Buffering with the Stars: Wednesday, October 8th, 2025

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It's the tolls.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-by things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the turst.

Happy worst.

Hey, durst.

How you durst?

I durst good on this thirst day.

Nope.

It's Wednesday.

Wednesday.

Damn.

Sorry, guys.

Sorry to get your hopes up.

That's okay.

I knew it was Wednesday.

So like your lies and your biases couldn't infiltrate my peace of mind.

But you know, it's a good Wednesday.

It is.

It's fun.

It's all good.

Wednesdays have a little bit of an extra pep in their step ever since Dancing with the Stars came onto our screen on Tuesday.

True.

It's so funny.

We get into these eras of toast where like the weeks have different like balance.

Like Tuesday's always to your toasters.

Mondays are always chunky.

And then depending on the like TV schedule of the week, but like we start out the week really strong.

Like Mondays, always party, catching up.

Tuesdays, steer toasters.

Wednesdays, dancing with the stars.

It feels so like correct.

And then Thursday, we get to chill.

Friday, Queenie and Weenie.

Yeah.

And I think like the new Love is Blind episodes come out today or tomorrow.

So we've got to stay up on that, see what these unwell folks are up to.

Hey, Bruisdale.

I didn't realize Bruno was showing up to work today.

Hey, Brew, how you you do?

How are you brewing?

He's doing good.

He's been working really hard.

He's trying to buy something special for Magnolia, so he's taking on more shifts at work and

just being a responsible individual.

Love that.

Like, welcome to the party.

Bruno, we all have bills to pay.

He's literally taking up more of the chair than me, which is like so unacceptable.

Because you're literally two people.

How are you feeling?

Thanks for asking, Koji.

I'm,

it's nice that you're asking I'm getting by the mornings are the easiest and like when I go to bed at night like getting into bed that whole process the last few hours of the day are so difficult last night I had like more pains and aches than ever before and throughout the night like I toss and turn and every time I flip over worse every time I flip over it's either like round ligament pain or like cooter pain.

It's like pain.

But then by like 7 a.m.

When I'm sleeping, I am reset officially comfortable.

And just in time.

Just in time to get up, but like my belly feels lighter.

I'm like not hurting as much.

I know we've spoken about this before, but like pregnancy needs to come with a handlebar in the bed where you can literally hoist yourself up because you can't sleep on your back and you can't sleep on your stomach.

So you just go, like, especially later on in pregnancy, you go side to side, side to side, side to side to side to side.

And to go from side to side is...

I imagine it's the strength it takes to do an Iron Man.

It is bar none the most difficult physical challenge of in a lifetime, like like that one could possibly experience.

And if there was just like a monkey bar like right in front of me, like a pull-up bar that I could use that, like give me that.

Yeah, it's really true.

Like there's no good way to do it because if you try and come up first to sit to an upright position, you just need to sit up.

Ow.

You actually need to wake your partner for real.

Like

I'd be shocked if I don't because I'm always like, oh.

Yeah, right, right.

And you know he's like pretending to sleep.

Like he can hear you.

He's like, everything okay?

Can I, the worst, can I do anything?

No.

You know what's so crazy about you is that you're really not into baths.

And I imagine you would at this point, like, really thrive in the tub.

I found baths like so medically necessary.

I don't know how I would get out of one right now.

Oh, wait.

Getting out was always a two-person job.

And you have to be like really comfortable with your partner because they're going to have to help you get out of the tub.

But getting in and just getting all the weight off of your bones, like you could just float.

I would highly encourage if you have a few extra hours later tonight, like take a bath.

I did baths in my first pregnancy with Harry.

I actually remember like I bathed a lot.

I even got my

thermometer in there to make sure it wasn't over one or four.

I'm like, I want all the heat I could get.

Yep.

Then with Charlie and like the surclash, I didn't do any baths because I was like, I don't want like the water and

I was just afraid.

No, I'm afraid.

And then I just like

gotten into that habit of like not taking baths.

Even though last night I was actually thinking because I've been having a lot of, I don't know how to describe it other than cooter pain.

I don't think that's, I don't think you need to describe it any better.

Like, that's a major cooter pain.

I didn't have it in my other pregnancies, like, and it's been like months now, like serious cooter pain.

I was like, a bath sounds nice.

Yeah.

Highly recommend.

I'll think about it.

You also have a pool.

I'm not swimming either.

I don't want the chlorine in my cooter.

That I actually understand, even though like you could not keep me out of a pool when I was pregnant.

No, but like, that's just like, that's based on nothing.

If I asked my doctor, they would personally pregnant.

You made that up.

And I didn't make it up, but it just, it seems weird.

Listen, you're allowed to make up whatever you want.

For sure.

Essentially, in an abundance of caution, like, why are you mad, bro?

Correct.

Sorry, I love my baby too much.

Like, why are you mad, bro?

That I don't want to swim.

I also just, like, don't like swimming.

I know.

Jackie's like, so not a fun person to vacation with.

Like, she's just like, doesn't like to tan either because she's like porcelain skin, which I understand.

I like the shade.

And she just like reads in the shade.

Like, fun.

Amazing.

Best day ever.

I'm like drinking in the sun.

Like, we're so different.

We're so different.

That's crazy.

That sounds like a misery.

Heaven.

Heaven.

Must be missing an angel.

They wrote that song about you.

That's so sweet.

Dancing with the stars, or as I like to call it, buffering with the stars.

I still have like no Wi-Fi.

The Verizon Man came yesterday.

He like showed me his special machine.

He walks around the house.

Tell me about that.

Yeah,

okay.

He has this machine and he walks around the house.

And like when the Wi-Fi is good, it's green.

And when it's really bad, it's red.

Oh, yeah.

So he's walking around, walking around.

I have green everywhere, green everywhere.

He goes to the corner of my bedroom

where your TV is.

Red.

And he said, there must be something in the wall.

He literally said, I can't fix it.

Like, go fuck yourself.

And I said, oh, okay, thanks.

Sometimes there's something in the wall and you can't fix it.

I know.

He did recommend this like product from Amazon that I'll now look into.

Great, like another $100 down the drain.

It's just like, everything is $100.

What is it?

It's like an item, you know, you connect it to your Eero.

You know, Eero.

I do know Eero.

Does it work?

Yeah.

I've only used it in really like

situations where everything was working against Eero.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Like in a hotel trying to get Wi-Fi from the hotel to create my own network.

And they weren't wanting me to create my own network.

Okay.

I'm trying to use it in my home.

I think if you use Eero the way it's intended, which is like Wi-Fi boosting across your home,

I think it works.

Yeah.

Okay.

I did buy it.

I was just like so reluctant, mostly because it was $100.

And like, if you ever want to create your own network when you're on vacation, like, that's helpful.

It is helpful.

Yeah.

Take your cat and leave my sweater.

So let me tell you, I've been listening to so much Keith Urban.

One, because he's just like a topic.

Have you taken Keith's side?

No, no.

I'm holding space for two truths.

First of all, I'm not taking a side.

You're not.

and second of all, you're not going to support women.

I don't know what happened, but I just blindly support women.

You know me better than that.

Even though did you see her at the Chanel show?

She looked insane.

New face alert, totally Stephen Levine did up.

I've been listening to a lot of Keith Urban because did you see the video going viral?

He performed like a few days ago, and

he was like obviously having a moment when singing that song.

Take your cat and leave my sweater.

Something left weather.

So there's a part in the verse that go:

Take your space and all your reasons that you think of me.

And Keith is up there and he's like, Really, Emo?

He's like,

Take your space and all your bullshit reasons.

He goes kind of crazy.

So many people tagged me in it.

I can't leave you even see it.

No, I didn't.

And you're stupid, he said, stupid bullshit reasons.

Like, and he's being really, like, very like Ellen.

His hair is like very Ellen in the early 90s like he was really being nuts.

That's really funny.

Did you see the headline in the post that was like Keith Urban really didn't like that movie baby girl?

Lol.

Yeah.

Lol.

That's funny.

Yeah, I and I think like it's just true and we called it like

you

are living under a rock if you don't believe that the movie baby girl had something to do with the downfall of their marriage.

Yeah, that's just like not something that you go and do.

At the bare minimum, it was a cry for help.

All I think about is that actor from Desperate Housewives who won't even kiss.

Okay, so that actor from Desperate Housewives who won't even kiss, who also, like, he's, you guys, if you look him up, just look up Dave from Desperate Housewives.

He's been on your favorite show playing like someone sinister.

Someone sinister.

Even though it seems like in real life, he's that P-Jammi as P-Jump because he won't even take roles where he has to kiss someone else because it's disrespectful to his wife and unfaithful.

And like, that's what we've been trying to say.

He was like a...

Pretty big character for two seasons on Desperate Housewives, and he was married to Edie, who was like the village whore.

And they didn't even kiss on the show.

It was crazy.

They must have really wanted him to like be on the TV show because why else?

Well, his daughter is like a TikToker.

She doesn't, like, she goes viral a lot.

Like, only when her dad's in it, she makes him do stuff.

And everybody comments, like, oh, but he is my favorite.

He was on Suits.

He played like this, like, kind of evil.

Oh, wasn't he in Yellowstone?

Like, an evil developer?

Yeah.

He's always playing like an evil blank.

Yeah.

And his daughter

uses him for likes, which we love.

Yeah, that's a good man.

That's a good man.

That's Ben if he ever goes, once we go to Hollywood, which is very soon.

Oh, that's good.

That's going to be Ben.

Okay, if Ben gets like a major acting role while you're out in Hollywood,

but like it's a romance, it's a rom-com, but it's like going to be the biggest movie in the country.

It's like based on a book, say.

Maybe he gets the role of

Fourth Wing.

Okay.

He gets

that would happen.

Continuous.

What's his name?

Zayden Ryerson.

Xander.

Yeah.

He gets the role of Zayden Rydenson from Fourth Wing.

It's going to be the next Twilight.

Yeah, come.

But he has to obviously have the smut scenes with Violet.

What do you say?

No, for a multitude of reasons.

One, like, am I crazy?

I don't want Ben becoming a movie star.

Like,

first of all, he would be insufferable.

Second of all, like, that's my man.

I don't want other people like fawning after him.

Like, no, men who are married can't be like Edward and Jacob.

They were both single.

That's I'm so glad you brought that up.

I am so glad you brought that up.

And I know this is going to spoil something that they're talking about on the good guys, but I have to talk about it.

And I forgot to tell you this.

So, you know, and I remember this because I read Josh Peck's book, and like one of the peak moments of his career was being cast in this movie alongside Ben Kingsley.

It's called

The, oh my God, why am I blinking on it?

The

whackness.

And Ben was like to me over the weekend, like, I can't believe I've never seen this movie of Josh's.

It's like, actually, like, I'm being a bad friend.

Like, can we watch it?

Am I supposed to know

whom Ben Kingsley is?

Ben Kingsley is?

Yes.

Look at his face.

You'll know him.

Okay.

Like, 100%.

Do you want me to wait for you before I finish my screen?

Just like for the context, hold on

ben kingsley cool got it um yeah like you know yeah yeah i feel like he might have been in beauty and the beast oh for sure no he's in something that we're upset he's in the dictator okay king

a la di oh schindler's list oh tuck everlasting now this

no we don't okay so please put your phone down i want to tell you the story so i didn't know what it was about i just said yes like of course we think

okay, he wanted to watch the movie.

It's one of the, like, one of one of Josh's most

proudest moments of his career.

And Ben's like, you know, he's my best friend.

I've never seen this movie.

Uh, like, we should watch it.

I said, Great.

It was on Prime.

We watched it and it was good, but like, Josh didn't tell us, Ben didn't tell me, and Ben didn't know.

There was not one but two sex scenes.

And to answer your question, who participated in them?

Josh,

yeah, I was like, oh, no.

First of of all, I could not stop thinking about Paige, his wife.

Like, has she seen this?

When did the movie come out?

Wait, that was just there.

Like, not to be weird, but it was actually a flattering sex scene for Josh.

Like, if I was Paige, I would find it hot, right?

Like, that's my man.

2008.

Right.

Josh was like, peak physical fitness, you know?

He looked great.

It's just like, I know you too well.

Like, me and Ben were literally being like three-year-olds covering our eyes.

But it was like, it wasn't like an embarrassing scene.

It was like Josh came out like looking good, you know?

Yeah.

So I'm thinking of his wife.

Like, she either like hates it or loves it.

Like, like it was actually kind of flattering but it's also before her time like you really can't of course get upset about things that people did especially if they're not like you know criminal but to answer your question even if i wanted ben to become like a big-time movie star which to be clear i don't do not cast ben in any movies um i don't think i would be able to get past that because like i think about how i felt just watching somebody i know yeah yeah Okay, glad that we cleared that up.

And I know he was up for the role of Zayden Ryerton, but he will not be in that after this.

Politely declines.

Unless you're Violet.

How about them apples?

Well,

now we're talking.

Yeah.

Okay.

Castle.

And you know, Violet, like the descriptors of Violet in the book, I remember, like, she's so tiny, tiny, tiny.

And that's perfect for me.

So I accept graciously.

I'd watch it.

Yeah.

No, you couldn't watch it because you'd be watching like me doing porn.

Oh, God, no.

Oh, no.

No, I wouldn't.

Right.

right could not now i feel as though we should dive in because i'm dying to talk about dancing with the stars that's like all i did last night um it's a two-hour broadcast because of the buffering it took me about three hours um and so like that's what i did the whole night and i can't sit here and like not talk about it any longer all the buffering you experience and what about your living room tv like you don't ever feel like watching in there oh i don't have one oh cool um i'm waiting um

Like I'm I need to buy a TV.

No, I haven't even bought it yet.

And I'm like taking this big trip to LA.

Like I have so much going on.

I haven't bought a TV yet.

Sorry.

And where's your frame?

My frame is in the kitchen, and I can't figure out how to turn it on.

Oh, you have a TV in the kitchen.

Yeah, also in my new place, there is an outlet, like a cable.

You know, the cable outlets?

Yeah, the little nipple thing?

Right above the bathtub.

Are you going to do it?

I think the person who lived there before me, like, must have been a bather.

A fellow bather.

Well, I don't need cable.

Like, who's cable?

Would you want a TV in in the bathtub?

No, I like the tub is really phone time.

So I'm okay, but I'm open, of course.

It's interesting.

Very interesting.

Well, very interesting.

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Our first story: Dolly Parton's sister has everyone in a tizzy after saying that she was up all night praying for the ill country superstar in an alarming post.

So Dolly Parton's sister, Frida, said on Facebook, quote, last night I was up all night praying for my sister Dolly.

Many of you know she hasn't been feeling her best lately.

I truly believe in the power of prayer and I've been led to ask all the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me.

She's strong, she's loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she's going to be just fine.

Godspeed, my sissy Dolly.

We all love you.

Then she clarified.

Wait, let's just say, like, that's giving dire.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Dire, dire.

Then she clarified, I didn't mean to scare anyone.

She is clearing the air after she said that she was up all night praying saying, I want to clear something up.

I didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly.

She said that Dolly has been a little under the weather, and I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer.

It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister.

So here's the thing.

Normally, like under normal situations, like I would be reading this person to filth, but I am going to chalk this up to just like boomer behavior with her Facebook post.

Like I don't believe she meant any harm.

There is a small chance like something is actually going on with Dolly and then she got in trouble for this post and like she just like is lying now.

I'm going to choose not to see the bad in what's her name?

Faith?

Frida.

Frida.

I'm going to have faith in Frida.

and believe that she's telling the truth.

But like if I was a conspiracy theorist, which I'm not, you know, I'm not not.

I could be looking deeper into this, but I'm going to choose to accept it, you know, surface at face value.

Yeah, I think so too.

Um,

I guess all those things that she said in the first post, like, could apply to someone who it has who has swept throat, yeah, right.

Um, and boomer behavior, yeah, I guess, like, why are we reading Dolly Parton's sisters' Facebook posts?

Like, maybe those weren't meant for public consumption, it was just it's like one woman's journey.

This is the first I'm learning of Dolly Parton's sister, Frida Parton, and

Frida Barton and Dolly Parton's sister's Facebook.

It's a corner of the internet I probably wouldn't have reached had it not been for Frida's kind of erratic Facebook post.

So for that,

I'm grateful, I guess.

I'm just glad to know Dolly is allegedly doing okay.

I'm glad to know that Dolly wants us to know she's okay.

Whether or not it's more serious or it's not, she wants to project that it is okay, which makes me feel like it will be okay, you know?

I also am just like getting the feeling.

I feel like Dolly Parton is the next Betty White, if that makes sense, like a beloved American icon celebrity who everyone's just sort of like praying stays alive.

Well, yeah, like this just like put us on alert and like we were

to like worry about Dolly like potentially dying soon.

And now we're we're worried.

She had canceled some shows, but like everybody cancels shows, young, old,

happy, sad.

She's 79.

No, like that just like awoke something in me that I didn't need.

That I didn't know needed.

That was asleep.

Like,

and I just like,

it's also, again, I'm giving grace because she's a boomer, but it's giving like pick-me energy.

Like, my sister's sick.

Let me write a Facebook post.

I'm just saying.

Claudia, but it was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister.

Literally, me.

Like, guys,

Jackie has to like flip over in the night.

It's so so hard for her.

I'm just a little sister asking for prayers for my big sister.

Yeah.

I hope that's all.

I hope it's just boomer behavior because I don't want to consider the alternative.

And now Frida's saying, Frida's saying don't.

So I'm not going to.

Let's say Dolly just like has a cold.

Or the flu.

Like, okay, the flu is different in an 80-year-old person.

I'm saying if it's just like a, like a, a stuffy nose, like.

Like, actually, don't waste your prayers.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, like,

yeah.

I don't know.

I'm trying not to read too much into this, but I feel like they're actually, the more I talk about it, like, there's definitely something going on with Dolly.

Oh, interesting.

When I first read the story, like, before I really dug into it with my little sister, right, who you constantly pray for, correct?

Oh, of course.

I was just like, oh, silly Frida.

But now, silly Frida.

Like, they're trying to silence Frida.

Right.

And this is like Frida trying to undo.

They're like, Frida, your Facebook post was inappropriate.

Like, please stop.

And so they wanted her to just like stop, but then she was like, I can fix it.

And she wrote this second post.

No, really, I can.

yeah

um

okay

time will tell but unfortunately praying for dolly

always yeah i'm just a little sister praying for a big sis correct are you ready for our next story

charlie xcx was out partying with kylie jenner Yes, she also liked to post about Taylor.

Yeah.

So

the coalition on the other side is out and about right now.

Oh, that's funny that you see it that way.

I don't see Kylie as a part of the coalition because, like we said, the coalition has like a lot of losery energy.

Like the people who hate Taylor Swift like are not cooler than Taylor Swift.

It's like Phineas and Charlie XCX.

Like I'd seriously rather hang out with a bum on the street.

I don't know anyone who's like with Charlie XCX this week.

It just like feels like a statement.

Yes, having said that, it wasn't like they...

you know, called each other up and got dinner.

They were at like an event, right?

It was a Marty Supreme something.

And yeah, but that's Timothy's event.

Which Kylie has to be at.

And like Charlie just goes to the opening of an envelope like anywhere she could like party.

I guess it was like anyone who was in Paris.

Right.

I don't think of it.

It wasn't like a social call.

Okay.

I do not, I'm sorry.

I do not consider.

I know there's like a lot of beef technically between like the Kardashians and Taylor Swift, but like I don't know, Kylie's so out of that.

I do not consider her a part of the coalition at all, especially since the coalition like reeks of mediocrity, okay?

No, I know.

That's why it was upsetting to see that on this week when like Charlie's name is

associated with Lurd right now.

No, no, no, no.

Don't worry.

Like, seriously, Kylie's not a part of the coalition.

But she's, she's not a, what's the opposite of a coalition?

Like, she's not a part of like the Taylor Swift fan club either.

No.

Even though you know her and Stormy, like totally shake it off.

Oh, I hope Stormy's the only one who could like bring Kylie out of it.

Stormaloo.

Stormy is not Brat.

No.

Oh, my God.

Stormy's such a Swifty for sure.

She's like so glittery and fun and cute.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's definitely like hard for Kylie to like not engage with Taylor Swift.

She has a young daughter.

Like that's what young daughters do these days.

Yeah, especially like all the girls.

All the girls, yeah, the like that were all northeastern nephews.

No, but also it's like stormy, dream, yep, and true.

Yep, they're all like really like girly, glittery, too, too shy.

Girls that age love Taylor Swift, especially girls who have like interests in music and like girly, like sparkly things.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, um, the girlies were out in Paris, Kylie, Rosalia,

Charlie at a restaurant in Paris.

Yeah, I guess they're celebrating Marty Supreme, Timothy's new movie, which is like actually getting rave reviews.

Not that that's surprising.

You know, he is like an actor.

And everything he is in gets rave reviews.

Right.

He's kind of like a media jar like.

But I think this might be like the, this might be the Oscar.

Oh, hopefully Kylie's right there next to him, accepting graciously.

I'd like to thank my fiancé, Kylie.

The mother of my children.

I was thinking about them last night because they go through periods where they do a lot of like public stuff and then they take a break.

And so every time they come back up for air, like doing a public thing, it's a reminder that they're still together.

And you know what?

Like they have been together for a long time.

Yeah.

And they were just like spotted together.

They resurfaced again.

Right, they were doing the Knicks basketball circuit.

That was like four months ago.

Yeah.

I don't think anyone like thought they broke up, but they just hadn't been seen together.

Right.

I'm obsessed, by the way.

I really like them.

I've done a full 180 on them.

And now I want them to get married.

And have kids.

Sure.

Yeah.

And win an Oscar.

Yes.

And Kylie should be

their year.

Yes.

And then when he gets up to accept his award, you see, it's like Beyonce at the BMAs.

Kylie opens up her blazer and there's a little bump.

I love it.

And also, has he won an award?

A big one.

Like a big one?

In the years that they've been dating?

Well, he went to that Roman

NAFTA or whatever, but Oscar Globe.

No.

Because I would love to know if he's going to think his lady love.

We will find out soon enough.

Yeah.

So, but Marty Supreme better be good and it better win awards so that Kylie can get her flowers.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

An update on one of our favorite pop culture stories.

Selena Gomez's kidney donor, Francia Raisa, breaks her silence after not being at the wedding.

Yeah, so I saw that she wasn't at the the wedding.

And when we were talking about the wedding, I didn't want to bring it up because I do get like accused of like being like a Francia Raisa like

agitator.

True.

Yeah.

So I didn't want to bring it up.

But yeah, she wasn't there.

I didn't realize, I didn't even think about like, is the kidney donor there or not?

But no, the kidney don't.

Is the kidney donor in the room with us?

No, the kidney donor was not in the room,

which is very odd on its face when someone gives you a kidney that they would not be at your wedding.

But Francina talks when she talks about this, she really like talks out of both sides of her mouth.

And she's making like she does.

She makes like both arguments for why,

like, she should be more included in things or more friendly with Selena, and then also not.

Here's the thing.

And from what I've heard from people who have either accepted

organs or given organs, like you don't have to like remain best friends.

When you sign up, you're doing it under the guide of like, if I never see this person again, I'm doing it because, you know, I think it's the right thing to do.

You go through like extensive therapy.

You get a lot of warnings that like, you should not expect to be this person's best friend for life, yada, yada.

So it's completely okay that she wasn't invited to the wedding.

Having said that,

it's fucking weird.

Yeah.

You know, there's not like budget limitations on Selena Gomez's wedding.

It's not something you have to do, but it's absolutely something you should do.

No, and like, you don't have to stay best friends with your organ donor at all.

But a wedding is not just best friends.

Like it's important.

celebration

it's people who were there for you at a certain time in your life whether or not you're still close now i would say the person who gave you a kidney was there for you at a certain part in your life so what does she say i didn't say that she had spoken about it um she had been asked about the wedding like a few months ago at an event in a bookstore.

She said, I know she's getting married and I'm very happy for her.

And look, she has a life and she is already a billionaire and I'm grateful that I could do that for her.

So there she goes.

Like, take away it.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why did you have to bring that she was a billionaire?

After she was asked what she would say to anyone considering organ donation, and she emphasized that the process is about saving someone's life rather than creating a special bond with them.

Exactly.

She said, Look, from the beginning, the doctors told me it's a donation.

If you're going to donate a dollar to St.

Jude or somewhere else, you're not going to call and say, Hey, what are you doing with my dollar?

It's a donation, and it's something nice that I was able to do.

I am grateful that I'm alive, and I can say that I have saved a life.

Um,

so she

tell you one hand, so that's what I'm saying.

You shouldn't expect anything from this.

But on the other hand, she's saying, I made you a billionaire.

And I understand.

And I agree with the overall, like, when you do a kidney, I like that they tell people, like, you really have to consider it a donation.

You cannot expect anything in return.

It's not like a, you know, a transaction of any sorts.

All of that.

Yes.

And I guess it's more complicated.

Having said that.

When it's a personal relationship, not just from like a list.

Right, exactly.

They were friends.

That's how she knew that she was a donor.

A match.

Having said that, like,

why wouldn't you invite your kidney donor to your wedding?

Like, the only reason you wouldn't is because there's something nefarious going on, right?

Agreed.

Agreed.

You invite, like, the people, like,

from childhood who you haven't seen until on cousins, like, you invite your donor.

You invite your kidney donor.

I'm sorry, it's actually absurd.

Like, wouldn't be here today without you.

Especially at a big wedding.

It wasn't like three people, you know, at a church.

So it's weird.

And the more that these two maintain that there's no weirdness between them, as you guys know, Ferencia Reista famously went on the Good Guys podcast and said there's absolutely no beef between her and Selena.

I'm sorry.

You think she would be at the, then she would be fine.

And I have to believe that you could say maybe she was invited, but she couldn't go.

She could go.

She could go.

If Lyde could go,

she could go.

She could go.

And I'm sorry, like, every time Selena Domez does something, like, we have to talk about it, but I'm sorry, it's insane.

I feel like I had genuinely forgotten for a few years and I don't even feel like I'm always bringing it up, but I saw this.

I saw something I had to say something.

The donor was not at the wedding.

Yeah.

And like the last big thing was Francia, like Selena Gomez saying like Taylor's like her only real friend in the industry and Francia leaving a comment on that on like a Selena fan page being like, that's so hurtful to say.

And it's like, well, that is for sure.

Like she could have said also Francia, but like that's not to me like a big indicator that there's something wrong between them.

Not inviting her to her wedding is a huge red flag.

There is something so sinister going on here.

There's something so bizarre about, and things like this that make it hard not to be a conspiracy theorist, honestly.

No, it's just, it's so clear.

This is so clear.

Clear.

Are you ready for our fourth story?

Yeah, actually, I am.

Okay.

Oh, okay, great.

Molly Maid Behind It All season two is coming to prime video.

Following the success of

Molly Made Behind It All series one, the influencer and entrepreneur is returning to prime video for a second outing.

so she just dropped the trailer for season two which premieres in 10 days

and i'm so excited i'm so excited because i watched the last season or the last part of the last season like later than it came out i watched it this summer so it all feels so fresh to me and um now we're getting more it feels like the turnaround is so quick it has been so party

Yeah, I love any like more content, more celebrity documentaries, whether it's like a series or a reality show.

I'm a big fan.

I didn't watch.

I'm like, really not.

Molly Maine like never stuck for me, you know?

I ended up watching some of her YouTube videos, and they're not bad, of course, but it's just like, it's not my thing.

I understand.

Plus, you didn't match your season of Love is of Love Island.

Correct.

So you don't have that attachment.

I didn't watch Buffer Island.

Yeah, and Tommy and the gang.

Right.

But this is very exciting.

The show is so good.

I know you don't have TikTok, but have you seen

like the AI-generated Jake Paul content that's taking over the interwebs?

I saw like him as a Hasid

so I at first I saw it and it's so lifelike I got duped and it's getting increasingly harder to get like to tell what's AI and what's not I don't know what started this trend but like somebody out there has been making the most hyper realistic Jake Paul AI content I saw him doing a makeup tutorial I'm like oh that's weird it must be like a joke

But it was AI.

And now like they have him working as a coal miner, working as a beauty guru, being a Hasidic Jew, like going to a mosque.

Like Like he literally is like a non-denominational.

He's going everywhere.

I don't know why or how it's happening, but it is.

Weird.

He's loving it too.

I was loving it.

He's loving it.

Good.

Yeah.

Weird.

Or unless the video I saw of him talking about the AI was AI.

Where did you see it?

Maybe in the docuseries, she'll talk about Bethany.

I think she will.

That's what I said when we were talking about that story.

They were definitely filming at the L'Oreal show because that's like a big moment for her.

And she decided to walk.

So they definitely will or they won't.

And it will just mean that it was a nothing burger and it was just everybody else's reaction to it.

But she didn't feel like it.

Right.

That made it a big thing.

But she didn't feel anything.

And I don't think that she would, knowing her.

Yeah, she's not like a drama starter.

But if that happened on like Brooke Snader, it would have been on Love Thy Nader.

Yeah.

No, she's not a drama starter.

And she's also like not, she doesn't need to take up all the oxygen in the room.

Like, oh, someone took 10 of my seconds.

Like, that's not Molly.

That's not Miss.

And that's, and that's actually why, like, I don't think the show is for me.

Deadass.

Yeah, that's why you can't relate to her.

Yeah, because, like, that's what I'm looking for.

Like, I would tune into the episode about the L'Oreal show and be like, give me the Bethany drama.

Yeah, but no, in her heart of hearts, I really don't think that there is drama.

She's got enough on her plate.

Okay.

So, um, stay tuned for that.

10 days.

Can't wait.

Plus, I think Victoria Beckham's docu series came out today.

Thursday.

I saw on Netflix when it was buffering.

I thought it was October 8th.

It said Thursday.

Thursdays, it said?

Yeah, I'm excited for that too.

The Dairies.

That's a good thing to have.

The Dairies.

And that's something like, I think husbands and wives can watch together because there's like a lot of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham stuff.

Yeah, if my husband can like tear us away from Love is Blind for two seconds.

Right.

And I'm recommending a lot of like, you know, gender inclusive shows because I only have one TV.

Right.

Right.

And then I can't turn on my frame TV.

I don't have one for the living room yet.

So we're just watching Buffering in the Bedroom.

Together.

correct that's beautiful it's bringing you closer yeah maybe i'll never get a living room tv

or goals is not having a bedroom tv oh my god sounds like a nightmare like only your need to watch shows in the living room that are like events no oh my god having a tv in my bedroom is like

i think that's true liberation No, no, it's true hell.

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Our fifth and final story leading into TV recap, Dancing with the Stars, a couple receives the first nine nine of the competition on Disney night.

And spoiler alert, Alaria and Club went home.

So we'll go through all the dances.

It was Disney night.

A really fun theme.

So much vertical integration.

Hulu Disney, ABC of it all.

It was too much.

I feel like so many of the dances like

were singing to like irrelevant songs and that like made them worse like justice for Robert Irwin and his Zootopia song like the dance might have been good but I don't know

do you know that song have you ever heard it no Oh, I actually did know that song, and I agreed with what you just said previously, but that song was actually good.

Okay, but like Dylan Efron Dancing to Life is a Highway was like so unfair, dancing to like a landmark franchise, like cars.

And then I had people over here dancing to songs I had literally never heard.

So you know what I think?

I was thinking the same thing.

Like it felt like very niche.

And I feel like they do Disney Night every season.

And all of the good songs and premises have been taken.

And so they're like in the weeds doing like these random fucking characters, Space Mountain theme dance.

Yeah.

When it's like

who was Space Mountain?

Elaine.

Elaine.

When it's like

Beauty and the Beast.

Like, just do Beauty and the Beast.

It'll be great.

Yeah, I think it's okay to repeat.

It really is.

Especially the show's been on for like 20 years.

You can repeat from 10 years.

Oh, so like you're getting more votes than ever means new viewers.

Like you can repeat.

It's okay.

Okay.

When Carlton was like, we reached a new plan, my 40 million votes.

I'm like, okay, so that's 4 million because everybody votes 10 times.

And there's definitely like a million people who do it on like multiple devices.

I'm like, okay, so 3 million votes.

That's like really not that much.

Sorry.

Like I'm not impressed.

No, it's all such a lie.

I'm not talking about the voting anymore because.

Okay.

And also, I just want to say, I'm not talking about the voting because last night was raging.

You guys know that people getting like the same type of people getting eights.

It's just absurd.

Yes, you want to talk about the scoring?

I'm sorry, scoring.

I meant, I'm not talking about the scoring.

Okay.

Let's go through the dances and the songs.

But yeah, the theme was so much fun.

I literally wanted to like wake up my kids because like Mickey and Minnie were there.

Donald and Daisy.

No, but all the kids in the audience was so cute.

No, it was so cute.

Donald and Daisy were like up with the cast, getting there, talking to Julianne.

Like it was just, it was the happiest place on earth.

And then the first dance being Cars, and he said he's made her.

I always say matter, but it's made her, I guess.

And she was lightning McLean.

I'm like, you guys, like, why am I watching this by myself?

No, no, it was like kind of weird.

First dance, Dylan Efron and Daniella.

By the way, Daniella is allegedly married to Pasha.

Yeah.

And therefore likely not hooking up with Dylan.

You know, I don't think they're hooking up either.

I can't believe that.

You said last week the complete opposite.

Yeah, no, but they had luck zero chemistry this week.

So it was just like

last week.

I think

maybe no, they have so much chemistry.

Sorry.

They're over-correcting.

Yeah, I think they're pretending like they don't like each other.

They have a lot of chemistry.

Sorry.

I don't know if the dance was good or they were just dancing to my favorite band ever.

Do you know what I mean?

I had a hard time making that distinction.

And when it's the men, and he's not bad by any means, but like the female dancers are working overtime.

They're literally carrying the men by the hand to get them into the next step.

It's like Daniella does it, Riley does it, Whitney does it, and

you could just see so much effort on their part.

I actually, it's actually showing like too much effort because now I'm like very aware that the man can't like move himself.

And the thing with Dylan is that he's like an able-bodied, young, fit guy.

So he does a good job, but he's not getting better.

Like every week, like I feel like like Elaine Hendrix is getting so much better.

Even Scott Hoying, even though he had the biggest fuck up ever, he's getting a lot better.

Like,

I'm seeing vast improvements in the quality of dance.

And with Dylan, I'm not.

Like, I don't know.

I'm unimpressed by him.

Sorry.

I know everybody like is gooped and gagged for him.

I'm not.

No, like this week, he just kind of coasted by.

On a good song.

On a good song.

And also because there are people that were worse than him who are ready to go home or who have no fans like Larry Engla.

They got 23 out of 30.

Fine.

Then Danielle Fischel and Pasha.

Okay, speaking of improvement, she absolutely crushed.

Like, I was shook.

She's getting so much better.

Like, I love to see people like getting so invested in this.

And, you know, I love him, but like, like, Andy's not getting better.

Like, his time is almost up.

Like, Danielle Fischel, like, she's an older woman in the competition.

She's getting so much better.

Like, I'm so proud of her.

She crushed.

She deserves to stay for a little bit longer.

Like, actually, no, a lot bit longer.

So, Andy's, like, not getting much better.

I don't expect him to get much better, but I do expect every dance to like move me.

And last night's dance didn't.

He still made it through, but like, maybe next week, because they need that moment in every dance where it's like, oh my God, PJOM, I'm crying.

Like, who is your yell?

Too pure for this world.

And I guess the chef's kiss from Ratachoui was like meant to be that, like, the comedic element.

They're not going to nail it every week, but that's what he's coasting on.

Not improvement.

But he's running out of people.

Like, Scott is going to go before him.

Hilaria was going to go before him.

Elaine might, but she's getting like a lot better.

So he's kind of running out of time.

Yeah, but he's not going to win.

So at some point, he will go.

No, of course not.

He's already there much longer than anyone expected.

Scott and Riley bopped to the top.

Okay, so Riley ate down with the whole concept, the choreography.

I loved it.

And then when Julianne and Derek were like, when Derek gave his critique and he was like, you know, people say Julianne and I are Sharpe and Ryan.

I never thought about that before, but that's hysterical.

I also didn't know Scott was in high school musical, the musical of the series.

That was a great synergy.

I was like, actually, really excited for him.

He started out really strong.

I was like, you know what?

I've been really hard on him.

And he said he was getting so much easier.

He got so comfortable last week.

Like, now I'm like, I'm breaking out of my shell.

He can't stop me.

And I felt so bad because he just like stopped.

Then he looked.

He bopped to the bottom.

Like, he just had so many mess ups, so many obvious ones.

And at first, I was like,

Riley's really being like a great pro.

She's putting her whole heart into it.

Like,

but

I thought for sure he was going home.

I said, you know what?

Elaine and Andy are going to be safe because Scott's obviously going home.

Yeah.

He is safe for this week.

And just next week, he has to do better.

What I do like is that, like, the scores don't compound.

Like, if you fucked up this week, it doesn't matter for next week.

Right.

Tabula Rasa.

Uh-huh.

And that is good because, like, next week, he could do an amazing dance and he could be top of the pack.

Like,

yeah, he had a lot of momentum after, like, Jenny, and he just, like, sort of shot the bed last night.

And I felt so bad because it was really set up for him to be like, to really take the momentum to the next level.

Like, Jenny, and then Ryan and Sharpe, like, perfect.

Yeah.

The Choreo was great, but no.

Alex Earl and Val, Maleficent.

I couldn't see anything.

oh yeah it was super dark and but it was good it was it was too dark like the judges i don't know if they did this for every dance but they did it for a couple where let bruno sorry len stands up um bruno like stands up because he's like trying to see and i'm like i does that for everyone i can't see either it was too dark turn the lights on what are you doing yeah she's beautiful and she moves elegantly and like she crushed it but like i want to see she did good but it wasn't like yeah my favorite style i'm not like obsessed with val i feel like everybody's obsessed with val it's like that's who you want for your partner Like,

I'm not obsessed with any of the men.

No.

Yeah.

And if I am, I'm obsessed with Mark Ballas.

He does such good work for Whitney.

But Whitney does good work for Whitself.

Correct.

Next, Hilarion Gleb.

Star Wars.

Oh, such a bad,

like, for me.

Sorry, I know Star Wars is huge, but like for me, that's not like something I want to dance to, okay?

Not Gleb getting critiqued.

What did they say to him?

I forget.

Something about

that there wasn't enough,

whatever their style of dance was, there wasn't enough samba or whatever.

He got critiqued, which is just like so awkward.

They love Jan.

Right.

Jen got critiqued a lot.

She always gets critiqued.

But he's new here.

Like, Gleb is not.

So I feel like that was sort of the nail in their coffin.

And the thing about Hilaria was: I was surprised she went home because I know she has like quite literally zero fans.

Yeah.

But I thought her skill would take her a little bit further.

She must have gotten no votes.

Yeah.

Well, she got 23 out of 30, which is the same as Dylan Efron,

which is absurd.

And Jen Affleck.

So absurd.

Like, I think she could get by with no votes if she was in the number one spot.

And that's why she was like taking the competition so seriously.

I know.

I actually felt so bad for her, but I also feel like she saw like a lot of the hate Lauren Hereggi got last week for like being an ungrateful wench when she

got eliminated because Hilaria was unbelievable.

I want to thank the band and the producers.

Like she was so like trying like to leave on a positive note, which I appreciated.

You know what?

Cause she saw how poorly it went.

And, you know, I actually feel like the show ended up being really good for her because I do feel bad for her.

Like, she wanted it so badly.

She was trying so hard.

She cried, like, and she still got sent home.

Like, people really hate her.

And you know what?

I love someone everybody hates.

And I also think that some, like, dancing with the stars stands, like, vote for their favorite couples also based on their favorite dancers.

And I think Gleb has lost a lot of fans, or at least I hope so.

Yes.

I think they're just

so true.

If she had been dancing with Mark Ballas, I think she might be around longer, but just the two of them are like not popular at the moment.

No, it's true.

They kind of, it was just a perfect storm of like hate, hate or like love.

A perfect storm that equates to zero votes.

Yeah.

And I won't like miss, I never like looked forward to their dances.

Me neither.

Next, Andy Richter and Emma Slater, who when they go, I will miss them.

I do look forward to their dances.

Me too.

I also look forward to their packages, you know, their little pre-recorded.

He's so funny and she like loves dancing with him.

And I feel like she's really done a good job up until this point.

Redachewy, it lacked luster for me.

There was no moment, like you said, like no viral moment.

It was just, was

I expect more, I do.

I actually have a high bar for Endy and Emma, even though like he literally came up with it.

In terms of creativity.

Yeah.

I agree.

But next week, like, let's see if they can bring out the tears of joy.

Correct.

Robert Irwin and Whitney Carson.

So it was the first time I wasn't dazzled by Robert Irwin.

And again, it might have been because because I didn't know the song.

Whitney is just such a dazzling star.

I love her.

She could dance like a mother.

Like, she's just insane.

Yeah.

What did they dance to?

Zootopia, because he like voices Robert Irwin.

That was cute.

Oh.

Do you think they really watched the movie together in that theater?

No.

Zero chances.

I won't give up.

No, I won't give up.

I don't know that song.

I don't know why I know it.

It must come up on shuffle.

It's pretty good.

Right.

Yeah, Robert.

It's hard to go from like what he did the first week i know he's kind of been like chasing the high even though he's been good ever since but he has been chasing the the success of night one ever since it's almost been like downhill even though he hasn't been doing a bad job but he just started too strong yeah yeah yeah

next elaine hendrix and outen burston she was great

I was really like she's taking this and that little speech she gave being like, I know like your dreams might not pan out in the way that they you thought they would, but that doesn't mean that they're not coming true.

Like obsessed, lisa and walter being in the audience every week like i didn't realize they were such good friends so next week some the premise is they dance with a friend i think and then like you're pro choreographed for you which is kind of a fun concept

and i guess he said it would be zach zach one thing about zach efron he does not acknowledge his brother like I know they did that show together and I've never seen it, so that's like a pop culture blind spot for me, but I feel like I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.

If he's not dancing with Zach, like I'm like going to vote for everyone else just to take votes away from him.

Is Alex voting, dancing with Braxton?

She can't.

He's like so busy.

Oh, I wonder who Alex, maybe like Jake Shane.

I would love that.

Maybe he'll be there.

Maybe you could go.

Oh, I got to go to a taping, by the way.

I got to go to a taping.

Ask him if he's dancing next week.

Okay.

Don't tell me.

Can we also guess who everybody's dancing with?

Daniel Sachel, I think, will dance with her boy Meets World Boy.

Oh, that would be so cute.

Or Sabrina.

Yeah, but no.

I know she's like too famous.

She did her part.

She made her little party.

Yeah, she did.

So what's that guy's name?

Yeah, she's the guy.

Corey.

Yeah.

Ben Savage is his name.

Yeah.

Scott Hoying.

What of his pentatonics?

I don't think that's buzzy enough.

And now knowing he was like HSM, HSM, maybe he has other connects.

He does make a lot of TikToks with like this dancing couple.

Okay.

Maybe he'll do like one of this, like they're called like Coston something.

Just an idea.

Okay.

Alex and Jake Shane, I think.

Okay.

Who else would it be?

I don't know.

Like, who's like...

Oh, her sister, Ashton.

Duh.

Okay, cute.

Love.

Andy Richter.

Onen.

With his children.

Oh, that's cute.

Maybe they were in the audience.

That would be cute.

That would spark joy.

Yeah, it would.

Do it.

Great idea.

Robert Irwin and Bindy.

Bindy, for sure.

For sure.

Bindy's coming back.

Elaine and Chessie.

That is so cute.

And yeah, they like pretty much confirmed it.

Yeah.

Yeah, Whitney Liavit and Mark Ballas.

We haven't talked about their dance yet.

Their dance was great.

I don't watch Hamilton, but I know it meant a lot to Liz Woods and like the people who do watch Hamilton.

So I think it was like Pargy on a multitude of levels.

I'm just looking at it from like a dance perspective.

I loved her outfit and I thought it was great.

She got the first nine of the season.

The fact that she got any eights is absurd because like it was like Elaine Hendrix got an eight and she was good, but like it was too pros dancing.

That's why I can't like compare her votes to other people because then it really starts to piss me off and not make any fucking sense.

But they did get the high, they are number one.

It sounds like they're tied for number one.

They're number one.

So even though it's the difference of one point, like it's still number one.

I think she'll dance with her husband, which I love.

I think both the Mormon wives will dance with their husbands because they're both in LA and they both have like huge platforms and they both have been like taking their job as like full-time dad and like supporting role really seriously.

Like, I don't know if you follow either of them on TikTok, but like all they do is watch the kids all day long while they the wives go to dance for like 14 hours and like show up for the tapings in costume.

And they like wear like merch and they're so excited.

It's actually really cute.

So so I think they'll both dance with their husbands.

Yeah, maybe Whitney will dance with all of her kids and her husband, but I think Jens are too little.

When Jen went to Disney World and I saw her like eight-week-old, it just was like another reminder of how freshly postpartum she is, and it's insane what she's doing.

No, I know when she was walking with Disney, I thought the baby was on her boob, I thought the baby was breastfeeding too because it was just like a baby, yeah, it was crazy, yeah.

Um,

yeah, their dance was great, she's great, uh,

final four, yeah, Jordan Childs and Ezra Sosa, Crush, she's really like become a formidable.

Yeah.

She's final four 100% too.

They're also just like a really good duo pairing.

I think they really like each other.

Like, I think they have a good friendship.

They're Simpatiko.

They are like murdered together.

Her being Tiana is just perfect.

And yeah, they're Simpatiko, exactly.

Who do you think she did?

Maybe one of her teammates.

Yeah, a gymnast

who has done the show.

Like all of them.

Who has done it?

Simone?

Simone hasn't done done it.

I think she has.

No.

I think she has.

Lori Hernandez has, but I don't think her and Jordan were ever on the team together.

Simone dancing.

Yeah, she was on Dancing with the Stars.

Oh.

Well, that would be sick.

And she did not win.

She got him in fourth place.

Well, they're best friends, so that would be really cute.

Yeah, I think that seems obvious then.

I think some people might choose family members who we don't know, like not famous people, which is a choice.

It's cute, but it's not going to, you know, move the needle, I think.

It's definitely a setback.

Like maybe I should choose their grandma or something.

It's cute, but like.

Uh-oh, if someone chose their grandma, like that would be with the right song.

Yeah, actually, I take it back.

You're not getting sent home.

No, not by me.

And then Jen Affleck and Jan Ravik, Nick.

What'd you think about their dance?

I was vexed.

I thought it was amazing.

There was like no fanfare for it.

It was so rushed.

They barely got critique.

Finally, Yan did a good job for her.

I thought she was amazing.

She looked gorgeous.

Like, I feel like she really kind of had, had this was this big moment for her, right?

And they didn't make it a moment.

It was pissing me off.

No, I felt like she was so robbed.

I thought she danced so great.

Then there wasn't enough time for all three judges to speak.

Carrie Ann went first and was really negative.

She just didn't like the dance.

Okay.

Then Derek went and was like, I think you all danced great tonight.

Like, what the fuck?

Oh, my God.

Yes.

And what the hell was that?

I think we all sing.

Bruno didn't get a chance to say anything.

So I think when she went up to get her scores, I think she thought she bombed it.

I was like, so sad for her.

And I think she was shocked by the fact that she got a 23, which is like totally like middle of the pack score and she got some eights.

But she crushed it.

She did.

That was so funny.

I feel like it was, everyone has like a moment where everything clicks for them.

And like that was her moment.

It should have been such a big celebration.

I think she was happy.

I think even this morning, she's probably confused.

Like, was that good?

Carrie Ann is just such a jealous wench.

Like, I just hate her.

What the hell was Derek?

Like, I think I'll take this moment to say the judge.

I'll take this moment to say everyone danced really well to me.

What do you mean?

You already told everyone they danced well.

This is Jen's turn.

Tell Jen she danced well with the eight-week old on her hip breastfeeding at Disney World.

Tell Jen she danced well.

She did so good.

She looked gorgeous.

I feel like it was her best dance yet.

I think it was Jan's, what is his name?

Jan Rovnik.

Jan, okay.

I feel like it was Jan's best choreo yet.

It was the first time he didn't get critiqued.

Like it was great.

Yeah.

Big week for Jan, like with the Taylor Schwift music video.

Oh, he was in it because all the dancers were in the middle.

All the Aristor dancers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was just rude.

Like, I really am very protective of her.

Me too.

And she she should and they're not protective enough.

And not only should she be treated like very delicately and sensitively in general, um, but then they did the opposite and they treated her.

But she should be getting special treatment.

Yeah.

And she's not only not getting it, she's getting like the shit end of the skin.

She should be with the best pro.

Like, she should be getting everything, like, a handicap almost, you know?

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

And instead, she's getting the opposite.

So at this point, I'm like, couldn't you just treat her like everyone else then?

Like, why got to treat her?

No, and I feel like it's definitely hard for her to be there, like, with Whitney from the same show, and Whitney's obviously, like, the winner, and it's just like hard to not compare yourself.

And she's also post-part of, and so I just want her to know, like, she was amazing.

And if she keeps on this trajectory, like, she is very has potential to be final four,

yeah, if they'll give it to her, like, if you like to tell her she's doing well, final four is Whitney Jordan for me.

Um,

let me pull up the

Irwin.

You think he's,

I think, he has a lot of fans.

So, yeah.

Oh, and Alex.

Yeah, with his 20.

You think she's Final Four material?

Yes, because she's a really strong dancer and she has a lot of fans.

That will get you all the way.

Yep.

That'll take you all the way.

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