All Talk No Action: Friday, October 17th, 2025

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It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

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Happy Friday.

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Hancoan.

It's Friday.

Hey, Jax, how you dern?

Dern good.

Excited about the Fridaes of it all.

Wait.

Wait.

Are we going to share the major milestone or no?

Which one?

Every day.

That you called me about last night?

No, we're not.

No.

I'm not.

This is why I can't tell you anything.

This is why I can't tell you anything.

One day, actually,

actually, I don't want to spoil anything.

but I am,

I'm sort of vlogging.

I'm vlogging in this moment.

Where's your mic flag?

Oh, I forgot.

I forgot.

You have a doctor's note.

I'm sorry.

I have a doctor's note.

I forgot.

I forgot.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Yeah.

So

you're vlogging?

I'm vlogging.

So the thing that Claudia is trying to tell you guys, I will put in my vlog, okay?

Yeah, we save it for the Treon.

For the Trion.

Speaking of Treon, I posted my Deer Toasters with Zach yesterday.

Oh man, I have to listen to it.

It's so funny.

Really enjoy it.

Really?

Yeah.

It's up on patreon.com slash a toast.

We did a dear toasters episode together, and it was actually, it was one of the more enjoyable podcasts we've done together.

Literally, people don't understand the plight of having to podcast with your spouse and then also like be married to them afterwards.

It is not for the faint of heart.

It's crazy business.

And I guess people who do it all the time, like I think of the bossics when I think of people who podcast together and like are happy.

Yeah, but they don't talk to each other on the podcast they talk to their guest and that's the key to a successful working marriage yeah um but i guess that's also how people feel about us like how do you podcast with your sister how do you not i guess i guess speaking of the boss sticks not to like blow up their spot i'm sure this is like a secret that i'm revealing sorry um i saw michael in the office yesterday and i was like oh you guys are in town who are you recording with somebody we were just talking about sorry but this is me promoting okay this is episode where claudia's just airing out everyone else's business jeffree star

oh wow.

Yeah, and I was like, I literally was giving Michael a list of things to talk about.

I'm like, please talk about the conspiracy palette.

He was like literally chatting it down.

Oh, my God.

When does it come out?

I don't know.

Did you tell Michael that you were going to tell everyone?

No, I'm sure I'll get like a text.

I think, by the way, it's good.

I'm like promoting their show.

Everyone listened to his and her.

I guess, but you know, like we never talk about who's coming on the show before the episode comes out because just so many things could happen.

They could also like record and decide like it wasn't good.

Try as Michael.

Yeah, ask.

Okay.

Anything you want to share about self while you're airing out everyone else's business?

No, not your business.

Is it okay that I revealed on the toast that you guys are having Jeffree Star on the podcast question mark?

That's really good.

I'm sat for that.

Stay tuned.

Yeah, I know.

In L.A., they recorded.

I love that.

They told me all their guests.

I won't blow up all of them, but that one was the one I found most interesting.

Yeah, that's really good.

Thanks.

How's Los Angeles treating you?

What's the latest?

What's the the temperature today?

In an emotional sense, not in a literal sense.

Oh, in an emotional sense.

I was going to say it was freezing this morning.

I don't care.

Oh, in an emotional sense,

you know,

how do I want to say this?

Ben is enjoying it so much, which is making me hate it.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, he's living his best life, and he's like had the audacity to go on like a health journey while we're out here.

He's been going to the gym, going for walks.

And so, like, I can't tell if I'm disliking it because Ben's liking it so much.

And that's just like me, like I said, being a hater.

Or if it's just bad out here, you know?

Yeah.

I do know.

And I also, I was FaceTiming with you guys last night.

Like, I don't understand what he's doing out there, aside from, like, good guys, which is a reason to like go home right now.

In and of itself, yeah.

What he's doing out there that he can't do at home.

Like, you say, going to the gym and going for walks.

Like, yeah, no, it's but he can, obviously, in a technical sense, do all that stuff in New York.

Unless he's like going on Runyon Canyon.

No, not even that.

It's just like, I think like the toxicity of like the aura out here is like very wellness focused.

And it's just like with the weather, everybody, Ben keeps saying like the weather, the weather.

I'm like, it's literally the same degrees in New York, but it's just the vibe, you know, like going for a walk in LA is obviously different than going for a walk in New York.

I understand why Ben is more likely to complete his wellness tasks out here.

Like it's just in the air.

Yeah, when in Rome.

I'm just not in Rome right now, so I need him to stop.

I understand.

I understand.

Well, I'm happy for Lish that he gets to live out his dreams.

Yeah.

The clock is ticking, though, you know?

Yeah, I feel that.

I'm ready for you to come to come home.

Like, get on my Friday zone.

Oh, and to be clear, I thought, like, maybe we're not huge on the West Coast.

People are not loving the Pacific time drops.

I'm sorry, guys.

I'm waking up at the crack of dawn.

I know, I know.

And we're moving as quickly as we can.

I know, but it's just not ideal for, like, I don't know how people on the West Coast have a career when they're dropping so late.

A lot of people, like, wake up and do New York Times.

So they work at like six and they end work at three, which which is cool.

I'm not doing that.

I'm working on it.

Like,

sorry, I guess we're not huge on the West Coast.

No, we're huge everywhere.

We're just bigger on the East Coast is all it feels like.

Grr.

Bigger.

Gr.

You look gorgeous today.

I do.

Don't look at me, you know?

Don't look at me.

I don't know a thing.

I'm just in that phase.

Like, seriously, don't look at me.

Don't say, oh, like, and start thinking, when did you last wear that?

Like, everyone, just keep your mouth mouths shut a thousand percent you know i'm just trying to get like if i can get my pants on that's an accomplishment we're good to go no no that's the accomplishment like i don't care what it looks like i'm not like oh i don't like these pants i'm like well they're on and that i'm not just saying this like to make you feel good like you do look great well i thank you i mean i did have to you know do my hair fresh today little oh i gotta i gotta blow out i gotta blow out in beverly hills guess how much well i i saw your close friend story so it was a 90 oh oh i posted on my close friend story yeah 90.

why Why couldn't you share that with everyone?

I don't know.

When I watched that, I was like, that feels like the sort of thing that you would share with everyone.

Because then I said something like not nice about the blowout itself.

And I just like, I don't know, maybe like, what if the hairstylist saw it?

Like, I felt bad.

But thanks for putting me on the spot.

100% agreed.

And that's a really good reason.

Now I understand.

Yeah.

So

I thought that blowout looked amazing, though.

Oh, yeah, no, sometimes you just need your hair washed and dried for you, you know?

And it was $75

plus tip.

uh so it ends up at 90 and then i also gave ten dollars for the hair washing so uh a hundred dollars los angeles baby so it's the cost of doing business yeah but the hair did look really it looked like a hundred dollar blowout thanks do you think i could have expensed it since i'm an on-camera star would you have approved that expense i mean i you don't have to ask me like you have to ask the tax man because you know i'm like so true treat yourself turdy you work hard yeah jackie's jackie's all about expensing you know what actually

i'm actually not about expensing i need to expense more.

Like, our business managers always say, like, you could expense that.

I'm like, oh, damn.

I'll get them next time.

I actually owe you an apology.

Why?

Even though, because I do feel like you were like this before you had kids, but I definitely let go of a lot of like my cheapness and

frugality, if you will, since becoming a mom, because it's like whatever's best for my baby is best for me.

So I find myself splurging a little bit more.

Having said that, you had that mentality before you became a mom.

It definitely got worse or better, if you will, once you became a mom.

But I understand you a little bit more now okay i don't even know how it's really shifted but

i'll take the i'll take the apology i'll always i'm not gonna look an apology horse in the mouth

okay mouth okay horse

watch mouth Horse.

We have Queenie and Weenie today, and what's so beautiful is this kind of like the parent trap.

I came to the show, shockingly, solely with a queenie.

Jackie came to the show solely with a weenie, and while we were getting ready, I was like, wait, I need to figure out who my weenie is.

But you know what?

We're coming to the house.

Half of my heart.

Half of my heart.

Jesus shotgun wedding to a bride with a paper ring.

We're never going to get it because even like, we can't even get it when our sleep.

Let's try to high-five each other.

We're like really zoomed in.

I don't know.

We'll see how that went.

We'll see.

But yeah, I usually would spend like the show trying to figure out my queenie, but I like this better.

Like it's a fusion.

It's a Q lab queenie and weenie.

Oh, and to be clear, don't get it twisted.

I did have a weenie.

I actually had it the first thing I woke up this morning, but I have decided it's too mean.

Okay.

Unfortunately,

one of these days I'm just going to be myself.

Like I'm just going to be myself.

Well, I just feel like it depends on the day, you know?

Like you said, like today, you're not going to be yourself.

No, I'm not going to be myself.

But some days you are yourself.

Yeah, some days.

I watched, I caught up on Love is Blind last night.

Like I'm all the way caught up on the new two episodes.

I'm not thanks to a little thing called Netflix household.

Like seriously, fuck off.

Yeah.

We have like the biggest family plan on Netflix.

I have an Amazon fire stick that I, it's always in my suitcase.

So whenever I go to like a hotel or we rent a house, I have all of my things already logged in.

I plug it into the back of the TV.

It's kind of a travel hack, okay?

I had to update.

When I got here, I plugged plugged in my fire stick i updated netflix household i did the the code i've been watching netflix yesterday they say you're out i'm out i got serious out yesterday too and i had to

i i re when i logged in i like reset everyone's thing so we're on the same account i apologize like that was me they kicked me out and i'm just like i'm not doing it again like seriously fuck you fuck you you don't want me to recap you don't want me to recap love is blind on my big podcast i won't Yeah, true that.

You're suffering.

Seriously, so annoying.

Netflix household, whoever invented that, like jail.

No, and I'm watching from like my mothership tv like sure there are some tvs you could say you know maybe on my ipad is that still you or did someone

this is the mothership like you don't have to question my bedroom television that is my household don't question the mothership and we already got logged out of the living room and zach like can't log in he's like waiting for me to do it and i'm like i'm not doing it I'm one more log out away from boycotting Netflix.

I'm just letting everyone know.

Well, no, I feel like I'm a log out away from like making my own single, like singleton account.

Great.

So you're giving, that's what they want.

I know.

You're giving them exactly what they want, more money.

I know.

Oh.

Well,

yeah.

So annoying.

Well, I'm all caught up.

So next week is weddings.

And like some spoilers.

I'll pad back in by then.

Some stuff did happen that like.

I saw a spoiler.

What?

There was another breakup.

Yeah.

I saw.

Good riddance.

And that's good.

It was good.

That's good.

Yeah, It's time.

Also, when they showed previews for the weddings,

I did not see Sparkle and

Jordan.

And like, they had a kind of weird episode.

Shit.

Like, there's something weird going on.

And it's not, like, so terrible, but basically, like, he doesn't speak.

And he, I guess he works really hard and like talks all day at his job.

And when he gets home, he doesn't want to talk about work and he doesn't really want to talk.

He's like battery drained.

And and like she's like we fell in love like via conversation in the pods and now like you give me one word answers and like you don't speak you won't even tell me about this job that's like draining you because you don't want to be further drained by your job what does he do he i don't even know i don't know what his thing is but he didn't even like that's good he didn't even tell us about the like he doesn't want to he doesn't like speak he doesn't engage and

it got like really weird he's like moody

Oh no.

Yeah.

And he's like, you know, he has so much going on.

And I can understand like what he's saying, like between working all day.

I understand both of their perspectives.

Like, I get home, I'm tired.

I'm drained.

I just want to go.

And I don't want to talk about the thing that drained me.

Plus, you know, he has his son.

Like, he's just like, is a very tired individual.

Whereas Sparkle, like, just.

Has more of like an easygoing fun life.

She's like, I want to play tennis in the morning.

And then, like, I like to golf.

And I want to go to restaurants with you.

And, like, just the lifestyles are just like not seeing each other.

Yikes.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

But it's like not for lack.

Like, the other couples are are breaking up because they don't like each other.

Right.

It's not going to work.

These are just like really lifestyle differences.

They could work through it.

I don't know.

I didn't see them in the

trailer, which is weird.

Because I thought they were the only couple getting married.

Me too.

We might have a no-couple, like a no-marriage season.

Historic.

Yeah.

I mean, it's,

it's about time.

You know, it's been a while.

It's shocking that it's ever happened.

Yeah.

And it's like every season, it just gets like less and less legit.

Yep.

And like, this is where we've ended up.

Yeah.

But like Sparkle and Jordan, like

we make, we have a lot.

We were counting.

We were rooting for you.

We were all rooting for you.

But I also feel like for the two of them, they might be one of those couples where it makes sense for them not to get married today, but to stay together because like she needs to get as a kid, it's like a little bit more serious.

Yeah, she needs to get used to like being a stepmom and being a part of his life.

And like, how does you can't just like marry a woman in two weeks?

Yeah.

and there really is like no gun to your head that says that you can't date yeah so maybe they make that decision before the wedding day

yeah

oh i would like okay well i'll be logged back in for the weddings

sounds good and then i finished um nobody wants this

oh congratulations super cute i really enjoy super cute and then season two is premiering next week and they just had the premiere I saw Leighton Meester showed up and showed out.

She looked great.

It's just a great show, and it's also like a great, it's like a great ecosystem around it.

Like, who gets excited about a show's premiere?

Who cares?

But like, it's fun and exciting to watch because like everybody shows up with their partners, and it's just like, you know, Seth Cohen, it's everything.

Yeah, also, Kim premiered her show too.

All's fair.

She was on the fire for that.

Yes.

Not as exciting as nobody wants this season too, but no, of course not.

But something.

Do you want to get into the Fast Five stories, my dearie?

Oh, wait, Michael.

not live yet i can cut out

lol

not gonna let you go in the offices again

we have a leak there's a leak at dear media

no no me being such a rat

and then he said also by the way michael's a businessman said ps it's an insane episode I can't wait.

I believe it.

Like, dramageddon.

I'm sorry.

I'm leaving this in.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm ready for more, Jeffrey.

Like, bring me back to that time.

I know.

Like, we're bringing back toxic, problematic YouTubers.

Like, Trisha Paytas is literally on her way to winning a Tony.

Like, nobody cares that she, like, did blackface once.

So, like, bring them all back, you know?

Yeah, but I feel like Jeffree's just, like, not putting out the content.

Like,

no, he's all over TikTok.

He's like doing makeup.

I know, but that doesn't do it for me.

I need, I need like.

I know.

It's a little niche.

I need a little bit more curation.

I need curation.

I need edits, cuts, not just like stream of content.

Like, he needs a podcast, honestly.

A dear medium are you are you looking for makeup content or just like Jeffrey content

I'm open because like I was into his makeup stuff for sure and I was influenced like if he approved something I would buy it but I loved like his house tours no I'm remember Nate remember Nate I'm open to all

yeah as like a like a 360 creator yeah you know 360 360

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our first story some really sweet news sophia richie grange is pregnant she's expecting baby number two with her husband elliot she posted the most low-key pregnancy announcement yesterday

it was so low-key to the point that it was confusing yeah so she took a little picture of her bump in the mirror on her way out the door and said, on my way to launch these babies.

And it was a baby emoji plus SRG Artelier, which we discussed yesterday.

So she went to the launch party and she also launched her pregnancy announcement.

Now, I know like after you have your first baby, like everything the second time is like not as big of a deal, right?

Like, but this is like

really little.

I was so confused.

Yeah, I was.

It's also good for her brand.

Like everyone's talking about her pregnancy announcement in conjunction with the brand.

Like it was a good marketing move.

It was just like so low-key.

No, it was so low-key.

It's like, I'm pretty sure this is a pregnancy announcement because what else could it be?

Right.

But is it?

And then I think some people thought she was having twins,

right?

Because she said babies.

And she's also like a little girl.

So, like, she didn't look like crazy pregnant.

I don't know, it was confusing.

It was, you know, endlessly inspiring.

She's been very open about the fact that she gained 70 pounds during her first pregnancy.

And the fact that like she lost it and got pregnant again, like, I can do it too.

I can do it too.

Yeah.

No, major shout out to her, like, going back to to back

it's like i said endlessly inspiring while also like being a working woman starting her fashion label like

it's what it takes you know like it's something you got to do like if you want to have kids but like it's just insane it's hard

and i want to say um

like obviously i don't want to give notes on her pregnancy announcement but like it was confusing Yeah, I wonder if she

thought that, like, if she was like leaning into the confusion or she's like, oh man, I think I like that.

I think she thought she was being like so clear, kind of like when Rihanna like opened her jacket and had like a little baby bump at the Super Bowl and she was shocked that people were like confused.

Yeah.

I think they both like thought it was like so clear and obvious, but us were just like, what?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Funny.

I think anytime you're going to like join a pregnancy announcement with something else, whether it's a Super Bowl halftime show or the launch of a clothing line, like it can get a little murky.

No, and like a pregnancy announcement that's just like, you know, a selfie like in the mirror.

That's not like, you know, a whole thing.

Yeah.

A mirror pick makes it like so crazy.

Cash.

So cash.

Yeah.

Hysterical though.

And that does not take away from the

monumentousness of the occasion.

No, of course not.

Congratulations.

Basha toba.

And they welcome their daughter Eloise in May 2024.

So

it's been like a year and a half.

She's Eloise.

Well, she probably got pregnant.

She's probably like at least three months pregnant.

Yeah.

But that's like.

So, yeah, like a little more than a year is when she got pregnant.

That's what it's like.

Well done.

Well done.

Yeah.

Go, girl.

Do your thing.

I'm going to do my thing.

Are you ready for our next story?

Euphoria Season 3 Full Cast has been revealed with some new guest stars.

Have you seen this?

Well, I saw that Trisha Paytas was going to be on it.

Yeah.

Really, that's like the biggest name.

Well, it depends.

This is going to be an insult to the next person the biggest name she's like it was like the biggest shock it's going to be an insult to this next person who's also very big name natasha leone

cracking up honestly i feel like trisha paytas is a bigger name just in the circle in the circle that i live in having said that natasha leone did go to the same high school as me right so she's actually very much in the circle that you live in and right trisha paytas is still bigger in the remote community right right actually she is married to a jew and like her kids are jewish and i think she like kind of converted so it's kind of the same circle if you will.

Yeah, just one big circle.

And then also 18 new cast members who I don't know.

Oh, because they're jumping forward in the series.

I think.

Well, it's been, I don't think they meant to wait five years between seasons, but there was always going to be like a big time jump, kind of how like remember in the housewives, desperate housewives did that.

That was so crazy.

Oh, the other name I recognize is Eli Roth.

A mad bear Jew.

Yeah.

One thing about Eli Roth, he's so cute.

Like, I love him.

Does he have a girlfriend?

I feel like we just had this conversation.

You do?

I don't feel like we did yes and we were like does he have a girlfriend and he actually like has a pregnant girlfriend oh right does anybody remember what i'm talking about or did i actually make this up i'm on my way

he doesn't really have an instagram yeah jackie because he was in that tim dylan addison ray movie right thanksgiving

three years ago that's when we were talking about him he's more of a director than an actor now

Yeah, well, he's not the director.

He is going to be a cast member.

By the way, Michael said it's fine.

Michael said it's fine.

Jeffree Starr should be on Euphoria.

He actually should.

One thing about me, like I watched Euphoria, I kept up with it.

It was like fun to be a part of something.

I've never needed another season of a show less.

Like the way I do not care, it's like so much.

And let me tell you, they left on an amazing cliffhanger.

Like Rue made the worst decision ever.

Like she just ruined her life.

It left on an amazing cliffhanger.

I don't care.

Like, I literally don't care.

But you're going to watch.

Yeah, but I don't care.

Yeah, but like, you've put in all the work and everyone's going to be talking about it.

And I know you have fun.

I am going to watch.

I could see myself like giving up on it halfway through.

Yeah.

But yes, of course.

If this wasn't my job, I might not watch.

But you do it for your credit.

I'm like, I have a commitment to, you know.

to torture myself.

So I think I'll be watching.

I just like, I can't, I feel, I know that like Zendaya and Sidney Sweeney like feel like annoyed that they have to go back to the show.

Do you know what I mean?

It launched their careers extremely successfully.

I think it was like a crazy weird environment to be on.

Not that it launched that day.

I'm sorry, but it definitely like, you know, catapult.

She got Emmy nominations, like it catapulted her.

And now that they have to like go back to it, it's just, it's taking a step backwards.

You know who's excited?

Jacob Alordi.

Yeah.

Yeah, because it launched him too.

And he's been out here trying to.

But it just kind of like boomeranged.

Yeah, so like, I think like he's excited to, you know, get back on solid ground.

And to be back, like, as like Nate, like the hot guy everybody wants even though a great plotist would be because like he's so like toxic male who peaked in high school and now it's what i don't know how many years ahead they're skipping but like i would love to see him you know like

not doing so well but he's so i don't know how yeah i don't know i hope eric dane is in it um

he is he plays he's back yeah he was recently diagnosed with a last member we spoke about that he plays jacob belardi's dad yeah he's back Okay, good.

Who else?

Read me the names.

Let me see if I have one.

Zendaya, Hunter Schaefer, Eric Dane, Jacob Belorti, Sidney Sweeney, Alexa Demi.

Oh, I heard Hunter Schaefer's dating Joe Alwyn.

I heard that too from you.

Yeah, and I read in like an Instagram comment.

So, like, seriously, don't listen to anything I say.

Maude Apato.

Yes, all these people were already in it.

Martha Kelly.

Yeah, yeah, these are all the people coming back.

Martha Kelly, Chloe Cherry, Coleman Domingo.

Oh, Coleman Domingo.

Coming back.

Was he in it?

That's the way that this was framed.

You would know.

Yeah, wait, let me think.

I feel like

Coleman Domingo.

Hans Zimmer will score episodes of season three as well.

Well, that's beautiful.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

He plays Ruth's Dad.

Very exciting.

Yeah.

I'm just like, I'm getting like fatigued by this.

I know.

I just know people are excited about it.

So I just want to let you know.

Yeah.

No.

And it's good to like that you kept us updated.

But like, just as as a note to production, like I'm getting fatigued.

So like either get it out or don't.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more TV news?

I didn't even know about any of this.

This is all news to me, but let me know if you did.

Yellowstone's Beth and Rip spin-off called The Dutton Ranch adds four new series regulars.

So I heard about this in like an AI generated sort of way.

I didn't know like the show had actually been greenlit.

Like I didn't know it had an IMDb page.

It has a name, it has an IMDb page, it has casting, and it has like a plot line, a log line.

Oh, well, what happened at the end of Yellowstone, like they decided to move to Texas, right?

They loved it so much and it was like more cattle farmer friendly.

I didn't finish Yellowstone.

What?

Yeah, like

I was like not loving the last season.

I wasn't like desperate to pick it back up.

And I'm like.

If I finish it, I'll be sad that it's over.

And if I never...

So I'm going to tell you what happens?

Yeah, just for this, because this show is like afterwards.

But the log line is that Beth and Rip, they're playing themselves, are grateful for the peace they sought, fought, and nearly died for with their 7,000-acre Dutton ranch.

With tough times and stiff competition, Beth and Rip do what they must to survive, all while ensuring Carter becomes the man he's supposed to be.

Is that the

kid they brought in who's like a young Rip?

Yeah.

Okay, so at the very end of the show, so they have this big ranch.

They don't know what to do with it because if they sell it, they can't afford the inheritance tax.

And, you know, the corporations, everybody, the government, everybody's coming after it.

And it's actually Casey who has the idea being like, well, well, what you sell it for is what you get taxed on.

So it's like worth $100 million.

But what if we sell it for $1?

The tax is 10 cents.

So they sell it for like $1 million

back to the Native American community, but they section off like a big part, the East camp for Casey and his wife and his kid to like have like a small.

small ranch.

So like they both technically still live there.

They afford, they're able to like afford to sell it.

Then like, you know, it's, they're kind of just like going back between the natives had it and then the Duttons had it and then then the natives had it again and um it was kind of like it was actually a really nice way of buttoning it up I liked it and then Beth and Rip were like this laugh ain't for us and they had went down to Texas because all the cattle had brucellarosisllosis and they kind of loved it because it was like much more um

like the I don't know like the government or like just the vibes were much more friendly

rancher friendly and so they were like well what if we just like did our own thing and you know she had a little bit of money from just being a businesswoman special and they bought a ranch he'll run it they take Carter with them and it was like it really they wrapped it up last season was not good but they wrapped up the whole storyline and everybody's journeys really nicely um so it does lend itself to a show but I'm just like so fucking tired it's the euphoria effect I am so tired of hearing about Yellowstone spin-offs that aren't happening whatever happened to four sixes agreed but like Beth and Rip were the best part of Yellowstone of course no I'm so here to be able to their characters to live on and they're being played by the same people I thought maybe it was gonna be like an origin you know a prequel

so that we get more beth and rip like by the same writers in a new situation like i am excited

same this is how the show like they did actually need to end yellowstone they could have turned it into the beth and rip show if they wanted to it being now like a whole other series is fine i just feel like it's never going to come out the same way all these other prequels and schmeekles never come out um where's matthew mcconaughey where is four sixes

yeah we're always

1823 and not 1886

we are the sole reporters on like Yellowstone updates and news, and none of it ever comes true.

I don't know if it's like Game of Thrones.

Yeah, except Game of Thrones just dropped a trailer for a new show.

The prequel?

No, I mean, they're all prequels.

Which one is this?

It feels like a fairy tale.

Like,

I couldn't even tell you what I watched.

It didn't really look good.

You know what these people are?

All talk,

no action.

What's that from?

And then, like, she's like, yeah, all talk, no action.

What's it from?

Yeah, it was called A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

It tells a story of Sir Duncan the Tall and his young squire.

Look at your squire.

Now it's just like Game of Thrones.

I mean, we were all just like watching this medieval porn, like for a greater good, because it was just like an excellent story.

But like, I think I'm good on the squire.

Okay, YouTube can't tell me what I mean, Google can't tell me what that's from.

I'll talk.

Someone will tell you.

Yeah, sound off in the comments.

But anyways, Yellowstone is casting like it's moving forward there's people attached

i mean beth and rip

are like a timeless love story so i would love to see them back on my screens again as you guys know i'm so in my cable era so sure sign me up but like i will believe it when i see it that's how i feel about all these things even with this big euphoria casting news you could tell me that they're on set Once I see an episode, I'll believe it.

But up until this point, I've just been burned.

I agree.

But as a Beth and Rip stand, I'm certainly not upset.

Yeah, like it's not the worst idea i've ever heard no and i've heard a lot of bad ideas are you ready for our fourth story i am kylie kelcey changes her instagram bio to a tribute to jason kelcey's manhood and her favorite taylor swift song um

so kylie kelcey paid tribute to her husband's penis with a cheeky change of her Instagram bio, which subtly references Taylor Swift's spicy song Wood.

So their new Instagram bio says big fan of Japanese maples, which Travis, when he was talking about the song, he had said,

she calls his penis like a big redwood tree.

In the song, Taylor calls Travis a redwood, and then Jason said, like, I'm more of a Japanese maple.

And then she made her bio big fan of Japanese maples.

Funny.

Now,

funny.

Now,

if.

I wanted to look into this as somebody who might suspect that Kylie Kelsey does not like Taylor Swift.

What I would say, hypothetically, if I was that person, is that this is a very good way of like engaging with the Taylor lore,

but like in a way that's like just focused on like her and Jason.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

But I'm not that person, so I don't feel that way.

I just wanted to know like, what was her Instagram bio before?

And like, how often does she change it?

That just feels like, like.

Feels like all these podcasters are changing their Instagram bios.

Oh, yeah, but you change yours too?

Okay, I like changed it and totally forgot about it.

And not me changing it on the toast live and having a typo and like so many people DM me being like, oh, you just literally forgot a word.

Oh God.

Her name was Turdy, made her money being purdy and wordy.

Oh, you're literally Kylie Kelsey.

Oh, no.

By the way, did Kylie Kelsey copy me?

Deadass.

No, she didn't.

Okay.

Thanks.

Now, I like the bio, except visually it's a little long.

Like the line runs on too.

It's like a run-on sentence.

And also,

like, I'm already over it.

And I know I endorsed it.

My bio.

Her name is Sarah Meet.

There might be me.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

Like, I know I endorsed it at the time.

Give me a better one.

Like, I'm not married to it.

Give me a better one.

I don't know what the hell to make my Instagram bio.

Why is it so hard?

And like, embarrassing.

It is embarrassing.

Coachers, Wogers?

Come on.

You can't ask me because you're not going to get get a normal response.

Okay, you guys, can somebody write me a good Instagram bio?

Like, I really don't know.

Yeah, it's tough times.

That's why I asked you.

Why is it so hard?

I'm not crazy about mine, but I don't want to go down this road.

I love yours.

I love, love, love it.

Never change.

Yeah.

Or you could be founder and CEO of Jerdy Lou Global.

But that's like not funny, you know?

I'm laughing.

But you're always loving because you're a ray of light.

That's so true.

I don't know how anyone can have a problem with us.

We are literally the funniest, most lightful, most charitable, generous girls.

And I know us like offline.

Yeah.

The fact that we have so many haters genuinely

blows my mind.

Bio.

The sea.

We started from the beginning.

Started from the beginning.

We are.

I don't know how anyone has a problem with us.

That's nice.

That's good.

That's not a bio.

It's a quote.

A self-quote.

Should I put it in quotations?

Not a self-reference.

I think there's something there.

Yeah, let's workshop it and please sound like something that was like, that says like, or bio, like genuinely a delight.

Okay, also, do you feel like we're like blowing up on Spotify?

I feel like so many of our like listeners who watch on YouTube have really moved over to Spotify.

And when I say sound off in the comments, like I always go to YouTube, I feel like I need to start going to Spotify.

Interesting.

I know.

I feel like we've really, we've had an impact on our YouTube community.

I didn't know that was happening.

I know.

Koji, try and hold my finger.

I didn't know that's what was happening.

That's what I wanted.

Oh, they released like who is dancing to what song on Dancing with the Stars.

People are like really mad.

But the big takeaway is that Robert Irwin is dancing to Dancing to Life.

And the big takeaway is that nobody's dancing to something bad.

Um, not true.

Who's dancing to it?

Oh, wait.

Oh, I thought you meant

to something bad, like a bad song.

No, no, no, no, plenty.

But there's a song called like something bad, like where he's talking to the animals.

Too to english.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, sorry.

That was, you see how that was confusing.

I do.

But so that was good because that would have been really unfair.

What do they have Jen Affleck dancing to?

Like the score?

Something bad.

What is it?

I don't, it's from the the second movie, and I actually didn't even ring a bell.

Wait, I'm not okay.

Of course.

Oh, they have Whitney Dancing to Popular, which is amazing.

Which is like actually unfair.

Alex Earl is dancing to something.

She got something good.

Wizard and I.

No, it was like, it's more fun.

I couldn't remember.

Hmm.

Just find it.

I'm looking.

What is he feeling?

So sad and new.

Okay, Jen and Jan, as long as you're mine.

Like, seriously, I'm going to sue this show for discrimination on behalf of the affleck family, like against postpartum women, a thousand percent.

Jordan, she deserves who's dancing to define gravity.

That it's like not fair, Elaine and Allen.

That's actually fine.

Oh, you know what?

I'll allow it.

Also, Andy and Emma are dancing to one short day, which is gonna be adorable.

Yeah,

in the Emerald City, Jordan and Ezra are roombaing to for good.

Okay, it doesn't give roomboard, but I'm looking.

I have been changed for good

Alex and Val.

What is this feeling?

Love, cute, but it's time for Alex to break out.

Don't you find?

Like, I feel like she's like in the middle of the pack right now, and it's time for her to like

move to the front.

She needs a big moment.

She's been doing really good since the beginning, but she needs like a viral big breakout.

A thousand moments.

She needs a big moment.

Maybe this could be it.

Dylan and Dingela.

I'm not that girl.

That's a bad song.

For a boy.

For like in general and also for for them.

For a boy.

It's such, it's like such a low.

And they're Roomba ing.

Okay, do I not know what a Roomba is?

Because like Roomba.

I thought a Roomba was a vacuum, so I don't know.

Roomba feels like this.

I think you're thinking of Samba.

That's a Samba.

But like, Roomba is definitely not like the slow dance that you need for I'm Not That Girl.

Yeah.

Danielle and Pasha are doing the Argentine tango to no good deed.

This is like not a bad song.

No, No, it's not a bad song, but this is just like a crazy.

There's always like one too many elements in these themed nights.

Like that TikTok night where we're doing TikTok dances to ballroom styles to a contemporary

viral song.

And also make sure to include your most viral moment.

And who are you dedicating this moment to?

Elaine and Allen, Defying Gravity, Scott and Riley, The Wizard and I.

That's really like not fair.

No, so the thing is, they're clearly, if they had given like the best song to the best dancer,

it's not fair.

So them giving like Defying Gravity and The Wizard and I to Scott and

Elaine, who are clearly like in the bottom, but like even though Whitney having popular is like kind of crazy.

There's so many great songs.

There are a lot of really good songs.

I think Dancing Through Life is like one of the best songs for the best Robert and Whitney.

It's gonna be amazing.

Whitney and Mark, popular, Andy and Emma, one short day.

Jen and Yankee.

They should have given Andy.

Yes, they should have.

And Jen and Andy should have got, I'm sorry, Emma and Andy should have gotten Defying Gravity.

Or popular.

Yeah, they could have done more.

That's actually not a great song for him.

I'm just saying, he's going home.

I don't know.

I could just, it's a really cute song.

One short day in the Emeralds.

Yeah, but it's not obvious, and Andy needs obvious.

Yeah, but we're not going to waste the good songs on him.

We wasted the good surprise on you.

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Thank you.

I thought of an Instagram bio for you.

Oh my God, what?

Click's going to click.

That's good.

That's good.

And then people will know who you are.

It's like a really good way.

And they're going to be like, oh, wait, that's good.

What about that?

Click's going to click TM.

No?

No.

Then it looks like you've only had like one successful thing.

Yeah.

And that you've like trademarked it.

So I like it.

I like it.

I do.

Although I don't know if it like sums up who I am.

Do you know what I mean?

And let's be real, I don't have many friends.

So it's like somebody with a lot of friends would make that there.

But you could also just like do something like honest and earnest, like host of the toast.

Well, whatever I have, like right now, I have like my bio, and then it says host at the toast.

Yeah.

That's good.

I can make a hosting and toasting.

Yeah.

We'll work through it.

We'll workshop.

Well, our fifth and final story is a little Instagram news because Instagram rings have been awarded.

Oh, my God.

We previously reported that Instagram was starting their own award ceremony.

So

Instagram put out their winners of rings, including the judges panel.

I'm just going to share.

Are winners?

Like, there's no nominees or anything?

You just win one?

Yeah, like the judges chose winners.

There's 25 rings winners, which we'll get to, but I just want to explain a little bit more about the awards.

And who are the judges?

The judges are Spike Lee, Mark Jacobs, Grace, Wales, Bonner, Cause, Pat McGrath,

Alona Marr, Eva Chen, Adam Moseri Adam

and I would love to see Ilona Maher like in high places but what the fuck do these people like know about content creating so Mark Jacobs well because he's a creative

the rings are an award about celebrating liberating those who aren't afraid to take creative chances and do it their way those who bring people together over their creativity and deserve recognition so it's really about creativity mark jacobs is a creative that's fine with me sure okay um

so the judges like nominate a bunch of people and here are the winners.

Now I'm going to, I only recognize two names that I'll start with those two and then I'll tell you all of them.

Tell me if you know of them.

One, Olivia Dino, man I need.

Right?

Yeah, Olivia Dean.

But it's at Olivia Dino.

Maybe that's her Instagram.

Yeah, that's her Instagram.

Okay.

And then the other is Elise Myers.

Okay, so like Elise Myers makes content for a living.

Olivia Dean, I live and breathe for, but she's a singer.

But she's apparently a creative as well.

But are they giving out awards for people's

accomplishments on the app or outside of the app?

On the app.

Okay, here are the other people.

Tell me if you know any of them.

Cole Bennett.

Actually sounds familiar.

Wait, hold on.

Cole Bennett.

I could also just send you this article if you want to look at it.

Don't know Cole.

Next.

Gabriella Moses.

Don't know.

Nina Gawamika.

Don't know.

Nigel Servester.

He's a BMX icon, so you probably don't know him.

No.

Akien Koichi.

No.

Two Lost Kids.

No.

OMG Adrian.

No.

I was about to say, I'm Gaudrienne.

You literally would.

You literally won.

Them just doing hands was really hard for me.

It's hard.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Tyshan.

Dolly Singh.

No.

DJ AG?

No.

Zarnagarg?

Yes.

Yay.

I like her.

She's funny.

And you know what?

She makes good content.

And she does other things.

Like, she's a comic, a stand-up comic.

But how I discovered her and I think how she like really got her start was like, you know, internet podcasting.

So great.

That's a good one.

Okay.

Galleria?

No.

Sebastian Jern?

No.

Futura dos.

What about Sebastian Hastings?

Sebastian Hastings is a snub for this award.

Disgusting.

Futura dosmile?

No.

Dosmile?

I love when Jaggie speaks Spanish in like her southern accent.

Laofi.

Laofi, the singer.

The Icelandic Chinese composer, singer, producer, and multi-instrumentalist inviting a new generation to discover the emotional depths of jazz.

Oh, no, that's not horrible.

Not Laove.

Yeah, no, I was thinking of Lauve, I guess.

But honestly, that person sounds really talented.

Sounds nice.

Well, it seems very global, so I'm like, me not knowing him doesn't mean anything.

Yeah, no.

And I also like don't follow Instagram, like...

on Instagram, like the most like creative people who are like making magic with the phone.

Like I just follow like

swirly content, cooking content.

Right.

And if they had like a swirly category, maybe we would be better equipped to, um, but I'm just like not really understanding like the vision and the point of the awards.

Because again, like Laofie, that's like a composer.

Well, he's probably like making like amazing.

I could see how that's like fits into it.

Which is annoying.

It's annoying because like they're giving the awards to people who like have their own awards.

Do you know what I mean?

Like Olivia Dean could win a Grammy.

A composer could win a Grammy.

And it's like, yes, Elise Myers, great.

Like, she's not going to win a Grammy.

This is her award.

So, like, for them to give our awards to other people is like annoying.

Yeah.

And then also the homesteading RD.

So it's like a homesteading person who forages homesteaders.

That's cool.

Yeah.

But then it's like, why not ballerina?

Right.

No, I'm just like not understanding.

She's the number one homesteader in this group.

I'm a little zoomed out.

Like, what is the point of these awards?

And like, who is this for?

I don't know.

And I really feel like that.

And I mean, no hate because I'm actually a big fan of Olivia D and I'm just using her as an example because she's the only person I know on here.

Like,

why would she win an Instagram maybe she's really used Instagram to launch herself

well if we're gonna be real TikTok oh she she was doing just fine you know I had heard about her before Man I Need went viral, but now like TikTok has really given her like another level of faith.

That's a really great song.

Completely agree.

And I love, she reminds me a lot of like

Sophia Ritchie in the sense that like she's going really viral and like influencing people.

She dresses amazing and like really not modest, but like just unique unique and different.

Not like every, she's not dressed like a thought, you know?

Yeah.

And her music is like, it's different.

It's a little jazzy.

And it's like a little retro.

It's a little mature.

I just like that she's like becoming popular and people are like copying either like her music style or people are really obsessed with her fashion sense.

And it's just different and new and not like just everybody else.

So every video I see of her, like on real.

She performs amazing.

She's always so happy.

Yes, she's like this very

positive light.

I actually, I was actually so taken with her.

And I'm not even on TikTok and Zach is always singing that song and then so I learned it through him and then I would see all these videos of her singing this song.

I'm like it's so cute and I've been listening to her album like I've been really influenced by her.

I want credit and somebody needs to go find the episode because like maybe a year ago or more, I had heard she was dating Harry Styles.

And so I just like looked her up and then my algorithm like knew I was into her.

So I started seeing her performance and I came on this podcast and I said, Jackie, you need to look into this girl, Olivia Dean.

I think you specifically would like her vibe because it's very like, I don't know what the word is.

It's like kind of like a booblay like, but in not a terrible way.

Like I mean, good.

It's like she plays, like, her music is like all piano.

Like, it's very, like, Frank Sinatra-y kind of.

Yeah.

And I said, Jackie, you would like it.

Of course, you didn't listen to me.

Now here you are a year later listening to Olivia Dean.

I like your vibe, Olivia.

Yeah.

So find the clip.

Well, the thing about the Instagram rings is that.

I feel like a paid actor because we're the only people talking about them and probably not.

Literally.

But I did find it interesting.

Yeah.

And whatever the opposite of a Toasty Lions is, like, that's what I'm giving Instagram rings.

I'm not understanding like what and who it's for.

I agree.

Great.

Let's dive into our final segment of the week, Queenie and Weenie of the Week.

Every Friday, Jackie and I, at the very tail end of the episode, just like to take a look back at the week at a glance, if you will, and give out two awards.

Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week is a seven-day title.

It's really not that serious.

You can find yourself a queenie one week, weenie the next.

It's yet to happen, but miracles happen.

You never know.

Today, we come to you

two halves in one hole.

Two halves in one hole.

Because I shockingly only have a queenie, and Jackie shockingly, so opposite day,

only has a weenie so should I go first since we start with queenie start with queenie my queenie um

I I had seen it happen but now like I'm watching so much of it back um is Jasmine tooks the fact that she not only a first of all she's the second black woman to ever open the Victoria Secret fashion show which is a sleigh and like a queenie like title um but doing it nine months pregnant I'm sorry it's just he takes the cake queen and then I was watching her I was watching all this behind the scenes videos and like they're in those chairs all day you know it's like you're on set it's just a hard day, like physically.

And she's doing it all nine months pregnant.

And she wrote this really beautiful Instagram about how like she never thought she would open the show.

She's been doing the show and being a part of it as like a model has always been like the highlight of her career, but she never thought she would open it.

Being asked to open it, she didn't even think she was going to get asked to do it this year because she's pregnant.

Slay.

Slay.

It's extremely iconic, extreme queeny behavior.

Jasmine Tooks.

I love that.

I agree.

And my weenie is somewhat related.

And despite the fact that they had a beautiful Pargi Pregnant Women open the show,

Myweenie is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Okay, so you know what?

I've actually had like a

little change of heart.

Okay.

So I see, this is a new development because I know what you were saying, like, what's changed, what's changed?

So they have hired Adam Selman.

to be like the new creative director of Victoria's Secret Fashion.

And if you don't know who that is, I didn't really either, but I know that he's responsible for that iconic Rihanna look where she wears like the sparkly dress with the matching like head scarf.

Okay.

And he's like a big deal in fashion and they've tapped him.

And while I don't think he made like amazing changes this year, at least like it's something new and something different.

I'll give him another year.

And it does feel like they're really copying Sports Illustrated in the sense like everybody knows who like heads up Sports Illustrated.

It's MJ Day and all the girls love her.

MJ, MJ, MJ.

And when I was reading everybody's captions, they're like, thank you, Ad Adam Selman.

Like they're trying to make like Adam like the MJ and like tapping all these different people.

And you know what?

Like it does work for Sports Illustrated.

So if you can't beat them, join them and copy them.

I'm going to give him one more year.

I'll give him another year, but I'll just say, like, this year was a mess from like what I've seen and what I and what I haven't seen.

Whatever, it just like didn't

pop off.

And like, for so many years, they were the queenies, and

it was it was a bit weenie, a weenie affair, a bit of a weenie affair.

Not entirely, because, like we said, there were some good moments.

All the cameras coming out for a weenie affair.

All right, don't stop.

Where was it even streaming?

Did anyone ever find that out?

Like, where did you watch it?

I have no idea.

That's a problem.

Yeah.

It's a job not well done.

That speaking of job well done, things we did.

That

I'm going to wrap this up because I know everybody's over me in my Pacific time.

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