Meghan Markle, Meghan Sparkle: Friday, October 24th, 2025

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Good morning, girlies.

It's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday.

Yay!

Last day of Jackie, before Jackie's maternity leave.

Nay, boo, stay with us.

We want you.

Don't go.

Maybe I'll be back.

Because the thing is, is like, I've got plans.

Like, I'm really doing, I'm so, I'm not worried.

Like, you guys are going to love the content.

I, my desire to podcast with anyone but you, no offense to everyone, I'm hosting zero.

I know.

There's nothing like Jackson Claude original recipe.

Today is my last day and I am looking forward to, you know, taking off.

And I mean, I'm, who knows what that will look like even for me but you never know i could i could pop in

i would love that and i do want everyone to know like the next two weeks of maternity leave are not booked um because we're in flux right the latter half of november and december like we're slaying we have so many great people but the next two weeks i don't know when jackie's gonna give birth i would like to come down and see you i might be in florida so i haven't really booked people in the next two weeks um so it's gonna be like a lot of you know friends and family like you know ben soffer margaroshi taylor strecker energy um which is great but just know i've got like the big guns after Jackie.

Like I don't know not take your birth without me, but like if you could figure it out, that would really help me.

I know you were like yelling at me yesterday to tell you when I'm going to go.

And I gave you like

an educated guess.

So let's see if I'm right.

Let's see if I'm right on my guess.

But it's really crazy.

I guess this happens like every time where you just really don't know.

There's like a four-week span, five-week span where it really could be any day.

Yeah, I didn't have that experience because I did have a scheduled C-section,

which low-key, there's a lot of things about my birth journey that like i didn't love but knowing exactly who what when where why how is so underrated especially for work like i stopped working on friday i missed the toast monday tuesday and i gave birth on wednesday yeah in the past i've slayed both times and so like let's see how this shakes out if i'm like here twiddling my thumbs in two weeks being like i could have been working yeah we'll see Well, just know if you wake up and you're like, I want to toast, like, I will kick off whoever.

Okay.

Because it's going to be bad.

like

yeah um the part like the thing is i love to toast the hard thing is is like the waking up part because sleep is so fitful for me it takes so long to fall asleep i'm stay asleep by 7 a.m i'm like finally feeling like lighter and i'm cozy Right.

Like you're, you're back into REM at 7 a.m.

That's exactly what I experience too.

Like the night is so hard.

By the time it's morning, you've finally fallen asleep.

Right.

So like that's when I want to sleep and that's when I have to get up to work.

So that's why it's hard.

But like sitting here talking to my swirl like actually, it has been painful.

Also SPD visibility, I've got a lot of outreach and love from people who have suffered from SPD and I just really feel so seen that like, okay, you guys know what I'm going through.

Yesterday was kind of SPT visibility day.

Like everyone was talking about it.

Yeah.

I feel like a lot of us, well, not a lot, a handful of us have been like suffering.

And it's funny because when you go to the doctor, you like talk to a friend, you're like, I'm pregnant and I'm in pain.

And they're like, well, of course you are.

You're pregnant.

You're pregnant.

And like nobody is worried.

Like, it's not that anyone takes you seriously, but like, yeah, being pregnant is painful and uncomfortable.

And you have, oh, you have pain in your vagina because you're pregnant.

Oh,

welcome to pregnancy.

No, so it's like, but there's a threshold.

And I'm glad that all of us who are experiencing it, like we see each other.

Someone wrote in a comment that like they were talking to a midwife who had worked with a woman who had done a bunch of like home births, no epidural, no pain.

And in one of her pregnancies, she had SPD.

She said it's more painful than giving birth.

So you're in a great spot, it sounds like.

I am.

You've been training for this moment.

You shouldn't even be afraid of birth.

No, but I actually, you know, me, I'm like, I'm always going to get the epidural, but I'm definitely natural.

I was saying to Ben, I'm like, Jackie's so close.

I'm natural birth curious.

I'm home birth curious.

I'll never go.

I'll never do it.

But I, I have so much respect for it.

I'm very interested in it.

But in this situation, I need an epidural for my SPD.

So I actually ended up on a home birth talk,

and I'm not home birth curious at all.

I just cannot stress that enough.

And while when I think of home birth, I think of like it being, you know, like weird and painful and like unnecessary.

But I didn't even think about it.

And I ended up on like a really sad part of it that like there are casualties.

Like sometimes you're like you need the hospital or whatever.

And like to me, that makes it not even remotely worth it.

Like the risk of not needing a hospital and not being near one.

So like I actually, I'm going to encourage you not to.

No, no, you don't have to encourage.

I'm not having a home birth.

But I'm, I'm very, my ears perk up when someone's talking about a home birth.

They need to come out with a fusion.

of birth where you give birth at a hospital and they let you go home that day because like the sleeping in the hospital is so horrible.

Yeah.

My friend just gave birth and I was FaceTiming her and she gave birth at the exact hospital that I did.

And we were like talking about like, like, she was showing me her room and I swear I actually had PTSD.

Like I always say the best day of my life was literally not the day Ruby was born.

It was two days later when I got to lay in my bed with Ruby.

Right.

But when you do a home birth, just saying.

I know one of the perks.

For sure.

Not worth it.

Yeah.

No, I understand what you're saying.

Anyways, I just need that epidural for my SPD is what I'm saying.

You're so close.

We are going to miss you so dearly.

And again, if you want to start doing like the evening turst, we'll work around you.

Cause like, like I said, I have stellar A-list talent coming and I'm so excited.

But it's not the same.

Nothing like a little Jackson Claude.

This doesn't feel like going to work.

Like this is just so fun.

And yeah, like it's going to be work.

Yeah.

I'm going to work.

But you know what?

You'll be creating conversation.

You'll really be like the elk of a podcaster.

That's how I felt on your maternity leave.

Like we're creating conversation.

We're having dialogue.

We're renting studio space.

We're opening minds and hearts.

Yeah.

Which is fun.

Purposeful work.

It's so important that like we constantly be creating purposeful content.

I mean, it is.

We do.

Thankfully, like we have so much purpose in our pinky fingers.

It's not something that we struggle with.

But it's hard.

Like I feel like when you don't feel like you have purpose, that could be a hard place to be.

That must be how the good guys feel.

We've had a great show today.

Jackie and I both watched the new episode of The Kardashians, literally the best show ever made.

I don't know how long it was.

It was 60 minutes of just giggles.

Like I was just enjoying every minute of it.

We have Fast Five.

We have Queenie and Weenie.

So much to look forward to.

I also started the new season of Nobody Wants This.

I'm just like, so in my content era.

I logged out of the Netflix household again last night.

Oh, me too.

What episode did you get up to in Nobody Wants This?

I think I watched two of them.

I got up to the part where Tove Feldshire, who plays the mom, says, and I have Caesars.

Did you see that?

Yeah, yeah.

That's the last thing I saw, too.

I was cracking up.

Ben was dying.

I love her.

Me too.

That's actually a great casting.

Yeah.

I can't get over how much they are, the sisters.

I know.

Oh, wait.

By the way, especially this season, Morgan.

She's so Sarah Foster.

Don't you think that?

It's really,

it's uncanny.

It's uncanny.

I was noticing it more this season than ever.

I feel like last season, I was just so excited about the show.

I forgot that they were supposed to be Sarah and Aaron.

I was like, it's just loosely, loosely, loosely based.

No, it's actually like a

an adaptation, if you will.

It's literally copy and paste.

The only differences are that her husband's not a rabbi.

He's just a Jew.

Sarah, at least, like, previously was in a relationship.

So, like, she wasn't.

And she, like, has kids.

Yeah, so she wasn't like single talking to Sasha.

Oh, yeah.

I don't, like, I'm, I'm, I, I, what's his, uh, Jonah?

What's his name?

Sasha in the show.

Sasha, Sasha, Sasha.

Yeah, like, I want him and his wife to work it out.

Yeah, no, they're the right for each other.

Like,

even though, you know, she's a naggy bitch wife too at T, she's his naggy bitch wife.

I just want to say I understand her most, like, on the show.

I feel like I see myself most in her.

Yeah, no, I like her.

I know she's, like, not super likable, but she's real.

She's so real.

Yeah.

Um,

so I'm just in my content era.

Me too.

I've been watching so much TV as I've put myself on bed rest for the latter halfs of the day.

I too have put myself on bed rest.

It's actually so not true.

The thing I like thought about parenthood before I was a parent, and it actually has been so true.

Everything I thought I knew, you know, I'm like, I'm not going to use pacifiers.

Like, oh, yeah, sure.

The one thing that I thought before motherhood that is 1000% true is like, you do not get into bed until it's time for bed.

Yeah.

I used to lay in bed all day.

Now I don't even get under the covers until 8 p.m.

It's insane.

No, you get out of bed and then you get to that.

That was in your special.

Yeah, that was in my comedy special.

Like it was a joke.

It's 1,000% factual.

Yeah.

I need to reshare that clip.

It needs to make the rounds.

You should like share clips from your special.

I was just like, actually at this point, I'm like the same weight, but I used to like not want to share because I was so much skinnier.

Oh, well, that's good then that now you feel like you should share.

Yeah, that's great.

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Our first story.

So I don't really know how to handle this, but I'm just going to make an executive decision because it's a major spoiler, but everyone is talking about it.

I know.

And the thing is, it spoils the end of Love is Blind season nine in some way.

And then it will like kind of spoil the reunion.

But like now that we're all caught up and we know what happens with every couple, this isn't as much of a spoiler as it was a few days ago.

Yeah.

And I do.

So we'll put it in the time stamps.

If you're watching Love is Blind and you don't want it spoiled and you've somehow managed to dodge it, like thanks to everyone in the comments for ruining it for me yesterday.

For a few days it was like in the sun and not you know not everyone saw but now it's like on the front page of page six it's there's nothing covering anything and like the headline it's it could mean a million different things so it's not even like a confirmed spoiler because we don't even know exactly what it means so if you're looking to not

know anything about what's happening

to the love is blind cast in the past year if you don't want to know anything skip to the next story but this is what everyone's talking about love is blind star sparkle megan was spotted with a mystery man and a baby after shocking finale.

So, Love is Blind Star Sparkle Megan was spotted with a mystery man and a newborn baby after the Netflix show's shocking finale.

According to photos obtained by page six, an unidentified man who was carrying an infant was seen going in and out of the Reality Stars Denver home on October 19th and 20th.

Wait, wait, wait.

She had the baby already?

Yeah, there is a baby.

I thought she was pregnant.

No,

there's a baby.

Whose baby?

We don't know.

How old is the baby?

It's looking like maybe...

Wait, I want to see these pictures.

Hold on.

Go to page six.

Maybe she is a male nanny and it's Jordan's baby.

Three, four, five months baby.

Oh, every month counts.

You know?

Oh, I see, I see.

Oh, how old is that baby?

Looks, I mean, she looks great.

She doesn't look like she recently gave birth.

But, you know, she could have snapped back.

Surrogate.

A lot of things could be happening here.

And that's why I like this isn't really a spoiler because we need to know more.

But it seems as though Sparkle Megan has a baby.

And in the preview for the reunion, like they only showed like one question.

And it was like Nick asking, you know, Jordan made you feel like you had said that you didn't know if you were ready to be a mom.

Do you still feel that way?

I think she is a mom today.

That's insane.

And you know what?

It's a real shame Netflix couldn't keep this under wraps because if we all found out, like like we would have freaked Yeah, and people like are freaking and I had heard like first I heard the spoiler that like someone from love is behind this season has a baby and it's not with their love is blind partner and I'm like well unless it's with another cast member like I don't really care but

it being sparkle

is huge.

And Jackie and I were talking about this offline and it does really support her theory from yesterday that like Megan really did go into this experiment earnestly.

Like she's at a time in her life where she's eager to commit and her ending up now with a new man and a baby, like it's just proof of that.

And I agree with you.

And I never thought that she wasn't competing earnestly.

I just think that like she could have tried hard to make it work with Jordan.

But like by the end, where she, they sort of like package her out as like, oh, well, maybe I'm not going to be a mom and I'm just going to play tennis and golf and like stick to my hobbies.

Clearly, that's not what happened.

Yeah.

So when we were talking yesterday, I did know that she was the one who was rumored to have a baby.

So I'm like, okay, that definitely plays into

account here.

Also, it reminds me, I said this to you of Lindsey Hubbard, where it's like,

oh, I'm getting like, we're engaged.

Oh, we're not engaged.

Moving on.

Baby.

Gonna be a mom.

Yeah, no, it's a good comparison.

I'm really happy for her.

I feel like I lead the Jordan and Sparkle Rekindling Club and we've officially closed shop.

Like it's not happening.

And I feel like this is going to be crushing.

for Jordan to hear.

But I also wonder how he found out.

If he found out with everyone at the reunion, or or she must have told him before.

Or, yeah, or maybe everyone knew if she was pregnant, like she was seeing her friends from the show.

Like, people might have known.

Okay, but like, when was like.

So, typically, it's about a year out.

When was Love is Blind most recent season in Denver filmed?

Yeah, we do need to know every month counts here.

Right, right.

Every month of the baby's age.

Right.

Who's this guy?

Oh, the age-old question.

Who the fuck is this guy?

Chat has really not been working.

I feel like you don't ask chat, honestly.

Like, this is a question for like Reddit.

Literally, okay, I'm doing this blind.

Season 9.

Okay, thank you.

Spring 2024.

Okay, I need to know like a little bit.

Okay, so that's like a year and a half.

Casting began in March 2023

with pod dates taking place around around March 2024.

February and March.

Okay.

Okay.

This gives us time.

Do the math for me.

Okay, I don't get it.

So if they started in March, say her and Jordan broke up in May, June, roughly.

Uh-huh.

This baby, like,

and say this baby's three months, four months.

Let's say four months.

So she met someone like three months after.

She got pregnant like three or three

hundred.

Three to six months after breaking up with Jordan.

It kind of feels like then it wasn't planned.

Unless this is an ex

right.

I like that.

Yeah.

This is so crazy.

And this is the best possible promo they could have had for the reunion.

For this season that was otherwise when nobody gets married, it's like, well, what do we need a reunion for?

But no, we need a reunion.

And I'm I'm watching live.

I'm sitting home my baby.

Yeah.

Go sparkle.

Go sparkle.

I love this for her.

I team sparkle.

I've been rooting for a sparkle.

And she, like, you know, she talked the talk and she'd walk in the walk.

That's true.

It's nice to see somebody who went on the show.

She's like her niece.

Literally.

Even though that PageText article said that this man is basically living at her house, he comes in and out of her house.

He seems to be living in her home, has been out all hours of the day.

She was not pictured with the man.

She was spotted running errands, visiting a local hospital, going grocery shopping.

Oh, how fun for her that they're following her for all of this.

Okay, like slay also sparkle getting papped.

I'm sure she didn't think that, or else they would have tried.

Like the idea that a love is blind, maybe season one, but the idea that a love is blind star would get paparazzi is so inconceivable that they never even thought like to cover the kid's face or hide the kid like or hide the guy.

He's outside in the front yard in the pictures.

He's talking to the neighbors.

Someone must have tipped them off.

Yeah.

maybe netflix themselves to like drum up yeah

it worked it worked

go sparkle go sparkle it's your birthday this should be go sparkle uh uh but yeah like we need answers and we need them now yeah i don't know when the reunion comes out but it needs to be coming out now yeah

zach's gonna flip yeah i oh that must be such a joy like to be someone who's not chronically online who just watches a show that they like i don't know zach's like really always sending me stuff on Instagram.

He actually might stumble onto this piece of information, but if he doesn't, like, please record his reaction.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know where.

I think when after we watched the finale, I was like, have you seen any spoilers?

And he said, no.

I think he's like, yeah, no.

What?

He doesn't like know what a spoiler is.

Like, I just, I honestly.

Like, what do you mean?

The show is over.

What spoilers would there be?

Like, it's out.

I mean, please record his reaction.

Okay, I will.

So stay tuned.

Major, major news in the Sparkle sphere.

In the sparkle sphere, which Jackie's like the mayor of.

I didn't see that for myself when I met her because I was

the most sparkle.

I was like, this is so stupid.

Sparkle Megan.

Megan.

I need Josh Peck to just like record a video for me of him saying Megan like that so I can use it all the time.

So I can get the show.

I'm going to go

on our soundboard like we need a sparkle Megan.

It's actually an amazing idea.

There's some, we're always talking about some Megan.

Megan Markle.

Megan Sparkle.

Megan Sparkle.

Oh, has anyone put that together?

Megan Markle, Megan Sparkle?

Title.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Some major transformation news.

Britain's gone to Allen star Susan Boyle stuns fans.

Has a bob.

With an unrecognizable look.

This is a story.

Susan Boyle has shocked fans with her new dude.

It's not just that she has a new dude, but she's like snatched herself all the way up.

Let me look at the picture.

Hold on.

While making a rare reticar appearance in London, the singer slapped out with a blonde bob and blunt bangs while she attended the Pride of Britain Awards at the

Gruznerner House Hotel on Monday.

Yeah, like Susan Boyle is snatched.

What about it?

She looks so fucking cute.

She's so so cute.

She has bangs and a bob and it's like a blonde bob.

She's royalty.

Like she's British royalty.

I don't know if she's been knighted by like Buckingham Palace yet, but she absolutely should be dame Susan Boyle.

And the crazy thing about Susan Boyle, like if we now look back at it, the reason why she went like so viral was like kind of mean.

Sort of.

I think.

But she had this amazing voice.

And it's like, yeah, that's why she went on Britain's britain's got talent it's like she was so they were like and she's ugly like no she was so unassuming looking like it wasn't just that

her hair was like a little unkempt like

the voice like really didn't matter like she just like her whole energy it's not just like an i don't even want to use the look worded no and but that's what they made it seem like at the time they were like she has a beautiful voice but an ugly face and it's like she's so normal looking but it's like everybody who watched the clip like it was the literal most viral clip of all time like it was before everything's viral now you know everything's viral now but like it was i mean it happened in britain like it was cross-continental it was global it was the biggest

video ever yeah like and for a reason not just because we're like she

goes viral now yeah

it was just really shocking because also She was very unassuming in her like presentation.

And then she had not just a good voice like the voice of an angel and she's singing that song that like

she's like

it's like andrea bocelli and like this little woman's body like it was shocking

and there are dreams that never drive honestly i want to watch it should we play it

yeah but can i play it so i can watch my queen No, I want to watch the Susan Boyle audition.

Well, do we want her audition or like then her big performance at the end?

No, the audition.

Okay.

Oh, but it's like before TV was like high quality.

Oh, and they're all making faces.

I dreamed a dream in time gone by.

Chills.

You didn't match my life, did you?

Did you?

No.

I dreamed of love

This song is so good.

I love her.

Yeah, you kind of are Susan Boyle.

She's like, she's so Pat Moore.

And like her last name being Boyle.

Well, that was for you.

That was unfortunate.

She's so Pat Moore.

It would be like if Mrs.

Patmore tried out for Brayton Sky Talent.

Has there ever been like a sit-down podcast full-length interview with Susan and her boyle?

I feel like, yeah, she makes the rounds.

Susan Boyle podcast.

And there are dreams that never die.

That song is solely Michelle singing with her fake mom, Adina Menzel.

Maybe not.

We need to.

If I had a dream, my life would be.

We need to add her to Dream Guests.

From this hell, I'm living.

Someone now.

And what it's heaves.

Did you say we need to add her to our eligible bachelor's list?

To dream guests.

guests

yeah

i like that i would love that yeah you would love it um so shout out susie

susie b susie b susie b bees for bob looking good yeah slaying the house down boots

slaying the house down boil

our next story is

more jelly roll news i don't know like why he's decided to pop off this week but jelly roll confesses to cheating on his wife bonnie xo during the worst moment of his life so her name is bunny

her name is

wait hold on

it does say bunny i was like wait he was married before

he cheated on bonnie but not on bunny yeah no that did say bunny

I imagined the top half of the you.

That's okay.

Unfortunately, this is like not a sly.

No, but this is really crazy.

So he opened up about his affair on Tuesday's episode of the Human School podcast.

And to make news on someone else's podcast when his wife has a podcast is even more egregious than the affair.

Yeah, that's actually really crazy.

Like this is classic podcasting couple.

You know, like Jana Kramer.

And that turn.

But maybe that's why like this is.

Why are you laughing?

I just like that a joke in my head that I'll share with you later.

but maybe that's why like this is like healthy you know because they're not like duking it out on her podcast right right like for clicks yeah did i send you a clip of a couple duking it out on a podcast yesterday i saw one i don't know if i sent it who was the couple i don't want to say they're a really nice couple but it was just like

like

Was it me and Ben?

No, it was

just because like, yeah, I don't want they're really nice.

Where are you sending this to?

I'm just just texting.

I'm just texting you the name.

It was just like too much, um,

too personal, I felt.

Oh, interesting.

Mm-hmm.

Anyways,

Jellyroll cheated on his wife back in the day.

He said, I don't talk about this publicly at all, but one of the worst moments of my adulthood was when I had an affair on my wife.

He said, the repair has been special and we're stronger than we could have ever been.

His transgressions occurred while he was spending time with people who were a bad influence.

He said, I was hanging around a bunch of people that were cheating on their wives.

When I was doing cocaine, I was hanging around a bunch of people that were doing cocaine.

When I was drinking a lot, I was hanging around a lot of people that were drinking a lot.

He said, I used to be proud of long-standing friendships just because they had a number attached to them.

Horrible humans, but I would just be proud to say that dude's been with me for 12 years.

I understand.

He said, I want to know.

I'm like, I'm like loving all the points he's making.

Yeah.

Like, I can't, like, I can't endorse.

No, no, I don't endorse him cheating on his wife, but like accountability, check.

The growth appears to be there.

Yeah.

And I think this is like a wonderful story of how you can come back from something like this.

Yeah.

But also you have to change your entire life.

And I, like, you sleep with the dogs, you get fleas.

So true.

So.

Who did he sleep with?

Like, was it...

Did he go into detail?

It's not here if he did.

And also, it sounds like the way he worded it, like you can say, like, I cheated on my wife where I had an affair.

So like affair makes it seem like it was more than once.

Yeah.

And that like he was with guys who were doing this.

She's addressing.

It sounds a little gay.

No, it doesn't.

No, I'm kidding.

It's just like all we were all getting together and like fucking each other.

Right?

She's touched on it a little bit, but like she doesn't talk about it too much.

I didn't know any of those.

But it's like a known part of their story that he's opening up

about.

That's good.

I mean, mean, I guess like if it

like you could only talk about it openly if you are like truly healed.

Yeah.

Like, damn.

That's kind of the first like non-PJOM.

Actually, that's not true.

Like, Jelly Roll literally went to jail for aggravated or

drug dealing.

Armed robbery.

Yeah.

So I guess that's not PJOM behavior either.

Yeah.

No, I think like the P-JOM nature of Jelly Roll is like displaying

in his growth.

Yeah.

In spite of all his past his mistakes yeah he has emerged a p-jom yeah it's in the growth

yeah

precious growth precious growth of a man

are you ready for our fourth story

yeah i'm feeling so giggly today you are um

i'm gonna miss you so much like please don't go just like podcasts through birds maybe i should just like stop being so funny yeah

okay well this next story story is really big news.

I don't fully understand it, but I do feel the need to talk about it.

Okay.

Classic.

Have you heard about this gambling scandal in the NBA?

Not only have I heard about it, my husband won't stop.

Oh, good.

So maybe you know something about it because

I just know that like a documentary is going to come out about this and it's going to be like the biggest thing.

And I'm going to be like, where was I that day?

Why didn't we talk about it?

So here I go attempting to talk about it.

Are you ready?

Hornets guard Terry Rosier was indicted as part of an investigation into

into insider sports betting a separate investigation into what law enforcement described as mafia organized rigged poker games led to charges for trailblazers coach chauncey billups so two prominent nba figures were arrested on thursday in a nationwide federal investigation one is a coach one's a coach once a player and i think like other people were arrested who are

retired players.

Yeah.

But literally don't take anything I'm saying as truth because I don't understand.

A federal investigation into internal gambling and high scam poker, especially a sitting coach and former finals most valuable player have roiled the league from players to front offices to agents, sources told NBC.

The arrests altered the tenor of this week's conversations around the NBA, whose new season had only started two days earlier, as we discussed.

NBC.

NBC.

It's the home opener.

So yeah, there's a big gambling scandal in the NBA.

And it's connected to the Gambino crime family, right?

Like, that's what makes it so crazy.

Or did I make that part up?

I feel like, I don't know if it's connected or akin to.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like, I feel like, because I keep reading that it was, it's.

No, I'm right.

I'm right.

I'm right.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, like, what were they doing?

Gambino, Bonano, Genovisi, and Lucasi meet the mafia families in the NBA scandal.

So what were they doing?

Betting.

Like,

were people throwing games?

Illegal sports betting and rigged poker games.

I don't really get it.

I don't really get it.

It would be crazy if like.

Here's what the FBI director said.

The fraud is mind-boggling.

It's not hundreds of dollars.

It's not thousands of dollars.

It's not tens of thousands.

It's not even millions of dollars.

We're talking about tens of millions of dollars in fraud and theft and robbery across a multi-year investigation.

From poker?

Behind the headlines, here's what we know about so-called New York Mafia families that have been quietly involved in international sports betting operations and other crimes in recent decades, despite a dedicated Justice Department and FBI campaign to eradicate them.

I really don't get it.

I don't get it either.

It sounds like a really big deal.

Yeah, I don't like know these NBA players.

So I don't really care.

And you know what?

I have have an idea.

And a coach

asked Chad to sum it up.

Can you explain to me the NBA gambling scandal that happened this week in terms I can understand?

In terms for a dumb bitch.

I know.

Chad is pissing me off, like literally not generating.

Hello, chat.

Are you there?

Okay, now he's working on an answer for me.

Okay.

In the meantime, I guess we can move on.

Yeah, I guess we can.

Are we going to come back to it, though?

Because I don't want to get excited about moving on and then have to come back.

Maybe I should move to the next ad break while chat searches the web.

Okay, so ad break, chat update, fifth and final story.

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Zap.

Let's see what chat delivered.

I read an interesting paragraph in this.

Okay, go what?

Because my network connection was lost.

Chat sucks.

Is chat down?

Co-conspirator eight is accused of giving betters inside information about a trailblazers game in march 2023 when billups who was one of the people who was arrested was their head coach he is alleged to have told another defendant in the case that portland would be tanking the game and that several of the team's players would be held out without injury with injuries other defendants in the case so tanking games and then betting on them like that i can wrap my head around that's really bad yeah by the way chap gbt is down like do the players know

definitely not um and it's like a crazy thing to like risk your personal.

Like you worked hard enough to get to the NBA.

You're the head coach of an NBA team.

It's a job a million girls would dream of.

And like you can be paid off.

And like you ruin your entire career, your entire legacy.

Like you're just a joke now.

And also you're going to jail.

Yeah.

It's kind of like when they rigged the World Series, which that saga I would actually love a documentary on or a movie.

I'm sure there is one.

Like, please drop it in the comments.

Because that was low-key.

So crazy.

Like, we learned about that in school.

When they rigged that monop, that McDonald's Monopoly game.

That was a great McMillions.

Is that what the documentary is?

That was a great documentary.

Yeah, we need the people who did McMillions to do a documentary on this to explain it in a swirly fashion.

And I was just having this conversation because I heard about a crazy thing back in the day with Tylenol.

Mm-hmm.

There was like this big

like national news saga where like a couple of people in a small suburb of Chicago died and they realized they all had taken Tylenol, bought it at the same like pharmacy and somebody at like Tylenol was like pulling cyanide, and like they never figured out who it was.

The government got involved.

Like it was so insane.

I've never even heard about it.

There was cyanide in the Tylenol.

Yeah, I never heard about it.

And it was only in this one suburb of Chicago.

It wasn't like nationwide.

But of course, it was a nationwide story.

Like, how is cyanide getting into the homes of Americans?

They never figured it out.

I would love a documentary on that too.

The McMillions people need to get to work.

Yeah.

So much corruption, Turdy.

I mean, that's kind of why we do what we do, speaking of purpose.

Yeah, but you know who like stays on top of of it and they don't get their flowers?

Let me think.

Who stays on top of corruption and doesn't get their flowers?

Us.

Well, yes.

We stay on top of everything and we don't get our flowers.

Who?

American Greed.

They have an episode about everything.

And they will have an episode about this before HBO Razzle Dazzle.

They turn that shit around.

Yeah, I love that.

No story too big or too small.

Yeah.

They're going to let you know about the farmer who was swindled by some whore.

Not the farmer who was.

Farmer wants a whore.

Like really crazy stories.

I've never seen Farmer Wants a Wife.

I just feel like we talk about it all the time.

We need to watch it.

I feel like we would like it.

I see clips sometimes, and I'm like, this looks entertaining.

I hear Bruno's trying to escape.

Yeah, he is.

Mommy can't get up, Bruno.

So it looks like you're staying.

For the fifth and final story, which is going to lead into our TV recap.

Headline news from the Kardashians.

Chloe Kardashian hasn't had sex in three years, she says.

There were so many headline moments.

This was such a great episode.

I just love these gals.

I don't know.

I feel like they went through an era.

It was on both this show and the e-show where the show felt like something they just had to do.

And we used to literally just watch them scroll on their phones and then they was like be plots of like pranks and it was so stupid.

But I feel as though in the last two years, they've really stepped their pussy up.

And I'm not even in like my Kardashian obsessed era right now.

And I thought it was the best TV I'd ever seen.

I was crap.

First of all, that Barry Being Dead thing, I texted Simon and I said, um, Die.

Me and Ben could not stop laughing.

It was so funny.

And it was clearly something that they were going to cut out if they thought he was dead.

Yeah.

But the fact that he's alive and not him calling Chloe fat, that was such a crazy story.

Yeah, it was, but it was the 80s.

It was the 80s.

And I love that she's like not even offended.

Like, of course she's like offended, but like, just like, that's what you said back then.

She's healed healed from that yeah that era yeah

and then the storyline there were so many great storylines like every gal had their own thing let's just go through the gals how about that okay

kim finally like really opening up probably the most she ever has about kanye and like how difficult it's been um while also filming all's fair honestly all's fair looks really good

Not to me, but I do wonder like why Kim now is like sort of taking the lid off of all Kanye stuff.

She also went on call her daddy and it seems like with the express purpose of like, that's the thing I'm going to open up about is Kanye stuff.

I didn't get a chance to watch it, but like based on what I've seen from headlines.

It echoes what she said in the episode.

Like the most like

buzzworthy moments like were about Kanye things.

So a decision has been made that like we're talking about it now.

So I think what she kind of hinted at on the episode is that she's talking about it because she used to not talk about it so that the kids wouldn't see it.

But I think the kids are like a little bit aware now, especially the older ones.

And so like

she protected them as long as she could okay that was the vibe that i got okay yeah i i just feel like everything's very intentional so i like

there's a reason we're talking about it now yeah um and i'm down by the way yeah i'm ready for her to talk about at first i respected her and then i got annoyed but we also like she talks about it but she doesn't like really talk specifically right like what are we like when because when you're like saying kanye's doing his like one of his things i'm like when he's being a nazi like is that what we're talking about are we talking about when he or like tweets

yeah like there are so many different things and I'm sure she's talking about all of it but like yeah specifically and also like of all those things like sometimes he like goes after her family and I think that's those are the worst ones like where does like the Nazism rank in terms of frustrating things he does yeah you know um

so I feel like we are talking about it without actually really talking about it which is a good strategy, but it was also like, no one expects for her to talk about it.

yeah no we're like the time for that was over and you made a decision and you know we respected it yeah and i understand it completely i understand it completely like it makes more sense than if you did talk about it because you have four like duh so i don't know why now are we talking about it in very vague terms while you know acting as if we have opened the floodgates When she was in her trailer and she was talking about it and then she's FaceTime with Chloe and clearly all the kids are sleeping at Chloe's house because she's like working really late and she's like getting teary-eyed on FaceTime.

I was like, you literally don't have to be here.

Claudia, I thought the same thing when they zoomed out on that set and she's like in the middle of Hollywood where her kids are like having a fun sleeper.

She's like, I wish I was there.

I'm like, go be there.

You don't have to do, don't do this.

No, and like of all the things that Kim does, like the law really like serves a purpose.

I think it really fulfills her.

Her businesses are what sustained this whole empire filming the show.

This scripted show like is the most unnecessary thing Kim's ever done.

And like the fact that you're watching her like miss this time with her her kids and she's so upset about it.

I'm like, you don't have to be here.

Like leave.

Yeah.

That's exactly how I felt watching her in the trailer.

I'm like, miss family dinner because she had scenes, but they got postponed.

Like, yeah.

No, I'm just like,

why are you there?

Why are you like choosing to be there?

You are a billionaire.

Your life is your own.

You have so many businesses.

You could focus on other things that like don't need as much of yourself and your time.

And like, this is where you're putting your eggs.

I don't understand it.

It's the luxury of being a billionaire.

I don't understand it.

i thought that was sad and i mean now that she signed up for the show like yeah you have to miss because you have to do your scenes but like i don't understand why this is a priority and we felt that way last season and that does like take away from like you know

understand like being like in a kim era because i'm like yeah i'm not

yeah i think i'm definitely in my chloe era chloe's really a blend of kim who like is the mom and works works but like works works works works works courtney has forsaken all work and like her going to that let me event was like a big deal It's like your company.

And she's just mom, mom, mom.

And Chloe, I feel like she does a good amount of work.

She fills her cup work-wise, but she's at home as much as she wants and as much as she can.

And I feel like she really makes the best use of being like the privilege of choosing to work as much as you want.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm so Chloe.

Like I just love Chloe.

I love Chloe.

I love what she wore to the dinner.

I thought she looked so beautiful.

Oh my God.

She looked like insane.

Like I just loved that pink dress.

I love like I love her style too in general, where it's like

Kim is always like doing the most.

Yeah.

Courtney's doing the least.

Doing the least.

Chloe, like, just everything about Chloe, she's always been like the most,

what do you call it?

Like, normal one, even in terms of like the style of her home, like, it's, it's a home you want to live in.

It's beautiful.

Like, it's just pargy.

Like, it's not like avant-garde.

It's a museum.

Right.

You know, I just, I love her taste.

Me too.

And I love her take on everything.

It's clear that like the Courtney-Kim thing is like kind of over.

I feel like they both have just come to a place where like it's never going to be great, but they've like put, they've set aside their differences in a sense.

Um, but it's not like radioactive anymore.

But now, Chloe and Courtney are getting, which is so crazy because when you think we've been watching Kardashians since season one, like, we've been obsessed with their dynamics, like, and the dynamic was always that Courtney and Chloe were leaving out Kim.

And now it's Kim and Chloe leaving out Kourtney.

Well, for the last like five years, it's Kim and Chloe.

But it seems like this season, Chloe's sort of like beefing with everyone, but also it seems like the sisters are just like not super close at the moment,

which always makes me sad but last season chloe and kim actually have been beefing a lot kim gives her a lot of grief about like not leaving the gates and always being with the kids and then they go on a trip and she's always facetiming her kids and it's like it's it's really unnecessary agreed because i feel like chloe at least from like the way i see it like does it really well and they were inspirational they were real fights too like i don't know i don't think you watched last season or all of it no i did you so you saw when they went like to the mountains india no that was what that was good times times.

They, when they went to some like Aspen trip, they took like a girl's trip for two nights.

And like Chloe was like on the phone FaceTiming Trio R.

And like Kim

was getting mad at her, saying that like every time she goes to a party, she's like FaceTiming her kids.

Like,

weak.

Yeah, no, weak.

The Lemmy event was so funny.

Like, I was seriously cracking up.

And very nice of Chloe to go.

Yeah.

She's a real one.

She's a supportive fist.

And she's a fish.

She's so supportive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then Courtney is, you know what?

I was, I was texting Jackie because I feel like Courtney lives that non-tox life, right?

But you know what?

I feel like she really walks the walk and talks the talk because for the first time ever, I feel like she's the only one who's actually almost looks her age.

Because she's not having Botox.

She's, that's not talk.

That's not clean, you know, Botox and filler.

It's probably like the most toxic thing.

That she's literally called Botox.

Botox.

And I think, right.

She has said that like she's committed to not doing it.

And I feel like she really looks like a mom her age.

She looks great.

Yeah.

But she doesn't look like the rest of them because she is aging somewhat naturally.

Like she looks a little bit older than Chris.

Chris looks great.

And I really respect it.

Oh, let's talk about them finally leaning in and talking about the facelift of it all and how the facelift was at the same time as the fires.

That was really crazy.

And they're like evacuating MJ.

I love that they're leaning in.

You know, Kylie made news a couple of months ago talking about her boob job.

And I love it.

Let's talk about the buttons.

What?

Let's talk about the butts.

Oh, thank you.

Oh my God, I didn't even realize.

Let's talk about the butts.

Yes.

But two, it's like, well, everyone's doing it now, you know?

Like they didn't, like, it would have been really revolutionary if they had done it years ago because they've always been like, whatever everyone's talking about, like the standard of beauty, like they get always like thrown in there.

It would have been very powerful.

I'm glad that they're doing it now.

And like, yeah, let's talk about the ass.

But it would have been like kind of major if they did it a couple of years ago.

I loved that Miranda Priestley thing.

Like it was kind of weird and random, but it was the production quality of the day.

It was so good.

It was like fun.

It was like the best thing I ever saw.

It was like ever saved.

It was a fun project for the office to work on.

And you know like the girls in the office were having the best time of their lives.

Yes, sir.

Chris did an amazing job.

Who?

Chris.

Oh, yeah.

I love Chris.

I'm sorry.

I feel like now as a mom, I relate more to Chris ever.

Like how they're always making fun of her for crying.

Like, no, Chris is like.

terminally postpartum.

Like she's no, not terminally, eternally postpartum.

How like you look at your baby when you're postpartum and you just cry.

Except for what she was.

When you were talking about when they lived in the El Dorado house and like she was just like not paying attention to anything or anyone.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was like, that was Chris's like sort of like crazy era.

Yeah.

I loved all of that.

The El Dorado house.

I loved that.

I know.

That was a good house with good juju.

And the weird thing is they all have these like memories from the house.

And even just seeing them currently filming like in the kitchen with the fridge behind them, like that's such a classic scene.

But I also felt like I've been through so much in that house.

You know what I mean?

Like I just watched so many seasons of that show.

It's crazy that Kim moved in there with her baby.

Kanye and Kanye.

Like that they didn't get a rental house, that they moved into her mom's house and they lived there for years.

I wish they talked about how the show used a different house from the outside.

Cause that house is so gorgeous.

And I didn't realize they like still used it.

Like they had a party there.

It was a True's birthday party.

They were like flashing back.

used it it's it's kind of brilliant them selling it does feel like a recession indicator and when the producer was like why are you selling it chris was like for cash

um

and i feel like they should have held on to it it's such a gorgeous house they were like the can kid was like the black and white forces are so ugly i love it yeah it's a moment in time it's a moment in time it is a little dated Which is crazy.

And like scary to think about that, like every 10 years, a house is ugly now.

I know.

Right.

And Kendall's like so funny and quirky and different.

Like the fact that she showed up on her horse, like that was the best part of the episode.

It was so different and funny and cool.

And I love what I never saw someone show up on the horse before.

It was, it was the coolest, most different, unique, nerdy thing I've ever seen.

And like, yes, Kylie, give us literally nothing.

Yeah.

Kylie must not cash a check from this show.

It's actually unfair if she does.

Yeah.

And were her kids even at the dinner?

I didn't.

Was she, Jackie?

Was she even mic'd up?

I don't know.

Rob gave us more.

Rob.

Rob.

Oh my God.

We need Rob.

Like, I feel like they're getting to a place where Rob is, I mean, Caitlin, obsessed.

Like, yes, bring everyone.

We need Caitlin.

The thing about Rob, like, I, like, love

Rob because he's Rob, but like, I don't miss him.

And I just want what's best for him.

And, like, I'm not, like, he doesn't, if he ever, like, is just wanting to be on the show, like, come one, come all.

But, like,

Chloe was like, I know you guys are dying to have him back.

I'm actually not.

I love it, But I do want, I want what's best for Rob's self.

Yeah.

So like he has to like really want to come back.

And then I'll be like, great.

Like that would be fun.

Caitlin, give me more Caitlin.

Not the hokas.

She's so fucking funny.

She's so fucking funny.

And I really need her and Chris to reconcile.

I know it's so weird for Chris.

Like I know and I fully, I get it.

I need her to put her differences aside because the two of them like shooting scenes, like that's going to make this show the best show on TV.

I completely agree and when chris was like there's someone who should be here i mean caitlin was coming this season but like i didn't realize in this context of like first this was caitlin's house like caitlin was you know for lack of a better term the man of the house like yeah that they can't say goodbye to the house without caitlin a thousand percent also

very interesting episode like when uh chloe went over to scott's house and scott shared how he wants to move to newark i'm like okay this is like a subplot that's never gonna happen um

and he's gonna take mason with him and then i got to thinking i'm like does mason live with Scott?

It sounds like that.

That was very interesting and very curious.

It made me sad for Scott because I understand why he would want to leave California at this point.

Um, but he kind of can't because, like, his family is in.

I know, and Scott is from New York, his parents lived there, but they are both deceased.

So, like, I don't think it would be good for him to move to a place with no family.

I think he has friends, like, long-standing, like, childhood friends.

And I think he just like loves New York, but like, his kids are in California.

Even if Mason went with him, like, he still has two other kids.

I just, no, you can't.

But like,

that made me sad that he's like stuck there in a place where he's like, why do I live here?

Well, maybe he doesn't need to live in Hidden Hills per se.

But does it get any better than Hidden Hills?

No.

Where is he trying to go?

I don't know.

But Mason has girlfriend.

A thousand percent.

He needs a wife and like someone who can make a home for him and like, and maybe even have more kids.

Like he needs like, he needs family.

He needs a Jewish wife, like a beautiful Jewish wife.

with lots of shalombai.

Like, he does.

Yeah, because he does feel like he's kind of stuck in this place where he can hang out.

The Kardashians are his family, but he really can't get like he should have been at that dinner.

But he didn't, he wasn't invited, obviously, because like I don't think anywhere Courtney is, like, he's not going to be.

So he hangs out with Klobe.

I think he hangs out with Chris, and sometimes he hangs out with Kim.

And he films, and I think he makes a nice paycheck from that.

But it's like not enough.

He's like, he's a part of a family sometimes.

He needs a wife.

He needs farmer, needs a wife.

Like someone,

I, like,

a nice Jewish girl, like, in her 30s, like,

that's what he needs.

Oh, and

they could have more kids.

Yeah.

And Scott seems like a really great dad.

Like, he loves being a dad.

Yeah.

He's slowed down his life.

He doesn't like party so much anymore.

His life really lends itself to like family and kids.

If anyone like knows Scott, like set him up with someone like Hamish, please.

Please.

Like someone really just nice and normal.

Yeah.

And also like beautiful and, you know, cool because those things are important to him.

But like also,

hey, Michelle wife.

Honorable mention when they were doing the Julia Fox thing,

which was interesting to see like how that went down.

Like Kim obviously doesn't care, but Courtney called Kim to ask if they could use Julia Fox.

And she was like, oh, we're doing Let Me Play, which is like a libido gummy.

And Kim, as a joke, was like, oh, you're going to have.

mom and Corey be in the campaign.

And let me tell you, that would have been such a better campaign.

Like that Julia Fox thing was a flash in in the pan like I don't even remember it it wasn't like memorable at all um that would have been hilarious the Julia Fox thing was so weird to me like why were they acting like Julia Fox is the only person who could be the face of this campaign like as if she's like the face of libidos and the biggest name like

like not that they shouldn't have had her because of the association but it's like why are they like we have to like like her name could have been thrown in but it wasn't like the end all be all like that we have to get Julia no you have to get chris and Corey.

Yeah.

And when we, she did the campaign, we wondered if, like, Kim was there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just so, so random.

Yeah.

And I would have liked to see Chris and Corey.

Like, Kim is such a businesswoman.

Like, even her joke idea was amazing.

Yeah.

I loved it.

Yeah.

Um,

I just thought, I thought it was, maybe I'm being dramatic.

Like, I thought it was such a good episode.

I was enjoying it.

I never wanted it to end.

Yeah, it was definitely more akin to the good old days, but that's also because of like the

premise of the house.

Yeah.

Because a lot of the stuff for the upcoming season, like it was packaged very like titillating.

But it's not things I'm like dying to know.

Right.

I just find like the actual details of their dynamics, of their businesses, like I find that really interesting.

Yeah, but it really feels like they're less close than ever.

It just feels like a bunch of strangers.

And that's why now when they insult each other, it's like you actually can't say that because you don't know me like that.

It's so true.

And it's almost like when housewives pick up cameras and you could tell that like none of of them are friends with each other and they haven't seen each other on the break like it's so boring like we want real friends it kind of feels like they now only see each other when they film yeah but it's like they used to be able they used to always like barb with each other and like say meaning stuff they would literally like slap each other but they're so close that it's like that's sisterly but now when you don't when chris and courtney slapped each other like that was real most recently yeah but like Now when Courtney's like saying something insulting to her sister, it's like, okay, like the outfit thing.

Yeah.

Like, we get it.

I actually love that for you.

Like, yeah, you shouldn't have to wear heels anymore.

Like, you've worked hard enough in your life, you've worn enough heels.

I actually, I was with her 100% until she was like, and my sisters, it's like, okay, well, let everyone do their own thing.

Like, don't be judgmental and rude.

And she's just the type of person that's like, not to be judgmental, but then she like says something judgmental.

But it's like, here's a perfect example.

When they went to Japan and Kim was like, you look like clowns.

And like, she was like making fun of their outfits, which is exactly what Courtney just did.

But at that time, they were like close.

They're on a trip together.

Like,

we can just like talk shit to one another because we also have the love, like like to balance it out yep here you just sound mean being a bitch yeah yeah she sounded so mean even though kim looked nuts at that dinner she did how is that comfortable like and i know that they're they're at family dinner but they're also filming so i understand being in full glam i understand not wearing pajamas like you would to your family's dinner but a corset capris and wedges like that was insane yeah it's not even about like comfortable because i don't think she ever expects to be comfortable but it's like it also like wasn't appropriate Cute or appropriate.

Like the vibe, like for backyard, like let's like dress for the occasion.

Chloe looked amazing.

So did Kylie.

Like I just really wanted more Kylie.

She looked so great.

She didn't even talk.

I know.

Whatever.

Give us nothing.

Yeah.

So that was fun.

It was really fun.

Let's dive into our final segment of the week, which is Queenie and Weenie of the Week, where Jackie and I like to take a look back at the week, perhaps at a glance, and deliver two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, where we're diving out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

Just like, it's pretty obvious.

I really don't want to explain it again, but like, I always find myself in the trap where I have to explain it.

Yeah.

Um, please, Queenie, let us know.

My queenie is a last-minute addition.

Um, she's an eternal queenie, and I don't think she's ever actually been queenie of the week on this show.

And everything about her is queenie-like in nature.

And that is Susan Boyle.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say Bridget.

Oh, always a queenie.

Was that your queenie?

No, she was an honorable mention, but I forgot this kind of in a crazy week.

You know, I've been through a lot this week, you know,

mere seven days ago.

I was returning home from my trip to L.A.

So, in that spirit, and not seven, five.

Oh, my God.

In that spirit, I'm making the great city of New York my queenie.

Let me just tell you, New York at Christmas.

What a sight.

Oh, it's so pargy in New York.

It's crisp.

I'm like, I'm a little cold when I leave the house.

We're going on walks, the leaves, like it's such a pargy time.

And it took me leaving and going to that shithole to appreciate what I have.

And let me just use this also as a reminder to let everyone know the New York City mayoral race is coming up.

And it's kind of like a futile effort.

But like, I'm literally begging you not to vote for Zoran Mamdani.

Like, I know you're going to, and I know, like, he's going to win.

But, like, I just want to have been on the right side of history.

And, like, in a year, like, I'm going to play this clip.

And you know what I'm going to say?

I fucking told you, bitches.

Okay.

Now, Weenie of the Week.

I've been looking forward to Weenie of the Week all week.

I actually had so many contenders.

There's one for me that rises above all other weenies.

And that.

Let's say it on three.

One, two, three.

Ben Simmons' sister.

From the moment she opened her mouth

on TikTok this week, it was weenie behavior.

Something that could be easy.

From the minute she opened her mouth, a weenie popped out.

Like it was just so illusory.

Something that could not be eclipsed by other weenie behavior without being commemorated in this moment.

Selena Gomez was in a true like second place honorable mention for me, but honestly, it's too simple to just give her one of those things.

And also because like she's going to do it again next week.

So you could do it again.

We have so many opportunities, but I don't know when we're going to talk about Ben Simmons random sister ever again.

No.

So it had to be a turn like cemented in stone.

It did.

And I know I wrote down on my thing, like weenie Olivia Simmons.

I know in a month.

Her name's Olivia.

I think so.

I wrote Ben Simmons' sister.

I know in a month I'm going to say, who is that?

Oh, are you still writing them down?

Just today I did, just to organize my thoughts.

No, like, remember how you were writing down all of our wizards?

No, I'm not still doing that because I sometimes lose my pen.

That's a good reason

to not write something down.

You don't have a pen.

So I'm going to keep the tabs of my pen.

But you know what?

I will add the date for this one.

What's today?

The 24th.

Okay.

I actually technically have mine from last week, too.

And that's all she wrote.

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Bye.

Oh, wait.

Are you going to say bye?

Like, I mean, yeah, a bigger body.

Do you get like a big deal?

Yeah.

Bye.

I just, I don't know.

I feel like I'm going to be back like tomorrow.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

We'll see see.

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You know what I mean?

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