Claud and Friends with Margo Oshry: Monday, October 27th, 2025

Speaker 0 Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.

Speaker 1 It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

Speaker 1 We'll start your day off swirly.

Speaker 2 It's the toast.

Speaker 1 I sound amazing.

Speaker 1 Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday, day one of Claude and Friends. Yes, that's right.
Jax is on maternity leave. We're sobbing.
We're so upset, but we're so excited for Claude and Friends.

Speaker 1 And that's why she's really starting this week, Friends and Family.

Speaker 1 Emphasis on family. Today's co-host, Cratchel, Satchel, Hatchel, Natchel, Datchel, Satchel.
Hatchel. Pat.

Speaker 1 I love that. Patchel.
And you're so right. Right.
No, I know. It's crazy.
It's Satchel, my little sis, Mario.

Speaker 1 Oh man, I feel like I haven't done the toast with you. Ages.
Ages. Now, I didn't want to tell you this because like I hate you.

Speaker 1 But you were my first choice for first co-host for one reason. No, not that part.
That's like that I'm happy to tell you. Okay.

Speaker 1 So you know, during my maternity leave, Jackie had like so many Pargi guests. Pargy guests, Pargy co-hosts.

Speaker 1 And your episode kind of outperformed all of them. Seriously.
Satchies was, yeah, people just want the Satch. They just want the hatch.
They want the crotch. They want the patch.

Speaker 1 And that's what we're going to give them. That is so crazy.
You know, I had a sneaky feeling because Jackie once texted me like an edit of like something you guys were going to post.

Speaker 1 And it was like making it, oh, you, because you guys like talked about, like, we're talking shit about me on the toast, obviously, because like you do that.

Speaker 1 And it was something about like how like everyone hated having me. And then she was like, can we post this? It's funny.
Cause like everyone loves you. And I was like, no, you can't.

Speaker 1 Well, I did want to tell you, I didn't listen to every single of the maternity leave episodes because I was busy like having a baby, but I did listen to yours.

Speaker 1 And are you ready for constructive crisis?

Speaker 1 Just one thing that I want you. I meant to tell you before the toast.
Can I guess? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I say

Speaker 1 a lot. No, I wouldn't even notice that.
Oh. You swallow whole sentences.
You talk. What does that mean? You talk so fast.

Speaker 1 We all do, but Jackie and I have become more aware of it because professionally, like we got a lot of shit for it. You swallow.
I was like, what did she say? Or do you swallow the whole sentence?

Speaker 1 You're like,

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 was that a paragraph? It's really crazy. I know I talk really fast.
And I just noticed that you were doing it. I didn't even understand what you just said.
I was just like,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 You swallow whole sentences. Okay.
Got it. I won't.
Yeah. So if you could just be mindful of that.
I'll be mindful of not swallowing whole sentences. Welcome to the terse.
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 I'm so happy to be here. Thanks for taking time off your extremely important corporate job.
Thank you. Appreciate you.
Thank you for making it so convenient for me. I really couldn't.

Speaker 1 Of course, I work around the satch. One thing about me.
If only. I work around the satch.
If only. The satch was out and about yesterday being such a good sister.
I know. And I'm so upset.
What?

Speaker 1 i know so margaret went to woodbury commons our favorite place and i've talked about the product outlet at woodbury commons many times on this podcast jackie's always calling me cheap but i'm like oh yeah i'm cheap because i bought a proda bag at an outlet do you say it was good because i i was unimpressed the woodbury commons in general is missing a few things but i would say the best store there is the proda outlet The prices are slashed.

Speaker 1 Like it's giving the price. I mean, what you got yesterday was the best deal of the day.
It's giving lumber liquidators, you know, going out of business. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Margaret got me a pair of Prada boots for $340. Like, I'm sorry, that's crazy.
So crazy. And even when I was checking out, like, the store associate was like, wow, like slay the house down.

Speaker 1 Slay the house down. She's like, these are final sales.
She made me sign a document being like, I'm like, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 1 So Margot got me a pair of boots, which was so nice.

Speaker 1 And I knew you had to lug around those boots. I did have to lug.
Shout out to my friends, though. Like, they carry them the whole time.
Like, shout out to Queen Supporting Queens.

Speaker 1 No, and you really slayed. And it really was such a gorgeous day.
It is so overwhelming, though, there. Like, you just seriously, like, I was like going to have a panic attack.

Speaker 1 And I brought Magnolia, which was like the worst idea ever. Yeah, let's talk about you bringing your dog to the mall, basically.
For those who don't know, Woodbury Commons is this outdoor pavilion.

Speaker 1 It's like huge. Like, you bringing your dog, that's insane.
Is it? What if she like took a shit at Prada? She is trained. So she goes outside.
No, okay, but like you said, it's an outdoor mall.

Speaker 1 No, but

Speaker 1 the stores aren't outside. I know, Margo.
The stores are indoors. Like, you're so crazy for so many reasons.
But the fact that you brought your dog to Woodbury Commons Commons is insane.

Speaker 1 There were so many dogs there. There was a dog in every store.
Margo,

Speaker 1 you're so crazy. Wait, that's crazy.
Also, I didn't know what else to like do with her. I left my apartment at 11.
I got home at 8.30.

Speaker 1 I wasn't going to leave her at home. Okay, so I did a Q ⁇ A over the weekend because, yes, I am an influential person.
I do Q ⁇ A's. And somebody said, like, true or false, you hate Magnolia.

Speaker 1 You do. And let's talk about the fact that like, I literally hate your dog.

Speaker 1 but if it makes you feel any better these days i'm kind of hating my dog too but like your dog like i just can't stand her that is like really the and we've never had a like had that discussion someone asked me like what's the meanest thing someone could say to you it's that okay then you live a very charmed privilege no it's like call me ugly i know you're lying like call me fat i know you're lying like say you hate my dog like fuck you

Speaker 1 I hate your dog. Fuck you.
It's not that I hate your dog, actually. Like Magnolia, or as I lovingly call her, Ratnolia.

Speaker 1 She's so cute she's a sweet angel she's very very sweet my god she's so annoying she's not romeo so annoying i agree because i'm a normal and i can agree like no but by the way she's not she's not annoying she's not what does she do i didn't answer the person in the q a but like i just want them to know like you were picking up what i was what does she do to you she does not stop working that's not true she only when i leave yap yap yapnolia that's what they should call her yapnolia only when i leave yapolia because she knows she's in a place where she's not loved and then also and this is maybe kind of how i feel about Yapnolia is how I feel about Chrissy Teigen.

Speaker 1 Oh god. Like Chrissy Teigen per se isn't annoying, but there was like a time period where the media was like so annoying about her.
Like Chrissy Teigen just like broke the no, she didn't.

Speaker 1 She just like made it chili, you know?

Speaker 1 That's kind of how I feel about Magnolia. Like Magnolia per se isn't annoying.
Like you about Magnolia is annoying. Like you're getting like fan edits on TikTok to like sad songs about Magnolia.

Speaker 1 Like you actually need help.

Speaker 1 No, I do need help. And I'm not going to lie, did I cry myself to sleep last night thinking about the day Magnolia is going to die? Maybe.
Let's talk about the day Magnolia.

Speaker 1 No, no, I will start crying. I will seriously start crying.
Tears.

Speaker 1 I'm 100% kidding. But like, what are you?

Speaker 1 You're going to need to put me in an institution. You're going to need to put me in.
I'm going to need to be put somewhere. Listen, I've been through it.
Like, it is. Devastating.

Speaker 1 No, and yours was like a year from where I am right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you have so much time. Like, Theo, like, Loki died so, so random of him.

Speaker 1 Like, no, I know, but who's to say that that's not going to happen to me I know because you know they are from the same breed

Speaker 1 maybe they have like a genetic cancer that Magnolia is like sort of harboring right now there's like a reason why I take her to the vet all the time okay well so because we found out Theo had cancer like a year after it was like chilling in his body like not me never taking him to the doctor

Speaker 1 so I think maybe like you should just stay on top of that. She goes to the vet all the time and also my vet, Dr.
Left Shoutout, is well aware of Theo's condition.

Speaker 1 So she's like, and she knows that every time I go to the vet, I start crying. And so like I said, she's insane.
So she like is aware that like Mag's dying is my biggest fear.

Speaker 1 So, like, she's going to help me in every way that she can medically prevent that from happening. And all's that to say, I don't hate Magnolia.
No, you do. No, no, I don't, actually.

Speaker 1 You want to like rescue her? Like, yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. You are so drama.
Like, God forbid a girl loves her dog. You do, but, like, God forbid a girl loves her dog.
It's just like abyssal unhealthy.

Speaker 1 No, it's not. You know, your social media activity when it comes to the dog, like,

Speaker 1 you know, what the other day, actually.

Speaker 1 So the other day,

Speaker 1 one thing at me, like, I'm kind of a troll. Like, to people I love.
Oh, oh, can we open the DMs? So you should see anytime.

Speaker 1 I want you to look at my DMs with Claudia. I'm always like, oh my God, you look amazing.
Oh, my God. Love.
Like, oh my God, this looks so good. Like, every mind, like, what are you wearing?

Speaker 1 Like, no, it's, I, I see the best. And I do it to also my sister Olivia.
I'm like, that looks disgusting because she's always cooking stuff. And I'm like, oh, um.

Speaker 1 like you're gross like i'm like oh what's with this angle yeah always like coming for and it's worse though because i see the best in my sisters and like i see the potential for greatness um so I'm not being a

Speaker 1 troll but you are yeah and as Jackie once very poignantly said like I'm not trying to hurt you it just hurts you you know um but I had been become like very aware of my own trolliness okay I was trolling Olivia so hard last night and she's so fucking done with me good good push back Olivia she like said something like she's Olivia's so choogy

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 okay and so she said something that was like so chugalicious definitious make the girls go low. But like Olivia's a millennial.
Like that's. I know, like, that is her charm, her choogy charm.

Speaker 1 Um, and I'm sure, like, during the course of this maternity leave, I will have her on and she's going to come at me and all the things I said about her. Yes, Olivia.

Speaker 1 Also, in my Q ⁇ A yesterday, I actually got a really interesting question that I didn't post because like I needed you and Olivia's take on it.

Speaker 1 Somebody was like, do Margaret and Olivia get jealous that like you and Jackie have a podcast together? No. Me and Olivia are too busy to care.

Speaker 1 Oh, so you're saying we're not busy? No, no, no, you're busy, but like, you don't care, like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, you're not, you're too busy to be jealous about anything in my life because obviously you're like not jealous about anything. No, I'm jealous.

Speaker 1 I'm jealous that you're so skinny. Thank you.
I'm jealous that you, like, when you want to do something, like, you do it. Like, you're very good.

Speaker 1 You're proactive and you take an active role in your own life. I take an active role in my own life.
I'm jealous of a lot of things. I'm jealous of like a lot of things in Olivia's life.

Speaker 1 Like, she low-key, like, has the most peaceful low-key life. Like, I'm jealous of,

Speaker 1 I'm open enough about what I'm jealous. What am I jealous of of Jackie?

Speaker 1 You have the same life.

Speaker 1 So true.

Speaker 1 Same life. So true.
But no, so I am jealous of like certain things, mostly like of how your breasts stand up on their own. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Me too.

Speaker 1 I'm really, I'm really happy about that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But no, like, I just don't think about it. Also, it's been going on for so long.
Like, if we were like jealous for the past 10 years, like,

Speaker 1 it would be bad. Like, I'm just happy for you.
And, like, I'll take what I can get. And I've written your coach.
Like, I've benefited from it. Like, I have literally no issue.
Okay, good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not my Q ⁇ A last night, like, really coloring the pre-past five banter. No, also like not your Q ⁇ A, like being like so like clued in on our lives.

Speaker 1 People are always trying to start something in my Q ⁇ A. Are they? Yeah.
Oh, interesting. Someone's saying, I feel like you hate Magnolia.
Like, they know.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, you're the one who like chose to bring it up today. Well, you know what? I've been meaning to talk to you about it.
And what better place than a podcast? No, and you know what?

Speaker 1 Like, say what you want. Like, I'm not changing anything.
Margo, never change. I'm not changing anything.
And I love my dog so much. And like, you know what? I'll remember this.

Speaker 1 And I'll resent you for it when she dies that you were like, I hate your dog. Listen, if you, when Magnolia dies and needs to take it out on me, I'll be, I can be that, that vessel for you.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 You look so pretty today. I'm so happy to be podcasting with you.
You're so good. You need to show up like looking so thin and young when I'm on the heels of like just having had a baby.

Speaker 1 Not cool. You should have looked like a slob today.
Okay. And I kind of need to send a notice to everybody co-hosting me over the next few weeks.

Speaker 1 Please don't like show up stunting on these hills. Like, I have somebody coming.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh God. I just know she's gonna, I kind of need to go get like a prom dress.
Like I just think she's gonna show up like looking so sick. Oh, oh my God.
Yeah. I know.

Speaker 1 Well, in my defense, like I came from work. So I couldn't look like a slob at work today.
You look great.

Speaker 1 I'm glad that you, it's also nice when people like dress up nice. It shows respect.
I was gonna say,

Speaker 1 like, imagine I showed up here and like your little sister, she's a first one and she's in a fucking sweater looking like a slob. Right.
So it's good. No respect.
It's good. But noted.
Great.

Speaker 1 But noted. Yeah.
Thanks.

Speaker 1 Now, fast five. Fast five.
What are you into these days? Like, what shows are you watching? Who are you following on social media? Like, I didn't choose a story. It's like for you per se.
Right.

Speaker 1 Because I know you could really talk about it. And you'd be like, what's that she into? What are you following? What saga? Oh, what saga?

Speaker 1 Well, right now I'm kind of, are you invested in this like Whitney Levitt Mark giveaway?

Speaker 1 Tell me more. It's like really weird.
And by the way, I love her. Like, no, she's lovely.
Did you watch Salamo?

Speaker 1 Secret Loves of Women's Wives. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think I ever ended actually finishing the most recent season, but yes.

Speaker 1 I guess they did some sort of giveaway on social, and I don't know what the terms were, but I think it was like to

Speaker 1 win, to be able to like come to the live show or something like that, like whatever, something of that nature. I don't know if that's the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 Someone's probably screaming in their car like that. I'm wrong.
Right.

Speaker 1 And then I guess ABC was like, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 And so then they made a video and they were like, we can't do this, like, whatever.

Speaker 1 It's just like weird behavior. Yeah.
Because like, maybe I don't blame Whitney, but like Mark Ballast, you should know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, and also, I'm just also like in the way that I work, it's like, if you do a giveaway, like you need to have like legal rules and stuff. Yeah.
It's like, wouldn't you run that through ABC?

Speaker 1 Like, it doesn't make sense to me. And so people are being, are being like, this is weird behavior.
And then I just saw a TikTok on my way here.

Speaker 1 So I'm being like, Whitney just lost her chance of the mirror ball because of this.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say something. This is my first time like getting involved in Dancing with the Stars.
And I just want to say to the Dancing with the Stars community, like a lot of you are deeply unwell.

Speaker 1 Like i'm having a lot of fun but i have found myself like in the trenches and i'm like you know what i need to go touch grass like people are really sick about this show specifically when it comes to whitney and mark ballast like they hate that mark always gets the good apparently he had charlie tabilio like he always gets girls who are easy to train and partners who are like so obviously going to make the top four and he's like yeah he's the most decorated but like it's so obvious like people hate mark and you know whitney's like kind of the villain on her show so people have just been hating her They don't want her to win, but it's like she's obviously the best and this is a competition.

Speaker 1 Do you think she's going to win?

Speaker 1 So it's actually it's heating up and I do have a dancing with a star story So we'll talk about it a little bit more But she definitely has a chance She is the best and she does the hardest dances and she does them so well She succeeds in a technical the only thing that has been bothering me a little bit about their dances and this is just a preference is

Speaker 1 Like the incorporation of like oh wait, it's worth mentioning Margaret doesn't watch the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, no, no, sorry I but like I literally do I watch everything on TikTok and like I have so many people in my life who are telling me like everything that's going on like I I know everything that's going on in her dances They incorporate a little bit too much of her like of their like tick tocky things and like like if i see this one more time

Speaker 1 you know yeah that's such a tick tock it's a little bit it's a little bit much so i don't agree with you actually and the show is like so tick tock coded right so the fact that they're just like playing into that it's called strategy margo but you don't understand because you literally don't watch a show

Speaker 1 You don't have to do it every time. You don't watch a show.
And they did that move once. Maybe you saw the clip a lot of times.
No. I've just noticed that it's like, if you...

Speaker 1 Did I just read you to film? I read you to film.

Speaker 1 No, that's not true i also didn't see it a bunch of times i saw i saw the dance once i saw the dance once anyway i'm team alex oh you're team alex okay i just like really respect that she's like put her whole booty into this thing i love her i love her i think she has crazy great work ethic i agree i think she's a very role model for the youth she really is and like you know she like loves to party she loves to everything and then she was like you know what i'm gonna put that on hold i'm gonna like put my whole fucking ass into this and she really has and I feel like it's really hard.

Speaker 1 I feel like you're avoiding saying the word pussy. Cause like, yeah, I don't like put our whole ass into it like I don't know like saying

Speaker 1 the saying and not me telling you you're supposed to be young and hip. That's why we brought you on the show.
Claudia, I know that you're putting your whole pussy into it. I know.

Speaker 1 I just don't like saying that. Why? I don't know.
It feels like so wrong. We're not saying it like a pussy.
It feels like so wrong.

Speaker 1 Like just like saying pussy.

Speaker 1 Say it. No, I can't.
It's just like weird. Yeah, I know, but like you're making it weird.
It's a nice word. Is it?

Speaker 1 We had this conversation on the toast maybe 10 years ago about how like the first time, you know, we all grew up in a house of all girls. Yes.
And the word pussy was like a men and vagina. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like a sweet in term of endearment almost. And then to come and grow up and enter the world and find out it's like a disgusting pornographic term.

Speaker 1 Like actually, I will not be abiding by those terms. It's just a sweet word.
It's like a common word to like describe like a coward. Yeah, sure.
But I'm talking about like anatomically. Oh.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, we used to like, you know, go wash your pussy.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sorry, everyone else has made it weird and I'm like not getting involved.
You know what I mean? It's a sweet word. It is a sweet word.

Speaker 1 It's a sweet word. So Alex is putting her whole pussy into it.
Very good, Satchy. Thank you.
How are you doing? We haven't even talked about you. Nobody asks.
Oh. No, I'm kidding.
I'm doing so great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's kind of like the same thing every day with me. Got it.
But

Speaker 1 nothing is shit. It's not really about me.
Oh, my God. That's so selfless of you.
It's about Satchy. And Satchy, I have a question for you.
Oh, God, what?

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Speaker 1 bark bark bitch okay so fast five stories nothing like major happened over the weekend except like a lot of things that just like made me raise my eyebrows okay the verses that sophie turner went on a date with someone and like i'm shook at who it is do you know who it is chris martin yeah she went on a secret date with the cold play front man chris martin so apparently they went on a secret date they had a night out together a week after her on again off again relationship with

Speaker 1 Peregrine Pearson

Speaker 1 ended in late September.

Speaker 1 So Sophie Turner and the British aristocrat split after attending a high society wedding together where they were seen bickering and arguing between feverish snogs on the dance floor.

Speaker 1 And then a week later, Sophie Turner and Chris Martin apparently went on a date. There's really not a lot of information about like who, what, when, where, why, how.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But just the sheer fact that they went on a date, let's discuss. That is so interesting.
It's like, it's really crazy. Like everyone in Hollywood dates each other.
I know.

Speaker 1 I just want to say I'm not down. I mean, not because I don't like this pairing.
Like we could get into the pairing, but I liked her dating the British aristocrat. I thought that was like

Speaker 1 unique, different, not like other girls. And I like him and Dakota Johnson.
I know they were on again and off again, but to me, they're endgame. I like him and Dakota Johnson.

Speaker 1 And I like Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. I'm still at the restaurant.
Oh, girl, get up. I'm still at the.
Girl, sign the check. I'm still at the restaurant.
Like, I know, like, they got divorced.

Speaker 1 Like, I understand.

Speaker 1 I love him. I love.
I just want to say I've always been like obsessed with Joe Jonas. No, you have.
You've always been a Joe girl from day day one.

Speaker 1 And if you read my book, you know that like he was the first famous person to follow me on Instagram. And DM'd you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I also need to like write a second book to let everybody know that he unfollowed me. He did.
Yeah. And I'm not entirely sure when.
And I was really upset. I feel like you guys had like a friendship.

Speaker 1 I literally saw him like a little while ago and like, I was like, oh, he unfollowed me. I'm not saying hi to him.
And he came up to me. I'm like, but you unfollowed me.
I don't think people like know.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. I don't.
And also, like, I feel like he has like a social media manager. And like, 1000%.

Speaker 1 He consciously unfollowed me. Just like, thank you for making me feel better, trying to make me feel better, but he unfollowed me.

Speaker 1 Whatever. I didn't mean to make the story about me.
That's kind of happened sometimes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you think that Sophie Turner is going to be like co-parenting with Goop? You know, that's, because that's what Dakota was doing. Right.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, but Chris Martin's going to have to be co-parenting with Joe. Vice versa.
Wait, Coldplay X Joda. By the way.
I'm going to say something big.

Speaker 1 Joda's brothers are the co-play of our generation. By the way, I agree.
I'm obsessed with Joda. Also, can we talk about them for a second? Let's talk about Kevin releasing a solo song.

Speaker 1 No, obsessed finally. Finally.
You know, they're, I actually meant to text your husband. They are coming to the Prudential Center with All-American Rejects.
Like, they added new dates.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, you have to tell Ben. No, I will.
I'll go. I will.
I will. Ben wanted to go see the Jonas Brothers just so he could see the All-American Rejects.
And then I had to go to the break.

Speaker 1 And then I told Ben he could just go to an All-American Rejects. I also had to break the news to him that they actually weren't.

Speaker 1 The last time they played New York, All-American Rejects weren't opening. Yeah.
Yeah. I have to say, this tour, like the marketing, it's working crab.
And it's working.

Speaker 1 And, like, I feel like they learned a lot because they've like chronically been on tour since they came back together. Yeah.
And Happiness Begins tour rocked. We went.
We saw it. It was fun for me

Speaker 1 in our rooms.

Speaker 1 In the suits, like amazing. Yeah, so cute.
Then they had a second tour. I'm pretty sure it was kind of a flop.
No, their comeback has been very interesting.

Speaker 1 It's been filled with like lots of peaks and lots of valleys. Like sucker being the biggest song ever.
And then I feel like they couldn't get arrested for a little while. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm happy that this concert is really paying off for them. So to the point, like I'm buying tickets.
I want to go. And also their choices in people to bring on has been incredible.

Speaker 1 Like, yes, Tammy Lovato, for sure, Jordan Sparks love. They brought on Ben Rector and they sing brand new.
I love that song. I love that song.

Speaker 1 I just know people people in the audience were like, thought they were getting Tammy Lovato and they got Ben Rector. I would have been happier with Ben Rector.
Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 It's a Carnival Cruise commercial. Yeah.
Like these sounds like

Speaker 1 so good. Uh

Speaker 1 so good. They brought out Bright Young.
It's been, I feel really effective also in, I haven't really been keeping up like in the last couple of years with like new Jonas Brothers music.

Speaker 1 I like listening to the hits.

Speaker 1 I have added some to my liked. Oh, like what? Celebrate tonight.
That song is so good. So good.
We made it through.

Speaker 1 All of the kids and all of the ticks. And then also, Love Me to Heaven.
Are you familiar? Oh, so good. Give me everything.

Speaker 1 But it ain't enough.

Speaker 1 Gonna win around like a stupid dude. So good.
So good.

Speaker 1 So I was about to say Sophie Turner and Chris Martin allegedly went on a date.

Speaker 1 I actually feel like they're not compatible. I don't think they're compatible.

Speaker 1 I think she's just, you know, post-breakup, going out with what she does, figuring out what she wants, what she likes, what she doesn't like. Yeah, I feel like he's like really low-key.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like calm and she's like and she feels like really fun yeah and like

Speaker 1 wild but that i feel like wild has a negative connotation i mean it in a positive way i don't feel like i could see them i could see them going on a date and like not liking each other like her going home texting her friends being like he was so by the way like that is so annoying like you go on one like a first date and it's in the news like that is

Speaker 1 I know you don't like to talk about your dating life publicly, but can I tell everybody the funniest thing that you told me? Which one? The

Speaker 1 oh, yeah, that one, because that's not in play anymore. Okay, Margo went on a date with me.

Speaker 1 And they got, what was it, like cocktails? Cocktails. At a bar, and like the seating setup was like

Speaker 1 a high-top table.

Speaker 1 Not a high-top. Oh, so just regular top? Yeah, regular top.

Speaker 1 And on one side was a booth. Uh-huh.
And the other side was a stool. Correct.
And the guy took the booth. And like, it feels a little fake and gay.
It feels a little fake and gay.

Speaker 1 And it is weird that the other chair was a stool and not a chair with a back. But you should never go back to this place.
And also, like, you should offer

Speaker 1 to give it up. And by the way,

Speaker 1 not to make matters worse, we had played pickle that day and i like pickleball pickleball okay and i had kind of like thrown out my back a little bit oh so then i was injured i was injured and then i was like sitting on the stool and the stool had no back no back and i should have just said something like hey can i sit no you shouldn't have to say okay yeah fine i agree i thought i was like maybe being bitchy and then after sitting there for two hours with my my back like that, I woke, I got up and I said to him, I was like, oh, my back is killing me.

Speaker 1 He didn't even pick up on it. Oh my God.
And you never saw him again. I never saw him again.
There are other reasons. That's honestly the crazy.
You don't need other reasons. I know.
I agree.

Speaker 1 I didn't know if I was being like so

Speaker 1 picky. Yeah.
Yeah. But every person I told was like, that's crazy.
That's insane. I know.
That's such a bad thing. And I do have to say, though, now that, like, I've never really thought about that.

Speaker 1 And now when I go on dates, I like, it's like the first thing I think about when it's that sort of situation. How does the person react? And every person has been like, hey, do you want the booth?

Speaker 1 No, but also that means that he like sat down first. Oh, sorry.
He got there first. Yeah.
So he sat in the booth first. I got there.
He was sitting in the booth. And like sometimes that'll happen.

Speaker 1 And And then they'll get up and be like, oh, you want the booth? And I always say, yeah, I do. Of course.

Speaker 1 But that didn't happen. That's really insane.
At least he was on time if I'm like looking for, you know,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 some redeeming qualities.

Speaker 1 Are you ready for our next story? Yes. Hailey Bieber went on a podcast and it was like, this is your random podcast.
She must be friends with this guy.

Speaker 1 And there's actually like a lot of cute clips going around. And one of the clips that's going around is her like being really open about what procedures she's had done.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So apparently Hilly Bieber confirmed she has never had Botox in her face, but she has revealed the treatments that she does get.

Speaker 1 So the Rode founder appeared on the In Your Dreams podcast Friday to discuss her parenting journey, her Nepo baby, internet theories, and of course, all things beauty.

Speaker 1 She said, I don't have any Botox except in my jaw for TMJ, which doesn't affect the way you look. Agreed.
But I have no Botox in my face.

Speaker 1 I made a commitment to myself that I wasn't going to do any Botox until I was in my 30s. When I get there, I'll see if I even want to do it.
So this is me finding out Haley Bieber is younger than me.

Speaker 1 That's very interesting. Yeah, I mean, she got married at 21.
Bieber also added,

Speaker 1 what'd she have? That she's following the lead of her mom, who's never gotten any wrinkle-relaxing injections. My mom does nothing to her skin, and she looks insane.

Speaker 1 But she said she's very diligent with her skincare routine, which, of course, she has to say is the founder of a skincare brand.

Speaker 1 There are a couple of treatments that she does that she really likes. I want to start doing them.
Apparently, it's so painful. PRP, which is platelet-rich plasma, which is

Speaker 1 they take blood from your arm, they spin it, and then they microneedle it back into your face. Um,

Speaker 1 that's when you see like pictures with celebrities that have like blood in their face. Yeah, I think Kim does it.

Speaker 1 In addition to getting her own plasma needled back into her face, she's also a pan a fan of PRF, platelet-rich fibrin injections, where they take your blood. It's called easy gel.

Speaker 1 Basically, they heat it and then cool it. It kind of makes your blood like a gel consistency, and then you inject it.
So, I've done that, which I love.

Speaker 1 I've injected into my smile lines, I've injected it under my eyes. The substance is from your own body, so you can trust it, unlike other injectable substances.

Speaker 1 I saw her say that, and that makes sense. It's like kind of like making your own Botox out of your blood.
Yeah. Genius.
Yeah. So, like,

Speaker 1 it's not like she's had nothing done, which makes you feel better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's so pretty. She is so gorgeous.
Like, one thing about me, like, if Hailey Bieber has no fans, I'm dead.

Speaker 1 I've passed away. No, I'm so with you.
I just love her. There's like nothing about her

Speaker 1 that I dislike. Like, I think she is so cool.
I think she is so like low-key, funny. Funny.
Funny.

Speaker 1 Like, I i just like want to like i feel like you can like i want like i need you to hang out with her you know not to be like the most annoying girl on the planet i have but like i want you to hang out with her in like a more relaxed setting i felt really relaxed when i hung out with her i feel like she felt relaxed too yeah no she likes you she does she and she is so sweet and like not to like be that person but i have met her a couple times at these road events and like obviously every time i'm like you have no idea no and it's also her brand so like she's gonna be like so nice to everyone and like at the most recent one like we like made eye contact and she's like looking at me and she's like and i'm I'm like, that can't be to me.

Speaker 1 I like to go like that. And she, and I was like, no, it was to me.
And then she's like, oh my god, hi, how are you? So good to see you.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I don't know if you're saying that to everyone, but it feels really personal. And like, I'm just going to pretend that you remember me.

Speaker 1 And don't yuck my yum. Don't yuck my fucking yum.
Because like she's obviously here at this event. She knows everybody's been invited.
So she's always saying, and that's what celebrities do.

Speaker 1 They say, nice to see you. No, I know, but it felt like she like remembered that we've like met.
And

Speaker 1 I think she like remembered that I'm your sister. She definitely did.
Like I'm, like, I'm making it about you now. I just love her.
Like, I just love her. I just want to be her.

Speaker 1 In every sense of the word. Did you see she went to a concert over the weekend with Justin and he finally shaved his beard and everyone's like so excited about it? And then Kendall was there too.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And you see Kendall also opened the Vogue World fashion show, wearing the life of a showgirl. No, literally.
Can we talk about Vogue World also? Yeah, we can. But like, what is it?

Speaker 1 Exactly. Yeah, no, that's why.
I can't talk about Vogue World because I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 I do have to say one mean thing.

Speaker 1 I love Gracie Abrams. Everyone knows I love her music.
Bitch can't sing. It wasn't good.
It wasn't even that outfit. That's not her fault because Vogue puts you in whatever.

Speaker 1 But every time I see a video of Gracie Abrams singing, it's bad. It's weird though, because I've seen her like many a time and she was good.

Speaker 1 I know, and I feel bad for her because she's like never beating the Nepo baby allegations because like she can't sing. And then it turns out that like Audrey wrote that whole song, you know?

Speaker 1 But like she can sing. She can

Speaker 1 sing. But I don't know.
Also, you see that video of, oh, I watched this a hundred times before I went to bed.

Speaker 1 The video of Haley Bieber like getting there, sitting down and saying hi to Miley Tyharus and then Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 I did. I like loved it.
Also, like everyone's obsessed with Haley. Like everyone wanted Haley.
Haley is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow. I feel like people aren't ready to talk about that yet.

Speaker 1 Because everyone loves Gwyneth now, right? But I remember what it was like to be a Gwyneth fan when everyone was hating Gwyneth, conscious on coupling, vagina smelling candles.

Speaker 1 Everything she did was like crazy whatever. But now everything Gwyneth like used to do 10, 15 years ago is the standard of wellness, like being gluten-free, grain-free.
Totally.

Speaker 1 She was doing that stuff first.

Speaker 1 And Haley gets so much hate. Like we talk about it all the time in the podcast.
She's like literally the most hated woman. It's insane.
It's insane.

Speaker 1 And she really is this generation's Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh, I'm aligned.
I mean, I love her. Like, seriously.

Speaker 1 What's your favorite road product, Satchy? Ooh.

Speaker 1 The glazing milk. The glazing milk.
The glazing milk. I would agree.
Yeah. So Queen looked gorgeous on this podcast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that outfit. I need that shirt now.
It's just like a regular shirt.

Speaker 1 You would see that shirt of like H ⁇ M and you would not buy it. No, but now I need it.
I know.

Speaker 1 Are you ready for a third story that's actually really shaking me in my boots? And I have to kind of like unthink and unlearn everything I've already known.

Speaker 1 Because Katie Perry and Justin Bieber, Justin Trudeau. Stop.
Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau have made their first public appearance. They're celebrating her birthday in Paris.

Speaker 1 And I don't know if you saw the video of them leaving the restaurant in the paparazzi going wild. I should.
Unfortunately, I should. You should.

Speaker 1 And I've been really tough because like I feel like Justin Trudeau's a big loser and like so is Katie Perry. But so it makes sense.
First of all, like I just, I loved, like I saw the video.

Speaker 1 What? It was, I know. Did you see the video? I did.
When she took the flowers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe I think she took flowers. Yeah.
But it was, I was more so looking at like them just like getting to this van. And I don't know.
It was giving ship.

Speaker 1 Is he currently the prime minister? Is that stupid? No, it's not stupid because when I first heard this story, I was like, don't you have better things to do? Like run your country? Right.

Speaker 1 Well, actually, he doesn't have better things to do because he is not the actual person. Is he unemployed?

Speaker 1 Yes, he is. Some could say he's an employee.
He's with no job. He's boy with no job.
Got it. I mean, listen, I feel like Katy Perry is really in this era of like finding herself and like

Speaker 1 going on these, you know,

Speaker 1 side quests. Yeah.
And Justin Trudeau is her current side quest. And And you know what? All I have to say is justice for by the grace of God.

Speaker 1 By the grace of God,

Speaker 1 there was no other way. Yeah.
Sure. I also like that she's 41 and he's 53.
Like very age appropriate on both of their behalfs.

Speaker 1 She was dating Orlando Bloom, who's like universally beloved. Everyone in Hollywood loves him.
I forget what, what is he, like Lord of the Rings or one of those like pirates of the Caribbean things.

Speaker 1 And I just feel like it's hard to date someone who's like so beloved and like you're kind of hated. So where does she go from here? Right.

Speaker 1 And she went like so sideways okay ex-prime minister but you know what i'm telling you i feel like it's the beginning of a comeback for her i saw first of all she's also so skinny she's so skinny she's never looked better she's having like the ozampic steve levine moment and the oh and by the way my ozampic steve levine moment is coming and you bitches better be

Speaker 1 saw a clip of um kim like talking about how good chris looks she's like i'm just so glad like now i know what to do like when it's my turn steve levine steve levine and ozampic like same speaking of steve levine lindsay lohan i watched freakier Friday last night.

Speaker 1 Oh, I haven't. I've been meaning to.
How was? So let me tell you, it was so cute. Okay.

Speaker 1 I feel like they really honored the old movie. Jamie Lee Curtis is hilarious.
Like, I guess hilarious.

Speaker 1 She's hilarious. Yeah.
Did you know that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I have something really stupid to say. Wait, we knew Jamie Lee Curtis was funny.
Yes. Okay.
But

Speaker 1 isn't Jamie Lee Curtis a Sylvester?

Speaker 1 Get out. Like, please.

Speaker 1 Get out.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck out.

Speaker 1 Let me get out of here. Get the fuck out.

Speaker 1 Please get the fuck out. Please, Sue Sylvester.
Help. Oh, only the hardest working woman in Hollywood.
Jane fucking Lynch.

Speaker 1 Okay, can you see how I would maybe

Speaker 1 get a little confused? You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding. Are you kidding me? Sorry, sorry.
I get confused sometimes. No, she's not.
It's Jamie Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 1 But I do think we thought, who's the one that's friends with Ariana Grande?

Speaker 1 Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, no.
That's how I'm thinking of. I'm telling you, Jamie Lee Curtis and Ariana Grande have a relationship, and Jamie Lee Curtis is funny.

Speaker 1 Anyway, let's just

Speaker 1 move on. All is that to say, I actually thought the movie was really cute, except that like the plot, you know, obviously like people are switching bodies.

Speaker 1 In the original movie, it's Lindsay Lohan and her mom. And in this movie, Lindsay Lohan switches bodies with her daughter.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Jamie Curtis switches bodies with Lindsay Lohan's future stepdaughter, and it's so confusing. It's four people switching bodies, it was too many people.

Speaker 1 That's too many people, but I feel like they honored the original movie in such a funny way. Chad Michael Murray was in it, it was so hilarious.
They had the original music, except they didn't play.

Speaker 1 You're it, you're the ultimate. It's automatic, I'm sure of it.
They played the other song.

Speaker 1 What's the other one?

Speaker 1 You got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just give me a single. Okay.

Speaker 1 So you played the other one.

Speaker 1 The other one. Do you know the other one?

Speaker 1 I'm sure I'll know the other one when the band was called Pink Slip. Inevitably start singing it.

Speaker 1 Pink Slip.

Speaker 1 Take me away.

Speaker 1 I want to shout out. Take me away away.

Speaker 1 I know it to sound like a movie. No, no, I do.
I do. I do.
You're just like singing different people.

Speaker 1 So they should have sang ultimate, but other than that, I thought the movie was really fabulous. Okay, I was like, a little boring.
Like, it went on a little long in the tooth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it was really good. Back to Steve Levine.
Katy Perry's in her Steve Levino's empic. Wow, that was good.
And we all should strive to be there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I'm, I mean, I'm happy to be there.

Speaker 1 Because, like, I was a hater,

Speaker 1 but seeing this picture, but Katy Perry has a way of just like posing with her boyfriends that makes me believe it's like the greatest. Let me see.
Okay, so, because look at this picture.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, like OTP. Right.
Right.

Speaker 1 And if you ever see the picture of Kitty Perry wearing that green sea foam dress at the Grammys when she was dating John Mayer and he's wearing the blue velvet suit, like no two people have ever been suited for one another in a better, more like impactful way.

Speaker 1 Right. So I just think she like poses well.

Speaker 1 Where is John Mayer? Dating an influencer. And it's not me.
Like

Speaker 1 devastating.

Speaker 1 Right. I forgot about that.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We have two more stories about two of your boyfriends. I feel like, tell me if I'm right.
And I'm going to cut to ads in a second, but just give me a second.

Speaker 1 Are your boyfriends confirmed? Hugh Jackman and Zach Efron? Like both of your greatest showmen. showmen? Hugh Jackman and Miles Teller.

Speaker 1 Okay, don't tell Kelly. No, I know, I know, and I love Kelly.
I do. And so, sounds like you don't.
I know, sorry, sorry. No, like, I do love her.

Speaker 1 I was gonna be like, I like, saw her over the summer because she was like annoying me. Yeah.
Um, no, I love her so much, and so I'm happy for her. Does she know that you want her man?

Speaker 1 No, I don't like want her man. I would just listen to the toast.
So, Kelly, stay away from Margaret. No, no, no, no.
I like, literally, I feel like Kelly's used to everybody.

Speaker 1 By the way, I saw her and she was like, Snatchler, like dead ass.

Speaker 1 She did OG toast. No, I love her.
And for that, like, I'm so, I'm literally so happy for you. How about your coccidinia flare up? Where's your pillow?

Speaker 1 Satchy. Did you like my video I made this morning of my clue? Yeah, I was cracking up because I was, when I was watching, I thought it was like going to be hard.
Not everybody getting it. Obvious.

Speaker 1 Why the fuck would you have a satchel? I know, but like, it was also giving briefcase. I don't know.
Yeah, well, also corporate. No, but I was watching it.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, God, this could go so many ways. I didn't know where you were going.
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I thought it was funny.

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Speaker 1 All right, Margo, are you ready? Yes. Okay, so we talked about Dancing with the Stars a little bit.
Obviously, Dylan Efron

Speaker 1 is on. They did friends and family.
I have been saying that I think there's something going on with Dylan and Zach. Okay.

Speaker 1 The fact that he wasn't there, but like his dedication night was to the sister. Yeah.
And so while you don't have to dedicate it to Zach, but your sister's there.

Speaker 1 So why wouldn't your brother be there? Right.

Speaker 1 So Dylan Efron has revealed why Zach has been absent from the Dancing with the Stars ballroom. And let me tell you, you're saying a whole bunch of nothing.
I know.

Speaker 1 Dylan Efron can can bet on his brother Zach Efron's support even from afar, according to E-News, who's buying this and I'm not.

Speaker 1 Dylan has two-stepped his way into week seven of Dancing with the Stars, but during his journey so far, his older brother has been consciously absent from the ballroom.

Speaker 1 As far as the Traders alum sees it, he still feels the love from his high school musical brother. Hey, he's doing his thing, Dylan told Extra.

Speaker 1 Fans of the show were perhaps more shocked to not see their to not see the brother for dedication week.

Speaker 1 The younger brother, Henry, was there. The sister was dancing.

Speaker 1 But he just says that, like, Zach is

Speaker 1 doing his thing. Busy.
Busy, but supporting from afar. Okay, but here's the thing: is like, I mean, obviously, I don't know what's going on with Zach Efron.

Speaker 1 Like, maybe he's like on location shooting something. I don't know.
Because from what I gather, I do think that they spend a lot of time together, like, doing like nature stuff.

Speaker 1 Like, they aren't like. They had that Netflix show, Zach Efron, Enter the World, or whatever.
I do think they have like a pretty good relationship.

Speaker 1 I think they are together a lot, which is weird that he's not there, but like maybe he's like filming something. Like, I don't know.
So I agree.

Speaker 1 But like, I feel like up until recently, they had a good relationship because maybe like the dynamic of Zach being the star and Dylan being like, you know, subplot, that, you know, Zach was comfortable with that.

Speaker 1 But Dylan's a big star. You know, he was on the tonight show.
Is that like what would happen with us if like I became really famous? Yeah, like I wouldn't be able to handle it. Yeah, no.
Like.

Speaker 1 They've had this dynamic, right? Yes. And it's easy for Zach to like be magnanimous and have his brother on his show because his brother wasn't threatening his position.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you something weird's going on. Or Zach Efron is like so like, I don't know, he doesn't give me like the snob bugs.
Maybe he just like doesn't want to be on Dead Z with the stars.

Speaker 1 He thinks it's lowbrow. But like, but it's not.
Actually, it's the biggest show on TV. It's not.
Everyone's talking about it. Like huge stars go on it.

Speaker 1 Like, and, but that's also where I'm like, what does Zach Efron have going on right now? That's the other thing. He's not sort of.
It's not he's like booked in busy as far as we know.

Speaker 1 Unless he lives in LA, like,

Speaker 1 you know, it's weird. And you won't convince me.
People are like, no, it's not weird. You won't convince me that something like fishy is not going on.

Speaker 1 Or, like, I, I, listen, I don't follow Zacharphon on social media, so I don't really know social media activity, but like, is he posting? Like, I just feel like he's not. Text Dylan 21523.

Speaker 1 Who are you voting for? Because everyone knows I'm voting for Andy.

Speaker 1 Um, I vote Alex.

Speaker 1 I vote Robert.

Speaker 1 Really? He's so cute. What do you know about Robert? Irwin? Yeah.
I know all the things. I know what he's also part of the Dead Dodd Club.
Oh, that's why you vote for him. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'm sick in the head.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I vote Whitney

Speaker 1 and I vote who am I forgetting? Like Andy sometimes, but part of me is like, I think he wants to go home.

Speaker 1 Oh, Margo's convinced that, like, we're holding him there, like, hostage, and he, like, wants to go home. I don't think that's the case.
I think he, like, wants to do it.

Speaker 1 It's fun, like, blah, blah, blah. But, like, I'm sure his knees hurt, his back hurts.
Like, it's hard. Okay, Aegis.
I'm not. He's wearing a knee brace in every, two knee braces in every fucking thing.

Speaker 1 Aegis queen. That's my son.
And I know it's his birthday tomorrow, so now everyone's going to be like trying to keep him there for his birthday.

Speaker 1 But I think a birthday gift would be like, hey, we love you. You can go home now.
Did you see Jen Affleck? You know, Jen from Dancing with the Stars. I know, I love her.

Speaker 1 I feel bad that everyone's forgetting she's like on. I know.
Well, she, I guess Ben, who's been watching Dancing with the Stars with me, has been talking about Dancing with the Stars on his podcast.

Speaker 1 So when he had Jon Stamos on last week, Ben just started talking about Dancing with the Stars, and they were talking about Jen Affleck. And Jen saw it and posted it on her Instagram story.

Speaker 1 She was like so excited. Not Ben being on Jen's story.
No, literally. I responded

Speaker 1 everywhere because of John Stamos. I know.
Like one thing Ben calls, Jackie calls Ben Farrest Gump, just finds himself in the middle of like historic events. It's so true.
That's literally, Ben.

Speaker 1 That's not him being in the middle of like Selena. Remember Selena, Gomez, and kidney.
Francia. Yeah, yeah.
What do you think happened with Selena and her kidney donor?

Speaker 1 Because you know the kidney donor wasn't at the wedding. No, I know.

Speaker 1 I don't, okay. I think that they really like kind of fucked up by like saying that they were like best friends when this happened.
Oh, you think like

Speaker 1 a narrative that was not true? That was not true.

Speaker 1 Because I think if it was just like Selena really needed a kidney and like she, someone who was like an old friend, someone in her life like was a match and gave her a kidney. That's an amazing story.

Speaker 1 That doesn't mean necessarily that and i'm sure she was well compensated for it like i don't think she i'm not saying i'm not saying i don't think she gave her kidney for free i'm sorry

Speaker 1 she did and so like um i just want to say like you're actually not allowed to receive money for a you're not don't yeah like it has to be a donation like you get you go through a lot of like therapy social work before you donate uh an organ to someone you cannot be compensated financially Oh, even if it's like private?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like a private donation? You're not allowed.
Oh.

Speaker 1 So then, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Interesting. I don't know.
I just think they made it seem like they were best friends.

Speaker 1 And so then everyone, and anytime that it feels like a best friend should be involved, they're like, well, where was Francia? Sure. Yes, I agree.

Speaker 1 Like, that's why when one time when Selena said, like, her only real friend in the industry is Taylor, Francia was like, well, this hurts. Well, it's like,

Speaker 1 are you in the industry? Well, that too. But not inviting your kidney donor, the woman who saved your life to your wedding.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I don't.
No, your wedding is like a celebration of your life.

Speaker 1 I just feel like if it was like such a big deal, like, why wouldn't Selena, because Selena knows that that's gonna be a big thing so why wouldn't she just invite her like she knows people are gonna say it yeah because I think they have beef that's why but like about the kidney

Speaker 1 so or do you think

Speaker 1 the theory is no I'm gonna

Speaker 1 say like I

Speaker 1 no mess with Selena no so this is all alleged but apparently um

Speaker 1 What people say online is that Selena got the kidney and then didn't treat her body in a way that

Speaker 1 you should

Speaker 1 after you receive a kidney.

Speaker 1 You know, she vapes and she drinks liquor, they say. And then

Speaker 1 I don't think she's like not.

Speaker 1 She does vape. I saw her vaping on her wedding day.
So real. So real.
Stressful. Okay, now can we talk about the metal story of your boyfriend? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So we've been following Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster's like very low-key relationship. Like the timeline maybe is not great.
But they have made their first public appearance.

Speaker 1 They walked a red carpet together nearly a year after going public with their romance. So they had a very special date night over the weekend.

Speaker 1 The Tony Award-winning actors made their red carpet couple debut at the LA premiere of his new film, Song Sung Blue.

Speaker 1 Dressed in coordinating black outfits, or not coordinating, they just both were black. She wore a slip dress with spanny straps.
He kept it crisp in a little

Speaker 1 black suit. He stars in a movie alongside Kate Hudson.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 The two are playing real-life Milwaukee area couple Mike and Claire Sardina, who formed the band Lightning and Thunder in tribute to Neil Diamond. I have literally no idea what this movie is about.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know Kate Hudson had a new movie out, but he walked the carpet with his girl.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think as them as a couple makes the most sense yeah but what about deborah and finesse well i mean i never understood that

Speaker 1 relationship why and that's where i'm gonna leave why it just it was nice that like he had this like og wife for sure no yeah for sure

Speaker 1 it just like really didn't make sense to me that like he started dating someone like 20, 30 years his senior when he was like 20.

Speaker 1 Well, it's admirable that they never broke up, even though he became the biggest star. No, no, no.
By the way, yeah. She's that much older than him.
Yeah. It's like a, it's a crazy.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like Aaron Taylor Johnson. Yeah, no, that's exactly what it is, Deborah.
Free Alan Taylor Johnson, am I right?

Speaker 1 Free him.

Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. I'm being so dramatic.
I take back everything I said. She's 69 and he's 57.
That's not that crazy. Right.
I thought it was literally 30 years.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I think people just like expected him to like get famous and dump her. No, and he didn't.

Speaker 1 Until he did. Until he did.
I know, but they seemed so strong. Yeah, well, because in just, you know, despite everything.
You saw his concert, right? Yes.

Speaker 1 The fact that Hugh Jackman's on tour is like so weird to me. He sang songs from his life.
Residency, random sporadic residencies at Radio City. Like, I don't think he's moving, leaving New York.

Speaker 1 He sang. I actually think he is leaving New York, first of all.

Speaker 1 He sang, you know, a bunch of songs from Greatest Showman. A bunch of songs from Leigh Miz, a bunch of songs from Music Man.

Speaker 1 And then it really was, it wasn't like a one-man show, but it was really like he like dances and sings and throws fire in the air. And does like jump rope.
Like it's like a whole thing.

Speaker 1 As a consumer of like the Greatest Showman, I was in heaven. How many Greatest Showman songs did he sing?

Speaker 1 He's saying the other side. He's saying from now on.
I do feel like he's saying This Is Me. Even though it's like not his son's.
Right, exactly. And A Million Dreams.

Speaker 1 And then he had brought someone out to sing Never Enough. With him or just like he sat in the middle of the moment.
Like he gave someone a moment. He needed a break.
He needed a break.

Speaker 1 So yeah, yeah, he's handy set and foster. We know this, but they are out and about now.

Speaker 1 And while I'm not like crazy about the timeline of things, I am choosing to look past it because these two are perfect for each other. They are perfect for each other.
Like, they make so much sense.

Speaker 1 Like, OTP,

Speaker 1 I, yeah, like, love them. You looked younger.
Yeah, I did. Are you Charles or Josh?

Speaker 1 Charles. Yeah.
So, we always talk about this on the toast. Peter Herman.
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 Like, Gen Z, like people your age, like, they want Josh. And, like, she chose spoiler alert, spoiler alert, spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 Charles. Josh.
Wait. Oh, did I not finish the show?

Speaker 1 Well, she chose

Speaker 1 Josh. Yeah, by the way, I know.
Oh, my god, dumb bitch. Yeah, obviously, like, Charles was the one.
Charles was the one. Oh, I love Charles.

Speaker 1 Peter Herman has acted in like all of your An Hour favorite shows. Like, if you could marry any version of Peter Herman, which one would it be? Is it Charles? Is it Peter himself, Marischka's husband?

Speaker 1 He plays the lawyer on Lawna SVU. He's also been Sex in the City.
Like,

Speaker 1 Charles, the Charles version. You know, who has been

Speaker 1 taking over my For You page?

Speaker 1 Edits of Marishka and Peter? No.

Speaker 1 Stabler? Stabler. And, but, like, their friendship, I guess they both went on Amy Poehler's podcast.
And it was like side-by-sides of it. That's really cute.
And it was, like, they're so funny.

Speaker 1 Like, she just, like, he, like, was doing the podcast and he, she kept trying to FaceTime him. And she texted him, like, why the fuck aren't you answering my FaceTime? And then they, like, FaceTime.

Speaker 1 And she's like, are you naked? Like, they're just funny. My For You page is currently filled with edits to Taylor Schwift's father figure of Desperate Housewives, mostly Marsha Cross.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna protect the family.

Speaker 1 Speaking of, I cannot believe we've done this whole podcast. We haven't talked about T Loas.
And we haven't talked about T Loas. And have you issued a statement yet?

Speaker 1 I don't know if I said on the podcast, but on the podcast, I did make fun of Margo for six. Like she ranked her top five T Loas, Taylor Swift Life of a Show girl songs, and she put honey on there.

Speaker 1 Me and Jackie were like laughing at her because honey's like the worst song. And you know what? I've had a change of heart is actually pretty good.

Speaker 1 Let's say in the count of three, what we think the worst song on T Loas is. I need you to give me a second because it changes.

Speaker 1 Can I look for a second? Thank you. We're going to do our best and our worst.
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 1 Jump back in, Life of a Showgirl. It's going to be,

Speaker 1 honestly.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Three, two, one, Elizabeth Taylor.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And the best song?

Speaker 1 3, 2, 1. The Life of a Showgirl.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So we're not aligned. So we're not aligned at all.

Speaker 1 um sachi i know you have a busy day so i am gonna let you go but i cannot thank you enough for starting this maternity leave with such pargy energy i'm so happy to be here please promote do what you have to do i'll come back whenever you want especially if it's in the studio

Speaker 1 will be bad for me um yeah just like follow me on instagram at margasra and tiktok and just like engage with my things and click my links and just and like love me forever and just like love me forever and like if you see my reels videos that are ads like please engage with them because they've been flopping i'm not the begging for ad likes no it's been dark time,

Speaker 1 really, man. Satchy, you should have told me.
Yeah, help me. Um, guys, day one, maternity leave.
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