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I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy hump day.

Don't forget to hump someone you love and speak of girlies that I love and would just absolutely love to get a chance at humping.

It is my girly, my swirly, my twirly.

Jacqueline Folet, I love Miss Folet.

How you doing?

I'm trying to see how long I can go before you start saying something.

And that's my girl, Jackie.

I love my girl Jackie.

How you doing?

Keep going.

Solo pod today?

Solopod.

No, I'm here, you guys.

Still here.

Happy hump day.

Feeling like the mascot of hump day with my lovely lady lumps.

Just one lump.

Lump.

Yeah.

I'm like the camel with one hump.

What's the difference between the camel with one hump and the camel with two?

So this is me learning that there's a camel with one hump.

Like they all have two.

What are you talking about?

No, I feel like.

Unless there's one like that's like disabled.

Why do some camels have one hump and other camels have two humps?

Question mark.

They don't.

I feel like they do.

The difference comes down to species and where the camels live.

There are two main kinds of camels, drome dairy camels, one hump, and Bactrian camels, two humps.

That's so funny because I was reading about drome dairies last night.

You were?

In the Babar book.

Lol.

Okay, like this is type of conversation information you're only going to get here at the toast.

Like, my God, why aren't you listening yet?

Even though if you're hearing this, like, you are.

The hump day to Babar pipeline is very real.

It's very real.

So, drum dairy camel.

Next time a power asked me what's drum dairy, thank god he didn't ask me last night.

I didn't know.

Just like fun facts about Jackie and I, like, we have ridden camels.

Like, if you're a modern Jewess, like, you've been to Israel and like part of like when your first trip to Israel, like you go to see Masada, you go to the Dead Sea, you ride a camel.

I think I've ridden a camel like a multitude of times.

Yeah, literally call me Countess Luann.

I've ridden a camel more than once.

Yeah, yeah, hubby bee, bitch.

Yeah, like multiple, multiple times.

I kind of like I'm always riding camels.

It's actually insane how much the Real Houses of New York trip to Morocco like shaped me as a young woman.

As you guys know, like me and my high school friends, we watched high school, Real Houses of New York, like in high school growing up, and it literally like made us who we are.

Specifically, their trip.

There were so many iconic moments from that trip.

Luanne getting thrown off the camel and then her just like learning the word Yahabi B and making it her entire personality.

And then of course the Herman Munster shoes.

That was in Morocco.

I believe even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.

I feel like that was in.

I feel like it might have been in no, because they were on a trip together.

So you came down the stairs in your Herman Munster shoes.

But maybe the shoes were on the trip.

But I feel like it was like when they went to St.

Bart's or something.

I feel like it was more local.

No, she wasn't wearing

Human Munster shoes in St.

Bart's.

Bruno's here.

Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes.

Literally, so good.

Bruto, you look like a drum dairy.

You look like a drum dairy.

Oh, Bruno, get up here.

We've got work to do.

Today is an excellent show, not to, you know, brag.

But we've got a lot going on.

The stories, dancing with the stars, wicked night recap was on last night.

Literally, best night of my life.

Yeah, that was fun.

I watched Molly Mae season two, part one.

Just very enjoyable, but Molly's very stressed out.

I told you, Molly can't find anything to wear to the L'Oreal Fashion Show.

She needs to listen to the toast.

i know and how do we recommend it to her without like seeing seeming like self-involved i don't know how we even get to her i have like literally it's as if i live on a different planet from her like there are a lot of people who are like we're in the same orbit we have a mutual friend we have a similar age and whatever i have no connection to molly i kind of like it that way because i can really just like be a true fan um

but yes she has no idea what the toast is i don't think she ever would or and that's why she's feeling overwhelmed and not in her best self yeah no and also she's like very overwhelmed by motherhood that was a very big theme of the show And I just feel like she would like our swirly take on it.

1,000%.

If you or someone you know knows Molly Mae, send her this episode.

Yeah.

Or just like a mom who needs a little bit of like light and laughter, like, you know, just to like

take the edge off.

1,000%.

The toast.

The toast.

No, I don't.

Or as they call it, the crumpet.

I don't know one, like if I needed to reach Molly Mae.

I couldn't think of one way to get there.

Yeah.

She's also like super private.

It's just like she hangs out with her family and that's it.

Yeah, baseball and her mom and her friends.

Is that bad?

Iconic reference.

Thank you so much.

What movie do you think we quote the most here at The Terse?

Mean Girls.

Mean Girls.

Yeah, it's cliche for a reason.

We quote other movies too, like Sleepover, some of the greats

and more indie films.

Yeah.

But we do quote Mean Girls the most.

It's the most quotable.

I would quote.

It's the most quotable.

And the thing thing is, Mean Girls is the best movie ever made.

It's insane to me that Tina Fae literally didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize for that movie.

It is the greatest piece of cinema ever made.

It literally

made us who we are.

Yeah.

It's like not even choogie to like love it.

It's just that good.

They tried to remake it like for the kids and the kids were like, no, we actually prefer the original.

Yeah, that was a low point.

I would say that Mean Girls, Clueless, we also quote a lot.

Neely Blonde, we quote a lot.

Needly

those and sleepover and sleepover julie julie corky and then we just have like random ones yeah like my cousin vinny or like 13 going on 30 even though it's not really that random no 13 going on 30 goes in the pantheon i think yeah we quote it a lot yeah i'm going to a party in a limo

she's lucy wideman now

quoting movies is my favorite like mine as well there was a time i haven't really seen mean girls in a while but there was a time when, like, you know, we would need to watch a movie and we would watch it like every night.

Um, and if you were like ever in the room with me when that movie was on, like, you wanted to leave that room.

Like, I knew every word to the entire movie.

I probably don't now.

That's like that movie where they go to cheer camp and they play Bring It On for the campers, and the whole camp is quoting every single line.

Bring it on is also very quotable.

Is it?

I feel like we, it's not Jim.

No, stick it.

We love stick it.

Stick it's kind of indie.

Stick it is indie.

Bra strap.

Ow.

Not me and my big nursing bra.

Yeah, those are like the best movies ever.

And like, that's why, I don't know what kids these days watch and like are inspired by and raised by, but like my whole worldview was curated by clueless, legally blonde, mean girl, stick it, sleepover.

And like, that's why I'm an amazing, hilarious, cool person.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I think they're being shaped by k-pop demon hunters at the moment well actually it doesn't seem like the worst thing I saw this tick tock it was actually very analytical about like the collapse of young adult media and how like because somebody made a tick tock and was like who are like the girlies of Disney Channel right now like we all were raised with Selena Demi Hannah and who are the girls right now and somebody was like there aren't any like due to like social media tick tock it has really collapsed this genre of teen media that we were all raised by and we look back on so fondly that like doesn't exist.

Now there are shows you know being turned out on Disney and Nick, but it's not this like tween culture, tween obsession.

No, but it's also not really happening on Disney and Nick is more so like Summer I Turn Pretty is right and that's like scary because they're happening on adult platforms.

Very scary.

So it's like you get Amazon Prime to watch a Summer I Turn Pretty and then you have access to like Molly May's documentary.

Right.

Sure.

That's what they're watching at night.

And that's a really bad influence.

So yeah, the collapse of Twin Media is very real.

Speaking of movies, you know what movie I watched this weekend?

I didn't even tell you.

I'm so private.

I'm ready.

You watched a movie?

That's so crazy of you.

What?

Downtown Abbey, Grand Tonight.

What did you think?

I thought it was adorable, like to see everyone back together.

Literally nothing happened.

The plot was thinner than a plot of an episode of the show.

It was a bad plot.

There was like no plot.

But I was glad.

Mary is considered taboo because she's getting divorced.

So we're going to have have a dinner party for her.

That's literally an episode of the show.

We're going to have a dinner party.

And everyone who, like, in the last movie was like retiring and like move on, like

in this movie, it was their last day.

Yeah, right.

Okay.

But I love that they're milking it for all it's worth.

Like, it's that type of franchise, but they really can't ever do anything wrong.

So yeah, like just get everyone back together and put a camera on.

I'm down.

Yeah.

No.

I agree, but it's just like funny who have become like the mainstays.

Because they used to like have a dinner, every night they would have like dinner, and there were so many people there.

But now the family's like kind of pared down.

And now like Mr.

Mason's at the table.

Mr.

Mason?

Pat Moore's husband.

Yes, Miss Pat Moore.

I'm getting that nerdy.

When Pat Moore

and Elsie, Elsie were like having sex talk.

Yeah, it was uncomfortable.

Like a swirly sex chat.

Oh my God, I was cracking.

Speaking of Elsie,

Elsie Hewitt, who is Pete Davidson's girlfriend and mother of his future child,

do you know she used to date Benny Blanco?

I know that Selena said he traded like some trash for treasure or something.

Yeah, Selena Gomez like liked a TikTok that was like nasty about Elsie.

Shocker.

Yeah.

And then she'll say she got hacked, yeah?

No, Elsie's bullying Selena, Jackie, and leave her alone.

Yeah.

Like seriously, how dare you?

I can't believe we're still here.

No, actually, I don't know if you know what, you actually don't know, but we went viral on TikTok for our take on Selena.

And I was like, oh, like, Selena fans are probably like, was the world ready for it?

They were like, nature is healing.

We can finally speak the truth.

Oh, I love that.

Yeah.

We actually went viral twice, 432 Park.

People were really interested.

They both got like half a million views.

Oh, my God.

Classic us.

Yeah, we went viral twice in one day.

It's literally not a big deal.

We're used to this sort of attention and virality.

Like, stop making it a big deal.

Yeah.

You sent me a clip yesterday from our show five years ago.

Where did you find that clip?

There is an amazing new like TikTok account that is committed to posting archival toast content.

I'm obsessed with it.

And yeah, they sent a hilarious clip about Jackie and I.

Like it's going to post this to my story.

I keep meaning to post it to my story because it's just really funny.

But also what's funny about it is like, it's not something that we clipped back then.

I don't even think we were doing clips.

It's just like a random moment that would have otherwise been completely forgotten in the finals of her story.

I cannot encourage people enough to source and post archival toast content.

It makes me so happy.

Yeah, it really does.

I'm like, we're seriously so funny.

And we always have been.

And it's like my reaction to what you said in that clip.

I don't want to spoil it.

I don't even know if that would have been my reaction now.

Like, what a funny reaction I had.

But that's also just the cool thing about like documenting yourself.

20s and natured self-lid over time.

It's a little bit scary, but you do get to see yourself evolve.

Yeah, it's a little bit scary.

Let's not like act like it's without frightful.

So

it's a little bit scary.

It definitely comes with its share of frightful moments.

Yeah, speaking of fright, Halloween's coming up.

Yeah.

Do you have plans to like get in costume for your personal life or no?

Of course I do, because that's what being a mama is now.

Yeah, but you might be like out of commission.

We don't know.

Yeah.

But even if I'm like ripe, like most, most likely I'll be able to put a costume on.

You could be a pumpkin.

Well, no, I could just be like wear a costume.

What is the family getting dressed as?

I don't want to spoil it, but

toy story.

Oh, cute.

Who are you?

Freckly girl?

Jesse?

Jess, what's your name?

Kayla's Jesse.

Oh, right.

It's about the kids.

It's not about you.

Yeah, so like I said.

What are you like Andy's parents?

I think I'm going to be Bo Peep.

You don't know Bo Peep?

The Shepardess?

Little Bo Peep.

The Sultry Shepherdess.

You are literally a Sultry Shepherdess.

I can see it.

You don't even need to put on a costume.

Yeah.

What does that make Zach?

Oh, Zach is going to be, I think he's Rex.

And Bruno is slinky.

Oh, me already got his costume and the kids are so excited.

Bruno is so

slinky.

I have no plans.

And like, I really need to because it's so cute.

I like, I've seen like a lot of like baby costumes where it's like you put him in a pumpkin.

Like, that's cute.

You put him like a little chick hatching out of an egg.

That's cute.

I don't know.

I just feel like I could do better than that.

Are you going to go trick-or-treating?

Well, like,

I could.

For yourself?

Yeah, it's like kind of embarrassing.

Like, Ruby's, like, can't even hold up his own neck, right?

So he's not eating candy.

No.

But I think you could still go.

Like, you have clearance.

If you want to, it's yes.

Otherwise, you can man the door.

Well, it's just that time of year where I'd like to remind everybody who lives or works in a building with like a desk that you have to have a bowl of candy out.

It's not right if you don't, and it should be illegal not to.

Yeah.

And love when like you just walk into different office buildings and like you go to your friend's house and like on their doorman desk, there's like just a little bowl of sandwiches.

And you just like have all these like chocolates in your pocket for the next few weeks.

Hopefully they don't melt.

Hopefully it's not a Reese's cup that's not contained.

Because if it melts, it leaves the expanse of the wrapper.

Oh my.

Same with a Hershey's.

It's like she speaks from experience.

Same with a Hershey's kiss.

A Hershey's kiss is really good.

I actually feel like Hershey's kisses are not utilized in the way everybody's home should have a little bowl of Hershey's kisses, like a mint on your pillow.

Yeah, unless you live with Bruno.

But also, don't be getting like quirky and weird with your selects.

Like the standard chocolate.

Don't do the one with the big almond in the middle or like a flavor just

sometimes fun to switch it up no it's not i want the silver wrapper and that's it do not get the purple wrapper the purple wrapper is dark chocolate oh no no no no no oh no no oh no oh no i gotta sit down with a big bowl of candy soon you know i haven't done that in a while i know me neither

um I feel like we kind of have a lot to do.

We're just like dilly-dallying here talking about Halloween candy because we've got Dancing with the Stars.

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Our first story, the five stories are like in order of no importance.

Just sort of like

random interesting bits and bobs.

Our first story is very turdy-coated on a number of levels.

Okay.

Mariska Hargotay.

Marishka Hargate reveals that she auditioned for friends.

And here's how she would have played.

Let me think, let me think, let me think.

Like a young Marischka, Marishka,

it's giving Rachel.

So Marishka was on Good Hang with Amy Poehler talking about their careers, the early days.

Marishka actually wanted to be a comedian.

So it was very surprising.

So Phoebe.

So she didn't know how she ended up as America's sweetheart sex cop.

She said she.

Wait.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, right.

Because she investigates sex crimes.

I thought it was like, she's a sexy cop.

I'm like, she's kind of not in the show.

She's like a hard ass.

You don't need to call yourself that.

So she was saying to Amy, like, I should have had your career as a comedian.

Right.

And she auditioned for the role of Monica.

Oh, so literally the last person I didn't guess.

Well, that would not have been a good role for her.

That would not have been a good role for her.

Why?

I feel like it would have actually been great.

Well, Monica's not funny.

She's like annoying as hell.

And so when I think of a young Marishka, I didn't know she was doing comedy.

And like the funny person on the show, specifically the funny woman, was Phoebe.

So that's why when you said funny, I thought Phoebe.

But then just in terms of looks, I would have thought maybe Rachel.

I would not have thought Monica.

But Friends is just one of those shows where, like, you hear like Ellen was supposed to be Phoebe.

Like, nobody else could have done what the six of them did.

Do you know what I mean?

I actually feel like Ellen could have been Phoebe and Marishka could have Monica.

No,

no.

And you've never even seen the show.

So, what the hell do you know?

But that's why I can speak to it at a glance.

Um, I just saw something funny actually about friends.

Hold on, they like wanted somebody, hold on.

David Schwimmer.

Yeah, like young

Courtney Cox, like looks like Marishka.

Like, yeah.

I can't remember what I found.

Um,

I can't see it, but maybe I'm too close to it.

I think you are too close to it.

And it's funny because, like, I actually don't even know who's had more success.

Like, they've both had so much success.

I don't know who has more money.

Like, it worked out for both of them.

them.

Are you talking about Courtney Cox?

And Marishka.

Yeah, I would say, like,

in this moment right now, it worked out a little better for Marishka, but

about 20 years ago, Marishka was just like cursing Courtney's name.

Yeah.

Because Courtney was like this young hot thing and everybody wanted Courtney.

But now she's like in her retired era-ish.

And Marishka's still churning it out.

Do you think Marishka will ever leave that show?

Like, what is everyone has left?

They've come back.

They've gone.

But the one sort of stable figure is Marischka.

She's never left.

I bet she loves her job.

Like, I bet she's so grateful.

She's ready to retire, like, as you would at any job.

Right.

It's kind of like

Ellen Pompeo on Gray's Anatomy.

Everyone has left, but she's sort of like the last woman standing.

And when she decides it's her time, I feel like it's also the time for the show.

Yeah, it will inevitably be.

They won't know that and they'll keep going.

Right, right, right, right.

We'll know that it's over.

It's actually insane that Lawn Otter still puts out new episodes.

Yeah.

And

people a lot like watching keep up with the new ones.

Yeah.

Not to sound like a grandma.

I prefer the old ones.

Yeah, but the new ones, they cover like relevant topics.

And yeah,

they

fictionalize popular, not popular, like...

Well-known stories.

Well-known stories in the last couple of years, which is like cool and interesting.

Yeah.

Super cool.

Sidney loved Cha Marishka and most importantly, Marishka Harcate's husband.

Our next story.

And you know what?

I need to add to my contemplate, My Mom Jane.

I've heard it's amazing.

I've seen just like clips on social media.

Marishka's documentary about her mom, who was famous actress Jane Mansfield.

I need to watch it.

You should.

Put it on your list.

I don't have a list because like I just, when I want to watch something, I just watch it, you know?

No, but like, you're not going to remember.

And then you say, what was that thing?

Just try to do it.

I know, but these days, like, Ben's, like, kind of, like, attached to me.

And I can't, like, watch stuff alone.

Do you know what I mean?

So it has to be like couple friendly.

That's why I'm watching Chad Powers.

He would like that documentary.

He likes Marish.

He does like Marish, but I don't know if he cares about like Jane.

Well, if he wants to spend time with you, he's going to have to

conform to Turdy's interests.

Also, speaking of Ben's interests, like huge news.

I can't believe we didn't talk about it, but the NBC is, I mean, the NBA is back on NBC.

Do you know about this?

No.

So I guess Ben was explaining.

I was like trying to like care, but it was hard.

Ben's whole life, like

NBA games were always on NBC, and they had this like funny jingle.

But then they lost the contract a couple of years ago, and it's been on ABC for a while.

But as of this NBA season, which started yesterday, NBA is back on NBC and they have Michael Jordan as a MC.

What's it called?

Sportscaster?

No, like the MCs.

Yeah, like host.

Broadcaster.

Big deal for the boys, the Brunson boys.

But like, why?

I don't know.

Because NBC, ABC, like, that's the same thing to me.

It's not like he was having to watch it on MSG channel.

Yeah, I don't know why it matters, but I'm here to tell you that, like, it does to some people.

Oh, okay.

I guess my husband doesn't watch that much basketball.

No, he's more football.

Ben's more basketball.

Yeah.

My husband watches a lot of football and Colin Cowherd.

Not fucking Colin Cowherd.

I don't know what that is.

He's like a total.

No, I know.

He's exactly a friend.

He's like,

it's a little more throwback news because Chloe Kardashian is responding to Savannah Guthrie's career regret over a 2012 interview that she did with Chloe.

So Savannah Guthrie was talking about.

And they're both stories today.

Like, I haven't heard, and I'm so chronically online.

Yeah, no, and they're both like pretty juicy.

So Chloe's to Savannah expressing regret over a dishy question that she asked the reality star in 2012.

Oh, Savannah's getting ahead of some resurfaced clip.

Cancel Savannah Got 3 is over party.

No, she revealed that she regretted in 2012.

She asked Chloe about the OJ paternity thing on the Today show.

Oh, that's weird.

And so

E-News post like wrote up the story and posted it to Instagram.

Had the clip like started to make the rounds or Savannah just like pulled it out of the archive?

I think Savannah just pulled it out of the archive.

And then Chloe commented on the Instagram post saying, she's a doll.

It takes a big person to take accountability.

And I just love her with a bunch of hearts.

Chloe's a bigger woman than me.

Yeah.

She opened up about interviewing Chloe back in 2012 on Monday's episode of the Today Show.

She said, I asked Chloe Kardashian like 10 seconds before we were going to break about the rumors that her father, Robert Kardashian, wasn't her father.

That's just like an insane thing to do before a break.

She admitted that she waited until the last minute to bring it up because she felt so embarrassed.

She praised Chloe for her class act response.

At the time, Khloe clarified that there was nothing to the headlines.

In February, Savannah, I guess, talked about this and said that producers really wanted her to ask the question.

So she did what any naive green anchor would do.

And she did it.

And it's, that's just horrible.

Like, that's an insane question.

Especially like on the today show.

That's insane.

You're right.

The today show doesn't lend itself to like really thoughtful, long-form content because it's three-minute segments, commercial break.

So it's really just like fluff.

And so to ask it on that show in general is just not the place.

To ask it three seconds before a commercial break, like what were they expecting her to say?

I don't know.

Yes, he is.

And I'll tell you more.

After the break.

Really crazy.

It's just like crazy how it's such a different time.

Like it's almost 15 years ago.

It was the 80s, you know.

Like, people were like, you know what?

And so much has changed.

And thank God, like, thank God, the Today Show is no longer the place for like breaking news or interest, like, long-form content.

Not to make everything about us, but like, podcasting really has replaced that.

And it's funny how, like, if Chloe had something to say now, like, the Today Show is probably the last place she would go.

Yeah, I think she was just like doing press for the new season.

Actually, she would probably still do something like that now.

Like, just to like do a stop to promote a show, but like, they wouldn't ask like such

taboo questions.

Like they're just there to like be a part of the machine.

They're just there now to like create content between ad breaks.

Yeah.

That's really crazy.

It's also just funny like what stays with people, right?

Like Chloe might not have even thought about this as like a Roman Empire moment for her, but like clearly Savannah, like from that day has never forgotten it.

It's just like funny what people remember, like what, what shakes them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm glad that they were able to put put this to bed.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some more

Kardashian-related beef.

This story is really crazy.

Ben Simmons' sister

is mocking Kendall Jenner in a new TikTok.

So NBA star Ben Simmons, who used to date Kendall Jenner, his sister Olivia recently took to TikTok to mock Kendall's skills in the kitchen.

So she went on TikTok to like like tell this story.

She told it in such a nasty way.

And then by the end of the story, I was like, wait, that's the story.

Like I didn't understand.

I thought there was going to be some big reveal.

It was beyond anticlimactic.

She just shares a story about it.

She was hanging out with her brother.

and his girlfriend, who at the time was Kendall Denner.

And she said Kendall Denner.

She didn't even do what most people do, which is like my brother's ex-girlfriend where everyone can

put together who it is.

She literally straight up.

So my brother used to date Kendall

Denner.

And I will never forget the time time we as a family were sitting around playing cards against humanity.

And she was like, I'm going to bake some cookies.

She said her first thought was, first of all, you're Kendall Jenner.

Don't you guys have a chef?

We saw you cutting up cucumbers, bitch.

You don't know how to cook.

So fucking crazy.

Wait, keep going.

She said, Kendall whipped out, quote, ready-made cookie dough, noting

you really don't have to do much.

You have to do cookie dough.

But like put it in the right place at the right time.

Like the only thing that you need to do is chop chop them up evenly.

But apparently Kendall couldn't even do that.

She said, I have never seen so many uneven cookies.

What intonation.

Uneven.

She said, quote, you rich bitch, if you don't call your fucking chef to come and you don't call your chef to come and cook these cookies for you.

Anyways, it was just hilarious because the Kardashians, the Jenners, they're just like weird bitches.

And imagine if Kendall had said, oh, I want cookies.

Let me ask the chef to make.

She'd be like, my brother's girlfriend, Kendall Jenner, couldn't even make her own cookies.

She had to have the chef come and do it, even though it was slice and bake cookies.

She had an accent, too.

Yeah.

Doesn't slice and bake give you an indentation of where to slice, though?

Yeah, and that's what she was saying.

Like, Kendall couldn't even follow the slice.

Oh, I don't believe it.

Gives a fuck.

First of all, I don't believe it.

I immediately, oh, wow.

Jackie doesn't believe women.

I

immediately felt like fiercely defensive of Kendall Jenner in this moment because first of all, I could tell from the second the video started this girl had like a chip on her shoulder about something.

She came off so nasty and so rude.

And then by the end, I was like, oh, she really hates Kendall because there was no there there.

It wasn't a crazy story.

I thought what she was going to say was like so big.

And it's like, the whole thing was that she didn't cut the cookies either.

Like she made some mismatch cookies for the group game night.

And I just want to say, now that I think about it, When I think of like the slice and bake, it's like the Nestle ones that come in a square and they have the indentations.

You're just supposed to like break it off.

It really doesn't break off perfectly.

No, no, no, but also there are kinds that come in a, as a log where you literally just slice and bake.

So I think that's what she's saying that she fucked up.

This is so crazy.

Like Ben, you need to call your sister.

Oh, big time.

I know nothing about Ben Simmons.

I didn't even know he had a sister.

Now that I do, I absolutely hate this girl.

She was so, guys, the attitude, like the tenor of her voice was so mean, like really just mean spirited.

Now, maybe she had like a really bad experience with Kendall as like a her brother's sister, but like, I'm sorry.

So, share the bad experience, not this.

Right, we don't know that.

So, she just comes off looking so mean for no reason.

And I don't understand the purpose of the video.

It was not a crazy or interesting story.

She just comes off looking bad.

Like, it was so mean.

What the fuck?

Like, it was like, nobody,

nobody,

nobody.

Ben Simmons' sister, that fucking bitch, Kendall Jenna.

Is she British?

What?

She had an accent.

She did.

Do you want me to play for you?

Yeah, sure.

I don't know.

It kind of sounded like Australian.

Are they Australian?

I don't know.

Hold on.

I'm finding it.

She has an accent.

I will never forget the time.

We were all like, as a family, we were all sitting around.

I don't know what accent that is.

No, you're right.

Sounds Australian.

She sounds

And she was like, I'm gonna bake some cookies.

First of all, you're Kendra Jenna.

Why don't you guys have a chef?

We saw you cutting up cucumbers, bitch.

You don't know how to cook.

So she's like, I'm gonna bake some cookies.

So she starts like, hang on, sorry, ready-made cookie dough.

So you really don't have to do much, but like put it in the right place at the right time.

Like, the only thing that you need to do is chop them up evenly.

No stop, because I have never seen so many uneven cookies.

Like, what?

What in tarnation?

You rich bitch, if you don't call your fucking chef to come and cook these cookies for you?

Anyways, it was just hilarious because they're just all the Kardashians, the Jenners, like weird bitches.

And I know, I was sitting next to her.

You don't know.

Congratulations.

Like, I seriously.

I wanted to, like, look at her comment section.

Like, what was the...

Did anybody else think that she was so random and mean?

Really mad.

I know.

Why should she call her chef to come make slice and bake cookies?

And if she did,

that would be.

Imagine

when she tagged Kendall Jenner.

What is going on?

Because girl, we've seen that cucumber video.

What the helly?

Call the chef because the cookies were terrible.

Laugh, laugh, laugh at Kendall Jenner.

Like, she thinks she's so funny.

Comments, yeah.

Okay, so you're a mean girl.

Did you flirt with her and she rejected you?

That's mean.

Oh, wait, all the comments are saying.

What are all the comments saying?

Oh, so she dated your brother, and the most you can say is she made you uneven cookies?

Right.

And you're saying, like, maybe she had a bad experience with Kendall, which is why she doesn't like her.

So, like, spill, share the bad experience because you're sharing, you're spilling tea.

Okay.

Why are you saying this is so mean for no reason?

Like,

oh, I'm not defending her, but hypothetically, if she called the chef, you'd have a story time about her.

Right.

Not her living in your head five years later, rent-free.

I'm sorry, Ben Simmons needs to call his sister and take her phone away.

Big time.

Cancel the phone plan for the sister.

The comments are making me laugh.

And the crowd is confused.

I was ready for the tea, and you served poison.

This is seriously funny.

I can't believe you're making me defend Kendall Jenner.

All of this over some cookies?

Like,

I can't.

Okay, I'm glad that we're aligned.

The comments are just cracking me up.

Yeah, okay, so mean.

I had like such a bitchful reaction to that.

I'm like, oh, okay, now I have to make a Kendall Jenner stan account.

Like, yeah.

You know, when somebody makes you feel like fiercely defensive of somebody like you don't even care about, like, that's how you know that they're wrong.

Yeah, and it's like, you should be able to play cards against humanity with your boyfriend's family and like not in peace.

Yeah.

And if Ben Simmons like wants to keep dating women, like, who are famous and you know,

beautiful models, like, his sister needs to shut the fuck up,

yeah, because Ben Simmons, like, is a man about town, he gets like, you know, he gets around, he gets beautiful women, like famous women.

And if I'm a beautiful, famous woman, and they say, Oh, Ben Simmons wants to go out to date with you, I'm like, oh, the guy whose sister made that nasty video of about Kendall Jenner, I'm good.

No, thanks.

Yeah,

just cock blocking him.

Yeah.

No, he's got to call her up.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Our fourth story,

Elizabeth Olson says that she won't act in studio movies if there's no theatrical release anymore.

She said, I don't want to make movies where streaming is the end all.

Elizabeth Olson told in Style Magazine, like, okay, okay, like, do it.

Is that like so bad that streaming is the end-all?

You know, I guess I feel like as an artist,

I think, as an artist, it does feel like when you do a movie that's just like straight to stream release, like we talk about this all the time, how things get popular on streamers.

They have five minutes of relevance and then they move on.

When you work hard on a movie and a theatrical release makes it like a big deal, right?

There's a lot of press and then there's a premiere and

streaming things just get like shelved kind of instantly.

So I know what she's saying.

It's probably better for her career

to do like bigger things, but

you know, less money.

Yeah, but this is also what she said because I don't even know if it's like about, you know, everyone seeing it.

It's, it has.

Or it's about supporting theaters.

And also about human connection, of course.

Elizabeth Olson told Instyle.

This is not about the human connection.

I don't know what she's doing.

She told Instyle as part of a new cover story that she's no longer signing on to Hollywood Studio movies that don't have a guaranteed theatrical release.

As an indie film darling, since the start of her career, she's comfortable acting in a movie without distribution that gets sold to a streamer, but her preference is always a theatrical release.

She said, if a movie is made independently and only sells to a streamer, then fine.

But I don't want to make something where streaming is the end-all I think it's important for people to gather as a community to see other humans be together in a space that's why I like sports I think it's really powerful for people to come together for something that they're excited about we don't even know

Elizabeth Olson jock

yeah

Okay, I understand what she's saying that like there is a lack of human connection in the world.

Like we're all just home scrolling on our phones.

Having said that, like if she really cared, like she should be like a leader in her community or at the Girl Scouts, like you're a actress, like

what this has to do with community, I'm not sure.

Yeah, I just feel like what she's saying is a real issue.

Like, just even like binge watching culture in general, like people come home on the weekend, they sit in front of the TV and they watch something all weekend.

They don't talk to another human.

Like, that's just like not.

I feel with this, she's bitten off a little more than she could chew because I don't know how we can.

How she could fix it.

but she's trying like she's doing her part which is that like I'm gonna act in things that will get people to the movies to how it used to be and that's beautiful um

I don't care and I want to sit at home and binge watch something on a streamer you do

I do

I think I'm with Elizabeth.

No, by the way, I get what she's saying.

Like, yes, there is an issue in culture that, like, we all just stream and watch and

nobody goes outside anymore.

Nobody goes, you know, sports.

I get what she's saying.

Sports.

We could learn something from sports.

I guess we could.

We could keep up with sports.

No, we actually can't because Lamar Odom never released his podcast with Caitlin Jenner.

It's, it could still be coming.

Okay.

We have to get, we have to find out what's going on.

I've kind of lost my luster for it.

I can't lie.

Like, I wake up every day and do a podcast daily.

Lamar Odom and Caitlin Jenner couldn't do it weekly.

Let me check the IG page.

Check it out.

Even though they haven't come back, we would know.

Even though I know if they posted anything, everyone would send it to me.

Of course.

Keeping up with

sports.

Here we go.

Still nothing.

I hope you're ready.

Hold on.

For nothing.

there was a third host

yes oh and he's like a real podcaster yes jackie we've gone down this road before no i've never seen the third host he's like all his stuff is like with jake paul yeah he was like the the glue

okay

um

the glue oh wait there is a clip Yes, they had a trailer and they had recorded a first episode and they never even released it.

We've been denied.

We're being like seriously deprived.

Honestly, Elizabeth Olson should be talking about this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyways, I'm because we would all gather.

I'm going to commend Elizabeth Olson because I think this is noble.

I completely agree.

I just feel like Elizabeth Olson doesn't have real problems.

Like, this is what she's talking about, you know?

It's just like, it's hard to care, you know?

Yeah, but she's trying to help you.

But I agree.

No, and Elizabeth, I implore you to keep trying.

we should all try yeah to connect more we should

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Our fifth and final story is Little Dancy with the Stars.

Recap.

Two couples are in the season's first tens and one couple is out on Wicked Night.

So last night, John M.

Chu guest judged the theme.

He must be like a really big fan of this show.

I was not expecting his critique to be like as

he's a shadow like an experienced viewer.

Well, he's an experienced showman.

That's true, but he did say that this is his favorite show and I actually believed him.

Yeah.

The theme was wicked.

Everyone got their songs.

We went over what everyone was going to be dancing to.

Let's get into the dances, shall we?

Yeah, it was a great night.

I was just like loving the

showmanship, the theatrics, the music, the dances.

The opening number was really fun.

It was a great theme.

The opening number was fun.

They did like a medley.

And so some of those songs, like I really liked certain moments.

I really enjoyed Derek Dancing Through Life.

Me too.

He's so Fiero.

You know, he was like jealous of Robert Irwin.

He's so Fiero.

And and I'm glad that he got to have his moment.

And I'm also glad for us that we got to see like one of the world's best dancers like dancing to the best musical dance song.

Yeah, I think in this new era, like this new generation of dancing with the stars, because the show has been on for 20 years, the fact that there's a judge who can and does get involved in the numbers, same with like Carlton and Julianne Huff, how they ended that number.

Like it's actually great because it's one thing to be a judge to like talk the talk, but Derek also walks the walk.

It's hard to take, you know, criticism from like people who aren't doing it.

And I know they've done it and they're experts in their field, but I think Derek, and he, the Huffs in general, get like a lot of criticism.

And I hear

they're unique.

But having a judge who actually gets up and dances while also criticizing the dancers and the pros too, I really appreciate it.

Walks the walk and talks the talk.

And yeah, for that reason, Julianne and Alfonso are like actually great hosts because he has the experience on the star side.

Yep.

And she has the experience on the pro side.

So it's not like someone just there telling you you could have done better when it's like, well, what can you do?

And I don't know anything like about ballroom dancing or the scene, but and I trust that like Bruno and Carrie Ann are important figures.

And when the show started, Bruno is an important figure.

They were big gets for the show, but like

I do feel like some of their times might be coming.

And like they're clearly experimenting with Kim Herjave.

And I think having people who have been on the show on both sides is important.

Yeah.

Well, our first number was Scott Hoying dancing to the wizard and I.

He went home.

It was really bad.

I'm really hard on Scott, even though I do feel like he's had moments.

And people, it was obviously between him and Andy, right?

Yeah.

Not them like putting Dylan Efron in the bottom.

Like it clearly wasn't him.

It was between him and Andy.

And people are like, well, yes, objectively, if you look at both of them,

Scott was better if you're comparing them to one another.

And there's a lot of people who are angry that like Andy is still around and, you know, Scott went home before Andy.

At the end of the day, it doesn't matter because neither of them are going to win.

So whoever goes home first doesn't really make a difference.

But I could see why people are like, well, Scott can put one foot in front of the other.

I'm like, Andy really can't.

Why is Andy still there?

And it's really important to remember that

Andy brings stuff to the table outside of the classic.

Like he's a performer, right?

He always makes me giggle during his dances.

He has that PJOM charisma that, I'm sorry, it is valuable.

That's why I voted for him.

Did I think he had the best dance of the night?

No.

No, but like I enjoy myself watching him dance.

Like I'd rather watch him like bumble around the dance floor and like make me laugh than Scott's performance, which was so boring.

Like, I don't really remember.

Like, I don't want to watch boring.

And Andy is vastly improving, which is the point of this show.

I actually think Scott is getting worse.

And when I actually thought he was going to do great last night because he said, like, wicked is his whole personality.

He loves wicked so much.

And he completely forgot portions of the choreography.

He was stumbling all over the place.

He actually, I'm sorry, like, he was worse than Andy.

It was his time to go.

Yeah.

And you can't compare anyone to Andy.

Andy's time will run out when it's time to get serious, but it's not time to get serious.

There are so many people there who are like not amazing and they're not going to win.

So like, why can't Andy stay?

I look forward to his dances.

Me too.

It's not just about like who's going the hardest and who's doing the best moves.

Like he brings something else to the table.

I'm so sick of people being like, stop pity saving Andy.

It's not about pity.

I'm

enjoying it.

Although I do think his time has now run out after Scott.

Like, I don't know if there's anyone else.

I would have said Danielle Fischelle, but she stepped her pussy all the way up last night.

So

who?

No, no, no.

They say that she stepped her pussy up, but like, I didn't, like, see that when I was.

Okay, so we'll get to that.

But Scott, like, I also think for the first time, like, Riley's choreography, like, wasn't amazing for him.

And so, with the combination of like him really messing up and the choreography not like dazzling me, it was his title.

And he got such a good song.

He didn't have like the, like, he doesn't have the love of the fans.

Like, nothing he was doing was like motivating people to like get out there and vote for him so when you don't have the scores like you're gone also what i noticed was like i was just really enjoying the people who were dancing to songs that i knew and he had arguably second best song and it wasn't good enough to like i was blinded by just the good music what did you think was the best song for the challenge last night divine gravity i actually think it was even though alex and val i think it was dancing through life was the best song

before that dancing with the stars but all that to say like the more popular songs like you just started with a leg up and he had arguably one of the most popular.

He had The Wizard and I.

And even that couldn't save him.

So it was really his time.

Yeah.

Like Andy Loki, unless you know Wicked really well, you don't know that song.

One short day in the Emerald City.

And he made it into like one of the best songs.

Like where I was like, oh, that's a fun one to have.

And let me tell you, it's really highlighting how good of a pro Emma is.

Like, she's crushing it.

Crushing.

So, Scott, I'm sorry.

It was your time.

It was.

And that felt right to me.

Like, that's how I would have if i could have raked it like that's what i would have done yeah next we have alex earl what is this feeling okay great song great for choreography too um the whole theme was great because all of these songs have built-in choreography yeah you know except for melakonamanamanakanaka melakanama that of course they gave to the postpartum woman no alex did so good But, and I'm glad somebody said it, her choreography was not challenging.

And I feel like you, you said last week, and it's so true, like Alex has done really good, but she needs a breakout moment.

And this really could have been it.

She crushed shit.

No, no notes.

But it wasn't hard.

Yeah, a lot of them got a little distracted by the set and the, you know, doing a little bit of the dancing.

There wasn't a lot of like skill dancing.

They were a lot of them like just walking around with books and like, you know, being like theater-y, which was enjoyable to watch.

But like, I didn't feel like only Alex suffered from that.

I thought like Elaine Hendricks, the second half of her dance, she didn't even dance.

And it was amazing.

And I have so, she was my best of the night.

But it's worth mentioning, half her dance was just Alan, like struggling with his mind.

And then her up in that thing.

Sorry, that was amazing, but she only did half a dance.

Yeah, a lot of them, even like Whitney and Robert, a little bit, like got caught up in like, you know, putting up on the set and everything and not doing so much like dancing, but it was fun to watch.

And not every night needs to be like

the nutcracker.

Val needs to like put something together for alex like something big she's kind of just getting lost in the middle she is getting lost i like forget that she's on the show except for when she's on it's like she's not like a part of it i can't explain it yeah she's not blowing me away but she's crushing yeah no but it's like when i think of the show and who's like gonna win i forget that she's there and i'm literally like watching her moments i'm watching for her she's the reason i watch i i really i do blame him i don't blame her i think she does exactly what she's told and she commits herself like really hard to whatever he tells her to do.

And he needs to like do something challenging.

And I'm glad somebody, I forget who it was, I think it was Carrie-Ann who just said like it wasn't that difficult of a dance.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was super cute though.

It was cute.

She's always cute.

Yeah.

Next, Robert Irwin and Whitney Dancing Through Life.

This was his best score yet.

It was so good.

Yeah.

You're right.

That is the best song.

It's kind of a sleeper a little bit.

It's the best song.

And I loved when Derek did it too.

It's just a song that makes you want to dance.

Yeah, and it's a show about dancing.

So like, this is the best song for this competition.

Yeah, they're a real force.

I do feel like, though, their first dance was so amazing.

I feel like they've kind of been like chasing that ever since.

It was like almost too good to start out.

Yeah, but they are hitting it.

Like last week was really good.

This week was really good.

She's just so, my belief is that it's her.

Like, so that's why I don't know,

like, I don't like vote for him.

Me neither, but I love her.

I love her.

And I feel like she's really the driving force.

It would be interesting to see how he did with like a

different

partner.

Yeah.

But they're adorable.

And I think they're perfectly matched because like, I think they really love each other and have like big sister, little brother, and she.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Next, Whitney Levitt getting the first 10 of the season with popular with Mark.

These two are so crazy.

They are.

They're just like competing against themselves.

They don't even like look around.

She wants to win and she knows she can and she's taking it really seriously.

They both are.

And I appreciate that.

But like I just want her to like loosen up a little bit.

Like she seems really tense.

Oh, you think she's just like so wild.

Like she just has like so much energy.

It's just like,

but she's always their dance was amazing.

Oh, their dance was.

There's nothing to say.

The dance also was like, I loved the song.

They got a good song.

They did it well.

They made it hard.

Like, and then she crushed it.

And last week, she really did get ahead of the music.

It was kind of a mess.

And like the couple.

And like, seriously, I don't think she's ever going to be okay from that.

Like, she's so hard on it.

No, and it's like, as much as Whitney could have a bad week, like that, I guess, was it.

Cause she's not a bad dancer.

She's not going to have a bad week.

But that was less than.

This was really amazing and a joy to watch.

And she deserves to win.

I think like people don't want her to win.

They're mad because she has, you know, ballroom background dance training.

Everyone, like so many people do every single season.

We're over that.

We've moved on to that.

Yeah, they need to either decide that they're not going to cast people like that or everybody needs to shut up.

No, like, and you and I, like, used to get really our panties in a twist about it, but you just.

Yeah, you have to move on from it.

Like,

cause I want people like Whitney to be able to be on the show.

Even Hilaria, even Elaine, who had all that training, but like has been, like, her career was cut short in dance.

Like, I think it's still okay because you also, you need to crush every week.

You need to be creative.

You need to be beloved.

Like, it's not just about technicality.

No, it's a 360 thing.

You need to do the social media.

Like, you really have to do all of it.

Yeah.

Next, Dylan and Daniella.

I'm not that girl.

What a weird song.

Like, for him.

And that's what was funny when they were like, after the break, Dylan and Daniella will be dancing to I'm not that girl.

And you know how they like wave to the camera?

Daniella was like pointing to him.

He's not that girl.

Like it was just a weird song.

It was weird, but they pulled it off.

You're telling me she's married to Pasha.

They're fucking.

No, no.

She's not married to Pasha.

Is she married to Pasha?

Did I say that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's married to Pasha.

They be fucking.

Like, I'm sorry.

They're fucking.

I've never even seen Danielle and Pasha together.

I couldn't even

imagine it.

I know people love these two.

I have no, I have no issue with them.

They're really good, but I don't, yeah, they have moving me.

But they just don't do it for me personally.

I do think, like,

it's hard to

what was I going to say?

I don't know.

It's not,

they're going to make it.

I think his biggest competitor is Robert Irwin.

They both kind of like have the same vibe.

Leading man.

I don't know.

I just don't, like, love him, but I, I, I don't get it.

It's okay.

We don't have to, like, get everyone and love everyone.

I, I, again, no beef.

I enjoy them.

They seem like they're having a good time.

Yeah.

They make people happy.

They make each other happy.

I just like it doesn't while they're fucking

do it for me, if that's okay with the class.

Next, we have Andy Richter and Emma Slater one short day.

It was adorable.

They used all elements.

Obviously, like his dance technicality is not the best.

So they used the extras and the costume and the song and they just, it was a show.

I enjoyed it so much.

Jackie makes such a good point.

It's like, well, yes, we could, you know, criticize everybody for their footwork or whatever.

It's also about enjoyment and entertainment.

And that's really what Andy provides.

Like I was giggling to myself.

He's so cute.

He's having so much fun.

Just let him have fun.

It's not pity.

It's just like somebody who was so clearly like going to be one of the first ones out is taking this so seriously and is challenging himself and getting better.

And it's just a joy to watch.

It is.

It is.

And like

one day there will be like just the best people left and I'll be Andy's will start to be a drag.

Like, okay, like this again.

And that's when it's his time to go.

But I don't feel that at all right now.

And it's not his time to go.

I could go for another week.

If someone,

if like one of the the like bottom couples like so i would say danielle and or jen

i hate to say it jen if they like flop next week like andy could have another chance it's true he only max has one week left yeah but you would have thought that about this week like but it goes to show that i think they really consider the fan votes like it means i actually believe that this show is not rigged me too maybe the winner ultimately is rigged just like based on like and ABC's

priorities.

But I feel like with the fan votes, I feel like they just kind of let it fall the way it is.

I think so, too.

I think it calculates a lot.

Yeah.

Someone else who could go home before Andy if she fucked up Elaine, but she did not fuck up last night.

No, I had chills.

Before, like the define gravity thing, everybody was like gagged over.

I actually thought before, I was, I was kind of like, she dropped.

she was insane and i love what she gets up to julianne and julianne asks her questions and she's clearly it happens every time she's just so excited that like she accomplished this thing and she gives like a little inspiration i am proof that your dreams are never too late like she always says something like so sweet like she's like i can't believe i just did that i love her she's really good the fact that she's 54 like i'll never get over and i was almost annoyed that she did that stunt because i thought maybe the judges would say that like took away because yeah half the dance she was not dancing she was getting strapped into that thing and then was just like holding the broom and then Alan was doing like his little moment um because before that she was unbelievable it was amazing yeah no I don't think the judges were gonna be like that was too much I think that they were like in partnership with wicked like they needed these moments and they were not gonna be like you spent too much time doing that it's like wait we did it for your sponsorship promo yeah

so um yeah she was really really good but I do feel like she gets good scores and if she got a bad bad score, I don't know if she has as much fan support as like you and I feel towards her.

No, that's fair.

Next, Jen and Jan.

She got her best score yet, dancing to As Long As You're Mine.

But why were they still being, they're so unnecessarily hard on her.

Outside of her being postpartum, they're not taking

into account any of that.

I felt like every time.

She gets criticism, they're so unnecessarily hard on her.

Oh, by the way, you could tell Alex Earl fucking hates Carrie-Ann because Carrie-Ann was like giving her like a little a little criticism with like a jab.

And Alex was just like, like not even listening to her.

She hates her.

And I feel that.

I need them to, the way that they give like Andy a little bit of grace, special, yeah, where there's none of that for Jen, in addition to them just being really hard on her.

I thought last night's dance, like, I didn't see anything wrong with it.

She had a bad song.

She got a bad song.

She did a good job.

I didn't see any.

That's how I feel every single week.

And then her score.

Her choreography was very good.

Her score is like 32 out out of 40, whereas like someone else could have been like 35 or 36.

Like, it's not, it's not going to be number one.

Okay.

So just like, let her be whatever.

I have no idea like why.

She's being judged.

Like, she's the only one who's actually being judged like based on like.

So harshly.

Yeah.

Because to me, I thought her dance was like on par with Alex Earl's.

Yeah.

And Danielle.

She did it well.

Danielle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's pissing me off.

It's pissing me off, too.

And I really feel like I just want to give her a hug.

Waiting for it to change.

Yeah.

So Danielle had her breakthrough moment.

They say she danced to no good deed and

embraced her dark and moody side with a 36 out of 40.

Yeah,

I actually appreciated the criticism last week of like, she kind of feels like she does the same thing every week.

I don't even remember her dances like individually.

Like it's just like to mega.

And so them doing like a total opposite dark, I appreciate it.

And you know what?

They were right.

It did make her stand out.

She did a very good job.

I guess they're right that it was like, I don't know.

I was just watching it and I'm like, oh, I didn't think it was amazing.

And I loved her in a top, like a slick back budget.

Yeah, me too.

But I just like,

how did she get a 36 and Jen got a 32?

I don't know.

Like, that to me is just not.

They were the same to me.

Agreed.

They were just like strong, didn't blow me away, but like did what they were supposed to do.

Agreed.

Next, Jordan Childs nabbing her first 10.

You guys, Jordan Childs is not messing around.

What song did she do?

She did For Good.

It was actually really good.

Yes, that's a great song.

And he did a good job choreographing it and the separate everything and the way you like close out the night.

I feel like she's kind of like a dream

star to get if you're a pro, right?

She's not necessarily a dancer, but all the things that are involved, like the lifts.

And I think a lot of people struggle, especially in the beginning, with like...

the physicality of having to work out so hard.

They're so sore the first couple of weeks.

With Jordan, like, this is nothing, you know?

Yeah.

No, but like, she's just become a beautiful dancer and

she's she got tens just like Whitney did like she's really they're one and two at this point yeah so Jordan and Whitney Robert

yeah do you think they'll put two guys in and Dylan why not I don't know because they're literally the same yeah I feel like two guys and two girls like that would be ideal for them That means no Alex in the top four.

And right now, I just don't feel like Val is choreographing her for the top four.

Alex versus Dylan.

That's the fourth spot.

Right?

We're not forgetting anyone, are we?

Like Elaine, but no.

Yeah.

Because

as it gets closer, like your real fans, it starts to matter.

And I don't think Elaine has like a huge following.

Yeah.

And it's like all of them are operating at tens, like true tens.

Yeah.

Real tens.

Elaine being, I mean, Chessie being there every week is like so sweet.

Yeah.

No, I'm obsessed with them.

I'm obsessed.

It was a great casting.

And I do like how it's going to be like final four and then I, you know, and then just the winner because I want to see like my like Elaine and Andy like make it to the finale like be there for most of the show, but then we'll have one or two episodes where it's serious business.

Yeah, I agree.

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