Game Tunes In The Big City: Friday, February 14th, 2025

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Good morning, millennials. And welcome back to the toast.
Happy Friday. That so doesn't feel like a Friday.
You guys, it's the last day of the week. Obviously, we're rejoicing.
We're really grateful. However, so much is happening.
So much is happening. So much has happened.
It is a Friday. So much will happen.
And so many ways it does feel like a Friday because it's a celebration that we're together, that we're in this pargy professional studio. So let's talk about something.
We need to talk about the studio in the room. We need to talk about how mostly everybody listens to the show on their podcast platforms.
And normally we would never discourage anybody from supporting us and our work and putting money in our pockets. We love you so much.
Having said that, I implore you to head over to YouTube today. Jackie, this was all Jackie's idea.
I'm in Miami for a wedding. Obviously Jackie lives in Florida.
And she was like, what if we get a studio? And I was like, this bitch is like always doing so much. Like I'm pregnant.
just lay at home and podcast and she forced us to do it and she is a hundred percent right we found this pargy-licious studio Drew is here he's live switching if you're watching on the show him the live switch and then also go back to the regular one you guys see how we're like oh and we're moving you see there's like a very slow wave yeah we, we're just kind of leveling up. These other bitches could never.
No, they could never. It's such a treat for us to be in like such a professional studio and just sit down like a bunch of talent.
I commuted to work today. Me too.
Just like a very regular but extraordinary day for me. We're so American.
We're so regular but extraordinary. That's, jot it down for title.
Regular but American. Oh, no.
We're also regular but extraordinary Americans. Americans.
It's also just a Friday, which means we have such a good show. We have the Fast Five.
We have to catch up. We have Queenie and Weenie.
And, of course, who could forget? Southern Term Recap. I could forget because after all of the murmurs that I made about it this week, I did not watch because I went to sleep early last night which I never do because yesterday we had a huge day first of all we recorded at 7 a.m and I was up so late at like my big event that I literally got like five hours of sleep that night and my cough was keeping me up so I was so tired all day yesterday and I had such a huge day because it was Harry's birthday oh my god it was Harry's birthday so it was just a totally full day by the end of the day I went, got into bed at nine and like went to sleep and I was like, Southern Charm can wait and I know Claudia will barely remember and like no one's waiting for my free cap.
No, it's so funny. Ready? You think so little of me.
I appreciate that. I was getting ready last night.
So I'm here for a wedding. It was like the first night of the wedding.
The bride is Moroccan. So last night was like a henna party.
It was like very fun. I had like fun glam.
So I I'm sitting in glam and I needed to watch something so I just put on the tv in the hotel and I put on Bravo and Southern Charm was on now it wasn't the new episode it happened to have been old seasons with Ashley Jacobs oh wow and I ended up just watching it when Shep brought those two girls that the threesome that Austin had a threesome with to the party at Patricia's house that's what I was watching and I actually watched that season live when it was happening. But it was truly a time capsule.
Ashley Jacobs was one of the craziest times of my life. Yeah, that was a crazy time.
And not us getting the exclusive interview with Ashley Jacobs. And Thomas in the stands.
Correct. Thomas coming to our studio in Long Island City.
Well, now that you guys are on our YouTube channel, because you must be watching today's episode on YouTube, first of all, don't forget to subscribe. And second of all, feel free after this episode to go watch Ashley Jacobs sitting on Thomas Ravenel's lap.
Do you want to feel free? I don't think you should feel free. I don't know.
It's just like so such as you never encourage anyone to watch an old episode. I'm not even worried about her.
Like I'm worried about us. Of course.
No, how fat was I? I don't even want to know. Are we like simping? Like I just feel like it.
Well, the amount of hate when I think of like all the scandals that we've had, like internet cancellations, we don't even consider the Ashley Jacobs of it all. We got canceled.
Not canceled, but people thought like that there was a conspiracy amongst us, Thomas and Ashley. Because the only interview she did that entire season happened to be our random podcast.
And it was just because. No, she was starting out like in earnest doing interviews.
And so she came on the toast. And it was really early in the season.
I don't think a lot of people like wanted her on yet but we're like yeah sure yeah that's southern charm um it was a bonus that he came we didn't expect him to come and then things got bad for them and she stopped doing press but I think she had intended to do a lot of press it just like she her press tour got cut short yeah and she was an early cast member and in those early days like you go on I mean we've always been the biggest show always been. In our hearts and minds.
We have always been the biggest show on the internet. But I think then it was like, you know, she wasn't doing E! News yet, but the toast.
We were just like both the right size at the right time. So there's your Southern Term recap.
There's your Southern Term recap. I didn't watch, but I got like a full night's sleep.
I woke up on my own so early, way before my alarm to get ready for my big day in the city and I'm just such a city slicker today like commuting to work with my coffee Jackie keeps acting like she grew up in Boise she's in the studio she's like yeah big city slicker it's like you literally grew up in Manhattan no I know but you know I like to like make a big deal out of small things no that's so not you no and I just like to give every day like it's own exciting brand like today's my city slicker day. Okay, ready? Speaking of making small things.
No, what did you say? Big deal out of small things. I have news.
You're wearing a dress? I am wearing a dress because this dress is all that fits me right now. I'm with child so everybody can eat my ass.
But no. It's about my child.
Huge news. You guys, I already know that's why it's like not news to me but i'm gonna like still act like i don't i've been really yesterday after we recorded yesterday's episode the second we stopped dr fox detected me my glucose results now i could have shared on social media but i thought we're family here save it for the show and there's been a lot of speculation about whether or not turdy tested positive for gestational diabetes was she gd aladin or gd aladin and the answer is i am gd aladin i am not having to take the three-hour test yeah.
I passed my glucose test. I'm so skinny.

Woo, woo, woo, woo.

This is what Dr. Fox said when he texted me.

He said, glucose.

Who is she?

You passed.

You're slightly anemic.

So what I heard.

So he called you skinny.

You are so skinny.

Frail.

You are suffering malnourishment from how skinny you are.

You have no food in your body.

You're skin and bones.

And we are worried about you at this office.

That's what I heard Dr. Fox say.
That's what he said. Yeah.
He said slightly anemic. So it's giving slim.
Mm-hmm. It is.
It's giving clean bill of health, TGTGBH, God willing. And yeah, so I don't have to suffer that three-hour test.
I don't have to drink that thing ever again until the next time. Even though she liked it a little too much.
Yeah. But it just kind of, it wasn't the news I was expecting.
I just, I kind of, I kind of just felt like my fate was to have gestational diabetes. Do you know what I mean? I'm like almost a little disappointed.
I think it would just been like too. Too much content.
Yeah. No, I didn't see that for you.
And you have made a lot of it now that I think about it. Yeah.
Well, everybody really hypes up that glucose test. So I like made it my whole personality.
I mean, like a thousand TikToks about it. People being like, are you really making this your personality? Well, I was made to think it was a big deal.
It kind of isn't. Yeah.
And now I hear like it's optional. What? You know, like some people are like, I'm not doing that.
I'm not drinking that. Oh, you're, you're friends without electricity, like your granola friends.
No, by the way, I don't have a friend who's not taking the test. It's more so like things I've seen on the internet.
Of course. People being like, by the way, do you know you don't have to do that? No, I didn't know that.
Well, I did hear actually, we got some really interesting feedback from yesterday's episode about some of our crunchier girls who didn't want to do the drink. And there are other options.
That's what we said. You can, but no, not like, you know.
Gatorade? No, a Snickers.

Even though I feel like a Snickers is just as unhealthy as that drink.

Yeah, I wonder what Dr. Fox would say if you said, I don't want to do the test.

The thing about Dr. Fox is like.

He's very understanding.

He is, but I also don't question him.

Like, whatever he says. Yeah, no, but I just wonder, like, what he would say.

Would he say you have to do it?

What would he say?

I don't know.

What would the Fox say? What does the Fox say? I had just written a couple of things down I wanted to share okay also oh first of all happy valentine's day oh my god happy v-day to you as well and it begs the question will you be mine I am yours I will forever be yours and today especially I am yours I'm yours I love that yeah it's really beautiful that we're spending Valentine's Day together. My driver driving me down here, he was like, oh, are you having like a big Valentine's Day dinner with your family? And I was like, no, like, why would you say that? I'm like, oh, it's Valentine's Day.
That's why, that's why you would say that. I like, I knew consciously, like it was subconsciously it was Valentine's Day, but I didn't wake up and think it's Carnation Day until I got this really, really beautiful text from my husband who left the house at 6 a.m.
to go golf. Zach and I have like yet to acknowledge that it's Valentine's Day.
I feel like he forgot. And I feel like because I've like so lowered the bar over the years on like gifts, like those things don't matter to me as much anymore.
Like I feel like he thinks I don't need flowers. I don't know if he got me flowers.
He needed to have gotten me flowers. I don't want to rub it in but I got this text from my husband that kind of is going to put all these other bitches to shame.
Ready? Are you going to read it out loud? Happy Game Tunes Day, Angel. I love you.
Game Tunes Day is honestly a typo happy game toon's day angel I love you I said game toon's it was a valentine's day lol I really thought you were and I I hate to brag, you know, I hate to brag.

I thought you were about to read something sappy,

and I was like, wow, Jay Shetty got the best of you.

She's changed.

It's called setting up a joke.

Like, I wanted you to think that.

Oh, my God.

I was like, ever since she got some validation

about her Jay Shetty clip, about her relationship with Ben,

she's like bringing more of that energy to the show.

Happy Game Tunes Day to you.

Happy Game Toons Day.

Oh my God.

Dirty, that's beautiful.

I just wanted to.

What a beautiful, I want to love like all the other fans.

I'm crying.

Get you a man who wishes you a happy Game Toons Day.

By the way, remember when Jeff Bezos' text got leaked and all the toasters like recreated his text messages text your man happy game toons day and let us know what he says well at least you've gotten wished a happy game toons day right because my girls get nothing we haven't explained exchanged pleasantries yet but we were also like on different tracks this morning like we haven't like looked each other in the eye yet so let's see I think I'm gonna leave it to him to like wait to see when he's gonna acknowledge that it's valentine's day I love that and it doesn't like matter to me so much but now I'm curious like does he remember will I be getting flowers and I'll know if they were ones that were ordered like or like picked up from Publix he loves that yeah he loves and you know what like I've like clowned on him for like getting me flowers from the grocery store. But like they're nice.
They are nice by the way. But there's something about like you know ordering something a few days before.
A little preparation. I don't think I'm getting a gift because like usually we would discuss such a thing.
But a flower would be nice. Yeah.
I did get flowers. They're in my hotel room.
Not to be like. Cargy or what? Actually they were arriving I left.
So I didn't actually see them. Oh, okay.
Yeah. And then the other thing I wanted to say, just like a quick correction from yesterday's episode.
I went on this like whole long diatribe. Maybe you heard it.
Maybe you didn't. Because my audio fucking sucked yesterday.
I'm really sorry about that. About how I wanted to make a more conscious effort to expand our boomer demographic.
And I quickly realized that, thanks to some of the comments, I actually was wrong. I don't want boomers.
We want Gen X. Okay.
I got confused between my gen and my generations. I'm not even 100% sure what Gen X is, but Gen X are like the people that own homes.
Gen X is above Y. We are Y.
Right. And then above X is boom.
Boom. And the boom, like I actually don't think.
Gen W? They would understand us at all. think they would like that though 100 makes them feel young it would be like those crazy kids what are the stories like vibey today like kind of random just like little anecdotes i would say little anecdotes to wrap up the week today is more so about us being together though i would say like that's the theme of the day.
Love. That's kind of the big story.
Game tunes. City slickers.
Being in a part of your new environment. Extraordinary Americans.
Extraordinary Americans. And that's all really.
I love your Capris. Did you say Capri or Capri? I never like, I had an answer until you asked me that question.
You always do that to me. And I'm like, now I don't know.
I shouldn't have given you the options. What kind of pants are you wearing? Capris.
Yeah, I would say Capri too. These are Capris.
And aren't they nice? It's like a trouser Capri. It's really lovely.
Well, because I was coming to the big city. So I wanted to wear something nice.
All the way from Boise. While also we have a day with the kids.
So then I could take my sweater off. I'm wearing a t-shirt bodysuit.
Yes. I'm so excited after this.
Not that I'm rushing through the episode. I would absolutely never do that.
No, we came all this way to our pns parjini studio after the parjini studio i am spending the day with my family which i'm so excited about snitches in town too she's also at the wedding so live and jacks are just bringing the kids we're gonna have lunch we're gonna swim like i'm so excited yeah so i need my outfit to have like some versatility of course of course while also respecting like homage to being in the city right right right while paying respect to that yeah and giving credit where credit is due yeah oh also I drove on the highway yesterday it's beautiful I don't know if you heard everyone was kind of talking about it I actually I didn't hear I read about it in page six yeah everyone was talking about it and I just have to say like I don't know how people text and drive like I can barely breathe and drive I can barely scratch my leg and drive like when I got on the highway I was like whatever the music is I'm not going to be able to change it for 30 minutes right whatever the air conditioning level is at I'm not gonna be able to change it like how are people I saw someone texting and driving on the highway I'm like what are you doing that's so funny I feel that way about picking your nose and driving like and I always I couldn't have taken a hand off the wheel well of course then you're losing losing 50 of your mobility but also like nose picking when you're like an avid nose picker like requires deep thought and concentration and then also supplies because once you get the bugger like you need a tissue to like rub it into yeah and so whenever I see people picking their nose I'm like stay away from that driver because they are reckless or like eating oh I don't know how people do anything makeup and drive on the highway also my leg was gonna cramp I couldn't you can't move your foot an inch you couldn't reposition on the pedal like oh my god it's stressful out here i don't know how you guys do it yeah well us big city slickers does it get easier like yes which park gets more comfortable like just like the the concept of driving really fast with like a lot of other cars and never stopping like you just get used to it and then you can unclench a little bit. Like I'm sure you were so close to the wheel.
My hands were like stuck. But white knuckling.
My leg was seriously going to cramp. I wouldn't have moved it one inch.
So I think that like conceptually it gets like less of a big deal. And then you can just kind of relax.
Relax and be myself. Right.
Well I had to like give myself a lot of pep talks. Of course my number one thing is like Margot Washery drove on the highway after like three months of getting her license.
I can do this. Or what about that girl who took herself to Target, that five-year-old girl who stole her parents' car? Oh, I didn't even think of her.
Constantly must be thinking of her. My role model.
Mm-hmm. That was one.
And then I'm like, you know what, Jackie, like you are an intelligent, capable person. Yep.
You can do this. You built a successful business.
You birthed two children. What is the highway? I have sense.
You know, I've got my eyes open. You have sense.
I'm very comfortable in my vehicle I can do this and I did it oh did you see my henna tattoo do you see it no I don't see it okay yeah it didn't like stick so well I think I took it off too soon it looks like spray tan that like okay yeah so I messed it up but basically looks like beauty by beats you forgot to wash your hands a lot of people don't know this is actually my third henna festivity i've been to the bride for this wedding is moroccan and so like before the wedding there's a big celebration where like it's called a henna but a henna is also a type of tattoo i'm not 100 clear and then the bride like gives out little like like satin ribbons with like a glob of henna in it it's supposed to be good luck and she gave me a blessing so like i'm just i'm feeling like very spiritual and holy and i know you're like making fun of my tattoo but if you want me to like give you a little bit of that i'll take some but you know i was feeling spiritual and holy too because you went to a religious affair and you were also feeling connected to the lord yeah and just the universe and the way things work and so i'm glad that we're aligned on that that's what you can come to expect here from the show like spirituality guidance driving tips things of that nature yeah now I think without further ado we can get into the stories because you know our family's waiting for us our family we only have so much time booked at the PNS yeah but like I want to buy this place like and live here yeah this is so pargy it really is and you know what you know what whenever we talk about how we went remote, whenever we podcast in person, we like feel weird. Not today.
I don't feel weird. No.
It's the vibes in the studio. Yeah.
It's the lighting or something. I'm not sure.
Yeah. So.
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Thank you, Jackie, for letting me borrow your iPad. i want a free deterred oh well that's a huge movement online right now free deterred free turn yeah so we'll work on that our first story jason kelsey it's been a very kelsey week okay just accepted okay it was a super bowl jason kelsey and kylie kelsey podcasted together for her podcast not gonna lie it was a little valentine's day special a little

what a little game tunes day special between the two of them they broke down the key to keeping the spark alive while raising young kids okay what's the key so the pair discussed the dangers of falling into the whole mom and dad routine in friday's episode of not gonna lie jason acknowledged that every couple raising young children struggles with that dynamic from time to time. They are so real.
They are so real. When Kylie said, quote, always dating your spouse helps, he agreed saying it reminds you to spend time and take the time to do things with that person.
And that can get lost very easily, especially with kids. They said they're in that phase of their life.
Obviously, their main focus right now is the kids, but getting that rare moment to enjoy time together is even more special in this time. So go out on a date.
Honestly, like I know I'm going to roll my eyes, but like that's good advice. And like, I don't do it.
Yeah, no, I do kind of like hate though that they didn't coin this phrase. Like people say it all the time.
You should always be dating your husband. Never stop dating.
And it's like, well, I'm tired. No.
about that? No, and it's like, okay, logistically speaking, like when we finally get the kids down, like I'm bone tired and now I'm going to go out to dinner. I guess you could go out to dinner before they go down and like get a couple hours back.
I don't know. It's just exhausting.
No, and this is like a lot of internet talk. People are always like keeping the romance alive while you have young kids.
And a lot of this is like a little impractical for regular folk.

Just because by the end of the day, like my idea of a good time is relaxing.

Right.

We could relax together, sure.

But like we're not going to go dating.

And I think Dan and Shay said it best when they said, we should be alone together.

Like that's the vibe more.

I agree.

But this is good advice.

Zach and I are going to go on a date this week because this is like.

It's Game Tunes.

It's Game Tunes Day.

It's a great. together like that's the vibe more i agree but this is good advice zach and i are gonna go on a date this week because this is like it's game tunes it's game tunes day it's our anniversary and then it's always nice to like celebrate a kid's birthday because it is a milestone for the two of us so this week historically we've always done something it's your annual date he's our yeah and his birthday because he does like to go out yeah i mean but for him he would love to go to the movies like that's not dating we're not talking no but you talk that's not a date that's not a date but you go to the movies like on his birthday yeah that's not valentine's day no no no and that's not my idea of a great time so it has to be more 50 50 but on his birthday it's like what do you want of course we're headed to the movies using yes our annual date is coming up which is great to wear oh i don't know I've been shopping a lot but I feel like I've really been hungry like I want a meal and because I've been sick with long COVID it's like if I don't going by the way it's getting better I took so many vitamins last night I don't know if you saw like our listeners kind of are doubting that you have long COVID they say you're faking it and that you just had the flu and you need to like sit down Um first of all and who are they to like deny your diagnosis yeah like the erasure of long COVID it's disgusting it makes me like it's going on nine days now okay like you try it you try having long COVID for a day you try it let alone nine okay so like this is my truth this is my struggle and you're not gonna silence me and like them doubting long them doubting long COVID.
Like how disgusting and despicable. Who would do such a thing? Who would do such a thing? And I'm so glad you have a community of other really mentally well long COVID sufferers.
Yeah. And if you've ever ended up on like the side of TikTok or any social media platform of like long COVID sufferers.
That's where you want to be. Who have like had long COVID for like three years.
And at some point it does transition. It's like a mental illness.
Like it's just like, and they are like afraid they like live in tents in their garage and they like don't go to Thanksgiving. It is actually one of the craziest places to be on the internet.
And like you, you actually feel bad even like laughing. Cause it's really not funny.
Like these people are actually sick in the head. Yeah.
In the head. In the head.
Yeah. Like they set set up they set up tents in their garage just so they like don't see their kids and husband sounds like a fun date night well i'm candle a dinner in the tent in the garage i'm pushing past my long covid by going let it stop you yeah we're gonna go out to dinner because what i was saying it's like because i've had long covid i haven't been cooking as much because i find i don't have the stamina and it's like if I don't cook a pargy meal like there is not a pargy meal to eat speaking of cooking at the hotel this morning I had room service for breakfast I need room service yeah and it was really good and I tried to cover all my food groups like something fat something filling something healthy and so I ordered it said on the menu like homemade chocolate chip muffin wasn't as good as yours and I don't know maybe it's because yeah I just baked a muffin for like the first time it really was kind of gross I mean it's like what I've been trying to tell you is like there's nothing better than home cooking homemade wares but this week I have been craving like restaurant I want it all done for me honestly I blame Miss Patricia because ever since her Napoleon party last week like I just wanted a big fat meal and I've not been able to get one well we can have one after this i'm always game for a big fat i made one last night for dinner we had like meatballs of course pasta um fresh basil from olivia's garden so it was a pargy meal i had a pargy meal but i'm not i don't feel done because i was at this event this henna and there was like a lot of like meats being passed around i did i'm like extremely cultured people don't realize that i feel like that's something that's kind of slipping through the cracks here is like you're i know a lot i've actually been to morocca where i attended a different henna event okay you're kind of trans moroccan um definitely i'm definitely like feeling my latin side being in miami and it's been amazing to like see my community as a moroccan in miami but as Moroccan Latina toaster um yeah I just I feel like it's not driving home enough for for some of you like I am cultured like I know things about other cultures multiple hennas three on multiple continents and actually one of the hennas I went to was at like a Yemenite hennas like people really think they know me and then they're like they're shocked I'm literally an onion it's true and what i was gonna say was i ate so much at the henna there was like meats everywhere i had three tums in my purse and you love like henna meat i love meats yeah like meat cigars which is one of the craziest things about you and like i had a do you know what an array array is i always say it wrong yeah it's like a pocket full of meat it's so good.
Which is just like spiced meat you like. And now that I'm slightly anemic, I need to be eating a lot of meat.
Load up. Loaded up.
Yeah. So all's to say, great reminder from Jason and Kylie.
Travis. It's hard not to say Jason and Kelsey.
It's also hard to say Jason and Travis. I was going Jason and Kelsey.
Kylie. Date your spouse.
And that's the funny thing about names. It's like Kylie and Kelsey has the same name as Kylie Jenner, but they carry them and wear them so differently.
I don't even think of them as having the same name. Yeah.
But they're spelled exactly the same. Yeah.
That's like other Jackies, other Claudias. I don't know any other Claudias.
And I don't care to. I love being the only Claudia.
And like if you know me socially and your name is Claudia, and like you think we're like kind of close. Like, so like we're not, you'll never get into the inner circle, but that change your name.
You know what I mean? My friend, change your name. Are you ready for our next story? Miles Teller went on watch what happens live last night.
Of course, the one night I don't fucking watch. Wait, Miles Teller went on watch what happens live.
I don't know why I find that so crazy. He's promoting his new movie with Anya Taylor joy.
I don't know who he was on with because i didn't watch and i always watch after southern charm the first chair he looks to have had the first no it looks like he had the second chair so it was a woman okay i'm gonna go on the bravo yeah i'm sorry i missed this too because i was sorry because i was in the car i was at a very cultural event i was at a henna so i missed it and i was going to sleep I work really hard. Right.
And then in the car this morning, I can't be on my devices because I'm old. Okay.
Oh, Anya. Anya.
Wait, Anya. Beth Harmon was on Much Amzib.
This is like a huge get for Andy. Yeah.
I feel like these are two of the biggest stars to ever be on his show. Yeah.
Well, no, he gets a lot of big stars, but I just, I do feel like recently, and also the newsmaking episodes are more so the bravo episodes and so even if he has diane sawyer on like we don't hear about it because it wasn't after southern charm no but there was like a period where all the big the big stars were going on like mariah carey did a solo episode i think oprah's been on gaga's been on but they've been like very bravo centric recently so this is a huge get yeah so Miles Teller hilariously called out Andy Cohen for looking at his crotch on watch what happens live on Thursday as he recalled learning Michael Jackson's iconic dance moves after a fan called into the late night show asking about the upcoming Michael biopic in which Teller plays entertainment lawyer John Branca okay I thought you were saying Miles Teller's playing Michael Jackson I actually just like i didn't even think about i assume that he was and now i want to say and i want to say something i what period of michael's life are they casting because if they're doing a long stretch of time they're going to need two actors no or they will like transform the original actor i think it's one actor it's definitely like a murky line of like woke ism plus you add in all the allegations i would maybe skip the biopic entirely no for sure i think it's going to be a tough one to get right who does miles play his entertainment lawyer john bronca but he shared that he's always been a massive fan of michael he said i think i learned to do the moonwalk when i was like 11 and i would grab my crotch as a little kid. Oh, he said.
Oh, he said I got into so much trouble in school while Cohen was not on camera at the time. Miles was quick to expose that the host was checking him out.
And when he said that. The thing is, is of course, like you shouldn't objectify another human being.
But like I can understand Andy in this moment, like the hottest man on the planet on your show talking about Like, you have to just at least. And it's Andy.
It's a natural instinct just to, like, look down really briefly. Yeah, so Miles said, I saw you look down there, Andy, you little pervert.
Ooh. It's a weird story.
It is a weird story. I need to watch a clip.
For me, like, it does, like, highlight something that always happens on Bravo, which is like Andy really objectifying all of the guys,

ignoring all of the girls, of course.

We didn't even know why Taylor was talking to me.

And Miles clocked him.

Yeah.

The thing about Miles is he's kind of his own man,

and he's going to speak up for himself.

Yeah.

And based on the transcription in this Page Six article, I can't tell if the vibes were extremely weird.

Yeah.

Andy admitted that he did. Yeah.
And I feel like it funny, but it depends how the rest of the episode went, which I hope to watch one day. Reading it without emotion.
Yeah. For the most part, everybody really gets into the vibes of Watched Happens Live.
They don't take it too seriously. The only time I can really think of things going really poorly was very sadly, what should have been a hilarious episode, Titus Andromedon, Titus Burgess on Watched yeah well that's there lies the issue Titus Titus Titus from Kimmy Schmidt his name is Titus in real life he was on um Watch What Happens Live and you could tell he like kind of had like a chip on his shoulder I don't know what it was regarding and then Andy asked a question that was like a little if you know everything about Titus and you're his super fan, like you should have known like a piece of that information being like, it's already on Broadway or whatever.
And he like was so offended. It was like, you did no research and the whole vibe was so weird.
That's like probably the weirdest episode of watch weapons live in my memory. Interesting.
But if you're going on, like, you know what it is. I'm sure Kelly was like miles Miles, like, this is fun.
Yeah, just like, have fun. Flirty, have a drink.

Lighten up.

Yeah, it's important to have a wife whose finger's on the pulse of culture, who can explain things to you.

When you're Miles Taylor, and like, the only social media you have is a Twitter account.

Yeah, and that this show is so different from other shows that he's going on, like, GMA.

Right.

You know.

Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. We're here to have fun.

Camel, yeah.

Yeah, with Kimahowl.

Jimmy Kimahowl.

Camel.

Jimmy Kimahowl.

Colin.

Colin. Are you ready for our next story? What number? Number three.
Oh, yeah. Selena and Benny are making news today.
The singer has debuted a new song titled Scared of Loving You off her upcoming collaborative album with her fiance, Benny Blanco. So, like, we've been talking about these two as a couple for a while, and I actually didn't even think of the remote possibility that he would help her with her music.
And the way I actually like them as a couple, I have no problem with them. But now I think they're an even better couple because the one thing missing from Selena's like recent career moves is like good music.
Yeah, but it's like she hasn't wanted to make music. But the music she has made.
The last couple. Oh, be serious.
Okay, the last couple have been bad. But like Revival.
Did you see Jessica Simpson's releasing new music? I saw and she's putting her whole just-sissy into it. She's putting her sim-pussy into it.
Listen, she is so talented. She is.
Everyone sleeps on her all of the time. Super Bowl splicks next year.
Jessica Simpson. You know who I was actually thinking should do the next Super Bowl? And it's like's the it's the move like so cross genre like for everyone oh post malone yes not only like he's a hip-hop country pop he also has like so many collaborators he has real hits real hits everybody everyone would be happy with that choice that's so funny you didn't answer my text yesterday but on my flight here i decided to just like watch a ton of super bowl performances it was like it came up on my youtube okay what was your text i sent you a link okay to the first one bruno mars ever did uh yes unbelievable i've watched it recently oh my god and when i think of bruno mars i always think of the one of beyonce and coldplay even though that was not his that was cold plays and coldplay decided to bring out no beyonce and bruno the 2016 super bowl halftime show where bruno brings out oh sorry brought out at the very end Red Hot Chili Peppers which like was probably my least favorite part fatal flaw yeah but it was it was unbelievable not only does he sing like nobody's ever the way he's moving he dances like nobody's ever danced he plays the drums he does it all it is so great it's so much energy and then I watched I watched Katy Perry.
I watched the Coldplay Beyonce, Bruno Mars one. They were just like on this playlist and I was really enjoying it on the plane.
But we don't talk enough about 2016. No, it's true.
I'm so sorry. Like, please don't fire me.
Literally, you're fired. It's true.
And I feel like we could also come to an agreement that Bruno Mars could do it every year and everyone would be happy every year and what's wrong with that yeah because even since that time there are so many hits of his that are now like concrete hits because I think that was before 24 karat magic and then I think yeah they brought out when when Coldplay brought out Bruno Mars he brought up Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson's like 24 karat magic that was during the time but he hasn't done it since then apatah such a super bowl song big wet and juicy that's such a super bowl song the kids would love it die with a smile yes so many collaborators so many i mean of course but also every year after the super bowl then this rumor starts that like miley's being tapped for next year it was literally it was such a big rumor last year i thought it was real she would be amazing yep and I fully endorse that and I just don't think it's remotely true whatsoever and like somehow it becomes a rumor every year and it's like not fair to all of us and to her agreed what was the story here I'm sorry like I totally Selena and Benny oh right so I want to say that a part of whenever we're analyzing their relationship which is a lot we don't talk enough about like the potential for her music comeback and i don't think that's of great interest to her like she crushes it in other yeah you know the acting rare beauty but her music has suffered like majorly in the last couple of years yeah and he is like the hit maker of hollywood so it's kind of like a pardy duo i don't think that's why she's dating him but i guess i hope that she's i think what she's doing is really working for her between acting and rare beauty and like she was never my pop star yeah so like i and i feel like based on the documentary like every time she's gone into music like it's been really bad for her it probably would be better with her man by her side but it could also ruin the good thing in her life i would stay away but she released a single well i bet it's much better than the stuff she's been putting out so So for that, that's a bonus. That's a plus.
Yeah, and it's a collaborative album with him, so it's going to be a lot. Does he sing? Well, produce.
Yeah. In the lyrics, she says, I'm not scared of loving you.
I'm just scared of losing you. So profound.
Because how could they love you as much as I do? Oh, happy Games Day to you. When I was young, I would love to fast.
Who didn't? Hope I don't repeat my past. I love a good rhyme.
Yeah. You know, I feel like that lyric was inspired by RhymeZone.com.
Yeah, like RhymeZone.com slash fast. Correct.
Last. Past.
Past. So stream new Sleaner and Benny.
If you want to. We'll see how it is.
Yeah. This is like a new era.
No, I agree with you that like her current career. It's funny how so many of the pop girls, because I also watched Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance, which is.
Perfection. It's perfection.
Like when she gets up on the piano and does million reasons and everybody has like candles in the air, it's seriously like good luck not crying. But it's so interesting how like so many of the big pop girlies like left that pop scene to do acting.
Like if I could do either, like I would so want to be a pop star. Yeah.
Gaga, Ariana now, Selena. Like acting sounds Miz, honestly.
Like it's so awkward having to like kiss other people and pretend to be like, like my name's Mabel. No, it's not.
It's fucking Selena Gomez. Like, it just doesn't sound fun.
Whereas being a pop star is a dream. Yeah.
Like, if I could be anything in the world, I would want to be a pop star. Yeah, that's when they, like, Lady Gaga's always been one of my favorites.
And as an actress, like, she just leaves me behind. She doesn't lose me, but I'm just, like, I'm gone.
Yeah, Yeah, you're not like standing the acting. Yeah, same even with Kim.

Yes, exactly.

Why people like want to become actors who are really successful in other things,

especially like women in Hollywood, I don't get it.

It must be, well, it's different for different people.

But I think it's also something about like living in LA.

Actors must just get like, they must just seem like a different tier.

And you just like want to be a part of that.

And you're just drinking the Kool-Aid living there.

Silver screen. I do think for Selena, like coming from disney and everything i think acting was always her favorite thing so that for lady gaga like don't try and understand what she's not doing it to be part of the a-list like no she's doing it for the art for the art yeah that's so gaga yeah our fourth story are you ready for our fourth story i'm not you don't look ready.
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Yeah. And then Paul Feig and Jenny Slate.
So it was kind of like, it's easy to be, speak out on someone's behalf when everyone's doing it. Yeah.
And so I don't think they foresaw it turning so quickly back to team Justin and an anti-Blake Colleen rhetoric. So I think she thought like it was kind of going to be the end of it, but it starts.
Yeah. But even if she had like taken Justin's side over the summer when things were going well for Justin then like people who were team Blake might have excavated this story about her son like I just I feel like no matter what like she's caught in the middle of this like really big bad thing that happened that has like seriously like disturbed the entire industry yeah and no matter what she did like she's at the center of it because it's her movie and like everyone's looking to to her to be like, well, what happened on set? And like, who do you think is right or wrong? She's just a regular lay person.
She doesn't fucking know. Yeah.
She doesn't know. She's not in those backroom meetings.
Like she doesn't have real power. No, she's very much like a front facing part of this.
Like people, they use her for media and press and it's like exciting. She's like a woman's story.
But she doesn't have real input. Nor does she have like the experience or the prowess yeah to like see what's going on so I just feel like bad for her because she's in the center no matter how you slice it and to get your book made she really is like before all this it was I remember they did like a New York Times profile on her and it was like that particular she sold two million books like she's such an amazing success and she's um kind of revitalized stereotypically like you know people never gave romance novels much they were never like you know in the front of the bookstore it was never like sexy it was just like kind of like these things women read in their spare time so she revitalized like an entire different genre she really is like a trailblazer and now she's just kind of been like like it's like a pawn you know yeah and she has so many exciting projects coming up almost all of her books get optioned and she's really like a she's a major success and she is like an inspiration but now we just think of her as like Blake Baldoni but I do think there's a lesson here for her I feel like she really was involved in this and like posting on Instagram about getting this off the ground I do feel like she needs to establish a production company and take herself out of it a little bit and not be like, so arm in arm with the cast because there's all this stuff that can go down and like, she needs a little distance.
And I think that that's just like a good thing to do anyway. Yeah.
Cause she was very much like in the weeds. Yeah.
Which was great for PR and great for like, because the book was really created on social media, like the hype. So you can't leave people in the dust.
You have to bring them on that journey with you. But that's really not stereotypically in the past, how books get made.
Like you buy a book and the author has no part of any of it. And that's, you know, hard for them, but that's what you get when you sell your book.
It's hard for them, but I think the distance would protect them a little bit. Yes.
And I think she needs that. all her books being turned into movies it's a good lesson to learn yeah it's just crazy that this is the first one and like it went so south it's so this whole story is so crazy like this little book that like all the like the women for the girlies has turned into one of the biggest scandals in Hollywood in years and not the biggest of this type and the fact that it's the type of scandal that's the things we're talking about are like sexual harassment women in the workplace and like the book is literally about these things it's seriously like it's it's like it's stranger than fiction it's like self-fulfilling stranger than fiction correct our fifth and final story a little sports news aaron rogers has been cut from the jets i'm very like i'm not happy about this i just this has been aaron rogers recently like big time loser i spent a lot of my time watching his documentary and so when i saw that like you know they're telling this comeback story about how he's gonna like be with the jets and win the super bowl and by the time i watch the documentary like they're already at they're not even in the playoffs right so i was like oh damn it's not their season but know, I'm still rooting for that moment.
And now he's been cut from the Jets. He will not return as quarterback.
And I have to assume he's going to retire, right? You think? It's such a bad way to go out. I don't think he's going to retire.
He spent, he worked so hard healing himself. I think he wants another season.
Where does he go? You know where he should go? The 49ers? Yeah. Yeah.
They kind of need,

even though he didn't do a good job,

but I don't know if it's more so that like Aaron Rodgers isn't good anymore

or it's just the curse of the Jets.

Like the Jets,

they could have Tom Brady and like everyone

and they just still wouldn't be able to do well.

It's something in the air in that arena.

I think he has got his work cut out for him,

but I think it's also the Jets.

Like I think he's still a great quarterback.

He works so hard.

He trained so hard. He literally like broke records in how quickly he healed his heel um and I I he's such like a mentally crazy person like he's not going out like this he wanted to play that same season that he got injured yeah no I mean you have to really orchestrate when you're like a great quarterback or any player but specifically quarterback you have to orchestrate like a really um a pargy way of going out even like jason kelsey that's the most recent retirement while he didn't win it was still an honorable way to go right the kelsey bull he went out on top you know tom brady did go out well the first time and then he just kind of embarrassed himself but you want to know but he won another super bowl with the bucks yeah but he lost his family in return right but were they ever his they weren't his to lose if you love something set it free if they don't come back they were never yours in an ideal situation like you win the super bowl and then you retire but like you have to do it in a in a way that's you know not embarrassing and like this is embarrassing to like i'm gonna come and revitalize this loser team he's not going out this way you injured and then you got cut.
So that's what I'm saying. He kind of can't.
He can't. He can't.
I think he should go. Well, he'll go to another team.
I like the 49ers. I know.
Even though like Brock's really working, working things out. He's not like amazing, but he's good.
I do think. He just got married.
You can cut him. In watching his documentary, no, not cut

because it would be

like a short term thing.

He'd be back up.

He'd be like a.

In watching his documentary,

like the 49ers

were like where

he was supposed to go.

That's like.

Really?

Yeah.

Like when he was drafted.

Oh my God,

by the way,

I just want to say,

I didn't know that.

I just like was using

my knowledge of football

to make an educated guess.

The way I remember it,

he's from the Bay Area.

When he was drafted,

they like needed a quarterback

and like he was hoping that that's where he was going. He had a really bad draft experience.
It was a draft day situation where like nobody really wanted him. He wound up being drafted to the Packers, but they already had Brett Favre who like refused to retire.
Right. So he had to like ride the bench for a number of years until it was his time.
And the 49ers have always been like the one that got away. Well, I think it's actually late.
And like maybe Brock could train under him i think brock needs a little bit of that aaron rogers toughness who's aaron dating right now because like all the wives no one that we know the best part of the 49ers is like olivia culpo kristen use check claire kiddo like the girlies so i just want to know who aaron would be bringing to the to the crew so no one at the moment but i do think like the 49ers are where you go to find love. Oh, to settle down.
I just feel like the 49ers have good romantic energy. They seem, a lot of them seem like very happily settled down.
And like stable partners. I love that.
And because you could be with a girl from LA. Right, Olivia Culpo.
It opens up the pool. Olivia Culpo.
You're not saying like we have to move to Boise. Yeah.
You would love that though. I would, but they don't have a football team.
Yeah, but then you have to travel to the big city and become a big city slicker for the game. Oh my God.
And I could just get so excited for every game. Well, that's actually a great transition because we have Queenie and Weenie and there are a little bit of like, I have some sports selects.
Okay. So Queenie and Weenie of the Week is a segment we do every Friday.
Just sort of wrap up the week, take a look at the week at a glance and give out two awards to Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week. Somebody who acted like a Queenie this week and somebody who acted like a Weenie this week.
It's a seven-day title. It's not that serious.
You could be Queenie one week, Weenie the next. It hasn't happened, but it could.
Keep dreaming. Yeah, just like, don't take it so serious.
Yeah. So you want to do Queenie or Weenie first? We will do Queenie first.
Okay. Oh, I was like, what was my queenie? My queenie is a Friday edition.
This part of your new studio. Yeah, no, that's definitely up there for me.
This studio and this experience is totally my queenie. They had a great way to end the week.
It's giving such like Monday energy on a Friday. Like we're bringing out the big guns and it's just been like so gargy to look at and have a fresh new environment.
It's brought out some freshness in us. So the studio is my Queenie.

My Queenie is Saquon Barkley.

Similar but different.

I just feel like I wasn't really familiar with Saquon,

and this week was a big week for Saquon.

Obviously winning the Super Bowl, but more so the media appearances.

He's getting praised online for defending Taylor Swift.

And everything I see about this man, and he's like a cute fiance,

and they have a baby.

Like, everything I see, I like.

And I also just learn about his, like, story from the Giants. Like, i'm like yeah and i just want to like keep the philadelphia eagles fans who listen to this show i want to keep them happy because um they're a scary bunch they're a scary bunch and they'll come to your town you know like i i'm good my weenie of the week is unfortunately the kansas city chiefs They played in such played in such a weenie like manner so weenie um they barely gave us a super bowl like we might as well have we didn't even have a game um even though like towards the end patrick kind of like threw the greatest touchdown of all time but it's like irrelevant which is so crazy yeah like the longest pass the longest yard longest yard um very much weenie behavior.
Like we were all rooting for you. We all like got dressed and cook in our faces.
People traveled and they got hotels and like, and sitters. Everyone was just like showing up for a game and like you guys, you didn't even show up.
Right. Very much weenie like behavior.
They are an instance of, I'm sure in the future, there'll be the queenies. Yeah.
Um, but like the week isn't over and like, you're still nursing that out. My weenie of the week.
And I'm sorry to do this cause she has been through a lot, but like weenie behavior needs to be called out. It's Mandy Moore.
Like the more I think about that story we talked about yesterday where she was like blowing up Amazon for delivering that package to her parents in laws, like burnt down house. They, um, and something we didn't even talk about when we when we were we're discussing it is it can't be overstated that her parents ordered that shit to that specific location so we're mad at amazon for doing their jobs like maybe maybe the driver was like oh the person whose house burned down like doesn't have anywhere else to live so they need like a delivery of course like i don't know the more i thought about it i feel like you have to be really careful when you're a celebrity going online to like complain about social media not only did she misread the room here like she's also wrong in the situation I'm sorry she is I feel like the discourse that I've seen about it people are like thinking that it's they're not disagreeing with Mandy about like the craziness I America sweetheart that's the thing and like she's an she's, and up until recently, she's kind of been one of the most vocal celebrities and one of the celebrities who lost the most.
So people are just championing her right now and I'm down. And then the more I think about the situation critically, I'm like, wait, I love you.
And I'm sorry, everything that's happened to you, but you are wrong. No, you are wrong.
When I think about that picture, I'm like, damn Amazon, like you can get it anywhere, anytime. Like, and what, imagine if they didn't deliver and it was the person's only receiving address to get stuff and they're like we're being discriminated against because our house is burned right but we still have land right I just I think it's preposterous I understand seeing that picture like seeing that image like driving up and there's a box in front of the rebel and it would be more like a ha-ha moment not even hot it's kind of like a cultural statement I could see that winning like photo of the year like rather than like a shame on you for doing the job that i asked you to do yeah so it's poetic but it's not unjust i agree she's gotten like a little carried away with the praise with yeah right yeah okay i'm so glad because i actually kept thinking about it i saw people's takes and i'm like wait i disagree with all of you like every time i see the picture more and more I'm just like so impressed of that box standing there.
Like a phoenix from the ashes. It's beautiful.
It's beautiful. This has been a beautiful episode.
I think we absolutely crushed. Drew, you agree? Yeah, he agrees.
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