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Oh my God, oh my God.

The grapes, the grapes, the grapes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

The grapes.

Is that the viral video where she stops on gaps?

Oh, gaping hips.

Gapes.

Where she's gaping gaps.

She stops on gaping holes.

And then it was made into a movie called Holes.

Yeah, starring Shia La Boef.

Shyla Boef.

La Boof.

Shyla Boef.

Shia.

Shyla Boof.

Shyla, Shia, Shia, Shyla Buff.

Shila Buff.

Give me a shine.

Give me a shine.

Shine a shine me off a pizza that boof.

Give me a shine.

Give me a shine.

Hi, everyone.

You look at me when you.

Give me a shine.

Because I felt you looking at me.

We're all looking at you because you're on your phone.

I look at you all the time.

I'm looking for this.

This picture of me and Loki, my dear friend.

Oh, you're from Disneyland.

Yes, I met

my dear friend.

I met Loki.

How's Loki these days?

Because, you know, his season ended on a bit of a cliffhanger.

Did you guys have a chance to catch up?

We didn't watch Loki this show.

But you knew who he was.

We are speaking of my podcast, Newcomers, in case you're unfamiliar.

I knew who he was because I've seen him in many films, such as Thor.

I've seen him on the Great White Wave.

He screamed his name, Loki!

Please take a picture with me.

I'm a loser.

Now,

was he in the character?

Did he say Loki stuff to you?

He did.

And I was taking this photo.

What Loki stuff did he say?

He was like, hi.

I am Loki.

He's like, I'm Loki hungry right now.

I

took it.

Well, I I took a picture of the meeting.

I don't even know what he said initially.

He kind of was just speaking in the general lingo.

And then I was Marvel Superhero.

And I was so excited.

And then I thought,

actually, I'm standing here with two children who probably should be taking a photo with him.

Make sure you stay for the credits.

So I said to my nephews, hey, guys, do you want to take a picture with Loki?

And then one of them said no, and one of them said yes.

And he's like, one for two.

Something sort of

that.

I like that.

And then I forced them both to be in it.

Got him for two.

Yeah.

And then they they both were in it um

wow yeah great story great

loki i liked it but i got to meet loki and i saw doctor strange they got to meet yeah you just saw doctor strange you didn't get to meet i didn't speak to him we watched it in my backyard and didn't invite you to be honest that's fine i guess well to be quite clear you wouldn't have come

you wouldn't have come i don't want to watch that You don't want to watch it?

Not at this time.

I feel like I need to get through my Marvel work for my podcast, and then maybe I'll watch something for fun later.

But I'm not adding him in now.

It's unfortunate when you're doing a movie podcast when it feels like work.

Yeah, it's true.

Because

you should be watching them for fun.

For sure.

And I think that's true, Pain.

I'm excited to be done with this season only because it means I don't have to watch anything for quote-unquote work anymore.

Oh, really?

Okay.

I like watching things for fun.

Yes.

Well,

I've taken to now, because I've been watching so many shitty movies, although some good ones,

I now am forcing myself to watch like legitimately good, good films instead of just like when I have a break, oh, let me watch something for fun

that could be bad or whatever.

I'm like, no, I should be watching something good because

time is running out.

The dog's purpose.

You have to feel like that.

Yeah.

You want to fill your brain with the goods.

Well, like something, something like FFB with the G.

Well, because like I have to do.

Something that I'm not maybe feeling of like, oh, God, this is going to feel like work, like a French.

You know what I mean?

Like, I'll force myself to do it because.

Is there anything that feels more like a day at a factory than a French film?

My God.

We're so elite.

We are the elite.

We're not really elitable.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Lauren, I'm looking at your water bottle.

Yeah.

And there's two fruits.

It looks like cherries, but they're not the color of cherries.

Maybe they're apples.

Two fruits.

And

it's a a parody of two scoops.

What's that?

Ask Tim Kupek.

Ask Tim Kopeck.

I have to do homework to figure out what's going on.

This is like a riddle.

Yeah.

What are you, gollum?

I know all about that.

I know you do.

So it's two, perhaps, apples, an orange one and a green one.

I wouldn't say so.

Okay, cherries.

What would you say?

They're cherries.

Okay, there are cherries, but I've never seen cherries that color.

Unripened.

Unripened?

Okay.

And one says look, and one says me.

Yeah.

Now, what that means.

So I got this sticker at a store in Tokyo called B-side label, where they sell amazing stickers.

These are all

people from there.

And I love them so much.

It's the most fun store ever.

And these are all stickers that you put onto a water bottle.

Yeah.

So is the, let me ask, there's one.

This is Mike's water bottle, to be clear.

These are his choices.

What if he's looking for that in the hat in California state law?

50-50.

If you guys got divorced.

I have a right to use it.

That's right.

If you guys got divorced, and I hope you don't.

I hope we don't too.

But to be honest, it's about 50-50, whether you will or not.

But if you were to get divorced,

it could happen to you.

It could happen to you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'd be shocked.

Would you take that?

Would you say, like, look, I got these stickers.

I want the bottle.

This bottle, I would let him keep.

Really?

Even with the stickers that you like?

I'm going to take a bottle.

I want to take care of him.

You know, even though we're getting divorced, I think he should have a nice ice water bottle.

Ice water bottle.

bottle.

Um,

practices the rice method, rice ice sisa, rice ice sisa.

Oh, the cat says goofing around.

These are great stickers.

Do you know of this um Instagram account called Good Shirts?

No,

it is literally just photos of funny t-shirts.

Really?

And

I gotta say, they are good.

We had to, for the Between Two Friends movie, Ryan's sort of costume choice was that he would always be wearing t-shirts.

Yeah.

But, you know.

What are they called?

T-shirts?

What's this?

Good t-shirts.

Good shirts.

Good shirts is the name of the account.

But we couldn't do like real t-shirts because they're all copyrighted.

So we

made them ourselves.

This is fun.

But the real trick was

not making them too funny.

We were like...

It has to be just

so you can still watch the scene and not be real.

Yeah, not be like why is his shirt or laughing at what his shirt says so it was like we

it is interesting like how just odd the shirts are in that

yeah, I feel like they're like I have to go back and watch it as the shirt cut.

Yeah

I can't even remember any examples, but it was just

I can't remember them either.

But they were just like not funny, but not I remember one there was a big picture of a peanut and then underneath it said peanut store.

And I remember another one there was a big picture of it but that's the kind of thing that it would would be.

That's actually a good shirt.

Yeah.

I would buy.

Hey, let's make 3dom peanut store shirts.

Peanut store.

Peanut store.

That's such a good inside joke from 3dom.

Only 3dom had classic.

I feel like you're against us.

What?

Why do you not like us in bar?

That's so boring.

No, just right now at this point.

Okay, good.

What happened?

What happened?

I got pissed.

Because I finally realized.

What?

This peanut store isn't big enough for the three of us.

There's only room for one Well, let's get rid of one peanut.

So, on the front, picture of a peanut underneath peanut store.

On the back,

this peanut store isn't big enough for the three of us.

This peanut store isn't big enough for the three of the three.

It should be a picture of a peanut, and then it should say peanuts store.

No,

no, that's too funny.

N-U-S.

Too funny.

Come on.

Yeah, that's what the problem is.

P-E-A-N-U-S.

Peanuts.

This shit is peanuts.

P-E-A-N-U-S.

Oh, guys.

Welcome to Freedom.

I'm not going to eat.

No, we never said that.

I'm boring.

We didn't say it last episode either.

No, we did, Scott did.

Did you?

We said we wanted to freedom.

We didn't say who we were.

I have my feet up.

He doesn't.

I'm trying to.

I really remember it.

Because I'm trying to air.

I really remember it.

You're trying to help your little leg out.

I'm trying to elevate.

Oh, you're up to air.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm eating rest.

So you've done rest?

I've done rest.

You haven't?

You skipped ice?

Today I skipped ice, but I'll go home and ice.

Let's see.

Constriction.

You skipped that, and you just went to Elevate.

So you've got right to Elevate.

You don't have to do them in order.

R-E.

Oh, it's probably that.

Oh, I thought you had to do them in order.

So, what's everyone's deal?

I probably don't know.

I am constricting it, though.

We got our legs up on the table.

Yeah, this is relaxed.

Hey, this is a relaxing episode of Threedom.

I love it.

Only listen to this.

Don't listen to it on Thursday.

Listen to it when you get off work.

What I like about our show is it's relaxed.

It's conversational.

We're just shooting the breeze, and we're three people who know each other.

Meanwhile, Kevin like a sneak is trying to take pictures of our family.

I thought you were.

There's a shadow of a microphone stand over Kevin's face through the window, and it looked like he had a top knot.

And I was like, when did he put his hair up?

And then I was like, when did he get long hair?

When did he grow enough hair for this top knot?

Oh my God.

I was so surprised.

It was so honest.

Did you think it was sexy, though?

Dude, I do think it was sexy.

I don't think that they think whether things are sexier now with people I'm working with.

So anyone you're not working with, you're constantly judging if they're sexy?

I do allow that to enter the conversation, yeah.

Here's a question: speaking of something that I just reminded myself of,

uh, Rod Stewart famously has had the same haircut for all of his.

Rod the Maud.

Rod the Maud.

Yeah, it's sort of like a feathery, like it's kind of

like it looks like it kind of looks like the puppet from Mr.

Rogers.

Yeah, Madame whatever.

Crusoe?

No.

What's her name?

You don't know what I'm talking about?

Well, there's Lady Elaine Fairchild.

That's who I mean.

Yes.

But then,

but he sort of looks everyone, right?

Lady Elaine?

He sort of looks like Lady Elaine.

That's probably what I mean more than anything.

Because the shirt or the hair of Lady Elaine.

I know his hair is sort of like that.

His hair is sort of like that.

Yeah.

Well,

it's not like that.

How do you describe this haircut?

Because it's like he has bangs coming down, but then the back is sort of sticking up.

I would call it a double mullet.

Yeah.

A double.

A double mullet.

All the way.

Bangs in the front.

What does this mean?

Feathers in the back.

Huh.

I'd call it a feathery lift.

I'd call it a Berts Bees.

What if he?

Burt's Bees.

I'd call it a Berts Bees.

Rod Stewart and his famous Burt's Bees haircut will be coming to town.

You know, they're just talking about Rod Stewart from Hamster Lord.

When I first moved to LA.

No!

I'm telling you.

I'm telling you that I heard it as Rod Stewart when I was a kid.

The kids in your neighborhood were double dipping.

And they shouldn't be doing that.

Can I just tell you a story about Burt's Bees?

Yeah.

Of course.

When I first moved to LA, I got I had some friends through Story Pirates, the theater company I was part of.

And

I got an offer to do like a day job, a one-day job that would pay like, I don't know, must have been a few hundred dollars because I feel like it was pretty exciting.

And the job was a Burt's Bees sponsored sort of thing where we went to the beach.

Burt's Beach.

I think we were in Venice Beach, possibly.

And we.

Did you see a muscle man?

I saw a bunch.

Was it Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I couldn't roll my tongue back in, so I couldn't even do the job.

Did you see an old lady on a skateboard?

Definitely.

So we had to wear Burtsby's beards that were made of yarn.

Okay.

And we had to wear like a yellow cap and like a t-shirt.

And then we were riding these bikes that were stationary bikes that made smoothies.

You know, like when you ride.

And then we were

smoothies at the end.

Like you had to pedal and then

handing those smoothies out and and then handing out

Burtsby's lip balms and things to people as some sort of promotion.

So you were like the Burt Spees girls, but you wore beards.

Yeah.

To sort of like tamp down the, hey, we're not sexy.

We're

there Burts Bees girls.

Well, it's like the Budweiser girls who like, sure.

It was really hot, and I think people were really excited.

They were attracted to us.

I mean, the temperature.

I never recall the temperature.

I think it was a very good test.

It was freezing cold.

They were, but it was super hot.

We were all really sexy.

And it was men and women.

And it was

a memorable day.

And one reason I remember it very well is that I pocketed like 10 Burtsby's chapsticks and have been using them for years.

I probably still have.

Wow.

I probably do.

I thought you were going to say you pocketed money that you charge.

Like you're like, oh, these smoothies are a dollar.

No, no.

I never cheat.

No, no, no, no, no.

Other than stealing our hearts.

Uh-huh.

I've done it.

And cheating on Mike.

Yeah.

Guess I got to admit it.

I guess I'll admit it.

Oh, my God.

I cheat on my husband all the time.

Oh, my God.

She admitted it.

Oh, my God.

She admitted it.

Isn't it always insane when you find out someone did that?

It's hard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I know the person that we're talking about.

Who are we talking about?

The most famous guy.

I don't know.

I don't want to say

the most famous guy.

Well, it's not immediately clear to you.

People that we know, you mean?

Yeah.

I mean,

You know.

No, I don't.

Do I know this person?

I don't know.

Oh, boo.

I don't know.

We'll talk about it during the time.

We won't tell you.

Yeah.

No, but it's not.

I like to already know when people are being disgusting.

I don't know anything about anyone's personal life.

Someone was asking me for gossip the other day.

Do I have any?

Somebody who asked me for gossip.

No, not again.

Stop moving.

I have somebody who asked me for gossip right now.

Oh, really?

Like, I don't have it.

I've never asked people for gossip, but I feel like I should.

We also don't know each other that well, and it's like, I don't know

if I'm risky.

Yeah.

You don't know what's going on.

Well, it's risky, but it's also, if I have gossip, I would have to explain who the people are, which is not fun gossip.

Although, that being said, I've been binging a podcast called Normal Gossip.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

And it's very enjoyable.

It's literally people call, well, the woman host has a guest, and then

the host reads a story that has been submitted that is

just gossip.

A gossip story submitted by, so you could literally write in and tell the whole story.

Then she'll read it out loud.

And then the guest kind of like says what they should do, what she thinks, what the guest thinks they would do, whatever.

And it's very, very fun.

It's a really good listen.

And one thing I'm surprised by is that a lot of times there's no resolution because it's just a story that's secondhand or thirdhand.

You still feel like it was fun to listen to because it's like you got a good juicy little story.

Juicy tid.

And as it goes along, juicy tit?

Tid.

And as it goes along, you're thinking, what would i do oh my god this is so annoying you just imagine it all happening it's very fun well this person said okay

tomorrow we were getting dinner because we were uh we were cheating on cool we were away from his birthday dinner time we were getting dinner and they were like okay for tomorrow think about it take a day and think about it and bring back some juicy gossip so this is like a homework assignment no here's the other thing this is A friend of Kulops.

Kulop tells her all the gossip.

Right.

Kulop knows the gossip.

I don't know the gossip.

Yeah.

So I really wrecked my brains.

And I, and all I had was something pleasant that someone did.

It's very kind.

I was like, this person had some good news recently.

Did you do it in a salacious voice, though?

I've got to tell you something really crazy.

I had nothing because I don't know any.

Someone tell me some gossip out there.

Yeah, I mean, you should listen to normal gossip.

Yeah, but who cares?

Right.

I mean, I

so you're this.

I do understand the appeal of that because it's like every once in a while I'll see that on Instagram.

Solomon Giorgio would do it a lot.

Oh, because his podcast also is similar.

It's, it's, but the guest is sharing gossip from their hometown.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But just seeing that, like, this, there was this,

you know, guy who worked at my mom's bank who did whatever.

It's like, it is kind of fun.

I think it is fun because it's, there's something very funny about the normalcy of it.

It's just, it's just kind of how relatable it all is.

Yes.

Everyone has heard a story like this in their life.

But then every once in a while, someone that we know, like there will be big, huge, breaking, like,

earth-shattering.

That's when it's fucking crazy.

Yeah.

That's when it's fucking crazy.

And that's the kind that this person was asking me for.

And I was like, yeah, no,

you would have already said it if they were.

Oh, did this person wanted Hollywood gossip?

No, no, wanted gossip about...

People we knew.

Jesus.

You would know if they were like that.

It was like that.

And Kulop would have told them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But the idea of, like, no, I really want you to think about this.

No, I really don't.

I want something on my desk tomorrow.

That was Grassman at straws.

I had nothing.

I don't ask for gossip, but I feel like the good stuff finds me when it happens.

Yeah, because you're a willing receptacle for

a receptacle.

I'm kind of divided on.

Cum dumpsters myself.

Reminds me of the street called Cumpston in North Hollywood.

The worst street I'm ever.

Worst.

Cumpston checks in.

Yes, Paul.

Cumpston checks out.

I am devoted.

Oh, yeah.

Sequel?

Cumston extends his stay by two days because his plan streams.

Cumston gets a meal voucher because his flight was canceled.

Cumston.

I'm divided on gossip because,

obviously, if it's something that's kind of

salacious about people that it's sort of removed from you, like it's not like a friend of yours, you know, but it's somebody that's maybe on the outer edge of your self-yeah, somebody, it feels like honestly, somebody you don't care about, it feels good.

Yes, yeah, but I've had it where somebody has started to tell me something, and I've stopped and was like, you know what?

I don't want that in my head.

Yeah, I don't want to know that.

I'm close to this person, I just don't.

That was the thing about it.

Or sometimes it seems like, like, I've had people tell me things that are so personal that it's like, I understand that in the context of this story, this person is bad or whatever, but it's like, now you're telling me something that is absolutely none of my business.

Yeah.

And I, I don't want to know.

That's how I would feel about people's dating situations, too.

Like, if two people I know dated for a while and then they would break up and one would complain about,

I would be like, I, you know what?

I don't really care.

I don't, because people break up.

People, you know, it has to cross into a level of like, oh, this person like majorly did a wrong thing or something illegal or something like that for me to like want to hear that kind of stuff.

Well, I do think that's tricky because it becomes kind of a gray area where you're like, so does that mean I'm not supposed to be friends with that person anymore?

Because you told me this and I didn't think about how they were in your relationship.

Yeah, yeah.

And sometimes it feels like it's an active campaign.

We had somebody that we knew, two friends that like brief, so briefly hooked up.

Like it was a matter of like a week or something, right?

Hot.

And then after it was over,

it was pretty hot.

A week, man, that's perfect.

They were fucking for a week.

I mean, it's a great amount of time to do it.

But after it was

over, given their schedules, one of one of them.

Okay, that's the kids.

Yeah.

One of them was...

Was Friday night, probably.

Yeah, well, if the week starts on Sunday.

Yeah, they wait until Friday.

Yeah, and then do Saturday, and then it's over.

Yeah.

One of them was trying to

kind of get us to not like the other one.

And it's like, that's not going to happen.

in fact, like, the bareheaded lead was, you are actually wrong.

Yeah, well, that's always.

Sometimes someone that I, two people are dating, and one person I don't know well,

and one I do know well, and the one who I don't know.

This is like four people now?

The one I don't know well.

Someone you don't know well, there's someone you do know well, there's someone you wish you knew well, and there's someone you know well.

Oh, these are the people that you meet in life.

There's one you know well, there's one you don't know well.

Some you do not know well, some you do know well.

Oh, okay, I see the difference in there.

So, like, good friend, good friends, good friend, partner that I don't know.

Good friend, partner, good friend's partner that I don't really know all that well, tries to, like, Jack Bauer.

He big hit, good friend's partner.

How could he ever date?

He's like, good friends.

24 hours in a day.

He's out there fighting terrorists.

Big hit.

So, good friend's partner will, they'll break up, and then good friend's partner will try to, like,

say, like, hey, you're on my side about this.

Right.

And even if my good friend is in the wrong, it's like, no, I don't know you.

Yeah.

I find it odd, though, sometimes where there's a breakup and then

people you know

do stay in contact with that person

almost more than they did before.

Like you'll find that you go, oh, so I guess none of that landed.

Whatsupps.

See, I think it's kind of funny.

I think it's kind of sad.

The dreams of which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

So that's me.

So, what we're trying to say out there is: don't gossip.

So, you weren't going to say anything.

No,

I had nothing to add.

Don't gossip.

And

if you know two people who are breaking up, just let people fuck and have fun and then break up.

And it's like, who needs to judge anyone?

If you know two people who are breaking up, let them fucking have fun.

If you're out there having the summer of your life fucking around with everyone, live it up.

And now the next song goes out to Kimberly on the West Coast.

Kimberly, I hope you're slutting it up out there and having a great time.

She's rollerblading at Venice Beach right now.

We want to give a shout-out.

If you're seeing a dog in sunglasses, you're probably on Venice Beach right now.

So have a great time and enjoy those birds, bees, chapsticks, and smoothies.

Hold on a skateboard and push it into the ocean.

Let's hear it for the boys.

Let's give them another hello.

All right, we'll be right back.

Cooler temps are rolling in.

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What about leather jackets?

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What makes Quince different?

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Oh my God.

During the break, we talked about all the gossip that we can't say.

Sorry, it was so juicy that Kevin leaves it in instead of putting in an ad.

I'm going to be so pissed.

Oh, it was so juicy.

We don't really have ads.

Sometimes.

The things we advertise, by the way,

we're gossiping about.

It's coded in there.

Yeah.

Oh, there's gossip mixed into all that.

What happened to Lisa mattresses?

Whatever happened to them?

I haven't seen hide nor hair of them.

I mean, they used to be, I used to, I used to have the name Lisa in my mouth every day.

I used to forget to talk about them on tour, and Lauren would have to bring it up.

And I'd go, oh, I think you're thinking of your friend Lisa right now.

Is that not the case?

Oh.

Are you excited for tour?

Everyone should be buying tickets.

Is it sold out yet?

Some shows are just about sold out.

Yeah, I mean, on there and get your tickets.

Are we about to go?

I don't even know when this is going to be ready.

No, but I'm just saying now is a good time to buy them.

We're about to go.

I think maybe it starts next week as far as whenever this one is coming out.

Or maybe we're in the middle of it.

Maybe.

Who knows?

Oh, we'll that be in the middle of the tour?

We might be in the middle of it when this is released.

We might be in the middle of it.

But in any case, we're in the middle of it.

My love is.

We're Snapchatting.

Oh, such good times.

I have to remember to bring that back.

It'll be sad to not be there.

Lauren, we're going to miss you.

We had such fun when it was the same.

It's not going to be the same.

It's going to be different in a better way.

Yeah, I guess that's going to be great.

That's what I mean.

Yeah, that's true.

No, I really am going to miss you on the tour.

Me too.

And I'm shooting a movie in August, so I won't be there to explain.

Yeah.

And the movie is the Comedy Bang Bang tour movie, so that's weird.

That's really.

Yeah, I'm just making out my own story.

I got guys to fill in to play you guys.

I think you'll be happy.

We're playing me?

I think it's just, well, he's like an unknown, but he looks like you're not.

More unknown than me?

How's that possible?

Yeah, he's anonymous.

He doesn't have a name.

It's anonymous with the V for Vegeta actor?

Oh, my God.

He's going to go by anonymous.

And you're playing me, and then somebody else is playing you.

I do a really good you impression.

And then the me is played by Kristen Shaw and Chelsea Pretty

combined.

They're switching off scenes.

They're kind of CGIing like an amalgamation of their faces.

An incredible amalgamation.

It's an incredible amalgamation.

That's what it's called.

Wow.

I like that.

Yeah.

I like that a lot.

An incredible amalgamation colon, the CBB tour 2022.

Where's this going to stream?

Up your asshole, I think.

Okay, great.

Like a bidet.

Great.

Is that a stream?

A stream, as far as I'm concerned, has to be like, I think a stream goes down.

What would you call it?

A forceful.

Gush.

If you're spraying a hose and then you turn it towards the sky, it's still a stream.

No.

What do you call it then?

An effrontery to God.

Oh, shit.

God doesn't want to be wet.

Maybe he does.

And that's why he invented hoses.

You think he invented hoses.

He put them there to test us like dinosaur bones.

Every invention that manages to do that.

Let's see if these guys will spray me.

Why isn't anyone spraying me?

Hose that powerful man.

Your hose too short to spray on God.

Is it possible?

Oh, Lauren.

Oh, Paul.

Oh, Scott.

Wait a minute.

Yeah.

Yeah,

it's going to be lonely out there on the road without you, Lauren.

And what are you going to do?

Who are you you going to put in my place?

I mean,

who could fill my huge shoes?

You do have huge shoes.

Huge.

Huge.

But it's because of your wiki feed.

It's because.

You want to protect them.

Well, my foot ego is gigantic.

Yeah.

You stuff them with Kleenexes to like with aloe vera.

Yeah.

Olive.

Olive.

Aloe vera.

Lauren.

We did a show.

Oh, my God, we did.

It was so much fun.

It was so fun.

We had an audience.

We finally were in front of it.

It was really fun.

Did people clap?

Yeah, they did.

They did.

Sounds so so fun.

It was our first show with an audience.

How many shows have we done now?

15.

Jesus, something like that.

Yeah.

And it was our first time with an audience, and it was so different.

Yeah.

And it was so much fun.

I can't wait to do that.

It's so different.

We laughed a lot.

Yeah.

I think we should do it in September.

That's nice.

Yeah.

Wake me up when September ends.

Oh, okay.

Is that from a song?

He was jealous.

Are you

jealous?

I want my own show.

We keep asking you to do Freedom Live, and you always say no.

I don't do a Freedom Live.

I can't.

I'm too busy.

We did it once and it was fun.

I'm too busy.

I think it'd be a really good time.

Yeah.

I'm not too busy to go out one night.

We could do it.

We could do it at Dynasty Tip Ritter and we could strem it.

Strem it to the world.

Every hour of the day is filled up.

Oh, come on.

You liar.

I'm lying.

You're just afraid.

I'm afraid.

I'm afraid of performing in front of people.

You're a scared little baby.

We got to do it.

It would be so fun.

If everyone out there wants us to do it, comment on our latest Instagram post begging us to.

Yeah,

literally beg us.

But look, Lauren, you can't do it anyway because you'll get a movie.

I'll be able to do a one-night show.

We did it.

We did a one-night show.

We just did it.

You didn't do a movie instead?

Uh-uh.

I passed.

You passed?

Which movie did you pass on?

It was called...

What was it called?

Titanic 3.

They skipped over two?

I think they did two, but it went V-O-D.

Oh.

Who was it?

It was a different boat.

It's going to start the door.

The doors?

The door that he lays on.

There's a

doors in Titanic 2.

Titanic, I want to.

Oh, God.

That's

so

dated in the weirdest way.

To have a Doors Titanic movie.

It makes no sense.

I mean, it's entirely wrong.

The Doors movie, Oliver Stone, came out in, what, 92?

I really dislike it.

Satanic came out in 98.

It's not that you dislike it.

I don't enjoy the doors.

I don't either.

What if they made a bunch of like

Beatles types movies?

Oh, yeah.

That's the doors.

The fun doors.

Having adventures.

They're called the doors.

The doors to perception, dear.

Huxley, my dear.

I see, dears.

They had a good logo, I will say that.

Yeah.

Good logo.

That's the thing about bands.

If you get a good logo, use it on every one of your doors.

That's true, true, but you know what's kind of crazy?

What if some, maybe you can

shine a light on this?

Yeah.

Target sells band t-shirts now.

They're Nirvana, Rolling Stones.

Yes.

Yeah.

You know, the famous.

The notorious BIG.

Why

are

they

able to do?

Oh,

but who did that?

The Rolling Stones said Target can sell our shirts.

Probably a company makes them.

Actually, I mean, that's wild.

And Nirvana.

Either one company makes them all up.

And by the way, I have one about the licensing.

One company company makes them all.

I really want to go.

So one company licenses.

Either Target buys them all from one company and they individually license

a band.

That's probably the case.

Or Target is out there

reaching out to various t-shirt companies.

Going, hey, look.

Do we have their individuals?

I'd love to see a Nirvana shirt in our stores.

What do you say?

The kids want the 90s now.

They go talk to

Novasellik.

The one with the the three band members, the smiley guy.

Yeah.

They have it in baby sizes as well.

What do you think about that?

Do you put your baby in things that you think are cool?

So far, she doesn't really wear any logos of any kind.

She's

pretty exclusively

patterns.

That's the move.

I have her in a Penzo guy.

I'm a pass car racer.

Yeah.

STP.

Absolutely.

But

I think I would gladly do it.

I just think baby clothes are so cute with all their little kittens and patterns.

Baby clothes are cuter than your musical tastes that you're putting on your baby.

I never, it doesn't really do anything for me.

Like, I don't think it doesn't.

What about

it?

You know what it is?

It's played out.

Like, whenever that first was happening, I would say that's pretty funny.

You see, like,

Ramones onesie or whatever.

But now it's like, no, you can't.

What about a t-shirt with like a funny saying on it?

I'm trying to think of the baby ones that I've seen of like.

Like, oops, I farted.

oops

thought it was a fart turned out it was a shit that it was a fart that's funny turned out it was a shirt thought it was a shark turned out it was

this is good

reclaiming my time

okay go ahead

that's a good shirt for a big no but do you

reclaiming my time do you put her holly in a shirt that says biden for president um

do i put her in what do you put her in like shirts of silver i don't i don't put her in funny shirts.

I really don't.

Just all floral.

You know, just cute.

She's just cute.

She's cute.

Just cute.

She's not funny.

She's cute.

Fruits and vegetables.

She's got adorable clothes.

Fruits and vegetables.

Stripes.

I do buy her a lot of boy clothes because I just think they look really cute.

There's a whole world of patterns they don't decide to share between

that.

I don't know.

It's very stupid, especially

like a game.

Like navy, like the stripes are just more quote-unquote masculine colors.

What makes a stripe masculine?

That you will see.

Like if you look at Frederick Douglass poems?

What makes a stripe masculine?

But, like, it's like, and they also have different snaps.

The boys' clothes have snaps on the shoulder, whereas the girls have snaps on the back.

And then it's...

I got to ask this.

What's up with

the buttons being on opposite sides for men?

I feel like I used to know that and I don't remember.

I don't know, but doesn't it throw you off when, well, I guess you don't often put on a woman's shirt, but when you put on a man's shirt, you don't know how to do it.

Yeah, you're having a good time.

I go home.

Everything should be uniform.

You call your doctor.

Why is it different buttons?

I don't know.

You want me to look this shit up?

Yeah, look it up.

We deserve that.

Does it have anything to do with like hand strength?

Like they know men are jerking it, so the right hand is stronger.

So a left-handed man wears a woman shirt?

I guess so.

And then women are flicking the bean with the left.

Yeah.

Yeah, that checks out.

That's exactly what it says here on Wikipedia.

Yeah, uh-huh.

I'm seeing that right here.

Yes.

Who added that?

I love it.

Uh-huh.

But yeah, I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

And why would it be even a thing?

Is it to deter people of other genders from being in specific clothes?

Or Paul, you have nothing.

No, I thought Lauren was looking it up.

I just saw the worst thing when I opened my phone.

I'm like, it's like,

that's horrible.

What'd you see?

I can't even talk about it.

It's just bad news.

Oh, yeah.

You know what you saw that too.

I don't know.

No, I don't think you saw it.

I think I saw it.

You might have seen a different piece of bad news.

This was just, I think I know which one that you saw.

Oh, my God.

I won't.

We'll have to talk about it later.

I don't want to ruin anyone's day.

Here's what I've nuclear war.

Here's what I've put in.

Yeah, no, it's not, it's like, it's not a news.

Mine is not a news story.

It's just

going to put in why women's

somebody knows somebody who something bad happened to tell them.

Yeah.

Something bad happened to me.

And I texted it to Lauren.

Oh, no.

What happened to you?

Well, Lauren could tell you.

Oh, Lauren?

What?

What happened to Paul?

With what?

So

I started to put in the words: why do women?

And what comes up right away is, why do women live longer?

Why do women wear hijabs?

And why do women have periods?

Jesus Christ.

So which one?

Why do they women decide to win?

This is, by the way, why do women have periods?

This is not a bad treat when we don't have anything to talk about, is to put in three words and then find out the answer

to some of these.

Why do women's?

that leaves us that leads us to why do women's nipples hurt why do women's periods sink

sink stay why

did you try to look up

why do why does victoria's secret underwear have a pocket what

it does um

all right i don't think i've ever seen why do women's

I can't believe that shirts is not, like, doesn't come up right away.

Shirts.

You're just going down a why do women's shirts button on the left?

Here we go.

Then we'll find out about the period.

Sinking shirts.

Get a load of this shit.

Okay.

Wealthy women back then did not dress themselves.

Their ladies' maid did.

Oh, and they needed it.

Since most people were right-handed, this made it easier for someone standing across from you to button your dress.

But that's...

Why keep it going now when we can't afford service?

We have so many weird things like that in our world that we just kept doing.

I hate this country and world.

Please please Holly to button on the dominant hand.

I absolutely will.

Promise me.

I'll make sure her dominant hand is the one that buttons a woman's seized.

Holly, to pass the duchy upon the left-hand side.

Pause the duchy.

Pun the left-hand side.

I said pause the die.

I want Holly to like me.

Oh, she loves you.

But you need to spend more time to her.

Sure, he loves you.

Can you feel that?

We did have a little connection.

Yeah.

The last time.

She's getting much more

outwardly affectionate, though.

But I found even today, she was almost like hugging me back more than she was.

Oh, I love that.

Yeah, it's really cute.

She was grabbing at my watch, and then she would look at me and see.

She loves watches.

Oh, she'd love that big face.

Do you have a special apple?

A big face

on your head.

It looks bigger.

No, it's regular.

But is it just what you have it in?

Didn't you used to buy watches?

There is a case

around it, yes.

Paul, didn't you used to buy watches?

I was a big watch guy.

Weren't we in a mall once in the Beverly Center and you were looking for watches?

Yes, I think so.

I bet.

I probably went to the fossil center.

How many watches

do you have?

Not that many anymore.

You throw them away or dope.

you throw them in the trash i just i smashed them with a hammer it was part of the mad

hatter or something

let me try again i i i gave them away because um janie got me an apple watch and so i did not i'm i mostly wear this yeah but i have a i have a couple pocket watches and i still have some uh automatic watches which are um

the kind that are powered by your wrist movement what um yeah What does that mean?

So you don't need to wind it.

So it's like somebody's wearing me.

I guess I'll just keep the time.

I guess I'll keep this going.

Like, the wrist movement kind of implies it's being worn.

The time needs to be.

No,

it energizes it.

Yes.

Yes.

It makes it run.

I just make it additional.

It's like the kinetic motion of your

smoothie.

The smoothie bike.

The brisky smoothie bike.

That's how I can understand it.

And I have a couple of mechanical watches that are where you have to wind them.

But you have to wear a fake beard.

The winding.

I do have to wear a beard.

The winding I find stressful.

Why?

It just feels so stressful.

It just feels like

there's a battery in here.

I enjoy it.

But then what about replacing the battery?

Well, I like to do it.

I love to waste.

But isn't that stressful?

Isn't that the one that's the thing I just read online is that you can don't, you can drop off old batteries and some such things at Home Depot.

They have different garbage cans for each thing.

Yes.

In case you're confused.

You should get it.

And then they take it to the landfill.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah.

As long as

I should hope that it's going somewhere appropriate.

I know.

I've read that they don't.

You have?

Yes.

Fuck this shit.

Like the recycling in California, that is.

Oh, I don't believe in.

I don't think anyone's really doing it.

It all just goes right in this.

I can't stand how everything works.

Why does nobody care?

Why is there not a billionaire who's going, let's fix the couple of these things?

It makes no difference to my bank account.

I do like that Mark Cuban is doing the prescription.

I love that.

Although you're right about him saying, like, we're not spending a dollar on advertising.

That being said, we should say what it is right now because then

he started a company that you can buy prescription drugs at like the actual

price that they are.

Yes.

And so it's like actually

good for anything other than just like giving money away and going to you for charity.

But so they did say they're not going to spend any time.

It's directly helping a lot of people if they hear about it.

They did say they're not going to spend any money on it.

But it's called cost plus drugs.

Yeah.

Just cost plus.

So what I want to figure out is how to get all medications

fun.

Yeah.

What medications are you on?

I'm not on any, actually.

What?

You got to be on some.

You got to take care of some of your obvious issues, don't you?

You search the brand name or the generic name, and then it finds you the item, and then what tells you how much.

What happens if you put in diarrhea?

Okay, let's just try it.

Picture Picture of a baseball diamond.

What the hell?

Because you're sliding down.

There's no medication called diarrhea.

Which base are you on?

And then we can tell you what medication you need.

But here's your search.

I'll search a third and you feel a great big turn.

I'm going to search Viagra.

You can get it for $4.80.

Come on, guys.

$480 for Viagra.

I don't need a bonus.

No, it's

$4.80, and you save a $578.

A pill or a bottle?

It retails for $183.

That's insane.

That's a 30 count.

A 30 count is under $5 instead of $2.

I apologize not to get that.

I got to get that.

I'm going to get some for later.

Let's hope.

Guys, what if we took Viagra right before we recorded it?

Let's see what happens.

You guys just fuck each other.

And I go behind the glass and so Kevin

and call the police.

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You know what?

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You know that commercial that you see on

probably HGTV where it's the Property Brothers?

And he goes, fact.

We all love video cameras.

Yes.

Or video doorbells.

Doorbells.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Fact.

It's not a fucking fact.

Proper.

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I wouldn't say I love it.

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But then the other the indoor property brothers.

The indoor brother.

Indoor property brothers.

One's outdoor and one's indoor.

I'll take your word for it.

I think one's kept in a crate, the other one gets to run free.

No,

one's the guy who sells the house.

One is too vulnerable to coyotes.

Construction versus realty.

So indoor property brother says,

he follows it up and he goes,

goes, personal voice assistants have changed the way we do whatever, right?

But the implication is, he's saying it's a fact as well.

And that's not a fact.

It's not a fact.

The tiny amount of people who use them.

We have a personal voice assistant.

Mm-hmm.

If you can call it that.

Right.

And the only thing we use it for is to turn the lights on and off.

Oh, I use a personal voice assistant

a lot of timers when I'm cooking.

By the way, I've gotten into cooking.

Oh, what?

This is huge news.

Well, because I did say I really was sick of this.

I have started cooking and I'm going to commit to this.

What did you cook?

I've made a few dishes.

Let me see.

I took a picture of the recipe.

It sounds more like pottery.

I want to hear.

I made, let's see, I made

raw corn, zucchini, and snap peas salad with a lemon vinaigrette that I also made.

Whoa.

Yeah.

No shit.

Was it good?

It was delicious.

I mean, pink cachoe pepe with pink.

You made cacho epe?

I did last night.

It was a pink.

Well, you mixed it with pink.

Yeah, what's pink Himalayans, or pink peppercorns.

Whoa.

And was that good?

It was really good.

And I made soft scrambled eggs with burrito on toast, including

fries and tarragon.

I put tarragon on the shit.

How did you do all this?

I couldn't do it.

This sounds bad, too.

I followed it.

No, this is all out of the, this is all out of a cookbook that I bought called What's Gobby Cooking?

Eat What You Want?

And it's Gobby Dalcon's book.

And they're all really easy recipes.

I found.

Did you have to buy?

it?

So I ordered my groceries.

Did you stock up?

Like, yes, I did what you said.

I did what you were doing.

I said, no, I said to Mike, Scott said his mom would buy the ingredients for the week, plan the meal.

So I picked out three things I wanted to make, and I ordered my groceries, which I've been doing since the pandemic, anyway.

And I just put in all the ingredients, which made it much easier because one of the things that holds me up from cooking is that I don't know what all the things are.

I'm like, what the fuck is Tarragon?

Then I got to Google that at the grocery store, look around for it, try to figure out what it looks like.

When I'm ordering the groceries, I could just type it in, and then there it is.

So that made it a lot easier for me.

Yeah.

And I have found that I'm really loving it.

And the meals, obviously, are way better than everything else.

I've been fucking eating forever, which sucks.

It's not as, if you're not ordering food, too, it's like not as high in certain things.

Oh, completely.

And also, it's like I've been wasting so much money.

Not wasting because it's been necessary.

And having the baby, I feel like ordering became more of a thing because we were just so busy.

Fact, we all love ordering online.

But not ordering, we deleted Postmates from our phones.

Why are we not going to order?

That always works with you.

He deleted our account, so we don't even get a

just like Hillary told you to.

And so

that was kind of crazy to me because I have wanted to order things,

but I have not ordered anything.

And we're also finding that we're just...

making we have tons of groceries always that we're ignoring because we're like it's easier just to get some yeah yeah yeah i'm loving it so far that's so cool i'm so proud of you yeah thank you so much and i'm going to make some banana chocolate chip muffins from her book as well.

Whoa.

I have plans this week.

So, you know, this is all, it's all happy.

This is good.

All right.

This is something I have to do as well.

Yeah.

Which cookbook are you going to buy?

Well, shitty food for assholes.

I saw one cookbook.

Maybe that's the name of it.

But

the picture on the cover was like a big bowl of gummy bears and just a spoon and somebody eating them.

Uh-huh.

So

that seems like rather than a microphone.

You know what?

I would also like to issue a correction.

on new.

It's about newcomers.

Oh my God.

So you're doing newcomers corrections on this show?

I said on newcomers that I don't like mochi, but then I felt that I was confused into what I was talking about.

I do like mochi.

I recently have been having mochi and I actually love it.

I had never had it before when I said that.

I was talking about something else and I like it a lot.

Considering that matcha closed.

I was thinking of matcha.

There you go.

Yeah.

Now that actually cleared that right up because I couldn't figure it out and I was going to say, I'm thinking of green tea.

They shouldn't make them sound so similar.

Anyway, Shevin has a voicemail for us and let's hear it.

None of that was an ad, by the way.

Freedom, I love you guys.

Quick question because I know you want questions.

If you could have your own, like, Disney World kind of theme park, what would it be?

What would the different worlds be?

What would the different sections of the place be?

Is what I mean.

Love you guys.

Love you.

Love you.

It does.

I was thinking about this regarding Disneyland.

How crazy that a guy's name, a guy's last name, is now synonymous with.

We must.

We have.

Because I feel like I've been like Lapkiss.

Like if it just had Lapkiss.

Lapkis absolutely weird.

So strange.

What would your world be?

Sex world.

I mean, peep show.

I would say haunted house again.

Mine would be Comic-Con.

You know, I don't know.

I think Disney World kind of nailed it.

It's hard to think of something that they haven't already.

What should the new Disneyland world be?

Because they've got the future.

Then a lot of it is the past.

Like Frontierland is the past.

Star Wars, the past.

Yeah,

it's ancient.

Oh, so long ago.

Yeah, that's confusing to me.

But then Adventureland feels like the past because no one's really having these types of adventures anymore.

Are they?

Like jungle?

What happens?

Oh, that's Adventureland.

That's Adventureland.

Indiana Jones is the past.

Oh my God, we went on the Cars Land ride.

Yeah.

And the picture was the funniest fucking picture.

My nephew looks so freaked out over the, because they take it over the last big crazy.

Yeah, yeah.

Our nephew, we were there four years or so ago, and he was a little like, I don't want to do that again, but I'm wondering how.

I think the age because they had that too about a few things.

They refused to go on Haunted Mansion because

they were

three and six last time, and they were scared of it when we went on it.

But now they're six and nine, but I couldn't convince them.

Never in my life am I going to go on that?

My nephews are veterans of the Gulf War.

Oh,

so they're scared of,

but yeah, so what, I mean, I, because the future just takes care of everything.

So what in the past could, like, there, there, there, oh, there could be like,

like, pyramids and stuff.

You know, I don't think I really want anything from the past.

I think I just want something completely fake, like, like, really cute, fluffy clouds all over the place.

Yeah, Rainbow Land.

Yeah, and everything's like really, like, fluffy bunnies and stuff.

So you like fluffy?

That sounds like it's for girls.

No, boys could be like two, I swear.

You know what I would like to do is something like Meow Wolf does, if you're familiar with Meow Wolf.

Oh, I am.

I do know.

Meow Wolf?

No, dear.

Meow Wolf.

It's very new.

Okay.

But that's like an immersive

experience in New Mexico.

And I think they have one in, I want to say in Colorado now, and maybe in Vegas.

Is it laser tag?

No, no, no.

It's like, it's sort of like an immersive art thing where you walk around and you see all these different things.

In Marfa?

Or in where is it?

Santa Fe.

Santa Fe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Marfa's in Texas.

No, yeah.

I didn't mean to say that.

No, yeah.

I did not say Marfa.

You're making shit up.

I didn't say shit.

That's my new guy.

I actually didn't talk.

Like, I did not say that.

The thing that I just said too.

I didn't say that.

That's not what I said.

No, you said Marfa.

You can't prove it, and then I didn't say it.

But something that has like a like the whole place has a story to it.

That's fun.

What I liked about it is you could go through

Scavenger Hunt Land.

Actually, that's a really good one.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

It would have to be really smart.

Disney's going to pay me a million dollars.

They'll never figure out scavenger hunt land.

Way too much.

Roger Rabbit can get involved.

Roger Rabbit can get fucked.

Now, when I think of scavengers, I think of like a sort of Cormac McCarthy's The Road kind of dystopia.

Now, that's what we need in a theme theme party.

Man, when I started, okay, so I bought that book.

I heard it was good or whatever.

It is good.

I heard it was hilarious.

No, I just, I forget where I saw it like on a best of list or whatever.

So I started reading that book.

And when I was alone, and I was 20 pages into it, and then Kulop came home.

And she walked in, and my face was ashen.

And I was like, I just started this, and this is the heaviest book I have ever read in my life.

It's fucking intense.

It's an intense book.

It's, it's, yeah.

And then they made a movie.

Like,

see that movie.

Yeah, it's nothing.

I'm reading a book that I was told will make me cry.

The Bible?

Yeah.

Because what they did to Jason

Kiss.

Yeah.

What book is it?

It's called Crying in H Mart.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's by

Kevin says thumbs up.

Yeah.

It's by I actually can't remember the author's name because I haven't been carrying it around.

Michelle's Honor.

I think it's by Michelle's Honor.

I think it's by Michelle's Honor.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

I actually saw that first.

Was she on Ed Decart?

How do I know about this?

I don't know, but

maybe I did know when Kulak talked about that book.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, she's from Japanese Breakfast.

I don't know.

The band.

I don't know.

She's the lead singer.

Oh, wait.

She's the lead singer of a band and she also wrote a great book.

Yes.

This is unfair.

It's not good.

It's not good.

That's awesome.

Let's keep this in check, ladies.

Yeah, if you can do more than one thing,

it's like

we just started allowing you to do one thing, and then you want to do two.

Male pen name.

Like J.K.

Rowling's

George Sand.

This book is by George Sand.

It's so good.

He writes women so well.

I love George Sand.

Yes, but I've heard that book is great.

I'm only on, I just finished chapter 10.

And you would like her band as well.

Well, I know that.

I do like Japanese Breakfast.

I didn't know that she was an author.

Well, that song she sings about.

She's like, I'm the author of Crying in Hmart.

I'm good about it.

I wrote that book about Crying in Natmart.

I wrote that book book about crying in HMART.

Lauren is miming the bass guitar.

He started miming a guitar, and then the hand went outward.

Gotta cut the bowls.

All right, we have to.

We have to play a free church.

Yeah, we do.

There's no way around it.

I got to go soon.

Yeah, because someone's calling me that I

should have picked up.

No one's calling me.

We could just end it.

All right.

This is a free

light.

Go to the light.

This is a bass freecher submitted by Mr.

Mr.

Dirty Randy.

Oh, Jesus.

And it's called In the Manner of the Word.

Okay.

Two people decide on an adverb without the third knowing.

A lot of these games involve subterfuge.

Yeah.

The third player asks the others to do tasks in the manner of the word.

It could also be done as a scene.

The players carry out activities, phone calls, singing, a breakup, in the manner of the

adverb chosen.

Slyly.

Stupidly.

Yeah, we excellently.

We know what adverbs are.

Normally.

And the third player has three guesses to guess the word.

Normally would be horrible.

Okay.

Normally.

How would anyone figure that out?

Yeah, make a fucking cloth.

Two people decide, the third does not know.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

Let's try it.

Who wants to?

Say it again.

Say it, say it, say it, say it.

Okay, we're going to.

I thought for sure we'd have to tell

you.

Paul and I are going to.

No, Paul guessed.

So there's an adverb that you I'm guessing.

Yeah, you're going to guess.

And then how do I?

I'm just saying like,

no, Paul gets this one.

Yeah.

Yeah, as opposed to John.

There's an adverb.

Oh, that was the best.

That was the best ever.

There's an adverb.

You know an adverb in your head.

I'm guessing what it is based on what am I using to guess.

Just the way we're doing something.

We're in the middle of a scene.

We're going to do a scene.

Oh, so I get you to say it.

No, we're going to be doing everything in the style of that adverb.

Go.

Yeah.

So

you give us a task and you say, do this in the manner of the word.

It doesn't have to be a task.

I think we should just do a scene.

Okay, so a scene can be a little bit more.

Boys, boys, boys.

This is a task right now.

Hold on, we haven't sent the adverb yet.

Oh, I thought you were supposed to do it in your mind.

You're gonna turn the lights out.

In our mind,

you don't have to guess too.

We're gonna decide on that.

Okay, got it, got it, got it, right?

Yeah, and we're both gonna do it.

I'm trying to think of any words.

It's really hard when you get to think of any words.

I got a word for it.

Okay, yeah, send it.

This is our waiting for Paul to text me music.

Okay.

This is going to be relatively easy.

That's up to us to make it more challenging.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

Okay, guys.

Thank you so much for coming.

I am so glad I was able to hire you both.

I need you to clean my home.

Obviously, that's why I hired you.

You're a cleaning service.

There is a lot of mess everywhere.

So if you could just,

I guess, hop to it.

What's

yeah, no, yeah,

no, let's do it.

Yeah, what are we, what are we, what are we

sleepily?

Yeah,

we didn't even yawn, and you got it.

Great.

Okay, now time for me.

We were holding the yawns in reserve.

I was like, man, I could probably push this for a while before I bust out a yawn.

Toto dope.

What are you doing?

We're going to do, me and Paul are going to do one,

and then I'll text him the word.

Love it.

Love it.

You'll love it, Ed.

Levit,

did a little bit.

Okay, ready?

Yeah.

Go.

Hey, guys.

I finally got my parents' car.

So do you want to get in?

We'll get on the road for this road.

Sure.

Hey.

Are you guys okay?

Are you guys mad at me?

We're fine.

We're fine.

We don't have to go.

You're the ones.

I want to get it.

I really want to go.

We just have to go now if we're going to go because it's just not going to happen otherwise.

I know you know what it is already.

Irritatedly?

No.

Look.

Ooh.

What?

I don't.

You're making me know.

I got snacks.

Just take them.

Put them in the car.

Just put put them in the car.

I don't care what we do, but let's just do it.

You guys.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like, what are you waiting for?

God.

I'm waiting for you guys to tell me what's going on.

I mean, I obviously insulted you.

What's going on?

We're not insulted.

Do you realize how your voices sound right now?

Here,

I taped you just saying that.

Okay.

Nothing's going on.

Why'd you say that?

That's what I sound like.

I'm putting a filter on that.

Yeah.

What does it sound like to you?

That's not what it sounds like.

I don't sound sepia.

What does it sound like to you?

It's, I mean, you sound

exasperatedly.

We're not exasperatedly.

We sound exasperatedly.

Yeah, you sound

definitely annoyed.

And you sound like a- I wouldn't say that we're annoyed.

This is the worst day of my life.

You sound.

I mean, this is like hyperbolic.

No.

I'm serious.

It is.

Definitely.

You're feeling like a seven-year-old.

We just dwarf up in here.

You're, you're.

Let me go through the words in the dictionary.

Oh, my God.

What?

A.

Ardvar.

Why would you do that instead of going through the seven dwarves?

Oh, oh.

Who are the seven dwarves?

Let's see.

Jesus.

Grumpy.

Grumpily.

Yes.

This isn't a good game.

No, this is no good.

All right, let's end.

All right.

It's been great.

Thank you for having me.

We love everything.

We love everyone.

All right.

Everybody send us voicemails.

We loved your voicemails.

Those have been good.

Those kind of prompts.

It's fun.

Ha ha la in poo.

And if you have, you know, an advice situation you need to deal with, that's fun too.

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Yes.

And Sounds great.

Also go fuck yourself.

Okay.

If you want.

If you want.

Only if you want.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Our healthcare system is broken in so many ways.

We have a healthcare system that's supposed to be taking care of people that is making it literally more difficult for people to put food on the table.

So this season, we'll dive into the challenges headfirst while also thinking about how we can find a better way because we all deserve better.

Uncared for season three from Lemonada Media, available August 6th, wherever you get your podcasts.