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They have those Hershey candy bars.
They're those Hershey candy bars.
What are the women's candy bars?
They just highlight the word she in the middle of Hershey's.
No!
What?
Is that the real?
Yes.
And are they pink or something?
Or is it just purely the same as?
The she is a color.
I can't remember if it's pink or just another color, but it's just a picture.
On the actual bar, not the package.
No, no, no, no.
On the package.
That's like at Halloween when Reese's Peanut Butter Cups highlights the E.
Yeah.
That I think is cute.
They actually should add extra E's for Halloween.
I think a Halloween gimmick is cute.
I think a Christmas thing is cute.
I think a breast cancer gimmick is cute.
So cute.
I think they should make Reese's for blind people and like cross out the C on Reese's.
What?
Like Ghostbusters.
There's no C.
No, it's not S-E-E.
It's S-E apostrophe.
It's Reese's.
We're going to have this debate.
Look, this is my people's pronunciation.
We call it Reese's.
Reese's Peces.
But that
straight up
doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
It makes all the sense in the world, darling.
Well, because Pisces is spelled normal, darling.
Yes, Reese's Peces.
R-E-E-S-E apostrophe S-P-I-E-C-E-S.
Reese's PCs.
Shouldn't Reese's just lean into it and put out a brand called Reese's Peasies?
They should
make people happy.
Like, you know, it could be east of the Mississippi if you want.
They should do regional, yeah, they should do regional products in every area.
They should put out the accent is.
Put them out side by side and see which sells better and then just change your name to whichever.
Fun.
Oh, it's a great idea.
A permanent name change.
Permanent name change depending on what's going on.
I thought it was just a fun promotion, but no, it's a permanent name change.
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What did you vote for, dear?
Blue.
I think.
You think?
Black.
Well, because now I'm thinking, well, I guess there are a lot of cool options.
Black MMs.
Yeah.
There are black MMs, aren't there?
Those are beans.
Oh, shit.
You're thinking of beans, stupid.
I've been eating beans.
You ever
have little bags of raw beans and you think it tastes good i hate i think chocolate tastes horrible you think chocolate tastes horrible let me get this straight you ate a bag of beans thought it was chocolate and now you're ready to render your judgment
it's the only chocolate i've ever had
did you ever bite it when you were a kid did you ever bite into baker's chocolate and thinking it was going to be good and then it turned out to be a horrible clean yeah but that's a real touch the oven once you know i never did it again oh that's a real oh i i did it four times after that really
i was like this maybe i bit it in the wrong end this time for sure the wrong end yeah i used to eat clumps of brown sugar
really tracks the tracks yeah it was really good just are you talking you say clumps what do you mean like what you say used to you mean like 80 weeks ago
I would eat it like Eddie Murphy the clumps, which means I would eat a lot.
I can't believe it took me a second.
I would climb up on the counter and get my little paws in the bag of brownies.
How would you climb up on the counter?
Would you get a box or
I don't, I think I was able to do the like push-up kind of thing.
Although there was a point where I was climbing up there to get these special cookies that my mom had that were some Keebler cookies that I wasn't allowed to have.
Why not?
They were hers.
What does that mean?
And then I would eat them.
Because I would eat them all and then they'd be gone.
Okay.
So she's allowed to have their own cookies.
Moms need a Smart Wells.
Smack Wells.
I'm marketing a Smart Wells cookie to moms.
And the commercial is a mom hiding in a closet eating cookies like a hunted animal.
So you used to climb, you would climb up, and there's a jar of brown sugar, and you were just so sugar.
Whoa, Lauren, are you getting a call?
I love that song.
Why is it a song?
Did you write that song?
Do not disturb.
It's so good.
I did write that.
That's my new song called He's Calling.
And it's all about
Jesus Christ.
The rapture.
He's calling.
He's calling you home.
That's Mike's friend, Joey.
And this computer is connected to Mike's phone.
And every time I'm doing a podcast, Joey calls.
I swear to God.
Hey, Joey, knock it the fuck off.
And I have it on Do Not Disturb, and it's still rang.
What's up with it?
Ah, Joey.
Maybe Mike has to have it on Do Not Disturb.
How are you doing, Joey?
That's what I always wonder.
What was your favorite treat to sneak?
To sneak?
I don't know.
I also snuck Flintstones vitamins.
Oh.
I like chocolate chips.
She's terrible.
Chocolate chips out of the bag, of course.
Nestle's Toll House chocolate chips.
That's honestly when you're in a pinch.
That'll do.
Yeah.
For sure.
Oh, yeah.
Pig.
And I like...
Who are you talking to?
The pig.
I'm saying that'll do.
I mean,
I also liked, you know,
taking a spoon to a can of frosting.
Oh, yeah.
That'll do it, too.
I used to be able to lick the beaters if my my mom was making a can.
You licked the beaters?
That's what she said.
Yep.
Hey, mom, can I lick your beaters?
Oh, yeah.
I always licked, always licked the bowl.
That's did you get Billy Vera's permission?
Did you, did, did your mom didn't uh beat have frosting beaters?
Oh, yeah, no, no,
I licked the bowl.
That was a part of baking.
You never deigned to lick the beaters.
Is that what you're talking about?
I licked the beaters.
I'm just not going to say, I licked the beaters, you nasty.
Kevin, Kevin, save that.
Save that.
Save it.
Save it.
Use it.
Release it.
Put it out there.
And of course, as a child, I famously ate an entire bottle of Flintstones chewable vitamins.
Now, see, those were really good.
I would hide.
They sure were, Lauren.
They sure were.
Whatever.
Yeah, you get strong bones and stuff.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
My bones were like diamonds.
They were so, they were so hard.
They were so dense.
I used to jump out of buildings.
Why don't they
make one Flintstone vitamin as big as the bottle?
Yeah.
And you could eat it like
you could cut it with a knife.
Yeah.
Sit down with a knife and fork.
That sounds really fun.
Maybe you could fry it?
You know what?
Coat it with fried it with some bread.
You could fry it in a man.
Yeah.
Yeah, my mom was very unhappy and she never bought those again.
They were too good, honestly.
I mean, like, I have had them in more recent history, and they're not good.
What?
Like, as an adult, I ate it to see if it was really good.
It's crazy that Flintstones,
like corners, they're still a thing, aren't they now?
I mean, I don't know if they still are now, but as
they were.
No other cartoon.
No particular cartoon.
You think SpongeBob didn't want to do vitamins so bad, and they were like,
we can't horn in on the Flintstones.
You think the fairly odd parents didn't have a formula for vitamins that they couldn't use?
You know that Bojack Horseman did.
Do you know what I mean?
And I just say they still have them and they also make them as gummies, which is really too good.
Yeah.
a smorgasbord of Flintstone's vitamins in various forms?
I would make a charcuterie, like a candy charcuterie of Flintstone vitamins, gummies, Flintstone gummies, not real good gummies.
Who do you like to eat the most?
I love to eat Fred.
Who do they make?
They make Fred.
They make Barney.
Barney.
Wilma.
Betty.
Wilma.
The babies.
Bam-Bam.
No, they have Pebbles and Bam-Bam.
But then they would be the same size as the other ones?
All right.
Let me see.
Yeah, they'd be the same size.
Let me see.
I'm going to look at all the pictures.
They should be to scale.
Oh, my God.
They look so gross.
They're like the worst colors.
Okay, so they have Fred, Wilma, Bam Bam, the dinosaur, Dino.
They have Barney, Wilma, and Barney, the dinosaur.
Bam Bam.
No, Betty.
I mean, Betty.
Barney, Betty, and Bam Bam.
Okay.
No Pebbles.
I didn't realize they all...
No, they do have Pebbles.
I said Bam Bam toys.
I don't know.
They got the babies, the mom and dad, the babies, and the dinosaur, okay?
The moms, the dads, the babies, the dinosaur.
No, Mr.
Slate?
Yeah.
What's up with Mr.
Slate?
What about the, what's his name?
The Great Gazoo or whoever?
There's not enough flavor options to put the gazoo in there.
But I don't remember them being different flavors.
I remember them all.
Well, they're different colors.
There's like a dusty red.
There's a dusty dirt orange.
They're dusty.
Yeah.
I do remember the, I love the texture.
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You know,
people talk a lot about Yabba Dabba Doo, but what about Yabba Dabba D as in vitamin D?
You need more of it.
What about
you?
What about Yabba Dabba?
Don't forget to take your vitamins.
Isn't it weird that the Flintstones are extinct?
It's so strange.
They are bones.
Their entire family line is extinct.
Yeah, they're dusty.
All of their descendants.
Who do you think were raising
a whole hole?
There must be somebody descended from the Flintstones.
No.
There has to be one.
Like,
can 23 and me go back to my caveman ancestry?
I think Roger Stone, Sharon Stone, of course.
Of course.
Stone Phillips.
Phillips.
Stone Phillips.
Was he the Scuds?
The Rolling Stones.
No, that was Arthur Kent.
I'm sorry.
The Rolling Stones are just
all of them.
Everything's called Devil Pilot.
They're brothers.
People don't realize that.
Yeah.
The Rolling Stones are all brothers.
They're a family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're Septuplets.
Can I tell you about a new show that I watched?
Oh, God, I wish you would.
Sorry.
This is Lawrence Topics.
There is a
Lawrence Topics, really?
Yeah.
It's not.
Reality recap.
Reality recapitulation.
Yeah, of course it is.
Of course, it is.
Like, you were going to tell us about some narrative show you watched.
Oh, my God.
So there's this show that's fantastic, and I want to recommend it.
And I think you're both going to call bullshit on this show.
And I don't really want to hear up
here.
So the show is on Netflix.
It's called Tyler Henry, Life After Death.
This is Tyler Henry, the medium, who was on the show Hollywood Medium.
He was a young teen, and he was a medium that would read like celebrities.
But was he the Hollywood medium?
Yeah.
So this is, now he's, he's
a bit older.
Yeah, and then, and the whole show is, I liked the Hollywood medium, but it was a little bit, a little bit cheesy for me.
This show,
and that's saying something.
This show was it right.
Is he over 18 now?
Yeah, he's in his 20s.
He has his,
he has a wait list.
He's 29, somewhere around there.
Somewhere in there, yeah.
He has a waitlist of 300,000 people trying to get a reading from him.
Whoa.
And then they selected people from that wait list to be on the show.
So it's just regular people.
And he does these readings.
And he's so spot on.
And there's just crazy things that I didn't want to give any spoilers because some of it's so fun for the people out there who will watch this.
But he reads people.
Like he will just say, say things, even on the drive over.
Are you saying like he reads people?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Paris is burning style.
When he drives over, he's like, he's in the car.
He doesn't know where he's going.
He's being driven and he doesn't know who it's going to be.
And he'll like be able to tell you.
But he'll be able to tell.
What helps Scotties immediately?
I think it's going to be some women.
So he does know where he's going.
Always.
He can see ahead of him,
but he can also see far ahead of him.
Oh.
Now, where do you stand on mediums?
I don't believe that.
Yeah, I knew you were going to say that.
Now, look, if his waiting list is so long, some of these people ought to cough up the money and go see my girl Teal Swan and get yelled at.
Who's that?
Oh, she's in, she's this
grifter who there's the series about her called The Deep End, Teal Swan.
Oh, wait, I just read, I just read a, read, I read an Instagram post saying that I should watch that because if I liked Nixium, I'll love this.
Is that true?
Yeah, it's only four episodes, so very manageable.
Okay, don't tell me too much.
She is quite a character.
I can't wait.
I want to watch this.
And so,
is it a reality show of her, or is it just watching?
No, it's a documentary about her.
So, she was literally a grifter that's known.
Yeah,
it's very obvious when you watch this thing.
Or, can we sue you, Paul, for saying that?
Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
Wait, why are you going to sue me
on her being?
No, but I'm just saying, like, you don't believe in it, so you might just say that about her.
Well, because she's not, she's not just a medium.
That's that's like her supernatural gifts are just like a sort of side thing.
It's a sort of way she is like, she's able to prove what she's saying to people.
It's like, well, I could talk to dead people.
So they said this or whatever.
She's basically like a self-help guru.
It's very intense.
And she is clearly like a, like when you watch this thing, you're very much aware that she thought this would portray her in a positive light.
Oh, the doctor.
Yes.
Like, she doesn't realize that people, because she has enough people that are willing to pay for her nonsense,
she doesn't realize, like, and the average person looking in on this is going to say, oh, she's like a monstrous person who has severe
issues.
So you're trying to say that she's so far up her own ass.
Yes.
She can see out her eyeballs.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what you're trying to say.
She's so far up her own ass, she can see out of her eyeballs.
Yeah, that's what he was trying to say.
Yeah.
Couldn't get it out.
So, but Lauren, you, you believe what she said.
Well, I believe in it when someone seems to really have the ability.
I can, I feel that I can not believe in it when it feels fake or it feels like, you know, I've had some experiences where I, with
mediums, I did a podcast where I went and met with a few people.
Oh, that's right.
What was that called again?
It was called Psychic Show.
Does it exist anywhere?
Is it on Psychiatry?
It's probably on Stitcher Premium.
It's so irrelevant to my life now that I don't know.
I can't even imagine that it would be that interesting honestly um not that it matters i guess what my life is but you know what i mean i don't know it just feels like a long time ago i feel like at the time i remember talking to you about it and you i hope it's okay to say this that you felt like
you uh
the sort of seeker aspect of it for you was kind of satisfied by that experience and it wasn't something that you really pursued much afterwards yeah i'm not like somebody who's always checking in with some medium about like what i should do next in my life.
Although I do know a lot of people who use astrologers and things, and I think that's fun, and I think it can be really accurate.
And also, I think it can be really helpful.
Like, one thing that I think, like, I love watching the Long Island Medium, and I, even the times when I don't believe it, the people are so like
warmed by it.
It helps them.
I feel that it's a valid, like,
source of, you know, comfort to people that like, if they feel, oh, this person just told me that what I'm doing is the right thing, and that makes them feel good, that, like, that's really amazing.
I mean, people spend their murder on video games, and it makes them feel good.
So, same thing, yeah.
No, it's not
video games are real, exactly the same.
Well, and as real as this, but Tyler,
you've gone tooting around in Diddy Kong Stadium.
Can I give one spoiler?
And people out there, I'm sorry if you want, if it's a spoiler, you can't 30 seconds.
This man just accused me of going tooting around in Donkey Kong Stadium.
I said Diddy Kong.
Diddy Kong, forgive me.
P.
Diddy Kong?
P.
Diddy Kong.
Oh, there's a crossover I want to see.
Done anything with that?
P.
Diddy did the theme song to Godzilla.
He should have done it for Kong, and it would have been P.
Diddy Kong.
Yeah.
So, wait, let me just tell you one thing.
Tell me what you think about this.
Okay.
I'll give you my unvarnished opinion, I promise.
I'll give you my Jim-varnished opinion.
Oh, wow.
No what I mean.
Fern.
So
he.
Did he say, would you believe?
No, he did not.
That's Jonathan Mendes?
Would you believe?
Oh, no, it's uh maxwell smart
would you believe oh that's right
here's what here's what i'm why i'm inclined to believe okay just two more interruptions just we'll just give you like whatever you say
whatever you say we're gonna tell you the truth and our truth and that's just our truth no matter you know it's not not necessarily your truth here's what i liked about the show because they're filming it like documentary style they he says things
that become that get proven within hours that there's no way he could have known.
One example being he's doing a reading for two people that he
knew when he was younger.
He goes back to visit them.
And he basically brings up, do you know anything about a fire?
They're saying it's too hot.
Do you know anything about
wait,
somebody's communicating to him from hell?
Is that what's going on?
They were saying, they were saying, don't touch the fire.
He's like, he's like, what I'm getting, what I'm getting, the images that I'm getting are don't touch the fire.
it's too hot.
Do you know anything about a house fire or a fire in a building?
They're going, no, no, that doesn't ring any bells.
He's like, hmm, well, I don't know what to tell you.
That's what I was getting.
So in my opinion, it felt like, oh, maybe he's wrong.
And then
18 hours later,
there was a fire that someone later confessed to setting.
So it wasn't.
And it was in a Chinese sort of...
museum of sorts, like a center where they showed like historical artifacts.
That these people were at?
That they were, that they owned.
That they owned.
And it got set on fire by a person, a transient, it said, later confessed.
And they were going through town and they just set a fire.
It said it set it a building.
He would never set it on fire.
He, that's a, that's a historical building.
I want to give you my Janet varnished opinion.
Um,
I don't buy it, and I think there's always an explanation for these things.
That was an example of one that was like
there, there's a camera filming him.
He says this thing, and then it came true.
Like, it's a little different when it's a dead person, you know, spirit talking.
If it was like a fire at their house,
maybe, and a serious fire, not just like a, not just like a series of fire.
It was a serious fire.
No, like, no, I'm saying a serious fire at their house, but a fire at a why does it matter if it's not serious?
Meaning, like a grease fire you put out in 20 seconds?
Oh, well, yeah.
Right.
That would, that would be less impressive, you're saying it's a fight.
But that would be something that I think people would go like, oh, see, he said the fire, and and you put it out in 20 seconds.
That's what, because of his warning.
Good for you.
Can I also say 20 seconds is a long time to have a fire in your home that you're trying to put out?
Yeah, well, you know, agrees fire.
I'm just saying it's a good show.
I think there will always be something in your life that you could trace back.
Oh, no, I do think that is realistic.
Like, that, and I actually, like, I've talked about this on another podcast where I basically did an example of how I could do that same skill and like lead you into saying things that make it make sense.
And then it sounds like I just came up with all this stuff.
I do, I see how that's a thing, but I feel I believe in, I believe in Tyler Henry.
I do.
I believe in Tyler Henry.
I would love to have a reading with him.
I'm putting it out there and
he believes in you.
I'm sure he does.
And let me, may I make this on topic, this is a recommendation I like to make.
It's time for Paul's recommendations.
Oh, new segment.
Please recommend it.
I think we have a song.
Do we have a
song?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
He's a guy and he likes stuff.
He's a guy and he likes stuff.
It's Paul's recommendation
with Paul F.
Tompkins.
Nice.
Hey, everybody.
There's a podcast called Ghost Church
that is from Jamie Loftus, who does great journalistic podcasts.
And it's about
the spiritualist movement, which is essentially like mediums, people communicating with the dead and doing seances and stuff like that, and how they are
still going today.
Um, this this specific sort of
quasi-religion
that um uh does you know uh psychic readings and stuff like that, not psychic readings, but they they they their whole thing is they communicate with the spirit realm and blah blah blah.
Um, and even though the founders of this movement have been were discredited a long time ago, like in their own lifetimes, the thing still like they confess to uh just just like faking all these, you know, spirit visitations, noises, shit like that.
Like, they, they eventually
after they were.
Well, that's interesting.
I would like to listen to that.
Yeah, it's
great.
One more thing is that he'll sing this.
Is this one more thing with Lauren?
Yeah.
Can you sing the song?
It's one more thing.
Oh, okay.
Oh, really?
You want to sing it?
With Lauren Lapkis.
One more thing.
You sound like there was an argument in the middle of that theme song.
I think there was, and we have to recreate that every time.
It's a weird theme song.
I like it.
Two songwriters.
Yeah, two people start singing at the same time completely different songs.
Then they have a mini argument about it.
It's a good thing.
The third person comes in.
He will say things that only that person would know.
Like really specific thing, only that person would know.
They haven't talked about it.
Like, for example, his high school teacher, who we see on the show, he like in high school came up to her and said something specific: like, Lorraine says you have, it's okay to cry, or whatever.
And she was like, She had just that's someone who had died.
He didn't know that.
She hadn't told him that.
What if I came up to you and said, It was impossible to find it out?
They kept it secret.
It was, it was
real.
What if I came up to you and said,
Brian says that you can finally let go?
I'd be like,
not me.
Ryan.
Like a guy.
A guy.
Brian.
Oh, so it's not you.
It's not me, but like a guy.
Brian says I can finally let go.
That really doesn't mean anything to me.
What if I said to you,
but
I love my mind?
It might be Brian.
I might have heard it wrong.
It might be like that.
Here's what I love.
What if I said to you?
We'll play around with this real quick.
What if I said,
just to what if I walked in the room and you both were in there and I said this?
There's an older female figure who's coming through
and she said, she wants me to tell you she's proud of you.
Does that mean anything to anyone?
Lauren, as an old lady in the future?
Obviously, the message was meant for Paul.
He's crying.
What if I said to you, the minute you walked in the joint,
I could tell.
What if I said, okay, Lauren, this is, okay, this is real.
What if I said, this is real.
D has a message for you.
This is working.
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D, do you know anything with a D?
I do.
Do you know anything with a D?
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I think it might be D's nuts.
Okay.
How'd you get in touch with him?
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Paul, where?
Where are you?
We're on Zoom.
Where in the world is your friend Paula Tompkins?
I am in Las Vegas, Nevada.
What are you doing there?
I am in an hotel room.
Well, my,
what's her name?
Janie, my wife.
Her father and his wife are traveling back home.
They were in Hawaii.
They're on a layover here, and then they're going to continue on to their home.
And so we decided to meet them here and spend some time with them.
Wow, that's so nice.
I thought you were doing a show.
No.
I've never performed in Las Vegas.
Never, never.
Where are you staying?
Oh, I don't know.
I'm not going to tell you that.
Come on, just tell me where you stay in Vegas.
Are you in the tip of the nose of the Sphinx?
Is there a Sphinx hotel?
We're in the tip of the nose of the Sphinx.
We're at the.
Doesn't it not have a nose?
We're in the Empire State Building in New York, New York.
Where we are at a hotel called the ARIA.
What is that?
I've never even heard of it.
Are we doing is this Halo?
I'm doing Little Mermaid.
I was doing Little Mermaid as well.
Oh, what?
I was also doing Little Mermaid.
We got a triple little mermaid.
You win.
Did you gamble at all, Paul?
Your money?
Not your money.
Not your life.
I gamble with my time for sure.
But I'm not a big gambler.
I might gamble while I'm here.
Janie likes to play craps.
Really?
What's her number that she likes to get?
Four.
What is crap?
I feel like I just always go along.
That's where you roll the dice.
Roll the dice.
And basically, like your first roll, if you get a seven, you win.
But if you get anything else other than two.
Is that right?
Two?
Yeah.
Yeah, if you get a seven, you win.
But if you get anything else other than two,
then you have to.
I'm already lost and I've seen this.
then you have to roll again and match that number before you get another seven because seven is the most common number that you can uh roll and so you only can roll once and then the next person rolls and no you you you you can roll as as long as you usually when you crap out as they say meaning you get a seven before you match your point
it's customary to like pass the dice on because you're no longer lucky if that makes sense but that seems fun that seems i like roulette and that seems like equally random craps is the funnest table in the casino.
Yeah.
Because everybody's having a good time.
Because everyone is sort of feeding on you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, hey, we believe in you that you're going to do it.
And if someone's on a big streak where they're just like hitting their point or like, you know, rolling seven on the first roll.
Yeah.
Like it just becomes a big party.
If you hear cheering in a casino, that's where it's coming from.
Oh.
And it is fun.
It's fun to, it's fun to just like be around it, you know, to see everybody like get, they're so into it and people are joking with each other and encouraging each other and shit like that.
It's really, it is fun.
It really is fun.
It's fun.
It's fun.
We used to play at
Mr.
Show with a certain person that made their own craps table that they would bring to parties.
Maybe we'll see him on TV very soon.
Who knows?
Hey, any of us, you know, have had wonderful show business careers, so you could see any of us on TV very soon.
Hey, it's true.
It's true.
He might be on shows that we've never even dreamed of being on, like the news.
What a long, strange trip it's been.
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, everyone, everyone in life, the older, if we're, if we're lucky enough to get old, we're all going to turn crazy.
No.
You don't think?
My parents, all of their friends
from back in the day, they're all nuts.
Oh, all their church friends?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're all insane.
Yeah.
That
is
cool.
Do you know who it is pretty cool?
Do you know who I look at as Norman Lear, who has
kept his marbles and his politics and
still seems like a cool guy.
He's almost 100 years old, right?
Maybe it's the hat.
You don't have to get bad opinions as you get older.
People who have bad opinions as they get older probably also had bad opinions when they were younger.
Maybe, but I also think that the internet preys upon old people and is a way,
but lonely people in general.
Well, there was a really interesting profile I thought of this.
Oh, my God.
Did you hear about that woman, Eleanor Rigby?
She got protoplaned by the internet.
Yeah.
She died.
There was a profile on
a woman in the Midwest who was supporting a particularly odorous political candidate.
And
it was a profile on her.
And it was really, the part that I found really interesting was her.
talking about how
without this, she feels very adrift in her life and like nothing matters.
And she's like,
she just feels this existential dread.
And she's like, you know, she was talking about, she was building a
floor for
these political rallies she was having.
And she's like, I can hold this screw and I know that it's real and I'm real.
But, you know, the more time I spend on the internet, you know, I don't know.
It was very interesting just that people.
People, people's lives, they feel like, you know, what is the whole point of it?
And they sort of feel like, you know, if they attach themselves to these really weird opinions, that it's making life worthwhile, you know.
Well, what's so strange to me is like, there's other communities, you know what I mean?
Like, you don't have to fall into that community.
If you're looking to,
you know, connect with people,
there's communities that don't feel like
anyone who disagrees with you politically is a pedophile.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's, there's people, there's hobbies and stuff.
Yeah, there's like model trains.
Why don't more old people get into Pokemon?
It's right there.
I know, why aren't they playing Animal Crossing?
They would love Animal Crossing.
They would love it.
They would love it.
Maybe they feel like they can't pick up the controllers with their arthritic hands.
Oh, I need to pay rent, but I'm out of bales.
The raccoon will evict me.
Is that what it is?
I've never played it.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yeah.
I've played the chorus.
Animal Crossing is weird.
It's a weird game.
You've played what?
I played the chorus on
the Mario Kart 8.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, it's a weird game, but it was like really a comforting game at the beginning of the pandemic.
I had never played it before.
It was, but it was like my little world that I was in, and it felt just really good.
It felt like your world was not constricting, but rather expanding.
Exactly.
I was going to New Islands.
Do you remember we'd visit each other's islands?
I do remember.
And that was always a fun time.
It was always so great.
We'd go into each other's stores.
That was always fun to see what you had.
i gotta say i got a switch recently and matt apodaka like said hey here's my friend name befriend me
and then nothing has happened here's my friend name befriend me
like how do you am i supposed am i you have to you have to do it anytime i'm on there it looks and i it goes matt apodaka's not online so oh what am i supposed to do you just wait he holds all the cards now he holds all the cards he holds all the cards yes hey matt come on i'll go on right now.
By the way, one of the things.
Speaking halfway.
One of the things maybe why he's not granting your friend request is you're pronouncing his name wrong because it's Apodeco.
What?
I actually thought it was.
It's Mate Apodeco.
Mate Apodeco?
That's so crazy.
I thought it was
Aples and Benenes.
Really?
No,
that's his nickname.
This is nuts.
It's Mate Aples and Benenes Apodeco.
What?
Yes.
This is incredible.
That's incredible.
This is big news.
This is is big, big news.
Big, big news.
What are you doing for the moment?
Oh, anyway, my favorite gambling is I play the Animal Crossing slot machine.
You did?
Really?
No.
No, you got to do it.
I'm sure there are.
There probably is.
That's what it makes me laugh when you go look at the slot machines and they're all these like trying to, there's a cheers one.
Yeah, but that's how you get in there, man.
I'm like, oh, they got a section of anyone.
Yeah.
Section the City One, very popular.
There's a Golden Girl slot machine people really enjoy.
People like to see their friends while they're gambling.
It makes it more fun.
Yes.
Where's the Parks and Wreck slot machine?
I'm sure they have one.
They have Big Bang Theory.
I mean, anyway.
Where's the Green Acres slot machine?
Green Acres is the place to be.
Where's the Arthur slot machine?
Is that shit like that?
When you wake up between the moon and New York.
That's even better.
The fucking movie Arthur.
Were you talking about the cartoon?
The remake.
I was talking about the the cartoon.
Hey, Arnold.
I forgot.
It's called Hey Arnold.
No, Arthur.
Arthur.
Arthur is a cartoon.
Just Arthur.
Just Arthur?
Arthur the Ardvar.
Oh, I was thinking of, hey, Arnold, he's the football head man, right?
What the hell are we doing?
I don't know.
Does anyone enjoy listening to this?
No.
Tell you what.
Why don't we take a break?
Let's get our lives together.
Okay.
I mean, let's move in together, the three of us.
Yes.
That's what I mean.
Okay, I'll think about it.
All right.
We'll be right back.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
We're back.
Hey, you know what?
I heard the Oh No TikTok song in the wild once, and it was very weird.
Wow, it's a real song.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's got some bond, dude.
When Gordon Ramsey's daughter cracked the egg on his head.
Oh, yeah, I know that.
That's the song.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
That song is playing during it?
Yes.
Well, it's a song that people put over.
But the song sounds slightly different in real life.
There's like a weird filter on it that when the people use it for when the people use it for TikTok.
When the people use it for TikTok.
When the people use it for TikTok.
There is a little sound on the voice.
Take it, Lauren.
And that's the the way that they sing it now, and they do it till their hoist.
Scott, and I don't know what we're talking about.
What is TikTok?
What is all of this stuff?
Oh, he's the oldest of us all.
He's never heard of TikTok.
Tick woohoo?
Who talk?
Block blick?
Speaking of block blick.
We have a brand new segment we're going to debut.
And we've never done this before.
We've been talking about it for a while.
Oh, wow.
And it's finally time.
It's come to pass that we are able to do the segment.
A while back.
This is really going to happen.
Oh, my God.
I can't even believe it.
I don't even know if I'm ready for this.
I wet my pants.
I wet my pants.
That's the segment.
Where we all wet ourselves.
We all concentrate and we pee-pee our pants alone.
A pee-pee and the potty.
A pee-pee and the potty.
Perfect.
Appee P.
Do you sing that to Holly?
No, what?
This show has peaked.
We finally got around to singing Peepee in the Potty.
A pee-pee and the potty.
Appey.
Speaking of Pee-Pee in the Potty, we have a voicemail.
We came up with a phone number.
We gave the number, which is haha la input.
Too many letters, but it still works anyway.
Well, it doesn't work.
Here's what happens: you have to just stop typing before you get to the T.
Well, you you could put in the T, couldn't you?
No, if you do that, it goes doo-doo.
This is no number, but wait, but wait, I did it and it worked.
Holy shit.
Um, did you do it on a landline?
Yeah,
if you did it on a landline, it would just start dialing.
But on the phone, what am I doing?
Why didn't you specify, Lauren?
I did it from my cellular phone in the car after one of our recordings, as soon as we got the number.
Ha, ha, la
input call
doesn't even have to press call.
L-A-I-N.
N
Your call cannot be completed as dial is that including is that including the area code
area code is ha ha
no it's ha ha ha the area code be four two four
five two
four
six I'm gonna try this too seven eight let's all call it at the same time see if we call it here we go okay because it's four two four two five two four six seven eight eight
okay
what if I press the group?
No.
It's just ha ha la in poo.
What if I
ha la in poo?
Ha ha la.
What if I, what if I
do, ka doom do.
Now I was doing the
reach out and touch faith.
Is that what he says?
Reach out and touch faith.
Reach out and touch.
I always assume.
Look at that.
Special guest.
Special guest on the show.
Oh, my gosh.
Where is she going?
What is she doing?
She's going poolside, baby.
She's a water baby.
Oh, now she's wet.
What?
She's giving us a show?
Janie!
Janie's got a Kindle.
They're screaming your name into my ears.
Oh, you heard?
Okay.
You heard?
You heard.
So anyway, we have a number.
We have a number.
It's Ha Ha La Inpoo to the tune of Reach Out and Touch Faith.
And we finally got some voicemails.
And we're going to, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to play some voicemails.
We're going to figure out: do we want to do this?
Do we ever want to play voicemail?
And what, why do we, why do we want to do that?
Janie was just miming giving Paul a massage.
I didn't even catch that.
Yeah, it was crazy.
She came up behind you and went, like, what?
She could have just given me a sage.
Yeah, really.
Yeah, I'd like one too, Janie.
She could have given me a Sajun.
Okay, so we're going.
This segment basically, and this is like a three-cher.
This is a segment where we decide whether we ever want to play voicemails ever again yes and it's a bit of a game
this is a good game all right so Shevin why don't you hit us with a voicemail that you personally have deemed worthy of listening to on a podcast and we by the way we made Shevin listen to all of these beforehand
all of them He refused to do it and we said, no, you have to do it.
We made him do it.
We pay your salary is what we said.
Like that lady in the Patty Lupone audience.
Yes, exactly.
And so he then
was forced to listen to them all, but then we didn't force him to sort them out into like, this is worthwhile or this isn't worthwhile.
He actually paid us to do that.
It was listen to them all and let us sort them out.
Yeah.
But then he was like, can you just, can I pay you $500
for the honor of sorting these into different categories?
And make no mistake, this is for the honor.
It's for the glory of love.
Yeah, that's right.
So we allowed him to do that.
We split the 500 three ways.
and um so now we're gonna hear the fruits of his labor let it rip ha ha la input ha ha l a input ha ha l a input freedom goodbye
perfect okay so okay i i've made my decision well hold on a second we can we can take them on a case-by-case basis that kind of thing we don't need we don't we don't want any of that
that'll that'll he also just sang the song wrong it's good that we've heard it to know to know that
bullshit.
I am glad that there's a recording taking up some of the space in the world,
you know, sort of an
abstract way that's right.
Yeah, especially in our heads, like that's now in my head, and I've forgotten about something else.
You know, that's living rent-free in my head.
I'm about to charge it.
Yeah,
okay, let's get another voicemail.
Uh,
yeah, uh, this is Kianu Reeves.
Uh, Okay.
Calling on behalf of him.
Stop.
Stop.
What if it's him?
What if it's him?
Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Wait, remember, Scott?
He sounds like that.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
I think it's him.
Our pal,
man, Zukas.
Anyway, thought I'd welcome all of you aboard to forget it.
No, I don't want any of this.
Six.
Okay, give me one that's really good, Kevin, that you keep listening to because you love it so much and you fall asleep listening to it and stuff.
Yeah.
We don't want that, right?
No, we don't hold in agreement.
We don't want people doing pretend voices
and talking bullshit.
No.
I want real hardcore.
Real shit.
I want real hard.
I want people to call up crying.
I want confessions.
Confession lines.
Yes.
Confessions, we definitely want.
Freedom confessions.
Freedom confessions we definitely want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hot secrets.
Give them.
What was that thing where people would write little confessions online?
Post-secret.
Post-secret.
I'm an avid follower.
I have many of the books.
We want that.
So
if you have a little confession you'd like to make.
Murders.
I did say little.
Little murders.
Please don't call in and confess to a murder because then we have to figure out what to do with that information.
If you've murdered, Kevin does, because we won't ever hear it.
If you've murdered anyone under five feet tall, we'd like to hear about it.
Yeah.
That's horrible.
4'11 and under.
All right, if you've murdered anyone over six foot, tell us.
Yeah.
All right, next voicemail to be judged.
I got some low-slung calls.
Hey, what's up, Freedom Gang?
It's Broan calling from Columbus, Ohio.
I was calling with a question for you.
I've got a high school class reunion coming up, 10 years.
And I was wondering if there was, if you guys had any suggestions for
ways to make it not awkward
and make it kind of like almost like a game out of it did you guys go to your high school class reunion if so what uh what did you do at of them and uh and was it fun or was it not fun okay bye
i don't mind this one although i feel like we've talked we've talked about it on the show already we have yeah
but you know i've been i've been to all my class reunions my my kind of game if you will there is to have sex with my classmates wives yeah oh good yeah that's a fun game that makes it it passes well it definitely makes it not awkward It passes the three minutes
to have sex with all of them.
I didn't go to mine because I wasn't invited, but I did see on like Facebook or something that it was happening at one point, and I never got the information.
Was this like a 20-year?
It would be 10.
It was my 10-year-old.
It was your 10-year.
But even then, I was like, we already had Facebook, and it kind of felt like I knew what everyone was doing.
He's just, it's.
That's the thing, too.
Yeah.
It does seem weird in this day and age where you can keep in touch with people from your past so easily.
If I'm going to say, if why are you going if you're needing a game to not make it awkward?
Well, I mean, the person wants to see everyone and see what they're up to.
Yeah.
Like, I think what was refreshing.
Well, then go in disguise.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wear a mustache and like a long wig.
And then
platform boots.
What are you doing these days?
I think what was refreshing about the 10-year for me is just how everyone was really nervous and everyone was sort of like feeling judged.
And then I had, I saw someone that I kind of barely knew and I was talking to her.
I was like, what are you up to?
She's like, well, I'm unemployed.
I'm living with my parents and things suck.
And I was like, how, how honest and how refreshing?
And she wasn't.
She wasn't putting on airs or she wasn't trying to impress anyone.
And I thought that was really cool.
And so I decided just that it would be sort of like that.
And I think everyone is really nervous and everyone is worried.
And when you realize that, you go in and just like try to put everyone at ease and be non-judgmental because
no one's judging you.
Everyone's feeling judgmental.
That's right.
Everybody puts their pants on one leg at a time.
It's just that some people are more successful than you.
I jump into my pants with both.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Open trampoline.
Everyone does, stupid.
I stand on my like
headboard on like my tiptoes.
And then I like leap forward with my feet first.
It's really hard because I can always risk hitting my head on the wall.
And I jump straight into pants that are held up by like a contraption that I've made.
Yeah.
Here's what I do: I don't put my pants on.
I get my pants to get on me.
I lie on my back, put my legs up in the air.
I throw the pants as high as I can.
And hopefully, they land
over my legs.
Like the Legos land over me, and I can, they just fall naturally onto my body.
That's right.
I used to lower my legs.
Hold on, buddy.
No, you hold on.
Because you spoke last before, Paul.
Now, hold on.
You're a conversation hog.
I don't give a shit.
Let's not forget our rules.
Yeah, the rules are.
It goes through.
If Lauren never wants to talk, we just shut up.
All right.
No, no, no, no.
What?
So if you want to talk, we shut up.
How does that make sense?
So advice.
Nobody shuts up for anyone else.
Wait, hold on a second.
You're saying that when you want to talk, we're supposed to be quiet.
All right.
So advice, if you're asking for advice, that's a decent thing you can call in about.
Let's hear another voicemail.
and decide.
Hi, Scott, Paul and Lauren.
This is Tilly in North Carolina.
I'm on my lunch break.
I'm teaching kids summer camp, and it's a Harry Potter theme, and I don't know anything about Harry Potter.
And I just wanted to ask you guys, what spells should I teach them?
Because I'm pretty sure they're going to be capable of some intense magic.
Anyhow, take care.
See you later.
I think you have to teach.
And look, it's far too late as we know.
She's getting a lunch break.
Did we get back to her soon enough?
Yeah, I don't know.
We're not at home.
That number doesn't reach any of our homes so we're not we can't like call you back what we should do honestly is we should have a ha ha la input 911 number that if it's an emergency text us in emergencies that we can get back to them within 20 minutes and it's four numbers right
right
it's it's ha ha la input but you're supposed to stop after h a h a
right
and then put in 911 like a way to remember it is ha ha la input but only do law yeah
yeah don't do la la input.
And then add 911 and you can remember because that's when the planes hit, you know.
Or try praying, try praying to us.
Yeah,
we'll listen to prayers.
Let's get one more, Kevin.
Let's have another one.
Hi, Scott.
Hi, Paul.
Hi, Lauren.
Great to hear you guys.
So nice to talk to you.
Thank you.
This is nice to see you.
First time long time.
Yeah, I guess you guys might just want to update what you're telling telling folks.
You're saying the numbers ha ha la input when really
no T at the end there.
I guess if you're counting that last eight on both you and T,
then certainly you're correct.
Otherwise, ha ha la input.
I actually have to say I was really enjoying
his calling.
I was enjoying his, the way he spoke, and I was enjoying how it felt real.
He had a really lovely.
I thought he was going to give us an update on his life.
I know.
Here's the thing.
Don't call us with things that we've already just discussed minutes before in the podcast.
Like we talked about that at the beginning of the segment.
So what's the point of you calling in?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's just repetitive bullshit.
So if you're calling right now, just hang up.
Also, it's not a criticism line, okay?
Yeah.
We want praise.
We want you to pray to us and we want you to sing lasanas to us.
It is right to give us thanks and praise.
Give us our flowers.
Come on.
We deserve them.
No, okay.
So what do we want from this we want we didn't i want confessions minor confessions minor confessions if you want minors if people are soliciting advice solicitations are fine yeah and a life update that you think is um oh yeah life interesting yeah do you know what else if people want to do produced versions of any of our jingles we're we're fine with that also if anyone wants i would love to play that if anyone wants to do produced funny prank calls
that are for our under 10 minutes, and then we can take credit for them.
Yeah, that would be great.
And we release them as an album.
Yeah, that's yeah, I love that.
All right, like Germany boys style prank phone calls that are like with really good voices, though.
Exactly, Sizzle Jest.
So
please dial Ha Ha La Inpu and
P O
No, obviously P U.
Obviously.
The problem with PU.
Great documentary.
So
thank you so much for the people that called in.
We may never listen to these ever again.
I probably.
The same ones you mean?
I'm going to have Kevin burn those over.
We'll listen to those over and over.
I'm having Kevin burn those onto a CD for me right now.
I'm going to listen to those a lot.
A lot.
And I love them so much.
And they made me feel really good.
And, you know, even though I called and just correct the phone number, thank you for taking the time because
thank you very much.
But we didn't talk about it earlier.
We loved it.
We loved it so much, but we, at the same time, cried.
I cried tears of joy.
Yeah.
I just loved it.
And I just, it meant so much.
It meant so much.
It meant so much.
So much.
So much.
So much.
So remember that's ha ha launch.
Hey, what a weird, disjointed episode this was.
And I loved every minute of it.
Well, you know, that's, you know, yeah.
That's the reason.
one of us, one of us is in Nevada.
What do you expect?
Yeah, I know.
You know, there's different rules there.
Did you guys consider getting together in one place so it would just be a two-uh Zoom window thing?
No, we never considered that.
No.
Were you secretly relieved that I made it so that you didn't have to be in the same room with each other?
I prefer being in the same room.
I do prefer that as well because it's.
We have breaking freedom news.
Whoa.
Shevin just put in the chat, KP,
the guy
submitted
a game that needed work, and we begged him to work on this idea.
For weeks, for weeks, he refused to talk to us.
And now he finally just emailed, here it is, from KP.
Hello, Threeple.
Fun.
I like it.
I like it.
I'd hate to be a total biff.
Don't get that.
But it seems to me you are all too chicken to play my three chicken.
Oh, it's a
Okay, because he calls people chicken and then Bach Bagok in parentheses.
Bach Bagok.
The chicken boys.
Bach Bagok.
Thank you, Laura.
It's,
I don't know, Bach Bagok.
Thanks.
Thanks, Easter Bunny, Bach Bach.
Everyone is calling out for junket, but you cannot bring yourselves to do it, I guess, out of fear of having too much fun.
Well, we're threatened.
Hell no.
I mean, he's obviously his back is up because we called him out on his bullshit.
Yeah.
I believe you requested to know what the big prize was for winning.
That was part of what we requested.
How does the answer to the question, what does the meaning of life sound?
Spoilers, it's love.
If that doesn't wet your beak, that's not how that expression sounds.
Then the winner will get a story, but it is on a theme with chickens.
Then the winner will get a story on my Instagram dedicated to them that I will leave up for two hours.
Oh, that's.
Come on, why are you being a Scrooge about your leave it up for 24 hours?
That's meant to be.
No one's going there anyway, KP.
Pin it, asshole.
Put it in your highlights.
Yeah.
That should settle that.
The proverbial ball is in your metaphorical court.
Okay, KP, you obviously haven't been listening, and this is why we haven't heard from you in weeks, because we asked for
KP.
You have shit in your ears, dude.
KP.
We asked for tweaks to the game.
I can't remember what tweaks we asked for.
It's
not on us.
It's not on us.
But I can't remember what we said,
you know, four minutes ago, let alone four weeks ago.
Your job is to listen, my dear boy, and listen to the people.
I can't believe we got threatened on our own podcast.
KP, your job is to listen and follow orders.
Yeah, not to disrespect us in our house.
Yeah.
All right, KP, that's another week that we are not playing your game.
So
take on that.
Yeah.
And don't write us again, KP.
Unless you've cleaned up your fucking act.
Yeah.
Please.
And apologized to us each individually.
I want three separate apologies.
I don't want a collective apology because I don't want to share mine with Lauren.
Yeah.
I don't want to share mine with Paul.
I want my own apology.
KP, consider it standing for keep apologizing because that's what you need to do, son.
All right.
And by the way, we don't even need to accept the apology.
No, we don't.
No.
That's.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Accepting it is not
necessarily going to happen.
That will be based on the apology we receive.
That's it'll be based on my feelings when I hear the apology.
If I'm like, oh my God, that was so
KP, you messed with the bull and you got the horns.
So
get right with God and
tweak that game and make whatever else we said.
Yes.
And do all the things that we said.
All right.
Well, that was Threedom.
We're
Threedom USA on Instagram and Twitter, threedomusa gmail.com.
And of course, haha light and poo on the phone.
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And Paul, have a great time in Vegas.
Have a great time.
And always better.
Thank you.
This is an ad free that changes all the rules.
Can you go put $100 on black on roulette and just see what happens?
And then give us the winnings.
I was actually thinking about that exact thing today.
Oh, and filming.
Giving us the winnings?
Not that part.
I would love to see you do that.
I was walking by the roulette table and I was like, what if I just put $100 on a color and then...
Yeah.
whatever happens, happens.
But then I thought, if I lose, I will be upset.
You could be mildly annoyed.
But it's your play money.
It's your vacation money.
But see, Lord, but this is what I was thinking.
I was like, if I have this little budget of gambling money, right?
But if I do a crazy, if I do a crazy stunt like that, it's just over.
And I'm like,
I just tore up $100.
No, that is true.
I love to sit there and play for a while online.
All right.
The episode is over.
Goodbye.
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