Threevisiting: Proud Mother of Two Dumbass Kids
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Was I
premature
singulation?
What about when our consciousnesses are uploaded to the premature singulation?
Oh, my God.
That will be so wonderful.
We want to deal with these bugs.
Do you think we'll have consciousnesses next to each other?
I hope so.
Put it away alphabetical.
Oh, damn.
First name or last name?
All the consciousnesses.
Last name.
It's got to be last name.
So it's like the white pages.
Yeah.
It's just
like the yellow pages where it's by job.
What if they do it alphabetical?
What if they do it by height height order?
Oh my god, manufacturing.
It's going to be by job so that you have something.
Not next to me.
No, he's
a different guy.
Wait, who did the uh-uh-uh?
Oh, fuck.
It wasn't.
No, it's not Mugsy Bumbum.
Take me but
remembering.
If you're out there, we love you.
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We love you telling us that we can't do things
that we wish we could do.
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Didn't you guys just get so excited when they made these water bottle caps slim?
So slim.
When they made a slimline water bottle caps.
Do you know how to save the earth?
I remember a guy that I knew who was not a stand-up comedian.
Okay.
But who watched.
When
he went her move.
His name was Red Herring.
Oh.
And he was watching a stand-up show that I was on.
He said, I noticed you guys all would like, you take the cap off the water bottle and then you put it back on.
You would have to keep unscrewing it to take a sip of water.
And it's like, why did you do that?
It's so, it's so silly.
And I remember at the time, like, immediately feeling like, oh, yeah, that is silly.
And then I realized, because if you knock the fucking bottle over, if you knock it over, if dust or whatever gets inside of it, termites, uh-huh, it could move in
a lot of bad stuff could move in.
Yeah.
A snail.
And it's also something to do with your hands.
A super long snake.
Exactly.
You know, which you need to do so you don't smoke.
Yes.
while you're doing stand-up.
Andrew Dice Clay, he didn't have a water bottle.
A mouse ran up my clock.
You know what we can say, though?
That was a great.
What if you swap these?
It was a great character.
It was.
It was a good character.
It was special.
It was special, and I think that the satire was incisive.
He made a lot of good points.
Well, when you take nursery rhymes and you throw cock into them, it's like things are getting weird up in here.
Jack and Jill went up a cock.
What if he had just done them like a normal person without the character?
Wouldn't have been as popular, right?
It'd be more interesting to have a chance.
Dickory dickory dock.
A mouse run up my cock.
That's funnier.
Mouse run up my cock.
Samantha.
Dickory dickory dog.
Mouse run up his cock, and it was long and hard.
That's a great impression of.
Samantha.
You know, I read a great interview with her.
I think it was.
Was it Vanny Fair?
Why, I wonder, did I read it?
Was it in Jazz?
Was it in Jazz Scat Monthly?
It was in Jazz Scat Monthly.
But she said that the Samantha voice was a voice that sort of developed over time.
Yeah, because if you watch her...
You know, if you watch her in Police Academy or.
You know, I've seen her in other things, but I've never retained music.
Because she's just kind of a normal person in those, where it's just like, hey, the mannequin didn't.
All cops are bad.
bastards.
I'm going to have to check it out.
I watched her on How I Met Your Father.
Oh, good.
Oh, how's that?
It was cute.
And she's really, it's just fun to see her because we missed her in Androst Like That.
I loved Andros Like that.
Think about how I met your father.
As I got really suckered into the How I Met Your Mother.
I didn't realize it would take 10 years to find out.
It's like if someone were to come up to you and go, I'm going to tell you a story, it's going to take 10 years.
You'd go, no, thank you.
And you'd walk away.
It's a really long time.
So I'm just worried about this one.
Okay, so like if you put all those
intros and outros together, right?
And then in the middle you fill in the amount of time it would just take you to tell the story
just to tell the story, the plot of the episode.
He's doing how much time
it's excruciating details.
Like down to really specific conversations.
Here's what they were wearing.
Here's what they said.
Here's where they walked in.
Here's how many people were in the bar.
Here are the guest stars.
Yeah.
I wonder how much time the story would take.
The story would actually take.
Well, okay, say it's
10 seasons of 22 episodes.
episodes.
It's 220 episodes of just 22 minutes.
An episode, 22 times 22 minutes.
Well, I'm going to do it.
Oh my God, there's like a Jim Carrey movie.
The devil's number.
It's 4,840 minutes, which is 80-hour.
But that's with the story.
If you're doing
excruciating details, eight hours a day, it would take 10 days.
Yeah.
But I'm saying if you just, if you just give the plot summary.
Yeah.
So here, let me try to do it.
Eight hours a day.
These are
spoilers for how I met your mother.
Okay.
Which you've memorized all the episodes.
Yes.
So I used to live in New York.
Yeah, right.
You don't even believe that?
Well, wouldn't the kids have to do something?
Oh, no.
Here goes dad with another story.
Hey, hey, kids, sit out here for a second.
Okay, I used to live in New York.
And by the way, I'm going to tell you how I met your mother.
Oh, okay.
Do we know she is?
We didn't ask, but you know your mother, right?
I do.
Lady.
Do you drop you off?
Oh,
yeah, because you're divorced.
Yeah.
Did they get divorced?
No, she's dead as fuck.
I'm loving it.
Okay, so here's
the beginning of This Is Us, the most recent episode, had that this.
I don't want to hear this because I haven't seen it.
No, but it was the most, it just had a musical sting at the beginning that was like,
I swear, we were like, I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
Interesting.
That's weird.
Yeah, I know.
My favorite music is the music from Gray's Anatomy when something funny is happening.
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
Yes.
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
Wonderful.
By the way, this is us getting sadder and sadder as we wrap up the sixth season.
I cried my eyes out at that Miguel episode.
Who's with me?
By the way, my mom just sent me a text.
Quirkle was the game.
Okay.
Thank you, mom.
And that's good.
Is she rapping now?
Yeah, I was going to say.
And Sharon is my name.
So whatever your mom's saying is Linda.
Linda.
Quirkle was the game that they gave me.
Okay, so this is how I know your mother.
I used to hang out with a bunch of people in New York.
They were my best friends.
And one day, what were their names and how do they dress?
Ah, fuck.
What were they wearing one day?
One was everything they said.
One was Willow.
One was the naked guy.
She was Willow from
that one movie.
And, of course, Neil Patrick Harris.
Barney H., yes.
Yes.
And then, was there anyone else?
No.
Christina Gigliotti.
But no, no, not yet.
But then, then this.
Then I met this lady and I was like really into her.
And that was mom?
No, but that was mom.
I started dating her and I tried to date her for a while and it just never worked out.
She ended up
anyway.
She's dead now.
Oh, no.
The woman who just dropped me off?
Yeah.
Oh my God, you got a ghost.
They just dropped you off.
Oh, no, she just died.
Yeah, it was 10 years ago.
That's right.
Yeah, she was a ghost.
No, 10 years ago.
And she was a little bit of a girl.
She was telling the story.
She died of old age.
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Come on, Paulie.
The story was taking so long.
Come Come on, DJ Paulie.
Come on, Paulie.
Hi, Paulie.
You want a cracker?
Paul, he wants a cracker.
My name's Paulie F.
Tompkins.
Paulie F.
Tompkins.
I want a cracker.
Somebody saved this conversation.
How did it get?
I'm crying.
How did it get here?
How did I get here?
That's what I meant.
I was Paulie F.
Tompkins.
I didn't even know what that was supposed to be.
You couldn't get through.
How did I get here?
When the turn is over!
This is not good.
This is good stuff.
This is the best episode yet.
I love it.
Who cares?
This is us.
Is Brian Cox no longer the spokesperson?
I'm loving it.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Bada ba-ba-ba.
Man, I love that Roy Irvison was able to pull that out.
What a weird guy.
What a weird guy.
I don't really know anything about him except for a pretty good guy.
What if I told you about this guy?
Okay, my friend Roy's coming over.
Kind of a weirdo.
Does he only wear sunglasses even if it's night?
He only wears sunglasses.
He's got incredible.
Was that something he did, or was that just from a video?
No, he was a sunglasses.
Sunglasses guy all the time.
He's incredibly pale like a vampire.
Were eyes weird?
Well, his whole face is weird.
Were eyes weird?
Were eyes weird?
Why is weird?
I gotta Google what he looks like.
Okay, he's incredibly pale like a vampire.
He only wears black.
He sings these incredibly gorgeous melodies, but then he decides to do a cat sound in the middle of it.
Don't forget about his haircut.
Oh, yes.
Which is just kind of a bowl-cut, sort of like a Rich Little from the 80s turdo.
Yes, definitely like a King Richard, kind of, or who am I thinking of?
That's who I'm thinking.
King Richard is that movie.
About a real guy.
Nope, that's called King Richard because of the real King Richard.
You'd fucking dump shit.
I've never seen it.
I don't know.
They're just calling
this guy King Richard.
I thought he was a good guy.
What is the confusion?
Oh, they call him that because he's good?
No, I don't know.
I said King Richard, and she's like, oh, like the
King Richard, and then I was like, oh, because you're thinking of the Will Smith movie.
What?
I don't know.
I felt like I understood what you were saying.
I think you were saying King Richard wasn't a real guy.
I'm saying he was a real guy.
The movie is based on the real
King Richard.
Who's that?
From back in the day.
Like a king?
Yeah.
Now is the winter of our discontent.
My Made glorious summer by the sun of the sun.
My kingdom for one horse.
You skipped in here.
That was really good.
I wasn't even done with the winter of discontent.
Sorry, to complete that.
Made glorious summer by the son of York.
This, of course, is King Richard III.
King Richard, as in King Richard.
Yeah,
the guy.
I mean, we're good adaptation.
Yeah.
The Ian McKellen one.
Oh, I got that one a lot.
They called him King Richard based on the king.
You mean Elvis?
No.
I just mean what?
Well, his name was Richard.
He was like a.
Okay, this is all,
by the way, this did call him King Richard.
This is pretty simple.
No one calls him that in the movie, but
they're just saying, like, okay, this dude's name is Richard, and he's sort of the king of his family in a way.
And that's what I
understood to me.
It's a title implying, like, yeah, you know, the real King Richard.
This guy's king, like, King Richard.
But what did the real King Richard do?
Was he bad?
Well, he's not great.
He was a hunchback.
There was a few of them.
Richard III was, he had many physical issues.
He had psychosis, what is it called?
Psyatica?
Psyphosis.
We don't say hunchbacks anymore.
I never do.
You just did.
I did it.
He did.
It's, I'm pretty sure it's
psycho killer.
Kyphosis.
Kyphosis.
Whoopi K.
Kyphosis.
K-Y.
Like the jelly.
From Kentucky.
Like the famous Kentucky jelly.
Our little penises.
What about the other?
How many King Richards were there?
At least three.
There's at least three.
How many King Richards were there?
There's at least three because he was King Richard III.
Thank you.
How many King Richards, how man?
Okay, I wrote How Man, King Richards.
How Man, King Richards.
She'll know what you're talking about.
You can type anything in.
She'll know.
Instead, I accidentally clicked on the prompt which is how many Richards are in the world.
That's so what?
How many?
2,832,702 people in the U.S.
with the first name Richard, statistically.
Okay.
How many
Paul F.
Tompkins?
No, no.
What?
Come on.
How many Paulies?
How many Paulie?
How many?
DJ Paulie.
DJ Paulie.
How many?
How many Paulies?
Is Paul a popular name?
Well, I'll tell you, Paul's popularity is varied.
In the United States, the 1990 census shows it ranked the 13th most common male name.
However,
Social Security Administration data shows popularity in the top 20 until 1968.
Come I can't just get a number like Richards.
Declining
until it's 2015 ranked of two.
Can I just say, when I talked about bananas, you were like, who listens to this?
Now we're reading literally Google about
330, 336,113,658 people in the United States of America named Paul.
And if everyone in the U.S.
336 million?
Oh, no, that's just everyone in the U.S.
Oh, of all the people in the U.S., how many are named Paul?
12.
Sorry, 1,597,000.
Half as many Richards.
Half as many Richards.
How many Lawrence?
Let's hear it.
Half as many Richards.
All right.
Oh, it's going to be half as many.
Here's my problem.
What are the popular names now?
Madison.
Still?
No, I don't know.
I mean, yeah,
there's going to be a lot of adults named.
I hear a lot of people.
Olivia.
I hear Olivia's name.
Olivia is a very popular skill in the world right now.
Oh, she's Bella.
Isabella.
They're going to these old-fashioned names.
Yeah.
I hear Olivia's.
My mom mentioned that when I saw her.
Richard said Julia Roberts' name, Phineas and Hazel.
Yeah.
But Phineas.
Phineas.
Phineas is the name of Billy Eilish's brother, who is incredibly talented, good-looking, and wonderful.
Well, you've got me there, girlfriend.
Let me tell you something.
Lauren is ranked as the 346th most popular given name in the United States with an estimated population of 191,378.
Hey, that's pretty low.
That's low as hell.
I feel like I know a lot of Lauren.
I interact with Laurens at all times.
Not at all.
I got a phone call from Lauren today.
I'm on a text start with Lauren right now.
Whoa.
The other night, my first time meeting Lauren Ashley Smith.
Yes.
Well, after just
communicating with her online.
And how exciting was it when it got down to the final?
We weren't going to win, and then it got down to the final.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, how many Scots are in the world?
50 million.
What?
In the world?
How come you get the world and we just got the U.S.?
Now let me tell you.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
That hurts my feelings.
That hurts your feelings.
That hurts my feelings.
You have herpes, ha ha ha.
By the way, that's the way to laugh.
You have herpes, ha ha ha.
That's the way to laugh at.
It's not the name, Scott.
And we have that, and that's wonderful.
It's not the name, Scott.
It's Scottish people.
You're dumb.
Try two T's, dumbass.
Hey, I did.
I'm not Google.
Hey, okay, I'll go.
Try to use two T's.
Okay, I'm going to Google.
Try to
try to T's, dumbass, and we'll see what comes up.
Some send me a picture of you.
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Okay.
You know what?
Let's make them
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I bet that's not copywritten.
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And then it'll say threedom underneath.
Absolutely.
Proud mother of two dumbass kids.
Make the title of this episode Proud Mother of Two Dumbass Kids, please.
That's great.
I love that.
It's a beautiful thing.
We got new t-shirts coming.
Hey, call us on our phone line about these t-shirts.
That's a good thing.
Tell us if you like them.
Okay, the phone line, of course, is ha ha la input.
Ha ha la input.
Ha ha.
Ha ha la input.
All right.
Ha ha la input.
What are you doing?
Dog, good dog, good dunk.
I'm doing great.
No, I was doing I want candy.
I don't know.
La input.
It's too many.
Ha ha la input.
No, I'm thinking of something else.
I don't know what it is.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
La input.
Ha ha.
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Ha ha.
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Ha ha la in poo.
Da da da du ti.
Dinka dinka dink kid ding ding ding.
Poopers.
Poopers.
That's a gross.
Pooper is the grossest word.
Did you make a poopers?
Oh my god, that's so nasty.
What do you call poop?
Exactly.
What are you going to do with Hollywood?
We're back, by the way.
Yeah, we're back.
What are you calling poop?
Chunky little browns.
Did you make chunky little browns?
No.
Please do it at least once.
Please.
I don't.
I will never.
You gotta come along with something that no other family uses.
It should be called pup.
Pew.
Pup.
Did you make some chunky little browns?
Did you make some pup?
Did you have a pupie?
Did you get a pupie in the potter?
Poop-poo in the potter.
That's where it belongs, right?
It doesn't belong in the floor.
My dog pooped and peed on the floor today.
I was like, no!
she's furious.
One or the other.
It's just like, come on, I know.
It's because she doesn't want Mike to be in the house.
When it rains, it pours.
I took her out this winter.
I thought she pooed and peed.
She's upset about something.
Sometimes I don't really pay attention.
She's upset about something.
Piss and chip.
Yeah.
Yep.
Boy.
Yeah.
Anyways, would life be better if we didn't have to do that?
Probably, right?
Poop?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Considerably.
I think it'd be fantastic, especially if it have a polish.
I think you should be able to.
And I know we've talked.
Samantha just talked about pooping and peeing
instead of sex.
Oh,
honey.
I had a massive bowel movement.
If I didn't have to poo, oh, that would be beautiful, honey.
Oh, yeah.
Looks like he could probably poo out of that butt of his.
She's seeing like a hot guy.
Here's Samantha.
I'm just holding Jeff.
I'm doing Samantha.
I'm doing Jeff.
Okay.
Who should I do?
Christopher walk-in.
That's a great app.
Hey, did you go poop?
Look at that butt over there.
I I bet that could go poop with a vengeance.
Well, I mean, this is not good.
I can't.
This is bad.
It's just as gross as her talking about a penis jizzing all the time.
She doesn't do that.
What does she talk about?
That penis jizzed all my
that penis jizzed all the time.
All the time.
Oh, last night was great.
His penis jizzed.
All the time.
All the time.
Samantha.
What do you mean?
It was amazing.
His penis jizzed all the time.
Sweetie.
Sweetie, it was a fire hydrant for the summer in New York City.
Hold on.
I'm just saying.
You've never had sex, Samantha.
You're lying.
Sweetie, that penis jizz
all the time.
Oh.
He's still going, as far as I know.
I left him in pickipsy.
That was the day we realized she'd been lying to us for 20 years.
And I couldn't help but wonder.
And I couldn't help it.
And just like that, we beat the shit out of it.
I can't wait for season two.
I want to get on it.
Bobby Lee's on it.
There's room for comedians.
Is he still on?
Did she keep him as a co-host of the podcast?
The whole season.
He gets married at the end of the day.
Why don't you be whatever
the other person of the podcast is terrible that everyone is?
Shadi?
Shane?
Yeah,
why don't you be that person?
Why don't I be that person?
Yeah, just like
that person.
I guess that would be good.
They're like, hey,
I went to the hairstylist.
That's like the ultimate parent advice.
Why don't you be the star of that show instead of the person who's doing that?
I already do, though.
I know.
I told you that when Jon Stewart retired, my mom texted me and said, there's an opening.
Who's going to replace?
You know what?
James Corbyn.
Honestly, how nice to have a mom that thought you had a shot at that job.
No.
That's cute.
I hate to break it to her.
Rather than a lady on her deathbed asking me, what am I going to do with the rest of my life?
She did say, when I saw her yesterday, by the way, she was like, so how?
You do podcasts.
How many do you do?
And I was like, oh, like three a week.
And then she's like, I somehow, and by the way, she doesn't know what anything is.
So she's like, I somehow got on a comedy bang bang thread of something.
And I'm like, I'm sorry.
She goes, I know.
Oh, look at that.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I know you're sorry because it flips back.
Ah, fun stuff.
Parents.
They just
don't understand.
Yeah, but that's what happens.
It's very true.
It's very true.
They become your parents.
And yeah, they drop you off.
And that's how I met your mother.
Whoa.
Holy moles.
Yeah, see, how do you like it?
Oh, I never thought about it.
You told me how you met my mother.
Yeah.
I just took it for granted.
Those were his kids.
He tells everyone that he meets how he met their mother.
Just two minutes ago in the grocery line.
Yeah.
But he makes each story last 10 years, and he's one million years old.
He's like a watching.
This is like the hero with a thousand faces.
It's one of the stories in every culture.
That's little snappy duty.
This guy holds my
ear buds together.
Oh, how lovely.
Isn't it fun?
You have such little things that are all nice.
Lauren, thank you for noticing me.
Yeah.
I bow to you.
You never have anything disposable, I'd say.
I try not to.
Yeah.
I try not to.
It's nice.
You have a lot of leather wood.
You have a lot of permanence in all of your objects.
I got a permanent today.
100 hairs of fingers.
You can probably smell it.
I can't.
My mom used to get her hair permed.
Her sister would do it.
They would do each other's hair because they lived next door to each other.
That's nice.
So they would lean out the window and do intobidden to enter each other's homes.
But she, I remember the smell of the home permanence stuff.
It was ghastly.
I got a perm once when I did Oklahoma because his name is Curly.
And they were like, well, because I have naturally wavy hair.
So I was like, well, Well, I could just not wash it or whatever.
But they're like, Let's get a perm in there.
That's fine.
I could just be a pig.
I could just not wash it.
My pupes are curly.
Why don't I just cut a hole in my pants and show everyone this is what they're referring to?
Obviously, I'm not going to show my penis, but I would
see my penis.
I would just a sofa-style window into my
denim sock on my penis itself.
It was curly.
It was chising.
Oh, my.
homa.
Oh, I know what that stands for.
I saw his curly orgasmo.
Orgasmohama.
Orgasmo.
Samantha, you are just so gibberish.
My name's Samantha.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Dweek, doo-doo.
What was the actual
dude?
It was heep dub deep.
It
Let me find it.
In the article, though, that she said, Carrie said she wouldn't have her back on the show if she wanted to be back on.
She was like, Well, don't worry, it's not a problem.
I don't want to do it.
Yeah.
I thought harsh, harsh.
Harsh.
Yeah.
How hard is it just to go, like, hey, here's a bunch of lines, and you have to say it with this person.
Let's go.
Oh, like, God.
But she didn't want to be on it anyway, so who cares?
But
I liked her attitude in the article.
I thought she was really, she sounded really confident and knowledgeable.
And she knew all about how it jizzes all day.
And sonnets, and he plays the upright bass.
He plays the upright bass.
Oh, dear.
I know it's fun to do these things and you're rich and you can.
Should you?
That guy studied for years to play that bass.
So did she.
That's what it sounds like to her.
He sort of feels me odd.
That was scary to me.
Yeah.
I thought something was going on.
I almost called the police
when I saw that.
I called them and asked them to take it on my laptop.
Hey, can you, guys?
I can't
get my Wi-Fi.
Just give me dial-up.
Yeah, I don't know.
Take away my Wi-Fi.
I'm a scoobity boo.
Take away my laptop and my phone, too.
A hullabaloo and a scoobity poo.
And she don't got any ping bang.
Los Angeles police, how may I help you?
I'm a scatter.
I beg your pardon, Ben.
Mosquiti's gotta scooty and a poodity pa.
Ma'am, please,
we don't say kind of like jokes.
I saw a dog.
A doggy went poopy headed.
Frank all.
You know who it sounds like?
I do.
It sounds like Cuba Dabbler.
From Dan.
From Mannequin?
Yeah.
Big Trouble with all China.
Hey, why didn't you do Mannequin 3?
Here, I'll put her on speaker.
Hey, hey.
Skibila.
Why didn't you do mannequin three, lady?
When a mannequin came to mannequin.
Well, she didn't do mannequin two.
He didn't know what he would do that day.
When then he saw
her and come back from mannequin three?
The dog was all around that day.
Hey, Police Academy is the greatest movie about what we do.
I want hats off to you.
I want to do it.
We find it respectful and true to life.
What?
Oh, that I heard.
You're trying to defund us?
Why don't you come and get me over here?
My upright base is going to block your rear view mirror.
Hullabaloo.
If we arrest her, her upright base is going to block our rear view mirror.
We can't do it.
No, it's unsafe at any speed.
Oh, God.
She found out that one trick.
What's hullabaloo mean?
I don't know.
It's like an old-fashioned word.
That's like a party.
Like a woo-ha-ba-da-da-da-baloo.
But it causes.
Oh, you're still there.
Oh, hi.
A hullabaloo is a time when you see that everything goes keeping.
Did I see you naked in Porky's?
Was that you?
You saw me naked on Texas the City 1,000 times.
You could see it.
What a titty.
There we go.
Yeah, we got there.
Yes.
The natural ending.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Trick.
Absolutely.
In my belly.
Trick was hilarious Folly.
That's right, it was.
Isn't that sad that he's dead?
Of course it is.
It's sad when anybody dies.
And yes, I mean anybody, even bad people.
I wish it never happened to anyone.
I wish everyone was still alive that ever lived.
The world was so full and clogged.
I wish we were shoulder to shoulder with boulder holders.
You know, it's always about tatas with you.
Well, they're nice.
You're obsessed with tatas.
Tatas.
Tatas for now.
How?
If you had to scat with a jazz band at your gun to my hand?
Ephoriatopia,
would you do it?
Whatever I could do to not do it, I would do that.
What if you were like begging the person, like, please, I have a family.
Please.
I would pull out anything.
My daughter.
I have kids who don't want to see this on the internet.
Get on the stage and scat.
Who is doing this?
Deba Daba Du.
Catman Cruthers.
Deba Dabu.
Bibadabi.
I never heard him.
You know what?
I never heard him scat.
I only saw him be a wonderful actor.
I've only seen him act.
And of course, I listened to him be Hong Kong Fuy, number one super guy.
He should be named Actor Cruthers because he was better at that than scatting himself.
Actor Cruthers.
You scoff at that?
What do you want your first name to be?
Hmm.
Podcast Ackerman?
Hmm?
Ackerman?
Hmm, Ackerman.
Thank you.
Hum Ackerman.
Hum Ackerman.
I want my first name to be Huma.
Huma.
Huma Tompkins.
Huma Tompkins.
Who?
Like, oh, never mind.
I just think there's two syllables.
Huma Topkins.
Huma Topkins.
Huma Tompkins.
Huma Tompkins.
It's a military chant.
Yeah.
I like that.
I mean, isn't being in the military hard enough without having to do chants?
Huma.
You know what I mean?
Like, having a rhyme while you're out there, like, going, I don't want to know what I've been told.
And then you're like, okay, bold, cold, fold,
gold.
Pretty good.
I don't know.
You also have to hope that you all come up with the same rhyme, or it's going to be a mess.
Ice cream trucks are always cold.
Yeah, and that's what it would be like.
But yeah, I think you would do that.
Ice cream coke are always cold.
Ice cream trucks are always cold.
But you feel like that's just anecdotal.
You don't feel like you know that for sure?
Source?
Source?
Link?
My life?
I never went inside one, I guess.
There was this ice cream truck that used to come to the beach when I was little, and it was so exciting and fun to wander up to and get some laughy taffies.
If you could own one, would you?
No.
Why?
Why would I want one?
Because they bring joy to everyone.
No, if I was rich enough to have one, I'd hire one and then have it come by once a year.
Why don't you just do the wrong Missy 2?
Alrighty.
Let's do it.
Let's bang it out.
When we are at
sex.
Let's bang it out and bang it in.
We rubbed on each other all night long.
We rubbed and he jizzed all night.
When we were at Tim and Lily's wedding, at one point during their vows, ice cream truck went by.
And thank God it was playing Music Bach Dancer and not Turkey in the Straw.
What's Music Bach Dancer?
The other trucks are
what is Turkey and Struck?
I tried to do Turkey and Stride.
I couldn't log in.
You were doing Turkey with the Red Pet, picking out
the damn damn damn
song.
I sang Elmo's song.
I don't fucking know.
I just sing something.
Elmo went down to Georgia.
He was looking for a soul to steal.
And then it's that meme of him screaming in front of the fire.
Oh my God, the thing of him being so frustrated by the rock was so funny.
I really enjoyed that.
That was cute.
I really enjoyed that.
I didn't know Elmo had more than one emotion.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
He gets frustrated.
Now we know.
It's relatable.
It's relatable because kids get frustrated too because they feel like you just don't understand.
You got to hear how Elmo can be like you, and then you can understand how it is.
I like when Elmo is in a rage and he's slamming doors and he's throwing shit.
He's getting in people's faces.
Yeah.
He's pointing in their teeth.
He's like pointing his finger in their chest.
And he's like, that's the Elmo eyes.
Like, I'm not touching you.
Elmo not touching you.
That's pretty good.
Does Holly get frustrated at things?
Can you tell she gets frustrated?
Yeah, because usually starts to go,
and cry.
And cry.
You're smiling when you describe it.
But because it's over so quickly, you could just quickly
turn it off.
Because they just move and move on to something else.
Yeah.
Change the focus.
But yeah, yeah.
If anyone has tips on how to make a baby stay still while you change their diaper, I'd be interested.
I know, babysitter, lots of experience.
Yes, of course.
It wasn't an everyday situation.
And I'm finding myself, you know, when the time to change the diaper, I'm getting a little stressed.
I'm going, okay, I'm going to have to hold her down.
And if anyone has tips on how to
stay engaged during that sixth takeover, as soon as you take my pants off, you also want that.
I to stay engaged during the sixth take.
Yeah, you know, like when we filmed a movie together, is that what you're talking about?
Well, I mean, you have babysitting stuff and you have movie stuff.
Oh, I thought you were saying, because at the sixth take, we really lost Lauren every time.
No,
you were always engaged.
I was like, very five take Lapkis.
Don't go any higher.
Stop, Paulie.
That's weird.
Lauren's doing a little dance.
And we're also singing Turkey in the straw.
Let's do Between Two Ferns 2.
See, anyone would have to want that.
Yeah, I know.
Did you guys hear me say Among Three Ferns?
Because I thought those were the same.
Among Three Friends.
I like that.
That's what we should call this show.
So, Take Away Freedom?
Yeah.
And it's called Among Three Friends.
Among Three Friends.
Friends.
What if we did get played style rebranding where we just called it Among Three Friends?
I don't want any of that nonsense.
I'm mad that you guys aren't unhappy.
But we pretended like we were actually doing it for an episode.
What if we just take their old format and do that?
Yeah.
What's a terrible video game that you've played?
Isn't it?
You love them all.
I can't.
Don't make me choose.
Isn't it the same format, just a new name?
No.
It is not.
Oh, I didn't read that.
It is not always talking about terrible stuff.
They talk about good stuff now.
Oh, okay, great.
Yeah.
Just like us, we talk about good stuff.
We talk about bad stuff.
He he.
Do you know what?
Last episode, no, Michael Jackson.
No, MJs.
Wow, we really got through one hour without bringing up the bad.
I feel like we're growing.
We're taping this, by the way, on the Day of the Tony nominations, and MJ got a lot of them.
What?
Yeah.
For his jukebox musical?
Yes.
That seems wrong.
Dee Dee.
It does seem wrong, doesn't it?
It does seem wrong and gross.
Well, also, I'm like, he's not with us, no offense.
No, he's up there with God.
So I'm just saying, like, you get nominated.
He's doing a moonwalk with a little harp on his head.
I opened my phone and it's Kim Control on Instagram.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's she is doing?
They can hear me.
She's modeling.
What's modeling?
She looks great in a white pants suit.
Wibbly white, peddly suit.
I'm a fan.
She just talked like that all the time.
And Sarah, Sarah Jessica Beckhurst, like, look, let me be frank, why we don't want her on the show.
We let her type out that she doesn't like being on the show anymore.
But in fact, if you heard her speak, she sounds like a lunatic.
She just scats all the time.
You say something to her, she scats it back at you.
We have to feed her her lines phonetically.
Do da do da dee da do.
Oh, the doodad.
Does that go scatting?
No.
Oh, the dooda day.
All the doodad days.
Dee-da-doo-da-dee-da-da.
All the doodad.
Day.
You didn't think I was going to go high and I went high.
You did.
Sometimes you think I'll go low and I'll go high.
See?
See low, low.
High.
Middle.
Okay.
Let's take a break.
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And we're back.
We are back.
And you know what?
It's time for a three-chair.
And that means before we do that segment, we do this exercise.
Decide if we're going to do KP's.
Will we do KP's three chair?
Here's my feeling on it.
Yeah.
I really don't want to.
I mean, that's all I need to hear.
But hold on a second.
Let me say this.
In fairness, in fairness, I want to, but I don't think we can because last week he sent us a tweak to it.
He sent us, and we gave him some pretty clear feedback.
Yes, because he said something about then they win the big prize.
we were like what is that big prize we sent pretty clear clear feedback and we have not heard back from him no and it's like you can you he could email us he could call us on our number and he gave out that number now did we tape both of these episodes back to back who knows i mean
no one no one knows for sure no one knows
science couldn't even tell us very sorry to say we cannot do your feature this week
yeah yeah yeah but
that's the other reason we can't do it is we have to do the other one oh yeah well also we we were not going to do it.
And
we were going to do this one.
We just wanted to do this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
So that's why we did all that talking just now.
Yes.
Justify.
Oh, that's better.
So, okay.
This game brought in by Paul.
It's an actual game.
It's tangible.
It's physical.
Yes.
You can touch it as long as.
It's a physical game.
You're corporeal.
Yeah.
Yourself.
I mean,
you're able to move.
I'm alive.
You can see this.
I'm touching this.
It's not floating in the ghost.
Make no fancy.
Come on.
You can see me.
I'm going to verify that I can see Pauli.
How is that ghost making?
doing that?
Poly Effie Tompy.
That ghost.
That's telekinesis.
That's the weird thing.
How is that ghost doing that?
Yeah.
So
this game is the physical form of a game played on a podcast called I Said No Gifts, hosted by
the great Bridger Weiniger.
Are we just stealing his thing?
No, he sells this shit, so I died.
I bought an ad.
He didn't even fucking give it to me.
This essentially is an ad.
This motherfucker.
This is an ad I paid for?
Yeah, but I'm doing yeah.
Stop listening to this show.
Anyway, here's the rules.
The game is called Gift Master.
You want to take turns?
Yes.
Okay.
These are the rules of the game.
And if you don't follow them correctly, your social event could be ruined and you will likely lose friends or damage family bonds.
No.
What?
He's kidding about that.
Don't pick up the phone.
Put him easily calling because he's drunk and alone.
To begin, remove the two decks of cards labeled gifts and giftees.
Set them in the middle of everyone.
Set them in the middle.
Two.
Now everyone must reveal the worst gift they ever received.
Then the group determines who received the worst gift of all.
That person is now the first gracious host.
The other players are now disrespectful guests.
We'll skip that part.
We'll skip that, but I don't want to blow up someone's spot on it.
Three terrible.
The gracious host deals five cards from the gift pile.
They don't have to do this.
No, okay.
So
who wants to be the host?
I'll be the host.
Paul be the host.
So, Paul, please.
We rely on you.
Paul, please.
Give five cards from the gift pile to each of us, including you.
Please, Paul, do that.
And while you're doing that, I only have three.
I only have four.
Okay, now I have five.
What a baby.
What a baby.
This baby was shitting and pissing all night.
Okay, so
then once everyone has their cards, the gracious host selects the top card from the gifty pile and turns it over.
The disrespectful guests have 30 seconds to decide which of their gifts should go to the winner.
Oh, I get how this is.
Everyone puts their cards face down in a pile.
After each disrespectful guest has put down their gift card, the gracious host should now flip them over one by one.
Each disrespectful guest must now explain why they would give that gift to that gifty.
Once each argument has been made, the gracious host will decide which gift is most appropriate and that gift D card will go to the winner of the round.
The person to the right of the gracious host is now the host.
Repeat this process until all the cards are gone or someone has left screaming, I just can't play games with you guys anymore.
Tell you who has the most gifted cards and show them the respect they deserve.
They are now the gift master.
Okay, great.
So we have five cards of gifts, and the person we want to give one to is Angela Angela Merkle.
Angela Merkel.
Oh, the Merkle.
Angela.
The Merkle.
The Merkolator.
Oh, you're doing that kind of thing.
I was maybe doing the Wii's at first, and then it just slipped into
making copies.
I know you can't chime in on this,
making copies on my Xerox machine.
Yay!
All right, so I know what I'm doing.
Okay, I'm putting that in there.
Okay, so now Paul is the only one to have not chosen a gift from his gift card.
Chosen the Gilla Merkel.
Now, what happens?
The gracious host, that's you, Paul.
Yes, you read, turn them all over, and then you decide whose is best.
Would you just pick your own?
Yeah, right.
Do you have to make the case?
you have to make the case all right so we're looking at
I chose electric meat slicer okay a brush with death and sleeping bag for Angela Merkel yeah I chose a brush with death because she's you know obviously from Germany and
they're really you know they're really fucked in the head
and they're depressing people and so I thought that and plus she's just got a whole thing going on where she's just so stern and now this is a gift yeah okay well it's on the card i didn't pick it you literally did you gave it to me you had five cards to choose from you had and you smelled it so you did
what was okay i chose the electric meat slicer because i thought she's german and she wants the meats
you said that like it was a thing
but it's not a thing it's not
I chose the sleeping bag because I think she has retired or will soon retire because she's been chancellor for a long time.
Right.
And she'll probably want to do, she has now time to do fun leisure activities like go camping.
I love it.
Let's get to next celebrity, please.
All right.
Wait, so no one.
Okay, we don't.
Oh, no, Paul has to pick who wins.
He's going to pick himself.
Me, yeah.
Yeah, okay, great.
But then now I'm the disrespectful, I mean, I'm the host.
Okay.
It moves along each time.
So we're all just going to pick each other.
No, I'm not going to just do that.
He's like that.
Honestly, I do think mine is the best.
I think your argument was weird and
the fans will be able to do that.
The celebrity is Connie Chung.
Uh-oh.
Everyone move as quickly as you can.
Got it.
All right.
Okay, Scott said a loose ponytail.
Because, you know, she had such a tight
hairstyle the entire time she was on television, you know what I mean?
And so I'd really like to see her just kind of like shake it out and take it out.
But then, you know, it obviously can't go wild.
So she just puts a real loose pony.
What was the hairstyle you imagine that she had?
You know, just very tightly pulled back.
That's not true.
That's not true.
What was it?
More of a boy?
She had more of a value.
It was a bob.
She was closer to that.
She had a Bob for all of her life.
Well, what I'm talking about is she's grown it out now.
Yeah.
Sure.
And she's just kind of like, she's letting it be free.
And Maury's there going, like,
I want to be the father of a baby with you.
I want to be the father.
I chose a moisturizing moisturizing routine that gets results.
I thought, you know, she's getting older and women on TV and not want to look their best.
And this is just a thoughtful gift that I would say.
I hope you're a woman on TV if you're out there.
Oh, my God.
I hope everyone listening is a woman.
But if you're not, you still want to look your best.
But I would just say, you know, this isn't, I think you look beautiful, but I thought you'd enjoy this set of creams.
And then Paul picked.
Paul picked singing lessons.
And why is that?
Well, when she concluded her show, which I don't remember what the name name of it was she famously
no she went she had her own show that was not the news
much necessarily she went with a little account yep she went out uh on the last episode singing a sort of torch song by a grand piano.
She's wearing a gown, doing like this slinky number, and she can't sing.
So to slam her, you would give her singing lessons.
It's such a slammer.
Do you remember your last episode?
It's like, wouldn't you like to be able to sing?
Your final episode, which was obviously hard enough for you that you were being canceled.
Well, I'm going to bring that up by saying you need singing lessons as well.
Well, I guess, I mean, it shows that I pay more attention than to not know what her hairstyle was for the entire time she's been on television.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I win this one.
You know what?
I agree.
All right.
Now I'm the host.
And that's the level of
pick one.
I'm the host now.
Put that one.
I'm the captain now.
No, gift D card.
Yes.
There you go.
Okay.
Jeremy Renner.
Go boy.
Anyone have it out?
Do we keep adding two more to our pack?
Do we always have five?
I don't think so.
Otherwise, this never ends, right?
Yeah.
I'm just wondering if that's no, I think part of it is you run.
Well, I don't know.
I could be wrong.
The print is too small to read.
I think, hold on, wait.
Where did that lesson go?
Scott, what's been going on?
I'm going to try to fill the time.
Hi, everyone.
We're doing this process until all the cards are gone.
Okay, so I think we're going to take two more.
Because then you get different options.
Oh,
we can't play that.
Let's only.
No.
That's fine.
Just take two more.
Choose them.
Put it back.
Oh, well, I got the perfect one for you.
Put it back.
Too bad.
I have to.
You got to put it back.
I have to give it to Jeremy Renner.
I have to give to Jeremy.
You got to put it back.
Give it to him in person.
I'll put it back, but can I tell you what it is?
Okay.
It's a total kitchen renovation.
I know he likes to flip houses.
Okay.
I'm just giving him that.
Worth it.
Okay.
Worth it.
Work it.
Pick one of your remaining three for Jeremy Renner.
Here's mine.
Okay.
Paul, you picked a hot glue gun.
Yes.
Because he likes to flip houses?
Yes, and I think he should glue his mouth shut and not sing anymore.
You should give him those singing lessons.
Lauren, you chose chips and a medium fountain dream.
I just think he wants a nice lunch, but he provides the sandwich.
I chose the Avatar official movie soundtrack because he looks a lot like the guy who was an Avatar and he should have been an Avatar.
That's right.
You know what?
I feel like Scott won.
All right.
Yeah, I picked myself anyway.
Let's just keep going going until we have none.
Okay, go fast.
None.
Okay.
None.
None.
Keep going until we have none.
None.
Sigurney Weaver.
Sigurd Weaver.
Got it.
Oh, no.
My truth is revealed.
So,
Paul, you picked.
Casual yet tasteful patio furniture.
Uh-huh.
Why is that?
Oh, for Sigurdy Weaver?
Because I think it's nice.
Okay, cool.
I bet she has a nice
backyard area
for entertaining.
Scott.
How dare you?
What?
How dare you?
I think her butt is nice.
If I had a glove, I would slap you across the face.
Yeah.
What did you pick a little?
I chose a legal fireworks because I think it's not every day that she's buying fireworks for $5 on the side of a highway.
And I think she should have a little fun like us regular folks.
True.
Okay.
And I picked a glass coffin because she was in one at the the pretty much at the end of Aliens and the beginning of Alien 3.
And so I think she'd enjoy the experience of sleeping in that again because she was asleep for hundreds of years.
Right.
Okay.
So she's used to it.
Let's vote.
Who do you think wins?
Me.
Okay, great.
You know, I'm going to be the odd man out on this because I'm last.
So it's not going to be a tie.
One last game, David Copperfield.
Okay, and Lauren, you got to be.
Oh, I know exactly what to get him.
Oh, I know exactly what to get, David.
I'm going to be honest.
Okay.
I know exactly what to get him him to.
My one card.
Yep, we all have one card for you.
Mysterious Rash.
I picked Mysterious Rash because David Copperfield, who, as we all know, is a magician,
could suddenly have this rash and then show it to Claudia Schiffer and be like, I'm going to make this disappear.
That's right.
And then he pointed his penis and say, I'm going to make this disappear
into your ass.
As
okay, who's I gave him a word of the day calendar because I think magicians are too stuck on Abracadabra.
You could be saying anything.
How about
Impanell?
Okay, printer ink.
I gave him printer ink because he has to print up instructions for all the people that help him accomplish his illusions.
And he has to post them backstage so everybody knows, do this first, do that first, do that first.
When I first turn the mirror around, yeah, exactly.
All that shit.
I give it to Scott.
What?
Wow.
How many do you have?
We both have two and you have one.
Yeah, so it's a tie.
So it's a tie between Paul and I.
Do we do one tie for you?
You'll be the judge.
And
I'm going to.
We get five, okay.
We get five gifts.
I'm going to pick a person from this, so I can see here.
I'm gonna, okay, I'm taking out total kitchen renovation, so I have five.
Okay, you're picking the person, and you'll be the judge.
Okay, got us.
You're picking the person, and you'll be the judge.
The person is Timothé Chalome.
Timothy Chalame.
Timothy Chalome.
Oh, man.
I have some good ones here.
What do I do?
What do I do?
Oh, wow.
We did not get that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Scott chose their face on Mount Rushmore.
Okay, so tell me about that answer, Scott.
Okay, so obviously, we all know Mount Rushmore is lopsided because Abe Lincoln's got that big-ass beard and it's dragging Mount Rushmore down with the weight of its gravity.
So, Timothy, he's got the crazy hair going up to the sky, suddenly balance.
Love it.
And, Paul, you picked a delicious peach.
That's right.
Because remember in that movie when his boyfriend fucked a peach?
Yeah, I do remember that movie.
I kind of remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That movie was horny.
And then he ate the peach.
Yeah.
So he will like a regular peach
does not have man's disappear into that peach.
I'm going to give it to Paul.
It's too perfect.
It's too perfect.
And that is more or less how you play Giftmaster.
Thank you, Bridger.
That was fun.
Great game, everyone.
Well, please call HaHa LaInput
and tell us what you thought.
And we won't listen.
Okay?
We do have to figure out what is the phone number.
Here's what we want you to do on there.
I don't fucking know.
I don't have to do anything.
I mean, you know.
Give us, like, read us codes for like gift cards that you got.
We can tell you.
Touch it online.
I love that.
Yes.
Obviously, don't mistake this for your mother's phone number.
Don't mistake it for 911.
My mom's number is ha ha la inpuni.
Inpuni.
So don't mix it up with important numbers in your life.
Don't get it twisted.
We did a song for the number.
We did a song for the
number.
Well, also.
Ha ha la input.
Doo doo doo.
If you have a song.
Ha ha la input.
If you have a song for our number, give it a go.
But also the reason why we have a number is because we want people to make up songs for the number.
Call us and let us know if you would think.
Probably we'll disconnect it.
The t-shirt that we were talking about as well.
Yes, proud mother of two dumbass children.
And then underneath in small letters, freedom.
What about our faces?
Really good shirt.
What about our faces?
So it's just confusing because there's three faces.
Absolutely.
Proud mother of two assumptions.
But then would people think that we, Scott, and I are the dumbass children because Lauren is a lady?
No, I'm not your mom.
She's a lady.
I know that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alya's a lady.
Talking about.
I'm not your mother.
Wow.
You want to be the father?
We did it again, and the show is over.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
We love you.
KP, better luck next week.
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