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Hi, welcome.

Why does nobody else sing their intro every time they play it?

I know.

They just play the track.

It's like you're really phoning it in.

You know what some podcasts do?

What?

They put it in later.

What?

They don't even do the like we have the energy of the theme song coming into our video.

You know what I will say about some podcasts?

Some podcasts.

Okay, Tim.

Some podcasts play the same ad over and over where they don't.

They don't re-record it.

And they'll have like a cough or like a mistake.

And I go, I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm really not going to listen if it's not going to be new.

Yeah.

If we ever hear anyone who's listening to one of our ads presses play again, we get together.

We re-record it.

We make sure it's new every single time you ever listen to it.

Every single time.

Every time.

Everyone hears a different ad read.

So if you're listening, it's personalized to them.

It's personalized.

They don't even, but we don't even

acknowledge it.

We don't acknowledge it.

They can't know that because here's the thing.

Occasionally we'll whisper their name under our no, but even if you sat next to your friend and you have everyone's information put on the phone and you listen to it, you would be hearing different things.

Yes.

Just like how we both don't, we all don't know if the sky is the same blue.

You know, how we're going to do that.

Exactly.

Exactly.

It's like the Flaming Lips Zyrika album, where, like, if everyone were to gather around, play it on their individual phones.

Zyrika?

Zyrika?

What?

I don't think that was a problem.

That was an album they put out.

I believe it was six CDs.

What?

And

you had to get six CD players and press play at the same time.

And they all played different things in.

I mean, that's really cool.

I just don't know how anyone could do that.

I did it at my house.

It was, it was very fun, my old place.

Everyone brought over a CD player.

No, I just happened to have like kind of six around the house, and I brought them all into.

You just kind of happened to have six CD playing devices around your house.

Sure.

Six is a lot.

That's a lot.

Yeah, but this is back when CD players was, it was before you listened to things on YouTube.

You just pick them off the trees.

You had a boom box in every room.

A stereo.

Yeah, yeah, some sort of stereo in every room.

That was your campaign slogan.

A boombox in every room.

Of my house.

Of my house.

And that's it.

Of my house.

And I will have that.

Well, that must have been incredible for you.

It was fun.

And the other part of it is CD players naturally

rotate at different stages.

But you had to have people help you press.

I was doing.

He used his hands, feet, dick, and nose.

Hands, feet, dick, nose.

Hands, feet, dick, nose.

That's the way the six CDs goes.

I think Kulap and I both had two at the same time with two different names.

Kulop was there.

And then we press play hurriedly and then press.

Well, that's not good.

That's not a good way to do it.

Here's the other part of it.

What I was about to say.

Should have had six friends.

You didn't get the real experience.

CD players play, every single one plays naturally at a different time.

Well, when you start them at different times, no.

Would you shut the fuck up for one second?

No.

No.

Scott, that is a request that we cannot offer this show.

delay that.

Okay.

But Lagda.

But they...

Computer, Malagda.

Computer.

Malagda, Sultan Pippa.

They play at different speeds, naturally.

They're all like slightly off.

Sure.

And so by the end of it, that's part of the beauty of it is they're all sort of out of sync with each other.

But

how can you

determine how if you're the flaming lips, if you're a flaming lip, sure?

How can you determine

what

the different speeds?

Don't you?

They don't determine Roscoe culturing me.

So you tell me not to talk.

You won't let him finish.

Can I finish?

How can a flaming lip determine that these will be, that this will be a pleasing noise?

And is it a pleasing noise?

Or does it sound like a fucking racket?

It's got to be like, you know, ambient or kind of blind.

Yeah, it's all instrumental.

It's not, there's no singing.

Right.

But I mean, if they're all playing at different speeds,

how do they know it's going to be something that's applied to it?

They're all at slightly different speeds.

So every time you listen to it, if you put your CDs in different, a different changer each time, sure, which I do, it'll all come out a little bit different.

So it's the impreciseness of it is part of the beauty of it.

Well, and the name of the album is the word for when you don't know if the color is the same as it is to somebody else.

Raika?

Zyrika.

I mean, Zyrika.

That's pretty good.

It's like Koyon's cotsaw.

Koyon.

That's God's Eve.

What I'm saying is,

you're explaining the concept to me again, which I understood.

And you're repeating this inane question.

Go ahead.

Oh, my God.

Dude, what's it like to be in the middle of the day?

What do you have just done?

Do you want to step outside?

What do you have just done?

Holy shit.

An insult?

Unlike any other?

I had somebody that would do that to me.

But they would fucking...

This was somebody who was

sort of a friend, but.

I like to consider myself sort of a friend.

No, no, we're definitely sort of friends.

Yeah, yeah.

But this person is, they have,

their relationship with me has become clear in that we are not friends anymore.

Ouch.

And this was somebody who I had to walk on eggshells around all the time because they, for some reason,

I intuited that I had

done some wrong to this person, but I never knew what it was.

Right.

But they would.

Did you ever suspect what it was?

Did you ever think?

I bet I did this.

And what if i bring it up i know i fucked their wife but i had see the one suspicion that i have the one suspicion that i have i feel

even that because the response to something that i said was so over the top over the top in your opinion that i was like oh it must have been something before but i can't i have no idea what it is or maybe it was an accumulation of all your

all your mosquito bullshit yeah no i'm a bad person um so i never knew what i did wrong so i i i always had to like tread lightly with this person but this person big stick.

This person did not feel the same and would,

you know, ridicule me, mock me, you know, all the time.

And anytime I did anything that was even like a little, like so obviously a joke,

so clearly, like I'm not, there's no way this is even an insult.

The response would be like.

Wow, I think that's maybe the meanest thing anyone's ever said.

Oh my God.

Shut the fuck up.

I do enjoy it.

Yeah.

I think it's starting that to people.

That's crazy.

It's fun to say.

I got to admit, I enjoyed it just now.

I mean, it's really funny to say it, but not if you're just

mutting it hanging in the air like that.

Can I just say all the time?

This person was eventually mean to Janie, and I was like, oh, fuck.

Oh, you woo forever.

Oh, now it's over.

Yeah.

All my what?

All your CD players

are filling up the landfill.

You had so many, and it's just like taking up the landfill space.

How do you feel about that?

I'm sure they've been crushed to pieces.

Do you think you're sure they've been crushed to pieces?

So the pieces are.

Or they've been repurposed.

The pieces are in the ocean.

Listen, everybody's so worried about the landfill.

If it's pieces, it's fine.

Yeah, if you break up a CD player, it doesn't affect nature.

We're saying, don't put a whole refrigerator in there.

No,

I often am stressed about, like on a low level, about my carbon footprint and because you're taking PJs everywhere.

Yeah, yeah, I take a PJ.

I take a PJ to check the joke.

I take a PJ to TJs.

PJ to TJ.

Well, the pergy leather is so small.

Well, you have to fly and just jump out.

And that's intentional.

I just feel bad about all the things that we're talking about.

So, here's the solution.

Don't buy anything.

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Well, you know, technology changes too, and that also.

We all have to.

But it's not upsetting a little bit.

It is upsetting a little bit.

I wish everything we'd invented, everything we're ever going to invent, and everything

we just keep everything that we have.

And they don't break or they're just.

There was a moment in the 1800s where the U.S.

Patent Office was like, well, I'm not taking up up shop.

Absolutely.

Because they're like, there's nothing left to invent.

Right.

That's it.

Well, they were right.

I mean, everything since then.

I mean, we got the snuggie.

You know, we didn't need that.

That's when they should have closed up shop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A blanket you can wear.

Yeah.

A blanket you can wear?

They hadn't thought of that in the 1800s.

That's got to be the last thing.

Well, they weren't lazy back then.

No, well, they were wearing.

Do you remember in Lincoln, the movie Lincoln, where people were wearing blankets everywhere?

They were just putting blankets over their heads.

No, I think I sort of skimmed over that one.

It It was pretty cold back then.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Global warming, though, since then.

You know what I did just watch?

If Lincoln were to happen now, he'd be like, oh, get this blanket off of me.

He'd be like, this hat is too hot.

I just watched Anora.

Have you seen?

Yes.

I still haven't seen it.

Oh, I really enjoyed it.

That's that.

You and Dora.

I and Jora.

And Laura.

I'll leave it for you to watch yourself.

I won't give anyone.

You report and I decide?

Yeah.

Okay.

This is great.

I liked it.

What else?

Hey, White Lotus this week.

Whoa, buddy.

I know I'm going to be way behind on this, but okay, okay, but no, but okay.

Whoa.

Crazy.

Watching?

Nobody.

TV shows?

Oh, my God.

You're not watching.

Okay.

Why can't I talk about it?

Lost?

Did you see Polar Bear?

Okay, sorry.

Welcome to Freedom.

Sorry, I'm dating the episode.

Oh, yeah.

Welcome to Freedom.

Welcome to Freedom.

The world's first snackless podcast.

Yep.

Oh, God.

Do you know what?

I actually was going to get snacks on the way here.

I had the thought about four times while I was eating breakfast.

And then by the time I left, because I had to finish my book, I forgot to get the the snacks.

Here's what I want to say to you: just take the W.

You know what I mean?

I'm not, I'm never going to take the W because you guys are the W's.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

So, wait, I should take the win.

Yeah,

you didn't care about the snacks, you continue to not care about them.

So, you won.

There is one jar you left over there, though.

What is it?

What?

Hold on.

It's like go get it.

It's Christmas.

I wish it was a surprise.

It's Christmas stuff, so it's still good.

Hold on, let me see.

It's Christmas candy.

It's Christmas candy.

It's March.

We're currently in March.

Is it March already?

What is it?

Lauren, report back.

What exactly do we have here?

It's a little toasty.

So I did leave this because this is now looking at the market.

Best of used by 514th.

08 p.m.

08.

I didn't realize something.

Okay.

This year, by the way.

This does say best of used by May 14th of 2026.

So I was like, got plenty of time on that.

2026 or 5?

26.

However, there's other shit in here.

Yes, exactly.

Oh, someone put some.

Oh, my God.

There's other shit in here.

There's things in there that are not what is listed on the site.

And the smell is a little odd.

Oh, this is.

No, this is all the

Christmas candy that was bought this year by my friend Corinne, who

does that every year.

Does that every year for the guests?

Yes.

Any sort of

he what?

I said any sort of expiration on these?

Hard to find.

Well, they were just bought in December.

Okay, so I guess we're okay.

So I guess they will stay.

But you know what?

Here's what I think we should do.

Throw it away?

Put it in the center.

Why?

Because we have to look at it.

No, but I think no one's ever going to eat it the way it is right now.

It's a little forlorn off in the kitchen there.

Look, this should be in the trash, if I'm being honest.

That's what I say.

I don't care.

I don't want any of it.

Peppermint candy puffs.

No one's going to eat this in April.

You can't eat puffs in April.

Okay.

I don't care.

Okay.

I'm going to throw it away.

Excuse me.

Listen for the sound.

There she goes.

Okay.

We're going to put a mic over to the

trash.

Oh,

satisfying.

Definitive.

Definitive.

That shit is in the trash.

That's a slow closing lid.

That's why you don't hear

the comments.

I'm worried about my carbon footprint.

I know.

Exactly.

By the way, you put the plastic tub in the recycling.

They're not recycling that.

I actually did a show recently

with a person who is an expert on such things, and she was like, It's not getting recycled.

I know.

That's what I hear.

In California, they don't even recycle such a bummer.

So I'm not even.

I do recycle and I do separate my trash.

And we're doing it.

But I just know that.

It's just chicken bones and banana peels in a separate thing.

Like we're doing all of it in a separate thing.

And I don't have a box just for chicken bones and banana peels.

One thing I like about separating it, even if I know deep down that it's not being recycled.

It's something to do.

I'm so bored.

Is that my trash fills up really fast?

So you have to put some in the blue bin.

And so it's like,

you got to separate.

You got to keep them separated.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, it's depressing.

I find that our recycling fills up faster than our training.

What?

Yeah.

How do you break down boxes?

I love breaking down boxes.

So it fills up faster than

Rocky.

You hang your boxes.

Oh, like

Amazon boxes and stuff, not your kitchen recycling.

What?

Like, you know, when you go put stuff outside, that's like a big box you ordered something.

No, I mean the kitchen recycling.

You order a new refrigerator every week, don't you?

Every other week.

Okay.

Sunk it.

And a freezer the other week's

every other week's?

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lion freezer?

Yeah.

A lion.

Yeah.

You can lie in there.

It's fun.

Okay, Dexter.

Who are you telling lies to in your freezer?

And that's what I realized.

I needed a new freezer.

Maybe I was the monster.

He's one of my favorite actors.

Michael Sahal?

Yeah.

Michael Chaw.

Six Feet Under.

Dexter.

Everything else.

Two of the best shows.

The Crown.

Honestly, those shows are both long and great.

He did a lot.

I'm sure he's done many other things.

I think we talked about this.

Six Feet Under, I watched all of, and then I was relieved when it was over because it was such a bummer.

I love that show.

I was so sad when it was over.

I sobbed.

I gotta say, we were so mean to each other all the fucking time.

It's good writing.

A lot of people wonder why we are constantly talking about death.

And I was thinking about this yesterday because there's lurks around every corner.

But

Kuloff started watching The Pit, and I was talking about how we're on a pit chain.

We are.

But I started talking, I was telling her about how she was like, is there some sort of controversy with ER?

And I was like, oh, yeah, it started as an ER reboot.

Or spin-off.

Spin-off

with Dr.

No Wiley's, Dr.

Carter's character, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, so it made me realize, oh, you know what?

I never watched the first season of ER.

Like, I jumped in on season two, the first episode of ER.

The theme song of ER, which we have played on this podcast,

rules.

That's how it goes.

So I was like, oh, let me go back and check it out.

And I watched the first two episodes.

And I am realizing that every single week for how long that show was on?

15 years, as well as Six Feet

I am confronting mortality

on a twice-weekly basis.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And same with Lawrence.

Because in episode two, there's this

old man who's letting his wife die.

And

she, it's like all this stuff that I've actually experienced personally.

Yeah.

He's just like, starve her.

Will you kill my wife, please?

That's the thing.

A lot of people like have these murder for hire plots.

Just go into an ER.

They'll do it for you for a while.

Well, the pit is like high intensity because it's, it's,

which I didn't realize for a couple episodes, but it takes place over 24 hours each episode.

The season.

That's right.

Janie loves it.

Yeah, I know.

Janie's on my chain.

It's me and a couple girls from our squad.

But we love it, but

I've only watched the first few.

I have to catch up.

And they're texting about it.

And I got to watch this.

But every episode is.

super intense and gory and like, whoa.

A lot of gory.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of gross stuff.

But it's, but it's, it's it's captivating.

Somebody sent me

a

video on Instagram.

That's so nice of them.

Well, there's more.

Really?

What if it was a mean video?

It was from some

Paul Soaks.

It was for

top 10 reasons.

It was.

Only the top 10.

Wow.

It's with you today.

What is with you?

Hey, really on his jock.

Shit, I didn't see that coming up.

I want to apologize for being on your jock.

Thank you.

There's no room on my jock for you.

It was, it must have been from some medical grossness show.

You know what I mean?

Like Dr.

Pimple Popper.

Yes, exactly.

Like Pimple Popper.

Scott Favre Show.

And it depicted a gentleman wearing a hat.

So this is why it was sent to you.

Yeah, because I like hats.

And then the person, presumably the doctor, you know, is like, oh, is she wearing like a long white coat?

Maybe she's not.

I don't recall.

I don't recall.

She's wearing.

Okay, that sounds sent to you.

This person takes off their hat.

Okay.

The doctor or the other person?

Oh, my God.

The person that I said.

So there's two people.

There's a hat person and a doctor person.

Yes, that's been established.

Okay.

The hat person takes off.

I'm not hating you for the rest of the day.

The hat person takes off the hat person.

That's fucking nerf today.

The hat person takes off the hat, and then on their head,

on their bald head,

is a huge growth

upon which they've placed a little hat.

Shut the fuck up.

That's disgusting.

I would say, good for him for having fun with it.

But it was

cleared up before it gets to that point.

Okay.

That's crazy.

That's maybe, I guess he knew it was going to be on TV.

I got to put a little hat on.

I got to have some fun.

Honestly, so gross.

it

absolutely made my blood run cold.

I heard something on a podcast about someone who's in jail, who we all are aware of, who I don't even want to talk about, but he had apparently his whole back was like a sheet of blackheads.

Oh, I heard about this.

Yes.

This is none of us.

It was an attitude.

We were both listening to it.

I think it was attitudes.

Maybe it wasn't.

No, it was Doughboys.

Why?

Why is Doughboys?

Were they on

Wager?

Ew.

Oh my God.

You got to get out of here.

You're only on one today.

You're ruining.

This is typical freedom.

This is not typical.

This is you.

This is atypical freedom.

You're like if somebody described freedom to somebody else.

That's what you're doing.

You're like AI freedom.

I got to find out who this is.

So we have to take a break.

Okay.

All right.

I mean, I think we could say the person is a horrible person.

Oh, yeah.

Carvey Weinstein.

Karby Weinstein.

Oh, I just didn't want to bring up the whole thing.

We don't want to talk about Weinstein.

Get everybody all excited that he's going to be on the show.

Can we still take a break?

Yeah, we're going to take a break and I'm going to hear more about this blackhead situation.

We'll be right back.

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And we're back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're back.

Yeah, fine.

Paul and I have patched it up during the break.

Yeah.

He apologized to me and I accepted.

That's not what happened.

That is not what happened.

Do you want to say what really happened?

You both had a peppermint puff suck off.

And I was

had to rescue both of you with Jaws of Life, pulling out peppermint puffs out of your mouth.

It was crazy.

Jaws on Jaws?

What?

What could have happened?

I would like to see a show called Jaws on Jaws, where like

Jaws the Shark does

commentary about the movie Jaws.

I would like to see Jaws versus Bewitched.

And so Bewitched does a spell on Jaws.

No.

I didn't think so.

He doesn't have a name.

Sharks don't have names.

Well, he could if they're so scared of him.

Obviously, he's called Bruce.

That's what they called him on set.

That's what they called him on set, but not in the movie.

The shark's name was Bruce.

Bruce?

The IRL shark.

AKA.

No, it's just the mechanical shark.

Mechanical shark.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it was IRL.

Who currently resides within the Universal Studio?

Now, there's...

If you've seen that Universal Studio shark, I have, which is just a single piece of molded plastic.

I remember about it.

It's It's not unbelievable, but it is scary when it pops out because it's a shark.

I remember when it first came out.

It's true.

Even a plastic shark is scary.

Yeah.

It was a big attraction.

And there were commercials.

It was like, got to get over there to see the shark.

And it's just so like.

Wait till you see this plastic shark attack this mannequin.

But the tour is still good.

I mean, it has all that Fast and the Furious stuff.

It's pretty like, whoa, and then there's like Pat that's like there's like fire and they're like, what?

I don't remember that part.

One of the, one of the background actors who's playing like a guy in sunglasses or whatever, like Pat's cool.

As they're exiting off-frame, Pat's one of the models' buttons.

Like, in real life, he's like an actor who's standing there, and they always do that.

No, no, it's it's it's it's it's it's on tape, it's preserved, it's preserved for all time.

You've been on the fast and furious ride.

I have, I just don't remember what in fact, no, no, I haven't been

on the fast and furious ride.

Well, it's part of the that I have been on it, yes, and you, in fact, you brought it up, and so I was talking about it.

No, no, absolutely.

I just don't remember that part.

What?

It's crazy.

I'm like, what?

Like, no, because there's parts of that, tour where real actors.

Hey, man.

Oh, my God.

There's parts of the tour that are real actors standing there, like the Jason Voorhees.

That's not his name.

The guy from

Jason Statum?

What am I trying to say?

Friday the 13th.

No, it's not Friday the 13th.

That's what I'm trying not to say.

It's the one from the old movie.

Michael Myers?

The old movies.

You know, where he's standing on the porch and his

Norman Mays.

They have a real actor standing there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But he's very far away.

Yeah.

Do you think so?

So it's like, oh my god, it's him.

Is that his only job?

Or is he like waving to a tram, then running over to another thing and doing something and then coming back to the tram?

I bet he has to put sawdust on the upchuck.

Where was I arriving?

Over to tram three.

Someone barfed again.

There's an upchuck.

Yeah, I was arriving at a theater to perform at and they were putting sawdust on some upchuck on the frames

and sweeping it up.

Is this still the best way to clean up vomit?

Yeah.

In school and everything?

Yeah.

Sawdust for some reason.

I think it's, you know, it's better than a paper towel.

Neutralizes the smell.

And also probably good for the landfill.

Did you ever throw up in class?

I'm sure I did once.

You never did.

Never threw up at school.

I fainted once, but nevertheless.

You fainted in school.

Fainted in church, definitely.

It was when Il Papa, the Pope, was shot.

I fainted in church as well.

I was going to rush next door and pray for him immediately because God was like, I don't know.

What do I do with this guy?

The rushing was.

No, praying.

It was hot in there.

It was really hot in there.

I fainted in a church because it was very hot.

And it was a funeral, very sadly, for a young person.

And all the young people were fainting.

More than one?

Yeah, a few of us.

Wow.

Dang.

Yeah.

It was really, really hot.

Really packed up with people.

Yeah.

This guy was a popular person.

It was a very popular person.

And we were all like 15.

Was it John Bellucci?

Yep.

And we just, it was weird.

They were calling you in Wired.

Yeah.

Did they?

What did they say about me?

Looney Lady who fainted.

John Belucci's She's loony lady.

Is that actually something that was said?

Okay.

Because why would they say that about me?

This guy who married my aunt.

Your uncle.

No longer.

He passed away.

During the wedding.

Well, they got divorced before that.

Is he still?

Oh, but he did pass away.

He's your ex-uncle.

My ex-uncle, sure.

Now passed.

Now passed.

They got married, and I sang Enya at the wedding.

Oh, yeah.

You did?

Yes.

Along with a harp.

You did?

This was her request because she was new agey back then but that's funny that you did that would you please sing or noco flow like something we've talked about

i'm sure we've talked about this but i don't remember naturally let me take you through it then again what was the song i just want you to sing on your shore can you just sing it

something about

on your shore about like ships or something that merge i can't remember did you crash into each other confident ships don't merge

into you did what?

Did you feel confident?

Yeah.

I rehearsed it.

Did you feel sexy?

Yeah.

I had a little flax.

Did you feel like Enya?

Yeah, in a lot of ways.

Were you wearing a flowing outfit?

Did Enya feel like you?

I don't know that Enya wore flowing outfits as much as she sang about.

I remember my aunt asked me to sing River Dance at her wedding.

How'd it go?

Not good.

It's not a song.

I remember when my aunt asked you to sing,

you can't touch this at her wedding.

Beat out of it.

You watched her poo's?

My aunt can't touch this.

Yeah, and I did it and it was was great.

In any case, I don't know whether I've mentioned this, but he fainted during the ceremony.

Oh, my God.

And the groom.

Because of your singing.

Not because my sickness.

He's like, it's so beautiful.

You know what I mean?

I think that gave him strength to carry on.

But

he got up there.

And as they turned to him and said, and I think it's because some people are just not the pressures of being in public and people are.

Yeah, you know, and he just, and he was bald in the hot lights or whatever.

And you're baldness.

The heat goes right right.

Yeah.

There's no hair covering to protect.

So he just went down on one knee and went, oh.

And my grandmother behind me was like, started praying immediately.

It was very funny to me.

I was laughing and she was like, dear Heavenly Father, please.

Were you still up there?

No, no, no.

I was seated by you.

You're in the gallery.

You were laughing when the groom fell.

That's funny.

You're so funny.

This is like when you ate that cake at that wedding, and someone was like dying, and you're like, Can I take another bite?

You're like, Larry Davis.

That cake was halfway up to my lips at that point.

Well, I think, I think the fork goes back down.

It did go back down.

I had to excuse myself.

Excuse me, I have to eat this cake.

Sorry, I have to go laugh in the other room

now.

When he went down on one knee, did you think he's re-proposing to her?

But someone got a cold Coke can and put it up to his balls up to his balls.

Up to his balls.

I mean, that'll wake you up.

Whoa, that will wake up.

Bull Coke.

Straight to the balls.

Then he got up and they did it, and it was.

They had sex in front of you.

Yep.

Why not?

I sang for him.

Well, not everyone's.

No, you sing for yourself.

Yeah.

I performed.

Now you.

But that was a fun wedding.

It was on the Queen Mary.

And they got divorced.

They got divorced.

I brought a date.

One of our first dates.

Oh, wow.

Did she become a girlfriend?

Not really.

She was, I've talked about this.

She was LDS and

Mormon.

And

LDS and Mormon?

Yep.

Oof.

She wasn't going to have sex with you unless she was.

No, it's just not a fit.

It is not a fit.

No, absolutely.

It's not a great fit.

Speaking of Mormons, I, the other night, watched the movie Heretic with Hugh Grant.

Yes, don't say too much about it.

Wait, that's newish, right?

That's not going to be very soon.

Yeah, that's all I'll say.

But I really, yeah, dude, I was

John Johnson.

Another one of my favorite actors.

I love him.

Do you know what?

If you're, I don't know if you're a scary movie.

You might not be a scary movie lover.

Inappropriate.

He's the most famous blowjob lover.

Yeah.

Bill Clinton.

Yeah, Clinton.

He's tough.

Grant, both.

You're vying for the top two.

Not to be crass, but like who

not to be crass on this show?

Who is an event?

There's some people out there.

Obviously, there's people out there for everything.

No one famous.

All famous people love.

Oh, that's

how you told me to stop talking about White Lotus.

So, I thought you were just like, stop talking about this.

It was a full-on pushaway, but that was you being someone who doesn't like blowjobs.

I imagine there's scary.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's people like the blowjob search, I'm like, What do you think you're doing?

And then it's an awkward,

yeah, and then it's an awkward.

It's an awkward, I remember that's an awkward.

I don't remember who it was, but it was a comedian who tweeted.

And I think about it a lot: just like, whoever got the first blowjob must have been so scared.

It's a good one,

lowry and i don't think they were scary movies yay or nay uh i'm really in the middle on that i i find them too scary

this one this one you could watch but yeah i want i like here's what i like

i like psychological thrillers this is yeah and i like when there's a murderer who is a person that we have found who it is I don't, what makes me more nervous as watching for what I'm viewing is

when it's a movie where

it's something you're a murderer, really creepy, and we don't know what it is or something.

Like, I get much more scared of that.

But I like, so I like when it's kind of like, like, I like scream.

Yeah, there's a killer.

And we got him.

There's a killer.

And we got him.

There's a killer.

And we got him.

Yeah.

There's a killer.

Yeah.

What if they don't get him at the end?

I'm a little scared of that, but I'm a little bit more.

Because he could be coming around to your place.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

Because you're like, what if he becomes real?

Yes.

Yeah.

That's my fear with movies always.

Yes.

But I think you would really, I think you would enjoy this.

It's a great.

Hugh Grant is fucking well he's just awesome okay i want to and like what a great choice to do this movie it's like he's he's great in dungeons and dragons have you watched he is great that movie was really dungeons and dragons is a movie yes you should see it it's great it's really fun i've never heard of this fucking fun jay okay have you heard of a dungeon chris pine yes hugh grant have you heard of a dragon michelle rodriguez who else is in this shit bradley cooper when did that come out yeah Was he?

Yeah.

When did that come out?

2023.

Funny scene.

They didn't tell us about this.

They did.

Well, I've seen the poster.

They tried to tell us.

No, no, I've seen the poster.

And a poster like this is going to be something I'm only going to watch if I'm doing a podcast.

Here's a whole bunch of heads.

No, it's very fun.

You should.

If you tell me it's good, I might watch it.

It was one of the better.

It's rated very highly on one of the better Timothy films of that year.

Yeah, and I feel like it's

still an underrated movie.

Like, I feel like there was not a lot of talk about it, but

I think it's written by the Freaks and Geeks dude, you know

Francis Daly yeah

and they're who they're great writers game night they wrote yes that movie's really funny and the Spider-Man films

yeah cool I I was embarrassed I'm sorry because he wrote John Francis Daly also wrote

love

National Lampoon's vacation reboot

and there was a scene in the trailer where He's got some big movies, man.

He's got some big movies.

There's a scene in the trailer where Ed Helms and Christina Applegate are in some, what they think is just like a pond or something, or like a spa, like sort of thing, but it's a

waste sort of some toxic sludge.

Yeah.

And they're

smearing shit on themselves and acting like it's a wonderful thing.

And it was so disgusting.

And I tweeted about it, how bad it was.

And then he DM'd me and said, hey, I wrote that.

I was like, well, I am sorry.

Oh my God.

Would you like to publicly apologize?

I would like, John.

John Francis, as a fellow Middle Francis, I would like to hereby formally apologize to you.

I admire your work, despite you having written a scene where somebody

disgusted you, seeing it out of control.

Happily rubbed shit on themselves in a trail.

I'm a big fan.

Have never met him, but have liked every movie he's written.

And I liked his acting and Frankie.

He was great.

I'm so perfect on that.

I met him many years ago.

He's very nice.

Wonderful.

I don't think I've met him.

Much success to you.

But I'd be happy to meet him and I'd be happy to be in one of his films because they're all very funny.

And fellow middle Francises should stick together.

I agree.

Do you want us to call you Paul Francis Tompkins to make it up to John Francis Daley?

Well, I feel like that takes the shine off of him.

He's a real Francis.

Like, that's

the number of syllables.

What if we call you Paul Figgy Tompkins?

Like Figgy Pudding?

Yeah.

No about Figgy.

So he can be the only Francis, and you, having embarrassed yourself, you're Figgy.

Are now Figgy.

Figgy.

Figgy feels like something I could eventually get used to.

Yeah.

I'll call you Figgy.

Figgy.

Yeah, we'll call him Figgy.

What's up, Figgy?

Figgy.

Figgy sounds like a slur.

My famous character, Original Figgy.

Original Fig, of course.

Yeah, we don't want to have too much crossover.

Which I took from the

packaging of

Fig Newton's.

Fig Newton bar.

Not Fig Newtons, but it's some other company.

Original Fig.

Original Fig.

I'm not familiar with this character.

They predated

Fig Newtons?

No, is that what they're trying to say?

Oh, they post-dated it.

This was at the old Year Wolf Studios.

There was a little craft playing in the kitchen.

What's your character's deal?

He owns a liquor.

No one wants the year that.

I do.

He runs a liquor store.

Gethsemane, liquor, and scratching.

That's correct.

Good for you.

Gethemine?

Gunch of useless.

Gethsemane.

What do you think about the Garden of Gethsemane?

I think that it's a place of sin.

So

that's where Jesus prayed to his father to okay.

Is that a real thing?

Our Lord was arrested there.

Excuse me, I thought I did it.

You just kissed him there.

Pardon me, I thought you made it up.

I thought you made it up.

And I, you know, I also haven't read the Bible as many times as you guys have.

Have you listened to Jesus Christ Superstar?

No.

Jesus was 33 and a virgin and had never been kissed.

And so Judas came up to him.

I love Never Being Kissed.

That's what that movie's based on.

You got to do that.

That movie is based on the life of Christ.

I'm not comfortable with your podcast unless they make up before midnight number four.

From what I know, it ends on a baseball field.

Okay, I'm in.

Yeah.

I thought about that.

I thought about that when we played that game, and I was like, I never, there's no way I ever would have gotten that.

I don't know why I know that, but other than Fever Pitch also ended on a baseball field.

That makes sense.

That makes sense.

I think so.

Although, you know, in the book, it's about

soccer.

Maybe the Never Been Kissed one is a football field.

That's right.

Like it's school.

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe it's a school.

Come on the show.

But is it during a big game that the teacher kisses what he thought was a student, but turned out to be a woman?

It's in front of everyone.

It's a grown woman, so it's okay.

Yeah.

It was almost a creep.

But then you revealed to me your true age.

Now I get to not be.

No, it's a baseball diamond.

And it's at a big baseball place.

A big baseball place.

Oh my God.

Yankee Stadium.

One of the biggest baseball places.

What is the biggest stadium?

I don't know.

That's a good question.

I guess most seats?

Or is it longest or most acreage on the field?

I would go by most acreage on the field, like how big the field is, not how well.

So Colorado is the easiest to hit home runs in, right?

I don't know.

Because of the altitude, right?

And it's like boomer.

Because the ball is in lighter than air.

Dinger.

Yeah.

What are they called?

They just like flick it with their fingers.

Yeah.

And then go, wow, yet another home run.

When does baseball?

Right now they're in pre-season.

Baseball comes pre-season.

They're in spring training.

And so baseball is coming very soon.

I was going to look up today, actually, when opening up.

Did you get season tickets?

No.

I believe our friend Hand Job Man went to Tokyo to watch the Dodgers.

Oh, that tracks.

He's a huge

huge star.

Taylor Joel Osmond.

Why is he called Hand?

Oh, because of HDR.

Because look who you're talking to.

Okay, yeah.

Yes.

You forget?

You're exactly as dirty as me, if not worse.

I don't call my friends hand job man because of their initials.

What do you call Mary?

I call her the Virgin Mary, most beautiful woman in the world.

Hail Mary.

When I was a kid, there was a new hymn.

A new hymn came out?

A new hymn dropped.

A new hymn just dropped.

They dropped a new hymn.

It was very 70s.

It was like this folky musical version of the Hail Mary prayer with some extra stuff added.

Oh, fun.

Like what?

Like a new Hail Mary?

You were chosen by the Father.

You were chosen

for the Son.

This is

good.

Wait, so why would God choose Mary for Jesus when they can't hook up?

Oh, is this the mother?

Yeah, man.

This is too confusing, isn't it?

Two different Marys in his life?

Are you talking about Mary Magdalene?

Yeah.

You know, that's why she's Mary Magdalene.

You know how they say as a screenwriter, never put, never make two of your characters the same name.

Yeah.

They're always two because it's too confusing.

Yeah.

I just have to say, and save the cap.

I think the amount of times we have talked about the Bible and stories from it is one of the most shocking things about this time.

Because you're

almost unexpected.

I just would never bring it up.

I would simply never bring it up.

Well, Paul and I were indoctrinated as very young people.

I know, so it's really in your brain.

You connect everything to it.

It is weird how many things remind me of

religion.

It is something I think about of like, does Emmy need to go to church just to get like a basic understanding of it all?

Or can we skip it?

Why?

No, fuck it.

So that's not like Lauren going like, what are you doing?

No, no.

What's wrong with that, though?

What's wrong with me?

I would rather be.

What's wrong with me not knowing?

I did go to church.

It was like me doing a crossroads many times and not knowing any of the sports stuff or the colours.

No, I have a reverence for church, and I think that there's something nice about going to church.

I respect it.

I respect people having religion.

What's your disclaimer?

And I'm saying I don't know much about it.

But I'm like, I like personally, I've only been on Easter and Christmas and funerals.

Why would you go there?

Weddings.

Why would you go on like Easter and Christmas?

Because it was important to my mom.

And then at a certain point, we stopped doing that.

We should do a Bible quiz.

Hey, mom, how much do you know about Del Close?

That's my religion.

But I think

my point being about Emmy, if you wanted to, if you wanted to, if it mattered to you, you could take her to to church for like a holiday so she understands what church is.

And if you want,

yes, couldn't I just show her a picture of it?

But then you don't want to go.

That's what you're saying.

Okay, here we go.

Show a picture of a church and say, this boys is crazy.

This is a beginner quiz.

Okay.

What child is.

It's crazy that you're doing this right now.

Lauren should ask us the questions.

Oh, that would be better.

Well, I want to know what we all know.

I get.

Okay.

Well, she doesn't know shit.

I won't know anything.

I want us all to pick.

All right.

I want us all to pick because I don't know.

There's a multiple choice.

Yes, multiple choice.

This is the beginner's Bible quiz.

Is this challenge the three church?

We can take a break.

Yeah, let's do it.

All right.

We'll be right back.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Freedom Bible Challenge!

Yay!

Can you touch this?

Okay, now

I ask for beginner.

Yeah, you requested that.

I just want to make sure that everyone knows this is a beginner.

All right.

How did the sailors discover that Jonah was the cause of the storm?

Okay, I'll answer first because you might know.

So So give me the options.

Okay.

Here,

A, someone told them.

B, he confessed.

C, they cast lots.

D, someone else knew.

Okay.

Okay.

Why are you laughing?

Because it's so obvious or both random.

I honestly have no idea.

Okay.

So I'm going to say

he confessed.

I'm going to say he cast lots.

Yeah,

that sounded so likely and so Bibley.

That's why I'm not.

I almost said that too, but do we know the answer?

Not until after these questions.

Cast lots.

I don't know what that means.

So it's like throwing stuff.

I think it's like picking straws.

Yeah, it's a lot.

Yeah.

Drawing straws.

Okay, two.

What was Jonah?

This is very Jonah-centric.

What was Jonah doing after he boarded a ship traveling to Tarshish

when God sent the great wind into the sea?

Sleeping.

Praying, eating, talking.

It's probably doing a combo.

Sleeping, praying, eating, talking.

Right on, Maud.

He boarded the ship.

He boarded a ship traveling to Tarshish, and then God sent the great wind into the sea.

I'm going to say he was praying.

I'll say he was praying.

I'm going to say sleeping because I just think it sounds a little like poetic.

Okay.

What happened when the crew threw Jonah overboard?

Why is it?

This is a beginner Jonah quiz.

I know.

This isn't Bible.

Well, I guess it's about one particular.

Okay, the ship sang.

You should go to a different quiz because honestly, it should be more comprehensive.

Well, I do want to know the end.

This is classic three of them in the middle of something.

Lauren's giving notes.

We'll do this.

We'll do this.

We'll do this.

Okay.

What happened when the crew threw Jonah overboard?

The ship sank.

The sun became as sackcloth.

As

the storm calmed.

The crew died.

I'm going to say the storm calmed.

I'm going to say the storm became as sackcloth.

Yeah, that just sounds so fucking weird.

Why would someone write that as a false choice?

It's very Bibley.

What did the people of Nineveh do after receiving God's word from Jonah?

Attack Jonah?

Repent?

Get angry with God?

Or ignore it?

I'm going to say they repented.

I'll say repented as well.

I'm going to say ignore it.

No, I'm going to say get angry with God.

What did God create to shade Jonah from the sun as Jonah watched the city of Nineveh?

A tree?

A house?

An umbrella?

A gourd?

A tree.

I'm going to say a tree.

A tree.

I'll say it.

It also makes me realize that something happened to Nineveh.

Let's check our answers.

I don't think they repented.

They cast lots.

That was definitely.

Wow, I corrected that.

I should have trusted my instincts.

The correct answer was Jonah, he was sleeping.

Yeah, I got it right.

Yes.

What happened when

the crew threw Jonah overboard?

No, the sun did not become as sackcloth.

The storm calmed.

That's right.

Oh, but why do they say as sackcloth?

It's kind of weird.

What did the people mean?

As means like.

I know, but I mean, it's like not how people do.

What did the people of Nineveh do after receiving God's word from Jonah?

Paul, you said.

I said repent.

You are correct.

What?

They did?

They did.

I said repent too.

What did God create to shade Jonah from the sun as Jonah watched the city of Nineveh?

A gourd.

It did sound weird that it was a gourd, but how big is the gourd?

He created a gourd.

Well, he created everything.

Okay.

Do you want a man?

It's hot.

I wish I had a gourd.

Do you want an Amos-centric?

No.

Why can't we get an overall general plan?

I got a quiz for you.

Okay.

And I'm just not going to participate.

I'm better with New Testament anyway.

Unless you want to do it, and I won't participate.

I mean, I will participate because I don't know if I'll know the answers.

I'll try to play along.

You know what?

What is the name of the first book in the book?

You know what?

You know what?

Genesis.

Genesis.

I wouldn't have gotten that.

Really?

I honestly wouldn't have.

What are the two names?

Maybe

if I was given options, but I wouldn't be able to think about

it what are the names of the first two humans God created?

Come on.

Adam and Eve, of course.

And Steve.

How many days did God take to create the world before resting?

Six.

Six.

He rested on the seventh day.

Yes.

Let me try.

Let me try.

Which animal tempted Adam and Eve in Eden?

A snake.

Snake.

Yeah.

Snakes.

Who baptized Jesus?

Why did I say I wanted to go first?

Oh, John.

I didn't know that.

The Baptist.

The actual Baptist himself.

It's in his name.

What is the name of the city where Jesus was born?

Nazareth?

Galilee.

Oh, damn it.

No, wait.

It's Nazareth, I believe.

A little town of Bethlehem.

Bethlehem.

That's what it is.

Bethlehem.

But what's Jesus of Nazareth?

This is so embarrassing.

That's where he's where he hung out.

But they say, so he's born in Bethlehem, but then he's Jesus of Nazareth, but also Galilee somehow he's from.

That's the sea of Galilee.

The man from Galilee.

What was Jesus' profession before he started his ministry?

Carpenter?

Got that.

What is the name of the garden where Jesus went to pray after the last?

No, do you know this?

The garden

of

good and evil.

Oh,

oh, God, God, Gus, Gassanet, Gassanette, Gussanette, Gastonet, Gag, Gastonet, Gastonet.

Take this cup away

from me.

Who was it?

I don't know.

how many baskets of food were left over after jesus fed 5 000 people absolutely none they ate and left no crumbs

literally what color are the four horses in the book of revelation oh my god i know one's a pale horse oh one's a dark horse i was gonna say blue right and the other one roan probably blue okay so let's see obviously genesis adam and eve and then number three how many days six days the animal was a snake john the baptist Bethlehem, Carpenter, Garden of Gethsemane, 12.

12 baskets were left over.

And the horses were white, red, dark, and pale.

So you got two of them.

White, red, dark, and pale.

Yeah, what does that mean?

Pale and white are very close.

Yeah.

Well, in your mind.

Oh, dang.

Way and pale blue.

Fuck.

Damn it.

All right.

Well, that was really hard for me, but I did get some of them.

Yeah, you did.

And I'm proud of you.

Thanks.

That was good.

How about fill in the blanks?

The heaven is my blank and the earth is my blank.

Throne, footstool, home, dwelling, creation handiwork, dwelling domain.

The heaven is my blank and the earth is my blank.

What are the choices he got?

I like throne and dominant.

Throne or footstool, but I don't know.

Home and dwelling.

Creation handiwork, dwelling domain.

I'm going to go A, throne and footstool.

That's my guess, too.

Heaven is my.

I'm going to to say creation and handiwork.

Okay.

You guys say thrown and footstool?

Oh, you like the earth?

That's my handiwork.

It's thrown and footstool.

Yeah.

I think the earth is his footstool.

Yeah, it's rude.

Come on, bro.

It's rude.

At least take your shoes off.

I do feel if I ever have to go on, if I ever get to go on Jeopardy, I will study.

I will study Bible stuff because that's a weak spot for me.

It does come up a lot.

It does come up.

Geography, history, those are my two weak spots, I think.

I mean, I definitely have more weak spots than just the Bible, but that's one that I

try to know.

Okay, here's another question: This is two of 50.

That's too many.

Malachi deals with the same sins addressed in what other Old Testament books?

Oh, yeah.

Nehemiah, Zachariah, Hosea, or Daniel.

What sin?

Malachi deals with some sins.

Gotta go, Nehemiah.

I'll say Zachariah.

It is

Nehemiah.

Oh, yeah, Nehemiah.

Two for two.

Nice.

All right.

What city did Paul

go to search for Titus?

Christopher Titus.

I'm going to say, oh, what are the choices?

Rome, Troas, Ephesius, Judea.

This is New Testament shit, right?

Yeah.

What is it?

Rome?

Rome, Troas, Ephesius, Judea.

I'm going to say Ephesius.

I'll say Judea.

I have no idea about this stuff.

I know he wrote to them.

Incorrect, Troas.

No.

See 2 Corinthians 2, 12 through 13.

You see that.

Hey, what did God say about a man whose body is hung on a tree?

I know what he says and she say.

He dies a martyr's death.

What does God say?

That man is cursed by God.

Why would a man whose body is hung on a tree?

Oh, that's probably what they mean.

He is joined in death with Christ.

He is condemned to hell.

Probably the fourth one.

Probably.

Yeah, that's the second one.

I would say the fourth one.

That man is cursed by God.

That's also bad.

That man is cursed by God is the

name.

Yes.

Wow.

What does it sound?

That's too bad.

That's not nice.

What does Fatha?

Fesse Fatha Murchison?

Yes.

Hoff and Pfeffer Incorporated?

E-P-H-P-H-A-T-H-A.

F.

Fafa.

Fatha.

Epapasa.

Fatha.

Mean.

why have you forsaken me?

Come out.

Be opened.

Be healed.

I'm going to say be opened.

Me to like an epiphany.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come out, maybe?

Because of Epiphany?

I'm not sure.

Warriors.

Atha.

We'll say be opened and see what happens.

Correct, be opened.

Because, of course, why hast thou forsaken me?

Eli, Eli, Lama Sabachani.

Oh,

why have you forsaken me?

Wow.

What made the Syrians flee their camp surrounding Samaria?

They ran out of food.

They heard someone was attacking their homes.

God caused them to hear chariots from a large army.

They feared God.

I'm going to say the chariots thing.

Yeah, chariots thing seems very good.

It's a good trick by God.

I'll say that too, but I don't.

Correct.

Great.

That was smart.

What a fun stunt he pulled.

That's so fun.

Which of these things did Jabez,

Jabez, not ask God for in his prayer?

So he's asked for all of these except one to keep him from sin.

Classic wisdom.

We all like that.

Good.

To increase his land.

All right, Jabez.

To bless him.

What did he not ask for in his prayer?

Oh, to increase his land.

Yeah, I think they increase.

I think he did not ask for the blessing.

Really?

He did not ask for wisdom.

So he asked, asked, hey, keep me from sin.

Increase my land, of course.

That's what I really want.

All my holdings.

I'm going to be a landlord.

And bless me.

So I guess he thought he was wise enough.

Yeah.

Which means he's a fool before God.

Who the fuck is Jabez?

You know, Jabez.

Jabez.

From the Bible.

Jabez the.

He's my land.

Solo.

Who said in Genesis 4, 9, Am I my brother's keeper?

This has got to be.

I know who it is.

It's either Seth, who was, of course, Cain and Abel's brother, as learned in crosswords by me recently.

Adam, Cain, or Abel.

It was Cain, baby.

Cain all the way because he killed him and was like, and someone.

Hey, where's Abel?

We're not joined at the hip.

Am I my brother's keeper?

Naturally, I played Abel on Lucifer.

Naturally, you did.

Naturally.

Hey, why did Herod fear John the Baptist?

John could influence the people.

John threatened to reveal Herod's corruption.

John was just and holy.

Or Herod feared, Herod rather feared, that John would tell Jesus of his sins.

What would Jabez do?

I'm going to say.

Jabap.

Jabap.

I'm going to say number one.

You know what's crazy?

Like,

you're saying it in a dynamic way.

You're keeping it.

But it's all gibberish to me.

It's so boring.

Like, I'm getting this, I'm getting this, like, jittery feeling inside, like, where I want to run around the room.

Like, it feels like being a church.

Like, it feels like church and school.

Oh, my God.

It's like, okay, I don't care.

Like, oh, my God.

Sometimes I think about, like, oh, it would be so fun to go back to school and learn some new things.

And then I like do something like this happens.

And I'm like, who the fuck?

Yeah, you have to have a good teacher.

Here's what's weird:

I think because I spent so much time having to listen to shit like this, I'm enjoying this now.

Whoa.

Yeah.

My heart is going like a gun.

My heart is racing.

I'm learning how much I don't know about, like, who the fuck is Jab is.

No, let's keep going.

I'm serious.

Okay, I think it's John could influence the people.

That's what I think.

Okay, let's see.

Incorrect.

John was just and holy.

That was it?

That's all he was upset about.

I would love to hear Herod's side of this story.

This is the thing.

Herod like that.

Like the book of Herod.

Yeah.

Is that what Herod's name is?

I want to hear Herod's side of this story.

Is that a hotel?

That's a London department story.

That's Herod's.

Herod's.

Yeah.

How many years?

This is a number question.

How many years did David reign as king over Israel and Judah?

Oh, wow.

30?

40?

20?

Seven.

I'm going to say 40.

I'm going to say 40.

40 sounds like a religious number.

People didn't live.

Well, although back in the Bible, people were living to

thousands of years.

What was that all about?

Methuselah?

That wasn't true, right?

Was that just something that.

Then why talk about it in this way?

He just looked like shit.

I'm going to say, I'm going to say 20.

Okay.

40.

Yeah.

He was a big deal.

David was a big deal.

It was a big deal.

Okay.

40.

40 is their favorite number.

They love it.

40 days, 40 nights.

40s in the Bible so.

They're like 40?

Yeah.

They're like six or seven.

Yeah, seven is a lot.

There's a lot of like seven loaves, seven brothers.

40 really was like an unimaginable number to them.

They're like, could you imagine?

If someone did it for 40 days, someone did it for 40 days.

Remember that movie, 40 Days and 40 Nights, where he wouldn't jerk off for that long or something?

Josh Hartnett?

Wasn't that that movie was about?

Okay, I got to look this up.

40 Days and 40 Nights.

You know what I was thinking of?

Four Days and Seven Nights, which I think was Harrison Ford and Anne Haits.

40 Days and 40 Nights is a romantic comedy film directed by Michael Lehman, who directed Heather's.

And

he's chosen to abstain from any sexual contact for the duration of Lent.

Yes.

So they're getting Bible shit in there for Lent.

So it's more than just jerking off.

Yeah, I guess my memory, that was a problem for him during the movie.

I watched it probably when I was in eighth grade.

Like, what year did it come out?

99.

It came out in

2002.

Okay, I was in high school, but I do recall him not being able to jerk off.

And you were fascinated with.

I was intrigued.

It was such a problem.

Yeah.

You're like, 40 days, that's probably not too long.

And then you watch the movie and he's like,

after one hour, he's like, fuck.

I'm like, now I understand, guys.

Oh, six days, seven nights.

That was the Harrison Ford Ann Haish movie.

Yes, that's right.

That's a...

Who was I talking about?

Somebody was talking about Ann Haish doing stand-up.

She very briefly did stand-up.

She mainly talked about how bad a person she thought Ellen was.

And then she stopped.

Like, she got it out of her system.

She just wanted to talk shit about Ellen.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, somebody said because Madonna was was like doing stand-up?

Oh, yeah.

I remember that.

I remember that.

Hey.

Famous people.

There were a few famous people who were doing that.

Yeah.

She did like 40 minutes.

Yeah.

Madonna did 40 minutes.

Yeah, yeah.

I'd watch that.

I'd watch that.

Was it storytelling?

I'm talking about

the room.

Well, this was fun.

The Bible challenge.

We've proved that.

The first of many.

Paul knows the most.

I'm like, no.

Lauren doesn't.

I knew the least to that's funny i wouldn't say that i know the most a lot of those i was educated guessing educating guessing yeah educating guesses is guessing is like there's some information that's a lot of knowledge anyway yeah that is that's well that's you know for example

with jeopardy i mean that you can pull answers out of thin air with your educated guesses so true yeah and you could sometimes win yeah you have to take the risk i think the three of us should host jeopardy we should take over at the same time yeah yeah

yeah that's a great idea um you know at the on the celebrity jeopardy they're now saying their stats at the end, sometimes at least, where they'll kind of say, like, you answered this many questions, and you got this many wrong, and this many right.

And then sometimes it's interesting because you'll see, like, the person who actually won took the most swings and was wrong a lot more.

But they're there, but

yeah, oh, interesting.

All right.

Well, that's going to do it for this episode of Freedom.

We hope you enjoyed all the Bible talk.

We hope you enjoyed.

I don't even know how that happened.

To our three Christian listeners, I hope you enjoyed that.

Yeah, would they be happy with that or more unhappy?

They're probably like SMH.

We don't know anything.

Who's Jews?

Jebus.

We really need to figure out who Jebez is.

Jebiz.

I'm going to look up Jebus in Wikipedia.

Does Wikipedia talk about Bibles?

What if it just goes back shooters?

I mean, I guess it would probably.

There's probably a Biblepedia.

Jebaz Bible.

Okay.

Oh, there's Jabba.

First of all, it's Jabba's.

Biblical.

Oh, no, okay, it is on Wikipedia.

He's a man who appeared in the book of Chronicles.

He's implied to be an ancestor of the kings of Judah, although not explicitly included in the lineage.

Right, right, right.

His mother named him Jabez, meaning he makes sorrowful because his birth was difficult.

How would you like your mother to do that?

I wouldn't be surprised.

Honestly.

Like, your mother names you like sore pussy.

Jesus Christ.

What's happening?

With what?

You, your brain.

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