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Freedom!

I'm sending you a secret message.

Freedom!

I've received it and I dislike what I read.

Hey, it's secret.

Freedom!

Yeah!

It got louder as you went on.

Yeah!

We're doing an episode.

My name is Lauren Lapkins.

My name is Scotty Lapkins.

My name is Paulie Lapkins.

And this is Freedom Lapkins.

My name is Paul, and I'm here to say I'm happy to be in the studio today.

Oh, my name is Cornell.

I am happy to be in the studio today.

I am King of the

Freedom.

Do you know that that actor was allergic to

hair?

No, it was killed him.

No way, because the woman's looking

playing off of that.

Fucking hell.

He was allergic to hair in general.

Buddy Epson.

Buddy Epson.

Buddy Epson.

Buddy Epson, Buddy Epsion.

Buddy Epson.

He got fired because you couldn't hang with the show of a paint.

Well, well, well.

Can I just say that we're back in here, Wolf.

I haven't been here in years.

And this is the inevitable come down episode, the second one we're taping today.

Shop more slump.

I might have more to say this time.

whoa

but i might not that bathroom here yeah

i went and pissed in it and it has that quality that that is so pig or the bathroom also before before we started she said i'm gonna save this story for but she started with you know that bathroom here as if as if we've never been in like yeah we're we're here now there's one there's one bathroom and there's one toilet and that's all it is okay but it's it's it's a worse it's what i call a worst fear bathroom what does that mean because and i call it that right now and i just made that up i coined the term but it's the

and everyone's talking about it, and they can't stop.

But the toilet is so far from the door that if anyone were to open the door, they see you couldn't slam.

Yeah, you couldn't.

There's no quick shutting.

There's no keeping your eye on it to make sure because you can't tell if the lock works or not.

All you have to do is just yell no.

And then it also says, no,

in all red letters, please do not flush a million exclamation points.

I'm like, dude,

flush.

The exclamation points are after the word flush.

And then it says, tampons, this, that, the other.

Oh, no.

So I'm not supposed to flush now?

So you didn't?

And, you know, a lot of these, I don't know if you guys noticed this, but a lot of people say that through the door.

I know, I screamed it.

And this place is soundproof.

And this is my, like,

this is my bathroom stand-up.

But, like, a lot, have you guys noticed?

You probably haven't noticed because you're not women, but in a lot of bathrooms, they're having a lot of fun.

We go to the same bathroom.

But they're having a lot of fun with the women's tampon flushing signs.

Oh, they are?

What are they saying?

They're getting sillier.

Like, there will be a sign that has like a dog, and it says, like, like, do not flush.

And then it sounds like, or tampons.

Like, you know, it'll get it.

The dog

flush a dog

down the channel.

Also, don't flush tampons.

It gets your attention.

It's not the same typical.

Is this stuff like that time of the month?

Well, don't flush it.

Well, you know, by the way, you're not supposed to flush tampons anywhere, not just in certain buildings.

That's actually very bad.

You're supposed to keep them.

You're supposed to keep them in a box.

For yourself.

Did I ever tell you the story about the girl that I went to middle school with, and there was a rumor that she kept her used pads in a drawer in her?

No!

Tell us about this story.

Whoa, you already did it.

I already told it.

Was it true?

I don't know, but I know who it was.

If you are that girl, please get a hold of us.

Please freedom USA and she must be able to get it.

I can understand doing that.

Did you keep your bags away?

You're hiding that you're had your period.

You didn't want your family to know or something.

You're going to throw it.

Maybe if you're carrying.

You're going to throw them out later.

Or what if you wanted to just keep them for research?

Yeah, just to see what, how does the blood change my luteal phase?

My menstrual phase.

Remember when I went through that menstrual phase?

That was so mean.

That was such a weird weird two years of my life.

Whatever I did it, whatever.

You're Mimses.

My Menses is red.

R.I.P., my Memphis.

Tampon robot.

Tampon robot.

Tampa Bot3000.

My Menses is red.

Uterine wall shitting.

Alert, alert.

Exterminate.

Exterminate.

Lauren, tell us another story from when you were young.

Okay.

Please let it evolve tampons.

I'm not weird.

Please.

Well, did I ever tell you?

This one's pretty crazy.

There was a rumor.

Rumor has it.

And I might have told this before, but you'll remember if I have.

This is a feature on the show.

It's rumor has it.

Like the album Rumors by the Mask?

Rumor has it.

He would mask.

And

this was a rumor that basically this kid had sex with this other kid.

I mean, essentially, we were in middle school.

So, yeah.

And what?

Middle school is how old?

Six to seventh grade or six.

You could be anywhere from 12 to 14.

83.

Yeah, 15.

Like the Christmas song.

From 1 to 92.

Anyway, so when it, because this is a gross story.

Okay.

This is about.

I'm ready.

I'm not scared.

That when she

fled because it was a person version of having sex, they didn't know what was happening.

They put band-aids on her vagina.

And then the other part of the rumor was that this guy's dad filmed it?

What?

What?

Kids are insane.

What?

Kids are so fucking insane.

That's so.

That the dad filmed putting the band-aids on

the whole thing.

It's really sad that, I don't know, you forget that

those things that happen in school, it affected somebody.

Like to be the object of a rumor.

Why?

Oh my god, I know.

Okay, so I remember when I was in middle school, I was dating this woman.

No, you weren't.

And

I remember she came to my church one Sunday night, right?

Yeah.

And then she had a best friend, and we were all friends, right?

Like the three of us, but I was

seeing this woman.

Sure.

And then one day i got to why is it a woman it's not a woman because she's a woman now yeah but it feels weird to say i was it's a girl but you were a kid and you had a kid girlfriend okay so we were 13 or 14.

i used to love those books kid girlfriend kid girlfriend oh i used to pretend i was the kid girlfriend i used to love the kid detectives

well

and so they rode off into the sunset i think

so Her, I got to their skinned mother.

I got to school one morning and the girl I was seeing like just shot me the dirtiest look and wouldn't talk to me.

And I was like, in the morning?

In the morning.

Can you believe it?

Too early.

She hadn't had her Sanka yet.

Too early for that drama.

She's been on this all night.

So, and I was like, what's going on?

And it took like all

day for her to finally say, like, you spread this rumor about me blowing you in the church parking lot.

And I was like, I did not do this.

I don't know what you're talking about.

And it finally, like, after we follow, do it.

And then the rumor will not be

down on me in the theater.

And then,

um, and we finally trace it back to her best friend

who so-called who said that I was, who said that I told her that.

And then she finally admitted that she spread it because she was jealous that, that this

woman was spending so much time

with me.

Yes.

Wow, look look at the girls.

She's trying to paint you as a one girl was so jealous of the other girl that got to date Scott that she's kind of nasty.

This is just me bragging.

No, but

13-year-olds.

Why do you, why do

you creep?

Why do people start rumors?

I know.

It's so wild to actually come up with a lie and just say, like, somebody did that about that story that I told, and it's just so insane.

It's insane.

I mean, but it also happens with adults, with like celebrities, but I don't feel like it happens.

Like you're richard gears you know yeah but i feel like well like in a social group that's always couched like i heard this yeah but but who's the person who starts it well i think a lot of times rumors that are like that not that one not the hamster the uh one i was i think that

started by the way no i'm gonna talk i think that's what what happened was that started hello someone heard the gerbil thing is a sexual fetish

and then someone said gerbil looks a lot like the word gear put it in there and then it was telephone this This theory is

where both things got in?

Where someone heard that person say, wow, gerbil looks a lot like the word gear, like Richard Gear.

And then the next person heard it and said.

Like, you can't pronounce it gearbox.

Gerbils.

But the next person heard

the previous person say Richard Gear in this gerbil story.

Gearbel.

This is a gerbil story.

But this, I'm fascinated by this.

That somehow, because gear and gerbil share letters.

The first three letters.

That they would both make it into.

That's not how television is.

You know what I'm fascinated by?

She horses.

Zoom in on one of those puppies.

I'm fascinated by hamsters.

Heimsters.

I wish I said Heimsters.

Why am I doing this?

That's twice in a way.

Why do you live like this?

Why?

I can't imagine being you.

I simply can't imagine.

At a time like this?

It stinks.

It stinks.

It's smoking.

Who are you?

The critic?

Oh, remember the critic?

It stinks.

Yeah.

Hey, we all remember something.

I love it.

That doesn't usually happen.

Yeah.

I used to like that show.

Yeah.

I want to revisit it, I guess.

It has its fans for sure.

Yeah.

There's a cult following for the critic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Love it's or leave it's

that big, big podcast.

Yeah.

Was John Lovitz upset?

His name's not Lovetts.

No, I'm saying it was John Lovitz upset.

His name is John Lovitz.

Well, John Lovett apostrophe.

No, I'm saying was John Lovitz with a Z upset that.

I'm sure he was.

Yeah, because I'm sure he did.

I don't even know.

I don't know.

Dude, stolen as Thunder.

No, I'm sure.

I'm sure he was.

Did I say I don't think that he was?

No, you can't say that because I'm sure that he was.

Do you know who's mad?

Lyle Lovett.

Yeah.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

What if Lyle Lovett had a podcast and then, like, he talked about the Julia Roberts marriage in the first episode, and then he's like, ooh, I'm out of stuff.

Lyle Lovett has a podcast where he raises.

Dead eyes, but he doesn't know how to continue it.

He's like, if only Julia Roberts would be on this show and say why she divorced me.

His podcast is where he reads old issues of People Magazine from when he was in them with Julia Roberts, and it's his recap podcast.

Or not, fuck it.

Lauren.

Boy.

Boss.

Swing and a miss.

Tough room.

Sometimes you just say stuff.

Boy, is that true, girlfriend?

That's the tagline to freedom.

Sometimes you just say stuff.

Sometimes you just say stuff.

Sometimes you don't.

No, dare do.

Do you remember the guns?

testicles don't?

Because

sometimes you feel like a nuts,

sometimes you don't.

Bonk.

But they would cut it out so that sometimes you feel like a, sometimes you don't.

Why would they frame it?

Why would they not say it sometimes?

Because they would show it.

Because that is an offensive term.

Yeah.

They were way ahead of everybody.

That must have sucked when everyone started calling testicles nuts back in the 70s.

That would have sucked when people called testicles nuts.

Hey, they waited as long as they could.

And then in the 70s came around, like, let's just do it.

Why wouldn't they call them that?

Because they're like walnuts.

I think so.

I think so.

There hasn't been a nude term for testicles in a long time.

I feel like we ran out of stuff in the 80s or whatever.

Like, let's figure one out.

There's got to be other things that they're talking about.

I think people just got tired of talking about them.

No, I'm not.

Call them

little spheres.

Little spheres.

What about marbles?

I think that's already been done, right?

That's fair.

Marbles are very simple.

A bag of marbles is like a really different thing.

A bag of marbles.

Oh, my bag of marbles.

My bag of

marbles.

What are the big ones that are for like the, yeah, what do you call them?

My bag of shooters.

Let's do that.

Let's call them shooters.

Let's call them my bag of shooters.

But isn't that confusing?

Because the penis is sort of the shooter of that area.

Well,

Jamie's got a gun.

Hey.

Paula's got a point.

Thank you.

Is it too confusing?

My bag of shooters.

It's so

bag of shooters.

I love it.

Bag of shooters.

I lial of it.

You lile love it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm Jillie Roberts in this situation.

But she famously doesn't love him anymore.

What if she does?

Oh, he's the one that got away.

Yeah, and she's just like, he never called me back.

That's why we broke it.

She never called me back.

He was like, my phone was disconnected one day.

This is your Julie Robertson friend?

No.

That's Lyle.

Oh, that's Lyle Lovett.

Oh, well, that sounded exactly like.

My phone was disconnected.

My phone was disconnected.

My goodness.

I was chopping you Lolo Ties.

We have to move on from Lyle Love It because it didn't work.

Oh, no.

Lauren, your bid was great.

We loved it.

Other names for balls?

Names for balls?

Should I go back to that?

Names for Balls?

No, I'm done with that, too.

I think we should go on to something random.

All right, what do you mean?

Random.

What do you mean, random?

Something that Paul wants to talk about.

Oh, come on.

You're the one who wanted to move on.

Now you throw it on Paul.

What's your favorite gold spring in front of you right now?

Probably this one.

Kaiser Soze.

Like a really bad Kaiser Sozet.

Kaiser Sozi.

Yeah, remember the guy's name is Coffee Cup.

Broken Coffee Cup after I leave.

I've never seen that.

Does he name himself after him?

You've never seen that?

You've got to come on Scott hasn't seen for a special Lauren hasn't seen.

If you know, yeah, you know the ending.

So

spoilers for anyone who has not seen this okay movie.

With a great, great actor.

What's it called?

Yeah, with great cast.

Oh, you're talking about one in particular.

You may know him from

Christmas Eve.

It's called Usual Suspects.

The usual suspects.

Pardon me.

The usual suspects.

It's called Use Sus.

Use Suss, yeah.

This movie's totally sus.

And it turns out, you know, Kevin Spacey's playing this movie.

He's been interrogated.

He's being interrogated by

what's his name?

Oh, Chaz Bomanteri.

Chaz Bomanteri, a Bronx tale.

Yeah.

And

so he's giving all these details, blah, blah, blah, blah.

About this caper that he and a bunch of people were involved in.

And then they let him go.

Because he's been talking about this dude, Kaiser Soze, who is behind it all.

Uh-huh.

Andy, this guy's name is Normal or something.

What is Normal?

What was his name?

It's close.

His name is Verbal Kent.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Verbal Kent.

That sounds like

what Ernest

went to jail for was Ernest P.

Warrel.

Vern.

Hey, Vern.

And so

Kempt.

Vern.

Hey, Verb.

So,

know what I mean, Verb.

Hey, Verbal Kemp.

So it turns out, after they let him go, Ches Palmichieri starts looking around his office and he realizes all of the details and historical names and everything have come from things that he's just looking for.

All the items in the room.

It's basically a rip-off of the pretty bunch.

Yeah.

Why?

What happened to you?

George Glass.

Oh, George Glass.

George Glass.

George Glass.

I have a boyfriend.

His name is George Glass.

George Glass is about to come.

I think.

George Glass.

Oh, she wears that wig.

Do you know?

I'm old enough that I watched that show in prime time.

Wow.

Whoa.

I remember

it was a big deal.

I was a little kid, and me and my cousins would gather together to watch it.

Your cousin Oliver?

Oliver cousins?

We added a cousin later because we were losing ratings.

The family was not doing well.

I remember watching a certain episode of Happy Days, and I would watch the 104.

That shall not be named.

I would watch.

I would watch Happy Days reruns just to watch a thing.

Yeah, you know what I mean?

Absolutely, yeah.

But I remember there was an episode where Joni was going to pose naked for Playboy or something like that.

So photography.

That was an episode in your mind.

Yeah.

And I remember I watched it when I came out.

I remember she was talking to me saying, Scott, should I do this?

So I watched it when it came out.

And then when the rerun came on, I started watching it.

And I remember, did I talk about this on the show?

I remember before, yeah.

Fuck.

But I can't remember the end of of the day.

So, my dad walked in and

before the whole nude part came on, and he was like, Isn't this a rerun?

Why are you watching it again?

And I was like, I always would watch the reruns, and then suddenly he got to the posing nude part.

He goes, I see why you're watching this again.

He thought you were a creep.

Why do people want to humiliate children?

Then your dad started a rumor that you were a creep, yeah, and that I blew him in the church parking lot.

Ew, that is.

I was like, It wasn't the church parking lot.

That is sick, it was in the church.

You're sick and you're wrong.

I defile you, God.

You're sick and you're wrong.

Man, there were so many weirdos at that church, though.

No fucking kid, man.

Boy, oh, boy.

Yeah.

Hey.

Lawrence follow me.

But that's what happens.

When bodies start slapping, doing the wild thing.

Bodies start slapping.

Did anyone ever say?

It sounds uncomfortable.

Did anyone ever say both, or was that just used on TV to talk over?

Oh, yeah, boff.

Did you both?

I think I heard people say boff.

I think I only know it from when they bleep out the F word on television in the 80s film and they put in boff.

Right.

Wait, they would bleep and put in a word?

No, they would just talk over and say,

They would bleep it, and then announced it go, Boff.

Did you boff her?

Did you bleep off?

Did you?

You say both, okay?

Did you

like as fast as when you say did you?

I say boff.

Yeah.

Ready?

Yeah.

Did you

her?

Did you?

Boff.

Her.

Did you?

Boff her.

Did you?

Her.

Okay, and then when I say, oh my God, you totally say buffed.

Oh, my God, you totally.

Oh, my God, you totally.

Oh, my God, you totally.

And when I say, what's it like to, you say, buffed?

What's it like to, what's it like to, what show is this?

Malfunctioning robot who wants to have feelings.

What's it like to,

did you,

her?

Her boff?

Buff

just gets stuck.

Can you imagine, like, if they had to do it where a guy had to press a button every time?

Every single time he had to do it live.

Yeah, fuck it.

We're doing it live.

What's your job, honey?

I press the Boff button.

I have to, first of all, I have to guess I'm a BB operator when it's happening.

You get a sense for these things.

And I was his wife who didn't know what his job was.

Well, thank you for finally asking.

Where do you go honey you go to the buff where do you

where do you buff where do you buff

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Sail away, sail away.

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Orinoco flow.

Orinoco.

You know, I sang.

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Orinoco Flo is in town.

And it's red.

Orinoco flow.

Red.

My Orinoco blood is red.

My menstrual blood is red.

I sang Enya at

my aunt's wedding.

That must have been a lot of people.

You just stood up and went.

True story.

And you have it.

If anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, Scott literally

Scott stood up, grabbed his shooter sack, and said, oh God's sake,

grabbed his shooter sack like Michael Jackson.

No, I sang

On Your Shore?

I'm sure you did.

With a purpose.

Did everyone cry?

Did she make it sound like almost Enya?

On Your Shore?

She named things that

you could say it by accident, like Enya Shore.

Enya Shore.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I think so.

Like, all of her titles are stuff that people go, like.

Enyonoco Flow?

Is that her name, or is that the song title?

Yeah.

But it was a request.

It was by request.

Well, of course.

From my aunt.

Yeah.

Not from the crowd.

Oh, not like the fans.

Well, you voted, and here it comes.

I'm going to say this Enya song.

What was the name of the song?

On Your Shore.

On Your Shore.

I remember it being.

How long ago?

It was something to the effect of like

a boat metaphor of two boats coming together.

I don't know.

I don't remember.

I feel

you sang it.

All right, here, I'm going to find it.

Thank you.

I'm going to find it, and you're going to be sorry you ever asked.

I sang at a wedding one time.

I had to sing, this was at the request of the bride and groom: When a man loves a woman.

When one man loves one woman.

Yeah, they were very Christmas.

How did that go?

It went fine, but I had never really paid attention to all the lyrics of that song before.

And it's a grim song for a wedding.

This is a Hennessy ad that's playing before.

That was it you?

Okay, here we go.

Does she always have environmental sounds in her song?

I don't know whether this is the video because the video starts on the ocean.

This is what you sang.

I haven't heard this.

I've not heard this song since I sang it.

And this is how you sound it.

Is that her or is that the cover?

That's her.

Scott is her.

On your show.

It's humorous that you sang this.

Yeah, I know.

Scott's very sensitive.

I sang it in this actual key.

That's what I'm saying.

You're going,

that's why you grab your shooter sack.

You can see who orange

your shooter sec.

It's taking off.

I think this is good.

I don't like it.

You're like, oh,

oh, better grab my shooter sack.

There you go.

Auntie, do you mind if I'm not?

Auntie.

Do you mind if I grab my shooter secret?

There's something that I have to do.

There's something I have to do.

I very much want to perform the song for you.

Oh, wait.

Why is it so awful?

I know.

Okay, so this is the 80s.

Was it?

It was 89, yeah.

And she was like a yuppie at this point.

She was a hippie on her first marriage, where she was like, you were talking about Edia.

No.

I would never talk about Enya.

She's like, Bruno.

Keep Enya's name out your mouth.

Now my aunt got married.

Bruno talk about Enya.

No, no.

Can I tell you that I can't remember how any of those songs go?

No.

Except Bruno.

No, even that one, I forget how it goes.

Oh, I only can't remember that one, and I don't know why.

My aunt was a hippie.

I remember being seven.

My was a hippie?

My aunt was a hippie.

I remember being seven, and she got married on a cliff to a dude with super long hair.

Oh,

that was a hippie stuff.

And I remember like peering, getting to the edge of the cliff and like looking over it and everyone going like.

Annie was down there.

Annie was down there and she's like, sing me in 14 years.

Sing me.

And then she was a yuppie in the 80s, and she got married to like a finance guy, I think.

Also with long hair.

And no, he was famously had the Larry David horseshoe.

He had the Larry David.

He had like the Gordon Gecko slick back.

He had it shaved into his head.

He had actually.

Well, I say famously because he's the guy who had the Diet Coke pressed to his bald head when he fainted at the altar.

Oh my God.

What a nightmare.

They didn't even give him full-strength Coke to hold on his head.

I know.

You think it was like

pour the caffeine version down his mouth.

But then in the 90s, she was into line dancing.

She got into country.

Oh, and she married some other country dude.

Is there a third one?

Yeah, there's a third one.

And then I think maybe she went on to fourth.

I like the like total shift.

I love it.

I love it when you like you, everyone should change their personality every decade.

I love total shift by Anya.

Do you remember the Ashburn Comedy Festival?

I do.

I went a couple years.

I went many years ago.

I was bumped by Dave Chappelle.

Whoa, get in line.

I was there one year, and I don't think it was my first year.

15th birthday.

It was my teaching era.

And I said, I don't want to go to the Aspen Comedy Festival.

I was asked by E-Entertainment Television.

Whoa.

They were doing a lot of stuff at the festival, and they said, we want to have you out on the street doing stuff with people and blah, blah, blah.

And it was so.

Oh, it's

date.

It was so sloppily produced.

There was no like plan or anything.

It literally was just talk to people, whatever.

We're going to go into this bar where they do country line dances.

I think there have been so many times in my life where I'm suddenly doing something like that.

I'm like, why is it on me to figure out what this is?

There's also nothing I hate more than Man on the Street.

No, I don't like that stuff.

I hate it.

It's so uncomfortable.

Especially if you're the man.

Yeah, because it's always,

they always, well, now.

But it's always like,

go up to them and ask them.

It's like, no, there should be a producer that's setting this up.

Yeah, exactly.

So it was so awkward and uncomfortable.

And then I remember I got back from the festival and I called the person that had booked me to do it.

And I was like, oh, yeah,

when do I get paid for this?

And I asked just like that.

Oh, no.

And this person started yelling at me.

Yelling at you?

It was like, what?

We never agreed to pay, but

you said you were not.

There was no.

And I was like, oh, they were like waiting for that fight.

Yeah, and it was like so not a fight yeah you just thought like you were getting paid and then yeah you weren't and you're like oh okay don't you have to be paid to be on camera i think so yeah i think it's the law

yeah but i don't know if they i don't think they used any of my stuff because it was just like it was bad right it was bad what a disaster oh so it was und disaster it was so bad he was yelling at you for that rather than the payment thing the yeller was a woman The yeller was a woman.

Old yeller was a woman.

It wasn't.

I actually knew it was a woman.

Did you say she or did I just make that up?

Because I feel like.

But you do make things up a lot.

I love to do it.

A rumor has it.

Rumor has it.

Are we back to rumor?

Has it?

You got more rumors?

Let's see.

Look at all these rumors.

Rumors.

I'm trying to remember if there were any rumors that we had.

There definitely are more.

Were there rumors about neighbors that you remember?

Like, oh, that house, the person who lives in that house.

Oh, I've told you about the one.

Yes, I remember.

Go to hell Christmas cards.

Well, the lady who came by your house, right?

That's the same person.

Yeah.

Although my mom did tell me I told that story wrong.

Yeah.

she listened to it and she was like, No, no, that's not what happened.

Um, but gonna mess it up again if I don't revisit that again.

Yeah, she actually said, God bless you.

Um, so you were way off.

No, yeah, I don't remember.

I told something wrong about that, but um, but it's better the way you told it.

Yeah, I loved how I told it.

I thought it was a good thing.

Yeah, fuck the truth.

I thought it was fantastic and fascinating.

Yeah,

the story that I constructed, I thought was very interesting.

And I thought it was quite true.

I remember once I was working outside my house and the garage was open and we had a big ladder and I was like doing something on the ladder and the neighbor came over

and said, hey, does your dad want to sell that ladder?

And

coming out of The Witches.

And I was like, I don't know.

Did you see the movie The Witches, the old one?

No, I never have.

No.

Well, it's like a boy and the girl in the tree.

And then this witch comes out and she's like, you want to pet the kitty?

Like, it's kind of like trying to get you to come talk to me.

I want to sell your ladder.

Does he want to see my snake?

And then the kid's like,

but it's like, why were they talking to you when you're on the ladder?

It just feels very dangerous.

What if you were on the ladder and somebody said, hey, have you ever fallen off a ladder?

Well, you're about to

pull the ladder out from under you?

Exactly.

Yeah.

Kick.

Kick.

So I could kick.

I could kick.

Kick.

I'm 50.

I'm 50.

So

I went to my daddy.

I've seen her book, which I love, by the way.

I can't wait to read it.

By the way, it was great when she turned 50.

Polly Shannon.

Oh, yeah.

She was great.

It It was great.

I waited on her once at Chinjin.

She's the sweetest.

After she was on SNL, and she was great.

And did she say anything to you about wanting to be your girlfriend?

Yeah.

I'm assuming that's where the story is leading.

All I know is do.

She's the one who's so.

So I went to my dad.

I said, because I said I would.

I said, I'll ask my dad.

I went to my dad and I said, hey, you're as good as your word.

Yeah, of course.

I said, hey, the neighbor wants to buy the ladder.

And my dad was like, yeah, well, anything's for sale for the right price.

You know, he kind of said something like that.

And I just kind of took that at face value.

Even a woman's maiden head, Daddy.

Because it's also like you can get a ladder in the store.

This was before Home Depot was.

Where they're definitely for sale.

You don't have to ask.

Yeah.

Well, how'd your dad get one?

Oh, good question.

I don't know.

I think he made it.

Out of steel.

He didn't steal one in somebody else's driveway?

There's one ladder in America and it moves its way.

It just moves around.

Yeah, as needed.

So do you think that would bring us together as a nation if there was one?

If we all had one ladder and we had to share it.

If there was one home ladder.

yes like professional people

i needed it like a week and a half ago i think we need one per neighborhood i think one in the country is one per naive yeah i agree yeah it's also a waste to have so many ladders it is waste to be with the environment the landfills are full of ladders yeah the way people get them for easter but then they don't want to keep

choking on ladders sea turtles are climbing up and they're gagging up

fish climb up the ladder then they're in the air yep and they can't get back down so that much like sampanki so i went back out i started working in the attic.

He couldn't get up the stairs in our imaginary story that we told last episode.

Okay, got it.

Anyways,

went back outside, and then the neighbor came by and goes, Hey, did you ask your dad about the ladder?

And I said, Yeah, he said that anything's for sale for the right price.

And he went, Oh, okay.

Well, I mean, what's the right price?

How much does he want?

And then my dad heard me talking to him, and he came out, and my neighbor was like, So I hear you're interested in selling the ladder for the right price.

And my dad had to be like, Oh,

I just said that as a joke.

I'm not an idiot, son.

I'm not a wheeler dealer.

Yeah, he's like, no, I don't want to sell this ladder.

This is my important ladder.

It's our family's ladder.

Our family ladder.

You dare to come into my house where my children sleep?

My son.

My lives on that ladder.

As you've seen.

Did you have an attic growing up, though?

I had an attic, and I used to climb up that ladder and spend the whole day reading books up there.

We did not have an attic, but I was big on climbing out on the roof of our house.

Oh, yes.

Which, when I think about it now, is very dangerous.

Very dangerous.

My brother and I used to do that and jump off the roof

onto our backyard grass a lot.

Oh,

our roof was too high to jump from.

Oh, so was ours.

But high enough to fall from and die.

Oh, no.

We had to work up there a lot.

But I used to, there was one, so you could, in the back room, back bedroom of the house, you could climb out onto this sort of flat.

part

but then

i would i would climb up then onto the slope the slanted part of the roof uh-huh

which was uh you know shingled so the shingles gave you a little bit of purchase.

Yeah.

A little bit of traction.

A little bit of attraction.

But it was, when I think about it now, like, I should not have been doing that.

No.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why would you go out there just to look at the stars?

Yeah.

See how they shine for you?

It just felt cool.

I would make wishes, of course.

Of course.

Yeah.

On shooting ones or just all of them?

Oh, everyone.

Just in case.

Do you remember a wish you made as a kid on a star?

Did it come true?

I hope a pretty lady falls in love with me.

I'm sure I made that wish for sure.

And it came true.

I hope an attractive woman will fall in love with me as I was eight years old.

In 35 years.

Or now, I'll take it.

Like in blank check when the woman kisses the little kid on the lips.

Ew, what?

Yeah.

What?

Blank check the blank check podcast?

The film blank check.

Someone kissed Connor on the lips.

There's a little, there's a little boy in the lips.

What's blank check again?

Is that the Melanie Griffith one?

No.

This is a, it's like a Disney movie, and this kid gets, um, he a blank check because he gets hit by a guy on his bike.

And then the guy gives a big check.

He doesn't have time to sign it.

He doesn't realize he didn't sign it.

He's got to go.

He's got to go.

And then the kid starts.

He's like, fill this out for whatever.

Yeah, for whatever the bike is worth.

Whatever you fucking bike is worth.

Types in the computer and makes it a million dollars.

Whoa.

And then he buys everything in the world.

Whoa.

This is usually not a bad idea.

And then there's these people coming after him.

And there's like tough situations.

People who want the million dollars for themselves or people that the original guy sent after.

I can't remember how it goes.

Or just like fans.

There's fans of the movie.

There's key details I'm forgetting.

And then at the end, there's like a bad lady.

Oh, no.

But she's like tough.

And they go on a date.

And then like...

Oh, she's tough, but bad.

And they think that it's like, he thinks it's like a thing.

And then at the end, she like kisses him on the lips.

And he's eight.

Whoa.

And it's like,

and he's like, it's awesome.

Like, it's a good moment.

And I'm like, this is a sick

sick individual.

There's a woman who had to do that, poor thing.

I know we've talked about it before.

But for money?

But they should make a sequel to Big With Elizabeth Perkins and Tom Hanks.

Yeah.

I completely agree.

But

they did make that one

with,

what's that little girl's name?

They did it with, hold on.

It's called, what's the movie called?

Anybody you know what I'm talking about?

Little.

Little.

No, no, no.

What?

I'm Steward Little.

I'm saying same characters.

This is the reverse situation in that one.

The woman becomes young.

Yes.

I don't want this.

What I want is them playing their same characters and then they meet again.

Oh, I love that.

Right?

But the aging will be off.

He would be younger than her.

But he would be younger than her.

He has to be 20 years younger than her.

20 years?

Yeah, because he's 13.

He's, yeah, 13, and then he becomes 33 or whatever.

See, this is a problem with your.

Colin Hanks, then.

Okay, great.

Solved.

Colin Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins from

Barry.

Yeah.

She's in Barry now.

Yes, I know.

I'm watching.

She's very much Larry at me.

Because I wanted to break that.

I love her.

That's where I get all my entertainment news from Paula Tompkins on three.

She's a fantastic actress.

I love her.

Exclusive.

I love her.

I love when she shows up in something.

Me too.

She looks great.

Yeah, she's great.

Well, did I tell you about when my dad, like,

He called me, this is after I started working in Hollywood semi-regularly.

And he called me and and he goes hey can i take you to lunch and you said anything's uh for sale for the right price the right price yeah but i thought it was a serious thing and i was like my mind first went to oh shit what what did i do how old are you probably 35.

i was like what did i do what am i in trouble for then it was like oh no it was something wrong

so he's like we can meet in the middle because he was coming from orange county and i'm up in the valley i think at the time he's like we'll meet at that denny's

like you know where the 101 first starts or whatever.

So, you're thinking, this is really bleak.

Yeah.

So, like, oh no, we need to be in the middle.

$5 eggs.

Let's not meet her in a nice place.

He takes me to lunch, and the whole time, I'm like, oh, fuck.

Take me to lunch.

I got moons over my head.

So I'm like, what's going on?

And he just wanted to pitch me

an idea.

Oh, no.

Which was.

It's about a dad who has a terrible son.

No, he's like, so you know how like TV reunions are all kind of big right now.

I think there should be a happy days reunion, but you know, Ron Howard, he's such a successful drama director.

He should direct it as a drama.

And I was like, dad, I don't know Ron Howard

and I don't know how to get this to him.

And I'm sure they've already thought about these kind of things.

I would watch that, though.

I don't think they had thought about that.

Now, little did he know that I would work with Ron Howard a few years later and get to know him.

Did you pitch him the idea?

I never pitched him that.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You didn't tell him that.

I should have told him because they actually still are doing those reunions.

Yeah, they won't stop.

Although the boss is gone, there's more.

The boss?

Oh, uh-huh.

It's the boss.

Tom Bosley.

The dad, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Can't believe I didn't immediately know.

I can't believe I did.

Who did you think?

Brian Bosworth?

Is he still with us?

Brian Bosworth?

What do you think?

Hey, any guesses?

Laura?

Brian Bosworth.

What about him?

Is he still with us?

The boss.

Who's that?

Exactly.

Is he still with us or not?

He was a football player.

I don't know who it is.

He's a football player.

He famously had blonde, spiky hair.

Blonde, spiky hair.

I believe he was in a movie.

He starred in a movie once.

Yes.

Something with gold in the title?

Ice Cold.

I think it was Ice Cold.

Do you want the answer?

Yes, we do.

He's alive, and he's 57.

He's alive.

He's alive.

He's alive.

And what was his movie, Ice Cold?

That's the answer we really want.

Stone Cold.

Stone Cold.

The Flintstones.

Stone Cold.

The Flintstones.

Man, I wonder if they saw the movie Stone Cold and the Flintstones, and they wouldn't have to change the title.

I bet they did.

They're like, hey, you're going to the new Brian Roxworth movie, Stone Cold.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Okay, let's.

I guess we need to take a break.

Ow, I hit my elbow.

Oh, no.

That's a good reason for a break.

You're humorous.

You got to go to the nurse.

Yeah, I got to go to the Irwof nurse.

Oh, no.

Call my parents.

If they give me medication.

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All right, we're back, everybody.

Okay, we're back.

We're so back, right now.

We're so back, and I'm so excited because we're doing the game that I have suggested twice.

KP hasn't gotten back to us yet.

It is called...

KP, we're waiting to hear from you.

KP, why didn't you get back to us in between these episodes?

Did we take back to back?

It doesn't have a name, in fact, this game, but it can if we come back.

Why don't we name it?

Bag of shooters.

If you can game it, you can name it.

The game is one person thinks in their mind.

One person.

A celebrity.

I want to call a celebrity.

The other two people

have questions

about what the celebrity would be if they were another thing.

Like, what kind of candy are you?

What kind of shoe are you?

And then you have to guess who it is based on those clues.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's called celebrity style.

And when we guess,

they'll tell you if you're right or wrong.

And does that, that takes up our question.

And then are we good?

Yeah, but it doesn't really.

Are we good?

Does that make us crazy?

It doesn't really matter like if you're going like what makes us whole?

Me, you, me, you, me, you.

It's just kind of like, I mean, we should, but it's not a big deal.

It's more just getting, do you want to guess?

It's more about the experience.

It's not about winning.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So who wants to think of the celebrity first?

Obviously you do.

Oh, I do.

I mean,

you have stars in your eyes.

Okay, fine.

They're just like us.

Okay, let me think.

Oh, you've thought of the perfect person, I can tell.

Oh, my God.

Lauren is smiling.

We love when Lauren smiles when she thinks of a celebrity.

She frowns the entire episode, but then when she thinks of a celebrity, she suddenly smiles.

And her happy play.

The lights came on in the room.

I remember one time Lauren was smiling, and I said, Who is it?

And she went, Will Arnett.

Okay.

She's got it.

One second.

Oh, Lauren's currently.

I keep moving on to different people in my head because I'm just not sure.

Move on.

Let's see.

Sunday in the Parker George.

Never seen it.

Oh, it's so good.

You got to rent it.

Never Never heard it.

You got to rent the PBS, the great performances.

I can do that?

Yeah, it's on iTunes.

I can do it.

You, Paul, out of anyone, should.

I will do.

Yeah, you please do.

Oh, wait, Sunheim died, right?

Yeah.

Not interested anymore.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So you are only into people who are sold.

I only like to watch stuff where I have a chance to tell the creator what I thought of it.

Okay, so

Zuzu from It's a Wonderful Life just recently passed it.

Never seen it.

Okay.

Okay, I'm ready.

Was she the last person?

I don't know.

I wonder that about Wizard of Oz sometimes.

Like, is the last person who ever worked on that film finally dead?

Have we kept track of that?

Like, we kept track of, like, Civil War?

We also kept track of the Munchkins and everything for a while.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Okay.

So you got to talk about who's the last grip.

I'm ready.

Yeah.

The last grip.

The last grip.

The last grip.

All right.

So these are not yes or no.

No, you're asking a question of what I would be if I was something else and that kind of thing.

If you were a rug, what kind of rug would you be?

I would be

like a sort of shag rug, maybe with like a palm tree design or something.

This is Robin Williams.

It's gotta be Austin Powers.

Who played Shaggy?

What's his name?

More questions.

What's his name from the Scooby-Doo from Matthew Lillard?

It wasn't him.

No.

All right.

If you were a.

By the way, I made a It Wasn't Me Shaggy joke on the comedy bang bang anniversary episode that blew by you.

Good.

And I felt betrayed.

I haven't listened yet.

I have to.

I will see.

I'll see.

Because I feel like I sort of remember.

If you were an automobile, what type of automobile would you be?

I would be like a tan,

like

Oldsmobile.

Yeah, Oldsmobile.

Okay.

And what kind of carpet again?

Shag?

Shag rug.

With like a sort of pink shag rug with like palm tree design or something.

Maybe that's shag rug, but just something sort of like that.

Yeah.

Okay.

If you were a college sweatshirt, what college would be on it?

It would be possibly.

It would be like Sarah Lawrence.

Is it crazy if I just guess?

Yeah.

Just guess.

Florence Henderson.

No.

What?

Shut the fuck up.

Who?

Me?

Your guess.

Your guess is worse.

Fuck you.

Way worse than that guess.

What?

My guess was worse?

Way worse than that guess.

Matthew Lillard is worse than Florence Henderson in every conceivable way.

In terms of how wrong you are.

And also just as a person.

I worked with him on Good Girls.

He's fantastic.

He's no Florence Henderson.

You see him in Twin Peaks?

He's amazing.

No.

Keep going.

No.

If you were...

It's a good game if you fucking play it.

Ask more than you shall guess.

If you were an alcohol, what kind of alcohol would you be?

I'd be a late night glass of schnapps.

This woman's obviously a drinker.

Laura, I mean.

She knows her alcohol.

I don't even know what that is, but I feel like this woman would say that.

If you were a sport, what sport would you be?

I don't care about sports.

I wouldn't be a sport.

I might be, I might be.

Wait.

So is the idea that the person, the celebrity is choosing to be these things?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

That's interesting.

I mean, that's how I am.

Okay.

Okay.

It's just supposed to give you the idea of who that is.

Okay.

I'm going to call you wild horses and see what the rules are.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Like, for example, we did a round where it was like, I was Rhys Witherspoon.

They're like, what kind of shoe are I?

Like a high heel.

What kind of candy are you?

I'm a rainbow pack of Skittles.

You know, it's like you kind of give the energy of them.

Yes.

I get that.

But the sports thing, you could have given the energy of the person as a sport, and you chose not to.

The sport is competitive.

They're all competitive.

They're sports.

TV watching or something.

It's like she wouldn't.

It's like, I can't.

She.

I didn't say he.

You said she.

I did.

Yes, that's what I said that you said.

No, I said she.

Oh, my headphone cut out right.

I'm ending this.

This is a disast.

This is a disastrous.

Keep going, ask.

Salvage it.

Salvage it.

Okay, shut up.

No, but that's the key part is that you're not asking any uh when i did you said no um that's not true keep going

i like how you hung this up by denying the category and then you tried to make it our fault for not asking questions come on

if you were a

it's my turn asshole

if you were a shoe what shoe would you be a sensible pump with a half inch heel

uh aerosols brand or something comfortable if you were a uh some sort of creature in a haunted house maze, what creature would you be?

Great question.

I would be

someone who pops out and punches you in the face.

Tatiana Ali.

No.

And how?

But you're in the right field.

Great.

Field of acting.

People.

Okay.

If you were a crop in a farmer's field, what would you be?

A tall stalk of corn.

Okay.

If

you were

a type of landline telephone, what would you be?

An 80s phone that's like cream colored with one of those big rubbery like things on the back.

If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be?

Wow, it was my knife to piece.

Yeah, how do you like it?

Yes, two in a row.

You think I don't keep trying dinners?

Yes, you do.

A knife to cut pie.

A knife to cut pie.

A knife to cut pie.

If you were a a knife to cut pie, how sharp would you be?

Really sharp.

The sharpest knife in the day.

Is this Gwyneth Paltrow?

No.

Book.

Are you listening?

She wouldn't wear a sensible heel.

I don't know.

You said a whole bunch of other dumb shit that I thought was her.

Okay.

If you were a jade egg,

if you were a spice in the spice rack, what spice would you be?

Like something really spicy, like

chili peppers.

That's pretty spicy.

If you were a person who is walking around Universal Studios and was approached by Jay Leno to appear on his hilarious segment Jay Walking, what question would he ask you?

He would ask,

the question he would ask is about something to do with Ronald Reagan.

Is this Nancy Reagan?

If you were Jay Leno delivering his monologue on the Tonight Show and he said, here's something, what would that something be?

It It would have to do with a fist bite.

If you were

Janet Greeno.

No.

Fuck.

If you were.

Although I was close, right?

She's tall.

Physically.

Okay.

She was 80s, right?

Oh, no, she's more 90s.

If you were a character in Back to the Future, who would you be?

Somebody's grandma.

Somebody's grandma.

I don't think anyone.

I think famously in that movie, everyone says, by the way, my grandmother's dead.

Yeah, I think it's

Christopher Lloyd's girlfriend and the part where he's as old as he could be.

Married Steenburgen?

No, I don't know.

I don't recall that character.

I feel like I have another guess.

Yeah.

Are you Penny Marshall?

No.

Are you Penny?

But again, you're in the right zone.

Are you Penny Lover that Lionel Ritchie sang about?

So you will not walk on the side.

Speed round.

You can't just say speed round and make us go faster.

What color are you?

Color-wise, not like a race.

Dark blue.

If you were a section in Ikea, what section would you be?

A comfortable

chair that matches a couch.

That's not a section.

That's an item, but okay, I'll take it.

Couch section.

Couch section.

Good, good, good, good.

Or patio furniture.

If you were a celebrity, who would you be?

Patty.

B.

Arthur.

Okay.

Yes, we got it.

Do it again.

Do it again.

Yeah, because I wanted to show you how fun it can be when it's good.

You

when you're the person in charge.

No, no, no.

I just mean that one was a bust, but we'll try it again.

That sucked.

It sucked.

Let's pick someone and maybe a little

bit more.

We were going to be an apology.

Who do you want to be the person with a celebrity?

Who do I want?

Paul?

I want Paul.

You want Paul?

Okay.

Paul.

I'm the person with a celebrity.

Yeah.

Paul, pick a celebrity and smile when you do.

Okay.

would it help if we said if the person was living or dead yes to narrow it down okay this person is unfortunately dead oh no and now i'm about to think of the celebrity yeah wait why why work backwards like that what do you mean think of a person no i have it i smile oh you have oh got it got it got it yeah okay i was instructing my brain to think of them

okay okay you're both on your phones is not a good start i'm looking at dead people janie texted us janie texted us what kind of hat are you

He has a hat on.

You're just looking at him.

It doesn't matter, Kaiser.

What kind of blue shirt are you?

I'm going to say, like a.

I love that you guys are talking about me.

What kind of ripped body are you?

I'm going to say.

Who came in?

I'm going to say

a knit wool hat.

Okay.

Okay.

What kind of dinosaur would you be?

Hmm.

I'm going to say like the

the one that just eats leaves from Jurassic Park.

What kind of house are you?

I'm like a cabin, like a nice sturdy cabin.

Okay, what

are you Nick Offerman?

No.

Okay.

What

sport in the Olympics would you be?

The person's alive, right?

No, the person is dead.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, I already fucked up.

Okay, great.

Wait, did Nick Offerman die?

No, that's what I'm saying.

I shouldn't have guessed it.

This is where we found out her breaking entertainment news.

What was it?

What kind of Olympic sport would you be?

I'm a sport guy.

None.

I wouldn't be any.

Lauren's yawning at her own game.

I feel like

track and feel, like, like, yeah, like running.

Okay.

if you were a door, what kind of door would you be?

How many types of doors are there?

Well, you could describe a lot.

Maybe a small mouse door.

I'd be like

a wooden door.

Like on a craftsman or something.

Like an oak, oak door.

Yeah.

If you were a book in the

book in the library, what book would you be?

Oh, heavens.

Maybe a book of maps, some sort of atlas.

Charles Atlas.

Or a nature guide.

Nature guy.

Are you guessing nature guy?

Yes.

He's still alive.

Shit.

What kind of animal would you be?

What kind of domesticated animal would you be?

Domesticated.

Domesticated.

I think like a yellow lab.

Okay, you're a very classic man.

Yeah.

If you were...

Robert Redford.

He's still alive.

Yeah.

Oh, you go.

Unfortunately.

If you were a day that someone went to the zoo, what date on the calendar would you be?

Oh, an actual date?

Yeah.

I'm going to say May 3rd.

Interesting.

Interesting.

You're fucking with the game.

I'm doing with the game.

Don't fuck with the game.

Fuck with the player.

If you were an attitude, what kind of attitude would you be?

Positive.

Oh.

Are you Abraham Lincoln?

No.

damn it are you a his are you an actor

uh sometimes

when you're not dead you're an actor

yeah sometimes i would describe this as impossible and i'm sorry to everyone involved

um are

when oh gosh okay if you were a uh if you were a sitcom what sitcom would you be

uh there was one called out of the blue yeah what was that it was about an angel living on Earth, played by Jimmy Breslin.

No, not Jimmy.

Jimmy Brogan.

Jimmy Brogan.

Famous for his crowd work.

Okay, interesting.

Out of the blue, an angel sitcom.

Do I know who you are?

Yeah.

Okay.

That would be terrible if you picked someone.

Someone missed it.

This person was mentioned not long ago on this very podcast.

Tom Bosworth.

Tom Bosley?

Brian Bosworth?

Neither of them.

If you were, okay,

this is going to crack it.

Yep.

And yeah.

I believe it.

If you were a member of the Showtime Lakers, which one would you be?

I unfortunately have not kept up with that channel.

And if you had a name, what would it be?

John Denver.

Oh,

Rocket Mount on Ha!

That's hard.

Did you sing Rocket Man on High?

Rocket Man on High.

Let's go visit Rocket Man on High.

He's in the church.

Rocket Man, we pray that you will deliver us from Mars.

It's It's cold as hell.

This game is hard because it could be anyone in the world.

Maybe we don't have the group mind for it because Wild Horses was zip, zap, zap.

Yeah, but you also probably only think of a very narrow group of people.

Oh, yeah, we can only think of people who've been in one direction.

No, you know what I mean?

Like, you all have similar.

Yeah, we were like Tyler Cruz, Reese, Wetherspoon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like more famous people.

The categories probably have to be narrowed down.

That's kind of what I was saying at the beginning: should we pick a more ubiquitous person?

I didn't want to listen.

Yeah.

Yeah, John Denver was not one.

No offense.

Although, if I had asked if he was a football team,

you could have said the mountains.

The Broncos, and that would have been so fucking.

Rocky Mountain, huh?

Hi,

Colorado.

Rocky Mountain.

Hi.

Rocky Mountain.

We did it again, everybody.

Did you guess John Denver out there, everyone?

Did you guess John Denver?

Did you guess John Denver?

Did you guess John Denver?

He wasn't mentioned on this episode.

He was mentioned on the previous one.

Did you guess Jen?

Rocky Mountain, huh?

Although, I did not say this episode.

No, I know you didn't, but just to be clear.

But I wonder if people were thinking, who was mentioned?

Who was mentioned?

Did you guess John Denver?

Let us know if you did.

Let us know in the comments on Instagram, on the Threedom page.

Don't be lying.

There's a space for comments underneath this podcast.

Just put it right there.

And don't say,

I guess John Denver.

Just say, I guessed it.

I guess it.

We'll know what you're talking about.

Yes.

And we'll find your comment no matter where it is in the world.

We see you when you're sleeping and we know when when you're awake.

That's right.

A booty booty booty.

Booty everywhere.

Booty booty.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

I'm sorry.

I pushed for that game.

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