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Speaker 11 Hey, it's me, Steve Burns, and I'm so glad you're here because you and I go way back, right?

Speaker 11 Yeah. And look at us now.

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Speaker 11 I mean, it's always been about you.

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Speaker 11 FREEDOM!

Speaker 13 And we are back in the studio.

Speaker 4 Leave your egos at the door.

Speaker 16 We've got fan mail, bell.

Speaker 20 Goodbye, new listeners.

Speaker 22 We have not been in here as a unit.

Speaker 23 Nope. An absolute unit.

Speaker 1 We have not been in here as an absolute unit for many years.

Speaker 25 Many years. Nope.

Speaker 23 A three-pronged Voltron.

Speaker 22 Not one year, but two.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 26 I think we did the entire last season over.

Speaker 27 How many prongs does the regular Voltron have?

Speaker 5 It usually just has one.

Speaker 28 I'm talking a full three-dick Voltron.

Speaker 30 Prong.

Speaker 31 Three dicks.

Speaker 32 The three dicks come together to make one dick.

Speaker 1 I mean, is that a term for a penis?

Speaker 34 Prong?

Speaker 35 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 It's not like dork.

Speaker 5 In your household?

Speaker 21 Sure. Prong.

Speaker 36 Prong.

Speaker 22 Your girlfriend says, put your prong in me.

Speaker 5 It's in a lot of romance novels.

Speaker 30 She stroked his prong.

Speaker 29 You.

Speaker 16 That's disgusting.

Speaker 23 Well, we are back in the studio. This is Threedom.

Speaker 32 My name is Scott.

Speaker 5 My name is Paul.

Speaker 22 My name is Laura.

Speaker 39 Perfect harmony.

Speaker 23 And we're also back in the same room for the first time

Speaker 23 in a while because we've been on Zoom for a while.

Speaker 22 And I had COVID.

Speaker 34 You had COVID, the novel coronavirus.

Speaker 22 I put the novel Canon by this COVID-19. Canonical by this.

Speaker 24 Yeah, you had it.

Speaker 40 It is Canon.

Speaker 1 Put that in the wiki.

Speaker 22 It's in the wiki. Don't put that on my wiki.
I can't be living like that.

Speaker 41 What if that was in every single person's wiki?

Speaker 40 It was like when they got it.

Speaker 41 Yeah, every time they got sick.

Speaker 4 Not just COVID.

Speaker 42 She had a cold in April of 2018.

Speaker 43 That's where this is headed.

Speaker 22 I don't know, because everyone wants to catalog everything you you do.

Speaker 1 Early 2023 saw her with a sinus infection.

Speaker 4 Sar.

Speaker 46 Sar.

Speaker 22 Okay, I got to address the elephant in the room. Sorry, Mike T.

Speaker 47 You sent us a t-shirt in.

Speaker 12 You are an elephant.

Speaker 1 Get out of here.

Speaker 22 You sent us a t-shirt in September 2019. We never saw it until.

Speaker 23 We finally, Lauren got here, finally, we haven't been here in three years.

Speaker 50 Look through the mail, and there are some just egregious

Speaker 5 things that we have not responded to.

Speaker 22 Like, so this person sent this t-shirt of chicken in the corn and wanted it signed. And Paul had already signed it somehow.
I read the letter, but I didn't retain the information.

Speaker 23 At a tour stop or some like distance.

Speaker 22 And so we have, and there was

Speaker 22 what is called a SACE, a self-addressed stamped envelope. I recall from my days of sending fan mail

Speaker 22 as a kid.

Speaker 51 It's also six in Spanish.

Speaker 22 In Espanol. Yeah, but spelled differently.

Speaker 52 And we signed it and we put it back in

Speaker 22 the envelope for you.

Speaker 52 And we're going to send it.

Speaker 22 And if you don't live there anymore, which is very possible.

Speaker 48 Look, I we can't do anything about it.

Speaker 23 I think we need to take bets on whether this person is even still a listener.

Speaker 22 Yeah, well, they could have possibly not people move on from podcasts.

Speaker 1 Well, because we don't get a response for years, you steal their t-shirt from them. Sure, yeah, three years.

Speaker 22 It's signed by all three of us, and hopefully, you get it soon and you love it.

Speaker 23 Sorry, Mike T, but uh, we got to it when we got to it, and we got to it now.

Speaker 22 And we also want to say thank you. I posted this on Instagram, thank you to Belinda and Cooper for making gorgeous embroideries for us of our dogs.

Speaker 52 Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 48 These were great.

Speaker 40 And how long ago were these sent?

Speaker 22 19. You know, it didn't clock the date.

Speaker 5 But probably three years.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 22 We're looking at years ago. This is going to go right up on my wall, though.

Speaker 28 I love it. It's lovely.
Which wall?

Speaker 22 My gallery wall.

Speaker 48 Belinda, is that her name? Yeah. Is that the name?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Well,

Speaker 1 they sent these wonderful needle points. One of Rocky for Scott.

Speaker 48 Thank you.

Speaker 14 My

Speaker 25 dog.

Speaker 1 And one of...

Speaker 52 Yeah, maybe they made it when Rocky was still with us.

Speaker 41 When was Rocky still with us?

Speaker 40 No, Rocky wasn't still with us.

Speaker 22 But maybe they did, and we haven't gotten to the mail in that long.

Speaker 57 Whoa, because

Speaker 23 Rocky passed away. When did Tim Kalpakas get married?

Speaker 5 It was the day after.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I wasn't invited.

Speaker 22 Same these.

Speaker 20 You guys, you should have seen the Bruce.

Speaker 59 So what if I hardly knew him at the time?

Speaker 52 Yeah, same.

Speaker 14 Who gives a shit?

Speaker 60 I have absolute strangers inviting me to weddings.

Speaker 4 Why wouldn't they invite us?

Speaker 1 You're telling me acquaintances can't invite me to a wedding where a bunch of people I know are going to be be there?

Speaker 22 Yeah, it's like a party that I would enjoy.

Speaker 48 Yeah,

Speaker 4 we all enjoyed it.

Speaker 60 Do you think?

Speaker 18 Oh my God.

Speaker 22 He's back with an attitude. I can't.

Speaker 5 Yeah, this is Paul back in the studio.

Speaker 1 If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at this.

Speaker 22 Wow. And what is this?

Speaker 52 You're the best.

Speaker 36 Really?

Speaker 18 Sail away, stay away. Sail away.

Speaker 9 world?

Speaker 23 Is that all for viewer mail?

Speaker 22 That's the only ones I want to talk about. No offense to anyone else.
I got it because I can't get into it.

Speaker 23 I got something sent to me.

Speaker 5 Dooda, do da.

Speaker 22 I got something sent to me while

Speaker 15 the doodada.

Speaker 22 I did get an email. Is it from a company? They said, you have an order that you placed with us, and we love to send it to you.

Speaker 53 It is from a company.

Speaker 23 It's from a company that Paul F.

Speaker 27 Tompkins started an exclusive arrangement with.

Speaker 4 That's right.

Speaker 24 It is exclusive.

Speaker 22 Okay, can we just see? How are you? Can we do the cameo check-in?

Speaker 5 Yeah, let's do a cameo check-in.

Speaker 1 Cameo is still happening.

Speaker 1 The price got raised, but I'm still getting requests.

Speaker 22 And you're at 300 now?

Speaker 37 Yes.

Speaker 22 And you are getting a flood of requests.

Speaker 63 It was a lot.

Speaker 1 But I caught up. Good.

Speaker 46 Oh, you caught up?

Speaker 22 Okay, now it's manageable, I would hope.

Speaker 1 It is manageable.

Speaker 64 It's mentionable, it's manageable.

Speaker 49 Exactly.

Speaker 4 So you're mentioning it all. I'm mentioning it all the time.

Speaker 1 There are still some people that don't, I think, are not quite sure of the concept. And so I message them when they give a request, say,

Speaker 1 this is what I do. Are you sure you still want this?

Speaker 51 And a couple of people I have not heard back from.

Speaker 1 And so I think I have to wait until it's almost about to expire because I think

Speaker 1 if I let it expire, that reflects poorly on me.

Speaker 13 I think I have to decline a request.

Speaker 65 Oh, I see.

Speaker 25 So I can have a good rating or whatever.

Speaker 22 Cameo.

Speaker 1 Who knew? There's so much.

Speaker 7 Oh, my God.

Speaker 23 Well, in any case,

Speaker 33 you mentioned on early last week.

Speaker 1 There was somebody that I was at the gym today, and somebody looked really good.

Speaker 30 You look ripped.

Speaker 5 Your body is so all your muscles are

Speaker 2 look.

Speaker 1 I mean, we're all having fun, but look, I'm not trying to be in a Marvel movie. I'm just trying to stay alive.

Speaker 36 Is that the dichotomy?

Speaker 50 That is, it's so funny.

Speaker 32 It's like you, you gotta, there should be something in between.

Speaker 1 You're going to the gym? Why? You're trying to get super cut? I'm like, no, just adding one year to my life.

Speaker 5 Perhaps.

Speaker 20 By spending two years of my life doing this. Let's hope so.

Speaker 1 But so I'm there on the elliptical machine, and I see on my phone that a request comes through.

Speaker 1 I go to open it, and then within, by the time I opened it, 20 seconds later, they had canceled their request.

Speaker 36 Ah, good.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 43 It was wild to see that thought process happening.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Well, this was not a canceled request. You mentioned on our last episode or the episode before that,

Speaker 23 a friend, a mutual friend, bought me one of your cameos.

Speaker 22 And I had a guess as to who it was. Who was your guess? That person.

Speaker 39 It was that person.

Speaker 22 I was thinking who was willing to do this kind of thing.

Speaker 3 Yes, of all people, this guy.

Speaker 55 And it turned out to be this guy.

Speaker 23 And this is.

Speaker 68 Oh, it's not me.

Speaker 1 I do have two thumbs, though.

Speaker 57 And it's not me.

Speaker 22 I broke my thumbs in a butt plug accident.

Speaker 24 Accident.

Speaker 13 Putting one in, take him out, or using them instead of butt plugs.

Speaker 52 I won't be explaining to the font.

Speaker 23 But this is, this is, we've talked about him a few times. This is Tall John.
Tall John bought this.

Speaker 22 Famously, extremely tall man.

Speaker 23 He was trying to disguise that it was him by spelling his name differently upon the request and not realizing that his name was in the credit card information or something.

Speaker 13 Exactly.

Speaker 23 And so Paul knew this was,

Speaker 23 and I think his request was for it to be for a friend named Scott who was starting a new podcast venture.

Speaker 1 He needed a pep talk. He was feeling insecure about the podcast.

Speaker 39 But you saw, you saw who

Speaker 23 you saw through it right away and decided to do your own thing. And this made us all laugh.

Speaker 36 This is Paul's cameo to me.

Speaker 1 Hey, Scott. Your friend John really cares about you, and he told me that you're going through a hard time.
That

Speaker 1 recently your dick fell off and

Speaker 1 it got on the ground. And the ground was dirty.
And

Speaker 1 there's like,

Speaker 1 you know, grass and dirt on your dick.

Speaker 5 And

Speaker 1 you have to wash it off. And, you know, obviously you have to to tell people about it, and that's not easy.
Obviously. So

Speaker 1 I just want you to know that your struggles, while mortifying and comical,

Speaker 1 they're real to you and to everyone. Everyone knows about your dick falling down and getting dirty.

Speaker 1 I would say rinse it in a sink.

Speaker 52 You're giving a medical advice?

Speaker 1 I don't think you can send it out

Speaker 1 to like a dry cleaner. I think you have to do it.
I think this is something that you have to do yourself.

Speaker 12 And I would say run the water

Speaker 1 until it's warm.

Speaker 1 If you have the thing with two taps, turn on the hot first,

Speaker 1 let it get hot, and then turn on the cold until you get to like a nice warm level

Speaker 1 of water temperature, and then rinse it off there.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 36 it's not different than the other cameos I would tell you about.

Speaker 15 Do it over the kitchen sink, Mason, if you have a garbage disposal and then sink aerator

Speaker 1 so that any gravel or whatever goes down there. You're not technically supposed to put gravel in

Speaker 1 the thing.

Speaker 31 Anyway,

Speaker 43 best of luck

Speaker 1 from your friend John and me, Paula Chompin.

Speaker 44 That was really good.

Speaker 24 What face did I make at the end?

Speaker 28 Oh, it's just like you seem so.

Speaker 23 Oh, damn, it erased it.

Speaker 22 You you crossed your eyes and fell over.

Speaker 50 No, you, you were,

Speaker 69 you seemed so beleaguered during the whole thing.

Speaker 49 Like, beleaguered. And also.
Beleaguered?

Speaker 17 Yeah. Belegda.

Speaker 1 You seem so beleagued.

Speaker 70 And then at the end, you're like, and for me, Paul of Tompkins.

Speaker 33 And you smiled really big.

Speaker 20 But you seem to really be empathizing with my

Speaker 69 plight.

Speaker 51 That's how I try to do it during the whole spin.

Speaker 22 You really want to be there for these people and situations you've made up.

Speaker 36 Exactly. You know.

Speaker 72 That's great.

Speaker 26 So that was very, what a wonderful gift from Tall John and from you, Paul.

Speaker 29 Beyond forever now.

Speaker 23 I do, yes.

Speaker 1 With the official cameo watermark.

Speaker 22 Yes, and that is something you couldn't get just by being his friend.

Speaker 49 And do I download it from this?

Speaker 23 Or I've just been keeping the browser open.

Speaker 36 Do I download it?

Speaker 1 I have zero ideas.

Speaker 22 I don't know, but that's why I kind of refinement from Matt Roloff. It was like not easy.
Who? Who?

Speaker 52 The guy from Little People, Big World that Jimmy Fowley sent me.

Speaker 72 I thought you told him.

Speaker 48 Oh, right.

Speaker 43 Yeah. Sorry, I forgot his name.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 28 It's very close to Matt Roffel.

Speaker 22 Rolling on the floor laughing.

Speaker 7 Okay. Matt rolling on the floor laughing?

Speaker 22 Yeah, I think that's actually what it was based on.

Speaker 1 Is he related to Matt Lamau?

Speaker 22 You mean Matt LeBlanc?

Speaker 1 No, Matt Lamau.

Speaker 1 Matt laughing my ass off?

Speaker 36 Lamau.

Speaker 20 I've never heard it pronounced exactly like that.

Speaker 46 Lamau.

Speaker 22 L-M-F-A-O.

Speaker 52 Yeah, what happened to those guys?

Speaker 4 Yeah, one was like...

Speaker 22 They did like improv at I.O.

Speaker 52 What?

Speaker 22 I remember they were around for a minute or something.

Speaker 2 Are they the reason that it went?

Speaker 22 Or were they doing improv? Maybe I'm mixing it up. Were they doing improv at L?

Speaker 27 Improv and improv IO just formed around them.

Speaker 22 Yes. But there was, this was the time when Real World LA was happening and they did improv at I.O.
And then I remember

Speaker 22 LMFAO was also there for some reason or other. Maybe they were performing.

Speaker 5 I remember when

Speaker 4 Real World special.

Speaker 1 Like after these terrible people do improv, then we'll sing our dumb song.

Speaker 44 What was their song again?

Speaker 23 I'm Sexy and I Katrina.

Speaker 5 Everybody going to have a good time.

Speaker 22 And we're going to make y'all look so.

Speaker 48 I think I'm sexy and I know it is one of theirs too, right?

Speaker 22 I'm sexy and I know it.

Speaker 1 There are no right side Fred.

Speaker 22 Yeah, it's like only one person can be sexy.

Speaker 26 Right said Fred are COVID deniers now.

Speaker 22 Well, then I guess I have another favorite set. I'm so sexy.
So

Speaker 1 I never thought of them as a band.

Speaker 50 They're two dudes.

Speaker 26 Those two big Jackson.

Speaker 34 Okay, if you're two dudes,

Speaker 3 unless you're both, and I pay that you are.

Speaker 1 Unless you both have the same name that you name the band,

Speaker 1 you can't name the band

Speaker 1 after a person's name.

Speaker 25 Fred, you mean? Yes.

Speaker 20 The one that Red Said Fred?

Speaker 23 No, no.

Speaker 1 Because it's just.

Speaker 23 Right said Fred is a, I think it's a quote from something.

Speaker 22 It's probably like the bard.

Speaker 48 It's like how Duran. It's probably the bard.

Speaker 23 Duran Duran is a character in Barbarella.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 23 I was going to look up Wright Said Fred, and I realized I don't care enough.

Speaker 14 Exactly.

Speaker 21 I don't care.

Speaker 1 But then the one, you think of the guy, the one guy from the video as Wright Said Fred.

Speaker 26 I think there's two guys in the video.

Speaker 67 I don't.

Speaker 1 That's impossible.

Speaker 50 There's another guy lurking behind him over there.

Speaker 18 If I.

Speaker 24 I guess I thought he wasn't supposed to be there.

Speaker 75 The dude from Right Said Fred is so jacked, though, it's hard to get anyone else into the frame.

Speaker 5 Exactly.

Speaker 76 He's so sexy.

Speaker 12 And also, it's like Blondie.

Speaker 1 Like, why did they go with Blondie when there's one blonde woman in the group and her name name is not Blondie?

Speaker 38 She's

Speaker 73 gone with Dagwood.

Speaker 1 She is the vibe. Yeah, oh, but why not call it Debbie Harrion Friends?

Speaker 77 These images are.

Speaker 5 Did you look up Wright Said Fred?

Speaker 22 Just to see the then and now is sort of fascinating. And just the

Speaker 22 sheer baldness of the whole story.

Speaker 27 The sheer power baldness of the audacious baldness.

Speaker 22 Oh, formed by brothers Fred and Richard Fairbrothers.

Speaker 5 Oh, okay. I apologize.

Speaker 1 I accept your apology. I know that was not easy for you to do.

Speaker 52 It must have been like a fairy.

Speaker 31 It's really enough because I still don't feel wrong.

Speaker 22 I bet you when they were little, one time Fred

Speaker 22 said right, and it was so funny that they were like, now we're going to be called right stuff.

Speaker 48 That is so funny.

Speaker 52 Yeah, well, it's like an answer. Right.

Speaker 22 The group was named after the novelty song Wright Said Fred, which was a

Speaker 22 song singer and actor Bernard Cribbens in 1962.

Speaker 38 Bernard Cribbens, the murderer?

Speaker 26 So both of us are right.

Speaker 22 Are they married?

Speaker 44 Is another question. I like this.
They're unmarried.

Speaker 22 Fred also appears to be unmarried at the moment.

Speaker 67 Appears to be unmarried.

Speaker 52 He's always got his arm around his wife.

Speaker 23 Get to their vaccine

Speaker 41 stuff.

Speaker 1 Someone's asking if these two brothers were married to each other. That's sick.
Sickness.

Speaker 22 They're not married. They're just close.

Speaker 28 Hopefully, the Supreme Court will rule on this soon.

Speaker 22 Still against vaccine despite being admitted to hospital with COVID-19.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 22 No, Richard.

Speaker 70 Richard.

Speaker 28 Not afraid.

Speaker 25 Right.

Speaker 5 Right.

Speaker 22 Anti-vaccines, the Green Cross code, whatever that is.

Speaker 22 Anyway.

Speaker 7 The Green Cross Code.

Speaker 22 I'm too sexy for my shot.

Speaker 68 Too sexy for this jab.

Speaker 5 And now I'm going to dab.

Speaker 20 I still love it when people dab in a comical way.

Speaker 19 It's funny, right?

Speaker 30 I like it.

Speaker 14 It's funny.

Speaker 78 I know it's dorky. I like it.

Speaker 44 To see people dabbing.

Speaker 1 It really gets me.

Speaker 4 It's such a, what a weird thing that blew up and imploded in such a way. I like it when kids do it.

Speaker 24 I like it when adults do it.

Speaker 37 I like it when anyone dabs.

Speaker 1 It really makes me laugh. It's so dumb.

Speaker 23 Even when I'm watching a TV show from five years ago when it was popular or just starting to see like a whole family do it on Family Feud or something, I love it.

Speaker 50 The funniest.

Speaker 22 Classy.

Speaker 63 Speaking of which.

Speaker 47 Doing our show next weekend.

Speaker 14 That's right.

Speaker 60 No.

Speaker 28 Will that be over by the time people are hearing this?

Speaker 55 No, people are hearing this Thursday.

Speaker 1 Yes, but the show is sold out.

Speaker 36 Laura and I are going to be able to do it.

Speaker 22 There are a few stand-by tickets for you guys.

Speaker 42 Do you think I could get a standby ticket?

Speaker 17 We're going to be all you have to pay $300

Speaker 44 cameo.

Speaker 1 It's cameo prices. Once it gets sold out, it goes to cameo prices.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Laura and I are going to be captains in an all-comedian

Speaker 1 feud.

Speaker 34 It's called Comedian Feud.

Speaker 1 It's like Family Feud, though.

Speaker 23 It's just ripping off Family Feud.

Speaker 33 Just here's a little secret.

Speaker 5 It's ripping friends.

Speaker 22 It's just Family Feud.

Speaker 52 It's just comedians, though.

Speaker 23 So should I call the Mark Goodman Bill Todson productions?

Speaker 52 Aren't you excited?

Speaker 1 I am excited. It's going to be fun.
And I've never been to that theater before.

Speaker 68 Me neither. Which I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 52 Although I might be doing something there tonight.

Speaker 22 I don't remember where the show is.

Speaker 52 What theater is it?

Speaker 23 The Palace?

Speaker 26 The Elysian.

Speaker 17 Oh.

Speaker 1 The Elysian.

Speaker 4 Interesting.

Speaker 22 I'm doing an improv show tonight, and it will be my first time besides my One Wild Horses show doing a show with an audience.

Speaker 32 How do you feel about that?

Speaker 22 I feel excited. You know, having had COVID-19, the novel Kanana by Ma, I feel much more at ease right now about doing something.

Speaker 55 Because you're in the 90-day window.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 48 My name is Do you think that's the naval kanana virus?

Speaker 22 Yeah, and that was really scary. Because you want a boat?

Speaker 74 Because I was on the boat.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Yeah.
So excited. We'll see.
I'm going to have fun, I think. I think you're going to be.

Speaker 44 But I'm tired.

Speaker 22 You know, I'm finding that I'm doing some more. I'm having some more days that feel pre-pandemic-y where I'm like doing like four things in a day.

Speaker 5 I know.

Speaker 14 And I'm going like, woo.

Speaker 7 Let me tell you something,

Speaker 44 girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Last night we had tickets to go see a show.

Speaker 22 We had tickets to show.

Speaker 64 We had tickets to show.

Speaker 75 Ho, hoes.

Speaker 1 And this is a new segment on freedom.

Speaker 37 But we did.

Speaker 19 We don't go.

Speaker 19 We did.

Speaker 29 Oh,

Speaker 22 baby, no go.

Speaker 14 This is a different segment.

Speaker 1 We were both very tired. And I was like, what if we just bailed on this?

Speaker 30 What if we don't?

Speaker 4 And you're like, wait a minute.

Speaker 54 For the past two years, we haven't been able to do anything.

Speaker 22 Exactly. So what was the show?

Speaker 1 The show was the very funny Sam Pancake.

Speaker 5 Oh, yes, I think.

Speaker 1 Was doing

Speaker 1 a one-person show at

Speaker 1 this weird little theater space that I'd

Speaker 1 heard about, but had never been to before. There's a restaurant called Casito del Campo.

Speaker 22 Oh, yeah, basement. I went to see the Golden Girls that Sam was.

Speaker 4 Yes, I wish so.

Speaker 20 So, does Sam ever leave that place?

Speaker 22 No, I think he lives there.

Speaker 64 Weird. He got lost.

Speaker 22 He can't, because it's kind of confusing with the stairs.

Speaker 30 And as the audience was leaving, he's like, please, take me with you.

Speaker 44 You have to walk.

Speaker 22 It's like fucking when you go down the stairs to get out, you have to go up them.

Speaker 23 Oh, he doesn't know the concept of up yet?

Speaker 22 I don't think he should watch that movie. Yeah, well, it's a big concept in that movie.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah. It doesn't make him too sad.

Speaker 1 I think he got it because at the end of the show, he wanted somebody to pick him up. He was going, Uppies, uppies.

Speaker 13 Being picked up isn't going to be a good idea.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he could do it if he wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 So he's sort of, he's almost there.

Speaker 47 I think he'll be out soon.

Speaker 22 He's raised up above the ground, which is one step of putting your feet on stairs. Yeah.

Speaker 28 So, did you feel, Paul, did you feel better for having gone after you?

Speaker 24 I'm so glad I went. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I was very tired. It is weird.
We kept our masks on.

Speaker 23 You can leave your mask on.

Speaker 20 We kept them on.

Speaker 1 And it was,

Speaker 1 so it was like, and of course, the fucking, when I would laugh, it would fog up my glasses and making me.

Speaker 50 Could you have taken your glasses off?

Speaker 1 I did. I periodically would take them off, then I would readjust the mask.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 35 How haven't you figured this out yet?

Speaker 25 I don't know. Two years in.

Speaker 22 Priority should be fixing it so people with glasses can wear masks.

Speaker 23 They fix iPhones to where you can unlock them with a mask on. Yeah.

Speaker 22 I know, I still didn't set that up.

Speaker 68 Unlock them with a mask on.

Speaker 1 But they,

Speaker 1 so many masks that I fell for, that were like the ultimate for glasses wearers. And it's like they were.

Speaker 5 There's none that I fell for. I thought you meant romantically.

Speaker 22 I'm in love with this mask.

Speaker 68 Janie and I went through a rough patch, and I was involved with a mask.

Speaker 74 Janey should have opened up her heart.

Speaker 4 Not the mask.

Speaker 35 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 22 If you fucked the mask, I think you would probably go sideways. That thing gets higher.

Speaker 7 Dude, if you fucked the mask,

Speaker 23 I would be high-fiving you so fucking hard right now.

Speaker 30 Dude, because that would be like the coolest.

Speaker 54 That would be the funniest fuck of all time.

Speaker 1 I wish I'd never told you guys that I was romantically attracted to the mask because this is...

Speaker 32 Is it the green color?

Speaker 4 It's everything.

Speaker 22 There's a lot of people who would fuck Jim Carrey as the mask.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 25 That is true. Do you think he ever did it?

Speaker 78 Do you think he ever did it?

Speaker 22 Well, you know, he had the makeup on. It was hard to take off.
Sometimes he probably had his girlfriend visit and they fucked.

Speaker 56 Do you think he worked the shaft?

Speaker 69 He would do voices when he would have sex?

Speaker 38 I hope so.

Speaker 8 Why do you like that?

Speaker 63 He probably has.

Speaker 52 For sure, he has.

Speaker 1 Do you think it's been requested or he just provided that?

Speaker 22 Oh, no, that'd be a real huge bummer.

Speaker 22 That's like asking someone to do a cameo while they're fucking you.

Speaker 23 What if we moved on to someone I don't respect?

Speaker 49 Like Dave Coulier?

Speaker 5 Do you think he did?

Speaker 24 Like when

Speaker 22 he was him, he was a mind-fantastic star of full house.

Speaker 24 When she went down on him in the middle of dinner,

Speaker 24 do you think he was going, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 No, it was in the middle of a theater.

Speaker 1 In the middle of the theater.

Speaker 4 She wouldn't do that during dinner.

Speaker 31 You could do it, depending on the length of the tablecloth. You can do it.

Speaker 5 You can fit two meats in one mouth.

Speaker 47 Put his dick is a mashed potatoes.

Speaker 7 You can't fit two meats in one mouth.

Speaker 14 Jesus.

Speaker 42 And anyway, that's not even true.

Speaker 4 Never been to a barbecue yet.

Speaker 1 I've eaten a hot dog and chicken at the same time.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Or like chicken.

Speaker 47 A hot dog grabs him bacon.

Speaker 22 It's already there.

Speaker 60 It all goes to the same place.

Speaker 21 Your butt?

Speaker 29 Your butt.

Speaker 1 I'll cut up a steak, and then I'll cut up like bits of, I don't know, like venison, and I'll mash them all together.

Speaker 22 I'll cut up veal. I'll cut up.

Speaker 34 I'll eat veal and a pork chop.

Speaker 47 I'll eat veal in a pork chop.

Speaker 17 You're right.

Speaker 61 I'll cut up

Speaker 30 some cut up, some like young chicken meat.

Speaker 19 Young chicken meat.

Speaker 59 Trying to get that veal experience.

Speaker 20 Hey, young chicken meat.

Speaker 1 If you're listening, please, we want to help your song go to number one.

Speaker 22 Young chicken meat's new hit single,

Speaker 22 anti-vaxed or die-trying.

Speaker 23 Young chicken in the corn.

Speaker 36 Chicken in the corn.

Speaker 36 Ticket corncast.

Speaker 7 chicken in the nibblets

Speaker 22 lauren are you are you feeling tired do you think because of of changes in your body due to having a baby i would say so and i would say the schedule changes that also come with that yes and then the fact that i had the covet which i think also maybe i was but i was already tired like this i think that i am tired because i get up at five yeah every day and i don't stop moving pretty much all day and then i have to do other things and work and use my brain.

Speaker 23 You're pretty much around a 5 a.m.

Speaker 36 Wordle sender.

Speaker 22 Yep, yep. And you're up.

Speaker 56 You're up there, too.

Speaker 23 Today was a 4 a.m.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 22 I mean, I got to sleep in today. So I actually didn't do my wordley.

Speaker 4 Was Holly at your house?

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 73 She just says she loves it there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 She didn't know we could share.

Speaker 52 I just wanted to sleep in.

Speaker 23 Yeah. No, this was a real like...
4 a.m. Oh, no, I'm not getting back to sleep.
And then, so then,

Speaker 54 you know, I know eventually I will.

Speaker 23 And today was 8 a.m.

Speaker 36 to 10 a.m.

Speaker 22 Yeah, I think I did my Wordle around 6.45. And then I was told I could keep sleeping.

Speaker 72 Oh, how nice. By Holly.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Her face.

Speaker 13 Go back to bed, baby.

Speaker 22 I'm good with these toys.

Speaker 19 We got it to get out.

Speaker 57 But yeah.

Speaker 22 She's just the best.

Speaker 59 So is she sleeping in a more regular time?

Speaker 3 She does sleep without.

Speaker 22 She was for a long time doing one wake-up in the middle of the night. Now she is not.
She does not do that anymore. But she might wake up at 5:45 or 6:45 or 7.

Speaker 22 So it's kind of, we see, but so some days it's really early.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 22 Yeah, but she's doing great.

Speaker 26 When's she go to school where you can forget about all this?

Speaker 22 It's going to be in about five years.

Speaker 36 Oh, man.

Speaker 38 Five years from now?

Speaker 52 No, I guess it'll.

Speaker 22 I mean, you know, I guess preschool.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 36 But.

Speaker 17 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 22 Hold it in.

Speaker 5 Oh, my God. Paul's about.

Speaker 20 No, no, no, no, no, Paul.

Speaker 20 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Paul.

Speaker 14 You can't

Speaker 52 see it.

Speaker 16 Not on this show. Not on this show.

Speaker 46 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 36 Push it out of you.

Speaker 78 Push it out.

Speaker 35 Oh, God, he's shaking me.

Speaker 74 He's making my nose itch.

Speaker 36 Did I shake when I blew my nose?

Speaker 5 Yeah, you literally were like,

Speaker 13 your whole head was like vibrating.

Speaker 1 I did not know that that happened.

Speaker 22 And your tail went all crazy.

Speaker 20 Well, because I sensed danger. And your wings.

Speaker 23 Oh, my God. They were flat.

Speaker 18 Your wings on your head.

Speaker 43 All right, we have to take a break.

Speaker 5 We'll be right back with more three noses.

Speaker 37 Bye.

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Speaker 23 And we're back. And may I just say, Paul brought the Blackest Banana.

Speaker 18 It's on our seat.

Speaker 1 It's on its last legs.

Speaker 41 You are, it's really like within the hour, it's going to be two panels.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 48 Yeah. It's going to be good.

Speaker 67 Blackest banana.

Speaker 22 Wow. You really did.

Speaker 1 There was a club in Philadelphia called the Black Banana.

Speaker 68 Who was there? It was like an after-hours club.

Speaker 26 Ooh, after which hours?

Speaker 1 The hours of 1 p.m. and 2 p.m.

Speaker 52 But after one and after two.

Speaker 1 After one and after two.

Speaker 24 If you would get there after one, they would say, you're a little early.

Speaker 5 Come back after two.

Speaker 22 Now, what's your perfect banana visual? You know, when do you know it's just right for you?

Speaker 23 For me, it's got to be the yellowest it can be.

Speaker 3 No, it's got to be the yellow.

Speaker 2 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 44 Yellowest.

Speaker 1 If there's a little bit of green at the top, at the stalk.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 68 I'll try it.

Speaker 1 But when you, man, when it's not ready and you bite.

Speaker 49 I hate that.

Speaker 23 I've never been into a banana that's not ready.

Speaker 44 What? Never.

Speaker 55 It's always been ready for me.

Speaker 1 What a privileged life you must lead.

Speaker 52 I actually think that's wrong.

Speaker 5 What? I hate you.

Speaker 46 Oh, my date.

Speaker 48 The littlest.

Speaker 22 I had a banana today that was

Speaker 22 fantastic.

Speaker 67 Why do people listen to this?

Speaker 4 It had a little bit of green.

Speaker 52 Some people like them green and raw.

Speaker 29 And some people like them sloppy brown.

Speaker 49 I don't want that.

Speaker 22 And I don't get the whole put it in the freezer to make bread.

Speaker 12 Fuck you.

Speaker 36 You're not sweet.

Speaker 5 I'll buy my banana bread.

Speaker 44 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 25 Thank you very much. Do you guys?

Speaker 23 This is what I do. Any bruises, I cut them out.

Speaker 44 Wow, you're such a baby.

Speaker 44 Take it easy. What a fucking baby.

Speaker 29 Any brown?

Speaker 4 Any brown?

Speaker 22 No, I don't like it. Sometimes I'll give them to the dog.
Sometimes I'll bite around it.

Speaker 73 What? Come on, guys.

Speaker 22 It's going to be a really sloppy duty.

Speaker 67 I just, I don't like the sloppy duty.

Speaker 52 But Scott's

Speaker 42 like, cut off the crust.

Speaker 35 Cut off the crust of my banana.

Speaker 63 Please, mommy. Banana blown.

Speaker 23 You guys probably eat the little stick at the bottom.

Speaker 3 Love it.

Speaker 30 It's the best part.

Speaker 22 The bottom?

Speaker 21 You're talking about fucking.

Speaker 52 What do you call it?

Speaker 22 A stick at the bottom? Yeah.

Speaker 52 Of a banana?

Speaker 59 You know the little thing at the bottom?

Speaker 53 The seed?

Speaker 22 I actually never get there. I always pick about a quarter of an inch of the banana at the bottom.
You fucking.

Speaker 4 You're the weirdest.

Speaker 22 And every once in a while,

Speaker 22 the whole thing will pop out, and I go, God, dang.

Speaker 75 You're the weirdest of us all.

Speaker 67 No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 You're the most wasteful, that's for sure.

Speaker 22 Well, I'm so sorry. He's throwing away pure scoops.

Speaker 1 Well, you're leaving good banana on the table.

Speaker 73 This guy's just persnickety.

Speaker 22 I just stop when I stop.

Speaker 28 And you don't get a stop.

Speaker 23 Is one banana too much for you?

Speaker 23 Should they sell shorter bananas for Laura? You know, they do.

Speaker 22 They do make little bananas. When you see those little ones, I think, no, no, no.

Speaker 36 No.

Speaker 5 You're talking about penises, right?

Speaker 46 When they're

Speaker 56 size queen.

Speaker 22 No, yeah. Sometimes you see those and you just think, it's a no for me today, but I'm sure some.

Speaker 76 It's a no for me, dog.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 28 And for this reason, I'm out.

Speaker 19 Randy.

Speaker 7 Randy, is he still around?

Speaker 23 God, I think, I thought he was touring with a band that I thought was good, but I can't

Speaker 22 do it.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because you play with Journey. I forget what he's doing.

Speaker 24 You play with Journey for a musician.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. I forgot.
Other than a personality.

Speaker 22 I thought he was a manager.

Speaker 23 No, he was a bass player.

Speaker 26 Dang.

Speaker 5 And a session musician.

Speaker 23 He was great.

Speaker 22 I think at the time I knew that. And as time has passed, I stopped knowing that.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I felt weird. I was always stopping.

Speaker 1 I was once on a flight with him. Really? And I was getting off the plane.
And you knew everything would be okay.

Speaker 23 You were on a journey with him.

Speaker 73 True.

Speaker 4 True.

Speaker 1 And I was getting off the plane. And as I approached the exit, I saw him at the front.
He was in first class, Natch.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 68 people asked him to take a picture, and it was of Red Eye.

Speaker 63 And so this was like,

Speaker 60 fucking.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 30 And then he did it.

Speaker 12 He was really nice.

Speaker 22 But then when you got up to the front, did he say, and do you have anything you want to say to me?

Speaker 1 Yes. And I said, I looked him square in the glasses and I said, it's a no for me, dog.

Speaker 5 How many times do people say that dog?

Speaker 46 Did you laugh a lot?

Speaker 1 He laughed so much.

Speaker 1 He laughed so much, they call the air market.

Speaker 52 And just to be clear, he stayed in his seat.

Speaker 22 He stayed in his seat while people were getting off the plane until everyone was in so he would make sure to be seen by everyone.

Speaker 1 Well, what I realized later was there must have been a chain of people taking pictures.

Speaker 22 There must have been a chain of people.

Speaker 1 Are you asking me questions just to set you up for songs?

Speaker 41 I wish you knew Fleetwood Masks. The chain.

Speaker 4 Fleetwood mask?

Speaker 20 Oh, that's Jim Gary's.

Speaker 14 Ah, this is Fleetwood Mask cover band.

Speaker 31 Where he dresses as the masks.

Speaker 82 And then the Stevie Nick's wedding.

Speaker 4 Thunder only happens when it's raining.

Speaker 5 Rienan!

Speaker 24 But he closes with Cuban Pete.

Speaker 8 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 52 Well, everyone wants the hint.

Speaker 5 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 53 I don't like flying flying with celebrities.

Speaker 20 I didn't realize I said that.

Speaker 61 You don't like flying with celebrities.

Speaker 4 I don't like flying.

Speaker 22 Did I ever tell you the thing that I did that was like totally, I didn't know I said it. What? But like, I was recording an ad or something.

Speaker 22 And I was like, I'm sure I've told the story, but I was like just at home.

Speaker 48 I'll do a tune out then.

Speaker 22 And I was like,

Speaker 22 well, I said it's in my Twitter bio, blah, blah, blah. And then Mike was like, that's funny you did that as Tracy Riordan.
And I was like, what?

Speaker 22 And he was like, why are you like, you were doing that ad as Tracy Reardon? He was like, you said Twitter bio.

Speaker 66 And I was like, no, I did it.

Speaker 22 And then I listened back and I did. But I would have just sent it like that.

Speaker 1 It's in my Twito bio.

Speaker 36 Twito bio.

Speaker 5 Twitter bio.

Speaker 22 But to not even know you said it.

Speaker 58 But I don't like terrifying.

Speaker 23 I don't like flying with celebrities because

Speaker 23 I feel like a plane is more likely to go down when a celebrity is on it.

Speaker 22 Don't you think? No, no, no. I think you're safe.
Like when he saw Randy, I thought, it's all good here.

Speaker 3 Really?

Speaker 1 When the plane landed, I thought, we're okay.

Speaker 59 But you know, all those famous

Speaker 23 planes that go down with celebrities?

Speaker 22 You see the celebrities gonna be on the the plane and then they're going to say, so-and-so died. And then

Speaker 35 a little bit later will be like, and Scott.

Speaker 4 No, I don't see that.

Speaker 8 There's not that many, actually.

Speaker 59 Well, there's the big one.

Speaker 19 I mean, honestly, if you died,

Speaker 22 you can't care about that. You wouldn't care.

Speaker 73 I don't know.

Speaker 22 Really? Even if you were an angel, you'd say, it's okay. I don't care.

Speaker 7 You're an angel.

Speaker 60 You go right to angel status?

Speaker 24 I hope you're not going to be worried about that petty bullshit.

Speaker 23 I have angel status

Speaker 46 in heaven.

Speaker 43 I've rebooked.

Speaker 1 I can go in the lounge.

Speaker 67 I mean, how many celebrities have died on planes?

Speaker 38 Four. Oh, my God.

Speaker 23 Almost Seth McFarland.

Speaker 1 Aaliyah. Almost Seth McFarland.

Speaker 4 Almost Seth McFarland.

Speaker 22 Almost doesn't count.

Speaker 1 No, except in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Speaker 62 But you got, okay, so you got the big three.

Speaker 24 The big bopper.

Speaker 2 Richie Fallon.

Speaker 1 And Buddy Holly.

Speaker 5 And Buddy Holly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You got Patsy Klein.

Speaker 24 Oh, yeah. You got Randy Rhodes.

Speaker 36 Oh, did he?

Speaker 23 I mean, that was a weird one where the plane was buzzing the tour bus or something.

Speaker 1 You got

Speaker 39 to say,

Speaker 39 okay.

Speaker 53 What about

Speaker 63 the president of the Aaliyah Fan Club?

Speaker 23 What about Two-Face? Now, what's her name from TLC?

Speaker 46 That wasn't a plane crash.

Speaker 44 No, that wasn't a plane crash, was it? What was it?

Speaker 22 And what's her name? You can't talk about left-eye.

Speaker 49 Lisa, left-eye Lopez.

Speaker 4 We got trouble everyone.

Speaker 31 At least left-eye Lopez.

Speaker 22 We've gotten in trouble every time we've said a name of anyone and followed up with a fact or what we believe to be a fact.

Speaker 5 We can't talk about anyone anyway.

Speaker 1 And Stephen Van Zandt, did he have no signal this time?

Speaker 28 Oh, from Leonard? It was like, no, wait.

Speaker 1 It's not him. It's

Speaker 1 Steve Rayvon.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry. Oh.

Speaker 45 It was a helicopter, I think.

Speaker 23 Was it Stevie Rayvon or?

Speaker 7 PV Rayvon?

Speaker 49 PV PayPon.

Speaker 14 PV Poupon?

Speaker 78 PV Grave.

Speaker 33 PV Poupon.

Speaker 3 You do have any PV Poupon.

Speaker 23 Well, we don't know. We'd never know.

Speaker 22 She died in a car accident.

Speaker 23 Lisa Left.

Speaker 28 I love Peters.

Speaker 1 Are you taking a picture of the Wi-Fi password?

Speaker 15 I'm logging in.

Speaker 62 She's logging into it because she has too much stuff she has to look up.

Speaker 47 I am the resident Googler.

Speaker 4 It's true.

Speaker 59 This used to be stuff that Shevin

Speaker 20 put in the chat.

Speaker 22 But see, here's the thing. It's like this password is bananas.
And we need to make it.

Speaker 22 Your password on Wi-Fi should be like cheese. Yeah.
Stop trying to be like, it's 1291 exclamation.

Speaker 50 Like, stop trying to be something that no one can log into.

Speaker 1 All these businesses leech off of the wine.

Speaker 22 But who's going to think she's been guessing cheese?

Speaker 23 You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 That's true. I've cracked it.
I can't believe they used cheese.

Speaker 22 They've been guessing W-Y-X-P-M.

Speaker 26 All right.

Speaker 23 Shevin has sent us a comprehensive list

Speaker 28 of notable celebrities who have died in aircraft.

Speaker 55 In the personal chat?

Speaker 22 Why do we want this? I feel this is a scary conversation.

Speaker 67 We have John Denver.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 53 We've forgotten about John Denver.

Speaker 23 I just heard the best John Denver song the other day.

Speaker 55 Which one?

Speaker 52 Rocky Mountain High.

Speaker 67 I mean, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 Didn't Get Drunk This Christmas.

Speaker 23 It wasn't one of the super famous ones, but I loved it. It was so dramatic.
Let me see if I can find it. Hold on.

Speaker 22 What did it make you feel?

Speaker 39 I just was like, wow, this is this is a

Speaker 23 I was like, this is a

Speaker 23 sound from him. I think this is it.

Speaker 26 Okay, do you want me to play it? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 36 This is The Eagle and the Hawk.

Speaker 13 All right, The Eagle and the Hawk by John Denver.

Speaker 68 Hit the goalpost.

Speaker 82 This is The Eagle and the Hawk by John Denver here on Threedom.

Speaker 82 And we also want to say that if you're out there and you are related to John Denver, we're sorry to bring up all of these terrible memories about him dying in a plane crash, but I'm sure you've heard his music since then at least once or twice.

Speaker 82 We can't be the first time that you've ever heard it.

Speaker 82 But here he is.

Speaker 18 This is The Eagle and the Hawk on Threedom.

Speaker 71 Turn it off. Turn it off.

Speaker 5 Turn it off. Turn it off.

Speaker 73 Listen to this, though. It's great.

Speaker 80 It's very soaring and sweeping.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 31 I've been fitting an eagle and or a hawk. Yeah.

Speaker 4 It's good.

Speaker 1 Can I say it feels a little derivative of his other song, Calypso?

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah, Calypso.

Speaker 1 Which is a great song.

Speaker 20 That's a great song.

Speaker 1 That's a great fucking song.

Speaker 36 He doesn't get his due.

Speaker 22 Do you know what else he is right now?

Speaker 46 We love you, buddy.

Speaker 1 The West Virginia song, Country Roads, is a great fucking song.

Speaker 67 Grandma's Featherbed?

Speaker 1 I don't know that one.

Speaker 22 That doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good.

Speaker 4 It sounds gross.

Speaker 12 Is it about his grandma having sex?

Speaker 48 Is it about when you pee in the feather bed?

Speaker 22 It stays.

Speaker 14 It stays.

Speaker 23 Okay, here's some more people.

Speaker 78 John F. Kennedy Jr.

Speaker 70 Yes, of course.

Speaker 34 On my feather bed.

Speaker 44 I'm a feather bed.

Speaker 23 Roberto Clemente.

Speaker 36 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 23 Stevie Rayvon. You're right.
Yes.

Speaker 53 Steve Rayvon. Jim Croce.

Speaker 36 Yeah, Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Payne Stewart. I don't know who that is.

Speaker 65 Golfer.

Speaker 68 Golfers don't count.

Speaker 23 Golfers don't count as celebrities.

Speaker 26 It's really true, though. Yeah.

Speaker 23 Troy Gentry. Who's this?

Speaker 20 Of the landed gentry?

Speaker 80 Of Montgomery Gentry, the country music duo.

Speaker 67 So that, you know, it happens.

Speaker 75 Not as much as you would think.

Speaker 18 No, it's not.

Speaker 58 Ow.

Speaker 53 And then, and John F.

Speaker 23 Kennedy Jr. didn't count because

Speaker 23 he did it to himself.

Speaker 30 And he's also still alive as

Speaker 48 Fusco. I'm going right right now.
Plus, he's still alive

Speaker 22 during this.

Speaker 22 Because people are going to tag me and shit.

Speaker 53 No, he's still alive.

Speaker 22 Brian said, guess what? I didn't say.

Speaker 1 That is my favorite thing is when people forget who said what.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I didn't say anything.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we got, we got, both, you and me got both tarred with the same brush recently for something to ball brother.

Speaker 4 I don't want to draw it.

Speaker 19 I'm saying, I don't know about this and I don't like this.

Speaker 59 But you know that John F.

Speaker 70 Kennedy Jr. is still alive, right?

Speaker 30 I'm not speaking on this.

Speaker 4 You know that he's still alive.

Speaker 1 And he's going going to. You know that JFK Jr.

Speaker 27 is still alive and he will eventually overthrow the government and become a new person.

Speaker 56 You know this.

Speaker 30 You know this.

Speaker 8 You know this.

Speaker 76 You say it all the time.

Speaker 22 I'm not speaking.

Speaker 9 I'm not speaking.

Speaker 22 I'm not speaking.

Speaker 4 What a dumb country.

Speaker 52 Can you believe it?

Speaker 4 Like, how did that get started?

Speaker 28 Like, one person said it once and people decided

Speaker 22 how everything works.

Speaker 5 I guess.

Speaker 1 Do you think there's a conspiracy for every single death that is ever like any

Speaker 22 notable person thinks something is not true about everything?

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm sure someone thinks something is not true about everything.

Speaker 55 Yeah, definitely pencils.

Speaker 7 I'm trying to think of like whose death is.

Speaker 48 Definitely pencils.

Speaker 5 I'm trying to argue.

Speaker 58 What is that fucking

Speaker 52 snap that says random words behind it?

Speaker 22 It said rubiganous. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 64 Rubiganist.

Speaker 22 Empenelist.

Speaker 7 Rubigamist?

Speaker 1 Empanel? What are these words? Concerted.

Speaker 22 That one I know.

Speaker 20 That's if Rupa was a bigamist?

Speaker 34 Seed. What the fuck is that?

Speaker 23 Concerted.

Speaker 1 It's got dictionary.

Speaker 43 It's just words from the dictionary.

Speaker 24 So now we're just looking at screensavers.

Speaker 22 So Earwolf is trying to make you guys learn new words all the time.

Speaker 22 Colin's like, if your vocabulary isn't increased by one per day, and I won't be quizzing you.

Speaker 24 And sorry, chaps, you've got to improve your vocabulary.

Speaker 4 Your vocab.

Speaker 22 Impanel.

Speaker 14 Do you know the word?

Speaker 38 Impanel.

Speaker 36 I love that he's just the old man.

Speaker 38 Please to form a panel.

Speaker 57 Impanel.

Speaker 46 Impanel.

Speaker 67 Impanel now.

Speaker 1 Do you think this is our most disjointed episode?

Speaker 20 I don't know.

Speaker 43 It's just great to be back together with you guys.

Speaker 74 I think one of...

Speaker 22 Okay, Impanel.

Speaker 27 I want to hear on the panel.

Speaker 1 I think it's Impanel. It's not Impanel.

Speaker 22 Just stop.

Speaker 40 What word did you say on the Marvel New Covers episode?

Speaker 52 What did I say? Impanel.

Speaker 48 Impanel.

Speaker 4 impanel oh that sounds familiar is that what you said yes

Speaker 1 impanel impanel

Speaker 52 you have a degree in english yeah but i was i was like seeing it out of context it should be to get an engine

Speaker 50 it means to enroll someone onto a jury i get impaneled impaneled yeah okay but yeah what did they say i would say to get a degree in english you should have to pronounce every single word in the dictionary correctly i was reading something it was zilots oh yeah yeah yeah

Speaker 22 but but you know why I think I thought that because there's this Black Elicious song, and at the end he goes, Z-Lots. And I thought it just in my head is that, yeah.

Speaker 48 Why is he saying that it's alphabet aerobics?

Speaker 22 Oh. And at the end, he goes, gets to Z, and he says, Z.

Speaker 22 But

Speaker 23 maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 30 How's that? No, Zealot. No, Zealots.

Speaker 1 Zealots.

Speaker 44 Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 22 That is correct. But I said it wrong when I first read it.
But I thought,

Speaker 22 but I also was reading it because it was like a Marvel character.

Speaker 41 Yes,

Speaker 20 I gave Lauren the out of like

Speaker 52 it's the gibberish that you're reading in a Marvel Nicole and I can barely get through those summaries.

Speaker 44 Yeah, I thought

Speaker 54 for years I thought it was black pant her.

Speaker 73 Why is he wearing what are his powers?

Speaker 48 Black pants.

Speaker 38 The hook?

Speaker 5 What?

Speaker 21 What did you say?

Speaker 27 The incredible hook.

Speaker 18 The incredible hook.

Speaker 20 I just thought you went

Speaker 21 goofy.

Speaker 1 Fucking goofy.

Speaker 4 What the fuck are you doing? Hey, I played him.

Speaker 68 I know.

Speaker 43 Did you have sympathy for him because you played him as a character? I know. He was so.

Speaker 22 I should like sort of, you know, say some words about how we're not going to hear helicopters anymore.

Speaker 48 I'm sorry, everyone, about your helicopter.

Speaker 1 Let's do a sad version of the helicopter thing.

Speaker 48 Perfect.

Speaker 29 He's looking for someone.

Speaker 34 He's looking for someone.

Speaker 48 He's looking for someone.

Speaker 46 Helicopter.

Speaker 18 Wow.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Or how about this?

Speaker 1 That got me in the feels.

Speaker 13 Oh no.

Speaker 31 He found him.

Speaker 61 Oh,

Speaker 29 we're in heaven.

Speaker 66 La la la la la la.

Speaker 67 That's like the Entertainment Tonight theme.

Speaker 19 Anytime anyone dies, I feel like Entertainment Tonight.

Speaker 4 It always is like,

Speaker 23 about it. But then if someone dies, it's

Speaker 29 so funny.

Speaker 14 It's so funny.

Speaker 14 That show's still on.

Speaker 52 Why?

Speaker 4 You can get your Entertainment News so much easier than having to watch I should have liked TV news when that stuff's on TV.

Speaker 1 We watch it every once in a while, like Inside Edition and whatever.

Speaker 60 Do you know who looks terrific?

Speaker 38 Deborah Norville.

Speaker 26 Who's that?

Speaker 1 She's the host of Inside Edition.

Speaker 23 Wasn't she like a newscaster from back in the day?

Speaker 60 She's been around forever. She looks crazy.

Speaker 4 In what way?

Speaker 48 Like sexually?

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Deborah Norville.

Speaker 60 She arouses me.

Speaker 35 You creep.

Speaker 63 Hey, my wife is also aroused by her.

Speaker 61 Deborah, what?

Speaker 30 We just watched your hall past your mutual hall past.

Speaker 4 Oh, man. I want to fuck Deborah Norville.

Speaker 43 That's us through the hole.

Speaker 14 That's a step.

Speaker 59 We can't talk about real people on the show.

Speaker 22 Why? Because we will forever be indebted to you.

Speaker 5 Someone who knows Deborah Norville will write to us and say, I was really offended. How about that?

Speaker 20 My wife.

Speaker 51 I feel that overlap is so, so slim.

Speaker 82 I'm willing to take that chance so we can talk about Deborah Norville.

Speaker 3 I think it's okay.

Speaker 60 Also, it's a compliment. It's a compliment that you want to fuck someone.
Why is everyone so sensitive now? It's a compliment.

Speaker 3 Lauren, come on.

Speaker 19 I've been

Speaker 22 at peak performance for the last 60 minutes.

Speaker 4 Lauren is bouncing back and forth. We've only been doing this

Speaker 60 35.

Speaker 63 You're bouncing back and forth between absolute chaos and total shutdown.

Speaker 22 I know. It's really the way my brain feels.

Speaker 67 You were on a plane yesterday, though, weren't you?

Speaker 22 No, I was on a plane on...

Speaker 1 Oh, no, the rain.

Speaker 4 The grudge.

Speaker 52 What day was it?

Speaker 1 Thursday. Well, then get it together, my dear girl.

Speaker 22 My dear boy.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you something? I'm mad at myself for saying the ring first when it was the grudge that I meant.

Speaker 67 Yeah, but it's the same thing.

Speaker 68 Hey,

Speaker 68 really?

Speaker 1 Because only one has the noise.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 5 No shit.

Speaker 48 Bring the grudge, bring the noise.

Speaker 5 Bring the grudge, bring the noise.

Speaker 57 Yeah, I love that song.

Speaker 23 What if it was called Doug Rudge?

Speaker 4 Would it have been a good thing? When is popular? Doug Rudge. Doug Rudge.

Speaker 25 We made a urban remake.

Speaker 18 About what, Lauren?

Speaker 22 I was just thinking about something you wouldn't get.

Speaker 4 Okay. us.

Speaker 75 Oh, try us. Don't censor yourself because we wouldn't get us.

Speaker 1 Try us, Millennial.

Speaker 60 Is it about center parts?

Speaker 22 No, it's about Doug Funny.

Speaker 60 Doug Funny?

Speaker 4 Who the fuck is that? You nailed it. Don't know what that is.

Speaker 23 I don't want to know who Doug Funny.

Speaker 26 Go ahead. Tell us who Doug Funny is.

Speaker 52 He's a cartoon character from Nickelodeon in the 90s.

Speaker 22 Wow. And when you said Doug Rudge, I thought one of his last name was Rudge, and he was Doug Rudge.

Speaker 3 Wait, I'm familiar with the cartoon character Doug.

Speaker 44 Doug Rudge from Funny? Yeah.

Speaker 14 What?

Speaker 22 Well, his girlfriend's name is Patty Manny's.

Speaker 1 What? I didn't know that. Yeah.
I just know Doug as a barely drawn character whose name was Doug.

Speaker 79 You know,

Speaker 52 Austrian Doug. His last name is funny.

Speaker 1 And you're no Doug.

Speaker 5 I'm two minutes behind.

Speaker 26 And you, sir, are no Doug.

Speaker 22 Roger.

Speaker 38 What was Roger's name?

Speaker 20 Rabbit.

Speaker 71 Kevin.

Speaker 38 Federer.

Speaker 4 Roger Kevin.

Speaker 55 Dodger.

Speaker 56 Okay, we're going to take a break and we're going to get

Speaker 12 Lauren turned into a yawning ghost.

Speaker 52 Trauma game. Okay.

Speaker 36 Okay, a game.

Speaker 48 Yeah, from Pac-Man.

Speaker 71 No.

Speaker 5 But maybe.

Speaker 22 Yeah. But it's from.

Speaker 17 Maybe.

Speaker 2 Maybe. I don't know.

Speaker 22 For me, it's from when you kill the ducks in duck hunt and then that dog gets up and laughs.

Speaker 55 Duh what?

Speaker 22 Duh hunt.

Speaker 5 No, come on.

Speaker 7 All right. Look, let's take a break.

Speaker 28 Let's regroup.

Speaker 58 All right. Slap different.

Speaker 4 Different groups? Slap.

Speaker 1 When we come back, three other people will be here.

Speaker 29 Slapping to base.

Speaker 4 Okay, fine.

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Speaker 77 And we'll figure out how to tackle it by talking about it. From Lemonada Media, Talk Aboutable is at September 9th.
Follow wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 74 And we're back. Yep, we're back.

Speaker 14 We're back.

Speaker 1 Lauren just blew my mind because she had a little between

Speaker 1 segment snack. Animal crackers with chocolate chips in them?

Speaker 22 And you know, they're from

Speaker 22 Whole Foods and they're really good.

Speaker 73 They're the 365 labels.

Speaker 22 I'm going to say that there's something about them that I love. And I don't know if they're like.
Is this a commercial?

Speaker 60 Is it because they're cookies?

Speaker 48 Are we in the middle of a commercial?

Speaker 22 What I love is that they're cookies.

Speaker 52 And what I also love is that

Speaker 4 they have sugar in them.

Speaker 22 There's something

Speaker 22 I can't explain it fully, but I feel that the chocolate chips are cold.

Speaker 25 Really?

Speaker 63 May I have one? Yeah.

Speaker 67 So now

Speaker 62 you think that the cookie is at room temperature, but the chocolate chip is is cold.

Speaker 22 There's something chilly about these chips.

Speaker 5 Okay,

Speaker 35 break it in half.

Speaker 41 This is a commercial.

Speaker 23 All right, or just give it to me.

Speaker 22 Oh, my God.

Speaker 39 Oh, good. Someone talk while this happens.

Speaker 16 La la la la. La la la la la la la la.

Speaker 36 Be good, be good.

Speaker 48 Be good, be good. There's a cold burst that comes in.

Speaker 1 It reminds me of Chips Ahoy chips.

Speaker 22 Exactly what I was thinking of, too.

Speaker 23 Do you think the chocolate chips are at a different temperature just naturally?

Speaker 20 They're resting.

Speaker 1 They're on a different level than the rest of us.

Speaker 22 I feel like they're like, oh, they're for a lifeleng.

Speaker 59 But you know what I mean? Like, if

Speaker 46 you're operating on it, it's not like chocolate, chocolate.

Speaker 52 Right, it's naturally cold.

Speaker 23 At room temperature is like two degrees colder.

Speaker 22 I think so. Yeah.
I think that's what I'm getting.

Speaker 1 Paul, that's what that movie 28 Grams was about. Do you have a three chair for us? Yeah, I fucking do.

Speaker 5 Yeah, we'll get it together.

Speaker 34 Let's do it.

Speaker 3 Where do you get a load of this?

Speaker 1 And it's not me, the Joker.

Speaker 1 This was submitted by

Speaker 1 he was embarrassed on a previous episode of Freedom.

Speaker 25 We should do a different one.

Speaker 68 Should we get closer?

Speaker 1 Like read it this time and then we do a different game and then next time we'll do his.

Speaker 20 That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 KP Thomas, sorry about the mix-up before, but you're a big boy and you'll get over it. Or you're a big girl.
I have no idea what you are or who you are.

Speaker 4 I love you.

Speaker 43 So.

Speaker 1 KP gives us this.

Speaker 51 Press junket.

Speaker 1 One person is a movie star doing a press junket for a made-up movie. One person is an interviewer from a random local news station.

Speaker 1 And the other person is the star's handler trying to keep the interview on track.

Speaker 1 Love it. Now,

Speaker 51 we should add

Speaker 1 something to it, right? Yeah, something.

Speaker 20 Wait, something to this.

Speaker 22 What if we do that other game I was telling you about last time, which is

Speaker 22 it's the one where you guess a celebrity based on questions.

Speaker 20 So you're trying to figure out who the celebrity is.

Speaker 22 Yeah, sorry, KP.

Speaker 39 Okay, got it. No, it's the same thing, though.

Speaker 23 But we'll do the press junk it, but the interviewer has to guess who the celebrity is.

Speaker 18 Oh, right.

Speaker 1 But then what does the handler get?

Speaker 67 Or maybe the handler has to guess who the celebrity is.

Speaker 23 That's what it is. We'll decide who the celebrity is.
Like, if I'm the celebrity.

Speaker 22 How does that work?

Speaker 23 Because we'll be having this conversation about a made-up movie. And then the questions you ask will be like sort of leading Lauren into who the celebrity is.

Speaker 22 i swear this is gonna work so different than what i'm saying i don't give one shit

Speaker 15 i'm saying something totally different are you i feel like it's are we just gonna abandon this kp person

Speaker 1 i tell you what kp you're not impressing you're on kitchen patrol what i'm

Speaker 48 saying

Speaker 22 is the game

Speaker 22 you in your head think of a celebrity yeah and then i say what kind of shoes are you you're oh i remember this now and then you'd say this is a different thing what and You know,

Speaker 22 example.

Speaker 1 But are you saying layer that on top of KP's suggestions?

Speaker 14 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 35 You're just saying abandon KP's?

Speaker 4 We're not abandoning KP. KP gets left over here.

Speaker 32 I know, but I think it would be funny.

Speaker 25 It's very tempting. Let's do it.

Speaker 22 I was literally acting out. Let me just set everything straight here.
Yeah. I was acting out a scenario that you just requested where we abandoned the game again.
And I didn't know that.

Speaker 50 Out of humor, I said that.

Speaker 54 And you have a heartless outlook where you think I'm telling the truth and you're willing to do do it.

Speaker 22 Kevin marked it on his editing. To do it? To cut on the part where we said we're going to be able to do it.

Speaker 4 Do it right.

Speaker 22 I watched the mark and I thought, we're doing this. We're going.
No. We're cutting KP again.
It's not happening.

Speaker 22 And then you said, oh, I don't like this game that you're saying, even though I wanted you to do this. And actually, let's match it with KP's.

Speaker 4 I'm like, wow, I'm really trying to fight you.

Speaker 50 I can't imagine having this kind of thing.

Speaker 13 Can I be the tiebreaker here?

Speaker 59 Kind of personality.

Speaker 4 It's a blast.

Speaker 31 It is inconceivable to me.

Speaker 48 It's really fun.

Speaker 74 Well, I had a bubble in my throat. What about?

Speaker 18 Oh no.

Speaker 1 Why don't we add something to KP's thing? Well, I don't want to do this. I do want to play Lauren's game.

Speaker 22 I'll just play KP's game if y'all fuckers want to do it.

Speaker 5 Why don't we do it the way I find it?

Speaker 1 Could I finish my god game?

Speaker 18 Can't finish, can I finish?

Speaker 20 Can I finish, can I finish?

Speaker 71 Can I finish?

Speaker 31 Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?

Speaker 31 Right. Come on, KP.

Speaker 4 Can I finish?

Speaker 1 I do want to play Lauren's game. What if we decide we're going to play that next episode right now?

Speaker 71 Okay.

Speaker 1 And then we do abandon KP's idea for this week.

Speaker 50 KP, send us something different.

Speaker 27 KP, send us something different.

Speaker 20 With one more level. Put one more level on it.

Speaker 63 Yeah, make it.

Speaker 67 Honestly, the level I suggested would work.

Speaker 24 It would, but it's similar to other games.

Speaker 19 So if you come up with a new level, it's going to

Speaker 44 make any sense at all.

Speaker 4 You weren't even listening.

Speaker 22 Actually, I wasn't. I was trying to map it onto what I already said, and yet it made no sense.

Speaker 1 So, KP, once again, you have lost.

Speaker 22 I'm so

Speaker 4 sorry.

Speaker 5 You're out.

Speaker 73 No, not forever.

Speaker 1 You have another chance to redeem me.

Speaker 50 Yes.

Speaker 54 One more chance, and then we're abandoning you forever.

Speaker 1 Freedomusa at gmail.com.

Speaker 48 So sorry.

Speaker 39 All right. So what are we doing?

Speaker 30 We got to get to reading.

Speaker 7 Why don't you guys fucking talk?

Speaker 1 You love to do it.

Speaker 4 Oh, really?

Speaker 67 You know that I'm totally silent every time I'm not on a podcast. It's weird.

Speaker 24 I wish you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 75 I took a vow of silence with podcast exceptions.

Speaker 1 We went on vacation together.

Speaker 4 I know. It was uncomfortable.

Speaker 20 Just staring at you.

Speaker 22 Thank you, Olivia, for the pins.

Speaker 54 Thank you, Olivia, for the pins.

Speaker 1 Just want to say real quick, thank you, Olivia, for the pins.

Speaker 63 Mikey, for the pins.

Speaker 7 Thank you so much.

Speaker 16 We love your pins.

Speaker 22 You listened to Mommy. Oh, no, please, Queen from March 19th.
Now, I'm going to guess that was 2019.

Speaker 36 Yeah, 2019.

Speaker 23 Boy, man, a lot of great mail from 2019.

Speaker 55 And then nothing.

Speaker 22 And it's like everyone stopped for two years, like they weren't going to be here.

Speaker 67 It's like the mail was still working pretty famously in 2020.

Speaker 60 Postal Service.

Speaker 22 I spent a couple hundred bucks on stamps to keep this shit going.

Speaker 1 And my good buddy Louis DeJoy,

Speaker 12 he was keeping everything flowing.

Speaker 1 I'm so glad you said DeJoy.

Speaker 20 Bring to noise, bring to joy.

Speaker 1 This is a game. There's no name on this one.

Speaker 8 What?

Speaker 1 Anonymous? Is it from you, Kevin? No. He says, he shakes his head.

Speaker 63 No.

Speaker 53 Maybe it's Anonymous, that guy who wrote all those great quotes.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 25 And that great book.

Speaker 46 Yeah, and he wears that mask.

Speaker 1 This is a game called Sail Away.

Speaker 39 Sail Away. This ain't this.
Maybe.

Speaker 1 This may be the person's name.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 51 Wobber blobble.

Speaker 5 Wobber blobble.

Speaker 3 Yeah, wobble.

Speaker 27 That's what they listed as their name.

Speaker 28 Come on.

Speaker 1 Wobber blobble. Thank you for this.
And congratulations. You tricked me into saying your name.

Speaker 53 Don't say it two more times.

Speaker 1 For this three-hour, there are two salespeople and one person who is purchasing a boat. Each salesperson is trying your best to sell their boat to the customer.

Speaker 1 But each salesperson is also allowed to say three things about the other salesperson's boat that have to be true.

Speaker 49 Okay.

Speaker 23 And we count them off, like on our fingers, so that we know when we're out.

Speaker 1 I think we can use fingies.

Speaker 1 I guess it's like,

Speaker 23 it's just not denying what the other person says.

Speaker 13 Yes.

Speaker 1 And so then the the customer can decide which boat sounds better after that.

Speaker 20 Yeah, great.

Speaker 23 Do you want to buy the boat since you have the captain's hat on?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Okay. Checks out.

Speaker 4 All right. Did you say checks mix? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 14 I'm so hungry.

Speaker 22 Bold party mix, best one ever missing the crackers now.

Speaker 45 I think the salt once.

Speaker 18 Bold party mix robot activate.

Speaker 22 I wish they had the Ritz crackers still, but they took those out, but that was the best part when they got covered in the dust.

Speaker 28 Did their deal with Ritz expire?

Speaker 47 I don't freaking know.

Speaker 1 I think think it was an acrimonious split.

Speaker 23 I think the salt on pretzels is two degrees hotter than everything.

Speaker 1 You ever eat a pretzel and you're like,

Speaker 22 this pretzel is making me hot.

Speaker 1 That's why I blow on my pretzels before I eat them.

Speaker 22 I blow on everything before I eat it.

Speaker 52 I eat an ice cream.

Speaker 48 I blow everything before I eat it.

Speaker 7 All of my food is dirty.

Speaker 55 You blow everything and then I eat it.

Speaker 48 I actually just had to sell myself.

Speaker 52 I did something disgusting.

Speaker 67 Come on, let's sell this guy a boat.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 35 Oh, my.

Speaker 15 Oh, my God. Hey, sir.

Speaker 46 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Speaker 20 Hi.

Speaker 56 Is that your cell phone? Yeah.

Speaker 13 What? I'm about to buy you.

Speaker 22 Hey, I'm trying to sell you a boat right now on the phone.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 22 I've got a great boat.

Speaker 4 Hey, excuse me, sir.

Speaker 28 I'm in a boat store.

Speaker 26 Is my

Speaker 22 speaker?

Speaker 23 Is my associate trying to call you before I can talk to you?

Speaker 55 Yes.

Speaker 74 Yes, if I can.

Speaker 22 And sell you a boat. Did I always get to you? I always get to them right before you do.
It's called.

Speaker 32 She's right behind this partition.

Speaker 5 Just come out.

Speaker 22 Hello.

Speaker 38 Okay, you look like a little gnome.

Speaker 22 Well, because I'm trying to do a Wizard of Oz type thing.

Speaker 5 Oh, type thing?

Speaker 2 In life?

Speaker 15 Where I kind of people were.

Speaker 67 They were munchkins, not gnomes.

Speaker 22 No, but because I you didn't know.

Speaker 5 That was a whole thing, I guess.

Speaker 22 I was hiding behind a partition.

Speaker 50 Oh, so that part was like the Wizard of Oz type thing.

Speaker 67 But he said you look like a gnome.

Speaker 22 That's unrelated. That's how he perceives me.

Speaker 1 And you're wearing a homemade Shazam costume.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Unfortunately, I couldn't get the Thunderbolt quite right.

Speaker 22 I gotta sell you a boat.

Speaker 48 Oh, you got my attention.

Speaker 14 Hey.

Speaker 22 I gotta sell you a boat.

Speaker 31 Now you've lost it.

Speaker 23 I'm so confident that you're gonna buy my boat.

Speaker 48 I'm gonna let her talk to me.

Speaker 22 Okay, my boat's actually a leaf. It's so durable.
It is strong, and it's so natural. Made from the most of leaves in the most world.
We've got the best.

Speaker 1 Made from the most of leaves in the most world.

Speaker 44 Listen, don't listen.

Speaker 22 We've got the most. Don't listen.

Speaker 50 By the way, she's selling a used boat, a used leaf, by the way.

Speaker 59 This is the leaf that Moses was born in.

Speaker 48 Isn't that amazing? Sailed down the river.

Speaker 22 And it's strong and durable, sprayed with hairspray. It is never going to crack, and there is no leaks.
It is so beautiful and green and only brown in the parts where it's been seen by the sun.

Speaker 1 Okay, is there like a cabin?

Speaker 3 It's a leaf tree.

Speaker 30 It's a team steady.

Speaker 4 No, it's a big leaf.

Speaker 22 It's basically a canoe. There is a seat.
The seat is made out of twigs. The twigs are very sticky and they are very thicky.

Speaker 1 Okay, anyway you can beat that because sight unseen, I'm leaning towards your boat.

Speaker 22 And it's got a big, big, big paddle.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 23 And by the way, it's not a paddle to steer the boat with.

Speaker 50 It's a paddle to spank your passenger.

Speaker 12 Yeah, you don't even have to tell me any more facts.

Speaker 28 Okay, I got a regular boat right here.

Speaker 30 Tape, soul.

Speaker 20 It's got 10 holes at the bottom. Okay.

Speaker 55 And they're patched.

Speaker 78 They're patched. We patched them all.

Speaker 19 Oh, they are patched poorly?

Speaker 30 They are patched poorly. They're paying facts, I've learned.

Speaker 23 Yeah, but then we repatched them over the core patches.

Speaker 20 So they're all good.

Speaker 22 And Gallagher lives on the boat.

Speaker 24 Oh, I'm taking the leaf.

Speaker 46 Hey, come on.

Speaker 5 You love Gallagher.

Speaker 22 The leaf is $8,000.

Speaker 67 It's Liam Gallagher.

Speaker 48 We should mention.

Speaker 73 Oh,

Speaker 22 Watermelon Liam Gallagher, the comedian.

Speaker 4 Watermelon?

Speaker 14 Liam Gallagher?

Speaker 53 This has got to be a shirt.

Speaker 4 It's too risky.

Speaker 4 I'm taking the leaf.

Speaker 33 All right. Bye.

Speaker 24 Bye.

Speaker 22 Well, if you're doing business with me, you can pay me on Venmo or Zach.

Speaker 5 We're done here.

Speaker 1 And that's how you play.

Speaker 8 There you go.

Speaker 44 And that's the game.

Speaker 22 And it's that simple.

Speaker 41 It's that easy.

Speaker 31 Thank you, Wobble, Blobble.

Speaker 22 And CKP, that's what would be happening if the game were.

Speaker 44 Louis CKP.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 19 No.

Speaker 14 I want to love you.

Speaker 17 Louis Takepi.

Speaker 5 All right, guys. We got to go.

Speaker 20 I'll say we do.

Speaker 1 Thank you for listening. We are ThreedomUSA on Twitter and Instagram.
We are threedomusa at gmail.com.

Speaker 53 If you want to send us a three-cher phone number, that phone number is still in the works, apparently.

Speaker 30 Because it takes a long time to get one.

Speaker 22 Do we even say that we have a number? Why are we doing this?

Speaker 12 Because the payoff, when it finally happens, oh man, it's going to be huge.

Speaker 62 It's going to be the season finale, I think.

Speaker 23 Kevin's been putting in emojis instead of numbers, is what he told me.

Speaker 46 He's like,

Speaker 19 I'm using my emoji keyboard.

Speaker 52 It's not working.

Speaker 1 I wish we could get a number that was all emojis.

Speaker 26 That would be so awesome. That would be awesome.

Speaker 23 I'd use the eggplant for every single one.

Speaker 76 Well, because that was like the dick.

Speaker 24 Eggplant, eggplant, eggplant.

Speaker 1 Water squirt, water squirt.

Speaker 52 Peach, peach. It's actually disgusting when you say like that.

Speaker 22 It wasn't disgusting before.

Speaker 23 If you want to listen to us anywhere, podcasts are, but if you want to hear ad-free episodes, you can hear it on Stitcher Premium and at CBBWorld.com.

Speaker 36 There you go.

Speaker 3 We love you very much.

Speaker 22 Thanks so much for all the mail.

Speaker 20 We'll be back next week.

Speaker 24 Thanks for all the fish.

Speaker 7 We're going to more fun.

Speaker 1 42.

Speaker 3 42.

Speaker 42 Bye.

Speaker 22 Our healthcare system is broken in so many ways.

Speaker 1 We have a healthcare system that's supposed to be taking care of people that is making it literally more difficult for people to put food on the table.

Speaker 22 So this season, we'll dive into the challenges headfirst while also thinking about how we can find a better way because we all deserve better.

Speaker 22 Uncared for season three from Lemonada Media, available August 6th, wherever you get your podcasts.