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Freedom!

Freedom!

Freedom!

It's called Freedom.

Get With It, please.

Freedom

It's a bit random.

You're going to Santa Claus, right?

Down Santa Claus.

Welcome to our special Christmas episode of Freedom.

That's right.

Today is the day where we exchange gifts.

Yeah, it's Christmas in May.

Is it May?

What month is this?

The month right now is April.

Yeah.

But when are we going to be able to do it?

But there are times when

I'm just like, I know it's not.

You know when like you just know what it's not?

Like you don't know that it's April, but you know it's not June.

Like when I go to, when I go to park on the street and like, there's like a crazy sign that's like Thursday from 12 to June.

I go, well, it's not Thursday.

I don't know what day it is.

I don't know what time it is, but I know it's not Thursday.

I don't know this feeling.

It does sound very specific, but I don't know that I've ever experienced it.

Does anyone relate to me?

It's okay if you don't.

I mean, usually if it's Monday, I never said I was relatable.

Thank you, Jim.

If it's Monday, if it's if the sign says Monday, then I'll go like, I know it's not Monday.

That's what I mean.

Yeah.

I was in church not Monday.

Yes, exactly.

Thursday is a little tougher.

Thursday, you're not sure.

Yeah, but I know when it's Monday because I've, the day before, as Scott said, I have had the Holy Sacrament of Confession.

I have taken the Eucharist.

And I have...

I've eaten a giant meal of lasagna.

Yes.

I love lasagna Sundays.

You don't eat it on Monday like Garfield?

No, I eat it on Mondays like a real Garfield.

So Garfield hated Mondays so much, but did he ever try eating the lasagna on Monday to make it?

Well, yeah, he would have to eat the lasagna Mondays in order to feel normal, just to level up.

You mean to feel normal?

Thank you.

Why did he care about Mondays?

It's like you can make your day so much.

Like, why?

I'm like, every day I work up here.

I'm like, why didn't he eat it?

Because I'm like, why is it like the level of the day?

Lauren, come on.

I've never seen you this worked up.

I'm like, every Monday, I'm like, why is he like this?

Why is it like this?

Garfield doesn't have a job.

Why does he care?

Yeah.

Also, he hates John, who goes to work on Mondays.

So he's thrilled.

He's like, he'd be happy.

Yeah.

Oh, finally, that asshole's gone.

That's his respect, John, because it's like, you literally don't have Lasana.

You don't have a little box.

You don't have a blanket.

You don't have any of this shit without John.

Does he hate John?

He kind of, well, he has contempt for him for sure.

I just kind of took that as a given.

I don't know if he despises him, but he's not nice.

I don't think they're cuddling at night.

The text, the sacred text

yeah you don't think they're cuddling at night i don't think so i think he hates john but he still cuddles with him i think he probably goes like at his feet maybe yeah probably goes like his feet whatever gets you through the night that's what he says all right it's garfield

john lennon wrote that about garfield that is a fact

he loved garfield 100

john lennon loved the funnies he loved marmaduke he loved high and lowest Well, you know, he did get his most of his inspo.

Have you seen that documentary?

He gets all of his inspiration from inspo, from comics.

Inspiration.

Who are the Beatles of the funnies?

Garfield, obviously, is John.

Because he's sarcastic.

Oh, wait, we're going to pluck characters from each, from different strips, different.

So Ringo is Dilbert.

Wait, wait, wait.

Ringo is Dilbert.

Look at his glasses.

John from Garfield, not Garfield.

No, Garfield is not.

Garfield is Darfief.

No, Garfield is John Lennon.

Oh, okay.

Because he's sarcastic and he's biting and he's funny and he's like, you know, very musical and he's written so many great songs.

I mean, has there ever been a George and Pluggers?

Pluggers?

No one even knows that comic.

Some people do.

I think one of the.

Yeah, I can't argue with that.

It's right there.

I think one of the cows from Farside, who would they be?

They would be.

Why does one of the cows

see in it?

You're going backwards.

It's like, shouldn't it be you think of the Beetle and then you think of the comic?

You're like, you're Beetle Bailey.

Okay.

He's all of them.

He's all of them.

All the characters from Beetle Bailey are the characters.

It's either

Beetle Bailey is all.

But I think Miss Hotass, what was her name?

Miss Hotass.

The general secretary that he was always ogling.

We got Garfield is John Lennon.

Yeah.

Dilbert is Ringo.

And then who's left?

Paul is

funky winker bean.

Yeah, funky winker bean.

What about Dagwood with the big sandwiches?

Is that George?

Yeah, I think so.

I think so.

And no, or he could be Brenda Starr.

Because no one really,

I don't really think about Brenda Starr.

I don't think about Prince Valiant.

Who is he?

I don't think about her.

Because he's got that similar haircut.

Yeah.

You know what?

The Beatles owe a lot to Prince Valiant.

They really do.

You know what they should be doing?

What is that comic where it's like, they're like

the people who have

sort of those hats with like tusks on them?

Hagar the Horrible.

There you go.

Yeah.

With what was his wife's name?

I don't know.

Yeah, me either.

I got it.

No, no, no.

We can't live in a world where we don't know this.

Where we don't know Hagar's wife's name?

I think her name is James.

Literally, it's the second Google search.

Helga.

Helga.

Think of Marianne.

Helga.

Helga.

Marianne.

You couldn't be further off.

Okay, wait.

Can I just tell you?

Joan.

I typed in Hagar.

Is it Hagar?

Hagar.

Ama over the A.

Like the slacks.

Okay.

Like Tagar the Horrible's white.

People also ask, okay?

But people also, what do they ask about Hagar?

Here's what people ask.

Hagar is still alive.

What is a prickly seed case?

What is his net worth?

What is a prickly seed case?

What is before to poets?

Who was the Shakespearean king?

Can I go now crossword?

These are all crossword questions.

Oh.

So Hagar must also be a crossword question of his life.

I see this is coming in.

Yeah, yeah.

So is that, so are we to believe that the claim to fame of Hagar is just that they got into a bunch of crosswords and that's like not, that's it?

That's because I'm looking man.

All the search is all about crosswords, dude.

There are so many

people who are in crosswords all the time, like fucking Ken Olin,

constantly in crosswords, just because of his fucking weird ass name.

And I can't get in a single one.

Well, because you'd be the whole middle line, your name is Tattoo.

And you're asking too much if you want to be the whole middle line.

Did you know that Ken Olin's name used to be Ken Loyne and it seemed a little too gross?

And so he changed it.

He anagramized it to Ken Lyon.

Oh, he missed that one.

He went to Olin.

That's too bad.

He went with Lion Ken.

Yeah.

Then holding Ken Olin up to the sun.

Lauren, I would love to see you.

And looking into the sun.

I would love to see a new 30-something with you in the lead.

I'd love that.

Absolutely.

100%.

Yeah.

But all the rest is the original cast members.

Yep.

And they're pretending to be 30.

I would love that.

I would love that so much.

Actually, I just watched.

Well, maybe I shouldn't get into it, but I just watched Captain America's Civil War for newcomers.

The war.

And we saw Tom Holland as Spider-Man for the first time.

Where?

In the film.

In the film.

And, yep.

Uh-huh.

And he was a moving image and talking and stuff.

And he was a real teen, which I liked because I was just, you know, thinking about how people were cast often cast older to play younger.

And he was only 18 or something when he filmed.

Oh, really?

I didn't know that.

He was around that age.

That's what I've heard.

Yes.

Around that age.

So 23.

When you guys were younger and you were on

your

working together on Mr.

Show and whatnot.

And was there a time where you traveled together and you shared a hotel room?

No, because we did not overlap on Mr.

Show.

Yeah, we did different seasons.

I don't know that that's ever been said.

Different seasons, just like the Richard Bachman.

We have wanted people to guess it.

Nobody guessed it.

And I guess I just spilled the beans now, Scott.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Finally, well, yeah, we had that big contest going on where people would be flown out

business class with a friend.

And they'd be flownazed.

We would squirt them with flownaze.

Yeah.

Just all day.

The plane.

All day.

All day.

And no one's won.

So, and you've given it away, but that's okay.

All right.

All the flow days has expired.

I think the only time I had to share.

was for some reason, like the third year of South by Southwest, Matt Bronger couldn't find a hotel room and i was like no just stay with me it's the only time you've shared i've shared eight billion times um i think women do that more than men do oh is that because they like to rub up maybe maybe not no no no i've shared with actually men scott they do what you're hair yeah what's that what

what's that what what'd you say about my hair would you

I didn't, I wasn't talking about your hair, Mr.

The World Revolves Around My Head.

But is it that?

What do you think of it?

Well, it looks really good under your hat.

Oh,

well,

we're both wearing hats.

Wouldn't you put a hat on?

I wish I did because my hair looks like fucking ass.

No, it's not.

Leave your hat on.

Whatever.

You can.

My lovely bride will often, she has a girls' trip every year with a group of

women that she's friends with, and they will often share a hotel room.

Oh, yeah.

Well, it's totally fun with your friends.

And

wild horses, for many years, we would share every time we traveled anywhere.

But then we got to a point where we were like, you know what?

It'd be really great if we didn't just to have that space

poop and pee and do whatever you wish.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We were talking about hotel rooms while I was I was in Austin

for the last few days.

Yeah.

And

I was I was so happy that not only was there a door on the bathroom.

in this hotel room, even though I'm there by myself.

But

those are the ones I shared with Aaron.

There was no door on the bathroom, even in the shower and everything.

I'm like, so if I was even

with a romantic partner,

I wouldn't necessarily want to have this all open.

No.

No, but I've, I've wondered that, you know, like I've always gone there with Kulop, but I've wondered that about a couple who is going away for the first time on a trip together and suddenly they have

either a sliding door with slats or, you know, or no door.

It's like, what do you, you know, do you have, do you have to schedule like, oh, I'm going to the restaurant for a second and then you go take a shit in the restaurant.

I actually know a couple who.

I'm going to take a shit.

I know a couple who were performers on a cruise and they shared a room, obviously.

There were a couple, but they didn't like to poop near each other.

So one of them, they would go poop in the public restrooms on the cruise instead of doing it.

Oh, that's.

I know who you're talking about.

No, I don't think I do.

But then that means we might, I would be shocked.

Can I type it in the chat?

Yeah, type it in.

No, no, no.

I can't even get the chat.

By the way, after last week's debacle, I'm on my phone now.

Yeah,

cool.

It's cool, Scott.

Is that who you're thinking of?

You're a cool guy.

Did you see it in the chat, Paul?

No, I don't know who that is, but you know what?

That's shocking.

I know

the same thing about another couple.

Type it in the chat.

Type it in the chat, Paul.

Type it in the chat.

Type it in the chat.

Type it in the chat.

Type it in.

I can't get my mouse to turn on and connect.

Okay, there it goes.

Oh, my God.

All right.

My computer is so far away from me when I do these.

It is very far away from you.

There are so many songs like that that I think about that

I learned.

I learned in Sunday school that I just go through my head at random times all the time.

Do your ears hang low is one that I

did you guys ever sing that one?

I did not know that one until I was an an adult.

I knew it as a child.

And not as an adult?

And I've since forgotten it.

Did someone hit you in the back?

I've erased it from my memory.

Yeah, but so many of those songs are so weird.

There was one about

evolution that we sang at church, which was like, I'm not made of a monkey.

A monkey's not made of me.

Oh, no.

The earth is just 5,000 years old.

Dee-bee-b-dit-lee-li.

Oh, wait.

I'm missing the chat.

Oh, you need to know.

Oh, okay.

Oh, you got to get on that chat about the shit couple.

You don't even know about who's pooping and where they're pooping.

There's multiple people pooping in different places.

It's so fantastic.

That's the thing is,

there's poop everywhere.

Oh, it's all over the place.

We're swimming in it.

I mean, look, on a cruise ship, feces is abound.

They're made of human shit.

And some dolphin shit.

Wow, you really say that with

such disdain.

I like how you're saying that.

Do dolphins shit out of the blowhole or everything goes out of the blowhole.

Everything.

Just in and out?

In and out.

We got food.

We got water.

We got shit.

We got this.

Urine.

What do they do with that mouth of theirs?

And then, of course, the fluid of generation.

So when they want to have a baby dolphin, they have to get that hole right up against the lady and

just take it.

Just take it.

You know, we don't think that much about the amount of fish poop that's in the the ocean when we're swimming in it.

I remember seeing, like, when I first learned that fish could shit, like, friends had a

little straight-like our neighbors had

a fish tank.

And, like, seeing that line of garbage made me sick to my head.

It's honestly really disgusting.

Yeah.

And it's actually not okay.

Lauren, are you going to dissuade your child from ever, you know, how this is where I got my first goldfish?

Was like, I want it at a a carnival and then she's like oh yeah awesome and then it's the worst pet are you gonna say like nah no no no she definitely needs to try to win a fish at the fair what yeah that's so fun it's like a childhood moment you come home you name it it dies it's a whole it's a whole

lot

but i would get her fish for real i had fish when i was little i really enjoyed having fish um and it was fun to pick them out at the pet store and i think that's a cute and it's like a pretty easy pet the only problem is cleaning cleaning the tank, which I didn't, I don't think we ever did as a kid.

You just let it get dirtier and dirtier until the fish dies, and then you flush all down the toilet.

I know what my friend has a um carnival fish that's been going on six years now.

Ooh, I had my carnival fish, why is that gross?

Scott, why are they the worst pets?

I need to know.

My carnival fish, it had such a dirty bowl that it, while I was sleeping, it jumped out of the bowl and onto me.

And it was like, kill me.

Oh, I love you.

I was trying to snowball.

I was trying to get a lot of the dirty water.

Please snuggle with me.

They're just so gross.

And

I still can smell that smell of the cleaning the tank and the shit.

And

imagine if

there was such bad air pollution that you killed yourself.

Yeah, you just jumped off the earth.

I'm going to drown.

I'm going to drown.

I'm going to just jump into the ocean.

This sucks.

I wish.

Do you think anyone's ever jumped off the earth?

Do you think, hey, that'd be so rad?

That's so sad that if you

helium, you jumped in the air and you'd go into space.

Probably.

There is that, that, what's the thing about jumping?

Like, if the elevator starts plunging.

Oh, yeah, right before you hit the bottom, you jump on the hill.

Oh, I do it all the time.

No, it's not, it's not for plunging.

It's like, well, you can do it when you're, I mean, it is for that, but you can do it as a fun thing to feel like you're flying for a second.

When the elevator is coming to a, I mean, maybe it's something that just works with your kid, but when the elevator is coming to a halt at the floor, right before it does, you go, you jump, and then you are basically in the air for like an extra second.

But, Paul,

the thing I'm talking about is a thing where there's like an urban.

Find the thing, too.

No, you're

the thing you're talking about.

It was Lauren that interrupted it.

I'm just sharing other information.

How dare you?

Lauren, I wanted to make sure that you didn't just gloss over my thing.

No, No, I never would.

I wanted to ask questions about it.

God, I never would.

I never would gloss over anything anyone says on the show.

I don't want to skip ahead.

So, Lauren, here's the idea.

Here's the folk wisdom of your elders.

That if, let's say the elevator that snaps its cables and you're like, uh-oh, and then

you know what floor you got on.

You know what floor when the cable snapped.

And so all you have to do is count.

Just like, guess the distance and the velocity.

So it's like thunder to lightning sort of count the seconds sure sure sure sure

and then you get to the bottom like right before you get to the bottom just jump in the air and that's really supposed to stop the damage from breaking your bones and squishing into a size of a can of soup exactly i but what is what is the physics about it like why would that work supposedly because you're not hitting you're not hitting the ground when the thing is hitting the ground so it's like you're not feeling the pressure of that yeah but you're still gonna fall to the ground one millisecond later Yeah.

And

with the same force of

yes, you're also falling.

Yeah.

I also wonder if you would even be able to jump given the velocity of a.

And by the way, you're so scared.

You're not going, I got to jump in eight, seven, six.

No, no, no.

I'm, I'm wetting my pants and I'm going, mommy, mommy, mommy.

I love you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Although you're telling me, though, that this conversation wouldn't flash into your mind and you wouldn't just try it.

Look, if it happened, I would definitely have this flash in my mind and i'd definitely try it if i tried it and i'm not saying that i did but i lived

whoa okay it's it's real it's real and i tried it and i died and i did not die and you die wow i'm dead guys did you see that video of the guy who jumped out of the plane and his parachute didn't open and he and he sledgehammer by peter gabriel oh wait no i'm talking about a different thing actually no the one that i saw was a guy who like his friend was taping him falling to the ground like, oh, yeah, I'm going to tape you parachuting out of this airplane, but the guy's chute didn't open and he fell on the ground and the guy, and the guy taping him is like, holy shit, oh no, and runs up to him.

And the guy gets up and is like, oh my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

I'm still alive.

Oh, my God.

And he like gets up and walks away from it.

That's insane.

No, I saw the, I saw the video, or not the video, I saw a picture of the fucking video, but this news story about this YouTube guy who flew a small plane over some mountains and then crashed the air he pretended it was crack it was malfunctioning and he jumped out of it filming himself yeah and then

he the plane just he did shit it just fell into the fucking mountains uh what yeah for for this was fake he did this he faked it the plane wasn't problematic he had a uh

full of he had an aviation license and he did all the stuff of like mayday mayday it's crashing and all that kind of stuff and then he parachuted out all of that.

Oh, God.

I think so.

And then he parachuted out of it

and videoed the whole thing for YouTube.

And then they figured out later it was a stunt and he crashed the plane intentionally.

And so they,

you know, revoked his license.

Maybe he's going to be arrested.

I have no idea.

He should be arrested because he could have hurt someone.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Of course.

I mean, that plane could have crashed into Mount Rushmore.

And old honest Abe could have knocked his beard off.

Can you imagine?

I think YouTube should demonetize his videos.

That's the real punishment.

Like, he should be paying us to watch his videos.

Yes.

And he has to do, and there's got to be ads where it's just him apologizing.

Yeah, to us, personally.

And like, you get to skip one ad, but then the second ad is like, guys, you can't skip this one.

I really am sorry.

Speaking of

things that you have to tape for people, how's your cameo going?

Oh, my God.

Okay, wait.

Are you living in a cameo mansion?

We have to talk about this because

cameo, last week we talked about how you were going to join and you were going to do your like your bit of saying what

you were like,

I'm only going to charge $50.

Right.

I did say low ball.

I thought you should say more than that.

I mean, I didn't want to, I just had, it's all very new to me.

And I looked at what some other people were charging and I'm like, oh, well, yeah, that person has to charge that because otherwise they would be inundated with requests.

Yeah.

And

so I started at 50 and then

I was told by my person at Cameo

that I broke a record.

Yes, it was off the freaking dumbest person to ever join Cameo.

Yeah, they couldn't believe it.

And I started saying,

Yeah, that's hurtful to hear.

We don't have to get into the numbers.

She set me up really good for it, too.

And then when she said, Yeah, you're the dumbest person, I was like, Oh, man.

Why did you call me at home?

I'm busy.

I was asleep.

But there were so many

people requesting you in a very short amount of time that Cameo had you raised the price or they raised the price for you.

Yeah, they said

you want us to raise the price.

And I was like, yes.

Yeah, because it's like so much to do.

You'll never have time if you don't, you know, you have to kind of curb the.

So now you're a slave to Cameo where you have to do all these things.

How many do you have to do?

I have to do, I think, 260.

Oh, my God.

That's so many.

It's been one day.

Wait, Paul, it's been one day.

It's been a couple of days.

Whatever.

It's been two two days.

They have slowed down, obviously, since now it's at $300.

$300.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And still, there's some, most people get it,

like what the, what my format is.

Some people are still asking for specific requests.

So I'm like, I'm waiting on those because I don't want to like.

Do them?

Yeah.

That's pretty much it.

I mean, because I'm not going to do it.

I'm like, people are asking for specific voices or whatever.

And I was like, I'm just not going to do that.

And I have a video that explains, here's what I'm going to do.

But I think people just don't watch the videos, which why.

But would you do the Werner Herzog voice right now for us?

No, I will not do that.

Come on.

We love it.

No, I keep Century Boulevard.

I keep those worlds separate.

I keep those worlds separate.

I'm just Paul on this show.

Just good old Paul.

But the voice is so funny.

No, I'd rather you did a character.

It makes me happier, probably.

Please.

The voice is sad.

Because when you do the voice, it's so fun.

No.

Have you ever done the voice during sex?

Yeah, where I sit in a chair and then I turn around and I say yes.

Oh, because you're a duck.

You made.

Yeah, I wait till I hear the noises of sex that I like

that my wife is having with someone else.

And then when it sounds good to me, I turn around to see who it is.

That sounds good to me.

That sounds great to me.

That sounds fun to me.

That sounds neat to me.

So what does Janie bought?

A gun?

Yeah, did she get a a Gucci handbag?

She bought a yacht.

No, she got a Gucci handbag.

That's too much.

No.

That's too much, Paul.

It's too much.

Where did she get the yacht?

I'm really nervous for her.

She got it at the mall.

No, the yacht mall?

Yes,

but that's a cheap yacht.

That's not going to be a good yacht.

It's still expensive.

Next to the store where you get a piano, there's a store that sells yachts.

Did she buy a piano for the yacht?

I think it's like plywood.

janie's got a but it's seaworthy seaworthy wow well that's that's incredible paul great joby thank you

paul's gonna be the next cameo super trillionaire i don't think so

hey i honestly don't think so okay fine but it could still make a you could still make a good amount i mean i'm happy to to do that for sure yeah i think

i just gotta knock out these 262 requests in the next five days and then I'm good.

So, are you putting a timeframe on it?

You're like, from this time to this time, I'm going to do my cameos, then I'm going to do my this, my that.

Kind of like I was, when I was in Austin, I was just kind of hanging out in the hotel, and I would do them as much as I could, you know, and then take a little break.

And it still wasn't enough.

It did not make much of a dent.

So, I don't know.

I'm going to figure it out one way or another.

Good.

Okay.

Okay, good.

All right.

Well, I'm going to buy 1,000 of them.

At $300 a pop?

Yeah.

Scott, someone that we're both friends with bought one for you.

What?

No fucking way.

That's put it in the chat.

No, you have to wait.

Do you want me to put it in the chat?

No, no, no, no, no.

I want to wait until I don't know you.

I want to wait until we get it.

That's good.

Surprise.

That's good.

Pie Fries, you have Lauren.

Not gotten it already.

It was not Lauren.

What if we gifted the Magi cameos for each other?

That would be so funny.

Oh, my God.

That would be so amazing.

That should be

the story on a situation comedy.

Honestly, like the two people get each other the same cameo is fucking hilarious.

They should do a skid on SNL.

They should do a spoof.

They should do one skid on SNL for once.

Who would skid on that?

I think a black lady sketch show should do it.

It should lampoon it and send it up.

They should do a spoof of that.

What's another sketch show?

Are there any?

I think it's more of a Harvard lampoon idea.

I don't know that there really are any right now besides the ones we've mentioned, a Black Lady sketch show, SNL, and what else?

Just those two.

is harvard line oh i think you should leave of course i think you should leave could you imagine tim robinson with his trademark heightening of frustrations dude he could really send it up he could do a goof on that that would be for the ages how he did if he did a skit on that where he had two people get the same cameo for each other and then they did that on the show that'd be freaking bomb dude i mean obviously we should be in it well if they're casting and available we gave them the idea put us in it

please please please

put us in the skit on that tim i mean

the skit tim i'm gonna start begging for you know what i want to be i want to do is taskmaster

yeah have you guys yeah you want to you want to host it or you want to be on no i want to be a contestant on it okay it's so i i it's this it's this uh comedy game show in england they did a season season of it here, but it didn't take.

Renji hosted it.

Yeah, which was, that was a strange choice.

Now that I've seen, when I, now that I've seen the original show, it is a, it is, and, and of course, I watched, I watched the first episode of the, of the British version, of the, the American version, and it's so, you can so clearly see the difference between what they think the American attention span is versus anywhere else.

I think we're just a bunch of dumb shits.

Like, we don't like charm.

We're We're not.

We're not.

Most of us are, yes.

But so what?

Who cares?

So you.

What?

It's not enough for a thousand people to watch your TV show?

Come on.

Come on.

So it's a Lauren, I think you would like it because it's really fun.

It's really funny.

Basically, it's five comedians have to complete all these odd tasks.

And

they are varying degrees of challenging.

They often will think of funny, clever workarounds for ways to achieve the tasks.

And

I've just been like tearing, like after hearing about it for years and people recommending it to me, I have like, I watched a bunch on YouTube and then got the

seasons that I couldn't find off of iTunes.

And I've just been tearing through and now I'm all caught up and I'm mad that I don't have any left to watch.

Watch it.

Yeah, it's really funny.

It's your own.

Yeah, it's like when you run out of something, just make it up yourself.

It's like, fucking do a cameo.

Yeah, everyone's like, oh, no, there's no more seasons of, you know, lost or whatever.

Just make your own.

It's like, what are you waiting for, I guess?

It's kind of my question.

Yeah, that's a great point.

The Tim Robinson show, what are you waiting for?

Tim, put us on your show.

What are you waiting for?

Please.

The companion series, too, I think you should leave.

What are you waiting for with your not leaving action?

Why don't you go?

What are you waiting for?

Oh, it's the prequel series.

What are you waiting for?

And then I think you should.

No, it makes sense as the sequel.

I think you should leave.

What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

Oh, good.

He left.

It's a triptitch.

Triptitch.

Triptitch.

Simply the freshest.

Triptich.

That speaking of a tript.

Oh, yeah.

Go ahead.

The three of us have to take a break.

Oh, bye.

Bye.

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Shevin just gave us some horrible news and

the three of us are considering firing him.

Shevin went ape shit on us just now.

He literally was like, I have a recording in 30 minutes and I don't know how this is going to work.

And he started crying and he started screaming and he was like, I am the host of the Zoom.

This is kind of going to take everything.

Yeah, that's a good impression.

He kept yelling how he was the host of the Zoom.

And like, no one was disputing that, by the way.

Yeah, no one was disputing.

But it's almost like he was trying to make it like he was the host of this podcast.

Like, that meant he was in control of it.

Oh, shit.

Wait, guys.

Do you think that he thinks when he hosts the Zoom that makes him the host of the show?

I think he doesn't understand what that means.

Yeah, I think he might.

I mean, we do give him all the money from all the ads we sell.

Yeah.

He does imitate.

He does do a transcription of everything we say and then he imitates the three of us.

And he puts out a separate show where he does all the voices called meetom.

The idea is that he

no, but his show is called meet him.

Meadom.

Meet him.

No, yeah, he's been doing it the whole time.

I've never once heard my own voice on this recording.

It's all Kevin.

If you guys knew what I actually sounded like, you'd be disgusted.

I have a terrible voice.

Shocked.

I have a terrible voice.

I ain't talking like Lils.

I'm talking the entire time you talk.

I talk like the announcer lady from the TikToks and the Instagram videos.

I don't know what that is.

Why don't we say

is that the generated

voice or whatever?

Play this sound for your baby and see if they don't dance.

Do you remember when those guys

hate it?

Or even before the candy colored Max, but the Max that they bought

the candy colored

Max.

They bought it, Mr.

Joe.

What's a Max?

They bought us all.

What's a a Mac?

A Macintosh computer might be.

I said, what's a Macs?

They rented all these computers.

It's a restaurant from Save by the Build.

And we only used Final Draft on it.

But when we found out that there was a program on it where you could type something in and make the computer say

dirty words, it was fun.

So fun.

Absolutely.

Very fun.

Of course.

Who doesn't love that?

Piss.

Piss.

Shit.

Well, of course, it was like

Borgon Trail, of course, classic when you would put in the

people's names.

You know, you got to make up a name in the game

and you could name your family.

And then

you always put penis.

And then at some point, penis gets killed by a snake bite.

And then it's like, it's just funny.

I never played Oregon Trail.

That was after my time.

And I'm not quite sure.

It was just like a text game, right?

I mean, it was, there were visuals.

I know that you died of dysentery.

Yeah, you could die of dysentery.

So like you have your family and you have your covered wagon and you see like an image of that.

And and then like you the wagon's trying to like do various things and you choose what it's gonna do.

Is it gonna ford the river or is it gonna cock the wheels or I don't know what there's different things that I just learned from the game.

And then you watch it do the thing and either fails or it succeeds.

And if you escape and then some of the things might die and then you go hunting and there's that's always the fun part.

You get to use your little gun and you shoot the bison.

And there's squirrels and other little things that are worth less, you know, food points.

And agreed.

You kill as many as you can, but then it's sometimes like you shot too much.

You can't carry it all.

So you don't want to be wasteful with your bullets.

And

yeah, and then at the end, you see your grave or you win.

I don't recall ever succeeding, honestly.

You succeeded in

a grave.

It's so crazy.

You can carry bullets and they're so light, but then the things they kill are so heavy.

This is so deep, dude.

You should write a book.

Isn't it funny how Abraham Lincoln was our tallest president, but he's on such a tiny little coin?

That's

dude.

Dude.

Oh my God, dude.

That's fucking.

Isn't it insane how George Washington was three-dimensional and yet on the on the dollar bill, he's just flat?

It's like, what's that supposed to mean?

I do think when I was a kid, I used to think that, okay, George Washington was the first president, so he was on the $1 bill.

That means Abraham Lincoln was our fifth president.

I think I thought that too at one point.

Yeah.

I think in some ways they should have done that.

It makes more sense.

Like make a make a different bill for every single president we have.

There's a $16 bill.

There'd be a $46 billion.

But there was a $16 bill.

That just made me feel weird inside.

How much is that?

$16?

Oh, good.

You're having a $16 bill.

And you were like legally obligated to carry every and like one of each bill everywhere.

Legally?

Oh, yeah.

How much money would that be?

I mean, if you spend a $16 bill, then you have to replenish a $16 bill.

Yeah.

But that's already $91 just just with our two most recent presidents.

But imagine carrying too much $130.

Imagine carrying like what, $51 bills.

It takes up a lot of room.

Yeah.

So you shouldn't do that?

I'm saying you should and you will.

If I were president, this would be my first executive order.

What?

What?

King of the forest.

What are you doing, Stephen?

I was king.

Yeah, I do, but why were you

crushing my hand on New York Times text alerts that are that are right in front of your face?

And I want to see you, Paul.

I'm crushing your hand.

Kids in the Hall are coming back.

I'm very excited about that.

What do you mean coming back?

They have a new show?

Yeah, on Amazon.

I can't wait to see it.

Do you ever think your episode of the characters will ever come back and do another season?

Yeah, they're going to just do another bunch of stuff on that.

Do you think you'll have more episodes of Comedy Bang Mang the TV show?

You know, it's such a weird company that I did it for.

It would not surprise me if one day they were like, hey, you're coming back.

And they made me do it.

And it also wouldn't surprise me

if no one ever talked to me ever again from there.

Yeah.

The head of the company or the head of the network just left and sent an email to everyone.

Left Earth.

Yeah.

She jumped off.

Oh, my.

She was like, it's too hard to hear.

She did it.

She did it.

She's the first person to do it.

And she sent everyone an email and I sent her back a nice email.

But I was just so surprised.

The one she sent was rude.

Because it was just like, there's still people there who work there.

There's still people there?

Duh.

Now, this company was Raytheon.

Is that correct?

Yeah, Halliburton.

A lot of people don't know they made the Comedy Bam Gang TV show possible.

Do you know that there is one specific person I think of whenever I hear the name Halliburton?

Who?

Haley Burton?

I can't say it on the podcast.

Oh, But it was a joke that someone else we know made at the expense of this person.

Oh, okay.

Put it in the chat.

But

I think of whatever her name is from One Tree Hill, right?

Isn't her name Haley Burton or something?

I don't know.

Lauren, stop yawning.

I'm talking about something that would be of interest.

It's the first time I've yawned.

We can't call out yawns.

We can't, guys.

That's not.

That's the first time.

And it's like, dude, I...

I

go hard.

I go hard all day, dude.

She does go hard all day with that goddamn baby.

So why do you schedule these at the end of the day after you've gone to the house?

Because I literally have no other time, and then I'm leaving town tomorrow at the crack of dawn.

Shevin says it's Hillary Burton.

That's too close.

Scott, you were close.

From One Tree Hill?

From One Tree Hill.

Oh, I didn't watch that program.

She was married to Negan from

The Walking Dead, Geoffrey Dean Morgan.

I just saw a great clip from

7th Heaven.

That rounds up celebrity couples for for another episode of Freedom.

I just saw a great clip from Seventh Heaven, which I used to watch a lot as a kid.

There's an episode where the mom admits that she's like, the kids, I guess, smoked pot or got into it or something.

And the mom admits she smoked pot.

And she's like, she says it so dramatically.

It's like the funniest thing ever.

There's something I need to tell you.

I knew somebody had to something stupid.

I just was hoping it wouldn't be anything this stupid.

The thing is, the summer before I went off to college, I did a little experimenting myself.

Experimenting?

Yeah, keep scrolling.

going just talk slower i'm trying to tell you before you come down on the kids

i want you to know that

i've smoked a pot

he just stares at him

he is oh my god it's like he's looking at an affair they cut back and forth

yeah fine Okay, I know, and I love that show.

Like, I didn't think, I don't, I don't think I loved it as much as my Dawson's Creek or whatever, but it was, it was right before or after that, you know, so you just kind of settle in for the night with one of those shows.

But that is the most ridiculous way of talking.

I mean, I just can't imagine every topic they covered on that show with that's how they talked about it.

It's so crazy.

Do you remember?

I hate to bring it back to currency, but do you remember when $2 bills were like exciting?

Oh, well, they're still exciting to you.

Thrilling to me.

I do receive them quite regularly because in my family, it is a.

Oh, it's a thing in the family.

It's a thing where you guys collect.

Oh, that's sweet.

You know where I would get them all the time?

Is Universal Studios parking?

Anytime I would go to City Walk and or go to a movie there at Universal Studios,

they would give them as change because I think parking was like $18 or whatever.

Right.

They just had stacks of $2 bills.

I love that.

It's so fun to get it, to give it out.

I always, I'm afraid, I mean, I save them anyway, but I...

I wouldn't really want to use them because I feel like people don't notice it when they're taking.

I'm like, then I have to go, it's a two.

You know what what I mean?

Yeah, like it's like I'm giving you something very rare and unique and special.

And then some people would look at them and go, What am I supposed to do with this?

I do think that because also, if you're working at a store, there's like a cash register that has holes, you know, for each dollar, and they don't have a two-dollar hole.

No, they don't.

When I work

with the 20s are, I put it with the ones or sometimes at the bottom.

Put it under.

Yeah.

Put it under.

Because if you put it with the ones, Paul, the count will be off.

Not so loud.

Paul, the count will be off.

What a lot of people don't know is in a cash register, you can lift the black part out, and then underneath, you can put flat things in there if you want.

So, like, what kind of stuff?

Oh, like a $20 bill, for example.

Or maybe

if you ever got a $100 bill, or let's say you got a note that said, help, help.

What?

Huh?

What?

Oh, my God.

I forgot to help that person.

It's it's so funny that I've had so many jobs where they're like, Oh, yeah, put 20, like keep one 20 in the drawer and then put all the rest of the 20s underneath and in the 50s or whatever.

Who is that at Ewolfolf fooled?

Yeah, at Earwolf, basically.

Your job at Earwolf when you put

behind the register at Earwolf.

That was your first job there, right?

You were working my way up as a podcast host.

I started there as a greeter, then I became a cat.

I

I'd basically just be taking Jason Manzukas's money when he came in to pay to do the show.

Hey!

Hey, this guy.

Bye, Scott.

So there was a

internet went out again.

So it's great that I am on the phone and Kulop is asking me if she can restart it.

Kulop.

I'm saying I'm on the phone, so go ahead.

There we go.

Wow.

Do you do speed tests?

My AV person comes by and does it.

And yeah, so like right after they fix it.

By the way, they've been out hundreds of times in the past three months.

They come out, they fix it.

My AV guy does a speed test, goes, oh, wow, you're getting 250 over whatever.

And then they go away.

Oh, I'm sorry, that's your blood pressure.

You need to come back.

And then they go away, and within six hours, it all slows down again.

So, yeah.

You need serious help.

And do you use Ethernet?

Yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

It's all, it's all fucked up.

It's all, and they're the only place that does this area.

So they have a monopoly on it.

Yeah.

And it was the weirdest part is it was good for the first two years I lived here.

I did, I did Zooms, you know, the entire pandemic for comedy bang bang.

You had a great time.

Loved them.

Crystal.

Loved them.

Had a blast.

Loved being on Zoom.

It was the greatest time of my life.

The best 20 years of my entire life.

Can I just say the laughs I've had during the the pandemic oh my oh my god

2020 was the greatest

ever i miss i miss quarantine a little bit

yeah i was afraid

i love the closeness

i loved being the only person in the world

Do you remember like the first month of quarantine, you had to do so many Zooms with people who were like, this is so weird.

I don't get to see any of my friends again.

Yeah.

And now it's like, we never do anyway.

I know.

Well, it's still, I mean, it's still, I feel like the world has shifted in a different way where, well, even now we're all homebodies now.

There's a lot of, there's a lot of that.

And then there's also like now that the work is picking up or whatever, maybe it has been the whole time.

Everyone's on different paths with this, but that like you prioritize your time so differently.

Like, I feel like people aren't filling their day going thing to thing to thing.

It's like, you're kind of,

I don't know.

That's what it seems like my people in my world are doing.

So they're doing their whole day from thing to not a thing?

No, like it's more like they do fewer things during the day than they did before the pandemic, where it was more like

outside.

It's not going from thing to not a thing, then to a thing.

I guess that is what I mean.

Oh, okay.

I have definitely, in the way that a fish grows to the size of its bowl,

my

energy level has shrunk to whatever it is that I have to do.

So if I have to do one thing in a day, like one errand or one job or whatever,

I'm exhausted after that.

But that's what you have the energy to do.

And after that, like you can't do anything else.

Yeah.

But if, but if I have like four things, you have to do it.

You would do all those four things.

Yeah.

I would do all those four things.

Then I would feel the same way as I did if I did one thing.

Right.

So then, so then you would say, like, okay, well, schedule five things a day and then you'll get more done.

Yes.

And now I'm, I'm, uh, uh, I'm going to collapse.

Lauren's holding her jaw so she doesn't yawn again.

I yawned twice already.

I'm not gonna yawn ever again.

That made me yawn talking about yawns.

Yeah,

everyone listening is yawning.

Hey, if you're not yawning, you're not paying attention.

That's what my bumper sticker says.

And I'm the one who was up at two in the morning till 5:30.

Why were you up at 2?

Just woke up,

get out of bed, drive cold

across

at 2:30.

Weirdo?

No, just

very weird.

Just woke up and was like, well, I can't get back to sleep.

So I did my Wordle, sent it to you guys.

How long do you think we're all going to do Wordle for on the chain?

You're the one who wanted us to do it.

Me too.

I'm wondering how long is it going to go?

I don't know.

I'm happy to keep sharing it.

I think even if we don't share it, I'll still do it because I like to have the little brain exercise.

I also, I enjoy posting to that text thread because a lot of times we don't have reasons to post to it.

That's true.

Oh, no, we've run out of things to say to each other.

It's true.

And it's nice to have this tenuous

thread that keeps us all together.

That keeps us thinking about each other.

It's like this, like, yes, whether we want to or not.

I'm like, Wordle.

I got to do my Wordle.

And then I have three chains that I send it to, but I'm letting one of them slowly drop off.

Me too.

Wow.

Wow.

I only have the one with you guys.

That's serious.

Oh, wow.

I have three Wordle chains as well.

And one of them is just sort sort of, it's becoming more sporadic, I think.

Yeah.

With the other people.

I still send them faithfully.

There's another.

Well, we started.

We've said this a few times on our thread, but that framed game.

Yeah.

Here's what happened because there's other people that I'm on a thread with that play it more.

And then we realized that we were not all getting the same movie at the same time.

Really?

Yeah.

And I'm like, this game, I don't like this game that much anyway, so I don't like it either.

That one kind of stressed me out, and it was like, I didn't, I feel like the reveals were it'd be like the most random picture you've ever seen in your life.

Yeah, it's like, say, the movie's Batman, they show a picture of the Joker for the first one, and it's like, come on, this is Batman, not the Joker.

It's like, how am I ever gonna guess this?

You know, that's not Scott.

You're being silly because what they would do-I'm sorry, Paul, will you ever forgive me?

Well, yes, of course, honey.

I love you, but but for for the Batman, it would be like, you know, a picture of a tree or whatever.

And it's like, well, I don't know what that is.

Never buy a tree.

Well, there was that one scene in Batman where Batman pulled over and pissed on the tree.

Yes.

He was like, oh, I didn't time this out right.

This is further away than I thought.

Keep the car running.

How'd he get his dick out?

He had to take the whole thing off.

Oh, that's a good idea.

It's like wearing a jumpsuit.

Yeah.

So he's just got ass naked next to a tree.

Yeah, with all that fucking rubber suit just bunched up around his ankles.

Ew,

NFTP gets in it.

It's like so horrible.

But he still got the Batman movie I want to see.

Yes, I want to see inconvenienced Batman.

Enough with the fighting the Joker and all that kind of stuff.

Let's show him pissing by a tree with his pants around his ankle.

Just in one Batman movie, can we see him put his eye makeup on, please?

Please.

Please.

With the brush or the whatever it is, a sponge?

I want to see what face he makes if he does like a oh,

like when you're putting putting on mascara or something

look it just once

i i think i tweeted this once but i realized at a certain point that when i brushed my teeth i raised my eyebrows

and i was never aware of it and then once i was aware of it i stopped doing it

here you can stop you can stop anytime you want i'm not addicted to it

well we'll be the judge of that i lost my job because I kept raising my eyebrows when I brushed my teeth.

My wife left me.

Look, I think we should take a break.

Speaking of leaving, yeah, we got to take a break.

Yeah, so

God Almighty Kevin can go to his next more important show.

Meanwhile, we don't even know what we're going to do.

No, but we don't.

But we're going to come back and we'll have figured something out and we'll do a three-cher.

I hope we will.

We'll do it on our own because God knows Kevin's not going to help.

Yeah.

All right.

See you.

Bye.

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It's time for a three-hour.

This is the time where we play a fun threechir.

I think a special guest would like to introduce it.

Hi, this is Zulou.

You may remember me from Cradle the Balls, Stroke the Shell.

Now it's time for a three-chir.

choice.

Take it away, gang.

All right.

This is Sly's favorite.

We've recorded that drop.

This was so nice.

This is Sly's favorite game.

It's called French Toast.

We've played it once before.

Yes.

And here's how it works.

It's submitted by Gina Mai Den.

One player is the cluegiver and thinks of something that the other players will guess at.

For example, Mount Rushmore or Ghostbusters or a chocolate bar.

It could be anything in the world.

The rest of the players, in no particular order,

or Mount Rushmore or Ghostbusters.

Yeah.

In no particular order, ask the cluegiver comparative questions in the form of, is it more like X or more like Y?

And the cluegiver must, to the best of their ability, choose the X or the Y that it's more like.

So in the first question of the game, it has to be French toast.

So in all subsequent questions, X is whatever the cluegiver said was more like the answer.

For example, if question one is, is it more like French toast or bass fishing?

And the cluegiver says it's more like bass fishing, the next question must begin with, is it more like bass fishing or blank?

And the game ends when someone offers a guess and guesses correctly.

I got wild horses into this and we had so much fun.

We did it before our show recently and we got addicted.

We loved it.

And there's also a fun skin on it, which maybe we could try another time.

Um,

where you basically think of a celebrity, and then the other people ask

questions like, What's their, what, what food would they be?

What shoe would they be?

What, you know, it's like, and you just kind of start putting together, and it's really, really fun.

Right.

Um, okay, so we'll try that one sometime, but not now.

Not now.

Okay, so who wants to think of the thing?

I will think of the thing.

Okay, when you're ready, tell us.

Yes, let me go into my mind palace.

He's going.

Wow, look at him.

He's getting smaller.

Let's go.

But Larry's getting larger.

Leon.

But Leon's getting larger.

I've only seen that just nine months ago, so I can't remember.

So that guy was so fucking funny.

That guy's so funny.

Johnny.

Okay.

Okay.

Go ahead, buddy.

Is it more like French toast or a flower?

More like a flower.

Is it more like a flower or more like

a car?

More like a flower.

Is it more like a flower or more like an umbrella?

More like an umbrella.

Is it more like an umbrella or more like a jacket?

More like a jacket.

Is it more like a jacket or more like a raincoat?

More like a raincoat.

Is it more like a raincoat or more like a pea coat?

More like a raincoat.

Is it more like a raincoat or more like a wetsuit?

More like a raincoat.

More like a raincoat.

More like a rattle.

Belegged up.

Is it more like belegda?

Is it more like a raincoat or more like a trench coat?

Very slim distinction, I feel like.

Yeah, well, one is used for weather.

I'm going to say more like a trench coat.

It's more like a trench coat or more like a blanket, more like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a three-piece suit?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a sweatshirt?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a privatized

glass, you know, magnifying glass?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a

boa?

Like a fur, a feather boa.

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a?

I'm trying to think of anything else like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat?

Is it like a trench coat?

Touch for the very first time.

Is it more like a

trench coat or more like a

more like a trench coat or more like a bathrobe?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a briefcase?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a smoking jacket?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a blazer?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a house coat?

Um,

more like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a, um, what do you call it?

A tuxedo jacket?

Yeah.

Oh, more like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or more?

Word is ceasing to have meaning.

I know.

More like a

trying to think of any other outerwear.

More like a blazer.

I don't know.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a parka?

More like a trench coat.

I'm just going to rapid fire.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a um a zipper hoodie more like a trench coat is it a trench coat no i wasn't it at that and ended this is it more like a coat or more like is it more like a trench coat or more like a table you know what i mean like are we talking are we in the completely wrong

no you're you're just staying within one narrow groove um okay it is more like a trench coat than a table Okay.

Okay.

Is it more like a trench coat or more like a dress?

More like a trench coat.

Is it more like a trench coat or a jean jacket?

Maybe it's not clothing.

I'm going to say more like a jean jacket.

I think it is.

Okay.

Is it more like a jean jacket or more like a monopoly game?

More like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or like a windbreaker?

More like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or more like blue jean pants?

Given those two, I would say more like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or is it more like

a member's only jacket?

It's more like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or more like a horse?

It's more like a jean jacket.

But it could be like a horse.

I don't think we talk about it.

Is it more like a jean jacket or is it more like a fur coat?

It's more like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or more like

a six-shooter?

Ooh.

More like a jean jacket.

Is it more like a jean jacket or more like chaps?

More like chaps.

Is it more

like chaps

or more like a ball gag?

I beg your pardon.

It's more like chaps.

Which of the things that you own would you say?

I wasn't looking around the room.

Is it more like chaps?

Kaiser Soze.

Or is it more like a suede jacket with fringe?

More like a suede jacket with fringe.

Is it more like a suede jacket with fringe or more like a uh cowboy hat it's a cowboy hat yes

chaps was a great guest then chaps was a great guest wait you get the credit i'm the one who cost it

how'd you get there buddy

i also almost asked if it was more like a hat at one point and i didn't oh i was begging for someone to

well because i thought we decided it was definitely a jacket i thought i would say it was no like a hat and i didn't i know isn't that crazy?

All right, everybody.

We love you so much.

Thank you for listening, as always.

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