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Hey, it's me, Steve Burns, and I'm so glad you're here because you and I go way back, right?

Yeah.

And look at us now.

Like, we're all grown up.

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I mean, it's always been about you.

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Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Welcome to Freedom.

I'm Paul.

I'm Scott.

And today is very special.

Scott, do you want to tell us all about it?

Well, this is our special no chit-chat edition of Freedom.

Normally, when we start an episode of Threedom, everyone will come in at different times and we'll have chit-chat about what's going on with their lives.

Today, we decided to do an experiment where we sat in silence until the episode started.

Does it equal no chemistry or does it equal lots to talk about?

We will see.

Because we sort of consider the chit-chat as a warm-up to doing a podcast because oftentimes we will talk for a while and then we start, we talk like normal human beings.

Then, when we start doing bits, we realize, okay, we're ready.

But sometimes those three minutes of bits are lost to time.

That's true.

And we need them.

Fat.

Bro, it's so good.

But they're bits that involve a lot of gossip.

Yeah, that's true.

Now, I don't know what you guys know right now.

The first five minutes of this show will be very cold.

Like what gossip you have?

Oh, I don't have any.

Well, I have some.

Do you have some gossip?

No, I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

By the way, this is...

We have blind items.

We have blind items.

This is also no chit-chat during the breaks.

What?

Black?

black you can't be bilirious

so how are you guys well

i'm good i'm good

see this is the kind of stuff people normally miss this is gold yeah i don't know what i would be telling you right when i come in

personal stuff personal stuff yeah yeah yeah

so tell us some of of this personal stuff.

What?

Sunny D.

Oh,

Sunny D.

Personal stuff, personal stuff, Sunny D.

Oh, Sunny D.

What?

Purple stuff.

Purple stuff.

Commercial stuff.

Do you remember the commercial?

The little boys are going through the refrigerator.

No.

Purple stuff.

He's like.

Like eggplant.

Milk, purple stuff.

Eggplant.

Grapes.

Purple stuff.

Purple stuff.

I got the purple stuff.

That was the original title for the substance.

Purple stuff?

Yeah.

I still haven't seen that.

Oh, you have to see it.

Let me spoil it all.

Okay.

Are you watching White Lotus?

Let me spoil it all.

Are you watching White Lotus?

I am watching White Lotus.

None of your business what I watch it in the privacy of my own house.

Okay.

Now, see, usually you would talk about this.

I would, but I don't want anyone to know.

Well, see, reality recap.

Yeah, Traders is getting really juicy near the end.

And did you see Carolyn's video making fun of Danielle?

No.

I did not.

But let me say this about that.

Okay.

I'm enjoying this season.

I am glad that, and this is a spoiler.

Well, if you're not caught up, but I mean, come on.

Now it's going to be a week.

It'll be a couple.

Yeah.

It's probably over by then.

If you're discovering traders years from now and you're listening to this episode at the same time, I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

But I was so glad that Carolyn was voted off because

she made me so uncomfortable.

Yeah.

Her energy and twitchiness,

looking around all the time.

like she the fact that she couldn't kind of be still in her own body i wonder if

her made her really uncomfortable no that's what she was like in survival okay i've never seen that um but i like her yeah she's great but danielle someone's got to win danielle's wild over acting is insane i know the fact that people are not yet like i know well she's a lunatic i know

i think they just think she's a lunatic you know what that's good cover it is hard to know when you're on a cast full of reality stars you aren't going to immediately assume someone's acting crazier than they are.

You're just like, they're all nuts.

That's a good point.

Especially if you've never seen Survivor.

Was that what she was on?

No, she was on Big Brother.

Big Brother.

Danielle was.

Yeah.

I've never seen that or Survivor.

Is Big Brother,

we probably talked about this, but they have competition?

What do you think it is?

Just first of all, what do you think?

I always thought, and I actually feel like I saw it though, because I never watched it.

I actually feel like I've seen it more in London the times I've been there over my, over the course of my life.

Over London for so many years.

So my understanding.

Did you ever watch The Living Soap?

No,

that was their real world.

Oh, Living Soap.

The Living Soap.

That's a good name.

What a terrible name.

Oh, I just thought it was great.

The Living Soap.

Would you watch something?

The Living Soap.

The Living Soap.

The Living Soap.

Soap opera.

I'm going to go watch The Living Soap.

Soap opera.

Come on.

Because they call soap opera soap.

Could you imagine watching a show called Hill Street Blues?

I mean, that's dumb titles.

Hill Street Blues.

All titles are dumb.

Why do you have street blues?

You're dumb.

Why do you have street blues?

Why are you on a Hill?

What's going on?

Did that show take place on someplace called Hill Street?

Yeah.

No, it was like the precinct.

No, it was a guy named Hill who had street blues.

It was a thing he dealt with.

Okay, we're warmed up.

I got those street blues.

So,

what I believe Big Brother to be from what I had seen in London was that it was more just a camera that was on and like people were because it was on the camera.

They had it on TV all the time.

You think it's one camera?

I think it's many cameras, but I think that they had a kind of constant.

They had to take turns walking in front of it.

They had a constant stream playing of like almost just like video footage of what was happening.

And whereas in America, it's edited down to one time a week where it would be like an episode where the best, you know, the best of the best happens.

And then maybe

I do believe maybe there's some sort of challenge.

Now, Paul, what do you think it is?

I

believe it's people that are

good.

I mean, he's right so far.

I think it's people.

People, no animals.

People who need animals.

I actually don't think there's ever been an animal.

If anyone can send us a picture of even one animal on an episode, it would be funny if they had like a dog in there.

If a dog could last, they should have a dog.

They vote on the dogs.

Dog's doing confessionals.

You have to hold a treat to get to look at the camera.

So it's people that are confined to this house.

They're eliminated one by one.

They take a vote, I guess, or the audience votes, perhaps.

And

maybe they have to do certain activities.

But I believe the audience votes on who gets.

And how many times is it on per week?

Lauren says one.

Dang.

I guess I thought one too.

You thought one, too.

No, I'm going to say three.

Four.

Well, no, you already

took your shot.

I think it's on every day.

You only have one shot.

We're bidding here.

I'm not throwing away my

shot.

Big brother is on Wednesday week.

Big Brother is on three times a week.

That's a lot.

Is it still on?

It is still on.

Wow.

It's the 25th anniversary.

Is that a CBS joint?

It is.

It's also a Spike Lee joint.

They have joint custody.

Is it a Silver anniversary?

Does Spike Lee have joint custody of his films?

Silver.

This is a good tweet if tweets still existed.

Oh, that would have been such a great tweet.

Do you call it an X when you post on X?

I don't do that.

I X'd earlier.

It definitely sounds perverted.

I re-exed.

You're perverted.

I re-exed your post on X,

and then I X'd my own.

So it's on three times a week, but then it's...

Yeah.

It's also on.

They were looking at me like, I don't know.

I would be surprised.

It's also on continuously.

Also.

24 hours a week.

Again.

Online or on Paramount Plus.

Now, that, I think, is really dicey for those people.

In what manner, dear?

Well, you're not being edited at all, so you got to be careful what you're saying.

Yeah, that's true.

You can't just have a loose casual conversation that you don't want on TV.

No, it was.

I was watching the live feeds for probably one season.

That was season two.

Did you like it?

It was insane because they were all lunatics and all saying things they should not say.

When I get out of here, I'll go to kill a president.

That was a quote.

Get a different voice and everything.

So it is just them hanging out most of the time, but then they're forced to do these competitions in order to win win safety, etc.

And then,

interestingly enough, the first season, the audience voted people out, and they voted out the strongest characters, leaving the most boring people at the end.

Wow.

And which, which is different than in other countries, because in other countries, people

really want the interesting people to stay.

So they vote out boring people.

But here in America, we have like this sense of like justice or fairness.

So if someone was irritated,

they don't, I mean, we believe we do.

With my brother, they were like voting out all the people they felt that didn't deserve the money because they were irritating.

And then it just left the three most boring people in the world.

In the world.

In the world.

That's fascinating.

So then they redid it.

And yet they're boring.

But

that's where the push and pull.

So then they redid it to where the contestants vote people out.

From season two.

Well, that's always better anyway, because it really creates anger and tension amongst the cast.

Yeah.

You come for me, I'll come for you.

We know what I'm saying.

Our own

big brother for fans of freedom, where we are.

We vote up the fans?

Do we live in a room?

We live in one room for what we do this for one week.

Okay.

The Bare Naked Lady special.

We just

sit around.

We're confined to a house for one week with multiple cameras.

We can afford maybe three.

I don't think anything would happen.

One in each of our bathrooms.

Do you think well, we would do you think something would happen?

Do you think we'd eventually like say something crazy or do something crazy?

The only

literature that's allowed is the Bible.

Great.

I don't need to read.

Why don't you read the Bible?

I just don't need to read.

Do you know how many books I have sitting around that I haven't read?

And of course, we have our phones.

No, no.

Well, that's the part that's fascinating about it.

And I have my family with me.

Here's why I think we could do it and not lose our minds.

First of all, it's just a week, right?

Yeah, like I think Celebrity Big Brother is

maybe three weeks, maybe four weeks.

The one or two times they've done it.

They got to push you to the edge.

Secondly, we all know each other already.

Thirdly, we're performers.

So I think we have a sense of how to turn it on and shut it off.

Yeah.

And I think we're used to being

at it.

Look, we're on mic all the fucking time.

So I think we're used to.

Editing ourselves.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

The things I want to say.

Oh, my God.

If I could just look at you.

What about you two?

Oh, my God.

You guys would be crying.

You'd be crying.

But how would the voting work if it was just three of us?

Well, it had to be a secret ballot.

Yeah.

Because I feel like you're going to be able to do it.

Why don't we try to vote each other off right now?

Oh, I don't like it.

Let's just try to vote off and see what happens.

Okay,

in order to win the game.

It's not real.

There's an aspect of it.

We just have to see.

Oh, okay, then no.

Then I don't want to do it.

If you even believe there's an aspect of it that's real, then I don't want to do it.

Here's how the voting works on Big Brother, and we can try it here.

I don't want Scott's feelings to be hurt.

Yeah, we are both going to kick him off.

We go down to two people, and then whoever's voted out votes for the winner.

Huh?

Down to two people.

Okay, sure.

So let's all do our secret ballot.

It's almost like listening would equal me understanding.

It's so close to that.

It's more like I have to listen, then I repeat, then I hear what I said.

So basically,

now I believe it.

You're trying to vote for someone who you hope will vote for you to win.

You're trying to vote out someone who you hope will still vote for you to win.

That's the tricky part about this.

That's tough.

Here's the tricky part.

A big fig newton.

I don't know what that is.

Is that a purple thing?

That was a...

Is that a purple thing?

You know what a Fig Newton is?

I mean, I know what it is, but what is that song?

There were, when I was little, there were commercials.

There were commercials for Fig Newtons that involved a person dressed up as a big fig.

I have to say, like a Fig Newton as a kid was like one of the most disappointing options that could appear.

I had such a love-hate with them because they were good, but it wasn't as good as super processed, you know, cookies.

Sorry, Keebler Elves.

But I still, every once in a while, I'll have a Fig Newton.

I'm like, God damn, this is good.

Oh, I just got a big hankering for some of those Keebler Elf cookies.

EL Fudge.

EL Fudge.

I just got a bunch of Girl Scout cookies.

You know,

I've got some thoughts and issues with the Girl Scout cookie.

It feels like not enough come in the box.

That's a problem.

I beg your pardon.

How much are the boxes now?

$8.

Look, I know the Girl Scouts need it.

How much could they be?

$50?

I think they're somewhere around $4 to $8, but I think it's more like...

Four would be insane.

I think it's eight.

My, okay.

I have a Girl Scout cookie story.

Do you know Kimmy Gatewood?

You know, yes, I bought cookies from her daughter.

Yes, her wonderful daughter, Lottie.

And so we, Jane and I were driving home, and we saw them.

We saw like this big crowd of people, and they had a table set up.

You were like, Amazon, let's go join them.

Yeah.

So we got, we lit our torches.

We said, who are we worried about replacing us?

So we see this.

They have a table set up, and it's Kimmy and her husband, Matt, and

a couple other parents and their kids.

They're selling girls cut cookies.

We're like, let's pull over.

We buy, I'm like, I'm going to buy one of each box to help out.

Oh, boy.

Lottie.

Don't just buy every flame.

I do not help myself.

Yeah.

So

I did that and I said, how much is it?

And then Kimmy told me how much it was a box.

And then I was like, you know, I'm not good with quick math.

Okay.

You're good with slow math.

Here, let's try it.

Let's try something.

Yeah.

Two.

Okay.

Got it.

Locked in.

Plus.

Okay.

Continue.

Zero.

All right.

Minus.

Wait, this is too fast.

Zero.

Okay, so that was the lot.

Well, too fast.

That was a good test.

It kind of showed, it kind of showed how he's being honest.

Yeah.

So I said

to Lottie, is it this much money?

Or like $60 or whatever?

And she went,

sure, it is.

That's exactly what she did.

Really?

And then Kimmy said, no, it's not.

How much was it less?

It was like like you were overdoing it by 20

you were cheap skating her by like 20 bucks no i wasn't

cheap skating she was trying to take advantage of oh you were

more yes i thought it was more

i thought if you're buying every box we're gonna we're looking at 80 here you know i'm like there's a lot of flavors i'm saying however much it was i don't remember the exact amount okay

stop fighting and vote on who you want to kick off yeah let's do it right now

all right here we go go.

I've locked in my vote.

All right, we go to Paul or are you going to go?

No, don't we have to write it down?

Yeah, really, don't.

I can't.

But the idea is, isn't it?

I thought we were doing a secret ballot.

We're just going to say,

yeah, then we have to say.

No, that's not.

Okay, or you want me to say that?

Why do we have to write it down then?

How are we going to know who voted for anyone if someone doesn't say?

Hold on a second.

Dear, let me explain this.

This is my, this is what I thought was going to happen.

Okay.

I thought it was going to go into a hat or something like that.

That's what I think we kind of need to happen.

Like Survivor, when Jeff probes.

Propesed.

Okay.

He reads out the little slips.

Well, who's going to read it?

There's only three of us in the room.

Well,

one of them.

I don't have a hat here.

Do you want to take off your hat?

How dare you?

Why don't you just get some papers and we put them here and

or we each cover our section of this white.

No, then we'll know who it is.

There's no way to do this and we can't do it.

We can't do it without without slips of paper.

You should have paper on this table.

I should always have paper.

Yeah.

And you know what you should not have is snack mix that expired in 2023.

Oh, I was going to reveal this.

I'm sorry.

But that was a little bit of a terrible thing.

I was really waiting for this.

So we might as well switch topics.

Yeah, we got to switch topics.

So this is snack section.

What?

Somebody who should not be named tasted the snack mix recently and told me not to eat it because they said it

tasted very scary to them.

Texted both of us and said, just don't eat it.

Just don't eat it.

Yeah.

And I said, well, what happened?

Did you get sick?

They said it tasted rancid.

I said, okay, I want to check this out myself because I feel that I can help you get rid of this stuff.

You know, I can just be a little frank about it.

Now, like a little wiener.

I'm a little frank.

When I came in, you were really clocking my movements.

We were silent as I came in here.

We were styled.

I was not speaking at all.

It was a combination of styling.

We didn't speak.

I came in.

You were making noises.

Well, I didn't speak, though.

You never said anything about noises.

Well, I laughed at the text.

I walked into the kitchen area here, and I went to look at the date because I thought, well, I can get some intel on this snack mix.

It did expire in October 2023.

The date at this time of recording is February 2025.

So that's pretty significant in terms of eating something.

Why would someone eat something that's in my kitchen?

Because people are, those are snacks that are offered to us.

I don't offer them.

That's true.

That being said, Paul ate the pretzels the other day and did call them stale.

Now, I want to go see what date those expired.

I've eaten the pretzels and they're stale.

I used to, I used to have snacks coming in here all the time.

Yeah, what happened?

It's too expensive.

Dang.

But is it somehow too expensive to throw away the expired ones?

Yes.

Oh, right there they go.

There they go.

Can I guess who this person is who's ratting me out?

Absolutely.

Lisa Gilroy.

No.

No?

No.

Who knows both of you?

Who knows both of you?

Who knows both of you on a texting basis?

Everyone.

Who was in here recently?

Can I just say, okay, the present for 2023, but it was rubbed off.

I couldn't see the month.

It was rubbed off.

So 2023 on those guys.

You ate those the other day.

Someone gave us in England.

No, we got these MMs that are caramel cold brew.

They did expire.

Oh, we got those in England?

January.

Someone gave them to us for us to taste them on the season.

They just expired.

So that's the most recent season.

If anyone wants to eat this, it's now or never.

No.

Okay, now these Swedish fish.

Do you want to take a guess?

Yeah, 2019.

These are only like

2024.

November 2023.

Wow.

Ouch.

That's going to hurt your teeth.

It's a good year for us.

And then these are from Christmas, so I am going to throw them out because we could just assume that's over.

I am going to throw out these MMs.

I don't want anyone to get sick.

I think things that are made with a lot of preservatives.

It's a disgusting flavor.

Yeah, but you know, if it's made with a lot of preservatives, your thought is it should last a long time.

But once it hits that expiration, that means they were given a pretty far window out of the way.

I'm going to counterpoint.

So you have nothing in the future.

I don't think candy ever expires.

That's that's that's interesting.

So those are those MOs were probably made in 2016.

Probably.

Who knows?

Why did someone give them to me just a few months ago then?

They weren't expired.

You had time.

You had time.

Yeah, I didn't have time on these.

Do you want me?

By the way, Lauren, you're so off mic right now.

Lauren, you're so cold.

Don't throw away the coffee.

I'm old.

This is literally what I do.

This is literally what I do when I go home for at my parents' house.

Do you know how many people?

Oh, Sane.

We do that.

I do that at my mother-in-law's house.

It's honestly shocking because, like, I go, I do it all the time, and yet somehow something from 2019 will still be in there.

And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, how did that get in there?

How old was the coffee?

2024.

No, 2024.

It was March 2024.

Okay, well,

let me explain the coffee.

Get new coffee.

Let me explain the coffee.

Let me explain this coffee.

I got it then, probably at the end of 2023.

because one person who was a guest here, it's always musicians.

Yeah.

They ask for a coffee when it's like 2 p.m.

Yeah.

So I had to run upstairs, do all this gobbly gook of going upstairs into my own kitchen and doing all this stuff.

So if I was like, you know what, I'm going to buy a thing of coffee.

Three people have asked for coffee in the ensuing.

But they don't want to do an old one.

See, here's.

I'm not going to go buying a new coffee argument every year and a half.

My family.

When my parents get defensive about an item that I want to throw out, I say, you've had it for six years and you didn't want it at all.

I don't want it at all.

Let me just say, you didn't want it during that time.

So if you want it again, you can buy it again.

That's okay.

I don't want you to eat an old thing.

I don't want any of it.

This is for your benefit.

And you complain every time you're here.

Because I want a fresh start and I'm very grateful for you.

Bring your own shit.

I'll bring you something to put out there.

I'm going to bring a bag of little bags of chips.

Okay.

Okay.

I would love that.

I'll donate that.

I bet you would.

I'll donate that.

I would love it.

You fucking would.

I will donate that.

Let me continue to guess who this is.

Drew Tarver was just here.

No.

Are we going to tell him when if he does guess it?

No.

Okay.

Why?

No, if he does guess it, we'll tell him.

Okay.

But he's not going to guess.

Mr.

Kilroy complained about the water the other day.

Well, what's going on with that?

It's filtered and it's good.

I don't think so.

Was that the sound of it?

If someone has to comment on it,

let me guess who else.

Let's see.

Who else has been here?

Oh my god, he's going through his contacts.

No,

you don't know both of them.

Who?

You don't know both of them.

I don't know both of them.

What does that mean?

George and Alana Hamilton?

Ah, God, who could this be?

So the Fig Newton commercial.

Christian?

No.

No.

Yeah, he's not rude enough.

He featured.

He would look out for my best interest, though.

Guy wearing a giant fig costume, and then he would sing this song.

Why don't you just tell me who it is?

Why don't you just tell me who it is?

What's that from?

Seinfeld.

Yeah.

Why don't you just say the name of the movie you're about to see?

Honestly, so funny.

That was so funny.

I don't know.

He pretends to be.

He's pretends to be a movie phone.

Like when you call, he'd be like, hello, and welcome to the movie.

It was crazy.

Like, somehow they think his number is.

Yeah, yeah.

So he just goes with it and he has the paper.

He's got the paper.

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie?

They're typing in the letters on the keypad.

And he's like trying to guess which one it is.

Is this like,

what season is this from?

Season one.

season one

it was

Chronicles.

It was a pilot.

Can you imagine

a pilot to your show?

I forgot that that's what it was called.

Didn't the parents like live in bed like Willy Wonka?

I have this memory of the parents sitting in a bed in his apartment, guys.

We have to take a break.

Silence, we have to take a break.

Silence, silence, season.

School season.

School season, little boys and girls.

But you know what's not on the syllabus this year?

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And who is this?

Sean?

No.

You're never going to get it.

Never going to get it.

Never going to get it.

Never going to get it.

Never going to get it.

Never going to get it.

Never got to get it.

Never got to get it.

Riffin?

Connor?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're getting further and further away.

I know.

It's someone real close to home, baby.

Oh, Kulop?

No, that's too close to home.

I think she would throw it out.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, what do you think Kulop would say if I told her?

She's the one who orders this stuff.

She ordered it two years ago.

Has she thought of it?

Why did she stop?

Well, that's the question.

Because it never got eaten.

Why did she?

And by the way, the Swedish fish of it all, why is that in the package of candy?

No one likes it.

Why is that?

Why is the Swedish fish in the package of candy?

You know, because it's one of these like multi-big boxes of like, oh, there's...

10 of this type, 10 of this type, 10 of this type.

I like a Swedish fish on occasion.

Well, then why didn't you eat them all?

You've been here forever.

Because the occasion has not arisen.

I'm actually really excited for this reset.

It feels really good.

I, you know, I've never thought that the stuff would be that old.

Well, let me tell you something.

Okay, I didn't buy this stuff.

It's a giant thing.

Yeah, it's like a, what do you call it?

Like a giant tub of pretzels, right?

With a cap on it.

Yeah.

I didn't buy it.

Obviously, when it was bought, it was fresh.

Of course.

Obviously, no one cared enough to eat it.

It's not something I would eat.

Right.

No one cared enough to eat it.

Not a good pick.

Not a good pick.

Yeah.

So it actually gives us somewhere to start.

So the tether box was

eating it.

Tavern, bar, tavern, snack mechs.

That's what it's called or whatever.

But no one cared enough to ever eat it until this

lunatic must have been starving, came over and ate pieces of barf that were hard.

Eight hardened barf pieces.

But see, this person

looked out for me.

I would say this person should come a year ago and have it, have more of it.

So I go, oh, a year ago.

It would still be expired.

Okay, two years ago.

That's so true.

So true, Bestie.

Isn't that wild?

Oh, man.

I do love to, when I'm organizing my cabinets, I love to find things that are expired because then they just go, oh, no, that's just done.

I don't have to question whether I still want this.

It's so, I, it's secretly, weirdly fun.

No, it's like an LCD thing.

It's like, oh, I love to clear out my parents.

But to announce the

dates.

And I go, this one, this is lasagna noodles from when I was in high school.

These noodles were purchased the year I graduated high school.

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

This is someone who was over here for Alimony Tony, wasn't it?

No.

No?

Oh, wow.

I love how you can't guess.

It's really fun.

It does make me feel very powerful.

Who could it have been?

No one.

Who could it have been now?

Who could it have been now?

You'll never know.

Who do I bar from entering this place ever again?

You'd have a hard time.

Because they stirred up trouble about a thing you don't care about.

Yes.

I'm going to say, before the end of the episode, you have five more guesses.

Five more guesses.

Make it good.

Make it good.

All right.

I'm really going to check to see who's been here.

You're really going to check.

recently.

Do you want to continue your Fig Newton story?

I really do.

Okay, great.

So he's singing a song about Fig Newtons.

And then when he gets to the climax of the song, he says,

there's like a, he goes, oh, big fig newton.

And then it's, it's like getting into the big finish.

And he goes, here's the tricky part.

And he does some sort of move that's supposed to be the tricky part.

And was it?

Not really.

I guess if you were in that costume, it would be trickier.

Yeah.

This is Aaron Whitehead.

No.

No.

She was someone in college town, though.

Aaron would never eat that.

No one who's here for College Town?

Someone who is here for College Town.

That's fair to say.

So it's either Brett.

Who?

Brett Morris.

Brett Morris.

Right.

Or.

It was Brett Morris.

Or who?

Or it wouldn't be Seth.

No.

Because Seth wouldn't text either of you.

That's probably true.

And it was Sean and Ellie who were over here, but I don't know who the second guests were.

So I'm going to say Brett.

Scott?

That is correct.

That is correct.

Brett.

Brett.

You're fired.

Did it.

Brett.

Brett.

Brett did it.

Brett.

Brett.

It's Brett Summer.

Brett's using my studio.

Bring your own fucking snacks.

He must have gotten a little hungry.

So what if you're cast out of your own home?

Yeah.

Because of a natural disaster

caused by mankind's grief.

And you come into this nice room and see a couple fresh-looking jars of snacks that have barely been touched.

Let me counter this.

The jars should decay at the same rate of the snacks.

Ah, that is sound.

So that when you look at the jar, it's not a nice, fresh-looking jar with old snacks in it.

The jar should look crusty and musty.

I wish I could disagree, but that is sound.

That makes sense.

I'm going to bring a little snack replenishment for you the next time we come.

How little?

Because if it's little, then they'll be gone by the next time.

It's a test.

Because you had those for years and they didn't.

That's the stuff no one likes.

So I'm saying, why do you wait?

Why is there even an offer of stuff that nobody likes?

Yeah.

Why is it the biggest item?

Because this is culling the wheat from the chaff.

You're figuring out what people don't like.

No one likes that snack mix other than bread, I guess.

He doesn't like that.

He's desperate.

He doesn't like it.

I almost ate that snack mix last week.

Well, you didn't.

I could have easily have brought myself to eat that.

Because you were like, I'm so hungry.

I'm not even going to eat this.

Because it's terrible.

Who likes snack mix?

Snackers.

You don't really want generic snack mix kind of across the board.

I want a brand

name associated.

A check.

Trek.

Ideally, Trek's or gargettos.

Gargetto snack mix.

You're sounding like the old lady that I lived with.

You're bad.

Yes.

Cool up.

The one who hid the sodas from you?

Yes.

Or maybe I'm sounding like her.

Violet.

No, you are.

Violet.

I'm sounding like you're sounding like yes where it was like hey take whatever you want and then people like eat it all up too quickly to where i can't keep up with it and and then she's like nobody ate the bar tavern mix keep up with it i'm here once a week and i watched the stuff dwindle just the same as you did so you could have kept up with it Yeah, but I'm never eating it.

So I don't care.

You need to ask.

That's really what it's about.

So don't pretend.

It's like

what I'm saying is, I don't care enough to ever check on, like, it's not part of my duties around the house to be checking on our oh what are the snack levels for everyone see how interesting that is it's a woman's task it's a woman's task it's a woman's task you're so sexist i obviously

women bleed i obviously if i if this was my space i'd be all up on that I'd be like, oh, we got to get the new snacks.

Oh, the snacks are low.

Snacks are low.

Who are you snapping at?

Yourself?

Cool up.

Order some more.

This is what it comes down to.

There should be a weekly, there should be a truck that backs itself up.

Yeah, just send it down the stairs.

Doot.

Yeah.

Doot.

And they just like, they can even throw it down the stairs

where it lands at the doorstep here.

That's fine.

Here's what you should have

is a little

sort of gutter, a snack gutter.

Sure.

Yeah.

Or a shoot.

Like a Rube Goldberg situation or peewee, sort of like where it kind of,

according to you.

Some fool.

Just a rube.

What made you think that she didn't know what she was talking about?

I'm just, no, I'm just wondering.

Who is he to me?

Yeah.

My grandfather.

You're one of the Goldbergs.

Explain Rube Goldberg?

Yeah.

Like, what's the machine, the Rube Goldberg machine?

No, who the man is?

Explain who Rube Goldberg is.

What is this, gotcha?

This is so weird.

Because she used a phrase that I know she doesn't know what it means.

But it's, I do know what it means.

It's one of those machines where there's a kick, kick, like a domino effect of like all these different things.

Like a mousetrap.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She knows what it means.

But so I don't know what it means because I don't know his history.

Because you said it in such a manner that it was like, Rube is like very unsure that you're even getting.

He's not unsure.

I disagree.

You're trying now.

You're mad because your 2023 shit got called out

and you're trying to say, I don't know what I'm talking about.

You're trying to deflect and make it seem like

first you're coming after her, and then I know you're coming after her.

I know.

So you got to protect me.

Thank you.

And that's the thing.

Let's vote.

No.

Let's vote right now.

Now it's voting season.

Okay.

Now it's voting season.

Scott, how do you vote?

I vote for Lauren.

Lauren, how do you vote for Laura?

I vote for Scott.

All right.

Pauline, obviously.

I vote for Scott.

Yes.

All right.

I have to vote for you.

Yay!

I'm obviously not voting for Lauren.

I celebrated too soon.

Why would I vote for you?

No, I really hate.

I regret.

Wait, wait, wait, stop.

Make your case.

I really regret voting you out.

because

now it feels really weird without you as part of it.

You did provide like a sort of antagonistic balance that we needed.

Also, I feel like I need to learn from you who Rube Goldberg was.

And now that you're gone, I'll never be able to learn this.

I obviously was speaking without any knowledge behind what I was saying.

I was talking out of my ass when I said that you could have a machine that was like a Rube Goldberg or a Pee Wee Herman machine.

I didn't know what I was talking about.

I was a child saying childish things.

And I really wish you would come back or vote for me to stay.

Can I do my confessional?

Yeah, do it.

Confession.

Confessional.

For you, Usher.

Confessional.

Oh, it's not really a confessional.

It's a speech that you give to the.

Anyway, go ahead.

He's so, he's so fucking annoyed.

I regret.

Confessional is a

private room.

Yeah, that's what I want.

I want to be in a private room.

I'm not even looking at you.

They should have a private room and also a champagne room.

Yeah.

On reality shows.

Would you like to go to the champagne room?

10% of your winnings.

I regret my decision to vote out Scott.

He was my best friend on the show, but I felt like, you know, I had to go with the decision that was going to protect me.

Yeah.

And so in the end.

Why would it have protected you?

Because I voted for Lauren.

You could have voted for Lauren easily.

I could have.

And it could have been between us.

Right.

But then you.

And you would have won because she would have voted for you to win.

Yeah.

Right.

But then you voted for me to win.

This doesn't make me want to vote for you.

But you already did.

No, I didn't.

But you said you're not voting for Lauren.

This was me just talking out loud.

Wait a second.

What?

This is not a Faita Complete.

I retract my confessional.

Wait a second.

What?

What are you looking at your phone for?

It's really important.

What is a Faita Complete to you?

Oh, he doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

And who was she?

And talk about her history.

Her.

Hello, I'm Feta Complete.

And I'm Rube Goldberg.

I just had to look up Rube Goldberg, by the way.

I'm sure you do.

He's a cartoonist.

They should host a show together.

He's a cartoonist.

Yeah.

Now, why was it named after him?

Did he make those in a cartoon?

He drew a drawing cartoon.

Yeah, yeah.

But so.

Imagine how sick he must have been.

What a

twisted mind.

From the twisted mind of Rube Goldberg.

I want to figure out a way to wake up, but it's got to evolve a bird, a bowling ball, a bunch of boxing gloves.

So he wasn't really making anything of those practically.

I'd like to think that he would draw them after he made them.

Yeah.

He would draw them.

He made sure it worked, and then he said, no, I can't.

How else would he know what they look like?

Yeah, exactly.

How else would he know that it worked?

How else would he know what a Rube Goldberg machine was?

Do you think he liked when it was named after him?

And also, wouldn't he call it the domino effect?

Not the Rube Goldberg machine?

No.

Effect.

That was named after Stephen Domino.

And dominoes were named after him, or he was named after Domino.

No, they were two separate things, and then they named the dominoes after him.

What kind of snacks are you getting me?

It's not for you, it's for everybody else

to make up for these at least two years

of devastation.

Here's what we should do: we should get snacks, we should put him in a CVS lockbox that Scott can't get into it.

How could I not get into it anyway?

No, because it's going to have a lockbox, and on top it'll say, text Paul or Lauren for the code.

Yeah, and then you can get the code for us.

What happens if you guys are busy?

They don't get to.

We'll never be too busy for that.

Okay, I'd like to see you do this.

I'd like to see me do it too, but I don't know how to get a lockbox.

Yeah, you're not good with a follow-through.

That's not true.

Throwing shade, I see.

Bitter recriminations.

It'll be a lot, but it'll happen.

We can figure out the lockbox.

We'll look into that on the phone.

Really, it's just like if you get a clear box with a padlock and then you give the combination to people.

Okay.

It's got to be clear, though, to avoid it.

Because they want to see this next.

Of course, yes.

the snacks.

When I see those razor blades, I'm like, oh, what are you going to deliver?

And on top of it, they'll say none are expired.

We will keep on top of that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you guys coming over here every week, you'll keep on top of the snacks.

Every week?

Every year.

Yeah, every week.

You're only doing

a year of these snacks last a year.

Yeah.

That's what makes it even more egregious: is that these things are packed with preservatives and you still let them expire.

They almost became like a lamp at this point.

Brett would would have just inspired the kitchen.

Yeah.

Brett could have died.

What did he almost die?

What was more unsafe for him?

The fire coming so close to his house or eating that snack?

I think you know the answer.

I think the irony of the

snack max killing him after that would have been too much for him.

Max calling him.

If the snack max killed him after he escaped the fire,

that would have been insane.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so,

you know, we're all going to get there.

Imagine

he stopped eating it instantly because it was so rancid.

Should we smell it?

Rancid.

Should we smell it?

Toss it in the garbage.

I'm not going to go smell it.

The garbage you're speaking of is an office garbage that basically houses paper, typically, except for when all the snacks get put into it.

And someone dumps their coffee into it as well.

The coffee.

Because the coffee's exposed.

Yeah, because this tastes like apples.

No, I mean they're coffee

coffee.

Pouches?

Those little things I threw out.

Oh, yeah.

They're K-cups.

That's disgusting.

K-cups.

What's disgusting about a K-cup?

A K-cup sounds like a diaphragm to me.

Yeah, it does sound very open.

Could you use one as a diaphragm, do you think?

Probably.

Coffee would probably absorb that.

It's like a female condom.

Yeah, yeah.

I think coffee would absorb anything pretty well.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it would smell great and refresh any pH issues.

So anyone going down there would be like, oh, it smells like

a nice morning breakfast.

Well, I'm certainly awake.

This smells like a nice morning breakfast.

Hmm.

This is appetizing.

Oh, I love a nice morning breakfast.

I really do.

Yeah.

Out of all the things you can eat in the morning, breakfast to you.

Breakfast to you.

And breakfast to you back.

Well, wonderful.

We have a great new system.

I'm really glad that this got sorted.

And

at the very least, do you think that the

do you think I could coax the combination out of someone who asks for it?

That's a problem that you'll face with them.

You can battle anybody.

The problem they will face with us is there will be a penalty.

Because we'll have to buy a new padlock.

So we'll have to pay for the new padlock.

Yes.

You can

change the code on.

You don't have to buy a new padlock every time.

No way it's a powerful thing.

That's what we're going to do.

The fee is $20.

Because the person who portrays the code has to wear the padlock around their neck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like Flava Flav wearing a clock.

Or like Jacob Marley forging the chains he wore in life.

That's right.

Flava Flav is kind of the new Jacob.

Wearing the chains he forged in life.

Well, the thing about Flava Flavlav.

He is on his way.

He always shows

up to you.

He's just covered with clocks.

They all say the past time, the present time, and the future time.

Yeah, exactly.

Kind of works out.

Which every clock does, I guess.

Well, yeah, right now it's always a time that it was before and will be again.

That's so true.

Isn't that interesting?

What if time just kept going?

Like we didn't come back to like after 12 hours or 24 and military time.

You're saying what if it keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping into the future?

Yeah, but you know what I mean?

Like it just from the time people started collecting time, it just like kept going up, up, up, up.

We'd be in the billions at this point.

Like it's a billion o'clock.

I'll meet you at 1,370.

I'm just saying if we have to keep adding hours, yeah, you know what I mean?

It's just like

at

12.59, it then went to 13.

And then it went to 14, then 15, then 16, then 17, then 18.

And then it just kept going and going and going and going.

And it was good because you never would fuck up like, what day was he talking about or whatever?

Because it would be like, oh, no, $7,859.

This is so ridiculous.

I feel like you've been saving it.

No.

Yeah.

I just thought of it.

You've never thought of it.

Okay,

this is the wildest thing I've ever thought of.

This isn't the wildest thing.

Someone's going to pull up an old clip of you saying this.

No.

Because it just feels so you.

It honestly does feel so you.

Guys, I feel like you guys are against me here.

No, we love you.

No, I just voted you off.

I still haven't voted for who I'm going to vote to win the show.

Shit, that's right.

Who do you think it should be?

I think I'll save it till the end.

Damn it.

That makes sense.

That's a good idea.

That's a good idea.

That's a good idea.

Why should I vote for you?

At this point, you guys have just made me feel really low.

Do you have the blues?

I have the blues.

Do the Hill Street Blues?

The blues are calling.

Toss salad.

Isn't that interesting that that song,

the person wrote it, Toss Salad and Scrambled Eggs, about a brain?

Yeah.

What?

Isn't that crazy?

It's about his patients.

They're fucking nuts.

Toss salad and scrambled eggs.

That's their brains.

That's their brains.

What?

Yes.

What?

Because he is a radio psychologist.

So maybe I hear the blues are calling, toss salad and scrambled eggs.

Yeah, he's singing about his chest.

And maybe I seem a bit confused, but baby, I got you pegged.

But I just don't know what to do with those salads and scrambled eggs.

Okay, I got you pegged like you're bipolar.

You mean only one thing?

You have bipolar disorder.

Imagine if you all.

What if you went to a psychiatrist and said, I know exactly what's wrong with you?

You're crazy.

Baby, I got you pegged.

But I don't know what to do with your crazy brain.

If they said I got you pegged, I would be like, oh, no, I know what that means.

Because because of the song means oh i thought maybe it would mean you're getting pegged

well if if they were saying if they were pegging me and they were saying i got you pegged i would already know

i'd be like yeah

clearly

all right we have to take a break by the way

someone has to pick our three turns to take a break and by the way by the way someone has to pick our three turn not mention what it is to us because this is the no chit chat version

all right so paul you're gonna do it because we can't talk until we come back yes the person who hates it the most absolutely Okay, here we go.

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And we're back, and this is exciting because Lauren and I don't know

what's going to happen.

I will say Paul broke the silence rule by singing the Fraser theme song while he was chitching.

That's not chit-chat.

It's not chit-chat, but.

And it's something that has already been said in the room.

If it didn't break the rules, it certainly bent them.

It's been said.

Yes, we talked about it.

So it's not like new...

I wasn't trying to communicate anything secretly.

Okay.

Like, it's not like I sang the history theme.

You can tell we're upset.

Obviously, I'm upset.

Oh, are you guys triggered?

Oh, shit.

Triggered, Snowflake?

Mine special, I sing the Fraser theme song

for a half hour.

All right, Paul, what is this?

First of all,

what is a three character?

We haven't covered

it.

It's a pastero.

All right.

We have a pastero.

This is

submitted by Katie Male or Malay.

Is it M-A-L-E?

It is.

Okay, I like this.

But there's no accent algo or accent grav.

This is called What Are They Known For?

What Are They Known For?

One person names a celebrity and pulls up their IMDB page.

Whoa.

Wow.

The other two have to name the four projects/slash credits that IMD I am debilis.

I'm the bliss IMDB lists in their known for section.

Whoa.

That's hard.

Boy.

That's hard.

That's horror.

That's horror.

Well, we'll see.

That's horror.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

So I have my IMDb app open right now.

That's so cool.

You have it on an app.

Yeah.

Why are you looking up people on IMDb so much that you got you downloaded the app?

I'm actually not logged into my pro.

You have pro?

Yeah.

You guys are fucking cool.

Why are you looking up IMDb?

You sound like Rube.

Goldberg.

Machine.

For those of you who don't know.

Rube Goldberg was a cartoonist.

IMDb Pro.

What are the features you get?

Because I know you can contact someone's agent.

That's well, here, there's a lot of shit.

You upload pictures.

If you delete IMDb Pro, they go away.

Anything you've uploaded.

So you have to keep a continuous subscription to keep these pictures on the site.

Yes.

This is bullshit.

You can actually select what you're known for.

You can select

what comes up as the top four things on your page.

It's strange that someone would do that.

Would why?

Would why?

Well, because sometimes it selects really random things.

Yeah, because

I just added one thing on that.

No, that's not really what I'm known for.

I can imagine it's like if you were in something really popular, but you only had one line, it'll be like, you're known for this because it's the most popular.

I do have little sparkles on.

Why even sparkles on?

I don't know.

I just did.

It's gorgeous.

Thanks.

Yes, it is gorgeous.

Anyway, so some of these actors may have adjusted what they're known for, but not all.

Probably most not.

Probably most not.

And you also can

see who people are represented by, which is sometimes important or helpful when you're working on it.

We had one account when we were booking a lot of TV shows because we would constantly have to be reaching out to people

um

and then i'm trying to think of anything else you get out of it you can add um

details you can correct things you oh and if you get an if you if you work a job you can add your the credit like so it's especially helpful if you're like newer and it's i think you've not certain it's going to be added and i think you can do that just on imdb because one thing i noticed was shows i would work on people

would say they were in it a lot of times when they weren't they probably had accounts Yeah.

No, I don't think, I think you can petition IMDb and say, like, I was in this.

Maybe.

And then until someone corrects it, it just lays up there.

Possibly.

Possibly.

Okay, so let's start.

So I think for this to work, you have to pick somebody that like is relatively well known.

It's not obvious.

Yes.

What they've been in.

All right.

Should I pick first?

Yeah, yeah.

Nicole Kidman.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

Look her up.

I'm looking her up.

And you're looking her up?

I thought I was supposed to look her up.

And we guess.

And you guess.

Isn't that true?

Yes.

It is now.

It is now.

Sure.

Nicole can make it.

How many did you want it to be?

What did the instructions say?

No, I thought the instruction.

I think the instructions said the same person who.

I don't know.

Okay.

It doesn't matter.

All right.

This is fine.

I just didn't know who was going first, I guess.

I'm going to guess.

I'm going to make a guess.

Eyes wide shut.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I need to go to her page.

This is a hard thing for two people to guess on because.

No, it's helpful because I can't think of a lot of things.

So we're a team, essentially.

Yeah.

All right.

Eyes wide shut.

Eyes wide shut is a good one.

Okay.

I'm going to.

What are your guesses?

I just told you one of them.

Eyes wide shut.

Did you say something before then?

Honey.

Okay, but then maybe some of the newer stuff.

Like she's big little lies.

I was just thinking big little lies.

I think baby girl's probably too soon.

Yeah.

And what was the one with Zach Afron?

Oh, what the fuck was that?

What was the one Zach Afron?

Who was the one with Zach Afron?

What was that?

I watched it.

You don't even know.

I don't remember.

But it was very popular.

True that.

Do you think there's a weird one like Days of Thunder on there?

No, but like something.

Oh, like The Lion or like Lioness.

Lioness.

Lion.

That movie.

Was that about where she adopted like a kid?

And

That doesn't ring any bells to me at all.

All right, so what have we got?

Eyes wide shut, big little eyes.

Big little eyes.

Let's just say baby girl.

Let's say that.

Because we don't have another one.

Okay.

And

you can't even.

No, she's in 5,000 things.

It's just.

Don't, don't, don't.

You're the one looking at the page.

It's much easier when you're on that side of things.

I feel strongly about thunder.

Games are

easier, yeah, when the person asking the questions, who has the answers.

I feel strongly about Days of Thunder for something.

Okay, say it.

All right, Days of Thunder.

Yeah.

Do you want me to say how many you got correct?

Yeah.

You got

zero correct.

Okay, what was it?

Mulan Rouge, which I swear you said Moulin Rouge, but forgot.

Mulan Rouge, The Hours.

Sure.

Yeah.

Check this out.

Rabbit Hole.

Oh, that was random.

And Dogville.

What the hell's that?

Dogville.

Is that something that's not?

Was that on Lars von Trier?

I think so, yeah.

Where they had like taped down, like Les Nessman style to indicate a ruin

style.

So we're doing like the top four things they're known for.

Well,

whatever it says under known for.

Yeah.

Yeah, but that keeps going on in this one person's page I'm looking at.

There's like a lot.

Okay.

So did you pick someone?

I did, but I'm saying.

Oh, it becomes not known for.

I see.

I see.

There's only four that they're known for, and then it moves into actress category.

Okay.

Okay.

So the person is Amy Adams.

Amy Adams.

So I'm going to say the master.

You're saying the master.

What's the one where she enchanted?

I'm going to say

enchanted.

Night of the Museum 2.

I would say the arrival before.

Oh, arrival.

Or arrival, yeah.

You can get one more.

Do you want to say Night of the Museum 2?

Okay, Knight of the Museum 2.

Okay.

Read them.

Yeah.

The Master.

Enchanted.

Arrival.

Knight night at museum two you got two out of four whoa which ones do we get correct you got arrival and enchanted

she also is known for the fighter and american hustle the oh the fighter and american i to be honest i forgot she was in american hustle or the fighter oh no she's good yeah i like her and the fighter interesting interesting amy adams

okay so that kind of is interesting because those

are older i know junebug is so good but people don't remember it It's a good movie.

I remembered it.

Who's the next set?

You're not a person.

Oh, that's true.

All right.

So Paul is picking.

Yes, I'm going to say

the Tooch.

Stanley Tucci.

Stanley Tucci.

I'm going to say Big Night.

I'm going to say Julie and Julia.

Julie and Julia.

I'm going to say

Devil Wars Prada.

We both say that one.

And then

I'll let you have the last if you want.

Otherwise, I'll just try to think of another thing.

I'm not sure.

I'll say Conclave just because it's on people's minds and getting good reviews.

I feel like these are dictated by star,

like

these ones have

on Nicole Kidman that I'm looking at, they're all like within the seven to eight range of stars, whatever those are.

Anyway, those are our four: Big Night, Julie and Julia, Devil Wears Prada, and Conclave.

You got one correct.

Shit, I bet it was Devil Wears Prada.

Big Night.

Big Night.

Big Night is also known for Spotlight.

Oh, yeah.

The Lovely Bones.

Oh, that movie was crazy.

Those bones.

And of course,

Captain America, the first Avenger.

What?

Who remembers it?

Who grated R.

So what are the

what are these based on, I wonder?

I don't know.

Reviews mixed with.

Okay.

I'm going to pick someone.

That's why I'm telling you it might be

a bit random because sometimes they pick things that are really weird.

So random.

And sometimes people adjust it themselves.

Okay.

I'm here.

I got it.

Do you think Stanley Chucci was like, I got to put Captain America in the top four?

Yeah, that's why I think

he did not.

Is he proud of that?

I think he's very proud of it.

He's probably getting tons of residuals.

I think most of his Search for Italy show is him talking about Captain America.

All right, I have someone.

Ryan Gosling.

Barbie.

Barbie.

Drive.

Murder by Numbers.

Is that what it was?

Barbie Drive.

Mickey Mouse thumb.

Barbie and Drive for sure.

Okay.

Notebook.

The notebook.

The notebook.

Ryan Gosling.

And

shit.

What was the.

There's another one that's like.

oh La La Land?

Yeah, La La Land.

All right.

Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

You can change them.

I feel good about that.

Your guesses are Barbie, Drive, the Notebook, and La La Land.

Yeah.

I

am here to tell you you got two correct.

Do you want to guess which two you got correct?

Barbie and drive.

You got one correct.

Barbie.

No.

What?

Not known for Barbie.

Drive and the notebook.

No.

You got one correct.

Drive and La La Land are correct.

Okay.

The other two are Blue Valentine.

Oh, yeah.

I thought of that and I was like, absolutely.

It couldn't be.

No.

And then Lars and the Real Girl.

What?

Oh, my God.

He changed that.

Like, how is Barbie not

on

that list?

He's like, I just like that one.

All right.

What do you got, Lauren?

Okay, this is the movie Barbie.

You know who's in it?

The guy from Lars and the Real Girl.

Uh, let me see here.

Okay, let me just check out this page and see if I feel good about it.

Okay, check out this page and see if you feel good about it.

Okay, Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt, Bradley Pittford.

I'm gonna go with Once Upon a Time in Los Angeles.

It's Hollywood, dear, Hollywood.

I'm gonna go with Inglorious Bass Turds.

Turds.

How about

gosh, so many things over the course of a you know what I bet you in there?

Thelma and Louise.

You want to say Thelma?

Yeah.

Okay.

You want to say Louise?

We'll get too right.

I'm going to say

I'm going to say Legends of the Fall.

Wow, nice.

How many did we get right?

List them again.

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Hollywood, Inglorious Bastards, Thelma and Louise, and Legends of the Fall.

You got zero.

Zero.

That's the least amount.

Negative one, I guess.

How would that work?

Do you want to try guessing?

Or we didn't even guess movies.

Say movie that somebody else is in?

Okay, okay.

So if it's not those, let's guess again.

Okay.

Oh, this is a new ringleader game.

New England game.

Interview with a vampire.

Okay, vampire.

I'm going to say,

I'm going to say,

weirdly enough, what he won the Oscar for the first time,

seven years of slave.

How many years of slave was it?

12?

That's too many.

You want an Oscar for that?

For producing?

Yeah.

And you think he's known for that?

I don't know.

I mean, I would imagine whatever algorithm is in here to make these things stars.

Rare,

like, whether it be awards and reviews or what have you.

Like I bet the fact that he's listed on there.

I'm going to say cool world.

It's more of a Gabriel Byrne.

I'm going to say

I'm going to say seven.

Sister.

Sisvenen.

Say it again.

Seven.

Okay.

Interview with a vampire, 12 years a slave, cool world, and seven.

None.

None.

Tell us.

You get to guess one more.

No, I don't know.

One more, one more, one more.

One more.

One more.

One more movie?

One more big movie.

One more big movie.

Just come on.

13 monkeys.

12 monkeys.

14 monkeys.

Yes, 12 monkeys is on the movie.

12 monkeys on there.

Jesus.

Here's what's listed.

Zombie.

World War Z.

No.

Fight Club.

Oh, yeah.

Mr.

and Mrs.

Smith.

Yeah.

12 monkeys and money ball.

Money ball.

It's so weird.

How random.

Okay, Paul, who is your person?

Janie.

She's my person.

I feel like she's my person.

Yeah.

We're going with Samuel L.

Jackson.

Okay.

Okay.

Snakes on a plane.

Okay.

Pulp fiction.

Okay.

Those are your two?

Yeah.

I'm going to say the Avengers.

Do I need to be more specific?

about which Avengers?

You can be.

Okay, I'm just going to say the Avengers, and then I'll say

Attack of the Clones.

It took me a real moment to remember what that was.

Never forget Attack of the Clones.

You got one.

Can we guess which one?

Yes.

Okay, I'm going to guess pulp fiction.

Me too.

Correct.

Okay, so.

What else is it?

No, no, no.

Oh, I thought we could only keep guessing if we only get zero.

That would be one way to do it.

I'm saying it would be fun to now guess.

That's also my way.

That was my way out.

Okay, what else has he been in?

Let me think.

How about

the

how about that?

Captain Marvel.

Okay.

I have to think of more movies, you see.

You do.

And that's hard sometimes for me.

I'm going to guess Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Okay.

You can guess one more.

Long Kiss Good Night.

Okay.

So

our four are Long Kiss Good Night, Pulp Fiction, Captain Marvel, and Die Hard with a Vengeance.

You know, I have two.

Ooh.

Is the second one

Captain Marvel?

Yes, it is.

Whoa,

okay.

Two more.

Did you guess?

Was he an Iron Man?

He was at the very, very

guess that's not one of them.

This is

a good technique.

I like this.

Oh, hey, Lauren.

Was he in the Phantom Menace?

My genuine shock over Iron Man.

Oh, was he in that?

I've never read that.

I, gosh, what else could he have been in?

Great question.

Was he in seven?

He's in so many things.

I'm just, I get bad at this kind of trivia sometimes.

After I exhaust the first obvious things that come to mind, I have a much harder time.

I'm going to guess then

if this seems to be like he had a big part in them because the Avengers, he didn't have a big part.

So I'm going to say, oh, I'm going to say Django

Unchained.

And then, because that worked for Brad Pitt, or no, for, no, it did.

Never mind.

Okay, no one.

Okay, Django, and then.

I don't know.

Is Ian Morquit in Tarantino movies?

He definitely was in Jackie Brown.

Put that on there.

All right, Jackie Brown.

Okay, whatever.

How many do we have?

Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Captain Marvel, Django.

You still only have two.

All right, what are the other two?

The other two are.

Speaking of our friend QT,

the Hateful Eight.

The Hateful Eight.

No one remembers the Hateful Eight.

Above Django?

Okay.

What do you hear this one above Django?

Okay.

Kingsman, the Secret Service.

What?

What?

I don't know what that is.

It's so hard to explain.

Isn't that weird?

Can I just

say that?

I'm not sure if I can do Kingsman the Secret Service.

We still want to know.

And I want you to pick the next person, right?

Okay, are we still going?

Sure.

Are we still going?

Okay.

All right, no, we could stop.

We could stop or we could go.

It seems like

one more.

Okay.

You know what?

I'm going to go big or go home.

Yeah.

And since I'm already home, I'm going to go big.

Great logic.

Tom Cruise.

Oh, Tom Cruise, the actor.

Babe.

Babe, baby.

Okay.

Mission Impossible, but I don't know.

There's like 50 of those.

I don't know what.

Yeah.

We'll just say Mission Impossible movie.

Would you accept a Mission Impossible movie?

No.

What?

You're going to have to be more specific.

Come on, motherfucker.

I don't know what they're called.

I was going to accept any Avengers you said.

Really?

Yeah.

But as long as

it wasn't in any Avengers.

He wasn't in any of the Avengers movies?

Well, I mean,

that wasn't in his top four.

No, I know, but if it had been, have.

If it had been.

Hey.

I can't believe the pushback I'm getting.

I was magnanimously going to accept any event.

Tom Cruise.

Well, they weren't in there.

Wait, you asked.

Tom Cruise.

All right.

You want me to accept any Mission Impossible movie?

Yes.

All right, I will.

That means it's not in there.

Eyes wide shut.

Eyes wide shut listening.

Try it again.

Top gun.

I'm going to say Top Gun.

I'm going to say Top Gun Maverick instead of Top Gun.

What about Jerry Maguire?

What about it?

I'm going to put that in there.

All right.

I feel like,

given what we've seen so far.

That won't be in there.

Yes.

I think we got to throw in a couple ones that you wouldn't necessarily put in there.

Oh, okay.

Rather than his most iconic.

So what?

So not risky businesses.

Right now I have four.

Do you want me to eliminate one?

I have Mission Impossible, any of the Mission Impossible.

Erase, Erase, Erase.

Let's start over again.

Okay.

Let's throw a Mission Impossible in there.

Okay.

Okay.

Mission Impossible.

You also had Eyes White Chut, Top Gun, and Jerry Maguire.

Do you want me to erase all of these?

I think erase Jerry Maguire and put risky business.

It's just old.

I feel like sometimes there's an old one.

Hang on.

Okay, so we got: all right,

check this out.

Check out this reasoning.

And remember how this has gone so far.

Okay.

So, a mission impossible.

Okay.

Risky business, as per your instructions,

Tropic Thunder.

Right.

Whoa.

Yeah, something random.

Yeah.

And

Magnolia.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm on board.

Sorry, he got one of his many Oscar nominations for Magnolia.

Okay.

Still hasn't won.

Magnolia.

How many are there that we got?

You got

one correct.

Which one?

Guess.

Mission Impossible.

Correct.

Okay.

And which one was it?

The first one?

No.

Now put on Jerry Maguire.

Now put on Jerry Maguire and Eyes Wide Shut.

Okay.

And one more?

And top, we already said Top Gun.

Do we say Top Gun on the crew?

You haven't.

You haven't.

Top Gun.

Maverick.

Top Gun Maverick.

You have two correct.

What?

Do you want to guess which one of these three, Jerry McGuire, eyes wide shut, or Top Gun Maverick, you have correct?

Top Gun.

I'm going to say Top Gun Maverick.

Incorrect.

Jerry McGuire.

Jerry McGuire.

Jerry McGuire.

I should have been listening.

Believe women.

All right, so you have two.

Okay, so Mission Impossible and Jerry Maguire.

Okay.

Now, Top Gun one.

Top Gun One.

Paul, do you have a guess?

Yes, I do.

And it goes a little something

like

this.

Days of Thunder.

You love Days of Thunder.

I love to say it.

Okay.

You have three correct.

Whoa, Top Gun.

Top Gun, yes.

Now we need one more.

It's that fourth one.

It is that fourth one.

It's going to be like The Simpsons or something weird.

It would be weird because he's never been in it.

Well, like he's going to have voiceover on something.

Born on the fourth of the year.

Kung Fu Panda 5.

Maybe I can help narrow it down for you since this is like, you know, going to be really hard.

It is a

big budget movie with a big director.

War of the Worlds?

I don't, yeah, I don't know.

Sure.

Steven Spielberg?

Yeah.

You are close, but no cigar.

War of the States.

It's with Steven Spielberg?

You are correct.

Okay, what movie did he do with Spielberg?

What movie did he did with Spielberg?

Minority Report.

Minority Report.

I wasn't meaning to re-watch that.

It comes up a lot.

It does come up a lot.

I don't know that you need to re-watch it, but it is a reference that a lot lot of people use.

I thought, because I remember watching and being like, uh, and then it does come up so much,

details of it come up a lot, and it makes me think, did I would I like that movie more if I watched it again?

I started watching it recently again, was kind of like still, uh, but some interesting stuff, yeah, some interesting stuff, some interesting stuff, guys.

It was pretty fun, that was fun, I like that one.

Thank you, Katie, Katie, Katie Maley, Kitty Mali,

Katie Male.

All right, I gotta make my decision.

Oh, shit, that's right.

right.

Any last words before I make my decision?

I hate you.

Paul, you win.

No!

For the longest.

I'm devastated and crushed, but I will go on.

Now that's a musical.

All right.

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