#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth

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That's Ben. Hi, Ben.

Speaker 1 Hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 Good. What's going on with you today?

Speaker 2 Not much. I'm just, you know, I had a wonderful smoothie for breakfast and I'm just in a post-smoothie glow right now.
What's going on with you?

Speaker 3 Nothing. I actually have all the ingredients for a smoothie, but I just keep refusing to do it.
I'm drinking more coffee instead. Parties.

Speaker 2 Smoothie protests. Love it.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I'm like, nope, spinach.
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Speaker 2 What an honor. But yeah, we had, I really hope to see everyone at our next shows.
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Speaker 2 So today we are back in the world of Below Deck Deonunda as

Speaker 2 what's his face, Vion proves to be once again, even shittier and lazier than

Speaker 2 he was the week before. It's just a slow and hilarious descent into his lack of competence.

Speaker 2 And And I think it's, you know, it's that time of the, it's the time of the blow deck season where you start to feel your blood really boil.

Speaker 2 You know, in the beginning, you're always like, oh, this is nice. Like, not much is going on.
It's nice. And then, like, you're at this point.
Which episode is this? Episode nine.

Speaker 2 This is when you start to really feel that rage that happens in Blow Deck.

Speaker 2 And yeah, it's another season under the belt where I am now addicted yet again because I'm so angry at someone.

Speaker 3 Well, you know, look, I have a soft spot for Vion because he's a go-go boy.

Speaker 3 And so I love a go-go boy now at first I was getting really angry because I'm always rooting for go-go boys you know for example like when I give over my five dollars or whatever I say things like

Speaker 3 are you studying like and um like are you going to school here

Speaker 3 and so in this case um I'm mad at him I'm mad at my go-go boy but on a positive note he'll probably return to the poll soon so yeah that's a win for me you know so keep it up Vion see you soon keep it up

Speaker 2 also another great week of um fish content. You know, so the Moray Eel was back.
I noticed the Moray Eel popped up. I think when some of them were, I think when Johnny was going to go out on his date,

Speaker 2 they split the scene, the screen into six sections, and it was like people getting dressed.

Speaker 2 And then one of the little squares was a close-up of the Moray Eel just going, I'm, I'm, um, like the Moray Eel.

Speaker 3 If the sea was an ocean and I was the man, like if this, if the sea was an ocean, if the ocean was a restaurant and I was the manager, I'd be like, you know what? Your service is terrible.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to lie to you. Like, here's your review.
Your service is terrible because you keep eating people and you can't do that because it eats into our profit margin.

Speaker 3 But on the positive side, they let you because you're always smiling. You're like such a good smiler.

Speaker 2 Yeah. The Moray Eel was, you could see the Moray Eel was like wanting to go out with everyone.
He's like, so where are we going tonight? Huh? You guys, what are you going to do? We're going to a bar?

Speaker 2 Going to clubs tonight?

Speaker 3 The Moray Eel is that person we know that's always like, hi, hi, hi, everybody, hi, and then they eat you, you know, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 Now, there was, I also want to give another shout out. There's a fish that this was towards the top of the episode.
I don't know what type of fish it is, but it was sort of trapezoidal.

Speaker 2 It's like a trapezoidal fish that has little fins on the side and it comes like zooming towards the camera, and then at the last second, veers off. I love that fish.

Speaker 3 That fish is doing great work. I call that.
You know which one I'm talking about?

Speaker 3 Yeah, because that kind of fish is like,

Speaker 2 it's getting its thrill. It's like so excited, but it's like so happy.
It's like not scary.

Speaker 2 When it swims towards you, you're not like concerned. There was also, by the way, did you see that there was like a dark fish that was tormenting a light fish?

Speaker 2 I did not appreciate what was going on there. You saw that early on?

Speaker 3 There was two people. Well, I don't know why I have to make it like that.

Speaker 2 It's the only way I could describe it.

Speaker 3 Jeez. I don't know their names.

Speaker 3 What the hell's going on in your mind? It was a dark fish.

Speaker 2 There was a dark fish that was tormenting a light fish.

Speaker 3 The first person to get canceled over fish content. Ben Mandelker.

Speaker 2 It turns out I'm fish racists. So, but that wasn't.

Speaker 3 I will say that the aquarium needs some work. That aquarium looks great.

Speaker 3 I think he's doing like natural, he's trying to do the natural aquarium thing. Cause, you know, I love a natural aquarium.
I've gone into it a million times, even though I couldn't do it myself.

Speaker 3 I tried it and I murdered a lot of fish that way.

Speaker 2 But I just, you know, at the end of the day, clean it, you know, nature is better when it's cleaned that's why we have leaf blowers and lawnmowers and i agree you know um just ask that that adorable stingray that they cut to all the time i'm going through all the grace because now i'm remembering them all and i don't remember where they are in the end in the episode so i'm just like front loading this recap with them because i want to make sure everyone gets their flowers that stingray at one moment they just showed that stingray just like flapping its wings so peacefully through the ocean, like just having a great day.

Speaker 2 And there was also the kissing fish. Those kissing fish are back.

Speaker 2 I think we had them last season too and they're back and they're having a great time so really like it's a festival down there under the sea you shouldn't be kissing me i'm your underling and he's like it's below deck it doesn't matter here

Speaker 3 So it's 22 hours before charter and we're still in the meeting with Serena, Lara, and Vihan because, you know, Captain Jason, and I have to say, this is not working out well for Jason.

Speaker 3 Jason is having his first season of possible bad captainry. I'm just going to say it.
I know everybody loves Captain Jason and his kimonos. I love Jason too.

Speaker 3 I think he's a little low energy without Asia. There I said it.
And I don't like his hands-off approach to management. I think it's bullshit.

Speaker 3 And I think that we're starting to see that it's going to lead to pure chaos. So he's like, I don't want to deal with this.
You guys are adults. You do it yourself.

Speaker 3 I'm going to go watch Netflix and see, look at my national, my natural fish, beg me for a vacuum cleaner through the glass. Have a good mating.
And he leaves.

Speaker 3 So they're stuck doing it themselves and it's not working out so great.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So they're trying to, Lara and zarina are trying to get through to vion's dopey head that he needs to actually be a professional and responsible and be on top of things and zarina's like you know you've not once taken any you know you've not taken any accountability you just have an explanation for everything like you've not once gone yeah up not once okay you know she asks you for something and you come straight back with an excuse and not a solution and he's like well i'm very sorry but i need to prioritize what if i need to do on the deck too it's so hot outside i can barely breathe like how can can you make a cheese plate when you're out there in the humidity?

Speaker 2 Sometimes you have to go inside to the air conditioning. That's not my fault.
That's Mother Nature's fault.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And he's like, and another thing is my people need to go fill up their water bottles in the sinks.
They need to fill them up. Like you can't, you know, they have to go to the fridge.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, babe, they're not mad at your people for getting water. They're mad at them for standing around having coffee.
You know, he's trying to like.

Speaker 3 move the bare, you know, move the goalposts or whatever so that his argument is correct. No, you're lazy and you're fucking around all the time.
I don't care if it's hot, you know,

Speaker 3 do what the rest of us do when it's hot. Complain, you know, and learn to type.
Or pass out. Fall off the side of the boat from dehydration.

Speaker 2 Die. But like, you know, this though, this is no excuse.
So Laura's like, but that's not the problem. It's about the water.
It's about the coffee. It's about the galley.

Speaker 2 It's about the little chats, et cetera. And he's like, well, we'd like to have some banter and because there's so much to wash.
There's so much to wash. You have to banter.

Speaker 2 You cannot wash without the banter. Everyone knows that.
And she's like, But yeah, honestly, I just feel like the deck team are doing what they want to do.

Speaker 2 And if I think, you know, but if I think back to my team on my boats, like the decks are always, you know, they're friends with the boatswain, but at the end of the day, they have to be doing their work and they can't be standing there having a coffee.

Speaker 2 They would never have a coffee in front of the boatswain.

Speaker 3 And he's like, That's not the way I manage. I don't want to be walking into a room like, oh my God, here he comes and be the dick.
You know, that's not how I want to manage. I'll do whatever I want.

Speaker 3 I don't care. I don't even care.
I don't care what you say. Poetry doesn't write itself.
Poetry doesn't write itself while you're shamming. All right.
Shamming can wait. My heart is huge.

Speaker 3 It has so much to give.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He, this is the problem with hiring a former go-go dancer as your bosun, which is that he's still working for tips, even from his own like underlings.

Speaker 3 So yeah, he just used to work with his tip, you know?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You want better poetry? Write it with your tip. That's what I say.
You'd win the whole show. We would be on your side.
I'd be like, that man doesn't have to clean a a thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So Lara's pissed and she just feels like she can't get through to him. And Bion's like, I manage my team in a certain way and we can have fun and they can have that.

Speaker 2 And like, is that my fucking problem?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 2 I'm like, yeah, but they're not doing their job and it's chaos over there.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So they're like, Rain is like, okay, let's just meet up for a 20 minute, for 20 minutes after preference you've meeting and we'll make plans.
And he's, and then we can all be happy.

Speaker 3 And he goes, well, I've been happy since day one. So

Speaker 3 it's not me, the one that's happiness. Okay.
That's like telling a sick person, like, you know,

Speaker 3 what was I going to say? Sorry. Well, I'm healthy.
So, like, you know, I was healthy. And you're the sickness, sickness.

Speaker 3 You're the one who got us all sick. I'm telling you.
Yeah, you're the one that got us all sick. I don't know what I was trying to say.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like if someone is.

Speaker 3 I'm still thinking about kissing fish and how inappropriate that is.

Speaker 2 Is ocean HR going to get them in trouble?

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 also,

Speaker 2 I forgot to give a shout out to David the tortoise. They keep on showing that sweet, that sweet shot of David getting pet on the neck at the top of the show every episode.
Now, they just show David.

Speaker 2 I'm like, love that tortoise.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so he's mad, and he's like, Well, I've always been happy, so you're the one. If you're not happy, it's your problem.
You know, if you're not happy in this marriage, that's on you.

Speaker 3 That's a you thing. No, you're the one sticking your dick into your secretary.

Speaker 2 Yes,

Speaker 2 and Zarina's like, whatever, I I think I need to have a beer. I'm so annoyed at Viana.
I'm so annoyed at him that later on, I'm just going to go kiss him on the neck.

Speaker 2 So then

Speaker 2 we see

Speaker 2 Alicia is telling Marina happy birthday and everything, and she's going to shower because she's going to get ready for her date and everything.

Speaker 2 And Marina's on the phone with her grandma, showing her the disco helmet that Jason gave her.

Speaker 2 I kind of feel bad for Marina because, like, her whole thing is that she feels a little disconnected from the crew. And then we see that she's just alone putting on like makeup.

Speaker 2 And then everyone else is crammed into one room, like trying, putting on makeup and their looks and gabbing.

Speaker 2 And they're kind of, they do kind of ignore her, even though this is a night that really is for her. And it's actually above and beyond.

Speaker 2 Like, we've never seen a birthday party like this before for anyone on any below deck. So like they definitely fill her with love.
But at the same time, they're also like, we love you, Marina.

Speaker 2 We're not going to go near you until we absolutely have to at dinner.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but she also did kind of like purposely try and start getting snotty with Serena and Lara.

Speaker 3 but well, in turn, Lara, because starting a fight with Serena over a man, you know, and she could have been nicer about it, you know, too, but because I think you have the right to try and get the D that's on the board.

Speaker 3 They're limited, you know what I mean? So I think she was well within her rights, but I think she did it in kind of a way like, ha ha, let's see who wins now. And it's.

Speaker 3 That wasn't good. So she's kind of put herself in a bad situation, but I don't think that she deserves to get stuck downstairs either.
And this is another weird management thing.

Speaker 3 When they say like, okay, I'm not going to assign roles to anybody. I'm just going to see how the season works out.

Speaker 3 And then suddenly you're like, but I told you you have to be in laundry and that's it. No, fuck you.

Speaker 3 If you did that, then call me the third stew and stick me in laundry, but don't give me the, don't give me hope, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think, I mean, it's jumping forward a bit, but I remember last week I said, you know, I understand why Marina's frustrated, but at the same time, she's only been doing the laundry out of cycle once.

Speaker 2 But then this week, it's like, oh yeah, okay, it officially sucks so then um laura uh laura meanwhile is just like complaining about beyond she's like i literally just couldn't talk anymore because i was like nothing i say he is even going to take it in he's never going to say that like actually you know what maybe i do need to step it up a little bit nothing goes through him i'm like he's a gobbler dancer Yeah, so Alicia's getting ready for her date with Johnny.

Speaker 3 And Bree's like, oh my God, you look so pretty. And she's like, yeah, thank you.
It's a little bit nerve-wracking, you know? She goes, oh, I know. I was so nervous about my date with Harry.

Speaker 3 Has Harry talked to you about my date with Harry? Has Harry talked to you about what he felt about our date? Oh my God. Has Johnny talked to you? How does Johnny feel about going on a date?

Speaker 3 How are you reacting to this?

Speaker 3 Where do I stand?

Speaker 2 So then Zarina and Harry are talking in the galley and Zarina's like, so how are things going with Bree? Oh, they're really good.

Speaker 2 They're doing so well. The other day, I just passed her by the hallway, and I sort of kind of smiled and almost acknowledged her presence.
It was so intense.

Speaker 2 Everything's better than it's ever been before. And she's like, Well, I feel like the Harry that you don't want your mom to see needs to come on out.

Speaker 2 Get the kinky Harry, the Harry that wants to, you know, tear a woman's clothes off and have his way with her. And he's like, Oh, yeah, no, he definitely is coming out.

Speaker 2 My plan is that we're going to get into bed, stay fully clothed, and hold hands, probably go to sleep tonight. So I'll look out.

Speaker 3 I plan on wearing

Speaker 3 seersucker and a hat made out of straw that's very flat and taking her on a walk on a boardwalk, possibly with an umbrella to shade her from the sun. She's like, what are you a castrato? What is this?

Speaker 3 What are we in church? We're a little boy missing his nuts. You need to fuck the girl, Harry.
Fuck the girl. Jesus Christ, I want to see a side of you that your mother's never seen, Harry.

Speaker 3 I want to see it come raging out of you.

Speaker 3 He's like, oh, so shall we watch Netflix?

Speaker 2 Well, guess what?

Speaker 3 I have a great plan.

Speaker 2 I've already put an extra lamp in the room and I'm going to do a little bit of this, move my hands around. It's called Shadow Puppetry.
So watch out.

Speaker 3 It's like, all right.

Speaker 3 This is a shadow, all right? A finger going into a hole. That's what I want to see.
All right. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 I don't think either one of us is old enough to see that.

Speaker 2 She's like, you're not mischieving the lights off, are you, Harry? He's like, I'm not really sure I understand what that means.

Speaker 2 I'm not very religious, but and if I were, I think I'd have the lights on.

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 3 And so, he,

Speaker 3 yeah, he's like, I want to show her that I think I'm really, really into a period and make it special. But the way that it's written is creepy.

Speaker 3 I want to show her that I'm actually really, really into a period and make it special. No, don't do that.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 3 let me just get on just schedule.

Speaker 3 Where are you when the moon is full? Just tell me that.

Speaker 2 So he is going to put a whole bunch of rose petals down on the guest cabin, which

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 3 I don't like it. So then

Speaker 3 Marina, who's going to have to clean it up. She's going to love that.

Speaker 3 Marina, who's not getting laid and has no chance to get laid because she's stuck in laundry all the goddamn time, has to clean up your roses. No.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's A-L-L. That's all for her.
So Johnny, meanwhile, is ready to take,

Speaker 2 you know, Alicia. Is it Alicia or is Alicia? I still don't really know after all this time.

Speaker 2 I haven't been able to really lock that name.

Speaker 3 I say Alicia, but they're saying on the show Alicia or Alicia. Alicia Alicia.
I've heard both. Alicia.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Let's call her Alicia.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 So he, you know, he's like, you look so beautiful. He's just so like aggro.
And she's like, oh, thank you. So do you.
He's like, come, come, we go. We go on date.

Speaker 3 You are rice. I'm grape leaf.
I wrap you up. Squeeze you tights.
She's like, all right, all right. Just a drink.
Let's just start with the drink.

Speaker 2 And so she's like, she's like, well, that's some serious bling that you're wearing. He's like, I love my rings.
I used to be quite a fighter, but I don't fight anymore. My mother was not happy ever.

Speaker 2 So what actually got me out of the whole situation is one day I saw a picture from two of my very good friends of mine, and they were thin, and they were bruised like shit partially because I beat them up and I have started to do you know head-upping and reading books and now I no longer want to fight now I just want to love love the sweet Alicia

Speaker 3 I started head-upping

Speaker 3 okay that's like a dumb guy like that's that's a Vion about to write a poem you know what I mean no one needs you to head up start the push start back on the push-ups you can do push-ups without punching people okay yeah so I mean I don't do either but still So he's like, yeah, growing up, I had group that is always like this.

Speaker 3 And in high school, we were going out as crew, and I would always stand up for crew, but crew was sometimes wrong.

Speaker 3 So, you know, you know, I was like, okay, so you beat up a bunch of innocent gay people. Just say it.

Speaker 2 Just say it right now. What sort of Greek version of Greece, which is very appropriate, was he in? Like, I'm just imagining him like a leather jacket, like, we are crew.
We beat up.

Speaker 3 We beat up.

Speaker 2 We beat up people in the hallways of Greece School. You want, you think you like Greece? Now you see real Greece.

Speaker 3 Tell me more, tell me more.

Speaker 3 We are going to go

Speaker 3 tonight.

Speaker 3 We are going to score tonight.

Speaker 2 We go together like Philosophy and Feta GE's. We go together like Musaka and Zo.

Speaker 3 so she's like, do you chase after women? And he's like, only when my friend tells me to, and then crush. She's like, okay, all right, maybe let's change the subject.

Speaker 3 He's like, but you, you are amazingly beautiful, like someone from other planet.

Speaker 3 She's like, um,

Speaker 3 someone from another planet amazingly beautiful

Speaker 3 like an avatar. Oh, no.

Speaker 3 She's like, like when person has bumping stomach and it starts pushing, pushing, and then boom, come out, look them in the face, eat their face, eat my face like animal in the stomach.

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Speaker 3 So then the rest of the crew is going to party on the boat for Marina's birthday and she's getting sushi boats and, you know, they put a thing that says happy birthday.

Speaker 3 And she's like, oh my God, this is so sweet. And like, did you have to dry a sheet on your, on your, on your shoe there? So damn it.

Speaker 2 And then a day or meanwhile, she's talking, she's talking about Vion and because they're being flirty. And she goes, you know, I know I'm girl number three on Vion's list.

Speaker 2 So, you know, I'm going to give him that slow treatment like middle school. First, you're going to walk the hallway with each other.

Speaker 2 Then you're going to go driving jeeps through the mud with each other.

Speaker 2 And then maybe have a little macro crit kiss, crush some beer cans on your forehead i don't want to rush nothing so vianna hold your literally hold your horses okay that's the that's step four in the south

Speaker 3 he's like you've but you're so gorgeous like you've got green on tonight look at you green green green green green she goes yeah it's soft it's kind of like minty by the way don't ever take a mint that's so feminine or i just want you to stink

Speaker 2 So then Laura's like, I'd like to give a toast to Marina. Marina, you're a force of nature like no one I've ever met before.

Speaker 2 And you are amazing and beautiful inside and out, mainly inside, mainly downstairs, mainly tucked away from everyone to see.

Speaker 2 Your beauty is so radiant that I don't want anyone, neither guests nor crew, to ever see it.

Speaker 2 So please enjoy the rest of your birthday down in the laundry room where you shall clean up all these napkins.

Speaker 3 Please enjoy this gift. I've gone out of my way to get you.
She's like, wait, these are Tide Pods. Exactly.

Speaker 3 Put a candle in it and get back downstairs.

Speaker 2 Reena's like, I was feeling really down, but now I can't be more happy that I'm now. I feel so appreciated.
It feels so good, especially knowing that tomorrow I'm back on service.

Speaker 2 Most certainly will be back on service because I did two charters in a row in the laundry. So definitely back on service.

Speaker 3 Yay. She's like, but for now, we party.

Speaker 3 Why are you throwing your uniform shirt at my head?

Speaker 3 Clean it. It stinks.
Damn it.

Speaker 2 So now back on the Johnny and Alicia date, Johnny's like, so what would you like to have? And she's like, well, if I guess, I guess I'll have some rum, some cherry and rum.

Speaker 3 It's like, yes, rum, just for flavor.

Speaker 2 How does he, how does he be, how is he so like

Speaker 2 sexy timing over talking about like rum? Like everything he says, he's like, oh, yes,

Speaker 3 beautiful. He's just too much.
It's like, would you like to share a pizza? It's melting like my heart. I will get your oils all over me and warm on the inside.
It's like, all right, pepperoni is fine.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Marina is,

Speaker 2 you know,

Speaker 2 they're all having fun on the boat and everything. And they're playing a game and they're talking.
And Adair's like, do I have a sweat mustache?

Speaker 2 And Leon's like, oh my God, have you ever seen a girl this gorgeous? If I want a girl, I've got to step up my game. I've got to really compete with that sweat mustache.

Speaker 3 What rhymes with sweat?

Speaker 3 It's like writing poetry in his head. So I want to know what's happening on this date.
Do you reckon they're kissing? And they're like, oh my God, 100% kissing. So we go back to the date.

Speaker 3 And she's like, I'll take you to Italy one day. I've done a lot of traveling in my life.
You know, my sister's done more, but of course she would.

Speaker 3 You know, I mean, how do you get a little lonely? Because I am a people person. You know, it's like, you can always go on your own and meet people on the way.
A little bit dangerous, though, eh?

Speaker 3 I love a dangerous woman. You get into danger, I do this.

Speaker 2 Ah, yes, all that head-upping. So let's make a toast.
Mental yacht is around the world. For me, the best part of the day is when I come into your galley and tease you.

Speaker 2 Honestly, coming in there, I don't want anyone. And then, puff,

Speaker 3 you arrive.

Speaker 2 Nice to meet you. I'm Alicia.
Nice to meet you. I'm Donnie.
Welcome aboard.

Speaker 3 Fuck.

Speaker 2 That was a great puff. The biggest puff I ever saw on this yacht.

Speaker 3 Most romantic story I've ever seen in my life. Have you ever gone into a bank? They're like, hey, how are you? And then you're like, hey, how are you? Are we married now?

Speaker 3 Puff.

Speaker 2 I know of more money.

Speaker 3 You know what? I don't really trust your sweet nothings, but it's nice to hear them. And he's like, oh, then I will keep telling you.
You have amazingly beautiful, deep eyes. So deep.

Speaker 3 I look into them. I feel like I might get trapped down here.

Speaker 2 Please stop. I really can't deal with it.
Please, please, you're too much.

Speaker 2 Your mouth is. Why are you so close to my eyelids right now? This is too much for me.

Speaker 3 What are you doing? Head up.

Speaker 2 I don't want to look at skinny men with bruises anymore. That's why every time Harry gets hurt, it's very painful for me.

Speaker 3 I read now. Would you like me to read menu? Pizza.

Speaker 3 Cheese. Margarita.

Speaker 2 And then, poof, nightly specials have arrived.

Speaker 3 I'm marrying this menu.

Speaker 2 This menu is from another world.

Speaker 3 So she comes back and the girls are like, oh, my God, tell me more, tell me more. And she's like, well, I mean, it was lovely.

Speaker 3 You know, he did stick a piece of pizza on his wiener and ask it to marry him. But, I mean, otherwise, it was great.
Missed you guys, though. And so the boy's like.
Did you kiss her, bro?

Speaker 3 Did you score?

Speaker 3 This is like Greece this episode.

Speaker 2 It is.

Speaker 2 literally in so many ways. So then everyone, now it's time for hot tub time.
So they're all getting into budgie smugglers and everything.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 they start to play, of course, never have I ever. But like their never have I ever is more entertaining to me than Housewives Never Have I Ever because it feels like authentic Never Have I Ever.

Speaker 2 It feels like people who, this is like you're drunk, you're in a hot tub, you would play this game as opposed to like you've just sat down at like a day spa, have salads, and then you're going to start playing the game, right?

Speaker 3 So this this one makes me actually, I like this one less because I feel like they're just whoring each other out in these versions, you know?

Speaker 3 They're never have I ever is, never have I ever given a blow job to Weehan. About to correct that right now.
All right, Wehan, come over here. I'm like, no, that's it.
I like this game work.

Speaker 2 It means it's impactful, as opposed to like Lisa Renna being like,

Speaker 3 never have I ever gone to a Kurt Lockerfeld show.

Speaker 3 Never have I ever sold a story to page six about somebody returning a dog to the wrong place.

Speaker 3 Lisa Vanderpump

Speaker 3 Lisa Vanderpump is drinking

Speaker 2 so they

Speaker 2 so they're playing it and so it's like never have I ever had sex in a car and then it's like never Johnny's like never have I ever been with a person of the same sex and said poof I'm gay now and Laura dranks like oh my god Laura you met you had sex you made out with the girl and everything she's like moving on moving on it was one of my dogs in the countryside.

Speaker 2 No big deal. Okay, Vian, truth of dad.

Speaker 3 And I also don't believe that none of these guys have ever gotten to be J. They're stuck on a boat.
Okay, that's like prison. You know, everybody's sexuality turns when they go in prison.

Speaker 3 You know, if you've got time to lean, you got time to peen.

Speaker 2 Just want to say, I'm not accusing Laura of bestiality. I just was imagining her like her getting kisses from her dog.

Speaker 3 Uh-oh, it sounded like bestiality. I was like, damn.

Speaker 2 Depends on one. Took a dark turn.

Speaker 3 Poof. Dark turn.

Speaker 3 So now she's like, okay, moving on. Truth, Adair.
I like that better. We can whore each other more easily with that game.
So game over. So Vion's like, truth.

Speaker 3 And she's like, who do you fancy the most? And he's like, Adair and poetry.

Speaker 3 And so they cheers. And then Lara

Speaker 3 dares Alicia to kiss a guy she wants to kiss the most.

Speaker 3 So she kisses Johnny.

Speaker 2 She does, because she likes Johnny. I mean, he is so, he is so cheesy, but she does like him.

Speaker 2 And there was actually like a nice moment in the van on their date when they're heading there where she put her hand out so that way he could hold it. I was like, oh, I kind of like them.

Speaker 2 So they are making out. And then Adair's like, I'm not playing these games with y'all.

Speaker 3 You're all too fucking berserk.

Speaker 2 It's going to rain. Okay, I'm going to go inside, guys.
So she leaves. And then now the moment you've all been waiting for, the raunchiest couple on the boat is going to get it on in the guest room.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So he takes takes Brie, Harry takes Brie to the VIP2 room

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 3 she

Speaker 3 sees the flowers. She's like, oh my God, you made the bed.
That's so cute. How did it feel? Is that too personal of a question?

Speaker 2 Where do I stand with the bed?

Speaker 3 So then Bion and Adair are talking and it's less exciting, you know? So he, they make out a little, but she's like, I'm on a bed. So she goes.
And then Bion goes into Johnny.

Speaker 3 He's like, ha ha, I kissed her. You see, poetry works.
He's like, this is why I do head up. I do, I do head up.

Speaker 3 If only you had a cheese plate to really seal the deal.

Speaker 3 But it wasn't that good because Johnny asks about Harry and Vion says, oh, she's in a cabin. I want to go up to her and be like, I don't think this is the right guy for you.

Speaker 3 You know, you need like a fucking guy, not a fucking wimp.

Speaker 3 Well, she

Speaker 3 had, she's, she can think for herself and she writing us a three-page poem with only two syllable words or shorter Vion.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she made an assessment. She's doing okay.
She's happy. Um

Speaker 2 so so then Brie and Harry are like they're getting it. It's getting really hot and heavy in that room.
I'm so happy to spend time together. Me too.
I really like you. I really like you too.

Speaker 3 So have you ever peeled an orange with a spoon? Or do you use your fingers? She's like, I've used a spoon before. Me as well.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 I'm getting to know so much about Harry.

Speaker 2 So now it's the next morning and Bree's like, we had a great time last night. Kind of what I needed to move past the plateau.
There are sides to Harry that people don't know.

Speaker 2 Literally, he's so skinny, you don't realize that he's actually a three-dimensional person, but he's 3D.

Speaker 2 He has an actual side.

Speaker 3 So I guess it sounds like Harry's got a big wanker.

Speaker 2 Good for him. Well, good for him.
Good for him.

Speaker 3 And he's like, they are sparks. The sparks are fine.

Speaker 2 Absolutely. I think it's, yeah, I mean, things went well.
We basically turned on a podcast and listened to it for 20 minutes and then went to sleep. So, it was pretty hot and heavy.

Speaker 3 It was all about cereal.

Speaker 2 It got dark really quickly, though. So, I don't know how Best Boy fit into it, but somehow it did.

Speaker 3 So, then Alicia is serving leek and celery soup with toasties. Okay.
And then for dinner, she's going to do curry and rice, which sounds great. So, Adair tells

Speaker 3 Jason is radioing people, and Adair just goes, have you ever heard the saying, I'm sweating like a hoe in church?

Speaker 2 I think she says it to Johnny or something like that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Johnny, he's like, you're crazy. You're a crazy woman.

Speaker 3 Greece, we say,

Speaker 2 sweating like a pita in a gyro shop.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I'm just trying to go through all my Greek references. I'm running out really quickly.

Speaker 3 I thought he'd be better by now after NGK.

Speaker 2 I thought he'd be better after NGK. I thought I'd be like, I know I know all the Greek references.

Speaker 2 So Jason is like, all right, group, here's our next group.

Speaker 3 They're all awful.

Speaker 2 So we have William. He's a real estate agent from Florida bringing along a tight-neck group of douchebags.

Speaker 2 Since it's going to be his Cindy's birthday, William would like her room to be decked out in flowers upon arrival to make her feel special. Like, we just kind of...

Speaker 2 busted right through our flower budget for Harry and Bree, so that's unfortunate, but we'll try to make it work.

Speaker 3 And we find out that Corinne is coming. And Corinne is from The Bachelor, and she's still Corinne.
On The Bachelor, she was like,

Speaker 3 It's so hard because, like, I live with my daddy and my mom and a nanny, and it's going to be so hard to be away from my nanny because she's the only person who knows how to make my special pasta.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, oh, what's your special pasta? And she says, well, pasta and butter and parmesan cheese.

Speaker 3 Wow, so untalented daddy.

Speaker 2 Corinne,

Speaker 2 so I think I actually watched

Speaker 2 the season with Corinne of The Bachelor that she was on. You said The Bachelor.
She was on The Bachelor. But I remember I also, I remember the big scandal.
Yeah, The Bachelor.

Speaker 2 I remember the big scandal with Demario. That was like a big deal.
And so I remember that. But it was kind of funny because, you know, when Jason's like, Corinne is a TV personality.

Speaker 2 And then we hear Lara's voice dubbed over saying, oh, and she was in House of Villains.

Speaker 2 People are not, when people see Corinne Olympos, they're not thinking, oh, famously from House of Villains. We all know what she is from.
And I just love that. They're like,

Speaker 2 we're going to push this NBCU into synergy wherever we can.

Speaker 2 House of Villains it is.

Speaker 3 So then

Speaker 3 we find out she's bringing her sister and they want to have a funky wig party. Oh my God, how fun.

Speaker 3 And they also want a foam party, which was one of the funniest things when they tried to do a phone party on med and Carl was like, I can't get the foam to work right

Speaker 2 i know i was thinking about that like that sad sad foam party that they had with they just had like that little like

Speaker 3 when when what's his face what um why am i blanking on his name that you just did his voice for but like he's like oh god this foam machine this is the worst phone machine i've ever seen

Speaker 2 Yeah, tonight's is the exact opposite.

Speaker 3 Like tonight's was, I've never seen so much foam.

Speaker 2 It was absolutely insane. But I was totally thinking about that scene with that sad ass foam machine.
So they're going to have a phone party

Speaker 2 and Zarina's like, was that going to be horrible for your deck? And Vion's like, of course it will be. And naturally, I won't help clean any of it up.

Speaker 3 So, um, and Laura's like, well, the foam, the foam will probably help clean the deck. And Serena's like, that's true.
It might actually get cleaner. It's like, damn.

Speaker 2 Self-cleaning party. I love it.
So they want to do jet ski. They actually want to arrive on jet skis because these people are soulless, and so that's what they're going to do.

Speaker 3 They're a trembling chunkies, all right.

Speaker 3 So, now Harry and Adair are gossiping, and Harry is like, Oh, how was the kiss? Is he a good kisser? It's like, We didn't make out, we just kissed, you know, that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 Nothing I can get pregnant from,

Speaker 3 yeah.

Speaker 2 I ain't trying to be smack in the face with

Speaker 3 me on right now.

Speaker 3 I like what she said earlier. Sorry, man, I'm choice number three.
How much does he think he's gonna get?

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's gonna make him work for it. So then, Laura's like, okay, heads of department, we need to have a chat about what we're gonna do in Turio Was.

Speaker 2 So they coordinate, like, she's basically like, Hey, I want a dare during these hours.

Speaker 2 That way, the girls can have breaks, which admittedly, this is a conversation that should have happened a few charters ago, I think.

Speaker 2 But now she's kind of like, I think they were trying to be friendly, like, hey, when you need her, call for her, when you need her, call for.

Speaker 2 And now she's like, okay, I am reserving Adair for 10 of of the 12 hours, and you can have her for 30 minutes because you're not doing anything with her in the first place because all you guys are doing is drinking coffee.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and she says, Well, I gave him a chance, and he didn't take it, so I'll be controlling. Then let's see how he likes that.

Speaker 3 And now it's one hour till charter, and it's 15 till crew lunch. Oh my god, what's going to happen? I forgot to do crew lunch.
Oh my god, and then Serena helps her.

Speaker 3 She's like, Why is your cutting board like this? We need it on the counter, otherwise, it would fling off and kill you. Do you understand? I just saved your life.

Speaker 3 God, it's good to be able to help someone finally

Speaker 2 so they serve uh crew lunch and everything and they change into their whites and um laura's telling marina about um

Speaker 2 marina's asking about like what the deal is with adair and everything right and lara's like yes so i'm going to restructure the interior a little bit so the girls can get breaks so marina you're obviously up early in the morning she goes so does that mean i'm housekeeping again this trip yes it does she's said, but do you still plan on doing rotation with service and housekeeping, like you had said in the beginning of the season and gave me hope that I could actually see the waves during daylight hours?

Speaker 3 Yeah, she's like, no, I won't be rotating because you're stronger in housekeeping 100%.

Speaker 3 And this is your fault for being decent at housekeeping. You should have learned.
There have been 97 seasons of Below Deck, and no one has learned not to be good at housekeeping yet.

Speaker 3 So you're an idiot. So enjoy that.
And I need Brie on service because I get to hear things like,

Speaker 3 did Harry have a conversation with you about the fork you used at dinner? How did Harry feel when you turned your back to him as you rolled over in bed to sleep? I need to hear about these things.

Speaker 3 You know, and you get to do service sometimes. You do service in the evening.
She's like, I just get to run plates. She's like, well.

Speaker 2 And you do such a lovely job at that. Plates go up, plates go down, and back to the tide pods you go.
So anyway, and Adair's like, but what about Bri? I mean, that's not fair.

Speaker 2 What if, why don't they just switch because they're supposed to switch i mean that's not the brie is like uh i'm sorry adair is is being a bit a bit mouthy i think to her boss uh

Speaker 3 and laura is not happy about it yeah i mean i guess i get it but it does suck that laura was like okay there's a chance and now no you're stuck on laundry that's just it because i'm the boss which i guess she has the right to do but i mean that's a good girlfriend to be like well that sucks i know you wanted to do service sorry that sucks for you, Marina.

Speaker 3 And Laura's like, she better watch her ass.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it definitely sucks for Marina. But at the same time, like you said,

Speaker 2 it is ultimately Laura's call. And it's like, well, you're really good down there.
And Brie's good with the service. So

Speaker 2 I'm not going to move people around because you want to like chat with the guests. Like, it's just not a priority.

Speaker 2 But it would, if she were a nice, if she were a mensch, she would allow her to have some sort of service moments.

Speaker 3 But no, or she just followed through what she says herself because she said in the beginning, I'm going to rotate you guys so everybody, so someone doesn't get sick of being down there and blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 3 And we're going to do this in a fair way. No one's the boss of the other.
You'll both get your chances. And then she never did that.
I think she's an asshole.

Speaker 2 Or she should have just said, I'm going to have you guys do both upstairs, downstairs, and I'll see which one, like, which one I feel like you, you excel at.

Speaker 2 And that's where you guys will land for the season. And then everyone knows, you know, don't be good at laundry.

Speaker 3 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 So then Marina is like, why do you think she's putting me in housekeeping? Because you seemed okay with it. Like, Bri, I'm not going to be on housekeeping the whole season, right?

Speaker 3 Like, maybe she should hear more, you know, like maybe if we said it and she's like, um, that's not my call, though. And if you really think that I'm going to ask to be on housekeeping, sorry.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's not going to work out. Well, you, what Marina really should do is have a conversation with Lara and say, I'm loving this.

Speaker 2 I'm loving you. You're such a great boss.
And like that birthday party you do for me was so wonderful.

Speaker 2 And I was wondering, I know that I'm on, I'm down here, but I was wondering if you can give me a few more shots at service because I would love to grow in that department and it would be really meaningful to me.

Speaker 2 And like, just do like a nice like heartstrings moment. And Lara will probably say,

Speaker 2 no, but at least you tried.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but Laura's pissed. She does not like that.
I dare mouth off to her. And it's 84 degrees and 89% humidity.
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Speaker 3 So the guests come, and William Billy Cunningham III is a primary charter guest. He's from Miami, a real estate agent, only drinks tequila, and met his companion, Cindy, last week.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 So they get on jet skiing.

Speaker 3 Thankfully, she's Cindy III.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 2 they they know they're going to match up. It's Cindy Adams.

Speaker 3 Billy Cunningham III.

Speaker 3 What a gross name.

Speaker 2 I mean, he has ham in his name.

Speaker 3 So they arrive.

Speaker 2 He's a cunning ham. Bacon that doesn't go.

Speaker 3 Bacon that envisions your death before you take a bite.

Speaker 2 It's the Iago of hams. So then they approach, and Zarina's like, they look nothing like their Photoshopped pictures.
I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 Do any of this? I mean, Jesus Christ, stop filter shaming.

Speaker 2 No, I was like, I was like, welcome to 2025.

Speaker 2 So they all arrive, they get the tour,

Speaker 2 and Marina is putting sticky notes on suitcases. So she knows whose is who's, because there's a ton of suitcases, of course.
And so Jason is trying to help out, but she has a system.

Speaker 2 And she's like, no, no, no, that one doesn't, that one doesn't have a tag. He's like, well, they all have to go to the next level anyway, don't they?

Speaker 2 And she's like yeah but we labeled them so then we can go put them straight to the rooms so it's like messy so it's less messy where they're walking and he's like but they have to they have to go up now she's like no no no she goes well fine whatever it's your decision captain so she's really sassy with him which is

Speaker 2 not a good idea

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's not, he's not liking that. And she's like, I mean, it would be nice to manage one thing without being questioned.

Speaker 3 You know, I know how to do housekeeping, so why would you try and ruin my systems? Don't ruin my system. And she doesn't say that to him, not to us.
And then Serena and Alicia do some prep.

Speaker 3 And then Marina goes and tells Brie, she's like, oh my God, I almost flipped with the captain. And she's like, why? She goes, you know, because we do suitcase.
She goes through the suitcase thing.

Speaker 3 And she's like, but I shouldn't have said anything. I should be quiet.
And Brie's like, oh, my God.

Speaker 3 I can't believe she said something.

Speaker 2 Harry told me that in these situations, you always tattletale. So I'm going to go right to Laura.

Speaker 2 So Harry is um asking vion when they're gonna be ready and vion says like in an hour and harry's like well should you want them to be coming down and you're still setting up i mean i do think you need to ask laura how quickly how much longer they're here for dinner because if you come down he's basically saying like uh should we be cleaning their social media's fucking around by the way i think i think they're showing harry fucking around and he's like are we supposed to be working he's like oh we've got time

Speaker 3 and harry's like no you should ask laura because it's not going to be good if we're not prepared and Vion's like, oh, he tells us, he's not lead that kind of bro. You're like the bottom of the pile.

Speaker 3 Why are you bossing me around? This is completely out of order. And I'm not only mad because he's the only one that gets laid and I'm the one who works out.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And he's like, Harry is bossing me around.
That's unacceptable. Now I will do exactly what Harry told me to do.

Speaker 2 So he calls up Laura and he's like, hello, can I get a quick update on how long they're going to be until they're here? And she's like, yeah, probably 20 minutes. So, you know, hurry up.

Speaker 2 So basically, he's like, okay, I guess we have to hustle. He's just mad because he was having a fun time slacking off and Harry ruined the fun time.
But like, he has no drive and no sense of urgency.

Speaker 3 So Brie goes right to Laura and she goes, I have to express my feelings about something.

Speaker 3 She yelled at the captain. She goes, no, she didn't.
What about? She goes, yes, she did. She said, move bags around.
Like, that's a terrible idea. But if you say so, kimonos are terrible.

Speaker 3 Who wants to buy a kimono? Then she strangled him with a kimono belt. Oh.

Speaker 2 And then she said she's not very interested in going to the Philippines in the next few years. And oh, he was livid.
So then

Speaker 2 they're like, uh-oh. So the guests are coming out, playing water toys.
They're being awful

Speaker 2 because they're like...

Speaker 2 on jet skis going really close to everything and it's really dangerous and they're like really almost killing each other and then they're jumping off the side of the boat and they're jumping off the side of the boat that they're not jumping off the side.

Speaker 2 They're supposed to be jumping off the side of the boat for and they're just all awful.

Speaker 3 Also, there's someone there.

Speaker 2 What was his name? Was his name Save?

Speaker 2 Was his name Savior?

Speaker 2 No, no, it wasn't Savior. Someone has a stupid name.
It's going to come up. And I'm going to tell you right now, I hate him.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I said Savior.

Speaker 3 So Jason's like, oh, I know guests are adrenaline junkies, but I prioritize safety over adrenaline. So I'm going to leave it up to them to be safe because I don't believe believe in micromanaging

Speaker 2 or managing. I just want to drive a boat right onto a dock.

Speaker 3 What I believe is in watching fish swim around and naming them. All right, that's what I believe.
I'm going back to the bridge. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 Okay, so they're going to go snorkeling, which is fun, except for the fish, because we actually see shots of fish just like swimming, having a nice time, and then they come like plummeting into the water, and the fish are like, oh, Jesus, and they have to like scurry away.

Speaker 2 Um, so they're gonna go do that. And then Lara's asking if Adair can help in laundry, and Marina gets to go on a break.

Speaker 2 So, I mean, you know, the upside is she gets to actually put her feet up for once. So, now they go snorkeling.
This is where the fish are terrorized by these people.

Speaker 2 Also, by the way, say what you will about these people, but they have great lung strength. That one guy, snorkeling, went underwater and then swam below like an arch in the coral.

Speaker 3 How do you do that?

Speaker 2 I would never be able to hold my breath long enough to get all the way down.

Speaker 2 Did he have one of those

Speaker 3 things those engine things that you hold

Speaker 3 it with his own swim around he did it with the strength of douchebaggery like i don't know how he did it like it motored him through it was very impressive well that's why the billies of the cunninghams have made it all the way to the third all right they're very very fit people they've got strong lungs the very cunninghams so serena's like oh i'm gonna feed these guys like russians wealthy russians they like luxury they're getting caviar they like you know i'm just putting as much much caviar on the table.

Speaker 3 I don't even care if they eat it, you know.

Speaker 3 Let's do this.

Speaker 2 She does do this. She literally serves them chicken with caviar, which makes no sense.
And they're like, sure.

Speaker 2 And for the record, I would eat chicken with caviar. Yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know that I've heard of that, but I don't know. I haven't heard of a lot of things.

Speaker 3 Even though

Speaker 2 I'm not sure if you're a person, even these people are like chicken with caviar. I haven't heard of that.
But it worked. It worked.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 So it's not good, but whatever. Whatever floats your boat.
I'm poorer than you. Like, I don't get it.
So then Jason gets into the peanut M ⁇ Ms, which like brings me back a little bit to his side.

Speaker 3 And he goes, see what happens when I've got no digestive? I guess he like makes a little burp. And Marina's like, what? You get cranky and you start micromanaging everyone.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker 3 And he's like, I do not micromanage. And if you can't manage yourself, that's where I'm going to step in.
And don't talk to me like that again.

Speaker 3 I was like, oh my God, that's the first person I've ever seen able to feel anger with a peanut M ⁇ M in his mouth.

Speaker 2 I mean, wow. No, that's because he's trying to enjoy his peanut M ⁇ M moment and he's got someone sassing him and he's the boss.
He's like, no, no, no, sweetheart. This is my M ⁇ M moment.
And

Speaker 2 the M stands for

Speaker 2 the M does not stand for micro nor for managing. So you better step off.

Speaker 3 Oh, I'm mad and mad. Right, mad and mad.
Mad and mad. Look, even the little characters on the on the yellow bag are angry now.
They're scowling at you. She's like, oh my God, this is true.

Speaker 3 I've never seen angry M ⁇ M before. I'm so sorry.
I take it all back.

Speaker 2 I mean, it's bad enough that Green Eminem traded in her sexy, sexy hall heels for some sneakers. Oh, so angry about that.
And now I've got to deal with this.

Speaker 3 Wasn't that a culture war thing?

Speaker 2 Like, I can't believe it, but sneakers on the MM. The lady MM's wearing a

Speaker 3 sexy green MM.

Speaker 2 But it was also people were upset that she was wearing sneakers. Like, come on, toots.

Speaker 3 Why are you hiding it?

Speaker 2 If you got it, show it. Come on, put on those heels, toots.

Speaker 3 Sneakers aren't sexy.

Speaker 3 So then

Speaker 3 she apologizes, but he's not having it. He's pissed.
So they get ready for the wig party and Laura goes down for a 25-minute nap. And then Vion's like, Wesa Taya, I want to ask out on a date.

Speaker 3 I'm going to take one of the roses and I'm going to give it to her. Oh,

Speaker 3 she's not that into you. I'm sorry.
She just doesn't like you. And you're already, but you picked her third and you're still trying to figure out a way that you can go steal Brie back.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, exactly

Speaker 2 So meanwhile Alicia is getting confused in the kitchen. She's forgetting things and so Zarina's saying you know when you become a head chef You're more of a mentor and with Alicia

Speaker 2 I'll help her in guard as much as I can but she gets so distracted She keeps making curries for no good reason like we need to make lobster and there's a Masaman curry on the side.

Speaker 2 I'm like, what are you doing? Why do you always make curries every time I turn around? I'm learning a lot about a personality right now, and a personality is a big bowl of orange curry.

Speaker 3 You know, it's my job to be a mentor, a mentor to my girl. So it's kind of like a stand and deliver moment.
Stand and deliver curry. No, not curry.

Speaker 2 Why do you keep serving these things that require so many forks?

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 3 I want chicken noodle soup with a five-pronged fork. Do you understand? Or it's going to take you far.

Speaker 2 I just want a nice clear broth and a knife that they can sort of balance a few drops of it.

Speaker 3 So Laura compliments the tables, and then Marina orders Adair to go down and start the cabin. The guests come up for dinner, and we see what it is.
She's like, Here we are.

Speaker 3 This is a misspelling in our notes, but it's a funny one. She's like, Here we are, choking carrot puree, and caviar.

Speaker 2 The following foods will enable you to choke more easily, making our lives much, much simpler once we heave your bodies off the side of the boat.

Speaker 3 Serena watched about five minutes of Corinne's season of The Bachelor and has decided something appropriate would be something that could possibly kill her. So let's please bring up the choking.

Speaker 2 Here we go. This is a bubble gum and peanut butter shot.
You just take it in one shot. You will therefore choke and die.
And then we will have a nice, easy day.

Speaker 2 And if you are alive, we'll give you some carrot puree and some caviar to make it more elevated.

Speaker 3 But no, it's chicken and caviar. And Corinne's like, yeah, we're like caviar people.
Do you have a nanny to like maybe cut mine up and feed it to me?

Speaker 3 So they love this caviar and chicken idea. They're like, wow, that chef has really got it going on.
Says Billy Cunningham the third. Put in close.

Speaker 2 Billy Cunningham, more like Billy satisfied him.

Speaker 2 So Adair is talking to Bianch. He's like, how are you? And he's like, I'm good.
Would you like to go on a date with me here as a rose?

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 2 okay. I was hoping it'd be give me a beer, but that's okay.
I'll take this rose.

Speaker 3 I don't mind. Hey, they got four-wheelers around here.

Speaker 2 You mean cars? No, four-wheelers, you fucking pussy.

Speaker 3 What are we supposed to do? Go on a date? They got a mud pit? They got air rifles.

Speaker 3 We can shoot some cans off of logs. I mean, what the hell? Question.

Speaker 2 Since we're in Europe, do they got one of those big

Speaker 2 one of those big dinosaurs made of cars that eats other cars? Like maybe Peugeots, since we're here?

Speaker 3 So we answer a rose. And she goes, oh, wow, creative.

Speaker 2 A rose. She's uninterested.

Speaker 2 Only pussies watch The Bachelor.

Speaker 3 I love how much she's not into Beyond. It's so funny to me.
So then Serena is stirring some truffle sauce. Stir it more quickly.
It's quite thick. I'm worried it's about to explode.

Speaker 2 Darling, why is the truffle sauce so orange? Oh, I put curry powder in it. Is that okay?

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 2 So now

Speaker 2 the next course arrives, but so do foam provisions. I like that idea of a foam provision.
AKA, two guys, with

Speaker 2 a photo, like literally the sort of faux machine that looks like it has been, it will be used on Ghostbusters to take out

Speaker 2 Mr.

Speaker 2 I mean, Mr. Puff, Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Mr. Puff, Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, or as he is known formally, Mr.
Puff.

Speaker 2 This thing is a cannon.

Speaker 2 This is not a machine. This is a cannon.
And we know because it arrives on a boat and it's like the size of a Kleeg light.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 My dog really hates me playing the piano and he just made it evident because he rubbed up against the wall and unplugged the piano so i will take the hint wow okay that was passive aggressive yeah that's a straight up aggressive damn bueller's like i can tell we're getting close to the end of the recap because it's gonna be piano time soon so let me just abort that situation ahead of time

Speaker 3 where's my where's my phone party dad So now the guests are talking about the Wagu beef-filet and the lobster and truffle cream.

Speaker 3 And Billy Cunningham III is like, like, whoa, this steak is like special.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 one of the guests is like, yeah, I heard Billy likes to go down and dirty on you.

Speaker 3 And his girl's like,

Speaker 3 where are you talking? Please stop talking. He's like, yeah, he likes to go down and make the girl feel better or something like that.

Speaker 2 So anyway, Zarina downstairs goes and like Vion's like sitting in a banquet in the crew mess and Serena just goes and kisses him on the cheek and then like sits on his lap and it's like kissing his neck.

Speaker 2 And it's kind of like one of those things where it's like, oh, we're just mates. We're like boy-girl mates.
So we're going to kiss, but also kind of like maybe more than that. And

Speaker 2 Johnny's like, get a room.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 Vion is happy to have this attention. And he's like, I need a massage.
So he's like, I don't know. I kind of feel like

Speaker 2 it's like one of those moments where like, if Adair walked by, I know she would probably be very put off by it, right? And he should know that too.

Speaker 3 So if he's really into Adair

Speaker 3 or relieving her.

Speaker 2 Precisely. So either way, just even though it's Serena doing it, I still feel like I somehow blame Vion for it, you know?

Speaker 3 Well, he's grosser. So

Speaker 2 he could also say, no, no, no, I'm not interested in you.

Speaker 3 Right. Yeah, like, I don't care if I don't care about Serena.
I just... I don't want to hear her cry about it.
Then I'll care. Yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 You know, she shouldn't know crying about losing more.

Speaker 3 But if she doesn't cry about it, then who cares? So then, um, Vihan

Speaker 3 is telling that he's telling Harry that Johnny's gonna rinse the boat and then go to bed at one.

Speaker 3 So, whatever doesn't get done tonight, write it down. And Harry's like, okay, well, I'll just crack on straight away in the morning.
Surely it'll all work out. It's just a foam party.

Speaker 3 Don, don't, don't. Oh, god, saver.

Speaker 3 Savor is his name.

Speaker 2 Saver, not savior, it's saver. Saver.
Savor spelled S-A-Y-V-O-R.

Speaker 2 Like, it's like say anything, but it's instead it's instead of, you're actually not saying anything, you're saying specifically, savor.

Speaker 3 I would love to see that.

Speaker 3 I like that he's like on a luxury yacht as someone with a name that pinches pennies. So that's nice.
So he's like, will I die if I eat the foam?

Speaker 3 Like, oh, God, this is what we get for bringing a fucking savor onto the boat. It was foam.

Speaker 2 So the foam starts to, it like,

Speaker 2 it is so much foam. Like this thing is, how does it even shoot out this much foam? It is like a portal to a foam dimension and the foam is pouring through.

Speaker 2 Like we opened up, we opened up a vortex to the foam world.

Speaker 2 And now that we have the foam is like finally, and it's like that scene in the first Avengers where like that portal opened up in the sky and all the monsters came out of it.

Speaker 2 That's what the, that's what was happening, but in foam form.

Speaker 3 There was like in Mr. Mom when he puts like dish soap in the washing machine or something.
Yes. The whole house is flooded with bubbles.
And the kids are like, oh my God, this is why dads aren't moms.

Speaker 3 Oh, the 80s.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 by the way, Savor is so stupid. He goes, will I die if I eat the foam? And then he eats some foam and he's like, what?

Speaker 3 And he starts barfing over the side of the boat. And he's like, I got it out.
Whoa, this is sick as hell, bro. Let's keep partying.

Speaker 2 The foam, it takes over everything. Like they are submerged in it.

Speaker 2 And this was, you know, sometimes they do like, sometimes when they have parties on below deck in the yacht, they like try to make things into a club and they put up some streamers and everything.

Speaker 2 And it's cute, but it's not like nothing even close to it. But this time, the foam was, the foam was foaming, as they would say.
And they had all these amazing aerial shots.

Speaker 2 They had drones going around. And you could see this thing was taking up the entire back of the yacht.
It was actually legitimately very insane.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So then after the party, Johnny's like, where is we? Where is V?

Speaker 3 And they're like, I don't know. No one's seen him.
And he's like, I have to clean alone. And it's all this foam.
It's not good.

Speaker 2 Because Vion is there. He was there.
And then the moment it's time to clean up, he's like, he pushes the thing like a broom twice. And he's like, well, this is a lot.

Speaker 2 And then he goes downstairs and then he goes into the crew mess and then he like eats food and he hangs out and then he goes to bed. And Johnny is alone with all the stuff.

Speaker 2 And even if Vion is scheduled to go to bed, then as the head of department, when you see that this is such a mess and you know that one person is not going to be able to do this, you know, in three hours of time, You buck up and you help out and you do it and you get the job done.

Speaker 2 But he's like, what if I have to go to bed because it's going to be hot tomorrow and I have to refill my water bottles?

Speaker 3 Yeah. So he's useless as usual.
So then Adair tells Marina she gets to go on a date, which is just what Marina wants to hear. She's like, wow, really? Don't make him fall in love with you.

Speaker 3 Folding a towel. You know, it's like, he's ain't going to fall in love with me.
He just knows me for three weeks.

Speaker 3 I mean, Jesus Christ, that's enough time to impregnate me, but it ain't enough time to fall in love. Get real, girl.

Speaker 2 So now, uh, Johnny is just like pushing foam around.

Speaker 2 There's got to be a way to clean foam more effectively. There's got to be like some

Speaker 2 look, there are foam parties all the time in these places and like clubs. There must be like a way.
There must be like something that you spray on it that makes it deflate.

Speaker 2 But he's just pushing it around and it's

Speaker 2 nothing's happening. And Lara's like, okay, Bel, good luck with that.
So he's just, he's just left alone. And he's up till 1:37,

Speaker 2 still pushing the foam around. He still doesn't even finish.

Speaker 2 And then there's on top of the foam, there's all the other stuff you're supposed to do on the lates as a deckhand in terms of cleaning the deck. That's so he doesn't.

Speaker 3 Well, here's how you clean up foam. Do you want to hear? Yes.

Speaker 3 After a foam party, the foam usually dissipates naturally, but you can speed up the cleanup by spraying the area with water or using a hose to wash it away.

Speaker 3 It's biodegradable and safe for the environment and lends an extra party note to eels.

Speaker 2 Well, he was, he was spraying, he was spraying the foam with water, but I don't think it was really making an impact because it was like it was special Greek foam. This was like foam.

Speaker 3 File a complaint with AI

Speaker 3 because that's who said it.

Speaker 2 GPT never went to a fan party.

Speaker 3 Hey, wrong.

Speaker 3 Hey, they should call you AI.

Speaker 3 Wrong. Hey, you're wrong, a ai a wrong

Speaker 3 so johnny's upset but orders are orders and i did the best i possibly could if i was octopus i would clean better but i only have two hands two hands that will beat a man that messes with my friends just kidding now these two hands open book maybe i can kill foam with book read foam read

Speaker 2 Unfortunately, I only have

Speaker 2 two hands, and I can't use those hands to clean foam because I'm too busy saying, me and my friends, my crew, we were like this.

Speaker 2 Yes, good use of hands.

Speaker 2 So he basically can't do it. It's all himself.
He does as much as he can. So in the morning,

Speaker 3 Harry's not early. He's like three or something, which is crazy.

Speaker 2 He stays up late, but it's like there's too much, too much foam. So Harry is out there and he's like, oh, it's filthy.
This will make for an ample tattletale laid out for today.

Speaker 2 So he is trying to clean it up. The place looks like shit.
And meanwhile, Serena's making making some breakfast and everything.

Speaker 2 And Johnny, you know, when Vion's waking up, Johnny's telling Vion, like, by the way, I only was able to finish a third of the sun deck. I didn't write on the board, but and everything.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Harry is trying to clean it. And Adair is like, wow, it's real dirty out here.
She's like, oh, I know. It's really dirty.

Speaker 2 And then guests are coming. Even worse, the guests are coming out and the guests are out there.
And so now you got this dirty deck.

Speaker 2 And the guests are, it's supposed to look clean and like spotless and beautiful. And it's not.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so trying to figure that out. And meanwhile, Jason tells Laura, you know what Marina said to me?

Speaker 3 She goes, I didn't hear, you know, but there was a point in the crew mess and she kind of cornered me on like what's happening with service and housekeeping.

Speaker 3 And it was a bit of an inappropriate time because Adair was there. And then Adair got stuck in and trying to give me ideas on how I should rotate the girls.

Speaker 3 And I was just like, he's like, excuse me, do I have the right to bitch occasionally? Because I was just about to tell you.

Speaker 2 I was trying to enjoy some MMs.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 so it sounds like marina's about to get in more trouble for i mean marina should get in trouble marina was totally out of line but sounds like she's about to get into more trouble than vion will be for all of his ineptitude so um

Speaker 2 then

Speaker 2 meanwhile well the shit's terrible out there but vion's downstairs just drinking some sort of like you know health smoothie or whatever. So he's really on top of everything.

Speaker 2 And now they're going to lift up anchors and everything. They're going to move.
It's cleaning and cleaning and cleaning.

Speaker 2 And so now vion decides so now it's almost breakfast time it's 20 minutes before breakfast and so you know one thing that the deck crew does is that they they spray the teak with that like foam stuff to get out stains and now vion has decided because he now wants to be responsible to clean the stains that are all around the table even though it's about to be breakfast and harry's like but they'll be at iha shouldn't we wait until after they're done eating he's like no we have to do it now we have to be professional we're going to do it right now so harry has is building an immense case for a big, juicy tattletale later.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And Lara's like, Why are you cleaning this now? We're about to have breakfast.
It's extremely unprofessional. And he's like, Well, it was supposed to be done last night.

Speaker 3 I don't know what happened. Johnny should have done it.
And she's like, Well, he was out here for hours. He goes, Exactly.

Speaker 3 And, you know, then Harry should have done it. If it wasn't done last night, he points to Harry.
And she's like, Okay,

Speaker 3 but this is still not the time to clean. He goes, Oh, do you want me to just leave it dirty then?

Speaker 3 No, how about you fucking help your crew do their job instead of sleeping and eating all day, you lazy fucking motherfucker? Oh my God, he was the worst.

Speaker 3 I bet he's one of those go-go boys that just toe taps.

Speaker 2 Yeah, oh, 100%. He probably takes tons of breaks.
So Harry's like, let's just get it done and talk about it later after it's cleaned up.

Speaker 2 And Vion's like, no, I'm going to go to the captain while I know about this. So he's going to go.
He's like, I'm going to tattle before Harry Tattles.

Speaker 3 And by the way, Vion

Speaker 3 not to get tattled on. It's so funny.
Yeah, I will go before you can tattle on me.

Speaker 2 But by the way, Vion can't stand that Harry tattles.

Speaker 2 I mean, no one wants to deal with a tattler but if vion focused more on being a leader and actually like instilling like the hierarchy instead of trying to be friends harry would be like you know a harry would probably have less to tattle about but also harry would probably not he would probably be intimidated to tattle because since there's no sense of hierarchy out there it's just like the wild west so he's like i gotta tell someone that this is a disaster right well harry is a tattletale but you're supposed to go to your superior if like if your immediate superior is not doing their job your only course of, you know, action is to go to the superior above them.

Speaker 3 That's the only way to go. But that's not the same in reverse.

Speaker 3 I mean, Vion looks like so unprofessional going to the captain to complain that stuff isn't getting done when he's supposed to be the one managing the stuff getting done. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So, oh, it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So, so Lara's like, whatever.
So, she goes and goes, starts. She's like, starts complaining to Zarina.
And she's like, Zarina is like making a risotto.

Speaker 2 So she's like stirring really like the entire time. So Lara's like, I can't work with Vian.
He was doing K2R when the guests are up and coming for breakfast.

Speaker 2 And I'm sorry about cleaning the deck while the guests are up there for breakfast. It's unprofessional.
And he's been up since 7 a.m. And that was nine o'clock that he was doing that.

Speaker 2 Why wasn't it done? And so Zarina's like, well, did he say, did he respond? Laura's like, oh, well, he went to captain. It's bullshit.
He doesn't take any responsibility or any accountability.

Speaker 2 And he blames everyone else. And honestly, don't know what to say or what to do.

Speaker 3 So then Vion goes to Jason and he's like, well, you know, I woke up and there was mess and there was cake and harry was supposed to do it but then laura blamed me for it and i can't have someone commenting stuff like that if she has no idea what's going on on the outside well you don't know what's going on out there either because you're not there your insides are eating eating the cake eating the cake that you're complaining about it's like the other stories of what's being told but it's not really the truth and at the end of the day i look like the bad person i really am trying my hardest and jason's like excuse me excuse me you get nothing for nothing right there at the end of the the day there.

Speaker 3 Now, with five charters in, and you know the job, don't throw people under the bus. Let's get it perfect.
You know, I'm over this drama with them. If they can't get it together,

Speaker 3 someone's going home. Don't, don't, don't.
I'm like, yeah, but also you tattletailed about Marina to an underling too, when you had already taken care of it.

Speaker 3 So it's just like a tattletale kind of an episode. But also everyone has a point.

Speaker 3 Everyone has, the thing is, when you're on a tiny boat, when you just want to vent to someone, it just kind of comes off as tattletailing because like whoever you vent to is part of some sort of hierarchy but i think ultimately jason's at the top and he's doing a very bad job managing vion he's doing a shitty shitty job managing vion he's seen yeah over and over that this guy's fucking up he doesn't give him the helmet of death he gives it to everybody else around him even when vion's the one fucking up every single time and now he's acting like oh the kids are fighting no that's your underling and you need to fucking take care of him why are you more offended that marina made a smart ass comment at you than you are that this guy almost drowned a guest because he took a leaking fucking thing into the water?

Speaker 3 You know, it's weird.

Speaker 3 I don't know what they're putting Jason. Like, I generally like him.
He's not mean or he's not bad, but I just, I don't know.

Speaker 3 I wonder how much I don't really understand what he's doing.

Speaker 2 He seems to be really, it's weird that he doesn't seem to be picking up on how terrible Vion is. But

Speaker 2 next week looks insane. Next week is Johnny punching the wall, which will probably mean that he's going to get fired because people are like crying.

Speaker 3 But this week they made it clearer that Johnny is mad.

Speaker 3 They've they just kind of showed that on its own up until now, but tonight tonight's the first time they've shown us that he's it looks like he's mad at um Vion

Speaker 3 for causing all this drama and being a little gossip and trying to turn everybody against each other. That's what it looks like at least.
I wasn't clear.

Speaker 2 I rewounded a few times because he says someone's name, but it's also when he punches and I couldn't hear what he really said. But because Vion

Speaker 2 because Harry's like, I'm gonna leave this boat. I don't care.
Because Vion Vion is trying to talk shit about Harry.

Speaker 2 And then we see Johnny punching something and it sounds like I fucking hate him or whatever. I don't know.
It looks really good. It's going to be, I'm like, I'm very excited.

Speaker 3 I'm very excited. Well, we'll see next week, won't we, everybody? Thank you so much for being here.
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The horizon doesn't look right. At first, all you can see is a thin white line stretching as far as your eyes can see.

Speaker 4 Then, the line starts to rise. But it's not the horizon at all.
It's a wave, a 30-foot wall of water, and it's racing straight toward you.

Speaker 4 On the day after Christmas in 2004, a 9.1 magnitude earthquake hit off the coast of Indonesia, triggering a devastating tsunami. It struck Thailand without warning.

Speaker 4 No alarms, no cell phone alerts, no evacuation.

Speaker 4 In this season of Against the Odds, experience one of the deadliest natural disasters in history through the perspectives of those who did everything they could to survive.

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