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Charlie Sheen makes his big reality TV debut on this week’s Denise Richards & Her Wild Things.  We learn he likes lentil soup, has fears of carrots, and recently got his neck done. Check outDenise>

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accuses Garcelle of beingThe>

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accusesThe>

On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan does less and less and complains more and more, which frustrates everyone and sets the season on a course to chaos. Yay! It’s all set in motion by a foam party forBelow>

This week on Crappy Hour, Garcelle leaves RHOBH, Erika Jayne might have to pay the piper, Bethenny gets read by Dolores, Brit makes an ass out of herself on RHOA, Brooke comes for Denise Richards,

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Brit reveals herself to be a true tryhard on The Real Housewives of Atlanta when she throws a fit at a bank party for zero reason and announces that she’s got a pistol.The>

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Brit reveals herself to be a true tryhard on The Real Housewives of Atlanta when she throws a fit at a bank party for zero reason and announces that she’s got aThe>

We’re live for Summer House in Philly! Jessie is without a girl to rub on, so he lets his “toe” get sucked in a foursome with Imrul. Guys it’s not his fault. Women just want him so badly! Also, Kyle

We’re live in DC to cover the Southern Charm Reunion Part One! Craig cries about Paige, Shep and Molly talk about bangin, and Venita and JT get into a very confusing timeline fight. To watch this

Top Chef: Canada is in full swing and we’re finally here to run down the chefs via their bios and to talk turkey about the first few episodes. Bon appetit! To watch this recap on video, listen to our

The Valley is back for season 2 and we’re here to trash the trailer shot by shot. Will Michelle get caught being a high priced call girl? Will Brittany finally rid herself of the Jax scourge? Will

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and ErikaThe>

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom isThe>

On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan continues to be utterly useless as he lazes about the boat and whines anytime anyone calls him out. Meanwhile, Lara tries to cobble together a Fear Factor dinnerBelow>

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On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t askThe>

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On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’tThe>

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Venita confronts Ryan about barbershop rumors, Molly makes a move on Shep, Salley and Taylor sort of fight, and Craig bares his soul about the breakup that noSouthern>

During a pirate-themed episode of Summer House, Kyle and Craig finally come face to face to schedule their big face-to-face confrontation. Meanwhile, Carl invites a woman named Lil to the house, andSummer>

In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Top Chef winner Brooke Williamson swings by to help Denise cook while Aaron hides his boner.  Meanwhile, Sami gets to see her new nose. ToDenise>

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the St. Lucia vacay continues. Garcelle confronts Kyle about Morgan, but when she needs backup from Sutton, it’s just crickets. Naturally she repaysThe>

Wihan has decided he’s in love on this week’s Below Deck Down Under. Will he be able to do one lick of work with his heart pounding so? No, but he finds plenty of time to be deeply offended by bootyBelow>

This week on Crappy Hour Live, Dorit isn’t paying her bills (allegedly), Jax announces a coke addiction and a podcast tour, and Carl just wants us to let him be a Cake Eater. Join us live every other

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Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t

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Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t

We’re in Minneapolis for this week’s Southern Charm! JT is accused of more dastardly deeds, Sally gets a boob redo, and Paige shows up to mock Craig. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus

We’re live from Cinci to recap Summer House this week! Carl tries to get over Lindsay, Imrul bangs another ghost, and Jesse tries to figure out how to get himself out of the Lexi sitch. To watch this

In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, the girls plan a funeral for a gila monster and one of them gets their nose fileted to look more like their mom, who is spending most of the timeDenise>

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries about her husband being photographed with a younger woman and somehow not once is the name Morgan Wade brought up.The>

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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries about her husband being photographed with a younger woman and somehow not once is the name Morgan Wade brought up. ThenThe>

In the wake (get it??) of a jetski incident, the crew ups its game to entertain the guests on Below Deck Down Under. There can only be one solution: captain in a kimono.  Also, a new sous chefBelow>

We’re talking the season finale and reunion of Southern Hospitality today. The gang tries to confront Will about cheating accusations at a pretend law prom, but he sneaks away. Luckily, they get toSouthern>

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Real Housewives of Atlanta is back!  New cast, new drama, new strange green screens. What’s not to love when a legendary franchise rebounds? To watch this recap on video, listen toReal>

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Real Housewives of Atlanta is back! New cast, new drama, new strange green screens. What’s not to love when a legendary franchise rebounds? To watch this recap on video, listenReal>

Sienna finally breaks the news to Shep that she’s just not that into him on Southern Charm.  Plus, Austen and Craig finally bury the hatchet… at least until the next fight. To watch this recapSouthern>

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The long shadow of Hannah Berner continues to rankle Kyle on Summer House, and Paige has had enough of it. Also, Lindsay has a gender reveal scavenger hunt that’s asSummer>

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The long shadow of Hannah Berner continues to rankle Kyle on Summer House, and Paige has had enough of it. Also, Lindsay has a gender reveal scavenger hunt that’s asSummer>

We’re recapping the first two episodes of Denise Richards and Her Wild Things.  In the first ep, Denise tangles with Malibu plastic laws as she throws a BBQ for her family.  Then she hangsDenise>

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton throws a fashion show, and Kathy Hilton walks the runway. Too bad she wasn’t a model.  Meanwhile, Kyle reels from paparazzi photosThe>

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton throws a fashion show, and Kathy Hilton walks the runway. Too bad she wasn’t a model.  Meanwhile, Kyle reels fromThe>

This week on Crappy Hour Live, Venita claims that she’s been edited unfairly on Southern Charm, Southern Charm is showing up on White Lotus, and Karen Huger is in the pokey. Join us live every other

The gang tries to rescue some stray cats and Joey Marbles is creepily obsessing over Maddi on Southern Hospitality. Oh and Will is still being accused of banging people in the bathroom. To watch thisSouthern>

Self-described diva mermaids descend upon the Below Deck Down Under ship, and one is possibly drowned after being loaded onto faulty equipment. The other piece of faulty equipment, Wihan, has a lotBelow>

Stacey is confronted about TJ alleging he’s a hired actor on Real Housewives of Potomac, and Karen is still making excuses and isn’t even in the room to do it. To watch this recap on video, listen toReal>

Southern Charm time! JT shows up to the group trip only to have a vacation walk off and a quick straddle, then Shep is ignored some more by the beauty queen. Don’t worry, though, he gets to paradeSouthern>

Kyle rage texts Paige before his DJ gig on Summer House and a new, proud f boy joins the house. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode

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There’s a Caviar and Caftans party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton rips Dorit for being poor after another comment on her alcohol intake. Who willThe>

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There’s a Caviar and Caftans party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton rips Dorit for being poor after another comment on her alcohol intake. WhoThe>

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Douche cruise continues to douche up the Seychelles on Below Deck Down Under.  With Anthony gone, Tzarina has to cook and clean everything by herself, butBelow>

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Douche cruise continues to douche up the Seychelles on Below Deck Down Under.  With Anthony gone, Tzarina has to cook and clean everything by herself, butBelow>

As TJ launches Sir Weiners on Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley leans into the fantasy that he’s actually married to Maddi. Meanwhile, Emmy and Will are stronger than ever! To watch this recap onSouthern>

Mia is in full Mia mode as she tries to explain, excuse, and rewrite her stories on Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, a sordid beef between Stacey and Viv emerges.  To watch this recap on video,Real>

Shep reaches new levels of cringe as he continues to pursue Sienna on Southern Charm. It’s a text message we may never forget. Meanwhile, Craig laments the decline of his friendship withSouthern>

Carl and Lindsay share words for the first time since the reunion on Summer House.  Plus, Ciara confronts West, and Jesse receives a koala hug. To watch this recap on video, listen to ourSummer>

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a July 4th party that devolves into a series of petty spats. First, Sutton has to wait in a foyer, then she calls Dorit a bitch, andThe>

This week on Crappy Hour, there’s a war a brewin between the North and South as the rhetoric from Southern Charm and Summer House cast members heats up amid the Craige Uncoupling. Also, Anne Marie