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all right here we are with some real housewives of salt lake city season six episode two law and out of order They should have just called this episode Gout Dick Sucker and been done with it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

I was trying to think of, I had to think of a name for the episode, and I was like, what, what was the thing?

What, what, what is the gout?

It's going to be a gout pun, everyone.

Who knows?

The form.

One day you're maybe what I just said.

One day you're in there.

One day you're gout.

That's true.

One day you're in.

The next day you're gout.

One day you're in.

One day you're a gout.

Down and out.

Down and gout of Beverly Hills.

Oh, Salt Lake City.

Okay, so when we left, everybody was scared that they were going to be killed by the slut killer of Salt Lake City, whatever her name is.

Slut shaming ghost.

I'm like, hello, it's 2025 ghosts.

Stop with the slut-shaming.

But, and my favorite part was that, was, of course, Meredith taking it so seriously.

Like, I have to get back to my family.

I have a child.

And like, legit freaking out.

But guess what?

Everybody's fine.

They lived.

It was a shocker.

And Meredith tells us, they're not going to let us down.

It's too big of a liability for them at work.

Yeah, you never know what Bravo might do for ratings.

I wouldn't put a best note.

Bravo's like, you know, what if we did as a ratings that we just let a ghost kill our entire cast?

Well, I guess that could be kind of fun.

The next chapter in The Bravo Reckoning.

They murdered us.

Leah Sweeney's like,

I was murdered.

Leah Sweeney is suing us a ghost.

Bravo murdered me in a Salt Lake City episode.

I'm not even on that fucking show.

This is a crisis.

Okay.

This is unsafe work environment.

They literally are having ghosts kill us.

We're being hunted by ghosts.

It's not right.

We're taking it to the courts.

We're going to sue a ghost.

It's just Ramona the whole time, the slut killer.

It's always been Ramona.

She's like, you know what?

You're a loose girl.

That's it.

He's like, what?

I think girls should have manners.

Okay.

So I was race.

Sorry.

Set.

You're not going to have to die now.

Yeah.

You are slutty.

You're a slutty girl in Salt Lake and you shouldn't be messing up the hills of Provo.

Okay.

Cause I remember this one time when I was a little girl.

My father's best friend, Geraldine Parsons Smith, said, you know what?

You're a loose girl and you need to get yourself in order.

And to this day, I've never been able to be slutty.

Okay.

I've never been able to do it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

But that's just the truth.

I feel bad for even having to come to Slut Lake City.

Okay.

Set.

Sorry.

So everybody's waking up in their RV and Whitney's like, are you ready to go brush your teeth down by the river?

They're like,

no.

She's like, that's what you do.

I know that Whitney does that at home too.

She just walks down to that little pond thing behind her house.

It's just like, brush up, brush your brush.

Brush a brush, brush.

Yeah, she little known fact that is the...

Go down to the river to brush your teeth is actually the original lyrics for down to the river to pray.

As I went down to the river to brush my teeth, thoughtting about that good old way of missing.

Just imagining Whitney singing an old hymn, an old hymn about brushing her teeth.

Whitney just loves the outdoors.

She's got a pole out there coming out of the Poshwar, though.

So Meredith is like, is there a coffee maker or a cappuccino maker on here?

She's like, this is not the four seasons, Meredith.

Listen, a Keurig is not too much to ask.

Get a fucking Keurig.

You're in an RV for Christ's sake.

You can have a bed.

You can have a microwave.

You can have a Keurig.

Get a Keurig.

There should be a Keurig on that thing because that is like a luxury RV.

If you've got an RV that can fit like all those adults and their housewives and it can be kind of luxe, there should be room for like a little baby Keurig.

I'm not this is Salt Lake City and you guys are low budget and community theater, but still you can at least give people a Keurig for Christ's sake.

Get some Quest coffee in the fridge.

Yeah, this was unfortunately a

poorly conceived trip based on the fact that they got hot dogs with no buns, hamburger buns with no hamburgers, and

asparagus with no way to cook them.

You know, so I guess a Keurig is just really a bridge too far.

So they go outside and they, they, I'm not sure if they're not allowed to talk about cows, like if cows are branded a certain way here, that they're not allowed to mention them.

But it's weird because they go out and there's a bunch of cows across the little river thing.

And they're like, Wow, it's animals.

Wow, it is animals.

Come look at the animals and animals.

It's like, you can call them cows.

I mean, are we not allowed to say cows anymore?

What has 2025 done to us?

I know, seriously.

It's like on baking, the baking show when they couldn't say Marmite.

They're like yeasts, yeast extract.

It's like, no, you can say, you can say cow.

You could, it's

no, I'm not allowed to.

That's part of the conditions of me settling Whitney Rose into bankruptcy.

I had to give up the word cow.

It's like, what?

What are you talking about?

You exploited my cow gyma.

Or a bunch of animals out here.

And Andy said, do you think they are saying the same thing about us?

Like, no, that was funny because you know the cows are.

They're like, Merr, look at these crazy witches out here.

What are these ladies doing what are they wearing

you were selling those cows short those are bravo fans like

oh my god icon meredith marks icon

you said my husband was gay

what if they're just like what if they're just like the cow salt lake city like on in on cow housewives it's like they they you know how they like do the traders in the same castle for both uk and the us like the cow

It's like,

I heard that,

I heard that Clarabelle has four lawsuits against her.

I hope you come to my book opening for the good movement,

the bad movement.

Sorry, I fucked up my dad joke.

We're always waiting for Lisa Holstein.

We'll crossover.

Crossover with the Real Housewives of Miami Cow.

So they start making breakfast.

And, you know, bad choices for breakfast too.

Why are you bringing steaks?

Why?

You're bringing steaks and the only thing you can eat them out of is a paper bowl.

Come on.

So they make breakfast and Whitney and Heather brush their, you know,

dentures or whatever those things are.

They're implants.

What do you call them?

Not dentures.

That's rude.

I don't mean that like that.

I'm older than them anyway.

Chicklos.

Tic Tac.

Yeah, they're cleaning their implants.

Oh,

scrabble pieces.

Okay.

And Heather's like,

I have no ability to spit.

It's crazy.

I lost that when I Botoxed my upper lip.

So, I mean, spitting was kind of my thing, but now I can't even spit.

Yeah, I can't.

It's no longer on my Tinder profile.

I'm like, is there a Tinder profile even in the first place, but at this point?

So then Bronwyn is cooking the steak and Mary's like, Bronwyn, do you not know how to cook steak?

I don't even think you eat steak.

Do you?

She's like, Mary, no.

I don't.

I don't cook anything.

No, I don't.

That is absolutely very true.

I have Christian Siriano cook it for me.

That is true.

Mary's like, I can tell by the way you're digging at that steak.

It's like, damn.

Mary's pretty harsh, but she's also not able to eat the steak.

Like she has a whole moment where she's like, how am I supposed to, how am I supposed to, I can't, I can't eat.

It's a bowl.

It's a paper plastic.

It's paper.

But, but, and you don't have a steak knife.

Like, it is actually,

it's, remember that commercial for milk where the guy, um, he like gets hit by like a butt.

He's like this asshole and he's across the street.

He gets hit by a bus.

And then he winds up

and he's like in this room and there's all these cookies.

He's like, oh my God, I went to heaven.

I can't believe it.

They actually accepted me in heaven.

And he just was eating this big, glorious cookie.

And then he reaches for the milk and all the milk containers are empty and he realizes he's actually in hell.

I think this was like, this was like the steak version.

I think that just happened all across America this morning when people woke up and realized they weren't raptured.

I felt bad for so many people on TikTok who were like, we are out.

We are being raptured today.

And I just wanted to say bye to everybody.

There's one I sent you yesterday with this lady who's like, guys, this is my last TikTok because I'm so blessed.

The rapture is happening tonight.

And I am just so grateful to be taken.

And all of you who are seeing this, you were not raptured.

And I'm so sorry for you.

But you know what?

At least you can just go on and do all the sins you want to keep doing.

So.

Like dead serious.

What?

What the fuck?

I was almost disappointed that nobody was raptured when i woke up i mean that would definitely make dinner conversations the holidays a lot easier you know what i mean i'm like oh my god you're all still here i had a text from family this morning i was like oh my god they didn't take you i thought there was a bus waiting for you people

I think the tariffs were just too high for the rapture.

I was like, I think we're going to cancel shipping on this.

I think we should cancel shipping to heaven.

Okay, shipping is shipping issues.

And listen here.

Listen here, Jesus.

Listen here, Jesus.

We're going to charge you 30% over to take these people up to heaven.

He's like, I'm sorry, but I'm like notoriously poor.

So unfortunately, all the escalators up to heaven stopped.

There was a little bit of an issue and you have to look into that.

Poor things.

They just woke up today because you know they woke up today and there's just empty milk cartons everywhere.

And they're like, oh my God, I'm actually in hell.

Yes, you are because you drank all your milk yesterday because you thought your ass was being raptured.

Guess what?

You're not.

Now you have to go to the store and show your stupid face while you buy more milk.

What a strange,

final terrestrial act to do.

It's like, well, I'm about to be raptured.

Let me drink a lot of milk.

I would do that.

That's what I would do.

Dairy and carbs.

That's it.

It's like, he's coming.

I would definitely go straight to the dairy and the carbs.

There would be a lot of bagels and cream cheese hanging out above.

100%.

Because that's not sinful.

It just tastes good.

So, yeah, Bronwyn's basically saying, Yeah, I don't know how to, I don't know how to cook steak.

So now they're sitting around and they're trying to eat this steak out of these bowls.

Like this entire camping trip is actually low-key, very frustrating to watch because they're so inept at it.

And Heather's like, this place feels like I could bring the girls up here, rent an RV, and like have a whole experience.

I'm like, you just spent the past episode talking about how there was some prude ghosts trying to kill young women.

And now you're like, it's a great place for my girls.

Uh-uh.

No.

No, it's not.

Oh, yeah.

So she says she's going to rent a whole experience.

We could fish, but it's too late now because Annabelle's leaving.

And so everybody's just kind of looking at her.

And Angie goes,

do you mean she's going off to college?

She's like, yeah.

She's the last kid in the house.

Wait for it, everybody.

I have a very touching monologue coming about Empty Nest Syndrome.

It's kind of a storyline.

So, all right, prepare yourself.

Do we have any music?

Do we have any?

That would be great.

I just brushed my teeth down the river.

Did you get that?

Okay.

Okay, America, get ready for a really compelling storyline for this season.

Wow, she's the last kid in the house.

I can't wait for it to happen.

Like, it couldn't happen soon enough for me.

And I feel guilty.

I just feel like she's the last part of that era of my life.

And I want it to be over with.

Gone, done.

Like, not my relationship with her, of course, but just trying to be be a family, trying to be the mom and the dad.

Annibal actually said to me, she said, I feel like you've been in a fight or flight since dad left.

And I said, I have been, because it's just been like the kids can't get, can't get screwed up.

They can't get screwed up because then it would be my fault.

I'm like, are we really sitting through another Mormon drama storyline from Heather Gay?

Heather Gay, who like writes these books about like bad Mormon out of the church, but then we have to sit through like,

but now people will get mad at me if I mess up my daughters.

I was like, well, thank God you went on to reality TV which always is so healthy to all the families

yeah you know she's doing the whole empty nester thing but it's a twist on it because normally it's like oh my god you guys the kids are leaving what am I gonna do I don't know how to live in a house anymore suddenly it's just all me and I've had my girls this whole time and now it's just me and I'm single like what am I gonna do that's usually the storyline but Heather's isn't she's just like thank God my kids are gone I can't wait to not be their mother anymore.

It has been exhausting having to be there every single day for those little bitches.

I am so glad.

Everyone's just kind of staring at her because it doesn't sound very sense.

I mean, it sounds kind of mean, right?

If you're watching it as her kids to be like, geez, mom.

Even though, even though that said, I understand what she's saying, like it's.

exhausting and hard.

You're raising three kids on your own.

And, you know, I get that part of it too, but it does sound like, ooh, I think everybody who who was listening to it felt the same way because they do a pan around it, all the ladies sitting by the fire.

They're all sitting in a circle and they're all looking at how they're like.

And so she just keeps going.

It's like a five-minute monologue.

And she's like, yeah, I was born to be a wife and a mother.

And any desire to be anything outside of that was basically a sin.

And I was in charge of raising the kids.

And he was in charge of providing and sitting in a hot tub outside.

And then when we left, I was still 100% in charge of raising the kids.

I've never had one single night off.

Not one night off.

You're on a trip right now.

You take five years.

You take five trips.

You take five trips a year on this show, ma'am.

I mean, I know what she means.

Like, you're a parent, right?

I wonder if this is really just code for like,

I want to take in a lover.

And I feel guilty about having sex in my house.

Is it really as simple as that?

Because we haven't seen that.

I mean, someone someone on twitter actually pointed out that like we've not seen much of her romantic we've seen nothing we've the the closest we've seen of her having any sort of romantic life was that when she like got horny over that guy at jen shaw's house in season one and there's nothing wrong with that i just want to also add it's not like you she needs to have that but she sort of talks a game a little bit but we don't actually see any of that so maybe she has some sort of guilt

about

bringing a guy around while she's raising these daughters.

I mean, I get the impression, honestly, that she's just sick of men and they're bullshit.

You know, she's probably been too disappointed.

I mean, and I'm probably projecting a lot of my own, my own shit onto her, but I've always looked at her as kind of similar to me in that way.

Just like, no more time for this.

Like, I have no more time for this.

But I don't know, maybe she has been hiding it.

But I get what she's saying, you know, and the whole, it's been really hard.

And now I get to start a new chapter.

But she's kind of vacillating between like, this is great and feeling like she should be like, this is horrible.

I don't know.

It feels like trying to kind of land a storyline.

And I'm like, I think so, too.

Also, I've met a lot of parents who are like, oh, thank God the kids are out of the house.

Like, they always like, I think parents, my, my, from what I sense from, from my friends who are parents and family members is that like you want, you want your keep your kids around because it's like you love raising your kids and it's like a special time in your life.

And you know that like once they go off to college, it's kind of like,

you know, it's like they're starting their real real adult lives, et cetera.

And so like, you want to cling on to it, of course, because sentimental and you love your children, but there's also a feeling of like, oh, I can do what I want now.

You know, like, I can, I can, I've done my, I've sort of, you never feel like you've done your job, but you sort of feel like, okay,

I can do the things I want to do.

I can go travel.

I can do this and that.

I can go, I can, I can see what brunch is like again, you know?

And so.

I think Heather may be alluding to that, but she's trying to kind of like wrap it up in this, like,

and like whatever like tatters are left of her Mormon storylines of, like, I was raised this way in the church to be a parent.

It's like, you know what?

Like,

okay, fine.

We can, we could do this again.

We can hop back onto the Mormon rodeo with you, Heather.

But this one's a little, I don't know, it feels a little bit more of a reach.

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It's season six.

You're not the only one who has conflicted emotions about your children leaving the house.

Jeez.

There's a whole show about it.

Well, that's best.

Yeah.

Although that was the came back.

So you should be so lucky to have Dinah Manoff move back into your house, ma'am.

Ma'am.

Dinah Manoff.

The kid everybody's been waiting for to return.

Dinah Manoff.

I want Dinah Manoff to move in with Heather and be like, I'll be your daughter.

Shoulder mans.

Look at that era.

It was really, really hard.

And mostly hard because I couldn't show them it was hard.

I acted like it was perfect and normal.

And I was just so happy.

And I was fine.

And I loved everything I was doing, but I was gritting my teeth the whole time with those little bitches.

I'm exhausted.

Day in, day out.

Daughters here, daughters there.

Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

Get out.

Just get out.

Sounds like you have put a lot of non-Greek expectations on yourself.

Might I suggest Tahini?

And Whitney's like, well, pay she didn't have a choice about it.

Didn't she leave her husband?

Or did her husband leave her?

I forget about this.

I forget what the story was.

Did she leave her husband?

I think she or did she, I think it was a church-related thing, right?

Or the, no, she got kicked out of the church because she divorced the husband.

I think there was an alien abduction that like just severed their family and they just were not able to reconcile.

Alien abduction.

So Bronwyn tries to relate.

Bronwyn goes, oh, Heather, like, obviously, I took a very different track.

I was also raised, two parents, we're still together, 50 plus years, Mormon.

And when I had Gwen myself, by myself, I went through the same insecurity.

Like, this is not how it's supposed to be happening.

I was supposed to have a family.

It was supposed to be marriage and a temple.

All that kind of stuff.

But I feel the exact opposite of Heather, you know, because Gwen's graduated in October and she needs to be leaving.

And instead, I moved her boyfriend into our house so she could stay longer and he could pick up the poop.

Yeah, that's what I did.

Yeah, so I didn't think this was bad.

No, yeah,

I didn't think it was bad.

Yeah, I think she was just kind of telling her experience.

But Angie goes, yeah, Heather, these should be the best years of your life.

And Heather's like, I know.

And that's why I feel guilty.

That's why I feel guilty.

I just want them out.

So Bronwyn talks about her and she's talking about how she's not prepared for Gwen to move out.

And then we get a clip of Gwen and the boyfriend making breakfast or something in Bronwyn's house.

And Gwen has become Bronwyn.

Did you notice?

I know.

She's the same haircut.

The exact same haircut, the same posture, the same nodding while she's making an egg or whatever.

She's like, yep,

I'm doing a dish.

I'm doing a dish right now, mother.

I'm doing it right now.

I don't want any of it from you about it, young lady.

I'm like, oh my God, this is frightening.

I mean, I get like resembling your mother in a way.

I mean, let's face it, I'm a red wig away from being mine, but

this was weird, like exactly the same.

Yeah.

So Bronwyn's like, I mean, what if Gwen moves out and I have, you know, all this time and space and freedom to do something fabulous with my life and I don't make something fabulous out of my life.

I don't know who I am if I'm not Gwen's mom.

I'm like, I hate to break it to you, but you also have that time right now.

You're wealthy.

So Bromwyn said, I'm just, I'm not ready to be done.

My insecurity is I haven't done enough with Quenny yet.

Okay.

I haven't dressed her in a hot dog dress.

There's so much more to do.

I need more time with her.

Quenn still has not gone to lunch wearing a bikini while it's snowing outside.

And that's something as a mother that I just can't, it just, although she did lie about having a diamond necklace last week, and that made me kind of proud.

So she's like, yeah, I'm insecure because I feel like I need more time with her.

So Heather says, but I feel like you're saying that I don't love my kids because I want them to leave.

No,

she didn't say that.

You are the one saying that you want your kids to leave and you feel guilty for wanting them to leave.

Are we in a movie theater?

Because I'm seeing a lot of projection over there in that corner, Heather.

Um, so Pronoun's like, What?

And Heather's like, I mean, I love my kids so much, so much.

Because, well, I wasn't saying that, I was saying, I wish you wouldn't question why you feel like you have to do it that way.

You can do however you want, you know, however, you did it.

It's perfect.

That's that's what I'm trying to say to you.

I wish you wouldn't question the way you did it.

She's like, What?

Are you saying that I should be questioning?

Are you saying I hate my children?

Are you saying my children are just as good as those animals over there of unknown

species?

Oh, so now you're accusing me, accusing me of voting for post-birth abortion.

Thanks a lot, Bronwyn.

Thanks a lot.

She's like, no, I'm not.

So now you're saying I should just be able to infanticide my own teenage children.

She's like, no, I'm not saying that at all.

Oh, so murder my children.

That's what you're saying.

I hate my children and I should disembowel them right now.

Right now.

It's wait.

It's funny, Heather, because now I just want to be a stay-at-home mom and I can't be.

I'm actually going through the reverse.

Like this whole crisis of failure of my business has really made me just want to be home with my kids and my business fails and I can't be now and I still have to figure out how to make money Whitney just inserting her storyline into this like nascent fight Heather's trying to make a fight out of nothing and Whitney's now trying to take the nothing fight and make it her own

Yeah, Bronwyn inserted her thought.

I mean, I think they're supposed to be doing like you share and I share, right?

It's like a girl's trip.

Yeah.

You know, we're each sharing our feelings.

But Bronwyn does it and heather's like oh really so i didn't do it your way so now i want to murder my children and then whitney's like well geez heather all i want is to be a stay-at-home mom heather doesn't jump on her like oh so you so you're saying i didn't want to be a stay-at-home mom like she's not jumping on her she's just gonna be mad at bronwen now exactly wait america listen to this over the last couple of months justin and i decided we wanted to start an adventure oh wait adventure adventure together so we merged wild rose beauty into another entity and we were wildly successful to start we sold fives of things and then business started plummeting and then we were just trying whatever we can to make it through whatever we're calling this phase of failure

Yeah, so we see a flashback to her crying to Justin about how it's really, really hard having a failed business.

And Justin's like, yeah, well, maybe this is Justin Warker that we need to balance it out more.

Cause honey, we did go all in.

Okay.

It was all of our money.

Okay.

So while I eat these baked beans out of a can over the fireplace, you know, maybe it's not where it's supposed to be focused right now.

Maybe we need to focus on actually making some money.

So I'm going to go back to the actual MLM company that makes money where I'm currently working and complain about how your MLM made no money.

Okay, thanks.

Yeah.

It's funny how life will just keep you moving, especially if you're on a pole.

And Mary's like, well, it'll change.

Yeah, life will change that anymore.

Hey, by the way, how's Robert doing?

Robert Jr.

And so Mary says that he's doing okay.

And he's taking it day by day.

And some days are good and some days are bad.

He has highs and lows, et cetera.

Which is, of course.

uh you know a little heartbreaking for us because i think a lot of us in the audience saw the headlines only from a few weeks ago that robert was recently like he he recently was arrested sound like he had a relapse of everything so i know that we all know that he's trying to break into his father-in-law's home or something.

Yeah, he's going to get away from that lady.

That wife, that needs to end that wife.

The wife?

Why the wife?

Why is it the wife?

Because they're in a toxic relationship.

I'm not blaming her for it.

I'm just saying that this is not a relationship that's working out well.

Yeah, I'm sure her parents are feeling the same way.

Like, get the hell out of here.

And they should.

Yeah, they were trying to get them.

Remember that whole like kidnapping charge and stuff?

Because the kid was living over there when she was underage.

That whole thing is a fucking mess.

Those kids will get together.

We're

Okay, let's get in there.

Ronnie, get your antivan.

It's ready.

Like, I'm ready, especially one of them in there.

That's what I was after that Robert scene.

I was like, oh, God, I'm showing up there.

Like, is this how we're doing it?

Because I have keys to an antivan.

I will be showing up there anymore.

Yeah, just get one of them.

We are going to a job center.

We are going to an employment center, sir.

Okay,

so

Mary is saying, you know, she only has one kid and she can't believe, you know, someone raised three, you know, and so she's saying, you should feel some type of accomplishment just for that, you know, like three kids and they're all leaving.

That's pretty amazing.

And everyone's really quiet because now Heather's mad for whatever reason.

And Heather's initial story was a little cringe

because she can't spit.

She's got hot dogs stuck in her teeth and she can't spit it out.

She's facing the judgment of those quote-unquote animals across the river that are like, look at that one.

Look at that lady over there with that food stuck in her mouth, not even chewing it like a gud.

So Heather's like, I cannot wait to get home to indoor plumbing, a bed, and the ability to tow my hands, to what?

Wash my hands with the sink that drains.

It's going to drain.

And my daughter who's still there, that little

daughter.

I can't wait to go home and take a bath and then see my daughter, who should be gone by now.

Can't wait.

Can't wait to go home and get chained back up to that barnacle who I call my daughter.

Chains up to the barnacle.

Oh, it's funny.

That's quite a role reversal for a barnacle, I have to say.

Barnacle's like, whoa, this feels nice.

Nice to be attached to for once.

Barnacles brag to the other barnacles.

Oh, are you guys still, are you guys still attaching yourself to things?

Oh, someone attached to them.

I'm being chained.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm being chained.

So now, if the show hasn't gone low rent enough, the RV gets stuck in the snow.

In a hole.

Talk about a metaphor.

Heather took a whole story about yet again had a different way that she's gotten fucked over by Mormonism.

And we cut basically into a scene of an RV stuck in a hole.

And so they have to, everyone has to get out and push this RV out of the hole.

And they do, actually.

They push it.

Mary's like, no, I'm not, I will not be pushing an RV.

No.

100%.

So she just sits there.

Good for her.

Good.

It's just so Salt Lake City when the entire cast has to get out and push the vehicle out of the muddy hole.

Yeah, set against the backdrop of dirty snow.

After a scene done all unfolding chairs in a freaking camping site.

Eating steaks in the plastic wear in bowls that they can't cut the steaks.

The cow is watching with judgment.

McCows are actually eating in a more dignified way.

SLC is just so SLC.

And I love that every year they're like, you know what we're not going to do this year?

Improve conditions for our cast.

No.

Okay.

We just want more big gulp cups and folding chairs.

Do we have permission to film on the shoulders of any freeways this year?

Okay.

We're just going to do this gorilla style.

Okay.

Jump out of the car.

That being said, I have to say

I was very excited to return to society.

In fact, I I actually don't think it was like the smartest.

I didn't love starting the season off in this like dingy campsite.

I think like it was funny, but I'd like starting in, you know, civilization and in normal life and then go on a trip.

But like just starting in like a shitty, shitty campsite with like mud and muck and like garbage everywhere and dumpsters and like a rotting, rusting school bus.

I don't know.

I think we could, I think we, it was funny, but I like, I like going through the, the bland

um

the bland nowhere of these like suburbs that they live in what i don't know what's the right word it's not a bland nowhere it's like the generic

like

uh

i don't know the words were gone let's just i'll just talk yeah like the intro to the new season it's like well sean and i still live in a house with a bed that is as big as a city so we do not have to touch you know yeah the generic suburbia that of this cast you know heather writing another book, like, I'm writing my third book, Burping Mormon.

It's about how I was never allowed to burp until I broke free of the chains of Mormonism.

And now I burp whenever I want to.

Burp.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's so hard to let it go.

Just a recap on where we all stand with burping.

Mary burps only once a month.

Ronwyn, I'm not sure if she burps or if she farts.

And Meredith, if she did burp, she would never let you hear it.

Hi, I'm your narrator, Heather Gay.

You exploited my burp gyna.

I have to say, also, like, half the charm of Salt Lake City is seeing the strange restaurants they go to.

I mean, there was that season where they just ate at nowhere but like Cuccino Toscana.

So now we see them back in their daily lives.

We had another one in this episode, which is great.

Yeah.

So, yeah, Whitney and her kids, they're running and they're, she's running beside them while they e-bike.

She's trying to race them.

It's wacky.

And then we go to Angie and Electra walking Celia.

And Angie's like, look at Celia.

She wants to go see her boyfriend across the park.

And she's like, that's a girl, mom.

Then she is a lesbian.

We will go get her a lesbian dog.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Greek, Greek, Greek, Greek.

Greek, Greek, Greek, Greek, Greek.

It is quite Greek.

I mean, Isle of Lesbos.

That's Greek right there.

That is Greek.

So then we see Meredith and Seth looking at turkeys.

They're They're like, wow, hey, Seth, I heard about this thing called animals, and we saw some big ones.

I don't know what they were called, but I was thinking that maybe we should look at some animals also.

So they are looking at turkeys, and Meredith is like, the one with the red chin, is that the man?

And if it is the man, is it a toddler or is it a grown man?

Yeah, and he must be Mormon because he's got two wives.

Sorry, I'm a DJ now, so I have to do a beat when I laugh.

So now Heather is driving, and Angie calls her, and they're talking about going to Amy's party.

Who's Amy, you guys?

Oh, I'm going to Amy's party.

We don't really have socialites in Salt Lake City.

Our social structure is based on church.

But if we did, it would definitely apply to Amy.

She lives in a huge house.

She throws fabulous parties.

She's kind of a who's who of Salt Lake City.

Wow.

Yeah.

Amy.

I mean, she's a who's who, and yet we've never seen her.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I don't know.

I don't know why.

Let me tell you.

Amy knows a lot of people with really bad hair.

Amy is a collector of friends with bad hair.

There was so much hair.

I thought, my God.

You've got Angie sitting right here at the party.

She's got a hair salon.

Can someone please go?

What are you people doing?

Is this like bed hair?

Is that what you people do?

It's just like you wake up and it's like, this is how God wanted it today.

So I'm just going to put some hairspray on whatever shape I woke up with and I'm going out with it.

Fix yourselves.

Yeah, fix yourselves.

Well, you know, if you seek Amy, then you got to have good hair, I guess.

So then if you're seeking Amy, just know this: Time Daily is not far behind.

La la la la la la la la.

That's what I say about that.

So Heather, they're all excited because Amy, Amy's throwing a party.

And so Heather

now drives to Marco's Bistro to meet up with Lisa Barlow, making her true in-person debut on the season because the FaceTime call and the flashback does not count.

So they arrive and she's like, oh, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

I was like, I know.

I've missed you too.

I just launched a great storyline about how I can't wait for my daughter to leave my house.

You must feel the same way she's like oh yeah your hair looks beautiful and i don't know if the waiter comes up the waiter comes up and he's like hello hi

oh my god his eyes gold is there anything i can help you oh jab

you've got one thing to drink

whoa well get the out of here i know this guy stands by the kitchen bossing around busboys while he's jangling change in his pocket or something listen here creep just get me an iced team back away back away slowly sir that was a real treat for crap it's on demand uh if you don't watch crap it's on demand you miss ronnie the very up close and personal person hello

that guy flaring his eyes that was pretty iconic amazing also he's a feather boa he does but he also upstaged uh someone in the restaurant that someone on on twitter flagged there was a lady sitting oh no no one's upstaging that girl.

I'm telling you what, no one's upstaging that girl.

We had two icons right in a row on this.

Right in a row in the same scene.

And she is just looking at Heather and Lisa, like just giving up and down with such disapproving eyes, like, really?

Because Heather takes off her jacket.

It's like winter, I guess.

It's always winter there, right?

So she takes off her jacket and she's wearing like a little mini skirt with, I mean, she's just so overdressed for this place.

She looks crazy.

She takes off her jacket.

This girl just looks her up and down, I think, five times, and she doesn't even do it fast.

She does like a slow, like,

looks at her mom, and then looks back and does it again.

It was so good.

The judgment.

It was like, this is why we got sent to the side of the room because they had to film this person.

So at least.

So I'll have the carne asada.

Oh, I love carne asada because when I was young, it was very, the church was very against Corne Asada.

And now I'm having it whenever I can.

Yeah, that's amazing.

So how was the drop?

Like, where did you guys end up going?

It's like, Provo Canyon.

Oh, Rele.

And we were in an RV.

What?

Mare Kanbang?

I can't even follow them all.

Just the way Lisa reacted to this whole thing, when she said, when she said, we went to Provo Canyon, Lisa went, oh, Rele?

like gross.

What the fuck were you doing in Provo Canyon?

Don't you know they killed Good Time Girls there?

Haven't you heard that?

And Lisa's like, y'all sad not to be there with you guys.

Someone wrote to us and said that I guess it was South by Southwest weekend.

Maybe she was there when this was happening.

So she chose South by Southwest, which explained the.

the celebrities.

And my question is, I wonder, was she actually at a celebrity event at South by Southwest or was she by just saying she was at South by Southwest, just lumping herself in with any celebrity that was at the event anyone there?

Yeah, like anyone she saw passing on the street.

I mean, it was a chance to see Blake and Ben.

So, Babbitt you chose.

Hi, Ben.

He's across the street right now.

Hi, Ben.

Yeah, we're having a lunch meeting on the, on the, you know, on the street right now.

He's across 4th Street.

Hi, Ben.

Good meeting.

Good meeting.

Good meeting you.

Yeah.

I got you a bowl at Kava.

You could go.

I'll beat you there.

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So Heather is like, well, even though you physically weren't there, just like Martha Coolidge or whatever the name of that ghost was, you were part of the trip from the jump.

A lot went down.

What was the name of Mary Sorensen?

Martha Sorensen?

Yeah, Sorensen.

Yeah, that's right.

Sorensen.

My love is a coolage, though.

Basically, Lisa, you were part of the trip from the jump just the way my daughter is part of my household, seemingly for eternity.

A lot went down, unlike my life when my daughter's around.

Well, I'm not just going to sit here and not say anything to Lisa.

Part of our friendship is being upfront with each other and making me look good and the other girls looking bad.

So Lisa will like me and hate everybody else.

Yeah.

Well, Bronwyn just dropped that she had been doing all this research on your businesses and your lawsuits i'm like this is all this is a misrepresentation like maybe bronwen has the research but like also it was in the newspaper i'm sorry if something is in the newspaper i think i think it really should be more like get this bronwin still uses legacy media that should be more of the shocker that bronwen sits and reads the newspaper

Well, I mean, if she has all the cases, then I guess it would be true that she looked it up and got the cases, but they're out there there and they were talked about in the paper.

So fair.

It's fair game.

Yeah, it's very fair game.

I mean, I mean, Bronwyn did like, she clearly read things with like very carefully because she's pulling, she, she was and continues to pull out specific references to these cases in a way that I know I wouldn't be able to if I just read it in the newspaper.

So she did, she clearly has done more than read it in the newspaper, but Heather makes it sound like Bronwyn went and dug up stuff that was like not out there to use on this show.

And it's like, this is public stuff, Heather.

You're really misrepresenting the situation.

And we even see the clip of Bromwyn being like, it was in the newspaper.

Like, it's literally in the newspaper.

All you have to do is read.

And it's the Beverly Hills fight.

You know, it's like, how dare you do research on me?

What are you coming for me?

And she's like, honey, it was in the Los Angeles Times.

And Kyle's like, who read it?

Who reads?

Kyle.

It was disgusting to read things about your friends.

Reading is offensive.

Oh, Kyle, what an idiot.

So then we see her saying this, and then Heather is like, it was clear that she was just there to annihilate you.

I'm like, do you remember your entire storyline last season where Bronwyn said one like shady thing in the car and you spent the next eight episodes talking about how Bronwyn was there to destroy?

Like you were on a mission to destroy the newbie all of last season.

And now here comes Bronwyn, who read something in the paper.

that about your own castmate, but that's a cast that has had like controversy like this before and is like, whoa, this is crazy.

And on top of that, Bronwyn, I'm also having a beef with Lisa.

So of course she's going to bring it up.

Like, why are they, why is Heather surprised with this?

These two don't like each other anymore.

Like, of course she's going to bring this up and be and like dance in it.

Well, and I was thinking about it, you know, after I watched it, as I often do, I'll just sit there and think about it.

You guys, like, what did I learn so much from Salt Lake City?

What did I learn?

But I was thinking about it and how crazy this relationship was and like the levels of all the fighting.

And I mean, Lisa and Bronwyn, because Lisa brings Bronwyn on as her friend, right?

She was introduced as Lisa's friend.

Lisa's talking Bronwyn up, this and that, meet my friend.

She's so fabulous.

Immediately, Bronwyn's like, Lisa is not sticking up for me in my stupid fights that I'm having with people.

And so turned on Lisa.

And Lisa's like, what are you talking about?

Like the whole season, Lisa was like, what are you even talking about?

I'm doing nothing to you.

Like, I'm, what do you want me to do?

Like, you're fighting with Heather.

What am I supposed to do about it?

It's like, you don't even like me.

You're saying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So I think that was Bromwyn's fault last year.

I totally still stand by that.

I think Bronwyn was a total asshole to Lisa last year.

And then, of course, it was kind of easy because kind of everyone hates Lisa.

So by the end of it, she, Lisa's also very easy to stir up.

So then by the end of it, Lisa's playing down and dirty and it's about this necklace.

And I talked to this person about this necklace.

So Lisa got down and dirty by the end of last year.

But in my mind, Bromwa fucking deserved it because Bromwa was being an asshole that whole season.

So then this season, Bromwyn's like, okay, you're going to be an asshole to to me.

Then I'm going to come on and own all my shit and I'm going to be like you to you.

And so she's being like Lisa Barlow, basically.

She's getting all of the Lisa, all the dirt, and she's throwing it right in Lisa's face with confidence, not giving a fuck.

And now Lisa's having a breakdown.

And it's hard to feel bad for Lisa because this is kind of a Lisa thing.

But ultimately, Bronwyn started it last year.

I'm looking at it like this is all kind of low that you're taking someone's like lowest point while they're being trashed in the media and immediately first episode bringing it up.

Like, that's kind of a dick move, but it's to Lisa.

And Lisa spent the last part of her year coming for Bronwyn and all of her shit.

And there was all that shit with her kid and the kid's grandparents and all of that, which was just really icky, I think.

So I don't know.

It's just, it's just so hard to pick a side.

It's like you have to stick with whatever the most recent shitty thing is.

And I think Bronwyn kind of won this episode.

I guess that was a 20-day me saying like Bronwyn just, Bronwyn won this one one fair and square.

Bronwyn like

plays this episode.

Like she and we we are on the record.

We are big Lisa Barlow fans.

Like Lisa Barlow, we like love her.

Love her.

I'm endlessly amused and entertained by Lisa Barlow.

Bronwyn won this one for sure.

I think I personally think that last season it was a little bit more.

was a little bit more nuanced or layered than just like, oh, you know, Bronwyn got into a fight and then Lisa didn't have her back and Lisa's like, well, whatever.

And like that bronwin started it all i think there was it was more to it than that but also like not enough to that i really care to really take any stance on it i think that in this case they enter the season like you know it always resets okay so new season and they don't like each other bronze there's this crazy thing happening it's in the newspaper Lisa decided not to show up on the cast trip.

She decided to allegedly maybe go to South by Southwest.

Or if it's not that, then she went to something else instead of being on the show.

And

dangerous move to to do that, especially if you've got like a sharp-tongued rival and the stuff comes up and it comes up.

And that's just what it is.

And Heather is like, yeah, she was almost there just to annihilate you.

Well, she probably was.

She probably was there just to annihilate Lisa because guess what?

They're in a feud, Heather.

And that's just how it goes.

So I think it's really shitty and it's a horrible precedent for our friend group.

And I think it's something you need to squash immediately by getting Bromlin out of the friend group.

Because you know that that's what Heather's saying, because Heather wants, you know, that's all Heather wants, you know.

So Heather's playing her own housewives game here, too, by just being like, oh, I was the only one who stuck up for you in this whole thing.

So Lisa's like, wait, how do you squash something that doesn't exist?

Like a baseless claim that got dismissed and another one that's on its way to getting dismissed?

I mean, we didn't even do anything.

It's like so dismissable.

It's like so.

I mean, this whole thing is so dumb.

Like, it's sort of like having regular Coke.

Like, that's so dumb.

Like, what do you want to dig up like 15 years of my life and be like, oh, this is naughty?

Ooh, Lisa Barlow got tied to a poll by her classmates.

Ooh, big deal.

Like, Lisa has dismissed cases.

Like, obviously, that's, they're not that bright.

Cause anyone with half a brand would know a dismissed lawsuit is like nothing.

It's like dismissed.

Like, no one sues the bottom bitch.

They all go for the top.

that's true do people sue the bottom bitch

that ever really happens that's a i think that was actually it was a good line it was a good line you could probably cut poke holes in it but i think it was a good line in in housewives talk so lisa goes well she um wait hold on i one of the things here about lisa and her monologue and this is how i know lisa's in trouble because normally i would come in here like lisa will handle bronwin easily i think she handled her pretty easily last year so watching this i was like oh lisa will handle her

no because watching this, this diary room set this confessional, I knew Lisa was in trouble.

She looks insane.

Her makeup, I don't know, her glam team was like, I'm not even standing by you.

Like they left.

I don't know what happened.

She's got a full brown line at the top of her forehead.

She looks like a doll.

You know those like old Victorian dolls where they have like the foreheads and then their hair starts up here?

She looked like one of those.

There was like a full brown line of where her makeup started.

Her hair was crazy.

And then her eye makeup was crazy.

And it looked like she had one black eye.

And so when she, she closed her eyes,

I was like, you're a mess.

Like she closed her eyes.

One of them was, it looked like it was swollen shut.

I was like, you look like Heather's storyline, the season that supposedly she got punched in the face by Jen Shaw or whatever.

I mean, what is happening over there?

She looks like a man.

She looks like she's been kidnapped.

She looks like it's the end of a night that she's been kidnapped and she's making a video.

And I knew she's in trouble.

She looks like Molly Sorensen found her.

That's what I think.

So then Lisa's like, look, I'll see them at Amy's and I have no problem talking about it.

She's like, well, what is going on with the lawsuit that they're even talking about?

Tell me, because I don't even know.

As Heather suddenly is playing dumb.

Heather, who is one of the smartest people on this show and almost probably any other HouseHive show is suddenly like.

Wait a second.

There's a lawsuit happening.

I don't know anything about it.

I don't even understand how this works.

And yet somehow she's able to find out information that like Monica Garcia has a burner account that's patrolling them all.

But, like, this is like something that's like widely available.

Is like, what?

It's impenetrable.

There's a lawsuit.

What?

I don't understand things.

I don't understand.

Like, come on, Heather.

It's like, reading.

Where would you even read that?

What's a newspaper?

I've never heard of such a thing.

Growing up Mormon, we weren't allowed to do that.

What are you talking about?

I can't wait for my daughter to move out so I could read newspapers again.

So Lisa's like, yeah, well, an old business partner from 15 years ago that we sold the business sued us and it's baslas and molasses and thumbs and then we and then and then we have like another one like in a couple weeks and it got dismissed immediately.

Like there's like no client.

So it's dismissed and it's ridiculous.

And I don't own the same kind of business as anybody else as this friend group.

And I live a very different life from all of you.

I hang out with Blake Leslie and Ben Affleck.

Oh

Do you know what it's like having a meeting with Ben Affleck when he's sitting across the restaurant of Chaco Deli.

You don't.

You don't know.

You don't know what I go through.

You don't know.

So Heather's like, yeah,

you know, your life is not that different from all of us.

Okay.

I do Botox in a strip mall with a dollar store.

So pretty, pretty big to you, Lisa.

No, pretty big.

It is.

It is.

Okay.

Cause while you're doing Botox next to a Dollar Tree, I'm setting up high tops next to a Dollar Tree.

So that's different.

I do a different thing.

Okay.

This is Lisa's problem.

Just these little comments, you know, like she's so much better than us.

Like, you know, we get it.

You don't want to be normal, but give the rest of us a little credit.

Why don't you?

So Lisa goes, did anyone stand up for me other than yo?

And Heather's like, hmm, what about Meredith?

Well, Meredith was, Meredith, you mean iconic?

No, I meant like you were pretty quiet.

And she defended you at first, but around the picnic table, but then when the first lawsuits came out, but then it just kind of got really heated and ugly especially when angie kind of

piled on heather

heather making herself sound like the only one who stood up for when actually the only one who stood up for lisa was brittany bateman by the way the only one who put herself out there and received blowback and ridicule was brittany and heather just did the well i don't know what's going on you guys have to tell me yeah heather played um brittany was the one who stuck up for her and i think meredith did a little sticking up for her too.

She was like, Well, I'm not going to talk about her when she's not here.

We should talk about this with Lisa.

Yeah.

So, so Heather just goes to turn Lisa against everybody else, which works because Lisa is so easily swayed in these shows.

Like they, she ends up losing it whenever they want her to lose it.

She's just, she has no control, right?

So Heather's like, Oh my God, are you crying?

And Lisa's just like,

I wasted my Inspector gadget cut for this, for this.

Open the window, please.

I might prevent a

so Lisa is crying to us now in her crazy look with her like makeup black eye.

And she's like, I'm just crying because I'm so frustrated.

I'm so frustrated.

And it's like all these years of sacrificing us, giving 100%.

Do you know what it's like to have been in the same room as Robert Redford?

Nobody does.

Nobody does.

And now they're trying to tear it all down, they're trying to take it from me.

Yeah, I've done so many sacrifices.

Do you know what it was like to leave my son?

So that way I could go hang out with Blake and Ben.

Uh, your son's in Columbia.

Well, the other son, uh, he's very happy playing video games in his room.

Oh, but it was still a sacrifice.

Okay, I'm missing critical events.

Okay, like when my son he beat that one level, that was really hard.

That was hard.

Uh-huh because I've been putting everything into my brand.

Uh, and then you guys want to sit there and act like it's no big deal to rip it down.

It's okay to feel betrayed.

You were betrayed by everyone except me.

And me.

And the waiter.

Please leave.

You're making us uncomfortable.

I'm just so frustrated for them to bring up shot to try and denigrate my character.

It's disgusting.

Okay, let's dissect everybody's life then because...

And then she starts doing the thing where she starts grabbing both sides of her hair with two fingers and like moving it, like flipping it out and then moving it down.

She's like, Okay, you know what?

You want to dissect everyone's life?

Because if they want to talk about mine, you know what?

You're opening the door for me to talk about yours.

That's what you're doing.

The door's open.

And then Heather now stirring shit up, then does the whole thing, well, I think you can clear it up.

She's going to be like the nice moderate.

She's going to be the wise one who's going to bring people together when she already broke everything in the first place.

So now we go.

Heather rolls.

She gets everybody to fight.

And then she's like, We are women.

And what women should do to do is stand together as sisters, sisters who were traumatized by Joseph Smith.

We go through the fire.

We go through the water.

We deal with Molly Sorens.

And in the end, we come out stronger, but only if we listen to each other.

And then afterwards, I will listen to all of you and turn it against you.

That is what we do as sisters.

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