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Speaker 1 It's a lot of going live this evening, but right now we are doing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10, episode 11. Lisa's up.
Giddy up.

Speaker 1 Yes. And we open up at Tia's house and she's gathering things together and she's like, okay, Papa, do you want to help me take these items to the car?

Speaker 1 And she's just basically asking her son to bring stuff to the car because she will be hosting some sort of polo event for the ladies to go to. Big horse season.
Big horse season on Sunday nights.

Speaker 1 We've got the last horse thing they did where they watched horses run around in a circle. Today they're going to watch horses do the polo thing.

Speaker 1 On Married to Medicine, we had the polo party, whatever the hell that was.

Speaker 1 Yeah, two weeks ago. Lots of horses, guys.
It's a big, it's big. Bravo wants you to get a horse.
Salt Lake City talking about buying horses. Everybody is into horses.

Speaker 1 Vanderpump Rules, that girl has a horse named Oreo. Huge horse season.
I think Bravo this season was like, guys, guess what we're doing to close out 2025? We're talking horses. every fucking show.

Speaker 1 Does NBCU just raise horses and they need to sell some? What's happening? Well, I do think that NBC is the network partner for the Kentucky Derby. So that all makes sense now.

Speaker 1 But yeah, horses are like so in. Horses are very on trend for Bravo.
They're like big ramps. Yeah.
Yeah. Horses are like amazing.
So, yeah, she's going to be doing this polo event thing.

Speaker 1 And her brother is joining Deiji,

Speaker 1 and she tells us, my company, DDR, Swedenby, sponsors an all-women's polo team, which is quite special. And I thought, like, why not do a polo event?

Speaker 1 In Nigeria, my cousin played polo, and I like to wear a polo shirt every now and then, and it was a major part of my social scene, and it's still there, and it's still like a massive thing to do.

Speaker 1 So you have to, like, you know, you know, like you have... proper serious polo players and i wasn't one of them of course

Speaker 1 yeah and then she's talking to her brother, and she's like, Are you excited to meet my friends? And please do not embarrass me. You need to worry about your friends embarrassing you.

Speaker 1 You are taking real housewives to a work event. Have we ever seen that? Yeah.
Who does that?

Speaker 1 Because this is like a work event because her Sotheby's place or whatever, or real estate place, sponsors this team. I would not take a bunch of housewives to a work event.

Speaker 1 I mean, I would because I work for Watch What Crappens. But

Speaker 1 in general, I wouldn't suggest it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Like, you know,

Speaker 1 it's it's always a bit of a risk when you do that. You like Giselle accusing the horses of things.
You never know, Giselle. Making up lies on people.

Speaker 1 Bringing up shade.

Speaker 1 I would love Stacey as like a

Speaker 1 polo commentator. Talk about horses.
Talk about competition.

Speaker 1 Talk about a small ball being hit by a mallet.

Speaker 1 Talk about penises. Talk about length.
Talk about girth.

Speaker 1 Talk about luxury.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 yeah. So Tia tells us that her brother lives in Long Island.
And so she invited him in that they, you know, they were very close growing up. And she talks about like her family.

Speaker 1 And she has one brother who's really older. And they're younger, small, like they, not smaller.

Speaker 1 They're younger and smaller. No, but they grew up.
close in age. So they were very close.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So now

Speaker 1 people are arriving and hi, hi, hiing each other on the sprinter van.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Kieran is like,

Speaker 1 Tia, you need to lay down the law with the ladies because they do not know how to act sometimes. And she's like, oh, but guess what?

Speaker 1 We want it to be exciting. So little shade, little shade, don't snatch any ponytails.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 so, you know, Ashley's like, it's so nice. We're all here.
Until you start shit.

Speaker 1 Ashley, you're going to start shit in about two seconds as you always do, you know? Which I mean, I guess is her job. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's going to start shit with a horse. She'll be like, so I hear that.
Um, like, you haven't been totally honest about like your polo skills. And the horse will be like, uh, excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 1 So Tia's like, hey, guys, I just want to say thank you for coming.

Speaker 1 You'll meet a lot of my colleagues and my clients, future, former clients, which is why I was like, I cannot afford to have some nonsense going on. I'm like, so you invite Ashley, but not Stacy.

Speaker 1 I mean, I understand Tia and Stacey don't get along, but like, let's be honest, like, like,

Speaker 1 there's going to be nonsense. I was actually shocked that there wasn't more nonsense at the polo match.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, and I get that you're going to one job, but you're also going to that job while working another job where nonsense is your job.

Speaker 1 So to be like, hey, guys, let's have a work scene that's about no nonsense. No.
What are we supposed to do? Supposed to watch horses fucking run around? No. That's not what this show is.

Speaker 1 Horse run around, lady. That's not what I want to see.
No one's paying you for this. So she, of course, didn't invite stacy because i was kicked out of an event for the very first time in my life

Speaker 1 so um we see a cutback to that where stacy's like toodle do

Speaker 1 toodle do

Speaker 1 you know i've i've heard so much about the lies in the web and now i'm i'm in the web i'm like sandra block in 1996 caught in the web

Speaker 1 and jazzy's like well to be honest i'm gonna need some solid proof that that girl that my girl's a liar okay and now she says well so did you know that she wasn't going to come to your wedding until she knew that wendy and i were coming to your wedding which by the way i don't think that's like

Speaker 1 i'm sorry i'm maybe i'm gonna just like step into we'll find a way to make an excuse for stacy but if it's like hey there's this random wedding for a co-worker that's like we have to fly to where i don't remember where it was was it like in missouri or something like that i don't know they had to fly to it texas it was in texas it's like my co-worker who i get along with but like i don't know anyone who's gonna be be there.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I'm going to go. Oh, you guys are going to go? Okay, cool.
I'll go too. I don't think that's a crazy thought process to have.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't either. But, you know, it's Ashley.
So she's going to try and make a fight out of anything.

Speaker 1 And so Jazzy's like, well, do you think that's true? Because she told me she had to move a lot of things around in order to be there. And Ashley's like, okay, okay, babe.
Well, okay. You'll see.

Speaker 1 You'll see what evil Stacey is really like.

Speaker 1 Ashley, would you be going to this polo thing if there weren't cameras there would anybody be going anywhere on the show if there weren't cameras there no yeah

Speaker 1 exactly how many people do you think showed up to your nebulous gna branded events just because they actually wanted to go to it no people go because there's cameras that's just yeah that's the name of the game it's the job yeah no one was like offering to go to your sportswear slash brain brain issues function that doesn't even make sense

Speaker 1 without there being cameras there. Okay.

Speaker 1 So Giselle's like, well, no shade to the horses, but I'm not really here for all of this. I'm here for the food and the champagne.

Speaker 1 So now we get there and it's all like old white guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they're kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Wendy is like, Tia, you're bringing the color.

Speaker 1 Tia brought the color, child. You brought the color.
Because all these, it's like Mitch McConnell's are just like, whoa, look at this.

Speaker 1 It's a bunch of Mitch mcconnells there are a lot right when you think there's a shortage of kind of turtle-faced white guys here they are will there ever be a shortage

Speaker 1 they just keep making them

Speaker 1 So um Wendy's like, you know what? I'm going to enjoy this event because this is what Ashley's going to find the second husband. I mean, her words, not mine.

Speaker 1 It's, but it's, you know, they could have been our words. I mean, it's true.
Ashley is like, she has a ladyboner. She's like, wow, look at all these Mitch McConnell types.

Speaker 1 Wow, there's a decrepit old golem. Here's my number.

Speaker 1 Nothing turns me on like an old male wattle.

Speaker 1 She's ready to rumble.

Speaker 1 Is that Lindsay Graham?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Lady Graham, Lady Graham.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Giselle's like, we should, because they're going to sing the black. Well, they're going to sing the national anthem.
So Giselle's like, we should sing the black national anthem.

Speaker 1 Can we do that?

Speaker 1 And Ashley's like, is there a black national anthem?

Speaker 1 Ashley asked that?

Speaker 1 It's in the notes. Wow.

Speaker 1 No, no, I'm just saying,

Speaker 1 that's just, that's wild.

Speaker 1 So they sing it and Tia's like, well, we have the opportunity to sing national anthem. And I was like, okay, well, we've got two singers.

Speaker 1 We've got Angel, who's an opera-trained singer, which I did not know that about Angel. And then we see her.
She's like, oh.

Speaker 1 You know, I guess I would have known that if we had taken the time to get to know Angel. So I apologize, Angel.
Yeah, Ben. Take some time to get to know Angel, and you would know.

Speaker 1 She's like a very mediocre opera singer. Because that her voice sounded nice, but it did not sound like a trained opera singer voice.
You know?

Speaker 1 Jesse Ab Norman. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 It was very,

Speaker 1 yeah, it was very airy. I don't know how to say it.
But it really

Speaker 1 is.

Speaker 1 Going to my opera singers. I'm like, Renee, lots of phlegm-ing in the throat.
Okay, guys.

Speaker 1 Running dry. Angel Parv, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Parvar Natty.

Speaker 1 Carol No Finesse.

Speaker 1 I'm out. I don't really know that man.

Speaker 1 This is a tough area for us.

Speaker 1 We're not the most intelligent gays.

Speaker 1 We're not like glitterati gays to where we know opera singers and stuff.

Speaker 1 That is a shame.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't it be great to know opera singers?

Speaker 1 My favorite opera performance of all time was when

Speaker 1 Parvati

Speaker 1 Parvati. Why am I, you know that girl from Survivor? Yes, she ruined how I say

Speaker 1 Pavarati. Her stupid name ruined my pronunciation.
So anyway,

Speaker 1 it also ruined Parvati cheese. And she's really messed with my head, that lady.
But my favorite opera performance was when Pavarati got sick and couldn't perform at the Grandys. The Grandys.
The Gram.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with me? I'm not stoned.

Speaker 1 And Aretha was there and like, I can do Nessum Dorma. I'll do it.
Yeah. And they're like, really? You don't need rehearsal or anything? She's like, no, I know it.
And she came out there.

Speaker 1 I still have it on my iTunes. It was amazing.
I'll still cry. I will still cry.

Speaker 1 You know, Placido Domingo's like daughter. I think it was his daughter.

Speaker 1 Daughter.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 it's Placido Domingo what now?

Speaker 1 His like daughter or like stepdaughter or some sort of like some child that was related to Placido Domingo used to live in my apartment building. And I would go, we had a pool on the top.

Speaker 1 It was very LA. There was a pool on the top of the building.
And she'd be up there tanning and she'd be like, oh, my father, you know, he was always traveling the world.

Speaker 1 And she would just, she would just complain about Placido Domingo. To like, you just hear her.
Because she'd always be talking to someone on a lounge chair, but you just, you would sit there.

Speaker 1 And you'd like, if I cared about Placido Domingo tea, it would have been the best thing in the world. But of course I didn't.
So I retained none of it.

Speaker 1 But it was like every single day you'd go up there she'd be like oh you know my father he like doesn't even pay attention to me because you know like he's opera singer and you know it was like oh really i love that i love that placido domingo ever expect i love that he ignored his children he's like whatever i have some opera to sing raise yourself

Speaker 1 This is the same pool where Lala and Jasmine from the Valley once went there and talked shit about

Speaker 1 faith. So like, I got all the gossip between Faith and Placido Domingo.
That pool had all the good. Well that's why Placido Domingo doesn't respect his daughter.

Speaker 1 He went to visit her one time and he's like, you're spending my money on this? On a pool with Lala?

Speaker 1 Bad-mouthing Faith?

Speaker 1 They never really gave Faith a chance. Let me tell you something.
No one really ever took the time. Took it to no faith.

Speaker 1 What a world. What a world that these concepts are.

Speaker 1 My daughter will do a jackknife. She's about to do a jackknife.
It's like, I don't know how to do a jackknife, father. Loser.
My daughter is a loser.

Speaker 1 He hated his daughter. I don't blame him.
She sounds like a motherfucker. Imagine if I just heard it wrong.

Speaker 1 Imagine if I just heard it wrong all these years and it was like just a regular, like a regular lady who had issues with her dad, but for some reason I just had this concept that was planted in a domingo.

Speaker 1 Well, it sounds like something I would do. A few weeks ago, I was out to dinner with our friend Hannah and her husband, and we were at this place in Studio City.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, look, David David Foster's here. That's weird.
I mean, it was a nice restaurant. But I was like, David Foster, who's that lady he's with? She's so age-appropriate.
It's so weird.

Speaker 1 And then the whole time, the husband was like, oh my God, David Foster's here. David Foster's here.
And he's telling Hannah. And Hannah's like, I don't think that's David Foster.

Speaker 1 Sure enough, they brought a candle. They brought like a firework candle.
You know, one of those that's like a Roman candle. It's like,

Speaker 1 and it was like a lot of light in his face. And I was like, that is not David Foster.
I'm so sorry. But we spent an hour and a half.
I literally talked shit about David Foster.

Speaker 1 I was like, that guy's a monster. You should have seen how he was to his wife on that show.
And then he married some child from American Idol. I don't trust him.
Never trust him.

Speaker 1 Oh, and I heard him on the Smartlist podcast. What a jerk.
What a jerk claiming to make everything in the world, not even giving Whitney credit for anything. You know, it's just going off.

Speaker 1 And then it was just some innocent guy. You know, and you know why?

Speaker 1 Because he had old man Waddleface like we're seeing at this event right now, where you just don't, after, after a while, you just don't know.

Speaker 1 I also, I just want to say i had a moment where i got scared because i was i looked it up and placed domingo has no daughters

Speaker 1 oh no then but i looked up placido domingo granddaughter and she came right on up i have to say and the grandfather's allowed to ignore you it's not your parents well i don't know i don't know if i honestly i don't know if he ignored her i was just making that up it was like that kind of gossip but it wasn't it wasn't like

Speaker 1 I just don't remember the details because who remembers Placido Domingo details like that. It's just like, I just remember that this is kind of

Speaker 1 Which is the point. We don't know.
And we probably just ruined a perfectly good family relationship. Blossy Doe's on his way to Italy right now, listening to Krappens, catching up on his SLC recaps.

Speaker 1 And he's like, How dare you? I'm leaving you a voice. Not because I'm in the air.
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Speaker 1 So now we're going back to this party thing.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, we've got Angel, who's a trained singer, and then we've got Ashley, who is

Speaker 1 a singer.

Speaker 1 And so two weeks ago, Tia, Giselle, Angel, Ashley, and Kiarna are all hanging out. And Tia's like, By the way, there's an opportunity to sing the national anthem.

Speaker 1 Angel, I wanted to know if you would like to sing the national anthem that day. And she was like, As a football wife, I've had the privilege of being able to sing the national anthem so many times.

Speaker 1 So, yes, that's very sweet of you. And now she's like, Well, you didn't consider me.

Speaker 1 I did consider you,

Speaker 1 and I still consider you a terrible singer. So, no,

Speaker 1 only group songs for Ashley.

Speaker 1 So, they are going to sing Lift Every Voice and Sing.

Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, lovely. Well, I knew it wasn't going to be a Grammy Award performance, but it would be a performance nonetheless.

Speaker 1 So the ladies get introduced and they sing, like four of them sing together, like Giselle, Angel, Ashley, and Kiarna. And Wendy's like acting as conductor.
And the crowd's like, wow, look at this.

Speaker 1 And they're all like, you know, everyone's very happy. And it's a nice little girl.
The guys are like, wow, Dream Girls, my favorite musical. And I'm telling you, I'm not going.
That's for sure.

Speaker 1 I'm not going nowhere.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, um, it definitely, like,

Speaker 1 the old white guys were definitely like, whoa,

Speaker 1 I'm not doing wicked.

Speaker 1 Looks different without the nails.

Speaker 1 So Tia's like, well, I had my back turned to the people. I don't know what their faces were like.

Speaker 1 And I don't know if they were singing to the song, but if they knew the words, and I don't know the words, but I'm going to learn learn the words because I never want to be left out of that again.

Speaker 1 And I mean, we look beautiful, David, right?

Speaker 1 So it starts, and Tia gets to throw in the ball. And now Kaya is spraying herself with perfume.
And she's like, this is good. It smells like outside.
I don't want to smell like the outside.

Speaker 1 Whenever Bueller comes in from the outside, I'm like, why does the outside make you smell like this?

Speaker 1 But maybe it smells like fresh cut lawn, which fresh cut lawn smells nice, right? You're not like,

Speaker 1 I smell like it.

Speaker 1 You don't like FCL, fresh cut lawn.

Speaker 1 I wore sweaters. You want to smell like that?

Speaker 1 Like, you smell like damp grass.

Speaker 1 Well, not damn, you don't want damp grass. You want

Speaker 1 fresh grass. It's all damp enough.

Speaker 1 Cause it's wet. It's water.
It's a water-based thing. Grass.
The grass puree grass. Am I right, guys?

Speaker 1 So Angel's like, it smells good. It smells very good.

Speaker 1 And Kieran's like, yeah, she's Kirina's hot right now. She's hot.
So then the guy, the

Speaker 1 managing broker from Southerns, comes by and he invites the women to go stomp the divots. So they all go do it.
It's all very pretty woman-like, but Wendy is like confounded by this process.

Speaker 1 She's like, I mean, why are we stomping this shit on the field? Why are we walking out on the shit? This is stupid.

Speaker 1 If you think about it, it's kind of a hilarious con that the polo, the polo industry has performed on all these people to make them go walk amongst the shit to fix their field. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I really did like, though,

Speaker 1 when she goes, we we have to stomp the divots. Don't y'all pay people for this? I'm like, she's just at this, she's just at the cheapest match of all time.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 she's not liking it because she's wearing white. Okay.
And Giselle's like, make sure you don't step in the poop, y'all. Make sure.

Speaker 1 So then Jazzy is telling Ashley, oh, Ashley, so first of all, thank you for coming to my wedding. Roll the clips.
Roll the clips of my wedding. It was huge.
Televised event. Televised event.

Speaker 1 Roll the clips. Okay.
Let's give it about 10 minutes to get through those clips. Pretty big event.
Okay.

Speaker 1 She goes, no, it did set me back a little bit when it was even a question on if Stacey's coming to the wedding, because it wouldn't have been a question if it was her wedding.

Speaker 1 And Ashley's like, well, yeah, she would have shown up to her own wedding, of course.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, we think.
We'd like to think. Ashley says, yeah, I mean, you wouldn't have even blinked.

Speaker 1 Because, you know, it was interesting because Stacey and I actually had like a really good time at your wedding.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, because you weren't trying to start shit with her because Giselle wasn't there.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's like, and there's like glimpses of her. And, you know, I think that we could be friends.
But then she goes and does this other stuff that just compounds the bad stuff.

Speaker 1 And Jazzy's like, well, I've never questioned my

Speaker 1 relationship with Stacey, but now I'm going to because Ashley told me. to at a polo match.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Sorry. The number of like

Speaker 1 little white lies that Stacy tells, those I think don't even compare to anything that Karen has done over the years, nor do they compare to like Mia.

Speaker 1 And Ashley never held those women to the same sort of, you know, uh accountability that she is with Stacey. Maybe part of it's like freshman hazing.

Speaker 1 I mean, they know they needled them for sure, and they would like give them shit. But like they showed up to Karen's house as pizza men, remember? When they dressed up,

Speaker 1 I know that they've they poke holes in Karen's stories and they fuck with Karen, but like there's kind of a sense with Stacy that they're almost trying to like not ice her out, but there's like a

Speaker 1 there's they're like bothered by Stacy in a way that they were like bemused by Karen, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And maybe Karen got more respect just because she's an OG. But I mean, I feel like they call people out on their lies all the time.
I just think it's getting tiring. It's like move it along.

Speaker 1 You know, like, let's move it along. Now we're, we're on episode 11 and we're still talking about this.
And it's just not compelling enough.

Speaker 1 Like, Stacey's lies aren't compelling enough, I think, to make this much storyline, but they're going to still keep going for it, you know? So God bless them. Our job is to support them.

Speaker 1 So Stacy, we see a flashback to where Stacy and Jazzy had lunch a couple months ago. And Stacey's like, I don't think I've been a very good friend to you.
And I pride myself on my friendships.

Speaker 1 And I love you.

Speaker 1 and so jazzy's like yeah well there's no way that stacy told these girls that she wasn't coming to my wedding or anything like that i just don't believe it but she's starting to she is starting to believe it they're starting to turn her with all the zero evidence that they have

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. And Ashley's like, well, I just hope she doesn't do anything to violate your trust.
I really do.

Speaker 1 Which means that she's going to spring a trap for Stacy to step in and make Stacy look bad. I think that's what's going to happen next.

Speaker 1 So she won't fall right into it. And she will.
This is the trap.

Speaker 1 She'll just fall right into it.

Speaker 1 You don't even have to hide like, you know, like

Speaker 1 the net in the jungle where they put like, you know, some sort of like, like, like some

Speaker 1 berries or whatever in it. They want to put like some bear or something.

Speaker 1 So they don't have to. She'll be like, look at this beautiful netting.
It's absolutely gorgeous. Let me get it closer.
Look. Oh, I'm caught in the net now.
Well, this is unfortunate.

Speaker 1 You don't even have to put cheese in the trap. She'll just walk right up to the trap and be like, what a glorious plate.
You could use it for cheese. Look, it could go right here.
Oh!

Speaker 1 Look at the craft work in this. Look at the metallurgy that they've done here.
Look at the way they've crafted these bars to be shaped ever so gently. Oh, it closed on my finger.

Speaker 1 But how beautifully it did so.

Speaker 1 So now

Speaker 1 Tia is asking everybody if they had fun and Ashley's like, well, I think we're getting back to a good place, which means it's time for me to start some shit.

Speaker 1 Angel, something you had mentioned to us is that you felt like we weren't really making an effort to include you into the group. Everyone is dying to hear what Angel thinks.

Speaker 1 Angel, as the person that the audience is most focused on right now, please say something. So Angel's just nodding like,

Speaker 1 yeah, I did say that. It would have been nice if you got to know me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because we have a flashback to two weeks ago of Angel saying, well, I think that like not, I think that not knowing me and not knowing you ladies, the olive branch, just a quick text would have made me feel a little bit more included.

Speaker 1 I don't even remember what that the context of that flashback was. It's just funny that yet again, they have new unaired footage of Angel wanting to be wanting to be known.

Speaker 1 If you really wanted to get to know me, you would have sent a text. It's like, oh, God, Angel.
Oh, Angel. And so Ashley's like, Ashley's going to turn it on her now.

Speaker 1 So she's like, remember when you said you wanted to get to know us? Well, this would have been a good opportunity. Maybe you could have spent a little more time with other ladies.

Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, so you're saying that she didn't do that today. She's like, she didn't do it today.
And Angel's like, oh, okay. Well, I hear you.
And that will happen.

Speaker 1 That's definitely going to happen. I will next time we're at a polo match.
I will concentrate more on getting to know you, Ashley.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I guess it sounds like Angel just pretty much hung out with Kierna the whole time.
It sounds like Kierna is really the

Speaker 1 ball and chain in this situation, right? Like it seems like when Kieran is around, Angel feels like she just can't really talk to other people. And so she just sort of like lingers around her.

Speaker 1 And then they're,

Speaker 1 the people on the internet are calling them sadness and madness from inside out.

Speaker 1 And so.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's interesting, like if you think about it, like theoretically, you know, if you are new to a group, is it, is the onus on the people who are already in the group to get to know the newbie, to make overtures to make them feel welcome?

Speaker 1 Or is it on the new person to like go above and beyond to like go and meet the, it's like, it's like you're the new pledge or you're the new

Speaker 1 pledge in the sorority and like you have to go and meet your new older sisters. I think probably it's a mixture of both.
But,

Speaker 1 you know, in this case, like you're the newbie and you, you gotta, I think you gotta do a little bit more of the legwork than they have to do with the legwork, just in terms of like housewives politics.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's just too sensitive because when she has tried to do the legwork and they start dissing her every time, then she's like, well, why would I want to make an effort with these women who are always trying to start some mess with me, even in my own home?

Speaker 1 Like, why would I? I'll just hang out with my friend, which makes sense. Which is in the real world, makes sense.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, you're on a housewife show and they're supposed to be giving you some mess. So yeah, I just think it's, it's, it just boils down to like, you're not really ready for this.

Speaker 1 You know, you need more

Speaker 1 in an oven or a different batter, maybe different batter before you even go in the oven. You need just a different chef.
Maybe, maybe, maybe a different like oil. You're not a baked product.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you just need to accept that you're not a baked product. You know, you're like,

Speaker 1 you're a cantaloupe. And that's it.
You just stay in the

Speaker 1 section. Yeah.
All this time we thought you were a cookie batter. Turns out you're a smoothie.
Sorry. Yeah.
No one's going to bake you.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 she is saying, you know, this one-side interaction with these ladies. I mean, if they want me to have my hat in my hand, I mean, please, please.
I mean, it's just not who I am.

Speaker 1 And it's, you know, it was a great time. And she ended it on a sour note, which I agree with too.
It's like we finally had a day where Angel's just enjoying everybody and everybody's just being fine.

Speaker 1 And Ashley has to make it, she has to other her again. So like while Angel sucks, Ashley also makes life really uncomfortable for people and then is like, why are you uncomfortable, babe?

Speaker 1 Maybe you're not a girl's girl. Hmm.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And you know, the other thing is, I'm sorry, I'm just still thinking about this Angel thing is that

Speaker 1 for her, like

Speaker 1 if you're, if you're also, if you've been on this show a long time, there's always new people, and it probably is exhausting to have to like put the energy to get to know someone new and then they're not going to be there a whole season, or they probably just can smell it in the water that she's going to be a one-season housewife, most likely.

Speaker 1 And they're like, ugh, what's even the point? And the thing that sucks for Angel is that they don't need to recruit her for any sort of

Speaker 1 ruining war.

Speaker 1 All the incumbents are kind of getting along. And the people who are on the outs are, it's like Kieran is on the outs.
Stacy's sort of on the outs. But no one needs to like

Speaker 1 gather any people for their personal armies. It's not like Giselle needs to recruit an ally to go against Karen right now.
So they're all kind of sitting pretty. They don't need to get to know her.

Speaker 1 They don't need to use her in any proxy wars. So they're like, yeah, no proxy wars are happening.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Angel is trying to be positive. And she's like, well, listen, I'm very excited to spend some one-on-time time with everybody, even the non-wags.

Speaker 1 And, you know, look, even Miss Wendy, even Wendy, we're going to be all right, Wendy. Yeah, we're going to be all right.
And now she's, Jazzy goes, are you going to be all right, Wendy?

Speaker 1 And Wendy's just like, she's just like still trying to clean off her shoes. Like, what the fuck? What are divots?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I think what drives me nuts about. about Angel is the way she's always proposing that this will happen at some point.
Like, well, you're going to get to know me. Don't you worry.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have some one-on-one time. It's going to happen.
I'm like, this is like episode 11, lady.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You should get like, it's, you better get, get to some one-on-ones already.
Well, listen, nothing bonds people like

Speaker 1 favors needed. And so now Angel needs people to pack up boxes for her.
Why? I don't know. Cause she's rich.
So normally rich people are like, pack my boxes for me, employees, or hired help.

Speaker 1 But for whatever reason, Angel has just gathered some Amazon boxes and the ladies to do it for her. So she has some ladies over and she is packing her boxes.

Speaker 1 And at first, I was very confused because the music was so dramatic. It shows like a packing box.
And it's like,

Speaker 1 and then it shows like a shirt thrown over a box. It's like,

Speaker 1 but it's because Angel is getting kicked out of her house.

Speaker 1 Yes, she's like, she's talking to Bobby and she's like, I just can't believe it that we're going back to Colorado. And he's like, yeah, this sucks.

Speaker 1 She goes, yeah, it does suck having to be out of here early. I mean, unexpectedly, I was so pissed off.
I know you're mad too. It's a, it's annoying.
And he's like, yeah, I was really mad.

Speaker 1 And then I thought about it. He's like, I do want to shit in my own toilet.
I'm like, what's you're in a mansion right? Is this like, what is this, like a hole in the floor over here?

Speaker 1 I'm sure this, this one's pretty good.

Speaker 1 This guy is so cute, but his manners, it's like, babe, we're on TV.

Speaker 1 I just, sometimes I think on on these shows like what would i do if that was my husband like babe could you not say shit in my own toilet on tv god

Speaker 1 i think the expression is sleep in your own bed but sure shit in your own toilet is fine too um yeah i just want to drop a log in my own forest you know what i mean babe like okay geez we're trying to pass off that we're super classy people on real house size of the potomac okay like no shots of bobby eating or um talking about where he wants to shit please just note to the producers So we get the story from Angel.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, you know, long story short,

Speaker 1 Maryland really didn't ask to spend a lot of time with me, which I found extremely offensive. So we're going to have to leave.

Speaker 1 No, she says that they had a rental because they just got a rental so they could look for a home, which, as we saw, was her storyline.

Speaker 1 And when we saw her look at that last house, which was really nice, she got the ladies together and told them that they had found a house.

Speaker 1 So I'm not sure what happened because I thought she said they were going to move into that house. So, right.
I guess that was just all fake. And

Speaker 1 she's like, well, the homeowners thought we were going to be gone for a certain period of time. And then there was a miscommunication on dates.
And so now we have to be out of here.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then we see a text from the homeowners on June 26th that said at 5.42 a.m. That says, hi, Angel.
We hope you're having a great stay.

Speaker 1 I am sending this a little in advance, but there is our checkout information for VP

Speaker 1 for you. Check out at 12 p.m.
on the 1st. We have loved having you.
In the meantime, please feel free to reach out with anything you need. So

Speaker 1 why you got to check out with the VP? I don't want to check out with that eyeliner motherfucker.

Speaker 1 He was criticizing me for no reason. He's like, go back to your own country.
I'm like, God damn it. Oh, to talk to the VP.

Speaker 1 Is there anyone else I could talk to? Is this how low we've come in the government? Vanderpump. I didn't get it at first.
I didn't get it. It's like a Monday.
The vice president is so nosy.

Speaker 1 He's even involved in Airbnbs. He's like, you are not welcome here.

Speaker 1 So this is, this is fascinating.

Speaker 1 And like, as soon as we see this unfurl, you know, I don't know what your thought was, but my first thought was, as soon as Giselle finds out about this, Angel's done for because Giselle is going to be a mess and she's going to be on her ass.

Speaker 1 And Giselle has just been waiting to just like pounce on Angel ever since the freaking catfish thing that Angel could not get over and continues to not get over. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So like when this, I start to wonder, was did she, did she

Speaker 1 book this Airbnb because she thought production would be over by the first?

Speaker 1 Or was she confused? Did they, did they say, hey, we're doing the cast trip in Colorado? So she thought, okay.

Speaker 1 We go to Colorado and then we end in Colorado.

Speaker 1 So therefore we don't have to rent this whole thing. Also, why do they not hire their own movers, which is what you were kind of saying before? A lot of things were running through my mind.

Speaker 1 And how do they know that?

Speaker 1 The tricky part, I think Giselle has it right later when she says, oh, they thought that production was going to last this long, so they only came here to shoot the show.

Speaker 1 I think that's probably what it is. But the thing that is a little weird is that they didn't know that they had to leave by this date.
And it sounds like they didn't request more time either.

Speaker 1 So that's what's super weird about it is she's acting like, oh, I've never heard I had to be out this month. It's just so confusing.
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Speaker 1 Well, here's, I actually have a conspiracy theory, which far be it from me to ever defend Angel, but part of me says production told them,

Speaker 1 production knew that they wanted to go to Colorado for their, their big cast trip, their, their, their, like the main cast trip. Because

Speaker 1 you don't just like,

Speaker 1 well, but I think that production decided the cast trip this year will be in Colorado. These people are from Colorado.

Speaker 1 That's what they, they can use this as an example of, not example, as like a hook for going to Colorado. They'll do like some sort of Colorado type cast trip.

Speaker 1 I think production already wanted that to happen. And then my conspiracy is production says, what if we tell Angel that we only, they should, they only need their house for this long?

Speaker 1 And then they do it. And this way it creates this situation.
And it tees up the Colorado thing really well.

Speaker 1 And it's a great kind of, you know, it's a great controversy to go into the last act of the season. And now she can't be like, oh, we only booked it.

Speaker 1 We only booked it this long because production told us to book it this long or production arranged for it. Like she can't out production.

Speaker 1 So she just looks like kind of an idiot for booking this house and not understanding dates and or it just makes her look shady.

Speaker 1 So I would not be surprised if she actually got a little set up by production on this one. But even a week before, wouldn't she know she has to move out?

Speaker 1 Like, don't you think she would be, I guess this was June 26th. I just, it just seems weird that she's not like, well, it looks like we've still got all these events to shoot.

Speaker 1 Do Do I need another month here? I mean, because this text from the landlady

Speaker 1 sounds like, you know, you're supposed to leave. Bye.
Have fun. Know you're packed up already.
So have fun.

Speaker 1 You know, it doesn't sound like she asked for more time. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Why is the landlady also texting so early in the morning? Yeah. That that landlady that land.
Well, here's one thing we know. That landlady runs.

Speaker 1 Like she gets her ass up and she goes running because that is an early, early text. It's just Witner from Southern southern charm yeah waking up at 4 30.

Speaker 1 um yeah either way i i guess the thing is like my mind goes to a conspiratorial space because it's this is just so weird and it's like something is not adding up here in the world of angel

Speaker 1 it's not adding up so kierana comes over and she sees the packing and she's like wait a minute what What's going on? It's like, yeah, we're moving. She's like, no, you can't leave me alone.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? So even Kay is like, what the fuck is this? This is weird. You know, and she's like, I'm shocked.
Like, what's a proper conversation?

Speaker 1 Who did you speak with? What's going on? And they can't really get an answer that makes sense. And Tia comes over and Bobby's just like, we're coming back.
We're coming back.

Speaker 1 Listen, at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. And I'm addicted to inferior places to lay my loads.
Okay. So don't you worry.
We will be back.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, later on, she explains that they're going to Colorado to get their stuff to move into Potomac.

Speaker 1 I'm like, wouldn't the normal move be just to rent somewhere else in the neighborhood and you just stay there temporarily if all you have are your clothes?

Speaker 1 Something is not.

Speaker 1 And I guess if we had just gotten to know her, we'd understand. Yeah, so she says the house was double booked.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Kieran is like, well, why aren't you freaking out? And

Speaker 1 T is like, I'm alarmed. All the questions are going through my mind.
I'm thinking, have you been kicked What was the agreement? Because I'm thinking, is the landlord breaking it?

Speaker 1 Let's get the landlord.

Speaker 1 Is this like an Air BMB? And Angel's like,

Speaker 1 no, no, it's a WAG BNB. It's a different sort of service for, you know, a certain group of people.
It's an air wag and wag.

Speaker 1 It's like a short-term rental agreement. I think it's an airwag.

Speaker 1 It's an Air W-A-G.

Speaker 1 So where are you going to put your your stuff? Are you just going to put it in storage? And she's like, no, well, the house came fully furnished. So this is not even our furniture.

Speaker 1 All we have is our clothes. So that's all we have to go back.

Speaker 1 We have our clothes and a very teeny tiny Target shopping cart in the basement that we're going to see about 10 times in the next 30 seconds. Okay.

Speaker 1 But why aren't you working with a realtor? You know, I'm a realtor. Why don't I do it?

Speaker 1 You know, Jessica's not here. So I don't want to mix business with pleasure, but I'm also like, well, you're not very pleasurable.
so I might as well do some business with you.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 And Angel tells Bobby, she goes, oh, yeah, Tia's a Sotheby. Sotheby is realtor.
And he goes, you are? Like, this whole time we've been on Zillow, which is, that was the funniest line to me.

Speaker 1 Cause you know, like, Bobby, you know, the entire time Bobby's like, let's get a realtor. And she's like, no, no, no, let's just look at this place and we don't need a realtor.

Speaker 1 And he's like, this is stupid. We need to get a realtor.
She's like, no, no, no, just we'll go on Zillow.

Speaker 1 And when he finds out that they could have just like dealt with someone in the group, group, he just looks so exasperated.

Speaker 1 He does look exasperated, but she mentioned their real estate person is named Jessica. So I'm guessing that was their realtor.
But you know what Jessica did? She failed. She failed today.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 yeah, but he does say we've been on Zillow the whole time. So I don't know.
Maybe I guess you're like a Zillow rep.

Speaker 1 You know what it is? I think actually it's more like they've been doing all the legwork. Instead of just having a realtor be like, here, here's some options for you.

Speaker 1 Although, Bobby, the legwork is like the most fun part about that. Like, it's so fun to look on Zillow.
Why are you even complaining? I'm not mad at Bobby.

Speaker 1 I mean, it is, but if you're that rich, you need off-the-market listings that are only going to be shown to rich people. You don't need the Zillows.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think at that amount of money, the Zillow listings are, they've been on there for 500 days for a reason. You know, can you tell I'm still on Zillow every day? God, I love it.

Speaker 1 Actually, I've moved over to

Speaker 1 Realtor as well. I use both now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I look so much that I go to one and then I go to the other. And they're all the same exact things, but there's different formatting.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I just like a darker background. Okay.
It's my prerogative.

Speaker 1 No, you need an ergonomic experience. Okay.
Yeah. So Bobby is like very frustrated that they've wasted all this time on Zillow when Tia has worked at Southeast this whole time.

Speaker 1 And Angel's like, okay, well, can you guys help me pack? Okay. Because the horrors persist.
It's crazy how much you can accumulate in six months.

Speaker 1 Angel, you're not like 23 out of college. Hire some movers.
You guys are rich. Why are you making your friends pack? That this is, I would be pissed.
I'd be like, bye.

Speaker 1 I got to go to that hospital to check myself in for a coma that I'm coming into right now. I don't have to come up with some terrible excuse to get out of it.
Also, those kids just have so many toys.

Speaker 1 And I mean, anyone with kids or with friends with kids or whatever, kids in your life, you know what those little fuckers do. They amass an empire of toys that they don't ever use.

Speaker 1 Less toys, more Kindles. That's what I say.
Put that kid on a little reader device and say, you know what? You're going to get the gift today of learning who Jane Eyre was.

Speaker 1 That is a gift. You are going to learn about Ethan Frome.

Speaker 1 Hey, guess what? You shall never desire a sled again.

Speaker 1 Guess who else is age nine? Ramona Quimby. Get to reading.
Okay. Yeah.
Guess.

Speaker 1 You know what you're going to learn about?

Speaker 1 You're going to learn about. You're going to learn about the color Scarlet.
in letter form. Okay.
Get to reading.

Speaker 1 I want you to learn at five years old that you will not cheat cheat on your husband or you will be in trouble with fashion in the town. Okay.

Speaker 1 You'll learn your dad's sister is the best.

Speaker 1 We turn off children for reading forever.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 you will find out why Bernie's bobbed her hair.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Tia leaves and immediately calls Giselle, of course, because Tia's a mess and she's chosen to be on the devil's side for whatever reason. So she's reporting to Satan.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So she's like, well, I should have used the toilet at the Angel's house, but after how Bobby talked about it, I was sort of afraid. Yeah, I wouldn't go in there after that.

Speaker 1 So she's like, oh, I've been thinking of you, friend. I've been thinking of you.
And Giselle's like, well, I wanted to invite you to a little July 4th Cowboy Potomac party. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, that will be lovely. So anyway,

Speaker 1 let me tell you. about my daughter who's been grounded.
What a little butt.

Speaker 1 So she grounded her daughter because she can't stop calling people dumb, which this is what gets us grounded now. I would have never gone outside.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I didn't go outside on purpose when I was a child, let's be honest, but still, I would have been in trouble all the time. Yes.
And so, Tia is like,

Speaker 1 you know what's so funny? I just had a, I had a huge revelation just now. I had an aha moment.

Speaker 1 When you said about the grounding thing, I thought about how when I was a kid, when kids get in trouble in school and they get suspended and they have to stay home, in my mind, I always thought, why is that a punishment for the kid?

Speaker 1 Because like to be able to stay home for three days instead of going to school, like that's the best.

Speaker 1 But then I realized you're such a burden to your parents because you're home for three days that your parents get so mad at you that they make your life hell. And now it all of a sudden makes sense.

Speaker 1 The school was saying like, you're so bad. Guess what, parents?

Speaker 1 You've done a shitty job with your child and now you've got to deal with them for three days when you were planning on drinking wine with your friends and golfing or something.

Speaker 1 Now you're going to deal with the consequences of your child rearing. Yeah.
I just

Speaker 1 stay home from work and you deal with their stupid ass. Yes.
And then maybe it'll feel like better.

Speaker 1 That's why suspending children is effective. Okay.

Speaker 1 Tia is like talking about, you know, her daughter, but then we're like, come on, Tia, we know what you're going to do. Just say it all right.
And so she goes, oh, I was just at Angels. Poor thing.

Speaker 1 She's literally having to move out. And she's always like, what the? Why, ya? And she's like, because apparently her lease is up and they've already rented it out to somebody else.

Speaker 1 So she's just going to pack up and go to Colorado and then really focus on buying a place and come back properly. You know, who did I say too much?

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, so she just came here basically for the show. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yes. Like most people, I think, who come on this show, right? We have a lot of people on this show who move here right when it's time to start filming.
Like Neck. Nia did that.
Who else did that?

Speaker 1 I feel like there have been a few on this show that just show up right when it's time to film. Mia sort of like was in Charlotte and Atlanta.
And then

Speaker 1 you also have, I mean, like, you have like Wendy, who apparently lives like an hour away from everyone. Like, there's like, it's a little nebulous, you know,

Speaker 1 you don't see a lot of people that are like, oh, my God, I got to move to Potomac just naturally. And then I get to be on a TV show coincidentally.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Giselle has got some chew. She's got something to chew on, right? So Tia's like, well, well, I don't think that's the case.
She's from here. I think her husband's from Virginia.

Speaker 1 I don't want any parts of this. I don't want to hear la la la la la la.
Famous last words. I wish it never came out, which is why Giselle was the first person I called to tell.

Speaker 1 That's the classic, classic phrase of a messy person. Oh, I wish if I had realized what I had said was going to set off such a firestorm, I never would have said something in the first place.
Classic.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, if you plan to move back, you don't get a short-term lease or maybe she doesn't really like us like that of course giselle takes it like oh so she hated us and that's why she didn't get a full lease

Speaker 1 she hated us in advance when she first started renting the house that she lives in she didn't give the lady the right time frame okay she thought we'd be finished filming the show but we're not we're still filming but that lady said you ain't give me all that time you need so now you got to go ah so tia's like hopefully this is just like a temporary setback.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but Giselle is so excited. Now she has something to go for for the rest of the season.
So now let's go to Kids Strong

Speaker 1 with Wendy and her family.

Speaker 1 And Cameron has a gymnastics class. And so we see her do some gymnastics.
It's like Cameron's with a Wendy.

Speaker 1 She does everything. Cameron's in the quest to win.
She's the soccer player. She's in the school play.
I'm here for all of it. All of it.

Speaker 1 And then they reflect on a time years ago when they brought

Speaker 1 Cruz to karate.

Speaker 1 And they're just sort of like reflecting on all that. And Wendy's like, babe, listen, please make sure that those days are available because I'm doing Family Potomac and Ponies.

Speaker 1 And Eddie's like, Potomac and Ponies? She's like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she basically says that she and Giselle decided that they're going to throw a party together for the fourth. And we see flashbacks of them planning that.

Speaker 1 and wendy's like they're gonna do a potluck so everyone's gonna bring something and she's gonna bring fried chicken and uh even though their kitchen's been out of commission and then they start talking about how the renovations have been driving them all insane i was just laughing because she's like we're doing a potluck everyone has to cook except me the host of the potty i'm not gonna

Speaker 1 order some shit i have no kitchen So they start talking about their renovations and how it's just endless.

Speaker 1 They're spending so much money and she can't stay on budget because she just wants other stuff, you know?

Speaker 1 And um she's like well i haven't counted but what i do know is if one voice is already over 100k then we already went over the budget so

Speaker 1 i know the budget

Speaker 1 yeah not good do we think this was already her storyline or do you think that bravo kind of edited it edited in these little scenes and these little moments just to sort of

Speaker 1 I think it was already because her whole thing was a renovation, which is probably what she funded by doing the insurance fraud, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah. But it's like now we are clocking every little discussion of money from Wendy and Eddie.
And it's like, oh,

Speaker 1 not aging well.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, yeah, she just says, yeah, eventually she's like, oh my God, there's all this money.
And we just collect the invoices at this point. Oh, Wendy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 now she's talking about her dad. And she still wants to speak to her dad.
And he's called her, but she hasn't picked up because she doesn't want the conversation. She's afraid of the conversation.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I just want to take that and be able to move on. And he's like, okay.

Speaker 1 She goes, okay. So what happens after the phone call? Like we talk, then what?

Speaker 1 And so Eddie is saying that him and his siblings, or he and his siblings, have a monthly sibling reconnect where they talk and see how everyone's doing.

Speaker 1 And they're not best friends, but they're still making an effort, you know? Yeah. And Eddie's family has been a good support system.
Anyway, it's stuck in nice scene, like, whatever.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, it's kind of nice, but it's like, it's kind of boring, I guess, because we don't really know Wendy's dad. But also, he's kind of an asshole.
Like,

Speaker 1 you know, like, no matter what's going on with Wendy, like, I still like Wendy. And so I'm like, fuck her.
She's having her best season. Yeah.
I feel like I'm like her dad.

Speaker 1 So like, I don't really care if she makes effort towards her dad because I feel like he's an asshole.

Speaker 1 But also, I'm wondering if she cares about her own physical health because

Speaker 1 becoming friends with her dad again is going to send her mom into a rage. And I'm like, why are you, are you just trying to send your mom into a rage on TV? Because this is not next week.
Well,

Speaker 1 it's because it's going to happen next week.

Speaker 1 No, it was a good scene. It's just, it's just that there's so many other messy things happening on this episode that I'm like,

Speaker 1 I want to get to the messy stuff. So

Speaker 1 convicted? No. Did your dad refuse to go to a wedding because it wasn't being filmed? Then I don't want to hear about it.
Is your dad part of a football family who's who's used to moving a lot?

Speaker 1 Then I don't want to hear about it. Yeah, is your dad a daddy wag? Okay, then.
Is he a dag? Then no.

Speaker 1 Guess it would be wives and girlfriends would be husbands and boyfriends habs. Hey, everyone.
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