Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Speaker 3 Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. Joining me, as always, is my lovely co-host, Christina P.

Speaker 3 And she's so excited to promote the fact that she's got three new

Speaker 3 lipstick shades. They are all available now in her store on her new website, Christinap.com.
So there are four total shades. She's very excited.

Speaker 5 We're very proud of her.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 8 they're hot, man. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 3 They're fucking hot. Now, introducing our guest, one of our favorite return guests of all time, you can see his show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel.
It's Danny Brown, everybody.

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Speaker 15 No.

Speaker 16 It's good to see you, man. Always, man.
Good to see you, too.

Speaker 3 You just did Canada?

Speaker 17 Yeah, it was fucking snowing already, too.

Speaker 5 Isn't it crazy?

Speaker 20 I was like, God damn, I forgot how cold it gets up north since I've been down here.

Speaker 3 You come here and it's a goddamn sauna still. It's just amazing.
We're getting like 40-degree swings right now between morning and evening.

Speaker 18 Yeah, it's been raining where I'm at.

Speaker 3 It's so crazy, dude.

Speaker 3 I have so much awesome shit to show you today.

Speaker 5 Okay, shit.

Speaker 23 I'm ready.

Speaker 3 Because I don't know what you've been...

Speaker 17 What you're... No, I've been off the map, man.

Speaker 25 Yeah, okay. That's what I...

Speaker 26 I don't know what the fuck's going on.

Speaker 3 That's what I anticipated. There's a lot of hot topics to discuss with you.

Speaker 27 White shit, black shit.

Speaker 28 I love it.

Speaker 8 My favorite topic.

Speaker 3 Full insight on all of it.

Speaker 3 But yeah, to get us started, why don't we just do

Speaker 3 an opening clip? Here's a new discovery we found. So let's see what he's like.

Speaker 30 I always will be the fucking best

Speaker 31 in a past life,

Speaker 31 in this life

Speaker 30 and in the fucking next

Speaker 30 you're looking at the fucking best

Speaker 30 try it

Speaker 32 who is Randy don't bring anyone mother into this your mom in the fucking stand

Speaker 1 welcome to your mom's house

Speaker 12 with Tom Sagura

Speaker 35 and Christina Pajitsi Christina

Speaker 1 Welcome to your mom's house.

Speaker 30 You're looking at the fucking best.

Speaker 3 What do you think?

Speaker 3 Do you think there's maybe a stimulant involved here?

Speaker 21 Oh, of course. There's some

Speaker 8 activities.

Speaker 36 I'm also going to take a wild guess and say he's from Florida.

Speaker 25 I thought it was Florida too.

Speaker 20 Yeah, and he's the type of guy that says, if it's grass on the field, I'm going to play.

Speaker 28 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think he's right. He's probably at a boat dock.

Speaker 25 I think those are like that.

Speaker 3 That's the type of vegetation you see growing over a canal.

Speaker 27 I think he's right off a boat dock.

Speaker 37 Never wears a shirt.

Speaker 33 No.

Speaker 20 You know, drive one of those Jeeps with no doors on it and shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's a real Florida vibe.

Speaker 37 It's a fucking Confederate flag or some shit hanging somewhere.

Speaker 41 I already know this type of motherfucker.

Speaker 3 And this is a real choice on the nose ring, too.

Speaker 36 Yeah, that's some freaky shit.

Speaker 19 That's how I know he likes teenage girls.

Speaker 3 That's a teenage girl.

Speaker 37 That was the dead giveaway.

Speaker 12 It is kind of insight.

Speaker 3 It is insight, dude. Yeah, he's a, it's real intense, man.
Here's the thing, man. Chicks, I don't think, really dig this energy.
I would tell you.

Speaker 43 No, they don't. No, they don't.

Speaker 28 This is like the 90s.

Speaker 9 This is before the internet.

Speaker 45 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 46 He's the type of dude be harassing bitches at the whiskey go-go. Yep.

Speaker 3 And he'll get real aggressive to like a woman. at a in line or at a stoplight, but not to a guy.

Speaker 47 He didn't see a black dude be like, what up, brother?

Speaker 13 What's up, dude?

Speaker 28 I already know this kind of guy.

Speaker 9 That's a cool dude right there.

Speaker 3 Punk a chick out for sure.

Speaker 5 But yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's a real, real interesting dude.

Speaker 3 Oh, I'm very excited to tell you, although it's not here, I have a really nice gun.

Speaker 43 Oh, shit.

Speaker 20 I was like, oh, shit, Tom ain't about to get this nigga no gun.

Speaker 50 He already know what I'm about to do, but I ain't going to do shit.

Speaker 17 I swear to God.

Speaker 14 I just, you know,

Speaker 27 I'm not as aggressive as I was

Speaker 12 younger.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 52 I won't carry it around in public.

Speaker 3 But it's a nice one.

Speaker 53 It's just to protect the home.

Speaker 3 Good, yeah, this is a great home protection weapon.

Speaker 54 And I got you so much top of the line.

Speaker 5 So it's taking great.

Speaker 3 I had to jump through a couple of hoops, but it's coming.

Speaker 28 Yeah, soon. Thank you.

Speaker 5 That's so great.

Speaker 25 I hope to have it to you for

Speaker 55 go learn how to shoot.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that would be good.

Speaker 5 Definitely will.

Speaker 3 We can go to the range.

Speaker 56 I'm down. You know, I know that shit.
Okay.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, that's coming. So, I thought I would open

Speaker 3 by sharing with you a question.

Speaker 3 This is what we had had Matthew McConaughey on Two Bears a couple weeks ago, and this particular topic came up, and I wanted to get your opinion on whether or not this is white people shit.

Speaker 57 You love ketchup.

Speaker 58 I love ketchup.

Speaker 6 I put ketchup on my ketchup.

Speaker 57 And I love ketchup.

Speaker 58 Like, I only eat meat love to eat ketchup. Right.

Speaker 3 I think I fell in love with ketchup first.

Speaker 12 I had to grow to love ketchup.

Speaker 58 And then once I realized that I could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time,

Speaker 58 what's the craziest thing you put ketchup on?

Speaker 60 What have I not put ketchup on?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 3 scrambled eggs.

Speaker 61 Scrambled eggs.

Speaker 61 It makes scrambled eggs.

Speaker 6 And it's where the ketchup is. I love ketchup on a burger, but what's the what? It's best to dip it so the ketchup's the first thing to hit the palate.

Speaker 57 I'm going to tell you one even further. I'll take ketchup, smear it on my hand, let it dry, and then just slowly just

Speaker 22 give it a lift. Just a little

Speaker 22 just to have a buddy there. It's a reminder to have a kid.

Speaker 64 Just to have a friend right there.

Speaker 38 That's good, man.

Speaker 58 Fuck, I'm never going to eat ketchup and not think about you.

Speaker 42 I don't know.

Speaker 6 Next time I have ketchup, I'm going to not be able to not think about you licking on your hand.

Speaker 12 That's good, man.

Speaker 65 That's a little K-bump. I like that.

Speaker 42 Excuse me.

Speaker 36 Let me take a hit.

Speaker 66 Who doesn't like you?

Speaker 56 No, no.

Speaker 67 I really love ketchup, too.

Speaker 28 You like ketchup? Yeah.

Speaker 50 I can't say it.

Speaker 53 But I do know it is some black people that hate the smell of ketchup. Really? Yeah.
It does something to them.

Speaker 25 The smell.

Speaker 37 Yeah, they hate that shit.

Speaker 3 There's this thing that we talked about, which is it's with certain things, there's competition, right? In other words, you know, Coke, Pepsi, the ketchup, it's Heinz.

Speaker 28 Yeah, all the way.

Speaker 15 Definitely.

Speaker 53 But you can't, I swear that the organic ketchup is disgusting.

Speaker 3 Well, that's the nobody has a chance. It's just nobody wants the other shit.
Everybody wants Heinz. Yeah.

Speaker 3 But so some black people hate the smell of it.

Speaker 70 Yeah, the smell of it.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 19 I had a friend.

Speaker 20 Anytime you come around with like ketchup, he'd like, he'd be like, throw it.

Speaker 58 Maybe it's not a Blackbird's Day. Maybe it's just his ass.
Yeah.

Speaker 53 But, you know, ketchup come around, he'll throw up.

Speaker 3 A black person thing is shitting on mayo, though. That's always a thing that.

Speaker 23 I like mayo too, though, but I love mayo.

Speaker 58 I like white women, so it might have something to do with it.

Speaker 33 But do you.

Speaker 3 Mayo is a... I always thought that was crazy.

Speaker 72 It's a slur.

Speaker 61 That's what it is.

Speaker 3 Like, this is mayonnaise people's behavior.

Speaker 8 I hear that shit.

Speaker 73 That's nasty. Yeah.

Speaker 19 But, shit, I remember back in the day in the hood, a motherfucker would just eat a mayonnaise sandwich.

Speaker 75 If you ain't had no bread, I mean, you ain't had no meat or nothing.

Speaker 8 You was just fucking eating man.

Speaker 49 I ain't never did that shit. That's disgusting.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 23 But I know some people in the hood.

Speaker 3 But you do like Mayo.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I love Mayo.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 5 But like I say, I like white women, so I can't count.

Speaker 3 That is a fair point.

Speaker 3 Okay, this is pivoting away. Well, this is also a white person, but have you kept up at all on Frankie Valley?

Speaker 10 No, who's Frankie Valley?

Speaker 3 So can you? I mean, I know I'd heard that name, but Zillow, can you pull the 2020 stuff up first?

Speaker 3 So, Frankie Valley is a legendary singer. Yeah, he's a family.
Like, from, you know, like Greece, like the Greece movie. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So those

Speaker 18 songs are all

Speaker 3 Frankie Valley. And, like,

Speaker 6 he was,

Speaker 6 I guess, a huge act, right?

Speaker 3 And the four seasons, right? Like, and, you know, so this is him, like, during the pandemic, right?

Speaker 5 Oh, shit.

Speaker 26 Jamming on Zoom.

Speaker 3 Yeah, doing, like, concerts. That's him in the middle.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 44 He still got it. Still got it.

Speaker 9 Frank, you still got it.

Speaker 39 This is actually dope, but I think it's kind of fake because I don't see how they get how that shit mixed as good.

Speaker 20 You know, somebody has some latency or some shit.

Speaker 77 You know, and this shit would be all off beat.

Speaker 46 So I know this is fake.

Speaker 3 And plus, it's like nine other people on it.

Speaker 78 Yeah, this is overdub.

Speaker 3 They just put the. But that's just to give you a little insight into him.

Speaker 70 In

Speaker 3 that's 2020. All right, so that's a, we're good.
That's a pandemic performance. Well, he's back out on the road, and there's a theory going on that people are forcing him on the road.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 3 And the reason is...

Speaker 39 That nigga popped out like a vampire.

Speaker 68 He just doped him up and pushed him on stage.

Speaker 3 And he's not singing.

Speaker 3 You know, that's just that's the track playing.

Speaker 62 He dead. He looks dead.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 He just got up.

Speaker 77 He's like, weekend at Bernie's or something. Yeah, just got him propped up.

Speaker 3 It feels like weekend at Bernie's and he's 90.

Speaker 3 And it feels like someone's like, who does he owe money to?

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 8 But this, I don't know, though.

Speaker 17 This is kind of like my dream.

Speaker 77 To be able to be that old and still go on stage and do that shit, man.

Speaker 3 But would you want it to be in that condition?

Speaker 54 It feels like he's barely capable.

Speaker 26 You need to be at home.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, like.

Speaker 14 For real, you're not blinking.

Speaker 12 No.

Speaker 12 One of my favorites.

Speaker 72 It's like one of those fucking Chuck E.

Speaker 75 Cheese motherfuckers.

Speaker 75 That's like when you go to Chuck E.

Speaker 39 Cheese and watch them play and shit.

Speaker 3 There's still not a blink yet.

Speaker 15 Yeah, it's sad.

Speaker 79 Yeah. It's sad.

Speaker 75 But I mean, the music industry is dirty like that.

Speaker 45 I wouldn't doubt if you still owe something on that contract.

Speaker 76 And they like, hold up, man.

Speaker 78 You gotta break some bread, man. You're gonna have to do something, man.

Speaker 4 No, he ain't blinked once.

Speaker 78 No, man, that's a robot.

Speaker 3 That is a robot, dude.

Speaker 41 Yeah, I'm not believing that's a real human being out there doing that shit.

Speaker 3 And I feel like it's a gambling debt.

Speaker 80 Or

Speaker 38 a gambling debt. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Or, like you said, maybe it's a record.

Speaker 54 It's in Vegas, too?

Speaker 48 I don't know where he's doing it.

Speaker 68 Yeah, if it's in Vegas, he's actually on tour.

Speaker 3 He's in different places.

Speaker 81 Yeah, he owes somebody some money.

Speaker 7 But yeah, that's sad, though.

Speaker 81 But I will say it it is my dream to be still be able to do music no matter how old I get or whatever, you know.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think I would love to be able to do because you see like comics that do it into their yeah, because even just like the cure releasing a new album right now, and everybody's saying it's real good, it's still up to

Speaker 81 the standards of what they always produce.

Speaker 17 So, I just, you know, or even like LL Cool J just releasing that album.

Speaker 3 Did he release a new album?

Speaker 23 Yeah, with Q-Tip. Q-Tip produced it.

Speaker 79 I know.

Speaker 79 It's good.

Speaker 8 That's the thing. You know, that gave me like LL Cool J is the first rapper I ever heard.

Speaker 81 So to hear him still doing it, you know, that just motivates me to want to keep going I watched him do the club Shay Shay interview yeah and he talked a lot of shit it was kind of um exciting yeah no it was great I think I've seen was he on drink champs too or one of them but I don't I don't think I've seen the Shay Shay one I've seen another one he has a he still has a you cannot fuck with me attitude yeah he's still LL Cool J hard as hell hard as hell battle anybody I don't care if you tell he's still you can't get that out of him man he raps I mean and pluses with the hand gestures you watch his video he's so aggressive still.

Speaker 67 But the album was really good.

Speaker 37 I would say if you, as an LL Cool J fan, like,

Speaker 58 it's creating his discography.

Speaker 3 Oh, then I will definitely check that out. It reminded me of hanging out with Pac-Man this weekend.

Speaker 83 Oh, yeah, I've seen that.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 54 Yeah, Pac-Man, a real nigga.

Speaker 15 Like, time hanging with the real niggas now.

Speaker 12 I talked to him.

Speaker 42 I was like.

Speaker 3 Because I know some of his former teammates, and I had asked before, I was like, what's Pac-Man like?

Speaker 5 And they're like, man, in practice, practice, he is a dog, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, so I told him, I was like, you know, I was just giving him like props on that. I was like, Hey, you know, I know so-and-so.

Speaker 3 And he said, They tell you because they tell you I practice in Air Force Ones, which is

Speaker 47 insane. That's fucking in football.

Speaker 39 Yeah, that's like you've broken houses before, you could run that fast in Air Force Woods.

Speaker 3 He's like, I was practicing, and Air Force Ones is still slapping motherfuckers in the face. That's what he said.

Speaker 20 You did, you did home invasions.

Speaker 54 I believe you.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 84 I'm scared of anybody that could do anything in Air Force Ones.

Speaker 3 In Air Force Ones, here we are. Here's Pac-Man.

Speaker 37 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Having a good time, man.

Speaker 50 You got the drip on. Yeah.

Speaker 3 He had the balance Yagas like you.

Speaker 65 I don't have those.

Speaker 73 But those are nice.

Speaker 85 Those are nice. Because

Speaker 19 I have the Mickey Mouse boots that's kind of like that.

Speaker 26 Yes.

Speaker 18 So I don't, I didn't really want it.

Speaker 20 I hate having too much of the same shit in my closet.

Speaker 74 That's what I'm dealing with now.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So how do you deal with it?

Speaker 46 You just put shit in storage or, you know, shit in, you know, you just, you know, you got a backup pair for something when you need certain shit to go with certain stuff.

Speaker 27 So I was just like, okay, I'm going to rock with these maybe next year, pull these back out.

Speaker 3 Do you will put shit in storage though?

Speaker 8 Hell yeah.

Speaker 50 I got shoes right now. I ain't even.

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Speaker 52 I get the box.

Speaker 17 I already know what I'm about to do with these.

Speaker 68 I can't do that to next year.

Speaker 73 You got to let, because certain shit be like hype and everybody have it.

Speaker 14 So then you got to let them wear it, get raggedy, they forget about it, then you pop back out.

Speaker 15 And they're like, oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker 66 You got the clean pair.

Speaker 73 That was like a thing I learned in high school because, like, some kids...

Speaker 58 you know, the day the Jordans come out and you get some kids that, you know, they ain't really got it like that.

Speaker 27 It's their first pair of Jordans type shit.

Speaker 20 So they get them, they wear them every day and type shit.

Speaker 20 So I would just get the Jordans, but then I'll wait like a few weeks and everybody's like, oh, he ain't even get, he didn't get those, he didn't get those.

Speaker 74 And I'll pop out brand new with them.

Speaker 88 You know, they sold out.

Speaker 28 So sure.

Speaker 49 Ain't no way I had to get them a day of.

Speaker 3 So you were on top of the fashion shit early, though.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I started in middle school.

Speaker 3 In middle school. Just because it also feels like it's at that age, there is like a slight, there's a hint of competition going on.

Speaker 12 Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 44 You ain't even dressing for bitches.

Speaker 29 It's just for other niggas in your class.

Speaker 17 You're like, hold up.

Speaker 66 You see this?

Speaker 68 You ain't got this you ain't even think about no girls back then that's true you just dressing to be cool in front of other motherfuckers which is corny because then we used to have like fashion crews really yeah and you beefing with the other fashion crew you joking on them like he came there they wearing each other clothes and shit were you in the era of starter jackets yeah i had a lot of starter jackets but they came back i want to say like around cool kids time yeah so they had came back so i was getting a lot of starter shit but i remember when it was exploded at one time yeah it was dangerous you wore a starter yeah

Speaker 22 you wore a starter was robbing you back then.

Speaker 36 Yeah, so many people got killed over starter coats and shit. It's crazy.

Speaker 77 Starter coat and Jordans, you was asking for it.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then, well, you were in Detroit because, like, what we were in Milwaukee when, but it was all, but you know, it was, it was great winter coats. Great winter coats, yeah.

Speaker 3 So it was Jordans and then Bulls starters.

Speaker 41 Yeah, it was Bulls, um, Duke Blue Doubles, and I would say the um San Jose Sharks and the Charlotte Hornets.

Speaker 49 You were one of them, you was asking for trouble,

Speaker 26 Dallas Cowboys, yeah, yeah, Cowboys, yeah, yeah, that star on the back, you was gonna get it

Speaker 28 for real.

Speaker 3 Um, do you know, do you know this clip? Because this one we laughed at so motherfucking hard.

Speaker 60 What they say, I'm hold on, move your hair. I'm trying to pronounce it

Speaker 68 and say, fuck.

Speaker 60 I'm still, hold on, I'm trying to sound it out.

Speaker 12 Like,

Speaker 9 I sounded right.

Speaker 12 Fuck.

Speaker 90 No, no, no. Say uncle.

Speaker 60 No, they don't say uncle.

Speaker 91 They say fuck.

Speaker 79 And Brian's with Uncle Funko.

Speaker 26 Hold up. Everybody got an uncle like that in their family.

Speaker 73 That's what I say.

Speaker 3 And he knows that he's winding them up, which is the best part.

Speaker 5 Everybody got a funny ass.

Speaker 91 No, no, fuck it. Don't say nothing.
You got me saying it because I'm getting pissed off.

Speaker 90 Saying the fucking word wrong.

Speaker 91 It don't say no about no fucking nothing.

Speaker 73 It's saying, it's a you know, he drinks them cheap 40s, be drunk as hell by the night, falling asleep and shit.

Speaker 38 With one sock on. I know these uncles.

Speaker 64 You pissing me off.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 92 Say it seconds, you're right. Your damn mouth.

Speaker 73 Where the fuck did he get that shirt from, man?

Speaker 53 It's like one of those food drive shirts where they throw them in the beans and shit.

Speaker 31 It's like a thrift store shirt.

Speaker 54 They throw the shit to the beans.

Speaker 3 You know it's his favorite shirt.

Speaker 3 He loves this shirt. He just got it.
He thinks it's the best because he's a fun uncle. He also,

Speaker 3 his nephew, straight up tortured him on another video where he got him.

Speaker 4 seek out a fallout shelter as soon as possible.

Speaker 50 I already know where this is going.

Speaker 3 Plays a nuclear attack video.

Speaker 4 If a nearby area has been designated as a fallout shelter, get there right away.

Speaker 42 Maybe

Speaker 93 we have enough food, drink, and a battery.

Speaker 48 Wait until you gotta go to your police station or something for them.

Speaker 65 We gotta go to war now.

Speaker 48 Oh my god.

Speaker 12 I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 90 I blame you.

Speaker 12 Voting for Joe Bay.

Speaker 90 This is not no tabby be trying to.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 38 That's amazing.

Speaker 90 To the police station. Ain't nowhere to go, but the police station.
Where we gonna go? Do you know what's it? Do you know what it's? It says seek shelter.

Speaker 91 That means.

Speaker 12 The police station.

Speaker 33 The police station.

Speaker 90 The police station can't do a motherfucking thing.

Speaker 64 This is what they say. Okay, get under the bed.

Speaker 90 Hurry up. Hurry up.
Hurry up. You get under the fucking bed.
Seek shelter. Under the bed.
They're blowing missiles on everything. The bed protect you.

Speaker 34 What the?

Speaker 51 What the fuck?

Speaker 90 If you hiding under the bed, that's what they taught us in school.

Speaker 64 Get under the thing and do this.

Speaker 42 Hurry up.

Speaker 33 You got to go here, professor.

Speaker 12 Man, fuck.

Speaker 94 Get on the bed.

Speaker 90 Go in the fucking basement. Go deep in the basement.
Alright, come on.

Speaker 42 Go in the fucking fucking fucking basement.

Speaker 4 Two hours after the detonation, when it is giving off the highest levels of radiation, it takes time.

Speaker 29 He knew that all the time I was.

Speaker 66 No, he told him. He told him.

Speaker 47 He told him in the basement.

Speaker 38 That was great.

Speaker 73 That was like, fuck, better than anything fucking the Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 9 I know.

Speaker 3 It's fucking amazing.

Speaker 76 Yeah, man.

Speaker 38 They need to keep that shit going.

Speaker 3 He knows how to wind that dude up.

Speaker 54 It's amazing.

Speaker 36 Yeah,

Speaker 81 everybody got an uncle like this you play with in your family, man.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 49 My uncle was fucking crazy.

Speaker 14 His ass be fucking nodding out off heroin and shit.

Speaker 81 We used to fucking push him down the stairs and all type of shit.

Speaker 47 She used to be hilarious.

Speaker 68 I mean, I was a kid, though.

Speaker 38 He'd be nodding down somewhere.

Speaker 75 You just push his ass over.

Speaker 44 You ever see somebody nodding up, standing up?

Speaker 66 It's the funniest shit in the world.

Speaker 62 You just give them a little nudge. I knew

Speaker 3 a straight, look, I mean. Looking back, I should say, I kind of knew then, a straight-up bully in college who would just bully his roommate.
Yeah. And I would just

Speaker 3 just witness it like so I would go across the hall and he was like he would make he would make like late night shit like nachos and cheat you know one of those college sounded like jail nah god damn I know he was like it was like

Speaker 3 so he would have like the good snacks and you're like yo man and then he would play death metal but full volume so I was like how can he sleep and he'd go fuck him oh yeah and that kid would just put like covers over his and be able to fall asleep asleep, which I couldn't understand because there's no way I could sleep in that.

Speaker 3 And then, like, he would go, Hey, you want to see, you want to see something?

Speaker 5 I was like, Yeah, what?

Speaker 25 He would put brass knuckles on,

Speaker 3 and then while the guy was asleep, punch him like in the ass. Oh, shit.
So the guy would wake up out of the sleep.

Speaker 15 Yeah, that's jail shit.

Speaker 67 This is all that all that time, like jail shit.

Speaker 54 And I would be horrified, but also could not stop laughing.

Speaker 8 Yeah, fuck that, man. Yeah.

Speaker 39 You had to stab that motherfucker.

Speaker 78 You take a fork out the cafeteria or something, man.

Speaker 8 he was a bully dude he was a bully especially if sleep around you i'll threw a pot of coffee on his ass or something right yeah you gotta you gotta revert to jail tactics man um have you

Speaker 26 like

Speaker 3 followed do you know anything about this guy will blunderfeld

Speaker 3 So here's another one I wanted to show you, get your opinion on. This dude is like a,

Speaker 3 you know, there's like these male workshops now for people.

Speaker 36 Like they just try to like bait and coaches kind of shit.

Speaker 18 Kind of.

Speaker 39 It's more like.

Speaker 20 Or like to make you be an alpha male.

Speaker 17 Yeah. Time of motherfucker.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but he does this kind of stuff. So a lot of male

Speaker 33 biohacking.

Speaker 32 You know, they'll buy all the supplements, very expensive supplements, yet they never have seen their bros naked. They've never worked out naked.
They've never played naked ultimate frisbee.

Speaker 32 They've never done naked wrestling. And there's a reason why testosterone and sperm counts are at an all-time low.
It's because men are not getting that vitamin that Robert Bly, who wrote Way of

Speaker 32 Iron John, said is an invisible food that gets transfused between men through the ethers when they get naked and do, for example, ball cupping or ball tapping rituals where you tap your best disprose balls and look at his beautiful mushroom head and send good energy into it.

Speaker 38 The beautiful mushroom age.

Speaker 45 Like, you ain't got to be that dude.

Speaker 47 You would also eat ass.

Speaker 32 You don't have to eat ass, but there is good bacteria in your mouth that you can transfuse into your best disprose butthole to improve his digestive tract.

Speaker 32 It's called L. ruderi, but we already talked about that in another video.

Speaker 32 But I just wanted to talk about like, why waste all your money on all these supplements when you can literally increase your testosterone for free simply by just rubbing your mushroom against your bro's mushroom before the workout and then having your balls cupped by your bro and honor each other's balls and then pump some iron.

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Speaker 20 Yeah, he's just a nasty freaky motherfucker trying to disguise it with some fucking scientific shit.

Speaker 52 Yeah, but I already know a predatory motherfucker.

Speaker 39 When I see it.

Speaker 8 Type nigga be working out, he'd be like, Yeah, just whip your dog out, bro.

Speaker 56 Like, hold up, what does my dog got to do with this workout?

Speaker 3 I mean, like, he because it also is disguised.

Speaker 38 No, he got punched in the face before.

Speaker 83 Somebody was like, Hold up, man, get up off my balls. Yeah,

Speaker 3 he's he always has some kind of knowledge, yeah, that adds to it. So, you're like, you get no, he ain't fooling me, I ain't falling for that.

Speaker 79 That's how he gets you.

Speaker 32 What does the wild naked man drink?

Speaker 12 Piss.

Speaker 22 I'm gonna, yeah, I already knew it.

Speaker 44 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 79 You're a freaky nasty motherfucker.

Speaker 21 I already know.

Speaker 32 Beautiful orange.

Speaker 46 You just try to disguise it or something.

Speaker 79 You just be straight up, man.

Speaker 32 Especially after some amazing working out or going for a run or pumping some iron.

Speaker 3 And he's like, yeah, this is just how you get healthy.

Speaker 94 It's a form of biophija, and it's a form of

Speaker 32 so no wonder the yogis have been doing it for over 5,000 years.

Speaker 5 God damn.

Speaker 32 Everything that's bad for us.

Speaker 5 Liked it too.

Speaker 56 He ain't squeaking enough.

Speaker 79 It's taking raw raw piss to the face it's crazy right now

Speaker 32 so try it for yourself and be your own guru and do what feels good yeah he just nasty man yeah i already know what's up

Speaker 39 he can't just he can't fool me with that with that mumbo jumbo

Speaker 3 shut the fuck up man he's also doing like naked like hugging rituals and he says you should lick each other's nipples like you and your friends yeah yeah he man once you talking about eating ass to help a person digest and track you already thought too far about all this shit you got you can't argue with this motherfucker about shit man have you had any exposure to fancy chef no what's that you don't know fancy chef at all

Speaker 7 man okay

Speaker 5 so

Speaker 3 this is

Speaker 91 fancy chef Say my name, say my name.

Speaker 42 All right.

Speaker 35 This is the Beyonce, baby. Look how lovely.
Look how nice. Look how pretty.

Speaker 22 Oh, yeah, y'all had him up here.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 35 How nice. So I'm going to put these strawberries in.
When I tell you that's going to be taste, that flavor of love is going to be something special.

Speaker 75 No, I bet he makes some fire shit, though.

Speaker 66 Fancy. Yes, indeed.
I already can tell.

Speaker 42 That is beautiful. That is nice.

Speaker 35 That is for the ladies.

Speaker 5 He lives what he does.

Speaker 25 He definitely loves what he does. He lives.

Speaker 3 He does a lot of strawberries. And a lot of times, strawberries in

Speaker 5 glasses.

Speaker 3 I've never seen that before.

Speaker 20 I can't say I'm much of a strawberry guy.

Speaker 3 Then there's like a lot of store-bought stuff.

Speaker 54 Oh, so he's pump-faking?

Speaker 9 This is hilarious, man.

Speaker 79 So that's like a little cake from Walmart.

Speaker 9 He just decorated it.

Speaker 79 Oh, shit.

Speaker 33 I fuck with cuz.

Speaker 17 I fuck with him. I see the vision.

Speaker 54 You see it now.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And that's just blueberries on a plate.

Speaker 79 So he's just decorating food.

Speaker 12 That's what he's doing.

Speaker 79 oh man he had

Speaker 12 yeah

Speaker 17 i'll be mad as hell with fancy shirts man

Speaker 56 yeah he got this from the heb

Speaker 16 god damn

Speaker 66 this right here

Speaker 35 beautiful and nice by the show i'm gonna add this mint here what is that

Speaker 33 is that a ribbon book man want you to book me now you never seen some lamb chops in that movie motherfucker?

Speaker 9 He said, you ain't never seen some shit like that.

Speaker 47 It's strawberries. It's cool stuff in there.

Speaker 14 And a lamb chop.

Speaker 35 I go, how nice.

Speaker 79 I cooked that lamb to perfection.

Speaker 35 When I tell you, that's blah, beautiful, delicious. That's so delicious.
So, I want you to dial my number. I want you to dial it now.
570-604-3868. Look how nice.

Speaker 9 Look at that.

Speaker 79 I thought he's got the lamb chops out of the refrigerator. Sitting there for a minute, man.

Speaker 13 And nice.

Speaker 73 I don't know what the fuck he got going on right now with the strawberries and stuff.

Speaker 35 Look how sexy, look how beautiful, look how nice. The chef presents to you his pink red rose petal dessert, fresh fruit with a splash of champagne.

Speaker 54 I mean, that ain't shit.

Speaker 79 That's crazy, right?

Speaker 12 That's crazy, bro.

Speaker 3 And my favorite is that he constantly says, book me, right? Like, call me, book me, and then.

Speaker 3 you see like how he handles a call.

Speaker 54 Okay, where are you located?

Speaker 94 I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia.

Speaker 50 Okay, I'm all booked up.

Speaker 96 Yeah, he's like, I'm done.

Speaker 85 I already know what this is, man.

Speaker 45 He got his food stamps and he was like, fuck that.

Speaker 52 I'm about to flip this shit.

Speaker 70 Really?

Speaker 97 I'm about to figure out a way to flip these food stamps.

Speaker 75 As soon as he got approved, he got his EBT card.

Speaker 73 He's like, I'm about to be a chef.

Speaker 3 And bought like a chef's uniform. Yep.

Speaker 37 Yeah, he got his EBT card.

Speaker 39 You got to respect the hustle.

Speaker 3 Oh, he definitely hustles, man. He definitely hustles.

Speaker 35 570-604-3868-702-742.

Speaker 3 You got multiple numbers.

Speaker 35 9784-516.

Speaker 28 Damn.

Speaker 12 913-9493.

Speaker 42 Book me.

Speaker 12 And book me now.

Speaker 35 Mansions, castles,

Speaker 35 yachts, penthouses.

Speaker 39 Yeah, this will only work on white people. Yeah.

Speaker 73 Black people.

Speaker 79 Hold up, man.

Speaker 65 This nigga out here fooling him.

Speaker 9 He got cussed out.

Speaker 21 Yeah. For real.

Speaker 20 Somebody auntie, they would have knew off rip.

Speaker 86 for real. That just some bullshit.

Speaker 74 You can bring around them aunties and grandmas, they're gonna be like, Hold up, he ain't doing shit.

Speaker 3 I already know they would call him out.

Speaker 19 Black women that go crazy, yeah.

Speaker 63 How do you know if you're autistic or not? I mean, like, I read some of the stuff they say that autism,

Speaker 63 but I don't think I'm autistic.

Speaker 94 Uh,

Speaker 94 I don't know.

Speaker 5 No, he.

Speaker 5 I don't know. He's a crackhead.

Speaker 3 I don't think he's autistic, but I do think he is.

Speaker 21 There's some crack going on.

Speaker 69 His brain is melted.

Speaker 20 Like, people that could smoke crack in 2025, 2024, like this generation of crackheads, it's going to be some next level shit, man.

Speaker 15 It's going to be other levels.

Speaker 24 Yeah, because it's like now they wanting to fucking

Speaker 74 fentanyl type shit, you know?

Speaker 38 They done got their fucking tolerance adjusted to it.

Speaker 27 Couldn't you be so scared to run into fentanyl right now?

Speaker 8 Hell yeah.

Speaker 56 That's why I stopped fucking with everything I was doing, you know?

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 81 It's, you know, too many people dying from that shit, man.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Left and right.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Oh, speaking of Mayo.

Speaker 56 Are you having a good day?

Speaker 47 Huh? Yeah, that's the Mayo right there.

Speaker 47 Okay.

Speaker 80 Oh. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, no.

Speaker 9 Yeah, she just.

Speaker 80 Oh.

Speaker 42 How about that?

Speaker 80 Oh.

Speaker 88 Oh, I know that head is fire.

Speaker 88 How about that? She's sucking mayonnaise through a straw.

Speaker 45 She's going to tap me out. I know what this video is about.

Speaker 16 This ain't had nothing to do with nothing.

Speaker 8 But hold up.

Speaker 65 I got these jaws for your balls.

Speaker 24 Damn, bitch.

Speaker 42 All right.

Speaker 72 That was a great way to flirt.

Speaker 3 Drain your bag with my mayo drinking video.

Speaker 39 If I had to see this bitch doing this in public, I just had to leave.

Speaker 8 Yeah, right?

Speaker 83 Oh, man, this is getting too horny in here.

Speaker 5 She's cute.

Speaker 56 Yeah, already. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 This is a meeting call.

Speaker 38 This is for all the brothers out there. We knew what this was the white dudes probably pick up on it but the brothers was like oh shit this bitch sucking my names through a straw

Speaker 56 i know that's the sloppy topic

Speaker 85 for real i've never been so turned on in my life oh man

Speaker 3 um so back to uh

Speaker 3 because um i was at that Tyson fight. Oh, yeah.
Did you watch it?

Speaker 27 Yeah, I watched that shit.

Speaker 3 What did you think?

Speaker 77 It looked like somebody unplugged my controller yeah

Speaker 16 he was glitching and all type of

Speaker 81 it was like when you play when you play video games with your little brother or something and there was so much anticipation and he don't know how to play and you're like i'm gonna you up let him have a little fun a little bit then you just started dropping bombs on him but yeah man it was i fell asleep during i fell asleep to be honest i fell asleep i seemed like maybe the first and second round and i woke up definitely i woke up mike titan had his booty cheeks out like oh this is crazy

Speaker 37 i thought i was in a fever dream or something like man let me me take my ass to bed it felt like there was an arrangement once you once you were watching it you're like oh i mean i'm happy mike got his got his bag but yeah it was yeah it was he was glitching he was glitching it was like he had latency issues when you play with people online and

Speaker 27 they should be freezing you like hold up man but yeah i'm happy mike got some money man because i think the main thing i i saw from it because he did an interview and he was like you know my kids you know like like they don't know who i am but my kids gonna know after this fight and i took that as saying, like, you know, we know Mike had fucked up a lot of money and type shit like that.

Speaker 27 And he probably think about that shit for his kids and shit.

Speaker 27 And be like, you know, I don't know, you know, Mike ain't probably got too much time, you know, who knows, you know, and he wants to leave something back for his kids.

Speaker 83 So he's like, I'm going to hold him down, you know?

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 41 Because he motherfucker had tigers and all type of cokehead parties and shit.

Speaker 7 He blew a lot of shit, you know.

Speaker 3 There was one time they said when he got out of jail that he was talking to his car guy

Speaker 3 and he was like, yeah, let me get

Speaker 3 seven Bentleys.

Speaker 5 Yeah. But it was.

Speaker 61 They say he's just giveaway cars.

Speaker 53 Just give people shit.

Speaker 3 He got seven of the same color, same model.

Speaker 3 Shit like that. Yeah.
You could run through a lot of money doing that.

Speaker 74 Just blowing money, man. Yeah.

Speaker 20 So, yeah, I feel like he was looking at it like, fuck it.

Speaker 37 I'm doing this for my kids to be able to drop a bag.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but the fight was, well, it wasn't really influenced.

Speaker 39 I don't think it worked out for how Jake Paul thought it would be, you know?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 37 I mean, I feel like people just like, I mean, I'm over it.

Speaker 20 I mean, thank God it was free on Netflix.

Speaker 53 I guess it ain't free when you're paying for Netflix, but I ain't buying no goddamn Jake Paul fights no more.

Speaker 84 He got me a couple of times.

Speaker 50 I'm going to be going on crackstreams.com.

Speaker 3 He's got to fucking

Speaker 3 just do one where it's,

Speaker 3 you know, a legit.

Speaker 75 I mean, he fought the Tommy Fury guy, and then he got the tips put on him.

Speaker 81 So I feel like he's just trying to figure it out.

Speaker 46 He might as well just fight a midget next.

Speaker 74 Like, fuck it.

Speaker 74 I'm going to fight a transsexual midget.

Speaker 37 And That's the only way I'm going to buy a ticket.

Speaker 3 I bet he'd get you on that one.

Speaker 66 Yeah, I'll get that shit.

Speaker 8 I'll go, hell yeah, I'd love to see that.

Speaker 50 You got to do some intergender matches, man.

Speaker 3 Do you remember years ago when Fergie got blasted for her

Speaker 3 national anthem performance? Yeah.

Speaker 17 I mean, she's done so much shit.

Speaker 75 The cartwheels, the pissing on herself.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 20 So that was like the least embarrassing to me.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 3 To be honest. Yeah.
But I remember, well, the best was that she did that. And then, you know, Swayed, the remix guy.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 15 I love that shit. Yeah.
I love it too.

Speaker 3 All his are amazing. He did a

Speaker 13 301

Speaker 8 based on that.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 39 And I'm pretty sure I've seen that shit.

Speaker 3 And then the Warriors were playing it in the

Speaker 3 army and they were all dancing through the locker room. I remember that.
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 Well, this isn't on the same level because it's not a celebrity, but this is apparently making its rounds as a terrible national anthem performance at a high school.

Speaker 53 That's one of them Indian reservation schools.

Speaker 66 That's what that is.

Speaker 29 I already know what she is.

Speaker 12 She's wearing uggs, bro.

Speaker 22 I already did the math.

Speaker 66 She's wearing slippers.

Speaker 5 She goes, fuck.

Speaker 3 And then you can hear the audience go, oh, no.

Speaker 9 They know what they've been signing up for.

Speaker 20 They know what they've been signing up for when they got her. She'll never come to school.

Speaker 78 She just wear pajamas and shit.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Show up. They're like, fuck it.
She's like, I'm going to do the National Anthem.

Speaker 62 Slippers is just.

Speaker 39 But yeah, that's on the reservation for sure.

Speaker 22 Little kid turned around, like, she said fuck.

Speaker 83 But I mean, you know, I don't think that the throne dethroned.

Speaker 3 No, I don't think it did either.

Speaker 53 No, no, because Fergie shit was that's like in little school.

Speaker 20 Somebody got a camera. Fergie shit was everybody saw that shit, you know?

Speaker 25 Everybody saw that shit.

Speaker 14 Oh, shit. Not the freaky motherfucker.

Speaker 93 Test 468 initiate.

Speaker 83 No, you lying.

Speaker 86 Oh, you lying.

Speaker 51 Oh, wow.

Speaker 86 You lying,

Speaker 93 I believe. Test 468 complete.
More data to follow.

Speaker 22 This nigga is hilarious.

Speaker 3 Zoe, you gotta find that the Warriors doing the dancing to the suede remix.

Speaker 78 That was almost like performance art or some shit, man.

Speaker 15 Wasn't it?

Speaker 84 Yeah, like what the fuck you got going on?

Speaker 22 Yeah, I remember this shit.

Speaker 50 This was mean, though.

Speaker 53 They didn't have to do this.

Speaker 66 yeah they was wrong for that though

Speaker 66 it's dope for the producer to be able to you know to get that into their locker room yeah that was mean

Speaker 82 'cause I don't blame Fergie

Speaker 47 I don't blame Fergie I blame whoever booked that shit They know what they was getting themselves into.

Speaker 46 We done seen Fergie so many times do crazy shit on stage, so they knew she was crazy.

Speaker 3 But they also probably, I think when Bookers

Speaker 3 for a national event, like a big sporting event.

Speaker 72 That was the All-Star game, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 It might have been the All-Star game.

Speaker 15 It was the All-Star game.

Speaker 3 So they don't. But they probably just go, oh, it's a celebrity.
You can sing it.

Speaker 17 God damn it.

Speaker 19 There's so many people who fucking sing, man.

Speaker 20 Pick Fergie, man.

Speaker 74 That was like, hold up, man.

Speaker 86 We got to work out the budget.

Speaker 12 And I think, if I remember, isn't she married married to a celebrity?

Speaker 3 I don't know. Or was

Speaker 3 because that dude got super pissed.

Speaker 42 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 15 At at least.

Speaker 9 Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 37 Because they was, I mean, they ain't have to do that.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Josh.

Speaker 59 Josh was pissed. He was pissed, dude.

Speaker 3 He got real pissed at, I forget, it was one of the NBA players who talked shit.

Speaker 17 Probably Draymond.

Speaker 26 I think Draymond was the one laughing on camera.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Oh, yeah. He was.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 He started laughing in the lineup and shit.

Speaker 81 But

Speaker 5 yeah, that's.

Speaker 58 Yeah. They was mean.

Speaker 9 Oh, Draymond. You nailed it.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 85 You know, Draymond always did some shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you totally nailed it.

Speaker 42 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 He calls her a prick for laughing at her. Yeah.

Speaker 39 But I feel like they knew what they was getting into.

Speaker 66 They could have got somebody else.

Speaker 90 I was playing some basketball.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 53 They could have got somebody else.

Speaker 27 They know Fergie a little crazy.

Speaker 7 Fergie's dope, though, man.

Speaker 86 But she is wild.

Speaker 61 She feels the music.

Speaker 68 She let the music take her soul.

Speaker 36 But yeah, oh, this nigga shitting again with the meundies on.

Speaker 45 It's the mendies ad got me hot.

Speaker 55 Yeah.

Speaker 76 Oh, he's pissing

Speaker 73 with the stone face, too.

Speaker 93 It appears to be just your very interesting findings.

Speaker 95 More to follow.

Speaker 3 Who is he doing this for?

Speaker 12 What is the core audience?

Speaker 3 I don't know, but then he has shit like this on his page.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 39 We got to lock him up.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 37 He got to go to jail, man.

Speaker 79 Because he going to do something.

Speaker 66 He going to do something, man.

Speaker 3 He's shitting and he's pretending to be a slave owner.

Speaker 25 It's some psychosis. Yeah.

Speaker 26 It's something else going on there, man.

Speaker 7 But yeah, the fucking...

Speaker 14 Yeah, I just don't understand what he hopes to get out of this.

Speaker 3 I don't know either.

Speaker 54 I think it's

Speaker 46 like some illusions of grander.

Speaker 27 He's just like, some bitch will see this and be like, oh, shit, this nigga hot.

Speaker 3 My theory on this is that anything that you do performance-wise, like this, in any way, is always like some chick for a straight guy is.

Speaker 3 Hopefully some chick will just find this attractive.

Speaker 5 Yeah, because

Speaker 5 you lock him up.

Speaker 21 Just lock him up, man.

Speaker 77 But he'll be on a special flow.

Speaker 17 You take him to jail.

Speaker 53 He got to go where the crazy is at.

Speaker 46 He'll be throwing piss at the security guards and shit, at the COs and all that shit, man.

Speaker 26 So, yeah, he can't even hang in Gen Pop with us.

Speaker 86 We'll beat his ass.

Speaker 3 But do you think it's...

Speaker 3 Is it

Speaker 3 considered a bummer to be on that wing?

Speaker 8 Hell yeah.

Speaker 17 Them motherfuckers up there going crazy.

Speaker 26 I mean, you get the good meds.

Speaker 72 They're going to dope you up and shit, but motherfuckers throwing shit everywhere and just not showering and just you with the nasties, man.

Speaker 55 You don't want to be there.

Speaker 3 You want to be a gem pop.

Speaker 65 Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 3 But if you're a weirdo, you don't want to be in jump pop, right?

Speaker 26 Like, they might want to be too. I mean, they don't get to come out.

Speaker 19 Like, you ain't got you just in that motherfucker just fucked up, man.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 20 And motherfucker screaming, yelling, beating on shit.

Speaker 3 I think the yelling would be the brain.

Speaker 26 Yeah, you ain't getting no good night of sleep.

Speaker 55 That's for sure.

Speaker 3 Because somebody's just so crazy.

Speaker 20 Yeah, but that's why they dope them up.

Speaker 26 So you might do.

Speaker 23 They'll give you some meds and shit.

Speaker 37 Them type of motherfuckers be fucking.

Speaker 53 Oh, man, the crazy shit is in jail now.

Speaker 58 They making Glock Dookies.

Speaker 5 What? A Glock Dookie.

Speaker 73 What are you talking about?

Speaker 20 You take a water bottle and then you just fill it up with piss, shit, sperm, with any kind of fucking body fluid you can, and you just let it sit and you just let it chill in your room and shit.

Speaker 23 Anytime you got some beef, you pull it out and you just spray a motherfucker with that shit.

Speaker 46 It's so many videos you could just watch of motherfuckers fighting with the Glock Dookies.

Speaker 58 And they say this shit is crazy.

Speaker 23 It'll clear the whole flow once that shit gets sprayed. Oh, dude.

Speaker 26 So somebody spray you in the face.

Speaker 53 You ain't fighting no more. They just spraying Glock Dookies at each other.

Speaker 2 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 3 This just ruined my day.

Speaker 47 Yeah, the Glock Dookie.

Speaker 45 The Glock Dookie. Yeah, imagine somebody hit you with the Glock Dookie, man.

Speaker 82 Your whole week fucked up.

Speaker 3 I promise I'm not getting you a Glock Dookie.

Speaker 45 The Glock Dookie worsened in the real good. I'd rather let a nigga shoot me than hit me with the Glock Dookie.
Same.

Speaker 12 Please.

Speaker 3 Put three in me.

Speaker 48 Put fucking bullshit.

Speaker 45 Stop the Glock Dookie. That shit.
And then it's like, you know, bacteria and all that shit.

Speaker 68 You're going to get sick.

Speaker 72 Some rashes or something, you know?

Speaker 72 Ah, fuck, man.

Speaker 25 This is supposed to be a little bit of a.

Speaker 27 This is when I want to eat.

Speaker 27 I need some cheese, tomatoes, and olives, and maybe even some meat.

Speaker 95 I need some pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

Speaker 95 Every time I want that pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. I go to David's pizza.

Speaker 17 Yeah,

Speaker 68 when I see shit like this, it just makes me jealous, Connor, because

Speaker 27 I just know how good the Coke was in the 80s.

Speaker 3 But doesn't this have, I feel like there's some fun Danny Brown appreciative art to this video, too.

Speaker 38 Yeah, he on Coke.

Speaker 6 It's the Coke, but also

Speaker 3 it's the style choices of how the video is cut.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 17 No, that's the 80s, man. Yeah.

Speaker 81 That's what that is.

Speaker 50 That's the drip.

Speaker 74 I'm actually want to do more shit.

Speaker 3 Guess when this video debuted?

Speaker 34 When?

Speaker 76 2012.

Speaker 38 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 85 But they knew what they were doing, man.

Speaker 58 That hairline is crazy, though.

Speaker 78 You show up at the barbershop with that shit, man. They just going to start doing fucking math.

Speaker 8 Like, hold up, man.

Speaker 72 Doing architecture with that shit.

Speaker 12 How we get this shit back.

Speaker 38 Get blueprints and all type of shit up, man.

Speaker 61 That's what made me think it was the 80s because ain't nobody knows.

Speaker 27 I have a hairline like that.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that's fucked up.

Speaker 20 That's when you just got to embrace the story.

Speaker 92 That's when you got to be like, yeah, it's over with.

Speaker 74 For real. Black men, we care about our hairlines.

Speaker 3 Hairlines are big.

Speaker 39 Yeah, that's why I'm letting my shit grow back now, man.

Speaker 19 I've been going to too many different barbers, man, and they've been fucking me up.

Speaker 20 I ain't saying they've been fucking me up, but you know, that's why you got to stick with the same barber.

Speaker 3 How do you know what he did? How long are you going to go right now?

Speaker 26 I mean, really, to be honest, I'm not worrying about no vanity shit.

Speaker 41 I'm not buying no clothes.

Speaker 37 I'm not getting my hair done.

Speaker 26 I'm not getting my nails done. Nothing until my album's done.

Speaker 3 so yeah i'm putting van i'm putting music over vanity right now so are you yeah glock dookie in prison here it go

Speaker 21 i love these videos

Speaker 71 block dookie in action on prison guard ah you hit no with that video

Speaker 71 a block dookie is a contraption made of spit cum shit piss blood rotten food etc I wouldn't want to be on the other end.

Speaker 21 Yeah, you're going to get sick.

Speaker 54 Holy shit.

Speaker 26 And you get sick hitting that.

Speaker 8 That shit going to fuck you up.

Speaker 3 That's going to really fuck you up.

Speaker 89 Oh, my God. Fucking Glock Dookie.

Speaker 77 No, it's worse. The funniest one is when you see two prisoners and they both, each of them got one.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 77 And they just, it's almost like the okay.

Speaker 97 It's like the old corral type shit.

Speaker 9 Quick draw.

Speaker 75 They ain't even trying to throw hands.

Speaker 38 They just try to Glock Dookie.

Speaker 12 Just thinking about it.

Speaker 3 It's so nasty, dude.

Speaker 45 Yeah, kids, stay away from jail, man.

Speaker 38 Don't do no crimes because it's Glock Dookies in there. Ah, fuck.

Speaker 38 Get back.

Speaker 3 Self-protection.

Speaker 8 Get back.

Speaker 8 Whoop your ass.

Speaker 59 Good.

Speaker 21 Yeah, you're getting your ass whooped.

Speaker 54 Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody.

Speaker 83 No.

Speaker 55 Let's get your ass whooped.

Speaker 37 That reminds me like when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much.

Speaker 27 And I got caught up in that beat it. I mean, not beat it, but the bad video.
Yeah. And I thought I was Michael Jackson and bad on the playground.
The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit.

Speaker 27 And I went for the scream.

Speaker 39 I went for that move, and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth.

Speaker 24 I'm like, oh, shit, this ain't happening.

Speaker 44 A bad video.

Speaker 68 That's when I, that's when I started to stop daydreaming so much.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you could, you need, like, uh, everybody needs like a reality check on something.

Speaker 81 Yeah, that's, I literally got my reality check that day.

Speaker 31 Sports will do that too.

Speaker 3 When you think you're like, I'm pretty nice. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 73 Then you go to fucking the summer camp or some shit where all the good players is at.

Speaker 43 You're like, oh, I ain't shit.

Speaker 28 For real.

Speaker 81 I thought I was good at basketball as a kid then i was like hold up we went we had a tryout and i was in went to the tryouts and these was dunking already and i'm like man we only 13.

Speaker 3 well we were at we were at the the milwaukee middle school that we were at it's like yeah you know like you're playing you're on the team like it's been pretty good then we went to the high school the trend you know just the bump up to the big high school yeah and we went offseason it was football season but we went to the basketball the gym and there was a pickup game going

Speaker 3 and they were like oh, yeah, this kid here is a sophomore. And he did the, he cupped it and did a side.

Speaker 12 Oh, yeah. It's over.

Speaker 42 Like, oh, shit.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's over.

Speaker 3 He's a year older than us.

Speaker 5 Whereas this is fucking done. Yeah.

Speaker 17 I gave up my hoop dreams before high school.

Speaker 49 I already knew. I was like, I'm trash.

Speaker 27 And it's, I mean, you know it.

Speaker 92 As a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball.

Speaker 27 You just got to just give it up.

Speaker 3 Automatic.

Speaker 16 Because I would just, I would hurt myself every game.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 50 It don't even matter what happens. Some type of way.

Speaker 77 You know, the worst is fucking trying to catch a pass and your fucking fingers get jammed.

Speaker 27 Yeah, all that shit. Oh, yeah, that shit would be awesome.

Speaker 21 Yeah, that shit's terrible.

Speaker 3 And I also saw a fat black guy named Afuma who was like, he had African parents. He had a big belly hanging over, and he did a 360.

Speaker 8 Oh, shit.

Speaker 5 We were like, yeah.

Speaker 49 Yeah, it was nothing worse than when, like, you've been in high school and it's a guy, like, five, six or something, and he can just dunk.

Speaker 9 And you're like, oh, shit.

Speaker 17 Because I've been six feet since I was like in the eighth grade.

Speaker 8 Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker 3 So you thought, maybe I'm going to be.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 27 I thought I was going to, you know, I didn't know.

Speaker 50 So I was like, yeah, I always, and I love basketball.

Speaker 68 I still, you know, still love, still got hoop dreams to this day, but I'm trying to.

Speaker 3 You like going to games?

Speaker 16 Hell yeah.

Speaker 19 I had season tickets for the Pistons one year.

Speaker 49 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's the Pistons.
We lost every game. I'd be home before the fucking game was over with it.

Speaker 52 I was leaving at a halftime every fucking year.

Speaker 3 I just think the NBA does it right.

Speaker 5 Like for a live

Speaker 3 big-time sporting event, it's one of the best

Speaker 3 things they put. Like an NBA game is a fun fucking game.

Speaker 26 Yeah, and I used to have like one of the booth shits.

Speaker 88 Oh, yeah. Yeah, and they used to have the free food in there.

Speaker 89 So I would just go, I would go during shoot around.

Speaker 39 I'd be full as hell by the time the fucking first quarter started.

Speaker 20 Then they'd bring out pizza during halftime.

Speaker 53 I eat the pizza at halftime, the Lil' Caesars, then I'll bounce.

Speaker 3 Do you see that viral meme that went around or

Speaker 3 about

Speaker 3 the people that ordered pizza and wings

Speaker 3 at a VIP box?

Speaker 5 Did you see this?

Speaker 3 It was on all the social media things of this.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's the, it's the first thing that came up.

Speaker 33 No, no.

Speaker 33 There.

Speaker 3 So they were in Allegiant at the VIP box in Vegas, and they ordered pizza and those wings, and it was $653.

Speaker 65 Oh, fuck no. Yeah.

Speaker 72 Yeah, and that's trash, too.

Speaker 68 That ain't even the fire pizza.

Speaker 25 If you scroll, I think you'll see the.

Speaker 3 But it's Vegas.

Speaker 53 You know, they're always taxing you.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he put the receipt there.

Speaker 6 Oh, for the.

Speaker 22 Yeah. That was for college, though?

Speaker 5 I don't know where that was.

Speaker 21 They said running rebels beat San Diego State.

Speaker 3 There it is at a college game, 300 bucks for the pepperoni pizza, um, 190 for the chicken tenders, 120 for an administrative charge, and 50 bucks for sales tax.

Speaker 66 That was before tip,

Speaker 5 yeah.

Speaker 26 See, that's when you're just stunting, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 55 Motherfuckers see you eating pizza and shit, and they're like, oh shit, this nigga done bought the $300 pizza.

Speaker 43 This nigga rich.

Speaker 37 That's how you get bitches at the college game.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's insane, bro.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 I wouldn't have did that, hey man.

Speaker 44 Take care, man.

Speaker 9 Hell nah, the cops right there, my damn.

Speaker 12 Oh,

Speaker 2 my God.

Speaker 65 Damn, yeah,

Speaker 25 he won a race.

Speaker 3 He didn't even look where he was going.

Speaker 68 Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 3 That was awesome.

Speaker 68 That was great that they was able to get that on camera or something like that, man.

Speaker 20 He must be the crash out in the hood.

Speaker 50 Like, they know he's 70.

Speaker 68 That dude 70. Oh, yeah.
He ain't got no business driving.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 7 That's what that is.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 40 He crashed.

Speaker 68 The fact that they was able to get that shit on camera is hilarious.

Speaker 74 Because that would ain't no way you can fake that shit.

Speaker 7 No.

Speaker 5 No, that's for real.

Speaker 4 Fuck around and blow the whole hood up with that shit.

Speaker 3 All right, I'm going to take a quick piss break.

Speaker 5 I'll be right back.

Speaker 15 We are back.

Speaker 3 So I have one of my favorite things is

Speaker 3 to show

Speaker 3 videos and you tell me whether you think this is horrible and not cool or hilarious.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 3 And I feel like you would be a great barometer for this.

Speaker 3 All right. This one.
I've never seen any of these, so I'll be with you on this.

Speaker 74 Oh, shit. I already know this, bro.

Speaker 66 That's why people die.

Speaker 76 Oh, you probably did.

Speaker 15 Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah.

Speaker 37 I want to laugh at that, but that's the type of shit that scared me.

Speaker 92 That's why I don't like doing no fucking.

Speaker 17 I don't do none of that white people hiking.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 38 No shit like that. Yeah.

Speaker 39 Because I feel like this is the kind of shit that happened happened to you, man.

Speaker 27 You got to wear those toe shoes.

Speaker 62 White people do love hikes.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Yeah. I ain't with it.

Speaker 3 I remember moving to LA and L.A. has this real

Speaker 54 has like the hype culture.

Speaker 3 It's like a culture. It was like, it's also a date.
People want to go on a hike? Like that's how you would like ask somebody out.

Speaker 65 Until you find some dudes in the trails jacking off and shit and then you're like, oh shit, I ain't come here for this.

Speaker 3 And it's always white people, though. Yeah.
Very rarely did you find a non-white on the.

Speaker 46 I know some homies that hike and shit, but that's like, um

Speaker 27 that's almost like they think like they go travel just to go to ill hiking spots and shit like that i guess that's pretty cool

Speaker 3 yeah because that means you into like nature and you want to see sceneries and shit like that i just don't give a fuck about that kind of thing there's also like i mean it's just funny because la is a you know it's this huge city and i don't think most people think of l a and think a hike you go to like colorado or something you're like oh okay this is trails also it's pretty much like an easy way to work out though right yeah totally it's great for you it's definitely good for for you.

Speaker 20 Walk with a bitch, breathing heavy, talking, trying to run game and shit.

Speaker 55 Like, there ain't no swag.

Speaker 3 And also, to be fair, because I remember Christina telling me this. The first thing I ever did was ask her out on a hike.

Speaker 34 This is 20 years ago.

Speaker 3 And she said, no. And then we just hung up.

Speaker 9 I said, oh.

Speaker 3 And she told me later, she goes, no woman. wants to go on a hike as a first date because you're sweating and you don't feel cute.
Your makeup's running. You just feel smelly.

Speaker 25 And like, she's like, that makes sense. Yeah, I was like, yeah, that totally makes sense.

Speaker 3 This lady, lady, by the way, it was reported: no major injuries. Oh,

Speaker 86 lucky bitch, lucky, very lucky.

Speaker 15 Yeah, that shit scares me, though.

Speaker 67 I ain't gonna lie, I don't like heights and like balconies and shit.

Speaker 55 Like, I don't do none of that shit.

Speaker 5 Oh, oh, shit.

Speaker 98 Oh,

Speaker 54 bitch came home too early, huh?

Speaker 45 That's as bad as she had to get up out of there.

Speaker 3 That looked like when she hit the tree, that that that fucked her up.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it definitely did.

Speaker 3 This woman was running from the cops

Speaker 3 after being reported for having for behaving under the influence of drugs.

Speaker 58 Yeah, obviously.

Speaker 3 She did not suffer any serious injuries, received treatment at the scene before being taken to the hospital. She was released from the hospital and only sustained bruises.

Speaker 3 I mean, that way, the way she hit that tree, you could have told me that her spine snapped.

Speaker 24 I mean, she's lucky that fucking power line ain't snap.

Speaker 59 No shit, bro.

Speaker 5 She could have fucking been dead.

Speaker 36 This bitch thinks she's Spider-Man.

Speaker 66 Look how she hits this.

Speaker 43 Bam.

Speaker 43 I mean,

Speaker 43 I'm landed on it.

Speaker 65 Yeah, she could have died.

Speaker 50 Yeah, none of these are funny today, Tom.

Speaker 51 I know.

Speaker 28 Point at them.

Speaker 16 None of these are funny today, man.

Speaker 5 This is horrible.

Speaker 3 All right, let's see this one.

Speaker 3 Okay, that's a good time.

Speaker 3 Oh, he just missed the bag.

Speaker 44 See, I don't know if these people are living.

Speaker 50 See, this wouldn't be funny if he lived, you know, but

Speaker 3 it is funny that he just missed the bag, though.

Speaker 62 The head bones. Because look at, it's right there.

Speaker 14 Yeah, because anytime you're doing dumb shit like that, you know, stupid people play games, you know, win stupid prizes type shit.

Speaker 21 So, yeah, he deserved it.

Speaker 3 Okay, he sustained

Speaker 43 concussion for sure.

Speaker 3 Injuries to the arm, shoulder, and neck. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Had to have a concussion, man.

Speaker 3 This was in Jin Province, China.

Speaker 3 He just missed that bag, dude.

Speaker 43 Like, I don't know what

Speaker 26 pops into someone's mind like, I want to be a tightrope walker.

Speaker 86 Yeah. That shit looked cool.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that shit like that.

Speaker 98 Fucking terrible.

Speaker 65 He wasn't even walking. He was jogging.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Again, that one's not so funny.

Speaker 74 So you mean to tell me your basketball fall was worse than that?

Speaker 3 Injury-wise? Yeah.

Speaker 54 I think so.

Speaker 69 That's crazy. I know.

Speaker 5 I know.

Speaker 12 I know.

Speaker 25 That's so much further.

Speaker 10 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 Yeah. He may have been able to sit up after this.

Speaker 12 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 85 I don't understand it.

Speaker 34 I don't either.

Speaker 3 All right, there's one more. And let's just pray and hope that this one is hilarious.
We're counting on you guys.

Speaker 15 Oh,

Speaker 15 yeah.

Speaker 38 It's like a snuff film.

Speaker 12 That's what I thought was going on.

Speaker 50 Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 15 Because that bitch is stupid.

Speaker 50 You know?

Speaker 22 That was pretty funny.

Speaker 3 She claimed she didn't know where

Speaker 3 the tracks were in use. What about when the train was pulling up? That's why she thought it was safe to take photos.
She is fine. The train passed by before she even noticed.
What?

Speaker 3 This is one of the dumbest summaries I've ever read.

Speaker 15 Yeah, bitch is drunk.

Speaker 3 How do you not like you don't see the train coming up? And they're like, she's like, I didn't know this was in use.

Speaker 52 Motherfucker knocked her out of her Birkenstock.

Speaker 37 That was your dumbass gift.

Speaker 39 I think she was too shocked by the whole thing.

Speaker 22 Trying to be cute.

Speaker 3 She's right. Well, it's in use right there.

Speaker 5 Oh, my God. Yeah, trying to be cute.

Speaker 59 That's what you get.

Speaker 55 Yeah, man. Social media will kill you.

Speaker 12 That'll kill you. Trying to get a TikTok.

Speaker 73 Trying to get a TikTok. Get your fucking shit rocked.

Speaker 69 Yeah, that's.

Speaker 17 God damn, I'm just talking to rhymes all day.

Speaker 5 I'm ready to rap. You're ready, man.

Speaker 51 I did.

Speaker 3 Do you go with, like, do you ever, do you approach albums with themes or just like, because people ask me this for stand-up? They're like,

Speaker 3 like, when they go, what's this hour about?

Speaker 5 I'm like, a collection of just bits.

Speaker 3 And they're like, yeah, but what's it about? I'm like, what are you talking about? But I feel like with music, sometimes you can go into it with like, this is a theme.

Speaker 29 No,

Speaker 88 I let it find its way.

Speaker 27 I don't just come up with it off top.

Speaker 26 I just record some songs.

Speaker 27 And then when I'm starting to see a direction that it can go in some type of way, then I started recording for that.

Speaker 5 Oh, you do?

Speaker 3 Is there one for this album? Yeah. You won't say? No.

Speaker 50 Yeah, because I got too much.

Speaker 21 I'm at that phase now with it where I'm, you know, when you're almost done, and then you, because I love it, but I'm like, ah, maybe I got to do this.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 41 You know, starting to second guess yourself, so I'm just getting out of my head with it.

Speaker 27 But I listen to it all the fucking time and I'm happy with it, but I'm just still now.

Speaker 3 now i'm at that like am i is this right is it you know but i'm excited so do you do go through the thing of like uh moments of doubt yeah hell yeah and do you do you also do the thing where you go this is shit and then you listen to it again you're like this is actually pretty yeah yeah always but i think um the one thing that's been giving me confidence is that i've been working with so many different people so every time i work with somebody i play them the full project so i can get their opinion on it and everybody's just been going crazy really so that's great you know that's a good thing that's great

Speaker 3 Have you seen anything good lately, movie-wise, TV-wise?

Speaker 19 I haven't, like I say, I've been having been watching shit or doing shit or doing, yeah, literally just been working on this fucking album, man.

Speaker 18 I've been fucking

Speaker 89 doing nothing.

Speaker 92 I'm watching.

Speaker 18 I mean, of course, I watch some dumb YouTube shit every night, but not for the most part.

Speaker 7 I can't say I've watched anything.

Speaker 20 I mean, I did like the penguin, though.

Speaker 81 I watched the penguin. I like that.

Speaker 3 The series? Yeah.

Speaker 12 Yeah, Colin Farrell's fucking.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 26 I finished it when I was on tour and shit.

Speaker 81 Then the last episode came out.

Speaker 23 I just, I didn't finish the whole episode, but people are like,

Speaker 20 that's the last thing I was probably into was the Penguin.

Speaker 3 I feel like he's made one of the most interesting pivots for an actor in their career in the last, now it's like in the last decade.

Speaker 46 Yeah, I didn't even know that was his ass.

Speaker 20 I just ended up saying like maybe because, you know, algorithm shit, he knew I was watching it.

Speaker 3 It's so fascinating that he went from these leading man roles that are kind of like, well, it could be this guy. It could be this other actor.

Speaker 3 It's just like leading man to like all this interesting character work. yeah and he's really good laying down that legacy that's what he's doing yeah but like it's no longer hey you're the

Speaker 3 you're the handsome lead which is like a it's a type you can fall into like i'm this yeah now he's doing like all these and every time i see him pop up even in a small role in a movie he's fantastic

Speaker 3 yeah i watched uh wolves last night the clooney pit movie that came out okay it's pretty good man i mean that's kind of shit like i save shit for planes and shit that's like fun so i feel like i'll probably watch something like that on the plane The thing is, it has a great pace to it.

Speaker 3 And every time, like,

Speaker 3 something is resolved and you're like, oh, I guess, like, what are they going to do now? They throw them into like new chaos. But it had a really fun rhythm to it.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Good movie.

Speaker 26 Yeah, but I can't, yeah, I'm really lost.

Speaker 20 I mean, I'm glad the NBA season started.

Speaker 41 So I do put a game on in the background type shit, but I haven't been watching anything.

Speaker 27 I did get to go to a Laker game last week.

Speaker 3 Oh, really? Yeah, that was really fun. Did they win?

Speaker 17 They've been pretty good this year.

Speaker 62 They did.

Speaker 59 They beat the

Speaker 3 Grizzlies. And

Speaker 3 I was so excited.

Speaker 3 When we first got tickets,

Speaker 3 I got invited.

Speaker 69 I was like, oh, we're going to see John. Yeah, he didn't play.

Speaker 15 He didn't play. I was like.

Speaker 72 Yeah,

Speaker 83 they're starting to have a rivalry, too.

Speaker 3 So that was a good game to go to. The thing I couldn't help think about was like, you know, in the moment I found out he wasn't playing, you're like, oh, shit.

Speaker 3 But I think about like how many kids are like, I'm going to see.

Speaker 17 Yeah, that happens a lot.

Speaker 5 Yeah. That's like a thing.

Speaker 3 That's a thing.

Speaker 69 And they just have to be like devastated if they think they're going to see him play.

Speaker 20 Especially fucking Laker tickets. Them shits are super expensive.

Speaker 23 You might get lucky to be able to go to one game a year, type shit.

Speaker 22 Yeah, that's the one you pick.

Speaker 17 And then it's not that. That's why the NBA, they've been having a lot of problems with that.

Speaker 27 And then the ratings are super low this year. Are they?

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's really bad.

Speaker 27 But they feel like it's probably been like, because you know, the election time and so much shit has been going on, people ain't really been focusing on sports right now.

Speaker 27 But hopefully, the middle of the season, it'll pick back up.

Speaker 3 How did you feel about the election?

Speaker 23 I can't tell you.

Speaker 83 To be honest, I ain't paid no attention to none of that shit.

Speaker 13 You know what happened though, right?

Speaker 16 Yeah, Trump won.

Speaker 29 I mean, but I didn't do it.

Speaker 20 I can't say I was following it or nothing.

Speaker 14 I'm sorry. I'm just not that kind of guy.

Speaker 3 I know. I was way less.

Speaker 39 I was playing fucking Metaphor De Fantasio.

Speaker 3 I was way, way less invested in it than the previous few elections where I was like, oh, glue. Like watching it so close.
I was very like.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I just didn't care.

Speaker 54 I just like, it is what it is.

Speaker 3 I also felt like being too invested was a mistake yeah i hate those

Speaker 3 i was invested i'm saying you know whatever four years ago and eight years ago and and and 12 years but like i was like oh every time i feel invested in this i i feel like it's taking too much out of me so i need to not invest as much the worst is the people that's just still talking about it it's like it's happened it's over why are you talking about this every day yeah he won it's over it's over you know but they still it's like they're talking points go back to your life yeah yeah it's over i can't be like fully dialed in to politics, man.

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 53 All you do is stress yourself out.

Speaker 3 Here's one last one. Let's see if this is fun.
This is not a horrible hilarious, it's just a video. Let's see what it is.

Speaker 94 Oh, shit.

Speaker 99 It's party.

Speaker 12 I did want this.

Speaker 99 Sober, sobriety, but

Speaker 99 I still

Speaker 99 speak

Speaker 36 French motherfuckers, man.

Speaker 42 That's all it is, bro.

Speaker 37 God damn, man.

Speaker 77 Something so simple and basic,

Speaker 3 it really does entertain me so much. Yeah.

Speaker 67 To throw that, and then you can do shit like that out there.

Speaker 92 They ain't got guns.

Speaker 66 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 68 You can't play them pranks in America.

Speaker 3 No, you really can't.

Speaker 74 No, fuck no, especially not in Texas.

Speaker 3 And not when I get you that fucking gun.

Speaker 5 Oh, no, man.

Speaker 3 That's coming soon, man.

Speaker 5 Hell yeah. I'm ready.

Speaker 28 Book, book, book, book.

Speaker 13 All right.

Speaker 3 As soon as it arrives, what we should do is, why don't we actually

Speaker 3 make arrangements that day

Speaker 12 to you get it from

Speaker 28 we'll meet at a gun range. Okay, that's nice.

Speaker 12 We can actually like.

Speaker 3 take it for a spin. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 12 Okay, great. I'm done with that.

Speaker 3 All right, cool.

Speaker 3 Danny Brown, thank you for coming. Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 38 It's always a pleasure.

Speaker 3 Thank you for seeing you. You're so fucking funny.
And don't forget to check out the Danny Brown Show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel. And pretty soon, we'll have a new Danny Brown album.

Speaker 21 Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 Which you'll then tour after that, too, right?

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
That's the goal.

Speaker 3 That's the goal. All right.
Thanks, Danny Brown. Thank you guys for watching and listening.
We'll see you soon.

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