Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House.

Joining me, as always, is my lovely co-host, Christina P.

And she's so excited to promote the fact that she's got three new

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We're very proud of her.

And

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It's Danny Brown, everybody.

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No.

It's good to see you, man.

Always, man.

Good to see you, too.

You just did Canada?

Yeah, it was fucking snowing already, too.

Isn't it crazy?

I was like, God damn, I forgot how cold it gets up north since I've been down here.

You come here and it's a goddamn sauna still.

It's just amazing.

We're getting like 40-degree swings right now between morning and evening.

Yeah, it's been raining where I'm at.

It's so crazy, dude.

I have so much awesome shit to show you today.

Okay, shit.

I'm ready.

Because I don't know what you've been...

What you're...

No, I've been off the map, man.

Yeah, okay.

That's what I...

I don't know what the fuck's going on.

That's what I anticipated.

There's a lot of hot topics to discuss with you.

White shit, black shit.

I love it.

My favorite topic.

Full insight on all of it.

But yeah, to get us started, why don't we just do

an opening clip?

Here's a new discovery we found.

So let's see what he's like.

I always will be the fucking best

in a past life,

in this life

and in the fucking next

you're looking at the fucking best

try it

who is Randy don't bring anyone mother into this your mom in the fucking stand

welcome to your mom's house

with Tom Sagura

and Christina Pajitsi Christina

Welcome to your mom's house.

You're looking at the fucking best.

What do you think?

Do you think there's maybe a stimulant involved here?

Oh, of course.

There's some

activities.

I'm also going to take a wild guess and say he's from Florida.

I thought it was Florida too.

Yeah, and he's the type of guy that says, if it's grass on the field, I'm going to play.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I think he's right.

He's probably at a boat dock.

I think those are like that.

That's the type of vegetation you see growing over a canal.

I think he's right off a boat dock.

Never wears a shirt.

No.

You know, drive one of those Jeeps with no doors on it and shit.

Yeah, that's a real Florida vibe.

It's a fucking Confederate flag or some shit hanging somewhere.

I already know this type of motherfucker.

And this is a real choice on the nose ring, too.

Yeah, that's some freaky shit.

That's how I know he likes teenage girls.

That's a teenage girl.

That was the dead giveaway.

It is kind of insight.

It is insight, dude.

Yeah, he's a, it's real intense, man.

Here's the thing, man.

Chicks, I don't think, really dig this energy.

I would tell you.

No, they don't.

No, they don't.

This is like the 90s.

This is before the internet.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

He's the type of dude be harassing bitches at the whiskey go-go.

Yep.

And he'll get real aggressive to like a woman.

at a in line or at a stoplight, but not to a guy.

He didn't see a black dude be like, what up, brother?

What's up, dude?

I already know this kind of guy.

That's a cool dude right there.

Punk a chick out for sure.

But yeah.

Yeah, he's a real, real interesting dude.

Oh, I'm very excited to tell you, although it's not here, I have a really nice gun.

Oh, shit.

I was like, oh, shit, Tom ain't about to get this nigga no gun.

He already know what I'm about to do, but I ain't going to do shit.

I swear to God.

I just, you know,

I'm not as aggressive as I was

younger.

Yeah.

I won't carry it around in public.

But it's a nice one.

It's just to protect the home.

Good, yeah, this is a great home protection weapon.

And I got you so much top of the line.

So it's taking great.

I had to jump through a couple of hoops, but it's coming.

Yeah, soon.

Thank you.

That's so great.

I hope to have it to you for

go learn how to shoot.

Yeah, that would be good.

Definitely will.

We can go to the range.

I'm down.

You know, I know that shit.

Okay.

So, yeah, that's coming.

So, I thought I would open

by sharing with you a question.

This is what we had had Matthew McConaughey on Two Bears a couple weeks ago, and this particular topic came up, and I wanted to get your opinion on whether or not this is white people shit.

You love ketchup.

I love ketchup.

I put ketchup on my ketchup.

And I love ketchup.

Like, I only eat meat love to eat ketchup.

Right.

I think I fell in love with ketchup first.

I had to grow to love ketchup.

And then once I realized that I could enjoy salt and sweet at the same time,

what's the craziest thing you put ketchup on?

What have I not put ketchup on?

I mean,

scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs.

It makes scrambled eggs.

And it's where the ketchup is.

I love ketchup on a burger, but what's the what?

It's best to dip it so the ketchup's the first thing to hit the palate.

I'm going to tell you one even further.

I'll take ketchup, smear it on my hand, let it dry, and then just slowly just

give it a lift.

Just a little

just to have a buddy there.

It's a reminder to have a kid.

Just to have a friend right there.

That's good, man.

Fuck, I'm never going to eat ketchup and not think about you.

I don't know.

Next time I have ketchup, I'm going to not be able to not think about you licking on your hand.

That's good, man.

That's a little K-bump.

I like that.

Excuse me.

Let me take a hit.

Who doesn't like you?

No, no.

I really love ketchup, too.

You like ketchup?

Yeah.

I can't say it.

But I do know it is some black people that hate the smell of ketchup.

Really?

Yeah.

It does something to them.

The smell.

Yeah, they hate that shit.

There's this thing that we talked about, which is it's with certain things, there's competition, right?

In other words, you know, Coke, Pepsi, the ketchup, it's Heinz.

Yeah, all the way.

Definitely.

But you can't, I swear that the organic ketchup is disgusting.

Well, that's the nobody has a chance.

It's just nobody wants the other shit.

Everybody wants Heinz.

Yeah.

But so some black people hate the smell of it.

Yeah, the smell of it.

Yeah.

I had a friend.

Anytime you come around with like ketchup, he'd like, he'd be like, throw it.

Maybe it's not a Blackbird's Day.

Maybe it's just his ass.

Yeah.

But, you know, ketchup come around, he'll throw up.

A black person thing is shitting on mayo, though.

That's always a thing that.

I like mayo too, though, but I love mayo.

I like white women, so it might have something to do with it.

But do you.

Mayo is a...

I always thought that was crazy.

It's a slur.

That's what it is.

Like, this is mayonnaise people's behavior.

I hear that shit.

That's nasty.

Yeah.

But, shit, I remember back in the day in the hood, a motherfucker would just eat a mayonnaise sandwich.

If you ain't had no bread, I mean, you ain't had no meat or nothing.

You was just fucking eating man.

I ain't never did that shit.

That's disgusting.

Yeah.

But I know some people in the hood.

But you do like Mayo.

Yeah, I love Mayo.

Yeah.

But like I say, I like white women, so I can't count.

That is a fair point.

Okay, this is pivoting away.

Well, this is also a white person, but have you kept up at all on Frankie Valley?

No, who's Frankie Valley?

So can you?

I mean, I know I'd heard that name, but Zillow, can you pull the 2020 stuff up first?

So, Frankie Valley is a legendary singer.

Yeah, he's a family.

Like, from, you know, like Greece, like the Greece movie.

Yeah.

So those

songs are all

Frankie Valley.

And, like,

he was,

I guess, a huge act, right?

And the four seasons, right?

Like, and, you know, so this is him, like, during the pandemic, right?

Oh, shit.

Jamming on Zoom.

Yeah, doing, like, concerts.

That's him in the middle.

Yeah.

He still got it.

Still got it.

Frank, you still got it.

This is actually dope, but I think it's kind of fake because I don't see how they get how that shit mixed as good.

You know, somebody has some latency or some shit.

You know, and this shit would be all off beat.

So I know this is fake.

And plus, it's like nine other people on it.

Yeah, this is overdub.

They just put the.

But that's just to give you a little insight into him.

In

that's 2020.

All right, so that's a, we're good.

That's a pandemic performance.

Well, he's back out on the road, and there's a theory going on that people are forcing him on the road.

Oh, shit.

And the reason is...

That nigga popped out like a vampire.

He just doped him up and pushed him on stage.

And he's not singing.

You know, that's just that's the track playing.

He dead.

He looks dead.

Yeah.

He just got up.

He's like, weekend at Bernie's or something.

Yeah, just got him propped up.

It feels like weekend at Bernie's and he's 90.

And it feels like someone's like, who does he owe money to?

Yeah.

But this, I don't know, though.

This is kind of like my dream.

To be able to be that old and still go on stage and do that shit, man.

But would you want it to be in that condition?

It feels like he's barely capable.

You need to be at home.

Yeah, I mean, like.

For real, you're not blinking.

No.

One of my favorites.

It's like one of those fucking Chuck E.

Cheese motherfuckers.

That's like when you go to Chuck E.

Cheese and watch them play and shit.

There's still not a blink yet.

Yeah, it's sad.

Yeah.

It's sad.

But I mean, the music industry is dirty like that.

I wouldn't doubt if you still owe something on that contract.

And they like, hold up, man.

You gotta break some bread, man.

You're gonna have to do something, man.

No, he ain't blinked once.

No, man, that's a robot.

That is a robot, dude.

Yeah, I'm not believing that's a real human being out there doing that shit.

And I feel like it's a gambling debt.

Or

a gambling debt.

Yeah.

Or, like you said, maybe it's a record.

It's in Vegas, too?

I don't know where he's doing it.

Yeah, if it's in Vegas, he's actually on tour.

He's in different places.

Yeah, he owes somebody some money.

But yeah, that's sad, though.

But I will say it it is my dream to be still be able to do music no matter how old I get or whatever, you know.

Yeah, I think I would love to be able to do because you see like comics that do it into their yeah, because even just like the cure releasing a new album right now, and everybody's saying it's real good, it's still up to

the standards of what they always produce.

So, I just, you know, or even like LL Cool J just releasing that album.

Did he release a new album?

Yeah, with Q-Tip.

Q-Tip produced it.

I know.

It's good.

That's the thing.

You know, that gave me like LL Cool J is the first rapper I ever heard.

So to hear him still doing it, you know, that just motivates me to want to keep going I watched him do the club Shay Shay interview yeah and he talked a lot of shit it was kind of um exciting yeah no it was great I think I've seen was he on drink champs too or one of them but I don't I don't think I've seen the Shay Shay one I've seen another one he has a he still has a you cannot fuck with me attitude yeah he's still LL Cool J hard as hell hard as hell battle anybody I don't care if you tell he's still you can't get that out of him man he raps I mean and pluses with the hand gestures you watch his video he's so aggressive still.

But the album was really good.

I would say if you, as an LL Cool J fan, like,

it's creating his discography.

Oh, then I will definitely check that out.

It reminded me of hanging out with Pac-Man this weekend.

Oh, yeah, I've seen that.

Yeah.

Yeah, Pac-Man, a real nigga.

Like, time hanging with the real niggas now.

I talked to him.

I was like.

Because I know some of his former teammates, and I had asked before, I was like, what's Pac-Man like?

And they're like, man, in practice, practice, he is a dog, right?

Yeah, so I told him, I was like, you know, I was just giving him like props on that.

I was like, Hey, you know, I know so-and-so.

And he said, They tell you because they tell you I practice in Air Force Ones, which is

insane.

That's fucking in football.

Yeah, that's like you've broken houses before, you could run that fast in Air Force Woods.

He's like, I was practicing, and Air Force Ones is still slapping motherfuckers in the face.

That's what he said.

You did, you did home invasions.

I believe you.

Yeah,

I'm scared of anybody that could do anything in Air Force Ones.

In Air Force Ones, here we are.

Here's Pac-Man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Having a good time, man.

You got the drip on.

Yeah.

He had the balance Yagas like you.

I don't have those.

But those are nice.

Those are nice.

Because

I have the Mickey Mouse boots that's kind of like that.

Yes.

So I don't, I didn't really want it.

I hate having too much of the same shit in my closet.

That's what I'm dealing with now.

Yeah.

So how do you deal with it?

You just put shit in storage or, you know, shit in, you know, you just, you know, you got a backup pair for something when you need certain shit to go with certain stuff.

So I was just like, okay, I'm going to rock with these maybe next year, pull these back out.

Do you will put shit in storage though?

Hell yeah.

I got shoes right now.

I ain't even.

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I get the box.

I already know what I'm about to do with these.

I can't do that to next year.

You got to let, because certain shit be like hype and everybody have it.

So then you got to let them wear it, get raggedy, they forget about it, then you pop back out.

And they're like, oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

You got the clean pair.

That was like a thing I learned in high school because, like, some kids...

you know, the day the Jordans come out and you get some kids that, you know, they ain't really got it like that.

It's their first pair of Jordans type shit.

So they get them, they wear them every day and type shit.

So I would just get the Jordans, but then I'll wait like a few weeks and everybody's like, oh, he ain't even get, he didn't get those, he didn't get those.

And I'll pop out brand new with them.

You know, they sold out.

So sure.

Ain't no way I had to get them a day of.

So you were on top of the fashion shit early, though.

Yeah, I started in middle school.

In middle school.

Just because it also feels like it's at that age, there is like a slight, there's a hint of competition going on.

Yeah, that's what it is.

You ain't even dressing for bitches.

It's just for other niggas in your class.

You're like, hold up.

You see this?

You ain't got this you ain't even think about no girls back then that's true you just dressing to be cool in front of other motherfuckers which is corny because then we used to have like fashion crews really yeah and you beefing with the other fashion crew you joking on them like he came there they wearing each other clothes and shit were you in the era of starter jackets yeah i had a lot of starter jackets but they came back i want to say like around cool kids time yeah so they had came back so i was getting a lot of starter shit but i remember when it was exploded at one time yeah it was dangerous you wore a starter yeah

you wore a starter was robbing you back then.

Yeah, so many people got killed over starter coats and shit.

It's crazy.

Starter coat and Jordans, you was asking for it.

Yeah.

And then, well, you were in Detroit because, like, what we were in Milwaukee when, but it was all, but you know, it was, it was great winter coats.

Great winter coats, yeah.

So it was Jordans and then Bulls starters.

Yeah, it was Bulls, um, Duke Blue Doubles, and I would say the um San Jose Sharks and the Charlotte Hornets.

You were one of them, you was asking for trouble,

Dallas Cowboys, yeah, yeah, Cowboys, yeah, yeah, that star on the back, you was gonna get it

for real.

Um, do you know, do you know this clip?

Because this one we laughed at so motherfucking hard.

What they say, I'm hold on, move your hair.

I'm trying to pronounce it

and say, fuck.

I'm still, hold on, I'm trying to sound it out.

Like,

I sounded right.

Fuck.

No, no, no.

Say uncle.

No, they don't say uncle.

They say fuck.

And Brian's with Uncle Funko.

Hold up.

Everybody got an uncle like that in their family.

That's what I say.

And he knows that he's winding them up, which is the best part.

Everybody got a funny ass.

No, no, fuck it.

Don't say nothing.

You got me saying it because I'm getting pissed off.

Saying the fucking word wrong.

It don't say no about no fucking nothing.

It's saying, it's a you know, he drinks them cheap 40s, be drunk as hell by the night, falling asleep and shit.

With one sock on.

I know these uncles.

You pissing me off.

Yeah.

Say it seconds, you're right.

Your damn mouth.

Where the fuck did he get that shirt from, man?

It's like one of those food drive shirts where they throw them in the beans and shit.

It's like a thrift store shirt.

They throw the shit to the beans.

You know it's his favorite shirt.

He loves this shirt.

He just got it.

He thinks it's the best because he's a fun uncle.

He also,

his nephew, straight up tortured him on another video where he got him.

seek out a fallout shelter as soon as possible.

I already know where this is going.

Plays a nuclear attack video.

If a nearby area has been designated as a fallout shelter, get there right away.

Maybe

we have enough food, drink, and a battery.

Wait until you gotta go to your police station or something for them.

We gotta go to war now.

Oh my god.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I blame you.

Voting for Joe Bay.

This is not no tabby be trying to.

No, no, no.

That's amazing.

To the police station.

Ain't nowhere to go, but the police station.

Where we gonna go?

Do you know what's it?

Do you know what it's?

It says seek shelter.

That means.

The police station.

The police station.

The police station can't do a motherfucking thing.

This is what they say.

Okay, get under the bed.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

You get under the fucking bed.

Seek shelter.

Under the bed.

They're blowing missiles on everything.

The bed protect you.

What the?

What the fuck?

If you hiding under the bed, that's what they taught us in school.

Get under the thing and do this.

Hurry up.

You got to go here, professor.

Man, fuck.

Get on the bed.

Go in the fucking basement.

Go deep in the basement.

Alright, come on.

Go in the fucking fucking fucking basement.

Two hours after the detonation, when it is giving off the highest levels of radiation, it takes time.

He knew that all the time I was.

No, he told him.

He told him.

He told him in the basement.

That was great.

That was like, fuck, better than anything fucking the Saturday Night Live.

I know.

It's fucking amazing.

Yeah, man.

They need to keep that shit going.

He knows how to wind that dude up.

It's amazing.

Yeah,

everybody got an uncle like this you play with in your family, man.

Yeah.

My uncle was fucking crazy.

His ass be fucking nodding out off heroin and shit.

We used to fucking push him down the stairs and all type of shit.

She used to be hilarious.

I mean, I was a kid, though.

He'd be nodding down somewhere.

You just push his ass over.

You ever see somebody nodding up, standing up?

It's the funniest shit in the world.

You just give them a little nudge.

I knew

a straight, look, I mean.

Looking back, I should say, I kind of knew then, a straight-up bully in college who would just bully his roommate.

Yeah.

And I would just

just witness it like so I would go across the hall and he was like he would make he would make like late night shit like nachos and cheat you know one of those college sounded like jail nah god damn I know he was like it was like

so he would have like the good snacks and you're like yo man and then he would play death metal but full volume so I was like how can he sleep and he'd go fuck him oh yeah and that kid would just put like covers over his and be able to fall asleep asleep, which I couldn't understand because there's no way I could sleep in that.

And then, like, he would go, Hey, you want to see, you want to see something?

I was like, Yeah, what?

He would put brass knuckles on,

and then while the guy was asleep, punch him like in the ass.

Oh, shit.

So the guy would wake up out of the sleep.

Yeah, that's jail shit.

This is all that all that time, like jail shit.

And I would be horrified, but also could not stop laughing.

Yeah, fuck that, man.

Yeah.

You had to stab that motherfucker.

You take a fork out the cafeteria or something, man.

he was a bully dude he was a bully especially if sleep around you i'll threw a pot of coffee on his ass or something right yeah you gotta you gotta revert to jail tactics man um have you

like

followed do you know anything about this guy will blunderfeld

So here's another one I wanted to show you, get your opinion on.

This dude is like a,

you know, there's like these male workshops now for people.

Like they just try to like bait and coaches kind of shit.

Kind of.

It's more like.

Or like to make you be an alpha male.

Yeah.

Time of motherfucker.

Yeah, but he does this kind of stuff.

So a lot of male

biohacking.

You know, they'll buy all the supplements, very expensive supplements, yet they never have seen their bros naked.

They've never worked out naked.

They've never played naked ultimate frisbee.

They've never done naked wrestling.

And there's a reason why testosterone and sperm counts are at an all-time low.

It's because men are not getting that vitamin that Robert Bly, who wrote Way of

Iron John, said is an invisible food that gets transfused between men through the ethers when they get naked and do, for example, ball cupping or ball tapping rituals where you tap your best disprose balls and look at his beautiful mushroom head and send good energy into it.

The beautiful mushroom age.

Like, you ain't got to be that dude.

You would also eat ass.

You don't have to eat ass, but there is good bacteria in your mouth that you can transfuse into your best disprose butthole to improve his digestive tract.

It's called L.

ruderi, but we already talked about that in another video.

But I just wanted to talk about like, why waste all your money on all these supplements when you can literally increase your testosterone for free simply by just rubbing your mushroom against your bro's mushroom before the workout and then having your balls cupped by your bro and honor each other's balls and then pump some iron.

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Yeah, he's just a nasty freaky motherfucker trying to disguise it with some fucking scientific shit.

Yeah, but I already know a predatory motherfucker.

When I see it.

Type nigga be working out, he'd be like, Yeah, just whip your dog out, bro.

Like, hold up, what does my dog got to do with this workout?

I mean, like, he because it also is disguised.

No, he got punched in the face before.

Somebody was like, Hold up, man, get up off my balls.

Yeah,

he's he always has some kind of knowledge, yeah, that adds to it.

So, you're like, you get no, he ain't fooling me, I ain't falling for that.

That's how he gets you.

What does the wild naked man drink?

Piss.

I'm gonna, yeah, I already knew it.

That's what I'm saying.

You're a freaky nasty motherfucker.

I already know.

Beautiful orange.

You just try to disguise it or something.

You just be straight up, man.

Especially after some amazing working out or going for a run or pumping some iron.

And he's like, yeah, this is just how you get healthy.

It's a form of biophija, and it's a form of

so no wonder the yogis have been doing it for over 5,000 years.

God damn.

Everything that's bad for us.

Liked it too.

He ain't squeaking enough.

It's taking raw raw piss to the face it's crazy right now

so try it for yourself and be your own guru and do what feels good yeah he just nasty man yeah i already know what's up

he can't just he can't fool me with that with that mumbo jumbo

shut the fuck up man he's also doing like naked like hugging rituals and he says you should lick each other's nipples like you and your friends yeah yeah he man once you talking about eating ass to help a person digest and track you already thought too far about all this shit you got you can't argue with this motherfucker about shit man have you had any exposure to fancy chef no what's that you don't know fancy chef at all

man okay

so

this is

fancy chef Say my name, say my name.

All right.

This is the Beyonce, baby.

Look how lovely.

Look how nice.

Look how pretty.

Oh, yeah, y'all had him up here.

Yeah.

How nice.

So I'm going to put these strawberries in.

When I tell you that's going to be taste, that flavor of love is going to be something special.

No, I bet he makes some fire shit, though.

Fancy.

Yes, indeed.

I already can tell.

That is beautiful.

That is nice.

That is for the ladies.

He lives what he does.

He definitely loves what he does.

He lives.

He does a lot of strawberries.

And a lot of times, strawberries in

glasses.

I've never seen that before.

I can't say I'm much of a strawberry guy.

Then there's like a lot of store-bought stuff.

Oh, so he's pump-faking?

This is hilarious, man.

So that's like a little cake from Walmart.

He just decorated it.

Oh, shit.

I fuck with cuz.

I fuck with him.

I see the vision.

You see it now.

Yeah.

And that's just blueberries on a plate.

So he's just decorating food.

That's what he's doing.

oh man he had

yeah

i'll be mad as hell with fancy shirts man

yeah he got this from the heb

god damn

this right here

beautiful and nice by the show i'm gonna add this mint here what is that

is that a ribbon book man want you to book me now you never seen some lamb chops in that movie motherfucker?

He said, you ain't never seen some shit like that.

It's strawberries.

It's cool stuff in there.

And a lamb chop.

I go, how nice.

I cooked that lamb to perfection.

When I tell you, that's blah, beautiful, delicious.

That's so delicious.

So, I want you to dial my number.

I want you to dial it now.

570-604-3868.

Look how nice.

Look at that.

I thought he's got the lamb chops out of the refrigerator.

Sitting there for a minute, man.

And nice.

I don't know what the fuck he got going on right now with the strawberries and stuff.

Look how sexy, look how beautiful, look how nice.

The chef presents to you his pink red rose petal dessert, fresh fruit with a splash of champagne.

I mean, that ain't shit.

That's crazy, right?

That's crazy, bro.

And my favorite is that he constantly says, book me, right?

Like, call me, book me, and then.

you see like how he handles a call.

Okay, where are you located?

I'm located in Atlanta, Georgia.

Okay, I'm all booked up.

Yeah, he's like, I'm done.

I already know what this is, man.

He got his food stamps and he was like, fuck that.

I'm about to flip this shit.

Really?

I'm about to figure out a way to flip these food stamps.

As soon as he got approved, he got his EBT card.

He's like, I'm about to be a chef.

And bought like a chef's uniform.

Yep.

Yeah, he got his EBT card.

You got to respect the hustle.

Oh, he definitely hustles, man.

He definitely hustles.

570-604-3868-702-742.

You got multiple numbers.

9784-516.

Damn.

913-9493.

Book me.

And book me now.

Mansions, castles,

yachts, penthouses.

Yeah, this will only work on white people.

Yeah.

Black people.

Hold up, man.

This nigga out here fooling him.

He got cussed out.

Yeah.

For real.

Somebody auntie, they would have knew off rip.

for real.

That just some bullshit.

You can bring around them aunties and grandmas, they're gonna be like, Hold up, he ain't doing shit.

I already know they would call him out.

Black women that go crazy, yeah.

How do you know if you're autistic or not?

I mean, like, I read some of the stuff they say that autism,

but I don't think I'm autistic.

Uh,

I don't know.

No, he.

I don't know.

He's a crackhead.

I don't think he's autistic, but I do think he is.

There's some crack going on.

His brain is melted.

Like, people that could smoke crack in 2025, 2024, like this generation of crackheads, it's going to be some next level shit, man.

It's going to be other levels.

Yeah, because it's like now they wanting to fucking

fentanyl type shit, you know?

They done got their fucking tolerance adjusted to it.

Couldn't you be so scared to run into fentanyl right now?

Hell yeah.

That's why I stopped fucking with everything I was doing, you know?

Yeah.

It's, you know, too many people dying from that shit, man.

Yeah.

Left and right.

Yeah.

Oh, speaking of Mayo.

Are you having a good day?

Huh?

Yeah, that's the Mayo right there.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Yeah, she just.

Oh.

How about that?

Oh.

Oh, I know that head is fire.

How about that?

She's sucking mayonnaise through a straw.

She's going to tap me out.

I know what this video is about.

This ain't had nothing to do with nothing.

But hold up.

I got these jaws for your balls.

Damn, bitch.

All right.

That was a great way to flirt.

Drain your bag with my mayo drinking video.

If I had to see this bitch doing this in public, I just had to leave.

Yeah, right?

Oh, man, this is getting too horny in here.

She's cute.

Yeah, already.

That's what I'm saying.

This is a meeting call.

This is for all the brothers out there.

We knew what this was the white dudes probably pick up on it but the brothers was like oh shit this bitch sucking my names through a straw

i know that's the sloppy topic

for real i've never been so turned on in my life oh man

um so back to uh

because um i was at that Tyson fight.

Oh, yeah.

Did you watch it?

Yeah, I watched that shit.

What did you think?

It looked like somebody unplugged my controller yeah

he was glitching and all type of

it was like when you play when you play video games with your little brother or something and there was so much anticipation and he don't know how to play and you're like i'm gonna you up let him have a little fun a little bit then you just started dropping bombs on him but yeah man it was i fell asleep during i fell asleep to be honest i fell asleep i seemed like maybe the first and second round and i woke up definitely i woke up mike titan had his booty cheeks out like oh this is crazy

i thought i was in a fever dream or something like man let me me take my ass to bed it felt like there was an arrangement once you once you were watching it you're like oh i mean i'm happy mike got his got his bag but yeah it was yeah it was he was glitching he was glitching it was like he had latency issues when you play with people online and

they should be freezing you like hold up man but yeah i'm happy mike got some money man because i think the main thing i i saw from it because he did an interview and he was like you know my kids you know like like they don't know who i am but my kids gonna know after this fight and i took that as saying, like, you know, we know Mike had fucked up a lot of money and type shit like that.

And he probably think about that shit for his kids and shit.

And be like, you know, I don't know, you know, Mike ain't probably got too much time, you know, who knows, you know, and he wants to leave something back for his kids.

So he's like, I'm going to hold him down, you know?

Yeah.

Because he motherfucker had tigers and all type of cokehead parties and shit.

He blew a lot of shit, you know.

There was one time they said when he got out of jail that he was talking to his car guy

and he was like, yeah, let me get

seven Bentleys.

Yeah.

But it was.

They say he's just giveaway cars.

Just give people shit.

He got seven of the same color, same model.

Shit like that.

Yeah.

You could run through a lot of money doing that.

Just blowing money, man.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I feel like he was looking at it like, fuck it.

I'm doing this for my kids to be able to drop a bag.

Yeah.

Yeah, but the fight was, well, it wasn't really influenced.

I don't think it worked out for how Jake Paul thought it would be, you know?

Yeah.

I mean, I feel like people just like, I mean, I'm over it.

I mean, thank God it was free on Netflix.

I guess it ain't free when you're paying for Netflix, but I ain't buying no goddamn Jake Paul fights no more.

He got me a couple of times.

I'm going to be going on crackstreams.com.

He's got to fucking

just do one where it's,

you know, a legit.

I mean, he fought the Tommy Fury guy, and then he got the tips put on him.

So I feel like he's just trying to figure it out.

He might as well just fight a midget next.

Like, fuck it.

I'm going to fight a transsexual midget.

And That's the only way I'm going to buy a ticket.

I bet he'd get you on that one.

Yeah, I'll get that shit.

I'll go, hell yeah, I'd love to see that.

You got to do some intergender matches, man.

Do you remember years ago when Fergie got blasted for her

national anthem performance?

Yeah.

I mean, she's done so much shit.

The cartwheels, the pissing on herself.

Yeah.

So that was like the least embarrassing to me.

Yeah.

To be honest.

Yeah.

But I remember, well, the best was that she did that.

And then, you know, Swayed, the remix guy.

Yeah.

I love that shit.

Yeah.

I love it too.

All his are amazing.

He did a

301

based on that.

Yeah.

And I'm pretty sure I've seen that shit.

And then the Warriors were playing it in the

army and they were all dancing through the locker room.

I remember that.

It was amazing.

Well, this isn't on the same level because it's not a celebrity, but this is apparently making its rounds as a terrible national anthem performance at a high school.

That's one of them Indian reservation schools.

That's what that is.

I already know what she is.

She's wearing uggs, bro.

I already did the math.

She's wearing slippers.

She goes, fuck.

And then you can hear the audience go, oh, no.

They know what they've been signing up for.

They know what they've been signing up for when they got her.

She'll never come to school.

She just wear pajamas and shit.

Yeah.

Show up.

They're like, fuck it.

She's like, I'm going to do the National Anthem.

Slippers is just.

But yeah, that's on the reservation for sure.

Little kid turned around, like, she said fuck.

But I mean, you know, I don't think that the throne dethroned.

No, I don't think it did either.

No, no, because Fergie shit was that's like in little school.

Somebody got a camera.

Fergie shit was everybody saw that shit, you know?

Everybody saw that shit.

Oh, shit.

Not the freaky motherfucker.

Test 468 initiate.

No, you lying.

Oh, you lying.

Oh, wow.

You lying,

I believe.

Test 468 complete.

More data to follow.

This nigga is hilarious.

Zoe, you gotta find that the Warriors doing the dancing to the suede remix.

That was almost like performance art or some shit, man.

Wasn't it?

Yeah, like what the fuck you got going on?

Yeah, I remember this shit.

This was mean, though.

They didn't have to do this.

yeah they was wrong for that though

it's dope for the producer to be able to you know to get that into their locker room yeah that was mean

'cause I don't blame Fergie

I don't blame Fergie I blame whoever booked that shit They know what they was getting themselves into.

We done seen Fergie so many times do crazy shit on stage, so they knew she was crazy.

But they also probably, I think when Bookers

for a national event, like a big sporting event.

That was the All-Star game, wasn't it?

It might have been the All-Star game.

It was the All-Star game.

So they don't.

But they probably just go, oh, it's a celebrity.

You can sing it.

God damn it.

There's so many people who fucking sing, man.

Pick Fergie, man.

That was like, hold up, man.

We got to work out the budget.

And I think, if I remember, isn't she married married to a celebrity?

I don't know.

Or was

because that dude got super pissed.

Oh, yeah.

At at least.

Yeah, definitely.

Because they was, I mean, they ain't have to do that.

Yeah.

Josh.

Josh was pissed.

He was pissed, dude.

He got real pissed at, I forget, it was one of the NBA players who talked shit.

Probably Draymond.

I think Draymond was the one laughing on camera.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

He was.

Yeah.

He started laughing in the lineup and shit.

But

yeah, that's.

Yeah.

They was mean.

Oh, Draymond.

You nailed it.

Yeah.

You know, Draymond always did some shit.

Yeah, you totally nailed it.

Mm-hmm.

He calls her a prick for laughing at her.

Yeah.

But I feel like they knew what they was getting into.

They could have got somebody else.

I was playing some basketball.

Yeah.

They could have got somebody else.

They know Fergie a little crazy.

Fergie's dope, though, man.

But she is wild.

She feels the music.

She let the music take her soul.

But yeah, oh, this nigga shitting again with the meundies on.

It's the mendies ad got me hot.

Yeah.

Oh, he's pissing

with the stone face, too.

It appears to be just your very interesting findings.

More to follow.

Who is he doing this for?

What is the core audience?

I don't know, but then he has shit like this on his page.

Oh, yeah.

We got to lock him up.

Yeah.

He got to go to jail, man.

Because he going to do something.

He going to do something, man.

He's shitting and he's pretending to be a slave owner.

It's some psychosis.

Yeah.

It's something else going on there, man.

But yeah, the fucking...

Yeah, I just don't understand what he hopes to get out of this.

I don't know either.

I think it's

like some illusions of grander.

He's just like, some bitch will see this and be like, oh, shit, this nigga hot.

My theory on this is that anything that you do performance-wise, like this, in any way, is always like some chick for a straight guy is.

Hopefully some chick will just find this attractive.

Yeah, because

you lock him up.

Just lock him up, man.

But he'll be on a special flow.

You take him to jail.

He got to go where the crazy is at.

He'll be throwing piss at the security guards and shit, at the COs and all that shit, man.

So, yeah, he can't even hang in Gen Pop with us.

We'll beat his ass.

But do you think it's...

Is it

considered a bummer to be on that wing?

Hell yeah.

Them motherfuckers up there going crazy.

I mean, you get the good meds.

They're going to dope you up and shit, but motherfuckers throwing shit everywhere and just not showering and just you with the nasties, man.

You don't want to be there.

You want to be a gem pop.

Yeah, hell yeah.

But if you're a weirdo, you don't want to be in jump pop, right?

Like, they might want to be too.

I mean, they don't get to come out.

Like, you ain't got you just in that motherfucker just fucked up, man.

Yeah.

And motherfucker screaming, yelling, beating on shit.

I think the yelling would be the brain.

Yeah, you ain't getting no good night of sleep.

That's for sure.

Because somebody's just so crazy.

Yeah, but that's why they dope them up.

So you might do.

They'll give you some meds and shit.

Them type of motherfuckers be fucking.

Oh, man, the crazy shit is in jail now.

They making Glock Dookies.

What?

A Glock Dookie.

What are you talking about?

You take a water bottle and then you just fill it up with piss, shit, sperm, with any kind of fucking body fluid you can, and you just let it sit and you just let it chill in your room and shit.

Anytime you got some beef, you pull it out and you just spray a motherfucker with that shit.

It's so many videos you could just watch of motherfuckers fighting with the Glock Dookies.

And they say this shit is crazy.

It'll clear the whole flow once that shit gets sprayed.

Oh, dude.

So somebody spray you in the face.

You ain't fighting no more.

They just spraying Glock Dookies at each other.

Oh, fuck.

This just ruined my day.

Yeah, the Glock Dookie.

The Glock Dookie.

Yeah, imagine somebody hit you with the Glock Dookie, man.

Your whole week fucked up.

I promise I'm not getting you a Glock Dookie.

The Glock Dookie worsened in the real good.

I'd rather let a nigga shoot me than hit me with the Glock Dookie.

Same.

Please.

Put three in me.

Put fucking bullshit.

Stop the Glock Dookie.

That shit.

And then it's like, you know, bacteria and all that shit.

You're going to get sick.

Some rashes or something, you know?

Ah, fuck, man.

This is supposed to be a little bit of a.

This is when I want to eat.

I need some cheese, tomatoes, and olives, and maybe even some meat.

I need some pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

Every time I want that pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

I go to David's pizza.

Yeah,

when I see shit like this, it just makes me jealous, Connor, because

I just know how good the Coke was in the 80s.

But doesn't this have, I feel like there's some fun Danny Brown appreciative art to this video, too.

Yeah, he on Coke.

It's the Coke, but also

it's the style choices of how the video is cut.

Yeah.

No, that's the 80s, man.

Yeah.

That's what that is.

That's the drip.

I'm actually want to do more shit.

Guess when this video debuted?

When?

2012.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

But they knew what they were doing, man.

That hairline is crazy, though.

You show up at the barbershop with that shit, man.

They just going to start doing fucking math.

Like, hold up, man.

Doing architecture with that shit.

How we get this shit back.

Get blueprints and all type of shit up, man.

That's what made me think it was the 80s because ain't nobody knows.

I have a hairline like that.

Yeah, that's fucked up.

That's when you just got to embrace the story.

That's when you got to be like, yeah, it's over with.

For real.

Black men, we care about our hairlines.

Hairlines are big.

Yeah, that's why I'm letting my shit grow back now, man.

I've been going to too many different barbers, man, and they've been fucking me up.

I ain't saying they've been fucking me up, but you know, that's why you got to stick with the same barber.

How do you know what he did?

How long are you going to go right now?

I mean, really, to be honest, I'm not worrying about no vanity shit.

I'm not buying no clothes.

I'm not getting my hair done.

I'm not getting my nails done.

Nothing until my album's done.

so yeah i'm putting van i'm putting music over vanity right now so are you yeah glock dookie in prison here it go

i love these videos

block dookie in action on prison guard ah you hit no with that video

a block dookie is a contraption made of spit cum shit piss blood rotten food etc I wouldn't want to be on the other end.

Yeah, you're going to get sick.

Holy shit.

And you get sick hitting that.

That shit going to fuck you up.

That's going to really fuck you up.

Oh, my God.

Fucking Glock Dookie.

No, it's worse.

The funniest one is when you see two prisoners and they both, each of them got one.

Yeah.

And they just, it's almost like the okay.

It's like the old corral type shit.

Quick draw.

They ain't even trying to throw hands.

They just try to Glock Dookie.

Just thinking about it.

It's so nasty, dude.

Yeah, kids, stay away from jail, man.

Don't do no crimes because it's Glock Dookies in there.

Ah, fuck.

Get back.

Self-protection.

Get back.

Whoop your ass.

Good.

Yeah, you're getting your ass whooped.

Yeah, that doesn't work on anybody.

No.

Let's get your ass whooped.

That reminds me like when I was a kid, I used to love Michael Jackson so much.

And I got caught up in that beat it.

I mean, not beat it, but the bad video.

Yeah.

And I thought I was Michael Jackson and bad on the playground.

The motherfuckers was trying to fight me and shit.

And I went for the scream.

I went for that move, and he just punched me in my motherfucking mouth.

I'm like, oh, shit, this ain't happening.

A bad video.

That's when I, that's when I started to stop daydreaming so much.

Yeah, you could, you need, like, uh, everybody needs like a reality check on something.

Yeah, that's, I literally got my reality check that day.

Sports will do that too.

When you think you're like, I'm pretty nice.

Oh, yeah.

Then you go to fucking the summer camp or some shit where all the good players is at.

You're like, oh, I ain't shit.

For real.

I thought I was good at basketball as a kid then i was like hold up we went we had a tryout and i was in went to the tryouts and these was dunking already and i'm like man we only 13.

well we were at we were at the the milwaukee middle school that we were at it's like yeah you know like you're playing you're on the team like it's been pretty good then we went to the high school the trend you know just the bump up to the big high school yeah and we went offseason it was football season but we went to the basketball the gym and there was a pickup game going

and they were like oh, yeah, this kid here is a sophomore.

And he did the, he cupped it and did a side.

Oh, yeah.

It's over.

Like, oh, shit.

Yeah, it's over.

He's a year older than us.

Whereas this is fucking done.

Yeah.

I gave up my hoop dreams before high school.

I already knew.

I was like, I'm trash.

And it's, I mean, you know it.

As a black guy, you know when you suck at basketball.

You just got to just give it up.

Automatic.

Because I would just, I would hurt myself every game.

Yeah.

It don't even matter what happens.

Some type of way.

You know, the worst is fucking trying to catch a pass and your fucking fingers get jammed.

Yeah, all that shit.

Oh, yeah, that shit would be awesome.

Yeah, that shit's terrible.

And I also saw a fat black guy named Afuma who was like, he had African parents.

He had a big belly hanging over, and he did a 360.

Oh, shit.

We were like, yeah.

Yeah, it was nothing worse than when, like, you've been in high school and it's a guy, like, five, six or something, and he can just dunk.

And you're like, oh, shit.

Because I've been six feet since I was like in the eighth grade.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

So you thought, maybe I'm going to be.

Yeah.

I thought I was going to, you know, I didn't know.

So I was like, yeah, I always, and I love basketball.

I still, you know, still love, still got hoop dreams to this day, but I'm trying to.

You like going to games?

Hell yeah.

I had season tickets for the Pistons one year.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it's the Pistons.

We lost every game.

I'd be home before the fucking game was over with it.

I was leaving at a halftime every fucking year.

I just think the NBA does it right.

Like for a live

big-time sporting event, it's one of the best

things they put.

Like an NBA game is a fun fucking game.

Yeah, and I used to have like one of the booth shits.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, and they used to have the free food in there.

So I would just go, I would go during shoot around.

I'd be full as hell by the time the fucking first quarter started.

Then they'd bring out pizza during halftime.

I eat the pizza at halftime, the Lil' Caesars, then I'll bounce.

Do you see that viral meme that went around or

about

the people that ordered pizza and wings

at a VIP box?

Did you see this?

It was on all the social media things of this.

Yeah, that's the, it's the first thing that came up.

No, no.

There.

So they were in Allegiant at the VIP box in Vegas, and they ordered pizza and those wings, and it was $653.

Oh, fuck no.

Yeah.

Yeah, and that's trash, too.

That ain't even the fire pizza.

If you scroll, I think you'll see the.

But it's Vegas.

You know, they're always taxing you.

Yeah, he put the receipt there.

Oh, for the.

Yeah.

That was for college, though?

I don't know where that was.

They said running rebels beat San Diego State.

There it is at a college game, 300 bucks for the pepperoni pizza, um, 190 for the chicken tenders, 120 for an administrative charge, and 50 bucks for sales tax.

That was before tip,

yeah.

See, that's when you're just stunting, you know what I'm saying?

Motherfuckers see you eating pizza and shit, and they're like, oh shit, this nigga done bought the $300 pizza.

This nigga rich.

That's how you get bitches at the college game.

Yeah, that's insane, bro.

Yeah, that's crazy.

I wouldn't have did that, hey man.

Take care, man.

Hell nah, the cops right there, my damn.

Oh,

my God.

Damn, yeah,

he won a race.

He didn't even look where he was going.

Yeah, that was great.

That was awesome.

That was great that they was able to get that on camera or something like that, man.

He must be the crash out in the hood.

Like, they know he's 70.

That dude 70.

Oh, yeah.

He ain't got no business driving.

Yeah.

That's what that is.

Oh, my God.

He crashed.

The fact that they was able to get that shit on camera is hilarious.

Because that would ain't no way you can fake that shit.

No.

No, that's for real.

Fuck around and blow the whole hood up with that shit.

All right, I'm going to take a quick piss break.

I'll be right back.

We are back.

So I have one of my favorite things is

to show

videos and you tell me whether you think this is horrible and not cool or hilarious.

Okay.

And I feel like you would be a great barometer for this.

All right.

This one.

I've never seen any of these, so I'll be with you on this.

Oh, shit.

I already know this, bro.

That's why people die.

Oh, you probably did.

Yeah, that's horrible.

Yeah.

I want to laugh at that, but that's the type of shit that scared me.

That's why I don't like doing no fucking.

I don't do none of that white people hiking.

Yeah.

No shit like that.

Yeah.

Because I feel like this is the kind of shit that happened happened to you, man.

You got to wear those toe shoes.

White people do love hikes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I ain't with it.

I remember moving to LA and L.A.

has this real

has like the hype culture.

It's like a culture.

It was like, it's also a date.

People want to go on a hike?

Like that's how you would like ask somebody out.

Until you find some dudes in the trails jacking off and shit and then you're like, oh shit, I ain't come here for this.

And it's always white people, though.

Yeah.

Very rarely did you find a non-white on the.

I know some homies that hike and shit, but that's like, um

that's almost like they think like they go travel just to go to ill hiking spots and shit like that i guess that's pretty cool

yeah because that means you into like nature and you want to see sceneries and shit like that i just don't give a fuck about that kind of thing there's also like i mean it's just funny because la is a you know it's this huge city and i don't think most people think of l a and think a hike you go to like colorado or something you're like oh okay this is trails also it's pretty much like an easy way to work out though right yeah totally it's great for you it's definitely good for for you.

Walk with a bitch, breathing heavy, talking, trying to run game and shit.

Like, there ain't no swag.

And also, to be fair, because I remember Christina telling me this.

The first thing I ever did was ask her out on a hike.

This is 20 years ago.

And she said, no.

And then we just hung up.

I said, oh.

And she told me later, she goes, no woman.

wants to go on a hike as a first date because you're sweating and you don't feel cute.

Your makeup's running.

You just feel smelly.

And like, she's like, that makes sense.

Yeah, I was like, yeah, that totally makes sense.

This lady, lady, by the way, it was reported: no major injuries.

Oh,

lucky bitch, lucky, very lucky.

Yeah, that shit scares me, though.

I ain't gonna lie, I don't like heights and like balconies and shit.

Like, I don't do none of that shit.

Oh, oh, shit.

Oh,

bitch came home too early, huh?

That's as bad as she had to get up out of there.

That looked like when she hit the tree, that that that fucked her up.

Yeah, it definitely did.

This woman was running from the cops

after being reported for having for behaving under the influence of drugs.

Yeah, obviously.

She did not suffer any serious injuries, received treatment at the scene before being taken to the hospital.

She was released from the hospital and only sustained bruises.

I mean, that way, the way she hit that tree, you could have told me that her spine snapped.

I mean, she's lucky that fucking power line ain't snap.

No shit, bro.

She could have fucking been dead.

This bitch thinks she's Spider-Man.

Look how she hits this.

Bam.

I mean,

I'm landed on it.

Yeah, she could have died.

Yeah, none of these are funny today, Tom.

I know.

Point at them.

None of these are funny today, man.

This is horrible.

All right, let's see this one.

Okay, that's a good time.

Oh, he just missed the bag.

See, I don't know if these people are living.

See, this wouldn't be funny if he lived, you know, but

it is funny that he just missed the bag, though.

The head bones.

Because look at, it's right there.

Yeah, because anytime you're doing dumb shit like that, you know, stupid people play games, you know, win stupid prizes type shit.

So, yeah, he deserved it.

Okay, he sustained

concussion for sure.

Injuries to the arm, shoulder, and neck.

Yeah.

Had to have a concussion, man.

This was in Jin Province, China.

He just missed that bag, dude.

Like, I don't know what

pops into someone's mind like, I want to be a tightrope walker.

Yeah.

That shit looked cool.

Yeah, that shit like that.

Fucking terrible.

He wasn't even walking.

He was jogging.

Oh, yeah.

Again, that one's not so funny.

So you mean to tell me your basketball fall was worse than that?

Injury-wise?

Yeah.

I think so.

That's crazy.

I know.

I know.

I know.

That's so much further.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah.

He may have been able to sit up after this.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I don't understand it.

I don't either.

All right, there's one more.

And let's just pray and hope that this one is hilarious.

We're counting on you guys.

Oh,

yeah.

It's like a snuff film.

That's what I thought was going on.

Yeah, that's funny.

Because that bitch is stupid.

You know?

That was pretty funny.

She claimed she didn't know where

the tracks were in use.

What about when the train was pulling up?

That's why she thought it was safe to take photos.

She is fine.

The train passed by before she even noticed.

What?

This is one of the dumbest summaries I've ever read.

Yeah, bitch is drunk.

How do you not like you don't see the train coming up?

And they're like, she's like, I didn't know this was in use.

Motherfucker knocked her out of her Birkenstock.

That was your dumbass gift.

I think she was too shocked by the whole thing.

Trying to be cute.

She's right.

Well, it's in use right there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, trying to be cute.

That's what you get.

Yeah, man.

Social media will kill you.

That'll kill you.

Trying to get a TikTok.

Trying to get a TikTok.

Get your fucking shit rocked.

Yeah, that's.

God damn, I'm just talking to rhymes all day.

I'm ready to rap.

You're ready, man.

I did.

Do you go with, like, do you ever, do you approach albums with themes or just like, because people ask me this for stand-up?

They're like,

like, when they go, what's this hour about?

I'm like, a collection of just bits.

And they're like, yeah, but what's it about?

I'm like, what are you talking about?

But I feel like with music, sometimes you can go into it with like, this is a theme.

No,

I let it find its way.

I don't just come up with it off top.

I just record some songs.

And then when I'm starting to see a direction that it can go in some type of way, then I started recording for that.

Oh, you do?

Is there one for this album?

Yeah.

You won't say?

No.

Yeah, because I got too much.

I'm at that phase now with it where I'm, you know, when you're almost done, and then you, because I love it, but I'm like, ah, maybe I got to do this.

Yeah.

You know, starting to second guess yourself, so I'm just getting out of my head with it.

But I listen to it all the fucking time and I'm happy with it, but I'm just still now.

now i'm at that like am i is this right is it you know but i'm excited so do you do go through the thing of like uh moments of doubt yeah hell yeah and do you do you also do the thing where you go this is shit and then you listen to it again you're like this is actually pretty yeah yeah always but i think um the one thing that's been giving me confidence is that i've been working with so many different people so every time i work with somebody i play them the full project so i can get their opinion on it and everybody's just been going crazy really so that's great you know that's a good thing that's great

Have you seen anything good lately, movie-wise, TV-wise?

I haven't, like I say, I've been having been watching shit or doing shit or doing, yeah, literally just been working on this fucking album, man.

I've been fucking

doing nothing.

I'm watching.

I mean, of course, I watch some dumb YouTube shit every night, but not for the most part.

I can't say I've watched anything.

I mean, I did like the penguin, though.

I watched the penguin.

I like that.

The series?

Yeah.

Yeah, Colin Farrell's fucking.

Yeah.

I finished it when I was on tour and shit.

Then the last episode came out.

I just, I didn't finish the whole episode, but people are like,

that's the last thing I was probably into was the Penguin.

I feel like he's made one of the most interesting pivots for an actor in their career in the last, now it's like in the last decade.

Yeah, I didn't even know that was his ass.

I just ended up saying like maybe because, you know, algorithm shit, he knew I was watching it.

It's so fascinating that he went from these leading man roles that are kind of like, well, it could be this guy.

It could be this other actor.

It's just like leading man to like all this interesting character work.

yeah and he's really good laying down that legacy that's what he's doing yeah but like it's no longer hey you're the

you're the handsome lead which is like a it's a type you can fall into like i'm this yeah now he's doing like all these and every time i see him pop up even in a small role in a movie he's fantastic

yeah i watched uh wolves last night the clooney pit movie that came out okay it's pretty good man i mean that's kind of shit like i save shit for planes and shit that's like fun so i feel like i'll probably watch something like that on the plane The thing is, it has a great pace to it.

And every time, like,

something is resolved and you're like, oh, I guess, like, what are they going to do now?

They throw them into like new chaos.

But it had a really fun rhythm to it.

Yeah.

Good movie.

Yeah, but I can't, yeah, I'm really lost.

I mean, I'm glad the NBA season started.

So I do put a game on in the background type shit, but I haven't been watching anything.

I did get to go to a Laker game last week.

Oh, really?

Yeah, that was really fun.

Did they win?

They've been pretty good this year.

They did.

They beat the

Grizzlies.

And

I was so excited.

When we first got tickets,

I got invited.

I was like, oh, we're going to see John.

Yeah, he didn't play.

He didn't play.

I was like.

Yeah,

they're starting to have a rivalry, too.

So that was a good game to go to.

The thing I couldn't help think about was like, you know, in the moment I found out he wasn't playing, you're like, oh, shit.

But I think about like how many kids are like, I'm going to see.

Yeah, that happens a lot.

Yeah.

That's like a thing.

That's a thing.

And they just have to be like devastated if they think they're going to see him play.

Especially fucking Laker tickets.

Them shits are super expensive.

You might get lucky to be able to go to one game a year, type shit.

Yeah, that's the one you pick.

And then it's not that.

That's why the NBA, they've been having a lot of problems with that.

And then the ratings are super low this year.

Are they?

Yeah, it's really bad.

But they feel like it's probably been like, because you know, the election time and so much shit has been going on, people ain't really been focusing on sports right now.

But hopefully, the middle of the season, it'll pick back up.

How did you feel about the election?

I can't tell you.

To be honest, I ain't paid no attention to none of that shit.

You know what happened though, right?

Yeah, Trump won.

I mean, but I didn't do it.

I can't say I was following it or nothing.

I'm sorry.

I'm just not that kind of guy.

I know.

I was way less.

I was playing fucking Metaphor De Fantasio.

I was way, way less invested in it than the previous few elections where I was like, oh, glue.

Like watching it so close.

I was very like.

Yeah, I just didn't care.

I just like, it is what it is.

I also felt like being too invested was a mistake yeah i hate those

i was invested i'm saying you know whatever four years ago and eight years ago and and and 12 years but like i was like oh every time i feel invested in this i i feel like it's taking too much out of me so i need to not invest as much the worst is the people that's just still talking about it it's like it's happened it's over why are you talking about this every day yeah he won it's over it's over you know but they still it's like they're talking points go back to your life yeah yeah it's over i can't be like fully dialed in to politics, man.

No.

All you do is stress yourself out.

Here's one last one.

Let's see if this is fun.

This is not a horrible hilarious, it's just a video.

Let's see what it is.

Oh, shit.

It's party.

I did want this.

Sober, sobriety, but

I still

speak

French motherfuckers, man.

That's all it is, bro.

God damn, man.

Something so simple and basic,

it really does entertain me so much.

Yeah.

To throw that, and then you can do shit like that out there.

They ain't got guns.

You know what I'm saying?

You can't play them pranks in America.

No, you really can't.

No, fuck no, especially not in Texas.

And not when I get you that fucking gun.

Oh, no, man.

That's coming soon, man.

Hell yeah.

I'm ready.

Book, book, book, book.

All right.

As soon as it arrives, what we should do is, why don't we actually

make arrangements that day

to you get it from

we'll meet at a gun range.

Okay, that's nice.

We can actually like.

take it for a spin.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, great.

I'm done with that.

All right, cool.

Danny Brown, thank you for coming.

Thank you so much for having me.

It's always a pleasure.

Thank you for seeing you.

You're so fucking funny.

And don't forget to check out the Danny Brown Show every Friday on the YMH YouTube channel.

And pretty soon, we'll have a new Danny Brown album.

Hell yeah.

Which you'll then tour after that, too, right?

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Fuck yeah.

That's the goal.

That's the goal.

All right.

Thanks, Danny Brown.

Thank you guys for watching and listening.

We'll see you soon.

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