Bobby Is the Michelin Man

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Speaker 1 You two are

Speaker 2 Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 2 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 What's Yagsi Yabor? Yaksi Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel and he's dead.
Oh, man.

Speaker 2 I'm just improvising. Yeah, no.
That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict.
No. Yasi Yabor, you are like your funny hat.

Speaker 2 Yagsi.

Speaker 2 where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yaksi,

Speaker 2 Yuxi, Yamora. I love the sand in your eyes.

Speaker 2 Yuxi, yabora. Yuxi, yabora.

Speaker 2 Yaksi, yabor. I like your green card got denied.

Speaker 2 Yuxi, yabora. Yuxi, you got denying

Speaker 2 your

Speaker 2 bora. Where are your arms now?

Speaker 2 Yaksi. Yabora.
Yaxi. Yeah.
Yabora. Yogzi.
Yabora. The yardbone is gone.

Speaker 2 He's eating yard bones, dude. I don't know, dude.
No, I like it. I was, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I'm in the cosmic creative space. You're up here.
Yeah, yeah. And it's beyond.
First word that comes to your mind, go. Mine, science.
See?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, you! A chicken! Yay! That's good.
A chicken? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go science though.
You. Molecules.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mask.
Go. Divin cheese code.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, we got, we're on that. Shock me, dude.
Shock you with something? Shock me with something. What do you mean? Give me another one.
Yeah, bloody discharge. No.
No.

Speaker 2 No, I don't want to hear about Carlos's exam. Yeah, yeah.
Anyway,

Speaker 2 I went to the doctor. He said, I have to stay away from people like Carlos.
That's literally what the doctor said. Yeah.
He said, a big fan of the show. Watch the podcast.

Speaker 2 Stay away from Carlos because he hasn't had a tetanus shot in years.

Speaker 2 You're up. Yeah, I haven't been tested in a while, too.

Speaker 2 Let's get in there, bud.

Speaker 2 Let's get in there.

Speaker 2 I went to the Sherman Oaks

Speaker 2 Spearman Rhino last night at like one in the morning.

Speaker 2 I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Break Off? So good.
So I was season eight again, right?

Speaker 2 And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode, I know who gets the, you know what I mean? The Starbaker, I know who gets, you know what I mean? The handshake. Let go.

Speaker 2 I know who gets the handshake. Yeah.
I was sitting there and my penis was out.

Speaker 2 At Great British Bake Off? No, no. No, I was watching it.
I was just naked. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over watching it and going,

Speaker 2 yeah, I'm going. You got to go.

Speaker 2 And went in there,

Speaker 2 and there was only four people working. Yep.
It's almost as if it was not even open. Was it at 4 p.m.
when you went? No, it was one in the morning. I said, God, you don't listen, do you guys?

Speaker 2 I've been at 4 p.m. before.
I can't tell you why.

Speaker 2 Why? Why?

Speaker 2 What are you doing at 4 p.m. at a strip club?

Speaker 2 About 20 years ago, there was a group of comics, male comics,

Speaker 2 that would go on lunch runs. Oh, yeah, lunch runs to the strip club.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we would go on lunch runs. They got good wings?

Speaker 2 Good wings, yeah. I love the prime rib.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? When they're naked out there and you're eating prime rib, dude, oh my god.

Speaker 2 There is nothing better than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes au gratin with a little bit of fillet, a little fillet on the side. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But last night I went and I literally was like, I just left. How much money do you spend when you go?

Speaker 2 I think I got like $200 worth of bills and I was just kind of not even looking at the women, I was just kind of throwing it on stage, looking around my environment and going, oh, this is not good.

Speaker 2 Not good. Yeah.
So I got back in the car and went, you got on 20s? You were just throwing 20s or singles?

Speaker 2 Why? You did. Well, you think I'm cheap? No, big bills.

Speaker 2 No, I do, but I do a lot of singles. Oh, you do singles? I'll do like $40 of singles in one dancer.
Just give them 20s at some point, then. Yeah, but I want them to know that there's more common.

Speaker 2 If you throw out a 20 and then that's what they do, you're like, oh, there's, you can't go past that.

Speaker 2 So if you go 12, right? And then you look at them and go,

Speaker 2 then they go, what? In their eyes, right? And I go,

Speaker 2 you want more? Right. A little more.
And they go, I do want more, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Right. And then they do it, and I go, just two more.
Two more. Right.

Speaker 2 And then they put their head behind their head like

Speaker 2 right. And then they, you know what I mean? What is that?

Speaker 2 Press an elevator. That's what this is.

Speaker 2 I call it the elevator. Yeah.
Bingo. It's like a clit.
It's a clit pressing eight on an elevator.

Speaker 2 Take it up to eight. Yeah, yeah.
I go, take it up to eight. And they go, eight, right?

Speaker 2 And then I pretend I'm going up.

Speaker 2 I always do. I always pretend I'm going up, right? Bring.
And then the door opens. I go, oh, wrong floor.
Press it again. Oh, okay.
And they press 12, right? Right. I go back up.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 So it's like, you know, that kind of thing. Do you get there ever to your floor? No, I never do.
You never get to your floor. Well, it's a large building.
It's a big building.

Speaker 2 It's a tall building, dude. It's 3,000 stories up.
Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
And I've never got to like 1,000. No, you can't.
You can. Oh, you?

Speaker 2 One will. Okay.
One will. I bring change when I go to the strip club.
Really? You throw pennies up there? No, quarters. Oh, yeah.
That's very generous of you. Quarters? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, think about it. You're throwing a dollar.
It's only four quarters. That's true.
I throw 50 quarters up there. I look like a king.
That's true, but they have to pick it up. Yeah,

Speaker 2 you got to work sometime.

Speaker 2 Hard to pick up on a stage. They get the sweeper out.
You ever seen the little sweeper? Yeah. Little Mexican sweep.
What's the lesson you went?

Speaker 2 We went to Bandon Dunes with a bunch of buddies to go on the golf trip. And I went to this.
Look at the, watch how wild this is. Go to Bachelor's Inn.
No, no, no. Right.
Type in Bachelor's Inn,

Speaker 2 Coos Bay. C-O-O-S,

Speaker 2 Coos Bay. Look at this fucking joint.
Look at the parking. Look at the photos outside.
Just get the outside of it. Just look at the outside of it.
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 2 It's either there's a strip club or they're making like lamp fixtures. They bring it in a factory.
Look at that photo. You never know.
Look at that. You think somebody's ever been murdered there?

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 2 Do I remember the dark night? Do you remember the dark night? This was my dark night. Right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that was one of my darkest nights. You know, sometimes they're like different.
Remember the Joker? Bane was there, by the way. Oh, he was.
Oh, Bane was there. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Back to a private room.

Speaker 2 I'd like to see your coochie.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I could bring my green hat as the riddler. You got to.

Speaker 2 You got to bring it. And when they bring me, like, you know, coffee, I make a little question mark.
Oh. Yeah.
To let them know. I do.
Put foam in there, I'll make a question mark. Oh, the riddle.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the riddle.

Speaker 2 Riddle me this better man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But it's a it's a um

Speaker 2 it's a dead industry. What do you think? I know, dude.
I think it's alive and well. I think it is.
I hate going to them. It's always with a group of guys and someone goes, these guys, this goes.

Speaker 2 And then I go and I fucking hate it. The whole time, I stay by the bar.
I'm not interested. I don't like that thing.
It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable.
I don't like it. I like it.

Speaker 2 Speaking of which, I watched a Nora. Oh, yeah, so you called me.
So I get a call from Andrew late at night. Yeah, it was like, I called you around midnight.

Speaker 2 And usually when that happens, it's an emergency. Yeah.
Right? Okay. Like, I can't make something.
Yeah, I got to bail. I got sick or I got dizzy and I hit my head on the toilet again.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Something like that.
And he goes, hey, guy, have you seen Anora? And I go, no, I haven't quite gotten to it. He goes, I'm halfway through it.
Don't like it. I'm pissed.
I was pissed.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he didn't like it. It's a two-hour, 20-minute movie.
It's two. That's not that long.
Dude, it's not a, this isn't like a murder mystery. It's not like a fucking drama.

Speaker 2 It's a long-winded story about a girl who gets taken advantage of. It's fuck, I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 I heard it's like Pretty Woman.

Speaker 2 Pretty woman was such a good fucking. That's a great movie, but is it the same premise of a pretty woman?

Speaker 2 In a new age sense.

Speaker 2 Yeah. We love that old story.
Yeah, but there's no gear. This kid isn't gear.
Oh, this kid isn't gear. Oh, my God.
Look at that twink.

Speaker 2 Who was the woman in Pretty Woman?

Speaker 2 Juliana Roberts.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 Judy Juliana Roberts. No, no, no.
Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts.
Yeah, yeah. And Richard Gere.
You got what I said.

Speaker 2 But I said it weird, and you got what I said. You should have moved on.
That's how we do it. Okay.
Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. Come on, man.

Speaker 2 These are like... I call them Richard Gari.
Richard Yadi. Richard Yadi.

Speaker 2 That was a good movie. Jason Alexander, was it remember? I couldn't.
Oh, yeah. Classic.
I couldn't do this. It just was too long.

Speaker 2 It was sad. Okay.
She shows, she shows, she gets.

Speaker 2 they're having sex in this movie no less than 20 times. But you can't jerk off because it's sad.
It's sad sex? It's sad. Well, no, the whole movie's sad.
But is it sad sex? No, some of it's fun.

Speaker 2 Well, then, good. You can't jerk off.
I guess.

Speaker 2 She gets naked in it a dozen times. Really? I mean, at least a dozen.
Wow. I can't watch it.
They got the Oscar. They did?

Speaker 2 She got an Oscar for it.

Speaker 2 You didn't like it, did you?

Speaker 2 I liked it, but I am on the minority, dude. I hate you, dude.
Also, bad taste in film. Jaime Garcia, you know, the guy that's on my other one.
Yeah. He goes, hey, bro, it's a good movie.

Speaker 2 He literally thought it was a good movie. Look, a lot of people liked it.
Is it simple? Because you and I are sophisticated.

Speaker 2 You and I are Cisco neighbor in the future. Thank you, baby.
Yeah, we do triple thumbs. Triple thumbs up.
Yeah, and toes. Up.

Speaker 2 I don't know what I did. What did you like about it then?

Speaker 2 I think the world was so vivid that he was able to make it. The world is vivid.
Oh, my God. See what I mean? Put a Korean screen in the back.
You can make anything vivid.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I could put fucking

Speaker 2 spaceships in the background. Like, it was very real.
Like, it's a world that I don't know.

Speaker 2 Some movies are real. Have you ever seen fucking American Beauty, dude? Beautiful.
Beautiful movie and real. You ever seen American Gangster? Real.
Real. Anything American.

Speaker 2 Everything American. American Pie.
American Graffiti. Real.
American Graffiti. American Anora.
America.

Speaker 2 That's not what it's called. That's not what it's called.

Speaker 2 Here was my thing with it. I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was real because they took real people. But that's shown in a lot of the acting.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 It's like, I don't, why don't I want to watch people off the street act that can't act? There's like, you have like actor actors, then you have regular people, and then they're like, isn't this great?

Speaker 2 And it's like, I don't, I don't know. Just hire someone that's, I don't know.
There's a lot of movies

Speaker 2 that people have seen that said, tell me to watch it. Yeah.
And I've never seen it. I just don't feel right.
I don't feel right. Like, I've never seen, I swear to God, I bought it.

Speaker 2 Bro Back Bong Mountain. What? That's such a lie.
I swear, I've never seen Bro Mountain. I swear to God.
Ang Lee, it's so good. I know.
I know it's good. I just haven't.
Have you gotten seen it?

Speaker 2 I haven't gotten around to it. I actually have not seen it.
Better than that witch reward.

Speaker 2 Young Siyabor. Shut the fuck up, Andre.
I don't even know how to speak English. Shut up, dude.

Speaker 2 That's not a sentence. Gotta take away any language.
Fucking green cards. Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Fuck out of my country, man. Here's another one, La La Land.
I've never seen.

Speaker 2 I didn't see that either. But I did.
See, that's what I'm saying. You and I.
But you know, I wasn't going to see that. Yeah, but why can't we? It's good, I heard.

Speaker 2 I don't like musicals, dude.

Speaker 2 You don't even want to get.

Speaker 2 We've talked about this before. I don't want to get me started.
I don't like musicals. Yeah.
I just can't do it. Can I say something about Greece?

Speaker 2 As a minority, this is minority talk. Give it to me.
It freaks me out

Speaker 2 when white people do gibberish.

Speaker 2 Give you an example. Please.
I'm a kid in the theaters. Saw it in the 70s or whatever.

Speaker 2 Right? Sitting with all my kids, friends, right? Look at them. Right? At the last song.
We go together.

Speaker 2 Once I ran out of theater.

Speaker 2 It's fucking speaking in tons. It's devil worship.
What are you doing, dude?

Speaker 2 I don't like it. So the way you talk normally.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what you're doing. You do gibberjabber.
You do gibber jabber fucking white shit, dude. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I agree, because it does come from some weird place. And no one's that happy.
No one's that happy. You're happy? No.

Speaker 2 Everyone. No one's that happy.
Yeah. No black people?

Speaker 2 Well, that's why they're so happy. All right.

Speaker 2 That's good. But my point is: okay, so

Speaker 2 I've talked about this before, but.

Speaker 2 This is Jersey, baby. Yeah.
Where is this supposed to take place again?

Speaker 2 Where is Greece supposed to take place? Yeah, where is it? That's actually... Oh, what do I mean? Don't they race in the Los Angeles Aqueduct? Aren't they in the L.A.

Speaker 2 Aqueduct at some point in that movie?

Speaker 2 Setting Rydell High School in Los Angeles. Right, because they go into the L.A.
River.

Speaker 2 What part is this? It's a car race. Is this Malibu? Like, there's no black minorities? Not a single Mexican? Yeah, not one Mexican in the movie.
LA. L.A., dude.
That's supposed to be. That's right.

Speaker 2 That's insane.

Speaker 2 You got raced for my girl, Shaddy D.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? But there's a scene in it.
I've talked about this before, but might be not on bad friends. But it's something that I need to...
You probably won't catch it. Give it to me.

Speaker 2 I'm sitting there again before they got back.

Speaker 2 Before all the gibberish? I'm watching it, right? Yeah. And there's the famous sleepover scene with the pink ladies.
Pink ladies. You remember? Yeah, yeah.
Right.

Speaker 2 And one of the girls goes, this is my boyfriend, you know what I mean? Doing this. This is my boyfriend doing this.
And then she goes, this is my boyfriend in Korea.

Speaker 2 And they go, ooh, you're dating a Korean. And she goes, no, silly.
He's in the Marines. Yeah.
I'm watching that as a kid. I'm like, fuck this.

Speaker 2 Fuck this shit.

Speaker 2 What is this shit, dude? That's the most racist thing.

Speaker 2 She showed me that scene.

Speaker 2 Maybe I exaggerated my mind because I think I did look it up. It's not that bad.
But, you know what I mean? It's something like that. But it sounds like that.
To me, it sounded like that.

Speaker 2 And I remember the kids looking at me like, yeah, we're disgusting. No one wants to date us.

Speaker 2 I'm on the same page because the men in red-headed film, always bad. The women, Lucille Ball, phenomenal.
A queen. You know what I mean? Sexy.
Huh? Sexy. Yeah, but I'm just saying, like,

Speaker 2 Isla Fisher. All these red-headed women in television film, they're praised.
The men are always nerd, dork, squimp. Well, what about Gleason's son? The guy that was in Star Wars? What's his name?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. What's his name? Who? We don't even know.
Gleason Gleason is last name. You mean Brendan Gleason? No.
No, his son.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but we don't even know. You don't know what he's saying.
Yeah, he's famous.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's very talented. Okay.
And he did. But he did a love movie, too, where he was a romance.
But he's not famous enough for it to be a thing.

Speaker 2 Dude, he's so famous. What are you talking about? No, he's not.
You didn't even know his fucking name.

Speaker 2 Last name, Gleason. Yeah, because of his dad.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 My point is: we've never had male redhead

Speaker 2 heroic representation. Ever.
It's always a bit.

Speaker 2 There's the redhead. There's Pizza Face.

Speaker 2 Redhead movie stars. Look, they're all fucking women.
Jessica Chastain, Isla Fisher, Bryce Dallas Howard. Oh, what I would do with her.
Look at that, though. Not one guy.
Carol Burnett.

Speaker 2 All these are heroes. Do you put sexy men just in general red-headed actors? It says movie stars, redhead movie stars.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Let's go down the line. There's got to be one guy.
Proof is in the pudding, dude. Dude, you're right.
Allison Hannigan, Rita Hayworth. You guys are ugly.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Yeah.
Ellie Kemper, Molly Ringwald. Look at all these people.
By the way, these are all beloved, beloved characters. Not one of these is a fucking guy.

Speaker 2 But in Greece, if they would have said that, Redhead. That's the greatest proof I've ever had in my entire life.

Speaker 2 It's a good point. Jesus Christ.
Yeah. In Greece, what? In the movie Greece, right?

Speaker 2 Still, they used the Korean thing. They would never use red-headed.
No, no. In Greece, they would have gone, you're with a redhead.
They go, eh.

Speaker 2 And they go, don't tell anyone, please.

Speaker 2 I just want to fuck him for a week and then dump him by the LA.

Speaker 2 When we do Grease Lightning,

Speaker 2 fucking no. No, okay, I get it.
Yeah. You know what, dude? That's why I think you and I bond.
We feel we were oppressed. We were very oppressed.
Yeah, yeah. The oppression was real.

Speaker 2 But I want to say this, and I've seen this many times, and you can't disagree.

Speaker 2 Many shows we've done together on the road, I sometimes go out in the audience and watch you.

Speaker 2 You always go out in the audience because

Speaker 2 you want to see if I'm going to do bad. That's not what it is.
That's insane, dude. Carlos knows.
Carlos doesn't win. No, he doesn't know that.

Speaker 2 That's not true. And take that back.

Speaker 2 Take that back right now. You do this thing.
100%. You do, do, do, see, what you're doing, what he's doing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what's going on? You do this thing that Trump does. Oh, here we go.
No, no, no, it's good. You do it.
You do it really well, though. What? Tell me, like,

Speaker 2 tell me, like, I think I know what you're talking about. Say you like, you hate cheesecake.
Be like, I hate cheesecake.

Speaker 2 I don't like cheesecake. No, just say it like you.

Speaker 2 Say it like you. I don't like cheesecake.
That's because you've never had the best cheesecake. You don't know about cheesecake.
People like you. You do that.

Speaker 2 Where like immediately the opposite side, you just give me one example.

Speaker 2 You just did it. Tell me.

Speaker 2 Go back.

Speaker 2 You go out there to see if I do bad. You go,

Speaker 2 I've never, I've never, ever done that. I would never.
Yeah, I wouldn't. You go out there and you go like this.
You go, do bad. Every time I go out there, though, there's always a hot woman.

Speaker 2 That will either get up from the

Speaker 2 chair and walk up to me and they'll always say, yeah, your boy's hot. Is it woman by birth? What do you mean? Is it woman by birth? No, they're really traditional women.
Traditional.

Speaker 2 From the Christian sense.

Speaker 2 They cook and they clean? Yeah, in the Christian sense that they are beautiful women. Yeah.
And

Speaker 2 probably 30 or 40 times in my life, they've said, your boy is hot.

Speaker 2 And you've never gotten that from me. So fuck off.
That's not true. Name me one example when a girl goes, I think your boy's hot.
Oh, girl. Well, no, okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's right. We have a lot of guys that like you, though.
The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering. I can tell by my Facebook, I'm on a Facebook, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Dating thing. You know, Facebook is a dating thing.
No, I have no idea. Yeah.
For old people? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's for old people.
But it's like, there's also dating and it's also friends.

Speaker 2 So when I click on who wants to be my friend, it's 2,000 just buff-tattooed fucking dudes going, I want to be your friend. What's it called? Facebook date, huh? Yeah.
Dating Facebook. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's a real thing. But you're celibate now.
Yeah, 100%. No more.
No more. No more dating.
Nothing. Nothing.
I'm celibate.

Speaker 2 I would love to see a financial breakdown of you when you're dating and when you're not dating, how much money you spend on a dating month versus a non-dating month.

Speaker 2 Well, I spent like $500 at Spearman Rhino last night.

Speaker 2 You said $200. I got a dance to

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Speaker 2 You got to get a dance. Do you like the dances? What do you say when they're dancing? I'm so funny.
I make everyone laugh. So loud.
You're cracking jokes. Oh, yeah.
You're doing material. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I go, like, one girl was... Uh-oh, hot dog.
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 This girl was like looking up at the ceiling. Yeah.
I go, is that a ghost? Is that your grandfather?

Speaker 2 Right. And she goes, what are you talking about? You keep looking up there.
You know what I mean? Are you communicating with your fucking family? While she's riding, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And she's like, No, silly. You know what I mean? I make people laugh.
Well, I mean, then it's more endearing. And I always go up front, I always go, you know what? I'm going to give you a tip.

Speaker 2 She goes, I haven't done anything. I know, but I'm going to let you know that

Speaker 2 so you can go extra.

Speaker 2 Just in terms of gyrating and stuff. Yeah, more gyration.
Yeah, I like gyrations. But anyway, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm going through a phase right now.

Speaker 2 I think that, oh, well, so a couple of things.

Speaker 2 So I went and saw Bong.

Speaker 2 Let's talk about that photo you sent me. What photo? You never looked that happy with me.

Speaker 2 You with Bong Junior?

Speaker 2 That's the happiest I think. You Academy

Speaker 2 Award-winning director. Now you sound like him.

Speaker 2 That's how that feels. You know what it is? Yeah.
Bong makes you nervous, huh? He made me nervous. Yeah, he's incredible.
So there was.

Speaker 2 You got the photo? Bring up that photo of him and Bong Jung. But

Speaker 2 can I tell you the embarrassing thing that happened? And I left early. I know you called me.
Did I tell you what happened? You called me on the phone and I was like, you You should just go back.

Speaker 2 No, so I'm sitting there, so I'm with, you know, Scoot and Socy.

Speaker 2 You're with Socy Bacon. Yeah, yeah.
And Scoot, you know, he was in, um, I forgot Scoot's last name. He was in A Complete Unknown, Woody Guthrie.
He played Woody Guthrie. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Scoot's so talented, right?

Speaker 2 So, Scoot, and I, so I'm standing there with Bong. Let me, I'm going to get to a story.
And then I take a photo with Bong. I meet his son.
Everyone's super nice to me. And one of his

Speaker 2 producers is like, maybe we'll use in something, something like this. He says,

Speaker 2 gonna wear

Speaker 2 but uh anyway so then now scoot gets in and so me and so me and fucking soci back up so we're just talking amongst are you listening no okay

Speaker 2 you already told me the story yeah yeah so i'm telling you the story so we're sitting talking and then this director comes up i'm gonna tell you who it is say it i i i i Sheath told me he was a director.

Speaker 2 I didn't even know who he was. So he walks up and he goes, and I forgot what it was, but he goes, I love you in dilithium or something like that to me.
I go, oh, thank you. You were good in dilithium.

Speaker 2 And he goes, so then he goes, my daughter especially likes your performance in that. You know, you're really good.
And I go, oh, yeah, good.

Speaker 2 And so I lean up and grab a taco from like somebody with a tray. And then Socy goes, what are you getting so nervous about? I'm like, nothing.
The director's still there.

Speaker 2 And she goes, was it live action or animation? I go, live action. And then the guy goes, no, it was animation.
He goes, you weren't in that, were you? Wow. And I go, and I go, no.

Speaker 2 And he goes, why'd you lie? I go, I don't know what else to do. He leaves.
So see's red as a. You didn't do anything wrong.
Yes, I did. I wasn't in Dilithium or whatever.

Speaker 2 Yes, you were in Dilithium.

Speaker 2 I could have just said you're mistaken. I was right.
But why did I say yes? Because you were in Dilithium. I wasn't.
He doesn't remember. Yeah.
Anyway. And then it was so awkward, me and Socy.

Speaker 2 And I got mad at her. I'm like, if you hadn't asked if it was live action or animation, right? Let it go.
I grabbed to get a taco from the thing. That was your out.
She said, I didn't read it.

Speaker 2 I go, yeah, you should have. You should have.
You fuck me. But also, who asks, was it live action or animation? Who gives a shit? She buried you.
Because she was nervous, too.

Speaker 2 Because she knew that you weren't in dilithium. That's why she knew your credits.
She goes, Bobby wasn't. I wonder what it was called.
I maybe I'll text her. But

Speaker 2 anyway, so I'm.

Speaker 2 This is more. Oh, so this.
This is more remarkable. This is more remarkable.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Can I tell? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 so, you know, these

Speaker 2 God, dude. It's Ozimpic.
I know, I know. I know.
It's Ozimpics. It's not vomit.
I know. Yeah, I mean, it's just pure vomiting.
It's vomit air. PTSD.
It's vomit air. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm telling you. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm skipping. All right.
So what I'm saying is, is that. Give me the chills.
So these, sometimes I get invited to fancy Asian events. Yeah.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Like mafia shit. Like this.
Yeah, like this. This is mafia shit.
So I'm walking to this event. This Korean guy

Speaker 2 nice, super nice. Such a sweet.
He comes to me. He goes, dude, I'm you're a legend.
That's what he says to me. Ah, shucks.
Come on. Shucks.
That's what we say, you know? Shucks.

Speaker 2 You know?

Speaker 2 He goes, actually, I went to high school with your boy Andrew. I go, oh, yeah.
Like, but like, not in the same class. He goes, no, same class.
No, same class. Yeah.
Oh, cool.

Speaker 2 And he goes, yeah, I don't know if he knows me. What the fuck? Of course I know him.
I know, but that's what he said. He goes, I don't know if he remembers me.
Remembers me. Yeah, maybe that.

Speaker 2 But I go, well, how close were you? He goes,

Speaker 2 we're on the same basketball. We played basketball together.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
That's amazing. Doug.
Doug, Doug, Doug, right? Doug, suck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I go, well, has Andrew reached out to you since you've been in Lee? He goes, nah. No.
And what then did you say, have you reached out to him? And what did he say? You're in the position of power.

Speaker 2 You should reach out. First of all, he's a very powerful producer in Hollywood.
You told me that. He just turned powerful.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 2 You're not getting what I'm saying, Dan. See, this is.
No, no, no, no, this is not Trump. This is not Trump.
What you don't understand. No, Pax.
What you don't understand. Just because you...

Speaker 2 You could control. You could reach out to Doug Trump.

Speaker 2 You should be reaching out.

Speaker 2 Why aren't you reaching to Doug?

Speaker 2 Anyway, is it because he's Asian? Can I ask you guys this, though, right? Are there positions of power in? Like, for instance, when I at the event, Bong walked up to me. I didn't walk up to Bong.

Speaker 2 Oh, hot shot. Fancy Bob.
No, no, I'm just saying. Bong walks up to me.
That's not how I said it. I wait.
People walk up to me. I don't walk up to people.

Speaker 2 Dude, it's so good. I swear to fucking God.
It's working. It's working.

Speaker 2 You are treating. Anyway, you do Trumpian shit.
So you're just deflecting. They work up.
They walk up to me. Because of how poorly you treated this man.
No,

Speaker 2 that's lying. He literally calls me Bobby.
He goes,

Speaker 2 I asked him, have you talked to Andrew? He goes, no. And he goes, I haven't really reached out.
He probably doesn't even know I'm out here. That's literally what you said.

Speaker 2 But don't get mad about this next part.

Speaker 2 Please don't get mad about this go ahead and i don't want this to be cut out andreas because you know sometimes the truth must be told yeah tell the truth okay yeah she goes oh what is he doing there i go he's i think he produced minori the stephen yoon movie and he he this guy goes interesting oh my god as if to go

Speaker 2 maybe i didn't i should have reached out earlier is that what i said is this is i'm not this is really good of you lying i'm really not that i go he produced minori and then you go, I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 I had to fucking look it up. I don't fucking know.
So then I looked it up going, he did? That's wild. Yeah, but when he did, he went, hmm, maybe.
The tone was this.

Speaker 2 Maybe I fucked this up. No.
No. First of all, the tone.
I want to be in. Bad lie.
Bad lie. I want to be.
Maybe he reached out.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Maybe he reached out now.

Speaker 2 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, dude.
Shut the fuck up. No, you know what I thought? Let's move on.
I thought, that's interesting that he produced Minori.

Speaker 2 I wanted to look it up. Do you hear it, though? No, my point is.
You're wrong. You are wrong.
My point is, I didn't know he was a producer. He's been in town.
Been here for years. No connection.

Speaker 2 Right? Well, we weren't friends.

Speaker 2 We weren't friends. How are you not friends with somebody you're on a basketball team with? My high school had 3,000 people.
What the fuck? There's 3,000 people on a basketball team?

Speaker 2 What kind of basketball is this?

Speaker 2 We played on the team.

Speaker 2 We played on the school. Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with? There's 400 center forwards.

Speaker 2 You wrestle with. 400 center forwards, fucking 1,000 guards.
You're the worst gaslighter. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? Are you friends with anybody you wrestle with?

Speaker 2 We also happen to have 150 coaches. Are you friends with anybody you wrestle with?

Speaker 2 Are you friends with anybody? Call him. Tony Matusi.
Call him.

Speaker 2 Call him right now. Yeah, yeah.
Call Tony. Art Kimball.
Call him. I know the name.
I dare you to call one of them. And if Art Kimball lived in LA, I'd know it.
Call one of them.

Speaker 2 And if Art Kimball fucking produced Yellowstone, I'd be in that shit. Call him.
All right, you fucker. Call him.
No.

Speaker 2 I would be the yellow in the style. You're a gaslighting fucking

Speaker 2 fucking liar. You're not friends with anybody, you Stever.
You're not even friends with anybody. You're not even fucking real.
You're not even a good fucking real. Anyway, let's move on.

Speaker 2 Mark Kimball was arrested from Powell High School, competing in that 191 weight pound class, fifth round. Exactly.
Thank you. Yeah.
Yeah, no. How do I talk to him? Tony Mattusi.
Look up Tony Mattusi.

Speaker 2 What's his phone number? What? Bring in his phone number. I want to see the last time you texted with him.
I don't need to text him. He lives in my house.

Speaker 2 In a spare room.

Speaker 2 Anyway.

Speaker 2 Like, you're friends with everyone you went to school with? That's insane. That's insane.
But I know. I know who he was too i said i knew him and if i'm

Speaker 2 listen no no no fuck you you don't get to do that you don't get to do that let's calm ourselves for a second i want to be the voice of reason

Speaker 2 okay and i want to calm this level down yeah do it no see i need your attitude to be different fuck you see that that i'll do what i want to do the chicago thing you know what i mean the streets thing

Speaker 2 so what i want to say this stop calm down i'm from the suburbs how come you didn't connect with this guy from high school from 25 years ago we don't know each other we didn't we didn't fucking i don't know anybody went to high school with.

Speaker 2 I know three people from high school. Because you weren't friends with certain kinds of people in high school.

Speaker 2 That's true. That's true.
Let me ask you another question. That's true, I kept it.
Without anger. I kept it right.
I kept it white, right?

Speaker 2 How many Koreans were at your school in high school?

Speaker 2 I don't even fucking know. That's right.

Speaker 2 A good amount. You didn't know.

Speaker 2 There were more black in India. He didn't know because he didn't like them.
Well, I definitely. Look at this.
There are 62,000 Korean origins in Chicago. That's not.
He would have never known that.

Speaker 2 62 grand is nothing.

Speaker 2 That's right. It's like an anomaly.
So if there was a unicorn on my fucking wrestling team, I would know the unicorn. Trump? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Trump is. If there was a unicorn on the team,

Speaker 2 I know the one unicorn. That's what I'm talking about.
I used to be friends with unicorns. They're the greatest of corns.
So

Speaker 2 if you have one Korean on your fucking basketball, how many Koreans play basketball? Almost none. It's like having Doc play fucking batminton.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? I would know if Doc played batminton. If you also played with him, yeah, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. That's my point.
Is the one Korean of all of Illinois played basketball?

Speaker 2 You would put that ingrained in your mind. He's not even Korean.
That's the worst part about him. He is Korean.
No, he's not. What is he? He's half.
That's right. Oh, the other half.

Speaker 2 What's the other half? God knows. And that's why you don't know him.
I get it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Doug, if you're listening. He's not.
Yeah, he is. He's producing Minori, too.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Anyway, Doug, good to meet you. And maybe we can do some work together.
Yeah, Doug, how come you didn't reach out to me, buddy? You come to my fucking city, you don't reach out to me?

Speaker 2 I don't know. It's power dynamics, but let's move on.
What's power dynamics? Oh, gosh. You keep saying that.
I'll tell you what. That's something you take pride in.
You really like storage.

Speaker 2 I love it. I love what you're doing, dude.
Oh, this is this kind of episode.

Speaker 2 We haven't done one of these in a while. Okay, so what you do, though.
I'll tell you probably. You love power dynamics.
If I have to teach you things, I must teach you things. Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 How about power dynamics? I was in Dallas a week ago remember i do right i went to a 12-step meeting

Speaker 2 still local you know afterwards you know people smoke outside right and i go hey you guys want a fellowship that's what we do so we all went to a denny's

Speaker 2 me and these local a people there's nothing else open yeah there wasn't was late right

Speaker 2 and then i got the bill And they were all like, hey, dude, there's eight of us. I go, I know power dynamics.

Speaker 2 We don't know that. I go, yeah, it's like, I had to give them this example.

Speaker 2 It's like when you take eight other addicts to a Denny's after

Speaker 2 an NAA and you're the one.

Speaker 2 Can you listen to my point? That's what it is. So if I go out to eat with David Spade,

Speaker 2 I have never paid. Yeah, right.
It's just the power dynamics of the situation. See, that's foolish.
It's not foolish.

Speaker 2 I pay with Spade.

Speaker 2 Well, every time I offer, he says no.

Speaker 2 I just hand her my card before he can. Okay, well, you're ruling the power dynamics out.
No, you're

Speaker 2 not. I believe in equal pay.

Speaker 2 I believe in equal pay. Or in

Speaker 2 equal pay.

Speaker 2 You believe in equal pay. Equal pay.
All right, so if I'm going to do it too. Do it.
All right. So,

Speaker 2 okay, well, McCone,

Speaker 2 after this, let's go to Mastro's and you pay for the bill. He can now.
He can afford it. No, he can't? Yeah, he can.

Speaker 2 Would you be able to afford $500 to pay for all three of us?

Speaker 2 I could. It would be a damn thing.

Speaker 2 But there would be a thing in your mind. Why am I paying? Exactly.
But you have to learn. No, it's not about learning, dude.
No, that's how life pays.

Speaker 2 You have to pay. It would force me to work harder and become a better person.

Speaker 2 And that's why he's. Match the America I love.

Speaker 2 Work harder. Work harder.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 So listen, all right. You're his boy for life, and I get it.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I get it.

Speaker 2 Let's move on now because

Speaker 2 I'll tell you. We went from Grease

Speaker 2 to Doug. To power dynamics.
We went to Grease to Doug, and it was too much. So let's go back to musicals.
That's fine. Okay, we don't like it.

Speaker 2 There's some movies, and there's some movies that I have not seen that were classics. That are musicals.
No, in general, like Eyes Wide Shut. I've never seen it.
What? Well, that's a little strange.

Speaker 2 Is it good? How have you not seen that? I've never seen it. That's a good idea.
I just don't like masks at parties. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 No. Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 COVID masks? Yeah, I don't want to get sick. And your eyes are wide shut.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 that joke really hit me at home. It hit because it was good.
It worked. It did work.
The kids got some zingers. He got some zingers, but it was real brutal.
It was. Well,

Speaker 2 hit him back. I won't, because that's not who I am.
That's not who I am.

Speaker 2 What? Power dynamics. Power dynamics.
You don't punch down. You don't punch down.
You only punch up. But that was very funny.
Thank you. Eyes wide shut.

Speaker 2 Okay. Fancy's looking good, by the way.
He looks... Not the hair.
The hair does look good. The hair looks good.
I think it does look good. And also.
Yes, wait. Yes, wait.
Just wait what?

Speaker 2 Yes, wait for me to be the hottest man on the show.

Speaker 2 But you know, we know the genetics.

Speaker 2 And so.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so you can do whatever you want. You know what I mean? Botox, fill your head in.
So you don't think he's a handsome guy at all?

Speaker 2 No matter what he does?

Speaker 2 He's sort of like a UN kind of a look.

Speaker 2 You do look political right now. You know know what I mean? Like, you know, somebody that not even the head guy around the circle of.
No, he's at the embassy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, some embassy, but he's like the fifth row of a guy taking notes. Like, you're not a leader.
Right. You know what I mean? But you're involved.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 You probably make about $90,000 a year internationally. Consular?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's like consular. Consular, do they? Yeah.
They have to submit this parking ticket for it. Yeah, he does a lot of paper pushing.

Speaker 2 Hey, they found this mummy with gold. Look up.

Speaker 2 We're going to talk about Giza, too, about the Giza. About Gaza, you have to have no Giza.
Huh? The Giza Pyramid. Oh, the Giza Pyramid.
You know what happened, right? No, what happened? Wait, wait.

Speaker 2 You don't know what happened? What happened in Giza? Do you guys know what happened? No.

Speaker 2 Are you fucking out of your minds, Dan? Let's Google it.

Speaker 2 What happened in Giza? The pyramids. Did they fall?

Speaker 2 No, dude. But they found it under.
Oh, the under.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the under.

Speaker 2 The under.

Speaker 2 Okay, I don't know if it's fucking true. It is true.
What is this? A vast underground city was found below Egypt's keys of pyramids. Look at the pillars.
Surprise, surprise. Look at the pillars.

Speaker 2 Do they look like 9-11? No, look at the pillars there. The Twin Tower.

Speaker 2 All right. So what they discovered,

Speaker 2 zoom into that photo.

Speaker 2 There's two mile long,

Speaker 2 these fucking tubes that go down with these spiral staircases that go down into other compartments two miles down.

Speaker 2 Two miles? Two miles down, dude. Google that.
Two miles. Go to the article so I can read it.
Well, it's in kilometers. I don't know the

Speaker 2 kilometers. Yeah, okay, yeah.
How many miles down?

Speaker 2 Okay, speculating an entire city buried under the great pyramids of Giza. Speculating.
Right. Okay.
A team of Italian and Scottish scientists. I'm out.
No, no.

Speaker 2 Okay, zoom back up. That has to be a city underneath the giza.
I mean, come on. No, that's very funny.
The Italians? They're very good at accents.

Speaker 2 So this is what they discovered.

Speaker 2 Okay. What is that? And

Speaker 2 they have technology where they have, you know,

Speaker 2 infrared technology where they can scan things. And this is what they're scanning.
The technology is legit.

Speaker 2 Go to the article, please. Okay.
Just so we can see this. This is incredible.
If this is real, this is wild. It's incredible.

Speaker 2 And the Italian and Scottish scientists have unveiled the shocking results of the research about the pyramids of Giza in Egypt.

Speaker 2 4,500-year-old one of the world team claims that there's an entire city buried underneath the pyramids. An entire city.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.
Experimental research, the Carafe project.

Speaker 2 And let's see here. 3D images go down a little bit.
You can see, wow, how they built stairs around the pillars, huh? Yeah. 3D model was.

Speaker 2 The tubes are the most interesting part.

Speaker 2 420 miles above the. Wait, the team relied on two satellites, 420 miles in outer space, to come down.
Go down. I want to see how far down they go underground.
Look at that.

Speaker 2 6,500 feet across.

Speaker 2 They go down approximately 2,100 feet. How much is that? 2,100 feet is just under like a half a mile.

Speaker 2 Okay, I was wrong.

Speaker 2 Half a mile is long. Dude, it's

Speaker 2 half a mile is so long. Yeah, it's so long.
That's so fucking deep. Okay, so 2,000 feet underground is insane.
Right. And then below that, though, are these other buildings.
Dr.

Speaker 2 Zahi Hawasa, prominent archaeologist. He's my favorite doctor, by the way.
Well, you're not going to like him after this. Former minister of

Speaker 2 antiquities called out the research, said it was completely wrong and was fake news. He accused Regan

Speaker 2 and his methodology.

Speaker 2 He said it's not correct. One guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, Rogan talks about it, and he's usually right. Is he?

Speaker 2 That's why it's being believed.

Speaker 2 Professor Lawrence Connors, a professional geophysical archaeologist and ground-penetrating radar expert, dismissed the theory of vast city under the pyramids as just a huge exaggeration.

Speaker 2 So a lot of these guys are saying no-no. Okay.
But, however, I believe you. So if you tell me it's there, I believe it's there.
Well, I've been doing a lot of researching on my own time.

Speaker 2 You are? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And via through the internet. Right, via the internet.
Right, Right, via the internet. And I've come to a conclusion, I believe that it's half correct at least.

Speaker 2 Would you ever live in an underground city? I have dreams about it. You do? Oh, my God.
I think about it all the time. Yeah.
I have dreams about it.

Speaker 2 Like, then the way that Goonies found that waterfall and the go. I wanted that so badly.
Me too. What would you have down there? Oh, my God.
Oh, me too. So collection of so many fun things.

Speaker 2 Just a wall of dildos to use whenever you need them, huh? No,

Speaker 2 that's not it. What I would do is, if I had a city, I would have have one area where i it would look like outside

Speaker 2 oh so basically it would look like above ground you mean above ground like so i would have like panels right like you know i max tricking people into thinking that thinking that it's outside because i'm gonna have dogs down there right so i'll have my dogs down can they survive yeah because it's gonna be vast okay and a green grass oh you're gonna have grass underground yeah how do you grow it um there's soil down there what about light sunlight illuminescent uv Illuminescent.

Speaker 2 That's exactly what I meant. Illuminescent.
Yeah, yeah. And it's a great band.
Thank you. With the illuminescence.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's very dark, gothic.
Very gothic. Yeah, yeah.
And then what I would also have.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I would also have

Speaker 2 like a steam room situation.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Can I ask you why are we doing this underground? It could be above ground.
All this stuff could be above ground. Because in my fantasies, I did something wrong.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah, I did something wrong on Earth.
You're a man on the run. Right, I'm a man on the run, but I have billions of dollars in my fantasy.
So I build this underground city.

Speaker 2 Much like Lex Luthor in the original Superman movie. How do you get people down there? How do you convince people to go down there? No one goes down there.
So I'm down there. I have dogs down there.

Speaker 2 You're alone. Yeah, I have a llama, a dog, you know what I mean? Other things.
What are you going to do about love and sex and relationships? Well, it's the same as now. Nothing.
With the dogs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just the dogs. Yeah.
And the llama. Do you talk to the dogs? Yeah.
You have full conversations with them? Yeah. Yeah, I've done that.
Yeah. I talk to my dog in the morning.
No, just, I go,

Speaker 2 how are you? See, I ask her philosophical questions. Like, what?

Speaker 2 I'm your dog.

Speaker 2 That's not a dog. No, no, that's my dog.

Speaker 2 Oh, hey, cubs.

Speaker 2 Hey.

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Speaker 2 Right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, what's your dog's trigger word? They don't understand any of my words. Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Stop. They don't know.
No, they don't know. They don't know any of it.
It's funny. Yeah.
She's, my dog's insane. That if I say,

Speaker 2 if I say, your boyfriend's coming this weekend, she knows it's my cousin. It's my cousin Luke that comes and watches sometimes.
I'll go, I think your boyfriend's going to be here this weekend.

Speaker 2 She'll be dead asleep. And I'll go, yeah, I think your your boyfriend might come by.

Speaker 2 In fear. No, I don't trust Luke.
So excited. No, he's the best.
Oh, he is. Oh, yeah.
And she gets good. She sprints downstairs and stares out the window, thinking that he might be there.
I'll do that.

Speaker 2 Tease her.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? That's fucked up. You got to keep her on her toes.

Speaker 2 Is somebody here? No? No, I was just taking a drink of coffee. Okay.
I heard a woman's voice. Hello?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what I heard. Hello?

Speaker 2 This thing might be haunted this studio. I think it is.

Speaker 2 because i've been in here sometimes working after hours and i just feel an eerie feeling in my stomach i understand somebody was killed here i understand

Speaker 2 but whom

Speaker 2 i don't know man but it feels that way yeah

Speaker 2 yeah

Speaker 2 it's not old enough to be haunted i don't think this building yeah 88 built in 88. Yeah, not old enough.
You don't think people die in the 80s?

Speaker 2 I think

Speaker 2 haunting stick forever. Some ghost from 1989 just doing Coke.
Yeah, maybe. Just like, ooh.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, maybe. What else do you hear up late at night? Here or at home?

Speaker 2 Oh, at home? I hear it at home. My house is haunted.
Yeah, yeah. 100%.
This is what I do.

Speaker 2 I'll be sleeping.

Speaker 2 And I'll take my phone, put the light on. You know what I mean? The light, and zoom my room.
Well, that's creepier to me. Because then the shadows from the nooks and the crannies of that.

Speaker 2 I know, but if I saw a woman woman like this, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I don't know why. You're like, lady, I'm celibate.
You got to get out of here.

Speaker 2 What is that? Orbs? Ghost Orbs. Dude, I've seen Orbs.
I've seen Orbs. Oh, you know what? Our Orbs, dude?

Speaker 2 I'll tell you about Orbs.

Speaker 2 You want to know everything about Orbs? I don't know much about it, but

Speaker 2 so there was a comic named Charles Fleischer.

Speaker 2 Do I know him? He was before your time, but when I did the, in the early 2000s, he was around a lot.

Speaker 2 And he was the voice of Roger Rapper. Oh, I remember this guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've actually met this guy.
Yeah, so Fleischer.

Speaker 2 So Fleischer would be in the green room, in the main room, and he'd have his cameras out, several cameras, to fucking take photos of alien orbs or different ghostly orbs.

Speaker 2 And he would show me, like, hey, Lee, look. He always called me Lee.
Look, Lee. Lee, look, there's orbs in here.
And we always thought it was a little unsavory because we're about to go up.

Speaker 2 You're about to go on stage? Yeah, yeah. And the Fleischman was.
But he was really into that. Is he still around? Yeah.

Speaker 2 yeah so he was a part of that oh i feel so bad about this oh he passed away no he's alive he's alive no why does he was a part you say no yeah he was a part of that group when adam egot took took over and he did that fine that fucking brutal like you know i mean clean house yeah they'll spring cleaning and he no but he anyone over age a certain it's there's some that was like you know what i mean like argus and people that obviously there were people that were we couldn't you know what i mean grandfathered in grandfathered in but there was a host of them where he called and said, you guys, don't call in.

Speaker 2 You're not going to get spots. That's crazy.
And it broke so many people's hearts. But I think as a, as a, you know what I mean, a booker, you have to do that.

Speaker 2 Well, that's why people always hate bookers and producers because they have to do all the grunt work. Yeah.
You know, like these guys. They do all the grunt work and we hate them.

Speaker 2 Like, you have to be our filter of no's. I know.
We had a conversation about it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So can we talk about adolescents real quick? I know you haven't seen it. I know, you can, but I don't want.
Incredible. You loved it.

Speaker 2 One shot? I've seen in

Speaker 2 years.

Speaker 2 Each episode is one shot. I've heard this.
I heard about the rehearsal processes and pretty much it. It's insane.
The kid in it? My God. Incredible.
Incredible. How old is this young man? 13.
13, 14?

Speaker 2 13. Yeah.
Never done anything before. What the fuck were we doing at 13? I don't know.
Oh, Stephen Graham's in that. I love him.
He's incredible. He wrote it, right, didn't he? He's a book creator.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's incredible. Brad Pitt produces it.
Who's that? That's the kid. That's Brad Pitt? No, that's the kid.

Speaker 2 Actor Jamie.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait,

Speaker 2 Owen Cooper. Yep.
This kid is incredible.

Speaker 2 He's never done anything about this. Good for him.
It's nice to get a break out the gate.

Speaker 2 Just like us, that's what we had. Yeah,

Speaker 2 each episode is literally one shot. And I don't think there's any cheats.
I think it's one shot. They do two takes, I heard.
No.

Speaker 2 No, no, it's one shot. They do two takes.
Two takes a day for a week, so 10 shots. 10 takes ten takes yeah so two shots a day they do two shots right they do two episodes

Speaker 2 two takes two episodes a day and they pick the best one two takes no no two takes a day of the same of the same episode yeah and they pick it they pick it yeah okay so um couldn't do a one hour that'd be insane oh that'd be impossible we could do it yeah oh so there's always like that one guy 30 minutes into it who has two lines

Speaker 2 if i was that guy

Speaker 2 like hiding behind a wall knowing i had to come around you see, no Koreans in the show.

Speaker 2 It's true, huh?

Speaker 2 I would be repeating my lines.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Welcome back to the hotel. Yeah, welcome to the hotel.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back to the hotel.
Welcome back to the hotel. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Are you making fun of me because the wrong missy? No. Yeah, you're doing wrong, missy things.
No, I'm not. What do you know what? I'm just throwing out a line.
Fuck you, dude.

Speaker 2 No, dude, I was throwing out a fucking line. I don't know what missy thing.
What are you saying? What are you talking about? Fucking Marcelo did that too, Hernandez, two weeks ago. I love that kid.

Speaker 2 He's like, you've been in movies. I go, oh, great job on wrong Missy.

Speaker 2 Welcome to the hotel. So fuck you.
What's his problem? Your problem. Anyway.

Speaker 2 So. Welcome to the hotel, Mrs.
Marcelo.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 But here's what I want people to know.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to tell you what the premise of the thing. People basically know.
No, we know what the premise is. I mean, it's on the end.

Speaker 2 But, you know, when I first saw it, because I had knew nothing about it, I thought it was a whodunit.

Speaker 2 Like a murder mystery? Yes. Right.
Right. And with that lens,

Speaker 2 it doesn't work with that lens, right? But then when you look at it for what it is, it's brilliant. See, it's interesting because now there's a lot of murder mysteries are back now.

Speaker 2 Like the Shonda Rhyme show is very popular.

Speaker 2 It's like Clue

Speaker 2 meets

Speaker 2 Knives Out. Right.
Yeah. Or whatever.

Speaker 2 But dude, those things are hits. That's what we need to make.

Speaker 2 We need to make Bad Friends Whodun It. Yeah.
That'll be fun.

Speaker 2 That's what we need to do because honestly how much fun would it be if you know mccone was dead carlos i i i would have i was gonna go to him first but it's too easy

Speaker 2 because i want to you know what i mean yeah yeah he's suspect and also you need him in this he need to be a shady character throughout that you can keep tagging and going this guy could have done it because look look at the look at the lifestyle he's living

Speaker 2 right look what he's up to wait so he's got to be a guy that we're people suspect 100 yeah he's a big through line Who does it at the end, though?

Speaker 2 That's interesting. Who does it at the end? Jules.

Speaker 2 Jules is too predictable. Too predictable.
Too predictable. McCone, no, you don't have the balls.
And that's what we'll say. You're the one that's dead.
Yeah. Okay, you kill yourself.
Oh, you.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's the whodunit? Hey. At the end of it, he just killed himself, guys.

Speaker 2 By the way, Fred is going to come down. What a huge letdown.
It's the biggest letdown ever.

Speaker 2 That would be like the worst M9 Shyamalon spin of all time.

Speaker 2 He's got a rope around his head, and you're like, who's doing it? He's just sitting there jerking off, like, oh,

Speaker 2 chokes himself out. All right, so this is what you need, though, in this, right? It can't just be us.
We have to have like maybe 20 people flowing. A cast of people, yeah, yeah, yeah, to come and go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then, um, I don't know who does it. I would think that maybe Jesse.

Speaker 2 You think Jetsuki would do it? She, I, she's a tough sell for me.

Speaker 2 Like, she doesn't know if she has that evil flip. So, Dax have to be in the movie.
So, yeah. He's somebody that people are like, maybe, you know what I mean? But

Speaker 2 I think ultimately the biggest surprise would be you. I'm the murderer.
Yeah. Now that lines up.
You and I can't be the murderer. It seems too obvious that one of us is the murderer.

Speaker 2 Bring in your brother Steve. Andreas?

Speaker 2 Andreas also doesn't have the balls. He doesn't have the balls.
He's a big talker, small walker. You have the resentment, though.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, that's why you're a good suspect.

Speaker 2 That's how these things work. Yeah, yeah, you're a good suspect.
You know, like George. George would be one of a prime suspect for being a murderer.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I couldn't have murdered him. You know what I mean? I know.

Speaker 2 Any police investigator would be like, well, this guy fucking did it. Yeah.
For sure. Yeah, it would have to be someone like

Speaker 2 underneath. Oh, my God.
I know who did it.

Speaker 2 Turn around.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. My mom.
Bobby's mom. That would be the biggest shock.
I think you're right. That would be the biggest shock.
It's just, you see me in a room with a knife. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then I remove my own skin to reveal I'm Bobby mom underneath. That's funny.
And that's her line. She pulls off.

Speaker 2 She goes, I'm Bobby Montana. And she's Bobby Montana.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 But there's no motive. None.

Speaker 2 Like, why would she kill McConnell? She doesn't even know McConney exists. It doesn't matter.
She just gets right back on her iPad.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow, wow. Yeah.
And that's

Speaker 2 that kind of movie I like. Maybe.
Leave it up to the audience to figure out why. What's the purpose? Yeah.
What's the depth of this?

Speaker 2 And I discover it. You know.
I discover it at the end. Yeah.
And I have a, you know, really fucking scene. And,

Speaker 2 you know. Ooh, you're emotional.

Speaker 2 I like that, dude. That was good.
I didn't do it yet. Do it again.
I'm not doing it. Sorry.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Please do it. I'm not in the mood.
Please do it.

Speaker 2 And the line is, welcome to the hotel.

Speaker 2 Okay, dude. Okay, dude.

Speaker 2 You dug me earlier. You dug me.
Well, you dugged me earlier. Yeah, yeah.
I dugged you earlier. You stopped dugging me.
Yeah, all right. That's good.
I deserved it. Thank you.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So that's a good whodunit. I think we should do a whodunit murder mystery.
Yeah. I really would love to.
They are so fucking. Or an a Nora 2.

Speaker 2 Okay, and let me clear the air. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I actually didn't hate the movie.

Speaker 2 I just need more

Speaker 2 spins. You need to spin me out more.
Emotionally thrust me. If you're going to give me a heartbreaking story.

Speaker 2 I love being spinned around. Spin me around, baby.
Yeah. Spin me.
I wanted to see more. Also, the Armenians in the movie aren't.
Oh. They're not even mean.
Oh. have you ever met a fucking Armenian?

Speaker 2 Yeah. They were like, you've never met him? I'm taking a sushi right up the street.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It just was different. What do you got back there that you're fuddling around with? Oh, we got some stuff for Bobby because he keeps talking about it.
Oh, oh, this is old fairy donut and the gold.

Speaker 2 How old are these? They just got them today.

Speaker 2 Yeah, today. Today.
Yeah, of course. So you're saying they're not good.
No, no, no, no. Incorrect.

Speaker 2 We rewind the fucking tape. I said that I prefer an old-school run-of-the-mill donut shop.
So, do you have an old-school donut to it? Yes. Bring it out.
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 Thank you. This is fun.
This is really good. And this is an old fairy donut and a holy grail donut.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And he's got, which one did you get? A Winchell's? Winchell's. Winchell's.
Fantastic. It's exactly what I like.
An old school Winchell's.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you're going to know the difference once you put it in your mouth. Of course I will.

Speaker 2 No, but the shittiest one, just to prove your point, you go, oh, the shittiest one. No, no, I promise I won't.
All right, so give me a plate. You have a plate? No, No, we don't need plates.

Speaker 2 You just fucking just give me one that you think this. When have you used a plate?

Speaker 2 That's also very true. Oh, so you're just going to take a bite of it.
There's no closing your eyes or anything?

Speaker 2 Well, the guys could have set it up differently, but they already did it. Oh, shit.
All right, so. Just give me, let me see.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Did you get the good one here from that? Of course. Do we have a little knife? No, you don't have the one with the fucking passage yell.

Speaker 2 Do we have a knife? Yeah. Just give me a little knife.
Oh, my God. You got the worst ones.
Let me see. Are they really that bad?

Speaker 2 McCone.

Speaker 2 You know what? I didn't want to get crazy flavors so they wouldn't go bad. I wanted to get basic stuff.

Speaker 2 But this is not proving my point. You got the worst ones there.
No, but they're quality. No, no, no.
It's not. It's not.

Speaker 2 Oh, he does. Oh, I understand what he's saying.

Speaker 2 It's a control, like it's a scientific experiment. Yeah, like they're all the same.

Speaker 2 So what is this called? No, but that's the point. The point is, is that

Speaker 2 I honestly believe that this isn't even fucking fairy donut. If I look it up.

Speaker 2 No, no, I think you've... no, I dude, fuck you, fuck you, dude.
Hold on, Harry, hold on, hold on, dude. Yeah, hold on, dude.
Hold on, dude. No, no, hold on.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it right now, dude. No holding.
Yeah, fairy.

Speaker 2 So this is the holy grail. This is the one with what?

Speaker 2 Cinnamon, I believe. Cinnamon and old fairy donut.
Hold on.

Speaker 2 Okay. This is cinnamon and coconut.
Yeah. Okay.
So I look at the old fairy donut list. Give me that one.
These donuts are not on the list.

Speaker 2 You're a fucking liar.

Speaker 2 No, i'm not

Speaker 2 no i'm not dude i promise

Speaker 2 beat him up

Speaker 2 kick his ass dude

Speaker 2 they don't have those donuts on the fucking menu dude it's just glazed everyone has glaze no they don't i've been there they don't have that no it was a thing for postmates it was a special month

Speaker 2 if i go to postmates

Speaker 2 i better be able to dude it was an it was

Speaker 2 not the real this is fucking this is fucking wind no well i want to try it

Speaker 2 I'm going to go to Uber Eats. No, no, no, no.
I'm going to look it up right now. I'm sorry.
Fuck you. Let me try it.
No, no, you don't try to try yet. I'm so passionate about food.

Speaker 2 No, I don't like being lied to. Here, well, look at this.
Let me try this. Old Fairy Donut.
I tell you, we need to the blindfolds. Oh, my God.
Yeah, so here we go.

Speaker 2 Okay, I want to go to Old Fairy. Let's see.

Speaker 2 The donut. Let's see.
That'd be a nice day.

Speaker 2 Dude. Yeah, they don't have that in delivery.
Yeah, on Uber Eats, they do. It's It's an exclusive.
No, it's not exclusive. No.

Speaker 2 Okay, how about this? No, no, no, I'm not eating that. Hold on.
No, stop. So good.
Let me ask you something. Honestly, look at me right now, Dead, okay? Yeah.

Speaker 2 On my mother's life. Oh, this is an easy one.
On

Speaker 2 my life. Harder? Yeah, on my life,

Speaker 2 is this from Old Fairy Donut?

Speaker 2 On my life, there are

Speaker 2 old fairy donuts on the table.

Speaker 2 In this box.

Speaker 2 You don't have to get that specific

Speaker 2 in this box in in a box yeah in this old fairy

Speaker 2 in this box the room there are old fairy

Speaker 2 i'm not fucking around there bro why is like this out of all things that making you the most mad because it's supposed to be a fucking

Speaker 2 you know i mean an ex a contest it's a blind test right yeah and if this is not the actual thing then i'm gonna lose bro my point is if you like it so much you would know and it's like, there's the PB and J one, there's the fucking Raspberry Glade, Lemon Poppy.

Speaker 2 They don't have shit like that. Do you remember how much you like the Erwan water?

Speaker 2 Andrew, how do you like your old fairy? I gotta tell you. The Winchells bag.
Winchell's. Winchell's is great.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 These are all old fairy donuts.

Speaker 2 Aren't they? No, they're not. None of them are.
These are old fairy, right? Yeah. Real.
Are they right there? There they are. Okay.
Those are the real deals.

Speaker 2 These are holy grail. These are holy grail.
I mean,

Speaker 2 you know what I mean? I don't know why you got so mad. I don't know either, man.
It's crazy. It's pretty fucking crazy, dog.

Speaker 2 Okay, so. No, I'll tell you why, dude.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 I'll tell you why. Okay.
Listen,

Speaker 2 I'm at a Michelin star. I work for the Michelin star.
Right? You're the Michelin man. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Let me rework it. Bro, someone at home, a fan, please draw him as the Michelin man and submit it right

Speaker 2 now. Thank you.
All right. What I'm saying is, let's say I own a restaurant.
I know the Michelin star guys are coming. Right.
They're on the way. And then my chef goes, you know what?

Speaker 2 I'm just going to go to Arby's

Speaker 2 and put those on the plate. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 And then they get no stars and they get nothing. That's my point.
This contest is supposed to be real.

Speaker 2 Okay? To prove a point, but you're trying to trick my mind. Yeah, I mean.
And make me look like a fool. And I don't like it.
Give me those. Here you go.

Speaker 2 All right, so this is

Speaker 2 this is your beloved.

Speaker 2 Ah, what is this?

Speaker 2 Very, very

Speaker 2 okay. These are the original glazed.
It's very fair. And what's this one? It's a fairy dark.
That's the pistachio. It's a matcha.
It's matcha. I refuse.
I'm saying. What? That's, you know what?

Speaker 2 You fucking eat a matcha fucking donut. That's insane.
Get fucked, you nerd. Matcha.
It's fucking gross. I'm going to eat the fucking irregular.
Let me see.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Come get these, please.
Because before I get so fucking fat that I'm going to pass out. By the way, it is hard to not continue to eat all these donuts.
I do want to keep this one.

Speaker 2 What he just said. Bobby, I can tell when you start to slow down.
Thank you. So you put in a donut break in it?

Speaker 2 We're slowing down. We're going to put the donut thing in there.

Speaker 2 That's what you're saying. No.
I don't know where it's from. I don't trust it.
It says the holy. That's the holy grail.
Yeah, whatever, dude. Do you want it? No.
I don't trust it. You will.
Anyway,

Speaker 2 next time we do some sort of water contest, you know what I mean? Or anything like that, no deception. Because I want to be able to fight for my right to be the right one.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, this isn't a comedy podcast, buddy. This is a food podcast.

Speaker 2 I know, but I don't like being deceived. Never again.
Shall it happen? Coney. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Get this out of here.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
We'll get back to something good in a second. We have to get back.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Never again.

Speaker 2 You know what?

Speaker 2 Andres is the leader of all that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.
You're the leader of all this bullshit.

Speaker 2 This isn't, hold on. This is incredible.
Joe Piscopo in a Miller Light commercial.

Speaker 2 We got tagged on this.

Speaker 2 This was a Miller Light commercial from 1987. For people that don't know, Joe Piscopo was a comedian.
He was on Saturday Night Live. Watch this.
Was Bruce Lee still alive? No. In 87? Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Didn't he die in like the 90s? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 4 I am a master of ancient art of karate, kung fu, and the Chinese chapel.

Speaker 4 With the wonder master's culturalizing.

Speaker 4 I always reached what called the Miller Light.

Speaker 4 Light sense great. Lightless affiliate, too.

Speaker 4 Hey, anybody want the pepperoni?

Speaker 2 Ancient properties. Only one light mirror.

Speaker 4 Miller-like.

Speaker 2 Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Why can't we do these campaigns today? It's racist.
It is.

Speaker 2 A little bit. I can see some people get offended.
I would like it. Well, here's the problem I have with it.
He does an accent for almost every line except for Mirror Wright.

Speaker 2 He doesn't even do the funniest one.

Speaker 2 The product is Miller-like.

Speaker 2 Executives did that. Hey, hey, Joe.

Speaker 2 can you just

Speaker 2 liking what I did on set? Yeah, but Joe, can you clearly say Miller-like? You're saying Mira Right. Yeah, well, you guys drink Mira Rite.

Speaker 2 I'm white. I'm just an executive.
No, no, I'm saying this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why'd you say you guys? Yeah, you guys. You look not white.
I'm tan. Okay.
Okay. All right.
Yeah. Are you tired?

Speaker 2 You look tired. No, there was an eclipse.
Oh, there was. Yeah, yeah.
Did you look up into it? Yeah, I looked way

Speaker 2 right into that sun. Don't do that.
Okay, I know. My bad.
Yeah, no, the next take, I'll say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So next time, can you say say and action? Reach for a cold, the mirror, right? No,

Speaker 2 you did it again. Did I do it again? Yes.
Wow, it doesn't sound like I'm doing it. Look at me right now, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Miller. Mira.
No, not mirror. Oh, this is not Snow White.
Oh, okay. Mira, Mira on the wall.

Speaker 2 Do that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and action.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yebo stepmother.
I think if Disney's going to remake all those movies, they might as well do it with an Asian accent. Speaking of that, thank you for bringing it up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, thank you for bringing that up. What? Speaking of that,

Speaker 2 thank you.

Speaker 2 Do you remember that a couple of weeks ago we talked about Snow White? Yeah. And he said he was going to make a certain amount of money? I don't remember it.
Yeah, he did. Who said it? Andreas.

Speaker 2 I'll bet you $100.

Speaker 2 He was wrong. I was right.
How much money has it made so far? Well, we looked. This is the problem, is it's only opening weekend, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 It did worse than Dumbo. It's not looking good.

Speaker 2 It's the worst opening weekend of any history. Bobby was scared after seeing the trailer and made me cut that portion of the other episode.

Speaker 2 So that bet is off.

Speaker 2 Just because you cut the fucking portion of it doesn't mean that the bet is off.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. You don't know.
Wait a minute. Right.
I was there. We made a bet, dude.

Speaker 2 Wait a minute. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You made a bet. Yes.
Then you called him and told him to remove something from the show. Because I saw a trailer in the movie theater and I go, oh my God, it might be good.
It might be good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I didn't recant it, right? I didn't recant it. You didn't make them take it out of the episode.
You know how Disney makes their trailers all majestic and magical?

Speaker 2 Did you make him take it out of the episode? Yes. Yes.
Bets are off.

Speaker 2 You didn't stand by it publicly.

Speaker 2 So then the bet's off. That's crazy.
You can't do that. And by the way,

Speaker 2 it was $100?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Okay, you owe him $50 then.
That's right. That's right.

Speaker 2 You owe me something. Oh, you owe him $50.
You owe him half. You owe me something.
Okay. So it's only made, it made $42 million.
What is it at $88 worldwide?

Speaker 2 And it's a $400 million movie, which means what? Another. It's at $270.
No, it's a $400 million film.

Speaker 2 With advertising

Speaker 2 all the money that's in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 They said it's actually north of $400 million. So they have to make probably $700 million to

Speaker 2 close to a billion for this to be what they want. Lucrative, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was, and it was,

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 they're difficult to do live actions.

Speaker 2 Based on

Speaker 2 fucking, yeah. I mean, based on

Speaker 2 an IP that's already existed. Yeah, but you don't think it's hard to do much? I think it's easy.
That's why they keep doing it. Well, it's easier to do because the scripts are already there.

Speaker 2 I mean, the ideas are there. But what you can't do is change it,

Speaker 2 is what they try to do. And what do they try to change it into? What reason is the...

Speaker 2 The two girls didn't like each other. The two actresses.
Isn't Gal Godot in that? Yeah. She's maleficent.
Yeah. Yeah, and she's...
pro-Israeli because she was on the special forces.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, time out, time out. What the fuck does that have to do with Snow White? Is Snow White in the United States? Because Rachel Zegler, Rachel Zegler is

Speaker 2 pro-Palestine. Oh, that's a real thing? I've never heard of that.
Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, obviously Gal Godo is Israel.
Right, of course. Right.
But I don't think that.

Speaker 2 I think what it was was a number of things. Is Rachel Ziegler, is she, what is she? She's Mexican.
She's Mexican. Yeah, yeah.
So I'm going to tell you something, okay?

Speaker 2 There's a couple of other elements to it, and I think we can keep this in. Yeah.
Okay. Because I'm very clear about it.
I didn't know about the Israel-Palestine part of it.

Speaker 2 So what? They hated working with each other, obviously? So, the two things that they fucked up, they didn't even want to do a premiere with the two of them.

Speaker 2 It will always be Free Palestine, she writes. May 20.
That's May 17th, 20. That's May 2021.
Yeah. Wow, that's a long time ago.
They shot this a long time ago. They shot this four years ago?

Speaker 2 No, it had to have been two years ago. I got this from August 12th.
I love you all so much. Thank you for the love and 120 million views on our trailer in just 24 hours.
What a world win.

Speaker 2 I'm in the thick of rehearsals for Romeo and Juliet, so I'm going to get out of here. Bye for now.
And always remember Free Palestine, she says, Rachel Ziegler. That was August 12th.

Speaker 2 Okay, so, but I don't think that that was the main thing. There's two other elements.

Speaker 2 Peter Dinklinch.

Speaker 2 Peter Dinklich. He plays all the dwarves? No.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 I said

Speaker 2 on a talk show, he said, I don't know which one. It was like, they're doing that Snow White again for these dwarves.

Speaker 2 It's old thinking when it comes to the way people look at little people. I think it's bullshit.
Yada, yada, yada. Disney took him seriously.
So they made the dwarves just six, you know,

Speaker 2 yeah, we already talked about, right?

Speaker 2 Those are not the, they made it all CGI. No, it's all CGI now.
After that. So that, no, those, those leaks weren't real? Yeah, those leaks are part.
They're a group of bandits in the movie. And

Speaker 2 they're unreal dwarf in them. Okay.
We just saw an image of it two things ago. There they are right there.
They're all CGI. Yeah.
They're CGI. They look, I heard the CGI is not good.
Not great. Right.

Speaker 2 And then also Rachel Ziegler's comments about.

Speaker 2 you know, it's not the 50s, you know what I mean? So we don't need a Prince Charming because women can, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 What? What can they do?

Speaker 2 They can't be president, I'll tell you that. I know, but they can,

Speaker 2 they don't need a Prince Charming to help them in their quest to save them. To save them, yeah.
And so what's the premise of this film?

Speaker 2 I haven't seen it. No, I'm serious.
It's basically the same movie. It's just she fights.

Speaker 2 There's some controversies in it that I think bogged it down but here's my curiosity mostly it's her uh the comments outside the movie but it can't be the fucking palestine israel shit because people over the people in fucking china that would see this don't give a fuck they don't care that's what i'm saying that like the bit the billions that would be earned in other parts of the world don't concern themselves with that you know what i mean so it's got to be something else it's got to be the buzz the buzzword well the dwarves the sea it scared kids That does look a little creepy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, some of the kids were scared from it. And then they're supposed to be like likable.

Speaker 2 you know i mean lovable oh oh that that dwarf on the left i know him

Speaker 2 that's who is it that is not good no no no seriously i know him that dwarf on the left yeah he's the guy he's got some charges pending against oh i see that's probably what did this and then and and then the third or fourth controversy is people's argument well how can rachel ziggler be the prettiest one

Speaker 2 in that world if Gal Godot is hotter. Is that what people say? Yeah.
People are saying that Gal Godot is prettier, so it doesn't make any sense. But I don't.

Speaker 2 another Trump thing. People are saying.

Speaker 2 If you say people are saying, people are saying Ziggler didn't do it for them. Did Godot does it? So the movie, what do we think? This thing is going to cost them.

Speaker 2 And she's doing Romeo and Juliet now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe. Best Romeo and Juliet they ever made? DiCaprio.
Leo. It was the best.
The best. The soundtrack was, by the way.
Incredible. I had this fucking CD.
That soundtrack was so good.

Speaker 2 It was so good. Look up the music for Romeo and Juliet at Leonardo Day.
That's so good. Romeo Plus.

Speaker 2 Romeo what? Plus. Yeah, Romeo Plus Juliet, Right.
Whatever the fuck they wanted to. That was so good.
Look at this soundtrack. And look at this song.
Here, zoom in a little bit. Oh, damn.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Yeah. The fucking garbage number one crush was so

Speaker 2 Desiree butthole surfers, the cardigans,

Speaker 2 radio head, dude. This whole thing, this.
I remember this movie being like, man, whoever organized the music.

Speaker 2 In fact, when I first started working on my PA job, when I first moved out here, I met the guy at the studio who made soundtracks for the movies. Wow.
And they did Bottle Rocket.

Speaker 2 Oh, I love Bottle Rocket. And I was like, man, dude, that's the coolest fucking job on earth.
How did you get that? And he was like, oh, I was in AR at another at a

Speaker 2 radio, I mean, a record label and blah, blah. And then I was like, what if I want to do that? And he was like, oh, man, you're not going to.

Speaker 2 You could, though, because you have a vast knowledge of music. I know, but you know what he said? You have to be sucked into the music world.
And then they like.

Speaker 2 You know what it is? It's a job. And this is something that you know that our audience.

Speaker 2 It's hard to describe. You know what it is? It's loopers.
Do you know loopers? Yeah.

Speaker 2 People that don't know what a looper is, when you watch a TV show and you just see someone in a bar, there's chatter in the background at the bar. That's not real from when they filmed.

Speaker 2 They have groups of people called loopers that go in every day to the studios and they do background noise, just chatter and talking to fill the spaces of television and film.

Speaker 2 And they make incredible money. I'm not even fucking kidding.

Speaker 2 My old neighbor was a looper, and he made fucking a couple hundred grand a year,

Speaker 2 12 years ago, and he would just go in every day. Wow.
And loop.

Speaker 2 looper he was a looper i love loopers dude look at this good movie 180 000 good movie too

Speaker 2 180 grand to fucking go in every day just talk in the background so i did something gross yesterday i wasn't gonna bring it up i don't know why this just brought it up

Speaker 2 tell me if this is wrong so i'm doing the last day of this movie i did was so right so i'm in make last day of the what this movie i'm in the last day last yesterday was my last day what's it called new year's rev

Speaker 2 that is a good title fuck yeah dude new year's rev yeah rev yeah who's rev

Speaker 2 it's short for revolution call just say the whole thing then okay it looks cool smells cooler with new year's rev

Speaker 2 and this is the green day movie yeah

Speaker 2 and it's produced by green bet green day yeah it was written by lee and um and lee harvey oswald no um

Speaker 2 no dude But yeah, those are the kids. So it's them as it's their story.

Speaker 2 The story is the story is three kids that were told that they were going to open for Green Day, but when they show up to the fucking Palladium, they were lied to.

Speaker 2 So they try to sneak in and try to get the opening gig still. And I play a security guard.
That's not the point. Okay.
The point. Security guard.
Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 I like security guard. Yeah.
Palladium security. So they were.
Welcome to the Palladium.

Speaker 2 So I was sitting in makeup, right? I'm sitting in makeup, and they were playing like just standard like rock, like killers, all that stuff in the in the thing. And I go, why are you playing this rock?

Speaker 2 They go, well, I mean, we think Billy's coming in, right? I go, you don't do that.

Speaker 2 And they go, what do you mean? I go, you got to be cool. Gotta be cool.
Yeah. So I go, put some Brian Eno on.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 He comes out and sits down, right? And I already talked to him before. But I start going, yeah, so Brian Eno, you know, he was the keyboardist for the

Speaker 2 Roxy music.

Speaker 2 Did the first two albums became a very prolific i think i was purposely talking about brian brian you know to make billy think that i knew about music what did he say no he was like yeah that's right that's right and he did that he kind of added on and then after i was done with my thing i just kind of went toward and put my hands in my pocket yeah so what came first you guys or jawbreaker which is another like three-piece you know i mean

Speaker 2 power power punk back

Speaker 2 Did he hate it? I think so. I think he knew what I was doing, right? Yeah, yeah, I go, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, but you guys really, you know, you guys really did it, huh?

Speaker 2 He's like, why'd you bring up Job Record? I was, I don't know. He didn't say that.
I bet you was thinking. In his mind, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did you bring it up?

Speaker 2 You were trying to show off. I'm trying to show him that I have some knowledge about music, that we can get some sort of sort of rapport going.

Speaker 2 Although I've known him for many years, you know what I mean? But it's like, you know, I did little social things, right? That were gross in my mind at the time.

Speaker 2 But I don't know if anyone thought knew I was. It's not that big of a deal.
It's not that big of a deal. Can I get your line as a security guard? What's a line? I have a lot of lines in it.

Speaker 2 What are they?

Speaker 2 I mean, I could pull out my sides. You don't remember them? No, because,

Speaker 2 I mean, it's okay. So

Speaker 2 let me, okay. Yesterday's line was,

Speaker 2 you know, I'm not offended that you snuck in. It's the line I care about.
Like, you don't know Green Day. And then Billy Joel walks by.
I go, oh, here's your chance.

Speaker 2 Hey, Billy Joel, you know this kid, right? And this kid, the kid go, and then Billy actually turns around and goes, oh, I heard your demo. Fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 And in the midst of their conversation, I'm jealous, right? Because this kid does know, right?

Speaker 2 So I just blurred out. I play the keys.
I'm in an experimental jazz band. You know, I went to church with

Speaker 2 Keith Jarrett, which is a random thing. You know what I mean? My name is Otis Wong.
Some people call me the Wong. You know what I mean? And he kind of drifts away.
And then the kid just goes, pats me

Speaker 2 in the chest, and he walks away. That was yesterday's one of the scenes yesterday.

Speaker 2 It's going to be good.

Speaker 2 This is going to be good. I hate that you did this.
What did I do? Did you read it just like that? No, I was just trying to rememorize things. I think it's going to be good.

Speaker 2 I hate what you're doing right now. I didn't do anything.
I think it's going to be good. Bobby Lee?

Speaker 2 Am I not even in there? Oh, my God. McKenna Grace, Jenna Fisher, Mason Thomas, Fred Armison.
Damn, there's a lot of people in there. Angela Kingsley, Kinley.
Okay. Trey Cool.
Yeah, Trey Cool.

Speaker 2 Well, the whole band is, obviously.

Speaker 2 Go all the way down to the last credit.

Speaker 2 That's where I'd be. No, you wouldn't be.
Bar Patron. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Maurice. Do you see Matt West Fallon?

Speaker 2 I got a little bit of advice to Maurice Quintel Simmons. Yeah.
Just do Maurice Quinton. Do you remember any of your lines from Dave? Oh, God, yeah.
Tell me one.

Speaker 2 Dave, come on. We have to get back to making the album.

Speaker 2 The whole fucking show. Very good.

Speaker 2 The whole fucking show come on Dave stop goofing around so it wasn't that embarrassing what I did no something that people would do no yeah it's not as embarrassing as the bong jun-ho the director thing I don't think that was that embarrassing that wasn't that's not on you that's on that guy

Speaker 2 yeah yeah and I feel like that guy owes me a job

Speaker 2 you know what he did yeah he did a simple thing Where you know when someone says like, oh, I've seen that thing that you did, da-da-da, and they're probably thinking of something that you did.

Speaker 2 That's not what I'm thinking. You think he thought you were in that other? If he liked it, I think Jimmy Oyang was on it and he didn't boggle the name.
No fucking way.

Speaker 2 You don't look at anything like Jimmy O.

Speaker 2 If he liked that show or movie that much, you really think he wouldn't know who the fuck you are? I think he thought of something else and mistook the title for a thing that you did.

Speaker 2 Oh, I loved you on Wrong Missy with that hotel line.

Speaker 2 Give me the line. Welcome to the hotel.
So good.

Speaker 2 You kill it. I can't believe White Lotus didn't call.

Speaker 2 You're a movie star, man.

Speaker 2 You've always been a movie star. You're a movie star.
Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 It's all ruined. You didn't get the pistachio one.
We're going to cut this whole segment out.

Speaker 2 I'm going to get the donuts next time. Okay.
We're cutting this out. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 2 None of these are winchels.

Speaker 2 Some of them are.

Speaker 2 Those.

Speaker 2 I know. I can tell.
Okay.

Speaker 2 And I got to tell you, try one of those.

Speaker 2 Try one of those in that box. I'm dead serious.

Speaker 2 This is the windshield. Let me see what they have.
Let me see which one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, try that one.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Fucking terrible. Click on.

Speaker 2 That's so. The breading.
The breading.

Speaker 2 Eat the pink one with the breading. I love eating the pink one.

Speaker 2 And if you lie about this, I'll know.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 You know it, right?