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Guess who's charming?

Who's charming?

You are, dude.

You're a charm, charm, charmer, dude.

Dapper, when you get a little buzz, my friend, you get like, good evening.

Dapper.

Hello.

And you get

extremely charming.

Well, that's better than Jekyll and Hyde.

I don't like start getting angry and fighting people when I have a couple of cocktails.

You introduced me to a friend.

I was trying to be polite and nice and ingratiate myself to her.

And I was like, hey, how are you?

And I gave her a hug.

And she actually said, oh, we're hugging.

I know, but she said that she goes, Oh, we're hugging.

It was a 50-50.

Like, we were in the car, we had dinner, and then Andrew calls me.

He goes, We're over at so-and-so, right?

And I go, Okay.

And he's like, DeRosa's here.

I can say that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I go, Okay.

And he goes, You said, Come on, bye.

I wanted you to come by.

So I brought, it was 50-50.

So I said to her, I go, we, you know, because I know that you're doing a little drink, drink, drink, right?

You're drink, drink, drink.

With him, it's bad.

Yeah, yeah, it got bad.

Yeah.

I heard it got bad later.

I was drinking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I heard you got wild.

What did I do?

No, I'm going to tell you.

Let's recap, okay?

Okay.

So then

I go, you know, I don't know what you're going to say.

Jekyll or Hyde?

It can't get Hyde.

When does it get Hyde?

And it can also get Jekyll.

When have I hided with you?

Hyde is the good one, right?

I don't even know.

Yeah,

which one's the bad one?

I don't know.

Yeah,

I think Jekyll's the bad one.

Jekyll sounds like the bad one.

Jekyll, yeah, like a Jekyll.

So you might get Jekyll.

And she's like, what do you mean?

I go, we'll see.

We come, and as soon as I say it, I go, it's Hyde.

Because you stood up and you have this like little smirk.

It's very

Casablanca.

Hello.

Hello, my dear.

You know what I mean?

Like, good evening.

Maybe not today.

Maybe not today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's very like that.

So I'm like, oh, thank God it's Hyde.

So we, no, being real.

I've never sit down.

And then what Hyde does is he just becomes very like a lot of questions.

I'm interested in her.

Too many questions.

Okay.

Okay.

But is that a real thing?

You meet someone for the first time.

I want to know.

I'm interested in her.

Now, there are memes about this where your friend all of a sudden becomes a comedian around your girl.

I was being, I was too charming.

Asking someone, like, hey, what is this about that I've heard about you?

Can I say it?

Yeah, but just the whole, the way you hold up a prosciutto.

Yeah, I don't like.

Chicken wings?

We were eating chicken wings.

Whatever it was.

What if it's just the way you know the way i was eating everything your pinkies are out all three fingers are out it's very like you told me she's a witch and they you're asking salem witch like you know what i mean like the salem witch trials witch how do i know that there's a difference yeah it's like saying that it's it's not like she's a vampire that that's why you were asking her that kind of line of question no i didn't yeah i mean what's it like at the coven you asked about a coven i said what's up did you ask about a coven i said what's up with the coven

how is it she's one of those like um

burning man you know i mean you know um holistic you know what i mean shangri-la the witches the witches that i hang out with yeah are at the coven okay they're coven witches right so she does it double double boiling trouble it's more of a um boil boil

It's more of a self-help, you know,

spiritual thing.

No, she's very nice.

But

asking about the coven and all that stuff was a little different.

I didn't ask about the coven.

There was a coven question.

I don't even know what the coven is.

Either it was you or your friend.

Your friend, he goes, well, is there a group?

And I looked at him and I go, when you say group, do you mean coven?

Yeah, you?

And then he goes, yeah, that's what I meant.

That's on you.

No, that's on him.

That's a part of you.

He said, is there a group?

Yeah.

But the way he said it was, I know what you're leading.

There's a pot.

You know what I mean?

But you have boiling green, whatever, whatever.

Does she have a pot?

Toad feet.

Does she have a pot?

No, she has none of that.

No spells.

Crystals.

I did do a spell on you.

Fuck you then.

Yeah, he told me he did a spell on me.