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So I gave you $100 to go to Wii Spot.

Why?

Because you're sleeping in the studio because your apartment, there's some sort of disaster.

There's lead in the walls.

Yeah.

How do you even know that, dude?

What are you, Superman?

I didn't know.

Can you see through the walls at home?

Wait, wait, can Superman see through lead or he can't?

He can get X-ray vision.

He can't see through lead, though, I don't think.

What do you mean?

He can see that there's lead lead in the walls that's what i'm saying yeah yeah

superman cannot see through lead that's what i'm saying i just told you that how can he not see through lead i know out of all the things lead i can see through lead the guy can is faster than a fucking train yeah he can jump over a building that's 50 stories high yeah he can't see through lead yeah i know give me a break he can see through copper but lead is known for its density and ability to block x-rays that's why lead aprons are used in medical settings to protect patients and superman from coming in and taking over a small business business.

And Lex Luthor plays fortress or whatever, his little compound full of lead.

Full of lead.

Yeah.

Anyway, I gave you $100.

I don't know why we got, oh, the lead at your apartment.

And what I'm going to say is, then I said the go sleep at We Spa, which is a Korean spa in

Koreatown, open 24-7.

It's a nice spa.

There's a restaurant.

There's a bunch of facilities, dry sauna, workouts.

If you're over 5'8, it's hard to sleep in those beds.

Yeah.

I'm just telling you.

Why?

Because they're short.

They're for little Asians.

They're not made for full-sized adults.

Yeah.

That was the big issue.

But you also had an issue with the cleanliness of it or no.

Or no.

It's a very clean place.

I don't know.

It's just a thing about, like, because you are naked.

Being naked with a bunch of strangers in like a soup, like, hot tub is just very, it's odd.

Soup?

That's what it felt like.

Like, I never heard it was.

I never heard the candor.

Can I get the wee spa soup?

It felt like I was a boy.

Like, what are you talking about?

It's water.

You would have never lasted a day in ancient Rome.

We used to do that all the time.

Remember back in the day?

You and I, dude?

Woo!

Love, love,

and we mixed it with other species.

Oh, yeah.

There were monkeys running around.

I don't care, dude.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, honestly, this is my problem with this, though.

He says he goes, he can't, the bed's too small, blah, blah, blah.

And I said, I already offered you to sleep at the house multiple times.

Your house.

Turn it down.

Yeah.

He showers at my house.

He showered there a few times already.

And I said, you're more than welcome, dude.

But I think he likes the sadness of sleeping at the studio.

I don't want to inconvenience anyone.

I like being able to come and go at my own.

Well, that's really what it is.

Because you know you're allowed to at my house.

I know.

He just doesn't, he feels like he doesn't want to.

I don't want to intrude.

I know.

It reminds me of this.

When I was struggling for a very long time in this business, I knew I had friends, you know, you know headliners that are millionaires.

Yeah.

Right.

But like, you can't pay rent.

Right.

So like, should I call so-and-so?

And I was always, so I'd only call my parents.

Oh, because you're afraid of inconvenience.

I think that's what it is.

But also, you're like, they don't want me in the house.

I'm just a pig.

And it's fine here.

I like the couch.

And then Mencio would be like, bro, fuck again, dude?

Like every three days.

Here's 500 bucks, bro.

But what the fuck, bro?

Well, you're just struggling.

Yeah, I was struggling.

He's making 500

a minute.

Paulie never.

Dude, you just, it's a part of your story, dude.

Not eating, dude, is a part of your story, brah.

He's right.

right, right.

And I'm like, okay, I won't eat.

One time,

I heard a story from Sandy Danto.

Did I tell you this story on here?

Yeah.

That Paulie, one time, they went out for lunch.

They went out for a subway when they were on the road together.

I have some stories too.

Yeah, go ahead.

They went out for a subway, and Paulie goes,

Sandy's like, we'll just take an Italian foot long.

And Pauli goes, smart, dude, half now and eat the other half for dinner.

Eat the other half for dinner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he did.

And then Sandy was like, kind of wanted the whole thing now.

And he was like, nah, dude.

Yeah.

Half now, half later.

I used to go on the road, road he would go dude it's your time to pay dude no yeah dude i'm like where are we going pot belly yeah yeah yeah sandwiches bro why don't we go to cvs we'll just get some snacks but he was always gracious and i love polyput um another time i already told you the jambaju story right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah we've already said that many times in this podcast yeah yeah i know i'm gonna say it again though say it

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