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Monkey philosophy, you know?

He was giving me monkey philosophy.

Who was giving you monkey philosophy?

What?

Todo, right there, dude.

From Wizard of Oz.

Give us a monkey philosophy, dude.

It's really helpful.

What?

Give me a monkey philosophy.

He goes, you don't.

You're sick again?

Dude, the guy, every time he.

I go,

I was just telling monkey.

I believe in today's.

He goes, he goes.

Dude, you suck.

When you you grab one branch don't let go oh oh no only grab this one when you let what is it i said you don't want to let go of the branch before you grab that next one yes that's what i know that's old monkey philosophy that's unknown i love monkey philosophy hey let's give us some more i love monkey philosophy last night bob i watched the the disappearance of the girl from the cruise ship Did you watch this documentary already?

No, I only watched the one with Asian people in it.

The one that disappeared at that hotel.

Remember they found out her in the water tank?

Oh, I love that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Only Asian girl disappearances I do.

Okay.

Was she white?

She's a white.

Yeah.

Don't tell me about it because I'm going to watch it.

Amy Bradley, it's fantastic.

Okay.

It'll drive you nuts.

It will.

It'll drive you nuts.

Did she end up in a tank?

She, uh,

I only watch it when she ends up in a water tank.

She ends up on a tank.

They force her to be in the army after this.

Wow.

She's got the haircut.

Yeah, I don't want to go.

I don't want to rip on her because

I don't know.

If you don't know if she's dead, that's funny.

That's bad.

Or dead.

That's so conscious of you.

No, I'm very mindful about things like that.

I gave you so many compliments this morning on that show, and we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being my

very goes and goes again about the last.

You're my best friend.

I love you too, dude.

No, no, look at me.

Look at me, China.

Did they serve alcohol with your last meal?

Did they serve alcohol with your last meal?

Yeah.

What was your last meal?

Honestly, dude, you're so illiterate.

It's crazy.

You're a little red.

That's what I'm asking.

But you have a little red.

Did you drink a little?

Am I red?

Because I was in the sun.

I'm orange.

What was your last meal?

How quickly will I ship you back to Spain, pig?

You want to go back to Spain, pig?

Do you hear us cough?

Do you hear him literally sick coughing in the booth?

Did you get COVID or what?

No, just a regular.

Regular cough.

Dude, perfect comedic timing.

That's like when my dog farts and stares at me.

When did you get it?

You have COVID again.

There's no doubt.

When did you get this?

Like a few days ago.

So we're going to get sick.

I know.

It's so.

What the fuck are you doing here?

You suck.

You suck.

He shows up to this show sick.

Look, go ahead.

Look at it.

You look terrible.

I want to share everything.

Pig.

Yeah.

I hate him.

No wonder you did monkey philosophy.

Yeah.

Oh, monkey flu stuff he's got.

Monkey paw.

Give us another monkey philosophy, idiot.

Well, I just learned something about dating.

There's this new trend called Shrek him.

He's trying to segue into a clip that

to rip on me.

I respect it.

I don't like it.

I respect it.

Okay, what's Shreking?

Shreking is going viral now.

What is Shrekking?

What is Shreking?

Shreking describes the act of dating down on purpose.

The idea is that you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you walk on, and never hurt you.

They're saying that the girls are Shreking you.

You're shrek, my G.

Mike and Alyssa are always trying to outdo each other.

When Alyssa got a small water bottle, Mike showed up with a four-litre jug.

When Mike started gardening, Alyssa started beekeeping.

Oh, come on.

They called it truce for their holiday and used Expedia Trip Planner to collaborate on all the details of their trip.

Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool.

Whatever.

You were made to outdo your holidays.

We were made to help organize the competition.

Expedia, made to travel.