We Go To Flavortown w/ Guy Fieri

You two are bad friends.

Who are these two idiots?

White dude and an Asian dude.

You two are disgusting.

We're bad friends.

Monkey philosophy, you know?

He was giving me monkey philosophy.

Who was giving you monkey philosophy?

What?

Todo right there, dude.

From Wizard of Oz.

Give us a monkey philosophy, dude.

It's really helpful.

What?

Give me a monkey philosophy.

I was just telling you.

You don't.

You're sick again?

Dude, the guy, every time he.

I was just telling you.

I was just telling Mom.

I believe in today's.

He goes, he goes.

Dude, you suck.

When you grab one branch, don't let go.

Only grab this one.

When you let...

What is it?

I said.

You don't want to let go of the branch before you grab the next one.

Yes, that's what I'm doing.

I know.

That's old monkey philosophy.

Well, I love monkey philosophy.

Hey, give us some more.

I love monkey philosophy.

Last night, Bob, I watched

the disappearance of the girl from the cruise ship.

Did you watch this documentary already?

No, I only watched the one with Asian people in it.

The one that disappeared at that hotel.

Remember, and they found out in her in the water tank?

Oh, I love that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Only Asian girl disappearances I do.

Okay.

Was she white?

She's a white.

Yeah.

Don't tell me about it because I'm going to watch it.

Amy Bradley, it's fantastic.

Okay.

It'll drive you nuts.

It will?

It'll drive you nuts.

Did she end up in a tank?

I only watch it when she ends up in a water tank.

She ends up on a tank.

They force her to be in the army after this.

Wow.

She's got the haircut.

Yeah, I don't want to go.

I don't want to rip on her because

I don't know.

If you don't know if she's dead, that's funny.

Or dead.

It's so conscious of you.

No, I'm very mindful about things like that.

I gave you so many compliments this morning on that show, and we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being my look.

He goes and goes again about the last compliment.

You're my best friend.

I love you too, dude.

No, no, look at me.

Look at me, China.

Did they serve alcohol alcohol with your last meal?

Did they serve alcohol with your last meal?

Yeah.

What was your last meal?

Honestly, dude, you're so illiterate.

It's crazy.

You're red.

That's what I'm asking.

But you have a little red.

Did you drink a little?

Am I red?

Because I was in the sun.

I'm orange.

But they serve alcohol with your last meal.

What was your last meal?

How quickly will I ship you back to Spain, pig?

You want to go back to Spain, pig?

Do you hear us cough?

Do you hear him literally sick coughing in the booth?

Did you get COVID or what?

No, just not regular.

Regular coughing.

Dude, perfect comedic timing.

That's like when my dog farts and stares at me.

When did you get it?

You have COVID again.

There's no doubt about it.

When did you get this?

Like a few days ago.

So we're going to get sick.

I know.

It's so fucking doing here.

You suck.

You suck.

He shows up to the show sick.

Look, go ahead.

Look it up.

You look terrible.

I want to share everything.

I pig.

Yeah.

I hate him.

No wonder you're doing monkey philosophy.

Yeah.

Oh, monkey flu stuff he's got.

Monkey.

Give us another monkey philosophy, idiot.

Well, I just learned something about dating.

There's this new trend called Shreking.

He's trying to segue into a clip

to rip on me.

I respect it.

I don't like it.

I respect it.

Okay, what's Shreking?

Shreking is going viral now.

What is Shrekking?

What is Shreking?

Shreking describes the act of dating down on purpose.

The idea is that you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you walk on, and never hurt you.

They're saying that the girls are shreking you.

You're Shrek, my G.

You're a little Asian Shrek.

Shrekle.

Dare you all Shrekle?

Okay, well, you know what?

Fiona, I have waited so long for this moment.

Dude, Asian Shrek was way better than Scottish Shrek.

Donkey.

Donkey, stop playing around the donkey.

That's you.

You're Shreking.

You do, you get Shrek.

Okay, let me see.

All right, stop it.

Guys, first of all, the bit is over.

That's not funny.

Let me get this straight.

Bobby gets women that are in his league because they're beautiful and so is he.

So that's not funny.

So you're saying that, okay, let me just let me get this straight.

You're saying that that human women, right,

think that I'm some sort of mythological creature.

Kind of.

Yeah, and they're dipping down.

They're not dipping down.

They're choosing.

They're choosing lower.

Lower because they know you'll be wonderful, grateful, appreciative.

But I believe that women are attracted to me, though.

That's what Shrek says.

What I'm saying.

What I'm saying, how do they get juice?

What do you mean, how do they get juice?

How does the juice occur?

It's worth the squeeze, baby.

Yeah.

Huh?

Yeah.

Money.

money yeah he's the squeeze yeah he's got the money well you know what okay i'll date down that i'll date my across

and i will date um fling fling

you know what i mean some four foot two you know i mean ugly

fling fling yeah whatever dude whatever you say yeah whatever you say dude because you know what we got off on the wrong foot i'll tell you that i i came in here positive dude so did i you know i mean supporting your philosophies you know what i mean listening to your last meal i asked you a couple of times what your last meal you ignored me and now you rip on the way I look.

And it's not a really good way to begin.

First of all, I can't talk about the last meal.

The episode doesn't come out yet until when this comes out.

Second of all, I didn't rip on you.

The guys in the booth did.

You laughed like you, when I fell on those fucking blades.

It was funny.

Yeah.

It was funny.

Okay.

The guy brought up a funny beat.

It was a funny beat.

What is this?

Not a comedy show anymore?

It is.

Why are you being so sensitive?

What's going on with you, right?

Because maybe I'm ugly.

Maybe I'm going through a spout where I'm looking in the mirror.

Do you think that's a good thing?

Yeah, I'm thinking about getting work done.

I'm thinking about getting work done done because of this kind of fucking shit, dude.

All right, I'm going to get Botog, my eyes bigger, you know what I mean?

A chin thing like Brad Pitt.

I'm going to do the whole thing.

Now you did that.

Yeah.

Now I'm going to look all fucked up.

Okay.

All right.

Thanks.

You know, I got out of a zimbi because people said I was fat.

Now you look great.

Yeah.

Now I got to do something with my face.

And you'll look better.

Dude, you're proving the point.

We're bullying you into being better.

All right, I'll do it.

No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to do it all.

I think you're good the way you are.

No, I'm doing it all.

I'm doing what you.

The point is, I never called you fat.

Roll the clip.

Roll the clip, bitch.

I never called you fat.

Yeah.

I don't want you to get work done.

And if I don't think I'm a fucking hot person.

I have a little penis, you say.

You say that.

No, you've said that to me before.

It is.

No, it's not.

It's fine.

It's very good.

It's dumb.

Very good.

It's a little rude.

Yeah, yeah.

You're out of pocket.

You have a regular ass dick.

Yeah, but to call it, you know what I mean, the way you call it, Toky the Fung.

That's you're dumb dumb tokey the dum dum you call it toki the dum-dum okay number two so no you've called me fat before have i i've never heard that thank you oh here we go

oh wow

a conspiracy oh bro everything is a conspiracy man so anyway um

talking to the crew outside

and um

i won a little debate there and out the outside what was the debate Well, they had some Lord of the Rings tattoos on their bodies, which is

nerdy.

You like nerd shit?

What are you talking about?

No, I'm nerdy too.

And I gave them some trivia questions.

About Lord of the Rings.

And they answered them quickly.

Oh, they all knew the.

They were hot on the L-O-T-R, huh?

Yeah.

The first question I asked was,

what was...

I can't even fucking talk right now because of the Shrek thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That makes sense.

Shrek hit you that hard?

It's one beat.

Yeah, it hit me.

It's one joke.

Yeah, but when you're going through, like, I'm ugly already in my mind, you're not.

I know, but when it's in my mind, you know what I mean?

Shreko.

Pyuna.

So I asked the guys outside, get it the donkey.

What was Aragon's?

We have to go to the Queso.

Stop!

Bullying!

Donkey!

All right.

What are you talking about, Shreka?

The donkey is also.

did you just go back to this did you see

drew ski in white body oh yeah yeah it's the greatest thing i've ever seen in my fucking life drewski who we love who's trying to get on this show he did white body not white face he became a white dude went to nascar and was like god bless america dude he looks white it's unreal that's drusky that's amazing he's honking at people he dude a black guy walked by he spit on him he spit on him

This guy, he's so funny.

Druski maybe is the funniest guy on the internet right now.

Yeah.

Can I do white?

You can.

Yes.

You should do white body.

Yeah.

Honestly, we should.

And you should be a different color.

Yeah, yeah.

A color that that's not going to get you.

It's a little bit harder to sell.

No, I know.

A color that's not going to get you in trouble.

Okay.

What's that?

Just a tan Mediterranean man.

Okay.

Too close.

What?

You're right on the line.

I know, but you could just say, I'm from Morocco.

You're walking on a lake in April.

That's Africa.

My bad.

You're walking on a frozen lake in April.

It's April.

And it's just a little too late.

It's too icy.

It's too late.

Too late.

The ice is going to crack.

Right.

Yeah, like get off of the, get off.

April's a little too late, Fred.

Well, if I go white, what can you do?

I can be like, well, I can be your white best friend, and we can say wild shit to people when we go out in public.

What's wrong with our society where you can't dress up?

In blackface?

No.

You could be an Indian guy.

I should give you a history book.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's going to blow your mind.

I could give you, you could be, how about this?

You can be Korean.

And I'll allow you to do it.

If I'm with you, I could.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

But also.

That'd be funny.

If he was Korean face.

Well,

we'd have to have you set up the clip.

Like, you'd have to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is my best friend.

My best friend.

We're doing the thing.

I am forcing him to do this.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to quit the podcast.

You just got my mom at gunpoint.

You're like, do it.

Yeah.

Do it.

Yeah.

No, we don't need to do that.

Okay.

That's for him.

He did a great job.

I just have always wanted to win face, but I'll tell you.

Give me the L-O-T-R trivia you wanted to digoge.

I'm so excited about it.

Okay.

I feel like the time has passed.

No, time is now.

Okay.

Well, I asked what was Aragorn's street name.

Oh, it's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you know the answer?

Do I?

Yeah.

Do I.

Yeah, what is it?

No, what the fuck?

Uh-uh.

Strider.

Strider Road?

I don't know his last name in it.

Oh, street name.

I thought you meant like what street he lives on.

I was like, I don't fucking know where he lives.

Look at his house.

No one knows where Aragon lives.

Well, that's a big flaw of the series.

He lives in Gondor now.

What part of Gondor?

Because there's two nice.

Main Street next to the McDonald's behind the Starbomb.

That's actually a bad part of the city.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the second.

We're sending in troops to Gondor.

We've got to clean up.

The second question I asked was,

what did

Gollum say to Frodo and Samuel's Ganchi when they were going through the swamps?

What did they say?

Don't follow the lights.

Okay.

And then that's for all six listeners.

So then they asked me some, and then they and then they stomped me, right?

Forgot even what they were as, but then I said that Dominic Monahan texted me this morning.

Did he really?

Yeah.

What'd he say?

I win.

So you lost something and you made up for it with celebrity.

With knowing something.

Hey.

Carlos.

Carlos.

Hey.

Dominic Monahan texted you.

Yeah.

Huge.

Yeah.

Right?

Famous actor.

So whenever these fans do this bullshit about me in Hollywood, it's like, dude, you guys don't even know.

This guy's just quiet about his bullshit and he brings it out on me.

So what I should do is start investing.

Nerds, they try to bury me.

When nerds try to bury you, what do you have to fight back with Hollywood?

What are you talking about?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

That's a monkey philosophy, too.

Oh, that is.

I like that.

Stop putting your hand up like that.

It's weird.

It's not this.

No, stop.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

You're so close.

I know, but

you deserve it.

Yeah, yeah yeah dominic monaghan shut up the people that you hang out with oh really

oh dominic monaghan

who do i hang out i don't hang out with anybody jimmy kimmel last night i did his television show how was it jimmy kimmel last night how'd it go fucking great was it fun he loves you He literally loves you.

That guy fucking loves you.

That was you last night?

That was me.

Amazing.

You didn't do the big suit thing?

It's funny.

You know what the biggest joke of this is?

So we bought the big suit.

McCone, you got to return it for me.

Okay.

We bought the big suit, and then I decided it just looked like it didn't work.

So then I called Blake Griffin.

True, a true bit.

Talk about Hollywood.

Yeah.

I knew that's the comments.

Hollywood.

Yeah.

They're going to make you do this when you do a fucking special on Hulu Texas.

I will not do it.

Oh, you won't do Jimmy Kimmel?

I will not do any legacy media.

Why?

Because I'm going to just do my ecosystem.

Good for you.

Because I'm in the man of the the people.

Man of the people.

Yeah, and you will see.

You're a man of the people?

I'm a fucking cult leader.

What are you talking about?

You're a man of the people who complains about not getting the perfect first-class seat on a fucking flight and bitches about the hotels that we stay at when they're not as fancy as they should be.

And that's the thing.

You're a man of people.

That's what he doesn't mean it, Bobby.

Right?

I mean it.

Fuck you.

That went out on the internet.

Fucking people, you liar.

Macon?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

An ogre of the people.

Ogre of the people.

You know how much shit I've been getting about that?

What?

Being an ogre?

No, about all that.

What are you talking about?

Oh, being in 52B.

Yeah, well, we put it out.

We did it on this show, dude.

I know.

You know how much fucking shit I've been getting about that?

So you're not a man of the people.

Stop lying.

I lied.

Okay.

Stop lying.

I'm not a man of the people.

Yeah, thank you.

I'm a liar.

No legacy media for you.

Well, I want to do Jimmy Kimmel.

It's your own look.

I had a wonderful time.

Tell me what happened.

Well, the reason I did it.

Well, look, that was Blake Griffin's suit.

I thought it'd be funny to borrow a 6ix9ine guy suit because that was funnier than the one we bought.

It ended up kind of fitting.

I was like, what the fuck?

That's the suit?

That is a Blake Griffin suit.

Oh, wow.

Actually, a suit.

And that pin I'm wearing, why this was special to me, very truthfully, is that was an Uncle Frank pin who died, passed away.

His Uncle Frank, who was on the show.

And Uncle Frank saw me 18 years ago do stand-up and told me I was dog shit, but I was going to be good one day.

And I told the story on the show, and he invited me to see Kimmel when I was a kid.

And I met him 18 years ago on the show.

And his Uncle Frank, who now has passed away, who was a big piece of the show,

is the first time I ever got to go there.

It was like a beautiful.

it was actually.

It was a beautiful moment.

Real club.

I mean, it's not being facetious.

It was a beautiful moment in time, and I thought it was a really cool, full circle moment for me to be able to do that.

Yeah.

I know you're mocking it because you don't take anything serious.

Because, you know, that's why you're a sad little fucking troll, you little shrek.

That's why you're a sad little fucking fat shrek.

Do it.

There you go.

Do it.

There you go.

Your insecurities are so fucking bleeding through your little eyes.

You can't tell one sweet story without this little fucking

filthy noodle being like, let's mock it.

It's so funny, dude.

You're funny.

Fake laugh.

Fake laugh.

Oh,

oh, get over it.

Oh, so fun.

Oh, I'm so good.

It's so good.

I'm so good that happened.

Yeah.

That I told a sweet story about that.

That's a sweet story.

No, it really is sweet.

It was.

Yeah.

Wow.

Do you have any?

Do you have any bored?

You want to go toe-to-toe?

Let's go.

Let's hit.

Let's hit.

Do you want to go fucking stroke for stroke?

Dude, I'm on fire.

I'm in six gear.

Your car doesn't even go this fast.

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

I'm sorry.

We're back.

That was bad.

That was bad.

Yeah.

God, I love.

Fuck, sorry.

You know?

Come on.

Okay.

I love you so much.

I love it.

Yeah.

It was cool.

You know what's so funny about doing legacy media stuff?

It is funny that I did think afterwards, I thought,

God, our show is so much more fun.

We can say whatever we want.

We don't have to think about it.

We can, like, be fucking...

You're thinking the whole time you do that.

I have never done that.

I mean, the only time I've done panel is when I did the tonight.

Chelsea.

Chelsea.

Chelsea, what?

You did Chelsea lately.

Yeah, but that's not this.

That's panel.

What do you mean?

That show was fucking huge.

That was the highest-rated show at the time.

Are you out of your mind?

That show was more famous than these shows by far.

Chelsea had millions of viewers.

Okay.

I've never done this.

You remember that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I never, this is the first time I've ever done it.

I've never done panel.

I've never done pouch.

Really?

No, I've literally never done it.

I did, Jim Carrey did it with me one time.

We promoted I'm Dying Up here.

It was his, and I was guesting on it.

I've never done it on my own.

Yeah, but you've done it.

No, dude.

Yeah, you did it with Jim Carrey.

No, but I'm saying it was Jim Carrey was on, and we were like with him.

He did it.

Like we were there.

I didn't

see me on the show.

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Bob, introduce our

International chef.

Okay.

Culinary legend.

Superstar.

Superstar.

The king of Flavor Town.

Flavor Town.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Guy Fieri.

Give him a roll for Guy Fieri, everybody.

You don't know how long we've been waiting.

This is...

I've been waiting for two weeks.

This is a moment in our life that we will cherish forever.

You know, I watch you every day at my house.

You're on my TV.

Whether it's guys grocery games, whether it's Diner Driving to Dives, you are on my TV right now.

My dog watches you at night.

We love you, dude.

I'll tell you this.

I love you.

The dog pacifier.

I like that.

No, the dog loves the show because we leave it on.

When we leave the house, we go leave the TV on for noise.

Yeah.

And the dog likes to watch it.

I'm a little bit more like you.

I go to, I mean, I don't put my dog to bed with me in that sense.

That sounded so weird.

Yeah.

Do you know I'm scared to death of coming in here with you two?

Why?

Why?

Because what everybody else in the world says, says, including my sons, Hunter, and Ryder, they're just like, you know, these dudes

go everywhere.

There's like nothing they don't touch.

There's nothing they won't say.

Yeah, you don't touch everything.

I touch it all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well,

you fondle touch everything, dude.

I don't care.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm glad I teed that up for you.

Yeah, no, but you know what?

We cater.

We cater.

Look at the lingo on using.

We cater

to make you comfortable.

Thank you so much.

Right.

To the guests.

We did our mise-en-place to make sure

that

was the way that you wanted it to be we wanted to be comfortable you brought your crew your family to us now you're a part of the bad friends family we've been a fan we've been

plating it up for you we've been plating it for you

and here's the appetizer bobby show your butthole yeah yeah it's getting you want to see my butthole yeah show him dude just in case do you want to see my butthole guy he's never seen you know what let's go to commercial break and then talk about that yeah yeah i'll just is that i don't know dude you want to see my butthole well look i'm gonna i'm gonna pass he's gonna pass

i'm gonna pass You know, that's rude.

I'll tell you this, right?

If you cooked me food, I would not pass.

Well, I think that and your butthole are two different things.

No, it's calamari.

Yeah.

You don't like calamari.

It's kind of a different calamari.

Okay, fine.

I do want to make one mention about feeling welcome and everything because the porno chair that I'm sitting on is yeah, it smells like tropitone.

That's really yeah, that's awesome.

Well, we got these from a Diddy Estate sale.

So these things are fresh right off the block.

You want some lube?

Because we have a lot.

We have so much.

I'm sitting in it right now.

Yeah.

You're moisturizing with it.

I get your garbage pail nachos from Gold Belly.

So good.

Yeah.

If I have a little party.

Trash can.

Yeah, it's okay.

No, no, he's from in Korea.

They call him garbage pail.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm telling you.

So

I wanted to be prepared and make sure that I had seen everything that I'm supposed to see.

I follow a lot with TikTok and I get the extra, but my sons and my

admin, my guy Ian, show me all kinds of clips.

It is just amazing that you two have not killed each other.

We almost did five minutes ago.

I want to hear about that.

But one of my favorite was the gong.

Oh, yeah.

It's hidden in the back.

I just would really like one gong moment if I could.

Wow.

Okay.

You're not an ally then.

Yeah.

No, I am.

I just.

Oh, well, you know what the gong's for?

It's an anal gong.

You're going to see my butthole.

Okay, here we go.

You know how scared I was.

You're going to show me.

He does.

If you're lucky, you get to see it.

Guy, we're so happy that you are here.

And you were talking right before we started rolling about the cigar that's in.

Is this your cigar?

Is that what I heard?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm a big cigar smoker.

Have been forever.

And matter of fact, it was one of the first things when I started building my brands and so forth.

I would have scars.

And my agents and my manager and everybody said, nah, you know, your little sister passed away from cancer.

It's probably not a real good topic and so forth.

Did she smoke?

No, she didn't.

She died, unfortunately.

She had cancer cancer when she was a little kid.

And then she and then she got it older when she was 38, but lived a great life.

And she has an amazing son that we got to help run.

He just graduated

law school.

But no, so I'm a big cigar fan.

My grandfather smokes cigars.

So

I met a guy named Eric Espinoza, and he said to me right off the bat, I don't want to make a celebrity branded cigar.

And I said, well, great news because I don't want to make one either.

Right.

I just want to make badass cigars of the level that I like cigars.

So it's called, my whole company is called Knuckle Sandwich, but that's what we call them.

It's Knuckle Sandwich.

Knuckle Sandwich cigars.

Do you smoke cigars?

No, but can you leave cigars?

I do, for it's crazy.

Absolutely.

I do leave cigars.

I'd love to try them.

Matter of fact, I'm going to brand them and I'm going to send them to you with your logo on.

I will make them really psychic.

Where do you get the tobacco?

Is it Cuban?

Nicaraguan.

Nicaragua.

So there's a big story about that, about how cigars started.

And

when everybody left Cuba, when the Castro time happened, a lot of people picked up and took the seeds with them and went to the Dominican Republic and went to Nicaragua and so forth.

So this is all Nicaraguan.

And this, like I said, this business partner, Espinosa, that I have is really a chef of cigars.

Yeah.

And they're the real deal.

So this is the Habano.

This is the first one we ever made.

Just as long as the tobacco is from Nicaragua, it's close to Cuba, isn't it?

That's right next door.

Something like Koreans eat Chinese rice.

But cigars get a bad rap.

Cigars get a bad rap.

Cigars do get a bad rap.

Why do they get a bad rap?

Because most people don't take care of their cigars and they'll keep their cigars in their golf bag and they'll be like, hey, man, I got some cigars.

You want to to smoke them?

Well, they're dried, they're dried out, they haven't been kept in the correct humidity, which is about 70%.

And they get bitter and

dry, and they burn hot and acidic and they're nasty.

And I mean, I won't smoke a bad cigar, but if you take a cigar and you roll it in your fingers like this and it doesn't crackle, you probably have the right humidity.

You can have too much humidity where it gets soggy and it doesn't draw right.

But we draw test all of our cigars.

Do you smoke cigars?

Do you smoke cigars when they're dry though, ever?

Because I used to have one of those, what do you call it?

Humid box?

Humidor.

I had a humidor, right?

And then I stuck it in a closet for years.

Right.

And I opened it back up, and there was like this really stinky cigar.

Yeah, it's got to be done right if it doesn't happen.

And I smoke it, and it fell apart in my hands.

You have to take care of your cigars.

And that's the biggest thing that people misunderstand: is that they get cigars given to them and they get really good cigars.

And they'll go and not properly humidify them.

And it just, they, they go to, they go away.

They go to waste.

Yeah.

You don't waste them.

How much do these retail for?

These is a good price or is it expensive?

Is it fantastic?

Middle price.

I mean, mid-priced.

And we do a variety of them.

This is the Habano.

We do a Connecticut.

We do a couple of different Maduros.

And we do some special lines where we do some

limited offer stuff.

But yeah, this is, I'll get you into cigar smoking.

Because a lot of times, and this is just like with food.

Or this could be with anything.

It could be with tequila.

It could be, if people say they don't like it, I'll typically say, okay, tell me when you started not liking it.

Like when was that?

Like Brussels Sprouts.

That's always one everybody hates.

I don't like them.

Okay.

I bet you.

I promise you.

Well, you're Italian.

You know, I mean, come on.

Yeah, Italiano.

I don't, you know why I don't like Brussels sprouts?

Everybody does them.

Everybody does them.

And I'm like, I don't, do I want it?

I don't even know.

Do I like it?

Do I like this cigar?

Do I like this shenanigan?

We will try.

I will get you a cigar.

I'm from Taigan.

You are quite rich.

I love this group over on the side, by the way.

The window?

Ask away any questions you have about these idiots, ask away.

I mean, honestly, they're the Muppets in the window.

And we keep them there because they're all different, unique species.

Carlos is Mexican, and he's got an ongoing war going on with that's Fancy B right there, that's Andres, and he's Spanish from Spain.

And the kid in the back is just a pervert we found roaming the streets.

First one to shake my hand.

Thanks.

Real feel better about myself.

Do you guys have sanitized?

You guys validate?

Yeah, squirt.

Here, guy, here.

If you need that, take that.

That's some screw.

Guy, I need to ask you a real question because, as an avid fan, a real true avid fan, I can tell, not everybody can tell, but I can tell when I do, when I watch Triple D,

when you don't like the food.

Really now?

I can tell right away.

Really now.

I can tell.

It's based on your phrasing.

Kill me.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So

do the voice.

That is out of bounds.

When I know.

I thought he only did impressions of you.

Come on.

He's out of bounds.

I don't have an accent.

All right.

I'm going to tell you this right now, dude.

I'm going to tell you this right now in front of Guy Fury, dude.

That's going to stop today because I don't have an accent.

Fine.

So, sorry.

I wasn't saying that.

Do I look like Shrek?

Back to what you were saying.

When I know that you don't like something.

Okay.

When I know that you're not as into something on Triple D, you quickly kind of go through it.

You go, yeah, great stuff.

And then the process you make this in which you move quickly through it.

When you complement, there's certain words and phrases, and also

your guy language, your vernacular you use right shifts when you're not as much into the food and i can tell true triple d fans know and i'm not going to call anything out but i see it i know it and i can feel it when i go he i'll literally turn to my wife and go he doesn't like it you you're literally just you just broke into something there for a second

i can tell i can tell he doesn't like it i know um no uh okay so you're a little bit right in this yeah okay if i don't like it you don't see it right you cut it you cut out right if you if you don't if i don't like it you don't see it all right there's been a few times when we've gone to some joints where you haven't seen it, but that ended long ago.

There's a difference between,

well, we'll take you guys.

There's a difference between.

Wait, hold on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got to make sure I throw this shit off at you guys.

Again, I'm still just getting over the fear of walking into the day.

Okay.

Why'd you lock the door when I walked in?

Just in case.

Just in case.

It's locked the door and took my keys.

Oh, thanks, by the way.

To go to the bathroom, you have to have the P key.

Yeah.

The P key sounds good.

We locked it.

Because there's going to be Calamari time later.

okay my friend welcome to leather

um

okay so there's it's it's kind of like you guys it's it's the there's sometimes you love

sometimes you

really like

sometimes you like and sometimes you're okay and and there's a lot of things that like i see all the recipes i know everything that i'm going to taste before i pick it all i pick the restaurants my team and i do but then i really get down to the nitty-gritty and say what i'm going to try so i usually know before i get there if something is going to be in the right space in the right in the right uh technique and so forth um there's certain foods i love certain foods i'm okay with certain foods like i'm not a big gravy guy no but

i'm a huge asian food fan

placating placating massive yeah okay but i'm also italian and everything okay good thank you

can you make sushi I can make sushi.

Matter of fact, I came down to LA 20 years ago and studied sushi to open my first restaurant or one of my first restaurants.

Wow.

Which was called Tex Wasabis.

Southern Barbecue and Sushi.

Whoa.

Wow.

I want that.

It was so badass.

Because my wife didn't like sushi.

And my son, Hunter and I, Ryder wasn't born yet.

Hunter and I love sushi.

And barbecue restaurants didn't really have the.

So I thought, I'll make the ambiance and the different styles of food.

And I'll put it in a fun, loud, rock and roll joint.

It's called Rock and Roll Sushi Barbecue.

Yeah.

And we kicked ass for a long time.

I don't know.

I mean,

when you mix two, I don't know.

When you mix, like,

I mean, I'm going to be a clientele.

You're mixing.

You're Korean and American.

That's a mix.

That's a good mix.

No, but in terms of foods, like, hey, man, I'll take,

my name is Billy.

God, I love you.

Rest of shit.

But anyway, what I want to say is

I'll take some barbecue ribs and get me some sashimi.

Why not?

No, it fucks your...

My stomach goes, no, no.

No, bueno.

It's delicious.

Just to be clear on that, you wouldn't do the barbecue before you did the sashimi.

That's right.

Can you go to a Japanese restaurant?

Oh, it's about

what you go put out first.

Oh my gosh.

I know.

I think you're right.

I think you're right.

It's what you put out first.

It's what you put out first.

Oh my God, you're so good.

Tell me.

You think this guy became the mayor of Flavor Town by accident?

He was voted in.

He voted in.

He was voted in.

The masses agree.

You oftentimes will have like a little bit of an appetizer, a little fish, something before you have a meat dish.

This is very common when you go out.

Yeah, you get it raw.

You get it raw first.

Only likes it raw.

Your palate

is more subtle.

I mean, if you go to a Japanese restaurant and you're going to have

homachi, you're going to have nigiri, you're going to have, you're going to have, you know, a makiro or whatever it may be, then you move in.

If you're going to have something.

Do you prefer nigiri or sashimi?

It really depends on what my carb load is.

You know, I mean,

I think when the fish is fantastic, I'll have just sashimi.

Fuck yeah.

When it's good fish, I'll maybe just have a little rice to it.

Right.

Right.

You know, but again, that's a thing like how fresh is it?

Is it the type of fish?

I'm a huge Magodo fan, you know, anything in that tuna family.

Where the hell did we start with this?

No, we go wherever we are.

Oh, we're back at Triple D.

Yeah, yeah.

So back to the Triple D thing.

So sometimes you bite into something.

Yeah.

It's like it's songs on an album.

Okay.

This will be like, oh, I love it.

I'm now.

Yeah.

Compare this to a great album that you love.

Yeah, give me a great album here.

Give us a great album from either your childhood.

Give us an album that you love.

ACDC Back in Black.

Phenomenal.

All right.

Phenomenal.

That's God.

Now, this is kind of like Dishworld for you.

You see Back in Black as serving and food and appetite, don't you?

That's it.

That's it.

It's a culmination of all.

Now, I will say that my palate has grown to love every goddamn Black and Black song.

Sure.

It's that way.

But when you hear

Back in Black, when that goes, you just,

I mean, it invokes the party.

It reminds you of all the great things and bad things you've done.

It just, you know, Back in Black is that song.

Yeah.

So it's kind of along those lines that there's certain, you'll hear an album, you're one of your favorite bands to come out with an album, and you'll be like, man, love that one.

Okay, on that, but it'll grow on you.

Right.

So, but in the world of Triple D, there is

like, lose my mind, love something, like something, and good with something.

Good with something.

Is that restaurant still there?

The one that I didn't like?

No, no, the one with the sushi and the bar and the barbecue.

You're really good.

No, Texas hoppies.

It's not, but it might come back one day.

Bring it back.

I bring a lot of those.

So, my style of being a chef is I just cook what I like to eat.

Right.

And it'll drives my wife nuts.

I'll come home and I'll be on the road for two or three weeks and I'll come back and I'll just start cooking.

And she'll be like, what are we having?

And I'm like, well, don't you want to have Philly cheesesteaks and also some egg rolls?

And then I'm also going to do some sashimi.

And then I thought on top of that, I'd get some braised oxtails.

And then she goes, What is it?

And I go, I'm just all of these things have been floating in my head and I'm hungry.

God, that's awesome.

I mean, when you're eating all those things, sashimi, all this, you know what I mean?

I'm going to do another ACD for Russia.

Please do another AC D for Russian.

This doesn't have a Blast in the Back?

Blast in the Back.

Blast in the Back.

Which is the second album they never released.

But I did buy a bootleg.

Yeah, yeah.

Because

if I mix them, sometimes I get the D, the big D.

You've got some other.

Why are you laughing?

Some of the ACs not there, but the DCs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You might have some other dietary issues going on oh well he's on ozempic and that's restricted him a little bit he's fantastic though yeah i mean i got to give you credit man whatever you'd be using it yeah no but i i'm just looking at you going you're you're definitely keeping your uh well he's keeping we're bringing no you have water you have water no i do have water no i want a lighter i was trying to get ian to get off his ass oh yeah yeah give him a lighter get a lighter so wait a minute you're you're saying You're saying that you.

You're not Ian.

No.

He's water.

You're the weird guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How old are you?

you how old do you think 43 god you're a good man no but how old are you

because you

okay

let the man smoke dude we've never had a cigar lit in here this is the first it's great yeah it's great i love it amazing what are we talking uh amazing smartass go back to spain yeah guy how old how he wants to know how old you are do you do we need to so i got 43 43 43 what do you got 50 on the nose 50 on the nose 57.

wow i can't fuck fucking.

Unbelievable, dude.

Wow.

Thank you.

For a white guy, you guys should be struggling, dude.

This is pure white.

This is the purest form.

Ladies and gentlemen, Guy Fury is the purest form of white you can get.

That's good white.

Yeah.

In a restaurant, dude, you're high-end, dude.

You know what I mean?

If I was at a fucking, let me say something.

If I was in a white, you know what I mean, robot factory and they selled whites.

You'd be the one I would buy.

Well, how hot, when would you buy me?

You wouldn't?

You're in the fucking bin.

I'm in the discount bin.

Discount bin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got to say something i gotta give give credit i come from a family of redheads my little sister was a redhead so that's my tattoo of my sister my mom's a redhead my aunt polly's a redhead love ian's a redhead love my cousins so tons of redheads i never got the redhead but the boys aren't your boys aren't no no little uh rider is kind of a toe head hunter was a toe head all at a young age but i got to be honest Not, there's red, there's a redhead strain that you're in that is like the, that's a dominant redhead.

Yeah.

I don't know why you bring so much comfort to me, but you do.

I want to thank you very much.

You know, already this is what's happening.

And now I have to choose a side.

Right.

There's a bond here.

Okay.

I feel a fucking separation.

You do not feel that.

Yeah, yeah.

I feel it, dude.

No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what, dude?

You know what?

We met before we met.

Yep.

We met before we met.

What does that mean?

Is that what sort of microphilosophy was?

We met before we met.

Yeah.

Guy, this is called victim complex.

This is what he does.

He plays the victim all the time, even though there is nothing going on other than me complimenting our guest saying, I actually am a real fan.

We've had people on the show that I'm not a huge fan of.

Trying to cause controversy.

You don't need to.

You know what I mean?

It doesn't conflict.

I like it.

All right, well, keep going.

Yeah, I like conflict.

Okay, they keep going.

I feel like I'm here as a counselor.

Like, should I

work together?

Let's kumbay.

Yeah, my parents were hippies.

Let's have a moment.

Yeah.

Hey, but listen, you're born in 71.

Yeah.

And how'd you know that?

He can see it in your eyes.

No.

But

your age difference of the two of you, I mean, now he's going to be pissed.

I thought you guys were.

Yeah, no, no, no.

Yeah, people do.

Exactly.

I'm 42.

It's just

my mental maturity is that of someone much older.

It is very.

Bobby's mental maturity is.

He's much older than that.

Much younger.

Yeah, yeah.

He's a child.

It's Mr.

Miyagi shit.

What it is, yeah, yeah.

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Let's see what happens.

You don't need flies?

No,

you know how he did that in the movie?

You don't need chopsticks to eat flies.

I've seen you do it happening.

Yeah.

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Guy, I'm not trying to start shit.

Okay.

I'm not.

But is there in the food network world

that you're in, is there a chef that you're just like, I don't really like that guy.

I know who it is.

I don't really like that guy.

Wow, this is

me.

Who is it?

He's like Chang, dude.

He's like who?

Dave Chang, dude.

Dave Chang.

You don't like Dave Chang.

I see David's picture up there.

Yeah, he's up there.

He's up there.

He's our boy, dog.

Have you ever had beef with someone in that world?

Yeah.

Curtis Stone.

Come on, baby.

No, I just had Curtis on my show the other day.

I will tell you a funny thing about David.

And David and I are, we are friends.

We love him.

And matter of fact, I have him getting ready to come judge on one of my shows.

Such an amazing chef, an amazing chef, and a chef that like.

you know, as chefs, and I think you guys have it the same thing in the world of media and podcasts and all that you do.

You have people you look at and go, man, I wish I had that talent or I wish I knew that, or they're so funny, or they're so, I mean, you're pretty hardly on the witty line of it, and you're definitely funny on the let it all hang out line.

Yo, you guys have

he was going to show you his butthole.

Well, I've never been on anybody's show that offered to show me the leather Cheerio.

So, I mean, that's just

your new special going to be called the Leather Cheerio.

That's good, hairy bubblegum up next.

There's no hair on it.

It is, but he gets it shaved.

But tell me, me,

no.

So the funny thing was, is I don't know that Dave and I didn't know each other, and I don't know that he always thought the most of me.

But when the pandemic hit and we did that big fundraiser, I did a big fundraiser for restaurant workers, and I raised $26, almost $27 million for restaurant workers.

Wow.

And it's unbelievable.

And I started, and we gave out these $500 grants to restaurants.

So like 45,000 restaurant workers got these free $500 grants.

Now, no one's going to pay their rent with $500, but it was more more about the restaurant industry

getting a recognition and a hug from somebody in the business that said, hey, we know you're going through bad times, tough times.

This is a horrible time for everybody, but here's a hug.

Here's some money.

And I just remember reading an article that David had talked about and said, wow, that's really a cool thing that guy did.

And we had never really had any interaction prior to that, but now we've talked several times.

Actually, never hung out and got, you know, got crazy, but I'm looking forward to it.

But as a chef, the way I respect him and what he cooks and the books and the food.

I sent him a picture the other day.

I had the, have you got his new ramen noodles?

Yeah, he sent it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he sent him to, I had to buy mine.

Yeah.

He did tell us, he goes, guy will buy.

I'm sure you wrote it in the show.

I shoplifted them at the Guy's Grocery Gigs market.

I do my best shoplifting ever, but I brought them and I took a picture and I sent it to him.

And I said, they're on the shelf.

And he's like, that's cool.

Wow.

That is red.

That's awesome.

You know,

we love him.

You know, he was great to us.

I'm always curious because in our comic world, the reason I ask is because

it's not that there's beef, but there's guys that you just don't know that there's like an unfit.

Oh, there's beef.

Well, he has beef.

No, you too.

You're beef god.

You have some beefs.

You're the beef god.

I could throw out some names and we'll cause a fight.

Do it.

We'll blank it out.

Okay.

You have some beef.

All right.

You know that.

You have beef.

You don't have beef?

Yeah.

You couldn't name one beef I have right now.

I could name a couple beefs for you.

Okay, dude.

Anyway.

You're out of pocket.

Anyway, so you have the beef.

Go ahead.

Keep complicating or coming.

I can walk.

I'm sorry.

We have to be speechful.

This is the name nature of our show.

This is why we're in love, because this is what brings us together, because this is kind of the true.

The reason.

Tell him the Jimmy Kimmel story.

What?

That we just did to the sentimental one.

Oh, I just told the Jimmy Kimmel story.

He made fun of me.

He mocked me because I had a Kimmel last time.

Anyway, he doesn't like legacy media.

He likes our world.

He doesn't like the old world, which is ironic.

He is very old world, but he doesn't like it.

And he was mocking me.

Talk about the comedy beef.

I'm sorry, I interrupted you, the comedy beef.

No, I was saying there's a connection between the world that you guys work in because we've met a couple of chefs through friends that we know and i do know there is a competitive nature to it and there's always a bitey like i don't like that that guy or girl does it that way i don't like that they think that that's the way to and they kind of have like you know who says very controversial stuff in the chef world all the time uh jose andres andres says stuff like this is the only way to do it now watch clips and he'll criticize when people do it some other way and a lot of times i agree with him a little bit and i'm like this guy must have beef in the do people kind of not like him Am I wrong?

Okay, let's sum a few things up.

Okay.

Okay.

First and foremost,

if you don't have beef in your world, if you don't have like judgment of things, then you're not really paying attention.

Everybody likes something and doesn't like something and so forth.

And unfortunately, we've been so pasteurized as a culture, if you say anything out of place, then definitely someone's going to, you know,

now you're going to get, you know, hated on and so forth and so on.

So me, I was raised by hippies.

My mom and dad were hippies, redhead.

Yeah.

My parents, so we didn't really get into that.

If I have a beef, I settle the beef.

I don't really go around with grudges.

I don't have any time.

Good for you.

And I also don't want to carry bad energy.

So that's one of the things.

When I came onto the network, I was the first guy that kind of came in that was just, you know, going balls out with tattoos, bleached hair, earrings, so forth.

They looked at me like, ah, is this the guy we want to put on?

That's why they put me on Saturday mornings at eight o'clock.

So not everybody was signing on to my style, which is okay because I was the new guy and that's the way it was.

I since have, you know, outlasted any of that.

but when it comes to someone like chef andreas

he is the og he is if he wants to say the sky is pink today it's pink today you know that's kind of we kind of we kind of let it go i like that and he has done so much that guy deserves a nobel peace prize what he has done my foundation the guy teddy foundation we support veterans first responders first responders active military in our country i'm a big patriot i love our country live the greatest country in the world and but jose has taken it to another level his humanitarian efforts that he does around the world and the way he's been able to unify chefs from every country i mean all i can do is if the guy says the sky's pink okay the sky's pink have you met him oh dear friend oh wow wow dear friend yeah and and and matter of fact it was a funny story how we became friends someone told me that i offended him

And I felt horrible.

One, because I do believe in the respect of the generation.

Okay.

Not that he's much older than me.

We talk about that.

In comedy.

We talk about the eldership in comedy.

I do.

I respect deeply.

Yeah, we do.

We really do.

Yeah, I get what you're saying.

Well,

someone had said that I had offended him.

So I do, you know, a million people, like, give me Jose's number, please.

Don't tell anybody I gave it to you.

Oh, one of those.

Yeah.

So I finally called him.

I called him like 10 times.

and left a message and said, Chef, I'd really appreciate a chance to speak to you.

So I'm in the middle of filming.

I'm doing my show.

I did a cookie show called Guy's Big Bite.

I'm in the middle of filming.

My phone's blowing up.

So finally, in the middle of the show, I just pick it up and I look at it and it's Jose Andreas because I saved the number.

Yeah.

And I'm like, cut.

And I run over to the side of my, because I filmed it in my backyard and I go, Chef Andreas.

And he goes, Yeah, I'm sorry.

I haven't got back.

I don't, I won't do my.

No, no.

That was good.

That was really good, dude.

I was there.

I was in Spain.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You took me back, dude.

Thank you.

Do it for the show.

I'm sorry I did not call you back.

I've been very busy in traveling.

Okay, there you go.

That's

very good, Dobb.

So I said, I heard that I had offended you.

And he goes, no, no, no, no.

Let me explain.

I had gone to his event at the Food and Wine Festival.

And when I came into the event, I travel with a pretty big group of friends.

All my friends from growing up and all my friends before I got on TV are still all my best friends.

You're like the Kevin Hart of cooking people.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's true.

He brings the crew.

You're black.

I bring

80 people outside.

Yeah, he loves 80 people.

So I bring a big group because I want, listen, if I'm going to go do something awesome, I want my friends to come and experience it.

Right.

You know, that's just the way I've always been.

So he said, when you came in, I wanted to come say hi to you, but I couldn't get past all the people.

And it was kind of a, you know, and it was his party.

Right.

And I said, Chef, I am so embarrassed and I am so sorry.

He goes, no, no, no, no, no.

It came out of somebody said it the wrong way and did that.

He goes, no, I have no problem.

And he goes, but you've tried, you've called me and you've, you've, and he goes, that is the most wonderful.

And from then on, we have been the greatest of friends.

And I have nothing.

Matter of fact, I got to text.

That's a story, dude.

He's the man.

Yeah, yeah.

That's a story.

That's a story.

That is.

But I think that is something

I would rather know if somebody thinks I did him wrong or spooked him over.

And, you know,

face our situations because so many times, like texting is the worst one because you send a text, you can't put the emotion or the expression in it.

Sometimes

it can be miscould be misrepresented.

Yeah.

Misrepresented.

And I think that I would just rather, I just feel that do me the, you know, do me the solid.

And if I pissed you off, because I'm great at doing that, then just tell me.

Just tell me.

And I'll either fix it.

I don't think you could ever piss me off.

I try not to.

I think you're a straight up guy.

You're a gunslinger.

What you see is what you get right now.

Exactly.

And I feel the same way.

What you see, what you you get.

Okay.

What you see, what you get.

It sounds like you're in a brothel.

What you see, what you get.

What you see, what you get.

Now, give me the $2.

Why didn't he go to Fantasy Island right then?

That's where he's from.

The plane, the plane.

Boss, what you see, what you get.

You know what?

I want to hold it because I know you guys do your list of your top five and all the funny moments.

You got to do one of the top 10 accents.

And maybe you've already done it.

Oh, but the accents are so good.

Here's them.

You know what I love about this,

what you guys are doing, and thank God you're doing it, is you play in a free zone.

You don't pull punches and you don't hold the reins back.

And you give people, if you don't like it, don't listen to it.

That's right.

And some people don't like it.

If you don't subscribe to it, if you think that it's hateful or negative or demean, then don't listen.

Right.

But what we're doing is, I don't even think that way.

What we're doing is the way we talk to each other in back of the comedy store in real life.

Yeah, it's like, I don't want to, why would I fake it?

No, well, I'll say this.

I've always said this for years.

People may find the show, they may go, that's not my style or my flavor.

But

the truth really is.

When we're fucking around and talking shit to each other,

the love is beneath it.

I imagine you come from a world where you and your friends, you talk shit, you fuck around.

So we kind of just brought that to this thing just because that's how we always are.

And I think it rung true because people were like, oh, yeah, we do that.

Like, I don't think they want saccharin.

They just want the real deal.

Yeah.

There's no, look, it's a show.

Everyone has to build a show.

When it is produced, it's a show.

When you said people were a little off-put, like, who's this guy coming to our network?

This wild dude who wears jewelry and tattoos.

Yeah, you know what I mean?

It's like, yeah, they were fucking shocked.

Are you a mind?

What is going on with your hands today?

Well, it's just like, see?

So Marceau.

See?

Yeah.

But you bring something real.

I think that's what the people like.

And that's one of the things that I think we need to preach more about in society is, you know, start like, you know, my Reed, who's my COO of my company, big fan of you guys.

And we were talking about it.

He goes, you know what's so great about these guys is they don't.

He just farted.

That was so awesome.

God damn it, Bobby.

Please tell me that Mike picked that up.

Yeah, I heard it.

I heard it.

By the way, Reed, he's talking about Reed who likes the show.

I don't like Reid.

That one.

Yeah.

When you bring his name up, I fire it.

By the way, Reed is Reed 6'8.

Yeah, I saw him.

The glasses.

Yeah.

Fuck that guy.

This is Reed's big moment.

He's listening to the show, and all I hear is, oh, guy's talking to me.

He's like, and then Reed loves you guys.

My God.

I can't believe you heard that.

Oh, he's a big beef.

You know what?

Hey, when that dries, it's going to itch.

Can't believe it.

And you're going to scratch it.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Reed, give us Reed.

Tell me.

So Reed was just saying, he goes, it's great to see people that are kind of, they're just saying, screw it.

This is what, who we are.

This is what we do.

You like it, like, you don't like it.

You know, and gosh, it's just great to hear people getting back to being who they are, having fun, man.

Exactly, man.

And it's so, it's incredibly entertaining.

And the great thing about this is you get paid for this shit.

Yeah, man.

We're having fun.

It's a job.

We're having fun.

Oh, you're not getting.

Well, we don't pay Bobby.

He doesn't know.

He doesn't pay me, but he's not going to get paid for a little while.

That Bitcoin account is growing.

It is growing.

Did you get sucked into that?

Did you get sucked into that?

No, you know what?

When I heard about it the first time, I heard it from a Triple D restaurant restaurant in Florida.

This is like 12, 13 years ago.

Had I bought some back then,

we would be on a different...

Did the restaurant take Bitcoin as payment?

That actually, that restaurant did.

Because I heard about this.

There was places that were like ahead of the curve a decade ago.

They took it as payment.

And now some of these people, you can look this up on the internet.

Some of these guys who did that are worth fucking like $50 million

because they took Bitcoin back then.

And guys back then were like, fine, who cares?

Because it was around the world of tech and they knew it.

money.

Yeah.

And they were like, who gives a shit?

You're going to take this money.

Wow.

Look, Sacramento startup food token launches and a crypto payment system for restaurants.

Now it's gone viral.

Now people are doing it now.

And there's a million different ways to pay out.

But man,

what a wild world.

If you had taken it back then.

Oh.

Guy, guy, guy, you've done it all right.

You've done it all.

Even when you wake up in the morning, what else is there?

I mean,

do you, do you still have goals, aspirations?

Like, what have you ticked?

What check box have you not ticked?

It's It's funny because my wife says it all the time.

She'll look at me.

Our son just got married.

Our oldest son, Hunter, got married over.

Congratulations.

Check Hunter.

Check.

Check.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I really have this amazing life.

Besides losing my sister and I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer.

Besides that, I've got an incredible mom who's just a firecracker, 81 years old, and

rides her bike 100 miles a week.

Wow.

What?

Wow.

Yeah, she's a, that one's a no.

She's a, and dances like nobody's business.

But I.

Is she single?

Huh?

And yeah, but I still won't let her date.

I said,

Would you not let her date?

What are you gonna be cocky around this town for, my friend?

This is my house, dick.

He would treat her, he would treat her, you would delicate.

If anybody was gonna date my mom, she ride her bike.

I do my lime scooter.

We'll get to the same destination.

I love the lime.

This is the lime.

I love the limes.

This guy will lime in any city where

you keep leaving him over here.

There's like a whole garage of him.

He loves the limes.

He can't get enough.

But your mom is still cruising.

Great.

Nephew just graduated law school at Loyola.

Wow.

Hunter just graduated with his MBA out of Miami.

Wow.

Ryder's a sophomore at San Diego State.

And Hunter just got married this weekend.

So my wife, so I took off.

We got home from the ranch from where we had the wedding, 350 people.

Hunter

still pissed at Hunter.

But he married an incredible woman, Tara, who's now our daughter-in-law.

Is it 50-50 the audience?

I don't know how that works.

What's 350 people?

Do you have bulk of the people?

Because you have a big entourage.

Hunter had the bulk.

I think Tara was very respectful and stuck to her 50.

Oh.

That's what I'm saying.

Hunter invited the mailman.

I mean,

if they

get your name again, you want to come to my wedding?

Pretty awesome.

So anyhow, so we had this and great chefs came and cooked.

But the point is, I left the next day and she's like, I mean, can you just take a break?

And she goes, I mean, aren't you tired?

I said, yeah, I'm tired, but I'll sleep when I'm dead.

There's so much to achieve.

We live, again, I'm a huge patriot.

I love our country.

And we have a wine company, Hunt Ride Wine.

We have a tequila company, Santo Tequila.

We have the cigar company.

We have about 90 restaurants,

four shows, you know.

But my biggest thing in the biggest thing.

We've done nothing.

Nothing.

We've done zero.

And then Jose Andreas.

No cigar, nothing.

And Jose Andreas feeds the world.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We got to do shit, dude.

Might do shit.

After this week, we'll plan.

My biggest thing is philanthropy.

Yeah.

I love what the foundation, it's called the Guy Fieti Foundation.

I didn't want to call it that, but it's easier to get people to support and make donations.

That dinosaurs was philanthropy.

Exactly.

I don't know how to spell it.

How do you spell it?

Wrong every time.

It's helping people.

Yeah.

I get it.

Do you want to leave that joke in?

I knew when it came out of my mouth.

I was like, oh, boy.

Here we go.

Yeah, yeah.

No, but the Guy Fieti Foundation is a very important thing.

And honestly.

Okay, so.

Freedom ain't free.

You have men, women, and their families that have made the biggest commitment in the world, biggest sacrifice in the world, A, to make us a free country.

Yeah.

So now you have these people that are still doing it and have done it.

And I just think we need to recognize it more and we need to celebrate them more.

And then you have all these first responders.

You're a first responder.

The house is on fire.

You've chosen to leave the house.

Great.

But all of a sudden, now this fireman with nothing more than the gate has to go into the burning house.

This stuff, to me, I don't think we sit there and really reflect on it enough of what goes on in our world and how blessed we are to have what we have.

So when I was at the fires up in Paradise, which is up by Chico, California, and we were feeding a bunch of the fire victims, I'm watching all these first responders sitting over here to the side.

And I'm like, come over here, guys, time to eat.

Like, no, no, no, no.

And eventually I come to find out that they're just eating granola bars and MREs.

And I said, why aren't you eating what we have?

And they asked for the fire victims.

I said, you guys are fire victims.

You live in this town.

Your stuff burnt down.

Well, long story short, I realized I know how to cook.

I have a lot of great chef friends that want to help cook.

So I built this half million dollar trailer.

And now when there is a disaster, if we can get there, sometimes the fire lines,

we'll go and feed.

uh first responders we came down to la fires uh we were here for 10 days we fed 25 000 meals oh my god and it's not that they're not getting fed yeah it's just we come in and do something a little bit different it's all scratch made but it's just for people same thing back to that money that we gave for those,

you know, for those restaurant workers.

It's just for people to be recognized that we care about you and we thank you for being you.

And if we don't have a disaster, we'll just go to different municipalities around the country.

We were just in Palm Beach and went there and fed firefighters and sheriffs and troopers and everybody and just did a luncheon for 400.

25,000 first responders you fed in Southern California.

And the great thing is, is I, well, not the great thing.

And I wasn't even there.

My team and these great chefs, Eric Greenspan, who's a phenomenal chef here in town, Antonio LaFaso.

I mean, all these chefs jump in.

Yeah.

And, you know, when we had the fires in Maui, I called 40 of my favorite chefs.

They all came to the, they were all in the wine country.

We did a dinner for 150 people, and we raised for the Maui fire victims, restaurant workers, $1.7 million in one night.

Oh, my God.

That's more than Gavin Newsom's ever done.

But sometimes when you do a good deed, it backfires.

Give us a good deed.

I was in Cebu, right?

I went to Jolly Bee and I bought.

Being real.

I'm not kidding you.

You're comparing

Guy Fear.

Let me finish.

Guy Fears.

Let me see these dinosaur philanthropic

junctions to your Cebu Philippine.

Well, then forget it then.

No, give it to us.

I went and bought 300 fucking boxes of spaghetti.

And then I, and then

but then we went to an impoverished area, right?

A bunch of naked kids.

He's got it.

Let him tell his naked kids Cebu.

Yeah, forget it.

It's already gonna

backfire.

No, you went to Sabu.

Tell him.

I don't think you're getting out of this one.

I wanna hear.

Oh, you're gonna get into this one.

Hell yeah, guy.

Yeah.

Dude, come on, tell him.

Right?

He wants to.

We have a van.

We open up the van.

All these naked kids run out because they're so hungry.

Do it without the naked kid part.

I mean, for fuck's sake.

Clothed kids.

A bunch of kids.

Only clothed kids.

A bunch of kids ran up.

Yeah.

There was a goat chained to a fucking metal pole about to die, right?

And the kids waited in line.

They saw the jolly, and they threw it on the ground.

They ran back into their huts.

Well, they don't want jolly.

They backfire sometimes.

My dad would say that

the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

That's right.

Right?

Sometimes you try and it doesn't.

You never heard that say it again?

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Your dad said stuff like that all the time.

Give him a quote that your dad used to say to you.

Yeah, the woods come out only at night when you're blind but don't have to eat.

Okay, very good.

Very

deep.

An alcoholic profit.

We're doing something very good.

I would like to use this time to say this.

December 6th, December 6th, we're doing a home run derby for Special Olympics.

We're raising money.

Here in the Valley, December 6th, you can come hit home runs off of your favorite celebrity, comic, actor, whoever.

We're having a bunch of people come out, and you can hit dingers off your favorite celebrities at home run, a softball home run derby tournament.

What's the event?

For Special Olympics.

You're literally signed up for it.

But thank you for

waiting.

Hold on.

So, pigs.

Let's touch on that so we can save Bobby's ass right now.

100%.

We're doing an event for Special Olympics.

We're raising money for Special Olympics.

We've done this before.

We did Family Feud, and all of our winnings were supposed to go to Special Olympics because McCone in the back there, his dad and mom worked for Special Olympics.

So

we take it seriously.

I like it.

I take it seriously.

We donate money to it.

He's being a smart ass with him, but

no, we do.

But December 6th, we are going to do it in the Valley.

It's going to be a Special Olympics home run derby.

So I have a cousin with special needs.

Yeah.

And he's one of my favorite people in the world.

His name's Dougie.

And Doug, what's his name?

Dougie.

Doug.

We call him Dougie.

Doug's about three years older than me.

But

I got involved with a program called Best Buddies.

Oh, yeah, Best Buddies is great.

And an unbelievable program.

And Tom Brady and I used to do an event together at Harvard, and he would do the celebrity football game with the buddies.

And then when I started getting involved, it's like, what is my piece?

So I would cook.

I would do, you know, I'd just cook something like appetizers or something.

There was a few hundred people there.

Well, the buddies really gravitated towards it because they like to have jobs that have definition and have structure.

And so I started bringing the buddies in.

They started working with me.

Well, it evolved into this food and wine event that involved the buddies cooking.

And then we did so much job placement with them.

So I have been a fan of the Best Buddies program.

And if you don't know about it, it's amazing.

And also Special Olympics, which Doug was a big, Doug won some Special Olympics.

Doug's back 6'2.

And I mean, this guy was a

track and field machine.

And I just think that that's, again, one of those things.

Some people get down with the first responder

program that I'm into.

Some people gravitate towards the Special Olympics and the best buddies.

Whatever it is.

We all have time to give back.

Maybe it's financially, maybe it's social media posts, maybe it's with your, you know, it's with money, whatever.

But there's some really great programs out there that need some respect and some recognition.

And the fact that two of the funniest son of a bitches I've ever met are slowing it down for one second to do something December 6th, which, what do these people want to come hit the balls for?

Because they're going to get to interface and be around their favorite comedians and have a one-on-one experience that nothing will be, I mean, that'll be a pretty intimate piece.

It's going to be fun.

Let me know if I can donate anything.

Oh, we're going to be hitting you up.

Oh, my God.

We're going to be hitting you up.

If you guys need some auction items, a chef coat, a knife, I mean, whatever.

We're going to do it.

If I can do something, I'd be more likely to do that.

I love it.

We're actually going to hit you up for about a hundred thousand dollars if that's okay

will you take that in an out-of-state check i will i will two-party a two-party is probably stated we'll take all of it yeah we don't really care i'm just making up my own numbers like they did you know the yeah

stretch it out that's that's a that's a great piece yeah um i'm looking forward to this is one it's great to get this friendship and to meet you guys and it's not as terrifying i'm not kidding i was actually scared why you're killing it because

you guys are so funny and so fast and so witty And then the shit that comes out of your mouth, I'm like, oh my God.

I did philanthropic fucking dinosaur pop.

Which, which closed,

which melted the house.

Yeah.

No, it's going to make it to the episode for sure.

Because

my cousins would come, Doug's family, the prices would come to our house in Northern California back when I was a kid.

And my Uncle Pete would say to all of the kids, now, when we go to cousin Guy's house, Uncle Jim is going to talk certain ways.

And the ways ways that uncle jim talks are okay for uncle jim but when we leave we don't talk like that in connecticut all right we don't

what is something that uncle jim would say

uh just about every goddamn word you've said plus six yeah oh you had no filter

and my dad would call you know he'd call shit shit and and that was so it was a real funny man so when i was walking in here reed says to me reed that you hate um

that your farting friend fart read uh fart

Reed said to me, you know, these guys are going to go pretty hot and fast.

They're going to go really down some dark rabbit holes.

Don't feel you have to go with them.

That's right.

Because I will.

If we were drinking tequila, you and I, this shit have been over.

You want me to go get some?

I'll go get it.

Guy, I'll go get it right now.

I'll go pull open that.

Yeah, no.

We don't really, you know, we're

Christian in many ways.

Yes.

And recognizing sobriety.

Congratulations.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm, you know, been sober.

You know what I mean?

I just, you know, rabbit holes, I don't know.

We go down some dark rabbit holes, but but the fun thing about us is we don't need to jump down.

Yeah.

We go down it by ourselves.

We're like the, what's the some are pushed down it.

Yeah, some people get pushed down.

The search sliders, you know, the people that go down first to go dig it out.

We were the explorers.

We try it.

Didn't they know the rabbit holes?

The rabbit holes.

Yeah, they dig the rabbit holes.

You're getting, what are you getting tired?

What are you getting tired?

You're throwing out bullshit because you're getting tired?

Cut it the fuck out.

By the way, I love this hat you wear in this like childish L.A.

Dodgers hat.

It's my favorite thing you wear.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love that hat.

Thank you.

Because you childish.

Well, because it's too small.

It's just like how a kid would get it at the game.

Yeah, because you know they make the child, the youth size.

That is what that is.

That's a youth size.

Yeah, I went to the kids' department.

There's no

head.

Can I ask you some dating advice?

Please.

All right.

So, I've been married for 30 years, but yeah, go right ahead.

I'm real.

You know, but I feel like you're like a Yoda in that way.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So,

would you date somebody, you know what I mean, that your friend liked?

I think the code is you have to get clearance.

You have to get clear.

I have to go to the friend.

You have to get clearance, Clarence.

Yeah, you do.

What do you think?

Because that's the monkey philosophy, the branch thing that he said was the same.

Is there a girl that you like that your friend is that?

No, hypothetically.

Okay.

Name Linda.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So if your friend liked her.

You've dated girls that have also dated your friends.

Well, here's the reputation that I have, right?

I'm dating a girl right now who is the ex of a

friend.

Of another comedian.

Right.

And now there's a rumor like, oh, Bobby dates exes.

So?

Yeah, but how is that wrong?

See, but here's my thing.

is my, I'm going to get your answer, but here's my philosophy.

They're no longer with that person.

Hopefully, they've moved on.

Why is it inappropriate for you to date them?

Because some guys are like, you know,

they're territorial.

That's their problem.

If the girl has moved on and she wants to date you.

But you don't want to burn the bridge with the, you know, I mean, the guy.

Who cares?

Then he's a weak person.

You got to check your, you got to check your status.

I mean, if it was a week ago,

probably not.

Right.

But what about five days?

But last night?

No, I think the thing is, is you got to check the credibility of the buddy because they don't own that person.

That's right.

And the reality of it, that's why I said you go to him and you say, hey, listen, I know that you guys had a thing.

Just, you know, I'm interested.

And

to me, I think that's respectful, but I don't think by any means is, you know, again, timing is the biggest thing.

Timing is it.

Timing is life.

But how about this?

How about this?

If it's an ex-wife, a little bit more murky.

That's darker water.

So if your wife, you guys got a divorce.

I would fucking kill you.

You would kill me?

I would slit your throat down three years down the road.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck if it's a thousand years.

I'd come back

and I'd kill you.

You can't date your friend's ex-wife.

Ex-girlfriend is different to me.

Like, if I dated your, if you got a divorce and I did.

Stop.

He's going to fucking kill you.

He's not going to kill me with spatulas.

You think Guy Fieri can't fuck you up if you think about it?

Oh, no.

Fuck you.

Oh, no, dude.

You're so out of pocket, dude.

So, okay, so that's you.

All right.

I honestly, I mean, and I'm not going to be honest with this.

I wouldn't kill you.

Okay.

I wouldn't kill you.

Yeah.

But I would slowly torture the shit out of you until you wanted to kill yourself.

Oh.

Okay.

Right.

I would get so medieval.

What am I doing?

I would get medieval on you.

Oh, I see.

Okay, all right.

Yes, I'll pulp fix.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But what if you.

I would invite somebody.

What if you fall back?

Amicably.

No.

Don't

you remarry.

Can you spell that?

Yeah, no.

Yeah, I don't know how.

Dinosaur.

I can't even say it, but

amicably.

Amicably.

Amicabally.

Okay, so what?

No, but

married is a different stage.

Why?

Because that's a bigger commitment than someone who just dated.

You just dated someone's just dating somebody.

But if your friend married someone, got a divorce, you can't date their ex-wife.

If it's a real friend, if it's not a real friend, it's a divorce.

Can I go to you?

I call you up.

What's up, guys?

It's Bob.

You're going to go, who?

For sure.

You know what I mean?

I'm going to go, Lee.

I don't know.

Then I'll say bad friends.

And then I'll go.

Philanthropy.

Listen, I'm coming to you first.

Remember the philanthropist?

Yeah, yeah, the philanthropist.

I'm coming to you first, right?

And I want to be a man-to-man.

Mano y mano.

Okay.

And I want to say to you, you know, I met your ex at a bar and I haven't done anything yet, but can I get your

permission?

Okay.

You're saying not his ex-wife, his an ex-girlfriend.

No, his ex-wife.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

So it depends.

I think, okay, there's a really good question there because if you had a really bad divorce and you don't like the person anymore and they want to let you go through hell with her, then that's a different story.

Bobby Culler, I'll give you her.

Oh, matter of fact, I'll tell you where she lives now.

Right.

I know.

I see.

But otherwise, I want to show you my collection of needle-nose pliers.

Oh, okay.

Well, I was never going to do that.

That's right.

I would never do that.

Now I know.

And you, same thing.

Yeah, brother, you know better.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

But also, ex-girlfriend, I think, is, I think you, if you're interested in a friend's ex-girlfriend, that's so fine.

Why?

I don't see the problem there

because it's someone they dated if they've moved on like adults.

Now, there could be a thing.

Let's say it was a five-year relationship.

Five-year's not long enough.

Okay, but it's a long relationship.

Next week's not okay.

Maybe next month, not okay.

I think give it a little time.

A year.

Give it a year.

Give it a year.

Give that.

And

I think a respectful, just, hey, man, just want to let you know.

Because the last thing they want to find out is find out the wrong way.

Then that would be a weird thing.

Right.

Yeah.

And just hypothetical.

Why in the hell are you asking me this shit?

Let's talk about what to do with those darn holiday leftovers or something like that.

I don't know.

No, no, no, no.

I don't know much about food.

Okay.

Bobby doesn't eat leftovers.

Yeah, I don't eat leftover.

Timeout.

Yeah.

You want to get that joke out clean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go ahead.

Get that joke out.

This is what he does.

Go ahead.

Bobby doesn't eat leftovers.

Very good.

Very good.

Can we subtitle this?

Yeah, we have to.

We're going to subtitle this.

Bobby doesn't eat leftovers.

I'm asking you because you seem like a guy that knows.

Yeah, he's.

You know what?

Because Guy seems like he's got life.

Knowledge.

You have knowledge about life.

You know a lot about life.

Yeah.

Ask him another life question aside from food.

I mean,

how can we not get rid of this guy after all this?

It's unbelievable.

By the way, Guy, for the record, this gentleman here, he's sick again.

He shows up sick to our studio no less than once a month.

No less.

Am I lying?

Tell me I'm lying, anybody in the booth.

You guys are all getting sick every time he gets sick because you're with him.

So we have someone with chronic diarrhea.

Right here.

And And then we also have somebody who gets sick all the time.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you for allowing me to do your Petri dish.

I appreciate you coming.

Well, this will make you stronger, right?

And then it's like drinking

water.

No.

Guy, I want to know the life advice that you have because he had a great question.

Bobby asked actually a great question about what's next and whatever.

And you said, you know,

you are very fulfilled, but you're going to keep moving and keep going forward.

Could you ever, would you ever see yourself like acting in a television show or a film, like a, but like legit, legit?

Because if we did something.

Have you been in a movie?

what i'm asking is if we made something like a film would you would you

well let's talk about what type of film it is because right now it seems like it's going to be in your garage and it's going to have a lot of baby oil it will it will you said you said you went to the yard sale and got these we did um no i was just in happy gilmore too yeah i know i know i know

we were in it too we were in it oh yeah you were oh by the way On, hey, and you have lost a lot of weight, by the way.

See?

Since then, but on the table in the belly button hair, still nightmares.

Okay, okay.

I'm saying, would you

do a role not as Guy Fieri?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

You would.

Absolutely.

And matter of fact.

Think of it.

Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Guy Fieri, Kevin Spacey,

and Bill Cosmo.

You know what I mean?

What do you think?

Andrew Santini.

Expendables, part five.

Bobby Lee.

The very expendable.

The very expendable.

The very expendable.

Yeah, expendabled.

Expendabled.

Yeah, no, this would be great.

And I love comedy.

I love laughing at life.

I love the, you know, people ask me all the time about the flame shirt.

You know, that's I love that fucking shirt.

You know, that was one picture with a flame shirt.

Yeah, you never wore that again.

No, I never wore it in the first, I never wore it in the first place.

Do you have flames on your body tattoos-wise?

No.

No, no.

It was just.

Yeah, why is it?

Bring up the shirt.

Because it's one time.

I do have a flame on, I think, those are the initials of my oldest kid, Hunter.

That was it, though.

This iconic shirt.

People can, they buy this episode.

So if you see that, you see that on there, that's Johnny Garlic's.

That's one of my restaurants.

And we were doing a promotion for the barbecue and the whole thing.

And so, my manager at the time says, Hey, here's this flame shirt.

Put this on to be a good promo piece.

So, it was.

It was like a flyer, you know, like a door hanger or something.

Yeah.

And boy, has it lived on in perpetuity.

Wild that's why one photo does that.

Well, you know what that is for that?

I'm Bobby Mom for us.

I mean, I'm showing you.

Oh, dude.

That's see what I mean, though.

That we did it one time.

What?

What?

What guy?

I really just cry inside for you.

But the Bobby Mom Prison

voicemail.

Babba Men Présén.

When I did the voice of your mom, when she's locked up.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll live on in perpetuity.

That is our flame shirt.

Yeah.

So the flame shirt, so we lean into it.

I mean, there's a Fieti con in New York.

There's a couple of them around the country.

I have

10 bachelorette parties a week that show up to

the Vegas guys kitchen and bar in Vegas that are having their guy Fieti bachelorette party.

I mean, I love it.

If you can't laugh at yourself and you can't poke fun at it and have a good time with it, I mean, life is too short.

And if you're going to go around puckered up, tight-assed about it, then I think you're missing what life is.

But I think you put that back into style, though.

Yeah, people, I bought a bat, bought a vans that have flames on it.

Well, vans make shirts like that.

They have a van shirt like that.

If I was smart, I would have capitalized on making every shirt like that that ever came out.

But now there's so many people that are doing it.

And people are like, what about people, you know, ripping off the flare hair?

And all all that.

I said, listen, Elvis wrote so many great songs, and no one will ever produce them and sound like Elvis.

But you got to love that when someone wants to go and try to utilize a little flattery there.

Yeah,

embrace it.

So back to the great movie that I'm in.

Yeah, you're coming in.

We're right.

We're making a movie.

We're going to make a movie, and we'd love to have you, but you won't play you.

You would play a different character.

Hey, hey, the main nemesis.

Did you ever see?

Yeah, the nemesis.

You would play the nemesis, which you're usually a nice, sweet man, but you are.

You'd be evil on you.

This shit up.

Let's go.

I'm ready because you just heard about the torture thing.

Yeah.

You know, I'm ready.

Yeah.

I torture Bobby.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

A hostile movie.

Yeah, he's like, yeah.

And we get capped.

We're on, we're tourists.

He's like, yeah, boys, you on a little

adventure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So human centipede, but you get surgically, you know, your penis to my bowel.

Something, I'm just throwing it out there.

Yeah, it's a workshopping thing.

Yeah, we're

not like memorizing lines, so I won't have any lines.

So spit it.

It'll just be like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

So, if you want to know if I will play somebody that's not my character, there's a commercial that I did for Uber Eats.

Play it.

We got to watch it.

We got to watch it.

That was, and they called, and I think it was actually kind of a joke that they called and wanted to know if I would do it.

And I'm like,

absolutely, I'll do it.

I'm so down with this.

I delivered all kinds of people.

You never really know who you'll meet.

Big mansion in Bumble Hills.

In two.

Pardon me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, thank you, thank you.

Splendid.

Seem different on TV.

Do you mean the flute?

Yeah, that's what it is.

The flute.

You excuse us.

Wow.

Very good, dude.

It's so good.

That's a great thing.

You being like a British dignitary

with all the fancy people around.

And everybody.

And then they, I mean, we laughed.

So those are all real actors.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So I don't know anything about real acting.

I just know.

That was so fucking good.

I just know like talking shit and laughing and having fun.

So I'm there.

So when we would cut, and I would sit there and just start busting up.

And they

held it together.

No, no, God, I had them all laughing by the end of it but i would talk to him and i'm like so i'm gonna do this little move and the and the director's like you know you don't have to give us this i'm like if i'm gonna do this man we're gonna go big or go home yeah and that was one of the funnest words awesome

well we've got we we got to slot him into something we got him well and i want to say this this is what's funny about you people probably think The joke that they're playing is people probably think he puts this on for the thing.

That's for the thing.

But this is who you are.

You show up like that's who you are.

So this is the joke that people go, I bet you he's some rich, fancy guy.

He's not this kind of guy.

Like, they think you're this guy.

That's like a snap.

No, people.

But I'm saying, the idea is people put on the mask for Hollywood and blah, blah, blah, blah.

Nah, this is guy.

They ask, I run into people all the time, and they'll go, you know, we'll meet, and we'll say, Hello, how you doing?

And I don't really have a lot of filts, I don't use real bad language in front of people I don't know, but

they'll go,

it's just the way he is on Teep.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm like, yeah, I'm not acting.

I don't, I wouldn't even know what to do because you can't fake it in that capacity because it has to be authentic.

And I think that's what people read through, like with you guys, the authenticity of this relationship and this banter and so forth.

You can't make this happen.

You can't try to be two funny guys that sit in a room and bust balls on each other if it really doesn't happen in real life.

Yeah, it doesn't.

You know, I mean, when we hate each other and we're like about to explode.

I mean, you can feel it.

Yeah, you can feel it.

Yeah.

London.

London London was bad.

London was bad.

London was really bad.

Also, I want to know.

I had a mental breakdown at Dolly World.

I had a mental attack.

It was Dolly World's badass, though.

Yeah, no, no, no.

It had nothing to do with Dolly World.

No, but I'm just saying it.

It had to do with me.

It had to do with me.

It had to do with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you drink when you did this show?

No, no, no, no.

He's been sober this whole time.

What show?

This show.

You're saying this show?

Yeah, this show.

Today?

No, not today, but in general.

No, no, no, it's not sober.

No, I got...

No, I had been relapsed on this show.

You relapsed on the show before.

I'm saying it's been a long time.

Because I was going to say that could definitely have some.

Well, we've gone to rehab together

three times now.

And it's been fun.

He's my best friend.

Well, it's true.

I mean, we've gone a few times, and it's made the show stronger.

It's made our relationship stronger.

He's my brother for life.

Where did I run into you the first time?

It was recently, a year ago.

Burt's Burch.

Burch.

Oh, Burt's premiere.

Oh, that's right.

That's where I was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That was fun.

And I love Bert.

I've had him on, I've had him on a couple shows and talk about it.

You know, the great thing about, see, it's interesting to hear that you guys say that there's beef.

I've heard about beefs in comedy for people ripping off jokes.

I've heard some of that shit.

That to me,

not such a fan of.

But when I see you guys, it's like Bert.

Bert's one of the guys that I look at, like how I treat my industry of trying to help champion people and bring people up.

And I think he's been a great

mentor or band leader or coach, but he seems to really be interested in all of his buddies and all of his friends and helping people's careers get recognized.

I got emotional.

I got we were in the Ozarks and we were backstage and I just turned to him and I got teary-eyed.

And I just said, bro, growing up, no one invited me to play.

Thanks for inviting me to play.

Yeah, he's a good player.

And I got really teary because it's like, you know, when your friends invite you to do cool shit, dude, it's just, that's all I want.

I just wanted someone to say yes.

Well, great.

Because you know the cool shit I'm going to bring you you to?

Oh, you'll be later?

Hey, brother.

No, I'm not getting you.

I'm going to bring you some cool shit.

Are you a country fan?

I love Shania Twain.

I love the double strut.

I love the tipping of the hats.

I love all that shit.

So

line dancing is big.

You go to the tipping hat all the time.

Yeah, I tip hats all the time.

His favorite bar.

Howdy.

Wait, and I asked.

Well, I'm looking forward to what I'm going to take.

We'll find out.

Can I peel off one more question to you because I'm curious about it.

People have asked me about it, what my opinion is.

How many,

is it a Chevelle?

It's a Chevelle, right?

Or it's a Camaro?

The car?

Yeah.

On the show?

Camaro.

It's a Camaro.

How many Camaros are there?

In the world?

What do you mean?

No, no.

He knows.

Snow Leopards?

He does an intro.

No, he uses them on Triple D.

But when you have the Camaro,

how many are there?

And then where do they go?

How do they go?

People want to know.

Guy, give it to me.

Inquiring minds i'm a car junkie yeah real junkie like real problem like you're sick like real problem yeah my dad when he was passing away i was i said to him i said hey dad i got everything handled man i got all your stuff handled you know and i said i just want you to and he

goes

it's not my shit i'm worried about he goes you got so many goddamn cars when you die what are you gonna do to your kids leave them all these goddamn cars he says you never drive them i said dad not everybody takes the van go off the wall throws it in the front seat of their car and cruises around town right You know, I said, this is my cars and my art.

So I collect cars.

I'm a big Chevy fan in particular.

How many cars do you think you have?

I mean.

Let me guess.

Okay.

Five.

I think you have no less than 50.

I have no less than 50.

Fuck me.

But I have every car from our childhood, from our childhood, every car that...

I wanted.

I mean, I just,

and matter of fact, one of the first times, my first restaurant that I opened, first restaurant I opened, one of my great buddies' bagliado bags, as we call them, went to college together.

We're standing out there and we're looking at the first Johnny Garlicks.

We're standing out in the parking lot.

And he says, Guido, you know why you're going to be successful?

And I'm like, because I work my ass off and because I'm a good cook.

And he goes, no, no.

Just to feed your car habit.

You're going to work just so you can buy hot rods.

Where do you put them?

He's got a fucking airplane hanger.

I have lifts.

I mean,

like I said, we're going to do fun shit.

I'm going to invite you to my house.

I live up in Northern California.

You know, people say that all the time.

Are you being real?

Are you doing Hollywood shit?

Give me your goddamn phone.

I'll put my number in there.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm telling you right now, I've been down this fucking road with a bunch of people.

No rabbit hole, buddy.

Yeah, yeah.

Hector Macho Camacho did this.

You know what I mean?

Oh, Macho Camacho did it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was the wrong number.

You know what I mean?

I did it with fucking AOC.

What?

Yeah.

When did you re-enact with that?

I was just throwing names on it.

Oh, it was very.

Oh, I was just going to say, we might have.

Dude,

I actually bought it.

Hector Macho Camacho.

I just came up.

What do you mean?

You guys were going to get hung out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, what I so anyhow, back to the car.

Yeah.

So the car, when we first did Triple D, we traveled around the country for 17 days shooting the pilot.

And every time we went to a town, the producer called the local car club and said, hey, we need a convertible because to shoot the show, you have to have, I have to be, it has to be an open top because we don't have enough lights in there.

It's not a movie car, so we're not blowing lights.

So it had to be a convertible.

So we drove around.

We went, you know, I mean, we traveled everywhere and shot the pilot.

And I drove all these different cars.

Well, when the show got picked up, they called and said, okay, hey, we got picked up.

We got eight episodes.

What of all those cars did you like?

I said, well, the Camaro, the red Camaro, one of the most iconic cars ever.

So they went and bought that exact car.

No.

That exact car.

But the problem was, being a car fanatic, I can't drive shitty cars.

And the engine didn't run.

The car didn't run well, broke down in the intersection enough times.

So when we changed production companies i said okay now i'll handle the car the car will be my baby so i went and we did a restoration on a 68 camaro beautiful restoration fantastic one and one of the best restorations

i can't even play with you on that because you own that guy guy only gets the best restoration

so i did the uh so we had the car but my boys would sit there and banter back and forth about you know it's like i'm not dying kids so don't talk about who's getting the goddamn

Yeah.

You know, this is morph.

40 years away from that.

Yeah, yeah.

So, anyhow, I got this idea.

I said, you know what?

I want to take the car and I want to upgrade the car.

I want to put some real big, big motor.

It had a 502 in it.

And so I went to my really good buddy Rory at VP Speed Shop and I said, Rory, I want you to make me two

identical.

Name the movie.

Anybody?

Identical.

Oh, shit.

I love this guy.

Wait.

Mom.

Identical.

And Glarian Gun Ross.

No, no.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No way.

It's not going to trial.

You shot a good old boy.

Oh.

Stark G and Hutch.

Wait.

Tango and Cash.

I'm just throwing out two.

Oh, it's one of my favorite movies.

And it was just.

What's the movie?

What's the movie?

The entire store.

Glory of the Rings.

The entire store got the flu.

So, yes, I wear this ridiculous outfit in your honor.

You're honest.

Is this my cousin Vinny?

Absolutely.

Yeah, I was like, I knew I knew it.

Savant.

Well, you know, when you said, when you did identical, I knew, I was like, how am I not hearing that?

I dentle.

Yeah.

So, anyhow.

I'm two for two today with Guy Fieri.

I'm fucking.

You're amped.

You're crushing.

Shut up, dude.

He's going to give you his phone number.

I love the movie quotes and the movie trivia shit.

Not that I watched all the movies.

But I stopped watching a movie like 20 years ago.

So it's only the movie.

You got to watch weapons.

Oh, yeah.

Is that a porno?

No.

It's the best movie I've seen in five years.

I love weapons.

Weapons.

Yeah, it's so scary.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Okay.

Anyway, back to the class.

Identical.

Identical.

Rabbit hole.

I can't say it.

Identical.

So I go and I said to Rory, I said, I want you to make me two identical 68 Super Sport Camaros.

And

I want you to make them so perfect that I can't tell which is the original.

Fuck.

So Rory and his team, and we filmed it.

We made a show about it, actually, because it was such a big deal, so iconic.

And so he makes the cars and he gets them done.

And I invite all my friends and family.

He's got about 150 people there.

And we film the

crescendo and they bring the car out.

They give everybody a voting paper.

Is it car A or car B?

Wow, fun.

Okay, so everybody walks around.

We film this, all right?

Now, come on.

I'm not dumb.

I know shit.

You know.

Okay.

I mean, I give marital advice, and I've been married for the

dating advice.

I've been married for 30 years.

I'm pretty sharp.

So I know in the Camaro, in the original Camaro, there's a scratch in the windshield down in the lower left corner over by the VIN number.

Why is that?

Why?

Because I drive the car a bunch of times and I just saw it there and

that kind of little thing

ticks me.

Yeah, yeah.

So, and I also know that in the passenger side window railing, there is a screw that is a little tarnished and a little bit rusted.

You are sick.

He's sick.

Okay, it's really, listen.

Do you know how many times I've made my wife stop the car?

Now you drive slow and I'm on the side of the road and then I walk along the road listening to the car to find out where the goddamn squeak is.

On family, wow, wow, wow, wow.

This guy's totaled like six cars.

Yeah.

All right.

So it's an issue.

But yeah, long story short, so everybody's done.

So I go to my parents, I go to my kids.

I say, listen, the scratch in the windshield is the thing to look for.

So everybody knows this.

All right.

So that's the original car.

So we get done.

Everybody votes.

Okay.

And everybody in the group picks car A.

Yeah.

My family, the small group of us, pick, like 20 of us pick car B.

Right.

You suckers.

I know.

I'm so not stupid.

Yeah, yeah.

We're filming the whole thing.

And they go, and the reveal is car,

the original car is car

A.

Wow.

And I'm like, what?

What?

There's a scratch in the windshield.

Yeah, we knew you knew about it.

We took the windshield out and we put it in car B.

Oh, my God.

Rory.

Rory.

Son of a bitch, Rory.

Well, anyhow, the cars are badass.

I'm telling you, they're 700 horsepower plus.

I mean, just really,

they're 2,022 race cars with 68 bodies on them.

But the great thing is the fans love them.

And we have a couple other 68s at some of our restaurants in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and one that we're doing in Myrtle Beach.

But the 68 Camaro has really become a big thing.

It's amazing.

Pigeon Forge, by the way.

Shout out to

Dolly World, baby.

Well, we have.

That's where she is.

We have downtown Flavor Town there.

Yeah, I know.

We walked right by it.

Oh, we went right by it.

If I went to any of your restaurants, could I drop your name?

You're going to have my number,

okay?

And I'll make sure that they get you seated within two hours.

How many people literally like.

We know Guy Fieri, so we got a table real fast, please.

All right, so listen, Guy, we want to thank you very graciously.

I got to go home now.

No, no, no.

We're going to do your show.

Yeah, no, we're going to go do I show.

I'm having too much fun with this.

We're having more more fun now.

We're going to wrap up our show and say thank you graciously for coming and being so great.

It means the world to us.

You've taught me so many things.

We are huge fans.

We love to do this.

If you can look into your camera and say thank you for being a bad friend.

Thank you very much.

From the bottom of my heart, for my entire family and to yours, thank you for being a bad friend.