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I go beep beep longer than your bee beep.

B-B-B birthday boy.

Birthday boy.

Die, die soon.

Ten more years.

Coma, coma.

No girl.

Bump up.

Die alone.

Bump up.

Shoot my face.

Don't dun dun dun dun.

It was a girl.

It was all good.

I could sing.

Let me do your life song.

And he will not die alone.

He'll have a fulfilled life with a beautiful wife and a couple of kids.

And he'll go fly a kite down by the ocean.

And one of his kids will walk.

Does it lion at the end?

And he'll go.

What a birthday celebration.

What a beautiful, beautiful day.

And let let me say something.

I appreciate everyone showing up to my party.

So

we rented a bowling alley.

Yeah.

Mantros.

Mantros.

Shout out to Mantros Bowl, man.

Yeah, it was an intimate little setting.

Awesome.

Eight lanes.

Yeah, there were some people I was like, why are you here?

Well, let me guess who.

You know, but

most people were like, oh.

Pleasant surprises.

There was a couple of people that didn't show up that I thought would show up, and I think maybe it's...

Well, Paul 8 did it's too far, buddy.

It's not far at all.

It was 15 minutes.

I have my dog, he said.

Bring the dog.

No, we already had one.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then who else?

It was funny because there was all these different camps, too.

Well, it was the Tiger Belly camp and the Bad Friends camp.

Bad Friends Camp.

But then there was also other pockets of things.

There were other pockets of comics.

You had a lot of younger comics.

Yeah, younger comics, open micers.

How was my speech?

It was amazing.

You called everyone an open micer.

A lot of people that weren't open micers, he called open micers.

They were kind of open open mike-y.

I don't really, I don't, that's a subjective term.

And then I did a speech.

What did I say?

Did I mention, who did I mention in my speech?

Of course, you.

Did I mention you?

You mentioned me, Kalila.

I was very sad.

You mentioned me and Kalila and the bad friends.

Yeah, you mentioned bad friends, though, before Tiger Belly was.

That is true.

Yeah.

Why?

Well, it's by ranking.

Yeah.

Kalila did a phenomenal job.

Phenomenal job.

Phenomenon job.

One of the most phenomenal jobs I've ever seen.

And I also met the big bad wolf.

Oh, Oh, you did.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MON.

I will blow your house down.

Dude.

Dude, one of the nicest, coolest dudes.

He was over today.

By the way.

Yeah.

Handsome.

But my point is, is that great.

Let me say the rankings of gifts.

Okay, gift ranking time.

Okay.

Gift ranking time, dude.

And I'm going to say this in the most honest way possible.

Please.

Okay.

Not only was this gift the best gift of the party,

probably one of the best gifts I've ever received in my life.

Whoa.

And that's Gene Hong.

He gave me

the, no,

Andrew.

Andrew gave me something that was such a surprise out of left field, right?

Here's what I want to be surprised.

You love a good surprise.

Right.

Number two, it's got to have value.

Financial value matters to you.

Yes.

No.

Sentimental value.

That's

bullshit.

Yeah.

Hello.

We bought you $500 Louis Vuitton glasses.

You go, I want the expensive ones.

Yeah.

And you got me those.

We did.

We did.

We went back and got you.

But here's the thing: okay, what you gave me was shocking.

You didn't expect it.

It was the best gift I ever got.

Can I tell people what it was?

Of course you can.

Yeah.

He gave me.