Bobby Turns 54

ABC Wednesdays, the Golden Bachelor is all new.

Hi, Mel.

Hello.

Former NFL star Mel Owens is looking for his second chance at love.

I'm hopeful that I'll find true love.

But these women are in a league of their own.

Mel has never been exposed to women like us.

I don't know how he can handle it all.

The Golden Bachelor season premiere.

To love, happiness, and fun.

Wednesdays, 9-8 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

You two are bad friends.

Who are these two idiots?

White dude and an Asian dude.

You two are disgusting.

We're bad friends.

Don't do that.

To you.

Hold up.

Happy birthday

to you.

Get the gong out.

Happy birthday,

dear Bobby.

Happy birthday

to

you.

54 years old.

You look so good for 54 years old.

Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here in the year of our Lord 2025?

I hope you don't die.

I hope you don't die either, bud.

I hope I don't die either, dude.

Thank God you won't.

won't is that your fear that i'm gonna die yeah you look really old

what

do you think about me dying yeah like ever since i looked at that photo i feel like you're closer to death that's why what photo the one that at the melany sent me for your passport oh yeah oh well no that was a small zimpic phase can we can we bring up episode one of this show just so we can stay a still frame and look what you look like then look what i looked like then we can just do a little throwback just just so we can see what we look like.

Yeah.

Click on the first episode we ever did, Bad Friends Episode 1,

and let's see what we look like.

I don't want to hear anything, but wow.

Wow.

Look at the difference.

Wow.

Wow.

Look at you now and look at you then.

It's like 20 years have passed.

Yeah, you're like Obama after he left office.

Yeah, yeah.

That's a stressful.

Wow.

Wow.

Same thing.

I shaved my beard.

We both look the same.

No, no.

I look younger then?

Yes.

Yeah, you look like a child.

Look at little young Bob.

And now you're older.

Oh, watch what?

And wiser.

Look at how clean your arms are.

No liver spots.

No nothing.

Oh, my God.

You're right.

Well, you look fatter.

You do look fatter.

Thank you, McConne.

God, McConnell.

You're trying to get on my good side, baby.

Yeah, dude.

You look skinny mini now.

Yeah.

I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione.

Yeah, free Bobby.

That's funny.

People say it all the time online.

They do.

Yeah, yeah.

No one says that.

They really do.

What?

They say it all the time.

I'm the Korean.

The sexiest guy in the world.

But the Korean version.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You look at him.

But they do call me the Korean mangiano.

And also,

I saw a photo of him today, and I have to be honest with you, am I expressing my feelings?

About Luigi?

Yeah, let's hear it.

Yeah, yeah.

Ah, that's fuck.

You like him, huh?

You really?

He's so hot.

Look at him there.

Yeah.

He's a murdering fool.

You know who he looks like?

James Franco and Sam Sam Morell.

He's like, if they mixed.

A little Sam Morell.

A little Sam Murrell.

5%.

The curly hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He also bulked up.

He got bigger.

Well, you got to get Jack before you go to the

jail.

Yeah.

Prison rules, dude.

Yeah.

Handsome.

You think that he's going to get.

Is he going to get the death penalty?

He's going to go to real prison prison?

He's going to go to prison.

Yeah.

Is he in jail now or prison prison?

He's in jail.

You go to jail until you're hearing and then...

But the trial started today?

Yeah.

Second-degree murder.

But the Mangioni lawyer said they had a big win today, right?

Big win.

Big win for the kid, didn't he?

No terrorism charge.

No terrorism charge.

No terrorists.

Right.

No terrorist charge.

Good escape, man.

Yeah.

Would you date him if he got out?

Of course.

This is why they write letters to people in prison.

Like this girl, you know, like those,

like...

There's a thing on TikTok I've seen where female inmates are like, hi, 14,442.

I'm in Pacoima, and I'm getting out in June, and I just want to meet a nice guy.

I know.

And the responses are insane.

The amount of guys that line up.

Oh, my God.

You saw on Netflix, there's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison.

Yeah.

A doctor.

God.

Well, just because she's a doctor?

Yeah.

She likes.

I think when you get excited.

I think when you get excited, it just comes out weird.

Well, he's...

I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you.

McCona and I were saying.

Tiger Blood.

Tiger Blood.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And also, he

admitted that he

cat blood.

He admitted that he

liked bulls.

He likes guys.

Really?

In the documentary, spoiler alert, he says that he was tired of the, at some point, you get tired of one side of the menu and you flip it over and you try the other side of the menu.

And we thought of you because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants.

So.

You're trying the other side?

Well,

when I was in high school, I did try some.

Charlie Sheen.

You You know what I mean?

You share a lot of similarities.

That doesn't offend me.

It shouldn't.

I'm not saying that.

You know what offends me?

What?

Cat blood.

That.

I have tiger.

So you're saying that Charlie Sheen,

he loves tiger blood, but I love cat blood.

Why can't it be tiger blood?

It's not that he loves, it's that he has tiger blood.

Yeah, I mean, I have it.

I mean, yeah.

No, you have cat blood.

Yeah.

You're more of a cat.

You know, you roam, you sleep, your hours are odd.

You don't really like people that much, but you really secretly do.

You're a cat.

How are you not a cat?

You're absolutely a cat.

Yeah.

I am a cat, right?

You look like a furry right now.

What?

A furry.

You look like a furry.

God damn it, Jules.

It's my birthday.

It is your birthday.

Be supportive.

We saw weapons together.

You already saw it.

I saw it again with her.

Did you like it?

It's so good.

It is so good.

Did you see it?

No.

Why?

I'm holding out.

You refuse.

I'm holding out for when it gets to DVD.

I want to watch it.

It is out.

On DVD?

We streamed it at my house.

I want to buy it on DVD.

Oh, Blu-ray.

I still want to watch it.

Oh, you want to put the thing.

He wants the VHS tape.

I'm old school.

Yeah, okay.

I tried to go watch it, but I was out of town, so I just got back.

And then I tried, and my wife doesn't want to see it, so I got to go alone.

Or I got to go on the road.

Yeah.

Why doesn't your wife want to see it?

I think because she saw the trailer and was like, is it scary?

Is it, what is it?

She doesn't like scary scary movies.

She doesn't, she likes them okay.

Yeah, that's not her favorite.

Yeah, so I was like, I'll go see it alone on the road.

Scariest movie of all time, scariest movie of all time.

Yeah, um,

quick, the scariest movie of all time, scariest movie of all time,

when Harry Met Sally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the scariest movie?

The orgasm scene in the Einer.

Oh, my God.

I ran out of the theater.

What's the scariest movie of all time?

What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Did you ever see when Harry met?

No, she doesn't know what that is.

Okay.

What's the scariest movie of all time?

I mean, being real?

Because I was going to say Shrek.

Because you were doing that.

Well, Shrek throwback, dude.

Oh, Guy Fieti throwback.

Yeah, yeah.

Our buddy Guy was texting us today big time.

He was blowing us up.

I love it.

Yeah.

I would say The Exorcist.

That freaked me out the most because I watched it too young.

Yeah, when you were young watching it?

Because you'd never seen anything like it.

I wasn't supposed to watch it.

My babysitter showed it to me.

Yeah, it's just the.

So, so bad, right?

Is that what happened in your house, dude?

Did you watch stuff you weren't supposed to watch?

Well, who was your babysitter as a kid?

The trees?

Maybe, but it's always my uncles were just like.

Watch over her.

That smoking man in the tree.

What's a smoking man?

Agda.

Huh?

Agda.

Agda.

Please watch over her.

Agda.

No, but my uncles were always just watching porn.

Oh, okay.

Those can be scary.

Those can be very scary.

Those are very scary.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's gross.

Your uncle would just watch porn in the living room?

Yeah, and then my cousins and I would just be laughing.

Gross.

That's so insane.

What about the uncle that chops people up with machetes?

He's still scary, but he's so scary, that guy.

I've seen him watch sports.

Oh, you're never?

So for your birthday, what's big?

What's coming up?

Do you want your gift?

Not yet.

Okay.

Edging.

I'm going to edge the gift.

Well, the thing about gifts is that people don't really give me the right gifts.

That's right.

Well, they don't cost enough for you.

Oh, my God, what?

I mean, we did put effort in this year, so to act defeated beforehand.

It's just based on history.

How about this?

Yeah.

What do you want to have happen this year different than the last year?

Well, I kind of want to do it like mafia style, actually.

What does that mean?

You know, when the mafia weddings,

the envelope.

You want to go around?

You want the envelope of cash?

I'll do that tomorrow when I come see you together.

An envelope of cash is, I think, the most respectful gift.

Yeah, but the amount of cash you want is people aren't going to give you cash.

Even if it's $50.

Well, that's exactly.

I say you work at Chipotle and you come to to my birthday party.

Okay.

Give me five bucks.

Okay.

And then if you work at a bigger job, you have to give more money.

What's the David Spade comes?

Give me a grand.

Okay, give you a grand.

Yeah.

Well, you know, he's not coming to your birthday party.

I know.

I've had some people, because I guess it's a surprise.

I don't know who's going.

Yeah, you don't know.

I don't know.

I know.

But people are texting me directly.

Like, I can't make it.

But I'm not the one that.

Surprise.

Yeah, I know.

I'm not the one.

Do you know where it is or what's going on?

Like Sia.

You know, the singer?

Yeah.

She texted me today.

I can't make it.

And I'm like, and then

Kalilo in-

I cannot make your birthday party.

Your birthday party.

If she sung you that at a voice message.

Dude, that would have crazy.

She's the best, though.

Have you ever been to her house?

No, I haven't been to her fucking house.

I've been to Sia's house.

I hate when the internet is like, do you know what is Hollywood?

You hang out with fucking Hollywood people all the time.

I I didn't know who she was liar anyway liar at one time she came out on her balcony right did she sing during COVID I think the Pope and she sang from the balcony

and we're all like in the garden and stuff like in a picnic kind of an area whoa right and we were just tears just singing like a cappella fake tears fake tears but they're still tears nonetheless what yeah i put tears or fake yeah i put water

no no no i um so she so do you know where the birthday party is?

You do?

Yeah, of course.

I'm asking if you do.

I don't know.

That's why I'm going to get it out of you right now.

No chance.

Yeah, because you're my best friend.

Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's surprise?

It doesn't matter.

It does matter.

That's why it's a surprise.

So in the place that we're having it,

am I going to be like, oh, my God, I can't believe it?

Yes.

I think so.

Are you invited?

No.

Okay.

Why wouldn't they invite the team?

I told them not to.

I see.

It was pretty deliberate.

Carlos, are you invited?

No, I'm not going.

Yeah.

You're invited, but you're not going?

And I said, no, I'm not invited, and I'm not going.

How about with you, McConnell?

Oh, my God.

Well, I didn't, I told, I said not to invite them.

You wanted to invite these guys?

Yes.

Why?

You're from my family.

You want famous people around.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

what?

You do want famous people.

What's going on?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Art Shia.

And if they did go, they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the, you know, yeah, not in the same area, right?

Of course, yeah, yeah, you're in the kitchen, that's right.

Are you going?

Yeah, you are.

Interesting.

Do you know where it is?

No.

Oh,

you fucking liar, dude.

Are you a liar?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You know.

You know.

So I went somewhere Sunday night, and it was almost incredible.

It was incredible.

Where?

I went to a symphony at the Greek theater.

Did you really?

Yeah.

Who did you go see?

The LA Philharmonic?

Or no?

I don't know who it is.

Who played there?

It was the music of Stardew Valley.

What?

Yeah.

A symphony played the music of Stardew Valley at the Greek or at the, what did you say?

At the Greek.

The Greek theater, yeah.

I love the Greek.

Two shows sold out.

Stardew Valley, a symphony of Stardewians.

Yeah.

And I went and I went backstage.

I said hi to Eric Broney, the creator, because he's done Tiger Buddies.

I know him.

And he went up on stage.

And when the music started playing, and

asked my friend that was with me, I did cry.

Oh, it was that beautiful.

The tears were like, Oh, I'm 54 and I play games.

That's cool, you know, but that's your game.

Golf is my dumb game.

You like this?

Everyone has dumb games, yeah.

But it was, it was kind of like surreal because it's like, I discovered the game on my own

just by somebody mentioning it somewhere.

I was like, So it wasn't on your own?

I discovered it completely organically on my own.

A friend of mine recommended it.

It's like the opposite.

All right.

So the symphony was great, and

he went up on stage and he made a little speech.

And it was just nice.

It was beautiful.

Yeah.

I really liked that.

Mentioned my name.

He mentioned your name?

I didn't say that.

What did he say?

Nothing.

He just did a little speech up on stage.

What did he say?

Nothing.

Did he say it's Bobby Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee?

I just basically said, you know, last time I was in L.A., you know, I hung out with Bobby Lee.

Did the crowd go nuts?

Half applause.

Were you backstage?

No, I was in the audience.

You sat in the regular seat.

In the bucket seats.

What is a bucket seat seats?

Not the bucket seats, but the

VIP.

The VIP.

Since her mom left, the house is a disaster.

Quiet.

Smells like shit.

It's a disaster.

Smells like shit.

Yeah, and then Jules is like, what?

I can do it.

I can take care of it.

Yeah, yeah.

I said, I would help clean,

but not the deep cleaning.

What?

do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone there yeah

well you know it's silent when no one's there it's nice to have people around yeah when her mom and her are there and the dog he loves my mom so much it's crazy yeah she is wonderful she's a wonderful woman and um

it's like what you're her kid yeah

and she's like my mom She does everything.

The way she folds the socks and the underwear.

And everything is beautiful.

Yeah.

She does a great job.

She does.

Yeah, I miss her.

And she's going to come back in October.

You have a mom still, you know?

Yeah, but she's just like, you know, just knee-deep and, you know, K-pop.

Did she call you?

I mean, she's texting you.

She'll text me tomorrow on my birthday.

We text every night.

What's a late-night text from your mom say?

You up?

No.

What?

No, she'll go,

rest in peace.

You know what I mean?

Rest in peace.

She sends you death texts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rest in peace.

You know, and she'll go,

she'll have some sort of poem sometimes give me a poem yeah i'll give you yeah i'll

yeah she'll have some sort of like wisdom or of some sort of wisdom new weird day

yeah oh what the heck

hope you sleep well

yeah what's been going on in your world

nothing nothing at all you're not doing anything are you dating someone right now no stuff like this but bobby thinks i'm a lesbian now soft night soft night she texted you soft night yeah that's not really a quote no that's cute yeah Soft night.

Oh, here's another one.

Good night, sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always.

That's beautiful.

What did you respond to?

Let me see.

Just like nine hearts.

Just hearts?

Yeah.

That's it?

Hearts, yeah.

Say something nice back.

I'll send her photos.

Is she a Riah girl?

What?

It's like you're texting me.

Like, I'll send her photos like this.

Of just you in in front of thousands of people.

That's very funny.

You know why?

Do you know why?

Why?

Because they never, in the beginning, they were like, you know what I mean?

They never believed in you.

Yeah, don't, you know, you're not going to make it.

Right?

And so it's my way of just going, good night.

That's so funny.

Sweet, vindictive still after all these years.

Yeah, sleep tight.

You don't need to do that.

I just do it every once in a while.

And then sometimes I'll just another thing, I think I sent her.

I'll make her a collage of like,

you know what I mean, on my apps of her of her face

when she was young.

You know what I mean?

Just a reminder, she's not young anymore.

No, just to go, I'm thinking about you.

I send her a photo of me, you, and Guy Fieri.

That's a good photo.

You know what I mean?

What did she say to that picture?

She has no idea who they are.

Anybody.

So I'll send her stuff.

And,

yeah.

What was the question?

Go ahead.

Why do you think she's a lesbian now?

Are you dating women at all?

Well, the other night,

she doesn't know.

What do you mean I don't know?

Let me finish.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I mixed emotional.

No, yeah, what's going on?

It's your birthday.

You're emotional.

Okay.

So the other night, I go, good night.

She goes, good night, right?

So I go upstairs.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And I barricade my door so no one gets in.

Who's coming in?

The cats, Guner.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, and then the outside.

Remember, Guner escaped.

Anyway,

so I go, good night.

And then at like three in the morning, I'm like, God, I want a chocolate pie.

Everybody does.

Yeah.

Who doesn't want a chocolate pie at Do you like those chocolate pieces?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want a chocolate pie.

But then to unbarricade my door, and then I have another thing that I had to unbarricade to get to the chocolate pie.

Imagine if you, if like something happened to you, somebody needed to get to you.

Oh, I'd be burned alive.

Yeah, it'd be done.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm like, I laid there for like a bit going, no chocolate pie, no chocolate pie.

Chocolate pie, chocolate pie.

And then chocolate pie won.

Chocolate pie always won.

Yeah, so I go out.

And then when I'm going to chocolate, obviously in my living room, I'm like, oh, I should just go out in the balcony and have a cigarette.

Right.

So I choke a pie, cigarette.

Great combination.

Why not?

And look, it's three in the morning.

Chocolate pie, puff.

Chocolate pie, puff, right?

Well, chocolate pie, always first.

Okay.

I look at the driveway, and there's another car

in the driveway that wasn't there before.

Interesting.

Interesting, right?

Interesting.

It's interesting.

Interesting.

And I'm not, you know, I'm not the Pink Panther.

I'm not an investigator.

I'm looking at the car.

I'm like, who the fuck?

Right.

So I texted her.

And she, I'm not going to say her name, but she goes, my friends,

let's just make it up.

Lulu.

Lulu's over.

Yeah, Lulu's over.

And I go, oh.

At three in the morning.

At three in the morning.

And I go, that's fine.

She's down here eating a choco pie, too.

Yeah, yeah.

We're just friends.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's how that, that's what they say.

But they were all partying.

She's my roommate, dad.

But they were our partying, I think.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

You guys were drinking?

Yeah.

You being bad?

And we went to a gay bar.

Which one?

I mean, it's all lining up.

You went to a gay bar?

Where'd you go?

I forgot what what it's called, but I gave a male stripper $1, and then he grinded on me.

Hmm.

Very good.

Wow.

So you went to a gay bar.

By the way, can we say this in all seriousness?

No, no, no,

at gay bars, you got to be careful.

A lot of spiking of drinks.

You know that, right?

That's a big deal in Weehoe.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They got busted again, that place.

What do they spike?

They spike girls' drinks.

With what?

So weirdo straight dudes will go to gay bars, spike girls' drinks.

Because straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars.

They spike their drinks and then they take them home.

Wow.

Yeah, it was, what's it?

It was happening all the time at the Abbey.

They got in trouble for it.

Wow.

They got caught and the guys were out there.

So be careful of the drinks that you get.

Please be very careful because people are spiking their drinks.

Yeah.

Just be careful at all bars, not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks because you young ladies going out, some creepo, you know what I mean?

Be careful.

Do you ever drink beer?

I hate beer.

Damn, because that's what you do.

You get a bottled beer.

That way they can't.

It's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer.

What do you drink when you go out?

I just close it.

There's no lid?

With her hand.

I just cover it with my hands.

You do?

Yeah.

Good.

What do you drink?

Just like a.

Well, I just do a tequila shot, so it's over.

Oh, that's good.

Okay.

Take a shot and get it over with.

Be careful.

But also, be careful, please.

Yeah.

How are you getting home?

Is she driving?

Uber.

Lulu didn't drive?

No.

Tekyla says not to drive.

Yeah, don't drive.

So stupid.

So I know the mattress that we're because the mattress that she uses.

Friends, we can.

I'm not done stalking.

I'm not done talking.

The mattress that they use is this big.

It's this big.

It's the size of the table, right?

So you guys are just like sardines in there.

Yeah, and we even shower together.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I mean, we've done it.

Yeah.

It's so funny.

For a second, I was like, that's, that's, yeah, we do that.

We do.

Okay, that's fine.

Yeah, yeah.

But wait a minute.

This is your best friend or just a friend?

I feel like we're best friends.

You are?

Okay, and she sleeps over.

Yeah.

I've met her, right?

No, you haven't.

She's coming tomorrow, too.

So you sneak.

Is she white?

No, she's

Honduran.

She's Honduran.

Oh, Honduran.

Honduran.

And how'd you meet her?

At college?

Cool, yeah.

Yeah, yeah?

When she was in a class?

Yeah.

Who initiated?

What do you mean initiated?

Well, who says hi first?

Who became becoming a friend is a thing.

I think I did.

so I'm her.

I'm Lulu.

Yeah, there's Lulu.

God, this test is so hard.

It's like the curriculum.

Yeah.

Tell me about it.

The curriculum is difficult.

Tell me about it, Lulu.

Jimmy, you're the best.

You ever want to go out and get a drink?

No.

Why not?

Because I like

other genders.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh.

Other genders.

All right.

Anyway, let's go back to this thesis.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Gross, be careful.

I know.

She's a jungle girl.

Yeah.

My name is.

I thought it was a baby orangutan at first.

What's your name?

Yeah, what's your name?

Hi, I'm Lulu.

This is Jimmy.

What's up?

He's on the football team.

I just want to talk to you.

He's on the football team.

You don't want to talk to me?

I'm on the football team.

I don't care.

Wow.

Gay.

Yeah.

That's so gay.

Anyway, what's up?

You want to share

this book so we can work together on the lab?

That's how it starts.

That's how it starts.

That's how it started.

Oh, and she was a gal?

Yeah.

Oh, cool.

And does she know who you are?

A big podcast?

A little bit.

She knows about your podcast of fame?

No.

Yeah, she does.

Do you feel famous?

No.

You are, though.

I don't feel it.

Really?

No one says...

No one ever says, hey, aren't you on bad friends?

No, and we hang out.

No one.

That's not what your sister and your mom says i don't know when you walk when you walk around la people don't say hi to you

no all right well everybody in la please run up to her and say hi every time you see it don't be shy don't be shy take photos she loves photos yeah yeah she always wants to take a photo so this new friend of yours there is nothing there you're just friends yeah we're just friends but then tito wabi tells everyone in the family that i'm a lesbian well it doesn't mean you're a lesbian it means that you

and i would i would encourage it and i would love it in my life to be if you're honest i know and then when i if you want to disrespect the Lord, that's on you.

Yeah.

That is on you if you want to disrespect the Lord.

I won't stand for it.

Won't be having that in my house, pal.

Don't bring her over.

I'm going to meet.

We're going to meet her tomorrow.

Yeah.

Exciting.

Yeah.

What's her?

Okay.

Imagine they pull up on a Subaru.

What car was in the driveway?

I don't know what it was.

Swedar.

Should have clocked it.

I know.

Then we would know.

Really?

If it's a Subaru, why?

Subaru's dead giveaway.

It's a what?

Honda.

Honda.

Very vague.

Good.

It could be anybody.

It could be anything, yeah.

It really could go anywhere.

Them, he, she.

How many of your friends have pronouns like that?

Does anybody say, hey, please call me they?

I think just two.

Two, that's a lot.

It's more than zero.

Just two.

What do they say?

They're they?

They, them.

They, them.

Do you have trans friends?

No, just

gay, lesbian.

They're bad at grammar.

Yeah.

They're bad grandma.

By the way, coming from you, broken English guy?

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, can you write a complete sentence?

Cat.

I doubt it.

Did your students have fun at that show that you brought him to?

They love it.

They did?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He wants to bring more students back over here.

But I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two.

No, but they came to the comedy store.

Oh, really?

Was I on that?

No, I wasn't there.

No, it was Leno, right?

Jay Leno?

Jay Leno.

Yeah.

Leno was on at the store.

What a legend.

And did they like the whole show?

They like it.

Yeah.

Why is Makung going back and forth like this?

It's really driving me crazy.

Birthday stuff, you know?

Oh, birthday stuff.

Oh, but that's that.

Well, how about let's give you your gift?

Let me give you a gift.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah.

It's Korean.

I'm Korean.

Happy, happy birthday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Happy birthday.

Oh,

this is what I like to see.

This is what I like to say.

Happy birthday, Bobby, the Bad Friends Gang.

Already it's great.

Sunglasses?

I don't know.

I love it already.

What if you don't?

What if it's not?

It doesn't matter.

I know you've done this before, right?

Where you used to fill this bottle with tap water.

Sink water, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

So this could be from, like, you know what I mean?

You never know.

Pay less shoes.

You could be raw stress for a lesson there.

Yeah, yeah.

But sometimes you have to learn a lesson.

Other side.

Don't ruin the box.

Okay.

Oh, it's already legit.

What is it?

It's glasses.

Is it?

Yeah.

Let's see.

Yep, glasses.

Wow.

Wow.

Let's take a look.

High end.

Highest of the end.

Whoa.

What do you think, kiddo?

I have to see them first.

Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Wow.

Put them on.

Look at these.

Oh.

Oh, those are pretty cool.

Your eyes look normal now.

You got me round glasses just to do that joke.

It did work.

I mean, it landed.

Yeah.

Just imagine, look at you.

You look skinny and cool.

Let me look at it in the mirror here.

Wow.

Those are sick.

Wow.

Wow.

It's pretty cool, man.

You like them?

I do like them.

So we're not going to return them.

We can't because we bought them on sale.

Did you really?

Yeah, we can't return them.

I mean, it's not really my style, but I'll try.

Oh, okay.

So we missed.

See, that's the thing about gifts.

Is that you're not good at receiving them?

Oh, here we go.

You're going to start a fight with me?

I just want to be honest.

I'm being authentic myself.

It's okay if you don't like them.

No, I like them a lot.

Who picked out the style, do you think?

Not you.

Who did?

True classic.

You love it.

You look good.

I love it.

You love it when you wear it.

You always say you look buff.

Yeah, when we're in the golf, on the golf range, sometimes you wear True Classic.

I wore True Classic to the range when it took you to hit golf balls.

The guys at the True Classic started with a simple mission to bring premium, comfortable clothing to the masses because looking and feeling great shouldn't come with a designer's price tag.

Everything is so expensive these days.

Don't let a nice shirt be that expensive, okay?

Clearly, people agree with this.

People vote with their dollars.

True Classic has sold over 25 million shirts to more than 5 million customers, racking up over 200,000 five-star reviews.

You can feel the difference.

You really can, actually.

The fabric, the fit is so nice.

Confidence.

And you can also, you know, wear it all over the place.

Whether I am doing it on the golf course, you go to a nice dinner or something, taking a nice lady out like you do.

You look clean with it.

You look clean because it's tailored where you want it, relax where you need it.

No bunching, no stiff fabric, no BS, clean, effortless fit that actually works in real life.

How do you find it?

You can find it on Amazon, Target, Costco, Sam's Club, or head to trueclassic.com/slash bad friends.

Try them out for yourself.

Forget the overpriced designer brands.

Skip the cheap.

Throw away that stuff.

True Classic is built for comfort, built to last, and built to give back.

Shopify.

We would not have a business without Shopify.

Shopify is our

foundation.

That is our foundation.

Shopify is our online business system.

It's a unified command center for all your retail businesses, no matter what you're doing.

It brings together in-store and online operations across up to a thousand locations.

We've been using Shopify since the jump on this show.

So if you're looking to get merch from us, whatever you buy, we use Shopify.

And let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive.

With Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first-party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge.

The truth is, it's been proven based on a report from EY businesses on Shopify POS.

See real results.

22, like 22, you guys, percent better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

And we have seen Shopify help us personally get whatever you guys are looking for from us to you.

So start shopping with Shopify.

Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com/slash bad friends.

Go to shopify.com/slash bad friends.

That's shopify.com/slash bad friends.

This is a Bose moment.

You're 10 boring blocks from home until the beat drops in Bose clarity.

And the baseline transforms boring into maybe the best part of your your day.

Your life deserves music.

Your music deserves Bose.

Shop Bose.com/slash Spotify.

Andreas, because this is his style.

The round, you know what I mean?

You think it's Andreas?

Yeah.

Who do you think picked those glasses out?

Carlos?

Carlos.

That's his style.

That's not the same Louis Vuitton round style.

I thought it was the.

He said those were the best.

But the bigger ones were too like gay, Tim Dillon-y.

Oh, I see.

Less sunglasses.

Yeah, yeah.

If you don't like them, we'll take them back.

Okay.

We'll take them back.

They look good though.

Yeah, they're good.

He doesn't like them.

I love them.

Thank you.

The hardest person to buy a gift for.

It's all.

So that's all.

That's what cash.

No one's going to give you cash.

If you don't like them, we'll take it back.

No, I really appreciate it.

What a pleasure.

That's all we wanted to hear.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

I really, really appreciate it.

And

happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Wow.

Happy birthday, senor Bobi.

Happy birthday

to you.

Whoa, make a did you make a fucking wish?

Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

Is there ice cream inside?

We'll find out.

Oh, the dress.

The dressing.

The fucking icing is great.

The dressing is good.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

I really appreciate it.

You want me to cut up pieces of cake?

Yeah.

54 years old.

I know.

It's unbelievable.

So how do you want to do this?

You want me to cut this up?

Or do you just want to just eat it yourself?

No, you cut it.

Cut it, baby.

All right, so you didn't, so you did or didn't like your first gift?

I loved it.

Yeah.

I thought about it.

I love it.

And I'm really grateful.

And thank you so much for watching.

Thank you so much for it.

I'm going to keep them forever.

All right, good.

Well, we have another gift for you.

I'd love to see another one.

We have one more gift for you.

And I'm going to be very grateful.

Did you get him a gift or are you going to bring it tomorrow?

Tomorrow.

Okay.

Okay.

Put the mic closer to your face.

It's been so long since I've said that.

Yeah, yeah.

What?

Get quiet.

Yeah, get closer to the mic.

Hello.

Just pull it towards the mic.

Yeah.

There it is.

And here comes your other gift.

Oh.

Hello?

Hello.

Do I know her?

No, take a seat.

She's this.

Yeah.

She's a psychic?

This is the first woman you ever dated.

No, no.

She's a psychic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's a psychic.

She's going to.

You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to.

If you want to, you can.

Do I hear myself in there?

You can do, yeah.

I don't want to hear myself in there.

Yeah.

Okay.

That makes sense.

That's why some people don't like it.

Yeah.

You smell so good.

Oh, thank you.

What's your name?

My name is Ashley.

Ashley.

Are you gypsy?

No.

Oh, my God.

Right away.

I want it.

What?

Right away.

I want gypsy.

Okay, bro.

Okay, sorry.

Can I ask?

Can I ask?

Turkish?

No.

Okay.

Damn it.

That's my second one.

She smells good.

They all gypsies and Turkish people, they smell so good.

I'm Yugoslavian.

Yugoslavian.

Yeah.

We love Yugoslavia.

I love it.

That's one of our people.

I love Yugoslavia.

I love Yugoslavia.

Okay.

Were you born in Yugoslavia?

No.

Okay.

I don't even know the language.

I don't speak anything.

You were born here in California?

Yeah.

Are you an LA person?

Yes.

Wow.

Let me guess where you grew up.

Go ahead.

Oh, I know.

Well, you do first.

I know where all the Yugues are.

That's what we call them.

Yeah, yeah.

Where are the Yugues?

The Yugues.

Yeah.

She's Western Valley.

She's the west valley so she's

north glendale no west valley no not damn it can we get a second guess malibu close santa monica yes wow

did you go to santa monica high huh no i didn't go to high school good for you you didn't go to high school she almost didn't go to high school either no i didn't did you go i didn't what's four what's four times two

times two

i don't know she said she didn't go to high school oh okay sorry i know i was singing well no that's how it works no she tells you she doesn't know so tell us your specialty Ashley.

So I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading, and spiritual healing.

And we think you need for your birthday psychic reading, a spiritual healing.

So do you need to get closer or can you do it from there?

I can do it from here.

Okay.

I don't need spiritual healing.

Yes, you do.

No, no, no.

I want psychic.

I don't need spiritual healing.

I want her to heal.

Okay.

Will you run the gambit on this guy?

I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up.

We can set it up.

Thank God.

Okay, so let's do it.

Let's do.

Let's do what you do.

I'm curious to see.

What do you need to to do?

So we're going to be doing a full-life psychic energy reading on you.

We're not going to do the palms, but look at me right now.

Huh?

Look at me.

Do you feel it?

He's about to fart.

No, no, do you feel it?

Okay, damn it.

You're trying to send her message.

We're too far away.

Yeah, but a lot of people can feel my psychic energy.

Can they?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Whoa, I feel it.

Oh, my God.

Okay, good.

Okay.

So

first off, we're going to be looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the same time.

I'm Korean.

Your Korean?

Yeah, does that help?

Do you have a Korean deck there?

There's got to be a different deck for them.

Probably, but I don't have it.

Okay, okay.

So is there anything specific that you would like to look into?

And have you had a reading done before?

I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got a reading there.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah.

Okay.

How long ago was that?

What?

How long ago was that?

About three months ago.

Three months.

Two months.

Two months ago.

It was a month ago.

It was last month.

It was last month.

Very nice.

I went to the Renaissance Fair, and I don't know.

I think over the years I've done them, but in my mind, I'm like, yeah, it's not even close.

Well, you said that the Renaissance fair, she got one thing right.

Yeah.

She helped you with one thing, but I bet you Ashley's more of an expert.

She can help you even.

I would love to know.

I think my career is okay.

I think more love.

I think your career is.

Yeah, sure.

It's good.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no.

I think it's better.

It could be better.

We'll let her do her job.

All right, okay.

So,

my main question for you, I know that we're filming and

so how personal do you want to get?

Get personal.

Get deep.

He loves to get deep he'll go let's go yog

okay

now that's not offensive because you're yugoslavian and yog is kind of like a term of endearment yeah no it's fine i think yog is great i think yoges are great mom and dad are both yugues huh yes do you know where yugoslavia is on a map by the way yeah it's eastern europe where

south south of

that's right

that's right that's right there's right baby do you have to draw blood yes no no you signed signed up for the blood package, did you get the blood package?

Yeah.

Not today.

These guys are always doing discount stuff.

You guys can ask me questions.

Can I ask questions?

You have to do the blood package.

Can I ask questions about you?

Does he have to pee in something first?

Don't you have to do that?

That's only for his parents.

Are those your real teeth?

Yes, actually.

They're beautiful.

Nice teeth.

Thank you.

They're flawless teeth.

Yeah, no braces.

You flaws?

No.

Oh, wow.

Nice.

I feel like you're flirting, Tito Bobby.

He is, and that's enough.

Stop flirting.

I'm not.

I'm not flirting.

She's right.

Stop flirting.

Let her do her fucking job.

Hey, you, look at me.

Do you, the personal and the other question is going to be full name date of birth?

Ooh.

We know today's your birthday.

Yeah, today's, well, tonight at midnight.

His name is full name is.

Can I answer?

Yeah, that's right.

Robert Young Lee.

And his birthday is September 17th,

1971.

Yes.

Okay.

Yeah.

54 years old.

Wow.

Very nice.

How old did you think he was just by looking at him?

Like 48.

Yeah,

that's what I said.

But here, this will make you feel better.

How old do you think I am?

Like maybe 50.

Yay!

I'm 42.

That hurts.

But you're right.

You're right.

I do look old.

Thank you, Yug.

And I'm going to jump off my roof tonight.

Roof tonight.

Off my roof tonight.

I mean, we look the same age.

We do.

It's really weird.

It's weird.

People on the internet go, I didn't know you guys were the same age.

Yeah.

Well, whatever.

All right, right, there's four cards there.

So the first thing.

I like her balance.

Yeah.

So the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you.

It's going to be the first thing that we pick up on your aura.

She said he would die soon.

Yeah.

That's a win.

That's a huge win.

That's a win, dude.

Huge win.

Win.

Huge win.

Yeah, but will I be like all like this or no?

No, actually.

Okay, good.

Actually, no.

I see you living into your later 80s for sure.

Huge win.

Yeah.

And I don't see any major life-threatening issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself.

He smokes.

No, it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous positions.

Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker.

He is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The sharks, I go in.

Now, what card says that?

Can we ask?

So it's these two right here.

Yeah.

And then you point them up to me.

I want to see what one looks like.

You're a thrill seeker.

A thrill seeker, for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now, does that one next to it?

I think I've seen that one before.

Is that one when you have an extra chromosome?

Is that what that is?

You read that one for him?

No.

I have Down syndrome.

All right, dude.

Repeat the joke.

But yes, long life ahead of you.

Nothing major or life-threatening other than, you know, things that you put yourself in the danger that you might put yourself in is always comes with a risk.

It does show me that.

I'm in the alleyway.

I see a tiger.

Don't go in the alleyway.

Don't go to the tiger.

Okay, okay.

Don't go.

Because we're not going skydiving tomorrow.

We got to throw that out the window.

Energetically, I do see that your energy is extremely positive.

You're not a negative energy

being pure positive.

Intuition is definitely heightened.

You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times.

You kind of just go where your mind wants you to go or heart wants you to go instead of what you feel energetically.

Right on the money.

This is right on the money.

Right on the money.

Pretty good.

That's good.

That's good.

You got a good connection going.

Yeah.

Within your aura.

It's a pure connection.

Yes, absolutely.

Yeah.

It's like, you know what I mean?

HD.

It's 4K.

It's 4K.

Is his aura yellow by any chance?

There's different auras with colors in his aura.

It's really yellow, though.

What's the dominant color in his aura?

Aura, yeah.

Well,

right now I'm seeing a lot of pastel colors.

Oh, I love pastel.

Yeah.

In my alpha or beta.

Yeah, pull that card.

Look at my face.

I do see that you definitely do take control of the room at times.

I take control of life.

Yeah.

You do.

Yeah.

So going forward, energetically, positive energy, you do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Just let her finish.

There is some negative energies around you that don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life.

You.

Right there.

What?

Take a look.

Yeah.

She lives with him, and all she does is she's rude to him.

Yeah.

And she's constantly like, you'll never amount to anything.

Yeah, yeah.

And if you look at time, okay, I have my bedroom, right?

There's a long string of cat hair balls.

How is that my fault?

That's your fault.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's negative.

I think you put it there.

That doesn't look like cat.

He's right.

That looks like it comes from your throat.

All right.

Let her finish.

Okay.

So, yeah, there is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full,

I guess,

on the same path as you or same vision as you.

Their cards are basically in your energy, spirit is saying, to kind of just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life.

Yes, there's no failure, there's only upward growth

in your energy.

Okay,

your chakras look good.

Yeah, like I said, aura looks good.

There's good pastel bright colors.

I'm seeing oranges, yellows for sure.

There is some vibrance, like fuchsia colors, pink colors, reds.

Any black?

Damn it.

No, I love black people.

That's not what the cards say.

No.

And then when we go into,

it wants to pull up in your career,

like financial area.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

That's got to split it up.

Okay.

So when it looks into that area, there is no negative like connection coming through, but it does show problematic

things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make.

It does seem like it's being prolonged.

And now I don't understand completely what's going on he's got he's got a business manager who's 104 years old

is that say that he's stealing from him does that say anything about that in there is he being taken from it does show me that you're being taken advantage of in business matters that's not no it's

right or not who no this is not us it's not severe it's not severe it's not a severe

could it be that someone in his in his world is is is taking advantage of him financially that he gives money to like friends like if he gives carlos money is that what you're saying he's taking no no no

money.

I'm not saying you, I'm just asking the world.

Yeah, well, what's basically going on in your financial basically?

Where you're saying, my career is not great.

No, it's not not.

I'm not going to be Ken Jong.

No, I do see positive things.

Do you know who Ken Jong is?

No.

And she knows who you are.

Yeah, because she's here.

Well.

To be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone.

You don't know who either of us are.

No.

That's great.

Well, that makes it better.

Who do you know?

Huh?

In terms of comedy, who do you know?

Nobody.

She doesn't like stand-ups.

She's from L.A.

I don't follow any YouTube podcast.

Yeah.

This is a waste of most people's time.

We're very popular.

No, we're not.

We're not great.

We're very popular.

We're not.

I'm very busy.

Okay.

We're not into YouTubers.

Yeah.

Neither.

We don't like us either.

Don't.

I'll be honest.

My husband loves podcasts and he loves YouTube channels.

Okay, good.

You have a husband?

I do.

I do.

Okay.

So all these cards were a lie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so what it's showing financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is

like pushback, like negative pushback.

Things that you're trying to drive towards

in this remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a little bit of back

spacing instead of my special is going to be a bomb.

Yes.

That's not what she's doing.

Yeah, she's saying that.

I'm doing a special for Hulu.

It's going to be a bomb.

I'm going to cancel it.

Don't cancel it.

No, I'm canceling it.

I'm not doing doing the special now.

No, she's saying you are delaying the thing and prolonging.

No, no, that's what she's saying.

That is what she's saying.

I'm going to put the special out, and the audience is going to go, no, no, that's pushback.

Pushback.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Good call.

We like cheeseburger, you're special, and that's what.

And white noise.

We want white noise.

We don't want finally.

Yeah.

Okay.

But for the most part, when it comes down to the taken advantage of thing,

there seems to be like there is some sort of person or some sort of energy that

kind of

doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you.

My manager.

It feels like they're just like prolonging you and kind of stringing you along.

It's my agent, CAA.

I've said this so many times.

Oh my God, they're prolonging you.

Let me be honest, I did plant that card for her to read that.

I needed that to come out.

But, you know, energetically, you have leadership and you're energy.

I'm a leader.

And you're meant to.

I'm like Andrew Yang.

Yeah, you're you're meant to succeed within your professions.

I'm sexy.

No, succeed.

Succeed within your profession.

And sexy, though.

Sure.

Okay.

Absolutely.

But there's definitely

some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year.

I'm going to fire my agents right now, right in front of you.

Shit.

What?

Should I call Abby?

Give her a letter finish.

All right.

You do the whole deck on him, right?

No.

Okay.

We go as far as we can onto the card, start repeating themselves, and then if you have any questions, we go for them.

Okay, okay.

So,

but when it comes down to finance, you're still growing.

There is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you.

Yeah, my faculty member.

Yeah.

So that's

it.

There is definitely a lot of creativity within your energy, and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year.

So something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up.

The Korean Luigi Mangione.

Yeah, okay.

So So, there's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around, to me, it looks like July of next year.

So,

what's happening in July?

Oh, we don't know.

There's an opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time.

Coachella.

We're going to Coachella, right?

We're supposed to

be early.

April?

Well, they should move it.

Yeah, you know, we were invited to Coachella?

Backstage, every time.

Not you.

Not you.

Not without the attitude.

Yeah, Ebert.

No.

I'll tell you why.

She just talked about negative energy.

That's not me, man.

That's not me.

Stop vomiting in front of my fucking bedroom door.

You live in his house and you create negative.

Okay, yeah.

Is there love in there by chance?

So we are going to get into love.

Love, love, love.

And love.

Within your energy, you definitely are meant to have love in your life.

Now,

there's.

But.

Acorns.

Acorns is the financial wellness app that helps you invest invest for your future, save for tomorrow, and spend smarter today.

That's right.

And you don't need to be a financial whiz.

Bobby and I are not financial whizzes, okay?

And thanks to someone like Acorns, they help you save for another day, okay?

They make it so easy to start doing more with your money.

In fact, you can start automatically investing with just your spare change.

You don't need a lot of money.

That's a big fable that's been told, all right?

You don't need to be a finance whiz and to invest wisely, not wildly.

Thank you to Acorns.

Acorns even has a checking account that automatically invests for you, an emergency fund that grows your money, and it's all in one easy-to-use app.

Plus, Acorns can support your money goals in life, a new car, first home, investing for your kids, saving for retirement, and so much, much more.

So, you should sign up today.

Sign up now, and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment.

Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $25 billion with Acorns.

Head to acorns.com/slash bad friends or download the Acorns app to get started.

Paid non-client endorsement Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns.

Tier 2 compensation provided.

Investing involves risk.

Acorns Advisors LLC and SEC Registered Investment Advisor.

View important disclosures at acorns.com slash bad friends.

Is it gay love?

No.

Uh-oh.

No, but you do have attractions from male energy for sure.

I do see that in your energy and your surroundings.

Can you explain that, please?

Clip it.

Can you explain that, please?

It just shows me that there's energies from the opposite sex that are interested in you.

Interested in me.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't see you pursuing them.

Is the energy a red energy?

No.

No.

Told you, I don't want to fuck you.

Please?

No.

It shows that you're begging for guy energy.

Okay.

But when it comes down to attractions, there's a lot of attractions around you, and some are very not pure, not positive energies.

Energies that kind of just want to.

They're not pure, but are they hot?

Sure.

They seem like you're attracted to them as well.

Yeah, so

I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from different energies, female energies, but a lot, like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or

good for commitment or long-term investments in love.

Oh my gosh.

But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in a different

past.

So

that one hit like a fucking dagger.

So energy from your past.

What do you think of white people doing Asian accents?

I think it's really funny.

Thank you, Yug.

Thanks, Yug.

When your best friend is Asian.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

For sure.

But what I do see is that, well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward, right?

Well, for some reason, your soul is tied.

So spiritually, soul-tied.

There's a lot of investment

energetically and stuff like that.

But there's not just one soul tied.

You have two connections in your past.

It's not me.

So there's two connections in my past.

Yeah.

So okay.

Wow.

Yeah.

And I think ultimately that might be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before.

Wow.

Wow.

That is awesome.

That's wild.

That's wild.

Yeah.

Is that it?

No.

There's more?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness.

I do see there being a lot of different

energies coming in and out, a lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great.

But you need to find your heart.

Okay?

That's where you need to, that's what you need to find.

But the problem is, where is the heart?

That's right here.

It's in the heart.

I know, I know

in the human body where it is.

Yeah.

What I'm saying is, is that I'm going to...

When you say I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart?

Well, both.

There's self-neglect, for sure.

You have a lot of people.

I got rid of porn.

That's good.

Yeah, yeah.

You told me you watched it the other day.

I know.

I slipped.

Well,

it's showing me that.

No, I watched the video game.

Same thing.

No, it's not.

It's pornographic.

They showed a titty in a video game.

I jerked off to it.

How's that a thing?

Is that porn?

I mean,

show that in the cards.

All right, go ahead, let her finish.

But when it comes down to like

where the heart is and all that, there's trauma tied to your heart.

So there's definitely

trauma.

My dad.

And

you have like this stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship, like loving someone entirely in a relationship.

So you have like this wall.

Big wall of China.

The biggest wall of China.

The biggest wall of China.

But when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness, where you can settle down and have a family.

True love will find you in the end.

It will.

It will.

But I feel like you still have some searching.

We can say soul searching, but that's grinder.

Yeah.

Probably for like another two years.

Two more years till you find somebody.

Wait, wait, two more years until I find somebody?

I'll be 56.

So?

So what?

Age is just a number.

She thought I was 50.

How old would she be?

Huh?

How old would she be?

Younger.

Younger.

Yeah, yeah, young.

56.

Oh, the girl he's going to meet won't be 56?

No.

I'd like that.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Younger.

Younger.

Yeah.

A good amount of years.

Wow.

It feels like your twin flame is here, and I feel like you have connected with that flame.

Oh, so I've met this flame before.

I'm right here.

From what I see, yeah.

Right here.

And I am younger.

But you look older.

I do.

I do.

That's the problem.

Yeah, trust me.

But what are your questions?

I don't really have any questions.

I mean, the two-soul thing, I'm trying to think, but I don't know.

Maybe she's saying, maybe it'll come to you.

Yeah, maybe it'll come to me later.

I'm so fascinated by that.

I've had one great love in my life.

Okay.

Yeah.

Do you want to talk about it?

Well, it's her aunt.

You know what I mean?

And I went out with her.

We lived together for 10 years.

Okay.

It didn't work out, but she's still a great love of mine.

Good piece of the life.

She's still a piece of his life, of ours, of everyone's life.

Of everyone's life.

It's not like his room, you know.

She lives at his home, so her niece lives in his house.

So you're still very connected.

Oh, God.

Pure connection.

Yeah.

And if you weren't married, we'd have a connection.

No, you wouldn't.

You're not her style.

I'm just totally kidding.

She likes the yogues.

And I'm not yugi enough.

Yeah, yeah.

You're not a yogi.

Yeah.

I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well.

Yeah.

Well, we're going to do you next.

No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, excuse me.

I've never had this time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does it say anything about being generous with his

peers

and enriching his life that way?

Oh, you give a lot of time.

Did you understand where he started?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

I got it.

But yeah, you definitely give out to others.

Energetically, you put a lot of energy out.

Like Mother Teresa.

But there is a little bit of stubborn energy.

Like

you want to know exactly for what, for why, what is it going to do for you?

Is it going to...

What is is it going to do for you?

That's not why.

Yeah.

No, it's okay.

I told you about the homeless man.

The one that you accidentally hit with your car?

No, not that one.

Yeah, he died.

Okay, no.

One time there was a.

Anyway, I don't want to get into it, but I secretly give money.

I know, buddy.

I'm teasing.

Okay.

She doesn't know that.

But when it, like, money is not, it's, it's, it's like even advice, uh, giving, uh, helping others with whatever their permonitions, uh, not premonitions, but whatever their encounters want, they want to do with their life.

You're like, it's like you kind of stand off a little bit and you're like, wait a minute, I need to know the details and how am I going to, like, am I going to succeed from this as well?

Do I get any credit for this?

That sounds right.

I don't think it does.

Okay, it's wrong, but it sounds right.

And it may not be in every situation, but in some situations, you get a little bit of standoff.

But you do, people that you do care about and you want to succeed, you definitely help them as much as you can.

Thank you.

That is true.

That is true.

He's extremely generous, both financially and as a friend.

Yeah.

He's extremely generous.

You also do a lot of therapy work on your own.

He does.

I do.

That is true.

Yeah, but he's not an actual therapist, but you are to your friends.

No, but I have therapists.

That's great.

Every third is at four.

She knows.

Yeah, she saw it.

It's in the cards.

Yeah, you need that.

Everyone needs it.

You need it.

I do.

I do.

You.

I love it.

Don't be mean.

Because she's married.

Because she's married.

She's got a little combative.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

Like, you need it.

You do too.

It's that you energy, though.

I feel it.

Yeah, yeah.

I got to fight against it sometimes because of the war.

That old Yugoslavian war.

Was there a war there?

I don't know.

I have no idea.

She's from Santa Monica.

You have no idea about your country.

She's not a country anymore.

Tell me everything you know about Korea.

You know everything about Korea?

Yeah.

You're not from there?

Samsung.

Oh, right.

That's from Korea.

Yeah, I mean, K-pop.

Old boy.

Actually, this has been amazing.

The Yugoslavian war refers to a series of conflicts, often called the Yugoslav Wars, that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s.

The country broke apart into independent states.

The more you know.

I was in that war.

Key conflicts include the 10-day war.

We learned about that.

The Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian War, and the Kosovo War.

Bosnia and Kosovo.

George Bush, too.

We remember.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Learn something new every day.

You learn something new.

God, that was amazing.

You have the internet?

Do you have chat GPT?

I do.

Don't use it.

Okay.

All right.

That's great.

Is there more to it now?

It's questions now.

No, just questions now.

You can ask it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, two years.

Will he ever be a father?

I don't see that.

Wow.

Can I be

no, really?

Well, the thing about

being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father to people around you.

Yeah.

That is very,

I have a lot pulled out.

But

the thing is that

that's more of a question for a female's reading.

Ah,

they're very potent.

Yeah, interesting.

What?

So you could.

You could definitely be a father, but I mean, it shows me father figure energy.

Right.

It doesn't show me how many kids you're going to have.

Hashtag daddy.

Hashtag Asian daddy.

Hashtag Asian daddy.

Please comment that everybody on his Instagram today.

Hashtag Asian daddy.

Okay, here's what I learned.

Okay.

Two years from now,

I might meet, you know what I mean, the love of my life.

You will meet.

I will meet the love of my life, okay?

I'm going to live up until my 80s.

Late 80s, she said.

Late 80s.

Late 80s.

Very possible.

Very possible.

So that's a win.

W.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, somebody's embezzling from me.

Someone's stealing from me.

Yeah.

so I'm gonna try to figure that out can I be honest How many years have I been saying that to this guy?

Yeah, yeah literally how many years somebody's embezzling you're getting robbed

And what else

and that you still are tied to the tied to the yeah the past and there's two but I don't know who that might be but

the there's one that is

That is more like recent, right?

But then there's one that's gonna be way way a long long time ago.

Yeah, and it feels like in your teenager years.

Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, I know who it is then.

Do you do?

Yeah.

Who is it?

I can't tell you.

Oh, that's wild.

And there is one.

I strongly believe that that first relationship has caused a lot of things.

It was an unrequited love situation.

She wasn't allowed to date Asians.

Yeah.

Back then in this country, we had a rule.

Okay.

You know what I mean?

We still have it, but people disobey it, I'll tell you that.

Yeah, because her stylings, you know what I mean?

In the sack is too aggressive.

Okay.

Cut that out.

But

yeah, so no, what I'm saying is that there was a girl that I had a huge

two, three-year crush on.

It was, and I could never tell her.

I was in love with her.

We hung out with her every day.

She knows.

Yeah.

And

then she married somebody else.

You know what I mean?

But it broke my heart.

And because this is before I did stand-up, so I had no confidence.

Yeah.

So I couldn't say anything.

But I still feel those things.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

And also, also, I'll be honest with you, Kalila, but that's the only time I felt those feelings.

Feelings.

You know what I mean?

And it's like, I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean?

But because of,

I think that particular incident, you know what I mean, it closed my heart.

You know what I mean?

And then I opened it up for Kalila.

And then devastation.

And Kalila is your aunt?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you feel like a little bit still very much so tied in a romantic way

no that's good weird energy doesn't say that

and it and if it's love it's love who care about this person well I you know how dare you no no no no don't I get defensive I get defensive leave the you alone I can't believe you come in here talk all that stuff no what I'm saying is that no I um what I was gonna say to you is this is that um you know what I love I love here here's the thing I'm I'm super loyal, yeah, okay, that's true, and and but to gain my loyalty, it takes a while, long time, yeah.

But once it happens, I'm your guy forever, okay,

and so when people are my people forever, that'll never change.

That's right, you know what I mean.

So, you know, with this person that you're talking about, you know, we talked today, and we, you know, I saw her yesterday.

I mean, we still, there's, you know what I mean, you know, her, you know, stupid fucking niece lives in

too much, be nice, yeah, yeah, this lovely little

yeah, yeah,

but um

so yeah, I mean what I love I love but anyway um can we do Andrew or no?

We don't have to do me what let's do I'm a little scared.

Yeah, you have to do it.

I've never had one still have stuff to tell you about yeah okay go ahead

So you talked about confidence and spirit right away started going crazy within your energy that there's confidence when you do your work but in your normal life adventures and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas.

Yeah, because I, okay, I think she's right.

Yeah.

So there's some self-work-work that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work.

Because here it's like a, okay, let's go.

Because when I'm at home, she stays.

I'm a piece of shit.

I'll kill myself.

Don't say that.

No, but I do.

I'll just mope around.

It's like, why are you doing that?

I like these chairs.

They're very psychic.

Why I've been living.

You like those chairs?

Yeah.

Yeah, they're tripping.

They're very, very Eastern European.

I love them.

They got made in Yugoslavia.

I love them.

They're chairs for my people.

Well, that one's from Bosnia.

That's from Herzegovina.

Yeah.

Come on.

So, yeah, so confidence building, I definitely see it needed outside of work.

You put on a different persona in front of different people.

Yeah, I'm a changeling.

He often will do black scent in front of Brown.

Oh, okay.

What's up, man?

See, he does that.

What's up, dog?

Like, dude, you gotta stop.

Yeah.

You gotta stop.

Raise the roof, dog.

Yeah, and they don't say that.

They don't?

No.

Stress is very normal.

Give me the loot.

Give me the loot.

give me the loot, give me the loot.

Say that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your stress levels are pretty normal for this common day and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you and it puts you in a negative place emotionally.

I don't know why I just did that.

He's getting stressed, he's getting stressed.

Yeah, he'll kick you.

When I check you in my check, one dough, dude.

I guess I should think so.

Yeah, um, and then there's trauma.

Uh, oh, you want to talk about that?

There's trauma.

Trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma to me, Lee.

And who caused it?

It seems like

a lot of people.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

There's a lot.

You've caused trauma.

No, I haven't.

Yeah, yeah.

I've only helped.

You've got trauma from a long, long time ago that you still haven't resolved.

That's right.

Yeah.

Energetically, if anything.

You got to find that kid wherever he is, whatever grocery store he's working in.

London was traumatic.

London was, but she said it was a long, long time ago.

Yeah.

So it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s.

20s.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So trauma, but I mean, you're still doing well.

I still see many opportunities for you in your life, positive and both negative.

Life comes with both negative and positive.

So it's fine.

You work your way out of most scenarios, which is great.

But just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of, don't let your energy get prolonged anymore.

Kind of, if you want something, go and get it.

And then with the energy that I feel taking advantage of you in a negative way, that one you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not allowing you to reach your highest goal.

But you've done well for yourself.

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

Who's smarter?

You both are definitely very wise.

Yeah, but the cards, what do they really say?

It shows me that you have, well, it doesn't show up in the cards, but it shows up in your energy that you have

strategies.

Ah.

like I'm playing chess, and he's playing checkers.

Yeah, maybe.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Stop, stop, stop.

You, you.

Check it out.

Check it out.

You, yo, you, you.

I have no strategy.

I mean, I brought, we're not doing your reading anymore.

I can't really look into it, but energetically, what if you go with a flow?

Yeah.

She said that.

It feels, yeah, like you kind of like.

You don't want to follow your intuition.

You did say you follow your intuition.

I'm a dolphin.

Like, you need to start getting in touch with what what it is you feel.

If we were animals, does it say anything about what kind of animal energy that we have?

If you were to guess, what kind of animal would I be?

You'd be a tiger, remember?

Yeah.

What would I be?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, it's an orangutan.

It's an orangutan.

No.

What is it?

What is it?

I don't know.

I can't base off of that.

It's a beaver.

It's a beaver.

My bones.

It's a platypus.

I have a beaver teeth.

Yeah, yeah.

It's beaver.

Fuck.

Well, she said it.

That's fine.

I'll stick to it.

Beaver.

Well, that's great.

So, how do people hire you?

So they can find me if you're in the Los Angeles area.

I'm in Burbank.

I own the House of Tarot in Burbank.

And people can find me through my website, thehouseoftaroto.com.

That's you.

Yeah, that's me.

Wow.

Gosh, you did a great job.

Great job.

We found our inner truth and a right path for today.

So if you want to get this and you're in the LA area, thank you so much.

What a birthday gift that you just

That cleans the energy.

I'm going to say something for you.

Thank you.

He said, please drive safe.

Thank you.

All right, good.

Thank you, Ashley.

You're the best, Ashley.

Give her a round of applause.

Thank you.

Thank you guys for having me.

Thank you.

Honestly, I will say it's probably one of the best birthdays you've ever had.

It's joyous.

It's beautiful.

And I'm content.

You feel good?

I feel pretty good.

You're going to keep your glasses?

I'm going to keep the glasses.

I really like them.

Wait till you see the gift I got you tomorrow night.

Really?

And you got me this expensive water?

Expensive water?

You love fancy water.

You love fancy water.

You're going to take that home or share it with the crew?

No, take it home.

Smart?

Yeah, yeah.

Smart.

Excited.

Thank you so much.

And, you know,

give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for

how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday.

Well, I have to say

what I have to say in general is that, and I want to be real.

Will you stop the daggong?

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

Stop the fucking gong.

No, I just figured just for a second.

Yeah, you've been gonging all night.

I apologize.

All right.

I have to say that.

Okay.

I'll do it over the gong.

My 50s have been.

My 50s have been the best years of my life.

I want you to be serious.

Yeah.

I'll stop.

Okay.

Okay.

And

it really has been.

And I've had a lot.

Start it over.

I had to do it the little one.

Start it over.

It's so fun to hit.

I know.

Can we keep it?

I think it's your OCD.

Can we keep it?

Yeah, we can keep it.

That wasn't on the cards.

All right, tell me.

Be honest.

Be honest.

Go.

Sorry.

Your 50s have been.

Have been turbulent, to say the least.

But positive.

There's a lot of negative.

But also so much good.

But I lived through them.

You did.

Yeah, a lot of dark, a lot of light, but

I've grown a lot.

And

ultimately, I'm just like when I was at the Stardew Valley, sitting there watching and just looking at the beautiful sky and just being in the moment,

why'd you rub your eyebrow like that?

I had an itch, man.

Don't stop.

I'll be saying something.

But this is like a face gong.

You don't do face gongs when you're talking about.

My fucking face looks like a gong of all faces.

Because it's flat.

Well,

go

turbulent, but you got through it.

Yeah.

When you're sitting at Stardew Valley looking up at the sky.

And just listening to this beautiful music.

And

I was just like, it does not get better than this.

It doesn't.

You mean your life income as a whole?

Yeah.

I mean, I had nice seeds.

But no, you know what I mean?

Ultimately, it just doesn't get better.

Life is really good.

Yeah, it's exciting.

Yeah, it's been good.

You know?

L life has been very good to you so far.

It was a rough begin.

I mean, my the first

twenty-two, twenty-three

no, twenty-two, twenty, 20, 52, 53 years old,

51, 52, 53 were rough years.

The first 53 were rough?

Yeah, 50, 50, 51, 50, 50, 49, 49, 50, 51, 52, 50.

But right now, you feel good.

I think I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit.

Me too.

Do you?

I feel like you're out of the woods.

Yeah, I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm looking around.

And I'm looking at them.

Yeah, yeah.

You should get back in the woods.

Yeah.

But no, I really do.

And I feel

stronger.

Just even my character, you know, like criticism and things I can take better, you know what I mean?

And I also, I can throw things away in my mind, you know what I mean?

Like negative thoughts.

Right.

Yeah.

And

no, I mean,

I have the best job in the world.

All my dreams have come true.

And it sounds cheesy, but it's not.

Yeah.

And I, you know, you've been a dear friend.

And,

you know if you just get let's get rid of this house smell

you know and then we're good and then we're good yeah but i do love you i love you

so hard to say i know i i honestly say it honestly you're like a daughter of mine and i i just there is a deep love i'll do anything for you i love you too

Okay, good.

Yeah, yeah.

And I love everyone in this room.

I mean, McCone, you know, we're trying.

I love you.

Yeah, I love you too.

You know what I mean?

And there's a lot of of love.

Carlos?

What's up?

He's sick.

Is he really?

He didn't eat all day.

He almost passed out while the tarot girl was.

I didn't feel good, so I switched with McCone.

He eats, you know, he eats every, like, once a day.

I post-mated nuggets during the Fortune Teller.

Oh, okay.

You feel better?

A little better.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, nothing says a good pick-me-up for your health, like chicken nuggets.

Yeah.

You ordered, how many nuggets did you order?

10.

That's not enough.

10's not enough.

You ate once?

That's your only time eating a meal?

Yeah.

Get to 20, man.

I only had a bagel all day.

Buddy, you've only been up for about six hours.

That's true.

He's been up since 9 a.m.

Yeah, yeah.

Anyway,

speech was the speech was what a great, what a great and what a great birthday.

And it's not over.

Thank you.

Yeah, tomorrow.

I'm just curious to see what happens.

Me too.

Don't skip over me.

What about you?

He's just giving love to everyone.

Anyway,

teleporter you love him.

Yeah.

Andreas.

Mm-hmm.

Andres.

There you are.

Andres.

That's it.

Yeah.

Thank you for being a bad friend.

is a bumpy,

big, bump, bump.