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Tim Allen and Kat Dennings return in television's number one new comedy.

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With a star-studded premiere, including Jenna Elfman, Nancy Travis, and

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A big home improvement reunion.

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Shifting Gears, new Wednesdays, 8-7 Central on ABC, and stream on Hulu.

I went to the doctor last night.

I know what happened though.

Two nights ago.

Well, I saw it close up.

Is your wife beating you?

Are you okay?

Blink twice.

Of all people that talk about their wife beating them,

you're the biggest I've ever met.

You're king.

You're king.

Yeah.

You get pegged every night.

Because I want to.

No.

That's what they all say.

It's sexual assault every night, dude.

No, you know what it is.

A tear.

So we guessed what this was in my eye.

My eye got worse.

It's called bletharitis.

Bletharitis.

How do you get it?

Infection of the gland within the eye.

Could have been like dirt or whatever got up in my eye.

Yeah.

And then Bobby touched you.

Bobby Tachio.

He's on one today.

You want to fight today?

Yeah, I did.

You are.

I missed it.

Yeah.

He said something to me earlier.

I had to physically assault him.

What did he say?

It was something about.

Ah.

Yeah.

You got a lot of nerve, dude.

You got a lot of nerve, dude.

I went into the urgent care.

Urgent care took no less than two and a half, three hours to even get in.

And the woman gets in and goes, who poked you in the eye?

Really?

And I said, life.

And she goes oh that's a good one and she goes this looks infected it actually looks pretty bad um we should get this uh medication here this is the worst part when you go to a doctor she goes we're gonna get you eye drops you have to do two every four hours two in your eye right and antibiotics just general amoxicillin or whatever i go great this should knock it right out right like i've had styes or whatever before she goes yeah we don't want it to spread and i was like

why would you say that She's like, well, if it spreads, it can go to your brain.

Whoa.

And you can die.

Whoa.

You know what they say, too?

Is if you,

this triangle of your face, when you get acne, and if you pop it, you could die too.

What?

Yeah.

Where?

It's called the triangle of face sadness.

Oh.

I saw that movie.

Yeah, no, but I'm saying that they're saying that if you pop the shit

the internet, dude.

Yeah, the internet.

Yeah, my Dr.

Reddit.

Dr.

Reddit said this.

No.

What is the danger?

What would I just say?

Danger triangle face.

You shouldn't pop a pipple on the danger triangle on your nose.

On my nose.

Why?

Why is it so dangerous?

Think of the small segment of your face as a direct line to your brain.

So through this sinus, blood's drained from your brain, an infection in a danger triangle, like picked from a pimple, nose piercing, gone wrong.

Possibility of a facial infection to become an infection that impacts the rest of your body.

Can it really kill you?

Don't panic.

You're probably not going to die from popping a pimple on your nose, but technically speaking, it's impossible.

It's possible.

It's possible technically.

You could get a brain abscess, brain infection.

Wow, this is real.

Okay, so this thing in my eye, though, she was like, yeah, no, it's okay.

But I mean, you know, if it spreads to your brain, you could die.

And I was like,

what?

Why would you say that?

Well, the possibilities.

I didn't want to know.

Doctors aren't supposed to give you the possibilities.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, I'm the doctor.

Yeah.

Hey, Dr.

Lee, yes?

Hello?

Hmm.

Your eye, we looked at your eye.

Yeah, what happened with my eye?

You could die.

My eye, I could die.

You could die, you could also go blind?

From bletharitis.

Yeah, Freddie Mercury?

That's what he had?

Yeah, Yeah, he had something in his eye.

Really?

Yeah.

Why did I go to a doctor?

Listen to me.

I'm a doctor.

Okay.

All right.

You're Mr.

Doctor?

Chevron.

Oh,

Chevron station.

You know what I mean?

Office.

Oh, thank you.

What race do you think that was?

Sudanese.

No?

What?

What do you think?

Bangladesh.

Huh?

Yeah, East Ethiopia.

Oh, East.

I was doing East Ethiopia, dude.

Yeah, yeah.

Look up gas station robberies now in Sherman Oaks.

Big thing in the valley here.

They're robbing people at gas stations.

I'm not going anymore.

I'm not getting gas.

I'm just running out, and then I call Triple-A.

They gunbutted that guy.

Some guy had like a Rolex or something on, and they gunbutted him.

Then it just happened another week ago.

Some guy, he got out of his car, gunbutted him.

They're just robbing people at gas stations.

It's a gunbutt.

What's a gunbutt?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They hit you in the face with it.

Oh, the butt of the gun.

And let me say this to you.

Let me say this to a thief.

Yeah.

Just shoot me.

Don't gunbutt me in the head.

I I don't want to fucking.

Just kill me.

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