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43.

I'm 42.

This is wrong.

And oh my God, look at this guy.

Up the ra.

He's got his kneecap,

kneecap balaclava on.

Balaclava.

That's pretty cool, man.

I just had to teach Carlos how to say that word.

He couldn't do it.

I like that you're covering your face.

Baklava?

Balaclava.

No, balaclava.

A baklava is good.

I love baklava.

It's so good.

I love the Greek dessert.

And also, give it up for the return.

We haven't seen him in a long time of Richard.

I had to coerce him to come here.

Get on the bottom.

I was at 7 Eckies today.

I saw Richie just, you know, I don't know what he does there, but he was just kind of wandering around.

And I go, you got to come back to Bad Friends.

He's like, well, if George allows me.

George doesn't own you.

You can do whatever you want.

Well, I.

He took his passport.

I take my orders from Seven Eckies.

I mean, my loyalty is to Andres, to be honest.

Your loyalty is not to us?

Well, no, it's you, but it's to Andres.

Without us, no Seven Eckies.

That's right.

But without Andres.

It crumbles.

What?

Without him, no me.

Yeah, but without us, no user anybody.

Hey, man, it all comes back to us.

Us.

Okay.

Well, today is what a glorious day because

our pal here, you know,

the Paul Simon of the group.

No, I'm the Garfunk.

No.

I'm the Garfunko.

Are they both still alive?

Yeah, they are.

Well, then we're, you know what?

You know who we are?

If we were Motley Crew,

that's right.

You're Tommy.

For sure, Tommy.

And who am I?

I don't know.

I'm the Roadie.

You're the Roadie, dude.

Loading it in.

Just loading in.

That's all I do.

I'm loading it in, loading it out.

Is Nikki Six in it?

Yeah, Nikki Six.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You're Nikki Six.

I'm Nikki 5.

Okay.

You're Nikki 43.

Johnny 5 stayed alive.

Yeah, I re-watched Blow last night, by the way.

One of the best movies.

Never seen it.

What?

Yeah.

Please watch it.

It's cocaine-driven.

Yoy.

Yeah.

You had the wrong dream, George.

Yeah.

Who's in Blow?

Johnny Deppin and Penelope Cruz.

It made me forget how dope Penelope Cruz was.

It reminded me, I'm sorry.

She's unbelievable.

Anyway, I was having a speech prepared.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Give a speech.

Yeah, yeah.

Sorry.

Our honey baby here.

What a voyage and what a journey and what an adventure that you've been on.

For 42 years.

Yeah.

From the projects.

From the bottom.

From the Chicago projects.

From the hood, yeah.

To elite status.

Good man.

Good man.

Yeah.

Athlete.

Athletic.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Comrade.

Comrade.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Destroyer.

Yeah.

And healer.

And healer.

I'll do both.

Yeah, yeah.

I like that.

Cambodian Freedom Fighter.

CFF.

Yeah, that's right, dude.

And, you know, you mean so much to me.

You're one of my best friends in the whole world.

And, you know, we've had our differences.

Oh, yeah.

Big differences.

Big, big differences.

Big differences.

But we've had our moments as well.

I think that's what makes a good friendship.

Exactly.

And so why don't we give um my comrade here a happy birth

I like it.

I'm really enjoying it.

A happy birthday.

All right.

So um come on, hurry.