Happy New Year 2025

Happy New Year! We know how much you guys love Fancy B. We love him too.
And so we put together a little Fancy B compilation, if you will. I mean, I did it myself.
I'm the one that edited this whole thing. And that's because I wanted to show Fancy how much I really appreciated him and loved him for the new year.
So enjoy, bad friends. What's your deal? Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people? I don't know.
I just feel good. You feel good.
There's our server. Hi.
Hey. Hi.
Hello. Oh, so you...

Oh, you do hosting... It's a one-man shop.
Do you cook as well? I do. Oh.
Oh, okay. Are you Argentinian? I am.
Wow. Okay, wow.
All right. So do you have any specials? Chimichurri steak.
Chimichurri steak, that's all you've got? That's it. Can we get a menu? Chimichurri steak.
That's all they serve. That's all they serve.
Okay. Chimichurri steak.
Well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that? Do you want something to drink, Dominguez? I want a lemonade. A lemonade for Dominguez.
First of all, because you only have chimichurri steak here. So what are the drinks options? It doesn't seem like you would have lemonade.
We have wine. Wine.
And water. And water.
Okay. With lemon.
We can put lemon. You can put lemon in the water? Yep.
Or the wine? Would you like water, lemon water? Yes. Would that suffice? I don't drink.
I don't drink. So I'll have just, I guess, a water.
Okay. I don't really want wine.
I'll just have some water as well. Are you sure there's nothing else back there?

We have energy drinks.

Oh.

I'll have an energy drink.

What brand?

We have Red Bulls.

Perfect.

Oh, perfect.

You have a sugar for your Red Bull?

No, only with sugar.

Okay.

I'll have a regular Red Bull.

Fine.

We'll take those.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

What a weird restaurant.

I mean, honestly, just chimichurri steak. Wine? Yeah.
Chimichurri steak. Red Bull.
Red Bull. And water.
And water. That's it.
That's it. I don't know how they say business.
So, Dominguez. Oh, yeah, sir.
And we'll just take three steaks, obviously, because we fucking can't choose anything. Can we...
Can we... Medium? Okay.
Do we have an option? Oh, the temperature. Can we do medium? No.
Yes, medium. That's the only thing you do? Yeah.
I'd like medium rare if that's possible. No, they only have medium.
You can just undercook it a little bit. They only have medium.
This chef doesn't like suggestions. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. So I guess we'll have three medium kimchi steaks.
I'll have a Red Bull. You want a Red Bull? Three Red Bulls.

Water, lemon water.

Water's all around.

Yeah, but no lemon for mine.

No lemon for his, please.

And no ice in mine, please, if you could.

Yeah.

Did you get all that?

Let me write it down.

Why don't you...

You can't memorize that?

Can you repeat it back to us so we make sure you have the order right?

You can't memorize that.

I think you guys wanted a steak, right?

Yeah. You can't memorize that.
I think you guys wanted this take, right? Yes! I was with a woman. We have to.
Go on. We're making out.
First base she stopped yeah yeah her body her choice her body her choice her body her choice and then she looked and she goes I'm not attracted to you you're fat no that's boo she called you fat she didn't realize until that moment okay damn Lyle are you playing a character right now yeah the Menendez killers are hard Saturday morning I woke up so I went to the woke up. So I went to the La Valencia Hotel, spent the night there.

Went to the store and then spent the night there

to give Dan a 40-year cake.

I saw the photo.

At his men's meeting.

40-year sober anniversary cake.

Shout out, Dan.

He was awesome.

It was great because-

It looked like a supermarket cake.

Didn't miss that.

I'll tell you that.

You're really going to fucking piss me off today. I'm not in the mood to fucking play right now, dude.
I mean, what is one? Number one, do you know how AA meetings work? No. Okay.
So every week, and Carlos can back me up, right? You look like a supermarket cake. Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit.
Fucking piece of shit. So this is how it works.
it it was this is how it works where was it was it ralph's i don't know i didn't even look at the cake it was vons yeah this is how it works john every year they they do like a you know they do a group census consensus not group a group meeting where they nominate people that do like chairs. It's always a newcomer and they go, who wants the cake commitment? Some newcomer raises, I'll do it.
So every week his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right? I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday. I see.
40 years of sobriety is a huge deal, man. That's why I thought it would be a better cake.
Dude, I honestly... Wow.
I love it. I think he was spraying shot.
I think he couldn't hold it in.

Wouldn't you go in your pants if you couldn't... No, I'd go right in the aisle like that.

Really? You would? Well, yeah, the way these prices of these flights now are so absurd. The least you can do is let me shit on the floor.

What? Someone what? Andrew. Just stop for a second.
Stop. We really should cut that off.
No, no, no. Here's the deal.
Yeah, you're right. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber reference.
It didn't land well. I didn't like it.
It didn't make any sense. Did you just do Dumb and Dumber on SOS VHS or something? Right.
With me. And so I think that there needs to be a boycott.
I agree. So the boycott is this.
That was your last straw friend. That's it.
You and I will never do his stupid show again. Correct.
Well, we already did it once, unfortunately. We gave him a favor.
Never again. Give that mic to Carlos's side.
I want that facing Carlos from now on. Carlos? Yeah.
Yeah, face you. There we go.
I can't have this guy just yab-yabbing into the mic about nothing. Because Andrew was going to do gold.
Yeah. I could feel it.
I had something building up. As his sidekick as his sidekick.
Hi-ya. Hi-ya.
I was feeling gold coming on and then you my friend you fucking put a fucking damn in the middle of it. Well let's give you another chance to do this bad joke.
What is it? Go ahead. Yeah so you say what you you were going to say.
No, no, no. I want to hear him do it.

No, but he had to interrupt you.

The timing is impeccable.

Don't worry.

He'll interrupt me like he always does.

So, yeah,

it was a Delta flight.

Someone did a dumb and dumber

thing there.

Now, I know you're editing this,

but I want you to slowly

punch in on yourself.

Slowly zoom in on how dumb you look right now. Thank you.
Dude, you're so white. You're the fucking whitest friend I have.
You're so fucking white. But I never go in there.
It's a Twinkie. Okay.
Oh, my. Oh, my God, dude.
That's a layered joke That's so good Give him credit dude What the fuck did you call me dude You are the Twinkie of this show That's so good Explain Twinkie for the viewers That doesn't know And I'm'm a Reese's peanut butter cop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, you are.

Yeah, you are. I really am.
So tell me what

a Twinkie is, my friend. Yeah, what do you mean?

To the audience, what do you mean by Twinkie? What do you mean by that, buddy?

It's like yellow on the outside,

but white on the inside.

Interesting.

Interesting. Interesting.
Because I grew up during the suburbs.

Mm-hmm.

Wow, dude. Twinkie is

pretty good.

There's no legacy.

There's no legacy.

Yes, there is.

There is no legacy.

Look, let me see something.

Who was one of the best comics

that died in the last 10 years?

Patrice, right?

Yeah.

None of the kids know him.

That's not true.

That's not true.

They don't.

I think, okay,

you're naming someone who's... Well, if you have no hours out, maybe there's no legacy.
Uh-oh. That's a shot.
No. Why didn't you look at me when you said it? Can I tell you that? I noticed that too.
Why did you look at him and not me? You took the shot at Bobby. Look at me and say it.
Take the shot if you're going to take the shot. You're going to shoot a guy in the back? yeah that's what you know you shoot him go ahead you know what he did dude he sucker punched you yeah yeah that was walked up to me looked at you boom and punched you without even just say it you fucking coward go ahead and i was just saying the legacy thing you know that you have to put outside of rogan's club though i don't know if you saw this there were black israelites do you know what this is goop creek do you know what a black israelite is like an african jew to me okay there was dozens of black israelites yelling in the streets they were the original jews and they were screaming at people and they were wearing purple shirts just like those shirts right there and they were screaming at people that's exactly what they were wearing that's it that's what beyonce's backup dancers wore at coachella is this at coachella i think so wow there's the trumpets they're not holding or wakanda so so these individuals did you just hear what he just said that was so fucking funny oh my god wakanda wow this is the sniper yeah yeah tom de long is being inducted into the Poway High School Hall of Fame.
Tom DeLonge of Blink 182. By the way, the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who I don't think is famous.
None of them are. Well, Tom DeLonge.
He's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the Hall of Fame. Well, maybe you need to do something like that.
Important work. Something for the community.
Oh, you think I'm not doing an important work? For them. Honestly, if I was going to do a real hot dog restaurant, right, I'd have to figure out, number one, I want it to be quality.
Oh, yeah. Like, where do we get the dogs? What do you mean they're 100%?

We got 100%.

From China.

You know, you're lucky that was funny.

That was so funny.

That is not okay.

Yeah, that pause, though, was me laughing.

Because I was hoping.

But then I'm also offended.

Guy, dude. Every once in a while, dude.
Very funny. Dude.
Uh watching uh oh hot dog from China I mean dude the timing let me see here you say uh oh hot dog in Spanish Spanish style uh oh perrito caliente well here's the deal part of the growth of a child that we've seen is that the support from the parents makes them believe that they can do something. So he's tricking his kid into thinking he has the ability to do a lot of stuff.
I'm raising him as a genius. Honestly, it might work to a degree until he has to take a test.
Yeah, but the ones they realize they're not, they go into, you know what I mean? Great depression. They go into comedy.
They might, yeah.

Or what did you just say?

What?

What did you just say?

What did you just say, filmmaker?

He called you the F word.

Did you say filmmaker?

You think you're so great?

Piece of shit. Piece of shit.

God, dude.

I'm not doing the short.

We work with scumbags.

All right, so what do you want to say about Joe Coy?

What I want to say is that I thought he did a good job at the Golden Globe.

I'll tell you why.

Just a minute. Piece of shit I'm not doing the short We work with scumbags Alright so what do you want to say about Joe Coy What I want to say is that I thought he did a good job at the Golden Globe I'll tell you why Joseph You guys know Joe Coy don't you He had 10 days to do this thing It was a risk He did the best he could I thought that they didn't do him any favors in editing Live Okay No but what No, but what I'm saying is editing, like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions that...
That's what I meant. Oh, right, right, right.
That's what I meant. Okay.
All right. They didn't do any favors for him.
Cut into the person he's mentioning. Go ahead.
Finish with... I don't want to go.
No, finish your statement. I don't want to continue.
Please. I want to hear you finish.
You're really on my last nerve. Hand it to her nice, dude.
That's a celebrity, dude. Is she? Wow.
Yeah, she is. Oh, whoa, dude.
Do I have to wear these? You don't have to. No, but it helps you hear your own sound.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
You don't want to fuck up your hair. It's fine.
Don't do that here. Then throw it down or just put it wherever.
Just hold it. You know, Andreas, when I die and I look down because I will be looking down at my services and my funeral and stuff.
Oh. I think he means because you're in the casket.
No, I think he means I'm in hell. I think he means in the casket.
No, no. That's what I think.
But coming to America, being and getting white chicks and Mexican, all this, it's harder. That's the fucking key.
It's challenging. That's really difficult.
And I feel like I have the highest body count, I think. It's easier when you pay, though.
Wait, are you talking about your body count? You know what? I'm trying to come here with positivity, dude. Right? And your little jokes, dude.
Right? I'm going to let them slide today. So on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and sitcoms,

when the audience is laughing, there's an actual audience there?

There is.

And then what they call sweeten it.

So they... They sweeten it.

They sweeten it.

They put more laughs on top of the laughs.

But also the audience gets it.

Right?

So they kind of pretend.

They play along almost.

That's so cool.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like this show.

It's pretty positive.

What?

It's like this show.

We laugh all the time.

We're going to turn off your mic any second now. Yeah, yeah, dude.'s bullshit then what you're doing for me gambling is um i'll do it for fun yeah but i'm not i don't think about i'm gonna win money yeah that's good they're full-time gambling andreas no for you right yeah i always have a inside information actually do you guys want to know how much...

Can you guess how much...

On the ground works that people don't know about that Andrew and I can buy in on?

This is going to be a new segment called Andres is on the ground.

Yeah.

Andres on the ground.

Finance advice.

Finance advice.

Already.

Finance advice.

I'm not convinced.

I just saw a matador in my head.

Finance advice.

Andres, finance advice. Do you need advice? Say...
Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-'s para bailar la bamba don't fucking correct us if you correct the host again you stepped on't know. I can't continue.
You stepped on his pose. I can't continue.
I can't continue. Five times.
You talking shit when Bobby walked in. Oh, I thought they were just going.
But I guess. Well, look, they're saying something, but who gives a shit? Yeah.
So. Parabayalar la bamba.
And how awful does that sound? Parabayalar la bamba. Necessitita una poca de gracia.
Say it the way that you know it. What?

Say it the way you know it.

I was just doing it.

No, the way you know it.

Better.

Better.

Better song.

Yeah.

It's more familiar.

Creating a panga.

Right.

Right?

Let me ask you something.

When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people.

Yeah.

And you're putting them on the ship

No, it was you guys you guys invented that Mm-hmm. I might not right Yeah, yeah, you know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean and you know what if they were a little sick or what? What was that for? What was that all about testing you're testing? Yeah.
Oh Oh, so you thought you heard a stereotype, right?

And you were like, maybe it's wrong. Well, was there a control to your experiment? You had to have a control.
Yeah. Can Spaniards swim? Most of them.
Yeah. For the record, I never had anything other than a clear coat or a buff.
But you can't buy your kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star. You know? You're showing him the ropes.
True. The kid's got to fly free.
Right. You gave yourself a ukulele and you learned how to play the electric guitar and now that's what he's doing.
That's what he's doing. I thought it was tape at first.
Almost like Michael Jackson. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not that.
Yeah, it's not that. It's chill, okay? I don't know what the fuck that is right but anyway dude you know i've never had one yeah men don't do that okay i also want to let's just throw this you want to get fucking beat up after the show the kardashians they only date black guys except for the one which one i don't know the name there's one girl that doesn't play to black.
She's married to the guy, the white guy on the show. Courtney? Yeah.
Oh, Travis Barker. I mean, he painted himself enough.
Oh, my God. All right, so now I look out inside the house, right? And I see three men side by side like this in a power circle.
There's no room to get in. A triangle.
A triangle of sadness. A triangle of sadness.
Thank you so much. Even Koreans have a guy that's the slang guy.
The Spanish people have that guy. Do you have that, Vance? Yeah, they're called Mexicans.
That's so good. Wait, wait.
That joke is so good. So good.
That joke is so good. It made me not laugh.
It was so good. It made me so jealous of that joke.
It was so good. I paused.
I paused and I let it absorb. For people that don't know, Neil Strauss wrote this book called The Game, and it was basically a way of negging.

It's the secret to negging, truly.

It's like pretending you don't care,

kind of insulting girls.

It's negging them.

So one of the things in it is,

you know what I mean?

If you see a group of girls at a bar and the one you like, right,

don't pay attention to her, right?

Be nice to the other three, right?

And then kind of rip her apart a little bit.

Yeah.

That hairstyle's 80s, huh? And then go back to the girls, right? Right. Supposedly that's going to get their juices flowing.
It doesn't work. They spit in your face.
I had a girl spit in my face. The key is to be good looking.
Yeah. Then he works.
All right. There it is.
Fuck him up. No, no, don't leave.
Fuck him up. Just beat his ass.
How many fucking slams are you going to do this fucking episode, dude? How many slams? It wasn't about you. Huh? It wasn't about you.
I went on a date with a girl from Los Feliz, and at the end of the date, I turned, I go into Kiss, and she went. The Cobra.
And I. You got Cobra'd.
I got Cobra'd?

You got Cobra'd.

Whoa, dude.

We started drinking, and we're like,

we'll have a beer, and then we'll leave.

Then we talked to a bunch of these women.

We got really fucked up.

We started dancing.

This woman's like, you guys got to come back to my house.

I'm divorced, and I have a whole house to myself.

We can all party.

And this woman was very, very sweet. Sweet.
What is that? What does this mean? Bad breath? She was bad looking. Oh.
What was the wrestler that had that as a thing? Was it Triple H? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. She was not a...
She was not a... Yeah, yeah.
I think it was John Cena.

She was very nice.

We call them, in Spanish, we call them shrimps.

What?

That makes no sense.

Yeah, because you can take the head off and then it's bueno.

Butterface.

We call them butterface.

She was a shrimp.

What part of Spain is fancy from?

Southern.

That's not true.

Okay.

Shut up.

What the?

Dude.

Ah! Oh

Got it wrong baby You lost Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad.

Hey!

Hey!

Feliz Navidad.

Feliz Navidad.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Hey!

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Oh!

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. You a Merry Christmas.
Fuck it. Do it again.
Have a miss. Do it again.
Merry Christmas. Pick it up.
Pick it up. Pick it up.
I miss you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Lise Navidad.
Go. Another one.
Liz Navidad. Let's go.
Hey. Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Feliz Navidad.

From Red Ohio.

Where do you see that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo. Yeah.
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