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Speaker 1 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 3 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 I'm running out of air.

Speaker 2 I was already out.

Speaker 2 I was already out. I didn't even have a glance.
Yeah, do it again, dude. Ready? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 well, this is out. This is out.

Speaker 2 I had my eyes closed. No, okay.
Because I couldn't breathe. Do it again.
Dude, I really liked it.

Speaker 2 I really liked it. Let's do it one more time.
Ready? Right, but I want to keep your eyes with it. Wait, hold up, hold up, hold on.

Speaker 2 Dude, we're like a barbershop quartet. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That was incredible. Also, I heard you laugh in the middle of it too.

Speaker 2 It sounded so beautiful to me.

Speaker 2 You kept the tone. It was very good.
That was great. Well, welcome back.
Welcome back, Carter. And let me say something.

Speaker 2 That's when you said, don't say welcome back again because it thinks I think of welcome back. Welcome back.
Yeah, yeah. Number one, I want to say we got back from Australia

Speaker 2 and my sleep schedule is so wicky-free.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. No, yesterday I woke up at five.

Speaker 2 Today I woke up at at three. You know what I mean? Carlos looks confused

Speaker 2 and dazed. Are you dazed? Yes.
Or confused? Both? Both. Yeah.
It's a great movie. And yeah, it was a great movie.
And I just. Kangaroo balls there.
Yeah, I think. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Kangaroo ball.
Petrified. Yeah.
I'm petrified holding them.

Speaker 3 That's real.

Speaker 2 Yeah. They're heavy.
He's pretty heavy. Yeah.
Sorry for fondling your kangaroo. No, no, no.
It's what I like. No, they're heavy because he.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 We're getting it. We're getting it.
We're getting it. Yeah, we're going to be doing that quite frequently on this podcast.

Speaker 3 Oh, and I brought this

Speaker 3 for the studio.

Speaker 2 Oh, whoa. A boomerong.

Speaker 3 I'll throw it to you. But hey, can you edit this so it looks like it comes back to me?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's nice. It works.
Let me see it. Okay, you're for real.
I'll throw it to you.

Speaker 2 All right. End over end.
Have you tried it?

Speaker 3 In public? No, I just knew it would work. It's the first time I've thrown it.

Speaker 2 Oh, you guys ready? Is there a way to throw it that it'll come back right here? Like, really? If you throw it like that, it does then because it flattens out.

Speaker 2 You know what it is, dude? You're such a know-it-all. But I can't, he does, he knows everything.
He knows everything, it drives me crazy. Why'd you ask me then?

Speaker 2 Why do you ask me so many questions then if you don't want to know the answer? Because you know I got the answer. I know you got the answer.
This is going to break something.

Speaker 2 Yeah, look at McConnell is the most scared.

Speaker 2 Don't go hard because when I go like this, it's going to naturally go sideways. You know that, right?

Speaker 2 Oh my god.

Speaker 2 Stop, stop. That's it.

Speaker 2 So, what's your what what is your, how's your sleeping?

Speaker 3 And saying it's terrible. I can't believe you're doing spots.
I had a spot at midnight and I, first time in my life, canceled it.

Speaker 2 Saturday night. I didn't do it one Saturday.

Speaker 2 I told you that was a bad idea. No, no, I went.

Speaker 2 I thought you were. Yeah, I went.
I went. I went.
I went.

Speaker 3 And you went Monday.

Speaker 2 I went Monday. Yeah.
Not tonight. And tonight.
No, no, tonight. Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So what time have you been sleeping?

Speaker 3 I've been trying to go to bed at night, but I stay awake till like 4 a.m. And then I still wake up at 9 a.m.
And then I am tired all day.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
It's rough. What about you? I'm good.
I know you would be good. I knew you would be good.
I'm good because I did the exact pattern I told you. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 He's going to drive me crazy at the pattern. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 Oh my God. The funniest part is, I literally said when we fly to Sydney, he, he, this is what I did.
The pattern. Everyone that listening, this is what he does.
This is what he does. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's Mr. Know-It-All, okay? That's my new name.
Mr. Know-It-All, right? But it's Mr.
NO, Mr. Know-Itall.

Speaker 2 Mr. Know-Itallah.
And And so, Mr. Know-it-all, he obviously, we do a group meeting

Speaker 2 when he has his little TED talks, right? Well, there's one. This is what we need to do.
They're TEDxes, though. Yeah, yeah.
So he goes, so he says,

Speaker 2 all right, from

Speaker 2 Perth to Australia, right? Don't sleep at all. We were in the airport.
We were in Australia.

Speaker 2 Perth to Sydney. Sorry.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 That's another know-it-all thing you just said. I'm going to let it go.
You could have let it go, but you get it. I'm Mr.
No-Adall. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. That's my kid.

Speaker 2 All right, so from Perth Perth to Sydney, don't sleep it up, which is like a four and a half hour flight. Four hours, yeah.
What did I do? Slept the whole time. The whole time.

Speaker 2 I stayed awake the whole time. Because when he says something to do, I go the opposite.
Smart.

Speaker 2 I'm know-it-all's nemesis. Wait a minute.
I'm Mr. Know-It-All.
You're Mr. No-Itall.
That's Mr. No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it is.
Yeah. Right? So I say no.
I slept the whole way, right? Smart.

Speaker 2 Yeah, good for you. And then, like a fucking idiot, you stayed up the entire flight home.
I did.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. 15 hours?

Speaker 2 Watch me. Watch me.
I said, stay up on the first leg, on the second leg, eat the dinner, and then last as long as you can to match up with the LA clock and go to bed, because then it'll be nighttime.

Speaker 2 Then when you wake up, it'll be noon in LA when we wake up and get to LA, but it'll actually kind of be our sleep schedule. We'll think it's like 10, 9 or 10 a.m., which I go, that'll work perfectly.

Speaker 2 I took, I was up during the meal. I see him.
I watch across the aisle. He's on his iPad and you can hear him.

Speaker 2 I can hear him laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I go to bed, right?

Speaker 2 I wake up from bed feeling good take a piss he's still up still on his ipad and i know he hasn't fallen asleep still giggling in the exact same position

Speaker 2 exact same position then i go back again i'm stretching a little bit i'm thinking he probably is asleep now wide awake wide awake not one hour of sleep on 15 hour flights

Speaker 2 and now what's happening i can't sleep i know see i told you so um oh you're right but i refuse right good for you right right you should i would rather here's another thing i would rather you know what i'd rather this for you.

Speaker 2 I like this for you. I know you do.
And here's another thing that I did.

Speaker 2 A long time ago, you and I went bowling.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Right.
And you try to teach me how to bowl. That's right.
Yeah. And I refuse.
That's right. But then when we went to Sonny's birthday party,

Speaker 2 Charles Melton taught me exactly what you taught me, but I listened to what he said.

Speaker 2 Do you remember? Yeah, yeah. Right.
And I started bowling correctly. Right.
And I looked at you, and I think you were a little upset by it. Yeah, a little bit.
Yeah. Yeah.
So it's like, you know,

Speaker 2 like, if he teaches me something, I refuse to listen. But if it's like anybody else, right, with the same knowledge, because he has all, he's Mr.
Know-it-all, right? Know-it-all.

Speaker 2 But I don't know why that is. Why is that, you think? Because you resent the fact that I'm younger than you, but no more than you.

Speaker 3 He's talented, too. There's literally nothing you can't do.
God bless.

Speaker 3 We talked about it the other day. I said, can you name one thing you can't do? And you couldn't.

Speaker 2 That's not true. I said, he couldn't do that.
He couldn't think of that. He can't beat me.
That's the one thing.

Speaker 2 He can't beat me in ping pong. How about this? I can't play piano, and he's beautiful at the piano.
Piano, ping pong.

Speaker 2 Ping pong, I can beat you.

Speaker 2 Get a table. Oh, my God.
Tennis?

Speaker 2 At tennis, we might be more evenly matched.

Speaker 2 I was on the tennis team in high school. I know you.
That was with it. And that was 40 years ago.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 I hadn't ridden a bike since I was in high school when we rode a bike in fucking Australia. There's no phrase that's, hey, it's just like tennis.
Once you learn, you never not learn.

Speaker 2 There is no tennis phrase. Yes, Yes, it goes to tennis.
It's just like hitting a tennis ball. Yeah, yeah.
Once you know, you know. Once you know, you know.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 We did ride a beautiful bike around Rotten Sland and had a gorgeous day at Rotten Sland. Probably one of our best days.

Speaker 3 What a roller coaster, though.

Speaker 2 Incredible, right?

Speaker 3 Why?

Speaker 3 Well, because we kind of hyped it up the entire trip, and Bobby kept pulling me aside and saying, listen, I know everyone says they're the cutest animals on earth, but what if we get there and they don't like us?

Speaker 2 That's right.

Speaker 3 And we got there and they were all just like looking for food.

Speaker 2 Because I'll tell you why. Yeah.
May I tell you why? Yeah. My wisdom on this? Yeah.

Speaker 2 okay look at them right oh my god they are cute they're so cute they're so cute they're so fucking cute so um edible by the way they look very edible yeah they look like porgs they look like look they look like little andres yeah little andreses so here's the situation here guy my friend is is that i'll tell you how the quakas came into my i told you right how yeah jim jeffries jim jeffries right months ago pulled me aside night you gotta see the quakas yeah he told me the island island and everything, right?

Speaker 2 So I've been thinking and dreaming about quakas a long time. I get that.
Yeah. And then when we got there, some fucking bloke,

Speaker 2 some Australian bloke, says to me, Mike, you know why they call it Rotten Esteban Island? I go, why? And he goes, because the first guy that went there, right, thought they were rats.

Speaker 2 So in my mind, I'm like, oh, they're not.

Speaker 2 They're not as,

Speaker 2 because what we see, I thought they were like going to be real small like rats. Me too, yeah.

Speaker 2 right but then when i saw well that's me yep when i yep look at that you taking a photo with one so beautifully oh the joey's coming out yeah the little joey's coming out of the stomach

Speaker 2 dude that was like magical

Speaker 2 in love with that

Speaker 2 and that was like four hours into the trip you got that yeah that was the last second we were about to go we're about to board the boat to go home well because i don't here's you know when people go crazy over celebrities Yeah, that's how I feel.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go less crazy.
I take a step back and I go, you know, I'm better than that, right? So there was a lot of quoka fawning. A lot of fawning.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 So I'm like, no, you know what? I'm going to be cool about this. But after like two or three hours, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? It's a fucking quaka.
Take a photo.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're like, three hours in, you're like, I'm ready. I'm ready to take a photo.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. No, but I see, this is what I appreciate about you.
You waited till you felt like it was time. And guess what? Yeah.
That photo is proof that if you wait, good things will come. Exactly.

Speaker 2 Because a lot of people got a lot of bad photos of them with quakas not looking at them. You, on the other hand, have a picture, perfect, picture with

Speaker 2 Kukuka.

Speaker 2 Because I had the little baby in the stomach one. It was unbelievable.
It was really

Speaker 2 unbelievable. So the proof is in the pudding, kiddo.
If you wait, good things will come. You know, don't call me kiddo anymore.
All right, baby doll.

Speaker 2 I think it's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 We got a lot of love down there in Australia, and we want to thank you. Oh, it was probably.
Yeah, go ahead. Sorry.
No, no, that's it. I just want to say we want to thank you.
It was probably.

Speaker 2 It was unbelievable. Yep, sorry.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 I just want to say that I want to thank. Cut me off again.

Speaker 2 Probably. There it is.
Oh.

Speaker 2 I want to thank all the fans from Down Under. It was one of the best experiences we've ever had.
I mean it. It was unfucking real.
It was so

Speaker 2 fun. Life-changing.
Life-changing. We had people come to the show that are actor friends of ours that came.
Oh, can we talk about that?

Speaker 2 Sure.

Speaker 2 You're not going to be mad? What do I care? It's already, you already made fun of me half of the trip about it.

Speaker 2 I got mocked incessantly. Even though what did Andrew provide except for great recommendations for food and hangout spots and cool things to see? But that's okay, but make fun of me more.
It's fine.

Speaker 2 Well, then I will not. You're right.
I'd actually prefer it if you did. If you did.
Go ahead, make fun of me. Well, so

Speaker 2 you asked me to close the shows.

Speaker 2 I asked you to close the shows because I wasn't feeling good. You're good.
That's fine. And I 100% backed out.
Because you'll do whatever. Usually we switch off.
Sure.

Speaker 2 And I said, Will you end up closing some of these shows, please? Yeah, but I closed except for the one.

Speaker 2 Except for one, what? One of the shows.

Speaker 2 You didn't close.

Speaker 2 No, no, no,

Speaker 2 you know it.

Speaker 2 He knows what I'm talking about. He closes every other show.

Speaker 2 You know which one. So the closing.

Speaker 2 This guy wanted to close one of the shows. Interesting.
This is so interesting what you're doing.

Speaker 2 So interesting.

Speaker 2 What did I do? I wasn't there, but I get the picture. He'll get the picture, right? So there's one show where he goes, you know what, Bob?

Speaker 2 I'm going to close this particular one. I'm like, Mike, why? I thought I was going to close all of them.
Right? and then it was the show that it was dakota fanning sarah smooch smooch

Speaker 2 right do you flip yeah yeah yeah smooch these are right sure yeah yeah now what i'm saying is that so the one show that your celebrity friends are coming this you're like i want to close because i want to make seem well they came to see me because they're not a fan of you

Speaker 2 see what you're doing right now no no no oh yeah yeah yeah no no i'm just being honest yeah

Speaker 2 you like the honesty yeah yeah, yeah. They all were like, I don't really care about Bobby.
I don't like his stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I said, would you guys like me to go last?

Speaker 2 And they go, I'd prefer it. Yeah.
Less of him, more of you. So, whatever, no, no, I just want to tell you.
Whatever the reason. If you like the truth, whatever.
I love the truth. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 If you like this little trick, I love the truth. They all literally said, We're not fans of Bobby Lee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both comedically, personally.

Speaker 2 And I said, That's rude.

Speaker 2 That's my partner. I love what you're doing.
I love what you're doing right now. Dude, these are their words.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't think so. They go, I don't like him as a stand-up

Speaker 2 or as a podcaster. Yeah, I don't think so.
They go, we're not,

Speaker 2 that's just not our style. And I said,

Speaker 2 maybe.

Speaker 2 What would it matter who went up first then? No, it doesn't. You're going to see me anyway.
They saw me anyway. Because you hate it if I do too much time.
You bitch about it every time.

Speaker 2 So if I go second, then you're not going to complain to me. Right.
It was just an observation. I don't know if it's the truth, but I'm giving you the truth.

Speaker 2 It could have been one show where you're like, here's a deal. It could have been one show where it's like, you know what? I just feel like closing up the second show.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 The truth really is, I thought, okay, if they're coming to see, I'm not going to have you get upset at me because I did too much time in the front.

Speaker 2 So I was like, let me close the show so I don't hear it from you. Because every show we've ever done, if I do too much time and there's proof in the booth, you do get mad.
Okay, so

Speaker 2 are you going to be honest and say that that's true? That is the truth. Yes, because you go.
So let me ask. Can I? And I see, I hear backstage you going like this.
He's doing too much time.

Speaker 2 He's always doing too much time. Okay.
These guys.

Speaker 2 Let me say something.

Speaker 2 Let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 The reason why. Rat him out.

Speaker 2 Rat him out. I'm sorry.
All right, what I'm saying is that. So, your beef is not with me, pal.

Speaker 2 It's with the rat.

Speaker 2 Rat Island. Rat Island.
Okay, right there. Let me say, first of all, right? You rat fuckers, dude.
I don't. Yeah, yeah, you both are.
You rat fuckers. And number two, and number two, right?

Speaker 2 Don't hide now, pal. Right? Don't hide.
Let me, I'm going to say something to you. Yeah.
Okay. You're one of the best comics on.

Speaker 2 First of all,

Speaker 2 let me finish. Cut it out.
Let me say. He's one of the best comics on planet Earth, okay? No.
Listen, right? We're playing in front of thousands and people, right? Do you know how hard it is?

Speaker 2 I'm blocking your face.

Speaker 2 Do you know how hard it is to follow this guy in any environment? We say the same thing. Everything

Speaker 2 we say the same thing about you. Okay.
And my point is, is that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry that I at times don't want to work that hard.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry. Okay.
I don't want to work that hard. And number two, right? Back me up.

Speaker 2 Now you two, rats, right? Time out.

Speaker 2 Real fast, real fast. The truth is out there, and I love the truth.
No, but let me stomp the truth real fast.

Speaker 2 Okay, good.

Speaker 2 Two things, real fast. Real fast.
Yeah. One, clearly they never said that about you.
You know I'm joking. You know that I'm joking.

Speaker 2 I just ratted myself out?

Speaker 2 No, no, no. I just said, listen to me.
I just admitted that I do complain. And now

Speaker 2 that was some fucking Jedi shit, dude.

Speaker 2 That was on co-op. Don't do that.
He knows everything. He knows everything, dude.
Mr. Know it all.
Can I finish them? Yeah, yeah. Two things.
Hey, go ahead.

Speaker 2 One, they never said it about you because you know that they're all in love with you. I made that up as a joke.
But two, to let me. Who? Dakota fanning them? All of them.
Of course he didn't.

Speaker 2 I know, but let me level this. Let me level this.
Okay. To make this even more fair.
That is true. I did want to go second because I did not want you to get mad at me about the time.

Speaker 2 And then to make both of these things together, these guys will also tell you, the rat fucking scumbag loser fuckheads that they'll tell you the exact same thing that I say about you when you're on stage.

Speaker 2 Verbatim. I go, I don't know why he doesn't go second.
He's crushing and I don't want to go after that. Do I not say that to you? So yes.

Speaker 2 Okay, so the same thing you say to them, I say to them about you as well. Okay.
So,

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 2 we're good. We're good.

Speaker 2 Who are we really mad at? Yeah, but we're not good yet. Okay.

Speaker 3 I love this because my parents divorced when I was six, so I never got this.

Speaker 2 So let me see.

Speaker 2 No, so let me let me just you know, like go to the committee, okay?

Speaker 2 So McCone, all right?

Speaker 2 No, I had to burp. Yeah, McCone, look at me.

Speaker 2 Why do you think he wanted to go second? Just in your opinion. You know what I mean? Your opinion.

Speaker 2 Only the second show on Melbourne.

Speaker 2 Don't look at me. What are you doing? Dude, you're about to lie.
I could just see. You did a swallow.

Speaker 4 He wanted to look cool in front of his actor friends.

Speaker 2 There it is. Carlos? I think he wanted to show what a good comedian he was in front of his friends.
Okay. And yeah.
That's fine. That's great.
Yeah. I told you what it was.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I didn't want to hear it from you if I went long. That's really, I did not want to hear your bullshit about you going.
Because by the way, I did 30 minutes because I wanted to do more time.

Speaker 2 I wanted to give him the best version of the show. Oh, fancy.
Fancy.

Speaker 2 What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 We were just sailing through this.

Speaker 2 So here's the issue. No, no, no, no.
All right. Let that sink in.
No, I don't want it to. Yeah, it's already here.
Just clean it off.

Speaker 2 Once you get HIV, you have it.

Speaker 2 Not anymore, dude. I know, but but I haven't taken the cocktail yet.
Well, please do. Yeah, so I just took some of HIV

Speaker 2 a shot of it. He's walked into the porg.

Speaker 2 At least he's embraced it. You said that's the best part of the show.
No,

Speaker 2 fancy. No.
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
Listen, if this is going to be about the truth, and if we're putting it on the table,

Speaker 2 let's just do it. Let's not, like, you know, let's be cowboys.
Okay, so I told you my truth. Yeah, and I believe you.
I genuinely, I just want to do a lot with time. So I just heard your truth.

Speaker 2 And you know what? Nice, fancy. Way to go.
So anyway.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 What a great trip. It was incredible.

Speaker 2 What awesome.

Speaker 3 We saw kangaroos.

Speaker 2 We did. Jess and I went for a long walk and saw some ruse.

Speaker 3 That was awesome.

Speaker 2 It was incredible. And then

Speaker 2 in Auckland,

Speaker 2 Carlos went to a brothel,

Speaker 2 which I'm sure is.

Speaker 2 Can you talk about it? Yeah, of course. We already talked about it.
Yeah. It was more independent.

Speaker 2 Oh, less corporate. Mom and pop for it.
Less corporate. It was just in a hotel room, and there was like a closed barrier.
Like when you walked into the left.

Speaker 2 So there was someone else hooking up in there as well?

Speaker 2 So she was like, go shower. And so I went and showered.
Like, I faked it a little bit.

Speaker 3 What do you mean you faked it?

Speaker 2 I had already showered. I didn't do soap.

Speaker 3 Like, you just went in there and pretended to soap?

Speaker 2 Why wouldn't you just shower again? Shower. Yeah.
Double soap it. It'd be just too much.
Sorry?

Speaker 2 I didn't want to do soap it. Double soap it is too much?

Speaker 3 Like you you get extra clean.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what does that even mean? I didn't want to do two soaps, so I couldn't. But it's not your body, it's your breath.

Speaker 2 That's what they meant. You can't wash that in the show.
You can't watch, you know.

Speaker 2 Enough. Can we discuss that for a second? Okay.
There was no discussion.

Speaker 2 There's not anything that smells particularly like that.

Speaker 3 That's why prostitutes don't kiss.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why prostitutes don't kiss.
Yeah, do you kiss?

Speaker 2 No, seriously. It's a level of.

Speaker 2 You know what it is? Okay.

Speaker 2 don't, when you're in a port-a-potty, you know what it is. Right.
You go, that's a mixture of poo and pee

Speaker 2 generations of it, right? Right.

Speaker 2 When you go, you're, whatever, right? When you're at, like, you know, when you're in a skid row, right? You kind of know what those smells are. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 People that are B.O., dirty, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
Et cetera, et cetera. I get that.
Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 2 With his is a particular kind of skank. Pretty interesting.
Yeah, Stanch, that you don't know quite what it is. Right.
What is it? It's like there's salami, right? But then there's also dirt.

Speaker 2 But then there's also, like, you know what I mean? Like, you know,

Speaker 2 vomit. Vomit.
Yeah, yeah. But it's like, it's from vaping and a bunch of stuff.
But it's a lot, but it's like, also, here's another thing that you can do, which is, I think, an X-Men power.

Speaker 2 You can project it from across the room. Whoa, that is like a power appeal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I could literally walk in a room and go, oh, Carlos is here before even I see you. Whoa.

Speaker 2 I'm being real. I'll go, oh, Carlos.
I don't even have to look.

Speaker 2 You're just there. Does it leave a trail or something? It's a projection.
I don't know. It's weird.
It's like a funk. What is it? What is it? What is it? I think it's because I don't eat enough.

Speaker 2 Because you don't eat enough food? Yeah. So your stomach is eating itself.
Yeah, it's bile.

Speaker 2 That's bile. Bile.
Well, every morning I throw up blood and stuff. Oh, my God.
What are we going? What a dirt.

Speaker 2 No. No, don't do it.
Don't do that. Yeah, yeah.
Why? I'm still alive, though.

Speaker 2 Okay. When's the last time you saw a doctor? I'll see my dad in a couple days and I'll see what's up.
Wait, oh, so your dad is your doctor? Oh, yeah. I just text him.
And then

Speaker 3 you call him Dr. Dad?

Speaker 2 Dr. Dad on NBC.

Speaker 2 Wait a minute. Does he ever run blood work on you? No, he's just like

Speaker 2 blood work. Do you ever run blood work on yourself? No.
Have you ever gone?

Speaker 2 You've never done that? No. You honestly, dude, at your age, you have to run blood work.
I mean, I've gotten STD tests. That's not the same thing.
I'm talking about holistic.

Speaker 2 Your whole body needs to know, like, maybe you have allergies to something.

Speaker 2 You can have stuff going on that you don't know. That's like what hot girl.
And I'm not even talking about your breath.

Speaker 2 I'm talking about separately. You should run blood work, dude, to know what's going on.
I'm talking about your breath. That's right.
That part. Yeah, I'm talking about your breath.

Speaker 2 What if he does blood work?

Speaker 3 What if he does blood work and the results come back?

Speaker 2 Bad breath.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Even the blood is like.

Speaker 2 Even like when,

Speaker 2 like, sometimes I'll say, get me mints.

Speaker 2 You're just trying to like make it easy. But so haven't I said, when we're doing shows, do I ever say that? When he says get me mints, he means

Speaker 2 spoil me. I'm trying not to be rude.
Oh, yeah. Right? It's a message.
He doesn't get it. Yeah, get me gum, mints, right? And get me, you know what I mean, toothpaste,

Speaker 2 mouthwash,

Speaker 2 everything, right?

Speaker 2 It's not for me. I don't use it.
It's for you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the hint.
I had a lot of mints in Australia. I always had some on me.

Speaker 2 I just had some.

Speaker 2 You won't believe this. I saw him put a mint in his mouth and jump back.

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Speaker 2 Play this video of him coming on stage in Sydney. This is Bobby coming on stage in Sydney.
Jesus Christ. So great.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Wow.

Speaker 2 Crazy. 8,500 people at this show? Yeah.
Wow, man.

Speaker 4 There was more people at that show than in the state of Nevada when it was admitted into the Union in 1860.

Speaker 2 It was almost a great moment. Do I get the Mr.
Know-It-All thing now, or is it passed to this fucking guy? That's the greatest thing. I think you've influenced him.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. That's basically baby know-it-all.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That's baby know-it-all.
Baby know-it-all. I don't even come up with shit like that.

Speaker 3 I don't don't know because you know it all, but you also know timing.

Speaker 2 Ah, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 But he knows a lot.

Speaker 2 Let me ask you, McCone, do you know about Keiko?

Speaker 2 No. Okay.

Speaker 2 Do you know about Keiko? What's the Nevada thing? What is this saying?

Speaker 4 I saw this in a video the other day when Nevada became a state in 1860. They had just over 6,000 people.
And I thought, that's crazy. There was more people in the audience.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to lie. That is fucking amazing.
Yeah. That's insane.

Speaker 2 A state when it was formed. Influence.
Influence.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. See how no-it-alls influence each other? Hey, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, good boy,

Speaker 2 he's learning. Yeah, good boy.
You're actually coming.

Speaker 2 But my kind of know-it-all, Carlos, is you, right? What up, yeah, what's up, bro? What's up? What's up? There's a few things he doesn't know. We know nothing.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, so let me ask you, though, not to stick on this joke. Do you go to see a dental hygienist, though?

Speaker 2 No. You can't just have, you don't.
No. Will you?

Speaker 3 I think it's will they.

Speaker 2 shoot.

Speaker 2 That's very funny. Yeah, they will not.

Speaker 2 Huh? I haven't been in.

Speaker 2 He has his picture up at the dentist's office. He's banned.
Wanted?

Speaker 2 Wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dead. Wow.
Wait a minute. So you won't go?

Speaker 2 I'll just do other things. Yeah.
But wait, why won't you go see somebody? Because I'm healthy. I'm alive.
Are you afraid of a dentist? Is that what that is? No, I'm really not. I'm just lazy.

Speaker 2 Like how my car skeed, I destroyed it.

Speaker 2 But this tripping me out. When's that time you went to a dentist, for real?

Speaker 2 Edward. You went out to Tina? Edu, check this out.
In fucking 30 years? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Edu, check it out. What? What am I doing?

Speaker 2 What? Who was that? You're a dentist? No, no, no. It's worse.

Speaker 2 What? Every woman that makes money.

Speaker 2 Okay. All right.

Speaker 2 All right. I mean, just imagine.
That wasn't Kalila. Oh.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 2 Shots fucking fire, dude. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good. The frequency of dental visits depends on your individual circumstances.
However,

Speaker 2 the ADA recommends, the American Dental Association recommends adults and children see the dentist every six months. That's so dorky.
No one does that. I think that almost everyone I know does.

Speaker 2 Really? Yeah, I go to dentist. Everyone in this room goes to the dentist.

Speaker 2 You don't ever, I mean, at the very least, once a year is definitely what you should do. I did tell Jesse this, but I did brush my teeth with Sprite and Adelaide.
Yeah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 I said, why Sprite? And he goes, I don't know what fizz fizz is

Speaker 2 bro he's just rubbing sugar on his teeth bro bro dude that's the problem that is yeah yeah i that's we found it yeah we found the problem

Speaker 2 you're brushing your teeth with yeah yeah yeah i was too lazy to go to the bathroom just do it with pop rocks

Speaker 2 those fins do dog do you smell i mean is there other smells in your body that you're not aware of or privy to i don't know i can't smell them i can't you can smell but i can't smell like marijuana or anything like that.

Speaker 2 You dip and smell. You dip and smell? Yeah, yeah.
Like, dip your finger in your butt and smell it? No, not the pot. No, no, but.
Don't start there. Yeah, don't start there.

Speaker 2 No, but I'll go like this and do that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Have you done that? Yeah, of course.
Yeah. Yeah.
I want to

Speaker 2 see if I'm on track. Yeah.
I think we need to get this solved, and I mean this, because now I feel like it's dangerous. Are you really throwing up in the mornings? Oh, yeah.
Oh, buddy. Come on.

Speaker 2 That's not good. Yeah.
Oh, that's not good. Well, then stuff's going on.
It's like indigestion. It's the whole thing.
And McCone knows my pillows have blood on them when I wake up. Yeah, McCone,

Speaker 2 you're not voicing this to us ever. You're not going, hey guys, I think you should know this, both for the sake of health and comedy.

Speaker 4 I mean, I feel like everybody who's like 10 years older than me, I'm like, oh, they got it somewhat figured out.

Speaker 2 No, they don't. They don't.
No, they don't. They got it.
No, there is no such thing.

Speaker 3 I did love all the music we made together, though, with the piano and your singing and the trumpet.

Speaker 2 I'm going to say it right now, dude. I told you backstage.
Say it. And I don't know if you really took this to heart, but I mean this.
I said,

Speaker 2 man, it's incredible when you are freestyling on the piano and she's backing you up and just flowing with it.

Speaker 2 It's extremely impressive. Maybe I'm a fucking underexposed person to that kind of style of music, but it fucking blew my mind.

Speaker 2 Every night I would sit down when you would freestyle on the piano and you would just smooth come in. I was, I'm genuine, I'm being so genuine to you guys.
It's so impressive to me.

Speaker 2 And maybe I'm, don't know shit about music composition and

Speaker 2 composition and theory but it fucking was incredible i'm not basic chords really sure yeah i maybe but it was fucking gorgeous i do also have to say that the shows

Speaker 2 versus the shows we did in america a year a couple years ago were way tighter over there we were much tighter well we had 60 cities of practice i mean we found a groove we found a definitely groove with all of it it just seems faster

Speaker 2 it was smooth and and we had some incredible people fans to help out in the show we had a woman who was able to squirt breast milk out of her mouth. Into my mouth.
Out of her tip.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I got it. Well, she

Speaker 2 didn't spit it.

Speaker 2 Like milk coming out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She squirted breast milk into your mouth. And it's sour.
It doesn't taste like oat milk or. Right.
Well, what do you mean? Yes, it does not taste like oat milk. Or any milk that I've ever had.

Speaker 2 Right, because it was like sour. It was a human milk.
Oh, it's human milk. It's human milk.
And let's see it right here. Let's play a clip there.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 So much more than I've been.

Speaker 2 It's Insane, dude. Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. That's all breast milk.
That's all breast milk. Then those babies are not going to go hungry.
That is so much. And can I say something, too?

Speaker 2 Probably one of the best brus I've ever seen. Gorgeous.
You saw them, right? Yeah, I snuck back. I mean, they were a perfect breasts.
And her husband approved. We asked her.
We said,

Speaker 2 she goes, my talent is that I can squirt breast milk very far. And that's us asking her husband.
I'm saying, dude, do you, was this cool? Do you approve? And he was thumbs up all day.

Speaker 2 What show was, was that the show that Dakota was at? It was. That was that.
Yeah, that was it. Oh, that was a magical show.
That's a magical show then.

Speaker 2 Sarah Snook, Jake Lacey, Dakota. Oh, Jake Lacey from

Speaker 2 White Lotus. And I'm dying up here.
I'm dying up here. That's how we feel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sarah Snook, who is

Speaker 2 such an incredible actress. I walked up to her and I just kind of grabbed her arms.
Yeah. I'm such a big fan of yours.
I have such a crush on her talent-wise. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Like, I think she's so talented. I'm like, God, you're not.

Speaker 2 I love

Speaker 2 Dakota. Oh, my God.
She's the shit. She's so not what you think.

Speaker 2 Well, because she's, you know what, what's funny is when you grow up in LA and you meet people that grew up in LA, they're like actors that grew up here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I guess it's more you have a projection of an idea of who you think they are. You do, because you meet some kids that grew up here and they act and it's a thing.

Speaker 2 And you know, even though she moved here as a young kid, she kind of grew up here. But you see a lot of young actors, because I know a lot that

Speaker 2 they play by the Hollywood rules, so they don't want to say the wrong thing or they want to, they're just very like in the middle about things, right? Political, political.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she seemed to be, she reminded me more of a comic. She floats her own way.
She's like, cool, like, just

Speaker 2 except

Speaker 2 she loved the show. Yeah, the show was wild.
It's really nice to see people feel free and not feel like, because our show is fucking insane. Like, you know, Sarah brought their 14-year-old son.

Speaker 2 And when they came back stage, I was like, do you want him to see this show? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she was like, yeah, I mean, why not? Who cares?

Speaker 3 And they just saw Neil deGrasse Tyson play there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. We played the same venue as rocket scientist Neil Rocket Scientist.

Speaker 2 And we're sucking on tit milk. Yeah, yeah.
Rock and roll.

Speaker 2 Rock and fucking roll. It was a great trip over it.
What a great.

Speaker 2 The whole trip was good. There's only one part of it I didn't like.
Tell me. There's only one part of it I didn't like.
Tell me it. You know what it was.

Speaker 2 McCone.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Did you make me mad the whole show?

Speaker 2 Was I mad at you a little bit? It was. Was it anger, but I forgot? I can tell you exactly what it is.
because it's a little bit of jealousy, is what it was. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 We played the clip on here of you walking out to Sydney to all those fans. Right.

Speaker 3 Oh, I knew it as soon as I saw Bobby post that. I knew this was.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not mad at Bobby.
I said to him, Did you get us all coming out to the fucking crime? Wait, he didn't get you coming out? No, no, no. No.
No, there's got to be that.

Speaker 2 That doesn't make

Speaker 2 it.

Speaker 3 He does not. And you were watching it all day on your Instagram.
And I just knew that he was up.

Speaker 2 I wasn't upset at you.

Speaker 2 I said to him, did you get everybody getting that shot?

Speaker 4 I got all of us going out.

Speaker 2 Is that what I asked you? I said, did you get me or Jesse going on stage to the big crowd?

Speaker 2 I don't want to fight you.

Speaker 2 Andrew?

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Can I side with Macomb for a second? Interesting. Interesting.

Speaker 2 Interesting.

Speaker 2 Interesting. Someone's trying to get under Mr.
Nodal tutelage, huh? What? Someone's trying to be Mr. Nodahall for the show.
I mean, just a little thing. What is it?

Speaker 2 I did go up to him before the show and I go,

Speaker 2 make sure you get me coming out. Interesting.
Okay. That has no bearing

Speaker 2 that he would literally go, I should probably get everybody coming out. Yeah, but that doesn't make it.
Yeah, you're right. That doesn't matter.
It's 8,500 seats. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You assume.
If one of us said, hey, make sure you get this shot, why wouldn't your instinct go, I should get this for Jess?

Speaker 3 You were already on stage. Correct.
At that moment. So he couldn't go back.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. He asked him before the show.
Oh, I thought it was like

Speaker 4 I was running up to run the cameras to get the back of everyone going because I have running second cameras.

Speaker 2 I don't, it's over to me.

Speaker 2 And that will always lay inside of me as something that you disappointed me at. And it turned me.
I was extremely upset. I went into my hotel room and I said, not happy.
Doesn't care.

Speaker 2 Did his own doesn't care.

Speaker 3 Almost a Dollywood moment that day. Pretty close.

Speaker 2 That wasn't why I was feeling that way. But that Dollywood moment almost happened again.
Yeah. I had a day.

Speaker 3 That was scary.

Speaker 3 I kept wanting to hang out with you so bad, but I knew it would be best to just sleep.

Speaker 2 I had to go to the gym. I had to just walk away.
But McCone was a big sliver, a big sliver in my hand. Ow.
How do I get this out? Right.

Speaker 2 I do have to say my relationship with McCone

Speaker 2 got better on the trip.

Speaker 3 Because of that?

Speaker 2 No, not because of that.

Speaker 2 I feel like he was trying to.

Speaker 2 He was trying.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I will say he got

Speaker 2 you're welcome.

Speaker 3 Everyone in my life?

Speaker 2 That's me. That's all me.
I know it is, dude. That's all me molding and shaping.
Yeah, yeah, I know it is. And you know who didn't try on the trip at all?

Speaker 2 Who didn't put any effort into the trip whatsoever? Carlos.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Shout out to Carlos.
He worked very hard.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you've killed it, Carlos.

Speaker 2 You actually did a phenomenal job. Thank you.
I appreciate it. A phenomenal job.
Much better than we expected you to do. You went above and beyond.
Fancy you didn't do shit.

Speaker 2 You stayed back and caught a check.

Speaker 2 Let's talk about the best hotels you think we stayed at. I think the coolest one we stayed at was

Speaker 2 the W in

Speaker 2 Brisbane. In Brisbane.
That hotel was wildly dope. But also, my second was the Ritz-Carlton the last night of.

Speaker 2 Was it Perth? What night? Perth.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Perth. Oh, the Crown.
The Crown, I mean, yeah. The Crown, yeah.
We had Nobu that night. Incredible.
Incredible. A little Nobu dinner.
Yeah. And the

Speaker 2 kids never had Nobu, right? Never. You're welcome.
Didn't say thank you once. Didn't say thank you.
I'm grateful, really,

Speaker 2 Did you say thank you?

Speaker 2 We said it a few times. When? Do you remember? Give me the time.
He probably has it on, too. Yeah, he's got a time stamp.

Speaker 2 I'll pull it up.

Speaker 3 That dinner was amazing. I love the lazy Susan.

Speaker 2 Love a spin lazy. Love a good lazy Susan.

Speaker 2 Love a good lazy Susan.

Speaker 2 And we had overall, man, every city

Speaker 2 did

Speaker 2 what we thought they were going to do. Nobody let us down.
Every city was amazing. Every venue was great.
And let's be honest. Can we be honest? We thought one of the cities,

Speaker 2 you both were like, what if this isn't that good? Because of the venue. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And it turned out to be fucking great.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. That one.
We were both. Oh, I walked into that one.

Speaker 2 I went, oh, here's another Memphis. Yeah, you did say that.
Yeah, yeah. You thought it was another Memphis

Speaker 2 tank.

Speaker 3 Yeah. But it wasn't.

Speaker 2 That show was

Speaker 2 incredible. Amazing.
Amazing. One of the best shows I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 I had a panic attack that day.

Speaker 2 Was that Brisbane? Adelaide. Adelaide.
Wait, tell that story.

Speaker 3 Yeah, on the plane, I had a panic attack, and I was trying to hold it together until I got to the hotel room so no one would know. And right at the end,

Speaker 3 well, when I got to the baggage claim, Bobby's like, go get me some donuts. So I'm like still trying to hold my breathing together.
And I'm ordering these donuts and the lady's taking forever.

Speaker 3 And Shrimp's like, come on,

Speaker 2 sorry.

Speaker 3 No, you didn't know. And so I get the donuts and I get on the thing.
And right when we park, Bobby's like, what's going on with you? And I was like, I think I'm having a panic attack.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you were having a panic attack. And then he starts yelling to everyone, she's having a panic attack.
I was like, you're making it worse.

Speaker 2 Well, then I went back there and I go, are you really having a panic at that point? I didn't know if he was joking. And then you were just.

Speaker 3 I just got to my hotel and like tried to control my breathing, took a shower and like calmed down. It felt so bad.
And then the show was like transformative.

Speaker 3 Because it was like all, I just could focus all my thinking just on the show and perform. And yeah, that venue was great.
And yeah.

Speaker 2 Since we're being honest. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Since this is the honest show. Yeah.
When you get low, you get low. When I get low.

Speaker 2 That's what I said.

Speaker 2 I thought you could have been a royal. When people get low, they get low.
Oh, right, right. No, when you get low, we can feel it.
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2 And there's always like a 12-hour period where it's like, we just know not to.

Speaker 2 But what happens to your mind there? Well, I have clinical depression, so I go into a deep, very dark, low hole. Yeah, I disappear.
It's scary. Yeah.
I get really, I feel so bad for you.

Speaker 2 But thank you. Now, I'm being real.

Speaker 2 I'm always like going, this is, oh my God. I mean, mean, I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I want to get you out of it.

Speaker 2 And we try to get you out of, but then we don't even, we don't say anything. I think, I don't think I said to you, anything to you that day.
No, you didn't. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But I would walk by your green room and just say, hey.

Speaker 2 If I'm being honest, if we want to talk real shit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I get fucking. I have, I have, I have depression.
I get extremely dark and low.

Speaker 2 I think the worst negative thoughts, I'm sure there's fans that have exactly what I have, or, you know, they do this thing. And

Speaker 2 I found my only solution is to not communicate with people because I just feel like I'll be mean or rude. And sometimes I am.
Then I just get snappy because I'm really low and I apologize if I am.

Speaker 2 And I find that if I can go and exercise or just break away for a second and just kind of do my own little thing, it helps me reset my bearings and then I can get back to it.

Speaker 2 And I've done it a few times with you guys, but that's just unfortunately. I think it's a part of my chemicals.
Yeah. I think it's a part of my fucking unfortunate DNA.
I'm born with this awful,

Speaker 2 you know, I don't even know how to describe it. It's awful.
It sucks. I'm not proud of it.
I'm not, but it also is who I really am.

Speaker 2 So I think if I service myself and I leave people alone, I can, I can figure it out. I found the tools for me to go, okay, and you know what helped me? Shout out to, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 Shout out to the guy I met in the gym.

Speaker 2 I didn't want to fucking talk to you. I absolutely didn't want to talk to you.
I was lifting weights. I had headphones in, and he approached me multiple times to talk.

Speaker 2 And I was being a little mean at first.

Speaker 2 I was like, what's up? I did that. Oh, I've done that.
Like, what, what, what, what?

Speaker 2 And then, as soon as I dropped my internal guard, I thought, this guy's just a nice guy asking a question.

Speaker 2 And then I shout out to that guy for some reason. It helped me get back to where I needed to go because I knew this was a test.
I don't know what you believe in.

Speaker 2 I don't care if you believe in a God or a not or a universal energy. This was 100% a test from the universe going, watch this.
I was in the gym alone, and it was like, watch this.

Speaker 2 And it put this guy in front of me.

Speaker 2 And it was like, you can either fucking be a fucking grump and be bummed and ruin someone else's part of the tour, the other people you're performing with, or you can take this guy as our little fucking tool.

Speaker 2 And honestly, I felt great after that. Like, something in the universe gave me that guy.
I believe that.

Speaker 2 To be like, look at this happy-go-lucky, sweet guy who just wanted to talk, chat, didn't know me, had no, like it wasn't like a fan it was like just a guy wanting to chat about something and i don't know i wholeheartedly believe the universe was like deal with this because you got to cut it out and then it did it like re-triggered my i gotta be good for the other people on the show it's not fair it's not fair to your friends and performers and people who support you to bring your shit on other people saying what is this clip that you want to play this is this is just bobby throwing a sig back at carlos after you threw one at him first yeah yeah right so you threw one, then he just retaliated.

Speaker 2 But that seems fair. Eye for an eye.
Smoke for a smoke.

Speaker 4 Leaves everyone blind.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like the good old days. There's a resentment.
You know, your behavior. You keep it.

Speaker 2 There is. There is something there.

Speaker 2 There has to be something there.

Speaker 3 I think he loves you, but the bad breath is like venom. Like it's taking over.

Speaker 2 Maybe that's what it is. Yeah.
Yeah. Like

Speaker 2 it's not him. It's morphing into its own thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's like actualizing. Yeah.
It's becoming its own.

Speaker 2 Because he's changing right oh 100 carlos has the the change is there i see it it's the responsibility y'all gave me so we gave you too much no just the right amount for me to grow interesting

Speaker 2 um i will say this we had a little talk off camera people don't know we're working on

Speaker 2 uh right now we looked up our analytics And we, I think, are going to play a show in Jolly Old England. We're working on going to London for a show because our fans in the U.K.

Speaker 2 have have said, why don't you guys come to us? The first country we went to outside of the U.S.

Speaker 2 was, well, Canada, but we went to Australia, and I think

Speaker 2 we owe it to our

Speaker 2 Australian,

Speaker 2 London friends, our London, our Londoner friends. So we're working on that right now.
But can we do this? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Make a whole vacation out of it.

Speaker 2 I know, but the problem with the Australia trip is that there was just too much traveling. I mean, what I would want is to be in Sydney for two or three extra days, two days, so we can travel around.

Speaker 2 I know we lose money that way. No, that's fine.
You mean London? So when we go to London, no, when we go to London, I don't want to be like flying in and flying out.

Speaker 2 I want to, I spent two or three days. I want to go to the Emirates and look at the list.
I was just going to ask, did we go there? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Can I tell you something about you? Yeah. She saw the Champions League game.
Did you see it or the highlights?

Speaker 3 I watched the whole thing. It started at noon.
I put it on my big TV and just watched it.

Speaker 2 Wow. Because that's the best way I can learn the players is by watching them.
And so, I know. What do you mean?

Speaker 2 Same thing.

Speaker 2 I would love the bond.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 this is your I love it so let me ask you something about our bond right yeah you saw did you do you love the team or I love why I became an Arsenal why though why do you think well it started to bond with Bob why do you think it is that she likes to do why because of my passion yeah so that's where it started that's where it started and it starts with

Speaker 3 your love so she loves what you love well let's face it we don't we love each other but we don't have a lot to talk about we went to a dinner together and they took our phones away and it was kind of hard for us That was a great day.

Speaker 3 It was great.

Speaker 2 But we ran out of phone. You were mad.
Oh, God, Louis, can we talk about that day? They took away your phone and you were at dinner without a phone? Yeah. Yeah.
I've never seen that in my entire.

Speaker 2 I'm not kidding. In the 20 years I've known you, I've never seen you at a meal not on your phone.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and if I liked Arsenal then, it would have been different.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so here's what happened. Okay.

Speaker 2 We were going to go and then you go, I don't want to have lunch.

Speaker 3 You said you guys go get lunch.

Speaker 2 You said you guys go get lunch. Verbatim.
But then you were mad that we had lunch without you. Because you went to a fucking five-star restaurant.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if I knew you were going to Michelin, I thought you were just going to grab a snack like we've been doing. I didn't think you were going to go to a fucking sit-down Michelin restaurant.

Speaker 2 I thought, hey, grab lunch. We'll all just grab lunch and then we'll have a nice dinner.
But it was discovery. So

Speaker 3 we looked at it.

Speaker 2 We looked and looked and looked, and then we found this place. And then.
Oh, we stumbled into a Michelin restaurant. No, literally, we did.
Yeah, basically,

Speaker 2 we walked by it.

Speaker 2 We did. Is there no sign?

Speaker 3 There was no sign.

Speaker 2 We stumbled into a Michelin restaurant. Yeah, so then I go.
No, we googled it. There it is yeah we googled

Speaker 2 literally he i was looking for restaurants he goes no no no no just type in expensive restaurant correct then then we found one so there was a so we walked by and then and then and then and you go i don't think we it's here i think it's gone yeah i go i think you know that fancy door that's where those stairs go down those stairs in the door and go read on the sign

Speaker 2 yeah and she checked it was the restaurant yeah then you had to ring a door doorbell yeah right then we got buzzed in yep walked down the stairs and it was probably one of the best meals we had i think think.

Speaker 2 This was in Sydney, right? Yeah. Do you remember the name of the place?

Speaker 3 The Giddy?

Speaker 2 Something like that. Yeah, The Giddley.
The Gidley.

Speaker 3 I think that's what it was called.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, The Giddley. I think it's close to that.
Shout out to the Giddley in Sydney. It was incredible.
It is, mate.

Speaker 3 But they took our phones. They put them in little...

Speaker 2 They go, here's something quirky we do here.

Speaker 3 We'll take your phones, put it in.

Speaker 2 I respect the fuck out of that. That's what Chappelle does at his shows.
Yeah, and we sat there and then we didn't... Did we talk about it?

Speaker 3 We talked about comedy and like the state of comedy, but like that only lasts so long. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 3 yeah,

Speaker 3 we went into this store in Perth that was a sports vintage store, and there were some arsenals.

Speaker 3 And I saw one that I really liked. It was like my fit, but I was like, I'm such a poser if I wear this.
I go, teach me about arsenals that are weird. And he said, Are you serious?

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then so we educated her and she memorized a bunch of things.
And now you can wear the jacket, I think. I think I'm wearing it.

Speaker 2 I think you can wear the jacket.

Speaker 3 I really like them. It's because it's like I get super into certain shows, like Mr.
Williams.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, why are you guys laughing? No, it's cute.

Speaker 2 Why? Because it's sweet.

Speaker 2 There's something else. Look at Carlos.
I don't. I'm I just thought it was nice.

Speaker 2 No, because you're so strict on people about wearing jerseys and making them afraid of being posers that she should have just been able to wear.

Speaker 3 Well, no, I will say Bobby's been nothing but like

Speaker 3 I was afraid if I wanted to like this team, he would get mad because that's his thing, but he's been nothing but like no, like if you're like

Speaker 3 something

Speaker 2 like it. Because it's something that no one ever wants to talk about with me.
Ian Edwards. No, no, he's a man who's a fan.
You can't believe you just said that.

Speaker 2 I love.

Speaker 2 She's doing it.

Speaker 2 But I really like it.

Speaker 3 And I realized I've always wanted to get into a sport, but I never could know where to start.

Speaker 3 And it's like certain shows like Mr. Robot and Arcane, like, I love them so much, but they end.
And I just, it clicked. Like, sports, I get why people like them now.
They never end. They never end.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You get new people every year.

Speaker 3 New seasons. And so I'm really into this.
The drama.

Speaker 2 Right. I'm on season 40 of of all my local sports teams yeah

Speaker 2 except i don't like the cast on any of my sports teams

Speaker 2 well you switched to arsenal dude they're great well i don't like soccer but that's that's the other thing is we just we both love sports individually but i just i'm not a soccer guy but i so i like that you like it i don't see how it's like basketball and american football together uh no i like because it moves so fast yeah but i like i like fast-paced scoring like you like basketball basketball is the best it's fast-paced scoring.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but they're bouncing around the field. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 Whoa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah. That sounded

Speaker 2 like the reason why I like soccer is because

Speaker 2 when you do score, it's just that much more potent.

Speaker 3 I was screaming alone in my living room. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Yeah. It is.
I just like to see black guys dunk. Okay.

Speaker 3 I like to see. And Arsenal's one of the first teams to allow black people on their team.

Speaker 2 Oh, then I definitely don't like them. Oh, were they good? Yeah, that is.
Were they really? I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 It's awesome. Wow, I didn't know that.
So they were were the first team to have black players? One of them.

Speaker 3 I don't know if the first, but they got some backlash for that. Some blacklash here.

Speaker 2 A little bit of blacklash from that. So this is a photo here.
This is a photo of McCone in bed with. Who is that? That's my mom.
Now, what are you doing in bed with?

Speaker 2 Whoa. Where'd you get that?

Speaker 4 We got this from a fan. A fan.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 4 And I didn't ever find a good time to show you guys.

Speaker 2 Oh, I love it.

Speaker 4 We literally got it the first day and I would pack it.

Speaker 2 Did I have that? Yeah. Well, can't we just put it up at the studio here? I want it.
Why can't we put it here? Please let me have it. You may.
That's my mom. Yeah.
I mean, you definitely

Speaker 2 have that photo. Yeah, I was like, we're thinking about it.
You can put it up like that. Well, can we print out a real nice one? That looks like shit.
I want that one. Okay, we'll give you that one.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Can I see it?

Speaker 2 Wait, let Andrew hold it. I want to see a side-by-side.

Speaker 2 What do you guys think?

Speaker 2 What do you say?

Speaker 2 Is it close?

Speaker 2 Is it close? I hate you. I'm pubby mom.
I hate you. I love you.

Speaker 2 I love your mom too so much. I actually miss her.
And I'm coming out to Phoenix. Can you

Speaker 2 line it up?

Speaker 3 Can I plug some dates?

Speaker 2 Yeah. I'm going to

Speaker 3 Sunnyvale and Fort Worth and Dallas

Speaker 3 all next year.

Speaker 3 Colorado Springs, Rochester, New York.

Speaker 3 I know I'm forgetting some stuff, but it's all coming together. My tour, I'll post it.
And my merch will be up too. JetskyJohnson.com.

Speaker 2 With the glasses?

Speaker 3 The glasses will always be up on Rainbow Optics, but my t-shirts, I finally got an online store that'll mail them out.

Speaker 3 So, if you can't go to a live show where I'll always have merch, you can buy it online finally.

Speaker 2 Wait, is it jetskyjohnson.com? Is that up? Your merch? Yes. Right now, go look at it.
Let me pull it up.

Speaker 2 Also, by the way, to the Australian fans that asked us why the fuck we didn't bring merch, I'll tell you why. We hunted for a way to bring you guys merch.

Speaker 2 Local companies, of course, is what we'd have to use because it would cost too much to ship merch in the United States. And all the local companies that we tried to work with, it just wasn't.

Speaker 2 It wasn't going to work. So that's why.
We just wasn't going to work out for us, for you guys.

Speaker 2 It wasn't cost-effective or efficient for you guys to get good merch from us that we cared about to distribute to you. So we have great merch all the time on the website.

Speaker 2 So sorry we didn't bring anything with us, but it just wasn't going to work. Can I ask you a question? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I got invited to a Thanksgiving with somebody. Should I go, you think? Can you sell them to Michael Bay?

Speaker 2 Michael Bay. Yeah.
Yeah, you're going to blow up that bathroom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Imagine that the fucking whole table just explodes.

Speaker 2 Lights on fire. You think I should go?

Speaker 2 I have no plans. From a personal perspective, do you want to come to my house? Who's going to your house?

Speaker 2 Nobody. My cousin and a friend or two.
Yeah, maybe. You come to my house.
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 But if the Michael Bay thing is real, go there. 100%.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I know your priorities.
Yeah, yeah. Best friend.

Speaker 2 I just think that it would be like an interesting story. Of course.
I assume. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, here, my assumption.

Speaker 2 The reason I didn't invite you to Thanksgiving, honestly, my assumption is you would not want to do that. Well, you know, well, can I say something to you?

Speaker 2 Have I not been showing up to places? No, you do. I'm

Speaker 2 lately. I've been making being very mindful about going to different places.
I agree. When I get invited and I go, but I'm saying.
I go to Raves. I don't, whatever.
We talked about inviting you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And my wife was like, do you want to invite Bob? I said, yeah, but I don't think he would like this kind of thing. Because I don't know.
You know, traditionally, I would.

Speaker 2 Well, if you're going to be anal, then no.

Speaker 2 I am, I'm sure. Well, I'm going to be a mess.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't want you at the house. I'm going.
I'm going. No, go to Michael Bays.
Please, please.

Speaker 2 Now that I think about it. I'm going.
You know what?

Speaker 2 Cranberry sauce on the seat.

Speaker 2 Yeah. there's another thing that I've noticed is at this comedy store, people have been like, I had a waitress come up to me and go, have you been working out? I go, no.

Speaker 2 Why are you laughing? I'm saying the older. And then it was empty.
And then Steph Tolov goes, oh, I see it now. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Stand up for real. You don't have to.

Speaker 2 Just stand up. You don't have to do anything else but stand up.
We can see it. It's an obvious difference.
Can you or no? Yes. I'm honest.

Speaker 2 We've said it every fucking day.

Speaker 2 It used to protrude. Wait a minute.
What did you say, Carlos? You can't tell? I can't tell. So I see him every day.
You can totally tell. You need to take more.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 What are you doing? See, that's what I'm saying. He wants me to overdose on Ozempic.
No, don't do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He wants me to die. No, it's like weed.
You can't overdose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 No, you literally can. And also, let's stop plugging Ozempic.
It's fucking Way Govie. Wigovi, yeah, yeah.
It's the other one. Oh, okay.
The amount of people that commented on my Instagram about

Speaker 2 they were let down because they thought you were on Ozempic, and so they were too. Yeah.
But now you're on We Govie, and now people were like, fuck, I got to switch. No, I'm still on.

Speaker 2 I have Black Market Ozempic, too. Oh, you do? You're a bad boy.
Yeah. We go V.
I do both. I do both.
The Smeglitude. But it is working.
Everyone on tour has said that.

Speaker 2 There were a few ladies that said that on tour.

Speaker 2 I mean, it was just true. The truth is the truth.
I'm so hungry. But don't eat.
I'm not. Yeah, just don't.
Bobby wants it because he wants to be, say it with me, Hollywood. Ripped.

Speaker 2 Well, you want to be ripped.

Speaker 2 Jacked, I think it was. Jacked.
Jacked. Ripped and jacked.
What What did you say in the van? You'll see.

Speaker 2 You'll see. You'll see.
And that's the name of the special. You'll see.

Speaker 2 Be jacked. Absolute jacked and ripped.
And you know what?

Speaker 2 I think you're on your way. I mean, you're definitely losing the weight.
Are you late night snacking? No.

Speaker 2 No, look at me. Nothing.

Speaker 2 Not even like a chip. Not even like a Kit Kat or a chippy.
Well, last night I went to Shabu Shabu. It was my first meal.
Of the day. Of the day.

Speaker 2 And then after the store, Andrea Jin goes, let's go have dinner. I'm like, I already ate.
And she's like, just go. So I went to

Speaker 2 Sunundang.

Speaker 2 Right? And I had a couple of dumplings. And then that's...
That's nothing. Yeah.
And then I went to, dude, I've been going to Wii Spa every day. It's been great.
In fact, last night at Wii Spa,

Speaker 2 it's so interesting. I'm in the fucking dry sauna, completely naked, and I sit like this.

Speaker 2 That's how you're supposed to sit. You know what I mean? I just kind of sit like this and I lean like this.

Speaker 2 You know, and there's a lot of of black guys in there which i love like what's up bro

Speaker 2 what's up man you gotta show off yeah and i do this i'm not afraid of my little guy right there's a two white dudes sitting there and and i was looking at them

Speaker 2 like this i was looking at them like this and they were like what are you looking at man

Speaker 2 you guys damn looking right at you yeah and they go oh and i go what do you guys do i go we just we're we move we're actors

Speaker 2 We just moved here from, I forgot where.

Speaker 2 You know, I got there and we talked a little bit about it's dry, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 And then later, when I'm like done,

Speaker 2 they come up to me and they go, You're Bobby Lee. I can't believe I go, Why didn't you say that in the dry song? Yeah, why'd you save that? Yeah, you didn't think it was the penis thing?

Speaker 2 You think that I don't think so? What do you think? Well, they might have been threatened. That's I mean,

Speaker 2 but it's like, why don't you just say, Hey, you're Bobby Lee, right? What's the problem here?

Speaker 2 Well, because it's kind of hard to your cock is right there, so they might want to save the excitement for when they don't see your cock. Oh, what if I started getting harder?

Speaker 2 That's why that would be so funny. What are you talking about? You're Bobby Lee.

Speaker 2 you do get excited when people notice you. I love.

Speaker 2 When's the last time you went to Wee Spa?

Speaker 2 Forever. Yeah.
It's been so long. Have you gone? No, I don't know.
I love it, though. I want to go back.
You want to go tonight? You're going every day. To WeSpa?

Speaker 3 Yeah. I'm not going to that dry sauna with you.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 There's a women's department. There's a women's department.
Yeah, there's a section. It's like men and women.
You would go in your own section.

Speaker 3 Yeah. What is it like? Walk me through it because I can't.

Speaker 3 I have no idea what it is.

Speaker 2 Can I ask you something? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm not trying to start anything at all. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Are there

Speaker 2 are there trans people in the saunas? No. Okay.

Speaker 2 Well, there was. That's a real control.

Speaker 2 So there was a controversy at WeSpawn. Do you know the controversy? No.

Speaker 2 So WeSpa's...

Speaker 2 See, see that photo right there?

Speaker 2 They give you clothes, and so there's

Speaker 2 a co-ed area of the spa. But there's no nudity.
There's no nudity. There's like a clay room, a salt room, and then we're fully closed with other people.

Speaker 2 And you steam out there and do your thing there. You can meditate.

Speaker 2 And there's a women's department too.

Speaker 2 Anyway, the controversy was, if you go to Wii Spa, there's kids

Speaker 2 running around.

Speaker 2 There's like a lot of like, in my section, little boys running around. Not late at night, but yes.
Even late at night. Sometimes.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Even late at night, you'll see like a Korean kick-on.

Speaker 2 Appa, apa, apa. You know what I mean? Right? And you're trying to like, you know what I mean, be cool, you know? But

Speaker 2 you gotta be cool. You gotta be cool, man.
So a couple years ago,

Speaker 2 a woman,

Speaker 2 a trans woman, right, who hasn't had the procedure,

Speaker 2 went to the women's department. And there's little girls there.
Right. I think that's what happened, right? Reed? And then.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then.

Speaker 2 There was protests because they kicked the guy out, the girl out. A trans woman with presence of a nude individual with a penis, most commonly believed as a trans woman.

Speaker 2 The women's changing area of the spa. The video went viral, attracting significant attention from gender-critical feminists, also termed trans-exclusionary, oh, TERFs, right.

Speaker 2 And some media, which led to protests and counterprotests. Some media outlets initially questioned whether or not the alleged incident had been a hoax.

Speaker 2 They reported again.

Speaker 2 The transgender woman was charged with indecent exposure relating to the alleged incident after four women and one minor girl filed police reports in July.

Speaker 2 Suspect is awaiting trial on seven counts of exposure.

Speaker 2 And finally, judge ruled that the indecent exposure case could proceed, citing the testimony of two witnesses, and the individual in question had partial or full erection for a duration of 30 to 60 minutes during the incident.

Speaker 2 That's a bummer. It's a bummer to have a boner.
But that spa is phenomenal. I mean, if I could walk around there hard, I would.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Imagine taking a fucking blue chew then going to Wii Spa.
But it's also a cultural thing. It's a Korean establishment, right? That's right.
What? Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 2 And they're like, you you know, it's just a different culture. And it was just like, what else are they going to do?

Speaker 2 You're saying they, you saying they're just in their in their removal of the

Speaker 2 if there's, I mean, because I know that there's always little girls and little boys. I'm talking about five, six-year-old kids running around.
Right.

Speaker 2 And it's just a part of Korean culture to bring your kids to a spa. It's like, you know.
Yeah. And I would do it if I was a father.
And I don't know. I just think that it's inappropriate.

Speaker 2 It's hard for your kid to see someone else's penis. This kid only sees my penis.
My kid sees my penis. Yeah.
But they're little girls, right? So she's in the women's department. I know.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? Do you remember the first time you saw your dad's penis, by the way?

Speaker 2 When I saw it or sucked it.

Speaker 2 Okay. You should have did.
I remember the moment I see my dad's penis. I mean, what a bummer.

Speaker 3 I almost grew up in a nudist colony. Did I ever tell you guys that? What?

Speaker 2 Did I tell you that? You almost did, so you didn't.

Speaker 3 No, my dad wanted to take me to a nudist colony, and my mom was like, I don't want the first penis she sees to be your penis.

Speaker 2 How old were you?

Speaker 3 I don't even remember it, but it had to have been after they were divorced. So probably around six to eight.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wow, a nudist colony. Different life.
Are there any nudist colonies in Southern California?

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Dude, we have to go to this.

Speaker 2 There's a nudist, and look, it's a Korean woman on the photo. Glenn Eden Sun Club here in Southern California is the largest member-owned nudist and resort club.
I am joining. Why?

Speaker 2 Because, dude, clothes are so fucking dumb. I know, but look at, look, look at that photo to the left, right? Yeah.
Those are what we're going to be saying. Yeah, I don't want to grow up there.

Speaker 2 Fun for you. Like Clint Eastwood's dust dick.

Speaker 2 Hello, partner. You know what I mean? No, no, I'm saying retire here.

Speaker 2 I don't think you should grow up here. I should retire.
I want to retire here. Oh, okay.
I mean. Don't you hate laundry?

Speaker 2 Imagine never doing laundry again and every day waking up, eating naked, swimming naked, hanging out naked, not worrying about it. You love the wee spa naked in the sauna.
Imagine if that's every day.

Speaker 2 That's true. And because you've got a nice little cock who cares, run around with it.
What's the difference? And they do toys for tots. That's great.
They do blood drives.

Speaker 2 I mean, this place is fantastic. Yeah.
And look at this. They're plant-based.
You can go vegan there if you feel like it. I'm in.
Call us up.

Speaker 2 Call us up. There's just some things you can't do.
Nature. When did clothes first start to happen? Cavemen.
Cavemen, probably.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm sure. I mean, before anything, clothes were probably for fucking warmth.
And protection. And protection.

Speaker 2 And then it became about puritanical fucking ideologies of covering up parts of your body. Like, shoes was probably the first thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Look at that.

Speaker 2 They got the first shoe in Africa on there between 30,000 and 120,000 years ago. Oh, just a small gap.

Speaker 2 Between 30,000

Speaker 2 and 120,000 years ago, early clothing was made from animal skins and fur and leaves and grass and wrapped drape tied around the body. Clothing changed with wealth.

Speaker 2 I mean, I just think, like, you know, there was a point when

Speaker 2 nudity in the summer was chill and somebody didn't like it. Some small dick weirdo was like, we should cover up.

Speaker 2 That's so funny. That's probably exactly how it happened.
You know what I mean? Some small dick loser in the community was like, I don't like to see other guys' penises. It's gross.

Speaker 2 And everybody's like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Everyone has their penis out. Yeah.
I think it's gross. Yeah.
As soon as Leroy moved into the

Speaker 2 Leroy, as soon as Leroy. I don't like when Jermaine comes over

Speaker 2 for dinner. I don't like

Speaker 2 your wife is like, what's the problem?

Speaker 2 He's not my kind of guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Some fucking huge cock guy moved into a community and then all these fucking insecure dudes were like,

Speaker 2 we should wear clothing. Yeah.
I don't like that. I don't like that that's out.
You know, I want to move into the village where the Changs live.

Speaker 2 And by the way, that's how Hacienda started. Little community

Speaker 2 where they're like, that's where the Asians are. That's where the whites are.
That's where the black dudes are.

Speaker 2 But do you think that if you had a time machine and you went back where cavemen were, right? And you were wearing modern clothes, they would freak out. They probably, well, they kill you on site.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm wearing like a foo boo track suit. You don't own that, do you?

Speaker 2 But I would buy one. Yeah.
Like a full foo boo track suit. Yeah.
They might like it. A fedora.
Do you think they'd be like,

Speaker 2 they'd kill you on site. Oh, they would? Well, because you'd look like a future person.

Speaker 2 Oh, really? Like a space suit. Like that.
If we show up, me, Donnell. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You, who else? Me, Doc, me, you, Doc, Donnell. Yeah, Donnell, and just with full-blown, identical

Speaker 2 track suits. Fuba track suits.
They'd be excited at first. Yeah, yeah.
Because we'd look like we're like a group of aliens. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, they, we would. And different colors, too.
Imagine

Speaker 2 a Korean and a redhead and black guys. Yeah, no, you know what I would do? And we start rapping.
Right.

Speaker 2 Imagine how happy they'd be to hear rap. Right.
Because they would go.

Speaker 2 They would start going along. Yeah, they would hear the rhythm.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 That'd be cool, dude. One of the cavemen starts fucking roboting.

Speaker 2 And then they kill us and eat us.

Speaker 3 And wear the clothes.

Speaker 2 Would you ever eat human?

Speaker 2 If you had to. Or have you.
If you had to.

Speaker 2 Like that one

Speaker 2 movie, is it alive?

Speaker 2 Alive, yeah. The soccer team.
The soccer team. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Would you do it? I don't know what it...

Speaker 2 I presume I would because I don't know what extreme hunger is like.

Speaker 2 What if you got into a plane accident and you crashed in the Andes Mountains, but you still were taking your Ozempek to curb your appetite for humans? Like, you would just

Speaker 2 definitely do that. You just double down on it.
Oh, double down on it. Then you're like, well, I'm not that hungry.
Right. And everyone's like, how are you? How are you doing this? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Nothing.

Speaker 2 All right. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend.
Great.