Where Is Waldo Bobby?

Speaker 1 You two are bad friends.

Speaker 2 Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 A white dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 2 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 And what state is this in? This is in Michigan. In Michigan.
Smashing beers on the bottom. Are you being recognized? Are you recognized there? No.
I didn't get recognized once. Not one time there?

Speaker 2 Not once. You gotta be crazy.

Speaker 2 Did I get recognized at all? Not a single time. Not once.
At a college frat party. Not once.
And look at this. That was the stadium.
That's called the Big House in Michigan.

Speaker 2 Oh, you know what that looks like? Huh? Remember when Bane took off that football field? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I wish that would have happened there. They did a funny thing.
How great would it have been?

Speaker 2 If Bane showed up and with a nuclear, you know what I mean? What would have been? What would you have done? What would you have done? Nothing. You're not Batman.
You're nothing.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 Sorry. Sorry.
I went crazy. It was so fun.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 We had a great time. Good job.
Fantastic. What did you do this weekend? Nothing.
I saw a movie. What'd you say? Oh, my God.
In the Mood for Love. You ever see it? One Karwai? Beautiful movie.

Speaker 2 One of my favorite movies. One of my favorite movies now.
What a movie. Where do you find time? In the Mood for Love, dude.
Look at this thing.

Speaker 2 Two Chinks in Love. That's what they should have called it.

Speaker 2 No, no. You know, I'll tell you about this movie.
Two Edamame?

Speaker 2 This movie is so subtle. It's so subtle.
And like, in the beginning, I was like, oh, I'm done. I hate this.
It's boring, right? I don't even know. Also, halfway during like, what's going on here?

Speaker 2 But when you figure out what's going on, it's just so nice. It's about forbidden love, dude.
The kind of love that you and I have. It's so forbidden.
No, it's bidden. No, it's not.

Speaker 2 It's not bidden, dude. It's ours.
Is very about two people that they know they can't link up, so they never do, but there's such love there because they're married or something.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they're both married, right? Right. And it's like, What do they work together? No, they just are neighbors.
Oh, my God. That's an age.

Speaker 2 And their couples are cheating.

Speaker 2 Oh, they're and they went to Japan. They took a trip to Japan.
And so now these two are like in this, you know what I mean, like a complex living next to each other.

Speaker 2 And they reenact, you know what I mean, how

Speaker 2 their spouses got together. So they would go through the dialogue and scenarios and stuff right there.
And then through the process, they fall in love. But at the end, they don't link up.

Speaker 2 And it's like, it's so sweet. It's like, I have fantasies of like your pink butthole.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. And my penis.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. And it's vibrating.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like shivering. And mine's shivering, right? But it doesn't enter.

Speaker 2 That's what we have. Well, there's like

Speaker 2 a bunch of magnets are both the same charge. Exactly.
You know what I mean? Right, right.

Speaker 2 I want to switch the maggot.

Speaker 2 The maggot.

Speaker 2 The magnet. Is that what you call your penis? A maggot? It gets sucked in, but I don't.
It can't be. It's that same.
You and I have the same thing, dude. It's forbidden lung.
We're both pluses.

Speaker 2 We're both pluses. I'm a minus.
Yes, you're a. Yeah, yeah.
You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that I think about it, I'm a minus.
You're a minus. I'm a minus too.
Yeah, you're a minus, dude.

Speaker 2 So, does this guy, though, his neighbor, the woman he's actually in love with, does she look like his wife?

Speaker 2 Here's the interesting part of the movie. You never see their couples.
Right. You always see the backside of their back

Speaker 2 or their voice. You never see them because it makes the audience not have any sympathy for them.
Right. Right.
Right. And so you're only focused on these two.

Speaker 2 And then, like, six years later, there's one scene where this dude goes, what's why you laughing? Because it's got to be something funny coming up.

Speaker 2 Oh, this is all boring? Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no. One scene what? No, no, forget it.
No, no, I'm TV. No, you're right.
It's a comedy podcast. And this is not a film analysis podcast.
Wait. So I won't say it.
I get it. I'm joking.

Speaker 2 I don't think you are. Please.
I think I'm meandering. I like the meandering.
And I'm like, okay, I'll tell you. I meandered about Michigan.

Speaker 2 I'll tell you. I'll tell you what it is.
No, I meandered about football. You don't care about that.
I know. I listened to that whole Michigan, Michigan.
It was like five seconds. I know.

Speaker 2 I didn't like it. All right.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? I don't like that. What was that? What was that? Him on the shoulder.
All right. Drinking, drinking.

Speaker 2 Let's go. Jealousy? Not jealousy.
Jealousy? It's a waste of time. He was swarmed with young women.
Anyway, running up to him, all these college girls goes, McCone, Macone.

Speaker 2 Dude, he was recognized by hundreds of young, beautiful college girls begging for Makone. I thought you said that you weren't recognized.
I said, I wasn't. You were recognized.
He was

Speaker 2 all day.

Speaker 2 All day long. Because you weren't around, probably.
Huh? Oh, I know what you were doing. What do you mean I wasn't around? We were together.
I know what you were doing. I took that video.

Speaker 2 I know what you were doing, dude. You do that thing.
What am I doing? Machismo. What's machismo? It's that confident thing.
You know what that lady at the Tuesday night said when you're on stage?

Speaker 2 It's like this, you know,

Speaker 2 machismo? It's like this, I'm stoic, I'm a star, they get afraid. Where I'm more open.

Speaker 2 I'm like more of an open book. Oh, you're saying I didn't get approached because of my machismo?

Speaker 2 No one knew who I was. Star power.
Nobody knew who I was. How did they know him then?

Speaker 2 Of course I got approached, you fucking moron a million people took pictures with me I'm the king bitch that's what I thought

Speaker 2 can I finish my thing then yes dude god damn dude actually it was red how many the young kids that came up that love bad friends and you know how many times what did i hear a thousand times where's bobby a thousand times where's bobby where's waldo you are my where they're looking for you baby more like waldo no you're where they're everywhere

Speaker 2 is bobby with you is bobby with they were freaking out anyway i want somebody to draw like a where's waldo but with with me in it where's bobby that's a good idea that'd be fun put pandas in it

Speaker 2 it'll be called where's bobby comma there's andrew i keep saying and i just a tall red-headed guy standing out of a little crowd

Speaker 2 it'll be a sea of asians where's bobby and there's andrew yeah finish this movie though oh so he goes um i'm in love with you i gotta leave right he said that to the girl yeah and you know where does he go where we're going

Speaker 2 Singapore Singapore really yeah he goes to Singapore and like months pass by he's trying to forget about her so he's seeing other women now No, he's still with his wife. No, his wife is gone.

Speaker 2 She died. No,

Speaker 2 they're separated. They stopped talking about her in the movie.
Right. Yeah, they stopped talking about her in the movie.
And he's out with a friend at a bar or whatever.

Speaker 2 And then while he's out with a friend, she flies to Singapore.

Speaker 2 His, the new, the love, the unrequited love. Unrequited love.
She smokes a cigarette. Does she know he's there? Yeah, she knows she's at her place.
She smokes a cigarette, right?

Speaker 2 And then he kept one of her slippers, his slippers, you know what I I mean, to remind. She takes the slippers and she just leaves.

Speaker 2 So he comes back and he looks at the cigarette and there's lipstick on it. Oh, yeah.
Right. Yeah.
And he sees he can't find the slippers.

Speaker 2 So he knows she was there, but he never sees her again in the whole, in her whole life. Wow.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Are you being real right now? That's wow. That was a stunning.
I mean, I'm serious. And then five years later, she dies.
She goes.

Speaker 2 No. No.
It should non-smoke. So five years later, let me finish it.

Speaker 2 May I?

Speaker 2 I knew you were going to do that.

Speaker 2 I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A cantable review visited me in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have a cancer.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Let's go. So the last scene of the movie, right? Yes.
Six years later, she goes back to the apartment building, but now she has a kid. We don't know who the kid's from.

Speaker 2 Not the same, not her ex-husband. It could have been from her ex-husband.
We don't know. We don't know, right?

Speaker 2 And she wanted to visit the lady that rented her this place because she knew that she was leaving.

Speaker 2 And so from her apartment or from where she was she can look into where his bedroom was outside uh yeah he just happens to visit you know i mean and they see each other through the window

Speaker 2 on these opposite kind of apartments yeah and he goes like he kind of does this and she goes and tears just start running down her eyes but they don't link up

Speaker 2 oh it's just in the mood for love baby and that's what i want you're in the mood for love i'm in the mood for love dude and that's the kind of romance I want. No, you actually want to be with someone.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. I want, no,

Speaker 2 like in Paris, Texas. I love movies where it doesn't work.

Speaker 2 Is this a metaphor for your life?

Speaker 2 Or is that what you want? You don't want that. It makes love more mysterious.
And like, I like. But it's infinitely sad.
I know, but I like the longing. Like Dr.

Speaker 2 Javago, where he reaches her and he dies.

Speaker 2 I just love the longing.

Speaker 2 I love the devastation. I like being out in my backyard by myself on the lawn chair like I do with a cigarette.
And I long for love. That's a wish can be.

Speaker 2 That's a wish.

Speaker 2 Say it right.

Speaker 2 Say it right, dude.

Speaker 2 In my mood, I'm in a good mood. I'm in a love mood.
Say it right. Would you say when you're sitting on the lawn with your cigarette on your lawn chair?

Speaker 2 It's more that you're shorting more so than longing.

Speaker 2 When you're on a lawn chair, your legs don't go to the bottom, do they? They don't. That's so funny.
How hard is it for you to lift the backup? Sometimes I can't even lift it up.

Speaker 2 It's like, I can't, yeah,

Speaker 2 I can't. Yeah.
You're longing for love, but I think you deserve real love. I don't want, I want you to love.
I don't think it's real. Yes, it is.
It's not. What do you mean it's not real?

Speaker 2 It's not real. Love in general? I don't think it is.
Well, there's different levels of love. I believe that.
We talked about this in the car ride.

Speaker 2 Being in love is a phrase I think is conflated by society to be this.

Speaker 2 Who knows what that means? But you've loved.

Speaker 2 You loved your exes.

Speaker 2 That's all love. But then it ultimately never worked out.
That's okay. That doesn't

Speaker 2 love doesn't always. A shorting, I mean.
There was a shorting. There's a shorting.
The shorting with Bobby Lake. I know, but I haven't met the mysterious one.
But it's coming. It may.

Speaker 2 That's what I like about it. That's the longing.
Yeah. Like, I met somebody, but she used to see somebody that we know.

Speaker 2 And that's tough. I know, but.
Did they date or they hooked up? They dated. Oh.
And in my mind, I'm like, that's exactly what I would have wanted.

Speaker 2 She doesn't like me, but that's the kind of girl I want. How do you know she doesn't like you? I can just tell.
But just everything about her, in terms of what I heard her say,

Speaker 2 her vibe, everything. God, I want to see her.
That's what it is so much. I can't tell you.
Not on the air. I'll never tell you.
Really? Yeah, because it's the shorting, dude. This is the one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm in the mood for love right now, dude. And it's like, it's a shorting situation, and it's like, you cannot know this.
Sometimes when you're at an airport, too, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Many times it's happened, maybe it's five or six times in my life where a girl will walk by, she'll lock eyes with you, and she'll smile, and she's beautiful, and I'll smile, right?

Speaker 2 And there's an instant and you'll never see them again. That's awesome.
It's so beautiful. I had a girl today.
I went and opened my suitcase to get my charger out right behind me.

Speaker 2 And I looked up and she was gorgeous. Yeah.
And I just politely gave her a smile. Just politely.
Did she do a smile? And she went like this.

Speaker 2 No, that's not good. No, it wasn't good.
Looked up.

Speaker 2 Looked up and over. I've got a million of those.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, those I'm used to. But I wasn't even smiling because

Speaker 2 I'm awkwardly unzipping in the tarmac funnel. And so I'm like, sorry, like a sorry face, like, sorry.
And she looked away as if peasant pig.

Speaker 2 To me, they don't even pretend to like, they'll look at me and they'll go,

Speaker 2 like, completely,

Speaker 2 not a shot, right? And you're like, okay, relax.

Speaker 2 I was just looking, you know? Yeah, she gave me that look like, hurry up, you fucking potato-eater piece of shit. Pink fuck.
I mean, she was gorgeous. And she just looked down on me so obviously.

Speaker 2 I was such a little pig.

Speaker 2 By the way, shout out to Muhammad, who works at the Detroit airport. Big fan of the show.
He goes, Will you please shout out me out on the podcast? I said, no, but I'm going to.

Speaker 2 He goes, Muhammad, it's easy to remember. I said, there's the most common name in the world.
Of course, I'll remember Muhammad. Let me guess, Muslim.
Huh? Muslim? Puerto Rican. Wow.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Tony would have hated this guy. Yeah, Tony.

Speaker 2 Keep that in.

Speaker 2 No, no, he's not.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 my therapist said Thursday to me,

Speaker 2 she goes, I go, well, you know, the girls that I like don't like me. And she goes, but you do the same to them.

Speaker 2 Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 You know what she means. What do you think I mean?

Speaker 2 Because you probably

Speaker 2 like

Speaker 2 the wrong girls.

Speaker 2 Okay, continue. There's many women, I believe, who probably come and entered your life in different fashions, and they're probably pretty right for you.

Speaker 2 But you want the other one. You want the one that's probably not.
There's a danger. You know what I mean? It's also like, you know, I do that, like, you know, some girls look at me.
Oh, he's short.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? Pudgy, this and that. No.
And I do the same to them, too, physically. She's short and pudgy.
Yeah. And so I go, I don't like it.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 So my point is, is that there was this one girl I met, and

Speaker 2 she was prepared, you know, good,

Speaker 2 more than average, I guess.

Speaker 2 But she does things like, you know, you can see like her feeding the homeless. And she's like, you know, there was this old man that lost his wife.

Speaker 2 And she visited this old man every day for like a year. What a nice person and played chess with him.
And you don't like this girl? No, I mean, to me, it's like, I was like, boring.

Speaker 2 Oh, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 No time for fucking. You know what I mean? But my point is that in my mind, I'm like, this is what I should be going for.
Right. But you know what? You are going for.

Speaker 2 You know, all that shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Diamond coming to the stage.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 all that. And it's like, they don't help the homeless.
You're looking for you, what you're chasing after is Angelina, Jolie, Billy Bobby, Thornton.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's

Speaker 2 exactly what I'm going for, dude. But we don't want that.
Yeah. That's not feasible.
It's not feasible. It is feasible.

Speaker 2 It's not going to be a long term.

Speaker 2 But you might not have a lot of time left. That's what I'm saying.
Right. So let's find real.
No, no, no. Why don't we just do the

Speaker 2 mood for love? and just be in the better to burn out than to fade away.

Speaker 2 It's better to burn out than to fade away. I'd rather dream, I think.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 2 It's like this business. It's like, I may never reach the levels that I've wanted to reach.
You're there. But I'm not.
Where do you want to be? Everywhere. And Visa.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I want to be like everywhere. Visa.
I want to be like Visa.

Speaker 2 But I want to, I want, you know, it's that dream of like, anything can happen at any time, but it never happens, but you're kind of always dreaming. But you're in it right now.
Don't you realize that?

Speaker 2 You're going to look back in 20 years and go, oh my God, I was in it. I was making a podcast with my best friend.
It was one of the largest podcasts in the world. Like, you're in it.
It's great.

Speaker 2 We're here. okay

Speaker 2 okay so now find real love someone that respects you enjoys you appreciates you really doesn't take advantage of you that's that's up to that's up to the gods right now i think you can help some of it i can't your therapist and i are saying the same thing i can't what am i echoing what your therapist said yeah so the next next week i'm gonna come here with a three foot five 400 pound samoan girl but that fits named cuckoo if the shoe fits and i'm like i did it Barbara, I hoped her shit up there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did what you said.
All right, Cuckoo, go shit. It's not going to happen.
Keys against the wall. Anyway, and if your name is Cuckoo and 300 you're four-foot, whatever, whatever.

Speaker 2 No offense. Can you imagine that woman just

Speaker 2 slamming her food to the ground as she listens to our show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck!

Speaker 2 Like a double pineapple pizza. She's just like,

Speaker 2 fuck, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But yeah, I mean, you know, but when you watch a movie like In the Mood for Love, you know, there's another movie I saw recently, Amelie, is the same kind of love, but they get together

Speaker 2 in the moped. That's the old style.
You end up together.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah yeah but when they you know when you when you if you watch a movie like omelie it's that whole tease you love the tease you don't miss the tease i'm sure you do yeah but but but also the game that you have to play right now seems exhausting it's so exhausting it seems like it's a it's so hard what a game it's a game of death you know like mccone mccone mccone learned a lesson the hard way in detroit didn't he want to tell me tell me tell me say that bum yeah so i was with andrew and zach andrew's opener after the show yesterday and we were just sitting at the bar drinking drinking.

Speaker 4 And they're like, we're going to take it easy tonight.

Speaker 2 And I was. We were having a nightcap after the show.
I said, let's have one and then let's deserve a bed. Yeah,

Speaker 4 and then a girl from the show was DMing me. I was like, oh, she should come hang out.
And I was like, oh, okay, cool.

Speaker 4 And I was like, all right, guys, I might head out as they were finishing their last drink.

Speaker 2 And I was like, great.

Speaker 4 Left, went to this piano bar. She was there with one of her other friends who she was from.

Speaker 3 I should have been there.

Speaker 4 So it was fun. And we were all chatting.
And then she's like, hey, we're going to get with our friends and go to this other bar like across town. Like, let's go.

Speaker 2 Great.

Speaker 4 You show up. It's two guys in this car and they're not having it.

Speaker 2 And they just. Who's not having it? The two guys in the car.

Speaker 4 They're like, no, we're going home. And the girl's like, all right, sorry.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait. These two girls were already with two guys? That's right.

Speaker 4 They weren't at the time. They're like, oh, we're going to meet our two other girls.

Speaker 2 So you didn't know. No, and we showed up.
But they were all locked up and linked up.

Speaker 2 You do Sherlock Holmes investigating before you even get into that situation. I know, but I.
What the fuck are you doing? I was back at the hotel. Do you have a, are you seeing anybody?

Speaker 2 Did they, you asked that?

Speaker 4 I was back at the hotel bar before they had finished their drink.

Speaker 2 You gotta ask that. I turned around.
I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, yeah. Are you in a relationship right now? No.

Speaker 2 Great. Right.
Let's go. You know what she did? She wanted to be able to prove to her boyfriend that she could get you to show up to the bar.

Speaker 2 Yeah, dude. You were like, oh my God.
And by the way, you waved as they drove away, and he went home and just fucked the shit out of that girl thinking about your nerd ass waving. Have a good night.

Speaker 2 It reminds me of that one girl that flew me to that one city, right? Just to take a fucking

Speaker 2 video, a photo.

Speaker 2 That happened. I don't want want to get into it but that happened crazy that's crazy

Speaker 2 just to say hi just to say hi that's it yeah and they had no other interests well that girl just wanted to say hi to you yeah

Speaker 2 he's 20 and you're 50.

Speaker 2 what does that mean i think

Speaker 2 wait wait no wait let that sink in for a second he's 25 and he's 53 so get it right if you're well i'm just saying get it right if we're gonna just tell facts yeah

Speaker 2 i would like to um

Speaker 2 you know, call out the elephant in the room, actually.

Speaker 2 What's up, dude? Is there resentment? What's going on? No.

Speaker 2 yeah it is you know when you

Speaker 2 dude

Speaker 2 dude i don't think i know human behavior dude yeah he comes out in other ways there's really a resentment you loaded up i see yeah you loaded up dude so what's up dude i love you dude let's what get it out of the i don't care dude i'm good i'm just saying you should know better i should know better oh see it's based on wow you care experience life experience okay Fair enough.

Speaker 2 Saying he's been around the block and he's learned his lesson a few times, but he's going back to the well, even though he knows it's poison water.

Speaker 2 Okay. Well, let me tell you something.
Poison water does taste good. It really does.
It does taste good. So he's swimming.
Let the kid swim.

Speaker 2 He'll get out of the well when he's ready to get out of the well. Yeah.
But right now, it's a deep, dark hole, and it's hard to get out because someone's got to throw him a bucket.

Speaker 2 I'm not in a deep-dark hole.

Speaker 2 Of lust. Yeah, you're looking for it.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not. You're looking for lust.
You got it all wrong. There's no love.
You got it mixed. I got it mixed up? Yeah, in your head.
All right.

Speaker 2 Last thing. I don't want to talk about this anymore, but I just want to say that

Speaker 2 don't. I'm sorry.
all right, yeah, the Ozimpic, you know, yeah, I hear it for the Ozimpic. Um,

Speaker 2 you're like a whale that has to come up for air.

Speaker 2 Your blow hole is your Ozimpic burps, yeah.

Speaker 2 But, um, I'm literally okay

Speaker 2 with being where I'm at. I really am.
I'm so

Speaker 2 pretty content, man. I know you are.
Yeah, so you know, I watch movies and I go, oh, that's that, you know, I relate to those themes. And I think I've always been like a dreamer.

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Speaker 2 It's coming. Let's make a bet.
I mean, when do you think it's going to to come? You guys want to make it take a bet?

Speaker 2 Time-wise? Yeah. In a year? Well, yeah, within a year.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like, okay, I feel like fans, you don't think it's coming, right? Be honest.

Speaker 3 I don't think you are letting it come.

Speaker 2 Oh, interesting. Interesting take.
Interesting take.

Speaker 2 Kid?

Speaker 4 I don't know. Do they often come with you?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm done.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. It was right there.
I know. It's just like I fucking know.
It was right there.

Speaker 2 Bob, come on back.

Speaker 2 Great.

Speaker 2 Go, McCone. Do your job.

Speaker 2 Great. I'm going to eat a donut.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm a fat fuck. I can't make anyone come.

Speaker 2 That's what you're saying. That is not true.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 You really put, you know what? I was feeling pretty good about myself until now. I was boosting you up.
I know, but this guy really, you really. Just in his opinion, doesn't mean shit.

Speaker 2 I'm like, it really hurt my feelings, though. Apologize.
No, I don't, that I don't even, it's not going to help.

Speaker 2 I've had enough of it.

Speaker 2 Every episode, it's a slam about my weight. It's a slam about how, you know what I mean, I can't satisfy women.

Speaker 2 You do a dick-size joke last episode. You want him gone? I don't want him dug on.
No, I, you know, maybe I like the pain.

Speaker 2 It's about all that whole mysteries thing. The shorting.
Yeah, yeah. It's, you know, because,

Speaker 2 you know, you slam me, you both slam me slam me slam me but you know one day the dragon will awaken and when you know what happens when the dragon gets awoken breathes fire god damn you know about mythology mythological entities you know who's gonna get lit up what

Speaker 2 exactly dude that booth is like smog

Speaker 2 yeah

Speaker 2 that's mountain doom right there and i'm smog another lord of the rings reference in your face so my point is is this

Speaker 2 no honestly

Speaker 2 it was the hobbit, yes.

Speaker 2 It was the hobbit, yes. Very good.
I love it. But when I want to say,

Speaker 2 you know, but can I say something? I'm going to say it anyway. Why do I keep saying that? I always say, this is the thing, or can I say all that stuff? I'm going to try to get rid of all that stuff.

Speaker 2 The two-year person is your personal? I know, but I catch myself doing it. Let me tell you something.
I say that all the time. Thank you.

Speaker 2 But a day will come, and this is not, I'm not making a joke out of it because I know myself.

Speaker 2 It's just going to, I'm going to go into a red zone. Snap.
Yeah, I'll snap like my dad used to. And over the years, I've tempered,

Speaker 2 you know, I've like, you know, I've been very mindful about my, because I don't want to be like my dad. So like I, you know, I see these little, you know what I mean, triggers and stuff.

Speaker 2 And I try to like maintain it. Like, don't be like your dad.
Because once my dad got in a red zone, he's, you know, he beat my mama. He beat all of us up.
It was fucking terrible. Right.

Speaker 2 And I know that I have that in me, right? Once I hit a red zone, dude, I look out. Look out.
Look out, dude. So you can poke me all you want, okay?

Speaker 2 But when I get there, dude, look out. You're not going to like it.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 4 I think you'll find love in the next year.

Speaker 2 And I don't even want a nope.

Speaker 2 That part's too late.

Speaker 2 You already said that I can't make a woman come, dude. That's too late.

Speaker 2 Is this bad that when you said poke me, I just instantly got that Pillsbury Doughboy image in my head of when you said that? Now you're doing it. No, no, no, but it's not.
It's not you're doing it.

Speaker 2 No, no, it's not you. I'm saying it.
It's just the image it got in my head because poke me is such a funny, it's such a funny word.

Speaker 2 When you guys, you guys keep pissing on his step, you think he's not going to come out? Exactly. He cleans it every day.
I cleans it every day, dude.

Speaker 2 But he's going to come on and catch you with your dick in your hand, and that's going to be the beginning of the end for you. Beginning of the beginning, too.

Speaker 2 And I say this out loud because I'm really trying to address a secondary issue. To the guy in my neighborhood that lets his dog piss on my fence, I'm going to fucking kill you.

Speaker 2 I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you. Let's get it out, dude.
I see him on the cam. We have a camera.
Hey, hey, guy, we see you on the cam, dude. Beat the living shit out of this guy.

Speaker 2 The dog pisses on my fucking door, on my fucking gate. And I see it.
No, but can I just because I was in Wisconsin? I saw it and I was like, I'm going to break a neck.

Speaker 2 Can I make an argument against that, though? Pissing on my door? Yeah, I want to be side with the guy. Side with the guy?

Speaker 2 Why are you siding with the guy whose dog pisses on my house? Your behavior. What did I I do to this guy? I know you.
What did I do to him? That's why I'm siding with the guy, guy. Okay.

Speaker 2 What did what?

Speaker 2 It's the same thing as a coaster thing.

Speaker 2 The coaster of not having a drink on my table? Yeah. Don't have a drink on my table.
I know, but you're eyeing it. Oh, hey, you got to put the coaster on right like that, right?

Speaker 2 What does that have to do with the dog pissing on my door? Watch.

Speaker 2 Hey, don't walk on that carpet. You know what I mean? Oh, you can't smoke in the back.
I saw it. I was there.
Don't smoke in the. Don't smoke in the back.

Speaker 2 Don't smoke near the kid.

Speaker 2 It goes down to don't piss on the fence it's it's all a part of the same i've never said that to him because that's just a thing we know you don't let your dog piss on someone's door but it's a part of the same like thing that you have anxiety yes get rid of that can't yeah almost deal with that because you have issues

Speaker 2 you have thinking about having a flyback here to do this show with you i do have issues so do you yeah hey guy don't worry about it keep pissing on the fence

Speaker 2 yeah dude it's your own issue dude you gotta grow dude like i'm growing. I'm going to piss right on you right now.
Piss in my mouth. I don't give a fuck.
Oh, you'd like that. All right.

Speaker 2 So, dude, guy, whatever you're, the neighbor, shit on his lawn. I don't care if he shits on my lawn.
Piss on, whatever, do it. Piss on my lawn.
Yeah, diarrhea on the fence.

Speaker 2 No, you can't poop on the fence. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please don't piss on the fence.

Speaker 2 Sir, please don't do that. Sir, keep doing it.
Please, sir. It's about growth.
Yeah, and you should grow up, sir, and stop having. You're tender to grow?

Speaker 2 Well, you're going to have to bail me out of jail when I fucking murder this guy. See, that's the kind of talk I don't like.
And I'm saying it right now. Yeah.
I'll testify for myself. Yeah, I did it.

Speaker 2 Yes, I did.

Speaker 2 Kill that motherfucker that'll be me getting hard for jail.

Speaker 2 What's up, bitch?

Speaker 2 I'm going away for a little bit. Motherfucking dog, piss on my motherfucking dope.
No. Bitch.

Speaker 2 California is a stand-up ground state, which means that you can defend yourself without retreating if you're threatened. Right.
Imminent danger.

Speaker 2 I don't even know what that means. What does that mean? If someone's threatening to kill you,

Speaker 2 if someone's literally threatening your life, you can defend your life. Okay, let me give you an example.
I walk into my house, right?

Speaker 2 And there's a man there.

Speaker 2 It doesn't matter what he looks like, does it? In this scenario? I could tell you what I think he looked like.

Speaker 2 Go ahead.

Speaker 2 Tall, skinny white guy from

Speaker 2 Northern California. 6'9? Fresno.
Yeah, Fresno guy. 6'9.
6'9. Yeah.
Big head. Huge.
Long, though. Very long.
I can see it. Balding, like Carlos.
Patchy. Patchy on the side.
Yeah, patchy. Right.

Speaker 2 Bags under the eyes. Huge.
No Adam's apple. No, it's an Eve apple more than anything.
What does that mean? It's chunked away because he's been stabbed. Oh, cut.
Oh, my God. Yeah, it's an Eve apple.

Speaker 2 He's wearing no shirt.

Speaker 2 It's a wife beater, but yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I can envision.

Speaker 2 A medical tag.

Speaker 2 He's fresh out. Dude, that's it.

Speaker 2 Do you see it now? Yes. A medical tag.
Yep. Right.

Speaker 2 And then, you know what I mean? Mommy tattoo? Mom. Mom, but with a cross.
Cross through it.

Speaker 2 She's dead to me. Yeah, yeah.
Daddy, cross. And then daddy crossed out.
Yeah. But that one's a tramp stamp.
It's daddy right above his butt. Exactly.
Yeah. Right.
And then there's a God bless

Speaker 2 JD.

Speaker 2 God bless JD. Not J.D.
Vance. Who is it?

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, J. Period D.
Yeah, J period D period. Who is it? That's

Speaker 2 John DeLorean, Jeffrey Dahmer. Yes.
Jeffrey Dahmer. God bless Jeffrey Dahmer.
Jeffrey Dahmer. God bless Jeffrey Dahmer.
Right. He has a speech impediment.

Speaker 2 Short up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Exactly. Skip short.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. But except when he says Asian rest

Speaker 2 slurs, Asian slurs. Come out perfect.
Comes out perfectly. Like,

Speaker 2 you chink.

Speaker 2 Right? It just comes out, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 gook.

Speaker 2 There's no stutter with that, right?

Speaker 2 Right. And then, right, what does he have in his hands? What does he have in his hands, guys? Oh, in each of his hands? Yeah, one hand is what?

Speaker 2 One hand is one of those stress balls, just an old school stress ball.

Speaker 2 The rubbery kind? Yeah, you take the one that's

Speaker 2 balls. No, sand, sand.
It's got a ball. Oh, the sand one, right?

Speaker 2 Right. Sand one.
So I don't own one of those. So he, that's his.

Speaker 2 He brings it with him everywhere. He goes.
Wow. It could.

Speaker 2 Collins ray down.

Speaker 2 Right, right, right, right. Right hand, right hand.
Right, what is it? You tell me. Yeah, wait, what? Oh, I know what it is.
I can see it. Yeah, yeah.
Can you see it? Yeah. Look at that.

Speaker 2 Okay, what do I see, dude? I see scales.

Speaker 2 I know what it is.

Speaker 2 I know what it is. What? It's a crocodile hand.
A croc hand? Dude, he killed a crocodile

Speaker 2 in Mississippi in 1987 with his uncle Joey. Right? Oh, wow.
A baby crocodile. Oh, a broken.
A baby. Yeah, and he just like tore it apart, right? And then he he took the skin and he made this glove.

Speaker 2 He's had it at the club for years. Whoa.
It's like there's got like a little jacket like a Freddy Cougar.

Speaker 2 And he's just kind of doing this with the benwall balls like this.

Speaker 2 And he growls like a crocodile.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 Now, if I'm not walking out of the house by now.

Speaker 2 What am I doing? You're interested in what he's up to. Oh, you know what? Because it's not imminent danger because he's just hanging out.
Right. Now, at this point, can I kill him?

Speaker 2 No, he isn't threatening dude it's fucking scary he hasn't threatened your life right he's got to threaten your life we saw it right here look is it imminent danger and he goes no then he goes could i give you a hug

Speaker 2 could i give you a hug that's not violent right no right and i go no would you say that yes or no

Speaker 2 can i give you a hug

Speaker 2 i'll shake your hand i'll give you a pound i'll give you a pound that's better do Do you want to touch, you know, in? Are you a bad friends fan? I would say that. Oh, yeah.
You want to take a picture?

Speaker 2 Okay, so you ask me. And he'd be like,

Speaker 2 good night.

Speaker 2 Give you a hug. Go, go, hug, hug.

Speaker 2 China man.

Speaker 2 I think I would. You would? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You know what? You know what he'd really do? He'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's Bobby?

Speaker 2 I can get him. That's what I'd say.
I can get him for you. Oh, you're there now, too?

Speaker 2 I'm in my house. Oh, he's in your house now? He came to my house first.
How do you think he got to your house? Oh, that's right. I sent him to your house.
Oh, you sent him to my house? Don't do that.

Speaker 2 What the fuck, dude? He wanted to see you. All right.
He really, I mean, does that sound more like your fans than mine?

Speaker 2 Why do you do that? I'm just kidding. Why do you do that? Just kidding.
I love when you do that.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's move on, but I love when you do that. Why do you do that? It's just silly.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Anyway.

Speaker 2 All right, dude. But if you sent her to my house, you wouldn't have called me and go, dude, I sent a guy to your house.
I would send McCone to film it. I'd have him out there.
Oh, you're there.

Speaker 2 Well, this guy is something for the internet. Yeah.
You know what, dude? I think what I would do in that scenario is I'll just shoot him. Shoot him.
And just let the fucking law take care of it.

Speaker 2 But you don't have a gun. Oh, that's right.
I have swords. A katana? I have like a bunch of swords at home.

Speaker 2 Would you ever be able to stab somebody? Oh, yeah. You have a sword, yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude. I practice.
What do you practice?

Speaker 2 No, I go on my fucking balcony. I practice.
You swing it around. Dude, I do scenarios like this.

Speaker 2 Come around here. You know what I mean? I I do the whole fucking thing, dude.
Yeah, you'd be dead. Really? Yeah, I have like katanas and stuff.
Wow. Yeah.
How many do you have? Three.

Speaker 2 Are they special? Were they like branded for you? Well, they're not like made by a sensei, but I've got them in Chinatown.

Speaker 2 So they're made.

Speaker 2 Probably made. They're pretty sharp.
Probably made in China. Yeah, they're sharp.
I mean, they're not the ones that they used to, like, Ronin or samurai used to use back in the day.

Speaker 2 Those are like real. You know what I mean? Is a samurai expensive? Yeah, I want to know.
I want to buy one. Is this like a real one? A real samurai.

Speaker 2 What's the most expensive samurai sword you can get? Oh my God. Well, it's probably, it's got to be priceless.
I mean,

Speaker 2 what is that?

Speaker 2 $79.99? No, the most expensive, dude. That's the kind of shit I have.
Average first. Yeah, the average one is a couple hundred dollars.
Most expensive samurai sword in the world.

Speaker 2 The most expensive Japanese sword in the world is Hukushima Mansori

Speaker 2 Smuri Tachi priced at $100 million. Yeah, can we go and meet in the middle there? I mean, what the fuck? From $5 to $100 million? You want a Tachi or or not? I know.

Speaker 2 I want a Tachi, but there's no way I can get one. $100 million.
Look at how beautiful that is. Yeah.
How about like this?

Speaker 2 A $10,000 samurai sword. Do that.
That's a lot of money. I know, but that seems like the right price for a high-end one.
Oh, let me look at that one. That sounds like a good price.
$1,200? Yeah.

Speaker 2 That sounds, I mean, you're never going to use it. But this sounds like you're going to.
The swords of Northshire.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'd get one of those.

Speaker 2 I guess we got to buy a Shin Gunto, Sado Arakai. Or any Bad Friends fans that are into metalwork.
If you can make one, if you can make a really good samurai sword, we'll promote it. Of course I will.

Speaker 2 We'll put it with you.

Speaker 2 No, I'm going to hang it in my house. Well, we want it for the show.
We'll get to that. We'll dupe it.
Anyone that's, because we know there's got to be a guy out there that knows how to do metal.

Speaker 2 Guarantee. Guarantee one of it.
I guarantee it. Like a real authentic Japanese samurai sword.
And I want you also, I like the engraving into the steel. Yeah, they like stamp it.
Like a symbol. Yes.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 2 It's a samurai sword that's back here how much is it i don't know where the fuck did that come from where did that come from in the back i saw it one day let me see it let me see it come here bring it over here wait seriously yeah it is like a real sword how long have we had this wow dude

Speaker 2 three years

Speaker 2 rude someone gave it to rudy for sure uh-huh yeah it's not sharp at all you're not even flicking your finger it's nothing oh there it is yeah i can hear it yeah it's not sharp at all wow it makes it even more dangerous why because dull blades are more dangerous than sharp ones why is that because you're more likely to cut someone let me see Really?

Speaker 2 That sounds so fucking stupid. Then why wouldn't every samurai sword be dull? Yeah, yeah.
Why do people, why would samurais in movies constantly sharpening their swords?

Speaker 2 Why would I sharpen any of my fucking knives then? Yes, dull knives are more dangerous than sharp knives.

Speaker 2 Dull knives require more force to cut, increases the chance of knives slipping and causing injury. A dull knife, you have less control over the blade's direction.

Speaker 2 For example, when cutting a cantaloupe, this is talking about kitchen knives. Yeah, dude.
That's swords. Generally.
More likely to bounce. This is like nerd staff.
This is

Speaker 2 a real sharp samurai sword. They don't make a dull fucking sword.
No samurai. Imagine, imagine the samurais go out and they come back and the master's like, How did you perform?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Who did you kill? Let me be the, let me, I'll be the samurai.
You be the samurai. How did you perform?

Speaker 2 How many you kill?

Speaker 2 I injured four people.

Speaker 2 But you killed them. Mem chop.

Speaker 2 I injured four people. What do injury mean? One man I gave a light beard trim to.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay, but what about Tochi Honor? The one that I told you to cookie. Yes, I tried to kill him, Tochi Honora.
I tried to kill him, but

Speaker 2 what ended up happening

Speaker 2 I ended up giving him a massage with the sword. Oh, you what do you mean? I was stabbing him in the back.
May he die? He said to the left, to the right,

Speaker 2 to the left.

Speaker 2 Like a spa massage? Kind of. Oh my god.
And then

Speaker 2 he made me wash his feet after. Yeah.
It was. Now, when I told you to get the sword, you got the sharp sword, all right?

Speaker 2 Um.

Speaker 2 Did you go to the

Speaker 2 blacksmith? I told you to go to the blacksmith. About that.
Yeah, yeah, tell me. I read somewhere on the internet that the dull sword is more dangerous.
Oh, did Sensai McConnell tell you that?

Speaker 2 Sensai McConnell, I told you he's the dumb dumb!

Speaker 2 Wow. Wow, dude.
Unbelievable. Wow, wow.
Yeah, this is not sharp at all. This is actually oddly dull.
Getting stabbed or cut, worst literal way to die. I'm pretty sure, yeah.
No, not really.

Speaker 2 Stabbed to death? No. Stabbed.

Speaker 2 Burning is probably, you probably lose sensation after a little bit. I'd rather get stabbed to death than die buried alive in a coffin.

Speaker 2 I'm talking about someone doing harm, setting you on fire, drowning you, stabbing you. Shooting, stabbing, drowning, setting you alive.
Why can't be buried alive be a part of the equation?

Speaker 2 That's a long play. What do you mean it's a long play? And also, buried alive wouldn't hurt that much.
You'd die of carbon dioxide poisoning. You would die, but the

Speaker 2 24 hours of panic, though. I think you'd only panic for like 10, and then you'd be done.
10 minutes? 10 hours. Yeah, that's insane.
I know, but you're not. Just sweating.
You're scratching at the.

Speaker 2 There's no way. But then think about all the relief of the shit you don't have to do anymore.
Or, you know what I mean? At the 10th hour, you're like, I guess I don't know if you're the podcast today.

Speaker 2 Uma Thurman.

Speaker 2 And punch through.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. But you'd be like, so rather be steady.

Speaker 2 I feel like we've talked about this before. Like, how would we want to? Have we? I don't know.
That's like basic 101 podcast, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Scenario, really. Like, how would you want to die like this? All right, let's interview.
I want to interview one of these kids from the colleges. You want to put one of these kids on the air? Why not?

Speaker 2 I'll go pick one. Let Bobby pick.
I'll go pick one. 100%.

Speaker 2 I could tell this one was the one that definitely wanted to be on. I know.
She was a little chatty when she walked.

Speaker 2 Yeah, real chatty. She, she, uh,

Speaker 2 what's your name, Chatty? I'm confident.

Speaker 1 My name is Alex. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 Alex, great to meet you as well. You're confident, huh?

Speaker 1 I'm comfortable. This is a fun chair.
It's squeaky.

Speaker 2 Alex, are you a savage?

Speaker 2 I like to think I am. What does savage mean?

Speaker 1 It's an old slang term. I don't use it anymore.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's also very un PC to have that on your shirt, considering the fact that you're sitting on stolen land. Uh-oh.
Yeah, that's very dangerous to do.

Speaker 2 You're perpetuating something that's very, very dangerous. And I got to tell you, Alex,

Speaker 2 this is very scary.

Speaker 2 It's not a good way to start. I'm just kidding with Alex.
Clearly.

Speaker 1 It's spooky season. It's okay.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Alex, where are you from?

Speaker 1 I'm from Connecticut.

Speaker 2 They're all from Connecticut, right? Doesn't Doesn't everybody live out there? Oh, I can tell.

Speaker 2 Hartford.

Speaker 1 No, West Haven.

Speaker 2 Ooh, West Have girl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right next to New Haven.

Speaker 2 I hate Hartford, Connecticut. No, you don't.
Don't say that. The club there.
We don't hate it. I don't hate the club, though.
You don't hate anything about it. Funny bone.
I know, you hate it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Alex, what year are you? I'm a grad student.
Yeah, I was going to say,

Speaker 2 you don't look like you're a first year. Like, some of the people he brings in, they look like fresh off of the, right, like fresh off the boat,

Speaker 2 wide-eyed bushytailed what's your degree um in the cinematic production management uh graduate program what do you want to do um be an assistant director producer ad is a good job yeah i'm very she kind of looks like one an ad

Speaker 2 no like a like an assistant director or producer that's what an ad is that's what i just said that's what i just said yeah yeah you scare some people on set yeah you do look like an ad you have the energy of an ad for people at home that don't know what that means you look like you are organized oh thanks you have to be really organized you have to and you look um You have to handle so much information at one time.

Speaker 2 And you should be good at talking shit about people right after they leave, but they don't hear you. Exactly.
That's what you do. I can feel that so hard.
Okay, so let's do a scene.

Speaker 2 Andrew and I are in a movie you're producing, right? We do a scene. Well, she's not going to be a director, so she's not going to direct.

Speaker 2 I know, but she's going to talk shit about me because I'm a bad actor, right? No, she's not.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so let's, let's, so I'm going to, we're going to do a scene, yeah, and then I'm going to walk away, like, all right, I'm wrapped, right?

Speaker 2 And then she's going to talk shit about me to me, yeah, to me, because you're the other actor, right? Yeah,

Speaker 2 Francisco, where is my medallion?

Speaker 2 I don't have it. Francisco, you have it.

Speaker 2 I don't fucking have your medallion. Adios, my friend.

Speaker 2 Caught. All right, I'm going to go get some coffee.
Please. All right.
All right. See you later.
Good scene, though. Good seeing you, man.
A different coverage or? Yeah. I think we're good.

Speaker 2 We're just going to use my side. Really? Audio.
I want that to be in there. Adios.
Okay. All that.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 See you later. Okay.

Speaker 2 Wow, that was rough. Bad, huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think we may need to find someone new.

Speaker 2 You do? Is there any other actors that you have in mind that we have? Hey, guys, I'm back. Oh, God.
Coffee. Would you get me a coffee? Oh, sure.
You want one? Yeah. Yeah.
What do you want in it?

Speaker 2 Just cream and sugar. Okay.
I'll write back. Thanks.
All right. Is there any other actors that you replace him with?

Speaker 1 Literally anyone else.

Speaker 2 But off the top of your head, who would come to mind?

Speaker 1 A big actor. John Cena.

Speaker 2 John Cena.

Speaker 2 Hey, dude, the coffee's good.

Speaker 2 Dude, it's weird. I just don't know.
I wanted it black. Oh, it's weird.
I just saw John Cena. Oh, he's here? What is he doing here? Nothing, as far as I know.

Speaker 2 Maybe he's swinging by to see if we can get away with that. It's weird.

Speaker 2 Anyway, he's wearing the same exact thing I'm wearing. He is.
Yeah, it's fucking weird. I think that's how he shows love.

Speaker 2 Wait, he's.

Speaker 2 Can you go grab him for us? Oh, hold on, but we're in Toronto.

Speaker 2 And he's wearing what I'm wearing. And it's weird.
I texted him and told him what you were wearing. Okay, anyway.

Speaker 2 Just black coffee. Black coffee.
Thank you. Thanks.
Okay, cool.

Speaker 1 Thank God I was worried that he wasn't going to make it.

Speaker 2 I was so nervous about that. Yeah, because we got to get this guy the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's time. It is very much time.

Speaker 2 Anyway,

Speaker 2 dude, it's so weird. I'd like you to do it.
I just ran into John. Alex.

Speaker 2 And I just told John, I go, get the fuck out of here. No.
Yeah, and he left. Wow, okay.
Yeah, because he was, you know what he was like, I'm here to replace her. I go, that's not even real.

Speaker 2 Is that right? Yeah, and I go, get the fuck out of you, piece of shit.

Speaker 2 And he just got in the car and he left. So let's, you want to, you got the camera? Well, before we roll, Alex, I think I had to say something to you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're doing.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Action.

Speaker 2 Where's the medallion?

Speaker 2 I don't have you fucking Yeah. Adios!

Speaker 2 My friend! Cut,

Speaker 2 Alex. Good job.
Thank you. And you danced around the lies,

Speaker 2 dude. This grad school was very good.
That grad school is paying off. Yeah, yeah.
It's very good. Hopefully, do you like Fancy?

Speaker 1 I do. I love him.

Speaker 1 Every single time that I see him pop up on my little Instagram when you guys post about him, I take a screenshot and I send it to our group chat and I'm like, oh my god, look who it is.

Speaker 1 And I make him get so embarrassed, especially when he gets recognized in public.

Speaker 2 doubt that

Speaker 2 he gets

Speaker 1 he gets recognized and no be real no he does we were at the grand central market at nonos empanadas and uh the guy working behind the counter recognized him and uh he got so embarrassed it was so adorable you take all these kids to grand central market huh that's your move

Speaker 2 that's like your dating spot knows he goes to the same spot he knows he's gonna get recognized 100

Speaker 2 that's the way he takes him there yeah hey fancy what's up darling can i say something so shy No, he fakes it.

Speaker 2 He fakes the shy and like, oh, no, you know, this and that. But he loves it.
Yeah. It's so gross.
It's gross. Because

Speaker 2 in his heart, he's like, I'm the man, but he wants to act like, oh, I'm going to fake that. You recognize me? Do you recognize me? How could you recognize me? Gross.
All right.

Speaker 1 People should start coming up to him more then. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, people need to come up to him. You're a piece of garbage, dude.
That's so gross. Fuck you, Fancy.
Yeah, fuck off there.

Speaker 2 So he gets recognized. That's insane.
He does. He deserves it.
Why does he's the best? He is great. We love him so fucking.
He's okay.

Speaker 1 He's literally Papa to us.

Speaker 2 He's a papa to you? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, literally, when I first heard about the QNLA program, I asked my friend Grace, who came up here, and she was like, oh my God, Andreas is papa. He is your father.
Wow.

Speaker 2 Like, as soon as you come up here. Zaddy, if you will? Indeed.
Yeah, you're a Zaddie. Wait, wait.

Speaker 2 Do you fly there to teach? Is it Zoom? They come to us. They come to you.
To me.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He won't go all the way to us. We have to go all the way to him.

Speaker 2 But do you understand everything that he says all the time? Or no, do you guys occasionally catch yourself going, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 We smile and wave.

Speaker 2 You do. Yes, that's good.
We nod.

Speaker 2 Yes. Goodbye.
Thank you. You do that to him.
Smart.

Speaker 2 What kind of movie would you produce if you wanted to produce one?

Speaker 2 Let's say him and I were like,

Speaker 2 you know what I mean, the new Weinstein.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Cinemax.
We're the Cohen brothers.

Speaker 2 You could have picked anybody else. All right.
So so what? No, let's forget it. We're just, you know what I mean? We're just Jews.

Speaker 2 We're the Feinstein. We're the Feinsteins.
The movie's called Just Jews. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. You know, I'm Lodz Feinstein.
This is Frank Feinstein. We're the Feinstein brothers.
Feinstein brothers.

Speaker 2 Pitch us a movie. Pitch you a movie? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 How are you doing?

Speaker 2 My back. I'm sorry.
Oikovolt.

Speaker 2 What, Frank? Okay.

Speaker 2 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 All right. Like any movie.

Speaker 2 I'm his brother, Frank.

Speaker 2 Oh, you're doing regular voice. This is how I talk.
Exactly. That's how you've always talked.

Speaker 2 That's how I always talk.

Speaker 2 It's a choice.

Speaker 1 Well, I think you guys would be really good in an overly dramatic soap opera, given your personalities.

Speaker 2 Ooh, and that's interesting. But I thought you were pitching us a movie, not analyzing our, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, a great movie already takes into account their actor's potential behavior. So that's what I think.

Speaker 2 That sounds like school. Yeah.
That sounds like school did that too. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. She's right.
She's going going to be good. Yeah.
You really are going to be good, huh? Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 And then you'll be able to say you knew me when.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 2 That is bold. It's a tough business.

Speaker 2 We'll see. We'll see.
It's a really tough business. It is, isn't it? And him and I, you know, have gone through the ringer.
Ringer for many, many years. We're still being rung.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I think we're seeing the bright side of the sunny side of our hard work. Yeah, but you know what it feels like to me? It's still a grind.

Speaker 2 The business feels like, you know, a drive-through car wash. You ever been in a drive-through car wash? You know, you put you to the gas station.
It's magical. Right, it is, isn't it?

Speaker 2 But you know what happens when you're in the dead middle of it? You're like, whoa,

Speaker 2 look at all that soap. And all of the fucking arms want to be all over your car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what starts happening? You start to see that the end is coming.
You see it.

Speaker 2 And you see it, and you get closer, and it inches you closer. And you're like, wait, what do I want to do? And then you soap at the rear, right? And you see Matt Reif back there.
There he is.

Speaker 2 Getting rubbed.

Speaker 2 Right, right. And you're like, oh, I'm at the.
And ahead of you is like Tom Papa. An old guy.

Speaker 2 He's a great guy.

Speaker 2 Steve Kravitz or something or whatever. Right.
Yeah, yeah. And you're like, oh, shit, I see the end of this.
And then a big guy comes over to you and just

Speaker 2 blows on you

Speaker 2 to get you dried off. And you're all dry and you're crackling and your hands look old and your face is all fucking weird now.
Yeah. And then nobody wants you to go through the car wash anymore.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's so sad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's life. Welcome to the biz, kid.

Speaker 2 Did you teach that shit at your fucking dumb little school? I forgot that part. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, read the book. Read the book on the biz that me and the kids

Speaker 2 inspired. But then sometimes you see a car go back around and go through the car wash again.
Yeah. So life is a lot of fun.
I've seen that. I've seen a couple of cars

Speaker 2 go back in. Yeah.
And then they get again

Speaker 2 in their 60s and you're like, oh, we can go back maybe. Yeah.
Do you believe you're that car? I think I'm already back in, though. You're back in for your second time.
I would argue.

Speaker 2 Some would argue it's maybe your third time. It could be my third time back in the car wash.
Right. I cut in line.
I'm almost out of my first one. No, you're in the second one.
I'm in the first one.

Speaker 2 No, you're in the second one. I never went through.
I have my ticket still. I'll show you.
I never went through the first time. I think Workaholics.
Not Workaholics. Wahahaholics.
Mixologics.

Speaker 2 I'm sitting on that shit. Mixology.
Failed sitcom. I know.
I think Mixology, that whole time period with

Speaker 2 punked. And that whole little, it was your first time in the car wash.
Let me tell you something. Pre-wash.
What? That was pre-wash. That was all pre-wash.

Speaker 2 That was the vacuum in the carpet and and stuff. That's all that was.
Well, then, if that's the case, I'm in my first wash then. You're in your second wash.
No, I'm in my first wash.

Speaker 2 Guys, he's innocent. Mad TV.
Mad TV.

Speaker 2 That was just like mixology. Fuck you.
It's so stupid. That's a bad joke.
It was a cultural iconic show. Shut up.
That was your first one. Anyway.

Speaker 2 Do we know this to be true? We do. How old are you?

Speaker 1 I'm 21.

Speaker 2 Okay, so you don't know any of this. You don't know what we're talking about.
No, not. You don't even know.
You don't know what Mad TV is?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
Do you know what 9-11 was? Absolutely.

Speaker 2 How?

Speaker 1 My parents talked about it.

Speaker 2 A couple of old witches they would. They would talk about it.
Right when she's born. Yeah.
You know, 9-11 happened close to here.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Oh, that she's a baby. Alex.

Speaker 2 Let's do it.

Speaker 2 You know how why it was so hard to get you into this country?

Speaker 2 Because of the flight restrictions.

Speaker 2 How old were you when you came to the United States, Alex? I was actually one years old. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 That's the one-year-old Alex. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And, sweetheart, it took us so long. No karate.
We said no karate.

Speaker 2 Sweetheart.

Speaker 2 We told you it took you so long to get here because of

Speaker 2 planes that hit buildings.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 So that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 Good for you, Alex.

Speaker 2 Alex, okay. We love Alex very much.
Thank you so much. We're going to find somebody else.

Speaker 2 Are you a fan of this show, by the way? Did you know us? I can tell she's not. No, no, I actually didn't know.
Definitely not.

Speaker 1 But I have since followed the Instagram.

Speaker 2 You don't have to. It's okay.
No, I will love you.

Speaker 1 I want to see all of Andreas that pops up.

Speaker 2 Okay, good. Please do.
Make fun of him. Please watch him.
All right. Should we get one more student or no? Do you want to just talk a little bit? All right, Alex, you can jump back out.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 You're the fucking best, Alex. Alex was great.
Your vibe is great. Your personality is great.
Love you. We love you.

Speaker 2 Let's do one more interview, maybe. Are you picking another person? Yeah.
Great. Yeah.
Two guys raised their hands.

Speaker 2 Well, let them go. Yeah, let them go.
Are they they both the mics turned on? They're roommates. Yes.
They're roommates. Yeah, we've heard this game before.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're roommates, Dad, I promise. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sit in that chair there. This guy, I really like.

Speaker 2 This guy, your vibe I like. I remember you.
You walked in first, right?

Speaker 2 Yes. Grab the microphone.
Grab the mic, put it right to your mouth. Remember to vocalize.
Are you nervous?

Speaker 2 Closer the mic to your face? Sounds like the old days. Yeah, yeah.
Closer to the mic. Yeah.
Are you nervous? You seem nervous. Well, this is, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 Are you nervous?

Speaker 6 A little bit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, a little bit. So, so, what year are you guys at school? Freshmen, both of you?

Speaker 3 No. No, I'm a grad student.

Speaker 2 Seriously? Yeah. How old are you?

Speaker 3 21.

Speaker 2 Grad student at 21. Right.
Do you get out of school at 20? All right. And how old are you?

Speaker 6 I'm 20, but I'm technically a third year, but I graduate this year.

Speaker 2 But you only have. Were you some sort of prodigy? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Are you a genius?

Speaker 6 I think everyone here, we're all part of an accelerated program.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we take like seven classes per semester.

Speaker 2 Holy shit. Wow.
You guys don't play Fortnite or anything like that, huh? No.

Speaker 2 What's your name, dude? Pull that out. Franco.
Franco. Frank O or Franco, like a nickname.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's F-R-A-N-C-O.

Speaker 2 Franco. Yeah.
Say it like that next time. Say Franco.
Franco. Franco.
What is your name again?

Speaker 2 I don't know. No.

Speaker 2 What is your name?

Speaker 2 Franco. Say it with some juzh.
Franco. Franco.
Oh, very good. Very good.
What's your name again? I'm Zach.

Speaker 2 Let's fuck that. Add some juice to that.
Yeah, yeah. This is Franco.
I'm fucking Zach, dude. I'm Zach.
like a B-Zach.

Speaker 6 Fucking Zach, man.

Speaker 2 There it is. Very Jamaican twist.
I like that, man.

Speaker 2 What's your name? They just sat down.

Speaker 2 What's your name? What's your name? Franco. No, no, no.
No, no. You got to stay.

Speaker 2 Confident. He fucking rehearsed it, Frank.
Franco. Franco.
Franco. No, no, no.
No. Franco.
Loud.

Speaker 2 Franco. No, no, no.
Fran. Franco.
Franco. I am a Franco.

Speaker 2 I'm a Franco, Ramirio. Macante.
Okay, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 That I don't like. My answer is that.
Because you're Italian, right?

Speaker 3 I'm 100% Italian.

Speaker 2 Are you? Oh, in your face, dude. Whoa.
I knew that already. I've never seen him at the meetings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And what's your name, dude?

Speaker 6 I'm Zach, dude.

Speaker 2 Zach, dude. Dude.
Dude. Zach nailed it.
Exactly, dude. We rehearsed it.
Zach nailed it. So, Franco, what do you want to do when you grow up?

Speaker 3 I want to get into TV.

Speaker 2 You want to buy a TV?

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. That's my dream.

Speaker 2 You want to work at Best Buy? What's going on here, dude?

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, I collect CRTs the whole time, you know.

Speaker 2 Do you really? Oh, yeah. Do you want to produce TV shows? Yeah.
Write them?

Speaker 3 Write write them, yeah.

Speaker 2 Are you a good you seem like a good writer?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I've been rewriting. I've written like three

Speaker 3 scripts in the middle of writing another one right now.

Speaker 2 Wow. Feature television.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 TV right now, like I gotta get better at writing more like TV length episodes. The first one I wrote was like 78 pages.

Speaker 2 So what? Yeah. Yeah, TV has no bounds now.
You can make whatever you want. Isn't that something you teach them?

Speaker 2 The old structural days are over. I bet you he's a little finicky fuck, isn't he?

Speaker 2 he probably says you can't write too many pages that you won't even get it through to the blacklist or whatever the fuck he puts on you guys you do your own artistic vision franco whatever you feel in the guts of it it is tarantino didn't listen to any of those rules look at how good he turned out to be he broke that bullshit he smashed down the wall we don't need your books say that to him say i don't need your books I don't need your fucking books, Andre.

Speaker 2 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was a little aggressive, I'm not going to lie.
It's not what I was trying to get through. How about you, Zach? You same thing?

Speaker 6 Oh, no, I'm PR in media studies, double major.

Speaker 2 Double major. Double major.
Public relations. You're showing off a little bit.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

Speaker 2 what can you do with that? I don't know. You can be in PR.

Speaker 6 Right now, I'm working as a publicist intern.

Speaker 2 Oh, cool.

Speaker 2 You want to be a publicist?

Speaker 6 No, after doing that for the last nine weeks, definitely do not want to be a publicist.

Speaker 2 What do you want to do? I have no clue. Good for you.
You have so much time. Exactly.
Are you 20 years old? Yeah. You got so much time.
You have so much time, dude. Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 But we both know that you guys want to be in entertainment. Oh.
Of some degree. Yeah.
But in New York, you're never moving to L.A., right?

Speaker 3 I'm already in New York.

Speaker 2 Right, you're never going to. Yeah, right.
Good for you. And you're not going to move to L.A.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'm probably going to stay in New Jersey.

Speaker 2 Stay in New Jersey. God bless.
So, Franco, you like telling stories. Yeah.
Tell us one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's what. All right.
Anything that you... Anything.

Speaker 2 How about about this?

Speaker 2 Let's just give them a scenario, maybe.

Speaker 3 No, actually, if you want, I got a really good story from one of my jobs that work, or my job worked this summer.

Speaker 2 I would love to hear it. Let's hear it.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 over the summer, I worked at AMC, a local AMC theater I live by.

Speaker 3 And hold on, time out.

Speaker 2 Ticket ripping.

Speaker 3 You name it. I did the tickets,

Speaker 3 popcorn. I cleaned theaters afterwards.

Speaker 2 And one. Can I ask one last question? Because I don't know much about that.
What's the worst thing you've seen in a theater?

Speaker 3 I had to mob up someone's vomit.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Was he on Olympic?

Speaker 3 No, it was a kid.

Speaker 2 There is Trinity Time. Franco, go ahead.

Speaker 3 I'm XD or Rick de Parmesan.

Speaker 2 It was bad. Yeah.

Speaker 3 But there was one night I was working at Concessions,

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 2 out of nowhere,

Speaker 3 we hear yelling coming from one of the halls, and there is a

Speaker 3 black couple and a trans lesbian couple.

Speaker 2 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you're making this show going on Bravo,

Speaker 2 this thing is like a Bravo. Is this an Andy Cohen show? Yeah, yeah, what is going on?

Speaker 2 No, this is. Definitely cable, though.
Yeah, this has got to be cable.

Speaker 2 All right, go ahead. So there's a black couple and a trans couple

Speaker 2 yelling at each other. Yeah.
Okay. All fighting.
Fighting. Wow.

Speaker 2 And let me guess what movie. How long ago was this?

Speaker 3 This was in August.

Speaker 2 August, August. They were watching.
Hold on. August this summer? This past summer? Yeah.
They were watching Joker Patu or whatever that's going to happen. No, no.
No.

Speaker 3 They were were watching Alien Romulus.

Speaker 2 Oh. Oh.
Great movie, by the way. I loved it.
And it's also nice to know for the Alien Romulus people that your movie obviously unites a very vast variety of people. Yeah.

Speaker 2 A black couple and a trans lesbian couple. I mean, that's fucking

Speaker 2 pretty broad. Go ahead, Franco.

Speaker 3 So what happened was apparently one of the trans women was speaking on her phone during the movie.

Speaker 2 Her bad.

Speaker 3 So anyway, they start arguing, and they're getting taken out.

Speaker 3 It's getting bad. Security.

Speaker 2 What are they arguing about? Oh, about the phone. One of the trans people on their phone.

Speaker 2 And the black man or woman was yelling at them.

Speaker 3 It was the guy.

Speaker 2 The black gentleman was yelling at them, saying, You were on your fucking phone during Romulus. I wanted to watch the movie.

Speaker 3 The guy was not helping any man's eyes. He was making like dumb comments about it.
Like, oh, like, you're not a real woman, or something like that.

Speaker 2 Whoa. He was throwing in, you're not a real woman.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wow. That's where you go, though, when you're in a fight with.

Speaker 2 Even worse, he was recording it.

Speaker 3 The altercation, which, you know, the best way to diffuse a scenario is to immediately take out your phone and start recording.

Speaker 2 But the trans person was recording the black people, or vice versa.

Speaker 2 Was the trans person still on their phone? Were they still on the phone? That would have been so funny to still be on the phone during the fight.

Speaker 2 I remember one of them was saying, like, oh, like, fuck you.

Speaker 3 That's your free speech. That was one of the comments.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 3 the black episode starts getting exited out, and he says, okay, sir, to one of them.

Speaker 2 Why did the black guy get exited out? And the other people did not.

Speaker 2 Interesting move, AM. And let me guess about the phone.
The trans phone used to be an iPhone, but now it's a Samsung.

Speaker 2 What I ended up laughing, though, was

Speaker 2 just it's strange those parts aren't compatible. Yeah, they're not compatible.
Yeah, you think you could use the same charger, but you can't. You can't.
You know, you should be able to.

Speaker 2 But nowadays, you can. They're all USB-C, aren't they?

Speaker 3 And what happened was

Speaker 3 one of the trans women ran up to him, swung at him, he ducked underneath her,

Speaker 3 picked her up, and body slammed her into the floor.

Speaker 2 It was doing like a

Speaker 2 wrestling wrestling event. AR athletic.
Incredible. AR athletic.
Yeah, was the black person

Speaker 2 took the trans or trans took the black? The trans person tried to punch the black guy. Exactly.
And he ducked. You never try to punch a black guy.
That's my book. I have a book out right now.

Speaker 2 Never, never to punch a black guy. It's coming out on Amazon right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 It was. Now, what did you do? You were still, you were at the popcorn machine.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I was at concessions. Right.

Speaker 2 I was watching. Do you want a medium or a large? That's all you're thinking.
Yeah. You don't want to get involved.

Speaker 3 It was especially awkward because, you know, we still had to work as it was going on. So, you know, like, trying to figure out what is happening all while people are saying, like, wild.

Speaker 2 That's a crazy fucking story.

Speaker 2 And the fight ended with the cops coming, I imagine. Yeah.
The police were called. Yeah.
You didn't call the cops, did you? No. You know why? Say in that camera, say, Franco ain't no snitch.

Speaker 2 We say that right in that camera.

Speaker 3 Franco ain't no snitch.

Speaker 2 Perfect. Perfect.
Perfect cut. Love that.
Yeah. You know, that's a great story.
I mean, that's an incredible story.

Speaker 2 Movie theater working is very interesting to me because you see a lot of types of people come through, right? And they're mostly nice to you. No one's mean to you.

Speaker 2 Are they mean to you at the concession? I've never been mean to a, you know, I've never seen a mean person at the movie theater. Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 2 I've never seen someone like get attitudey with a person working at the theater.

Speaker 2 Because where would it come from?

Speaker 2 What I'm saying is like you walk into a retail store, sometimes someone's being short with someone that's working in retail. Yeah, because I've had fights in a theater with other customers.

Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying, but not to these people because who's going to get mad? What the fuck are they doing? They They didn't do anything wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But other people, yeah, like this, like the trans couple and the black couple fighting, they were mad at each other. But you guys don't get, you don't ever have somebody be rude to you.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 2 No, that's great. That's a great gift.

Speaker 2 Do you get to watch movies for free there or not? Oh, yeah. That's the gift.
That's the perk. That's the perk.
That's why you do it.

Speaker 3 I saw Alien Romulus in IMAX and I spent $0.

Speaker 2 Fuck yeah. Including rig the system, huh? How many times do you see it, though?

Speaker 3 I only saw it once because it was.

Speaker 2 What movie have you watched in the theater more than once?

Speaker 3 In general or while I was there? While you were there? I saw Deadbone Wolverine twice.

Speaker 2 Twice. You loved it?

Speaker 3 Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 2 Do you ever go turn on a movie when no one's there and just watch it by yourself?

Speaker 3 No, I can.

Speaker 2 You don't want to be a little bad boy?

Speaker 3 No, you're not allowed to be up there where the

Speaker 2 protector is. Oh.
Because it's a fancy guy that works up there? Fuck that guy. Junko.

Speaker 2 You get up there and you do it. Did you end up seeing Borderlands?

Speaker 3 No, I did not.

Speaker 2 But did you play in the theater? Did anybody see it? Yeah. Yeah, there were people there.
There was.

Speaker 3 It had a really cool popcorn bucket. It was literally like claptrap.
It was metal. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 That's cool.

Speaker 3 I didn't end up seeing it. Why?

Speaker 2 So we'll go in twice.

Speaker 3 I didn't play the game, so I have no attention to portray. Interesting.

Speaker 2 Interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting. That's the pop truck popcorn bucket you guys were selling.
That's neat. That's amazing.
Whatever you got to do, you know, to get the touch.

Speaker 2 You know, Jack Black sat right there. Jack Black sat in that very chair that you're in.
Sick. Do you know about this show? Have you guys ever seen this show? I have, yes.
Yes.

Speaker 2 I can feel that in my bones.

Speaker 6 I called my brother to tell him I was coming here, and he was very excited. He's a huge fan.

Speaker 2 What's his his name ben say hi to ben say hi to ben ben what's up you suck that's right perfect that's what he does exactly what a brother would do yeah you bet you look like a sarah silverman fan franco makes you say that franco do you like stand-up comedy yeah i do who who's your favorite stand-up would you say

Speaker 2 i've only gone to like a few shows sure but like who do you think you like who aligns with you the most in your mind you'd go you know who i like if somebody said

Speaker 2 let's say you're out with a group of friends and there's a cute chick and she's like uh you know who i love I love Matt Reif. He's so fucking hot.
Do you like stand-up? Do you like stand-up? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Who do you like?

Speaker 3 I liked Luis J. Gomez where I saw him.

Speaker 2 You like Luis Gomez? Yeah. Of Skank Fest.
Yeah. Oh, that's it.
Of Legion of Skanks. Oh, then you're part of our family.
I had no idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 2 I would not have picked that for you. That's insane.
I would have not have picked that for you. I saw him and Big J live.
Whoa, they're our friends.

Speaker 2 Wait a minute. You're cool.
So then you would like this show. Do you know this show?

Speaker 3 I didn't hear about it until I met Frank.

Speaker 2 andres good well we're low on the totem pole i guess i guess we're lower than we thought that hurts me it does me too a little bit anyway um i'm glad at least you said those guys because those guys are funny yeah you guys were you two are great we love you we love you so much give it a hand for these guys

Speaker 2 that was great great job boys

Speaker 2 all right guys you know um we we love to say we have so many things to be grateful for yeah we really do yeah i can't think of any right now no we of course i do i'm grateful for you i'm grateful for you

Speaker 2 our family i'm more i am very grateful I'm being genuine right now.

Speaker 2 I'm grateful for our fans. I really am.
I've been saying it at all my live shows genuinely. I thank the crowd from the bottom of my heart.
It means so much to us. We do really love you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm so stoked you guys always come along for the ride and you're open for weird, strange, fucking absurd comedy. And thank you.
We do love you. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you.