Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub

You two are bad friends.

Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
You two are something. We're bad friends.
Oh my god. No, don't.
What, you think I'm gonna vomit? No, I'm not. Yeah, that's done.
So I want to apologize to the Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco. I had to cancel over the weekend because I had a little vomiting scare.
What happened? Well, that's my bedroom. And McCone cleaned that.
What did it look like after? It still smells, though. Wait, it still smells? Yeah, it still smells.
Yeah, because you vomited into your carpet. Yeah, I went deep.
You ever heard of deep clean, dude? I went through like... $500! You gave him $500? Yeah, for deep clean.
He gave me two. Yeah, two.
You get up front two, and then you finish the job. Yeah, $300 is deep.
I went through two of those smiley sponges. Go through all of them.
I did. All of them in your house.
A plethora. He barely did.
Get your own smiley sponge and bring it over. Yeah.
I'm not going to give you the three until the smell's gone. He only did it for like 20 minutes.
I know. 20 minutes.
Go back over there right now while we're shooting. All right.
So I'm going to tell everyone what happened. Let's be truthful.
Yeah, okay. I have no idea what happened i mean you canceled you canceled

cobs and i apologize i'm gonna i'm gonna make up the dates in february and i'm gonna give you guys the best show you'll ever have seen all right so that's a promise to you and i apologize but what happened was i didn't know how to use the ozempic pen and i put the four times the amount in my body right okay. Okay.
Right. And so what happened before I put it in my body is I thought, well, I'm not going to be eating.
So I'm going to have one fiesta, a Mexican fiesta. So I brought, I got potato taquitos, a carne asada burrito, guacamole, chips.
Right. And I gorged.
Any queso? No queso. Queso.
Oh, I love me some queso. Did you like queso? I like queso.
No, queso. Queso.
Queso. Queso, si.
That's how Mike Tyson says queso. Yeah, pass me some of the queso.
Yeah. So I gorged, and immediately I stuck the pin in my stomach.
Yeah. Right?

But what happened was my food wasn't digested.

Obviously, you're right when you eat.

So the Ozympic was like, hey, what's going on in here?

What's up in here, dog?

What?

What's going on in here?

Oh, yeah, more like this.

Hey.

Hey, what's going on in here?

Who's this burrito guy? Yeah, so. You, out.
Burrito, out. Taquitos, out.
So I. Puked all over the studio.
No, I puked. So I took a nap and I woke up gargling.
Yeah, you were bubble guts. Right.
So then I did the puke at what McCone cleaned at my house. Did you not have time to go to your bathroom? It was, because I've never, we've lived together for, have you ever seen me vomit? Never, no.
Wow. Yeah, I'm diarrhea guy.
Yeah, that's your thing. Yeah, I'm the king of that.
Other end. Yeah, I do the other end only, okay? Has anybody else ever thrown up at your home? No.
That's the first puke in that house. Probably.
Wow. Yeah.
So then I came here, little birthday cake we had a little bit i had to eat some you had to right i had to eat some and then we did the promo and i knew we tried why don't we play it for the fans yeah watch this come play with us forever and ever and ever bobby's breathing swallows Look at him Big breath Come play with us forever and ever and ever.

Bobby's breathing swallows.

Look at him.

Big breath.

Come play with us.

That's it.

Keep watching.

Keep watching.

Keep watching.

This one's the best one It's so much

It's so much

Yeah yeah

So much

Dude

I think we got it

We got it

And let me say this

I think we got it. We got it.
And let me say this. I think we got it.
Are you okay? Yeah. And so, but these vomits, though.
That's how good. Were violent.
Yeah, that looked like it hurt. But now, every hour at home, I didn't even sleep in my room.
I slept in your old room. And I left the door open so I could go right to the bathroom because the bathroom was close to the door.
You just slept in the tub. Yeah, and every hour, it was the worst 24 hours, 48 hours.
Did you lose any weight? I'm still fat. And that's the problem.
Yeah. Yeah.
Here's another thing about Ozempic that I wanted to talk about.

Yeah.

Is that I'm not eating at all.

And so I feel so tired because I'm not eating any protein.

Since when?

Because last night was a pretty good one. What do you mean? At my house you had like seven sausages No I didn't I didn't have seven Dude We counted No stop All right I had one sausage Right A quarter of your pretzel No Yeah You had a half a pretzel.
No, I didn't. No, it wasn't a half.

You gave me a corner.

It was a half.

Yeah, but I didn't finish it.

Okay.

I didn't finish it.

There's no proof of that.

Yeah.

And then I ate some of your delicious apple turnover.

That turnovers are so good.

With your homemade.

Homemade whipped cream.

Whipped cream.

Right.

So good.

Right.

So it sounds like those Mpics really kicking into full gear.

But I only had a little bit of it.

That was all I ate the whole day. You didn't have anything before? No, that was it the whole day.
Okay. You know, that was my meal.
And so today, when we went to a Michelin star restaurant, right? Which was very nice. And that's where I ate fish.
It was the first time you had fish. Yeah, ever.
And I ate some caviar. What was in there too? We had what was in inside of it it was a it was a crab right some crab inside and then some eel and so that uh eel and sticky right and i this is i swear if you watch naked and afraid yeah love it okay you know it's a survival show and they haven't eaten in four days and when they actually finally eat protein they can feel it in their body sometimes they get really sick because their body's not used to it yeah but sometimes they're like i can feel it gives them immediate energy all right not that that happened german sausages didn't do it for you what i'm saying is but you instantly feel better yeah you know i mean you feel you feel like you like you're- Yeah, without today's dinner we had, I would be so tired.
Did you eat any breakfast? No. No lunch? No.
So what are you doing today? Just water? Are you drinking anything? Electrolytes. So like Gatorade.
Yeah, and I've gotten IVs every day. Don't do that.
Every day? Yeah, I need nausea. You're not supposed to get an IV every day just three days in a row that's every day exactly that's not good i know that's where they couldn't even find the hole you're gonna have track marks on your arm we're gonna think you're using again so yeah but i needed the um the nausea medication oh because you've what don't they with ozempic don't they usually prescribe you and they didn't they didn't they didn't so i i i feel bad about the um the cobs i apologize for that and then um now the big question will i continue to use it i don't know yet how long do you have to take don't you isn't there there's got to be a minimum amount of time they need you to take it before it because you can't like just go right off it's probably really bad for you do you do it in the morning you shoot yourself in the morning you only do it once a week according clinical trials uh look at the side effects of it's called semegalitude yeah the active ingredient in those people lose an average about five percent of body weight between week six and twelve you got to go 12 weeks i gotta go 12 weeks the most benefit out of i don't like the name it sounds like shmegma shmegmalitude scientific research suggests you need to be taking it for at least a year.
I'll go a year. I don't know, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go a year.
Chelsea Handler does it. Yeah, you guys are kind of the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she swears by it.
But I feel like you're gonna be ugly once you're skinny. I see that.
But that's not... No, that's true.
That's not the consensus on the street. You, you'll lose your attraction.
Okay, let me just say something right now. The fucking Hak Tua girl.
What's her name? Hak Tua. Haley.
Haley Welch. Welch, right? You know what she...
And I'm going to start a war with this lady right now, dude. Why? Because I'm going to tell you why, okay? Okay.
She's on her podcast, and she has a couple of girls on it, right? Yeah. And they put put up a photo I guess they had put in Kim Jong Un In replace of Just on her podcast Kim Jong Un did the Hak Tua show We can't get Kim Jong Un What the fuck are you guys doing And then they go we didn't know you had Bobby Lee on the podcast And then Hak Tua goes I did have him Because she looked at the photo and she goes oh there is Bobby Lee she thought I was Kim Jong Un it's kind of cool no it's not it's kind of cool he's so famous I know but yeah you would love you'd love to be that famous you can't go anywhere in North Korea without being recognized and praised that's your dream I should go there yes that's what you're saying that's your dream you could be the kim jong-un of south korea yeah or it could be like one of those movies where there's an assassination so they put in a fake kim jong-un you could be that i'm the fake kim jong-un right and you go to north you go to south korea oh hello you know i come hello everybody he's back and he's hip yeah yeah he's friends with all the cool kids yeah Yeah.
I come up with new, yeah, everybody. He's back and he's hip.
Yeah, yeah. He's friends with all the cool kids.
Yeah. I come up with new...
Yeah, yeah. I can be the fun...
He's doing the South Korean dab. Yeah, yeah.
Hello, how the... Everybody...
I get on fucking television. Psy becomes your best friend? No, no.
Fuck Psy. He's doing his own gag dance style.
Yeah, I do my own three. Everybody know Korea.
Welcome. I dress you once a week this time right don't you think and then some music right i don't know anyway so that's why i'm losing weight for hawk toa not just that not just hawk toa it's just like you know people are saying now that i'm fat i don't like it look at me you're not fat i am no you're not no you're not no you're not fat you are the shape you're supposed to be fat i just don't feel good about myself well i want you to feel good that's it because i love you all right i mean that's enough said so i'm going to try this out you should feel good about yourself without the Ozempic is what I'm trying to say.
Because that's a negative place to be.

If that's what you think it's going to take to get you to a good place with yourself.

But it has been working for people.

But what does that mean?

Does it work for a peer or just a physical?

Because this needs to change too.

You need to-

Oh, here we go.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are we doing?

Well, there's a bunch of people on the internet that talk about the psychology of Ozempic.

These people also need- You should be prescribed a therapist and Ozempic. Don't puke.
Sorry, sorry. Please.
You should have therapy with Ozempic. It should be required because this needs to change too.
What is this, your brain? No, I'm talking about your temples. Yeah, your fucking brain.
Because when you do, there's so much in this area, skull,al Hair follicles Is that where this name comes from Temple Because of Asians In my temple The mind is your temple This is my temple Oh that's good Is that where that came from Maybe Does it work with black voice Do it It's my corner store My corner store It's my corner store yeah wow by the way that's funny that this look I have nothing negative to say about the kid I don't know the girl I think I think things like this in this culture do this thing to you where you're like I wanna be a certain way so I'm perceived fuck that fuck that it wasn't that so a year ago maybe eight months ago um i know i don't want to say her name but i know a comic there was a little rotund and i hadn't seen her a while and i saw her at the comedy store and you were like jealous what's going on you have a new workout routine she goes nah ozimpic baby like what is it and she just explained it to me i was like oh can anybody get it well you've heard about it in the zeitgeist of the world no I because this is like a year ago before it was hot yeah so I didn't know about it she kind of told me what and she goes it was a diabetes medication that now it helps with curving appetite did you go to see your general doctor I did and then so do they do they have monitoring you and stuff like that yes they i just didn't know how to use the thing the pen i think i did twice yeah don't do that yeah yeah you got to be careful dude yeah i mean you can seriously people have gotten really you if you overdose on that stuff like you take too much of it it can fuck you up you're it did fuck me up well i mean you could get you could be hospitalized you're lucky there was one point where at like three in the morning i was heaving so hard and nothing was coming out. I hate that feeling.
I know that like, I thought my spine was going to snap. Your assistant called me yesterday and she thought you were dead.
Oh, that's right. Well, that has to do with you not communicating with her ever either.
I know, but she thought she, and then what's so funny when I finally called her, she was weeping. You're alive.
That's cute. It is cute.
I go, shut the fuck up or you're getting fired. Or something like that.
That's how you say goodbye. Yeah, no, I said, stop it.
I'm not gonna die. Right.
I was so worried about you. Yeah, she's like, who's gonna pay me to really not do your calendar? But she was, yeah, so she called you.
Yeah, she kept calling me, but I was still asleep So I got like A lot of missed calls From her Wow I love that she wouldn't call me Love that Yeah I don't think she has your number She does I communicate with her When we're trying to do shit with you She has everybody's number Oh she does Okay We've talked all Do this though Do Are you First of all Before I do this Are you Okay with this That it was epic thing Or do you not like that he's doing it? See? No, I don't like it. Listen to her.
Nobody likes that. The youth knows.
Tell him he's good just the way he is. You're good just the way you are.
Well, tell that girl that I, that's effective. Why are you listening to her? Why are you listening to her? Look up celebrities who lost a lot of weight.
Jesse Plemons. He looks great.

He looks fucking great.

All right, but that was natural maybe.

No, let's see Jesse Plemons.

Stars have spoken about Ozempic.

Okay, here we go.

All right.

Oh, you could be like Fat Joe.

Now though.

Look, he looks great.

But fat's in his name. I don't care.

How do you sell yourself as Skinny Joe?

Middle Joe.

Skinny Joe?

Sounds like a local crackhead.

There goes Skinny Joe.

Okay.

Cut out Middle Joe. That wasn't even funny.
That made That made no sense Cut out that joke Kathy Bates look All right Bella Thorne she didn't do it Look at her Ashley Benson I know Ashley She's a sweet girl Ice Spice big fan of Ice Spice She did it Hold on stop I want to see her quote I wish y'all never learned the word Ozempic Like, that's hot. She's a sweet girl.
Ice Spice. Big fan of Ice Spice.
She did it? Hold on, stop. I want to see her quote.
I wish y'all never learned the word Ozempic. That's one thing I wish.
Oh my God. Like what even is Ozempic? What the fuck is that? Genuinely, what is that? Like you lazy ass bitches never heard of a gym? It's called the gym.
It's called- Oh, are they denying it? Healthy. It's called being on tour.
Like what the hell? Like maybe if I was sitting home all day, it would be easier to stay big.

And by the way, it says during X Spaces chat.

Nacy Gray.

That's all I'll take for example today.

I want to lose some weight by tomorrow that was so good wait what is that fancy hold on Candy Burris I don't know who that is she spells her name wrong Spence Dog wait so no no these people Carlos that's Stars Who Spoke about Ozempic God you gotta get gotta get a hold. Callie Bates was clearly on it.
I know, dude, but the other six weren't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get to the ones that have been on it. Oprah, huge one.
What about the girl that since you've been gone? I can't breathe for the first time. Callie Clarkson.
Yeah. She revealed during an episode of her talk show when speaking with Whoopi Goldberg that she's

taking a drug to help her lose weight.

Yep.

She needed it.

She just said everyone thinks it's Ozempic.

It's not.

She says it right there.

Yeah, because there's offshoots, not Modero.

There's other ones.

Modelo?

There are other ones that are like that.

Does Modelo make an offshoot like an offshoot?

I don't know.

Hey, you want to lose weight, bro?

Yeah, yeah.

Drink a strata.

Wait, wait. Amy Schumer.
It didn't help with her face, though, did it? All right. The enzipping hit the body.
Wait, what is- It doesn't go to the face. Did she get it? Uh-huh.
Schumer confirmed she did try Oz Epic like a year ago. She stopped because of the side effects.
Mmm. I got sick all the time.
See? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
Keep going. These people are going to- Yeah.
Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah.
Yeah.berg yeah yeah she got it for diabetes different okay i mean you might have diabetes but oh tracy i walk into the doctor i say yo give me that weight loss pills give me that shit that make people look skinny. I want that shit.

And I ain't let it go he's the fucking yeah that one yeah sharon yeah i had to lose the weight yeah do her now heather heather gay i i love what osepik is doing for me is that what she? I have no idea. I don't know who that is.
Yeah. Anyway.
Chelsea. Well, look, you're going to be in this list.
Bobby Lee will make it up there, but it's going to change the dynamic of this show. You're right.
Remember when Piscopo got in shape? Ruined his entire comedy career. Right.
Joe Piscopo, do you guys even know who that is? Yeah, so no. Well, was very funny Rudy He got jacked And then People didn't want to Fuck with him anymore I'll tell you a real story Joe Piscopo If I may Please When I was doing open mics When I was living in At La Jolla There was a guy That used to come down from LA He was a fat kid Right And he was funny We did open mics together His name was Eric Edwards And all of a sudden Griffin you mean No Loaded So um And all of a sudden he got two movies Big ones He got Blade What? Yeah He plays the fat blob in Blade.
It says that on the breakdown. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fat blob. Fat blob.
Fat blob. The fat blob in Blade.
Oh, I know this guy. Okay, go to images, the fat blob.
Wait, haven't I met this guy? Go to third, yeah. He got that.
Sick. Right? Wow.
All right, and then he got Sergeant Bilko, the Steve Martin movie. That's it.
Go to Sergeant Bilko, Eric Edwards. I know this guy, though.
I feel like I've met him. Right? So go to any, yeah.
Wow. Go down here with Steve Martin down there, the third row.
Third row, first one. So that's Eric Edwards.
That's when I met him, right? Then he lost 200 pounds. Wow.
I never saw him again. All that weight made him disappear.
Now, what does Eric Edwards look like now? There, right there. Yeah, right there.
Look at a healthy guy. Healthy.
Same thing with Bob. And he's so talented, so funny, great guy.
But typecast Hollywood. Right.
People like you because you're this affable, round, beautiful Asian man. If you got.
Oh, no. Dude, when I was on Matt TV and on my third and fourth, I was skinny.
But you weren't funny back then. see you're funny now i see i'm funny now i'm funnier now much yeah you're the funniest you've ever been okay okay i would argue right now in your career is the funniest you've ever been yeah you think it has is equivalent to the fat there's a connection i mean i'm not saying it's i'm i'm just saying yeah what do do you think? You think it's the fat? A little bit.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
So it's over. I just don't know.
I don't know if it's a good idea. Have you talked to your manager about this? No one likes it.
Yeah, no one, see? Yeah, no one likes it. Okay, so here's the other thing.
Uh-oh. Do the trial, do the six, whatever it is, weeks.
Yeah, let's let the audience, they'll see me lose weight. Let's see what the audience says.
Wow, they're going to support you. They're going to love you no matter what.
No, I don't know. Some of them, they're very vocal.
They're going to turn on you. They're very vocal.
Because you take Ozempic, they'll turn? Yeah, they might. So let's just see what the audience says.
Okay. I mean, you know, because I'm going to be on it during Australia.
When we're playing Down down under you're going to be still taking yeah yeah wow yeah so you know look good bye bye get out there mate yeah i mean i'm excited to see if it helps you but i don't love it i don't love it either pal then why are you doing i don't know yeah it's because of women. You know that.
That's women. These women got to your head.
No, it's not that.

You've always been so secure and so self-assured. But now that you're this single, it's women.
Outside voices are doing this to you. Because what I notice now, and this is the truth, is you factor in your age.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.
And it affects it. Affects what? Just dating in general.
You know it's in their mind. Yeah.
You know so it's like and then you know you go to Raya and all the hot 35 year olds they're in fucking Belize you know what I mean? On a white sandy beach. No that's just a vacation photo.
You think they don't live there? They don't live there, buddy. They seem like they live there.
They're so relaxed on the beach and stuff, right? I love that I think your Raya photos are just every room in your house. Yeah.
None of them are anywhere else. Yeah, that's where mine are.
That's where I live. Yeah, yeah.
So I don't know, but maybe you're right. I just think if it's going to make you happy fine I support it but I don't think it's going to Here's what I my goal If you want to hear my goal You want your wiener to look bigger What the fuck dude That has nothing to do with it Ask Carlos He wants to stay skinny because it makes his penis look bigger.
I know, but you know, I have boyfriend size. Huh? Somebody said I had boyfriend size penis.
I thought you said boysen. I was like boysen.
Not boysen. You have boysenberry? For flavor.
You're the boysenberry of penises? Yeah. You have boyfriend cock.
Yeah. It's small? No.
That's what I mean. Reliable.
No, it's reliable. It's like perfect.
It's a Honda Civic. Civic yeah but also like lowered it's it's very low it's a rice racket it's very low yeah yeah yeah but but I can here's the thing I think that once I find somebody that I I'm in love with like we saw Nicky there today you know he's got he's got a girl that he likes you know what I mean yeah I just want to meet somebody that I like that you know I hang saw Nikki there today.
He's got a girl that he likes.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I just want to meet somebody that I like,

that I hang out with all the time,

and then maybe I'll, you know.

Okay.

Yeah, that's all.

Now, what about this?

What if a girl falls in love with you

when you get skinny,

and then you get fat again?

I mean, you get regular again.

Because what you do is,

then you put in the hooks.

Yeah. You know, then then, you know.
Financial. That's it.
Right. Oh, are you looking for a sugar mom? No, no, no.
What I'm saying is that, Carlos is what I'm saying, right? Just little subtle things like, yeah, you don't need a job. Really? Yeah.
You don't need a job. Okay they become dependent right right but then that's two years later hey baby you can't leave how are you gonna eat and survive smart yeah so that's my That so that's my goal.
If you can do it with or without it. The guy from the Big Ed guy, he got engaged after, I think, 24 hours.
Big Ed? They canceled it after 72, after that. That's so...
He's alone now. I love that guy.
He's the best. Didn't we have on no he'll for a second tiger belly we were trying

to get him on here and he was six so like not engaged yeah like he's not he's not engaged anymore yeah but he's also together a little full of it right in my mind i'm like full of what full of what just a little bit like i'm a star did you make any neck jokes no you didn't do like i've had it up to here with you no look at him head and shoulders yeah knees and also sand shoulders knees and toes if he was just a head here and then a set of knees with feet and that face but he's probably super famous in san diego too that's where he lives i guess yeah i mean what do you get you guys. i mean i don't know what they throw at him but i'm sure yeah they say hi when they see him now he's funny man i like him a lot actually i we wanted him on when he dies god's gonna go we forgot to give you this my neck we're sorry sorry we didn't put this we were just having a rush day.
Yeah. I can't believe we put that order out.
Hey, it's on the ticket. What the fuck? You forgot.
We'll give it to him later. Yeah.
Nice guy. Nice guy.
That clip of him and that Filipino chick is the funniest clip on it. He's like, you're my best view.
She's like, you see that that's fucking that is rudy jules and that i seriously every time i watch that show i was always like that's rudy he's dating this guy that's rudy yeah yeah that's a hundred percent your face and she's very pretty i like the view You do? Yes. You're my best view.

Meh.

That's you, dude.

Meh.

That's 100% something she would say.

If a guy said something corny to her,

you would say it.

You'd go, eh.

No.

Meh.

Meh. That's my new thing.

Meh.

Yeah.

Meh.

Meh.

Yeah.

Did you like my set?

Meh.

Meh. Meh.
There was a thing I wanted you to try. I was going to text you this morning.
I was on the couch. It's like this universal thing on TikTok where people call their cats.
And apparently they're like, you know, like if you've never instructed, you need to instruct your dog to sit, stay, whatever, lay down. But like, you know, cats are pretty indignant.
They don't want to fucking hear it from you. But there was people on the internet have found out that if you make this sound cats will come to you if you go like meow it's like a it's like a weird little i'm not kidding it's like a noise i want to memorize it go ahead playing the sound yeah that's the one playing the sound makes your cat come to you or something that's it look.
Dude, you got to play that sound. Let's see if I can do it.
You, dude, I want you to... Will you test this out at home? Let me say something, okay? Yeah.
This is bullshit. What do you mean? The internet never lies.
No. Because I went and downloaded the Cat Sounds app.

And there's millions of them.

Right?

Sure.

There's even like cougars.

You know what I mean?

And they come.

Okay.

Cougars.

Fighting.

But cats, what's going on?

Right?

It's not just that sound.

All right.

I guarantee you.

You know what?

It's so funny.

I don't have cats.

I don't know.

I'm going to download the app again. And do it.
And I'm going to tape it. i'm gonna tape it i'm gonna tape it because i want to see it because that's bullshit okay i want to see you know that yeah yeah yeah by the way did you feed my dog sausages last night yeah you did yeah you fucker yeah the amount of shit like four of them it was so much shit he loves me that guy it's a it's a girl whatever no it was it was it was runny but also it was runny and solid i mean it was everything people have must have been feeding because so much your dog right is a little user every every animal every pet is this dog he came up to me it's a girl whatever she came up to me went all right and i went and she just ran away And she went to the next guy

Well you had nothing for her

Except what I'm saying is that he's fickle

She's not fickle, what's the word?

Transactionary

Transactionary

Transactional

She came up to you and she was like

You're not gonna eat me

No that's not what it was

Yeah he did pick up my dog and get it near the oven and goes. Can we talk about your party? Yeah.
Happy birthday, by the way. Thanks, man.
What a great party. And, you know, I'm sitting outside, if I may, express myself.
Whatever you want. Okay? Yeah.
First of all, I have to say, and I don't want to start a fight with you, but I'm about to. Sounds like you're an ocd freakazoid right it's just like any crumb yeah like i was sitting in his right swipe you know come on dude use the plate right put a diet coke on the table what about a coaster man right and you're just all around your place doing that right and then like can i smoke in your backyard no you smoke out No, smoke out front.
That's when I went, nah, I'm smoking in your backyard. It's a fucking party.
And I had everyone smoke back there. Do you see that? It was just you and one other guy.
No, no, it wasn't. It was five people smoking back.
Well, the other people respectfully smoked away from everybody. That's not true.
The reason I said don't smoke, I have a validation for all this. The reason I said don't smoke back, there were a few people had their babies or kids were there.
Oh, the it's respectful also this and then also i'm gonna and also okay yeah put it on a coaster that's what the coasters are there for what happens three years old what happens just because it's a party doesn't it's not at my house what happens if i don't put it on the coaster what happens what are the consequences ring oh you get a Yeah, I don't want rings on the table. Get a new table.

Rich guy.

Rich, spoiled guy.

Went to your house.

Pretty rich. Rich guy.

Pretty rich guy, dude.

And the only reason that stuff was nice

is because I don't have you over on.

I'll tell you another thing, pal.

And by the way, Crumbs,

have you ever seen an adult-

Who gives a fuck?

Have you ever seen an adult

eat a plate of food

and spill half of it on the table?

Me.

You're 53.

You think I do it by accident?

I purposely put it out there.

I know.

I can tell.

He wasn't doing that all over the party.

He was in doing that around you. Just around me.
Thank you so much. You saw.
Here's another thing. Didn't spill once any of these guys, by the way.
Yeah. Not once.
Also, these guys are the worst at parties. Okay, well, I'm not going to fight you on that.
We're going to huddle together in the corner of the house and not talk to anybody. No, they weren't.
I didn't know the drop of that. And then when a celebrity went back in, I'd see these guys, hey, man, how's it going? And they're like, oh, I'm fine.
And just dead. Stopped.
Wow. Right? And then they would just move on.
Oh, my God. It was sad to watch.
There was a celebrity there, and you mentioned his famous dad to me, and he heard us from across the party. Exactly.
That's the way to do it. He heard the movie you mentioned.
Yeah, that's the way you do it. that's the way to do it he heard the movie yeah that's the way that's the way to do it fucking ding dong here's another thing but i am proud of you by the way no alcohol no drugs you're still staying sober and i know that's hard that's why brother but when you have a party right you don't form and everyone knows this it's in the handbook you don't form a power circle what are you talking about do you know what i'm saying when i say that i think so yeah exactly he doesn't know yes he does i'm gonna ask him to make him explain it explain me the power circle the most famous people are all together exactly who's that oh so i'm outside i'm basically a host of the fucking party at this point right i'm talking to everyone out there you yes no for sure I was the life of the party back there I was killing it please I looked through the window he did it too and we were duo and I'm going to give him the credit he's much stronger than you at a party you're more wacky and he's more funny you're more unpredictable Stop.
I'm still not going to give him the credit. He's much stronger than you at a party.
No, because he wears people out. You're more wacky and he's more funny.

All right.

Well, you know what?

You're more unpredictable.

I'm still not going to stop with this power circle business.

Well, here's the deal.

You're more unpredictable.

Right.

All right. So now I look out inside the house, right?

And I see three men side by side like this in a power circle.

There's no room to get in. A triangle.
A triangle. Right? Of sadness.
A triangle of sadness. Thank you so much.
Yeah. It's Andrew, right? Charlie Day and Scott Kahn in a fucking triangle of sadness.
Sounds like... And guess what I did.
Sounds like little Zempick boy is a little jealous that he wasn't invited. Oh, no.
What did I do?

It sounds like little Zempic boy wanted to smoke cigarettes.

No one invited me to the triangle.

It could be a square.

That's what it is, you fucking bitch.

Yeah, exactly.

All right, we'll just say that's what it is.

Don't concrete triangles.

I'm talking to my friends at my house.

Right.

I'm talking to my friends.

Right, but you guys formed one, and then guess what I did?

I walked in...

You formed shit. You naturally stand in a fucking pattern pattern you stand near people when you talk to them and i talk to everybody there's no gaps not for you not for you so guess what i did mine i broke it up you did you came by i came by and i go enough of this triangle bullshit yeah and what happened they all laughed yeah they laughed they loved it yeah and then you were.
That's all you have to do is just stick your head in there, bud. Yeah, but you know what I mean? These fuckers can't interrupt a power circle.
Well, no, they don't belong. They know that.
What are you guys doing there? Laughing at your jokes. Someone's got it.
The last thing I want to say. Yeah.
It was the saddest thing to say all night. Okay, at your party.
Number one, as parties go. It wasn't party.
It was a get together. I loved it.
It was a get together. You've never been invited to a get together like that.
Get together right. That's not a party.
Party's like crazy. It's a get together.
Yeah. McCone went to a party later that night.
Right. And how many dogs do you have? I don't know.
How many dogs do you have? Being real. I don't know.
You have one, right? Yeah.

Yeah.

You have two.

McCone.

Because what I saw through the window is everywhere you were, he's right behind you.

He does follow.

Yeah, yeah.

And he does whack.

He's my shadow.

He does whack.

Yeah.

He's my little shadow. You would, honestly, dude, have you sucked his penis?

Yet.

It's so sad to watch. Tell him.
It's so sad to watch. He's just at your beck and call.
All right. Yeah.
Let's get there. You want to get there? I want to be there.
Okay, here we go. You ready? Yeah.
Here it is. I don't have any children.
I probably never have children. Oh we go with this sad story.
I probably will never have children. Oh.
And guess what? I get to feel like a brother and a father to McCone. Sit with that.
That hurts. Who? Who does that hurt? You.
How does that hurt me? It's sad. It's beautiful.
I mean, it's a beautiful thing. He's- The way that this is your daughter sister yeah that little fuck bag is my son brother she doesn't give a shit about me this one the fuck she loves you i do she loves you to death all right you're right tell him you're right you're right you're right you're right but isn't he like a dad brother to you yeah that's my son brother okay it's thing now do you get it and you give her the world you gave her your fucking car money place to live job everything she would ask for you would give it to her wouldn't you you wouldn't even think twice twice yeah my son okay enough said thank you yeah do andrew are you the cool guy no yeah yeah dude thank you let me say something i know you're my daughter you know what because i was thinking the same thing and i was too afraid to say it and let me answer let me answer that question on his behalf okay yes bobby shows up Jules, he is the cool guy every and everyone claps him in like it's a sitcom bobby is the guy i am the um you know what i am a sitcom what were you wearing uh what were you wearing for your birthday party it wasn't a birthday party gathering I was wearing a traditional German outfit.

Yeah.

So who's the sitcom you you dude somehow even me in costume isn't it as wacky as you walking into my house no here's another thing the funniest part me in costume isn't as wackadoo as you walking in half jacket off hey what's good you drape your legs over the chair like it's a like you're in a fucking movie set you're so fucking funny you live in space you don't you don't know it we love it but you live in space you don't exist you float you float you're you are the cool guy okay i'm you know what i'm'm Phil Jackson. From the Lakers? Yeah.
Oh. I'm the coach.
Okay. The coach.
I organize. I get great talent.
I organize. I like to, I'm particular.
Yeah. And you're Dennis Rodney.
You missed a joke there. What? I said from the Lakers, and you said, no, the orthodontist or something.
Oh, sorry. Do it again.
Do it again. Try Jackson You mean the Lakers coach Yes That's funnier that way I'm Phil Jackson you're Dennis Rodman Okay Unpredictable phenomenally talented Fun Bring up Dennis Rodman I know who he is But I mean for the viewers he doesn't know who the fuck that is do you know who dennis rodman is no look at him they used to call him the worm that's bob is that bobby if bobby was a basketball player would this be him he looks cool he does he's cool dude my point you're making my point he paints his nails before anybody else did it he got tattoos he wore dresses to press conferences he went to north k North Korea to hang out with Kim Jong-un.
With Bobby Lee. He hung out

with Bobby Lee up there, according to Hakatua. Yeah.

Did y'all see that video

of Dennis Rodman hanging with Bobby Lee

in North Korea? Okay, you know what my favorite

meme of this was? What?

Because Dennis Rodman really went to North Korea,

right? So there's a meme where

a general is

talking to Kim Jong-un, and Kim Jong-un is going,

what do you mean that's not Barack Obama?

That's so funny. It's a funny Thank you.
A general is talking to Kim Jong-un, and Kim Jong-un is going, what do you mean that's not Barack Obama?

That's so funny.

It's a funny meme.

The fact that they kicked it is wild.

Yeah, yeah.

That's great.

That is really funny.

The internet is undefeated.

Undefeated, yeah.

What's been going on in your little life,

I want to know.

You got some news to tell us?

I've just had my first ever hot sub in a class.

Ooh, remember the hot sub? No. When a substitute teacher came? Oh, I thought you meant a sandwich.
Yeah. Hey.
Like a spicy sandwich. I know you remember those.
I do. I love hot subs.
I've seen every time we pass a Jimmy John's, this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So a hot substitute teacher. Yeah, but he's white and old.
No. Oh, my God.
He was so hot. He was buff, smart.
He's a chemistry professor. Oh, wow.
And then if you, you know, would you? Yeah. Did the other? You didn't even finish.
I think she got it. Okay.
Yeah. Did the other girls, did you talk to about him? No, they don't like older guys.
Right, and you like old guys. I like, well, him, because he was so smart.
And then he was just wearing like a normal shirt, but his arms were like buff, buff. How old do you think is old? How old do you think he was? 40 plus.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's us. I know.
We're old chemistry teams. So, but this guy was a hot guy.
Yeah. Would you ever flirt with him?

No, but I never talked to anyone in school,

but I made an attempt to say,

bye, professor, thank you.

What's his last name?

We'll blank it out.

Just professor what?

I forgot.

Well, he's a substitute.

I just remember Dr. Ruiz.

Dr. Ruiz?

Ruiz. Oh, how about this?

This is a great idea for a movie.

What? A college co-ed falls in love with her professor right but it's a sub she realizes what if she never gets to see him again so she kills her main teacher so the sub becomes permanent wow that's a fucking great idea I didn't know that once the teacher's dead, they just, the first sub, isn't there like. We're going to.
Well, since the last guy was just here, just hire him. I don't think that works.
It sounds like a 90s comedy. That is what would happen.
In a 90s comedy, they'd be like, well, Mr. Ruiz, I mean, you are here and we don't know where she's gone missing.
Oh, I see. Can you keep teaching for the week? Right.
And he becomes permanent. Right.

But then they fall in love, right?

One night, they get together.

They go out to dinner.

You know, I shouldn't do this because you're my student.

Yeah.

And although you're an adult.

No, I got a better idea.

Hold on.

Okay.

Although you're an adult.

Can I get in the writer's room here?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm too old for you.

We shouldn't do this because you're my student and I'm the teacher.

Yeah.

And she admits over a glass of wine. Yeah.
I killed Mrs. What was the first one? The original one.
Pickleson. What was her name? Barbara Pickleson.
I killed. Arcelon.
Arcelon. Barbara Pickleson.
Pickleson so much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop fucking up the writer. Stop fucking it up.
And so, and then he goes, so now he's indicted. He knows that she killed Barbara Pickleson.
Right. And they need to dispose of the body together.
That's the adventure is i gotta i'm gonna throw in another layer give it if i may please he he finds out about barbara nick pickkelson right right right and he's okay with it he loves it right but then she's still in school right he no longer works there right which he didn't get the no no no you're you're new the guy right he'd be sick so they have a new sub a new sub A new sub? He's hotter Oh no! Yeah, he's even hotter than the one, right? Fuck! We're talking about like, you know This is like Brad Pitt? No, the fucking Elvis, what's his name? Butler, Austin Butler Austin Butler, dude I like Jacob Elordi We'll cast it Jacobuardia. Jacob LaGuardia.
Yeah, LaGuardia Airport. And that's the new...
Jacob LaGuardia Airport. And that's the new substitute.
Mr. LaGuardia.
Now, right, she doesn't know what to do. What do you do? Who do you gotta kill? Ruiz.
Yeah, Luke, you kill Ruiz. Ruiz has gotta go because you want LaGuardia, but LaGuardia is not into it.
Here's the hook at the end. Oh, no.
Yeah, here's the hook at the end I know what it is What is it Barbara Pickleson's not dead She's not dead She's not dead She's not dead You thought you fucking killed her Yeah You left her for dead But She was buried She was She dug herself out She does No she does a kill bill thing Yes yes Right Like wait Right She Like a zombie Yes yes Gets out of of there right pickleson comes back she's like getting going to a diner the return of miss pickleson dude that's part two that's so good right we got to make this a two-parter write this right right this fucking movie all right so ruiz right yeah she kills ruiz she hits on the other side guardia Gay He's gay Gay. He's gay.
He's full-blown gay. Of course he's gay.
Right. So now what do you do? You try to flip him, don't you? You flip him, dude.
I can be the beard. You can be a beard.
Beard. But did the beard ever get laid? The beard never gets laid.
Not even like sucking his dick. No, you can't suck his dick.
No, because he doesn't like that. Yeah, he doesn't like it.
He might let you watch Carlos suck his dick. But because you're the beard, it has no physical attraction.
just for public show Maybe he's not gay What if I do That's a harder Thing to get around I like the gay thing I know LaGuardia is gay And get this What She tries to flip him Yeah So then Trans Oh right She becomes a trans man For LaGuardia Yeah I'm a guy now Flip flop Flip flop We can name it Flip flop the terminal two What Anyway that's a pretty good premise There's something about it There's something about it That the sub comes So the sub comes in Yeah What if you never But you don't know if he'll ever be back You might never see him Can the next sub be a sandwich? That's the third installment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's like Godfather 3.

Parmesan, you know what I mean?

Like a meatball.

Okay, Claire.

Hey, how you doing?

Maybe he's Italian.

How you doing?

I'm a fucking meatball sandwich.

That's your cameo in the movie.

I mean, actually, I have to be in it.

That's your cameo.

How you doing?

Yeah, okay, good.

That's great.

So how did I become a walking meatball sandwich?

We got to explain that. That's a question our fans have been asking about you for a long time In the movie how do we explain it We have to explain it I don't know How did he become a walking meatball sandwich Well he can be trans meatball Trans meatball Oh I see So what you're saying to me is this, right? I'm a human, right? You're always a human.
I'm always human, right? But I identify as meatball sandwich. Yes.
My pronouns are meat. Right.
And ball. I go to Korea because they're good at surgery, right? Right.
And I make my balls much bigger. Yes.
Like meatballs. Huge meatballs.
Right. And they always have marinara on them all the time.
Right. And I come up with, I don't think the skin should be the breading.
Well, you already have. I should have a jacket.
You're a big piece of cheese. I think I have a jacket.
You're a big piece of cheese. That looks like bread.
You're a big piece of cheese. Like a baguette, like a baguette.
You're a big piece of cheese. No, the inner clothing is the cheese.
Oh, okay. I get it.
For wardrobe and stuff, I don't want to get into CGI. I get it.
Right, right. We have to save some money.
Right. So the jacket is like a baguette.
Right? And then I have inner clothes that look like cheese, but I pull out my meatballs. Your meatballs.
Your meatballs. Right? And I put fucking like red sauce on it.
And you identify as a meatball sauce. Yeah, yeah.
I'm your new sub. You don't think we can make this movie? He's your brand new sub.
Sandwich that is. Wow.
His balls are in his hand. He's like, remember, test tomorrow.
Well, I hope this guy comes back. I hope he comes back back But the main professor He's also really hot He's brown And his name is Professor When you say brown How brown? Like brown brown Okay Like poo? Yeah Close to me Okay And he has like a long beard Oh You know what that means? What? He's a long face I think you're in love With just all your professors I like older Yeah This is just because you like It doesn't even matter who they are You just like the idea That someone who's knowledgeable And is really smart Really smart Oh you like bright guys Bright guys Yeah Interesting But aren't you Are you still dating that guy? Yeah And he's really smart He is smart.
He's a sweetheart. Do you tell him about the crush on the professor?

And he's like, go talk to them.

He encourages me.

So he's cocking.

Would he cock?

I don't know, but he says, go talk to them.

He's a real sweetheart, that guy.

I really like him a lot.

Promotional of her of getting with a new guy, it sounds like.

Yeah.

I mean, one time he just waited out here for hours to pick you up.

Yeah.

I've seen him wait for six hours for you

Oh my god

Yeah what a guy

Really?

Yeah one time I was hanging out with my friends

And he picked me up and then dropped me off with my friends

And he just waited for me to be done

How long?

Like four hours

He just waited in the car?

Yeah

He's a serial killer

I know dude no

And I'm gonna defend him

I'm teasing

I know but that's what's lost with us new men

Thank you. in the car yeah he's a serial killer i know dude no and i'm gonna defend him i'm teasing i know but that's what's lost with us new men is what everyone in this room is that kind of chivalry my father would have never waited in the car for four hours for my mom what are you talking about well that's she he lost it too then no it didn't exist this is a this is unusual nobody waits in a car for four hours while they're hanging in the 1700s 1700s, no guy was on a horse.
No, he took a walk. He took a walk.
But he still went around the neighborhood. I'll be back to get you later.
He'd just go fuck off to the bar and then he'd come back. Oh, I see.
That's what you would do. He would go to a bar maybe.
Yeah, he went to eat. I bet you I know where he went.
To a boba place. No.
He loves that shit. Not like that.
He loves that shit. Milk tea.
I bet you he went and got the food but came back just in case you wanted to leave early. He ate it in his car.
Yeah, he doesn't even eat in the restaurant. Yeah, but...
All this is is he loves you. I'm teasing because I'm sure he's sweet, but he loves you.
That's all. Can I ask a real question? Yeah.
I think that's what... Would I ever be able to meet a woman where I'm willing to do that no I think there is somebody out there that I'm willing to do that Bobby yeah you're late to the show you think you're gonna wait for a girl for five hours time for you is not that thing you did that with Atikalai you drove to Long Beach oh yeah and not only that And not only that, one time I drove all the way.
Here's the worst I did for her. Best you did.
The best I made. Yeah.
It was the worst. Okay.
And you're not going to believe this. And this is truth.
Yeah, what is it? Okay. They call me and they go, can you get us Coachella tickets? Right? Remember that? Yeah.
So then I had to, and I go, I'm not going. So I had to pay so pay so much yeah they're expensive as shit no but through caa oh you got them from the agent so i got backstage i got bip i got the whole fucking thing bip right and i spent thousands of dollars i know i know exactly right and you didn't even so the day of coachella i get woken up i thought they were leaving and colina goes there's a problem i go what you have to be there to pick up the tickets that we'll call stop because i'm gonna get pissed off you drove to coachella and then drove back hours in the desert and drove and also it's coachella so there's traffic the whole way the whole way right Both ways I had to get out of the fucking car Wait in line Nope Maybe Get their tickets And I go have fun ladies You drove 144 miles Just to get them a ticket To come right back Yeah How long is that In LA Two and a half hours Exactly They're about five hours And ladies If you're listening to me right now, that's what I'm willing to do.
Used to.

No, I would do it now. You'll do that now.

I would never in a million years. You would,

I think. If my wife was like, hey, you need to be there for the tickets.
I'll go, don't.

No. You would do it.
No, you guys.

Because the alternative. I'd say,

you know what? I'll drive you to Hollywood Park. You can go watch

the horses race.

No. The alternative.
If you went

out of your way, you spent all this money. It's also Beyonce was playing yeah it's all you know i mean you you would do it no i mean you went right who went who went yeah right and you all had a good time huh yeah yeah did you spend a dime you spent a dime did you yeah me here i would have right i would and that's the kind of shit You should remember That's right Anyway Log it in So what I'm saying is Is that I'm willing to do it To go that extra yard I would do that I think you would do it too I would do it But I would make Here's the thing I made a stink Trust me I complained the whole time Big stink I'm stinking I'm stinking The windows have to be down I'm stinking I'm stinking the whole ride And I do this thing I do this thing Where where i'll get real quiet you know and then we pull into a gas station yeah and then you ask me you know you're you're you're you're my wife or whatever and you ask me what am i getting inside right oh yeah guess it right here why are you stopping what are you gonna get inside then walk inside just a little nasal breath walk inside hold on you gotta do it again holy shit that was such good but that's that's the stink i pull yeah if i'm driving you fucking you would do a inner sigh right and not even that don't even need it that's it yeah that's it but see i would have gone the casino out there you know i like i like to play little cards i by a casino.
Yeah. I would have stopped by a casino.
Or you would have done one of your moves. Golf? No.
Like you did on the tour when you got all mad. Yeah.
And you went, I'm going to go to a bar during the day and drink myself to death. Well, I didn't die.
I know, but you did that. Remember when you were mad? It was Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.
Yeah. I love that place.
Yeah. By the way, I bought half of the bar of their dinners.
Yeah. So what I'm saying is- Everyone was- I was so fucking happy when I got there and away from you guys that literally every young couple at the bar, I was like, what did they have? They invited their whole thing.
I bought everyone's debt. Was that a long time? No, it seemed like a long time ago.
I think it was. Almost a year.
Wow. No.
A year. It was over a year.
Over a year. What the fuck am I saying? Wow, wow, wow, wow.
God, it doesn't feel like that does it no i mean what i'm saying is i'm willing to i want to meet somebody that i'm at least willing to do that for i think you will but i do think the problem is you're quite known what does that mean well then it's i would imagine it's hard being as famous as you are meeting a girl who doesn't expect stuff from you I love that one we have the merch competition from the fans we got a bunch yeah we have 15 here 15 of the top ones you guys picked exactly okay let's go to the first one Satchel Freiberger I love that one Hitler loved him too This is Come here Freiberger What do you think of that one? This is cool Yeah because she's in the middle No Yeah yeah No It's pretty creepy I like that it looks like it was done on school paper Yeah it's pretty cool looking What's the name of that stuff? Why can't I say that? I got a notebook Yeah but yeah but what is it called the paper notebook let's move on yeah you know what i mean but you know what i'm talking about there's no we don't let's move on the boys nodded i do like that one this one i like too that's cool that's gavin reyes shout out to him is that imitating is this is this a halloween themed no no oh no what some of them kind of ended up being Halloween themed. Because of the time of the year.
Okay, okay. But this, is that imitating a certain kind of art? Is that where we're on the bottom of Turtle Island, I imagine? Yes.
I love, wait, wait, zoom in on my arm there. You got a Mad TV? He's got your tattoo? Dude, he put the Mad TV tattoo on there.
And the comedy's got one. And Steve.
That's insane. And Steve.
And Steve, that's incredible. And he has the one on your right arm and you can barely see it Yeah that's incredible detail I really like that a lot Okay let's go next one Stephen Lee McLaughlin Okay zoom in Yeah you look like George W.
Bush there Come on over here Bobby Yeah yeah Zoom please so what's that on his other arm yeah a tumor no oh i know what it is i'm your underdeveloped siamese twin oh my god that's great yeah yeah that's what it is i do like my teeth those are pretty accurate yeah i like that a lot it's fucking i really like that it is really that kind of pretty that that's what my teeth look like

all jagged

Pablo Serrano

so that was

oh wow I like that one

that's cute that is so cute

that one on the top right is really good

I think that right now is

that's a top runner

let's see the next shirt so he just put these on shirts

oh that's cool

they're like rap shirts like street rap shirts

that's cool thank you Pablo like rap shirts, like street rap shirts. Yeah.
That's cool. Thank you, Pablo Serrano.
Pretty cool. And this is a Yomar.
A whole presentation. Yomar Cabala.
Oh, he has a whole. Oh, that's got like a, was it? Taco Cabana kind of vibe.
Taco Cabana? The restaurant? Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah.

Do the right thing almost.

He's talking about, yeah, he's talking about-

Spike Lee move.

Spike Lee.

Yeah, do the right thing.

Yeah.

That's great.

Thank you.

Let's go to the bottom.

Thank you, Jomar.

That's cool.

Go to the right.

This is Noel Hoffman.

Whoa, this is weird.

Oh, I think you should.

One of you guys sent one.

Zoom it in.

Zoom it in.

Yeah, I like that a lot.

Yeah, yeah.

That's cute. That's pretty cute there.
By the way, it does look like a gay couple. Yeah, it does.
But it's so cute. This looks like a big bear and his little twink.
It's so cute. Okay.
Malos amigos. Tito Babi.
Tito Randro. Andres.
This is Ana Pimentel. Pimentel.
Oh, so one of them is Dumb and Dumber. I know the other one.
And the other one is Coco. Coco, that's pretty cool.
By the way, I cried so fucking hot with that movie. Oh, before we go on, side note.
Oh, maybe we did talk about that. What? Penguin is riveting.
You saw the fourth one? I'm not there yet. I'm on the third.
The fourth one is going to make you- I'm going to watch it when I get home tonight. I'm done with three.

Four is going to blow your mind.

The whole thing is fucking fantastic.

It's so fantastic.

But can I say something?

Okay, go tell me.

This is going to annoy you.

Okay.

Four hours of makeup every day.

I know.

You couldn't just get a fat guy.

I know.

Just get.

Do you know how long.

Just get a fat, ugly guy. There's so many fat, ugly guys.
Have you ever been to Van Nuys? When I played John McCain, right? What? It's funny that, I mean, he was in the- I played John McCain. He was in the military.
He tried to kill you people. I know.
I know. I'm doing this with my hands and my people fucked up his hand.
Right? It was like, oh yeah, 2 6 hours of makeup And I'm not We don't shoot till 10 Imagine what he has to go through Colin Farrell They showed the process on YouTube It's insane Anyway let's go to the next one Shout out to him Wow Okay That's cool Yeah very cool Pretty cool dude Oh I like this kind of stuff like Alright let me me tell you this yeah i am uh shake shake yeah i love this i know zoom in what the dialogue is it says i'm bobby mom can i say something can i say something i'm bobby mom yeah honestly yeah i think this art is so fucking rad i look on the shirt if you go over to the shirt the thing i thought would be cool is yeah if it was actually threaded if these were like threaded you know what i mean like oh Oh my God, that'd be cool. Right? Doesn't that look like that? I like that a lot.
That is a sick. I like that a lot.
Ayan, Ayan, Shaikh. Shaikh, come on, get a- Shaikh.
Get us a way to say your name. Just put in phonetics next to it.
I don't know how to say that. I'm sorry, but- That's a cool one.
Love you, Ayan. And this is Alex Villalobos.
Let's zoom in. Los malos amigos.
Okay. I don't know what you're doing, but.
Oh, I love that. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
You're ripping a heater on a hoard. Look at the horses look tired.
They look tired. We've been riding all day.
So good. That is such a fucking good shirt.
Great art. I'd buy that right now.
Yeah, me too. I got a bag of golf clubs.
You got a heater. Okay, next one.
By the way, I do want just a little note for Alex Villalobos. Make his horse a little smaller.
Yeah. Thank you.
A donkey. Yeah.
Lindsay Wolt. Oh, I love those ice cream bars.
Those are pretty cool, dude. That's fucking rad.
It's so creative. That is, man.
I like that a lot. Dude, the fans are fucking- They're the best.
They're unbelievable. Like talent.
Lindsay Wolt. Wow.
Shout out to her. And this is- Oh, this is so cool, dude.
Dumb and dumber. Asha keister yeah but zoom in zoom in so good and the shirt the shirt goes back in the back of the shirt the hat that's rad it's so rad dude that is so it's so rad i like that so much damn dude there's so much good stuff yeah octavio garcia bobby mom slept king i love the rock'em sock'em robots that's so dope god next one uh creon creon chicken head dude bobby this is you know what this is dude this is great dude this is what my life want i want my life to be that's what i want my life to be with you and you're wearing your beautiful birthday chain dude.
Dude, what are you wearing? You dressed me up this morning. Oh, yeah.
Dude, that is so cool. Can I tell you something? I would love to get a bad friend's choker.
That is such a funny piece of clothing. That's so good, dude.
That's rad. Giovanni Zanette.
Oh, and this is a merging of us. It's art.
Wow, that's fucking wild. It's art.

That is pure art.

Like Andy Warhol.

I think that's so sick.

I'd love to frame that on the right.

Yeah.

You're going to have to send us the pictures to our phone.

Those are so good.

You have to look at them again.

Rudy, you have to vote for us too.

What's that?

It's Dragon Ball Z.

Just one more.

Yeah, I like that one a lot too.

That's cool.

Although, they made you a little too big

yeah maybe

well you're more fragile

you're more tiny Woo-hoo Yeah

Woo-hoo

Yeah