Ozempic Pukes & Santino's Spooky Birthday

At Rocket, we believe everyone deserves their shot at the American dream.

So if you're feeling locked out of home ownership, we're here to give you back the keys.

We're opening doors, breaking down walls, and doing everything we can to turn renters into owners.

And we're not going to stop until we help everyone home.

To find out more, visit rocket.com.

Rocket. Own the dream.

You two are bad friends.

These two idiots.

As you do.

You two are disgusting.

You two are something.

We're bad friends.

What are you supposed to be, grilled cheese?

That's what I said.

You said cheeseburger.

No.

Yes, you did, guys.

She said it.

You're grilled cheese.

You know what I am.

I'm beans on toast.

I'm beans on toast.

You know what I am? Beans on toast. You know who I am.
I'm beans on toast. I'm beans on toast.
You know what I am?

Beans on toast.

You know who I am?

Spring roll, man.

Spring roll.

Spring roll right here.

That's my friend over there, spring roll.

And what we got over, Samara?

I'm beans on toast.

That's my friend.

Samara?

God damn, you're scary.

Samara.

Well, cover your face up more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Now that looks good. Yeah.
Nice. Ooh.
Are you Steve Aoki? I can't tell. I'm tomorrow.
Okay. That looks rad.
Are you going to trick or treat? You still trick or treat, don't you? Yeah, it's always fun. Do you trick or treat? What? Dude, I haven't trick or treated.
I don't really remember the last time. We should go.
Is it legal? Yeah. For us to trick or treat? I've never seen adults do it.
Let me tell you something. Yeah.
We can only treat. No tricking out of you, bud.
Oh, I love tricking. You can't be tricking in them streets.
I know. Only treats, Mike.
Back in the day. Only treat who? Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong Here we go with beans on toast. Honestly.
When you do this, I do it. You know who we're fans of? Arsenal Football Club.
We're the gooners. Ding dong, beans on toast.
Oh my God, you're on fire today. Love it.
I love it. Honestly, best costume I've ever had.
This rivals when I was a kid. I was, what is it? A little orphan.
Wait, no, no, no. Andy.
No, Andy. Andy and Raggedy Ann and Andy.
Look up that. My mom made me wear this one time.
You didn't choose that? Your parents did. My mother put me as raggedy andy from raggedy and andy he didn't need to do much me me what did you just say yeah what'd you say man you think i got a triangle nose is that what you're trying to say dude i got a big red triangle nose you know who these two guys are you know who they are i know what me guess.
Wait, let her guess. I get a guess too.
Yeah, who do you think

Fancy and Carlos are?

What?

Can I have clues?

Yeah, they're wearing the costume.

That's the clue.

I think Andres is a city porg.

You know what I mean?

Like a porg got off that planet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then got a job in the city.
Do you not know who I mean? Like a poor guy Got off that planet Yeah, yeah, yeah And then got a job in the city Do you not know You don't know who they are? Dude, this is such a great opportunity I know what it is What are they? Bert and Ernie That's right Because they're gay Whoa, that laugh, dude Pretty close No, dude, they're the Menendez brothers Oh, they are? Yeah Yeah. Oh, wow, they're good.
Is it Lyle and Eric?

Mm-hmm.

Which one's which?

Eric's the handsome one.

Eric is the handsome one, so neither of you.

So you're both Lyle.

Just two Liles.

And then McCone is Hannibal Lecter?

I don't know.

I don't know, what are you doing?

I just wanted to muffle her.

What'd you want to do? All these years, you still can't get a joke out.

I want to tell my show fame. Get can't get a joke out I want to to marshal him get it out idiot what is it muffle him I want to to marshal him he's Hannibal Lecter that looks actually red stand up on the box real fast so we can see the wow wow the young Hannibal.
Very cool. Yeah.
Don't wink.

Dude, that is such a creepy costume.

I like that a lot.

It's pretty good.

Where'd you get the mask at?

Amazon.

Okay.

Well, you bought it from?

Yeah.

He asked you.

Where did you get the mask from?

Easy opportunity for a joke.

He goes right to Amazon.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't do it so literal.

Where'd you get the mask from? Let's do it again.

Yeah.

Let's try to get another joke out, right? Yeah. Where'd you get the mask from let's do it again yeah let's try to get another joke out right yeah where'd you get the mask from uh your mom's house the podcast network yeah your mom's house in phoenix oh that's an interesting approach yeah I don't know if that's gonna work for you bud yeah that's not gonna work no that made me mad I've been to her house yeah yeah yeah I've been It makes sense What'd you get the mask at? Try it again Oh down in Essex Where you live Mr.
Bean's on toast I see why these guys Aren't comedy writers That's really good Jesus Christ holy shit the Meninas he's

Spring Roll

Jelly Roll's

second cousin

yeah

Spring Roll

Spring Roll

what's his famous song

what's the one he sings

Jelly Roll

why can't I think it

I did do a show

with him

I mean

I was on a show

that he was on

and what a nice guy

Jelly Roll

what's the name of the song

can we hear it

Save Me

that's the one

Save Me

is really famous

right

Thank you. And what a nice guy.
What's the name of the song? Can we hear it? Save Me.

That's the one.

Save Me is really famous, right?

I don't know.

I want to hear it.

Yeah.

You want to hear it?

Just for a second.

I know what you're going to do.

Can I take your instincts?

No.

Yeah.

Let me guess your comedy instincts right now.

Oh, no.

Yeah. No.
I know. Okay, good.
Do it do it play it let's hit play it someone to save me damn it save me from my self oh damn it i know you beat me i was waiting to catch you off guard yeah yeah oh that's so good that worked yeah that was really good do you beat me to the come on spring roll let me hear you save you I don't even know what the song is Have someone save me Save me from myself Have someone save me Save me from myself Okay very good Can I just tell you what's Ladies and gentlemen Spring Roll Save me. I got to tell you what's going on with me.

Okay.

What?

What?

What's wrong?

Happy birthday, by the way.

I love you.

Thank you so much.

What are you going to tell me?

What's going on?

Why am I?

I want to hear it, but can I also clear the air with something else?

Okay.

To the boys.

And you.

What?

Bobby sent me the nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday. Wow.
The nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday wow the nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday the nicest read it you want me to read it to everybody yeah I'm gonna read it alright alright I'm gonna tell you why I sent it okay after you read it okay here we go by the way people still think I gave you a quarter million dollar i know every yeah are people the dumbest people on earth are you guys all dumb they're great no i love our fans but what are we talking about do you guys really think i gave him a fucking what are you talking about all right here we go no no no no i'm sorry all right. Happy birthday, Andrew.
I just want to say you're one of my favorite people I've ever met. You're not only a friend, but family to me.
You've been by my side during my toughest moments, and I'll never forget it. That being said, no object can hold more value than my heartfelt words, and therefore I've gone with a non- materialistic approach to your gift this year.
In quotes, your gift is coming. I happy birthday brother and i wrote back who wrote this and i said i wrote i love you so much i did took me to me i appreciate your i knew it took you a long time because it was really good i appreciate your friendship more than i can say okay you're my family forever and then we texted a little and then he sent a picture of uh throw up vomit okay i'm gonna tell you A picture of vomit.
Right after a heartfelt speech. I'm going to tell you about what's going on for me.
What are you doing? What is going on? You're taking Ozempic for me. No, no.
Can we just go? Let's rewind. Okay, go ahead.
Okay. Can I rewind a little bit? Okay.
First of all, I have a couple of great announcements to make. I think the Penguin is one of the best shows

I've ever seen.

You do.

Have you seen it?

No.

That fourth episode was

very good.

Okay, don't tell him

don't give it

I haven't seen it yet

I've been watching

Great British Bake Off.

Have you seen it?

Not yet.

Okay, that's a great one too.

I'm on my GBB dude.

Me too, do do.

Welcome to the

Great British Baking Show.

It's me,

Beans on Toast.

Today, you're gonna be cooking a profilerate with a little bit of filling.

All right, so that was good.

Sorry.

I do love the show.

Yeah, I love it.

It's such a good show.

Okay.

When that guy got the handshake.

I almost cried.

I cried too.

It was unbelievable.

Because he was in shock.

It was so emotional.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Paul Hollywood.

It was the gochujang.

The gochujang biscuits. And he goes, I've never tasted anything like this before.
And he also rolled them up like they're perfectly formed. They were perfectly formed.
He goes, you'll sell a million of those. He should.
Can we get Paul Hollywood on this show? Probably not. Or Pru.
Anyway. But you think Penguin number one.
Great show so far. I watch it yeah colin farrell and no no don't throw up are you gonna throw up god i mentioned colin farrell he throws up yeah because i i want to suck his dick so bad my mouth gets lubed that good of an actor oh bye oh my god all right so it's gonna be a tough episode it's gonna be great are you going to throw up again? Please don't, so.
It's going to be a tough episode.

It's going to be great.

Are you going to throw up again?

Please don't throw up again.

It's Halloween.

I'm going to yak if you throw up.

It's Halloween.

Please don't do it.

Spooky stuff.

What?

Spooky stuff.

If you throw up, I'll throw up.

I'm serious.

Don't throw up.

Please don't throw up.

Okay.

I'm already getting moist mouth.

Anyway.

Oh, the Romulus.

Oh, no. Let's go back to the penguin.
Sorry. Are these announcements? Yeah, I'm going to make it up.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
Well, let me just do it. Okay.
Yeah. Whatever.
But the real star of the character is Sophia Falcone. You fall in love with this character.
Sophia Falcone. Yeah, yeah.
The name is incredible. Yeah.
This woman, I mean, oh, I love her. She kills it.
She's from, um... How My Mother, My Mother, My Mother.
How My Mother, My Mother. No, no, what did I see? There's something else she's in.
In that Palm Springs time travel movie. Yes.
Yeah, I like that. It was also in 30 Rock.
Yeah, Kristen Miladi. Yeah, she kills it.
She's fucking awesome. Anyway, let's go back go back to okay so then Alien Romulus was pretty good too anyway let's go back to what was going on oh yeah so I'll get to the vomit in a second can't wait okay but so then you know what happened so I was in for the last 10 days I've been in Canada in the woods yeah in three hours north of Toronto and I was bamboozled into doing something a favor for a friend okay which is um an extreme camping thing but you can't talk about I can't talk about yeah because it was like the one of the most miserable human experiences of my life I didn't eat I didn't sleep I was frozen, wet all the time.
It kept raining. It was just fucking terrible.
Damn. And I learned how to make traps.
I learned how to make a tent. What's so funny? That's cool.
No. What kind of traps? Squirrel traps? What? What, for food? No, pussy traps.
Oh. No, no, no.
Oh, nice. Yeah, no, no.
Just laid money out all over the place? No, no, no. Like I put like, well, they put these like a granola, like you take a piece of a rock.
Yo. What? There's no way you know how to do that.
I learned how to do it. I know, but you forgot it already.
I know, but I did a different thing. What? I made it my own.
Okay. I took the granola out.
Yeah. I put candy corn.
You just ate the granola? So I can trap dwarves. You didn't catch a Brad Williams? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think if you switch them out, you can catch a dwarf. Oh, that's smart.
Yeah, yeah. So anyway- That would be so funny to watch Bobby setting up a trap in the woods, and they're like, where's all the granola? He just ate all the granola out of the traps.
Yeah, yeah. What happened? So I didn't sleep for like 10 days.
Jesus. You you know i was in the call i got in a fight with um somebody all every i don't tell i don't give a fuck robert kelly you know i mean jim was the norton was the only one i didn't get a fight with yamanika i fought with i fought with the producer the director it was bad wow and so then last night i um raced to Toronto to get on the flight,

flew here,

and then my Ozempic was ready. What, do they got to cook it up? What? It's like meth? What do you mean it's ready? Yeah, they put in a fryer.
Deep fried. They deep fried.
You have deep fried Ozempic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened was- Come get your Ozepic, baby.
Yeah, yeah. So what happened was, the pharmacy was ready for it.
So I went, in my mind, it was the dumbest move I've ever made. I go, I'm just going to gorge now.
You're going to eat as much as you can. Right now, right? And then so I ate a lot, like a burrito and taquitos, potato taquitos oh my god i just taste this stop it like right here don't do it okay don't my god sorry happy halloween

happy halloween everybody okay so then i i put the zipping in but i hadn't digested all the food

but i haven't also slept in a week so i go i'm gonna sleep but while i was sleeping

Thank you. So then I put the zipping in, but I hadn't digested all the food, but I haven't also slept in a week.
So I go, I'm going to sleep. But while I was sleeping, I tasted what I'm tasting now, which is potato taquitos.
Right? Yeah. And I was laying on my back, and I went, you know, like, you know.
I know, we know. Alien Romulus.
Let's go back to Alien Romulus, right? when the fucking punctures No you know it is better You know how the androids in Alien Romulus When they get punctured That little white fluid comes out of their mouth Yes I'm saying yes so we can move on I have no idea You feel it feel it. You taste it in your mouth.
Yeah, so I was like, and I just literally, and ask anyone. I don't have to ask anyone.
I don't know who you would ask. Ask them all.
Ask everybody. Okay.
I've never vomited. Has he ever vomited? I've never seen him.
No one's ever seen me vomit. Wow.
Because I don't do it. I diarrhea all the time.
Yeah. That's my thing.
That's your thing. Yeah, I go the other the other end.
The other end, I'm pro. This is closed.
Closed off. That thing's wide open.
Yeah, wide open. Then I raced over here and it's like, so I don't know.
Wait a minute. You know you can't eat full burritos and then go to bed too.
That's also bad outside of Ozempic. You're not supposed to eat eat and then go to sleep that is double failure right double failure yeah so are how many are you on a dose like a regimented dose now of ozempic yeah you're taking it yeah why did you do this well do you want to hear the story yeah that's why i asked you it was something that i was going to keep a secret i let it out okay i was with a woman.
We have to. Go on.
We're making out. First base.
Then she stopped. Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah. Her body, her choice.
All right, yeah, yeah. Her choice.
Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice.
Her body, her choice, right? Her Her body her choice Her body her choice And then she looked and she goes I'm not attracted to you And she goes you're fat No that's boo She called you fat And I go oh She didn't realize until that moment Okay Damn L Damn, Lyle. Lyle? Are you playing a character right now? Yeah.
That was fucking good. The Menendez killers are hard, dude.
Dude, I swear to God, dude. That was good.
That was good. I'm going to let you have that one.
Yeah, I'll let you have that one. And I'll tell you why I liked it.
It came out smoothly. Yeah, finally.
The delivery was perfect. He didn't miss a beat.
Yeah, you didn't miss a beat. And I'll tell you another thing.
Yeah. It hurt bad.
Yeah. It hurt real bad.
So wait a minute. Did you insult her? She said you're fat.
Did you insult her back? No, I go, oh, well, okay. No, you got to take a shot back at her.
And then, like what? I don't know. I have to see her.
Your beautiful face? No. Oh, yeah, that's not good, right? No, that's not going to do it.
No, I just kind of contemplated and I went, oh, I think I have to lose weight. Because a woman called you fat? I've been also seeing it, feeling it like, you know what I mean? Like when it's photos of me on stage.
Yeah. You know what I mean? It just doesn't look right to me.
Well, we Photoshop those. We make you look fatter in those on purpose.
You know, like all the ones that you try to put on there, I go, you got to take that off. You know, it mean It just doesn't look right To me Well we photoshop those We make you look fatter On those on purpose You know like all the ones That you try to put on And I go You gotta take that off You know it's been an issue For like a year Because I'm like I don't like the way I look A year? So you're lying again She didn't realize it until then Yeah It hurts It hurts again Thank you Wait a minute What? You're beautiful Just the way you are Shut up No you are I'm done But I also don't want you I'm on it Ozempic is bad It's not bad Yeah it is Cause you're gonna get off And they say as soon as you get off It's bad news bears I'm not gonna get off it You stand up for life? I don't know dude I don't know what else to do But you're not even fat Thank you You're not fat You look good You do look good Yeah she didn't That not what she said who the who the fuck is she she has eyeballs we have eyeballs yeah but your eyeballs are um it come your eyeballs come with an already a um a feeling that's right right yeah because i i want to because i feel people i don't you don't just judge based on one thing no but we have history and there's a relationship that goes beyond a non-se maybe she needs to create that.
That has nothing to do with looks. Maybe she needs to create that with you.
Right, but she didn't. Well, then so why listen to her? She was the only one that complained.
What about the other girls? That's exactly right. There's other girls that have said like, you could lose some weight.
She said you could lose some weight. She was calling her doctors to see if she can get me.
It was a big, like this is six months ago. ozempic yeah she's like i'm gonna call my doctors and oh yeah to get you it now wow and i was like oh are there people selling the oz on the streets huh it's hard to get that they're running out of it i'm just dude 10 days of survival you know i mean and then you made it this you know i mean because we're going to australia.
And New Zealand and- But we have 10 days before. Singapore.
I'm not doing anything between- Yeah, we are. I'm going to rest my body.
Well, or exercise. Whatever.
Whatever you mean. But anyway, that's- So that's why- I don't like that somebody called you fat because it hurt your feelings, obviously.
Why don't you call someone in this room fat to make it fair? I mean, I mean. But really hit him.
Really hit him. Hit him.
Really? Yeah, hit him hard, dude. Yeah, it's like when you take marshmallow and you over microwave it, where it bubbles, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Yeah. Delicious? What? Delicious? Yeah, but that's not a human body you're gonna love it i was watching the great british baking show yeah i'm sorry that wasn't even it wasn't even funny what i did it was funny cut it out you know when it was so mean i'm watching the great british baking show you know when they're like they needing the bread and then they put it in the proofing drawer it has to proof and rise you know the guy opened the drawer i'm not kidding yeah as it proved i saw the show and rose and i remember i pointed and i go andres yeah there's fancy yeah my little proofing drawer better good is that a better slam way better yeah but you know what the funny thing is is that i i mean that's the only thing that i can get you with is your pork tits because else is perfect Yeah you have a beautiful wife and a beautiful daughter You have a great life And it's been a pleasure working with you And you're a talented director And I don't think we'd be able to do this show without you Oh fuck Oh my god You couldn't say those words without vomiting Oh my god I had to swallow that one in yeah yeah it's it worse what don't swallow your vomit it's just gonna get it out yeah well this is coming from a bulimic guy he'll tell you all that stuff you used to do that not i mean i do throw up a lot you do i have indigestion i I read a book about a Korean boy.

And he was living in Minnesota.

Oh, God.

What happened?

What's going on?

You read this book?

I feel like it sounds familiar.

Yeah. Yeah, is this?

Yeah, he's walking toward the field.

Because during the winter-

Is this a John Carpenter book?

It is.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember.

During the winters, you know what I mean? It's like a snowy- Snowy field. It's ice skating rink.
I see it. There's a Zamboni and a shed.
There's a Zamboni out in a field? No, but there's a gigantic shed that a Zamboni is that they put it. And during the day, during the summers, a man who has mental disabilities, you know what I mean? Is taking care, like mowing the lawns during the summer.
Right. And taking care of the Zamboni.
In the field. Yeah, and he has candy in the shed.
How much? What kind? A lot. The good kind.
The good kind. Yeah, dip and dips.
Dip and dips? Yeah, yeah. So no dots, just dips? Yeah, yeah.
It's just the dipstick? Just the dipstick. Later I found out it was his penis.
But yeah, it was a great book. Great book.
Yeah. Oh my gosh.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Tito and Drew. Happy birthday you you're not wearing any underwear McCown it's hot the smoke alarm is going to go off yeah yeah yeah no no let him try happy birthday to you happy birthday to you.
Thank you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Andrew.

Happy birthday to you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Smells like barbecue.

41, huh?

How's it feel? You don't want to get kidnapped, do you? This is awesome. This is a Rudy cake.
Yeah. Is this you guys put this knife in there? This came like this? Uh-huh.
Is it a high-end cake? Yes. Whoa.
Do you get photos of this? What a great cake. This is so dope.
What does it say down there? Happy birthday, Santino. Oh, that's amazing.
Can we eat this? Yes. Yeah.
Wow. Whoa.
Wow. Probably a couple bites.
Yeah. Well, you got to cut it up.
Is this gutsy? Yeah. Ooh, gutsy.
Thanks, bud. This cake goes well with your sandwich Wow Thank you guys Okay you're so funny today You're on fire Wow Wow What a nice shirt dude For golfing That's a great shirt dude That's a great shirt Who did this? You did this? Wow Amazing That is so nice It's a nice shirt That is so nice What a dope shirt That is dope Do you guys have the receipt? Yes Okay Thank you This is awesome I forgot what you get me What? No I'm not mad We got you the cool butterfly cake Yeah yeah yeah That was No I'm not mad No I'm not mad That was dope No I'm not mad It's probably my behavior No no let's get No I'm not mad It's probably my behavior No one said you were Okay so let me just Get this out of the Out in the open I'm not mad Okay Yeah I know Enjoy your cake So I got nothing But it's fine Right I wasn't here It's fine It's fine Right And it's something it's that's okay but it's probably something that i've done wrong wow that cake is really cool it really it really hurts my feelings why are you laughing rudy got you a lot of cool things for your birthday yeah the ashtray don't cut my cake all right rudy come here get a big piece.
I mean, how is this? What a great cake. Thank you.
Guys. That's a big piece.
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween. Can we talk about our favorite horror movies? Ooh, yes.
What would be yours? My favorite horror movie of all time is White Chicks. Yeah, pretty scary.
What's your favorite horror movie? Well, I said for years, Hereditary. But I think the best movie is Let the Right One In.
Let the Right One In. Shut the fuck up.
You even know what I'm saying? Why do you say it like that? Let the right one in. Why are you saying it like that? You saw it? That's a movie.
You saw it. Now that is a movie.
What's it about? I'll tell you exactly what. Have you ever seen Let the Right One In? Yeah.
You've seen it? Yeah. It's so good.
What's it about? What's it about? It's about a white person.

Ooh, that's, yes.

That is true.

It is about a white.

Yeah, yeah.

And he only lets the right ones in.

Right.

So he's a bouncer at a nightclub.

Yeah.

And a guy comes up and he's like, sir, no baseball hats, no jean shorts.

You know, and he, that's what happens.

It's a bouncer at a nightclub.

No, I thought it was about a Southern country club. It's a southern, it's a bouncer at a southern country club.
Country club. In the 1960s.
Yeah, he's a bouncer at a country club. Yeah, yeah, and it's like, nah.
Nah. He says that a lot.
Nah. Nah.
And then we, we have our own clubs. Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Yeah. What do you mean? Mm, mm, mm.uh.
No, what do you... Uh-uh.
That's what the movie's about. And so he has to choose which one he lets in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he lets the right one.
Come on, man! No, no. We let go.
No baseball hats, pal. Okay, all right.
Sorry. There's a dress code.
That's not what it's about. There's a dress code.
Yeah. What is it about? Real or joking? Either way at this point.
At this point? Yeah. Jesus.
Are you going to puke? No, I'm fine. Okay.
But it's considered, if you look up the scariest, the best vampire movies of all time, it's probably either one or two in every list. Better than Dracula? Yeah.
Better than Dracula. Probably in the one or two.
If you say the greatest vampire movies, probably top three. Type in greatest vampire movie of all time.
So it's... From Dusk Till Dawn, Interview with the Vampire, Dracula.
That's the list that's the list no no that's just go down to like mojo or like any of the lists like they have a list yeah that do that then okay and go to top three okay 25 best vampire movies of all time all right number one or 20 no that's 25 No Nosferatu Yeah that's great Go to two Thirst

Go to one. Bram Stoker's Dracula.
What did I say? Go to four. Dracula.
Go to four. Bram Stoker.
Go to four. Number one.
Dracula. Afflict.
Five. Fuck.
Six. Near Dark.
Yeah, oh yeah. There it is.
Let the right one in. So sixth.
not even top five okay and mine was number one Dracula number one yeah but I would I still would in my opinion this is better than Dracula you thank you no chance Bram Stoker what yeah Bram Stoker this movie Bram two words pal Bram Stoker go down look at him right hey bud Bram Stoker is that Will Ferrell yeah it's the same character that he was in no Francis Ford Coppola did that come on yeah it's a Coppola movie yeah it's the best yeah I mean it's probably the second best Megaloppa is number one no so can I tell you what the little one Ryan one is about yeah it's a young Swedish boy okay in the 19 probably 70s probably early 80s it seems like the 70s Alfred Alfredson. Yes, little Swedish boy.
Yeah.

Tiny Oscar.

He's a single mom.

You can tell that he's been bullied.

People have a picket on me.

Oscar.

You're on fire today.

I get a picket on today.

I'm so glad.

So he's been picked on.

Stop.

Yeah, stop.

And he goes outside and what he does,

he has no friends.

I don't have any friends. Yeah, yeah.
Now I'm you. Yeah, yeah.
Just a little Swedish boy, don't have any friends. So he's, at night he stands outside and he takes that little knife.
I will stand outside with little knife. Yeah, and he stabs a tree.
I killed a tree. And he, as if he's fighting back the bullies.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
But at the same time, he sees that there's somebody moving in to an apartment. And he sees an old man and a little girl move into an apartment.
And then he looks up, and it's at night. And he sees the old man put cardboard on the windows.
No light gets in. And then a couple of nights later.
Cardboard? So no light gets in? Cardboard light would still get through. Like newspapers, cardboard.
There's layers to it. Newspaper wouldn't do it either.
Yeah, if you do layers though? A couple layers of duvetyne, maybe some blackout. Okay, okay, okay.
I mean, it's really tough. Blackout light completely is really hard.
I know. I've been trying it for years.
Dude, you're on fire today, dude. Well, I kidnapped this.

Your instincts?

I kidnapped this.

Every instinct is the right instinct.

Wow.

So tell me.

I am telling you.

But here's why I don't want to tell you.

Because I'm doing comedy stuff?

No, not just comedy stuff, right?

Because I'm telling you, I didn't control.

Was I the set designer for the fucking movie?

I wish you were.

I know, but it'd be a better set.

I didn't raise my head. Dude, we should get fucking light blockers.
I don't even know what it's called. Light blockers, yeah.
Whatever, you know what I mean? That's why they wouldn't hire me. You know what I mean? You think this is one of the best vampire movies of all time? I'm not done with the fucking description of the fucking movie, guy.
I want to hear it, yeah. All right, so any, what, boring? This guy's putting cardboard up in the windows to block out the light.
Right.

Then.

Then the next night, the kid's out there and-

Oscar?

Yeah.

And he looks and there's like a jungle gym-y kind of area.

Oh, wow.

And he looks and there's the girl on top of the jungle gym, barefoot, right?

You know what I mean?

And they start talking.

She's just on the top. Yeah, she's on and then um they form a relationship you know i mean they become friends how old like we're talking eight eight to ten yeah and formidable years and then she tells him um that's when i started having crushes eight to ten formidable years I'm just saying.

I know. That's when I started having crushes.
Eight to 10. Formidable years.

I'm just saying.

I know.

But that is.

When you're on fire like this and I'm not, I like it.

You're cruising.

Yeah, I'm cruising for a bruising.

Do you remember when you were like eight to 10 when there was like,

that's when there was one girl in class who had boobs.

Do you remember that?

Do you remember her name? Dude. Do you remember her name? There's always one girl by like I saw it What? Yeah when you're like in 5th grade I was gonna play in my 5th year I played Huckleberry Finn Who had the boobs? No I didn't know her name You don't know her name? But I walked into a room that wasn't supposed to walk in And one girl had her shirt off because she was changing Uh huh-huh.
You're right? And I saw them, right?

And magnificent.

It was you.

At the time, my friends.

Was that where the Italian?

Hey, it was like a spiritual awakening.

Wow.

You know, it was like,

I'd never seen boobs before, live.

Live boobs?

Before my mom's.

Right.

The yellow shriveled up pieces of shit boobs we had what i mean anyway um custard used to come out of that anyway no they're beautiful boobs mom i love you mom but um yeah so when i remember when's the first time you saw boobs the first first time I saw a nice set of boobs.

Well, I'm just saying the first girl

when we were in like fifth grade that had boobs.

That's what I mean.

That story reminded me.

I remember when girls started to get boobs

and I thought, whoa.

What do you mean?

They just keep going, huh?

Whoa, gnarly.

Whoa.

Intense.

I wonder what they look like.

Yeah.

The first time I saw boobs in real life, 26.

27.

Oh, wow, wow, wow.

27, 28.

Oh, wow.

Late bloomer.

I remember my first pube. Do you i do and i celebrated did you it was i howled in the night because it was i was 17 yeah and everyone had already had done it in their 15.
everyone already had them so i thought i was had a like a mutation or there's a genetically something wrong with me you still don't have a lot of pubes you're You're're pretty yeah yeah you're not when i had the one i was it was i celebrated they kept growing in i was so happy how stoked were you i was so stoked add some fuzz down there remember the first time came cum came out yeah you do kind of what do we kind of i've never told you the story about the when i um when i was uh i used to love watching beverly hills cop yeah that much i loved that movie and then there was a there was a song in it the heat is on that down the street okay i know heat is on. Okay.
I know the song.

I've seen the movie.

Ta-da.

Yeah.

When I first started wanking.

Serge.

That song.

Serge.

Serge.

Killed that movie.

Ach well.

Yeah.

With Bronson Pinchot.

Yeah.

When I first started jerking off, that song was in my head.

Okay.

The heat is on.

I swear to God. and when i would come yeah tell me can you feel it tell me i swear to god my song was and so now pavlovian if you play that song now boom i'll come everywhere it.
It's close to yours, Eddie Murphy. My girl likes to party all the time.
Party all the time. Party all the time.
You don't know these songs, do you? No. Are we going to trick or treat this year? Let's do it.
I would love to. Remember when we used to throw eggs at houses when we trick or treated? Did you ever do that? Yeah.
Were you a bad boy in San Diego? I tee'd and egged my own house. I was too afraid to get in trouble.
Yeah. So I just did my own house and I had to clean it the next day.
Your dad would come outside and make you clean it? Yeah. He would let me, I told him I was going to do it.
You egged your own house? Yeah. But you have to clean next day.
So I cleaned it, my brother and I, Steve, cleaned it next day. Here's another thing that just has nothing to do with Halloween that I've been obsessed with on the YouTube.
What? Is Rock Virgin. R-O-C-K, Rock Virgin? Yeah.
What is that? So there's this lady. She's like a classically trained woman.
She has an accent. I think she's from like some village somewhere.
But she's a classically trained, and she's never listened to rock and roll before and oh they play her the song for the first time so she'll she'll she'll she'll like go okay today i'm gonna a song by a band called queen right right bohemian rhapsody and she plays and she listens to it and it's so interesting to see her that's her virgin rock I mean that's her and then she like she played paranoid android by radiohead wow yeah and it's really interesting her reactions to you know I mean like listening to rock and roll for the very first time now what's wrong with her that she hasn't heard any of this stuff is this because she's just not it just doesn't she hated Nine Inch Nails. Didn't like Closer? Yeah, she's like, it's ugly.
She goes, it's sexual, but not in a good way. It's beautiful.
No, it's gorgeous. I know, it's like, I want to penetrate you.
I want to complicate you. Yeah, I want to violate you.
Oh, it's such a good song. Tool, Sober.
Yeah, great song. I mean, it's just interesting to hear her.
Even Simon and Girlfriend, she had never heard of. How? I know that.
I can't, you know, I don't even know. Yeah, we believe it.
She listened to. Well, we can't hear any of them.
No, we can't do it. No, but I'm just saying.
It's just an interesting. No, that is really cool.
To see, you know, someone's real reaction to it.

Wow.

And by the way, only 19,000 views.

So you're getting in this niche.

Oh, I'm a niche guy.

You're a niche guy.

Oh, my God.

Things.

Oh, my God.

Can I tell you what happened?

Yeah.

About niche.

Yeah, give me niche.

All right.

So the first night we were at this camping trip, we were not actually camping. We were at a restaurant for the first night.
Just eating? Yeah. And Yamanika, black female comic, one of the funniest people on planet Earth.
Oh, yeah. In New York, you know, right? And she was talking about algorithms.
So I told her about me and Carlos' algorithms. Is that her cousin? funny and then i very funny thanks very good and i go i go well and i showed her like

a video that i would watch and it was like an african man eating a monkey as you saw it

that's not in her algorithm

you showed her a video of an african man eating a monkey started crying yeah what at the table she got mad at you because you showed her a video of a man eating a monkey yeah why would you show her that i was giving you an example of don't my algorithms oh okay i shouldn't eat this can you take this away yeah please please please before it makes now the vomit's cakey you got into a big fight with her not only that she refused to eat dinner because of the monkey eating video yeah i couldn't believe it well yeah and then bobby kelly I don't know why he would do this he just got found monkey noises no

yeah eating video yeah i couldn't believe it well yeah and then bobby kelly i don't know why he would do this he just got found monkey noises no yeah like 20 minutes later just playing them and he just played it right just randomly right and then me and jim and robert kelly laughed to the point where we had to leave because we're in a room yeah we had to leave the room and we were in this hallway side you know i mean and she's just sitting there at shell energy we know every energy journey comes with challenges that's why we spoke with former FERC chairman neil chatterjee to explore how market changes rising demand and shifting regulations are shaping the energy landscape the challenge of the next decade is how do we meet this coming surge in demand

while maintaining affordability and reliability and simultaneously decarbonizing.

Join the conversation with Shell Energy.

You know what I mean?

Pissed.

Yeah, but then we were laughing so hard, like uncontrollably where I couldn't breathe.

Like we could not breathe, right?

Even Norton.

Is she still mad at you?

Thank you. You know what I mean? Pissed.
Yeah, but then we were laughing so hard. Like uncontrollably where I couldn't breathe.

Like we could not breathe, right?

Even Norton.

Is she still mad at you?

No, then she starts laughing.

Yeah.

And that's how.

That breaks it up.

That breaks it up. That breaks it up.

As long as you go far enough there

that she laughs to bring it back.

What are you doing?

I'm not kidding when I say this.

You have to finish that cake.

You took a big piece.

Yeah, it's not right. Look at this.
It's not right. You took that piece.
I didn't do that. It's not right.
But I just wanted to say on TikTok, you can also watch porn in it. How? Golly.
How? Like my grandpa from the Philippines. Here we go.
Here we go. Yeah, here we go.
We know all the tidbits about TikTok. Wait, your grandfather watches porn on TikTok? Yeah, that's what my mom says.
Like, oh, he's watching porn again on TikTok. Can you not just watch it on regular internet? He likes TikTok.
Yeah, he likes TikTok. You can watch porn on TikTok? I don't think so.
I think you can do it on Twitter. Twitter has porn stuff.
Yeah. I'll tell you what's incredible, by the way.
Here I was in my hotel in like Kentucky or Indiana or whatever. Do you know about know about this yeah tell me about this thing a lot of these states okay they block porn you can't watch it like you go if you go to pornhub they block it you have to you have to do look it up you have to do like vpn vpn yeah yeah but if i didn't have a vpn on my new phone so you have to log in and register.
Pornhub is blocked in Texas. All these places are they- Yeah, but not all sites.
Almost all of them. No, I mean- Like paid sites? Well, I called Greg Fitzsimmons, and he told me the ones to find.
He was like, I got the side. Yeah, yeah, I have the sites.
Yeah, the webcams still work. Yeah, but look, Texas, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia, North Carolina, and Utah.
They blocked Pornhub.

They want you to log in with your information so you can watch porn.

Yeah, they do that now here.

There's a whole new security check in even California.

No, I can turn on Pornhub right now.

Not in the sites that I have.

I have to go through five processes to even get on now.

We got to log in.

You got to do like a retinal scan to get in?

I have to do a face scan and then what?

Thumbprints?

You have to do a thumbprint?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All that.

Bobby Lee, welcome back for the seventh time today.

Ha, ha, ha.

Good.

But just a side note too.

So we were three hours north in Canada.

And, you know, the producers' bake camp was at a college, this remote college in the woods. A college in the woods is so hot.
And it was late at night and there was a security guard and he came down with Bad Friends t-shirts. And he, I'd never seen a man so shocked and happy.
To see you. To see me.
How cute. Yeah.
It was just really. Bobby A, I can't believe you're here, bud.
Yeah. All the way in the woods with us at our college.
Yeah. It was like that.
It was cool. Wow.
I signed everything. Now, do people ask you, hey, where's Andrew? Yeah.
All the time. They ask me, where's Bobby? Every- As if like you're- Where I go.
Yeah. Oh, he's right there.
Yeah. No.
The guy in Cleveland. Hey, man.
Hey, man. Yeah.
Big fan. Thanks, man.
Where's Bobby? Yeah. I don't know, man.
We're two different guys. I know.
We have two of the lines. I don't know where you are.
You know what's so funny? I do know where you are pretty much all the time. What's going on? They ready? Anyway, so we have a guest.
Oh, we have a special guest. It's a guy that I've done his show.
Have you done his interaction? I did his show. I did his show as well.
I did a new show. I did the old show.
Well, let's see. Goblicon.
Oh, wow. Wow.
Show him where to go, McCone. Yeah, yeah.
John Goblicon is here. John Goblicon is here, dude.
Wow. Wow.
Johnon is here wow John give him a round of applause John Goblikon wow what's up John hello wow okay everyone looks a little different than I remember.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Why is that?

Who am I, John, you think?

It's Halloween.

Who are you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I'm dressed as somebody.

Oh, okay.

You're a juggalo without the makeup.

Oh, good.

Very good.

Very close.

You've disappointed your parents. Yeah, yeah.
Very good. Yeah, good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you talking about me or the character I'm playing? Because those are both true for me.
It seems like it's both true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're Bobby Lee who just got a tattoo, correct? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good job.
Wow. Very good.
What?

He's on Ozempic.

Yeah, Ozempic.

Burps.

This is the Oz kicking in, baby.

And then what about her?

What do you think she is?

A lot of s'mores set.

Yes.

Yeah.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

I got one.

All right.

You got one, dude.

And.

What am I? Yeah. Oh.
Okay. Hold on.
very good very good very good i got one all right you got one dude and what am i yeah oh okay well uh white bread and i mean kind of like kind of look like a uh a golf caddy yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah that's it that's good a golf caddy yeah that's it or a wonder bread tournament that's it that's it that's it john goblin con everybody now your fingers are very long john yeah yeah yeah thank you yeah i'm worried about yeah popping this i don't want to get too excited sometimes i get nervous and i grip it but i didn't know you guys had these are what i have in my my home oh i see yeah this is kind of all the other limbs or... Are the other limbs? Do you have long toes? He's saying do you have long toes.
Oh, yeah. I mean, these are nine and a half.
Yeah. That's not bad.
I think that's pretty average. It's bigger than you.
Yeah, I'm nine. Yeah, he's a half size bigger.
That speaks volumes, doesn't it? How are your other limbs, Bobby?

My limbs are... They're fine.

Well, he's on Ozempic.

Yeah, I was going to say they're good.

I mean, no, I froze up there for a second.

Yeah, you did.

That was the Ozempic.

That's not the Ozempic.

What I want to say is...

Let me give you that.

Ask me again.

What are your... Hey, Bobby.
What are your other limbs like they're fine oh no good he did a retake to go with fine yeah i like that yeah yeah let's go and take two take two yeah let's go take two yeah how about one more one more one more just this is what yeah yeah hey bob proportional to my body that's what i wanted to say you know yeah i froze up proportional to my body until your guests on your show yeah who's the biggest guest you've ever had mr podcast andrew santito yeah thank you john thank you john yeah who's the second uh probably a dj you know he had some djs yeah you yeah. So you've had what, Dylan Francis on? Yeah, that was him.
He had Dylan Francis on. His favorite instrument? Yeah.
The laptop. That's what he does.
DJs, he's pressing a button. But I had Bobby on.
Yeah. And I'm glad I'm here.
You know, I'm glad me being a goblin, my culture can be all of your comedy on Halloween. Sorry.
But I'm happy I'm here because I want to clear the air. Okay.
You came on my podcast, broke my set, flipped the table, kicked over my Southwestern egg rolls. That's right.
And we kind of left on a sour note. I think the problem was that you brought, when I came, you had egg rolls.'s right and we kind of left on a sour note i think the problem was that you brought like when it came you had egg rolls southwestern which is kind of you you are a southwestern egg roll you're from san diego that is true that's perfect that is actually perfect you are my little southwestern so he was doing that to compliment you and here you are then you yeah i took it as a um insult an insult yeah okay you know what in retrospect i i bad and I apologize.
No, yeah, because it would kind of be like me, a green guy walking in here and you just having like another fat, deformed green guy on your desk or something. It would be like that kind of offensive.
Do you think it would be like that kind of offensive, Bobby? Do you think it would be like me, a guy with self-conscious of his teeth? Just leave it. Do you know how many people in high school...
We should have been mindful we're like oh look there goes slimer oh right right right you know how many times yeah people would say that i said tino yeah did you do this honestly if you really want to know the truth about this this is new to us that she put that on the desk yes she did yes she did yeah yes she did you ought to know

yes

what she said was

I was at the CVS and I got a John

Goblikon statue I'm like that's not

John Goblikon she was

trying to get a John Goblikon oh

well said you that's what she thought so

we do have John Goblikon plushies

available right now

are you guys gonna do the graphics for me like I do

on my show yeah okay great

it's like that's kind of like my thing now Thank you. We do have John GobbleCon plushies available right now.
Are you guys going to do the graphics for me like I do on my show?

Yeah.

Okay, great.

Because that's kind of like my thing now.

Yeah, they will.

You know, like, it's kind of like that's my, like, you might be a redneck.

Mine is right now.

Yeah.

I like that.

Because the name of the show is Right Now.

It's a good show.

Wow.

Yeah.

It's a great show.

I want to know about your history.

Like, what part of, I don't know where goblins are like because we have a korea town yeah is there a goblinville yeah is there a goblinville or yeah it's it's i mean it's probably van nuys oh yeah yeah because you're the only one that we've moved south you know yeah yeah you're the only goblin i've seen in I, you know, full disclosure, I don't really know a lot about my childhood or my family. Oh, you were adopted or something.
Okay. Why would someone give him up for adoption? I have no idea.
What is that? Why is that assumption? Why are you looking at me? Well, you're assuming that he would be, like, giving up for adoption. I didn't say that.
You said. No, I just said that go, where does the cobbled hang out? No, you said you don't have, he said he doesn't know much about his family and then you said, oh, you're adopted.
I don't like that. Hold on, stop, stop.
Okay. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing, dude? Are you trying to insult this fucking guy? No, I just fucking.
That's insane. He came all the way here.
I fucked up. When I said.
When I said that, I fucked up. Well, here's the deal.
Yeah, but obviously why. Yeah, he looks- You know why.
So he looks different. Big deal.
Different. Yeah, but if- Hey, Alanis, what are they talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't call him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you call him out, it's just- But I have a question for you. Okay.
Do you have magic? Do I have magic? Very good question. Very good question.
I mean, great question. Yeah, very good question.
I could. Yeah.
I mean yeah i mean are you i mean he's not a warlock well but he looks magical he does oh yeah yeah have you ever performed magic before yeah comedy magic i think we're all performing it right now we're all a part of it that is true we're all a part of it you so much. But I would say this side.
That's what I mean. That's what I'm saying.
Because now I realize why I kick the tables. That's energy.
Right now, the way you're looking at. Yeah, fuck you, John.
Bob, Bob, Bob. Be nice, Bob.
Come out of my fucking house. With your green shit.
When you look like that, it makes your jelly roll You really? Okay. Don't do that.
Bobby, I'm just going to let you know, this is a very tense holiday for me. Why? Why? Yeah.
It's the worst holiday for me. Oh, yeah.
Because every time when I was a kid, I wanted to be somebody for Halloween. I'd be like, I'm going to be Ross Perot.
And then everyone then everyone everyone would come up to me and they just go oh it's a goblin right you don't need to hear that all the time yeah like i couldn't be anybody yeah you know what i mean yeah but you're someone now you could be a booger like a gigantic booger i mean there are things that you can be right he already said he wanted to be ross perot yeah i'm just saying it's just like you know i get it it's like me saying i'm gonna be shaquille o'neal i mean i'm just gonna pick one yeah right right you're saying i'll come kim jong yeah closer to be who you are right instead of going ross perot it's an opportunity to be someone else right and you really didn't have that opportunity yeah yeah would you like to have that opportunity tonight? I would love that Santino. Okay.
Can we get a costume for John? Well, you guys have a costume for me? Yeah, probably. You got a little something for you.
Alanis, did you do this? No, they didn't. They did it.
Well, I know he didn't do it, but someone did it. Because John, I wanted you to feel like you're included, you belong, and I got told from one of our producers, got told that your whole life you were you were put down yeah and we'd like to welcome you to our family here we have a little costume for you yeah oh wow this is great oh this is perfect just go ahead and throw that on there i is it a lot of could you let me do it's got i mean it's it's it's for normal size faces oh bob yeah yeah oh wow there we go there we go bobby yeah yeah what do you think what am i oh god what am i well it's i know what it is what you're not gonna want to hear it i want to hear it yeah it's you know um a vietnamese soldier with gangrene and a little bit too much napalm all right let me get it yeah yeah that sounds great yeah it does yeah yeah so um do you feel like you fit have you ever done an asian accent john gobble con and i won't be tonight why yeah john no you're not even human yeah i don't think so okay what do you he's not human I said my podcast is going well I want it to go well really well let's not point at the ceiling no pointing at the ceiling we just got our first ad sale that's great Enron that's enron that's funny that's a good company i do like enron yeah yeah so we're doing well yeah we had bp for a while okay we had british patrolling for quite a long time you're gonna get red lobster they're on the they're on the hook john john i'm not john uh sorry.
John. Very good.
Very good. So now do you feel a little bit more at home now that I've squashed the beef for you guys? I know I'm playing mediator, but I have to do that on that.
No, it's... Bobby, do you feel okay now? Yeah, I do, man.
I feel great. Like, I just want to say...
Yeah. I think you're super funny.
Yeah. I Yeah.
I think you're a great actor. Hmm.
You're- Mm-hmm. I said, mm-hmm.
He's beat me out for so many roles. I mean, we go up for the exact same roles.
With the same category? Yeah. Every time I go in for a role, it's like looking for a Bobby Lee type.
Yeah. Ring, ring.
John Goblikon.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Yeah.

Now, what has he gotten that you came close on?

Borderlands.

Yeah, that was yours.

Yeah.

Yeah, that was yours.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Anything else?

The one about ramen.

Oh, yeah.

Death and ramen.

Yep.

I want to do an arthouse film.

You know, I want to show my range.

And this guy is like, sorry, we're doing Bobby Lee.

I was like, come on, dude. Now, have you been able to beat him him for anything have you ever gotten a role that he was up for that you got what's that mucus commercial commercial yeah i said x i was an x yeah yeah they were like do a little brooklyn it wasn't it wasn't the voice it was the guy but anyway um yeah there you go i see there you go john that's so rude dude yeah you beat me out of that for sure he doesn't look like that yeah yeah yeah look at him look at him John I live in Reseda real quick real quick nice that's my boy Greg yeah okay cool guy yeah seems like a cool guy he's cool okay he's kind of like stuck in the commercial world but he's cool yeah I mean hey it's a living so you have a cool guy.
He's cool. Okay? He's kind of like stuck in the commercial world, but he's cool.
Yeah. I mean, hey, it's a living.
So you have a show. I do.
Yeah, you want to plug it? Sure. He did.
Right now. Let's do it again.
It's called The Right Now Podcast. With John Gobblecon.
Yeah. And you know what, Bobby? Yeah.
I think that you should invite me on again. I want to have you.
So I can do a redo.

I want to do a full redo.

I want to have you on.

Yeah.

I'll bolt everything down.

No, you know what?

I will not.

No, I'm going to wear a suit.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm going to come with a different angle.

Oh.

Yeah.

What's the angle?

Are you drunk?

What's the angle? The angle the angle the angle is i'm gonna comedy with

he didn't do comedy the first time not on my show right you know did the numbers do good or no

on our show yeah yeah they did really good yeah yeah yeah people they're it's a big hate watch

period right now but here's the thing yeah so many people in the comments yeah of my show are like

Thank you. people it's a big hate watch period right now but here's the thing so many people in the comments of my show are like is John Goblikon Bobby Lee I can't wait to have you I can't wait to do it I can't wait I can't wait to do it thanks for coming I gotta go to bed I gotta go to bed yeah yeah it's you know i mean i gotta go to bed i have those zimbic burps oh zimbic burps are pretty yeah yeah and i'm super tired i gotta get i have to get up at in six hours oh i want to say thank you to john for coming on the show and i hope that next time that you go on his show you don't it's all good i can't wait to have you on bobby yeah i really i really made it And you know what? I'll say something to all you guys.
Yeah. I'm okay with Halloween now.

That's great. I really am.
Thank you guys, baby. Hey.
Can I say this too? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to read me right.
It's so great that we don't have to get you an Uber because you have your fucking broom. It's so just, you know what I mean? Or whatever you do.
Get the fuck out of here, man. Hey, hey, hey.
To be honest.

Fucking freak.

John.

John.

Get him out of here.

Hey, no.

Hey, clap.

No.

Thank you for being a bad friend.

Get the fuck out of here.

Are we having our first fight?

John. John.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.

We'll be right back. Yeah.
Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.