Bobby Turns 60!

Speaker 1 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 A white dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 Probably you two or something. We're bad friends.
What's up? Oh,

Speaker 1 shit, kicking it all school. Wow.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 I am scientist.

Speaker 1 Put your headphones on. Oh, so we're doing a sketches now.
Put your headphones on.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's all making sense. This is now I'm having fun.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chili Chill is in the house.

Speaker 1 there it is right there and who am I who am I do you know who I am I am scientist from North Korea no well that it's that in a combination with that and drugstore June I'm the pharmacist

Speaker 1 your favorite movie drugstore June pharmacist oh god guy look at this and the boys you know what they are

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 well you're right you have the north you're G Soon Park

Speaker 1 that's the guy your mom likes yeah who are you no that's that's son

Speaker 1 Who are you, Pete?

Speaker 1 Me? No.

Speaker 1 Pete.

Speaker 1 Me? Yeah, you're the Pete. Oh, that's me.
Oh, my God. Pete is back.
Hey, guys, I missed you. Pete.

Speaker 1 What did you bring us, Pete? Well, for Bobby's birthday, I had my kids do some portraits of you in that blue bag over there. Ooh.

Speaker 1 They drew some portraits of you.

Speaker 1 Let's get it out of the way real fast. Happy birthday

Speaker 1 to you.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday to you. No, no.
Happy birthday, dear Robert.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday to you. All right.
Let's see the photos. Okay, photo number one.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 1 That's my son, five-year-old son. Oh, I thought it was the priest and the exorcist.

Speaker 1 Wasn't it? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what your five-year-old son thinks Bobby looks like? The priest of the exorcist. Fantastic.
Fantastic. And let's see the next one.

Speaker 1 My three-year-old?

Speaker 1 This is four in the morning, Bobby. Let me see.

Speaker 1 That's right now, actually. I can't sleep.

Speaker 1 Doing wide-eyes. I can't sleep.
A little wide-eyed Bobby. Yeah, yeah.
All right, who's the next one? Okay, next one. My three-month-old.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Your three-month is retarded. Oh,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
He's a good guy. And

Speaker 1 what's the next guy? He's a good guy. I tried.
I tried to make it.

Speaker 1 This is Pete.

Speaker 1 This is you?

Speaker 1 I tried to make it. Yeah.
Whoa, right here. What is this?

Speaker 1 Pretty similar to the three-month-old.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Pretty right on par.
Yeah, so thank you so much for these. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. That's the present?

Speaker 1 They worked really hard on that.

Speaker 1 All right, all right, all right. Rudy, what did you get? Other than being chilly chill, probably costume of the day.
Chilly chill, what did you get, Bob, for his birthday?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 He can open it. Give it to me.
I'll give it to you. Are you sick, by the way? You sound sick.
She was a couple weeks ago. Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 1 Nice bringing it here. I'm not contagious.
She's not contagious. Yeah, I promise.
Yeah, all you're doing. All right, so this is great.
And can I

Speaker 1 just make.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm going to guess.

Speaker 1 A candle.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 Soap. Nope.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 kind of. Body wash.
No. Okay.
Just open it.

Speaker 1 Well, okay, yeah. All right, fine.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh. oh

Speaker 1 lericium rumstrid

Speaker 1 let me see what is this is kind of cool dude this is for the bath dude show me is there a price tag no i can't

Speaker 1 i get it oh that's nice this is bath salt you could smoke this

Speaker 1 yeah you could smoke this and get ripped yeah so this right here is

Speaker 1 i don't know if you like it but i know you you really like perfume it's a cologne for men or women i don't know i just like the smell and i thought you'd like Oh, like, that's a sweet, that's a sweet gesture.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's too dark to be good. No, this is, I knew it's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 How is it? Really good. Really? Yeah, so.
Pass it. It's like it's musky.
I can kind of smell it from here. Yeah.
What brand is it? I don't know. Fili fragrance.
Oh, is it fili fragrance? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Fili fra. I really like it.
That says fragrances. I really like it.

Speaker 1 It does. sorry, my mouth.

Speaker 1 Oh, this is Pogostement. It's really good.
Pogostement. Do you know this? And then the next one, because you smoke a lot.
Yeah, you do. Yep.
And we got to quit. It's an ashtray.

Speaker 1 Fucking amazing. Let's see.
Can I say something to you? Whoa.

Speaker 1 Dude, what a great gift. Yeah?

Speaker 1 Honestly, I have to give it a nine out of ten. Nine out of ten.

Speaker 1 That was really good, dude. Any gifts from the room up here?

Speaker 1 You know what? It was thoughtful. You thought about it.
You're not just getting me socks like Steve does, my brother. Is that what he got you this year? Socks?

Speaker 1 No, but he'll just go, hey, happy birthday, dude, and get me like a pack of socks. Well, you do like socks.
I know, but still, it's not thoughtful. All right, let's see what the boys got, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, Carlos. You want to set it up?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Me, Andres, and McCone went to Echo Park.
We put it out there on Instagram to all the fans to come do a video for us. And this is from us and the fans to you.

Speaker 1 All real fans pulled up to Echo Park. That's amazing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday, Bobby. Happy birthday, Bobby.
Thank you so much for making me laugh during my childhood on Matt TV. Happy birthday, Bobby.
We love you. Happy birthday, Bobby.

Speaker 1 You have put me through a lot of things, and I'm so appreciative of you. Happy birthday to my bisexual brother.
I'm sorry about everything

Speaker 1 on the road in 2023. Yeah.
It's almost 2025 now, so we can move past it all. Happy birthday.
I love you. Happy birthday, Bobby.
We love you so much. We wanted to show how LA loves you.

Speaker 1 So we pull a call out and la answer happy birthday buddy

Speaker 1 happy birthday to you

Speaker 1 five

Speaker 1 happy birthday dear body

Speaker 1 happy birthday to you la answer

Speaker 1 so funny

Speaker 1 it's so funny

Speaker 1 that's good

Speaker 1 well that's cool five people show up they came in droves huh

Speaker 1 wow

Speaker 1 I guess that was hard to contain. Did the cops show up? Because that was too much of a like a...
I mean, the photo before, though, looked like there was a lot of people. Yeah.
That one. What's that?

Speaker 1 That's a stock photo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a stock image. The Y didn't look that good.

Speaker 1 I thought that was it. I was like, oh, that is cool.
No,

Speaker 1 it's only five. Yeah.
Okay, well, thank you for showing up to that.

Speaker 1 God, you guys really love to do this to me. We have a video from Fancy, too, because he's not here today.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sad that he's gone. Yeah.
Happy birthday, Bobby. I'm sorry I'm not there celebrating with you, but I'm doing something nobody else has ever done for you.

Speaker 1 I took a plane last night and I'm here in Springfield, Ohio, looking for your favorite treat.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 It's so topical. It's so topical.
He's right on beat. Very good.
He's on beat, that guy. He doesn't miss.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's looking for cat meat. Well,

Speaker 1 I got you a gift.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I actually got something really special and custom made for you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 You want to come here, Ben?

Speaker 1 I got you something real actual. Look at me.
Very special for you. Thank you, man.
This is my good friend Ben Baller came by. Whoa, what's up, Ben?

Speaker 1 Fuck yeah, homie. Ben, can you sit? You want to sit in this for two seconds?

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 Dude, you came all the way over here, Ben? I just landed from Chicago, man. He just landed.
Wow. And you came here for what? Not just this.
There's no way you came here for what. He did.

Speaker 1 He came here just for this. Why? Just mail it to me.
No. Nah, this can't be mailed.
This can't be bailed. Oh, wow.
Ben. Oh, my God, dude.

Speaker 1 Dude, I'm like... Today, what a day.
Well, go ahead. Rob Lowe earlier, and now Ben Baller.
What did Rob Lowe do for you? He just talked to me for a second.

Speaker 1 But anyway, no, I'm just saying, running into people. You're filled with joy right now.
Pretty joyous. Your 53rd birthday.
This is great, dude. How old are you, Ben? Shit, I know he's older than me.

Speaker 1 He is, yeah. How old are you, Ben? 51.

Speaker 1 Fuck, dude. But look at how much better it looks.
You do look really good. Doesn't he? Yeah, Rudy agrees.
You look really good for your age. You think?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, cool it out.
Cool it out, roll out. Cool it out.
That's enough of that. Yeah.
Pervert. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ben, you're married, right?

Speaker 1 In the middle of a divorce, and the kids are outside.

Speaker 1 Oh, they are? They're outside?

Speaker 1 Okay. Thanks for bringing it up.

Speaker 1 Sorry, my bad. My bad.
I even told you. You'll find somebody.
You'll find somebody. You'll find somebody.
No, no, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you're killing it.

Speaker 1 No one's worried about him. Not yet.
But he's got a special gift real fast.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Dude, already, dude, it might be better than hers. I did something for you that you probably won't believe.
And I called him up. I said, I need a favor from you, and I need you to help me out.

Speaker 1 It's brass knuckles. Please tell me.
Do you want to show him what it is? You want to show him? A little something, just a little something from me to you. Nothing crazy.

Speaker 1 But if there's one person to call it Spen Baller, and I said, Ben, I'll get you something dope, and he'll know what he wants, and it'll be great.

Speaker 1 And I think this is your style.

Speaker 1 Is it alive? Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it. Okay, well, I'll close the way.

Speaker 1 But I said, you got to match Bob's style. And he goes, I know exactly how to match that guy's style.
I know what he wants. I know what he needs.

Speaker 1 We don't have to talk. We will talk about it in a minute.
Okay.

Speaker 1 You can tell him after he.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Put it around his neck.

Speaker 1 There's no fucking head. Take off your headphones.
There's no way, dude. Take off your headphones.
There's no way, dude.

Speaker 1 There's no way, dude. Okay.
Wait, teach how heavy this is. Wait till you feel it.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, God, your head is fucking

Speaker 1 huge. No, his head's not big.
It'll gold. Trust me.
I'll get you how big. Okay, okay.
Wow. That's over a kilo of gold.
That's a kilo of gold.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Well, here's why. I said to Ben, I know Korean culture, big on church.
We're trying to get you back into religion.

Speaker 1 That's a weird thing that you would give me, though, because I don't, that's cross. I'm not a Christian.

Speaker 1 I have to walk around with this fellow and go, hey. First of all.
I mean, thank you. I appreciate it.
You told me spirituality was important to you again. Yeah, but not Christianity.

Speaker 1 It should have been a Buddha.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. It's 120 carats.

Speaker 1 I understand the carrots and the gold and all that.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.
Are you joking? No, you fucking fucking ruined with me. What the fuck? I thought it would be cool.
I thought it's like when we... You really don't like this? No, I mean.

Speaker 1 It's cool. No, it looks cool.
I'm just saying that it's like I'm not a Christian. It's not, it's more than that.
Okay, okay, it's cool. Thank you.
First of all, I mean, a Buddha,

Speaker 1 but even like the yin and yang, maybe. Do you not like it? No, I really love it.
Because this was not cheap.

Speaker 1 No, I love it. No, I'm serious.
How much was this? Tell him everything about the piece he's wearing around his neck. Yeah, tell me everything about it.
It looks beautiful, though.

Speaker 1 It's about 130 carats. There's actual glacier blue diamonds on there.
It's over a kilo on gold. What? It's about $260,000 together.

Speaker 1 You don't like it.

Speaker 1 Give it back.

Speaker 1 You got to give it back. Stop.
You don't like it? You have to give it back. No, don't take it off.
I have to take it off. I'm going to be so offended if you take it off.
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 Can I be off? I'm going to be fucking pissed off. All right, can I get off? I'm completely honest with you right now.

Speaker 1 Can I just, because you're my friend, I love you. Can I be a completely honest with you? Ben Bala, I love your shit, dude.
It's so beautiful, right?

Speaker 1 But can I be honest with you? It's so heavy.

Speaker 1 I can feel it yank my neck forward. It's like, it's so heavy.
Well, this can be exercise.

Speaker 1 I know, but it's like, oh i like i have to literally yeah you should stand up straight yeah yeah it's just it's like on me okay it's too hard it's like a boca thousand dollar

Speaker 1 you don't like it i love it but why'd you spend that much get me a car

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 1 i'm super i love it i love it i love it he hand designed that we it's for you i'm kidding i'm playing it for comedy of course it's great you don't like it no

Speaker 1 that's hangu made it's hangup no of course i love it are you disrespecting the culture culture right now? No, not to. No, of course I love it.

Speaker 1 But can I just, for right now, so I can perform, can I take it off my neck? No. I get to keep it on the whole fucking show.
Yes. I have to wear this all the time?

Speaker 1 I spent $260 fucking thousand dollars on it. I have to wear this every day.

Speaker 1 Like when I go to Hawaii tomorrow. It's a condo.
I bought you a condo, and I thought you'd be appreciative. Thank you so much, dude.
What a fucking pleasure. What a beautiful present.

Speaker 1 Cheeto, to be fair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In about 45 minutes, he's going to eat some admiel. It'll just cut the circulation.
It's like kilo of gold. It's well, it's Mike.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Ben knows, but still, I feel like you're trying to kill me.

Speaker 1 Maybe. Yeah, you know, no, so honestly,

Speaker 1 can I talk to you?

Speaker 1 Talk to me on the mic. We're on the show.

Speaker 1 Talk to me on the mic. We're on the show.
Yeah, oh, maybe, okay, but

Speaker 1 maybe I have to cut this part out, but why the fuck? Sorry. I don't even care.
He sent the wire yesterday. It was Friday.
He's paid. He doesn't care.
It's over. You spent that much money on this?

Speaker 1 Are you out of your fucking mind? Did this guy or did this guy not talk incessantly about I better get him something extravagant, unbelievable, expensive, over the top? Exactly.

Speaker 1 I had to call my business manager and like move money from a private fucking account to get this done for you. Yeah, but they're like,

Speaker 1 yes, what the fuck? You think I have that money just like sitting somewhere? I had to pull it out of my savings. Ben, are you being offended right now? What are you doing? So you're doing something.

Speaker 1 You're like, dude, you're doing a Yakuza fucking thing. Like you're going to fucking kill me.
Well, he will fucking kill you. Yeah, with your legs.

Speaker 1 No, not much. Thank you so much.
Very good. I like it.
So what I'm saying to you is a very beautiful, beautiful thing. It is.

Speaker 1 What do you think, Jules?

Speaker 1 It's really cool, but

Speaker 1 I feel like you would die from it. Exactly.
Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 dude, I think you're being real. So here's the deal, dude.
Okay? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Can you get your money back?

Speaker 1 You know, how about this? You don't have to give me anything. Just take your money back.
No, dude, you can't get your fucking... What are are you talking about? Those are that's it.
It's over.

Speaker 1 It's done. I'm going to put this in a vault then.
There's no way I'm going to, because it's so expensive.

Speaker 1 I'm going to put this in a vault. You're not going to wear it out.
You don't even want to show it to people that it's a thing that I got you?

Speaker 1 If you wear that in Hawaii, you will look like a fucking G. You'll be a king.
Don't you want to walk around a king that you are? You're saying that if I walk away, walk around with this fucking thing.

Speaker 1 Well, can I see what it looks like underneath the shirt?

Speaker 1 That's the whole point is to be on this shirt. That's your shirt.
No.

Speaker 1 No one knows it's there.

Speaker 1 No one knows it. I just see how bling his neck is right now.
Yeah, you're iced out on your neck. It's beautiful.
Oh, really? But pull up. How about with no shirt? Yeah, no shirt would be nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no shirt would be really nice.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. Yeah.
Beautiful. I'm just chilling on a beach.
Look at what you look like. I'm chilling on a beach, dude.
Mary Bobby or no? No. Oh,

Speaker 1 bro. Just look really good.
Really good? Just look at what you look like.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. I look like a future monk or something.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't look normal.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.
Do me a, I'm going to do this one last time. Okay.

Speaker 1 If you don't like this piece,

Speaker 1 then what? Just tell me the consequences.

Speaker 1 I'm being

Speaker 1 comedy, but I think you're being real, and I want to be completely honest with you. Thank you so much, but it's a little too much.

Speaker 1 Like, what I bought you was a couple of grand of little knickknacks, right? you 250 000 is so stupid 260 yeah 260

Speaker 1 i know but i'm just saying that i think but oh how about this then no

Speaker 1 yes i'll keep it i'll put i'm gonna buy a vault and i'll stick it in the vault do you have a safe at your house right now i do okay i'm gonna get a better vault because i don't have anything that's worth this much money tell them how hard this is shining from across the room i mean look at how beautiful okay it looks shiny

Speaker 1 is that what you're saying so ben ben are you telling me that and i swear to fucking god dude i don't want to threaten you because you very you look like you you know some people so i wouldn't never start he is the people i i know but look at how what he's doing right now i don't know what are you doing right now dude

Speaker 1 you're eyeing me down dude i appreciate it but what i'm saying is that i will bring this to hawaii and i'll wear it every fucking day but i'm telling you right now if

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm gonna get stares in a weird way. And also, somebody going to jack me.
No, they're not.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're going to be like, goddamn, that's 90 quote carry yeah whatever and then i'm gonna be like well no it's not it's plastic

Speaker 1 right and then they're like yank it out you know

Speaker 1 what's wrong dude

Speaker 1 i'm sorry you're very craftsman well i'm a little

Speaker 1 i'm kidding i know you're killing it all right so um can i go or do i no no no

Speaker 1 no no i can go yeah i appreciate you yeah yeah thank you thank you so much

Speaker 1 love you i'll touch you in a little bit it's really nice nice meeting

Speaker 1 all right take Kylie. I didn't know you were older than me.

Speaker 1 Wait, is this your iPhone?

Speaker 1 Is this yours?

Speaker 1 I'd rather have that.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 God, it looks so good.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Take care. I'll talk to you in a little bit.
All right. All right, guys.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 No, please don't take it off. No, no, I'm serious.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Oh my god.
Bob, Bob, Bob, stop. Stop.

Speaker 1 Stop. Stop.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 It really hurts my neck, Dobby. I know, I know.
You have to leave it on for the show. It hurts my neck.
I swear to God, it hurts my neck.

Speaker 1 It really hurts my neck, Derek. You look very cool, Tito Bavi.
I told you. Yeah, you look so dope.

Speaker 1 Seriously, your mind. I don't care if you and I are married.
When you walked in the door and you asked me, and you were like, why are you?

Speaker 1 I don't care if we're married and we're lovers and we live for 40 years together. You don't give somebody a $260,000 gift for no reason.
No, but there's a reason. What is the reason?

Speaker 1 And then why would you give me this symbol? Because a bad friend, yeah. You know what I mean? First of all, Ben was like, Ben was like, in the Korean culture,

Speaker 1 because God has so much movement, I want God to move through Bobby. And I said, what was the piece that you think I'm making? He said, I want to make a dope-ass cross, like old school hip-hop cross.

Speaker 1 And I said, that's so sick. And he goes, does he like color blue? I said, he loves a color blue.
And he goes, I'm going to do that. I don't, actually.
No? No, no, I feel like you don't know who I am.

Speaker 1 Color blue is not my favorite color.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't say favorite, but you like the color blue. I like it's like top 10, but it's like not even the top five.
Okay, I'll take top 10. You know what I mean? So it's a six.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Six is five. And then it's also like, I don't know about the carrots.

Speaker 1 Well, it's so shiny and stuff, but it's like

Speaker 1 are these real diamonds?

Speaker 1 There's nowhere there's real diamonds. What are they, dude? How much was this? $20.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know what? I know you so well. I know when you're frustrated, and I know when you get mad, and that's what you're doing right now.

Speaker 1 So, whatever.

Speaker 1 What I'm doing is, thanks, dude. What a wow.

Speaker 1 And then, you know,

Speaker 1 here's another problem I have with this.

Speaker 1 Now we're going to one-up each other. So, what do I have to get you next? A Maserati?

Speaker 1 That's more than a Maserati. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two months. I mean, that's my point, right? Here's a yacht.
And all of a sudden, I have no money.

Speaker 1 I'll have no money, dude. And then all of a sudden, we're broke, dude.
We're like those two guys from trading spaces.

Speaker 1 You know what we're like? What? You know what we're actually like? What are we like? Two bears, one slave. That's right.

Speaker 1 That's right. Wow, that's crazy, dude.
Thanks a lot, dude.

Speaker 1 Oh, shoot. Hey, buddy.
What, Dax Flames here? Dax is here.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Holy shit, Dax.
Thank you so much, Dax.

Speaker 1 Dax, are you...

Speaker 1 Sit down, Elis. Do you want to sit or do you got to go?

Speaker 1 What should I do?

Speaker 1 Do you have to go? What do you mean? We asked you to sit down. What should I do? I'll sit.
Pillow, mixed. Hi, nice to meet you.
Yeah. Dax, are you...

Speaker 1 Well, how did you know... Did you...
You got me a high-hoe cheeseburger? I heard that you like burgers. Yeah.
And you got me

Speaker 1 a high-end one, probably one of the best ones in L.A.

Speaker 1 You know, that's classy. Okay, check this out.
Yeah. Ask Dax.
Dax, do you like his chain? I got him a chain for his birthday. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you not, do you do like it or no?

Speaker 1 I like it. Yeah.
Would you wear it? I wouldn't wear it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 No, wait, stop. Thank you, Dax.

Speaker 1 Are you shirtless just for your birthday?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Yes.

Speaker 1 No. He's trying to emphasize the chain.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I wouldn't take it to put the shirt back back on a day. No, no, please off.
Please. It looks so much better off.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So, Dax,

Speaker 1 this was Andrew's present. Okay, nice.
Yeah, and now, can I just say something, bud? Sure. It hurts my neck so bad.
Oh, yeah. Maybe with the shirt on, it'll be a little cushiony.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I'm just seeing the weight of it is kind of pushing my fucking neck forward and it kind of hurts.

Speaker 1 It's very heavy. Just sit straight.
Sit straight up. There you go.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 But so, Dax, if you got this, you wouldn't wear it. I would wear it in front of the person who gave it to you.
Right. And then what would you do when you got home with this?

Speaker 1 Maybe just send them a text thank you and after buying it. Okay, then what would you do with it, though? Give it to someone who would wear it.

Speaker 1 This is $260,000.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
You know, so then would you give it to a friend or would you put it in a safe? I would sell it and just use the money on something you like. Oh, that's true.

Speaker 1 That's so good. I'd prefer you to not do that.
Yeah, I'm going to do that.

Speaker 1 What do you care? That will end our friendship if you do that. You bought me a beautiful 200 seconds.
And that's what it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 You don't sell it and then take the money and do something else with it. Yeah, I want to buy other things with it.
Like something that I need, like a car.

Speaker 1 You know that my car got totaled. You have the money for that.
They gave you money from the insurance.

Speaker 1 I know, but maybe you could have got me a car instead of this thing that I'm not going to, something I'm not going to fucking wear.

Speaker 1 Think about what you're doing, dude. Why would you ask Ben Baller, a fucking Chinese mafia, to come over here, you know what I mean, with his fucking glare and then do this to me?

Speaker 1 He's not Chinese, whatever he is. What is he? He's Korean.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. So hot.

Speaker 1 Rudy, what? He's so hot. Yeah, he is pretty hot.
You think he's a hot guy? Yeah. You better watch your mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth. He's 50-something.
Yeah. He looks good for 50-something, huh?

Speaker 1 Oh, he's so cool. Okay, so 50-something, and then what are you going to say about...

Speaker 1 You guys are?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm getting stepped on today. I thought it was a big one.
You guys are what?

Speaker 1 Like, okay.

Speaker 1 And Ben is like

Speaker 1 high up. So, Ben's a hot guy and we're losers.
Not losers, just okay. Ugly?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, or okay, ay. Okay, or okay, a why? Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. Ben is like, okay, okay, okay.
Okay. He's okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Yeah, I get it.
So, Dax, thanks for stopping by and getting it. When did you get the cheeseburger? Just a moment ago.

Speaker 1 Really? Can I open it? May I? Yeah, go ahead. When did you get the cheeseburger? Yesterday.
What do you think? Well, he got it today. I don't know how some of you guys work.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you guys will get me a cheeseburger from yesterday. Never have we ever.
Never done that. Yeah, but from hours ago, whatever.

Speaker 1 You've done that before. Hours ago.
It's been delivered 15 minutes before you're here.

Speaker 1 But he went and got this for your birthday. Really, thank you so much.
He also wanted to sing you happy birthday while you took a bite. So will you hold on? Will you take a bite and you sing, Dex?

Speaker 1 You said you had a special version of happy birthday for him. Yeah.
So go ahead while you take a bite. So wait, wait until I grab it.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Guys, I said something.
Really appreciate it. Pretty cold, though, huh? Is it cold, eh? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Honestly, when did you get this?

Speaker 1 Maybe 35 minutes ago. Okay.
That's not bad. It's not that bad.
All right, here we go. Go ahead.
And go. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Bobby.
Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 1 And there's a little card for you as well.

Speaker 1 That was the rendition. I thought you were going to be able to do that.
That was your own rendition. Happy Bobby Day to you.
Happy Bobby Day to you. I think we changed it to Bobby Day to you.

Speaker 1 I think we're going to change the words into a little bit.

Speaker 1 All right, let's not eat. Let's read the card.
Let's read the card. I'll read this later, Ben.
Thank you so much. Ben?

Speaker 1 You've still got Ben on your mind. Yeah, Ben's still on my mind.
Sorry. Ben Baller's still on my mind.
Do you know Ben Baller? Did you meet him on the way out?

Speaker 1 He's incredible. And Rudy thinks he's really hot.
He's a very handsome, cool dude. He's the man.
He looks handsome. He is.
He very much is.

Speaker 1 Oh, a card. What does it say?

Speaker 1 Can I see it? No, no, you may not. Well, let him read it.
I memorized it. That's how short it was.
What did it say? Keep up the good work. Well, that's true, isn't it? No, there's no Dax, nothing.

Speaker 1 Well, you know who gave it to you. He just gave it to you.
It doesn't matter. Like when I, 20 years from now, because I keep these in a fucking box.
Maybe he'll sign it for you.

Speaker 1 And for memories, I'll, you know, no, fuck off. Hey, what? No, I'm sorry.
This is bullshit. My neck hurts.
So what?

Speaker 1 Grow up. All right.
You're 53. Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Sorry, is it me? Yeah. I'm being the wrong one.
All right. All right.
Sorry, McConnell. Thank you so much, Dax.
For sure.

Speaker 1 Dax, thank you, man. This was great.
Yeah, thanks. I appreciate it.
Thank you, Dex. Thank you so much, Dax.
I'll see you later, buddy. Thanks a lot, man.
Bye, dude. Thanks, Dax.

Speaker 1 Very nice. What a sweet, sweet guy.

Speaker 1 Like, honestly. Honestly.

Speaker 1 Rudy has something to tell us. What? You fucking know.
Don't play dumb. Don't you dare play dumb with me.
That's so good.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Oh, hold on.
I'm going to try to see if I can get it. No, that's going to hurt, dude.
No, it won't. Yes.
Sticky. Hold on.

Speaker 1 Can I have this? No. No.
Why do you want to take that home?

Speaker 1 Because I need to shave.

Speaker 1 That's a man. That's for men.
It's better.

Speaker 1 It's that woman escaped. I know, but men's

Speaker 1 ravers

Speaker 1 is usually better.

Speaker 1 Why? Why? I don't know. They make it better for men.

Speaker 1 Why would they make it better for us than for you guys? That doesn't make any sense. I don't know.
Isn't the same? Because sometimes I'll go out on the road. I'll use a woman's shaver on my tuchi.

Speaker 1 You do it on your tuchoo? Yeah. They say men's razors are better.
It's more sensitive for sure. I have gripe.
Can I tell a little gripe or not? Please.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for your happy birthday messages on Instagram. But, you know, next time you do that, you don't have to throw in a fun fact.
Give us some fun facts.

Speaker 1 So today I get, happy birthday, buddy. By the way,

Speaker 1 Pat Merida, you're older now than Pat Merida was when he did Karate Kids. Wow.
When he was,

Speaker 1 wow, you are. Right? It's insane.
And then guess what? Two hours later, I bought a Bonsai tree.

Speaker 1 Wow, Pat Merida during Kara Karate Kids. How old was Pat Merida when he kids? 52.
Yeah. You're 53.
I'm 53. So you're older than Mr.
Miyagi. Dude, I'm older than Mr.
Miyagi in that movie. Wow.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy? That's beautiful.

Speaker 1 No, I don't like that film. I love that because look at how much younger you look than he looks.

Speaker 1 That's a compliment. Oh, no, you look the same.
Never mind, you look the same. Pretty good.
Let me hear you say wax on wax off. Waxolo wax off.
No.

Speaker 1 How do you say it? Really go for it. Waxolo, wax off.

Speaker 1 Kind of play it out.

Speaker 1 Play it out?

Speaker 1 I don't even know what you mean, your notes. Play it out.
Oh, play it out.

Speaker 1 Bring up the wax on wax off scene, please. Yeah.
Bring up the wax on wax off scene, please. Okay.

Speaker 1 I think I'm doing it way too much, I think. I think his is more

Speaker 1 subtle. His is more low.
Yeah, yeah. Here it is.
I'm what? Have you seen this movie?

Speaker 1 Oh my god, you have to watch this movie.

Speaker 1 What are you doing, dude? That was literally.

Speaker 1 I'm what? I'm being your goddamn slave is what I'm being, man. Now, we made a deal here.

Speaker 1 So, so you're supposed to teach me what I'm supposed to learn, remember? For four days, I've been busting my ass. I've been on a goddamn thing.

Speaker 1 I learned plenty. I learned how to paint your decks.
Maybe I watched your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learned plenty, right? And not everything is the same.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, not everything is the same.

Speaker 1 Tanya, son, Tanya San.

Speaker 1 What? Come here.

Speaker 1 Come here.

Speaker 1 Show me sand the floor. I can't move my armor, right?

Speaker 1 Oh, I remember this whole thing. It doesn't work, but I've

Speaker 1 tried to tell other people.

Speaker 1 Ow, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 Now, show me

Speaker 1 Sand the floor. How did you do that? Shut up!

Speaker 1 So good. Such a great movie.
Sand the floor.

Speaker 1 You do that all the time.

Speaker 1 Show me. I think it was blowing him when it went.

Speaker 1 at it.

Speaker 1 Sandofloa.

Speaker 1 Sandofloa.

Speaker 1 Big sucker. Sand the floor.

Speaker 1 Sanda floor.

Speaker 1 Now show me. Wax on, wax off.
Wax on, wax off.

Speaker 1 Oh, again, he goes to blow. Blowing him again, it's Jesus.

Speaker 1 Wax on, wax on. Oh, come on.

Speaker 1 Wax on.

Speaker 1 concentrate, look in my eye, like a hand, thumb inside,

Speaker 1 wax on, hat,

Speaker 1 wax off, hat,

Speaker 1 wax on, hat,

Speaker 1 wax off, hat,

Speaker 1 wax on,

Speaker 1 wax off,

Speaker 1 show me penta fence up, down

Speaker 1 up,

Speaker 1 down,

Speaker 1 up,

Speaker 1 down

Speaker 1 I wanna watch this whole movie

Speaker 1 right now. It's so good.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 all right, pause it. No, no, I want to see the part where he

Speaker 1 I gotta see this part

Speaker 1 when he actually does that.

Speaker 1 pent offense

Speaker 1 Show me side of side

Speaker 1 Show me sand of floor

Speaker 1 karate kid dude that's how you learn met by manual Labor.

Speaker 1 I feel like the Jackie Chen version is better. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I just.
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do we mean? What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean?

Speaker 1 That movie is so good.

Speaker 1 No. Oh, my God, dude.
Have you seen it? Have you seen it? I've seen it. It's with Jaden Smith.
Yeah. No.
No. Ralph Macchio, my guy.
Ralph Macchio guy. I even cried at the end.
You would? Oh, why?

Speaker 1 Because there's black people in it.

Speaker 1 He won. He won.
He won.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so did fucking Ralph Machio. No, this is better.
No, you haven't even seen Karate Kid to say that this is better. Did Jaden do The Crane? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He did. It did a great job.
Oh, really? It's actually impressive. Yeah,

Speaker 1 honestly, it's actually a really good movie. Yeah, it is.
But

Speaker 1 don't do that to Pat Merida. Not on his birthday.
Okay. Not on his birthday.
Yeah, yeah. But I never saw this version.
Did you? Yeah, it's pretty good. It is pretty good? Yeah, it's very good.

Speaker 1 All right. It's actually very good.
It is, okay. Well, Jackie's incredible.
Yeah. Jaden is phenomenal.
He's a, he's, you know, he's the child of an egomaniacal sociopathic maniac.

Speaker 1 So, he, of course, is going to be a good actor. Yeah, yeah.
It's like, what are we talking about? This guy's incredible. Wow.

Speaker 1 The whole family, he breeds talent. All these kids have talent.
All of them. That's amazing.
What does it say on the hill? Cheap?

Speaker 1 Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap. Let me see, zoom in.
Oh, it's written in

Speaker 1 this way to Dog Hill.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 is this in Springfield?

Speaker 1 Wow. Wow.
It's interesting.

Speaker 1 I think you should watch it. You'd like it.
Do you think Koreans got offended by this Haitian stuff?

Speaker 1 You're the one to eat the dog.

Speaker 1 Do you think or not? That's our thing. That's our thing.
That's us. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Don't take credit for a dog. Yeah, so

Speaker 1 I'm going to watch that movie then. You should.
Okay. It's actually really good.
What do you have to announce to Tito on his birthday? You told me before the show you wanted to ask.

Speaker 1 Tell him something.

Speaker 1 Tell him what it is.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. Um, that I just wanted to say

Speaker 1 that I appreciate you. I see you as like a father figure.
I think you've

Speaker 1 you've um

Speaker 1 you've always been there for me. You're very supportive, and I think,

Speaker 1 yeah, you're just

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 I mean, coming from her,

Speaker 1 that's huge. That's the best.

Speaker 1 I believe it. She said, I love you.
Go ahead, Carlos.

Speaker 1 Me, you want me to say something? Way to go, Makon.

Speaker 1 Go ahead and do it. Try it again.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think you know what you're doing. What's happening? He's jerking it.

Speaker 1 It's the way the arrow goes.

Speaker 1 I think it's a lost colour. Dude, that's your guy.

Speaker 1 That's my guy. That's your guy.
That's my guy.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Here's the best part.

Speaker 1 Hey!

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 1 here's the best part

Speaker 1 you fucker well carlos said because carlo says to clean that up that's the best part yeah happy birthday thank you man

Speaker 1 anyone else have want anyone else have a speech oh i have one oh yeah go ahead bob i've met you like 14 years ago

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 You were one of the only people in Hollywood or in my life that's ever just been consistent. And I just want to say thank you.
Thank you, bud. And I've always looked up to you.
And

Speaker 1 you're the man. Thank you, bud.

Speaker 1 Connect. You got me through some of the toughest times of my life.
Back when I was FedEx driving during the pandemic, didn't know where I was going. What I was doing.
This is before I met you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But parasocially. He's saying he was a fan.
Parasocially. Okay.
Been a fan. Okay.

Speaker 1 And then through you, through Tiger Belly, I heard about Brandon Dermer, got a lot of my first jobs through there. And then also you were nice enough to talk to me that one night at the comedy store.

Speaker 1 And I was so happy that you did. I walked three miles home to my apartment in Central Hollywood because I couldn't believe that you talked to me and you were nice.
And I was so nervous.

Speaker 1 I was stumbling over my words. And you said, Slow down.
It's okay. Let's take a seat.
We sat down and we talked about

Speaker 1 you gave me your number. And I couldn't believe I was calling.
It was

Speaker 1 coming. I was calling everyone I knew.
The front patio. Yeah.
I remember. Unbelievable.
And then

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 1 always look back. That's good, that's a lot you're doing.
That's a lot, that's enough. Stop, that's enough, God, goddamn, dude.
I love you, yeah, all right,

Speaker 1 Pete, Bobby. I've been a fan of yours since you're doing it.
That's good, so let's get back to the show. Let's just kind of continue the show.

Speaker 1 That's not real, but anyway, um, let's go back to the show, Jules.

Speaker 1 You already did it. What's going on in your life? Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 Well, in class, we made

Speaker 1 fruit flies drunk,

Speaker 1 and I learned that they don't have any lungs so they just breathe through their skin we're trying to get you citizenship

Speaker 1 you're paying for a cigarette yeah this is insane you're getting fucking food flies drunk drunk wait why what to find out what just to find out if um

Speaker 1 i don't know but we're doing they're doing research and we're doing the that kind of procedure for the flies and she's already becoming a nurse

Speaker 1 already look at that start with the insects

Speaker 1 researchers suggest that alcohol stimulates the flies fly's brains as a reward in a similar way to sexual conquest.

Speaker 1 The work points to a brain chemical called neural peptide F, which seems to be regulated by the fly's behavior.

Speaker 1 Something with the brain. Yeah, I just read it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Jesus Christ.
Just read it. You're in school.

Speaker 1 I thought you were done. Didn't we think you were done? No,

Speaker 1 next year. Next year you're done.
You know, I re-watched some of the paranormal activity movies. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 You wanted to creep yourself out a little bit? Do you see? No. You've never seen

Speaker 1 paranormal activity? I have, but I haven't seen anything recently. No, like the first two.
Sure. The original ones.
Yeah. Have you seen it? They're like 20 years old.
Oh, yeah, yeah. 2019, 2009.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying they're good. No, they're very good.
I'm just saying you're talking about like it's in a theater.

Speaker 1 I know, but what I'm saying is that that's a horror movie where when you do watch it alone and you actually go to bed. Yep.
Any creek, anything is

Speaker 1 it gets you. It gets you more than the modern shit doesn't get me.

Speaker 1 That paranormal activity got me. Got me good.
Have you seen it? No. It's incredible.
It's so good. Yeah.
But my question is, I mean,

Speaker 1 it's an old movie, but

Speaker 1 that guy, Micah, do you remember Micah in it?

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 What do you, what?

Speaker 1 What do you want? I'm just, I have a question. Yeah, I want to.
I'm waiting. That guy.
So he is the husband of that first girl in the first movie. Yeah.
You leave.

Speaker 1 I leave.

Speaker 1 Right, you leave? You can't. That's your.
No, you leave. You can't.
Yeah, dude. You don't break up things that are so good.
Look at this. You stay.
If you and I. Even when it's hard.

Speaker 1 If you and I were camping

Speaker 1 and there was a ghostly presence in the forest. Yeah.
Okay. And I go, you know what? I'll do an experiment.

Speaker 1 And you're telling me, and you're fucking telling me, oh yes, ever since I was a baby, a ghost has been fucking haunting me. Yeah.
Right? And then I go, I have some baking powder.

Speaker 1 Out of nowhere. Sure.
Just have some in my trunk. Just in case.
Right. So I did an experiment at three in the morning.
I put baking powder outside our fucking tent.

Speaker 1 The next morning, if we saw ghostly footsteps on that baking powder, you'll never see it. No more bad friends.
That's it. Yeah, it's just friend.
Just friend. By yourself.
Old friend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because there's no way. Anyway.

Speaker 1 Is this real? Like,

Speaker 1 yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's real.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 I don't know anything about it. It's a fucking movie.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You never saw paranormal activity? No.
What?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Can I get a fucking thing?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He can do it. It's just not hard.
Nice and slow. He's got it.

Speaker 1 And you want glasses or not? Yeah, I'm going to do the glasses. Yeah, you've never seen Paranormal Activity? No, no.
How not? Why not, dude? This is such a good movie.

Speaker 1 It's such a fucking good movie, dude. I watched the David Chase documentary about Sopranos.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Did you see Chim Crazy? Oh, my.
We watched it together on the plane. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 You're both watching it. Do you see Chim Crazy? I want to see that.
I haven't seen it. Oh, my God.
Chim Crazy is so good. Donnell.
Donnell Rawlings. Wow.

Speaker 1 Wow. Good to see you.
What's up?

Speaker 1 What's up, okay? What's up?

Speaker 1 You want to wish Bob a happy birthday? What's up, D?

Speaker 1 Before we even start,

Speaker 1 I just want to say,

Speaker 1 Diddy is not my boy. Yes, he is.

Speaker 1 Yes, he is. Let's be clear.
Kim Jong is not your boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Diddy, Sean Puppy Kong, Sean John is not my boy. Have you met him before? Yes, I have met him before.

Speaker 1 Pictures of Donnell Rawlings and P. Diddy together.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. They're on the internet.

Speaker 1 Wait, internet.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Someone at D. Island.
Whoa, whoa. Uh-oh, where, where? There's got to be photos of them together.
Boys. Yeah.
Okay. Zoom in.
Zoom in. Oh, wow.
There's the dogs. Just be okay.
First off.

Speaker 1 Okay, what do we got here? Photoshop? That's not Photoshop. That's 100% you.
That's you. That's not me.
That's you partying in St. Bart's with Diddy.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It wasn't Diddy. Diddy was the freak.
I was with Sean Combs. Oh, sorry about that.
Oh, my bad. Sean Combs.

Speaker 1 That was a very good night. Okay, too.

Speaker 1 I think I bet it was.

Speaker 1 There's Dave. Interesting that this would take Sean also on an island.
Is that Tiger Woods? No, that's not Tiger Woods. That's so funny to say that.
Is that Magic Johnson? Yep. That's Magic Johnson.

Speaker 1 To the left. No, it's not Magic Johnson.
The fact that y'all think everybody looks like that. No, that's it.
First of all,

Speaker 1 that's Magic Johnson on the left. No, it's not.
It's all Chris Spencer. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's what it looks like. French Montana.
Serena Williams. No, that's no way yet.
Okay, the kid from Blackish. Oh, God.
Hold on, let me guess.

Speaker 1 Honestly, tell us who that is. No, no, let us guess.
Okay. Okay.
Dave Chappelle,

Speaker 1 Sean Combs, Russell Simmons. Let me guess.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 That guy on the far left is Bo Diddley.

Speaker 1 Above Bo is. The Invisible Man from the book.
That's Invisible Man.

Speaker 1 Right next to him is Whitey Ford.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And next to me is a bottle of baby oil.

Speaker 1 One of the thousand. One of the 10,000 bottles of baby oil.
Do you remember that night, though? I do.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I faded. I was supposed to be in faded.
But the thing about it was, I just did a podcast a while ago, and I say, you know, it's hard.

Speaker 1 Like, it's when someone you know gets in trouble, you have mixed feelings because you have a relationship different from what the media. sure

Speaker 1 yeah and i know as crazy as it may sound this is something that he does he does every like chris during a christmas break and it's a very very family family oriented retreat yeah i know it must may sound crazy but that day was a great day it was filled with candy canes and popcorn and all the festive things that people like for the holidays candy canes huh

Speaker 1 but i will say who likes candy canes i left that i don't like candy canes i left that party at a reasonable hour

Speaker 1 right and i tell people all the time, Puffy Those are best party, but you got to leave before 4 o'clock in the morning. 4 o'clock.

Speaker 1 4 o'clock. It's going to go crazy.

Speaker 1 Can I say something? Do you have the same disease Gary Oldman Gary Coleman had? I don't have any disease.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.

Speaker 1 Done, this is.

Speaker 1 Take this the right way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I have never in my life seen a black person with a candy cane. Ever.
I mean, in my entire life. Me either.

Speaker 1 I bet you can't even Google black guy with candy cane. I'll tell you this.
There's two candy canes that black people fuck with. Oh, shit.
The colors, all the colors.

Speaker 1 All the color, and we fuck with them. But the peppermint.
There's a candy cane right there, dude. I've seen that.
Who's that? What? Who is that? I've never had a candy cane. That's Donell's uncle.

Speaker 1 I've never had a candy. Dee, is this you?

Speaker 1 No, that's not. That was in your Instagram slides.
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 So what kind of conspiracy is this?

Speaker 1 Yeah, when he comes in, we're just going to shit on the fact that we all connected a week ago. It was a love fest, and we had a good time.
We hugged up each other and everything.

Speaker 1 Now it's back to like, okay, okay, D, we're done.

Speaker 1 What did we learn about? What did we learn about each other last week?

Speaker 1 We learned that I'm consistent with not liking you.

Speaker 1 And I thought that was just reserved for Hollywood. It works in the Midwest.
I know. Anywhere that you should be.
I know. I know.
You are an asshole.

Speaker 1 The funny thing about it is people say, This is, I don't know if this is white culture or whatever, and I'm not going to make everything rice race. But it's just.
He said rice. I know he said.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to make everything rice.

Speaker 1 Sorry. Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, but you know, I'm not a fan of yours.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what I'm not a fan of. What's that? If I may.
Your feet.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You don't know anything about my feet.
Yeah, I saw your feet.

Speaker 1 You don't know anything about my feet.

Speaker 1 Is that whole day? You know what it's called?

Speaker 1 The black arrow. This is.
Because his foot is like an arrow. I got something for you.
Since you're talking about socks. He got socks.

Speaker 1 I figured out that I hear you go. What color do you want?

Speaker 1 You only have options now.

Speaker 1 You don't have any options. But speaking of feet, this is what I do to protect the innocence of my feet.

Speaker 1 And what did you learn about my feet?

Speaker 1 They're shaped in an unusual way. They're like an arrow.
Yeah. Very girthy and long.
No, pointy. Skinny.

Speaker 1 Pointy and skinny. I'm probably not familiar with that.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, we're going to do it, Bobby. Let's just do it.
What I do doing what, dude? All right. You come onto my podcast.
I'm not doing anything. I'm like, welcome.

Speaker 1 You talking about my dick, dog? No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about about lack of.
That's what I said.

Speaker 1 You know, people can speculate whatever they want. Yeah, yeah.
You go on record.

Speaker 1 It's his birthday. Let's be nice.
It's my birthday, dog. Thanks, man.
I got him a nice gift. Do you like the gift I gave him? What? A chain.

Speaker 1 Did you bring a chain in just because I was going to be here?

Speaker 1 Insane to think that. That's nice.

Speaker 1 So I knew that he was going to have that twisted fucking thoughts and thinking. No, I thought he was like this old Donila thing.
This is real hip and cool. Wait a minute.
And you dress like a doctor.

Speaker 1 What is the, what are you... Let's not talk about clothing over here.
Okay, let's not talk about it. Let's not talk about it.
No, you got a doctor. That's a doctor's dress.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're looking, and look at how she's dressed. It's for his birthday.
We're playing his famous roles in movies. She's Chilly Chill right there.
And I'm in his favorite all-time movie, The Banger.

Speaker 1 That is Drugstore June. Okay, see, I didn't know that.
There's some history I didn't know. I thank you for bringing me a shot.
But I bought him this chain from Ben Baller. I had to do it.

Speaker 1 260 grand, dog. That's friendship right there.
How long before you sell it?

Speaker 1 See, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Now, let me ask you something.

Speaker 1 Is it something that you would do? What, give somebody a chain? No, no, sell it.

Speaker 1 If somebody gave you a $260,000 chain, would you sell it? It all depends who gifted me. Me.
If they gave it, I would definitely sell it. I don't want any memories.

Speaker 1 I don't want it. She slammed you too, dude.
No, I don't want anything. He comes in here with fucking.
This is what he does to me all the time. Yeah, what the fuck is your problem?

Speaker 1 You asked me last week, I go, yo, man, I'm going to be in town, dog. Can I do your podcast? I go, yeah, you're welcome.
And you come here and you fucking do this. That was a horrible impression of me.

Speaker 1 What? That was a horrible impression. Yo, dog, why you had to do all that?

Speaker 1 Now, if I would have been like this, and you was like this, Don Hill, you can't go through the threshold. Then that would be wrong.

Speaker 1 You can't do that threshold.

Speaker 1 I didn't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I saw you, I did roll up to you. I played Kung Fu Fighting.
Yeah, yeah. I thought that was good.
Get his car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought that was good.

Speaker 1 So I saw your toes, didn't like them. And then I got mantle.

Speaker 1 I got mantles. No, honestly, they're not.
I don't do pedicures. Yeah.
So then we did the show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Very funny. And then

Speaker 1 what did I do to you on stage? Do you remember? I don't. Yeah.
I tackled you a little bit.

Speaker 1 I don't remember that. What did he show you? He showed you something on stage.
No, he didn't. Yes, I did.
Yeah, he did. What? You commented about it the whole time.
Inside of my butthole.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 1 Damn, you know how something sounds like it's a good idea.

Speaker 1 And you're starting to be like, this man, I hit up to you.

Speaker 1 I fucked up. And you stared a little too long, dog.

Speaker 1 What I did tell you. You went like this.
Yeah. Huh? Yeah, yeah, you did that.
I didn't tell you. I said that.

Speaker 1 What I did tell you was that black people are one of the races to still hold tight to being homophobic. And with that said, you crossed the ropes with me every time you tried to get close to me.

Speaker 1 And I told you to get the fuck away from me. But you're used to people being aggressive towards you, being negative.
So that wasn't anything. That just made you more excited about being an asshole.

Speaker 1 Right. But this podcast is not going to be about my disdain toward you.

Speaker 1 Good. All right.
What do you mean, man? It's going to be about a bond. Yeah, good.
There was a fucking bond. And I'll tell you another thing, Chachi.
Okay?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, go ahead.
I'm just trying to make it. Yeah.
This is what. So, this is the truth.
You want to hear the truth? Yeah. I got the truth, dog.
Give it to me, baby. Okay.

Speaker 1 You want me to preach? Preach.

Speaker 1 What's the truth? The truth is this.

Speaker 1 Player. Okay.
You and I got booked on. Let me talk, dog.

Speaker 1 You and I

Speaker 1 got booked on a TV show, right? We did. Burke Chrysler, the cabin.
You weren't the first choice. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so let me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me fit in.
Can I tell the story? Default. Okay, go ahead.
Okay, can I tell the story? You thought you were going to do the show with Bill Burr. Right.

Speaker 1 You woke up that morning, what? Excited. About Bill Burr.
About Bill Burr, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not excited about Bill Burr.
I was excited about the history and what I was told about these shows.

Speaker 1 This is going to be a show where you go out in the woods and you bond with your boys, you have great conversations.

Speaker 1 I didn't know it was going to be a show that invited a person like Bobby or would be excited about Bobby getting there.

Speaker 1 And when I was there, because I hadn't talked to Bill in a while, yeah. And when I, this is what, this was what my response was.
I looked at the trailers and I was like, where's Bill's trailer? Right.

Speaker 1 Then I looked and it was a, and he didn't have a plaque, it was a piece of tape. They just wrote his name, right? That's when you know the person wasn't supposed to be there.

Speaker 1 And I saw it and I said, Bobby, and I said, fuck, yeah, yeah. And I was like, he's going to be naked.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I knew it. No, he wasn't.
And that wasn't.

Speaker 1 It took away from like what the show I thought it was. I was like, it's one of those shows.
And sure enough, as soon as I walk in the joint, this naked ass. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm so offended by bring up the picture of Bobby naked in the cabin on Netflix. I'm so offended that you would even say something like this.
Are you? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But you were naked on the cabin on Netflix. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
On a bearskin rug. Not Not a bearskin.
No, no, no, no skin. What are you guys doing? I mean, bring up the photo.

Speaker 1 There's a photo of it.

Speaker 1 Here. Nothing.
But naked right there with Bert.

Speaker 1 This is what I walked into. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And this is what Bill said. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Can I...

Speaker 1 May I say something?

Speaker 1 He got naked first. He tucked your

Speaker 1 hand. Right.
He got naked first.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Guys, we're not watching the show.
Willie hung out with you guys to show you naked.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, there we go.

Speaker 1 And that's so disrespectful. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 Caucasian people time. Oh, Bobby, when did you get here? Oh, I was here for like nine hours.
And look how comfortable he is. Watch how long it takes.
Shit.

Speaker 1 This is a setup because I had no idea what the fuck this show was about. And then Bobby Meek came back and made it feel like it's Russia 3.
I don't want to be a part of this shit.

Speaker 1 Is there any way I could take a photo with you, me naked as well?

Speaker 1 Let me see right now. Don't even put this on the show.

Speaker 1 10 seconds on setup. 10 seconds you got there.

Speaker 1 I asked politely.

Speaker 1 Did you hear me ask politely? Thank you. Oh, my.

Speaker 1 Street thread gone. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 It's the two fingers.

Speaker 1 I'm your little friend. Get a camera.

Speaker 1 I get a camera.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is that not a joyous occasion? For you, it was. Yeah.
Did you, okay, did you not think that we did good together? Good chemistry.

Speaker 1 I think that there was a part of the show that we had good chemistry. Other than that, I just wanted to get the fuck out of here.
No, can I just say this? I promise you this.

Speaker 1 I guarantee you. Even you did that with Bill, our still would have done better than him.

Speaker 1 We wasn't doing that at all. You do that.
You're comfortable. You want to do it.
And that's, that's, I sense that you want to do it.

Speaker 1 You want to do it. You fucking want to do it.
And you're too afraid to say yes. And I'm saying you're going to get there.

Speaker 1 You're not comfortable. Well, I agree with you.
People exposing a body looks like an old man and a baby in the same person. Here it goes.
How are you shaking? Here it goes.

Speaker 1 How do you shape like an old man and a baby? Don't do that, dude. It's my birthday, dog.

Speaker 1 Peace.

Speaker 1 All right, all right. Honestly, dude.

Speaker 1 Yo, honestly, dude. Give me a hug, give him a hug, Donnell.

Speaker 1 You smell good, they're like Cuban cigars. All right, all right, all right,

Speaker 1 no, no,

Speaker 1 thank you, Donnell. Thank you, Donnell.

Speaker 1 Very good, very good.

Speaker 1 So, Donnell,

Speaker 1 I gotta take this off. It's so heavy.
Take it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Be careful taking it off. I can't believe I'm here.
Ben Baller was in here before you got here. Oh, yeah.
He just gave me that. And then you just gifted him, so it wasn't like a gift.

Speaker 1 I didn't give him that shit. That's $260,000.
That's real, for real.

Speaker 1 It's yours. You didn't give it to him.
I didn't give him shit. No, that's going right back to Ben.
That shit was all fake. Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck you.

Speaker 1 I thought that was my big gift, and it wasn't. He thought that was his big gift, and I 100%.

Speaker 1 We 100% had.

Speaker 1 You know, dude,

Speaker 1 okay, let's go back to real girl. You do have a real gift coming.

Speaker 1 honestly though dude Hold on. Hold on.

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 I want to be real with you. I'm my bad.
I'm sorry. And I'll never even do that again.
You will. I won't.
You will. I won't.
It's in your nature.

Speaker 1 I've never done anything like that to you ever. I've only shown you love and respect since I've known you.
And secondly, dude, I literally,

Speaker 1 you're like one of the few guys, I think, in the country where I just wouldn't want to follow on stage. Yeah, thank you.
you. That's right.
We made him close the show.

Speaker 1 You're a fucking destroyer, dude. You really are.
And I, you are equally.

Speaker 1 And I, and I,

Speaker 1 let me just get this off my chest. All right.
I honestly only feel

Speaker 1 pure respect and love for you, dude. And when I, and you know, it's like, I think I sense certain things like a sexuality or energy, but I know, but I'm probably reading it wrong.

Speaker 1 I'm probably, no, honestly, I think I'm reading. I could do it.
I'm sorry. No,

Speaker 1 I do see that with you, too. I think I'm reading it wrong.
I think I'm reading it wrong. No, it might not be.
You know what I mean? I don't know. Because I'm usually right.
Right.

Speaker 1 Because I feel a sexual tension, but I will ignore it. I'll bypass it.

Speaker 1 Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 Honestly, we will never do that again. We'll never cog.

Speaker 1 It wasn't a we. It was a you.
I didn't participate with that. Right.
All right. It wasn't a we.

Speaker 1 It was a you. That's what he's saying.
It wasn't reciprocated. He was bummed about it.
That's where exactly. Thank you so much, dude.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's his birthday.

Speaker 1 It's a two-way street. Yeah, it is a two-way street friendship.
What can you do for your birthday that you haven't already did to embarrass yourself and ruin your career?

Speaker 1 Celebration.

Speaker 1 How do you,

Speaker 1 what do you mean? What do you mean? How do you celebrate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done everything despicable.
Everything's canceled. But I've done some

Speaker 1 celebrate during your birthday.

Speaker 1 He's never fucked a guy. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and thank you so much. Well, you didn't have to fuck that guy, but if you got fucked by the guy, that's the same

Speaker 1 fucking guy. It's in the same boat.
You know what I'm saying? No.

Speaker 1 I didn't fuck him. He just fucked me.
I still gangster. Give me my charm back, please.
Yeah, yeah. Give him that charm back.
That's the only thing that's going to keep him

Speaker 1 together. So anyway, yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 1 what is it that scares you about flesh and flesh? Yeah. Flesh and my flesh is what's scary.

Speaker 1 Oh. You know, I've, I've, I've.
Here's another interesting thing you did last week. Because

Speaker 1 Andrew and I were in Springfield, Ohio, Yellow Springs. You were in Yellow Springs.
In your neighborhood. Don and Dan.
Hanging out all night. Don Allen Day.
Right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And late at night, I swear to God. And if you don't admit this, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
All right. You're going to do what?

Speaker 1 I'll lose my mind. Again.
Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I just want to be clear. You turned to me, right? We're close to.

Speaker 1 No. No, just stop.
Stop. Stop.

Speaker 1 Fucking stop. Okay.
Sorry. I got a lot.
That's okay. It's your birthday.
It's my birthday. You go nuts.
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 With your little beautiful eyes, you looked at me and you go, yo, dog.

Speaker 1 I would say you have beautiful eyes, but I can't see them.

Speaker 1 I mean, if we're going to do it, let's just do it, Bobby. All right?

Speaker 1 Wake up. Wake up.

Speaker 1 There it is. Still asleep.

Speaker 1 You look at me and you go, yo, man, come to my house. Let me cook you something.
No. Yeah, you did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you did. That's not what I said.
This is what you said, Bobby. Yeah, and I said, no, I don't have my lube.

Speaker 1 I don't have my lube on me. Shut the fuck up on your birthday.
How about that? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. No, what I said was...
Three in the morning, come to my house.

Speaker 1 Let me make you some fish, dog. Well, and I'm like, did you not say that? Did you not say that? Did you not?

Speaker 1 I'm going to let you do your, I'm going to let you calm down. I'm going to respect the facts of your birthday.
This is what I said. Okay, sorry.
Too much? No, this is what I said. Keep going.

Speaker 1 You said, Daniel, where is it a good place to get some food in Yellow Springs? I said, at my house. And you said, this is what you said.

Speaker 1 You said, I don't want your fried chicken, your collard greens, or your chitlins. He did not say that.
Yes, he did. He said, no, he said, I don't want pigs' feet.
He said, I don't want pigs.

Speaker 1 That's right. Pigs' feet.
Yeah. He said, I don't want pigs' feet.
Yeah, yeah. I don't want grits or okra.
That's all he said. Or jammy jam.
He doesn't want jammy jam.

Speaker 1 I don't like your jammy jam. Then after he started talking to people in town, he realized that there's one thing, it's a cool town, but it's not good.
It's not known for its food space.

Speaker 1 And what I was doing was I wanted to offer that to you because I like cooking for people when they come in. It was three in the morning.
You said, come.

Speaker 1 I don't see it that way. You said, come over right now to my house now, now,

Speaker 1 right? And I go, wow, it's three in the morning in my mind. You're like, let me cook you up something.
Now, to me, from where I'm from, dog, right? You would have jumped on.

Speaker 1 Where you're from, you'd have jumped from.

Speaker 1 Yo, where you from, if I would have invited you over, it is, right? Where are you from?

Speaker 1 Exactly. That's where it's from.

Speaker 1 That's where it is. That's where it is.

Speaker 1 Where from where you're from, you would have jumped on the opportunity to come to my crib.

Speaker 1 I would have loved to see where you live. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I wish we went over to your house. We weren't there long enough.
Yeah, but I invited you. I know.
We were there for 10 years. Three in the morning.
It's a little weird. We were there for 17 hours.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Right.
And I couldn't get an hour of your time.

Speaker 1 David had most of our time. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's not my fault. Right.
I tried. I know you did.
I thought it was a good experience. And I was excited to see you guys hanging out.
It was a good time.

Speaker 1 That was a really fun week. And I'll be honest with you, I mean, what did I do in the car? Bob started crying.
We were were leaving the shack, shed? The shack. The shack.

Speaker 1 We were leaving the shack where we were all hanging out with

Speaker 1 our beloved Dave Chappelle and

Speaker 1 Beloved. What the fuck is that? That's good.
Beloved. We do beloved him.
We belong. I love him.
I beloved him.

Speaker 1 And we were riding home after hanging with you and the family and Talib Quali. And then he turned to me and he said, you know what? And he just started bawling.
He just started crying in the car.

Speaker 1 I'm a hand to God. Hand to God.
And he was like, I'm just getting really emotional. This was such a wonderful day, a great moment in my life.
It was really, really nice. He goes,

Speaker 1 I just really wish.

Speaker 1 I really, really wish that

Speaker 1 I really wish Donnell wasn't there. Yeah.
And I could agree with that. And he started crying.
And I said, I wish Donnell wasn't there either.

Speaker 1 And it hit me in my chest. And I said, why did Donnell show up?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 honestly, because honestly, when I saw your fucking crooked feet,

Speaker 1 I saw saw your turkey turkey feet, right?

Speaker 1 It was like, ah, like that, right? Sticking out like that, right? I go, I wish I hadn't seen that.

Speaker 1 Could he give me PTSD and I have to do fucking trauma work on it? I know. Because those are fucking nasty.
I know. I know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 He did.

Speaker 1 I was going to say this. Idiot.

Speaker 1 When we did Burke Reiser's show, I heard about the stereotypes of Asian little Chinese looking motherfuckers, right?

Speaker 1 And I would thought

Speaker 1 that I would be in a situation where I

Speaker 1 saw,

Speaker 1 or was close to, an Asian penis.

Speaker 1 And then I said to myself,

Speaker 1 and I didn't think about it. And I said, this is why they like anal so much.

Speaker 1 It's the only place that it fits, and you know it's damp.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 1 He did really cry in the car. I did really cry in the car.
For real, he did. We got emotional.

Speaker 1 It was such a beautiful day with you. We had a lovely day.
We had a beautiful day. We had a beautiful day.
And you went on stage and you're killed.

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. Hold on.
I'm sorry. Give him a minute.
Yeah, we'll give you a minute, Dick. Give you a minute.

Speaker 1 What's going on?

Speaker 1 Oh, we we got a lot of cake. Oh, the birthday cake.

Speaker 1 Why now?

Speaker 1 He said there's no better time than now.

Speaker 1 Wow, Donnell, look at this.

Speaker 1 This is from Donnell. I love Hogwarts.
No, say thank you to he did this. Did you really make this?

Speaker 1 You brought this? If a penis pops out, no, I did.

Speaker 1 And I know what you're wishing for before you even open that box.

Speaker 1 Is this a trick?

Speaker 1 No, it's not a trick, bud.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 That's not one of the greatest cakes you've ever seen.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I'm listening to the song. Oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 Where's the cake? Right here.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's cake inside. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is that Korean love music? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Yobaseo, Yobaseo. Yobose o idiwa.
Money oopso karachogi. Money so hopshida.

Speaker 1 Do it again one more time, Donald. Yobaseo, Yobaseo, Yobaseo, Ediya, Money oopso, Katachogi, money iso, hop shida.
So money opso,

Speaker 1 you have no money. If you don't have any money, right? What's the second one?

Speaker 1 If you don't, Yobase, Yobase, Yoba Sale, Ed Yobo. Sir, sir, sir.
Come here. Yeah.
Ediya. Come here.
Yoba sell. Yoba sell, yoba sello ediya.
Yeah. Money oopso, katachogi.
If you don't have no money,

Speaker 1 get the funny. Money oopso.
Yeah. Hop shida.
If you got money, you can fuck.

Speaker 1 This is really fast. Who bought me this? Donnell did.
Really? Did Donnell? You really bought me this? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's no way you can. The reason I did it, I wouldn't have done it because it's making you happy, and I would have never wanted to do this.

Speaker 1 I know, but you didn't even know it was my birthday today, huh? I didn't. Yeah, yeah, and I would have loved to stand you up on your birthday.

Speaker 1 Yep. Why are you so mean, dude? You bring the worst out of me.

Speaker 1 I know, but you know, you love me. I mean, be honest.

Speaker 1 And I know the fans are listening, right? And they're going, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 The whole episode's been chaos. It's chaos, right? But let's be honest with our fans.
Yeah. Honestly.

Speaker 1 I'll be honest here. I like fucking with you.

Speaker 1 When I see you, we have fucking around. We have fun.
But.

Speaker 1 Why don't you ever say when you have these emotions? Joints, say, Donnell,

Speaker 1 look me in my eyes. Why do you never say that?

Speaker 1 That's an eye joke. That's an eye joke.
It's another eye joke.

Speaker 1 I promise you, there's not a i joined. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Donnell, Donnell. I don't know what you're talking

Speaker 1 lot

Speaker 1 how do y'all do this

Speaker 1 Donell, seriously. Yeah, I love you so much.
You know what? I will say that. And we're good friends.
Why do you have a hammer?

Speaker 1 Why do you have a hammer, dude? Just take a scissor and cut the tape up. Salaam Hammida.
I love you. Yeah.
All right, good. I don't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
No, I do. I do.
I respect you.

Speaker 1 Oh, you only respect me. I said, I do.
So if you found out that I passed away, there would be no sadness. Oh, it'd be a lot of sadness.
If I found out what? I passed away.

Speaker 1 Only thing I would be mad about

Speaker 1 is that I don't have a picture with you where I could just do my bullshit RIP post.

Speaker 1 Oh, right, right, right. Say this one hurt and put the prayer sign in.

Speaker 1 After the good ones, we're going to get that tonight. Wait, if I did take a picture with you, if you died, Bobby, I'd be like, just, well,

Speaker 1 he'll be missed.

Speaker 1 I think.

Speaker 1 No, I would be hurt if you passed away. I don't even want to talk about that.
Is that good? Pretty good. Yeah.
Yeah. Good.
Pretty good. I'm going to watch you eat it.

Speaker 1 You guys, honestly, what a beautiful birthday edition. I thought that was a wild episode.
It was really fun, dude. Wild.
Really, there's so much to it. There's a lot.
Yeah, it's gonna kill me.

Speaker 1 Donnell was

Speaker 1 icing on the cake. So, Donnell, do you want to plug anything?

Speaker 1 I just have podcast. What's it called? It's called a Donnell Rollins Show.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Subscribe to it.

Speaker 1 I go to my podcast.

Speaker 1 I don't know when this comes out. You guys come out like the next day or so, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. No.
No. This will be out when a couple weeks.
In a week. Oh, yeah.
September 30th. I'll be at just go to the podcast.
Check out his podcast, Jama with D.

Speaker 1 Jay with D. Jay with the D.

Speaker 1 What up?

Speaker 1 What are your dates?

Speaker 1 You got some dates, Doc? I don't know when this is going to come out. We just said the 30th, man.
The 30th? I will be at

Speaker 1 October the 4th. I'll be at NJ PAC Theater in New Jersey.
Yeah, check them out.

Speaker 1 What else? In Province, Seanworth, you're playing my home, Chicago. Love that club.
Addison, love that club. Mothership, going to see Rogan, Comedy Zone, Charlotte.

Speaker 1 ATL, then he goes to DC and the Irvine Improv and Milwaukee.

Speaker 1 Go to Donnell Rawlings.com.

Speaker 1 Donnell Rawlings.com. I know what those rooms fell.
Probably the greatest stand-up we know.

Speaker 1 We love them to death. Wait a minute.
Loot his eyes.

Speaker 1 Loose eyes on TV.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Donnell, come on. We got to take a photo, Donna.
Thank you. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 1 Donnell.

Speaker 1 You're not gonna.

Speaker 1 Somebody has to help me kick this off. I will.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It's a little expensive.

Speaker 1 I can't fucking believe you. I can't fucking believe you right now, dude.

Speaker 1 Don't do it. Take your head off because I gotta do it with your head and your glasses off.
There's no cash.

Speaker 1 Relax. Take your glasses off, kiddo.
You're my glasses.

Speaker 1 Hold on. Is it really heavy? Yes.
A huge fucking head.

Speaker 1 Is there a cooker? Yeah, there was a clasp, but I think he took it off. I don't know how he.

Speaker 1 Oh, he didn't take it.

Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 1 And gentle, dude. Gentle, gentle.
Gentle, that way. Gentle.

Speaker 1 There you go. Oh my god.
Thank God.

Speaker 1 Like, be thankful.

Speaker 1 Thank you. It's okay.
No, you're right. You're right.
It's fine. You're right.
No, no, you're right. If you don't like it, I totally.
I get it.

Speaker 1 If you don't like it, I get it back. No, no, no, I don't want to.
Yeah, give it back. No.

Speaker 1 Don't.

Speaker 1 Give it back.

Speaker 1 Give it back. No, give it back.
That's mine.

Speaker 1 You don't fucking like it, so don't get it. I like it.
It's got to appreciate through time.

Speaker 1 It's going to go home with me.

Speaker 1 I want a real gift then.

Speaker 1 You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking gift.
You're not out of your fucking gift. You're out of your gift.

Speaker 1 This is a real fucking gift.

Speaker 1 This is a real fucking gift. Why would you give me a $260,000 ring? It doesn't make any sense.
Bitch, all the sense in the world, it's a gift. God.

Speaker 1 That's just like.

Speaker 1 It makes no sense. Why would he give that?

Speaker 1 That was it right now. Okay.

Speaker 1 Manscaped.

Speaker 1 Man, that is one of probably the greatest pits we've done on this show.

Speaker 1 That was really good. What?

Speaker 1 Isn't that good? Yeah, how much was that, though?

Speaker 1 He just gave it to me. I'm going to give it back to him tomorrow.
Oh, okay. Isn't that fucking fucking amazing?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 How good is that bit, though? Fuck, this thing is heavy. How funny is that bitch? She thought it was real.
There's no way I knew that was.

Speaker 1 For a second, I thought it was real. But hey, but everyone, give me a little credit.

Speaker 1 You bit. You bit on that.
You were scary.

Speaker 1 You bit on that.