Shaka Spirit & ComicCon Nerds

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Speaker 1 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 You two or something. We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 I got a movie offer to go to Budapest. Yeah, yeah, I know.
I told you to take it. No, I don't know if I'm going to do it.
You have to take it. There's no money.

Speaker 2 I know, but it's still like, is it who's in it?

Speaker 2 Marmaduke Slickamu.

Speaker 2 Dude, she's on fire. They.
Oh, they are on fire, but Marmaduke and Sikkimu, though. Sikkamu's not.
Sikamu's a boy. Sikamu's a boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Marmaduke is that.
Marmaduke's my bear.

Speaker 2 Toto Candy is in it, right? She got cut. Oh, Toto Candy got cut, dude.
But Toto, did you see her in Delivery of Mind?

Speaker 2 One or two. Delivery of Mind, two, I think.
Yeah, that was two. The second one was in Portuguese, right? Yeah.
I like that they don't play it. Toto.
Woof. Woof.
Woof. I mean, she played a wolf.

Speaker 2 And, dude. So good.
The best wolf you've ever seen in your life. Yeah.
Woof. Woof.
Amazing. Did we ever show that video that girl who let the wolves lick the inside of her mouth?

Speaker 2 Look, there's a video of it. She'll open her mouth.
Wolf kissing. Ew, yucky.
Yeah. How many does that? Look, uh-oh.
Did she catch?

Speaker 3 She dope, but the mouth licking.

Speaker 2 She dope. Would have threw up everywhere.

Speaker 3 Please don't watch three minutes, four seconds in.

Speaker 2 That's a wild wolf. She didn't get sick.
Straight up. Straight up.

Speaker 2 So, anyway, for those of you watching, yeah, the wolf licked my mouth.

Speaker 2 So, what? I love wolves. That's Toto.
That's the girl we were talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah.
There she is. Toto.

Speaker 2 She's very good. So I don't know if you've been to Comic-Con, but that's my first and last time.
I'll tell you that right now. Well, you went and you were with my friends, which I love.

Speaker 2 Two of my dearest friends. I love them so much.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And, you know, I've never. Have you been to Comic-Con? Oh, my lord.
Once. You have? One time I went.
Comedy Central paid me to go down and I had to do the intros for the workaholics guys.

Speaker 2 They were doing like a thing. I had to go down and do that.
And it was so embarrassing. So embarrassing.
So I'll tell you what you see. And it's a wonderful thing.

Speaker 2 And I just have to say, it's a beautiful thing you watch. You see different varieties of your favorite characters.

Speaker 2 I saw Spinal Biff with Spider-Man.

Speaker 2 Yeah, right. I saw Fat Laura Croft.
Are you sure? Yeah, it was Fat Laura Croft. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, because I was like, she doesn't raid too much.
She raids the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 That I know Fat Laura Croft. And then I swear to God, and this is, it doesn't sound mean, but this actually happened.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I'm during the day, I'm smoking a cigarette because I do a bunch of events, right? I'm outside, and I see maybe a four or five-year-old boy.

Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure it was a boy, in a Batman outfit in a carriage. Mom was, you know what I mean, rolling.
Right. And the kid was doing this.
I don't know what he had. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Maybe he was excited, but he was going like this. He was going,

Speaker 2 like, like that, right? And

Speaker 2 no,

Speaker 2 it's not a joke. I'm not making fun.
I'm not laughing. Yeah.
He was going,

Speaker 2 right, right. And then I heard the mom go,

Speaker 2 we're almost there, Batman. And I go, that's not Batman.

Speaker 2 That's a bat.

Speaker 2 Okay? Filipino bat. Filipino bat.
All right. That's what I saw.
No, but why did you say that? It's literally what I saw. You didn't.

Speaker 2 All these characters you described, it just sounds like you were at Kill Tony.

Speaker 2 So funny, dude.

Speaker 2 All right, here's another thing that I noticed that what you do at Comic-Con. I do, but let's be

Speaker 2 let's be nice. A lot of our friends and family.
We love them. Here's the deal.
Comic-Con brings out the best

Speaker 2 of

Speaker 2 insults.

Speaker 2 The best of the insults. So the ones that don't shoot up things.
Like Star Wars save their lives. Yes.

Speaker 2 What kind of one I do this?

Speaker 3 Is Comic-Con like Anime Expo? Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes. It's down in San Diego.
It's been going on for, I don't know, 30, 40 years now. I have no idea.
But people dress up. That's fun.
Images of Comic-Con. It is really fun.

Speaker 2 I have a couple more things I got to get off my chest. I'm sorry.
We'll talk about what it is. No, rope.

Speaker 2 I got to get off my chest, okay? But show her images while he tells it so she can see what it's like. Oh, look at that.
So this week, who was there? It was

Speaker 2 Deadpool was there. Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 So I guess Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds did Thursday or something. Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 It was, what it was,

Speaker 2 Robert Donnett Jr. was there.
What is he promoting? He's playing Dr. He's now

Speaker 2 MCU Universe. Yeah.
He's now Doctor Doom.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 He's now Doctor Doom. And so I was there for the movie I'm on, Borderlands.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 And so what I notice what I do is when you're there at Comic-Con and you're at a party, you find yourself lying all the time. Yeah.
So I'll give you an example. I'm at a party, okay?

Speaker 2 Like the Entertainment Weekly party.

Speaker 2 Yet kid comes at bad friends, man. Fuck.
And I go, what's up? What's up? Right? Yeah. And they go, I'm a big fan.
I go, yeah, yeah, what do you do? Dude, I'm in Rings of Power.

Speaker 2 And then you have to go, it's a good show. Oh, I love Rings of Power.
Oh, my God. The Arrows? Oh.
The Arrows are surrealistic, and also the trees. Well, the Rings are probably.

Speaker 2 And the Rings are so good. Oh, you're so good.
You're so good. You know, oh man, it's the best show I've ever seen.
You have to constantly do that. Right.
You know what I mean? Like, oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Or, or you could just not. Oh, let me try.
Okay, right.

Speaker 2 You're the guy. Hey.
Oh, man. No, I.
Bad friends? No, no. I have to.
Oh, I love you guys. No, no, you got the rules wrong.
I, you got the rules wrong.

Speaker 2 You're the one that has to lie. Lie.
Okay, you're the guy. Oh, God.
God damn, dude.

Speaker 2 All right. Joshua's.
Yeah, yeah. Chuck it out, dude.

Speaker 2 Oh, dude, Santino, man, Firefly. What's up, Red? Man, I'm spinning.
Hold on one second. Oh, you're the DJ? Oh, hey, dude, anyway.
Love bad friends. Uh-huh.
Yeah, thank you, dog.

Speaker 2 Oh, I mean?

Speaker 2 No, no, no, I'm in the new Star Wars thing. Security.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Blank Eyes. I'm in Blank Eyes, Star Wars.
Oh, what are you in? Blank Eyes. Blind guys?

Speaker 2 Blank Eyes. Oh, Blank Eyes.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I haven't seen it.
Yeah. Oh, you would say that.
Take it easy.

Speaker 2 Oh, you don't lie.

Speaker 2 Why would you say that? You're right. You haven't seen it.
Why I lie?

Speaker 2 You lie. No, you don't lie.
Don't lie then.

Speaker 2 I just learned that. No, you know what, though? You probably made him feel good.
He's listening, by the way. He's a fan.
No, but here he is. This kid.
Yeah. Okay.
He lives in Perth.

Speaker 2 Are we playing Perth? We are playing Perth. All right, so he is one of the main kids in the eyes of the power.
What's it? Oh, yeah. Ring Rings.
Yeah, Ring Rings.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the Rings of Power. He's in the Hills Have Eyes.
Yeah. He's the kid, and he has the Rings of Power.
And I said, so I give him my number.

Speaker 2 So when we're in Perth, we're going to bring him to the show. Okay, cool.
Yeah, yeah. Last thing I want to say is:

Speaker 2 oh, so you just realized I'm just, we're not. What? Is that him?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's him. Cool.
Good kid. Tyro.
Well, how do you zoom in? How do you say his name? Yeah, yeah, that's him for sure.

Speaker 3 How old is he?

Speaker 2 Hey, he's a kid. Relax.
Relax. You know what you're saying?

Speaker 2 You're not.

Speaker 2 I know what you're doing. You little pervert.
What are you? The fucking Filipino Leo?

Speaker 2 Uh-uh. How old? Yeah.
Uh-uh. How do you say his name? Tyro Mohafadan?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Good kid.
You know, isn't that?

Speaker 3 That's not Filipino.

Speaker 2 Sure, I know.

Speaker 2 You think he's hot? He's cute. Yeah, he's a good-looking kid.
And you would?

Speaker 3 He's young.

Speaker 2 No. Oh, you wouldn't? You don't? How old is that kid? How old is Tufa young mama?

Speaker 2 18. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's too young.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You're only two years older than him.

Speaker 3 That's still weird. I don't want to be a cougar.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, okay, okay, hello. Yeah.

Speaker 2 What's a Filipino cougar? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 A wombat? What is that?

Speaker 2 Okay, here's the last thing I want to talk about, and then we'll move on with Comic-Con. No, we can do more.
There's a couple more.

Speaker 2 Was Kevin Hart there? Yeah, he was. And this is, I'm not kidding you.

Speaker 2 I didn't see him, but he was maybe three feet away from me.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 An army comes in first. Yeah.
Right? He's got a bubble of an army. And he's in the middle.
Did he say hi at all? No. Nothing.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He comes in, does does all the pressing. I was literally five feet away from him.
And I was trying to look through his bodyguard so that I can find a space. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 And then go look through the, like an armpit or whatever. And go, what's up, man? You know what I mean? Couldn't even find that.
Wow. Right.
Then he leaves. Then Edgar Ramirez is on the line.

Speaker 2 He's awesome. Yeah, he's great.
And I go, hey, man. You know what I mean? Because I was behind the camp people interviewing him.

Speaker 2 And he goes, hey. And he kind of went, do I? And then he goes, oh, yeah.
It was like one of those.

Speaker 2 And then you didn't know you were in the movie? Yeah. Jamie was there too in the building.
Didn't see her once. Really? Dude, I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 2 I want to say something because there were two groups. Did you see the robot?

Speaker 2 Yeah, the robot was there, dude.

Speaker 2 The robot was there. That's somebody I really wanted to.
Yeah, yeah. And so what I realized is there were two groups.
There was the main group. Stars.
The stars. And then there was like

Speaker 2 people in the movie. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hair, makeup.
you know

Speaker 2 people in the movie right and so then after they left then we did the thing right but we were separate

Speaker 2 separated is that when you texted me what i say yeah you want me to say it no why

Speaker 2 you texted me and i called you immediately because i know i know when he texts me i know when he's in a mood and he just wrote i feel like a loser

Speaker 2 and it hurt my heart yeah yeah so i called you immediately and i was like what are you talking about what's going on and then you need to get that out of your head. Yeah, I know.
Because you're a

Speaker 2 dude, I was super sick. I was driving to San Diego.

Speaker 2 They had my own car. They picked me up from my house.
Love it. Driving down, my shades on, like Tony Stark.
You know what I mean? And then by the end, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Just, you know, like, you just, you know, it, because it's just, what's so funny, man. What was that? Were you Batman? What were you?

Speaker 2 Yeah. By the end, I'm Batman.
I'm Batman. No, but because then you go to the parties.
I went to two parties.

Speaker 2 And then once, you you know, I ended up playing Jenga at the IG party. Not Instagram.
IGN.

Speaker 2 It's a video game company. I-GN.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And there was a corner, and there was a bunch of like, don't want to make fun of them, good guys, because I became friends with them, all of them. They were all nerds.
Yeah. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Hey, buddy, what's going on, man? You know what I mean? It's Come-Con. What? It's Comic-Con.
That's all. It's Coming On? It's Cami-Con.
It's the only nerd. Don't say words like that.

Speaker 2 You can't say words like that. That's what he says when he comes on his wife.
It's Camican. It's Kamekan.
It's Kamekan.

Speaker 2 Oh, Andres, it's Kamekan. It's Kamekan.

Speaker 2 And she's like, no, no, Kamekan. No, CCC.
CCC. CCC.
It's Kamekan. Right.
So these nerds were like, hey, man, you want to play Jenga?

Speaker 2 I swear to God. Why not? There's probably hours of videos out there of me playing Jenga with people.
I played Jenga all night long. Did you win? I won one.
Hell yeah. And I lost one.
Hell yeah. Right.

Speaker 2 But what a game. I never even heard of it before.
Shut the fuck up. You've never heard of it.
I I didn't know.

Speaker 2 I thought they were building something. Well, they are.
No, but they were taking away. That's right.
But then you rebuild on top. This is the story of life.
That's the story of life.

Speaker 2 Dude, that's so good. Giveth, take it away.

Speaker 2 Shaka, dude. Shaka.
Shaka, shaka. Yeah, so I played Django all night.
And then the Entertainment Weekly party last night. That's the hot one.
It's like

Speaker 2 the real people are there. There's the Deadpool people.
There's

Speaker 2 the Rings of Power people. And I want to say some things about them, but I will not.
Okay?

Speaker 2 I will not i just the arrogance but i will not oh but then there was this half chinese half white dude

Speaker 2 handsome but he looked like maybe like a wolverine but he wasn't wolverine and he goes hey man i'm in mortal combat i go okay relax dude and he goes he's lu kang no so i'm also in deadpool wow and i go cool and he goes i'm a huge fan of bad friends and i just could i please take a photo so i got some of that love that guy yeah yeah i love that guy, Lewis Tan.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, look, look, look, yeah, put images. There he is, dude.
Oh, wow, that guy's so good. This dude right there, oh my god, holy shit.
This dude right here, dude, hugged the shit out of my body.

Speaker 2 Hey, hey, put, put, take it away. I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Come

Speaker 2 on, come, come, come. Look at him.
That dude right there, dude. Oh, my God.
He's gorgeous, this guy. This guy's great.
He's pissing me off. And he gets it.
This guy gets it. Pussy?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he gets a lot of it. He gets a lot of pussy, but he also.
His body. His body is very good.

Speaker 2 What do you eat? What do you fucking eat, Louis Tan? Dude, Louis Tan?

Speaker 2 He eats pussy for sure. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah.
Appetizer and fucking dessert. I don't know what he gets for his entree, but.
Like, how do you get a stomach that looks like that?

Speaker 2 I don't know. But he's also smell and texture, dude.
It's about the smell and texture. He smells good and he feels good.
Yeah, the texture of his jacket. He was wearing one of those like...

Speaker 2 Hot guy jackets. Hot jacket.
Yeah, I don't even know where to get it. Man store.
We don't get it. We can't get those stores.
We can't even get it. You know, it's like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Hot guy stores. T-Rex leather.
Oh. How do you get T-Rex leather? Wow.
You know what I mean? Like, that's not even, that's not around. He gets it.

Speaker 2 He has a time machine. He went back, killed the T-Rex with his hands.
You know what I mean? He

Speaker 2 skinned it, right? Tried it out. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Anyway, so, and the smell. Where do you smell? Is that? Big dick energy smell? What is that? It's a smell of like oaky.
I bet you. Fruity.
He doesn't even have cologne.

Speaker 2 He probably just smells that dude. So good.
Some guys just smell good. And would I?

Speaker 2 Ask me if I want to suck his dick. Some people smell bad.
Ask me if I... Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, that's the people. But my.

Speaker 2 Ask me if I suck his dick. Would you suck his dick? Nah.

Speaker 2 Look at me. Nah.
Look at me, liar. Look at me, liar.
No way, man. Okay.
Look at me in the eyes when you go. I like it.
I'm a fan. Okay, dude.
Anyway, this guy was cool. And there was a lot of those.

Speaker 2 There was another, the guy that he's like the showrunner for Dexter. That show is so good.
And he goes, Yeah, I'm a big, I love what you and Andre are doing. Yeah, so people, they're out there.

Speaker 2 They're out there. But then, but the most of them are like, what is he doing here? Fuck those people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can go fuck.
You know what they're not? What? They're not shaka dogs.

Speaker 2 They're not.

Speaker 2 That's what I knew. I didn't know the word.
They're not shakakuka. But that's not, they don't have the shaka go.
No shaka. Talk to me about Hawaii.
What did you do? Shaka.

Speaker 2 Shaka, shaka, shaka. Stop, stop, stop.

Speaker 2 I love Hawaii.

Speaker 2 Give me the positives. But can I be honest? Yeah, Hawaiians.
Negatives. Hawaiians.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Am I crazy? You've been to Hawaii enough.

Speaker 3 Do Hawaiians kind of hate white people.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there it is. Okay.
Thank you so much so much. That's what I was just going to say.
Howley, dude. How Lee? Yeah, yeah.
When I come down the road, they go, oh,

Speaker 2 I thought it was Toto, that girl from the movie. No, they don't really have the same sense of humor.
Do you understand? Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 They're

Speaker 2 like every time I try to make jokes with locals,

Speaker 2 it's a different kind of sense of humor, yeah. Seriously.
Because I like, we went to a restaurant and I was like, hi, we'd like to check in for bowling. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And the woman was like,

Speaker 2 there is no bowling. Oh, right, right.
And I was like, yeah, no, just dinner. We're just having dinner.
Can I just say something? And of course, can you say something? What? Not that funny.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Not that funny. It was just a slight.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 I'm at the let it go. It's small.

Speaker 2 I'm the hostess. Aloha.
Shuka. Aloha, shaka.
Shaka aloha. Aloha.
Mahalo. Mahalo, mahalo.

Speaker 2 Hi, we're here for the AIDS benefit? That's funny. Okay, see you there.
That's funny.

Speaker 2 That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but it was just a small throwaway, but I feel like a lot of people, they hate us.

Speaker 2 Yeah. They hate us.
They hate you. Not me.
But I'm not a regular white. I know.
I know you're not. And I will tell them.
The phone is a regular white. I'm invited to the meetings.
Thank you, please.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in Paella and Maui.
I go every year. Wow.
Right. Right.
It's at it. It's at, you know, the Road to Hana.
It's the first mountain on the top. We have a mountain.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 2 Right. And there's a crane bird there.
It's beautiful. Anyway, do you eat it? No, no, no.
It's just there.

Speaker 2 And I'll tell them, but

Speaker 2 because I'm Asian. Yeah.
You have a pass. Yeah.
I, for some reason, I never get shit. And I love it.
Yeah. That's why I go there so much, Hawaii.
I know. Yeah.
And it's like,

Speaker 2 when I was on, when I used to do Magnum, like people used to come, right,

Speaker 2 to the set and go, who's local? to the like people, the cameramen and all these people. And be like, what the fuck? He goes, only locals should be working on the show.

Speaker 2 Like, people would like literally

Speaker 2 come and protest in that way. Right.
And we're like, you know, with like any colonized place, it's like, we won.

Speaker 2 Right? I mean,

Speaker 2 you guys were the kings of it. You know what I mean? You guys died.
And in France, you got driven out. No, no, in Italy.
No, in Vietnam, you got driven out, right? No, you're not French.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Spanish. Wait, what did they take? Spanish took the Philippines.
You were driven out. Well, they took everywhere.
I mean, they're pretty.

Speaker 2 They conquered like everything. Yeah.
I'm not saying that's a good behavior. It's bad behavior.
No, it's really bad. It's really bad.
What you guys did was really bad. Look at that.
Argentina.

Speaker 2 Are you guys mad at the Spanish? You're Filipino.

Speaker 3 I'm kind of in the middle, but there's some people in the Philippines that hate like

Speaker 2 fancy.

Speaker 3 Oh, and we hate Koreans.

Speaker 2 We hate Koreans.

Speaker 3 No, because Koreans hate on us too.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, we don't. We just look down on you.

Speaker 3 Every time I go to Koreatown, I feel so little.

Speaker 2 No, not in Korea town, but in the Philippines, I've seen them. Yeah.
And can I say, they're not my Koreans?

Speaker 2 When I look at those Koreans, I go, what are you being cocky about? Look at you. You're the ones that got kicked out of Korea.

Speaker 2 You're fat, more yellow than most. I don't like it.

Speaker 2 Right? They don't have the skill set. You're not Psy.
You're not Psy. You don't Psy.

Speaker 2 They can't direct films. Unless you're Gagnam style.
Yeah, yeah. Chill out.
Yeah, you have to. Or King Jung-un.

Speaker 2 Number one. He's the number one.

Speaker 2 So I shotgun my way through the island. I went on a five-mile hike.

Speaker 2 Loved it. Into a ravine.
What's really weird is, I mean, this is public. What's a ravine? A ravine is like a big, huge valley.
And water used to run through it.

Speaker 2 We were on the island of Lanai. Do you know Lanai? Yeah, I mean, the way you're talking to right now is a little talking down.
No, I don't know. You're on the island of Lanai.
You know Lanai?

Speaker 2 It's like, relax, dude, Howley. Do you know it? I do know Lanai.
Have you been? Have we been on Lanai? No. No.
So,

Speaker 2 go ahead. Larry Ellison bought it a couple years ago.

Speaker 2 And it's really weird. That's the guy.
I asked every local, like, because, you know, there were some fans there, which was nice. People would be like, yo, we're a big guy.

Speaker 2 and i was like oh thank you that's great and then so i would talk to the locals and befriend them and everyone i was like be honest do you like it or do you hate it that larry you know what i mean because this fucking rich white guy buys the island

Speaker 2 and all of them were the same they were like no it's pretty he's done some good shit like he's he's keeping it he's keeping it legit he hasn't fucked with the locals you know what i mean like he's doing the thing to like not get in their way

Speaker 2 but i could tell there's a little undercurrent where they're like but if he fucks up,

Speaker 2 we'll kill him. They're not going to do nothing.
I don't know, dude. You're on their island.
Yeah, you're on. 3,000 people.
It's small. It's beautiful.
You were there the whole.

Speaker 2 That's the only island you were at. Yeah, where else would I want to go?

Speaker 3 What were you doing there?

Speaker 2 Vacation, lady? What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh,

Speaker 2 shock, dude. Dude, Shaka, dog.
Shock a dude.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I went hiking. But the best part is because I stayed up in the mountains.
So it was like a different. It wasn't like Hawaii.
It wasn't like a beach. I wasn't at a fucking beach resort.

Speaker 2 No, I saw the room.

Speaker 3 That's nice.

Speaker 2 It was so nice. And

Speaker 2 they had little

Speaker 2 onsens, little Japanese onsens in the forest. You could go sit in the.
Was it incense you're trying to say? Onsense. Oh, onsen.
Ansense.

Speaker 2 Anyang?

Speaker 2 Haseo. Haseo.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And there was little like hot tub onsense in the middle of the fucking forest. You were surrounded by,

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No children.

Speaker 2 And there's signs everywhere that says no alcohol and no bodily fluids. Oh, I'm out.
No fucking. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you can't fuck. You can't fuck in the onsen.
You can't. Oh, you haven't.

Speaker 2 But you can fuck a lot of everywhere else. Yeah.
You can fuck outside. Did you fuck outside or no? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Inside, outside, upside down, on the roof, in the lobby, in the front lobby.

Speaker 2 We were checking in. Wait, is that the island where, remember the monk? Was that not a monk? It was Dalai Lama.
It's, you know, there's seven. Is that vortex or

Speaker 2 energy vortexes? Energy vortexes.

Speaker 2 And in Hawaii, there there is one, but then you can't get near it. What do you mean? You'll die? No, there's like people guarding it, so you can't go to the energy vortexes.
Oh, I want to go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's how many is there?

Speaker 2 Do I have it wrong? How many vortexes are there? One, two.

Speaker 2 What does that say? World map of major what? There's like seven major ones.

Speaker 2 Chaka. Yeah, yeah, shaka.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But it's like, I don't, we have to, you and I, dude. Yeah.
We have, we all have to go to a vortex, dude. I would love to.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know what happens there, but there's like the Dalai Lama goes and he gets some shit out of it. Maybe that's why he's like, stuck on my tongue.
I don't know, but maybe, you know.

Speaker 2 But like, we, I, I, we went, we, when me and Kali were still dating, we went, drove by one. We tried to get to it, and they wouldn't let us even near it.
Why? They guard it. So this.

Speaker 2 I think the FBI guards it. Whoa.

Speaker 2 The feds?

Speaker 2 Okay, so where is the, where is the closest one that we can get to? Yeah, the closest vortex near me. Yeah, you wouldn't.
Just go to your maps, Google Maps, and see if it moves

Speaker 2 vortex in there and see what happens. You go to Yelp and people are just leaving reviews.
They're like, this vortex was.

Speaker 2 The energy was not as good as I thought. And Indonesia one's way better.
Yeah, yeah. Sedona.
Cathedral Rock.

Speaker 2 Sedona. Wow.
We got to go to Sedona, Arizona. Cathedral Rock.

Speaker 2 Their own particular energy. Each rating in its own energy.
But I want to know what happens, dude. I bet you get enlightened.
You must feel physically something.

Speaker 2 You think so? Yeah. I don't even know what a vortex is, to be honest with you.
Do you?

Speaker 2 Like, let me define vortex. Center of the thing.

Speaker 2 Can you define vortex?

Speaker 3 It's where gravity pulls you in and then it fits gravity better.

Speaker 2 Very good. What is

Speaker 2 really good? A vortex is believed to be a special spot on Earth where believed to be, I don't like that confidence. Yeah, it's got got to be, we think.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Where energy is either entering into the earth or projecting out of the earth's plane. That's what she just said.
That's, dude, you had the right very college is working, huh?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Can vortex energy help you?

Speaker 2 Some say the vortex energy in Sedona is so powerful you can actually feel it. Help you take down, take giant leaps with your spiritual development.
We can get closer to God. Wow.

Speaker 2 I knew that about vortexes. The Native Americans believe that spiritual transformation can occur more quickly and easily in Sedona because the veils to other dimensions are thinner there.
Wow.

Speaker 2 Why are you closing your eyes and shaking your head, Carlos? You don't like thin veils? No, I just think the Native Americans probably didn't know much about science and like math. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 Here we go. Here we go.
They didn't have calculators. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 They invented the TI-83 we all use. Native Americans made that.
Oh, that was Cherokee, I'm sorry. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I forgot.

Speaker 3 I'm going to take shrooms and go to the button.

Speaker 2 You want to take shrooms and go to the vortex? Yeah, that's it. We'll take a trip to the Sedona.
I was going to send photos of my shocker trip, but it was fucking amazing, man.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I didn't see any shockas or photos either.

Speaker 2 And then I rented a Jeep and we went off-roading. And it got a little sketchy.
I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 2 There was a part of it where we were like careening down this fucking... Because

Speaker 2 it's no roads on the side of those mountains. And we're just like slamming down the thing.
And the Jeep is going like,

Speaker 2 and you're driving. Oh, yeah, dude.
And what's your wife doing? Freaking the fucking fuck up. Yeah, hating every second of it.
She fucking hated it. Wow.

Speaker 2 We were like, we'll go down to Shipwreck Beach. And we go down to Shipwreck Beach.
Getting up was insane. What was it? Because it was like,

Speaker 2 was there a wreckage? There was a shipwreck at Shipwreck Beach. Yeah, you saw it? Oh, yeah.
No, well, just describe that. I've never been to see a shipwreck.
Boat in water.

Speaker 2 That's all it was. Oh.
Literally, that's there. That's there at Shipwreck Beach.

Speaker 2 That's insane. Off the coast, yeah.
That's incredible. Fucking wild.
So, zoom in. Can you go in there? No, but they do boat tours around it.
And I think divers dive around there, too.

Speaker 2 And how old is that? It doesn't seem like an old ship, maybe in the World War II. I don't know how.
It's probably crashed. Is it Germany?

Speaker 2 Let's say 200 years ago. Japanese, what is it? Is that what it said?

Speaker 2 1980?

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 we'll just remove it then.

Speaker 2 Historic. No, it's so big and high.
But it's not historic. Who gives a shit? Well, 40.
It goes like an old pirate ship. You know what I mean? They go, ah, mighty.
Well,

Speaker 2 let's just pretend that it is. Okay.

Speaker 2 Honestly,

Speaker 2 it's a beautiful little tiny island, like a cool little rad getaway. And you got to take one of those little scary planes to get there.
You know, little like,

Speaker 2 wow. The ones where the whole time you're like, please don't crash me.
They don't got me. Yeah, yeah.
Dude, let's buy an island. No.
What are we going to do with it? Look how big that island is.

Speaker 2 $60 million.

Speaker 2 For one island? Yeah, what the fuck are we? We don't have $60 million. Yeah, but no one will be there.
We'll get a Starbucks and a coffee bean. Let's start a GoFundMe right now to buy an island.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there one? Okay.

Speaker 2 Bad Friends Island. Yeah, Bad Round.
Okay. So

Speaker 2 Round Island, Nova Scotia is $58 million. No, $58,000.
$58,000, I mean, for 2.7 acres. I see.
That's nothing. Wow.
Okay, let's buy one.

Speaker 2 Now forget it.

Speaker 3 Buy one in the Philippines.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there are beautiful islands there. What were you going to say? Oh,

Speaker 2 I watched Ghostbusters on the plane. The Frozen Empire.
Yeah, I doubt you for that. You did? Yeah, like some Hunter guy.
Hunter. Yeah.
What Hunter? I don't know. There was a scene.

Speaker 2 I remember there was a scene where I don't remember it. You could have been a ghost.
The ghosts on this one look weird. Like the green one? Like what? Yeah, there was a couple of ghosts.
Really?

Speaker 2 You could have played a ghost easily. Was it a movie good? Yeah, it was fun.
It's fun to see Slimer. Good to throw back to Slimer.
Yeah. Bill Murray and all that.
Dan Akrow was in in it.

Speaker 2 No, Harold Ramis.

Speaker 2 Sadly. Sadly, yeah.
Sadly. But you highly recommend? And Mr.
Paul Rudd led the movie. Wow.
It's fun. Cute guy.
Did you ever see the original Ghostbusters? No.

Speaker 2 How about the let's go with the classics of those types of movies? No Ghostbusters. Goonies.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I've seen Goonies.

Speaker 2 In the

Speaker 3 Graveyard

Speaker 3 Cemetery?

Speaker 2 At Sinespia. At Sinespia.
Oh, you saw it there. Yeah.
Hey, you guys. Do you remember that? Yeah.
Yeah. And then what else? Who does that look like?

Speaker 3 Me?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It sure does. You ever see gremlins?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 2 Is that a classic? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, but that's, we're, yeah. That's so old.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Speaker 2 I can't believe this. I was going to talk.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, it made me so mad, dude.
Are you okay? No, I'm not. It made me so.
I just remember. I don't know why that just brought this up.

Speaker 2 What? But I'm going to tell you, dude, I got a haircut.

Speaker 2 Can we see it? No, it's right here. But, so check it out.
And who did I call? I called McCone. I called McCone.
So I called you, right? Yeah. This is a fact.
I'm at Rudy's. Ruby's.
Rudy's? Rudy's.

Speaker 2 Floyd's. I was at Floyd's.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, come on. You're not shocking anymore, dude.
You're like, curry up. I like to melt in it, you know? Slow.
Shake, go keep going.

Speaker 2 So you're at Rudy's, man. Right.
And I'm just like,

Speaker 2 so I'm on my phone and I'm like, I think I'm on Instagram, whatever, and scrolling. And there was like a little scene of Timothy Chalamay.
Love. I love him.
Great, talented guy.

Speaker 2 In the new Bob Dylan movie.

Speaker 2 And he was singing. I was like, dude, that's pretty good.
Yeah. I might watch it.
So I turned to the barber and I go, dude, this Bob Dylan movie is like, he's like, who?

Speaker 2 You go, Bob Dylan? He's like, no. What? Yeah.
How old is this gentleman? In his 20s. And he told me that I could even say, his name is Ray.

Speaker 2 He even said I could say his name because I said I was going to talk about it. Okay.
So then I go, wait, wait, dude, Ray, are you?

Speaker 2 You know, you know what I want to say.

Speaker 2 Are you Batman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, no, dude, I'd never heard of him.
I go, all right, hold on. Fucking the barber next to him.
I go, so dude, Ray doesn't know who Bob Dylan is.

Speaker 2 She goes, oh, I like his paintings.

Speaker 2 And I go, no way. Yeah, I sort of got it.
And I go, you never get to do it. His paintings?

Speaker 2 Oh, no, that's Bob Ross. She says, right?

Speaker 2 I stood up, went around the whole barbershop. No one knew who he was.
No way. Yeah.
And in my mind, then I call McCone and I go, I'm sorry, dude, you're a part of this generation.

Speaker 2 I go, Do you please tell me you know who Bob Dylan? Do you know who Bob Dylan is?

Speaker 2 No. See, that's what I'm saying.
And it's a travesty. How did you get the Bob Dylan haircut?

Speaker 2 Hey,

Speaker 2 don't get mad. Shaka, shaka.
Shaka, shaka.

Speaker 2 He looks looks so much like Bob Dylan. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So you don't know who he is.

Speaker 3 What's a popular song?

Speaker 2 Oh my god. Like a rolling stone.
Like a rolling stone.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Blown in the wind. Yeah.
I'm trying to think of what she would know.

Speaker 2 What rapper has used a Bob Dylan song in Brainbating? Femis the Tambourine Man. Play a song for me.
No. Man in Me is in the big light.
But he didn't write that. It was a cover, I think.

Speaker 2 No, he wrote that, but people covered it. Oh, people covered it.
Yeah, yeah. The Man in me would do.
You know that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Almost.
I want you. And that song, I want you.
Yeah, that's a great song.

Speaker 2 Anyway, Bob Dylan, it's just in terms of the people that are living on planet Earth, right? That like, you know what I mean, have like cognitive reasoning, you know what I mean? And eyeballs, right?

Speaker 2 Eyeballs.

Speaker 2 He is like the Beatles. as big and the Rolling Stones in the sense of the impact musically.
He's a huge figure of the late 60s. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 He's just a musical icon that, like, it's like a Sinatra. Like, I might not be a Sinatra fan, but I'm well aware of who he is.
It's, he's that type of character.

Speaker 2 And no one in your generation knows, except for McCone, knows who the fuck he is.

Speaker 2 And maybe I'm like, get off my lawn. I think I'm that old now.
I'm not. So, McCone,

Speaker 2 I called him to see if I was the old man going, you know what I mean, all the kids of this generation and complaining. I'm seeing him on Wednesday at the bowl.
He's alive? Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I mean, is that shocking to you? Bob Dylan. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sadly.

Speaker 2 Uh-oh. I get that he hasn't been as

Speaker 2 popular through culture, through time. The Beatles will all.
You know who the Beatles are. Like the Beatles.
It's just some things kept up their culture. Yeah, yeah.
Kept up in culture.

Speaker 2 Bob Dylan probably didn't.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I've never heard anything.

Speaker 2 Yeah, this makes sense. Really? It oddly makes sense to me.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 you don't see him again on stuff. He's not like on a fucking Pepsi.
Except for the fact that Timothy Chalamain is playing him in his own movie? No, I agree.

Speaker 2 I'm saying I get why young people don't see him because he's not in culture. The Beatles are still in culture.
Do you think this is going to help? I think it's going to help. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And then at Norton Jr. plays, what's his name? The country guy.
What's his name?

Speaker 2 He was so good. I forgot his name.

Speaker 2 The trailer was good. It looks so good.
It looks so good. Does he sing Timothy Shalom? Yeah.
Wow. And that was like, it's his voice, right? I think so.
I think it's his voice.

Speaker 2 I was like, whoa, this guy's. It makes me mad when people are that talented.
I know me too. Well, we don't have any of that.
Austin Butler. Let's try to sing.
Roll, roll, roll,

Speaker 2 roll your boat. Roll your boat gently downstream.

Speaker 2 Street. Stream?

Speaker 2 Why would the boat be on the fucking street? It's got wheels on it, this boat. Oh, it does? It's going to the beach.
The wheels on the boat go.

Speaker 2 Round and round, round and round. I know, you know, I know this.

Speaker 2 Here's what I know. Dough.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No,

Speaker 2 no, dude.

Speaker 2 No, dude.

Speaker 2 No, let's start over, dude. Okay, Doe.
D.

Speaker 2 Doty? Doty?

Speaker 2 Is that not a noise? That's not a song.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, go ahead.
Doe.

Speaker 2 Dear. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 I was going to get that. That's all I know.
No, doe.

Speaker 2 A deer, a female, drear, ray, a golden, golden drop, a drop drop of golden sun.

Speaker 2 Me a name, I call myself fa. A long, long way to run.

Speaker 2 I like that they did fa instead of far. That's great.
Fa. Yeah, it's you know, manipulating the word.
Yeah, fa. Fa.
A long, long way to run. It's a Boston way of saying Fa.
Fa. Yeah.
Over there.

Speaker 2 It's far over there. Yeah, yeah.
A long, long way to run. And then I know from that movie,

Speaker 2 Ado Vice. Aido Vice.
You know that was Hitler's favorite song. I know.
It still is a very. It's a banger.
It's a very good one. It's a banger.
Yeah. And then.
The hills are alive.

Speaker 2 So I just know those, but that's all I don't know.

Speaker 2 The hills are alive

Speaker 2 with the sound of

Speaker 2 music. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's a great.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 I've talked about the play I was in, right? What play?

Speaker 2 You don't know. You don't know? No.

Speaker 2 I have never told the story on this fucking podcast. Oh, it's a big, it's a big story for me.
Let's hear it. All right.
So

Speaker 2 I never knew I was funny.

Speaker 2 Okay. Chaka.
Shock I did. Shock I did.
Right.

Speaker 2 And so in my freshman year of high school, I think it was eighth grade. Eighth grade, I auditioned for a play and I beat me out of the play.
Fuck. Right.
And then

Speaker 2 three days before

Speaker 2 they're actually putting it up,

Speaker 2 just bailed. So I played Kurt from the sound of music.
One of the kids.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. You did? Yeah.
So there's a scene where Fraudline Maria is, you know what I mean? And the place was packed. It's packed.
80 people.

Speaker 2 Slammed. Like 150.
Okay. Right? So, kid.
It's good. You're nervous.
Let me see Kurt, Kurt from Sound of Music. Right.
So, um,

Speaker 2 so this scene where, like, um, um,

Speaker 2 there's Kurt. That's who I'm playing.
That's fucking me.

Speaker 2 I know. But that's what I'm playing, dude.
You played me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And so Fraudline Maria is meeting the kids for the first time, and Mr. Von Trapp, I think that's his name, whatever his name is, right? Yeah.
He's calling his kids down, right?

Speaker 2 And the kids come down the staircase in order, right? As soon as the audience sees me, the place goes pandemonia laugh.

Speaker 2 It's like, I literally remember this going, people going,

Speaker 2 and my dad was there. And my dad was like looking around, like, what the fuck is going on, right?

Speaker 2 And it was the, at first, it was like, uh-oh. Yeah.
You know what I mean? What's so funny? I'm listening.

Speaker 2 I was like, uh-oh, this is shameful, right?

Speaker 2 But then I'm like, no, I like this. Was it the first, were you the only Asian kid? Was all white kids and you? Dude, the Fontrap families are, yeah.
Yeah, so that's why they're laughing.

Speaker 2 That's insane. I know.
Like one little fat Asian kid comes to me. I know.
It's funny, though. Think about it, right? And so then I have one line.
I'm Kurt. I'm 13, whatever the line is, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 As soon as I step forward because we're in a line, the place goes, right, right. And then I was just like, I was like hamming it up.
And I did this with my hands.

Speaker 2 Right? And then I remember afterwards, I went up to the director, and I think they were like, he was like, oh, I'm so sorry that they were laughing. I go, no, no, no.
Can I change the lines?

Speaker 2 Look at me.

Speaker 2 He goes, I don't know. I go, yeah, I think it'd be cool if we justify it.
So if I go, I'm Kurt, I'm 13. I was adopted.

Speaker 2 Or I'm Kurt, I'm 13. I play out on the sun longer than anybody else.
Or like something that would ground me into the thing, right? Play with it.

Speaker 2 And he said, and so every night we did that play, I got a huge laugh. Did you change the lines? No.

Speaker 2 The director did not have a good enough.

Speaker 2 And then the same same thing happened when i played huckleberry finn you didn't play huckleberry i sort of got it it's on my instagram one of my first earliest um posts i played huckleberry fin oh my god but it's like those are the first times i got laughs from a crowd and i think that that stayed with me you know what i mean and i know they're laughing at me no they're laughing with you they're laughing to get together yeah that's right because it at you is like mocking but you you're being funny i think i was doing it like i knew oh yeah maybe instinctually so i i walked down in a funny way yeah you ham it up yeah you ham it up.

Speaker 2 You do that now. I do that now.
And I went, you know, like this, I knew I was going to get a laugh. And I think I was addicted to that.
Yeah, it's a crap. Did you do any plays? I didn't.

Speaker 2 I did in college. I'm dead serious.
I did the vagina monologues.

Speaker 2 You didn't.

Speaker 2 I swear to God. I swear you didn't.
I swear to God. How? Because it's all women and they needed a guy for one of the, for the abusive husband.
Oh, I get you. And I played the abusive husband.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I hated it because I was an asshole the whole time. Yeah.
And there's nothing redeeming. And you're supposed to hate the character.

Speaker 2 And the woman that put the teacher that put it together, professor, was like, you could, you could maybe act for real, for real. Wow.
I was like, really? And she's like, yeah.

Speaker 2 And she's like, do you want to sign up for anything else? And I said, no.

Speaker 2 Oh, you're done. I just was.

Speaker 2 But how did you get the bug then? To act? Yeah.

Speaker 2 If you only did vagina monologues in college, that gave you the bug?

Speaker 2 I think so. How'd you know you could do it? Well, I didn't know.
Stand-up gave me the fucking.

Speaker 2 Then when I moved out here and I started doing sketches, I realized that I was, I got it. Like, I understood that I was.

Speaker 2 I did improv in high school, so I kind of knew what it was. You know what I mean? And it was fun.
Did you ever do improv in high school?

Speaker 2 Did you do a play?

Speaker 3 I did, but it got canceled because of COVID.

Speaker 2 Thanks a lot, COVID. Thanks, China.

Speaker 2 Thanks a lot, China. What are you guys fucking doing? Did you find a picture for Bob? Oh.
Did you find it?

Speaker 2 I want to see this photo. It's all just girls.
Huckleberry Finn, dude. Sydney.

Speaker 2 Oh, cute. Thank you.
That's me as Huckleberry Finn. That's a cute little boy.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I did it young. God, you were cute.
Yeah, I performed.

Speaker 3 That's how you. So

Speaker 3 you were a thespian.

Speaker 2 That's the word.

Speaker 2 Take off your beanie. I want to see your hair.
Yes. I want to see your new haircut.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to go there again.

Speaker 2 No, it looks good. I think it actually looks...
The shape is nice. Do you like it? It looks good.
You look like old school, you.

Speaker 2 I think I did too. That's how he looked years ago.
Back in the day, yeah, yeah. I think you're right.
You did. I think you're fucking absolutely right, dude.
Let me look at a photo real quick.

Speaker 2 Hold on. Let me look.

Speaker 2 Reverse it.

Speaker 2 Oh, it looks pretty good. Yeah, it looks really good.
Yeah. Oh, I didn't tell you this.
Fuck, I forgot to tell you this. Yes.
So we went to Nobu for lunch, right?

Speaker 2 And so they go, I'm like,

Speaker 2 I go, I didn't, because I guess people ordered things an hour before, so it would be ready. Who did? Production, yeah, like all the actors and stuff, they, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Okay, and I never got the note. So when I showed up at Noble, I was like, wait, you guys already ordered? Yeah, because you know, we got to go.
I never ordered, you know, you know how to freak out.

Speaker 2 So I ordered like 15 things, but then like they had ordered a lot of appetizers, so I didn't really need to order. So I overate.
And at the end, there was like a

Speaker 2 dessert with a lot of cream in it.

Speaker 2 You know me, though, though with the lactose. It was a camkan.
Kamkum. It was come come.
Yeah. Kumkum.

Speaker 2 And you know me with lactose, right?

Speaker 2 And so I'm doing an interview with.

Speaker 2 Did you have a modium with you? No. You didn't bring it? No.
And ask Emmy. I sat down in the middle of a thing and is looking at me from behind the cameras and she looks at me.
She goes, are you okay?

Speaker 2 And I'm like,

Speaker 2 no, no.

Speaker 2 And she goes, what? Can you wait five minutes? Right? Oh, it's all dry. And then they would ask me, of course, I was like, and I was so weird because I was clinching.
You were pinching and clinching.

Speaker 2 I was clinching. And it's like one of those huge, I don't know what the fuck I was, like a Fandora.
It was like a huge thing. Pinch right now.
Let me try to be an interviewer.

Speaker 2 Bob, this is a great movie for you. Excited to be in Borderlands?

Speaker 2 Exhilarating experience. The movie.

Speaker 2 This is literally what I said. The movie's exhilarating experience with a punch

Speaker 2 with fun.

Speaker 2 It was a great cast. Like, it literally, I was saying that because I was clinching so hard.

Speaker 2 And I'm with Janina. And you know

Speaker 2 Ben Davis is.

Speaker 2 You ever play Red Dead Redemption? Yeah. He played Dutch.
Oh, right on. And it's literally,

Speaker 2 it's literally him.

Speaker 2 Put Dutch in Red Dead Redemption.

Speaker 2 He plays him.

Speaker 2 So I'm there with Janina and him.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I just stood up and ran out. You had a shot.
In the middle of a question. It was so fucking embarrassing.
What are you working on next?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 A turd? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm working on it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 She told me that.

Speaker 2 I was like, how's it going? She's like, good. Did she really say that? She goes other than Bobby having to shit in the middle of an interview.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was embarrassing. No, she said it was fun.
They loved it. They laughed.
I know they laugh when it happens, but the thing is, is that I don't think it's funny. Well, what's a lesson learned?

Speaker 2 Bring a modium. That's right.
You've got to bring it. Yeah, every time.
Because

Speaker 2 we find ourselves in the same case. We always eat dessert.
That's right. And we always eat cream.
That's right. You and I always love cream.
I'm a cream guy. We're cream boys.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 We want to be any form of cream I like. Fill me up with cream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, we kind of have a, and you know whose job that is to have a modium? These guys at all times.

Speaker 2 Do you have them on you?

Speaker 2 You got to keep that thing on you, dog. Yeah, you think.
You got to stay strapped up with that modium. You understand? Yeah, we'll get some.
Thank you. Strap it up.
Stay strapped up, dog. Yeah, so

Speaker 2 what's going on in your little world? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I've been surfing. Surfing, huh? Interesting.
Yeah. Shaka.
Shaka, dude. Shaka, hard.
How's it going? You good?

Speaker 3 I'm so bad.

Speaker 2 It's so hard. Have you ever tried to surf? Oh my God, are you crazy? Yeah, it's the most impossible.
It's so hard. I've never been out there.
It's so hard. I'm paddling and I'm still on the beach.

Speaker 2 Like for an hour, you're paddling and your feet are still on the beach. Just in the sand.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Can you get out there? No. And then once you get out there, I think one time it's like the timing.
And you're exhausted.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and you have to sit and wait and sit and wait and then try, fail, sit and wait, sit and watch, try, fail. Why is it fun? I don't know.

Speaker 2 It's kind of like, and people always say, if you keep at it, like skiing, you know, when you ski and you fall a bunch of you first ski, and then you're like, once you click, you go, I get it, I got it.

Speaker 2 Good. I can ski like a motherfucker.
Never happened. Oh, damn.
What was that? Black Bobby? Yeah, dog. You can ski like a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 Egg Bobby. First time, doll.
She. I was up on the slopes too.
Okay, player. But surfing's different.
It's impossible. Yeah, yeah.
It's impossible. Impossible.
I thought of you.

Speaker 2 I went to a little cat sanctuary in Hawaii. Oh, yeah, tell you, tell me.
And

Speaker 2 the girl working there was very cute. She's like, there's like 400 cats.

Speaker 2 And she was like,

Speaker 2 this section is for like young, spry, fun, like, goofy cats that like to play.

Speaker 2 And this one,

Speaker 2 this cage is filled with our geriatric, disabled, and special needs cats. Where do you think I hung out? Yeah, that one.
Right there. For sure.
I couldn't wait to get in.

Speaker 2 I was like, how bad were they? Amazing, dude. Yeah.
Was it like, I know it's like, it's the cat version of Comic-Con.

Speaker 2 I was at Catacon. Yeah, yeah, Catacon.

Speaker 2 Dude, it was the cutest shit.

Speaker 2 The old fucking cat, there was

Speaker 2 this one cat, I'm not kidding. Yeah.
He looked like an 80-year-old man. Oh, wow.
He looked like an old withered man. And I had little, you know, they give you a bag of food.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I go to like give him some food. And I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not kidding. He, he, like, looks at it and he points down at the ground.

Speaker 2 Like, he's not going to eat it from my hand. I swear to God, I put it on the ground.
He looks up, then he looks back and then goes and eats it. Whoa, he struck me.
He grumpy old man.

Speaker 2 He's like, put it on the fucking ground. Yeah.
I'm not going to take it out of your hand. Yeah.
Wow. It was really fun.
That's cool. What else did you see?

Speaker 2 Well, one cat,

Speaker 2 there was one cat that had

Speaker 2 one leg. That's not bad.

Speaker 2 It was really tough to look at. Why? One leg? It had one leg.
I've seen it.

Speaker 2 Can we talk about fashion special needs cats for just for a second? 100%.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 So there are certain things they don't know how to do, like lick their paws and they lick something else.

Speaker 2 do they miss i mean i mean

Speaker 2 i want to look my paw they're missing it or i mean what do they do you know what i mean

Speaker 2 i mean they just have needs i know what they do i know i know what they do especially these guys right they cover the poo first and then poo

Speaker 2 like they literally know the order

Speaker 2 what else do they do right

Speaker 2 anyway beautiful cats beautiful cats yeah yeah beautiful cats Wow. And then how many of them were there? Of the special needs ones? Yeah.
Maybe like 30 or 40. There was a lot of cats.

Speaker 2 It was hard. Yes.
It was hard because you.

Speaker 2 But I donated. We donated a lot of money, so it made me feel better about it.
Can you bring your own food? That's what I would do.

Speaker 2 They give you the scoop of their food.

Speaker 2 They want the cats. But the funny thing is, a lot of these cats at these places, they're overfed already.
They're fat as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So you're like, I don't even know if I should give this guy more food. There was one who who couldn't even meow.
He morphed. He was like,

Speaker 2 oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was so fucking fat.
He was morphing. He wasn't even meowing.
I was like, oh, my God. And they're probably all clipped, right? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they have to be clipped.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but because they're roaming around free outside. If it wasn't, imagine.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. If I was a cat, oh, my God.
Fucking. I'd have 10,000 babies.
You'd be, you'd be

Speaker 2 Genghis Khan. I would even go to that leave-in cage area where you were and do them.
The geriatric.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if you're a cat,

Speaker 2 what do you care? Like, I don't think think they have like

Speaker 2 that cat's like not licking his paws right. You know what I mean? I'm still gonna.
Yeah. I'm still gonna tap that.
Cats don't know. They don't know.

Speaker 2 They don't have the same kind of like issues we do as a kid. What do you think a cat thinks when it sees another disabled cat? Yeah, yeah.
It doesn't think anything. No, cats are smart.

Speaker 2 They're thinking. Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
A dog would just be like, we're all the same. We're all the same.
We're all the same. Look how slow that cat is.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 They think.

Speaker 2 Why can't he get up here? What's wrong with him? Slow them. I'm going to go down there and do it.

Speaker 2 I like when cats, when they paw each other. A few of them were kind of getting fighting.
I love that. And they put their hand up slow and they show the other cat.

Speaker 2 They're like, hey, I'm going to fucking hit you.

Speaker 2 And the other cat's like, winces. And then they start beating.
Like,

Speaker 2 they were fighting. It was awesome.
But they show it, which I think is cool. They're like, look, look, look.
Yeah. I'm going to fucking hit you.
Yeah. And then they fucking start to smack them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's here's the thing about cats, what I don't like, because you know, now I'm a single dude living with three cats.

Speaker 2 So you can keep completely quiet for 24 hours you're sleeping yeah and then you hear

Speaker 2 like you hear like this abrupt noise right and there's something going on here's another thing i caught ming doing are they fighting yeah something they do things too that you go should i go take him to the because there's something going on what does she do so ming was staring at

Speaker 2 nothing just like off into space no it was just she was staring at something, but there was nothing there. Oh.

Speaker 3 Then your house is haunted.

Speaker 2 But then she got scared. Day shaker.
So this is what she did. She was staring at nothing,

Speaker 2 and then she went,

Speaker 2 like,

Speaker 2 and I ran out the house. I ran out of house.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've moved.
You put your house for sale. See, they do things like that.
Wait, wait, that's because your house is haunted. What?

Speaker 2 Your house is 100% haunted.

Speaker 3 I could feel it. Whenever I visit your house, you can get it.

Speaker 2 The first time I went over to your house, you told me to go downstairs. I went downstairs.
You were like in the room. Where's my dad? Because his.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 You know, the box is down. Oh, it's downstairs.
Yeah, yeah. Because every time I go downstairs, it feels

Speaker 2 like I can, like, you can. There's almost like a press.
You know, it feels like a vortex. A vortex, yeah, yeah.
And a vortex I feel like. Do you really? Do you really feel?

Speaker 2 And I'll be honest with you. I swear.
I swear. I do feel it in your house.
The fuck, man. Shut the fuck up.
Really? Yes. What do you mean?

Speaker 2 I promise. Oh, no.
Honestly, have you been to my house? I mean, it's not a light energy.

Speaker 2 Dude, that was the most honest you've ever been, dude. The downstairs.
The upstairs is. That's what I'm saying.
The downstairs. The downstairs is fucking weird.

Speaker 2 Downstairs is not a positive energy. No, it's not.

Speaker 2 McCone, you really believe that? Well, yeah, I think the statue at the front kind of scared me, too. Oh, it's the statue, maybe.
No, the statue's not it. That's not.
He's just a pussy.

Speaker 2 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. That's not it.

Speaker 2 People don't know. I have a gigantic red statue of a guy.
Of a Japanese man bowing. It's huge.
It's probably taller than you. Yeah, taller than me for sure.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Anyway, and I have this gigantic window. And when people come to my, I have a gigantic orange door.
I'm not giving anything away, right? No. And this orange metallic door.

Speaker 2 right and there's a gigantic window next to it and there's a japanese who's solid red bowing but i do that so that for for intruders right so they get scared away it's actually very smart yeah or Macones yeah or Macones idiots yeah idiots yeah but that downstairs one time I was walking down there I think I was going to like get something out of the garage

Speaker 2 and um

Speaker 2 yeah I was helping set up for the party with Kalila and I went down there and it was and I thought I heard someone talk to me And I turned around and I was like, what? Oh my God, here we go.

Speaker 2 And nobody was there. And then I sat for, you know, when you just like stay still for a second because you're like waiting for it to happen again?

Speaker 2 And like quietly, I heard,

Speaker 2 if you're gay,

Speaker 2 I kill everybody.

Speaker 2 And I was like, Bobby's dad? Yeah.

Speaker 2 If you're a gay, if you're a gay,

Speaker 2 I kill

Speaker 2 everybody.

Speaker 2 Incredible. I said, thank you, Mr.
Lee. Yeah.
I'm not gay.

Speaker 2 Prove it. Prove it.

Speaker 2 Prove it.

Speaker 2 Sometimes it's fun for us. Yeah, some kind of comic goes, some Asian guy goes, I love when you guys do Asian accents.
And I go, oh, cool. But then some white guys sometimes go, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I get it. Yeah, but I like it.
It's well, it's how we have fun. We have fun with it.
We're kids. We're kids.
We're big kids.

Speaker 2 We're big, dumb kids.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And you're

Speaker 2 also a dumb kid. Thank you.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I just want to ask it to Bobby something.

Speaker 2 Okay, here we go. What's up?

Speaker 3 It's like disturbing me.

Speaker 2 Okay, go ahead. All right.

Speaker 2 Is it because you were at my house?

Speaker 3 No, like what I'm seeing right now.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 3 What's that thing on your eye?

Speaker 2 What thing? What thing? Oh, there's like a cut by your eye. Oh, dude.
Oh, I can tell you what it is. Last night.

Speaker 2 Last night, dude. Someone said on your face?

Speaker 2 No, it was fucking ridiculous. What? So this guy named John, I forgot his last name, but he was in.

Speaker 2 He's one of those really funny actors, but he also, I did a show called Inside Job on Netflix with him. He's like this older, like old school comedian guy.
He's a big guy, too. Okay.

Speaker 2 You know, and he was completely drunk. And he was like, he was on the street going, free back, free back, me, me, me, like singing.
I don't know what he was. I don't know what he was singing, dude.

Speaker 2 But he was like, gotta gotta go to the country, bro. You know what I mean? He was like, free back, free back.
You know what I mean? And I was like, I go, you're not, I go, you're not going no free.

Speaker 2 I don't know what I said, right?

Speaker 2 I know, I know you're like, because he's drunk, so you can say whatever, right? You don't know about freeback. You know what I mean? I don't know what he was saying.

Speaker 2 And then, like, so I started doing a, I thought, freeback, freeback, right? And then he kind of lunged and like tried to choke me.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 He tried to come, and his glasses fell, and then one of his thumbs went into my fucking eye.

Speaker 2 It's like two in the morning. You forgot to tell this story?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I forgot. And I go, freeback, freeback.
And I go, what the fuck? And all the other voices, all these old school voiceover actors, like right there in this middle.

Speaker 2 Did he feel bad or he was laughing? He's like, hey, Lee.

Speaker 2 Because all those older guys, too, call me Lee for some reason. Oh, yeah.
I go, Lee, that cut you. Yeah.
I go, yeah, man, I'm going to go to my room. Yeah, but that was exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 He's so talented and funny, that guy. God, he does all the voices for all those people.
Yeah, dude, he is so gifted. He does everything.

Speaker 3 He does Jake.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he does all those people.

Speaker 2 He's so good, that guy. Maybe he was practicing for a role.
But when he's drunk, stay away because he'll try to choke you.

Speaker 2 And I don't know what song that was. It was like he was doing something, it was very funny because I sounded from across the street.
Sing it again. And he was also doing this

Speaker 2 and he was so drunk. What? Yeah, he's like, I think he had liquor in his hand.
He's like, we back, we get me. Me, me, I got none.
You know what I mean? Oh, I don't know what it was.

Speaker 2 Oh, he was improvising a song. That's a Bob Dylan song.
Oh, yeah, me, me, Bob Dylan. Yeah, yeah.
Does that one sound familiar? Yeah. Now, do you know who it is?

Speaker 2 Free back, free back, cut it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he did catch, catch, cut, cut, cut me. He cut me.

Speaker 2 I can't believe he cut you on your fucking eye. Let me see.
Look at me for a second. What did you get at 7-Eleven? I was looking for Epsom salt and they didn't have any.
You wanted to have a soak?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Were you going to take a soap? How come they don't have Epsom salt at 7-Eleven? Because crackheads probably use them.

Speaker 2 Smoke it. They're probably smoking.
I love Epsom salt. They don't sell salts anymore.

Speaker 2 Bath salt.

Speaker 2 You love a good bath, a little bath? Dude, I love bombs. I love bath bombs and I love soaps and I love Epsom salt a lot.
I'll say this.

Speaker 2 You'll never do this, this, but you could do an OnlyFans of just you in a tub

Speaker 2 talking in a tub and it would make unbelievable money. Because in my mind, I know what I look like in a tub because I'm big.
So it's hard for me to take baths. But you.

Speaker 2 You think I can lay down flat in a tub? Yep. I can't.
Yes, you can. There's some bending.
Yes, you can. My little gumdrop, you fit right in there.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. By the way, you could hide in a tub in a game of hide and seek with you and I.
You can hide in a tub. I wouldn't see it.

Speaker 2 Okay, go. Move on.
So, you think if I do a vlog? You vlog from the tub. Yeah.
People would pay for that. People also want me to vlog me starting a new farm on Stardew Valley, too.

Speaker 2 So people want to see it, but I don't want to do that. I don't think that maybe.
I think you should. I do love baths.
I do love taking a nice,

Speaker 2 beautiful.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And also, white dudes always go, it's always white dudes.
They're like, why are you taking a bath? You're like sleeping in your, you're like laying in your own filth.

Speaker 2 But what he did, well, I don't know how white people take baths, but this is how I take a bath. I don't plug it up in the beginning.

Speaker 2 I sit, you know, sitting, sitting the way, you know, the natives used to sit.

Speaker 2 Native style. Yeah, yeah.
Don't you put your legs over the side of the tub and you let the water rush on your pussy, though? Don't you like? I do that too. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But I sit that way, and then I like, I don't clog up the tub, and I do a pre-wash first. Pre-wash.
Scrub, wash, anus, penis, the whole thing. Rinse all that, and then I plug, and then I do the bath.

Speaker 2 So you're not, you're not banging.

Speaker 2 in our own filth filth right i mean it's an easy thing and then i do two i do that then i go to the shower you shower after the bath oh yeah that's insane yeah yeah what i do the major i do my leg work and my back work in the shower what do you mean you're working out no cleaning what do you mean leg work and back work dude i you're so dumb dude i love you but the cloth remember we talked about the cloth yeah yeah yeah right i lay the cloth down i put two different body washes on it right because i like mixing up how long is it for you to take a shower 40 minutes 50 minutes a bath shower probably 45 minutes jesus christ okay well no wonder you're fucking late all the time it's a ritual it is a ritual so what i do is i you know me then i put two squirts up you know i have a lot of body wash right yeah tell everyone like how many bottles like 10 yeah yeah 10 bottles what i mix them i mix the smells man you like different smells yeah okay why not

Speaker 2 right and then i grind into a lather

Speaker 2 back work right back back work leg work back work back work right and then i rinse and i rinse and i rinse. Then I do thigh work.
And then I do,

Speaker 2 then I sometimes will go after the third time, go back to the bathtub and do specific feet work.

Speaker 2 So this is a whole day. Yeah, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I do it every night. Thigh work.
Wow. And you know what? I'm sure I used probably 10 times the amount of water.

Speaker 2 I always feel like I'm going to get like somebody's going to show up at my house and go, it's enough, dude. They will send you a note.

Speaker 2 One time we sprung a leak in the backyard when we were out of town. Yeah.
L-A-D WP was like, you're using an absurd amount of water

Speaker 2 because the meter they track your meter they don't do they're like you're using a comical amount of water wow i was like what's going on but they but i don't do any for my lawn you don't have a lawn i know that's why

Speaker 2 it's great don't have a lawn you have no fake grass yeah yeah there's no real grass there no yeah you wouldn't need it yeah sign off rudy thank you for being a bad friend