Skibidi, Slay, Purr

You two are bad friends.

Who are these two idiots?

White dude and an Asian dude.

You two are disgusting.

You two are something.

We're bad friends.

So anyway, let's start with love.

Well, let her start the show.

Go ahead, Rudy.

Start the show.

Hello, everyone.

Como esta?

Hi.

Yeah.

Talk to the audience.

How are you guys?

I'm Jules or Rudy or whatever you want to call me.

And this is Tito Bobby.

This is Tito Andrew.

And over there we have Carlos, Andres, and Mikko. They know the show.
What we want is going to serve our biography. So just where he was born and family.
And then me too. Okay, we'll start with Tito Andrew.
Tito Andrew is from Irish, Ireland. Yes.
Yes. He's 38 years old.
Sure. They moved to the U.S.
when he was eight years old. What city? In Ireland? Yeah.
Yeah. What city? Where are my family from in Ireland? Chicago.
Chicago, Ireland. That's right.
Chicago, Ireland. Where the bear is.
Yeah, where the bear is. The bear is.
Yes. The football team.
No, she's talking about my mom. Oh, wait, Andres, congrats on España.
No, boo, I don't want to even. We're not doing that.
We're not doing that. Let's go back to the biography.
Tito Andrew has a cute dog

He does

What's his name?

Name is

You got it

Name is Curly Tops

Curly Tops

I love Curly Tops

Okay, let's go over to Tito Bobby

Tito Bobby is from North Korea

Yes

That's true

And he moved to the US

When he was 10 years old

11

I'll see fist. Yeah.
That was nice. Yeah.
and then he got famous over a video where he got with a Down Syndrome boy.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

You think that's where I'm thinking?

Isn't that funny?

That is how he got famous.

Well, that's what TikTok.

Or TikTok.

Yeah, TikTok.

That is true. They should call TikTok facts.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

The facts channel or whatever.

Tick facts. Yeah, tick facts.
Quick facts on tick facts. Yeah, yeah.
How about Carlos? Where is he from? Ooh, Mexico. Mexico.
Yeah, that's right. What city in Mexico? Do you know? Mexico City.
Mexico City, Mexico. Yeah, and I don't know how he's that white, but.
Yeah, whitewashing. You know what Michael Jackson did at the end? That's what he's been doing.
He's been bleaching his skin, which is not okay. We can say it.
This podcast will come out significantly afterwards, but congratulations to España in the Euro Cup. It was kind of...
It pissed me off. It pissed me off so much.
It pissed me off. You wanted the British to win that way.
I did because they won the 60s. Yeah.
You guys always win. Everybody wanted England to win that game.
Yeah. Spain wanted England to win.
It's been 50 years. I'm going to say this.
In terms of players, I think England has the best players right now. Yeah.
Obviously not. And don't give us a Spain flag emoji.
And we won Wimbledon too. That is true.
That is true. That is even more heartbreaking.
What's going on over there? What's up with these Spanish players really showing up? I think we all was there. No.
Let me ask you something. When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people.
Yeah. And you're putting them on the ship, no, you guys invented that.
Mm-hmm. Am I not right? Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean if they were a little sick or whatever? What was that for? What was that all about? Testing.
You're testing? Yeah. Oh.
Can they swim? Oh, so you thought you heard a stereotype, right you were like maybe it's wrong well was there was there a control to your experiment you had to have a control yeah can Spaniards swim most of them yeah I don't know I've never seen a Spanish don't forget the Filipinos whoa they went oh yeah that's right Spain went Yeah, what's up with the colonizing, dude? Yeah, what happened down there? You know what's so funny? That should be that country's slogan. Don't forget the Filipinos.
Philippines, don't forget. What did you see at Sinespia last night, McCone? I saw it in Midsommar.
So great. Yeah.
Have you ever seen a movie in the... We talked about this on the show.
Have you ever seen a movie in the cemetery in the summer no oh my god it's the best i bombed there once on a show and you did that live show there oh i said no way and i bombed so bad i was like i can never come back to the cemetery you died as hard as those that are yeah yeah it works i think yeah it's one of the coolest venues that's it yeah it's one of these pieces of la that people don't know unless you're a local and it's beautiful it's great and you gather around i watched kill bill one and two last time i was there you know what let's watch a movie there what's what's next well let's see bring up the calendar oh there you go there you go uh empire records bridesmaids true romance la bamba the night the nightmare before yeah there's six left yeah i would do true go up a little bit more? No, let's go see La Bamba. Dude, La Bamba's great.
It's so good. I had a dream too, Richie.
That's the only line I remember from that. Hey, say, say.
Let me hear you say that. Have you ever heard of Richie Valens? You are toned.
You never heard that song before? It's not like that. It's para bailar La Bamba.
Don't fucking correct us. If you correct the host again.
I don't know. I can't continue.
You stepped on his pose. I can't continue.
I can't continue. Five times.
You're talking shit when Bobby walked in. I thought they were just going.
I guess. Well, look, they're saying something, but who gives a shit? Yeah.
So para bailar la bamba. And how awful does that sound? Parabayalar la bamba.

Now, say it the way.

Necessitita una poca de gracia.

Say it the way that you know it.

What?

Say it the way you know it.

I was just doing it.

No, the way you know it.

Better.

Better.

Necessitita una poca de gracia.

Better song.

Yeah.

It's more familiar.

Creating a bonga.

Right.

Right?

What do you think? Parabayalar la b version yeah I want to buy that record yeah or what about this classic what fucking song is that I don't know what that is yeah that's a's a fucking Richie Fallon song. Oh.
I do the oh really long. It's way longer.
Yeah, yeah, I love it. Oh, Donna.
It's such a great song. It's a white girl, Donna.
And their love wasn't permitted because of racial tensions. And that's what's gross about this country, man, and we're changing it one step at a time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

One step at a time, we're trying.

Oh, Donna.

Have you heard that song?

No.

No, she doesn't.

I had a girl.

Donna was her name.

Dun, dun, dun, dun.

Since she left me, I've never been the same.

Dun, dun, dun.

Because I love...

Whatever. You got it.

Yeah, but guess what?

You know how he died? How?

Guess. Tragedy.

Guess the tragedy, how he died.

You're psychic.

We know you're going to get it right the first time.

Who's that rock

star, Elvis Presley?

That's right. He died on a toilet? Yeah, because he was too constipated.
That way. Same.
Wait, wait. You're saying that many, many years before Elvis died, right? So Elvis is a hack.
He stole it. He stole the death.
I'm going to die on a toilet. Somebody get me a peanut butter sandwich.

Wow.

I'm going to die on a toilet.

Richie Valens died on a toilet.

It was a tragedy because...

It's awful.

It took three huge acts.

Yeah.

That's like Radiohead, Billie Eilish.

Back then?

Taylor Swift.

And Taylor Swift dying on one plane crash.

Imagine the tragedy. Crazy.
Crazy. was it the Big Bopper Big Bopper yeah and you got it the guy with the glasses you got it come on fuck what's his name the guy with the glasses give me the first name no give me the first initial B Benny Hooligan no Benny Hooligan no no no B give me the first initial B Benny Hooligan Benny Hooligan

No, B

Give me the last initial

Z

It's not that

I don't think it's B either

You fucking liar

What is it?

The song is

It's B-H

I just said it to you

The song is like

It's B-H

Every day

Look a little closer

I gave him the hit twice

Going down a roller coaster

Come on

Love like that

We'll take

Buddy Holly. There it is.
Buddy Holly, I got it. I got it.
Buddy Holly. But so the Big Bopper, Richie Valens and Buddy Holly died in one plane.
And back then, they were like huge. Spirit Airlines.
It was Spirit Airlines, yeah. Even back then, it was bad.
Even back then, it wasn't good. Yeah Allegiant, maybe.
Allegiant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crazy. Well, speaking of dead celebrities, and thank God we didn't call them out, because sometimes we call people dead on the show.
Richard Simmons died, and right after Shelly Duvall died? Like, back to back. No, Shannon Doherty died.
What? Today? No, not- Or last night or something. Wait, are you fucking kidding me? Bro.
Yeah, it's been a bad- So young... We got three, though, yesterday, right? She's your age.
This week. I know, 53.
God, that's awful, dude. What is going on? Richard Simmons...
I know. He died cancer as well? I guess we're all gonna get it.
And you just gotta hope it's an easy one. Or one that doesn't hurt a lot.
I want the butole kind you're working on it yeah your diet i know yeah i met him once my dad had prostate cancer which is good because you beat it if you find it quick oh really yeah yeah he was a lovely man uh skin cancer oh he had skin cancer yeah well you know he's he has that skin you know he's played out in the sun too much i think he played in the sun is such a funny way to say that what do you mean he's playing out in the sun too much like he's a nine year old doing all that in the sun dancing in the sun yeah yeah it's not good for the skin it can't be well it depends on who you are yeah but he was a lot what if you're white yeah whites we're not alright you fucking cocky Filipino bastard no's right. We're not supposed to be in the sun.

We're supposed to be inside,

and you're supposed to be outside in the fields.

I get it back out there.

No, but it's awful.

It was a bad day. It's awful.

Darker skinned people are less,

what did you just bring up?

Are less likely to experience sunburn.

No shit.

No shit.

Can black people be in the sun longer?

Yes, fucking Carlos.

By the way, it is funny. When EP came over to my house and we were outside and he was like, give me some sunscreen.
And I was like, come on. You're black.
I need it. Oh, really? That's like stealing oxygen from somebody who has COVID.
You know what I mean? Like taking their tank at the hospital. I need it.
Yeah. You don't need any sunscreen.
Can I ask any sunscreen I'm on the brink

sensitive question

I want to be able to approach it

in a very

non-racist way

I want to be delicate here

dance lightly

very lightly

I've been on a beach

yeah you've been on beaches

I'm a beach guy

no you're not

Thank you. dance lightly oh very lightly you know um i've been on a beach yeah you've been on beaches i'm a beach guy no you're not okay just for the story okay right she's right you've been to a beach hawaii you go to i've been a lot of beaches and that's the truth i've been on beaches with you yeah but you hate being i know but i'm still i i didn't say i love being there i said i've been on them that's what we share in common i hate them you could do i love you so much dude i have zero why am i there yeah i'll just go to the pool why am i why am i there yeah i just don't like sand in any of my cracks and it gets in all your cracks and you have a lot of cracks i have more cracks i have triple craps i have triple cracks than most humans that came out weird you.
You're cracked up. I'm cracked up.
Anyway, let's go sensitive. Thanks for the humor there.
I appreciate it. But I've been on the beach before and I've seen African Americans.
At the beach? At the beach, which is great. Yeah.
Come on. What are you saying? I love it.
You've seen them at the beach, yes. But I've seen them put the oil, suntan, you know? Suntan lotion or oil? Suntanning lotion.
Suntanning lotion. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right. And then they lay out, you know? And I'm talking about like Delroy Lindo Black.
You know, I'm talking about- Go ahead and finish that. I've got to try.
I'm talking about Samuel L samuel l jackson black right successful yeah no yeah successful great guy people spiritual no no like umbrella no umbrella just out in the sun right yeah and i always think to myself and this is and here's where the racism might be construed as um what's the point What you doing? I always want to go, what you

doing? Well, what

catching some beautiful vitamin D.

Oh, is that what it is? That's just a little

bit of vitamin D. Okay, that's all I wanted to hear.
And

thank you so much for cleaning that up. Thank you.
Just a little

bit of vitamin D. I'll tell you, though.

What's so funny? Nothing.

Have you ever thought that? No, never.

Oh, my God. I'm the only one in this room that has thought that.

Look at me.

Yeah.

Yes.

Are you being fucking real right now?

Why would I?

I've never thought it though.

I just literally just thought of it now.

In your mind, you go to the beach and you see a black person at the beach and you go,

get out of here.

No.

No.

That's what you say.

No, no, no.

You go, hey, you get out of here.

No, I just want to go up

to them go and just go hi right and they're like what's up yeah yeah what you doing that's all and then they're going yo ma'am tanning i'll be like okay have a nice day i mean that's all tanning complete yeah full tan yeah you're 33 33 years ago or whatever you know i mean but you know first of all yeah this comes from a place of humor and jealousy okay because i can't be out in the sun for more than five fucking seconds without it hurting it hurts i'm in pain right now i think i have a mini sunburn on the side of my neck and i took out the trash can i take out the trash i'm fried it's disgusting i belong in a basement in a windowless basement programming and on the dark web can i ask a theoretical question yeah what if though okay i'm putting you know i'm doing my bill nye here dude i see it right now? You are a scientist. Yeah, yeah.
What if blackness is infinite? Well, black people are infinite forever. No, the color black.
It just gets, you can get blacker. And at some point, it gets so black, right? It just looks all black, right? But it gets blacker, you know what I mean, scientifically.
And i don't know i'm just but i what i'm just it's a theoretical question can we ask neil de grass tyson yeah that's what that is black oh yeah oh vanta black absorbs 99.9 that's what they're trying to get vanta black is what i'm saying maybe black people are trying to get black right in the. In the next Black Panther movie, if Vantablack isn't a superhero, that's a character.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vantablack.
It's a beautiful... Dude, look at that.
Gorgeous. What's my favorite color on here? Black is the best color.
It looks the best on every... Look at that.
That's Vantablack. That's so black.
I've never even heard of that. Yeah, yeah.
You've never heard of Vantablack? No. Zoom in.
Zoom in on that. Dude.
Zoom in. Oh my God.
Wait, wait. Zoom into the original, the Vantablack, the guy holding it.
It looks edited. Yeah, it looks fake.
It looks like edited black. Wait, zoom in a little bit.
You can hear it. Listen.
Hey, motherfucker! All right. Keep that in.
You gotta keep that in. That's funny.
That's funny. It's funny.
It's fucking teasing. Yeah Anyway.
Jesus Christ. I went to the San Diego Zoo once.
Uh-oh. And I learned that rhinos also get sunburned.
Rhino. Oh, they do.
Yes, they do. And they get into mud.
Mud. Mud.
Mud to protect our skin. So I never thought that a rhino would get sunburned.
How does an animal born in the sun not- Like, how is that not progress? They can get sunburned. They're like one of the only ones that can.
Whoa. What are the animals in the animal kingdom that can get sunburned? I think all of them.
No. Theoretically, all of them.
Lions can't. There's so much fur.
Mm-hmm. Just as clothing and shade protects against- Pigs.
Pigs get sunburned. Hippopotamus.
Warthogs. Oh, cute.
A little sunburned. By the way, a little sunburned pig.
Oh, my God. So cute.
How cute. Yeah.
A little bacon in the air. A little guanciale.
Huh? Yeah. By the way, I had- You had guanciale? I had guanciale the other night.
That's great. Oh, my God.
Is it good? It's so hard to eat a pig because look at them. Look at how rad they are.
But boy, oh, boy. No, yeah.
Is that a sunburned pig? Yeah. Oh, my God.
It looks like Lichon. I have a question.
Okay, here we go. This is the good part of the show.
Okay. I can't wait.
Since there's like a derogatory name for black people, what about? Man, is it Sunday today?

It's Sunday.

The Lord's Day.

I'm just asking, what about for white people?

That's like really, really bad.

I mean, we haven't come up with the best one,

but I'll give you some of them.

We're still trying.

Yeah, yeah.

Cracker.

I'm just telling you, right?

It's tough because I love Ritz crackers.

They're so good.

White Devil. Is that one? Yeah.
Yeah, White Devil. Honky.
Honky is one. Colonizer.
Colonizer, yeah. Bitch ass.
Bitch ass. We get bitch ass, don't we? No, you get bitch ass.
Well, I'm just telling you, that's what happens. But if you're...
Yeah. He says it so...
There's no filter. I mean, he says it like you would say French fries.
Yeah. It's unbelievable.
There's a term. It's W-I-G-G-A.
Wigga. Wigga.
Is that... Can you say that? That's a positive, I think.
No. Well...
I think that's a positive. I think that's a positive.
I put this in my first special. I used to, kids used to call me a wigger all the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was a kid, I got made fun of a lot because I wanted to wear, I wanted to wear clothing that all my black friends wore.
So people made fun of me a lot and said that. Okay.
Yeah. May I build that real quick? All right.
Just as a scientist a scientist and this is not it has nothing to do with race um what does soap do yeah that doesn't have anything to do with race you set it up like it was going wait what does soap do i mean bacteria on your skin you know i was in the shower last night using soap, lathering it.

But in my mind, I'm like, what is it doing?

Well, look, dude, there's parts of the world that don't have access to soap,

and they get just as clean by water on their skin.

You're just washing off dead skin bacteria

that can just build up.

But you don't need it.

Not really.

I mean, dude, we use it for germs.

You need it if you're touching something that's bacteria-ly.

You're touching raw chicken, you need to wash your hands.

Right.

Because you don't spread disease.

But in the Philippines, you guys use soap?

I mean, for the most...

Is that terrible?

That's a legitimate question.

We have soap in the Philippines.

No, that's not...

Hold on, stop, stop.

Of course.

What are you talking about?

No, of course they do.

I've been there.

I use soap there. What do you do? You guys have Irish spring? No, it's called mud.
But anyway. No.
Here, look this up. Is that a bad question? No, it's legitimate.
I think it's a legitimate question. Well, this is a forever, never-ending race.
This is a race thing that I've talked to about many black friends. White people don't use washcloths.
Do you use washcloths? What's a washcloth? Wow, you don't use washcloth either. What do you use? I might be one of the only whites I know that uses a washcloth.
What is a washcloth though? A little tiny towel in the shower that you use soap to get the reaches of your body, not just soap in your hand. You use for your back.
Well, I use- This is another joke. White people don't wash their legs.
Do you ever wash your legs? No, see? White people don't wash their legs. Wow.
Yeah. I use one of those loofs, but the long ones, what do you call them? A loofah.
But not the spongy kind. Yeah, but there's a loofah on the end.
But the long sheet kind. Mm-hmm.
And I put the soap on it. That's a washcloth.
That's not a washcloth. What? Is it cloth? No.
Are you washing with it? It's not cloth at cloth at all what is it it's what do you call that loofah it's not even a sponge it's the blue it's like it's like plastic it's like a plastic no look it up no what are you fucking i don't know what you call it hold on washcloth blue thing no it's not that it's bob the fourth's the fourth one. That one, the color ones.
Rainbow color ones. Like a microfiber towel? Yeah, I have that.
I have that. What? It says washcloth right on it, you fuckhead.
Nylon washcloth, loofah towel. It's all the same thing.
Come on. That's a washcloth it's a cloth there's no cloth in it what are you saying it's a cloth is just a term for a fucking woven material yeah that shirt is cloth it's like this is a metallic chicken if it's a regular chicken it's not a fucking yeah i mean what are you talking about is it a metal chicken yeah yeah no that's a washcloth it's not a future metal chicken dude It's like a fucking chicken, dude.
You can't just use a fucking word and then have it not be that fucking element. It's a washcloth.
There's no cloth in it, dude. It is a broad term for something in the shower used to wash other parts of your body.
Oh, so it's not made out of cloth. Fuck.
It doesn't have to be. Okay.
It's a washcloth. Nylon.
It's a nylon washcloth. That's what I use.
That's what I use. That's like two minutes of the same thing.
But you know what I do though? What? I just, if people want to know my ritual, okay? I take two soaps. Hmm.
So I lay it down on my, you know, I have a nice little shower. I know you do.
You know what I mean? And I do two. So I get like a body wash, you know, like an axe.
Really? You're an axe guy? No, a ghetto axe. Then I put a high end in it.
And I mix the moistures, the smells. A little science experiment.
A little science experiment. You are Bill Nye.
I am. Dude, I'm so Bill Nye right now.
Bill Nye. And I really get in there.
So do you do that? But the first thing I do is my legs. I do.
I always do legs and feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's also because when I sweat and work out, my legs get sweaty. I get sweaty legs.
Do you immediately shower after you work out? Yeah, man. I cannot stand that.
I don't like sweat on my skin. Okay.
I noticed in SoulCycle, and I noticed. You go to SoulCycle? With Aticalay.
Oh, wow. I didn't know you do that.
And I noticed mostly white girls after the workout, they dry their underwear in the- That's disgusting. The what? What's it called? The air- Out of the dryer.
Yeah, the air dryer thing. What? They dry out their panties in a fucking...
What do you mean, what's it called? The hand dryer thing. Yeah, I mean, you know what it's called? Well, they might not have them.
What the word? Sorry, my bad. In the Philippines, you wash your hands and you just go like...
Yeah. Okay, okay.
So they dry their panties in there? That's so fucking gross. Go home and shower.
That's what I noticed. These white girls, man.
These white girls are gross. You know what's hot? What? The other day, I was in my- He's inside the hair dryer.
Yeah. Right.
What? The other day, I found some female underwear in my bedroom. I don't know who it's from, but it was kind of cool.
Were you sniffing it? You did, you little pig. You sniffed it, didn't you? Is that wrong? I mean, it's in your house.
It's somebody that you had over. So, obviously, no.
It's not wrong. I mean, it's not wrong.
Then I did. Yeah.
If it's not wrong, I did. I mean, if it's someone that you know.
I don't remember. You can't do it to someone.
You never walk into somebody else's house and do it. Would that weird if i went to your house oh my god and sniff my wife's underwear stop stop stop for a second everyone you're getting angry and i just stop stop what i'm saying is what's the problem it's so gross i know but what's the problem and you explain to me what the problem is it's your little greasy face in her underwear i know know, but what harm is it doing? I just said it.
Your greasy little face in her underwear. I'll wash her.
What if I grabbed your wife's underwear? Sniffed it, then washed it? No, and I said, dude, I will wash it after I sniff it. No problem.
Get to wash it. Okay, good.
Hand wash, though. And I went, what if I went to the bathroom with it? Would that be weird? Yeah.
Okay. Would that cause a rift in our friendship? Yeah, it'd probably be a little bump.
Okay, my bad. Are you sniffing? Holy shit, dude.
So insane. Now, if you sniffed mine, fine.
Yeah. That doesn't bother me.
Doesn't bother me. Yeah.
Okay. Don't sniff.
I won't sniff. Don't sniff.
What are you confused about? I don't know. It's just crazy.
It's crazy town. Yeah town yeah it's crazy i will say i i noticed that when you go to certain people's houses some people give you a towel a hand towel and a washcloth on top we always do that i provide when people come three towels a body towel a hand towel and a little washcloth what do you want when people come when people come on stay on stay at the house.
Family, friends, visitors. This is a very Bill Nye again.
I don't think. No, take Bill Nye out.
I don't. It's not a science thing.
Okay. But can I ask you a question? Yeah.
And what? I don't know. Okay.
Over the years, I think I've lost friendships over this. I've had friends from San Diego.
I just had Shay Matosh, a comic from Las Vegas. And they say, dude, I'm going to be in LA for a couple of days.
Can I stay at your house? And I always go, nah, never. Right.
They should know better. You would never.
I know, but what I'm saying is, if it's a woman that I'm seeing, you know what I mean, dating, yeah. Oh, yeah yeah oh yeah I'm totally fine with that right but for some reason like my bro my friend from San Diego a guy you know I mean like I want to be there for four days I always go no I'm like I'd rather get you a hotel yeah but I'll pay for your hotel are they hanging out with you that's the problem I don't know what they're up to but if they're coming to see you clearly they can stay at your house no they're coming to hang out with you, but they can't stay at your house.
I don't want them to come up to hang out with me then. What do you mean come up to hang out with you? Hey, Bob, I want to come up from San Diego.
Yeah, I don't do that. And I want to spend a couple days.
And that's the difference between you and I. I have real friends.
No, that's not what I'm saying. That's literally what this is.
You don't have towels. Is it a towel problem? It's not a towel problem.
No. Do you not you not have towels no i'm just i guess how do you dry off dude you standing out of the shower just like shaking your body dry like what do you mean when i dry off do you have extra towels for guests yes yeah he has a lot thank you so much so why don't what are you going to do with them if no one can use them I use them So they're your towels I use them like if I have 12 towels There's 12 days of towels You use a towel every day You change towels every day That's insane That's how I do it It's America Exactly't know I'm like I'm oddly clean Tito Bobby

Like his bathroom

Smells so good

Thank you

It should

Even if there's a lot of

Pool stains

It smells good

Yeah

For some reason

Damn it there's no poo stains

Woman

Yes there is

No there isn't

There sure is

So

Like I do hang out

Like so I want to tell you

Last night

I was at the comedy store

And Finance is in town

Yeah Ian

We love Ian Finance

And

Thank you. Like I do hang out like so I want to tell you last night I was at the comedy store and finance is in town.
Yeah Ian we love Ian Finance and the other day we ran into this guy and he goes there's a Hollywood party Saturday night man you know a lot of women going to be there. And he sent it for me and Ian Edwards I mean at finance and we were like I'm like oh oh, okay.
And Ian was like, let's go. I'm not.
So Saturday night, he's at the store and I actually went. You went to the Hollywood party? Yeah, it was way up in the hills.
Was anybody famous there? We couldn't even get in. What? Why? So I parked my car, right? Five miles up a hill we have to walk.
Yeah. It's 1230 at night.
We go and we go. And then we overhear somebody in the car goes Yeah you need a yellow bracelet Well Not human You're like I'm wearing it Not a human You know what I mean Like a Livestrong? I don't know what it is No it's not like a Like a Lance Armstrong? No no no No, it's so, a...
Yeah, yeah. Like a Lance Armstrong? No, no, no, no, no.
No, it's... So, and we were outside this fucking gate for an hour.
Not one person saw you and didn't go, that's Bobby Lee, let him in. No.
And then the guy that invited you shows up. Shows up.
The guy invited him and he shows up and he goes, oh, don't worry about it. You know what I mean? And he keeps texting the guy.
And then all of a sudden, helicopters appear. Cops? Yeah, and then all of a sudden, ambulances and cops, and they're all now there.
Oh, shit. Going in.
And my instinct is like... Leave.
I guess it's over. Yeah, I'm gone.
No, we'll get in. The cops are there.
I know! I know. It's not a great story.
No, but you Did you guys try Did they try to get in still No I made Ian Go and call We left You guys It's not a great story No it's a good story I'll tell you why I'll tell that story though Because I've never done that before I've never been to a Hollywood Hills party before And not gotten in No I've gone to Tim D to Tim Dillon's house. That's in the Hollywood Hills.
I understand that, but it's a little different. Why? Because it's not like, you know what I'm talking about, where it's like clubby.
But time out, I think you're missing what's right in front of you. We're doing the metallic chicken thing again with the cloth.
Is that what we're doing or what? Tim doesn't have any wash cloths at his hat no yeah no dude uh tim is famous he has very famous people there it is a hollywood hills party i'll tell you why i i don't think it is and you're right you're absolutely right so what is it andrew santino is absolutely right thanks okay but i'll tell you why why i don't think that why It's because they're all people I know. Because you're famous.
No, I'm not. No, what I'm saying is I'm famous in a certain way.
So it's like if I show up at a house and I see Whitney Cummings, I'm not like, oh, my God. I know, but to the outside.
I understand that. What I'm saying is I want to go to a party where it's like, oh, my God.
DiCaprio you never will go yeah i know we'll get over it okay they don't want us there i know what would we do you've been there to where those parties no i haven't dude you're gonna make me so mad right now dude i've been to you've been i've been to a couple of like uh no you've been to golf resorts in washington or whatever yeah with super big guys yeah but that's a party only people i know gladiators party yeah gladiator house yeah gladiator that wasn't hollywood party it's still very high end it was weird no see that's what i'm saying i've never been there okay i have yeah you have let's move on yeah you 100% have let's move on can i ask you a question is it a real question and you know i've thought to myself with you i want to be more you know open with you and honest okay okay when i got when i got off the stage the other night when we did a show together, you and your wife were standing there in that little opening. Yeah.
And you guys looked at me with shame. Is that what the look was? Yeah.
No. What the fuck are you talking about? Did I look upset? You guys both looked at me like you were upset with me well i'll tell you why i was in why i was a little upset i wanted selfishly i wanted to go up after you i didn't want because you brought up another comic and then they brought me up which is fine but i i like going after you or vice versa i just like that so i was a little bummed that I had to wait because I prefer to find,

I think it's a nice synergy.

So I wasn't upset at you, but I do love when we're paired.

It feels good.

It's funny.

The rhythm is really good.

Funny what one mind does.

We assume all these things that aren't true.

Yeah, it's not true.

Yeah.

But I was just bummed because I saw you were having a great time and I thought, fuck, I would love to go up there right after you and have fun. Because I saw you guys do this.
I think your wife was doing this. Yeah, she's, well, she's airing it out.
She's got to air it out sometime. And she was like, you guys were like, yeah.
Yeah, because we knew we had to wait. And I go, bye.
Remember? Yeah, and I had to wait for another comic and I was like, I'd rather go right after Bob. That's what it was.
that's almost always what it is it's a self that's selfish but i mean can we talk about though um if you ever had any grievances with me that you would say it or no yeah would you hold it into your soul no i would tell you okay i would tell you because i love you but i don't you're hard to grieve now some people in the studio easier to grieve yeah yeah i got some vince's with some of these people including mcone well get it up because i knew you were going on a rant earlier mcone has made his way into my social circle yeah he's found a way to infiltrate uh by the way and and and i can't stop doing favors for him he's getting free furniture for his new apartment i think you're doing him a disservice. I know, I know.
Not being real. I know.
I'm sorry. No, it's true.
Because what I realized over the years is it's in the struggle where we find it. And he doesn't get to struggle.
He's not struggling. You're not struggling.
Not anymore. Well, so do you...
You never did. You're 20 what 20 what four 25 oh excuse me gary oldman i mean like what you've been in the business for a long time excuse me 25 wow wow so i we struggled for at least a decade yeah a long time do you think we should decrease his pay no i'm just saying well when i look at you with him i'm like god he's giving him so much love i know i don't know i i'm having a hard time and now and then it makes me be the guy because i want him to grow yeah to be the dick right i'm like in a position where i have to be the dick i'm being real that's what i realized you know and then you you look at me with resentment and anger because i'm doing the i'm doing more love i'm giving you more love yeah tough love good love the good love good love that's the real love the real love i give you fake love he gives you fake love yeah i'm a phony baloney you're not you love him i do it's a deep father-son kind of connection but i'm just saying that it does him a disservice uh speaking of uh real love we were talking about you at dinner the other night me and spade and swartzen um why aren't i ever invited those you were and you said no that's right all right yeah go ahead so annoying uh but spade spade uh was choking about swartzen the way he orders and he orders exactly like you order who does swartzen so does spade So does Spade.
He did a little bit, but we told him he was paying for the meal. Oh.
So he immediately was like, okay, slow down. And Nick was like, we'll get three more orders of the Toro sushi with the caviar on top.
You went to Nobu. We went to another sushi place.
On La Salle. Another sushi place.
We went to the other one. I know that.
And he goes, can we get the Toro with the caviar on top? And Spade was like, come on. And Sporzner goes, six pieces.
And the guy's like, oh, okay. Well, you have six coming.
He goes, keep it coming. And Spade was like, all right, that's enough.
Also, can I tell you something about Spade? When you're eating with him, he sits. On his knees.
Like a 12-year-old rich kid. Yeah yeah like he grew up in aspen this is a fucking seat and he's just like eating like this you know i mean and just it is really cute fucking crazy so cute though it's so cute but you see everyone looks because he looks like a cutie and he stands up to talk to you he stands up he lets you know yeah he does in the middle of the meal he wants to talk to you yeah and then here's another thing I hate about it.
No, we love Spade. I know I love him.
I'm just saying, so I go every time. You go to the host and you have to go, I'm here for David Spade.
And they look at you and they go, really? And I go, yeah, how do you know that? How do I know that he's here? And they go, okay okay and then they walk me and i'm like are you his driver yeah i mean that's what if leave the keys yeah that's what it feels like yeah they have to the hostess of a restaurant eyes me up and down you're with spade huh yeah you're with spade huh in what capacity and then I feel like I have to explain myself,

but I,

you know,

but usually they do it.

Yeah.

And then he's so not,

he's great.

He's got great.

He is a sweetheart.

Anyway.

He's a little sweet print.

Which is,

can I just say a cool thing that happened?

Yeah.

It was one of those things where I want to do for somebody else one day.

Go ahead.

Right.

I was with a date.

Okay.

And we were in,

in,

on the West side. We're walking and we walked by this nice restaurant.
It's just during the day. And I see this older, nice lady eating a meal.
And then Adam Sandler's there with her. Oh.
And Sandler looks at me, and he calls me over. Oh, that's hot.
It's the best. Isn't that cool to look like? He goes, Lee, what's up? Hey, get up, man What's up Yeah yeah I go And Sam I go Dude he looks at my dad and goes This guy What a funny guy What a great guy Right and he does one of these taps And I do like hey man it's good to see you You know what I mean And I go see you still But it was just like one of those gestures Where I'm like very good I like It like, you know what I mean? It was like, you know.
It makes you look really cool. Like, I want to do that for somebody else.
You do do that for people. You say hi to people and it makes people feel good.
No, I want to like help a guy get laid. Oh, that would be tougher for you.
Well, I don't. Well, what I'm saying is that why...
You know. What I mean is...

You don't have that transferable...

That's what I'm saying.

Well, I don't think...

No, no, no.

Well, you know, I can't.

What I said before was,

I would like to do that with somebody,

and then you're like, yeah, you can.

And then now I'm explaining it to you,

and now you're like, oh, yeah, you can.

Well, you're not going to help someone get laid.

No, so you don't think that...

You think a woman is going to walk up with a guy.

No, no, that's what I'm... And then you see the guy and you go hey buddy and then you say to the girl this guy is the man she doesn't care what you say that's what i said before but then you then you put it build me back up and now you shut me i'm so sorry but it's not gonna happen i know but don't don't build me back up then i'm sorry i was already falling i'm sorry buttercup cup Okay I apologize Could you do it? No Yeah you could

We don't have that power

Are you fucking mind

We don't have that power

We don't have that power

Tito Andrew has the power

Thank you

I love you

But you don't think I do

You have

Tito Andrew has this kind of power

You have this

I think so

I think so too

Love you Rudy

I think so too

Okay can I tell you what

I did a nice thing

Did I talk about this on the podcast

Go ahead

Thank you. I think so I think so too Love you Rudy I think so too Okay can I tell you what I did a nice thing Did I talk about this on the podcast I think Go ahead A police officer held the door For me to get I was going into Jersey Mike's And he held the door very politely For me and my lady And then I said you know I'm gonna buy his sandwich And then so I got to the front and then I turned around and I said, are you going to get chips and a drink? And he goes, no.
Why? I said, because, you know, I'll get the sandwich, but I don't want to get the meal deal. Do you know what I mean? I'm not going to pay for the whole fucking, you know what I mean? Just a sandwich.
I'm kidding. No, but I said, are you going to get chips and a drink? He said, no, just a sandwich.
I said, well, whatever he gets, put it on there. And I paid for it.
And he looked at me so earnestly and he shook my hand and he said thank you so much that's very nice very nice of you and i said well thank you for um you know because honestly how many people say anything nice to a cop during the course of the day i'm i'm being serious i'm scared of cops well okay no you should be i had to go to a police station well you're fucking illegal dude why are you what wait why are you scared of cop you had to go to the police station i'm just scared of them in general but i had to go to a police station. Well, you're fucking illegal, dude.
Wait, why are you scared of cops?

You had to go to the police station?

I'm just scared of them in general,

but I had to go to the police station to report my missing passport.

And did they help you?

Yeah, but I was crying before I went

because I was so scared of them.

Have you had bad interactions with them

when you were a kid?

No.

So why are you scared?

Just like the idea that they're kind of superior. Right, right.
When you cry, oh my God, your eyes bulge out. Yeah, it's an ugly cry.
No, like a cartoon, like... Oh, God! Yeah, yeah.
It's like crazy. But were the cops nice to you? They were really nice.
So then stop being so scared. Yeah, after that, I stopped being scared.
You changed your mind. Yeah.
I'm imploring all of our fans to buy a kappa sandwich or something if you see. You know what you're also good at? Say hi.
Be nice. Another thing that you do is, and I do it too, you always say thank you for your service to military people.
You should. I do too.
Because I don't have the balls to do that. So fucking, we should all say something.
Although, when we were coming back from somewhere. No, no.
This made me laugh. I don't know where we were traveling from.
But you know when they call the airport lines and then they say families, military. Do you know what I'm talking about? Of course I do.
Of course I do. There's a guy that walks up and Bobby's like, that guy's not in the military.
I was like, yes, he probably already served. He's like, no, he's not a military guy.
Like you knew that he wasn't in the military. I don't think he was.
You think he was stolen valor just to get on the plane? When you see a guy that looks like Ralphie May, right? And going, yeah, I'm in the Marines. I'm like, that's not the guy.
What is he, an explosive guy? I mean, what does he do? Well, he lays on the bomb. He's the IED guy.
Yeah, all right. All good.
But you know what I mean? You can tell sometimes. Sometimes he looked a little bit like he might have.
Well, but he might have worked in the computer he might have just been a maybe but i'm just saying that guy shouldn't go he when i say military you have to be either on a boat in a war so you're saying you know jumping over one of those large fucking things you know you're doing a uh doing a net with the net a tough mutter yeah yeah you're the wired fence and they're underneath crawling. You have to be doing that.
What you're saying. You have to be.
Yeah, that guy doesn't. You have to be in shape military to get on the plane first.
That's what you're saying. No, he's just got to be like in military.
He's got to be like a guy that we're like, yeah, John, war. War.
Yeah, not, you know what I mean? Get in the office and do whatever. Right, yeah, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, I can't do it't do it i get it yeah and then it's also this it's like um what i just can i say another thing yeah it's when they go all right people that need help to get on the thing on the plane yeah i get it what a headache right you mean people that are like disabled and my heart's out to you okay but there are some, and I've tried to call them out, where it's like they get wheeled up. Right? I know what you mean.
No, stop. Right? They get wheeled up, right? And then? And then all of a sudden they're fucking Carl Lewis.
They get up and he's like running to their fucking seat. And it's like, what is that? That's deception and lies.
Right? I don't like that. And we should call that out.
Don't you think we should call that out? No. Yes.
That's insane. It's not that you couldn't get from there to there, but you can run to the rest of the room.
I don't get it. What? Also, you're right.
What drives me nuts is when they say people that need help get on the

plane and it's like one person disabled and nine family members that get on with them i hate that like we're all helping you're not all helping yeah yeah that's crazy i hate that that is crazy here's okay so one time gabriel glacius right this is before us i love him i love him too yeah this is before us which means you know i mean i

wasn't where i was yeah so i was you know i would do you know coach coach guy what do you mean what did you say oh coach oh oh right right i'll fly coach right i was in canada playing yuck yucks I know

I was at the airport

And I was like

Group nine

Or like

The last Right. I was in Canada playing yuck yucks.
Mm-hmm. I know.
I was at the airport, and I was like group nine or something. I was like the last group.
You were in the cargo? Yeah, to the point where I had to like, there was no more overhead compartment space. So I had to wheel up my thing and go, can you check this? Right? Like one of those guys.
Right? I'm sitting there, and I see Gabe with his entourage. In first class?

No, they weren't interested in first class.

Gabe walks up to me and goes,

what's up, dude?

And we hug all that.

Yeah.

And I go, you're the same flyer?

I go, yeah, same flyer.

And he goes, yeah, we get on before everyone.

Like they get on before even, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

All those guys.

Right?

Yeah, yeah. They get on before, right? And I go, and for a split second, I was like, I don't like, because if I saw this and I was outside the, you know what I mean, the circumstance, it had nothing to do with me, I wouldn't like it if I saw it.
You'd be pissed. I would be pissed.
Right? But I did go on. You went with them.
I mean, I'm not going to say no. But then what? When they go to first class, then you just kept going back to the back.
The very back in the middle seat in the back. Yeah, yeah.
And then I couldn't even go. But I got on first.
I had the overhead, but it's underneath now. I already checked it.
Yeah, anyway. I know what you're saying, though.
It is. I don't like it.
What is this? What is that you're showing us? The private celebrity friendly terminal? Yeah, at LAX. I moved on that.
Whoa, is that new? Have you done that? It's new. Right there.
Have you done that? I don't know. Be honest.
Have you done a private jet? Wait, stop, stop, stop. Yeah.
Look at me right now. Stop, stop.
Because when we talked earlier, we're up front and honest with each other. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Have you done that? I don it i don't i don't know yeah you you have i don't think yeah you when you looked at it you're like oh i know what that is what does it look like yeah no no what's that like it's so cool it's so cool who's there they it's really cool i'm not a member I was brought by a friend, right? And if a friend has a pass, you can bring people.
And what you do is you park your car there, and then you see where all the planes are across, right? You get to sit. You can have breakfast, drinks, lunch, whatever, and then they drive you in an SUV to the plane, and then you get on from the outside stairs that go up to the plane.
Okay, do i need to do to get there it's it's pretty expensive i think it's uh i don't know how much money it well it says it runs 3500 and then you pay a monthly fee and then other stuff what do you mean 3500 a month 3500 is to get in one time no no that's to have the membership and then you pay monthly fees and what is the

monthly fee i don't know i've never i don't i don't i don't do it i've just i was a guest but i will say it's fucking unbelievable okay so what i so what can you zoom in because i can't read that all right so all access annual fee 4 800 so 5 000 and then 750 per person you bring with you A time.

One time.

Every time.

Every time.

Every time.

I see.

And then the private suite rate for four travelers is that, $3,500. And then they valet your car and then, yeah.
Per person. Now let me think, is that worth it? I don't think so.
I don't think so. It's so fancy.
Why do you need it? I mean, look, it was very cool. It was very nice to be a part of it.
But also, I just don't know. I don't know.
Yeah. I don't think so it's so fancy it's why do you need it i mean look yeah it was very it was very cool it was very nice yeah you know to to be a part of it but also i just don't know i don't know yeah i don't really we're of the people you know who does that and i can just guess burton tom the 100 well they take private jets yeah those guys are private jet guys yeah i think theo does that now probably they're more famous yeah you and i won't do it well they're more famous no let's do southwest for life i'll do southwest i don't give a fuck i'll fly southwest i'm let's do Southwest for life.
I'll do Southwest. I don't give a fuck.
I'll fly Southwest. I'm going to Vegas in two weeks.
I'm flying Southwest. I don't give a fuck.
Why do I kill? I love Southwest. I wouldn't say I love it.
You know that I don't, right? Yeah. I thought you were going to jump on me for that.
No, but I'll fly it. I just don't give a shit.
Me too. Do you know what's like slay pussy purr? I know slay.
Slay pussy purr? Slay is a term in the gay community that means like go off. Yeah.
But pussy purr, I don't know. It's pussy purr.
It's the same thing. But my friends, like the girls, they see it in like one line.
You make the pussy purr. You better believe it.
Not actual pussy purr. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like you say, oh, slay pussy purr. Purr.
Slay purr. Appropriating gay culture.
Very good. Stealing from the gays.
Give me another one. That's what you're doing.
Another one. Slay queen.
It's a new one. I don't really use it, but skibbity.
Skibbity. Skibbity do da, skibbity day.
We started that. See, we started that.
Our generation. Skibbity is a word that means nothing.
Oh. No, it says it's bad.
Like, it's bad. Well, let me tell you.
The Today Show says, cool, dumb, bad uses a filler word. So how would you say it in a sentence? I don't know.
It's the younger generation. I know.
If it's nothing, it's like... Skibbity.
How was the party last night? How was the party last night? It was all skibbity, dog. No, that's's not that can't be it that's it it was nothing you sound like you sound like an old guy going hey young kid no i'm not no no no no yeah that sounds weird yeah skibbity toilet what skibbity toilet i don't know what skibbity toilet see even you don't know yeah stealing is phantom tax stealing is phantom tax tax phantom phantom phantom or phantom? Phantom.
It's got to be phantom. Phantom tax is known as phantom income or dry income.
What are you talking about? Taxes? That's what they're saying. I know what phantom tax is.
It's residuals in our world. Yeah, phantom.
Right? Because sometimes, for instance. Phantom tax an internet slang term for describing the theft of food between friends.
The F-A-N-U-M. Phantom tax.
It's the theft of food between friends. Man, the future is fucked.
It's fucked. What are we talking about? Phantom tax.
Stealing food from your friends. So, if you, I have french fries.
Go steal it. Here.
I'm going to charge you a phantom tax. Is that what it is? Uh, skity no i don't i don't know i don't know when we were young though yeah do you remember i don't know if this was like this for you but like at lunch yeah i never okay my parents never my parents worked i my mom never made lunch so i I had to buy lunch at school, school lunches.

And all the time, I didn't want to spend money.

So I would steal or I just ask friends for their side shit or their leftovers.

Did you do that?

No.

Oh, yeah.

You were rich.

I wasn't rich.

I just wouldn't do it.

I'd rather starve.

I would just be like, can I have that?

No.

Can I have your apple?

That's insane.

Yeah.

People will go, yeah, I don't want it.

Yeah.

But that you would rely on it. So sometimes you probably got a bunch of no's and then you didn't eat.
Some days. Yeah, yeah.
So your mom didn't- No, I'm kidding. Your mom didn't pack you a lunch? No, no, no.
No, she never did. But here's what she would do.
She'd leave me $2 on the planning desk, on the desk by the door. She goes, there's $2 or $3 there.
And then what I would do is, if I'm being real, I'm not joking around now, all jokes aside, I wanted the money. So I would save the $2 a day and just steal other people's food.
Oh, you're a hustler. Yeah.
So I had, so I had, so then by the end of the week, I'd have five, I'd have 10 to 15 bucks. Look up Korean school lunch.
What they'd say. They're so good.
Do you ever seen the photos of these? Korean school lunches? No, what do they give them? What does that say? Grilled Australian That's At school dude Wow That's insane It's insane Like that's an American school lunch On the left Yeah yeah Dude that By the way zoom in The Dude I am having flashback nightmares I know In the top left The fucking peas and carrots Cut up They're hard as a rock They're not even cooked It so fucking gross that they fed that that shit was so gross it was so whack the patty and the hamburger i i found an ice cube in one in high school the full-blown ice cube in that by the way that that uh that carton of milk uh never never was cold it was left out on a shelf oh there's different states now well oregon yeah of course oregon's better yeah way better yeah yeah it's all china what has the what state has the worst school food oh let's guess what state has the worst lunch food high school or element what high school lunch okay let me get let me try guess um state um mississippi i don't know um mississippi louisiana fuck we're right next door it has the worst in the country based on several factors. How many fruits and vegetables? And the state is followed by Idaho, and the most popular lunch is pizza cheeseburger.
Pizza cheeseburger? That's good. I bet it.
Yeah. Pizza cheeseburger does sound fucking good.
That's pretty good, yeah. Wow.
That's incredible. Oh, by the way, when I was up in San Francisco, when I went to go golf at this place, they do a famous thing called a burger dog.
Look up Olympic Club burger dog. This was, dude, I got here.
A buddy took me as I was a guest. This, I could eat fucking a thousand of these.
Oh my God, they look so good. Dude, I'm not even kidding.
You have one of these fucking things and you're like,

I don't even feel like playing golf.

I could just eat this all fucking day.

I could eat a hundred of them.

They're so fucking good.

And I don't know why,

no one else does this. That looks so good.

It's unbelievable.

It's like a Philly cheesesteak almost.

Kind of, yeah, kind of.

I think we should wrap up

by talking about the David Chang thing that we did.

No?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want the picture?

What?

No, we don't have the picture.

I mean, we were there, dude. Yeah yeah i don't know what they look like i lived it you know is he bringing it oh no don't please don't bring it um did you see us do david chang's dinner time you know you don't support us we were trying to get you a visa to stay in this country you don't support us you don't love us you say you love us.
You don't clean us. We're trying to get you a visa to stay in this country.

You don't support us.

You don't love us.

You say you love us.

You don't clean his house when you're supposed to.

I don't know who's David Chang.

You really hurt my feelings.

Famous chef.

A very famous chef.

So he has a Netflix show where he cooks stuff for his friends.

We were on it live.

So Andrew and I did it. So good.
It was very good. And I have to say- Go watch it on Netflix.
What did he make? Oh my God. He started off with wagyu sliders in little Hawaiian rolls.
Yeah. Wagyu sliders.
You ate all of it. I couldn't stop.
Wow. I couldn't stop.
Dude, it's so good. And then he made us lightly fried scallops and lightly fried crab.

Crab, yeah.

Crab.

So good.

Yeah.

Then we had ramen with more wagyu in it. With spicy tofu.

Yeah, with burnt rice.

Crispy rice.

Crispy rice, I mean, yeah.

Then he made us.

Dude, then he made a creme fraiche. cheesecake with caviar yeah and the uh breading was uh ritz crackers crackers right and then a bunch of caviar and i'm telling you right now dude that was the best thing i've ever eaten in my life it was so soft it was you know if you you know what do you think a cloud tastes like if you could bite a a cloud It tastes like I ate a little slice of heaven in my mouth

And by the way

Jesus pussy

And he never made it before

He never made it before, he improvised it

He's a culinary genius

And he's a really good dude

People should watch it on Netflix

And you should have watched it by the way

Is he better than your other chef friend

Careful

The one on the bear

Maddie Matthews Thank you. I watched it, by the way.
Yeah, that was a fun- Is he better than your other chef friend, Tito Bobby? Careful. Who's the other chef friend?

The one on the bear?

Maddie.

Oh, Maddie.

Yes.

They make two different kinds of food.

Yeah.

It's not competition.

Okay.

There are two different styles.

I think during that thing, though, you know, I think I overdid it up front because you gave

me a look-

What are you talking about?

When we did the live.

Yeah.