McKone's Granny Hates Bobby

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Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
You two are something. We're bad friends.
You know, last night it was Margaret Arsenio and i just was sitting in that room going i mean when i was younger before i even did comedy like they were in the scene i was like i mean you never thought that you would ever do shows with them i mean arsino for sure because i didn't know if he would come back and do stand-up as much as he's doing i thought he would because also by the way i got on stage and i made i was like joking around about him yeah because give it up for that guy. Yeah.
And then I made like a dumb joke. You know, when you'd like do a joke, you're like, that's not true.
Why did I do that? Just for the laugh. Like I was like, well, cause I was like, he, I love that he knows who I am.
And I was like, he calls me, you know, Andre Santigli, but I still like it. That was a funny joke.
And they got a laugh, but it's like, that's not true. I just said that just for the bit, but the crowd loved it.
And I was like, he knows who I am. He's very nice to me.
Why did I do that? When you said that, he looked at you. No, he didn't.
And then he walked out the door in a sad way. A, you're lying because you were in the room.
And B, I watched him in the corner. He laughed.
Yeah. You were in the back with Margaret playing with her dog.
Yeah. I like to mouth kiss her dog.
But my point is this. Time out.
Let's talk about it. Last night, this guy.
I'm sick. Remember when he got all.
I don't feel good. Remember when he got emotional about the Netflix dinner he didn't get invited to? And last night, he comes in with Margaret.
He's like, how good was that dinner? They went to like an Asian inclusion dinner or whatever, and it was all the famous Asians, and he got invited to that, didn't you? And you bragged about it. All the famous Asians that were there.
Name the famous Asians that were there. Go ahead.
Oh, the famous Asians? Name them all. Okay, that guy from- Ali Walla.
No, no, no. She wasn't there.
I'm going to tell you right now. She wasn't? Yeah.
I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to tell you right now, right? Who was there? The dude from Revenge of the Nerds.
That Asian. What the- Did he ride the bikes? Oh, I love that guy.
You don't even know his name, dude. Oh, who cares? Yeah, yeah.
The guy that invented like the shape of the dumpling. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.
You didn't actually, the ingredients know, but the shape? He base it off a, yeah, so there wasn't a, who, who was there? It wasn't a dinner, dude. You're lying.
There was a famous Asian dinner and he went and they talked about it all night last week. There's Asian dinners all the time that are famous, but no one gives a fuck about those things.
I've always been invited to those things. Alright? I'm the King Ching Chong, dude.
I paved the way for all the other Ching Chong. King Ching Chong! They always invite me.
Who threw the party? Is that someone's house? No, it was at a gigantic thing, dinner thing outside downtown. Who throws it? I have to look it up.
It was an organization. I forgot.
What is it called? AAPI? Is it Asian American Pacific Islander? No, it's not that. It's, hold on.
Is that what it's called? Excellence? No, it's not Asian accents. That's May 1st to May 31st.
Oh, we're almost out of it. No, no, hold on.
Asian, so AAPI. That's Asian American Pacific Islander heritage.
What was the whole month of May the dinner call they give black people February and it's 28 days and these guys get 31 that's insane these Asians dude that's out of control although there there are significantly more of them that's true yeah so I I always go to that so that. So who was there? Who was there? John Cho, Steven Yeun, Michelle Yao.
Huge, huge, huge. All the Olympics, the guys, the gold.
The Chinese guy that's great at the Olympics. Which team? The basketball team? The Olympic men's basketball team? None of them.
None of them. Fancy.
Guys, you know, it's so funny what you guys are doing. Archery?

Look at us ice skate.

Glorious.

The movement.

It's mostly Russians ice skating.

No, we have a Chinese guy.

What's his name?

Nathan Chang, whatever.

We talked about him.

We got one.

Yeah, he's so good.

Anyway.

Yeah, Zun Yi.

That's on him.

Zui.

Anyway, so they were there and then like- We bought a Zui Yi.

Oh, you know, Asif Ali was there.

Asif Ali.

Yeah.

Right, this is the thing that bothered me last night.

Asif Ali, old friend of mine.

He also goes, oh yeah, and W. Kamau Bell.

I go, he's black.

By the way, none of those guys are Asif Ali that we're talking about.

Yeah, why did you pull that guy out?

It's just another guy named him.

W. Kamau Bell.

That's it.

First one.

First one.

W. Kamau Bell was there and I said, why was he there?

And Bobby said, we invite blacks too.

That's what he said we do you let him we invite blacks and we invite um some hispanics who have kind of chinese eyes and then we also invite we do you have to either get high if you're mexican you got to be high yeah there he is there's asif we Asif. We love him.
He's so talented. So anyway, but he's Indian, which is Asian.
That is Asian. So it counts.
W. Kamau Bell, he's a black guy, right? Yeah, but he fucks with Asians.
Everybody fucks with Asians. You don't fuck with Asians.
You ridicule and you oppress them. He builds us up.
I've spent my life fucking with an Asian. This has ruined my life.
So you got sick this morning? Would you wake up sick? You missed our call with Hulu? Yeah, I woke up sick, and then I have to go and do Logic's movie tomorrow. I'm dreading it, but also...
And then I had a rush to do a lunch. And there was...
I did a lunch with this guy. He's like this guy, you know what I mean? He's a historian guy.
He's pitching me something and he goes,

he goes, you know about Genghis Khan?

I go, yeah, I know.

He's a guy, a wanderer, right?

A Chinese guy or whatever.

He's like, no, no, no.

So he had a shaman, Genghis Khan, okay?

And Genghis Khan had gout.

Makes that lines up.

Yeah, yeah.

And then the shaman goes, the way you get rid of gout,

I swear to God, he goes, you got to kill 40 children and then you got to stomp on their organs you never read that i've read that yeah yeah yeah and so he did it right and then it didn't work so he tried it again he tried it twice 80 kids yeah he tried it down and then i was thinking god i wish i was genghis khan's shaman yeah yeah clean my house that's how you get rid of twice twice yeah i mean you can have him do anything you want so who was his was this guy pitching you to play his shaman in a movie or something he wanted you wanted to play the guts yeah dude oh you're good i'm so good at guts dude genghis khan how many people did he conquer what his deal? He had sex with like a thousand people a day,

something absurd?

No, he didn't.

No, that's what they said.

It was something insane like that.

Genghis Khan.

How many, 4,000 different women?

Holy moly.

That's fucking... Consensual.

No.

It has to be consensual.

Yeah, sure.

Consensual?

Uh-huh.

He just...

By the way, he was alive in what was the time period again?

He died in like, go up, go back a page.

Yeah, 1227.

Yeah.

Real consensual.

Yeah.

Nah, it's caveman era, bro.

There were some woke people back then.

In 1100?

Yeah, dude.

I doubt it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, have you seen some of the photos of the Mongolians? They had blue hair. Yeah, Pierce.
That's right. Yeah, and they cosplayed.
They were all trans. So let me ask you something, too.
Cut it out. I don't even know what's going on.
But let me say something, too. Tell me about this historian.
Did you have a good time with him? The historian? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he did.
Was it worth missing the Hulu call this morning about a 10-minute show? It wasn't that.

It wasn't that? No. You were already...

Well, what happens is, I'm sorry,

pal, my bud. Don't say sorry

to me. Say sorry to Hulu.

They didn't care. They did.
They didn't.

First thing on the call, is Bobby going to join?

Yeah, what does that mean? And then when they

said, oh, he's not going to join, what are they? Oh, we got to

cut this guy

loose. He's hard to deal with.

I can't wait until it does happen.

Yeah, what?

I can't wait until, like, we just can't deal with Bobby.

It's a little too inconsiderate of all of our time.

Dude, first of all, can I say something?

I forgot about it.

I know you did.

And that's a good thing.

I reminded you last night.

At the show, I said, I'll see you on the call tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I thought you meant-

This is you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought you meant this.

I'll see you on the call?

You think this is a call?

We're calling it. Reminded you last night.
At the show, I said, I'll see you on the call tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I thought you meant- This is you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant this.

I'll see you on the call.

You think this is a call?

We're calling each other right now, but it's-

Am I not calling you?

Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

There we go.

Okay.

I don't hear you like this.

I hear you through here.

That's true.

It's a call.

How long is too long to wait for your coffee at a coffee shop?

Ten minutes. They refund.
Okay out no walked out what which one i can't tell which one i'm not gonna say it i can't put it it's a mom and pop thing i'm not gonna put them on if it was starbucks that's that new one that's really good that i go to all the time 20 20 minutes i'm not kidding but isn't that the place they use the mushroom? Chaga? Yeah. I walked back in and I was like, excuse me.
Did you guys, am I in line? And the guy's like, we have a lot of to-go orders, man. I was like, you got it.
I left. I paid for the coffee and I left.
Wow. I just was like, what the fuck is, I don't want to, what am I going to fight for the money? I'm over it.
It's over. I got to go It's over I got to go Yeah yeah yeah There's like 20 minutes I'm not kidding Okay If I'm not exaggerating 16 minutes What's too long Isn't that too long Listen to me Listen The other day I went to Salt and Straw Salt and Straw ice cream My favorite Right I waited probably 45 minutes to go in there Well that's because They have a line every day but I'll tell you what the problem is and people need their fingers removed some for sure for this sampling oh yeah I try your fingers need to be you know the Spaniard you know he tries all of them doesn't yeah pig but salt and straw it has six flavors are just right and they have seasonal ones but.
But it's like, take the gamble. You know when a guy goes, can I get a sample of cookies and cream? I'm like, get fucked.
You don't know what that tastes like? Fucking get fucked. You don't know what cookies and cream tastes like.
Get the fuck out. Yeah.
Unless you are. Even if you just had cookies and cream separately.
You know. You know what it tastes like.
The guy that samples traditional flavors should be fucking shot in the head. If you want a cinnamon waffle raspberry twist, yeah, I'd love to know what that tastes like.
But the guy that goes, can I try the- Rocky Road. The Rocky Road.
Is that okay? Yeah. No.
No, you don't get to try it. It should have a sign that says, samples you're not allowed to try.

Standard, you can't try. Oh, so you're saying some samples you can try.

Of course.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

I refuse.

Because I'll tell you this.

I didn't sample and I failed.

So I went to Salt and Straw and I was with a friend and I go, I'm going to get the balsamic.

Nope.

Strawberry.

Oh, that sounds good.

You have to sample.

No, no, you're not... and straw and I was with a friend and I go, I'm going to get the balsamic strawberry.
Oh, that sounds good. You have to sample.
You don't have to sample. You have to sample.
You don't have to sample. You don't have to sample.
Sample, sample. This is, by the way, a curb episode.
What was I doing? Sample. You don't have to sample.
Anyway, so I took a bite and it's balsamic like vinegar. Yeah, we know.
Okay. Yeah.
And I hit the vinegar first and a little bit of strawberry aftertaste and I almost vomited my mouth. And I looked at my date and I go, yeah, I failed.
But that's what ice cream stores should be like. No.
Yeah. You take a risk.
It's like a gamble. No.
Yeah. an hour fuck that shit you're gonna you know you should open up an ice cream store called you break you buy and that's it they just give you one thing you walk it's like soup nazi you know it's like you don't get to choose they give you the kind and if it's bad too bad five dollar you break you buy and then you get the ice cream you walk outside yeah and that's it i do understand your your business perspective i don't think it's gonna work oh no how about this you charge for the samples you know how about how about this how about this how about this no no how about this you get one sample for free after that it's a dollar a sample fair that's you better pick you better pick i gotta even have something better give it something better.
Give it. Pre-samples.
Pre-samples. They've chosen what you should sample? No, no, no.
You have all the flavors in another area. Their sticks are sticking out, and they have the flavor.
How about like colognes? They spray. Oh, yeah.
You smell the ice cream. Oh, that's smart.
Yeah, that'd be cool. That's smart.
Right, like a little stick, right? Right, and they go, oh, balsamic strawberry? I don't want this in my mouth. No, thank you.
If you can smell it, you can taste it. Yeah, but you know what? That's what my grandfather used to say.
You smell it, and then you go, I don't like this, and they go, let it dry for a second. Wave it around your skin.
Right. You have to wipe it on your skin, then lick it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
By the way, how come we haven't done that at ice cream stores? What? A lickable thing. Like, you know, the wallpaper from Charlie and Chocolate Factory? No.
Lickable wallpaper? You never thought about this? This is like the coolest thing in that fucking movie. How have we never done this? Okay, lickable wallpaper.
Is this because of COVID? Yeah. Yeah, at an ice cream store every day, they should have a lickable piece of wallpaper.
Well, let's start with this then. Let's even start even from the beginning.
Look at that, right? Whatever happened to scratch and sniffs? Whatever happened? Dude, back in the day it was all scratch and sniff. And it went away.
And it went away. I want to bring it back.
Bring it right back. Yeah, yeah.
And those smelly good markers. You know the smelly good markers? What were those guys? Yeah, yeah.
Those were good, dude. You could get fucking stoned on one of those things.
You could huff. Whatever happened to the one that I got molested, it was offered to me.
Well, that, well. The stick, the stick and the powder.
Stick in your penis. Fun dip? Oh, fun dip.
Fun dip. That's what he called the molestation, a fun dip? Yeah, yeah.
Anyway. What were those markers called, Carlos? You just found it.
I thought you all had moved on. No, those are so good.
What were those? Fruit scented markers. You can eat them or smell them? You can basically eat them.
I mean, who cares? Mr. Sketch smelling markers.
Yeah, Mr. Sketch.
Whoa. whoa fun dip went away fun dip went away because it was just kool-aid powder people were like this is just kool-aid powder but god guy you're not thinking about the second fucking component the stick the stick nobody liked to eat the stick those sticks though are delicious you like them because they're phallic most people don't like them because they're not edible they're not good to eat you like them because they're shaped like a little penis looks like xanax too oh that's good if they're phallic.
Most people don't like them because they're not edible. They're not good to eat.
You like them because they're shaped like a little penis.

It looks like Xanax too.

Oh, that's good if they put lines on it.

Dude, dude, dude.

I saw a documentary on Netflix.

You know, a couple weeks ago was this board.

You know how you're super bored?

You know, I watch anything, right?

So I watched this documentary about Pez dispensers.

Oh, about the history of Pez?

No.

Some dude that cornered the black market of Pez dispensers. So this dude, right? With black people? Did I say black people? You said the black people market.
Is that what you said? No, I didn't say black people. Right, take the tape back.
Take it back? Yeah, yeah. I don't know, I thought you said that.
Okay, so you know how Pez dispers are um collectible they are kind of the back in no they are like the batman like there's ones that are like two thousand three thousand dollars a month anyway can i just get to my point go so this dude right um he had no money you know he was he was kind of a farmer he had no money he's like i i gotta figure this what's so funny you're either a farmer or you're not you're not kind of a farmer he is had no money. He's like, I got to figure this.
That's so funny. You're either a farmer or you're not.
You're not kind of a farmer. He is.
Did he have a garden at the front of his house? No, he had land. So he's a farmer.
He didn't farm that much, though. Anyway, I don't know.
That's why he was poor. If he farmed a little bit more, he'd have a couple more bucks in his pocket.
I'm not really here right now. So anyway, I'm trying to talk.
Imagine he's got 20 acres of land. He's like, haven't far know what's not i don't know why i can't get any money so you know what he did this guy but there was so there was pest dispensers um like manufacturers in europe like in ukraine or something these kind of east european right so he would go there i watched this no you didn't yes i swear to god you swear to god and he would he would get the ones that that we because they didn't come to america These pestle, pestle, pestle.
So he got those. He would just walk into the warehouse and do side dealings with these people.
He managed to convince them that it was okay to sell it to him. Yeah.
Even though he had no credentials. You saw it? Yes, it was insane.
How did you see it? Name a documentary on there. Even if I don't remember the name, I've seen it.
I've sat on enough planes across this country going to shows where I just watched. Did you see the whole thing? I finished the whole thing.
I liked it. He finally got caught, which is insane because for a long time, even the company was like, it's not that big of a deal.
He wasn't really doing anything that bad. But the American Pestispenser guy buried him.
Yeah, they killed him. He tried to bury him, which is that he's a fool.
That's him right there. That's my man, dude.
That's a farmer. Does he not look like a farmer? He looks like a hippie.
Okay, you're right. Yeah.
You're right. By the way, the organization of his fucking clamps in the back, that is- That's great.
That's beautiful. Yeah, I don't know how any of it works.
No, you don't know what any of those things are. Even when you get picture frames and they bring you- I can't even describe.
They give you like a little plastic cup kind of a thing. And then you got to put that in the wall.
And then you got to figure out where the board is behind the wall, right? I just take a nail and go pop, pop. To the drywall.
Yeah. Yeah, that's smart.
Or call George. Or call dog.
Fucking cocksucker. Honestly, man, you got to enunciate a little bit more.
That's getting bad. Yeah, it was great.
You're going backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a dart. He had oral surgery this morning.
Oh, that's right. That's right.
Oh, that's what it is. You had oral sex with some guy this morning? Yeah.
Does it hurt? A lot of cunnilingus, yeah. Wait, what got cut? Your molars? I had a crown lengthening procedure.
You made a crown bigger? Yeah, they have to shave the bone. They had to shave the bone.
Yeah. Wow.
This guy showed up after surgery. Gold Gala.
Gold Gala from Gold House. Okay.
What is that? I got it. What the fuck are you talking about? The Asian event.
Oh, Gold Gala. Jesus Christ.
From early. I just got it.
Gold House. Yeah, Gold Gala.
That's what it was. Yeah, yeah.
That's it. Beautiful.
Beautiful. I don't see you in that photo.
I didn't do the red carpet. You know me.
I sneak in from the back. No, I think they requested you.
And ask Margaret. Margaret goes, who's the first one to leave? Me.
Every time. You gotta.
Yeah, yeah. That's beautiful That's the guy That's not the table we got No We got way back But we got a pretty good table Jimmy O.
Yang Look at that See now Gold Gala right? You're saying I went Am I in the photo? Because you left. You leave early.

Oh fuck.

And by the way even Ally Wong

not Ally Wong even Margaret last night said that

you guys they got gift bags and you left too early

you didn't get a fucking gift bag. Oh I missed the photo.

And the gift bag.

Who else is in there?

I saw John Cho there was John. Is John in the photo?

Who else is in there?

John Cho's not in the photo. Is Kevin Spacey who's in there that guy yeah yeah that was from a year before that's Daniel Dae Kim you don't know who that is you mean that guy you don't know who that is he's just an Asian guy no honestly who's Daniel Dae Kim he was in Lost right by, this photo is photoshopped.
You realize these people aren't in the same room. You can tell.
Those two older Asian women right there, they were not in that photo. They're dead.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
They died years ago. It's a posthumous photo.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I went to that, but it's not the same.
Who's that? Ben Baller up top? Also, I didn't dress good. You didn't dress well.
Well, either. No, no.
Good or well. Yeah, neither.
No, I came stinky. What well Well either Good or well What would you wear to that You don't have a suit I wore like this And I wore a jacket Padma Lakshmi She's famous and beautiful You wore a suit coat Yeah but Something cool Dev Patel There Dev Patel.
There's some high-end Asians over there, bud. Bobby, I searched your name, but...
What? Yeah, they're not gonna put my name in there, dude. No.
Because they think of this kind of entertainment as the bottom of the barrel, but... So do we.
I know we do, but we're still the top. That's the best.
We're the top of the bottom. No, no, we're still at the top.
They view it bottom. No, we're in the shit barrel, but best we're the top of the bottom no no we're still at the top they view it bottom no we're in the shit barrel but we're at the top of the shit barrel we're the cream on top baby yeah but the barrel it gets released not often yeah i know but the foam on top of the shit barrel yeah it gets released sometimes and we're the foam niger houston was there i love niger houston yeah he's the best and maya erskine the best these are there's a lot of good good people there yeah i'm not in there by the way her name is scout bassett scout bassett that's a cool name look at her paralympian author and advocate yeah they're all involved what did you just say i said scout bassett and what did you say you said it was a great name and i said yeah if you're a dog i'm sorry i was mean scout let's not talk about dogs we're talking about the asian Asian heritage thing It's a little fucked up Are you claiming that she ate Scout Basket? You are what you eat? Does she claim the name? Dude I don't know what to say That's insane dude If you eat a dog you have to be its name is very funny I'm chippy now I'm'm fluffy.
I'm jangles. You become the dog you eat.
Yeah, that's so funny. That's a Disney movie.
Yeah, that's really funny. Did you see the Disney movie? The If? If? Is it If? It's Pixar.
It's what's his name? Bradley Cooper. No, John Krasinski.
Krasinski John Krasinski We gotta go see it Isn't Bradley Cooper in the movie? Isn't he the voice? One of the voices? No I saw him at the premiere Dude Dude John is The next Spielberg You said that last night And it pissed me off yesterday Yeah yeah yeah What does that even fucking mean? Because when you watch Because Okay Quiet, Quiet Place, right? Killed it. Yeah.
Great movie. It's not Spielberg.
Steven fucking Spielberg? Stevie Spielberg. You think John Krasinski, and this is not to disrespect him, is going to be Steven Spielberg? I think that he has his sensibilities, yeah.
Okay, call me in 20 years, we'll go box office toe-to-toe. It's a different landscape now.
That's impossible to fucking compare. It's already a flop.
Huh? This one is already a flop. Why? The if? Yeah, Bob.
How do you know? Because he didn't do well in the box office. That's a flop? Oh.
Garfield made $100 million. But what I'm saying, though, is the trajectory.
Like, for instance. Yeah.
You shouldn't feed your cat lasagna, by the way, if I'm going to go back to the Garfield thing real fast they don't like it i tried you cannot i have three of them they don't like it that's such a bad lie yeah look at that it made 33 million in the states but god that's so bad for a movie like that i know that thing probably cost i don't know 500 million dollars well how much does it cost cluny that's like his thing he just hangs with George Clooney. What do you mean? You don't think so? Maybe it costs $300 million.
Maybe it costs like $100 plus $100. Sebastian's in it.
Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah.
I think Maniscalco's in his voice or something. Anyway.
You can make a Schindler's list? Whoa. Whoa.
I mean, they already did that. The budget.
Something like that. That's $110 million on production.
Doesn't mean that A, didn't go over, over And B that's not on marketing and promotion Double that $250 then Well let me say something There's been a lot of atrocities throughout history But what is left to make a movie out of it We've done a lot of the atrocities If Krasinski makes a 9-11 movie we'll talk Make him make a 9-11 movie we'll, we'll talk. They already did that one.
What was it called? Nicolas Cage. Sully? No, not Sully.
Was that 9-11? What? When they're in the elevator the whole time? They're not in the elevator, they're just under the building. No, no, I'm talking about- That was a great movie, by the way.
I want the perspective- Michael Pena and my friend Danny Nucci's in it. I want the perspective of the pilots in 9-11.
Oh, that's a good one. What was going on? What were they? What was, you know there was a couple of dudes that were like, we shouldn't do this.
You know what I'd be? Hey guys, are you sure? I would say, are you sure? Probably 50 times. Right before the plane hits? Yeah, yeah.
I don't. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we could get pussy here. Isn't that like in your afterlife, if you're a Muslim, that you get- How many, is 93 virgins? A bunch of them.
Why 93? That's a pretty good number, though. It's a great year in Chicago for Jordan.
But if I got 94, I wouldn't complain either, though. Oh, it's 72.
We're way off. Yeah, yeah.
But if I got 73 I'd be like, I would count in heaven.

73.

Okay. Imagine you get to heaven and you

go 71,

72,

71. Okay, 71.

Where's my other?

Hello? Where's my other two?

Something's missing. Yeah, yeah.
What is going on

here? Why does it say that?

Men will receive 72 virgins in Hadith Corpus. There is some debate on the meaning of the 72 40-year-old virgins.
That's so fun. That's a great movie.
Hey, Bob, you ready for your payoff? You spit on the mic? I don't feel great. Wow, good.
I'm glad you showed up. We'll be fine.
You're going to be fine. We'll be fine.
fine you got an emergency back there that's all I've been drinking all day emergency what is this the South Korean president what's he gotta say you know the South Korean president made an announcement let's hear it a long long time ago I can still remember how that music used to make me smile Billy Joel and now I knew you fed my chains and I met those people yeah was this at the gold yeah it was they'd be happy for a while February made me shiver Oh, he got through that Oh Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't talk one more step Okay, push pause for a second This is really good By the way, the fact that he got through deliveriver is fucking bananas. Okay, you go to a Korean government.
No thanks. And sing a Korean song in front of other Koreans.
Would love to. Give it to me and I will do it.
All right, I'll give you a song right now. Give me...
Hey, give me... Hey, Santoki.
No, no. Give me Bye Bye Miss American Pie in Korean.
No, you got to sing a Korean song. No.
Yes. No, because that's an American song.
You sing an American song because we make the best shit. No, Santoki is a good song.
Santoki. Give me the lyrics to Santoki.
Okay. Santoki, Tokia.
Santoki, Tokia. You got to do the song.
Yeah, that popular song. Give me the lyrics.
Zip up bunnies. Zip up bunnies? What the fuck did What the fuck did you say Here we go There it is Santoki there he is Here he is Here we go go down There it is Alright What's the rhythm of it No you gotta Give me the music there No Give me the rhythm Zoom into the lyrics I'll give you the first line right It goes to this No no just do the rhythm Go bum bum okay i'll give you this okay now just sing it okay san toki toki ya odinin ganin ya gong chung gong chung Oh Off? By the way, you're taking, all you're doing is stealing.
But that's a remix? Yeah, it's a remix. No, that song came first.
DJ Khaled! You're going to say that? San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, San, Dude, I-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- You know how she, see what she's doing? You do this. It's a mountain rabbit.
It goes, like this. Oh, I like that.
Yeah, yeah. And they eat it.
Ravenous. Is this talking about lunch? Is this a song about lunch? Who's here? What's going on? We have a visitor.
Oh, come on in. My grandma Judy.
You guys remember her? Oh, wow. Grandma Judy's here.
Hi, grandma Judy. What's up? Fuckers.
Oh, my God. Hi, grandma.
Hi, grandma. Hi, grandma Judy.
Please sit down. Good to see you.
Sit down, grandma. Oh, my God.
It's good to see you. What a surprise.
Give her the cans. This is McCone's grandmother.
Beautiful. You want to wear the cans? You want to wear the cans, Graham? Huh? You want to wear the headphones? Don't matter.
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
Yeah. Okay.
Nope. You don't want to hear it.
Judy, that's your Judy, right? Yeah. Judy, I love your nails.
Thank you. Judy, how do you feel about Koreans? Do you like Koreans? They're okay, I guess.
Yeah. Some of them.
You're Bobby. Yeah yeah you're a motherfucker Judy hold on no fuck you Judy wait a minute come here call me motherfucker I'm sorry Magone I'm pissed at you the way you treat my fucking grandson Yeah you do treat him like shit Hey fuck you Judy And fuck off you don't come to my house And fucking say that shit to me The fuck I don't motherfucker I just did didn't I You want me to come over and whoop your mother No I don't want you to do that I'm sorry I'll take you Fuck you Motherfucker You don't talk to me like that you don't talk to her do that.
I'm sorry. I'll take you.
Fuck you. Motherfucker.
You don't talk to me like that. You don't talk to her like that.
I'm right. I just, you know, you started with that tone and I got defensive.
You better be nice. Be nice.
Fuck you, man. Be nice.
Hey, don't take it out on him either. He ain't said a fucking word.
Oh, yeah? You know what, Judy? You know what? You want to hear? Judy, you want to hear some shit right now, dude? All right. The Vietnam War.
You guys lost that. Do you know why? All right.
We're sneakier. You know what? What? I'm going to come over and I'm going to whoop your motherfucking ice if you keep running that fucking mouth.
I will beat the hell out of you I know you will Judy but fuck it

Judy how are you

I'll win that war

yeah she'll win that war

oh yeah

I'll stop it

why don't you be nice

she came in with the energy I was going to be so lovely

no you were negative

I'll stop a damn mud hole in your ass

and then stop and cry

you motherfucker

Judy let's start over

Judy I apologize

Thank you. I'll stop a damn mud hole in your ass And then stop and cry Motherfucker Judy let's start over Judy I apologize I don't give a fuck See what I'm saying She won't fucking stop I don't like the way you treat my grandson I don't like what you spawned Wait a minute We love him You had a daughter or whatever That piece of shit? Fuck you.
Why don't you ask her some- You're right. Anyway, let's go back.
Get to know her. It takes one to know one, don't it? Oh, it does.
Piece of shit. All right, Judy, let's back up for a second.
Back up. Get to know her.
Judy, getting to of you. Getting to know all of you.
And you lay off.

Okay, okay.

You lay off for Andrew.

You're right.

You're right.

All right, Judy.

Thank you, Judy.

He's a fucking nice guy.

Thank you, Judy.

Okay, Judy.

Be nice now.

Go ahead and ask her.

All right, so Judy, let's start over.

I'll treat your grandson nicer.

Good.

I fuck you better.

What are you going to do about it?

Okay, why are you starting? What am I going to do about it? Yeah, yeah. You? You don't know what I'll do about it.
I will come over there. I'll find out where you live.
I'll take the big shit. I'll tell you where I live.
Come over. I'll tell you where I live.
And I'll take the biggest shit I can right in the middle of your fucking bed. Oh, you'll take a shit out of my bed? I'll do diarrhea in your fucking eyes.
Oh, no. And you'll fucking be

able to go blind. And you'll look just like me the next morning.

Yeah. Let's go back.
Let's go back. You won't.
Start over. Let's start over.

Be nice to our guest. You don't stand in a motherfucking chiche.

What's a chiche? A chiche. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it's the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, let's back up for a second, Judy. You live in Minnesota?

Yeah. What's the problem? I love it.

I'm going to go ahead and get it. I think it's the same thing Anyway let's back up for a second Judy You live in Minnesota? Yeah What's the problem? I love it I grew up in Edina a little bit She knows she hates Edina I don't give a shit where you grew up at I don't give a fuck Why is she so hostile? She's not I just did Come in here to tell you to your motherfucking face you better treat my grandson better what you fucking do i agree all right i agree you also flashed her daughter yeah you flashed her daughter you got an attitude with him you tell me yeah you got something to say you say i call you i can get your number judy but no i ain't giving you my fucking phone.
Then how can I tell you? How can I call you? I'll give Andrew my phone. Thank you.
Yeah, you got something to say, you say it to her. I call you.
I can get your number, Judy. Fuck no, I ain't giving you my fucking phone number.
Then how can I tell you? How can I call you? I'll give Andrew my phone fucking number. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah. So I'll call him.
He calls you? I'll call. I'll relay it.
Why don't you ask some set of questions, and let's do a nice interview. Give it back to Ann Jennifer.
Please. She's pissed.
Be nice. She's pissed.
Be nice. I see mad.
What's up? Don't show her your ass. Do not.
I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
Don't. I got a real big foot, but I'll put it right straight up your motherfucking eyes.
You better not show her your ass. I'm not going to show you my butt.
You better not. She's allergic to seafood.
You don't like calamari? Repeat that. Say it again.
Come on out. I'm going'm gonna tell you Do you like calamari I don't even know what the fuck that is And I don't give a damn If it comes from you Calm down Let's take the temperature down I'm calm If you were gonna go out to dinner with Judy Where would would you guys go? What would you have with her? I don't know.

Is there a Cracker Barrel nearby?

You like Cracker Barrel, Jude?

Fuck no, I don't like Taco Bell.

And to go out with him?

Yeah, you have to go out on a date with him.

Oh, shit.

We'll hold hands.

We'll hold hands.

We want to make amends.

He's going to take you out for dinner.

He wants to make amends.

I don't think you're going to be able to make it up to her. Oh think i can you how do you think you're gonna get this back um do you like origami huh do you like origami there you go with that fucking shit again okay all right so calamari doesn't know well if it rhymes yeah yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Origami doesn't know.
Not a fan.

All right.

Yeah.

Okay, so-

Don't say salami.

She'll fucking lose her shit.

You better not, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How can you make it up to her?

All right.

All right.

Take your time.

I will take my time.

What I want to say to you-

I want you to apologize.

I think you should apologize.

Just the way you've treated her this whole time.

I don't need to know.

It's been insane. It has been? You've been treated her poorly.
nice No she didn't You gotta treat her nice I'm gonna try again You came to this country I was born here actually Seriously? Was she born here? So apologize though You're taking the job I think you're talking about yourself You're the first to get deported here? Yeah, yeah. So apologize though to Judy.
You're taking the job. I think you're talking about yourself.
Yeah, first of all, of all the people, you're the first to get deported. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you should apologize. I'm going to apologize.
Just make it better, please. So McCone can have a nice trip in his family.
Listen, Judy. I want to say, honestly, heartfelt, I just get to see you.
When I first saw you, I was pleasantly surprised. I was very excited to see you.
And I think you're a great woman. I really do.
And you did such a great job raising your children and your grandchildren. They're very good offspring.
You know? And just let me finish, okay? And, you know, just meeting you, it's like, you know, I thought I would never meet somebody from the movie deliverance what are you you know i mean so it's like and when you're watching deliverance as a kid you're like i don't know these people and then you beat them right and you go they fuck pigs right oh god yeah so what are you gonna do mccone what you gonna do dude i'm right here don't fuck with me dude all dude! Anyway, I'm kidding. It was a joke.
Thanks for being here. What are you trying to do motherfucker? I don't believe a fucking word you say.
You don't believe a word I'm saying? Yeah. Alright.
How can we repair this? I think you should. I already did it.
I tried. The apology was good.
Very good. this I think you should I already did it

The way to do this

I tried

The apology was good

It was very good

But I think

Before you say goodbye to her

Because you want to mend this

I want you to say something

Along the lines of

I hope you have a great day

You know

I can't say that

You gotta do something

I don't mean that though

Okay

How about this

I'll compromise

Compromise

Judy I hope you have an average day

Bullshit

Bullshit

Thank you. I don't mean that, though.
Okay. How about this? I'll compromise.
Compromise, please. Judy, I hope you have an average day.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

You know, you're full of bullshit.

You know that?

You have a head full of bullshit.

It's like-

Thank you very fucking much.

Yeah.

You're welcome.

That's a compliment to me, motherfucker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This seems good.

You're right, you're right.'re right hey yeah I love you come on mend the wound please I don't think that's I think jumping to I love you stitch it up okay stitch it up let me try please I gotta turn to say it. Yeah.
All right. Let me draw on it.
Yeah. Come on.
I got to. You got something to say.
Okay. Say it.
I love you. Bullshit.
Yeah, she doesn didn't buy it I did the best Say it with more vigor I love you Deeper Bullshit Judy I love you You shit You're shit I'm shit Okay Now what I want to do is retaliate But I'm not gonna You can't I'm learning not to You am full of shit I'm a fuck face I'm gonna go back to me I'm a terrible one And I should learn my ways And I didn't learn anything And I have to learn to respect McCone And respect people around me That's right And I'm telling you that, motherfucker. Yeah, she told you that.
And we're all people, correct? Yeah, that's pretty true. You have people in LA.
You have the hills have eyes. Oh, yeah.
The people from there, right? You have the people from the mountain people. Got it.
And the canyons. They don't have the same things we have.
You know what I mean? You look inside a cave, their eyes come out. You know what I mean? And you go, hello.
Hello there Right You love Jesus too I do too Jesus So I love everybody Good Yeah And I have to say another thing man Yeah Yeah You're great If I loved the fucking bullshitter I'd come over and I'd hug your fucking neck She might give you a hug That seems violent That's what I doesn't seem like a hug. It sounds like a hug.
I think we should finish with a hug. I think you give her a big hug.
Would you like to hug me? Give her a hug. Fuck no! Well.
Yeah, I don't want to hug her either, to be honest with you. Do you know why, though? How about a high five? But do you know why? How about a high five? I'm afraid I'm going to get hard.
Give her a high five. Can I give you a high five? It was amazing.
Help her up. It was amazing.
Give him a him a high five Give me a high five And I think that's the move I can't That is You are the best Sit down here for a second Alright What's going on man? I don't know You know things just Things just feel different Than they did at the beginning This is a nightmare This is my nightmare Coming true dude I know Okay so In the beginning Okay In the beginning right When I first met you, we didn't work together, okay?

I'm being friendly.

Yeah.

I'm a nice guy, right?

You came in, right?

He became obsessed with you.

That's not true.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, you did.

I like him just fine.

No, you became obsessed with him.

The kid's fine.

Yeah.

You drive him around.

He comes to your house.

Well, he's young.

Yeah, yeah.

Burgeoning. And so in my mind, I'm like, I have to play bad cop now.
Right. I was good cop.
You're a good cop, right? You can't have it all. So I was just being bad cop, right? Right.
And so, but now I feel like the act that I was doing on the road, because, you know, when you lost your earphones, I bought you a new earphone. I do things for you.
You gave those away. You gave those away.
Yeah. And then, you you know when you gave me that dvd i watched it immediately i'm really grateful for it my point being is this if you're funneling resentment to your grandma right and then she comes on to here call me a bullshit motherfucker well you are a bullshit motherfucker yeah what is going on around here it's gotten too far i think she was just having fun it's gotten too far what do you think She was just having fun.
Just a bullshit motherfucker. Yeah, what is going on around here? It's gotten too far.
I think she was just having fun. I think it's gotten too far.
What do you think? She was just having fun. Just a little bit.
What do you think? You want to fire the kid because of it? No, I'm not going to fire him. I'm just saying let's get it out now because it's like I don't need another grandma or the great grandma or the fucking grandfather or any of these people coming over here.
The grandpa is here next week, so we can meet him if you want. Yeah, he was on the books.
He was on the books? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, tell your grandpa, right, that we're just kidding around, right? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, like, that was pretty cathartic, so I feel like I'm ready to...
Oh, yeah, but so you... He's ready to let it go now.
I'm ready to let it go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you are, it sounds like you're holding some resentments. I'm ready to let it go.
Oh, I'm holding a lot of things. I know.
Let it go, baby. I can't let it go right now.
Come on. I almost want to, this is what I want to do.
I almost want to, just hear me out. It's insane.
Yeah, I almost want to finish the war. Go ahead.
Yeah, I almost want to go, okay, you want to play games? If you want to play family games, I could get some of my family involved as well. Most are dead.
Oh, no, I get some cousins that are loopy. Right.
What about you, Carlos? What about him? How do you feel? I mean, I think McCone's young, and he's not used to this Hollywood shit. I'm not Hollywood.
Well, don't even bring that in. Why do you bring that in? Stop bringing that in, dude.
Yeah. I just think he needs to get get used to it and i think he's finally settling into no i think i feel very settled i feel settled too good all right but uh wow that what a what a whirlwind that was heavy pretty heavy to me it made me sad really because parents love me well my grandparents don't yeah that's That's true.
Why not? My parents love you.

My parents love you too.

Grandma does not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My parents love you.

She doesn't like me at all.

Some of it could be, you know, the-

The war.

Yeah.

It's got to be history at that point.

It's history.

Right.

They remember back when you guys weren't allowed to talk to them.

That's right.

You know?

Right.

Different times.

And I'm calling her bullshit.

I love it though.

I do.

It's pretty great.

I'll tell you why because now I can say stuff.

Yeah.

I can fight against it.

Back in the day, I couldn't.

So let me ask you this, all right?

Do you have cousins that, I mean, does she have grandchildren or female?

Yeah.

So if I said to Judy, I'm dating your grandchild, she would lose her mind?

Oh, wow.

Yeah, she would probably pull a gun out or something.

Murder. Well, no, he means just to scare you.
that's not gonna scare me but murder murder to them that's not murder oh what is that like cleansing like putting a dog down or something keep that in I like that

I like that He will I like that Yeah yeah I like that Okay so you know I feel like this is a That's something that's not gonna go away easily I don't think I want to squash it right now Why Okay Yeah I want to keep the balls going Keep the balls Yeah I'm juggling I want to keep the balls Keep the balls in the air The show's still Yeah the show's still on i'm still performing i don't i'm so what i'm saying is i'd like to keep this war going i now know judy your grandma judy i know my enemies and not your enemy just listen i know my enemies okay and i know my allies well that okay that's right and i know how the war is played and I will win. In the long run, yeah.
Short run.

It's going to be a short war. Pretty short.
Okay. Yeah.
But God bless you, man. Back to your position.
God bless you and take care of it. God bless you.
Good job, bud. Also, cool shirt.
Thank you. Yeah.
Cool shirt. Cool shirt.
Great shirt. But you didn't defend me at all.

What was there to defend?

Hold up, Judy.

I think I did. I mean, that could have been nice.

Whoa, Judy.

Out of pocket.

You didn't.

You came in with guns a blazing.

Play the tape.

I said, okay, let's get this back.

I was trying to be a mediator.

Dude, you're acting as if we were on the same fraternity.

That's the greatest.

And we knew each other for 20 years.

So, wow, what a world.

I would like to be a mediator. Dude, you're acting as if we were all in the same fraternity.
That's the greatest. And we knew each other for 20 years.
So, wow, what a world. I wasn't feeling well.
I'm up now. You're feeling good now.
I'm not feeling good. You're going to do spots tonight.
No, I canceled those. Good.
What a weird day, man. What a world to win.
Show us something funny then, Carlos. Make him feel better, will you? Make me feel better.
What is this? JoJo Siwa drunk at Disneyland. Love.
Big JoJo Siwa fan. Siwa spent her 21st birthday embarrassing herself yesterday at Disney World's Epcot.
The clearly wasted pop star tried to start a sing-along to her newly released song, Karma, but no one knew the words. I should have known better if I had a wish.
Embarrassing.

I would have never asked around.

Yeah, we know it.

A couple of things here.

Yeah, go ahead.

Tell me.

Yes.

What are you doing at Disney?

That's not a thing.

What are you doing your 21st birthday at Disney?

One of the most happiest businesses I've ever seen.

21st birthday at Disney? I went there last happiest businesses I've ever seen. 21st birthday

at Disney? I went there last year.

Loved it. Without kids?

No kids. Gross?

No. Gross.
Star Wars.

Jail.

Star Wars? Right to jail.

Did I like Star Wars? Could you go to Disney World

without kids? I was with a kid.

Jail. Who?

Oh. Yeah.
A friend's kid was with you. Yeah.
So then, yes, you get a pass. Thank you.
Yeah, that's fine. All is well.
Do I go to prison? VIP pass. Jesus Christ.
You go to jail, not prison. We'll let you out.
But we're going to wag a finger. I did a VIP.
Remember that? Yeah. Let me ask you something.
With a kid is fine. Have you done the VIP experience? I don't have a kid.

It doesn't matter.

What I would like to do.

Would you take me?

I'll take you too.

VIP?

Yeah, I'll do the VIP.

How much is VIP at Disney?

It's 800 an hour.

What?

In an hour, you can do the whole park.

No, you can't.

That doesn't.

No, you can't.

That math is not right.

$8,500. 12 hours? 800 an hour? You're there for 10 hours? Yeah.
You went to the park for 10 hours? Oh, yeah, even longer. I can't even get you to fucking do this show for an hour.
There's a lot to do. Same.
Okay. Anyway, so that's how much it costs and what you get, I'll tell you what you get with it.
You get the VIP experience. You go to, front of the line.
Let me finish, man. Right now, dude, I'm not in the mood for you doing this.
Cut me off, okay? Don't get so angry. Let me explain myself.
I'm turning into Judy. Please don't turn into Judy.
Piece of shit. I know.
All right. I love her.
So what you get is early in the morning, you go to that hotel with the log cabin feel. There's a big bonfire.
You're talking. Speaking Spanish to me.
There's a lady that comes out. They look like they're in the gold rush.
Hey, y'all. You know what I mean? That whole thing.
I love it. I clap.
You know what I mean? Are you ready for the adventure? What do you want to do first?

And so you get to go around with this lady.

She's wearing the outfit.

She has all the passes.

And you go in the front of the line in every ride.

Right?

And then you get to,

even the little experiences like making a lightsaber, right?

She can make those appointments.

Cute.

Yeah.

And she's pretty much with you the whole time.

Like if you want to go eat anywhere.

You tip her?

Oh, yeah.

You tip her cash?

Oh, yeah.

What'd you tip her?

Like I did last night at the parking lot guy.

That made me laugh so fucking hard.

So, anyway.

You tip it at the parking lot.

You give him a couple bucks.

You know, five, ten bucks.

Sometimes, twenty.

You know what I mean?

It's the parking lot guys.

I said, how much did you just give him?

He was $100.

Insane. A generous guy.
much did you just give him? He was $100. Insane.

A generous guy.

$100 to park your car?

I only brought that up

because you accused me

of not tipping the fucking

gold rush lady.

No, I just asked how much

you tipped the gold rush lady.

I don't know how much those people,

I don't do that stuff.

I don't know how you tipped that lady.

I would give her probably

like 300 bucks maybe

for the day.

You know what a woman

did to me today?

I ordered

and then I beep booped my food. I beep booped on the thing, on the Apple Pay.
And then she manually got rid of the tip thing. Because she wants cash.
But that was interesting because I went to go press the button. She goes, all good to go.
So she moved to the next screen without me. Oh, that's nice.
But then I thought, are they told to do that by the management to skip the tip?

Because I went to tip.

But then she goes, you're good to go.

She did so fast.

Then it goes, no thanks.

Or receipt, no thanks.

And I thought, did they tell them to do that, you think?

Or did she think I don't tip?

Did she look at me and she goes, this guy doesn't tip i be honest with you and don't get angry you don't look like you can tip i don't look like i can afford to tip no you can afford it you just don't look like you do tip why you just your your your brow i always tip i know you tip well i tip well i know you do i. I've never not.
But I look like a furrowed bra doesn't tip guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want to show...

Bob, you do need to watch this.

I do want you to see this for a second.

Okay.

Russians are the fucking best.

Oh.

Oh.

Ice boxing.

So it's just straight boxing on ice.

That's so good.

Why not put it on ice?

I know.

It's genius.

Yeah, yeah.

They put Disney on ice. Why not boxing? Right.
Here's what's so great about this to me. This is, Russians got to be the people that came up with power slapping, you know, the slapping.
Yeah. They got it.
They're the arm wrestling. That's all like them trying to take things to like another level.
This boxing shit. What else do you want to see on a different? I'll tell you right now.
Huhdive fighting? That's brilliant Right That is brilliant You punch each other, right? If you knock them out, they die, obviously So what? Don't lose Sky fighting You jump out of the same plane or different planes? It's got to be the same plane How do you meet them? Have What do you mean? Have you never seen that? They jump out. You can change your direction.
No, this is what you do. Yeah.
Same plane. Same plane.
But you have a distance, but you're still tied to them. Oh, you're tandem.
Yeah, there's a rope that's connected to our belly, right? So you have to fight. So if one guy dies, the other guy, he gets to pull.
He gets to pull. Here, check it out.
You knock the guy out. Yeah.
And then you 69 him.

And you get to come down.

Wait, wait, wait.

Why do you have to 69?

No, because he's 69.

His head is fighting balls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love it.

That's what you want?

Yeah.

Just 69 somebody.

Fine.

From a plane.

Sky fighting is brilliant.

What's another one?

Well, how about fighting underwater?

I would love to see a little tango down below.

Oh, it's like sloth fighting.

Yeah.

Yeah, I could do that one. I like fighting on fire.
Oh. Like a fire pit would be dope.
Yeah. And not a whole thing isn't on fire, but around it is on.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah.
You have a floating ring. Check it out.
Oh, yeah. No, you don't even know.
What's in the water? What? What's in the water? What's in the water? What's in the water? That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about a floating fighting ring on water? What's in the water? It's not what's in the water.
What's happening in the water? What's happening? Tsunami. Expensive.
It's timing. Timing.
Timing is everything on this one, right? Yeah, that's tough. But you got to work with the weather.
You have a flotation, right? And then all the debris. Oh, yeah.
There's debris happening, right? Somebody's house, right? Yeah. It's wavy or whatever you call it.
Turbulence. Sure.
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
What about- Now, the cameraman, I don't know. That would be tough.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Well. Okay.
Union. Union.
Okay, Union. Those guys are tough.
Okay. A tornado fight would be amazing.
Fighting in the middle of a tornado. Who gets swept away? By way that'd be cool i watched the trailer for twister yes it's the same movie twisters it's the same movie it was helen hunt and bill pullman yeah now it's fucking no it was bill paxton paxton yeah and now it's glenn powell and who is the girl i don't know it Look, it's the same fucking movie.
But look, can I say something? They have two this time. Yeah, plural.
It's not the same movie. There was many Twisters in Twister.
It wasn't just one. They have twins in this one.
Yeah, yeah. They have twin babies? Twin Twisters.
But dude, imagine. Wow.
But do you know who else was in Twister? Same fucking movie. You know who else was in Twister? Don't say anything.
No one says it. You know who else was in Twister? Great say anything no one says it you know who else is in Twister great actor the thing about Twister you don't realize is they had great actors well I love their original who was in it Philip Seymour Hoffman oh my god he was in Twister oh my god he was in that movie imagine having that caliber in a fucking disaster movie.
It's insane. He was so good.
Yeah, he was her helper, right? He was like her on her team. Yeah, but I liked his character.
And then what's his name from Secession? I know. Yeah, yeah.
Tim, no. No.
Let me get us. I know.
Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck.
Fuck, why did you do that? Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I mean, look at that fucking cast.

Wow.

Yeah.

And now they got Glenn Powell and fucking, who's the new girl?

Do you even know who the new girl is?

Is she a new girl they're selling us?

Yeah.

This is a new girl they're selling us.

Hollywood's at it.

This is when Hollywood's at it, when they push a girl that I've never heard of before,

I've never seen her before, and she's in a thing.

Don't sell us.

Come on, zoom in.

Oh, it's Daisy Edgar Jones.

Never mind.

I know who she is.

We already sold.

She'd been around for a while. Yeah, yeah.
But it didn't look like her. It didn't look like her in the preview.
What was her biggest movie, Daisy Edgar? Star Wars, right? No, no, no, no. I'm not a Daisy.
What was she in? I'm sorry I don't know, Bob. War of the Worlds? That was a good movie.
That's a TV show she was on oh okay go down oh she was in Normal People yeah

can I talk about

War of the Worlds

I loved Normal People

remember that

Normal People

can I talk about

War of the Worlds

Normal People

War of the Worlds

can I talk about it

please

okay

yeah man

John Krasinski's

that's so funny

thank you

we should just

end it there

that's good yeah thank you we should just end it there that's good

yeah

thank you for bringing her back Yeah Woo Yeah

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