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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude.

You two are disgusting.

Probably you two or something. We're bad friends.
Probably one of the funnest birthday parties I've ever been to. Was it one of the most fun birthday parties you've ever done? Yeah.

There's Chef Yoon right there. He was out of pocket.
What did he do? He didn't do anything. True to squirt stuff in my mouth then.
Well, he had a sake squirt gun. Yeah.

He had a little sake squirt gun. Show the sake squirt gun.

Let me like the.

There's Max getting right in the mouth. Yeah.
That had sake and super soaker. Super soaker, by the way, invented by a black guy, we learned.
Stolen by a white guy. Wow.
We learned that.

We learned that. But show the one of me.

He let me light the grill on fire.

Huge.

More and more and more. He kept yelling.

I thought we were like on fire. And then he goes, Saki squirt gun.

And he unloads maybe 16 ounces of. Wait, wait, he started the Palisade's fire.

Sexy.

Oh, Yun. Yoon, Yun, Yun.
He hits himself in the face.

He has flaming rods and he hits himself clean in the face, not once there, but he does it twice. He did it right after this.
Do it again? Right in the face. Twice.

But I told him three times. I go, I'm sober.
The fourth time he's like, you want to relapse?

He didn't listen. Relax, work on.

He was so fun. That guy was one of the most fun times I've ever had in my entire life.
I was threatened by him. You loved him.
I made an announcement. Remember, I go, don't replace him with me.

I would. I said,

are you busy? Do you want to do a podcast? Because he had real good energy. Great comedic timing.
Yeah, good comedic timing. I've been a little off lately.
There's me getting scored. Wow.

What a silhouette. Looks like someone's pissing in my mouth.
Internet, take this and run with it. Yeah.
Take this and run with it. Carlos also did not get scored in the mouth.

Carlos, of course, is a for it's our Halloween. It's our spooky Halloween episode.

You got a Halloween song prepared, Bob? Huh? Bum,

I'm ready for a lyric.

Oh, I'm not. No, I'm doing the beat.

Let's see who goes first.

Scared of shitless bum bum bum. Scary Halloween.

Who do we have in the studio? Bumpum bump bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Who the fuck are you? Bump bump bum.
What the fuck are you doing?

You don't just get to moan. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.