Oliver Tree Fights Bobby

Speaker 1 Hey! This is our last leg of our tour this year. We got Boston, Massachusetts, October 6th.
This week, we're going to be in Boston, Massachusetts, and it's almost totally sold out. So come see us.

Speaker 1 Then we're in the founding father city, Washington, D.C.

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Denver, Colorado, then Milwaukee, Wisconsin, my hometown, Chicago, Illinois. Minneapolis.
Minnesota.

Speaker 1 And then we end in Madison, Wisconsin, one of my favorite places. And that's it for the year, guys.
That's it.

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You don't have to do it. Of course, you need to, but

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Speaker 1 watch on Monday. Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Thank you so much.
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 We're bad friends. I love you, dude.
I love you. I really love you.
Why do you love him?

Speaker 1 Why do you love him, though? I sing his shit at my house constantly. Yeah.
I have a love-hate. You don't know any of his music.
Oh, yeah, dude. Name one song.

Speaker 1 Turtle Route. Oh, yeah.
Sing Turtle Route. Turtle Route.
We're going down the Turtle Route.

Speaker 1 Is that off the new album? That's off the new album. Flow in the crowd.
In your face, dude. That's pretty good.
Turtle Route. How do you know that song? How do you know Turtle Route, bud?

Speaker 1 Because when it downloads, it downloads. It downloads for you.
It downs. It downloads.
What are you using Nabster?

Speaker 1 Nobody downloads music. No, he does.
He has LimeWire. He's

Speaker 1 sponsored, I think, by that. Yeah.
Okay. I just, I was going to, you didn't let me finish.
I have Downs and Drums. That's the new app? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyway, well, you texted me last night, huh? Yeah, no text back. What is this? Oh, bro, that's normal.
That's what he does. I texted you back.
I can read you all the shit, dude. Yeah, read it out.

Speaker 1 Put him on plastic. I'll put you on.
I'll put it out there, dude. No, I'll put it out for you.
I'm not putting any.

Speaker 1 So this is what.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 This is how it started. Ready?

Speaker 1 Yo.

Speaker 1 Has it hanging? Guess who that is? That's you. No, that's him.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I did. For some time.
No, Joe, please. All right, sorry about that.
Please. Yeah, that's him.
That's him. Yeah, that was him, dude.
I was been working on it. That's the big truth.
I'll do it again.

Speaker 1 Yo,

Speaker 1 how's it hanging? That one's you that time. That's him.
Okay. I go real good, fuck fast.
I take it. I was expecting

Speaker 1 the ladder.

Speaker 1 Was it how many ha-ha's? Is it four or five? Three. I did too many there.
H-A-H-A-H-A. That's what he did.
Three. So pumped for tomorrow.
We still in for the interview. Who calls it an interview?

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 1 It is an interview, dude. It's a usually they have questions.

Speaker 1 We don't have questions. Yeah, we're talking.
Well, no, I do. We're loaded up.

Speaker 1 I knew this guy would be prepared. Yeah, very prepared.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, Bob. Finish the text.
What else does it say? I think this is a prelude of what's going to happen in this podcast. Yeah, we shouldn't give that away.
A team up. But then what?

Speaker 1 You left me on red. No, I didn't.
It keeps going.

Speaker 1 I go, what time is it again? Because I forgot we did it yet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't even know.

Speaker 1 He never knows. You don't need to do a podcast.
So I was just kind of going, what time is it going to forget? I didn't even know, right? And you go, my team was told six, do you even have a schedule?

Speaker 1 Or you just freeball it? I go, free-all.

Speaker 1 Free-all. But then I put ball because you know how you do that.
I get it. Yeah, yeah.
You're living the dream.

Speaker 1 How long do you think the power will go for? I go, an hour.

Speaker 1 And then you go, can I tell you who's going to cameo at the end of the episode? And I never responded to that. Oh, because he likes to be surprised.

Speaker 1 That's not not rude. He likes to be surprised.
Yeah, I'm not being rude. He hates when surprises get ruined.
Yeah. Oh, I ruined it.
It's okay.

Speaker 1 Now, can we talk about the girl? Okay, so first of all, let me say something out loud. All right.
That right now, I'm seeing one person that I like. Yeah, we like her.
We like her. Yeah, she's great.

Speaker 1 But before, when I was free,

Speaker 1 freeform, free freeballing. Bobby Lee free ball.
When you're a free ball, Bobby Lalley, yeah.

Speaker 1 I hooked up with a girl in Florida once.

Speaker 1 Do you remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And I was laying in bed with her.

Speaker 1 What happened? Would you still let me finish? No, but he's right. What did happen? What do you mean? Sorry, I'm sorry.
You're a guest. Yeah, let that guest fucking pipe in.

Speaker 1 This is the worst start to this interview.

Speaker 1 No, ask, no. No, he's right.
It's not tracking. It's not tracking, dude.
What do you mean? I'm? Well, he's just asking you a question. What happened?

Speaker 1 It's like you said, this is a conversation, and I can't get anything out of you. Oh, you're right.
You're right. So go ahead.
I'm so sorry. You're right.
You're right. Let's start over.

Speaker 1 All right, so should we just start the episode over? Yeah, we'll just start from here, right? Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, just hey, welcome.
No, then you just go, I'm hooking up with this girl in Florida.

Speaker 1 I was hooking up this girl in Florida. He's just showing off.
He's probably made this whole story up. I, I, you know, I didn't think there was any girls in Florida, but none of this checks out.

Speaker 1 You didn't even like Florida. She texted you, or she direct messaged you that night.
What did she say? Well, I was laying next to her. She goes, Yeah, there's two guys on my list.

Speaker 1 No, three guys on my list. On my celebrity hit list.
Let's hit list, right? You,

Speaker 1 Oliver Tree, and Ethan from H3.

Speaker 1 And then I thought, oh, I'm going to kill myself. Why? Because I'm in that group, which means, and I know what they look like, and I know what they're...
No offense.

Speaker 1 Bro, you're the worst looking of all of us.

Speaker 1 You should be so lucky, dog.

Speaker 1 What do you think he is out of 10? For real. For real.
Like, here's the thing. I walk around like a six.
You're a two, buddy. Two, buddy.

Speaker 1 You're like a two and a half at most, probably closer to a one and a half ouch ouch it hurts and what's ethan ethan he's like a three

Speaker 1 can i say oh you're below i know let me ask you is that why it's h3 is that what that stands for i mean dude the guy's got a wife he's fine what's going on

Speaker 1 oliver oliver oliver

Speaker 1 i'll be honest with me oliver please Give me a bigger number. Okay, okay.
You want to honest me? No, honest.

Speaker 1 You're putting that piece of shit, that piece of shit above me. Okay, okay.
You want the honest number? Please. I was being generous as a one and a half.
I'm a one and a half? Something close to 1.7.

Speaker 1 Just say one. Just say one.

Speaker 1 You want the honest answer? I'll give it to you, buddy. And then you're 1.7.

Speaker 1 Ethan's a three. I was being nice as well.
Okay, give him what's his number? He's like a 2.3. And I'm like a 5.6.

Speaker 1 Okay. That's but 5.6 is still

Speaker 1 pretty good. I'm you guys combined.
What's him? He's like at least an eight or something. He's like six and a half feet tall.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. You can't even grow a beard, dude.

Speaker 1 I can't. Dude, what's your what are you doing? I'm just enjoying this interview.
I know. What I'm saying is that you're my partner.
I'm your partner. You have a different friend.
You're a good person.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I know, but you're just laughing it up.
All right.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're right. Let me be on your side.

Speaker 1 He's like double your height. The rules take that into consideration as part of the rating factor.

Speaker 1 I'm not a tall guy either. I'm only six foot one.
Yeah. But you have cheekbones.
I have cheekbones. Dude, you look like you're progeria dude

Speaker 1 we're not wearing back let's get real dude all right you i don't have to do this anorexic progeria guy bro i was morbidly obese for a while i've been i've been working on myself you do you look fucking you do you did you did lose weight i and guess what yeah no zen pic no bullshit training every day waking up at eight o'clock so i can work out eat right i was eating six michelin star restaurants a week and i got so fat bro but i loved it i enjoyed it i was eating as many snicker bars as I could per day, and I'm back.

Speaker 1 He's back. You're back, dude.
Feel good. You feel, you look, you seem different.

Speaker 1 Lots changed. Like, what's changed? Got rich.

Speaker 1 Right, that's what that changes things. I was mad last time.
I got ripped off, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now you got rich, dude. No, the thing is, it's overrated.
It doesn't change anything.

Speaker 1 I still slept on a couch for an entire month this year. So it doesn't change anything.
Well, why don't you go back then? To the couch? Why don't you just give it all away?

Speaker 1 I don't live anywhere, so it doesn't doesn't make any difference i'm just living as if i'm prepared for it all to disappear so where do you where like where do you stay the most um well

Speaker 1 this year the most i've spent time was at my manager's house uh there's a guest by my house yeah i actually went by your house i was knocking dude i know i heard it uh but that was only basically you know out of the year three months i spent in america in la and then the rest of it i was mostly in europe and then brazil i'm sorry also can i just i apologize one last thing because i haven't talked to you i would like more apologies.

Speaker 1 Can you hold on the camera and publicly apologize? I'm not sure if I can do it for saying no to the offer that you made. Which one? To open for you.

Speaker 1 You didn't know.

Speaker 1 He missed it. Red Rocks.
I tried to get Bobby Lee to open at Red Rocks. And you didn't do it? What a loser.
Me? It was going to be the biggest show of your life. Why wouldn't you do that?

Speaker 1 Because you and I got in a fist fight. So? Bro, we could have fought on stage.
Think about the views, buddy. I don't want to.
8,000 people. Live fights.
9,000? 9,000 people.

Speaker 1 You don't want to fight him in front of 9,000 people? Bobby's beating a body bazaar. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Why'd you say no, Bobby? Why'd you say no? Big timey? No, I just thought that. Did you offer him? You want to be honest? Did you offer a money? You know what?

Speaker 1 Here, I'm going to take this off. No money, that's why.
You know what? I think this is. Leave it on, Bobby.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Put it on, Bobby boy. Respect to the guests, dude.
All right. Okay.
You're right. You look good, man.
You look good. Lots changed.
What's changed? Am I above a one right now with the glasses?

Speaker 1 The hair takes you to 1.8.

Speaker 1 Oh, I get it. No, the hair is good.
Makes demands.

Speaker 1 Why didn't I do it? A scheduling? Sure. You smiled.
I saw a smirk. I'm a happy person.
He breathes.

Speaker 1 When he lies, he breathes out. Wait, so have you played Red Rocks? It's just like, you know.
No. No.
We never played Red Rock. Never played Red Rock.
I should have asked you. I know.

Speaker 1 And I would have said yes, and I would have moved my schedule around.

Speaker 1 You didn't do it because there was no money involved. Oh, there was money, obviously.
I was going to give him at least like two or three hundred bucks. Oh, okay.
Well, then.

Speaker 1 But we wouldn't pay for travel or lodging. You wouldn't have.
No, hell no. Yeah, so I mean,

Speaker 1 I think I put that into consideration, maybe. I don't know.

Speaker 1 You could get to Colorado on 200 bucks. I know you can, but it's like...
You could hitchhike with Steve-O. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it just didn't seem appetizing.

Speaker 1 Okay, let me just say, because we fought, right? And because it was $200,

Speaker 1 and because I had to find my own travel and my own hotel room. Still don't see the problem.

Speaker 1 I don't either. Not thinking back, I'm like, I should have done it.

Speaker 1 But like, at the time, you know, you're right. So I apologize.
No, don't apologize. I just feel bad for you.

Speaker 1 Why do you feel bad? Because that was fucking amazing. That was the best show of my entire life.
Is there anything online of it? Oh, my God. Tons.
We're not going to do that now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we don't need to. But anyways, my constructor, just pull up a photo of it so I can see how beautiful he looked on stage.

Speaker 1 Wow, dude. And you missed that crowd right there as well.

Speaker 1 You missed that. Yep.
In it hard.

Speaker 1 I spent five years making this concert. Whoa.
I've invested all your four and a half million dollars into this show. I've spent the last five years working on this.
And so it was epic, man.

Speaker 1 It was, it was the first time we, it was our dress rehearsal was Red Rocks. We hadn't even played that.
We were editing visuals for the show 20 minutes before I went on stage.

Speaker 1 Like we had worked till the last millisecond. And it was one of those things that was like, you know, my life's work finally came to fruition.
It was beautiful. That was your opus.

Speaker 1 It was my magnum opus. That was your opus.
You missed out on his opus. I know, but can I also defend myself real quick? I think you've been doing that the whole time.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's been the whole time i don't know what you're doing but i do not like it i like it i was what am i doing dude

Speaker 1 as if you got he's so neutral he's i am

Speaker 1 neutral i'm sweden or whatever switzerland no you got switzerland i'm switzerland no dude yeah no no no no i'm just in the middle no dude i'm just a middle man no that is amazing

Speaker 1 i like you're china right now dude oh yeah you're using one against the other and you're you're not taking sides but you really are peter you against him Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he's outsourced me, so that's why I'm going with him. So I think

Speaker 1 I think the problem is, is, you know, the last time... First of all, you've changed.

Speaker 1 So before,

Speaker 1 right, you were very combative with me. That's not true.
Really? At the Korean restaurant? Bro, you literally spoiled me. I was like,

Speaker 1 yeah, there's video of that, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I didn't even know it was you, to be fair. I thought you were a woman, dude.

Speaker 1 I thought thought you were an old woman. So that's part of the background of that.
He's an old Korean lady. That's what you thought he was? I couldn't even see the face.

Speaker 1 I just saw the hair in the back. And then I literally was, you turned around.
And then you got violent a little bit. I didn't get violent.
You stole my beanie. Okay.

Speaker 1 And then on the last Ethan podcast, you and I got a physical altercation. Dude, that hurt, too, by the way.
And Ethan broke my glasses that were custom $1,000.

Speaker 1 Deservedly, you know, can I just say this thing? Deservedly so. What is your problem, dude? I came on here.
I thought we were going to be cool. And now you're acting a fool right now.

Speaker 1 dude you're the one that called me a 1.7 dude i think i you asked me to be honest i gave you a nice score a two and 2.5 and then you wanted the honest answer i'm gonna i'm a real friend not a bad friend i give you the real answer okay good that's what a real friend does bossy thank you for the dose of reality and bro i know i'm probably even less i'm probably closer to a 5.2

Speaker 1 okay you know what i think this is where the problem is that girl from florida you're right when she said so what's the story here what are you trying to show off you were with the girl from florida and what and that you you were hitting on her too on the show.

Speaker 1 I never hit on anybody, bro.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I see. So she was hitting on him, dude.
She was hitting on me. Oh, she was hitting on you and you didn't reciprocate.
While you were in bed with her, she tried to FaceTime him. Is that what you said?

Speaker 1 No, she was just basically like, you know, Oliver,

Speaker 1 just tell him I'm with you. You know, it was weird.

Speaker 1 She was trying to go through you to get to him. Is that what it was? That's kind of what it smells like from here.
Sounds like you were just a sidestep to get to me.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not a mathematician, but these numbers do not add up. I see nothing from you guys, huh? Well, I just.
No defense, nothing. No, I'm not.
I'm saying. I know.
No, fuck you, dude. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Talk to me. You're already fucking dudes, dude.
Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm saying. Yeah, I'm kicking this off.
Shame on her. Leave it on, Bobby.
Don't do that. Put him back on.

Speaker 1 I'm on your side. I'm saying she used you.
I know. She used you.
To get to him? That's what I'm saying to you. I'm not ugly.
Dude, it burns, though. I'm not saying it in a meek way.
I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 She did it. She used you to get to him.
That happens, man. That happens a lot in our business.
It's up

Speaker 1 in the business, it's up. Oh my god, I don't think that's what happened.
That's what happened.

Speaker 1 Like, that's what happened. I think,

Speaker 1 dude, that's Carlos's whole life. What? They fucked Carlos to get to you.
I want to be on his level. First of all, dude, they fucked Carlos to get to you, then they fuck you to get to him, dude.

Speaker 1 Welcome to Hollywood. And guess what? They fucked me to get to Andrew.
And then they fuck me to get to Fancy. He's two levels above me.
What the fuck? Oh, and then they fuck Fancy. To get to George.

Speaker 1 No. Oh, no.
No. What? No.
To get to who? They go way, way down. They go to Pete.
Oh, they go to Pete. Yeah, Pete's the ultimate.
Oh, okay. He sits there like Boba Fat.
What? McCone?

Speaker 1 Macone doesn't get fucked. He doesn't get fucked.
He can get fucked. Okay, now everything's, you know.
Now everything's in perspective, dude. It's on perspective.
I know the.

Speaker 1 So wait, you're just trying to like hurt my feelings. No, dude.
What happened? What do you mean? What are you trying to get out here? I'm just saying that. You're trying to rub it in.

Speaker 1 You're a provocateur. I came on here to just be a nice guy.
I'm in a great mood. He's in a great great mood.
He's a fucking good mood. I feel good.
He looks good. Thank you.

Speaker 1 And then you try to bring me down to your lower level. Your vibrations are way off.
My favorite thing. My favorite thing is.

Speaker 1 It's just, you know, misery loves company, and this guy's trying to bring me down to his level.

Speaker 1 All right, start again with him. See if we can start from scratch.
Let's start.

Speaker 1 All right, let's start from him. Let's go.
Start from scratch. Yeah, I think what's fucking me up is like, but take off the glasses now.

Speaker 1 Take them off. Take them off.
Put them back on. Bobby, you look so much better.
Yeah, put them on. It really does look good.
It's not a good look for you to take me. Fucking racist, dude.
Whoa.

Speaker 1 Because my eyes are small. No, the yellow brings out the color in your eyes.

Speaker 1 They look beautiful. They're

Speaker 1 shimmering. Shimmering now? Yeah, it does look very pretty.

Speaker 1 You know what, Bobby?

Speaker 1 I feel bad. Fuck you, dude.

Speaker 1 Fuck you, dude. All right.
When he's gone one day, I'm going to fucking have a conversation with you, my friend. Dude, I'm having a great day.
I know you are. I love you.

Speaker 1 Whatever you're doing, fuck you, dude. Because I'm actually a fan, dude.
Stop. Shut up, dude.
No, I really love your show

Speaker 1 did we not play it in the fucking car when we were in the car we were driving we played your fucking shit what on the ride over here no dude we were on the road when we were traveling we were we had a fucking four-hour drive in the car pre-show music too pre-show music you're in our pre-show playlist if you are twice two of your songs i like this guy and i like these by the way who fucking compiled the playlist to our pre-show who me not him can i he didn't fucking do it dude

Speaker 1 i mean i love you i love you love you bro you're the man you're the fucking man no you're you're the man. You're the fucking man, dude.
You're a fucking Judas right now, dude.

Speaker 1 Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit. I've been a supportive, cool friend to everybody in the room.
Have I been chill since I walked? It's the wig. It's the wig.
It's a cool ass dude. What the fuck?

Speaker 1 What the fuck is wrong with him? Is that who he is?

Speaker 1 That's not who Andrew is. Dude, you're a fucking-you set yourself up.
There's a magical thing that's happening with the glasses.

Speaker 1 That's... Who are you right now, dude? You're Tate.
I'm your best friend. No, no, no.
You're not. You're not Andrew, dude.
You're Tate with the glasses and the fucking hair, dude.

Speaker 1 I don't know why you're breathing. I don't see it, dude.
I don't see it. Take it off.
Are you doing this just because our guest is here?

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying that there's something magical that you can't. He's deflecting right now.
He's changing the subject. He's deflecting, dude.

Speaker 1 Dude, when you play a game like Skyrim, you can enchant fucking clothing and stuff.

Speaker 1 The wig and the fucking glasses are enchanted. Dude, this is.
And it's changed. That's not who he is.
This is me. He's no, he's...
How could he back a guy like

Speaker 1 what? Say it. Say it all you want to say.
How could he back you? We actually look pretty similar.

Speaker 1 You and me, dude, with the mustaches and the mullets.

Speaker 1 Like, it doesn't surprise surprise me that a girl likes both of us. We look like

Speaker 1 a guy. I should, you know, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I came at it the wrong way.

Speaker 1 I was going to tell a story like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm in the same category as Ethan and Oliver. And then it reversed on me.

Speaker 1 And then I realized that maybe I am in the same category.

Speaker 1 You might not even be. You might not even be near my level.
Yeah, maybe. Not to even be able to be able to be able to be.

Speaker 1 That could also be the truth. Maybe I'm an ugly piece of shit.
No, no.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Dude, out of 10, if I'm a 1.7, that's not good.
I know, but dude,

Speaker 1 that's in the eye of me. Yeah, yeah.
That's in eye of me. I'm not modeling anytime soon.
Whoa.

Speaker 1 They are casting unique-looking people, and you're very unique-looking. That's true.
Oh, for what? You're shaped that. That's Amazon Lord of the Ring show.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Google weird-looking models. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Unique-looking models. Unique is the term we use.
Sorry about that. Unique looking models.
And let's see if there's a model. Let's see if we can call a...
Maybe there's a company out there for us.

Speaker 1 There is. There's different.
I've seen these. Look at that girl.
Click on the no. Yeah, look at that.
That's like, that's us, baby. That's us, dude.
We could get in there. That's me and you.

Speaker 1 That's not me and you, dude. If we were women, that's me on the left.
That's you on the right. 100%.

Speaker 1 That's the female version of us. Okay.
Unique model style. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Click on the third phone. I'm not going to be mean, but okay.
No, what? What were you going to say? There, dude. Chill.
I like it.

Speaker 1 There's room for all of us, dude. That kind of looked like me

Speaker 1 yeah that other girl had a skin goatee she had a skin tea skin goatee whoa whoa dude anyway

Speaker 1 no no no whoa no it's not no i i dude it's just not helping dude uh that's the category i'm in you're not even close to that level dude I'm below that level? That person is very pretty. Beautiful.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 why are you

Speaker 1 freaking out right now bobby bobby i said it beauty is in the eye of the beholder so to me you're a very low number but to a lot of other people you look way better than me or andrew come up 100 that's fast that's just how it works i forgot it's perception i forgot dude and when you're asking from your it's from your i'm thinking you know really low but someone else yeah yeah how about this yeah you want me to fucking boost your confidence give it to him you're with a mega babe right now exactly the girl you're seeing is a mega babe wow dude she's

Speaker 1 but now i think so there's something wrong with her what do you mean because she hit her head against the counter or something dropped as a baby well maybe but maybe only stars yeah she knits glasses

Speaker 1 dude i swear to god dude whoa fans whoa fans let me say something to you whoa buddy dude buddy dude i'll kill you holy shit he just unbuttoned another button i know he just hockey is becoming dude that was don't stop Anyway, let's start from the top.

Speaker 1 All right, let's start. Start from the top.
Because

Speaker 1 it got bad energy. No, let's start over.

Speaker 1 Let's start totally over. Is there any way you can take that off? Because I think it's affecting you.
No, I think

Speaker 1 you guys look great. I know.
I like you. Because I feel comfortable.
I feel comfortable when you start over, introduce the guest, and we'll go. Ready? Yeah, let's start over.
Start all the way over.

Speaker 1 Ready? And

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Hey, welcome to another episode of Bad Friends, dude. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 Good to see you, dude. Great to see you.

Speaker 1 We just did the road. We got back.

Speaker 1 It's really good to see. Who? Our guest, Oliver the Tree.
Oliver the Tree Tree. And really good musician.
Phenomenal. Phenomenal songwriter.
Good looking, dude, too. He looks really good.

Speaker 1 It's like, let me say something about his look, dude. Let me say something about his look.
It's like if you put Mamoa and Brad Pitt,

Speaker 1 you put them together. Just to hang out? No, just in a human, and then you sort of like made them out of clay.
You know, you know what happened to this?

Speaker 1 You're a claymaker, right? And you have Mamoa and Brad Pitt. Yeah, you're a claymaker.
And you have sculpt, right? But you're a claymaker that's like,

Speaker 1 you're half blind. One eye is a blind.
One eye is a blind. Yes.
Right? And the other eye is

Speaker 1 from a different animal. You had an eye operation.
Ah. And they put it in.
From a fish. From a fish.
Yes. Yeah.
You have one fish eye. Blind and fish eye.
Yeah, fish eye, right?

Speaker 1 And now you're molding this thing. Yes, I see it.
You're tired, too. You haven't slept in three days.
Always tired. Right.
So that's if

Speaker 1 then you molded them, that would look like our

Speaker 1 baby Oliver Tree. Oliver Tree.
Yeah, yeah. Is that good? I don't know who these people are.
Who's Ramoa?

Speaker 1 Jason Ramona. Yeah, you don't know Jason Ramona? No,

Speaker 1 what is it?

Speaker 1 He's a superhero, man. Super duperhero.
Caveman. Brad Pitt? Caveman?

Speaker 1 You said Brad Pitt? Yeah, I did. You got Pitt.
You got some Pitt in there, dude. You definitely got some Pitt.
Thank you. You also have some Meryl Streep.
Stop. You think he's Streepy?

Speaker 1 Look at the nose.

Speaker 1 Streepy, dude. A little bit Salvador Dali.

Speaker 1 Very Dali. Salvador Dali.

Speaker 1 Actually, Dali was the... Yeah, that is actually right on my.
Kind of Progerio.

Speaker 1 I knew I threw that out earlier. A little Praj? But But a little proj in there.
Okay. You know what I mean? You know what Progeria is? Don't look it up, please.
Look it up.

Speaker 1 Let him see. Well, if you're going to say he has it, you got to show him.
Just a little, though. It's one of Bobby's favorite characters.
Characteristics.

Speaker 1 I'm about to walk.

Speaker 1 Bobby.

Speaker 1 Why can't you just be nice? I'm being nice.

Speaker 1 I said a hint. I said a hint, dude.
It's like the cherry on top of a cake, dude. It doesn't make the cake, man.
It's a fucking extra loop.

Speaker 1 You know what people do that aren't happy with a black Pajeria. Look at that.

Speaker 1 I'm walking. Bob, you're going to lose our guest.

Speaker 1 That's it. You're losing our guest.

Speaker 1 You lost our guest, dude.

Speaker 1 Fuck. I'm not doing this fucking shit.
You can't buy it. Don't fucking talk.
Dude, I'm sorry. Dude, dude, don't do that right now, dude.
Dude, I'm sorry. What's the other exit, Mil?

Speaker 1 There's no other exit, dude.

Speaker 1 That's whiskey ginger.

Speaker 1 I told you this was gonna happen.

Speaker 1 I told you this was gonna happen. Well,

Speaker 1 why did you egg him on? I just said a hint. I didn't say it.
He literally called me before the show and was like, he's gonna fucking walk. Why are you making him walk? Honestly, Oliver, Oliver.

Speaker 1 Oliver. That's Andrew.
He's gonna be mad.

Speaker 1 Andrew, he literally took your golf bath. I can't do this fucking shit anymore.
I come here. I'm just literally trying to be the nicest fucking guy.
Oliver, seriously, I'm sorry. Please, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Why are you sorry? I'm sorry for calling you the you don't look like ever Jerry. You're not that.
You're just being mean about other people. I don't care how he thinks I look.

Speaker 1 You need to be nice to everyone, not me. I don't care about you.

Speaker 1 What? You said I was a 1.7 level. You are a 1.7.

Speaker 1 Just come back, man.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, come on. I don't care what you call me.
You need to be nice to other people.

Speaker 1 No, not me. You need to be nice to other people.

Speaker 1 I'm a changed man. Come on.
You can't just be saying mean things about other people. I don't care about me.
Okay, come on. I'm on the internet.
People are saying mean and stuff. I could take whatever.

Speaker 1 Please, I'm sorry. My skin is thick, Bobby.

Speaker 1 Be nice about other people. I know.
I love everyone. Come on.
You can't make fun of me with conditions, you fucking dickhead.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. You're too old for that shit.
I know. Come on.

Speaker 1 You guys are sit down? I'm gonna do it, but you gotta. Alright, cool.

Speaker 1 Did you go golfing?

Speaker 1 Did you just hit the course real fast?

Speaker 1 Whoa. Are these yours? No,

Speaker 1 those are Bob's. No, those are mine.
Are they actually? Yeah, they're mine. I don't play golf.
You didn't play golf. They're mine.
All right, so

Speaker 1 did I not say that I told you not to Google that? So when I say not to Google it, I know I thought you were. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I didn't really.

Speaker 1 I am not upset with whatever you say about me. It's when you say mean things about other people with conditions.
I didn't make fun of the condition. I just said

Speaker 1 that. If you had a little bit of that condition, that's all I said.
It's fine. You could say anything.
The thing I'm trying to explain to you is I'm on the internet.

Speaker 1 That's nothing. You should hear what these people say about me.
The most heinous thing. I know, and people say things about me.
You can take anything. Let me speak.

Speaker 1 But it's you

Speaker 1 being such low vibrations that you're trying to bring other people down to your level. And it's like me and Andrew were just trying to have a good vibe.
We were vibing. We were vibing big.

Speaker 1 I'll let you know, dude. I did a vibrations check with my doctor, dude.
Very high. Deep breaths.
Very high vibrations, my friend. Let's barrel breathe right now.

Speaker 1 Are you good? A little barrel breathe. One more.

Speaker 1 We're good. You feel good? Yeah, man.
What'd your doc say when you went to... He said I had high vibrations.
Hey, I agreed to stay on the show. Yeah.
Thank you, man. If

Speaker 1 Bobby leaves.

Speaker 1 Interesting.

Speaker 1 I want to sit in that spot right there. Okay, how about this? I'll give you five minutes with it.
Okay. Okay.
I want to sit here and have an actual

Speaker 1 interview. I'm just going over there.
Oh, you're going to leave the show? Yeah, he's. He wants to meet the gun for five minutes.
Okay, okay. I get it.
See what happens. I get it.
I like this.

Speaker 1 I don't like it. I'll win over here.
I can't even look at him right now.

Speaker 1 Are you leaving?

Speaker 1 He's done, dude. Who cares about him? Welcome back to Bad Friends with one of my actual bad friends, Oliver Tree, is in the fucking house, dude.
Go! So excited to have you.

Speaker 1 Bro, honestly, I was just excited to meet you. That's the only reason I wanted to see this.
And, like,

Speaker 1 to tell you the truth, I'm actually happy the way things panned out the way they did because it was an easy way to get Bobby out. Yeah, it was almost like we planned it a little bit.

Speaker 1 Well, it felt that way, but the truth is, I came here for you. I came here for you.
You're a fucking cool ass dude. Congrats on everything.
Thank you, Sam. It's fucking epic to see you, dude.

Speaker 1 It's just crazy. I feel like you and me, we're having a moment.
We are. And we're having moments on our career, and then we're having a moment together right here, right now.
Tell me this, dude.

Speaker 1 You're going camping tonight? Where are you going? I am. Where are we going?

Speaker 1 I'm going to Dave England's house in Ojai. Oh, okay.
With Steve-O.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So let me tell you something. What? Steve-O, just a heads up, just a tip, just an inside tip, may fuck with you in the middle of the night.
That's okay. And you're cool with that?

Speaker 1 I've got stuff planned, dude. But you're going to get back at him? Do you have stuff to maybe retaliate? Trust me.
I come prepared. You do? Of course.
Have you gone camping with Steve-O before?

Speaker 1 No, this is the first time. Interesting, dude.
But I'm excited. And I will say this, I've gotten very close with the jackass crew.
Who's your favorite of the crew?

Speaker 1 How about this? Who's your least favorite? That's always fun. Spill that tea.
I can't say names. Okay, give me a hint, though.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to say it. Smart?

Speaker 1 Because, and I want to announce this here on Bad Friends, I was recently asked to be the latest member of the Jackass crew.

Speaker 1 Holy shit.

Speaker 1 And I wanted to come. That is huge.
Yeah, it's a big deal. That is a very big deal, dude.
So I'm pumped. Are we going to take time out from music or no? Music's still going to keep cruising.

Speaker 1 No, music was a day job. Now that I have that.

Speaker 1 Well, I have. I'll say this.
I am about to retire. I am putting out my album.
When does the album drop? The album is out now. Hell yeah.
It came out Friday, September 29th.

Speaker 1 Friday, September 29th, the album came out. And you know what happened.
Everyone listening knows what happened. Hold on one second.
Wait.

Speaker 1 What are you doing here? I said very specifically

Speaker 1 that there was an agreement.

Speaker 1 Put the headphones on and listen, but you can't have the mic. Somebody grab the mic from him.
McConnell. Can we take the mic out?

Speaker 1 Back up. Take the mic out of here.
Just unplug it and just get it out of this room. McConnell.
Back up.

Speaker 1 McConan? McCone, that's quite a decision to make.

Speaker 1 Do you help the guests? Do you help your boss? Well, it's.

Speaker 1 We're both.

Speaker 1 It's our show now. Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 This is my co-host now bad friends so McCone What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 Are you gonna pull the mic away from your old Do you want to risk future employment with your new boss or are you willing to just have this guy this leech of a man Who really isn't gonna be with the company very much longer?

Speaker 1 Is he getting terminated? I wouldn't use those terms, but yes. Whoa,

Speaker 1 all right, Bobby

Speaker 1 You're bringing the vibes down. We're having so much fun

Speaker 1 Let's get back to it. The album is out right now.
The album just came out. What's it called? Alone in a crowd.
Alone in a crowd. Listen right now.
Everywhere you are,

Speaker 1 stop what you're doing.

Speaker 1 Grab your phone and listen to Alone in the Crowd. Alone in a crowd.
Alone in a crowd. Alone in the crowd.
Alone in a crowd. Listen right now.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 World Tour starts. When? Tomorrow.
Shut up. Going to Bali.
Bali. Tonight.
start in Bali, Indonesia. Go to New Zealand.
Hop over the pond. Over to Australia.

Speaker 1 16 countries in Europe after that. And then, before the year's over, Antarctica, baby.
Whoa.

Speaker 1 How many shows?

Speaker 1 I don't like that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give you applause. It doesn't feel sincere.
Are you happy for him? Oh, dude. Don't use the mic.

Speaker 1 You're limited down to some mime movement. Are you happy for Oliver?

Speaker 1 All right. That seems like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Each time you do something nice like that, we can move the mic one inch closer. Oh, okay.
McCone, go over there and stand over there.

Speaker 1 You're good to give him one inch closer. You go stand over there, and as soon as he, as soon as he gets, you know, you move the mic.
Each time he's positive vibrations, he brings up the mood.

Speaker 1 He gets the mic closer.

Speaker 1 Are you having fun on the pod today?

Speaker 1 Move it up, man. I love it.
A little positive vibes. That's good vibes.
Good vibes, man. Nah, bring it back an inch.
Oh, shit. Punish.
Sincere stuff isn't going to get you the mic, buddy. What is?

Speaker 1 Being a really good vibe. Okay.

Speaker 1 But you know what? Is that face a vibe? That face looks like... I can't tell.
Is he serious? Is he mad? Tell me if you're serious. Look at me in the face.
He's my best friend, I know. That's serious.

Speaker 1 That one's funny. He's being cute.

Speaker 1 Give him an inch. Give him an inch.

Speaker 1 All right, that's enough for now. What are we talking about? We were talking about your world tour in Antarctica.
How many shows?

Speaker 1 How many shows are we doing in Antarctica? Just one. One show.
One show. Sold out.

Speaker 1 It's already sold out. You better bet your bomb dollar.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Two polar bears are sold out. All right, get the mic away.
This is why I didn't want him to have the mic. Is that funny? Dude.

Speaker 1 Two polar bears and a penguin's going to show up.

Speaker 1 I'm about to walk.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 I'm about to fucking walk. Dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 He's vibing.

Speaker 1 Oh, bad vibe. bad vibe.
Bad vibe. Be good vibe now.

Speaker 1 Say something fucking cool. Say something.
That's all right, dude. And you know what? Alaska deserves it.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Don't disrespect an entire country.

Speaker 1 You've already been disrespectful enough this episode. It's going to be great, I mean.

Speaker 1 All right. Where are you right now? Today, I am in Bali, Indonesia.

Speaker 1 And this day, I have announced.

Speaker 1 A tour across North America. Oh, shh.
We're taking this thing to the Grassroots Foundation. Back to where it came from.
Back to its birthplace. In the Americas.
Greatest country?

Speaker 1 Of course. Greatest country in the world.
Do you agree? Yes. He's being sarcastic.
Take your mic back. It sounded sarcastic, like sarcasm.
Just a little bit.

Speaker 1 Is this the greatest country in the world, dude?

Speaker 1 It is. He's laughing.
Take his mic.

Speaker 1 Why are you doing that, dude? What the f are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Is this the greatest country in the world, man? Stop. You got me in a giggle.
What the fuck did I do? We're just asking you an honest question about this country, man. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Is this the greatest country in the world? All right, Mike back. Mike back, Mike.

Speaker 1 You're disrespecting the nation? Let me give you a shot. Put up a picture of the American flag, please, so he can take a look at what he's supposed to be representing right now.
This is nuts, Bob.

Speaker 1 Don't disrespect it.

Speaker 1 All right. This is crazy.
Put it up full screen, dude. Full screen.

Speaker 1 Greatest country in the world, dude. These colors don't.

Speaker 1 Ask me again. Ask me again.

Speaker 1 Ask me again. Ask me again.
Hold on, dude. We're just doing what we need to do real fast.
There it is. Hey.

Speaker 1 Is this the greatest country?

Speaker 1 Take a look at the flag real fast i want him to do a pledge of allegiance oh pledge pledge real fast if you do a dope pledge i bet he'll give you the mic back we can give you the mic back if you do a dope pledge i don't know the lyrics you don't know the lyrics uh oh that he thinks it's the anthem wow that's how fucking take the mic of allegiance to the flag of the united states of america other hand on your heart for sure hand on heart hand on heart hand on hand on hand hand on heart hand on heart hand up here that's your belly your heart is up here no his fell a long time ago we got to get it back up yeah yeah come on There it is.

Speaker 1 I pledge allegiance to the plane. No, to your heart up here.

Speaker 1 Your breast.

Speaker 1 There you go. Here.
Yeah, yeah. One up.
There you go. Perfect.
No, no, no, no, not this. Don't open it.
I'm not doing this. No, don't do Germany stuff.

Speaker 1 Don't do Germany stuff. Don't do Germany stuff.
Don't get too close. Cutting it way too close.
Go the mic back a little bit. Can I go this way? That's fine.
Can I go this way? No. No, no, no.
This.

Speaker 1 Right here.

Speaker 1 Just, you want the mic or not? All right. Boom.
There's a. Pledge of allegiance to the flag of the United States.
It looks like the sun is in here. He's reading it off the screen.
I can't read it.

Speaker 1 Take it off. Take it off.
Now he's done. Under God.
No. Indivisible.
No. Justice all.
Start over from scratch. You're cheating.
I don't know it. You do know it.
You're just. I really don't know it.

Speaker 1 I read it off the fucking thing. I'm so sorry.
I'm not a girl.

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 You know, I was having a really good day today. I was having a great day.
We were having a really good day. The episode got so good when Bobby left.
Have you noticed?

Speaker 1 It was smooth.

Speaker 1 The second it comes back. He just derails the whole thing.
It's like a train wreck. Can I just say one thing on the mic real quick? quick and i i just i have a real sincere question

Speaker 1 honestly i'll be honest with you i don't know how i got to this point it just it started like slipping and i did everything i could but no matter what i do it just i'm just getting pushed farther and farther away and i feel like i can't get back So it's like, you know, it's, and then you add more.

Speaker 1 Now, I have to do the Pledge of Allegiance. I don't know that.
Then I get fucking docked for that, right? And then, you know, it goes on and on and on. I'm not doing it.
I know. know.

Speaker 1 We literally aren't doing anything. You're doing it yourself.
Can you help me? I'm in a cave. Okay.
Shine a light. Here's me where the ladder is.
Here's the thing. I'll climb.

Speaker 1 You are this close to getting kicked out of the room again. So let's just keep the chit chat down to a minimum.

Speaker 1 All right. This album is out now in the tour, the U.S.
tour, as I was saying before, this guy came and botched the Pledge of Allegiance

Speaker 1 and embarrassed the entire show that we've worked hard and lifted on our back. I mean, you've lifted on your back entirely.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And he's done nothing but bring down A, product placement, B, viewership, and C, overall vibes.

Speaker 1 All down. Yeah.
Margins are down this month, and they were even more

Speaker 1 when you were in this room in this seat right here. Okay.
And so now we are working to rebuild everything you've destroyed. Thank him.
We should be thanking him. We should be thanking.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Don't bow, dude.
See, take the mic and inch away. He's doing it disrespectfully.
You bowed at him.

Speaker 1 You do it in a way without sarcasm, Bobby.

Speaker 1 Why the bow was bad? What are you doing? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sit back.
You're not. Just because...

Speaker 1 This doesn't mean you get to sit up. What are you doing, dude?

Speaker 1 I'm like in shock. I'm smiling because I'm in shock.

Speaker 1 You know, bow's bad. Oh, I didn't know.
It was not done. It wasn't a sign of respect the way you did it.
It was a you mocked me. It's not a challenge.
You're mocking me as well. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much. How about this? I'm going to do this.
Yeah. Because you're my oldest best friend.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It doesn't feel like a dad.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give you.

Speaker 1 I want you to redeem yourself.

Speaker 1 I want you to redeem yourself.

Speaker 1 We want you to redeem yourself. We want you to redeem yourself.

Speaker 1 So come on. Something honest and nice and sweet into the mic right now, short and sweet.
Don't ramble on. No ramble.
Give it to him for real right now. For real.

Speaker 1 You are one of the most unique, eclectic human beings I've ever encountered in my life. Thank you.
I'm in the middle of trying to do a plug. Okay, so check it out.
So we're going across North America.

Speaker 1 Yep. Okay, the greatest show ever made.
Fact. $5 million invested into this concert.
This ain't a fucking Bobby Lee show where he just walks up on stage and gets naked. You just added a million.

Speaker 1 What? What? You just added a million dollars. You added another million dollars? $4 million, $5 million? I mean, dude, it's insane.
I was literally last night filming.

Speaker 1 I just put $20,000 in last night. The money just keeps going, and I'm still working on the show.
It's a work in progress.

Speaker 1 I don't have the exact numbers, but I've been working on this show. And why the numbers are so, so steep is because I've developed music videos that are part of the show.

Speaker 1 And what makes this show unique is it's a mixture of a movie, a TV show, a concert, and a play. It has WWE wrestling.
It has stand-up comedy. And it also has motivational speaking and scooter stunts.

Speaker 1 So it's like 360 entertainment. But the music videos, if anyone knows my work, which Bobby obviously does not, and you, sir, clearly do not.
Yeah, he does not. I've invested millions of dollars.

Speaker 1 I've done music videos that were a million dollars just in one video. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which you're not aware of, are you? If you look up the hurt music video on Wikipedia, I believe it's number 37 as the 37th most expensive music video ever made. You could look it up on Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 You directed that, by the way. I directed it.
I direct all my own music videos. I produce them and I write them.
That's right. That's right.
Stop. Give me a hug, man.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 I love you, dude.

Speaker 1 This show is fun. It is fun? See? I knew you were going to have a good time.
I love this show. I was nervous.
I was like, is he going to have a good time? He's having a good time.

Speaker 1 I'm having a great time.

Speaker 1 Bobby, you okay?

Speaker 1 Do you have a question? I did.

Speaker 1 What was it? What is it? Can I use a mic? No. You can do sign language.
Can you do sign language? No. We probably need you to get something.
All right. You can have the mic a little bit.

Speaker 1 Let's get away. Give me a microplayer.
Of course, man. All right.
I just have a real question. Wait.
Are you vaping? Yeah. Put that away right now.
All right, take the mic from him.

Speaker 1 No, no, just ask the question and then you can take it.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 He's told us no.

Speaker 1 No vaping. No drug use.
I'm sober.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but can I have a can i yeah i just don't understand and this is just a real question like you know you spent a million dollars on the video yeah but why does it look like it's shot on an iphone all right take the mic

Speaker 1 bro like where's the million it costs 12 you've never seen the music video army tanks in the street bro public streets with army tanks we shut down they shooting off fucking

Speaker 1 money going to craft service these were real these were real right real army

Speaker 1 what are you spending the money for you've never seen this all the nice hotels that you stay at when you shoot the the fucking. You've never seen this shit.
This is exactly why you don't get a mic.

Speaker 1 Bad vibes. Is this how it always is with the other guests?

Speaker 1 We were doing so great.

Speaker 1 What about the other guests? Is this how it normally functions?

Speaker 1 Lately, it's been like this, man.

Speaker 1 Has it been this bad? Lately, it's been a little off.

Speaker 1 This is insane.

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Speaker 1 How is that possible? We've already given you a second chance once. We restarted the episode already once.
So did you?

Speaker 1 I've learned my listening. What is he saying? He has a mic.
I can't hear what he's saying.

Speaker 1 And you know what? I've looked at my behavior and I realized where I went wrong, which is mostly. Put the vape down.
I'm sorry, sorry. And I really believe that I could.

Speaker 1 I'm a change man, and I can please. Please.

Speaker 1 It just doesn't feel like it, dude. It doesn't.
Please walk back home.

Speaker 1 Please. Are you good to do the rest of the episode in that chair? If we give you the microphone, I'm just trying to be a real guy, have a real conversation.
You don't look like a real guy.

Speaker 1 Are you out of your fucking mind? A real guy from what fucking dimension, dude? Huh? What are you talking about? From Tim Burton's nightmares? What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 1 He doesn't need a mic. Dude, you look like a horror show, dude.
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 You think you're gonna walk around at a mall in Mid-America and not scare the shit out of kids? What the fuck are you talking about? What is your fucking problem?

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry, but it's just like, I mean,

Speaker 1 dude, Tim's out of pocket. He was a compliment in my book.
It was out of pocket.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna walk.

Speaker 1 You guys stay. Andrew? No, no, Andrew, Jones, don't walk.
Don't let him get the fucking smoke.

Speaker 1 God damn it, Andrew. He's out of pocket, dude.
God damn it. He was out of pocket, dude.
I'm just saying that you're, you're, I mean, you're like, you're, you're like,

Speaker 1 like, you think you look like a normal normal guy you don't but anyway um I'm so sorry Bobby I think this is what I wanted you and I debate what you think all right this is good right hear me out yeah go ahead I will give you the opportunity to be on my show okay as long as you be respectful to not me but at least other people don't bring other people down okay and also let's just have a conversation

Speaker 1 let's have a man-to-man conversation yeah yeah what happened that night how are you feeling what happened that night what night

Speaker 1 your big start to the show oh no, it was just a girl that I liked, and I hooked up. We made it out and stuff, and she goes, That's it.
And then she was like, I have a crush on Oliver Tree True.

Speaker 1 That's all. And so I thought, you know, I didn't know that we were in the same category, but I guess we are.
But isn't that good to be in a category with a guy like me? Yeah, it is now.

Speaker 1 Now in retrospect, now I look at it.

Speaker 1 You know what? We're those guys that are odd-looking, right? But funny. And that means that there's hope for all those odd-looking balls like us.

Speaker 1 Odd ball characters that look like they maybe are from. You look like a cartoon character.
I look like a cartoon character. There's nothing wrong with that.
We embraced it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I look like cartoony.

Speaker 1 You're right. Something's off, and I can't put my finger on it.

Speaker 1 But something's off. I apologize.
Do you want to come back? You want to come on our show? Just come back. Come back.
All right, all right, all right. Sit down.
Come back, come back.

Speaker 1 So, what you're saying to me is that you and I look like cartoon characters.

Speaker 1 Precisely. Right.
And.

Speaker 1 And what? And Ethan.

Speaker 1 Don't talk about Ethan. Okay.
Okay. Me and him are not on talking terms.
Okay. So we look like cartoon characters.
Yes. And we are unique.
And we should really

Speaker 1 lean into that. Yes.
Instead of like turning our backs away from it. Exactly.
I love it. That's what we have going for us.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Yeah.
What is wrong with you and my little friend? You just bum me out a lot. Like, what is it? Well, you're getting sick of this every show.
It's got to be a lot of fun. Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 What is it that I did that bummed you out? Here I am.

Speaker 1 I'm an Oliver fan. And you come out here and I'm like, here's my best friend.
Oliver's on the the show. I'm excited, you know.
And then you're hurling insults at him. You're disrespecting him.

Speaker 1 You're saying his tour is bullshit. I didn't say that.
Trying to say I filmed my shit on a fucking side.

Speaker 1 I know, because you're not. You put me touched the camera in your fucking life, bro.
You put me in that situation. I had to defend myself, my friend.
I'm sorry. We didn't put you in any situation.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 You curled yourself up into that corner, dog.

Speaker 1 That was on you. Okay, I'm sorry.
You're right. Me?

Speaker 1 Andrew were having a fucking dope time. I want to say this to you, okay? and i want to say this i've known this little guy put the vape down bobby i've known this guy for a while put it off the table

Speaker 1 can we have someone come in and just take this you don't need to be smoking dude take care of your vessel you only get one i don't know what you're doing but i'm just talking

Speaker 1 do you want to go to show or look i'm telling you right now if you touch my shit i you will never work here again i'm telling you that is a lie dude about listening to this guy he no longer works

Speaker 1 of monday test me dude the 20th 2nd, October 2nd. He's terminated.
All right. After this show, this is his last show.
So you're good. So do it.
Do what you have to. Grab it.
See what happens, dude.

Speaker 1 You're aggressive. I mean, Andrew.
I'm being real, dude. Andrew, how do you? Back up, dude.
Go back to the fucking room. Thank you.

Speaker 1 How do you

Speaker 1 do this guy? That's tough. No amount of money in the world could I deal with this.
It's tough. Andrew, how do you do it? It just made me sad.
I was like, hey, I come from a different culture.

Speaker 1 Someone I'm. You come from San Diego.
Oh, that's true. But it's different there.
But I was like, someone I admire, I respect.

Speaker 1 I thought, my best friend's here with me, and someone I admire and respect is coming. Big fan.
And then you pooped off.

Speaker 1 And I should have, I called you before. What did I say? I called you before.
You called me before, and you go, it's going to go a bad way. It's not going to go good.
I go, it's going to be weird.

Speaker 1 You cursed your own episode? And I said to him, and I go, why? It's going to be fucking great. I love that guy.
What's going to be wrong? And he goes, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 You don't know what's going to happen in there. So he already had something up.
Right.

Speaker 1 You cursed and put voodoo energy back what happens every time you're around here's the issue chaos my whole round of stuff i've been doing yeah different conversations with different people i admire

Speaker 1 self-fulfilling prophets process through in an originally false expectation at least its own confirmation you're putting out a bunch of self-fulfilling prophecies you know you are actualizing yourself you're manifesting these things by visualization yeah incredibly powerful tool and that's part of the reason why me and andrew have had so much success is the power of visualization visualization and we he envisioned himself getting to a place where he could be having his own show.

Speaker 1 And then he never envisioned that someone would bring him down. Okay.
Like yourself. All right.
But hear me out. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Let him speak. Can I talk? You weren't talking.
Dude, he's prepping to talk.

Speaker 1 You weren't talking. Part of a talk is prepping to talk.
I didn't know that. It's hard for me to talk.

Speaker 1 Can I do a pause? And then can I talk? How about this? Can I do a little pause and then a talk? Just pray. But don't say, don't say, can I talk and then do a pause?

Speaker 1 Don't let me speak or you can I just because I'm about to put you back into that pink chair and get my buddy. No, you know what, dude? I'm done.

Speaker 1 Let me speak, my buddy. Moving.

Speaker 1 This doesn't have to be this way. It doesn't have to be this way.
Because let me explain something very clear.

Speaker 1 If you watch the podcast that I do with my good friend, Steve-O, notice how I say good friend, and I don't refer to you as that.

Speaker 1 Ooh, come on.

Speaker 1 I have done

Speaker 1 very.

Speaker 1 I'm just getting bad vibes from this one. I love it.
I don't care. Let me speak.

Speaker 1 I have only done serious interviews. I'm not even in costume.
I'm literally just showing up as my sister. That's insane.
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 He came.

Speaker 1 I was so pumped.

Speaker 1 He was smiling and good vibes.

Speaker 1 Andrew and me were totally vibing straight off the street. Yeah, yeah.
I love you.

Speaker 1 And I just feel like this hit me out of nowhere. Oh, come on.
It didn't have to be this way. I've been really having the best time with all these different people.
Why don't you do that?

Speaker 1 And I come to this

Speaker 1 and I'm having a great time with Andrew, and then all of a sudden,

Speaker 1 all right, listen.

Speaker 1 Let's get past.

Speaker 1 Because I think we should get back to, let's get past all this. Okay.
And let's do a real pocket, talk about other things.

Speaker 1 You want to start over one last time. Yeah, let's start over.
Let me go back to our seat. You go from there.
You come back. No,

Speaker 1 I'm going to say. I think we should start over because this is the first time.
Will you do the honor of sitting in my spot for this episode? I would be the honor. Thank you, dude.
I will be honored.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. You're going to stay there, Andrew.

Speaker 1 Come to my spot. Okay.

Speaker 1 And you go back over there, okay?

Speaker 1 All right. All right.
Let's get this thing started. All right.
All right. Let's start fresh, you guys.
I want to get started.

Speaker 1 Can we introduce you first? Because we're really starting.

Speaker 1 I think what we need to do is none of this footage gets out. I'm not.
signing off on any of that shit. Yeah.
We're starting clean. And three, two,

Speaker 1 welcome to another episode of Bad Friends, baby. We're doing in two different seats tonight.
We don't change it up. We had to switch it up sometimes.
You know why? Right.

Speaker 1 Because we're switching up with a guest, a special guest. Sometimes we have guests on the show, and they're not that special, if I'm being honest.
Yeah, sometimes I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 Sometimes we people, people on the show, and we're like, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, they're okay. We've had good guests.
Some. Yeah.
Like legitimate guests.

Speaker 1 Okay. But today, like literally, dudes that are on legitimate TV shows that are killing it.
Okay, dude, they're whatever. It's opinion.
And then sometimes we have internet people.

Speaker 1 And sometimes, sometimes we have megastars, international megastars, big-brained, big wallet, big

Speaker 1 art, big soul, intelligent,

Speaker 1 just willing

Speaker 1 artists to give their art to the masses.

Speaker 1 And today is one of those special days because Oliver Tree is in the foul. Oliver Tree's in the house.
Thanks, man, for showing up, dude. Thank you, guys.
I love you, man.

Speaker 1 A privilege, an honor. Clap again.
I'm dead serious. Don't stop clapping up there in the window.
A privilege and an honor. And I have to say, I was in Florida, dude.

Speaker 1 and no let's be real

Speaker 1 when we were on tour in florida yeah i met a girl and then um

Speaker 1 i you know we were making out and stuff in the hotel room and then she basically looks at me she goes do you know oliver tree and i go do i who doesn't who doesn't first of all yeah right if there was a girl that was like i don't know who that is it's like say it's like saying do you know

Speaker 1 do you know who uh joe biden is i feel like oliver i feel i feel like some people i'm bigger globally i'm bigger globally than biden there's got to be people that don't know my bad my bad yeah yeah So, anyway, she goes, you know, do you know Albert?

Speaker 1 I go, yeah. Then she didn't believe me.
So I had to go on the internet and go, no, look, look at the photos of us together.

Speaker 1 And she, and I go, isn't he like the hottest guy you've ever seen? You said that? I said that to her. Holy shit.
And she said, yeah, but I can never get with him. I go, you know what?

Speaker 1 Probably a cool dude. But she probably couldn't, to be honest.
She probably couldn't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she, I go, but you know, since I've hugged him before, and you can hug me and sort of get some of his energy like by proxy or something. By proxy.
Yeah, yeah. So it's like, that's cool.

Speaker 1 And I go, um yeah i mean

Speaker 1 he's the greatest yep you said that yeah wow is that what you said to her when you're hanging yeah yeah whoa and i go what a handsome guy no you did not i did stop i go it's like

Speaker 1 bro

Speaker 1 i was trying to figure out what like what animal it's like it's like and you just you were just with her one-on-one face of a pillbox and this is what you told her excuse me

Speaker 1 a what what did he say no i said it's a face of like Brad Pitt. Oh, a Brad Pitt? A face of Brad Pitt.
I didn't say that. I did.
You did? Yeah. I go, it's like Brad Pitt.
Bobby,

Speaker 1 Bobby, I fucking missed you, buddy. I missed you too, friend.
Come here. Okay.
Give him some love, dude.

Speaker 1 Love that. A lot of love in the studio today, man.
More love than normal.

Speaker 1 A lot of love.

Speaker 1 More love.

Speaker 1 This is the most love love i've seen on the show in years

Speaker 1 fucking love on this show

Speaker 1 that's a good hug that is a really good hug bobby you dumb son of a bitch

Speaker 1 bobby you didn't really think we were gonna let you have the show back

Speaker 1 are you nuts dude You dumb. You're dumber than you look, Bobby.

Speaker 1 You've been duped, bud.

Speaker 1 You've been duped the whole time.

Speaker 1 You get that plumber's crack? Yeah, do they get that on camera?

Speaker 1 I'll tell you that right now. What are you talking about, man? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That was gold, man.

Speaker 1 That was gold. He really walked right into that one.

Speaker 1 I can't believe you fell for that.

Speaker 1 That was gold. That was comedy gold.
That was smarter than that, dude. I know.
Comedy gold. I know, dude.
Mark it down. I know, dude.
You set yourself up.

Speaker 1 I should have alle you, but you just gave it to me. I was just slammed

Speaker 1 like a globetrotter. You globetrottered it.

Speaker 1 That was fucking gold, man. That's clickbait.
Clickbait. That's

Speaker 1 up. I'm not sure we clip that.
Can you turn this up?

Speaker 1 On my earphone. I think he was going to actually go for it.
I can't hear me. I didn't think you were going to bite it like that.
I bit it. You did.
I made a mistake. We put it in the water.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. And it was, and you know, that was, that was obviously.
You know, sometimes you drive by a Roberto's, right? And you go, you know what, dude? It's not. It's not going to fuck me up.
Right.

Speaker 1 You eat the Taquitos. It fucks you up.
All night. that's what happened and that's what this is yeah yeah that was like Roberto's fucking you up all night long you me up

Speaker 1 and you know what dude good one touche dude good play thank you that was good play so what do you want to talk about what do you guys want to talk about i feel like i've just been you know i said a lot no no no i mean what's new well i got to tell you something what bobby's actually planned a list of questions to ask you no

Speaker 1 that doesn't sound like the bobby i know i know but he prepped for this interview and i told him i said if you're gonna really do the show if we're gonna really respect oliver the way that we should let's let's really prep all right so i have a real question Do the questions when you were born, your parents, you had parents, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, right, and you know, when you came out of your mother's womb, like we all do, right, correct? Well, I was C-section, whatever, no, no, not the belly, not whatever.

Speaker 1 That's a big, that's a big deal. That's a big deal, it changed a lot about you came out of the belly part then.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, right? Where are you going with that? I'm disrespectful about it, too, because that's like a life-changing event. You're right, it changed a lot of

Speaker 1 changes. The family dynamics changed.
His mother could have died, yes. So

Speaker 1 don't step on that. I'm not going to step on it.
Can I start over then? Please, dude. When you were born at the hospital, he was c section c section which is your mom could have died

Speaker 1 what a brave woman god bless she did not you what i'm sensing sarcasm i'm not it doesn't smell like it yet but i know thank you so much he knows me better i know okay so let's take a look at the chat wasn't sarcastic at all let's hear it

Speaker 1 spit it out and spit it out spit it out bobby and when the doctor pulled you out right did he put you in like a crib or did he drop you first

Speaker 1 What, dude, what do you are you because that's a real question because oh, do you mean are you trying to say like drop you in your mother in his mother's arm? Yeah, okay, okay. Did he go oops?

Speaker 1 Oh, here he goes, mom. It's a bit he says that some doctors do a bit where they're like, oh, and they drop it in the middle.
Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Yeah, I hadn't heard of that one.

Speaker 1 All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they do it. So, um, I get that.
Did that happen, or did they put you in like a little crib or whatever?

Speaker 1 Um, I was actually in an incubator, so when I was is that funny,

Speaker 1 Bob.

Speaker 1 When I was born, half of my body didn't work, so I had me in water for the first six months. I was

Speaker 1 like, I'm so sorry, dude. It's like a fish tank.
It was? Yeah. I'm so sorry, dude.
That's crazy. I don't know if you think this is funny.
I don't think it's funny, dude. That's socks, dude.

Speaker 1 And it actually has made me have a fear. It's installed a fear of water for me.
Oh, really?

Speaker 1 So I feel like my body has an adverse reaction when I get into the ocean, hot tubs, different scenarios like that. So it's put a pretty severe effect on my adult life.

Speaker 1 So you were like a little tiny seed over there in the incubator. Yes.
And you weren't there for six months? Yes. And they thought you were going to die? No, they didn't know what would happen.

Speaker 1 It was a trial. They experimented.
They experimented? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 Different water techniques.

Speaker 1 My whole body was in a fish tank for the first six months of my life.

Speaker 1 Like a sea monkey. All right, dude.
No, that's not. That wasn't even a ton of tastes.
Isn't this how it is every day? A sea monkey. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Like in a tank. What do you mean, like a sea monkey? I don't know.

Speaker 1 I mean, look at what a sea monkey looks like. Look at this.
Is this what you're calling me? You know what a sea monkey looks like? Look.

Speaker 1 That's what we're calling him. You're saying, oh, you were born, and this is what you are, dude? That's not what I said you are, dude.
You just said, like a sea monkey, dude. That's a shit.

Speaker 1 But it's a shrimp.

Speaker 1 I don't know what they. Dude, look at the sea monkeys on the packaging of me sea monkey.
That's what we're referring to. Like, go to the package.
So you think that's what he looks like?

Speaker 1 That's his mom, and that's his dad, and that's him? Yeah. You think that's him?

Speaker 1 Bobby.

Speaker 1 I'm trying so hard

Speaker 1 to be respectful. You're right, dude.
You're right, dude. And I'm close

Speaker 1 to having you back out of the arm again.

Speaker 1 So I have other questions. Remember how crazy the vibes were when it was just.
So when it was us?

Speaker 1 This is, I don't know if this is. I'm just saying this.
I loved it. I love it.

Speaker 1 We actually were having a conversation. We were.
And I feel like the whole interview would be very different. Oliver.

Speaker 1 I feel like the conversation would be very different if Bobby wasn't here. And I'd.

Speaker 1 I want you to be a part of that. I want you to not miss it.
And I saw his little head popping out through the crack in there. I saw his little heart sunk.
I could feel for him. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Because I'm empathetic and my little heart. I could feel your little heart.
Check it out. Okay, good.
Ask him the other question that you prepared. I know the one about

Speaker 1 travel. Just say it.
Oh, so the other question I want to prepare is that when you were in public school, I had public school my whole life. Right.
Now,

Speaker 1 the bus that picked you up was it.

Speaker 1 What's going on in the guy? What's going on?

Speaker 1 Where is this going? Hold on. No, can you hold on one second? Yeah, yeah.
I have to. I'm being serious right now.
I think that's the energy. Stop fucking around, dude.

Speaker 1 Because we're trying to, if you're being a producer on the show, produce the show. Stop fucking it up.
He's trying to ask a question.

Speaker 1 Which one of you is the producer? Dude, honestly, after today, zero of them. After today, fucking.
We're about to do a complete cleaning of the house. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 So that's enough. Ask your fucking question, please.
I'm so, I'm sorry, Bob. Whatever happened to like a just a healthy conversation, you know? That's what I'm doing, dude.

Speaker 1 One person says something, the other, and it's an energy ritual we'd have.

Speaker 1 Hey, guy, I'm trying to. And you, it's just one.
I'm trying to ask you real questions that I've had. How do you even have a show? I have no idea, dude.
And that's the thing. Maybe I have to learn.

Speaker 1 All right, so listen. Well, I'm trying to teach you, and we're trying to get a teacher.
I'm just asking questions I'm curious about. So here's the deal.
That's what it is. I'm a curious person.

Speaker 1 You want to take it back to youth. So let's talk about Oliver as a young man.
So

Speaker 1 you went to public school, right? So did I. And when you went to the bus stop, right?

Speaker 1 Was the bus a normal-sized bus or a smaller yellow bus?

Speaker 1 What did you say? Like a bigger bus or a bus?

Speaker 1 Bro, I'm not a yellow bus. I'm not a smaller bus.
I never took the bus, bro. I used to ride on on my rollerblades.

Speaker 1 That's good. What?

Speaker 1 That was really good. That was really good.
What is good about that? So you went to school on your rollerblades? You would skate to school. On rollerblades.
Yeah. Okay.
What says that?

Speaker 1 Well, sometimes my brother would pull me on the back of his bike. All right, so I just learned something.
Hold on to the bike. I just learned something new about you.
Great. Okay.

Speaker 1 You learned one thing about me this whole time. That's good.
Let's get more about his views.

Speaker 1 What else do you want to know? Spit it out.

Speaker 1 Let's hear what a real conversation with Bobby Lee sounds like. Okay, obviously in high school, you didn't play sports.

Speaker 1 That is incorrect. I played a lot of sports.

Speaker 1 Why would you say

Speaker 1 that? What sport? What do you call it? Dodgeball?

Speaker 1 I did play dodgeball, actually. That's one of many.
I've done pretty much every sport known to man. Oh, really? Yes.
Tennis. Yes, I did tennis camp.
I didn't play

Speaker 1 like on a team. Wrestling and wrestling? Obviously, from your moves, maybe.
Yeah, of course I did wrestling.

Speaker 1 So do you have any questions for Oliver? No, I want you to

Speaker 1 invite you to learn how to be an interviewer. I swear to fucking God.
Because I was humming a lot. I know you weren't humming nothing, though.
So, let me say something.

Speaker 1 He's got questions. This guy.
Ask some real good questions.

Speaker 1 Give me an example of a question, and then I can learn from you, Andrew. What do you do? What do you think? Okay, go ahead.
You want to just take it up from here? Give him a little

Speaker 1 something? I'll show you how it goes. Check it.
Look at him. Don't look at me.
Look at him. So, ready?

Speaker 1 Hey, write this down. Can we get him like a.
No, I mean, it's recorded, so I could just. You're not going to re-watch it.
You don't have the bandwidth to do that.

Speaker 1 He actually does not re-watch the show. That's actually.
Okay, go ahead. That's fine.

Speaker 1 get him a piece of paper, please.

Speaker 1 Paper and pen. But, dude, the guests want you to do it.

Speaker 1 This is for you. This isn't for me.
Okay.

Speaker 1 This is for you.

Speaker 1 And not only is it for you,

Speaker 1 but it's for you. Thank you, dude.
I want your show to be amazing. I want to get these numbers up through the roof.
These numbers could be way higher, Bobby Lee.

Speaker 1 And Andrew is doing everything in his power, and you are bringing him down. Okay, you ready, Bob? Yeah.
All right, write this down. Here we go.

Speaker 1 Oliver, you're obviously a ladies' man.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's no mystery that you know you're i'm a rock star a sexy rock star all right that is correct how is it that you find time amongst all of these you know men and women coming at you that want to be with you that want to be near you that want to like have a piece of what you have right how do you find the time to get rid of all that stuff and just find your peace to make such good music.

Speaker 1 How do you do that? I love that question. How do you do that? That's actually an amazing question.
And the setup for that was amazing. Thank you.
Bobby, are you writing this down? Yep.

Speaker 1 All right, so hold on. Yes.
I want you to read it back now, genuinely, like as if you're being inquisitive. Yeah, now you try this, Bobby.

Speaker 1 Are you writing this down? Yeah. Are you playing games? No, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Are you fucking serious right now?

Speaker 1 Who is that? Bobby, who is that? Who the fuck is that, Bobby?

Speaker 1 Who the fuck is that? Tell me right now. Is that me or is that Andrew? Andrew.
That's supposed to be me? Yes. Because that doesn't look like Andrew.
That's you, Andrew. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 All right. Thank you.
You never usually draw me. That's kind of cool.
That's cool.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Cool.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Did I answer the question?

Speaker 1 I was drawing. Are you going to give this buffoon all the fucking show? He's hogging up the show.

Speaker 1 People are watching because they want to hear an insightful conversation. Yeah, yeah.
And you're bringing it down. I'm going to give it one more question.
Please write it down.

Speaker 1 Well, I didn't even get the chance to answer. I know, but you know what? Because he stepped on it.
Exactly. So, how about this? I'm going to give another question.

Speaker 1 And I'll repeat your question. Maybe.
Okay, I'll ask you.

Speaker 1 Please.

Speaker 1 Dub it down for him. Simplify.
Simplify. Just

Speaker 1 something easy. Give it a nice, simple.
All right.

Speaker 1 Are you going to write? Are you writing something? Yeah, yeah. Get ready.

Speaker 1 As an international icon. Thank you.
An international icon. And that does go without saying, but I do agree.
I know. I do ignore it.
I know that.

Speaker 1 But some of the, there's a few dumb listeners that don't know. Well, yeah, there is one.

Speaker 1 As an international icon,

Speaker 1 I like it. Tell me.
And you could start every question with that. Tell me.
I will. Tell me.
Tell me

Speaker 1 what goes to your head right before you go to sleep. Oh, okay.
That's great. A lot.
And that's a really important thing. Let me ask the question, though, for all.
Okay. Okay.
Let's hear you do it.

Speaker 1 What does it sound like to hear you put that in? Like an inquisitive, honest question. I want to know

Speaker 1 what's there going on. Okay, here we go.
All right. I wrote it down.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's hear it. Hey, hey.
I'm good. Come on.

Speaker 1 Hey, this was the easy layup.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's hear it. As an international icon,

Speaker 1 tell me what your

Speaker 1 head is.

Speaker 1 Is he being serious? You go to sleep.

Speaker 1 Are you mocking the question? Is he being serious right now? I just wrote it down weird.

Speaker 1 As an international guy, tell me what goes through your head. I got it.
Not while the guest is talking. As an international icon, tell me what goes through your head before you go to sleep.

Speaker 1 You really want to know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nice. Good.
Good.

Speaker 1 I can't tell if you're being serious. I'm doing.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 What goes through my head

Speaker 1 as an international icon before I go to sleep is a lot of things. I think about the people that I am impacting.

Speaker 1 I think about the people not just in my neck of the woods, not just my neighborhood, not just in California, not just in America, but the global audience.

Speaker 1 The people of planet Earth. I think about them and I think about what I am doing and am I serving them on the highest scale that I can?

Speaker 1 Am I giving them the affection, the love, the attention, the nurturing to plant new seeds and the food for thought for them? Am I giving them what they deserve

Speaker 1 from the artistic vision, from the conceptual ideas? I am putting my heart and soul into this stuff. And personally, I'd like to know

Speaker 1 every night what can I do to service the global audience and welcome to our show our real guests of the day Steve O welcome Steve O to the show

Speaker 1 thank you so much

Speaker 1 you've come to thank this thank god you're here Steve because let me tell you something bud let me tell you something bud this fucking guy dude it's been a fucking nightmare today dude That's not true at all.

Speaker 1 Tell him, Andrew, tell him. Why are you saying that? Why would you even say that? Because this guy's my boy, dude.
I've known him for forever, right? Yeah. How close are you to?

Speaker 1 I love all of you guys. That's awesome.
Well, okay. Same.
But who do you love the least?

Speaker 1 That's interesting. That's a hard-hitting question.

Speaker 1 The smallest amount of time, bro. Me? I got a history with these.
Bro, don't say that. I mean, dude, we just.
Thank you, Steve. Don't say that, Steve.

Speaker 1 And that's the truth. And Steve goes to truth.
Let me tell you something. Let me say something right now.
I mean, why are we even going camping then? Have you gone camping with these fucking guys? No.

Speaker 1 Now, with that said, we just met and we hit off like a fucking

Speaker 1 bag of give it.

Speaker 1 But let me say something. Let me say, I love you, Steve.

Speaker 1 Hey, you know what? I know he would never go. He would never go camping with Bobby Lee.

Speaker 1 I mean, I can't picture Bobby Lee coming camping with me. I'm very particular about camping.
I'm very particular about things.

Speaker 1 That's because Steve knows me. I'm very particular about things.

Speaker 1 And fair enough. I would never get Andrew camping with me.
No way, dude.

Speaker 1 I'm not allowed to camp. Yeah.
I've been allowed to camp. What would happen if you tried to? I didn't camp for 13 years, right? Well, how long since the incident? It's like 14.
14 years. 14 years.

Speaker 1 I'm not allowed to camp. It's unfortunate.
Why? Because of what happened? Oh, that's with the bear. Yeah.
The incident. Yeah.
It was.

Speaker 1 Well, all right. Anyway.
Well, dude, you've missed quite an episode. Yeah, we did.
We had that, man. Now, like,

Speaker 1 can we just check in on podcasting in general? Yeah, go ahead. Is it dying? It's dying.

Speaker 1 There's too many. Is it dead?

Speaker 1 You think it's dying? Now it is.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait.

Speaker 1 Steve.

Speaker 1 You think it's dying? I mean,

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'll tell you why it's not dying.
I'll tell you what you're feeling. What we're all feeling.

Speaker 1 What we're feeling is more people are doing it. It saturates the market.
Yeah. But it's not dying.
No. Right, right, right, right.
People are still listening to it.

Speaker 1 The good ones are still going to keep moving. Yeah, we're in a post-saturation

Speaker 1 landscape. Yeah.
We're in the middle of it. We're in the middle of it.
We're in the height of it right now. Do you notice how he comes in and one question and he just blows Bobby out of the water?

Speaker 1 He's just one question in.

Speaker 1 You have brought so much energy and such good, insightful questions to this interview. I mean, this is not a competition.
It's not a competition, Shane. Hey, tell me this.

Speaker 1 What do you plan to do with him in the...

Speaker 1 Don't bring him back.

Speaker 1 Go to a forest. Don't bring him back.
What are you guys doing out there?

Speaker 1 I just wanted to make a

Speaker 1 van tour video. You know, they have like van life.
People will show off how they're living in their van. Yeah.
You know, like, and

Speaker 1 my van doubles as my podcast studio, right?

Speaker 1 And I just wanted to, like, I've always wanted to make a video where we see it go from like me living in it, what's that, what that looks like, to like setting it up as a studio and like, just, you know, nobody's ever seen like the whole thing, you know, like I want to show off the whole thing.

Speaker 1 It's got a second bed that lowers down from the

Speaker 1 yeah. Oh, wow.
And the second bed is considerably shorter. But I'm a small one.
Oh, guys, looking for a swing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so that makes sense. That's fine.

Speaker 1 So you're just doing a docu, like a docus series of you and him going camping in the van. Yeah, I was because I fell in love with Oliver.

Speaker 1 We met recently, became bros. Can I have a hug? No, no, don't hug him.

Speaker 1 How did you meet him?

Speaker 1 We booked him for my podcast. Yeah, and then that was a great episode.
Very striking. I loved that.
And it went how long? It was by far the longest episode.

Speaker 1 My podcast has never gone two and a half hours. Can I ask ask you a real question and be real? Who did better numbers, me or him? I just went out.
Mine was.

Speaker 1 Just look at me right now. Be honest.
Who did bigger numbers?

Speaker 1 Yours has been up for a way longer time.

Speaker 1 And since then, podcast kind of died. I know, but who still has bigger numbers?

Speaker 1 He's doing great. No, but is mine bigger? Yours has bigger.

Speaker 1 Well, we just put it out a month ago. That's true.
In my clips, what that clip I posted has like six million views on just

Speaker 1 asking a question about YouTube's words is like like another 10 million. What are you defending about? We had some good clips in it, and we are waiting to post more, too.

Speaker 1 That will get the whole party.

Speaker 1 He was happy. He called me.
It was like, this is going to be big.

Speaker 1 It was very strong,

Speaker 1 but it's Bobby Lee. It's Bobby Lee.
That's right.

Speaker 1 Listen, man.

Speaker 1 Let's call it a truth. I want truce.

Speaker 1 You want to come back to your spot? Well, that's not my spot. That's my spot.

Speaker 1 Well, you want to come back. I'm going to let you go back to my spot.
I want Andrew to go back to his spot. Let's go back to our normal.
Yeah, and I, yeah, okay. Is that cool? Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can you kick out your wig and your glasses for five minutes, please? I kind of like it.

Speaker 1 I like it. It's fucking me up.
And I like it a lot. Let me keep it on them.
Thanks.

Speaker 1 I really like the way I feel.

Speaker 1 Bobby, was this the worst episode? No, I think it was the most

Speaker 1 probably the best episode of the world. It's quick

Speaker 1 in a very long time. It was insane.

Speaker 1 Since Stevo came on last year, since Stevo came, it's been the best. Really? I'm kidding.
Steve hasn't been on it. Steve-O came on how many months ago? It's been quite six months, maybe.

Speaker 1 And I would love to be able to come back. You will.
You will.

Speaker 1 Now that we're back to the way it was,

Speaker 1 why don't you sign off with our guest, say thank you, show him some love so we end this the right way after all the chaos and the tension that happened. Okay.
Let's end this the right way.

Speaker 1 Show our guests some love and respect. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 I'll go first so you can you can think about it. You can really hum on it for a second.
You should. Just take notes.
See how Andrew does it. Oliver, I want to thank you so much for coming.

Speaker 1 I appreciate you so much as a guy, as an entertainer,

Speaker 1 as a new friend, quite frankly. So thank you.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Everybody, please go check out an international icon that is touring around the world. Also, just released now, as of now, dates here in the United States.
Go listen to his new album.

Speaker 1 Support people that we support. That's how we continue to grow this beautiful thing.
And this beautiful thing wants all your love. Bob?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 the first time I ever met you, I thought, you know what? I'm going to know this guy for a very long time. Good.

Speaker 1 We're whimsical creatures, and we connect on a level that is not seen much

Speaker 1 in our world. That's true.

Speaker 1 You know, it reminds me, you know, sometimes I'm watching one of my favorite movies. Yeah.
Men in Black. Such a good film.
Great movie. Yep.
And there was a scene where.

Speaker 1 Tommy Lee, Jones? No, Will Smith is, you know, he's taken to test. Oh, yeah.
Right. He's taken the test, right? And he doesn't believe in aliens.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And then Tommy Lee takes him by that little, like, you know what I mean, work area. And then the three little skinny aliens.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I always, all over a tree in my mind.
You know what I mean? It reminds me of you, you know, and it's like, and I miss you when I see that movie. That means a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
What do you mean? Like, he just how fun they are?

Speaker 1 More than that. What is it? What are you getting at, Bobby? Do you just mean like how that they're like funny and cool and fun? That's exactly.
It's more than that. It's more than that.
What is it?

Speaker 1 What is it? I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 I'm not following along.

Speaker 1 Neither am am I. I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm trying to figure it out. What are you saying? What I'm saying is, he looks like a skinny alien guy.

Speaker 1 The fuck does that mean, boss? That's a lot better than being a fat alien guy. Thank you.
See, Steve, Steve, that's why you're here, dude.

Speaker 1 That's why you're here, dude. He's a good dynamic.
He's really brought the energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's great, dude. He's great.
No, honestly,

Speaker 1 Oliver, I'm going to say this. Honestly, you know, every time I fucking pop with you, it goes crazy.
It's the funnest I've ever had. I love it.
I don't know where it's going in my mind.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I can't even be serious.

Speaker 1 I know, but you and I always, it always goes like this with you and I. Well, say thank you.
Violence. And thank you so much for being here.
It was my honor. I love you.
Let's text more and hang out.

Speaker 1 Answer my text.

Speaker 1 I do all the time. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you.
I love both of you. Give me a hug.
Let's do a three-person hug.

Speaker 1 People you want to get in.