Oliver Tree Fights Bobby

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Thank you. Thank you so much.
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends. I love you, dude.

I love you.

I really love you.

Why do you love him?

I sing his shit at my house constantly.

Yeah.

I would love hate.

You don't know any of his music.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Name one song.

Turtle Route.

Oh, yeah.

Sing Turtle Route.

Turtle Route.

We're going down the Turtle Route.

Is that off the new album?

That's off the new album.

In your face, dude. That's pretty good.
Turtle Route. How do you know that song? How do you know turtle route, bud? Because when it downloads, it downloads for you.
It downloads. What are you using, Nabster? Nobody downloads music.
No, he does. He has LimeWire.
We're sponsored, I think, by the way. You didn't let me finish.
I have Down syndrom syndromes that's the new app yeah anyway um well you texted me last night huh yeah no text back what is it oh bro that's normal that's that's what he does i texted you back i can read you all the shit dude yeah read it out put them on blast i'll put you out there no put it out for you i'm not putting in we'll so this is what oh yeah this is how this is what. Oh, yeah.

This is how it started.

Ready?

Yo.

How's it hanging?

Guess who that is?

That's you.

No, that's him.

Oh, okay.

I did.

For some reason.

No, please.

All right.

Sorry about that.

Please.

Yeah, that's him.

Yeah, that was him, dude.

I've been working on it.

That's the big tree.

I'll do it again.

Yo.

How's it hanging?

That one's you that time, right?

That's him.

Okay.

I go real good fuck fest. I it i was expecting then you go the latter was it how many ha ha is it four or five three

i did too many there ha ha that's what he did three so pumped for tomorrow we still in for the

interview what is it it is an interview dude it's Usually they have questions. We don't have questions.
We're just talking. Well, no, I do.
We're loaded up. I knew this guy would be prepared.
Yeah, very prepared. Go ahead, Bob.
Finish the text. What else does it say? I think this is a prelude of what's going to happen in this podcast.
Yeah, we shouldn't give that away. A team up.
But then what? You left me on read. No, going i go what time is it again because i forgot we had yeah you don't even know he never had to do a podcast so i was just kind of going what time is it i forget you know i didn't even know right and you go my team was told six do you even have a schedule or you just free ball it i go free Free all.
But then I put ball because you know how you do that.

I get it.

Yeah, yeah.

You're living the dream.

How long do you think the pile will go for?

I go an hour.

And then you go, can I tell you who's going to cameo at the end of the episode?

And I never responded to that.

Oh, because he likes to be surprised.

That's not rude.

He likes to be surprised.

Yeah, I'm not being rude.

He hates when surprises get ruined.

Yeah.

Oh, I ruined it.

It's okay.

Now, can we talk about the girl?

Okay, so first of all, let me say something.

Out of the way. He's not rude.
He likes to surprise. Yeah, I'm not being rude.
He hates when surprises get ruined. Yeah.
Oh, I ruined it. It's okay.

Now, can we talk about the girl?

Okay, so first of all, let me say something out loud, all right?

That right now, I'm seeing one person that I like.

Yeah, we like her.

We like her.

Yeah, she's great.

But before, when I was free- Free-balling.

Free-balling.

Bobby Lee free-ball.

When you were free-ball, Bobby Lee free-ball. Yeah, yeah yeah I hooked up with a girl in Florida once mhm do you remember yeah yeah and I was laying in bed with her and what happened would you still let me finish no but he's right what did happen what do you mean sorry I'm sorry you're a guest yeah let that guest fucking pipe in it's the worst start to this interview no ask no no he's right it's not Sorry.
I'm sorry. You're a guest.
Yeah. Let the guest fucking pipe in.
It's the worst start to this interview. No, ask.
No. No, he's right.
It's not tracking, dude. What do you mean? I'm? Well, he's just asking you a question.
What happened? It's like you said this is a conversation and I can't get anything out of you. Oh, you're right.
You're right. So go ahead.
I'm so sorry. You're right.
You're right. Let's start over.
All right. So we just start the episode over.
Yeah. We'll just start from here.
Right. Go ahead.
Yeah. Hey, welcome.
No, then you just go. I'm hooking up with this girl in just go I'm hooking up with this girl in Florida I was hooking up with this girl in Florida He's just showing off he's probably made this whole story up You know I didn't think there was any girls in Florida None of this checks out You don't even like Florida She texted you or she direct messaged you That night What did she say? I was laying next to her and she goes Yeah there's two guys on my No three guys on my list On my celebrity hit list On my celebrity hit list Right You Yeah Oliver Tree And Ethan from H3 And then I thought Oh I'm gonna kill myself Why? Because I'm in that group Which means And I know what they look like And I know what No offense Bro you're the worst looking of all of us you should be so lucky dog what do you think he is out of 10 for real for real like here's the thing I walk around like a six you're a two buddy two buddy you're like a two and a half at most probably closer to a one and a half ouch ouch it hurts and what's Ethan Ethan he's like a three Can I say something? Ooh, you're below? Let me ask you.
Is that why it's H3? Is that what that stands for? I mean, dude, the guy's got a wife. He's fine.
What's going on with you? Oliver, Oliver, Oliver. Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, Oliver.
Oliver, Oliver, Oliver. Be honest with me, Oliver.
Please give me a bigger number. Okay, okay.
You want an honest number? No, honest. You're putting that piece of shit, that piece of shit above me.
Okay, okay. You want the honest number? Please.
Please. I was being generous as a one and a half.
I'm a one and a half? Something close to 1.7 or something. Just say one.
Just say one. You want the honest answer? I'll give it to you, buddy.
1.7. 1.7.
Ethan's a three. I was being nice well.
Okay, give me, what's his number? He's like a 2.3. And I'm like a 5.6.
Okay. That's, but 5.6 is still, I'll take, I'm you guys combined.
What's him? He's like at least an eight or something. He's like six and a half feet tall.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. You can't even grow a beard, dude.
I can't. Dude, what are you doing? I'm just enjoying this interview.
I know, what I'm saying is that you're my partner. I'm your best friend.
You have to defend me. Yeah.
I know, but you're just laughing it up, urging this fucking bullshit. Oh, you're right.
Let me be on your side. Well, what? He's like double your height.
Girls take that into consideration. It's part of the rating factor.
I'm not a tall guy either. I'm only six foot one.
Yeah. But you have cheekbones.
I have cheekbones. Dude, you look like you have progeria, dude.
We're not going back to this. Let's get real, dude.
Alright? Why do you have to do this? You look like an anorexic progeria guy. Bro, I was morbidly obese for a while.
I've been working on myself. You look fucking great.
You did lose weight. And guess what? No Zempik.
No bullshit. Training every day.
Waking up at 8 o'clock so I can work out. Eat right.
I was eating six Michelin star restaurants a week and I got so fat, bro. But I loved it.
I enjoyed it. I was eating as many Snicker bars as I could per day.
And I'm back. He's back.
You feel good you feel you look you seem different lots change like what's changed got rich right that's what that changes things I was mad last time I got ripped off you know yeah yeah but now you got rich dude no the thing is it's overrated it doesn't change anything I still slept on a couch for an entire month this year so it doesn't change anything well why don't you go back then to the couch you why don't you just give it all away. I don't live anywhere, so it doesn't change anything.
I still slept on a couch for an entire month this year. So it doesn't change anything.
Well, why don't you go back then to the couch? Why don't you just give it all away? I don't live anywhere. So it doesn't make any difference.
I'm just living as if I'm prepared for it all to disappear. Where do you stay the most? Well, this year, the most I've spent time was at my manager's house.
There's a guest room. By my house? Yeah.
I actually went by her house. I was knocking.
I know. I heard it.
But that was only basically, you know, out of the year, three months I spent in America, in LA, and then the rest of it, I was mostly in Europe and then Brazil. I'm sorry.
Also, can I just apologize for one last thing because I haven't talked to you. I would like more apologies.
Can you look into the camera and publicly apologize? I apologize for saying no to the offer that you made. Which one? To open for you.
You didn't know. He missed it.
Red Rocks. I tried to get Bobby Lee to open at Red Rocks.
And you didn't do it? What a loser. Me? It was going to be the biggest show of your life.
Why wouldn't you do that? Because you and I got in a fist fight. So? Well, we could have fought on stage.
Think about the views, buddy. I don't want to.

8,000.

Live fight this guy.

9,000 people?

You missed?

Yeah.

You don't want to fight him in front of 9,000 people?

Bobby's beating a body bazaar.

I don't want to.

You know what I mean?

Why'd you say no, Bobby?

Why'd you say no?

Big timey?

No, I just thought that.

Did you offer?

You want to be honest?

Did you offer money?

You know what?

Here, I'm going to take this off.

No money, that's why.

I can't.

You know what?

I think this. Leave it on, Bobby.
Okay. Yeah.
Put it on, Bobby boy. Respect to the guest, dude.
All right. Okay.
You're right. You look good, man.
You look good. Lots of change.
What changed? Am I above a one right now with the glasses on? The hair takes you to 1.8. Oh, I get it.
No, the hair is good. Thank you, man.
Why didn't I do it? Scheduling? scheduling? sure you smiled I saw a smirk I'm a happy person he breathes when he lies he breathes out wait so have you played Red Rocks? it's just like you know no we never played Red Rocks never played Red Rocks I should have asked you I know and I would have said yes and I would have moved my schedule around you didn't do it because there was no money involved oh there was money obviously I was gonna give him at least like two three hundred bucks okay well then yeah but we wouldn't pay for travel or lodging you wouldn't have no hell no yeah so i mean i think i think i'd put that into consideration maybe i don't know you could get to colorado on 200 bucks i know you can but it's like you could hitchhike with steve-o yeah i know yeah i don't know no yeah it just't seem appetizing. Okay, let me just say, because we fought, right, and because it was $200, and because I had to find my own travel and my own hotel room.
Still don't see the problem. I don't either.
Not thinking back, I'm like, I should have done it. But at the time, you're right, so I apologize.
No, don't apologize. I just feel bad for you.
Why do you feel bad for me? Because it was fucking amazing. That was the best show of my entire life.
Is there anything online of it? Oh my God, tons. We're not going to do that now.
Yeah, we don't need to. But anyways, my concert.
Just pull up a photo of it so I can see how beautiful he looked on stage. Wow, dude.
And you missed that crowd right there, dog. You missed that crowd.
You missed that. Yep.
In it hard. I spent five years making this concert.
Whoa. I've invested four and a half million dollars into this show.
I've spent the last five years working on this. And so it was epic, man.
It was the first time. It was our dress rehearsal was Red Rocks.
We hadn't even played through it. We were editing visuals for the show 20 minutes before I went on stage.
We had worked until the last millisecond. And it was one of those things that was things that was like, my life's work finally came to fruition.

It was beautiful.

That was your opus.

It was my magnum opus.

That was your opus.

You missed out on his opus.

Can I also defend myself real quick?

I think you've been doing that the whole time.

I feel like that's been the whole time.

I don't know what you're doing,

but I do not like it.

I like it.

What am I doing, dude? As if you guys are together. He's I am.
I'm Sweden or what? Switzerland. No, you're not Switzerland.
I'm Switzerland. No, dude.
Yeah. No.
I'm just in the middle. No, dude.
I'm just a middle man. No, that is fucking amazing.
I like your China right now, dude. Oh, yeah.
You're using one against the other and you're not taking sides, but you really are. Peter, you against him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he's outsourced me, so that's why I'm going with him.
So I think I think the problem is is, you know, the last time first of all, you've changed. A lot's changed.
So before, before right, you were very combative with me. That's not true.
Really? At the Korean restaurant. Bro, you literally stole my hat.
Yeah, there was video of that, right? Yeah, and I didn't even know it was you, to be fair. I thought you were a woman, dude.
I thought you were an old woman, so that's part of the background of that. She's an old Korean lady? That's what you thought he was? I couldn't even see the face.
I just saw the hair in the back, and then I literally was, you turned around. And then you got violent a little bit.
I didn't get violent. You stole my beanie.
Okay, and then on the last Ethan podcast, you and I got on a physical altercation. Dude, that hurt too, by the way, and Ethan broke my glasses that were custom.
They were $1,000 glasses. You know, can I just say something? Deservedly so.
What is your problem, dude? I came dude i came on here i thought we were gonna be cool and now you're acting a fool right now i'm not dude you're the one that called me a 1.7 dude i think i you asked me to be honest i gave you a nice score a two a 2.5 and then you wanted the honest answer i'm gonna i'm a real friend not a bad friend i give you the real answer okay good that's what a real friend does bobby thank you for the dose of reality and bro i know i'm probably even less i'm probably closer to a 5.2 okay you know what i think this is where the problem is that girl from florida you're right when she said what's the story here what are you trying to show off you were with the girl from florida and what and that you were hitting on her too on i never hit on anybody bro oh i see so she was hitting on him, dude. She was hitting on me.
Oh, she was hitting on you and you didn't reciprocate. While you were in bed with her, she tried to FaceTime him? Is that what you said? No, she was just basically like, you know, Oliver, just tell him I'm with you.
It was weird. She was trying to go through you to get to him.
Is that what it was? That's kind of what it smells like from here. Sounds like you were just a sidestep to get to me.
I mean, I'm not a mathematician, but these numbers do not add up. I see nothing from you guys, huh? No defense, nothing.
No, I'm not. I'm saying.
No, fuck you, dude. No, no, no.
You're already fucking Judas, dude. Get the fuck out of here.
Listen to what I'm saying. I'm saying.
Yeah. I'm kicking this off.
Shame on her. Leave it on, Bobby.
Don't do that. Put him back on.
I'm on your side. I'm saying she used you this off Shame on her Leave it on Bobby Don't do that Put him back on I'm on your side I'm saying she used you I know She used you To get to him That's what I'm saying to you I'm not Dude it burns though I'm not saying it in a mean way I didn't do it She did it She used you To get to him That happens man That happens a lot In our business It does But that's not what happened In the business it does I swear to God happened.
In the business, it does. I swear to God, I don't think that's what

happened. That's standard for the biz.
I don't think that's

what happened. It's Carlos, like, that's what happened.

That's my life, dude. That's Carlos' whole life.

What? They fuck Carlos to get to you.

I don't want to be on his level. First of all, dude,

they fuck Carlos to get to you, then they fuck you

to get to him, dude. Welcome to Hollywood, kid.

And guess what? They fuck me to get to Andrew.

And then they fuck me to get to Fancy.

He's two levels above me. What the fuck? And then they fuck me to get to Fancy.
He's two levels above me.

What the fuck? And then they fuck Fancy.

To get to George.

No.

Oh, no?

No.

What?

No.

To get to who?

They go way, way down.

They go to Pete.

Oh, they go to Pete.

Yeah, Pete's the ultimate.

Oh, okay.

He sits there like Boba Fett.

What?

McCone?

McCone doesn't get fucked.

He doesn't get fucked.

He can get fucked.

Okay, now everything's, you know.

Now everything's in perspective, dude.

It's on perspective. I know the reality.
So wait, you're, you know. Now everything's in perspective, dude.
It's on perspective.

I know the reality.

So what, you're just trying to like hurt my feelings?

No, dude.

What happened?

What do you mean?

What are you trying to get out here?

I'm just saying that.

You're trying to rub it in.

You're a provocateur.

I came on here to just be a nice guy.

I'm in a great mood.

He's in a fucking good mood.

I feel good.

He looks good.

Thank you.

And then you try to bring me down to your lower level.

Your vibrations are way off.

My vibrations are...

I'm good. He looks good.
Thank you. And then you try to bring me down to your lower level.
Your vibrations are way off. My vibrations are...
It's just, you know, misery loves company. And this guy's trying to bring me down to his level.
All right, start again with him. See if we can start from scratch.
Let's start from scratch. All right, let's start from scratch.
You're right. Yeah, I think what's fucking me up is...
Take off the glasses then. Take them off.
Take them off. Put them back on.
Bobby, you look so much better with... Yeah, put them on.
It really does look good. It's not a good look for you to take.
Fucking racist, dude. What are you talking about? Because my eyes are small? No, the yellow brings out the color in your eyes.
Okay, you're right. They look beautiful.
Oh, you're right. Shimmering.
Shimmering now? Yeah, it does look very pretty. You know what, Bobby? I feel bad.
Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, dude.
All right? When he's gone one day, I'm going to fucking have a conversation with you, my friend. Dude, I'm having a great day.
I know you are. I'm loving it.
Whatever you're doing, fuck you, dude. Because I'm actually a fan, dude.
Stop. Shut up, dude.
No, I really love your shit. No.
Did we not play it in the fucking car? When we were in the car, we were driving, we played your fucking shit. What, on the ride over here? No, dude, we were on the road when we were traveling.
We had a fucking four-hour drive in the car. Pre-show music, too.
Pre-show music. You're in our pre-show playlist.
Yes, you are. Twice.
Two of your songs. I like this guy, and I like these two.
And by the way, who fucking compiled the playlist to our pre-show? Who? Me. Not him.
He didn't fucking do it, dude. I love you, dude.
I love you. You're the man.
You're the fucking man. No, you're the man.
You're the fucking man, dude. You're a fucking Judas right now, dude.
Dude, you're a fucking piece of shit. I've been a supportive, cool friend to everybody in the room.
Have I been chill since I walked in? It's the wig. It's the cool ass dude.
What the fuck is wrong with it? Is that who he is? That's not who Andrew is. Bobby, you're- Bobby, you set yourself up, dude.
There's a magical thing that's happening with the glasses. That's- Who are you right now, dude? You're Tate.
I'm your best friend. No, you're not.
You're not Andrew, dude. You're Tate with the glasses and the fucking hair, dude.
I don't know why you're- I don't see it. I don't see it.
Take it off, dude. Are you doing this just because our guest is here? No, I'm just saying that there's something magical that you guys did with- He's deflecting right now.
He's changing the subject. You're deflecting, dude.
When you play a game like Skyrim, you can enchant fucking clothing and stuff. The wig and the fucking glasses are enchanted.
And it's changing. That's not who he is.
This is me, dude. No, he's...
How could he back a guy like... Like what? Say it.
Say it out. What do you want to say? How could he back you? We actually look pretty similar.
Who? You and me, dude dude with the mustaches and the mullets like it doesn't surprise me that a girl like both of us we look like the same guy i should you know i here's the thing i came at it the wrong way i was i was gonna tell a story like oh my god i can't believe i'm in the same category as ethan and oliver and then it reversed on me why then I realized that believe I'm in the same category as Ethan and Oliver and then it reversed on me and then I realized

that maybe I am in the same category

you might not even be you might not even

be near my level

not to even go there that could also be the true

maybe I'm an ugly piece of shit

no you're not I'm not saying that

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

dude out of 10 if I'm a 1.7

that's not good I know but

dude that's in the

eye of me yeah yeah that's in the eye

I'm a 1.7 That's not good I know, but dude, that's in the eye of me Yeah, yeah I'm not modeling anytime soon Well, they are casting unique looking people And you're very unique looking That's true Oh, for what? You're shaped by hair That fucking Amazon Lord of the Rings show? What the fuck are you talking about? Google weird looking models Yeah Unique looking models Unique is the term we use Sorry about that Unique looking models and let's see if there's a model let's see if we can call a maybe there's a company out there for us there is there's different yeah i've seen these look at that girl click on the yeah look at that's that's like that's us baby that's us dude we could get in there that's me and you that's not me and you dude if we were women on the left. That's you on the right.
A hundred percent. That's the female version of us.

Okay.

Unique model style.

Yeah.

Click on the third photo.

I'm not going to be mean, but okay.

No, what were you going to say?

There, dude.

Chill.

I like it.

There's room for all of us, dude.

That kind of looked like me.

That one?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That other girl had a skin goatee.

She had a skin goatee? Skin goatee. Whoa.
Whoa, dude. Yeah.
That other girl had a skin goatee. She had a skin goatee?

Skin goatee.

Whoa.

Whoa, dude.

Anyway.

No, no, no.

Whoa.

No, it's not.

Dude, it's just not helping, dude.

That's the category I'm in.

You're not even close to that level, dude.

I'm below that level? Way pretty why are you freaking out right now Bobby I said it beauty is in the eye of the beholder so to me you're a very low number but to a lot of other people you look way better than me or Andrew combined that's just how it works it's perception, Chad. I forgot.
It's perception. I forgot, dude.

And when you're asking me,

it's from your...

I'm thinking, you know,

really low.

But someone else...

Yeah, yeah.

How about this?

You want me to fucking

boost your confidence?

Give it to him.

You're with a mega babe right now.

Exactly.

The girl you're seeing

is a mega babe.

Wow.

Dude, she's...

But now I think

there's something wrong with her.

What do you mean?

Because she hit her head

against a counter or something. Dropped as a baby.
Well, maybe, but maybe only... She's stars.
She knits glasses. I swear to God, dude.
Whoa, fans. Whoa, fans.
Let me say something you do. Oh, buddy, dude.
Buddy, dude. I'll fucking kill you.
Holy shit. He just unbuttoned another button.
I know he just... Cocky is becoming.
Dude, that was... Don't.
Stop. Anyway, let's start from the top.
All right, let's start over. Start over.
It got bad energy. No, let's start over.
It got better energy. Start totally over.
Is there any way you can take that off? Because I think it's affecting who you are. No, I think you guys look great.
I like you. And I feel comfortable.
I feel comfortable when you guys- Just start over. Introduce the guest and we'll go.
Ready? Yeah, let's start over. Start all the way over.
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Let's talk about sex, huh? You want to bring the heat in the bedroom, Bobby? I love bringing the heat in the bedroom, dude. Steam it up, baby.
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Hey, welcome to another episode of Bad Friends.

Dude, I'm so excited.

Good to see you, dude.

Great to see you, dude. We just did the road.

We got back.

Loved it.

You know who it's really good to see?

Who?

Our guest, Oliver Tree.

Oliver the Tree Tree.

And really good musician.

Phenomenal.

Phenomenal.

Songwriter.

Good looking, dude, too.

He looks really good.

Let me say something about his look, dude.

Let me say something about his look. It.
Let me say something about his look.

It's like if you put Momoa and Brad Pitt,

you put them together.

Just to hang out?

No, just in a human.

And then you sort of like made them out of clay.

You know what happened to this?

You're a clay maker, right?

Me?

Momoa and Brad Pitt.

I'm a clay maker.

Yeah, you're a clay maker.

And you have to sculpt.

But you're a clay maker that's like,

you're half blind. One eye is a blind.
One eye is a blind, right? And the other eye is from a different animal. You had an eye operation.
And they put in. From a fish.
From a fish. Yes.
You have one fish eye. Blind and fish eye.
Yeah, fish eye, right? Yes. And now you're molding this thing.
Yes, I see. You You're tired, too.
You haven't slept in three days. Always tired.
Right, so then you molded them. That would look like art.
Yes. My baby, Oliver Tree.
Oliver Tree, yeah, yeah. Is that good? I don't know who these people are.
Who's Ramoa? Jason Ramona. Yeah, you don't know Jason Ramona? No, what is it? What is it? He's a superhero, man.
Super duper hero. But you said Brad Pitt? Caveman? You said Brad Pitt? Yeah, I did.
You got Pitt. You got some Pitt in there, dude.
You definitely got some Pitt. Thank you.
You also have some Meryl Streep? Stop. You think he's Streepy? Look at the nose.
Streepy, dude. A little bit Salvador Dali.
Very Dali. That's a huge compliment.

Actually, Dali was the...

Yeah, that is actually right on the mic.

I hinted Progeria.

I know I threw that out earlier.

Little Proj?

But a little Proj in there.

Okay.

You know what Progeria is?

Don't look it up, please.

Look it up.

Let him see.

Well, if you're going to say he has it, you got to show him.

Just a little, though.

It's one of Bobby's favorite characteristics.

I'm about to walk Bobby

Why can't you just be nice

I'm being nice

I said a hint

I said a hint dude

It's like the cherry on top of a cake dude

It doesn't make the cake man

It's a fucking extra little loop

You know what people do that aren't happy with

A black pojeria look at that

I'm walking

Bob you're gonna lose our guess

I'm not going to be a good one. make the cake, man.
It's a fucking extra little loop. You know what people do that aren't happy with...
Look at that. A black pojeria.
Look at that.

I'm walking.

Bob, you're gonna lose our guest.

That's it. You're losing our guest.

You lost our guest, dude.

Fuck. I'm not doing this fucking shit again, Bob.
Don't fucking

fuck. Dude, I'm sorry.
Dude, dude, don't

do that right now, dude. Dude, I'm sorry, man.

Where's the other exit? There's no other exit, dude.

That's whiskey ginger. I told you this was gonna happen.
I told you this was gonna happen. Well, why'd you hang him on? I just said a hint.
I didn't see him. He literally called me before the show and was like, he's gonna fucking walk.
Why are you making him walk? Honestly, Oliver, Oliver. I apologize.
Oliver. That's Andrew.
He's gonna fucking walk why are you making him walk honestly oliver oliver apologize oliver that's andrew he's gonna be mad andrew he literally took your golf back i can't do this fucking shit anymore i come here i'm just literally trying to be the nicest fucking guy oliver seriously i'm sorry please i'm sorry why are you sorry well i'm sorry for calling you you don't look like you're material it's not bad you're just being mean about other. I don't care how he thinks I look.
You need to be nice to everyone, not me. I don't care about me.
What? You are a 1.7. I don't care what you call me.
You need to be nice to other people. No, not me.
You need to be nice to other people.

You can't just be saying mean things about other people. I don't care about me.

I'm on the internet. People say the meanest stuff.
I can take whatever.

My skin is thick, Bobby. Be nice about other people.

You can't make fun of people's conditions, you fucking dickhead.

I'm sorry. You're too old for that shit.
I know, I love everything. Come on.
I can't make fun of people's conditions, you fucking dickhead. Okay.

I'm sorry.

You're too old for that shit.

I know. Come on.

Did you go golfing?

Did you just hit the course real fast?

Whoa. Are these yours? No, those are Bob's.
No, those are mine. Are they actually? Yeah, they're mine.
I don't play golf. You didn't play golf.
They're mine. All right, so did I not say that? I told you not to Google that.
So when I say not to Google it, I know. I thought you understood what I'm saying.
Yeah, I didn't really. Bobby.
Yeah. I am not upset with whatever you say.
I mean, it's when you say not to Google it, I know... Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I didn't really understand what I'm saying.
Bobby. Yeah.
I am not upset with whatever you say about me. It's when you say mean things about other people with conditions.
I didn't make fun of the condition. I just said...
I don't want to be a part of this game. You had a little bit of that condition.
That's all I said. It's fine.
You could say anything. The thing I'm trying to explain to you is I'm on the internet.
That's nothing. You should hear what these people say about me.
The most heinous things. I know.
And people say things about me too. I can take anything.

Let me speak.

Okay.

But it's you being such low vibrations that you're trying to bring other people down to your level.

And it's like me and Andrew were just trying to have a good vibe.

We were vibing.

We were vibing big times.

I'll let you know, dude.

I did a vibrations check with my doctor, dude.

Very high.

You need to take some deep breaths.

Very high vibrations, my friend.

Let's barrel breathe right now.

Are you good?

A little barrel breathe.

One more.

I'm good.

You feel good?

Yeah, man.

What did your doc say when you went to?

He said I had high vibrations.

Hey, I agreed to stay on the show.

Yeah.

Thank you, man.

If Bobby leaves.

Interesting.

I want to sit in that spot right there. Okay, how about'll give you five minutes with it okay I want to sit here and have an actual interview oh you're going to leave the show he wants me to go for five minutes I get it I like this are you leaving he's done dude who cares about him welcome back to bad friends with one of my actual bad friends oliver tree is in the fucking house dude go so excited to have you honestly i was just excited to meet you that's the only reason i wanted to do this and like to tell you the truth i'm actually happy the way things panned out the way they did because it was an easy way to get bobby out yeah it was almost like we planned it a little bit well it felt that way but the truth is yeah i came here for you i came here for you you're a fucking cool ass dude congrats on everything thank you same fucking epic to see you dude it's just crazy i feel like you and me we're having a moment we are and we're having moments on our career and then we're having a moment together right here right now tell me this dude you're going camping tonight where are you going i am where are we going i'm going to dave england's house in ojai oh okay with steve-o yeah so let me tell you something what steve-o just a heads up just a tip just an inside tip may fuck with you in the middle of the night that's okay and you're cool with that i got stuff I got stuff planned, dude.
But you're gonna get back at him? Do you have stuff to maybe

retaliate? Trust me. I come prepared.

You do? Of course.

Have you gone camping with Steve-O before? No, this is the first

time. Interesting, dude.

But I'm excited. And I will say this, I've

gotten very close with the Jackass

crew. Who's your favorite of the crew?

How about this? Who's your

least favorite? That's always fun.

Spill that tea, dog. I can't can't say names okay give me a hint though i'm not gonna say smart because and i want to announce this here on bad friends i was recently asked to be the latest member of the jackass crew holy shit and i wanted to come That is huge.
Yeah, it's a big deal. That is a very big deal, dude.
So I'm pumped. Are we going to take time out for music or no? Music's still going to keep cruising.
No, music was a day job. Now that I have that.
Well, I have, I'll say this. I am about to retire.
I am putting out my album. When does the album drop? The album is out now.
It came out Friday, September 29th. Friday, September 29th, the album came out and you know what happened.
Everyone listening knows what happened. Hold on one second.
Wait. What are you doing here? I said very specifically that there was an agreement.
Put the headphones on and listen, but you can't have the mic. Somebody grab the mic from him.
Can we take the mic out? Take the mic out of here. Just unplug it and just get it out of this room.
Macon. Back up.
Maconan? Macon, that's quite a decision to make. Do you help the guest? Do you help your boss? Well, it's...

We're both...

It's our show now.

Oh, that's right.

This is my co-host now.

Bad friends.

So, McCone, what are you going to do?

Are you going to pull the mic away from your old boss?

Do you want to risk future employment with your new boss?

Or are you willing to just have this guy, this leech of a man,

who really isn't going to be with the company very much longer? Is he getting terminated? I wouldn't use those terms, but yes. Whoa.
Alright, Bobby. You're bringing the vibes down.
We're having so much fun. Let's get back to it.
The album is out right now. The album just came out.
What's it called? Alone in a Crowd. Alone in a Crowd.
Listen right now. Everywhere you are, stop what you're doing, grab your phone, and listen to Alone in a Crowd.
Alone in a Crowd. Alone in a Crowd.
Alone in the Crowd. Alone in a Crowd.
Listen right now! And? And and world tour starts when

tomorrow

shut up

going to Bali

Bali

tonight starting Bali Indonesia

go to New Zealand

hop over the pond

over to Australia

16 countries

in Europe

after that

and then

before the year's over

Antarctica baby

whoa

how many shows

I'm going to go. that and then before the year's over antarctica baby whoa how many shows i don't like that i'm gonna give me applause it doesn't feel sincere are you happy for him oh dude don't use the mic you're limited down to some mind movement.
Are you happy for Oliver?

All right.

That seems like,

yeah.

Each time you do something nice like that, we can move the mic one inch closer.

Oh,

okay.

McCone,

go over there and stand over there.

You're good to give him one inch closer.

Stand over there.

And as soon as he,

as soon as he gets,

you know,

you move the mic.

Each time he's positive vibrations,

he brings up the mood.

Good call.

He gets the mic closer. Are you having fun on the pod today? Move it up, man.
A little positive vibe. That's good vibes.
Good vibes, man. Nah, bring it back an inch.
Oh, shit. Punishment? Sincere stuff isn't going to get you the mic, buddy.
What is? Being a really good vibe. But you know what? Is that face a vibe? That face looks like, I can't tell can't tell is he serious is he mad tell me if you're serious look at me in the face he's my best friend i know that's serious that one's funny he's being cute give him an inch give an inch all right that's enough for now what are we talking about we're talking about your world tour in antarctica many shows? How many shows are we doing in Antarctica?

Just one.

One show.

One show.

Sold out.

It's already sold out.

You better bet your bottom dollar.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

If two polar bears are sold out.

All right, take the mic away.

This is why I didn't want him to have the mic.

Is that funny?

Dude.

Two polar bears and a penguin's going to show up.

All right.

That's sold out.

I'm about to walk.

I'm sorry.

I'm about to fucking walk. Dude, what are you doing? I'm sorry.
He's vibing. Bad vibe, bad vibe.
Bad vibe. Be good vibe now.
Say something fucking cool. Say something.
It's gonna be great, dude. And you know what? Alaska deserves it.
All right. Don't disrespect an entire podcast.
I'm not. I mean.
You've already been disrespectful enough this episode. It's going to be great, I mean.

All right.

Where are you right now?

Today, I am in Bali, Indonesia.

Whoa. And this day, I have announced a tour across North America.

Oh, shit.

We're taking this thing to the grassroots foundation.

Back to where it came from.

Back to its birthplace in the Americas.

Greatest country? Of course. Greatest country in the world you agree yes he's being sarcastic take the hike back it sounded sarcastic like sarcasm just a little bit is this the greatest country in the world dude it is he's laughing take it back another inch why are you doing that dude is this the greatest country in You got me in a giggle.
What the fuck did I do? We're just asking you an honest question about this country, man. What? Is this the greatest country in the world? All right.
Mike, back. Mike, back.
Hold on. You're disrespecting the nation? Let me give you a shot.
Put up a picture of the American flag, please, so he can take a look at what he's supposed to be representing right now. This is nuts, Bob.
Don't disrespect this. I'm not, all right.
This is crazy.

Put it up full screen, dude.

Full screen.

Greatest country in the world, dude. These colors don't work.

Ask me again, ask me again.

Ask me again, ask me again.

Hold on, dude.

We're just doing what we need to do real fast.

There it is.

Hey, is this the greatest country?

Take a look at the flag real fast.

I want him to do a Pledge of Allegiance.

Oh, pledge, pledge real fast.

If you do a dope pledge, I bet he'll give you the mic back.

We can give you the mic back if you do a dope pledge.

I don't know the lyrics.

You don't know the lyrics?

Uh-oh, that.

He thinks it's the anthem.

Wow.

That's how fucking...

Take the mic back.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

Other hand on your heart for sure.

Hand on heart.

Hand on heart.

Hand on heart.

Hand on heart.

That's your belly. Your heart is up here.
No, his fell a a long time ago we got to get it back up yeah come on there it is i pledge allegiance no your heart up here your breast there you go here yeah yeah one up there you go perfect no no no not this don't i'm not doing this no don't do Germany stuff. Was I doing Germany? Don't do Germany stuff.
Don't do Germany stuff. Cutting it way too close.
Go flat. Pull the mic back a little bit.
Can I go this way? That's fine. Can I go this way? No.
No, no, no. This.
Right here. Bro.
Just, you want the mic or not? All right. Boom.
There it is. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
It looks like the sun is in your eyes. He's reading it off the script.
You can't read it. Take it off.
Take it off. Now he knows it.
Under God. No.
Indivisible. No.
Just as all. Start over from scratch.
You're cheating. I don't know it.
You do know it. You just did it.
I really don't know it. I read it off the fucking thing.
I'm so sorry. I'm not a number.
Excuse me? You know, I was having a really good day today. I was having a great day.
We were having a really good day. The episode got so good when Bobby left.
Have you noticed that? So good. It was smooth.
The second it comes back, he just derails the whole. It's like a train wreck.
Can I just say one thing on the mic real quick? And I have a real sincere question. Honestly, I'll be honest with you.
I don't know how I got to this point. It just it started like slipping and I did everything I could.
But no matter what I do, it just I'm just getting getting pushed farther and farther away and I feel like I can't get back. So it's like, and then you add more now.
I do the Pledge of Allegiance. I don't know that.
Then I get fucking docked for that, right? And it goes on and on and on. I'm not doing anything.
We literally aren't doing anything. You're doing this yourself.
Can you help me? I'm in a cave. Okay.
Shine a light. Show me where the ladder is.
I'll climb. You are this close to getting kicked out of the room again.
So let's just keep the chit chat down to a minimum. Shit.
All right. This album is out now in the tour, the US tour, as I was saying before this guy came and botched the Pledge of Allegiance.
Sorry, man. And embarrassed the entire show that we've worked hard and lifted on our, I mean, you've lifted on your back entirely.
Yep. And he's done nothing but bring down A, product placement, B, viewership, and C, overall vibes.
All down. Yeah.
Margins are down this month, and they were even more when you were in this room, in this seat right here. Okay.
And so now we are working to rebuild everything you've destroyed.

Thank him.

We should be thanking him.

We should be thanking him.

Thank you.

Don't bow, dude.

See?

Take the mic an inch away.

He's doing it disrespectfully.

You bowed at him.

You do it in a way without sarcasm, Bobby.

Can I ask you why the bow is bad?

What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sit back. You're not.
Just because. That doesn't mean you the bow is bad? What are you doing? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sit back.

You're not.

Just because.

That doesn't mean you get to sit up.

What are you doing, dude?

I'm like in shock.

I'm smiling because I'm in shock.

How's the bow bad?

You know bow's bad.

I don't know.

It was not done.

It wasn't a sign of respect the way you did it.

It was.

You mocked me.

It was not a true bow.

You're mocking me as you did.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. How about this? I'm going to do this.
Because you're my oldest best friend. It doesn't feel like it.
I'm going to give you... I want you to redeem yourself.
I want you to redeem yourself. We want you to redeem yourself.
So come on. Something honest and nice and sweet into the mic right now.
Short and sweet. Don't ramble on.
No rambling.

Give it to him for real right now.

For real.

You are one of the most unique, eclectic human beings I've ever encountered in my life.

Thank you.

I'm in the middle of trying to do a plug.

Okay, so check it out.

So we're going across North America.

Yep.

Okay, the greatest show ever made.

Fact.

Five million dollars invested into this concert.

This ain't a fucking Bobby Lee show where he just walks up on stage and gets naked. You just added a million.
What? You just added a million dollars. You added another million dollars? Four million, five million.
I mean, dude, it's insane. I was literally last night filming.
I just put 20 grand in last night. The money just keeps going and I'm still working on the show.
It's a work in progress. I don't have the exact numbers, but I've been working on this show and why the numbers are so, so steep is because I've developed music videos that are part of the show.
And what makes this show unique is it's a mixture of a movie, a TV show, a concert and a play. It has WWE wrestling.
It has standup comedy and it also has motivational speaking and scooter stunts. So it's like 360 entertainment, but the music videos, if anyone knows my work, which Bobby obviously does not, and you, sir, clearly do not.
Yeah, he does not. I've invested millions of dollars.
I've done music videos that were a million dollars just in one video. Yeah.
Which you're not aware of, are you? If you look up the Hurt music video on Wikipedia, I believe it's number 37 as the 37th most expensive music video ever made. You can look it up on Wikipedia.
You directed that, by the way. I directed it.
I direct all my own music videos. I produce them and I write them.
That's right. That's right.
Stop. Give me a hug.
I love you, dude. I love you, dude.
I love you, dude. This show is fun.
It is fun. See? I knew you were going to have a good time.
I love this show. I was nervous.
was nervous I was like Is he gonna have a good time? He's having a good time I'm having a great time Bobby you okay? Do you have a question? I do What was it? What is it? No You can do sign language Can you do sign language? We probably need you to get something Alright you can have the mic A little bit of mic Give me of mic. Let's get one.
Give me a mic real quick. Of course, man.
I just have a real question. Wait, are you vaping? Yeah.
Put that away right now. All right, take the mic from him.
No, no, just let me ask the question and then you can take it. I know.
He's told us no vaping. No vaping? No drug use.
I'm sober. Yeah, but can I have a...
Yeah. I just don't understand.
And this is just a real question. Like, you know, you spent a million dollars on the video.
Yeah. But why does it look like it's shot on an iPhone? All right, take the mic.
Shit. Bro.
Like, where's the million? It costs $12. You've never seen the music video.
Army tanks in the street, bro. Public streets with army tanks.
We shut down. They're shooting off fucking actual live fires.
These were real army tanks.

What are you spending the money for?

You've never seen this shit.

All the nice hotels that you stay at when you shoot the fucking face?

You've never seen this shit.

This is exactly why you don't get a mic.

Bad vibes.

Is this how it always is with the other guests?

What are you doing, man?

We were doing so great.

What about the other guests?

Is this how it normally functions?

Lately, it's been like this, man. Has it been this bad? Lately, it's been a little off.
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Do you think you can start over and we can do it the right way? I really do think so. How is that possible? We've already given you a second chance once.
We restarted the episode already once. I really do think so, dude.
Did you? I've learned my lesson. What is he saying? He has a mic and I can't hear what he's's saying And you know what? I've looked at my behavior and I realized where I went wrong which is most of it Put the vape down I'm sorry, sorry and I really believe that I can I'm a changed man and I can please please bring me It just doesn't feel like it, dude It doesn't Please bring me back home Please Are you good to do the rest of the episode in that chair if we give you the microphone? I'm just trying to be a real guy, have a real conversation.
You don't look like a real guy. Are you out of your fucking mind? A real guy from what fucking dimension, dude? Huh? What are you talking about? From Tim Burton's nightmare? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude.
He doesn't need a mic. Dude, you look like a horror show, dude.
What are you doing? You think you're going to walk around at a mall in mid-America and not scare the shit out of the kids? What the fuck are you talking about? What is your fucking problem, dude? I'm so sorry, but it's just like, I mean, come on, dude. That's a compliment in my book.
He was out of pocket! I'm gonna walk. You guys stay.
Andrew? No, no, Andrew, don't! Don't let him get the fucking... God damn it, Andrew.
He was out of pocket, dude. God damn it.
He was out of pocket, dude. I'm just saying that you're, I mean, you're like, you're like, like, you think you look like a normal guy, you know, but anyway, I'm so sorry.
Bobby? Dude, I think this is what I wanted. You and I did, baby.
What do you think? All right. This is good, right? Hear me out.
Yeah, go ahead. I will give you the opportunity to be on my show.
Okay. As long as you be respectful to not me, but at least other people.
Don't bring other people down. Okay.
And also, let's just have a conversation. Let's have a man-to-man conversation.
Yeah. What happened that night? How are we feeling? What happened that night? What night? Your big start to the show.
Oh, no. It was just a girl that I liked and I hooked up.
We made out and stuff. goes that's it and then she was like i i have a crush on oliver tree too that's all and so i thought you know i didn't know that we were in the same category but i guess we are but isn't that good to be in a category with a guy like me yeah it is now i now in retrospect now i look at it well you know what we're those guys that are odd looking right but funny and that means that there's hope for all those odd looking balls like us.

Oddball characters that look like they maybe are from...

You look like a cartoon character.

I look like a cartoon character.

There's nothing wrong with that.

We embraced it.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I look like cartoony.

You're right.

Something's off and I can't put my finger on it.

Something's off.

But something's off.

I apologize. Do you want to come back? You want to come on our show? Just come back Come back Alright alright alright Just come back So what you're saying to me Is that you and I Look like cartoon characters Yes precisely And And what? And Ethan Don't talk about Ethan Okay Okay me and him Are not on talking terms Okay So we look like cartoon characters cartoon characters.
Yes. And we are unique.
And we should really lean into that. Yes.
Instead of like turning our backs away from it. Exactly.
I love it. That's what we have going for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
Yeah. What is wrong with you, my little friend? You just bummed me out a lot.
Like, what is it? Well, you're getting sick of this every show. It's got to be wrong.
Yeah, what is it? What is it that I did that bummed you out? Here I am. Yeah.
I'm an Oliver fan. And you come out here and I'm like, here's my best friend.
Oliver's on the show. I'm excited.
You know? And then you're hurling insults at him. Thank you.
You're disrespecting him. You're saying his tour is bullshit.
I didn't say that. Yeah, you didn't say that.
Trying to say I filmed my shit on a fucking cell phone. I know, because you put me in that.
You never even touched the camera in your fucking life, bro. You put me in that situation.
I had to defend myself, my friend. I'm sorry.
We didn't put you in any situation. Right.
You curled yourself up into that corner, dog. That was on you.
Okay, I'm sorry. You're right.
Me and Andrew were having a fucking dope. I want to say this to you, okay? And I want to say this.
I've known this little guy. Put the vape down, Bobby.
I've known this guy for a while. Put it off the table.
Can we have someone come in and just take this? You don't need to be smoking, dude. Take care of your vessel.
You only get one. I don't know what your friend's doing.
Can you come in here and just take that? McCone. Do you want to be on the show or not? McCone, McCone, I'm telling you right now.
If you touch my shit, you will never work here again. I'm telling you, that is a lie.
Do not listen to this guy. He no longer works for this company as of Monday.
Test me, dude. The second, October 2nd, he's terminated.
All right. After this show, this is his last show, so you're good.
So do what you have to. Grab it.
See what happens, dude. You're aggressive.
I mean, Andrew. I'm being real, dude.
Andrew, how do you- Back up, dude. Go back to the fucking room.
Thank you. It's tough.
How do you guys work with this guy? It's tough. No amount of money in the world could I deal with this.
It's tough. Andrew, how do you do it? It just made me sad.
I was like, hey- I come from a different culture. Someone I'm- You come from San Diego.
Oh, that's true. But it's different there.
But I was like someone I admire, I respect. I thought my best friend's here with me and someone I admire and respect is coming.
Big fan. And then you pooped off.
And I called you before. When I say I called you before.
You called me before and you go, it's going to go a bad way. It's not going to go good.
I know it's going to be weird. You cursed your own episode? And I said to him and I go, why? It's going to be fucking great.
I love that guy. What's going to be wrong? And he goes, I don't know, man't know man you don't know what's gonna happen in there so he already had something up right you cursed and put voodoo energy this is what happens every time you're around here's the issue chaos my whole round of stuff i've been doing yeah different conversations with different people i admire oliver self-fulfilling prophecy process through in an originally false expectation leads to its own confirmation you're putting out a bunch of self-fulfilling prophecy you know you are actualizing yourself you're manifesting these things by visualization yeah incredibly powerful tool and that's part of the reason why me and Andrew have had so much success is the power of visualization visualization and we he envisioned himself getting to a place where he could be having his own show.
And then he never envisioned that someone would bring him down like yourself.

All right.

But hear me out.

Okay, go ahead.

Let him speak.

Can I talk?

You weren't talking.

Dude, he's prepping to talk.

You weren't talking.

Part of a talk is prepping to talk.

I didn't know that. It's hard for me to talk.
How would talk. Can I do a pause and then can I talk? How about this? Can I do a little pause and then a talk? But don't say, can I talk and then do a pause? Are you going to let me speak or are you going to just, because I'm about to put you back into that pink chair and get my buddy Andrew over there.
You know what, dude? I'm done. Let me speak, Bobby Lee.
I'm done moving. This doesn't have to be this way.
It doesn't have to be this way because let me explain something very clear. If you watch the podcast that I do with my good friend, Steve-O, notice how I say good friend and I don't refer to you as that.
Ooh, come on. I have done very...
I'm just getting bad vibes from this one. I love it.

I don't care.

Let me speak.

I have only done serious interviews.

I'm not even in costume.

I'm literally just showing up as myself.

That's insane.

What do you mean?

He came chill.

I was so pumped.

He came so chill.

I was smiling and good vibes.

Happy.

Andrew and me were totally vibing straight off the table.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love you, man.

Okay, I love you, man.

And I just feel like this hit me out of nowhere.

Oh, come on.

It didn't have to be this way.

I've been really having the best time with all these different people.

Why don't you do this?

And I come to this...

What are you doing?

And I'm happy the great time with Andrew And then all of a sudden Alright let's listen Let's get past I think we should get back to Let's get past all this And let's do a real podcast talk about other things You want to start over one last time Yeah over one last time? Yeah, let's start over. Let me go back to my seat.
You go for there. You come back.

No. I'm being real, dude.
I'm gonna say.

I think we should start over because this is bullshit. Will you do the

honor of sitting in my spot for this

episode? I would be the honor, dude. Thank

you, dude. I will be honored.
No, no, no, no, no.

You're gonna stay there, Andrew.

Come to my spot. Okay.

And you go back over

there, okay?

You're amazing, Okay. And you go back over there, okay? All right.
You're amazing, man. I love you.
All right. All right.
Let's get this thing started. All right.
All right, let's start fresh, you guys. I want to change the energy.
Can we introduce you first? Because we're really starting from the beginning. I think what we need to do is none of this footage gets out.
I'm not signing off on any of that shit. Yeah.
We're starting clean. And three, two.
Welcome to another episode of Bad Friends. We're in two different seats tonight.
We want to change it up. We had to switch it up sometimes.
You know why? Right. Because we're switching up with a guest, a special guest.
Sometimes we have guests on the show. Yeah.
And they're not that special if I'm being honest. Yeah.
Okay. I'm being honest.
Sometimes we people on the show and we're like. Yeah.
Yeah. They're okay.
We've had good guests. Some.
Yeah. Like legitimate guests.
Okay. But today, like literally dudes that aren't legitimate TV shows that are killing it.
Okay, dude, they're whatever. It's opinion.
And then sometimes we have internet people. And sometimes, sometimes we have megastars, international megastars, big brained, big wallet, big wallet big internet international soul intelligent uh uh just willing willing artists to give their art to the masses and today is one of those special days because oliver tree is in the oliver tree's in the house thanks man for showing up dude thank you guys i love you man privilege a privilege and honor clap I'm dead serious.
Don't stop clapping up there in the window. A privilege and an honor.
And I have to say, I was in Florida, dude. And no, let's be real.
When we were on tour in Florida. I met a girl and then, you know, we were making out and stuff in the hotel room.
And then she basically looks at me. She goes, do you know Oliver Tree? And I go, do I? Who doesn't? Who doesn't? First of all.
Yeah, right? If there was a girl that was like, I don't know who that is. It's like saying, do you know who Joe Biden is? I feel like Oliver, I feel like some people might not know.
I'm bigger globally. I'm bigger globally than Biden.
There's got to be a couple that don't know who Joe Biden is. My bad, my bad.
Yeah, yeah. So anyway, she goes, do you know Oliver Tree? I go, yeah.
Then she didn't believe me. So I had to go on the internet and go, no, look at the photos of us together.
Right. And I go, isn't he the hottest guy you've ever seen? You said that? I said that to her.
Holy shit. And she's like, yeah, but I can never get with him.
I go, you know what? He's a cool dude. But she probably couldn't, to be honest.
She probably couldn't. No.
Yeah. And I go, but you know, since I've hugged him before, and you can hug me and sort of get some of his energy.
Yeah, like by proxy or something. By proxy.
Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah.
So it's like. That's cool.
And I go, yeah, I mean, he's the greatest. Yep.
You said that? Yeah. Wow.
Is that what you said to her when you were hanging? Yeah, yeah. Whoa.
And I go, what a handsome guy. No, you did not.
I did. Stop.
I go, it's like. Bro, you're being serious right now? I'm trying to figure out what animal it's like.
It's like. And you were just with her one-on-one.
It's like the face of a pillbox. And this is what you told her.
Excuse me? A what? What did he say? No. I said, it's a face of Brad Pitt.
Oh, Brad Pitt? Brad Pitt. A face of Brad Pitt? You didn't say that.
I did. You did? Yeah I go it's like Brad Pitt Bobby Whoa dude Bobby I fucking missed you buddy I missed you too friend Come here Okay Give him some love dude Love that A lot of love in the studio today man More love than normal A lot of love in the studio today, man.
More love than normal.

A lot of love.

More love.

This is the most love I've seen on the show in years.

Fucking love on this show.

That's a good hug.

That is a really good hug.

Bobby, you dumb son of a bitch. Bobby, you didn't really think we were going to let you have the show back.
Are you nuts, dude? You dumb. You're dumber than you look, Bobby.
You've been duped, bud. You've been duped the whole time.
You get that plumber's crack? Yeah, did they get that on camera? What are you talking about, man? Oh my god That was gold, man That was gold He really walked right into that one I can't believe you fell for that That was gold You're way smarter it down. I know, dude.
You set yourself up. I sure did.
It was like an alley-oop. You just gave it to me.
I just slammed down. Yeah, dude.
You're like a globetrotter. You globetrottered it.
That was fucking gold, man. Really good.
That's clickbait. Clickbait.
Can you turn this up? Can we clip that? Can you turn this up? I didn't think he was going to actually go for it. I can't hear me.
I didn't think you were going to bite it like that. I bit it.
You did. I made a mistake.
We put it in the water. Yeah, yeah.
And you know that was obviously You know, sometimes you drive by a Roberto's, right? And you go, you know what, dude? It's not going to fuck me up. You eat the taquitos, it fucks you up.
All night long. That's what happened.
And that's what this is. Yeah, yeah.
That was like Roberto's. Fucking you up all night long.
You fucked me up. And you know what, dude? Good one.
Touche, dude. Good play.
Thank you. That was a good play.
So what do you want to talk about? What do you guys want to talk about? I feel like I've just been, you know, I said a lot. No, no, no.
I mean, what's new? Well, I've got to tell you something. What? Bobby's actually planned a list of questions to ask you.
No shit. Yes, he did.
That doesn't sound like the Bobby I know. I know, but he prepped for this interview, and I told him, I said, if you if you're gonna really do the show if we're gonna really respect oliver the way that we should let's let's really prep all right so i have a real question do the questions when you were born your parents you had parents right yeah right and you know when you came out of your mother's womb like we all do right well i was c-section whatever no not the belly not whatever that's a big that's a big difference a big deal it changed a lot of yeah, you came out of the belly part then.
Mm-hmm. Go on.
Where are you going with this? I'm a little disrespectful about it, dude, because that's like a life-changing event. You're right, right.
It can change a lot of stuff. Right, right, right.
It's dangerous. The family dynamics change.
His mother could have died. Yes.
So don't step on that and throw it away. I'm not going to step on it.
Can I start over then? Please, dude. When you were born at the hospital.
He was. C-section.
C-section, which is your mom could have died. Yeah.
What a brave woman. God bless she did not.
What a brave woman. I bless she did not I'm sensing sarcasm It doesn't smell like it yet He knows me better I wasn't sarcastic at all Spit it out Spit it out Bobby And when the doctor pulled you out Did he put you in a crib or did he drop you first What?.
What? Dude, what are you? No, that's the real question. Oh, do you mean, are you trying to say like drop you in his mother's arm? Yeah.
Oh, okay, okay. Did he go, oops.
Oh, here he goes, mom. It's a bit.
He says that some doctors do a bit where they go, whoa, and they drop it. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
Yeah. I hadn't heard of that one.
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, they do it. I get that.
Did that happen or did they put you in like a little crib or whatever? I was actually in an incubator. So when I was – is that funny? Bob.
When I was born, half of my body didn't work. So I had me in water for the first six months.
Are you being real? Yeah, it was like a fish tank. I'm so sorry, dude.
It's like a fish tank. It was? Yeah.
I'm so sorry, dude. That's crazy.
I don't know if you think this is funny. I don't think it's funny,

dude. No, because it sucks, dude.
And it actually

has made me have a fear. It's installed a fear

of water for me. Oh, really? So I feel

like my body has an adverse reaction when I

get into the ocean, hot tubs,

different scenarios like that. So it's

put a pretty severe effect on my adult life.

So you're like a little tiny seed

in the incubator. Yes.
And you weren't there for six months? Yes. And they thought you were going to die? No, they didn't know what would happen.
It was a trial. They experimented.
They experimented. What do you mean? Different water techniques.
I see. My whole body was in a fish tank for the first six months of my life.
Like a sea monkey. All right, dude.
No, that's not. That wasn't even a joke.
Isn't this how it is every day when you come in? What the fuck you're talking about, dude? What the fuck's? Like in a tank. What do you mean like a sea monkey? I don't know.
I mean, look at what a sea monkey looks like. Look at this.
Is this what you're calling him? You know what a sea monkey looks like? Look. What? That's what you're calling him? You're saying, oh, you were born and this is what you are, dude? That's not what I said you are, dude.
You just said like a sea monkey, dude. That's a sea monkey.
I would have said shrimp. I don't know.
Dude, look at the sea monkeys on the packaging of meat sea monkeys. That's what it's more referring to.
Go to the package. So you think that's what he looks like? That's his mom and that's his dad and that's him? Yeah.
You think that's him? Bobby, I'm trying so hard to be respectful. You're right, dude.
You're right, dude. And I'm just close to having you back out of the room again.
Anyway, dude. Remember how crazy the vibes were when it was just you? It was so dope when it was us? I'm just saying this.
I loved it. We actually were having a conversation.
We were. And I feel like the whole interview would be very different.
I feel like the conversation would be very different if Bobby wasn't here. And I'd...
I want you to be a part of it. I want you to not miss it.
I saw his little head popping out through the crack in there. His little heart sunk.
I could... I know.
Yeah, yeah. Because I'm empathetic and my little heart...
I could feel your little heart. Check it out.
Okay, good. Ask him the other question that you prepared.
I know the one about travel. Just say it.
Oh, so the other question I want to prepare is that when you were in public school. I had public school my whole life.
Right. Now, the bus that picked you up, was it? What's going on? I'm not.
Guys, can I? Where is this going? Hold on. Can you hold on one second? Yeah, yeah.
I'm being serious right now. I think that's the energy stop fucking around dude because we're trying to if you're being a producer on the show produce the show stop fucking it up he's trying to ask a question which one of you is the producer dude honestly after today zero of them after today we're about to do a complete cleaning of the house thank you thank you so that's enough ask your fucking question please please.
I'm so sorry, Bob. Whatever happened to like just a healthy conversation, you know, dialogue? That's what I'm doing.
One person says something, the other, and it's an energy ritual we pass back for. Hey, guy, I'm trying to ask.
And for you, it's just one. No, I'm trying to ask you real questions that I've had.
How do you even have a show? I have no idea, dude, and that's the thing. Maybe I have to learn.
All right, so listen. Well, I'm trying to teach you and we're trying to teach you.
I'm just asking questions I'm curious about. So here's the deal.
That's what it is. I'm a curious person.
You want to take it back to youth. So let's talk about Oliver as a young man.
So you went to public school, right? So did I. And when you went to the bus stop, right? Was the bus a normal size bus or a smaller yellow bus? What did you say? Like a bigger bus or a bus? Bro,

I'm not following. Or a yellow bus.
I'm not following. A smaller

bus. I never took the bus, bro.

I used to ride on my rollerblades.

That's good.

What? That was really good.

What is good about

that? So you went to school

on your rollerblades? He would skate to school.

On rollerblades? Yeah. Okay.

What size is that? Well, sometimes my brother would pull me

on the back of his bike. Alright, so I just

Thank you. that so you went to school on your rollerblade would skate to school on rollerblades yeah okay what says that well sometimes my brother me on the back of his bike all right so I just hold on to the bikes I'll just learn something new about you great okay you learn one thing about me this is good let's get more about it what else do you want to know spit it out um let's hear what a real conversation with Bobby Lee sounds okay obviously in high school you didn't play sports.
That is incorrect. I played a lot of sports.
Why would you say sports? Why obviously. What sport? Dodgeball? I did play dodgeball, actually.
That's one of many. I've done pretty much every sport known to man.
Oh, really? Yes. Tennis.
Yes, I did tennis camp. I didn't play.
Okay. Like on a team.
Wrestling team? Wrestling? Obviously from your moves, maybe. Yeah, of course I did wrestling.
Yeah. So do you have any

questions for Oliver? No, I want you to

we're trying to invite you to learn how to be

an interviewer. I swear to fucking God.
Because I was humming

along. I know you weren't humming nothing.
So let me say something.

He's got questions. This guy

asked some real good questions. Give me

an example of a question and then I can learn from you

Andrew. What do you think? Okay, go ahead.
You want to

just take it up from here? Give him a little I'll give you a show. I'll show you how it goes.
Check it. Don't look at me.
Look at him. So ready? Write this down.
Can we get him like a paper? No I mean it's recorded so I can just watch it. You're not going to re-watch it.
You don't have the bandwidth to do that. He actually does not re-watch the show.
Okay go ahead. Get him a piece of paper please.
Paper and pen. Dude the guest wants you to do it.
This is for you. This isn't for me.
Okay. Get him a piece of paper, please.
Paper and pen.

The guest wants you to do it.

This is for you. This isn't for me.

This is for you.

And not only is it for you, but it's for you.

Thank you, dude.

I want your show to be amazing.

I want to get these numbers up.

These numbers could be way higher, Bobby Lee.

And Andrew is doing everything in his power

and you are bringing him down.

Okay, you ready, Bob? Alright, write this down. Here we go.
Oliver, you're obviously a ladies man. I mean, it's no, it's no mystery that, you know, you're, I'm a rock star, a sexy rock star.
All right. That is correct.
How is it that you find time amongst all of these, you know, men and women coming at you that want to be with you, that want to be near you,

that want to have a piece of what you have.

How do you find the time to get rid of all that stuff

and just find your piece to make such good music?

How do you do that?

I love that question.

That's actually an amazing question,

and the setup for that was amazing.

Thank you.

Bobby, you're writing this down?

Yep.

All right, so hold on.

Yes.

I want you to read it back now, genuinely, like as if you're being inquisitive.

Yeah, now you try this, Bobby.

Are you writing this down?

Yeah.

Are you playing games?

No, I'm not.

Please.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Who is that?

Bobby, who is that?

Who the fuck is that, Bobby?

Who the fuck is that?

I'm going to go ahead and get it. Are you fucking serious right now? Who is that? Bobby, who is that? Who the fuck is that, Bobby? Who the fuck is that? Tell me right now.
Is that me or is that Andrew? It's Andrew. That's supposed to be me? Yes.
Because that doesn't look like Andrew. That's you, Andrew.
Oh, okay. All right, thank you.
You never usually draw me. That's kind of cool.
That's cool, right? Thank you. Cool.
All right. Say the question again.
Did I answer the question? I was drawing. Are we going to give this buffoon all the fucking show? He's hogging up the show.
People are watching because they want to hear an insightful conversation. Yeah, yeah.
And you're bringing it down. I'm going to give one more question.
Please write this. Well, I didn't even get the chance to answer.
I know, but you know what? Because he stepped on it. Exactly.
So how about this? I'm going to give another question. Okay, and I'll repeat your question.
Please. Okay, okay.
This? Please. Dumb it down for him.
Simplify. Simplify.
Just something easy. Simplify.
Nice, simple. All right.
Are you going to write? Are you writing something? Get ready. As an international icon.
Thank you. An international icon.
And that does go without saying, but I do acknowledge it. I know that.
I know that. But there's a few dumb listeners that don't know.
Well, yeah, there is one. As an international icon.
I got that part down. I like it.
Tell me. And you can start every question with that.
Tell me. I will.
Tell me. Tell me what goes to your head right before you go to sleep.
Oh, okay. That's great.
A lot. And that's a really important.
Let me Let me ask the question though for all. Okay.
Okay. Let's hear you do it.
What does it sound like to hear you put that in? Like an inquisitive, honest question. I want sincerity.
I want sincerity. What's really going on? Okay, here we go, all right? I wrote it down.
Yeah. Let's hear it.
Just hey, hey. I'm good.
Come on. Hey, this was the easy layup Let's hear as an international icon mm-hmm tell me what your your head See being serious you go to sleep Are you mocking the question is he being serious right just wrote down weird.
Let me do it. All right.
You want to do it again?

As an international guy, tell me what goes through your head.

I got it.

Not while the guest is talking.

As an international icon, tell me what goes through your head before you go to sleep.

You really want to know?

Yeah.

Nice.

Good.

Good.

It worked.

Good.

Good.

I can't tell if you're being serious.

I'm doing good.

Okay.

What goes through my head as an international icon before I go to sleep? There's a lot of things. I think about the people that I am impacting.
I think about the people, not just in my neck of the woods, not just my neighborhood, not just in California, not just in America, but the global audience. The people of planet Earth.
I think about them and i think about what am i doing and am i serving them on the highest scale that i can am i giving them the affection the love the attention the nurturing to plant new seeds and the food for thought for them am i giving them what they deserve from the artistic vision from the conceptual ideas I am putting my heart and soul into this stuff. And personally, I'd like to know, every night, what can I do to service the global audience? And welcome to our show, our real guests of the day, Steve-O.
Welcome, Steve-O to the show. Thank you so much.
Steve-. Thank you so much Steve-O.
Thank God you're here. You've come to save this.
Thank God you're here Steve because let me tell you something bud. Let me tell you something bud.
This fucking guy dude has been a fucking nightmare today dude. That's not true at all.
Tell him Andrew tell him. Why are you saying that? Why would you even say that? Because this guy's my boy dude.
I've known him forever right? Yeah. How close are you guys? I love all of you guys.
That's all yeah how close are you guys okay same but who do you love the least that's interesting that's a hard-eating question the smallest amount of time bro me i got history with these bro don't say that i mean dude we just thank you steve don't say that and that's the truth and steve goes to truth let me tell you something let me say something right Why are we even going camping then? Have you gone camping with these fucking guys? No. No, no.
With that said, we just met and we hit it off like a fucking bag of fucking things. Bag of dicks.
But let me say something. But let me say.
I love you, Steve-o. I love you, Steve.
Hey, you know what? I know he would never go camping go camping With Bobby Lee I mean I can't picture Bobby Lee Coming camping with me He's very particular I'm very particular about things And Steve That's because Steve knows me I'm very particular about things And um Fair enough I would never get Andrew Camping with me No way dude Way I'm not allowed to camp Yeah I've been allowed What would happen If you tried to I didn't camp for 13 years right well how long since the incident they're 14 14 years 14 i'm not allowed to camp it's unfortunate why because of what happened oh that's right the bear yeah the incident yeah it was well all right anyway well dude you've missed quite an episode it was amazing man now like um can we just check in on podcasting in general okay Okay, go ahead. Is it dying? It's dying.
There's too many. Is it dead? There's too many.
You think it's dying? Now it is. Wait, wait.
Steve, you think it's dying? I mean, I don't know. I'll tell you why it's not dying.
I'll tell you what we're all feeling. What we're feeling is more people are doing it.
It saturates the market. Yeah.
But it's not dying. No.
Right, right, right. People are still listening still listening to the good ones are still going to keep moving yeah we're in a post saturation yeah landscape yeah we're in the middle of it we're in the middle of it we're in the height of it right now do you notice how he comes in and one question and he just blows bobby out of the water he's just one question in moving you've brought so much energy and such good insightful questions to this interview i mean this is not a competition it's not a competition hey tell me this what do you plan to do with him in the in the in the don't bring him back okay go to the forest don't bring him what's the what are you guys doing out there i i just wanted to make a van tour video you know they have like van life people will show off how they're living in their yeah you know like yeah and my my van doubles as my podcast studio right and i just wanted to like i've always wanted to make a video where we see it go from like me living in it what's that what that looks like to like setting it up as a studio and like just just you know nobody's ever seen like the whole thing you thing.
I want to show off the whole thing. It's got a second bed that lowers down from the ceiling.
Are you sleeping in that? Yeah. Oh, wow.
The second bed is considerably shorter. But I'm a small guy.
I was looking for a short guy. I'm only 6'1", so that makes sense.
That's fine. So you're just doing a docu series of you and him going camping in the van yeah i was because i fell in love with oliver yeah we met recently became bros can i have a hug wait no no don't hug him how did you meet him uh dude we booked him for my podcast yeah and then and that was a great episode very strong i love? It was by far the longest episode.
How long? My podcast has never gone two and a half hours. Can I ask you a real question and be real? Who did better numbers, me or him? I just went out.
Just look at me right now. Be honest.
Who did bigger numbers? Yours has been up for a way longer time. And since then, podcast kind of died.
I know, but who still has bigger numbers? He's doing great. No, but is mine bigger? Yours has.
Well, we just put it out a month ago. That's true.
In my clips, that clip I posted, I was like six million. I was just asking a question.
YouTube Shorts is like another 10 million. What are you offended about? We had some good clips in it and we we are waiting to post more, too.
That will get the whole podcast. Yeah, it will.
Very strong episode. He was happy.
He called me. He was like, this is going to be big.
It was very strong, but it's Bobby Lee. It's Bobby Lee.
That's right. Listen, man.
Let's call it a truce. I want truce.
You want to come back to your spot? Well, that's not my spot. That's my spot.
But I would like to go back to my spot. I want truths.
You want to come back to your spot?

Well, that's not my spot.

That's my spot.

But I would like to go back to my spot.

I want Andrew to go back to his spot.

Let's go back to our normal world.

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Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Can you kick off your wig and your glasses for five minutes, please?

I kind of like it.

No, it's...

I like it.

It's fucking me up.

And I like it a lot.

You probably keep it on, man.

Thanks.

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I don't know. a lot thanks i really like the way i feel bobby was this the worst episode no i think it was the most um probably the best episode but one of the long time in a very long time it was insane since steve-o came on last time steve-o came it's been the best really i'm kidding no steve-o hasn't been on steve-o came on how many months's been quite some time.
Six months maybe. I would love to be able to come back.
You will. Now that we're back to the way it was, why don't you sign off with our guest, say thank you, show him some love so we end this the right way after all the chaos and the tension that happened.
Let's end this the right way. Show our guest some love and respect.
Let's do it. I'll go first so you can think about it.
You can really hum on it for a second. You should just take notes, see how Andrew does it.
Oliver, I want to thank you so much for coming. I appreciate you so much as a guy, as an entertainer, as a new friend, quite frankly.
So thank you. Thank you.
Everybody, please go check out an international icon that is touring around around the world also just released now as of now dates here in the united states go listen to his new album support people uh that we support that's how we continue to grow this beautiful thing and uh this beautiful thing wants all your love bob yeah i um the first time i ever met you i thought you know what i'm gonna know this guy For a very long time Good We are whimsical creatures And we We connect on a level That is Not seen much That's true In our world That's true And you know It reminds me You know Sometimes I'm watching One of my favorite movies Yeah Men in Black Such a good film Great movie Yeah And there was that scene Where Tommy Lee Jones No Will Smith is You No, Will Smith is, you know, he's taken to test. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's taken to test, right? And he doesn't believe in aliens. Yes.
And then Tommy Lee takes him by that little, like, you know what I mean, work area. Right.
And the three little skinny aliens. You know what I mean? Yeah.
I mean, I always- All of a tree in my mind. You know what I mean? It reminds me of you, you know? And it's like- Thank you.
And I miss you when I see that movie. That means a lot.
Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
What do you mean, like, just how fun they are? More than that. What is it? What are you getting at, Bobby? Do you just mean, like, that they're, like, funny and cool and fun? Yes, exactly.
It's more than that? It's more than that. What is it? I don't know what it is.
I'm not following along. I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm trying to figure it out. What are you saying? What I'm saying is he looks like a skinny alien guy.

What the fuck does that mean, Bobby?

That's a lot better than being a fat alien guy.

Thank you.

See, Steve, that's why you're here, dude.

That's why you're here, dude.

He's a good dynamic.

He's really brought the energy.

Yeah, yeah, he's great, dude.

He's great.

No, honestly, Oliver, I'm going to say this. Honestly, you know, every time I fucking pop with you, it goes crazy.
It's the funnest I've ever had. I love it.
I don't know where it's going in my mind. You know what I mean? I can't even be serious.
I know, but you and I always, it always goes like this with you and I. Well, say thank you.
Violent. And thank you so much for being here.
It was my honor. I love you.
Let's text more and hang out.

Answer my texts.

I do all the time.

Thank you.

Thank you for being a bad friend.

Thank you.

I love both of you.

Give me hugs.

Let's do a three-person hug.

Yep.

People, you want to get in? Woo-hoo, yeah. Woo-hoo, yeah.

Woo-hoo, yeah.

Woo-hoo, yeah.