A Bone To Pick With Bobby's Mom

Speaker 1 You two are bad friends.

Speaker 2 Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 2 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 2 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 Let me try to break down your bones. I would love to break your bones.
Let me say this.

Speaker 2 Are you mad at Bobby or you're holding a little grudge because you wanted her to come to your house because you have a crush on this girl? Bobby did it out of spite. Do you have a crush on this girl?

Speaker 2 No, I just had to hit the numbers up at the party. I love Angie.
You're just a friend with her. Love.
Great gal. Yeah.
She's a good comic. Good comic, good friend.

Speaker 2 All this stuff aside, you have a crush on her and you're mad that she went to dinner with Bobby. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's got a crush. Okay, so.
This is what it is.

Speaker 2 It's my turn to bone. It is your turn to bone.
Bone, baby.

Speaker 2 How do you have

Speaker 2 a party

Speaker 2 and not invite

Speaker 2 your bosses? Wow. Very, very

Speaker 2 interesting. I did invite you.
You're done talking right now. Your bone is over.
You already picked your bone, buddy. Bones picked.
Bones picked, kiddo. Go ahead, Bob.

Speaker 2 I already said it.

Speaker 2 Do it again.

Speaker 2 I did the hand thing and everything. Oh, I like the hand thing.
Right, right. What I'm saying is, is that Angie goes,

Speaker 2 oh, yeah, I'm going to go to McCone's party. Do you want to go? And I go, keep the hands up.

Speaker 2 There's no way, there's no way that the kid that I brought into my family

Speaker 2 had a party. Yeah, a party at his house.
He didn't even fucking invite his bosses. Interesting move.
Interesting move. It's beyond interesting.
It's deception. It's shadow play.
It's evil. It's dark.

Speaker 2 It's voodoo.

Speaker 2 It's Cambodian. Back in the 60s, though, back.
It is Cambodian in the 60s.

Speaker 2 When Pol Pot was doing it, it's dark. Yes.
I agree.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. You don't get to speak.
Also. How was the party? Don't speak.
And also, can I say something?

Speaker 2 I would have gone.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, I would have gone. Wouldn't you have gone? I love to get invited to parties.
Him and I went to the party store. We had party hat.
We got the little cone party hat. And I got the

Speaker 2 call, bud. But this is interesting.
He doesn't invite us. How, by the way, how do you throw a party in a tent off Santa Monica Boulevard? How do you throw a party in a tent?

Speaker 2 You have to bring your own tent. You have to bring your own stuff? Yeah, you bring your own beer and stuff.

Speaker 2 B-Y-O-T. Bring your own tent.
And I'll say this. I just realized, Bobby, this is why we're best friends.
I was angry at McCone other stuff.

Speaker 2 Now I'm angry because he didn't invite his bosses to his house party. He didn't think about us, didn't consider us.
Carlos, did you get an invite? Oh, yeah. Are you being real? Yeah, I got an invite.

Speaker 2 Now I have to teach you a lesson. Yeah, you do.
I have to teach you a lesson. Yeah, you do.
I'm going to do what we're going to do. Log in.
We're going to have a bad friend's party. A huge racial.

Speaker 2 A huge party. And I promise you, bud, you're not invited.
And if I see you there, your bones are going to be broken. He's going to break your bone.

Speaker 2 Bone to pick, bone broken bro you didn't go to the party though I know you didn't and that's why because it was out of respect for us and out of loyalty and you're a comrade Pete did you go to the party

Speaker 2 I did not yes thank you invited Pete he was he was invited

Speaker 2 yep everybody but us interesting move interesting move the good news is bone's been picked yeah the bad news is McCone's gonna get docked pay for the next three months yeah that's fine you're not gonna be laughing bud you're not gonna be laughing you think that this is a all jokes You think this is a game?

Speaker 2 Fun and play? No, it's not.

Speaker 2 This is a real deal.

Speaker 2 Because when the fucking war begins,

Speaker 2 there will be an apocalypse. There will be blood.
And there will be an alien invasion or there will be a zombie thing or something. You're not going to come into the compound.
Nope.

Speaker 2 You're going to be out there. And you know what you're going to be?

Speaker 2 You know what you're going to be, dude? You're going to be one of those zombies that are going to cut your legs and arms off. Oh, I love that.

Speaker 2 And you're going to be strapped your neck to a little fucking room. And guess guess what's going to happen to you, dude? We're going to let the dogs get you.
Yep. But not sexually, dude.

Speaker 2 I mean, yes, sexually, I mean.

Speaker 2 I don't know what. I think sexually is right.
I think we're going to let your dogs get you. It is.

Speaker 2 What, what, Pete, what? That's the one, Carlos. People, Pete, what was that face about? I just imagined dogs penetrating

Speaker 2 bone and. But he's a zombie.
It doesn't matter. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true.
No, but here's the deal.

Speaker 2 Maybe cut that part out. No, no, no, no, leave that in.
I think it assists. No, I want dogs.
I realize sometimes I say things. Hey, guys, listen.
I'm a professional podcaster. You're trying.

Speaker 2 But sometimes I say things

Speaker 2 and they don't make sense. Here's the deal.
I want McCone to be sexually assaulted by dogs. Thank you.
It does make sense when you're in the middle of the street. Of course.

Speaker 2 And the whole time, while he's trapped in the room being assaulted by German shepherds, we're going to play Who Let the Dogs Out on loop. Who let the dogs out?

Speaker 2 And he has to do that part. He has to go, whoo, who, who, who? While they assault you.
Yeah. And that's your punishment.
That's your punishment. And you won't be laughing, pal.

Speaker 2 I hope the party was a bust. Did it get broken up by the cops? No, apparently there wasn't a lot of people there, I heard.
Yeah. Well, you know why? Six people are because your bosses weren't invited.

Speaker 2 Right, six? We had about 20 on the roof at one point. Oh, God.
Oh, 20 on the roof. Well, there is no

Speaker 2 otherwise they're in his bedroom. That is the studio 54.

Speaker 2 Well, it's a studio apartment. It's a studio apartment.
That's about 54 square feet. It was like Woodstock, huh? Woodstock 23.
20 people. What the fuck? This is going to be McCone, by the way.

Speaker 2 Show him a clip of this woman. There's a woman I found on TikTok.
On TikTok. You have to see this woman.
No arms, no legs.

Speaker 2 This is how badass this woman is. Her TikTok handle I saw is called No Limbs, which is dope that she's just going right into the fire.
You know what the craziest part is? She's trans.

Speaker 2 Look at that guy just kick her.

Speaker 2 That's her husband. Just kicks her to the ground.
That's her husband. That's her husband.
Kicks her to the ground.

Speaker 2 Wow. They do this stuff all the time.
He throws her in the pool. Oh, does he really? Yeah.
Here's the wildest shit, Bob.

Speaker 2 She's trans. She was born with no arms, no legs.
No, wait, wait. No arms, no legs.

Speaker 2 She is. There's no way.
Look at the top. It says trans.
Look at the very top. Look, trans right there.
Right there. Look at, she has the trans flag right in her profile.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 She talks about it the whole time. She's born no arms, no legs, and she cut off the one thing God did give her, though.
That's

Speaker 2 she's dope, though. I like it.
I've been watching her stuff. I showed this clip to my wife.
Yeah. And I said, look at how quickly she does makeup.
She has no arms and no legs.

Speaker 2 Get ready a little bit faster when we go out.

Speaker 2 Please. She's hot.
No arms, no legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reach out, see if she'll come on the show. I mean, if she.

Speaker 2 Look at, she's hilarious.

Speaker 2 She's got, her TikTok is so fucking funny, dude. I love watching it.
When she listens like Aerosmith, walk this way. Does she in her mind go, roll this way?

Speaker 2 Roll this way. What if we make her a playlist when she comes of all songs? Like, they're like, walking in L.A.,

Speaker 2 walking in L.A.

Speaker 2 Nobody walks in L.A. Carlos, is she your kind of, that's your kind of lady, though? You did say she's hot.
You think this is what you're kind of into? With makeup, she's not bad looking at all.

Speaker 2 I feel like she has a great personality in sense. What do you mean with makeup? Without makeup, you say no? No.
Look at you. You think you're fucking Brad Pitt? Came out wrong.
My bad, my bad.

Speaker 2 Jesus. I think she has a great personality, and I'd be lucky to be with this trans.

Speaker 2 God bless.

Speaker 2 And you're right, you would. I see you got some new ice on your neck, by the way.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Good luck. Are you going to move to Texas? No, I just rep it.
Okay. Yeah, I just rap it.
I know, but if that was your wife

Speaker 2 and you're on the Titanic.

Speaker 2 You know how quickly you could throw her in the boat?

Speaker 2 You'd throw her right in the boat. No one would even see it.
You know what I mean? Maybe I'll save you. I mean, it's just one of those things.
It's like, this is just a whole thing. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 I mean, no, but go ahead. I mean,

Speaker 2 look, they're kind of nice. You're going to have to put it down.
And then you would have to, like, you know what I mean? Put her on. I don't know what you do.

Speaker 2 Carrie. No, I would use her as a buoy.

Speaker 2 Is she like the door that Jack floats on at the end of the day? You just float on. Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 anyway. Is that her too? Yeah, she's the shit.
Oh, she, oh, oh, you're right. She's trans.
She said she was trans. Yeah, you're right.
I told you. This is great.
Let's go back to her.

Speaker 2 Oh, so she was born that way. She was born with no arms and no legs.
Her fucking. She could have gone to Nom.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she went to Nom.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, she did. I'm going to say.
No, she did. Desert Storm.
Yeah, she went to... Dude, she's like 20-something years old.
You mean she could have gone into like maybe Afghanistan.

Speaker 2 You know those like bomb specialists when they put the suit?

Speaker 2 Oh, like Hurt Locker. Hurt Locker.
Hurt Locker. Major kudos to this woman for fucking going into the fire of the internet and going, no limbs is her fucking profile and making jokes.

Speaker 2 And then letting her husband. They do a game with pillows.
There's a funny thing where they can't guess a word. They hit each other with a pillow.
She uses her mouth to whip the pillow.

Speaker 2 He fucking cracks her as hard as he can with a pillow. She goes flying into the fireplace.
Yeah, that's what I do. I would do that too.
You would, yeah. You don't hold back.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's just, you know, let's move on.

Speaker 2 What else is there to say?

Speaker 2 I'm impressed. I I think it's what else is there to say? I'm impressed.
I'm impressed too. She's the captain of her kickball team.

Speaker 2 Stop.

Speaker 2 Yeah. How amazing is this? No limbs and she can swim.
How embarrassed would you be if you couldn't swim?

Speaker 2 She has no limbs and she can still swim. That's amazing.
Whoa. Whoa.
That's awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Pete.

Speaker 2 Can I be honest with you, though? Go on. That's what this show is for.
When he's at a public poo-pool like that. When she's at a public plu-pool.

Speaker 2 I might be she, right? No disrespect. No disrespect.
There should be a sign.

Speaker 2 They should put a sign down going, I'm here. Just say limbless person here.
Just imagine. No, because imagine a kid.

Speaker 2 A kid doesn't know that she's there. What if she was a lifeguard?

Speaker 2 Oh, dude.

Speaker 2 What if there was a sign that said, yeah, she can swim? What if it said

Speaker 2 limbless lifeguard on duty,

Speaker 2 yeah,

Speaker 2 L L L O D. Yeah, limbless lifeguard on duty.
That's what you know what? Can I say something? If she saved you from drowning,

Speaker 2 oh, fuck, beautiful.

Speaker 2 She couldn't do chest compressions for CPR, but she could blow into your mouth.

Speaker 2 She'd head-butt your chest. Well, if I'm on the bottom, like I'm drowning, I'm on the bottom of the pool.
Yeah. She, you know what I mean? She does a, I guess, I guess an eel.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, no,

Speaker 2 eel stroke. No, what's the one? What's the one? What's this? The butterfly? Or not? Yeah.
No, it's breasts.

Speaker 2 She can't do butterfly. She can't do any of it.
Well, no, what's the one? She has to do an eel. Well, what's the butterfly without wings?

Speaker 2 What? Caterpillar. The caterpillar.
She does the caterpillar. Oh, she does the caterpillar.
Okay, good. Caterpillar.
She's underwater caterpillar. Underwater caterpillar.

Speaker 2 You know, those, they have underwater snakes. A sea snake.
A sneeze. A sneeze.
A sea snake. Yeah, yeah.
Right, so she would go down to the bottom and grab you by your hair? She can bite.

Speaker 2 She can bite. I know.
She has her teeth. No, no, but I'm saying she's biting.
She was biting stuff to get stuff done before, so she must use her teeth for almost everything.

Speaker 2 I love it. I love it too, but I don't.
You know, what's great about it is that she's able to make a living off of it.

Speaker 2 Look at how many followers she has. She's probably killing it.
I think it's 4 million. Holy moly.
How many is that? Money, that's money in her pocket. 4.2 million followers.

Speaker 2 I love that. Me too.
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 Can I ask you a question? Please.

Speaker 2 Who's the heaven? Is she just aura?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. I mean, does she have wings? No.

Speaker 2 Does she get them a back? Like, does God go, here you go, I forgot to add these.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? So in the afterlife. Yeah, thanks.

Speaker 2 Thanks. What if she hates it? And straps it back on.
What if she hates? You forgot?

Speaker 2 God, thanks.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Maybe she's thriving.

Speaker 2 She was skating in one of those clips.

Speaker 2 She skates. No, she doesn't.
Dude, show the guy. There's a professional skateboarder that has no legs that skates.
Show the guy no legs skateboarder. Have you seen this fucking guy?

Speaker 2 I've seen him, yeah. He's incredible.
Yeah, but can I, but before you even do that,

Speaker 2 he has arms. Yeah, but you can't do it without arms.
If you have a homie there with you that can start you up, you just push it with your foot? Yeah, it's your kick push, dog. Okay.

Speaker 2 You're just kick pushing. It's just amazing.
This is a, what's his name? Italo. He's great.
Italo Roman. I've seen him before.
He's great. He fucking rips this guy.
Look at this. Look at this.

Speaker 2 Dropping in on a half. Wow, that's incredible.
Look at that. Little big spin.
Incredible.

Speaker 2 Fucking rips. It rips, dude.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you have to be able to push. He's cute, too.
Look at his face. Yeah, he's the fucking mate.
Look at his forearms, by the way. Amazing.

Speaker 2 I think there was one clip of him. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. He's doing backflips in the ocean.
Amazing. Look at how jacked he is.
I have a question about him, too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Be honest.

Speaker 2 Does he, can he get on the rides at Magic Mountain? No way. You don't think he can? If you hold him up in line, if you have to walk, when you walk to the height sign, you can.

Speaker 2 Does he say he has to still go do this height thing or no? I feel like it's such an let me look at. How about this? Here's what you would do.
I don't know why I even would think of that.

Speaker 2 You would just put on, put on pants that are just hanging down, and you would hold him so it looks like

Speaker 2 his hand. Yeah, so you're like his homie, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I see.
That'd be the way to do it. Or you could just strap him onto your stomach and go,

Speaker 2 he's my baby? No.

Speaker 2 No. What do you say? No, we're.

Speaker 2 We're what? We're Siamese. Oh, we're conjoined twins.
Yeah, but he's the kind that goes out of the stomach. Sure.
They wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 And then, could you ride with him like that? I imagine they might have to let you. Yeah, yeah.
But the bar wouldn't be able to go. Because they don't do hide this way.
But how do they?

Speaker 2 Click, click, click, click, click, click, click. I mean, the click, click, click, would stop here.
You're probably going to fall out. Or I could just stick him up.

Speaker 2 I mean, you're right. You're right.

Speaker 2 I think you're right. I think you're right.
I think you're right. These are rides where you need legs at Disneyland.
See, now, this is this is. this is...

Speaker 2 They have that? Yeah, you have to have legs for these.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Dude, we got a protester. I don't like this.
They should go on any ride they want to. What rides do you not have to have legs for? Does that say Space Mountain? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, Space Mountain, you can do no legs. That's one of the fun ones.
Yeah, they put you in some device or something. They give you legs for the day.

Speaker 2 They put you in... What's so funny, dude? You get, you know, you get, you get Disney legs.
You get Mickey legs. He's right.

Speaker 2 They put you in a device? Yes. Yeah, they have to transfer you from a wheelchair to a device.

Speaker 2 On these rides, a guy has to carry you onto the vehicle. Right.
All right. But it's like the special handicap part.
Be honest with me. Yeah.
Okay. I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 2 If at some point in my life I lost my legs, would you carry me and do that? Carry me to places? Most of my weight is on my bottom half. I got a big, big tush.
You've seen it.

Speaker 2 You know, I'll be honest with you. What I would do before I even did that was I would make some phone calls.
Well, were there who to who?

Speaker 2 I just would some Japanese scientists or something, like just people I know that, okay, what's the state-of-the-art stuff you have? Who can fix me?

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, no, I mean, stuff that, like, you know, that's not even on the market. Oh, you want, you want, like, the fucking off-menu shit.
Yeah, I mean, I want to, I want to help.

Speaker 2 I love you, so I just, you know, I would never carry you.

Speaker 2 That's what it is.

Speaker 2 I don't think I would ever carry you. But, like, I would first call and go, what's the future shit? They got it right now.

Speaker 2 Oh, see, that stuff. Japanese robot suit.
Yeah, I'll get you that. Goddamn, Japanese are so good.
They're the best. They're the fucking greatest.
Look at them. What haven't they thought of?

Speaker 2 Look at that.

Speaker 2 So that's helping paralyzed people walk. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 That's amazing, dude. Damn, Japanese did it again.
They're the fucking best. They did it again.
They did it again, dude. He's carrying.
See, that could be you in my robot legs carrying me upstairs.

Speaker 2 This could be us, but you playing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm not going to do that, man. It's all good.
Would you do it for me? 100%. You know I would.
You would. That's what makes me mad.
No, what makes me mad is you? Why don't you pull?

Speaker 2 No, fuck you. Why don't you pull it? You will never fucking care.
Fuck around. Fuck you, dude.

Speaker 2 Pull the guys. Would I do it for Bobby Pete vote? Yes or no? No, be honest, though.
He is.

Speaker 2 He's never here. I would say for a day.
Okay. For a day.
Thank you. Pete's never here, but I will take the yes for a day.
Carlos? I think Andrew would. Thank you, Carlos.
McCone.

Speaker 2 For the rest of my life. Yeah? I actually think so.
I would call it.

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 let me make an argument, Carlos. Right?

Speaker 2 When is he ever here? Who are you talking about? You. I fucking live here.

Speaker 2 You're always somewhere. Paris.
Hawaii.

Speaker 2 Golf tournament somewhere. Then you would come with me.

Speaker 2 Somewhere. You would come with me.
No, you wouldn't invite me, dude. I would love to.
You wouldn't invite me now when you have your fancy fucking friend parties. And you know why? Why?

Speaker 2 Because of this kind of stuff. You're overreacting.
I can't have this happen in front of fucking Jason Momoa.

Speaker 2 When Momoa and I are whittling a canoe, I can't have this kind of behavior go down. But you know what I'm saying? He's never here, dude.
So what I'm going to end up doing is call, ring, ring.

Speaker 2 Oh, dude, I'm in fucking Mazatlan.

Speaker 2 Where's that? I love Mazatlan.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm in Mazatlan. I go, okay.
When are you back?

Speaker 2 Oh, you August.

Speaker 2 When he's in America, I think he would do it. Thank you.
If he's in town, maybe one time a month. That's more than you.
That's more than you. That's a lot.

Speaker 2 Thank you. I'm being completely and utterly honest with you.
I would dedicate it one day a week to you when I'm in town. And I would not, you wouldn't get a single date from me.
That's fine.

Speaker 2 That's the relationship that we have. But you know what I would do?

Speaker 2 I would call Japanese people.

Speaker 2 I would pay for the finest equipment. Okay.
Right. And I would hook it all up.
I'll call Lex Friedman. Let's figure this out.

Speaker 2 Right? You would never fucking call for me. No, because I would just do the labor myself.
We're just two different types of guys. Yeah, but it's the same thing.
No, no. I'm going to dig the gift.

Speaker 2 Mine is just as good as yours. Sure.
I'm not devaluing you. I'm just saying I would carry you.
I already said I would, and it proved that I would. And I would buy you the future shit.
Okay, fine.

Speaker 2 This is it.

Speaker 2 You show your love language is buying gifts and mine is doing physical support. Now we're getting somewhere.
Your love language is here. Yeah.
And mine is I'm going to do for you. Now we're going.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's gifts.
That's my love language to you.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 What is it, Pete? Acts of service. Acts of service.
Yes, that's my love language. Look at that.
That is awesome. That's all that is is $4,700.

Speaker 2 I thought that would be so much more money for some reason. I thought it'd be like 50 grand.
Look at that thing. You can't carry heavy shit with it.
It's awesome.

Speaker 2 Can we buy one of those for the show just for fun? Yeah, we should do it. Just in case something happens and one of of us loses limbs.
Or, you know what we could do? Put Brad Williams in that.

Speaker 2 I don't think you'd need this for that. Well, yeah, he's taller.
He would be taller. Put him in that.
I see what you're saying. I thought you meant that.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's another thing they should come up with. Stilts, mechanical stilts.
For little people?

Speaker 2 Don't they have that already? I don't think so. Well, he's got those extenders on his car for his pedals.
But it'd be weird if he had long legs and still his little arms. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 That would be weird. Oh, yeah.
These are just for. They're not mechanical, right? This is for.

Speaker 2 That's just a step in that man's house. That's a stepstool.
Jesus Christ. Carlos?

Speaker 2 No. They don't have it.
They don't. They don't have it.

Speaker 2 I went looking for a house today. I went house shopping.
Nice.

Speaker 2 Not going to get it. Why?

Speaker 2 We didn't like it because the woman showing it. Oh, yeah.
That's a big thing. Yeah.
I love the house. And then she, you know.
Well, was she flaky? This little Asian girl.

Speaker 2 And I just, I was like, no chance. Okay.
I can't buy from an Asian. No.
We just, no, the house didn't.

Speaker 2 No, it just wasn't right. We don't know.
We're going to, we don't know. We're going to bulldoze our house and just leave.
Oh, really? I think I'm going to light my house. I like your house.

Speaker 2 I think I'm going to set it on fire. I'm dead serious.
Collect the insurance and get out of town.

Speaker 2 When me and Coletta were looking for houses, we went to a house and we had this old black man as a realtor.

Speaker 2 Your business manager? No,

Speaker 2 no. And he was walking backwards.
So on this side, you know what I mean? We have a new fireplace, but there was a step, like two steps, but he was walking backwards.

Speaker 2 And he fell on his back and he didn't move. And me and Coletta were just like, okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 get in the car get in the car get in the car it was so weird he could still be there right now just skeleton tell me this if you if you knew for a fact somebody died in the house would you still buy it

Speaker 2 well you know you know i used to live on um 1055 not 1050 yeah sanborn yeah on sanborn on sanborn and that brick building that i lived in you know um charlie chaplin Yeah, I remember?

Speaker 2 He used to own an insane asylum there. No, it was a...
What? I thought it was a a halfway house. It was an insane asylum at one point.
Wait, really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I thought it was for drug activity. This is what I heard.
And then

Speaker 2 when I moved in, they were like, yes, see on that floor right there, some kid killed himself, jumped off that floor. And, you know, those are the two things.

Speaker 2 So late at night, you know, I could hear, you know what I mean? But Charlie Charles killing his little kids. Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 Imagine Charlie saw someone kill himself, but he's from the Silent Film Monitor. He couldn't say anything.
That's right. All right.

Speaker 2 Somebody jumps, and Charlie's like,

Speaker 2 right.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Imagine here. This is me trying to communicate to the cops that somebody killed himself.
That's so funny today. Ready? You're the cop.
You're the cops. You're the cops.

Speaker 2 Show up on the murder scene at Charlie Chaplin's house, and I'm him. All right.

Speaker 2 Do I ring?

Speaker 2 Hi. Oh, Mr.
Chaplin. I'm a huge.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so

Speaker 2 yeah, so there's a young man's body in the front. Can you tell me what?

Speaker 2 Can you tell me what happened? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Uh-huh. He walked up the stairs.
Yeah. Wait, wait, he's.

Speaker 2 He's praying? Oh, he's crying. Oh, he jumps off

Speaker 2 and his blood squirting again.

Speaker 2 Wow. Wow.
You know what, did you? You would have a great mind. I would have mined myself to the top.
See if I'm doing it. Yeah, go.

Speaker 2 Let me see. I think a great mind, you can see what they're doing by their hand movements.
Well, that's literally what they need to do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 What do you mean?

Speaker 2 That's the one thing you need as a mime is hands. Yeah, okay, so here we go.
Our trans friend from TikTok could not be a good mime. What am I doing? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 Taking a shit. Oh,

Speaker 2 climbing a rope. Climbing a rope.
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I got there. I got there.
I got there. He's very good, dude.

Speaker 2 All right, I'm a mime. I'm a mime.
Okay, yeah. I'm a mime.
This is great. All right, ready? What am I doing? Ready? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, I know.

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Speaker 2 Yeah, but could I just. Because I went like this.
I was flying the plane. Oh, I.
But I do get it. Yeah, but that's not flying a plane.

Speaker 2 How do they fly? This is how they fly. How about you were doing this? Well, he's steering through the air.
Yeah, because he's. No, because they're ramming.

Speaker 2 Around clouds?

Speaker 2 Is that what you're doing? I don't know what this was. I imagine if you're...
Oh, birds. Birds.
Oh, bird. Yeah, we're all.

Speaker 2 Oh, I see. I see.

Speaker 2 Look at this. Look at me.
If I'm a pilot or if I'm a terrorist and I'm crashing the plane, you don't just hold and go straight. I'm sure you want to just do one of these, like,

Speaker 2 you know what I mean? And you were kind of doing this. Well, he's gripping for life.
Yeah, they wipe the knuckles. Have some flare.
Can I ask you a real sensitive question? Don't put your hand on it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're doing it again. How about 9-11? Please.
You know,

Speaker 2 if you miss, you get another turnaround chance. No, the other guy has to do it.
Right, but I'm just saying that we'd be a bummer. Can you imagine if he's like, he spent a year in flight school?

Speaker 2 You fucked up. Oh,

Speaker 2 you know what I mean? I mean, you would be like, oh, can I?

Speaker 2 Can you imagine?

Speaker 2 They get over the PA system. They're like, we have to land the plane safely.

Speaker 2 We missed our target. This is our target.
They have to land safely because they missed the target. It would be so fucking.
That's such a good sketch. Wow.
That's such a funny idea. Dark, but sorry.

Speaker 2 And anyone a victim of 9-11, we'll never forget. Well, they're not the victim.
You mean the people in the building? Whatever.

Speaker 2 We'll never forget. We'll never forget.
And we won't. We'll never forget.
We won't. And we do apologize.
It was terrible. It was awful.
Oh, the mime miming was great. Thank you.

Speaker 2 You want to do another one or no?

Speaker 2 No. With you?

Speaker 2 No, with McComb. What the fuck are you dying about? I don't want to do it with Macomb.
Yeah. But let me ask you another question about mimes that I don't know.
I don't know anything about them.

Speaker 2 Is there a famous mime? Who's the world? What's the matter? What are you saying?

Speaker 2 I think it's a dead genre of performance. A dead art form.
Oh, Marcel Marceau, right? He's the one.

Speaker 2 Legendary.

Speaker 2 He survived the Nazi occupation and say he saved many children in World War II. Regarded by his peers-style pantomime, moving audiences without uttering a single word anymore.

Speaker 2 Do you know how he survived? What?

Speaker 2 He pretended he was a wall.

Speaker 2 And just soldier was just walking by him. You know what I mean? You know when they, no, you know what he did?

Speaker 2 He was the first guy to do, you know, the guy in the park who paints himself, the still statue

Speaker 2 during World War II. He was just a statue.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Is he dead? Yeah, he's got to be dead. Yeah, what do I mean? World War II.
What am I talking about? Holy shit. Marcel Marcel, huh? Go to his Wikipedia, Marcel Marceau.

Speaker 2 I want to know what his era was. I don't know anything about the guy.
He died in 2007. Not that long ago.
Ah, we could have met him. And he died in Cahoors, France.
But

Speaker 2 what a long life. Now, how did he have two wives? What do you mean? Two wives as a mime.
Pretty good. I'd be hard-pressed to find a mime with one wife.

Speaker 2 Yeah. How do you get him? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 Listen, can I be honest with you? I know you're doing a joke right now, but

Speaker 2 I've never seen you.

Speaker 2 Dude, I've never seen you do that just now. You know what you just did? Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 He did a comedy wink. A little comedy wink.
Uh-huh. That was so good.
Because I've seen him do that before on stage. It's so quick.
It's a quick. And it lets me know, let's just go with it.

Speaker 2 Let's go with it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Did you just notice that?

Speaker 2 i've seen him do them yeah yeah let me see if i can do a comedy way give me one oh no you don't keep acknowledging it after it's over what do you mean because you went like this

Speaker 2 no because i imagine i was on stage i know but you do it and keep going all right so i'm no but i'm on stage right yeah

Speaker 2 yes is that good that's good but it looked a little slirtatious it's good that's the problem if you did that and a girl saw that she might go

Speaker 2 no i'm looking at you what the fuck you talking about i'm a girl in the audience oh i didn't know yeah i'm a girl in the audience oh

Speaker 2 oh you're a girl in the the audience? I am. But I'm winking at you, so where are you in the scenario? I'm backstage waiting to go on.
So why would I wink to anybody? Because it's

Speaker 2 a comedy. Oh, so for a comedy wink.
No, you know what? I would give you a sexual wink if you're a girl in the audience. I am a girl in the audience.
Go ahead and let me see the difference.

Speaker 2 So anyway, yeah, my papa.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 No. No, that fucked it up.
I've never done a sexual wink before. Do a sexual wink to me.
I'm on stage. You're a hot chick in the audience, ready?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and so I'm back home in the Midwest.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I was kind of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just imitated you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Ooh, that's hot. Well, yeah, Winking is cool, man.
You are cool, man. What's that? Oh, my God.
Hold on. Before you show this,

Speaker 2 this is a clip that we saw

Speaker 2 that happened here in Long Beach. I just want to know what side you're on.
Just want to tell, just ask, just asking you what side you're on. Carlos, let's see it.

Speaker 2 Oh, wait, wait, wait, before you even play it, I got to get my head straight. Get your head straight.
This is a test. This is a real test.

Speaker 2 I'm going to put some dip in my mouth, and I'm going to really focus. You've got to focus on what's going on.

Speaker 2 Let me ask you something. Could I go either way?

Speaker 2 You might, yeah.

Speaker 2 And if I go the wrong way, is that bad? There is no wrong way, right, Carlos? Is there a wrong or right way? There is no right or wrong way. I love challenges like this.

Speaker 2 And let me put the dip in my mouth. And I have another challenge for you after this one's over.
I love it. I really like that.
I love challenges. And puzzles.
You love puzzles. I love puzzles.

Speaker 2 All right, let's see which. Here we go.
Who would you choose? Where would you choose?

Speaker 1 A Long Beach, California homeowner says he has no regrets after shooting and killing an unarmed woman who said she was pregnant.

Speaker 2 When the time comes to defend yourself, you best do something.

Speaker 1 The words of the 80-year-old homeowner who confronted two robbers.

Speaker 2 I walked in on them and they downed me. They jumped on me in the hallway.

Speaker 1 But Tom Greer says he managed to get his.22-caliber Smith ⁇ Wesson revolver. He says when that unarmed couple saw his gun, they took off and he followed.

Speaker 2 The lady didn't run fast as a man, so I shot her in the back twice.

Speaker 2 She's dead, and it's all her raw, but he got away. She says, Don't shoot me, I'm pregnant, I'm a baby.
And I shot her anyway.

Speaker 1 Greer says he has no regrets and has a warning for the alleged partner in crime still wanted tonight.

Speaker 2 I shot her, so that's going to leave a message on his mind. It's fucking insane.

Speaker 2 This guy.

Speaker 2 This guy is like.

Speaker 2 It's insane. It's awesome.
He's like, I don't even understand. Let me ask you something.

Speaker 2 So they went into his house? They broke in. They were robbing him.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I agree.

Speaker 2 I'm saying,

Speaker 2 but did you listen closely? He goes, she couldn't run as fast as the man, so I shot her in the back.

Speaker 2 This is also information that he could have kept to himself. He shouldn't have said that.
Why is he incriminating himself? It's like, no,

Speaker 2 she ran as fast, right? And she had this crazy look in her eyes. He literally goes, she said, don't shoot me.
I'm pregnant. I didn't care.
I shot her anyway. Twice.

Speaker 2 Twice.

Speaker 2 Look how old I am. Twice.
That's insane, dude. All right, who side are you on, man?

Speaker 2 You can't break into people's houses. Okay, you're on the old man's side.

Speaker 2 I don't know if killing them is the right move. Just shoot her in the legs.
There we go. Yeah, shoot her in the legs.
Shoot to injure, not shoot to kill. I mean, that's insane that.

Speaker 2 by the way, he's so brazen. He couldn't care less.
He couldn't. And at the end, the woman's like, Long Beach Police are still looking into it.
What else do you need to look into?

Speaker 2 He literally was like, they broke in. I shot and killed her.
There's the case. So

Speaker 2 you think he shouldn't go to prison? He's going to go to prison for sure. In the state of California, which we're in,

Speaker 2 you cannot shoot to kill on your own property. This isn't Texas.
You guys have shoot to kill laws, right, can't you? Florida, too.

Speaker 2 If someone's on your property in Texas, somebody breaks in his parents' house, they can shoot him and kill him. We can't do that in the state of California.
You should be able to.

Speaker 2 Yeah, this place is fucking insane. There's also defense, like self-defense clauses in Florida where.
No, no, we have self-defense here, right?

Speaker 2 But you can't just shoot and kill someone that's on your property.

Speaker 2 I think it's unless they're shooting and trying to kill you.

Speaker 2 I think that's it.

Speaker 2 If it's self-defense, if they're shooting it, but she didn't have guns. He had, he was, they were, they had, they were unarmed.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I wonder when it is with it. But I know in California, the laws are so fucking weird here.
Here they are.

Speaker 2 You can use proportional force when you reasonably believe that you're in imminent danger of physical harm and force force is necessary to stop it.

Speaker 2 You can use deadly force if you reasonably believe it's necessary to stop an imminent danger of death. So there, number two.

Speaker 2 If they're stabbing you and trying to kill you, you can kill them in self-defense. But if they don't have a gun, you can't just shoot the kill on your property here.

Speaker 2 Interesting. In Texas, these people don't even need a reason.
If you step on their property, they show you a gun and say, I can kill you, and they can. Wow.
Fucking bonkers. I love it.

Speaker 2 Well, remember as a kid, you'd ride a bike somewhere sometimes. You'd be on someone's property sometimes.

Speaker 2 That would happen all the fucking time.

Speaker 2 Well, your baseball goes under their backyard i used to sneak in the backyard please and then you break into their house and steal something that happens all the time

Speaker 2 yeah there was a guy named mr kettleman who owned a big piece of land out by my mom's house and he had a tire swing he had he had probably like three four acres of land and he had a big tire swing uh from one of these old huge oak trees and nobody he had no young kids that lived there and he wouldn't let anybody play on it so we'd wait till his truck was gone and then we'd go play on it right and he caught us one time and legitimately yelled yelled that he was going to fucking kill us.

Speaker 2 We were kids, we laughed it off. Now, as an adult, I thought he probably was going to go get a gun and shoot and kill us.
Wow.

Speaker 2 But he was a psycho-old guy and was like, don't fucking come on my fucking property. It's like, dude, it's a tire swing.
It's that is

Speaker 2 kids want to be in that. What the fuck do you think you have it for? Then I realized he went to Epstein's Island.
Oh,

Speaker 2 I see. That's where he would go when he would leave.
I see. I see.

Speaker 2 It was a trap. There was a pile of leaves underneath, and you would fall in.
It would have been a great business.

Speaker 2 Building playgrounds for Epicenter.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Imagine.
So much money. So much money.
He's so rich. What are you looking at? Flight logs.
Oh, my God. He's back on that scene.
Flight logs. He does this all the time.

Speaker 2 You know, when some people listen to audio books, they go to bed? Are there names of people that are manifest with people on it? Of course. Like, who's on it that we know?

Speaker 2 That we know personally? No, just in the public domain. I was going to say, famous people who are on the flight log.
So you can Google it. I'm pretty sure it's like Bill Clinton.

Speaker 2 There's a couple people we know that are on there. Jessel Nick, I think, was on there.

Speaker 2 I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 There you go. Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, Emily Taylor, Sarah Kellen.
I don't know these names. I know Bill Clinton.
I know Dershowitz. He's a lawyer.
Yeah, Naomi Campbell, Stephen Hawking.

Speaker 2 Stephen Hawking. Yeah, there we go.
Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking.
It's insane. You think he had fun?

Speaker 2 I want to go to the island.

Speaker 2 Why won't you let me go? Let me go.

Speaker 2 Do you think you had fun, though? Go, I had a blast.

Speaker 2 One of the best times of my life.

Speaker 2 I mean, what'd you do there, Stephen? Ate a lot of good food, hung out with good friends.

Speaker 2 Oh, there he is.

Speaker 2 Amazing. There he is on the island.
What's so funny? That's insane. Somebody stop me.
Somebody stop me.

Speaker 2 Let's get into that position he's in. Let's get into it.
So

Speaker 2 Who me, just chilling. Me chilling, too.
Just hanging out for the day. What a beautiful island.

Speaker 2 A butterfly has just landed on my nose.

Speaker 2 I mean, what happens in their lives? It's incredible. Like, that's an event.
If a butterfly lands on their nose, that's an event for them. What does he do during the day when he's on the island?

Speaker 2 Oh, you guys are going jet skiing. I'll just be here chilling.
L-O-L-L-O-L.

Speaker 2 He went on a tour on a submarine, actually. Of the island?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's Little St. James.
That's the island. Tour, yeah.
Wow.

Speaker 2 My God, how creepy is that, dude? He was married twice. Stephen Hawking was married multiple times, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 In that movie, he like he like left his wife for some girl he met while he was in fucking grad school. Isn't that what it was? How many times was he married? Look that up.
Click that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there you go. Married twice.
Wow. Married to two chicks.
Wow. Stephen Hawk was married to Jane Wilde for 30 years and Elaine Mason for 12.
Their longest marriage was 30 years to Jane Wilde.

Speaker 2 And then he left her. And did he have a lot of money?

Speaker 2 I guess, right? I don't know. How did he make all his fucking money?

Speaker 2 20 million at the time of his death. Well, he's an author, and I think he got like grants to study the agenda.

Speaker 2 Also, I think he made a lot of his money, like public speaking and engagements, private engagements. Yeah.
But if he was able-bodied, he could have made billions. 100%.

Speaker 2 I'm not saying that in a derogatory way. But that's why God did that to him.
I mean, imagine. He's like, this guy's going to get too rich.
Yeah, yeah. He knows too much.
He knows too much.

Speaker 2 It's incredible. What a life he had.
Incredible. Incredible.
And he was able-bodied for 20, what, 20 years, right? And I can't remember when it happened, how old he was. He was in his 20s, I think.

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Speaker 2 Fuck, I can't even say that. Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Wow. ALS, we commonly refer to in the U.S.
as Lou Gehrig's disease. Wow.

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Speaker 2 people have said that we've talked about someone like this and they passed it with like okay let's you know who it was you know who was

Speaker 2 fucking you just did that to pee wee herman pee wee herman alex trabeck we talked about on this show one time and then like a week later he fucking died sons of bitches oh Well, it wasn't us, Pete, you fucking asshole.

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All right. McCone, McCone, McCone.
Not McCone, not McCone. Okay, no.
Not McCone.

Speaker 2 That'd be too, it would be a disaster. Somebody who's older, who's old.
How about this? In the next year,

Speaker 2 Mitch McConnell. Mitch McConnell? Yeah.
He's so close.

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Speaker 2 By the way, he's only 81. That's not that old, but he looks wrecked.

Speaker 2 When you see him fall asleep, when he robotically passes out in the middle of a speech, it's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen. I know.

Speaker 2 You think he's going to go? I think Feinstein's going to go. Yeah, but that's obviously

Speaker 2 any second now. Mitch McConnell, so you think he's out?

Speaker 2 I think in the next year, maybe. This has changed my perspective about age because I watched that Life in the Blue Zones documentary on Netflix.
Oh, can I? I want to watch it. What is it?

Speaker 2 It's the highest concentrations around the world of the people that are center that are older than 100. Dude, Dude, there are these people in fucking Okinawan, Japan.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I've heard, I know about that. They look like they're 70 and they're 100 years old.
And let me guess why. Because they're Japanese.
No, that's not why. Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 No, because in Tokyo, it's at the same rate. I'll tell you why.
I know what it is. What is it? Tell me.
Well, first of all, that's what the whole documentary is about. I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 2 What is it?

Speaker 2 Diet. Yes, that's part of it.
Okay. There's tons of things.
Community. Yes, correct.
Right? So, community.

Speaker 2 Diet, community, and they're Japanese. That's That's right.
Those are three things. So I'll tell you what the common thread is of all these.

Speaker 2 Faith. They all believe in something.
By the way, it's a blue zone in Japan. There's one in Italy.
There's one he does around the world. There's one here in Loma Linda, California.

Speaker 2 It has the highest concentration of

Speaker 2 centaurions?

Speaker 2 Centaurians. What is it?

Speaker 2 People over 100. Centauri? Oh, here's another one.
Look up Loma Linda Centauri. Another thing about them is in Okinawa is that like old men and women, they do traditional fishing.

Speaker 2 So they'll go out in the ocean and spearfish and do activities like that. Yes.
They're constantly active. Well, here's the other thing though about all these places.

Speaker 2 Diet, spirituality, they all believe in something. They're all different faiths.
So they believe in something. Right.
Right. Community,

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She's like, How old is it?

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Not us. We go to fucking

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They don't have this in fucking Okinawa. They make that.

Speaker 2 They all work

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Speaker 2 Well, they don't.

Speaker 2 Right?

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We have to change the way we live our lives. Nope.
Yes. I don't want to get to 100.
That's nuts. But it's not just that.
It's quality of life.

Speaker 2 They're peaceful

Speaker 2 and serene. You're right.
Like last night at 2 in the morning, I went into a conniption fit because there's a bug on Starfield.

Speaker 2 Right. And it's like, I'm already like 60%.

Speaker 2 I've been playing all day, every day. And there's a bug and it's said online that I have to start over.
No.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I was like,

Speaker 2 two in the morning.

Speaker 2 I didn't even know what to do.

Speaker 2 And that's, they don't do that in Okinawa. No, they don't.

Speaker 2 They don't do that. They do not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have to change.
You do. We do.
Yeah, I do. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 I'm 52 years old.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? I'm fucking freaking out like that. But think about it like this.
If you change, then you can get to 100. You're only halfway through.
That's incredible. 50 more years?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I always, I was, when people die, I always go, okay, how old were they? They were 80. And then I always look back, where was I 30 years ago? Because I'm 52.

Speaker 2 20. And then I go, from 20 to now, how long was that? And that was a long time.
Long time. So I kind of, that makes me relieved.
You've got a long time left, buddy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but when you're somebody like Argus Hamilton, you know, the comic. He's older.
Yeah. You the 70, right? Early 70s.
70-something. I don't know, right? Maybe.
That window is shorter.

Speaker 2 I mean, how does that? I don't even know how you live. But he's lived a great fucking life.
He's lived a long, glorious life. Right.
On the Tonight Show more than anybody else.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, 72 years old. I mean, he, and he, and by the way, still killing it at the store, having a great time, writing new shit every fucking day.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Loving life is always polite and sweet and nice and funny.

Speaker 2 I love him. So by the way, he might say, dude, I've lived a full life.
I'll go when I go. I'll go whenever the fuck I go.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 One of the guys on the documentary was so funny. He's like, how do you feel about living to be 100? And he's like, I don't know.
God forgot to kill me. That's funny.
I love when they're funny.

Speaker 2 God forgot to kill me. Yeah, yeah.
We need more vegetables, more fruits, less dairy, less sugar.

Speaker 2 It's like no meat on all these diets. No meat either.
Well, I see, that's not true because some of the places did have meat, but it was limited meat. Yeah, I see.
Limited meat. But this helped me.

Speaker 2 I watched this because I'm reading this book from my back, and I feel so different the past couple of days. Oh,

Speaker 2 you're using a different method, huh?

Speaker 2 You're still holistic. I got to tell you.
Well, yeah. You see the

Speaker 2 cupping marks on my back. Incredible.
I went to acupuncture. I'm doing holistic.
And I read this book that I suggest called The Way Out. The Way Out.
The Way Out. It's fucking that one right there.

Speaker 2 The Way Out.

Speaker 2 Man, it's so fucking good. And so you've been applying the rules and the Way Out, things like that.
Yeah, so I was listening to it in the car.

Speaker 2 I listened to the audio book, and

Speaker 2 holy fucking shit it like changed my life it's fucking insane i'm like annoyed because he talks about being a skeptic he goes you're probably a skeptic he's like saying this to me in the car and i'm like yep as i'm driving he's like you probably think i can't fix your pain i go you fucking nailed it bud yeah because i'm writhing in pain most days as i'm driving i'm in so much pain yeah And then he teaches you these steps.

Speaker 2 It takes a long time to get into. You have to listen to all the storytelling and he gives you a lot of background and explanation.
Give me two steps.

Speaker 2 When you have pain in your body, because it's physical pain, is what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 So, one of the things that he teaches, there is this thing, it's called neuroplastic pain, which means it's pains that when your body is healed, right? Your body's already healed,

Speaker 2 your brain has still been, your brain is confused, thinking these signals are still there, and there's pain, but you're healed. So, the arm's not broken, but you're still feeling stuff, maybe.
Right.

Speaker 2 Neuroplastic pain. He said a high percentage of these cases they found people that are in heavy pain throughout their life, chronic pain, it's neuroplastic.
It's kind of fabricated. Wow.

Speaker 2 And some of this, this is, I'm doing an abridged version, but one of the steps is they teach you how to sit and almost meditate, thinking about literally the pain.

Speaker 2 You're in pain, thinking about the pain. And he takes you different steps about how you are thinking about the pain, where it's moving in your body.
Is it shaping? Is it shifting through your body?

Speaker 2 Does it feel like fire? Is it pins? So he's talking to you about what the pain is doing and how it's doing it and how your brain is relearning itself to go, this is okay. I don't have fear of this.

Speaker 2 Fear causes more pain. If I have no fear of the pain, it's not there.
Yeah. And you're literally reprogramming your fucking brain to remove fear.
of the pain that it's coming. It's going to get worse.

Speaker 2 It'll never get fixed. It might come again tomorrow morning.
It happens every time at 7 p.m. Fear, fear, fear, fear.
And you're fucking sucking the fear out of your brain.

Speaker 2 And honestly, dude, dude, it's changed my fucking life. I couldn't recommend that book more.
It's wild. You could apply it to everything in your life.

Speaker 2 Can you stop? Can you stop, think about the thing that's making you mad, sad, or hurt? And can you really dig in? Why am I in pain? Why am I sad? Why is this hurting me physically or mentally?

Speaker 2 And you reprogram your mind to slowly pull away the fear and pull away the...

Speaker 2 Or

Speaker 2 you can take Vicodin. You can take Vicodin.

Speaker 2 Either one. You could.
Yeah, you could do that. I'm Vicoden.
I saw you judging me, thinking, I saw you looking at me. But it's interesting.
It's psychological. Like, if you've seen old Samurai movies,

Speaker 2 right?

Speaker 2 Right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 They're in a battle. Yeah.
One man versus one man.

Speaker 2 Right? Sing. They pull out the fucking thing, right?

Speaker 2 And then an arm will slice off and they'll smile.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 It's psychological. Through the stomach,

Speaker 2 you'll pull it out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yes. Right? Yes.
And they keep going. Head falls off.
Puts it back on. Puts it back on.

Speaker 2 They say that, right?

Speaker 2 Stitch it.

Speaker 2 And then once he kills the guy, he just falls and dies.

Speaker 2 It's amazing. All samurai movies are like that.
It's in the mind. It's in the mind, dude.
This thing helped me out tremendously. It's actually for life as well.
That's what the book is about.

Speaker 2 how do you how do you sit in it yeah feel it you gotta feel it gotta feel it sounds psychedelic it's dope as shit i can tell you that i'm fucking in love with it so are you is the pain subsiding yeah i mean you seem like because i've never i haven't seen you like this in months when i pulled up you opened the door and you had a smile on your body yeah i had never seen it big smile face yeah the pain the pain comes and goes but i'm learning to fuck it off Fuck, fuck it off.

Speaker 2 Get the fuck out of here. Wow.
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 I don't really need to read the book then because I'm not in pain. You're not.
Okay. But I'll tell you, I want to tell this one story real fast that they talk about in the book.

Speaker 2 This is one of the greatest tricks of all time. They tried to find out how prevalent

Speaker 2 neuroplastic pain is, and they took these case studies, and they did this a bunch of different ways, a bunch of different times. This one's the most interesting to me by far.
This is incredible.

Speaker 2 Scientifically, there is no such thing as chronic whiplash, right? Like people that get into car accidents, they'll say, I got whiplash.

Speaker 2 It's a diagnosis for either a bruising or an aggravation of the muscles or the tendons, right? This happens a lot.

Speaker 2 People get in like little fender brothers and they say, oh, well, what you're experiencing is whiplash when they go to the doctor, right? They get pills and most people are fine in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 Some people say they experience remnants of the whiplash days, months, years down the road. It comes back, right?

Speaker 2 They did this study to find out because it's been proven that whiplash, chronic whiplash, doesn't exist. Once the neck is healed, that thing that you're thinking is, the pain,

Speaker 2 that's not true.

Speaker 2 There is nothing there harboring it.

Speaker 2 So they put all these people in a car in a fucking test facility and they jolted the car a little bit, just a little bit, like an inch, not even anything, crashed a bunch of glass and stuff and had lights and sound, loud, heavy sound, to emulate a car crash.

Speaker 2 All of these people thought they had whiplash. All of them.
Wow. There was no accident.
They barely moved like this, like this, an inch in their seats.

Speaker 2 So all of them reported feeling the thing, saying, I got whiplash. Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 2 And 68% of these fucking people said they had physical effects from the whiplash days, weeks later. Yeah.
When they told them,

Speaker 2 never happen.

Speaker 2 These people were befuddled. They were like, I was in the accident.
Like, no, you weren't. We'll show you the footage.
It never happened.

Speaker 2 All of them, all of them said, oh yeah, I guess, no, I don't, I guess I don't. Is it the same? Nothing.

Speaker 2 Is it the same as like experiencing trauma as a child? Huh? You know, how you experience trauma as a child, and then years later, you're in a scenario that seems similar.

Speaker 2 You meet somebody that reminds you of your dad or whatever, and all those things come back up. Is it the same theory there or no?

Speaker 2 Because you're psychologically telling yourself that that's the reality. There was a guy, there's one more quick story.
There was a guy who was a worker at a construction site.

Speaker 2 He stepped on a fucking nail. The nail went right through his boot.
Everybody saw it. He was writhing in pain.
Pulled the fucking, pulled, pulled his boot up, and the nail was in the boot.

Speaker 2 And they, and they, he, he was grabbing his leg. They took him to the hospital.

Speaker 2 They took off his boot, and they found out, or they cut the boot, the nail went right through his toes, right through, didn't puncture anything. No blood, no nothing.
He himself was like, Wow.

Speaker 2 I was sure that I was stabbed. I felt it.
I felt it go through my foot. He felt it go through his toes.

Speaker 2 He assumed this is it. So psychologically, this is an example in the book they say of like, the brain is so fucking powerful.
It made this man think he was stabbed in the fucking foot.

Speaker 2 He felt the pain in his leg like he was stabbed. Yeah, I've seen a test where like they put like you hide your arm or whatever and they put a fake arm.
Yes, and they smack it with a hammer.

Speaker 2 You smash it and you go, ah, right, right. Yeah.
And you think you feel it. Yeah, yeah, you think you feel it.
It's so weird. What the book is saying is that pain exists.

Speaker 2 It's just a lot of pain is neuroplastic that we've exacerbated because we've tricked our brain into thinking this is how we should be suffering from the pain and feeling from the pain.

Speaker 2 So then your body reacts accordingly. You overcompensate, right?

Speaker 2 And it's wild.

Speaker 2 What the mind can do is amazing is incredible. Like, even when I talk to young comics, I was telling Angie this.
We were having dinner and she goes, like, how do you do it?

Speaker 2 Angie, that didn't go to your party? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She's a young comic, and I go, you know, I'll be honest with you, like, I'm literally the laziest laziest dude you'll ever meet. I can vouch for that.
That's not a bad thing. Not at all.
Right?

Speaker 2 I've never done anything. Right.
So the two things I've done is I've always shown up. Yeah.
So I've gone on stage. You see me at the class.
You show up.

Speaker 2 I show up to auditions and stuff like that, right? Unless you have to cancel. Right.
And number two, there is a belief.

Speaker 2 I've always believed that I was...

Speaker 2 funny and talented and was going to make it. Yeah.
Did you, you believed it too? In you, yeah. No, you believed it in yourself? Be honest.
Not all the time, no.

Speaker 2 Jesus, you can't have that 24 hours a day, but I'm just saying for the majority of the part, really deep inside, I just knew that I

Speaker 2 this is the right direction. This is, you know, and it was going to all work out, and I visualized the way I think I wanted my life to be, and it just kind of slowly fell into place.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? A lot of it's mental, it's psychological. Manifestation.
It is. I don't know.
That word, people throw that around. I don't know if I want to use that word, but it is.

Speaker 2 What word did he throw? Manifestation. Oh, I thought he said the N-word.
I thought that's what you're throwing it around.

Speaker 2 That's why you said they throw that around a lot. Yeah, oh my god, what's going on here? Well, I want to show you something.
Yeah, uh, McCone sent me this.

Speaker 2 Now, by the way, you want to get you want McCone to be on your shit list more. McCone sent this to me, and he goes, Bobby's got to see this.
Okay, wow, you did that? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 This is a dude, this is a real thing. Show him.

Speaker 2 Lidlifts for babies. This is a real thing that they do.
Lidlifting. And it works.
Look at at you. What do you mean? Well, it works on you.

Speaker 2 Oh, you think without that, I would be just be skin over my eyes without you? Well, didn't you talk about it? Didn't you get lidlifted? No, dude.

Speaker 2 I think Dax, they're doing that so that their kids get rounder eyes, no? I have no idea. Why do they do lidlifting in Japan? Yeah, why do they do that? Just

Speaker 2 lidlifting with tape.

Speaker 2 In Japan, though. But, you know, it is in Japan.
That was

Speaker 2 lidlifting. Famous to eye glue, they do eye glue.
I mean,

Speaker 2 it's definitely just to look more Western.

Speaker 2 I don't know what they were doing. I have no idea.
I figure that's why we brought it in to see if maybe you had an answer, Bob. Well, Sankapul

Speaker 2 is an operation that my mom got and all my uncles and aunts. Sankapool? In Korean, it's Sankopul.
And Sankapul is an eye operation.

Speaker 2 My mom got the eye operation so she can look more Western. Are you serious? I swear to God.

Speaker 2 Type in Sankapul, Korean. I don't know.
I mean, I think I'm pronouncing it different, but it's Sankapul or

Speaker 2 Right there. Yeah, Sankapu.

Speaker 2 See?

Speaker 2 So Sangu. Sanpaku.
Yeah, Sanpo. Sankapu.
Sankapu. Sanpaku.
Sanpaku, yeah. Significant white part is visible.
So Sankapu eyes means... So that's a physical surgery that people do in Korea.

Speaker 2 All my uncles, you know, also they used to do in the 70s, not only would they get sankapu,

Speaker 2 they would get their hair bermed. The men.
Is that a two-for-one? Can you get that done at the same time? Yeah, so they all look like... What's that, Bob, the painter? Yeah, Bob Ross.

Speaker 2 Uncle looked like Bob Ross.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was crazy.
Because I like one year, I'd be a kid, and I would look at my Uncle Han, right? And I go, hi, Uncle Han. Literally, a year later, he came back.

Speaker 2 He didn't live in our city. Yeah.
I saw him again. I did not recognize him.
Sun.

Speaker 2 But he did have a canvas and some paint.

Speaker 2 And he kept going, happy trees. Yeah, yeah.
But my mom goes, when you're older, I get sankapu for you. I don't want it.
So

Speaker 2 how old was your mom when she got sanpaku? In her 20s. Late 20s.
But you don't.

Speaker 2 Why would you do it?

Speaker 2 It makes a complete difference. But your eyes are big.
No, they're not. Your eyes are as big as my eyes.

Speaker 2 What's wrong? Oh, no, I was seeing if he had Sankapu eyes. He does not.
I was just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 No, it would. Wait, do I have...
Oh, no.

Speaker 2 Sanpaku is just three sides of the eyes are what? So it's just... That's a word for bigger eyes.
Yes, the bigger eyes, yeah. But Asians don't have that a lot, so they get the surgery.
How do you know?

Speaker 2 Uh, racial profiling. Oh,

Speaker 2 yeah, yeah, wait, you're look at me, your eyes are the same size as mine, my eyes are as open as your eyes. I don't think so, dude.

Speaker 2 I don't have big eyes, I don't have big eyes, then you need sanguine. Well, let's get it together then, yeah, we'll get it, get it together, but I refuse to do it.
Like, I refuse to do,

Speaker 2 I was like, Mom, I don't want to look like white people, no, and she's like, You become more accepted. I'm like, You can't get more accepted than you are.

Speaker 2 I'm like, But yeah, because things things change but I guess in the 70s

Speaker 2 right it was they maybe maybe it was like a there's a some sort of pressure that they had but here's the thing with doing a lot of stuff to your face and your eyes

Speaker 2 I saw a girl today that had a lot of stuff done and she was like maybe 25 years old and you're like you're not even face isn't even done yet you know like I don't think your face is done until you're like 30.

Speaker 2 Once you hit 30, your face kind of is what it is for the rest of your fucking life. And why is that when they get the old ladies in the face?

Speaker 2 Like if you go to Beverly Hills, you see like a bunch of 50-year-old, 60 year old ladies with all the bow tie, they all look like Benedict Cumberpatch.

Speaker 2 Don't they? They look like Benedict Cumperpatch. They do.
Especially if they have short hair. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, so this is a woman who had sanpaku.

Speaker 2 See, there we go. What's better? That looks identical.
What's the difference? The white under the eye. I like the before.
Yeah, me too. I think that's how her face is supposed to look.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I like the before too. It's weird.
God made you permeate.

Speaker 2 That's not Korean, that's Filipino, it looks like.

Speaker 2 Give me a Korean person with sangkapu god made you perfect the way you are i always felt that about myself that's how i feel i don't feel oh like k-pop stars do it all the time oh wow yeah look at them they do it all the time and this one says sambagian eyes what's sambagian mean

Speaker 2 s-a-m-b-a b-e-a-g-a-n sambagian

Speaker 2 What does that what does that indicate? Oh, it's like a superstition, maybe.

Speaker 2 Oh, it means ill-fated individuals with sampaku eyes are considered ill-fated and destined for a life filled with misfortune.

Speaker 2 That's why I didn't get it done, baby. Yeah.
Whoa. And look at your mom.
She's filled with misfortune.

Speaker 2 We call her misfortune.

Speaker 2 Well, we call her misfortune. If you look at my mom's eyes, there's so much misfortune in it.
I'm being real. In your mom's eyes? No, in her life.
Yeah, because, yeah, your fucking dad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, raising you two.

Speaker 2 What happened to her? You know, I told you the aunt story. Uh-uh.
Dude, I can't believe I've never told this story before. What? Wait, did you? It's fucking insane.
What is it?

Speaker 2 So during the Korean War, what are you laughing, McCone?

Speaker 2 He knocked the thing over. Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 He likes physical comedy. Yeah, he really does like Pratsky.
Well, here, let me throw something at his head.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He lives proposing. Whoa!

Speaker 2 So when my mom, so, you know, I've been to my mother's house where she grew up, and it's on this hill. And generations lived there.
It was in a part of Seoul, maybe a residential district.

Speaker 2 But during the Korean War, you'd have, I remember this winding road that came down.

Speaker 2 So they lived on top of this, you know, there was like four or five houses on top of this hill, and you'd go walk down this thing.

Speaker 2 And my mom's job during the Korean War was to walk her little sister, my aunt, to

Speaker 2 school.

Speaker 2 Anyway, and so one day they were walking down the thing, and then my mom forgot like a book.

Speaker 2 She told my aunt, stay here.

Speaker 2 I'm going to go run and get my book. And when she came back, this is terrible, a military truck had whizzed around the corner and ran over my aunt.

Speaker 2 Carlos. Carlos.

Speaker 2 What? What?

Speaker 2 What the hell, dude?

Speaker 2 And I.

Speaker 2 Was it an American truck? No, it was like a Korean military truck. But here's the worst part.
There's worse? Oh, way worse. Okay.
Way worse.

Speaker 2 So it was, and this is why my, I don't know why my mom would describe this in detail, but she did. Do it as her.
Let me hear it as your mom. So I come down, baby.
I come down.

Speaker 2 You know, one side of the street, her head, other side of the street, her leg.

Speaker 2 And then on the middle row, everything inside.

Speaker 2 I go, oh no.

Speaker 2 I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 It's awful.

Speaker 2 So I run up. I run back up.
I tell your uncle, right? That, you know, Auntie of my sister, she dead.

Speaker 2 So they had to take an empty rice bag.

Speaker 2 No. Yeah.
No. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 We had to empty a rice bag. I go, what? I was like, you guys have lunch? What the fuck are you talking about? They threw away good food.

Speaker 2 So they took these bags, and because there's no ambulance during the war, this is the, what, 50s? Yeah. Right? And they

Speaker 2 ran down and they had to pick up parts of my aunt. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 Put it in the rice bag. And then my mom goes, for years, you know, I could never sleep.
Yeah, no shit. No shit.

Speaker 2 I go, no shit. How does she still eat rice? I know.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 and then she comes to America and she meets my dad, who's like violent. Abusive alcoholic.
Like an abusive rageaholic. So she would get beat by him.

Speaker 2 Right. So she, and if I

Speaker 2 God knew that she was gonna get the operation, God gave her sanpaku. Maybe, I don't know.
Wow. But it was a tough life.
And that's insane. It's a tough life, yeah.

Speaker 2 What can we do to make your mother's years now more better? What can we do to make better?

Speaker 2 She right now is living her best life. Good.

Speaker 2 Because she doesn't have to deal with my dad. She doesn't have to worry about money because I, you know, I don't know.
Can we find her love? No, she doesn't want that. No, I don't mean sexual.

Speaker 2 I just mean a companion.

Speaker 2 Well, my brother was just out there for two weeks. That's not what I'm talking about.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 She's like, you know, remember when she was at the Aeroshop show? Yeah. And her and I were sitting on the couch and we were just on our gadgets.
She was on her iPad. You were on your iPhone.

Speaker 2 iPhone, right?

Speaker 2 That's, she's, that's it.

Speaker 2 She's content.

Speaker 2 But I mean, like, don't you think she could benefit from a companion? Because she goes in the morning, she goes to exercise. She doesn't like people in that way.
Right.

Speaker 2 she doesn't no some people need it it would be a

Speaker 2 do you think do you think you're that way could you when you get older just be alone and you're okay with being alone

Speaker 2 no because i um i don't think that i've experienced the kind of trauma that she has i also think you're you love love you love i do love companionship yeah i do i i need it could you be alone carlos for the rest of your life yeah yeah you could i can't believe i've never told you that story before i thought you said your aunt uh i know you said your aunt died but i thought she i had a well first of all you know i have 28 first cousins.

Speaker 2 28. I know.
And I have a bunch of uncles and aunts. And they're all dead.
No, a lot of them are alive. Did anybody else die tragically at the hands of a military truck?

Speaker 2 Petey, could you be alone in your remaining years of life? Oh, no. Hell no.
Yeah, no, you need a companion. I need someone, yeah.
And McCone, you don't get to answer.

Speaker 2 You couldn't be alone. He likes, he's, he's a little sweetie pie, too.
He likes love. He loves love.

Speaker 2 But the one thing about my mom, mom that i've this is serious and i've i've i've like i've called people and i've she's got a great ass

Speaker 2 that i want to say

Speaker 2 it is plump that dump is plump

Speaker 2 is i've i i i i call i i talked to my therapist and i go is there anyone that you know that speaks korean a therapist right and she didn't know any and you know what i mean there's got to be that online you've got to google korean therapist in phoenix in phoenix google korean therapist in phoenix Yeah, I would, I wish you would do that.

Speaker 2 Find Korean therapist and psychologist in Arizona. There.

Speaker 2 Let's find her one. Let's get her someone to talk to.
We can pay for it. Yeah, I would like her to do that, but if, but I brought it up and she's like.

Speaker 2 Let's go through. Do you want Sol Key? Ooh, Janice Hot.
All right. That's not the point.
Do they speak Korean, though? Yes. Soul Key is fucking...
Her profile is in Korean. Oh, that's right.

Speaker 2 Jesus. Yeah, you're right.
You're right. I'm going to ask my mom if she's willing.
Save the profile. I'm dead serious.
Save the social media. She might not be willing, though.

Speaker 2 Call her and ask. Call your mom and ask.

Speaker 2 It's for the show.

Speaker 2 I don't want to bother her, but okay, hold on. Tell her you're with me.
She loves me. She does love me, dude.
Whenever I talk to her, she's excited to hear me.

Speaker 2 She's going to go, no. Watch, watch.
She's going to be so like, what are you talking about? It's $125. That's all given.
I know I'm just saying. $125 per session? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Bad friends will pay for it.

Speaker 2 I like how she answers. She goes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm here

Speaker 2 I'm in LA. How are you? I'm fine.
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 What are you doing? I said LA

Speaker 2 You're on bad friends right now.

Speaker 2 Don't worry about it. But

Speaker 2 me and Andrew want to know if you did would you ever want a therapy?

Speaker 2 Therapy for what?

Speaker 2 I mean, just if you want to feel, do you feel good? I mean,

Speaker 2 oh, you know, sometimes I'm under the weather, you know, it's just one day. No, but how about your sadness? Are you sad or no? No.
You're never sad.

Speaker 2 I'm never sad. You're super happy.

Speaker 2 Super happy. Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay, good.

Speaker 2 But if we got you a therapist, would you talk to someone who speaks Korean?

Speaker 2 No, we found a

Speaker 2 girl that's the same. We found a Korean therapist in Gilbert, and I was wondering if you ever wanted therapy that we could get you her.

Speaker 2 Maybe I can one time. You want to try?

Speaker 2 Because, you know, outside I'm happy, maybe inside I'm not. I know, because I feel like you don't talk to people about your feelings and your emotions and how you feel.

Speaker 2 I can do it. We all do therapy.
We love it.

Speaker 2 We're going to try it. We all do therapy.
We're going to try it with it. Because you know why I bring it up? Because we talked about, remember your little sister?

Speaker 2 Oh, Jugunan.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what's

Speaker 2 don't speak Korean. Try speaking English.

Speaker 2 You mean my younger sister? Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 2 She died when she was.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay. It's fine.
But

Speaker 2 anyway,

Speaker 2 I love you, mom.

Speaker 2 I miss you. I miss you.
I miss you, too. Okay.
Ask if she misses me.

Speaker 2 Do you miss Andrew?

Speaker 2 And Detroit. No, that's our cousin.
You know my friend Andrew, the red-headed guy? Oh,

Speaker 2 that's the guy in Detroit again. No, he's right here, Andrew.
You remember Andrew, right? Yeah. Yeah, she does.
Do you miss him or no?

Speaker 2 Oh, yes.

Speaker 2 Very much.

Speaker 2 I love you. I love you, mom.

Speaker 2 Okay, all right. So if you ever need help, I'm here, okay?

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay, think about it.

Speaker 2 I'll pay for it. I pay for it.
Sometimes I'm thinking maybe after they're gone, you know, maybe I don't feel,

Speaker 2 you know, I don't express. Maybe inside I am, you know.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 I really want you to see a therapist, and she speaks full Korean, this lady. Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So let me know if I can set it up, okay?

Speaker 2 English I cannot express, but Hangung Marai can do, you you know yeah yeah yeah i really let's try it one time what do you think yes

Speaker 2 one time okay okay all right i love you i'm gonna hook it up okay okay

Speaker 2 i love you i love you too i'm so fucking excited this is this is

Speaker 2 well why would you say it i was just kidding I know, because you were saying, bring it up. No, I didn't mean it.
It was for the show. I was joking for you.
Yeah, but I thought you would hear me.

Speaker 2 She can't hear me. You can hear me.
You winked at me.

Speaker 2 i did it a little comedy wink i gave you a comedy wink by the way you know we grew up the same way in that right i irish people we just don't yeah irish catholics just don't talk about stuff they push it away it didn't exist it's okay uh it happened dark shit that happened to someone like if a kid died or something tragic we just don't they don't talk about it so we grew up in that same world of like don't don't worry about it don't worry about it but we're gonna blow up an english building

Speaker 2 you talking about

Speaker 2 He knows.

Speaker 2 There's something about Irish Catholics, they just don't feel. Well, I mean, they drink away their feelings.

Speaker 2 There's something about like the Irish and the Asians. They built the railroads.
We were bonded from the beginning. I think we're bonded.

Speaker 2 We're bonded, dude.

Speaker 2 You're my best friend. Oh, you're my best friend.
Hey, you're my best friend.

Speaker 2 Thank you for being a bad friend.