Unpicked Boogers From The Vault 2022

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Hi, Carlos. Hi, Happy New Year's, Fancy.
Happy New Year. Yeah, what a great 2022.
Insane. Yeah, just, oh, I'm exhausted.
What was your favorite episode this season? I liked Halloween a lot. I like Dahmer, Andrew, and Kree and Elvis.
Well, I think everybody knows which my favorite episode was, but why don't you guys tell us what your favorite episode was of the season? Because we're 2023. Today is a special day.
As you guys know, we took a little bit bit of a break but i have rescue from the vault an episode that was discarded early this year uh i had to do a little surgery on it but uh you guys will let me know if they if if you find it funny uh andrew and bobby don't know that this is gonna be out so hopefully we don't jobs after this. Yeah, this was one that I think was said not to be released.
Exactly. But we needed an episode and we didn't want to have to record on real fast with the guys.
They'll get mad that we messed up. So we're just going to put this one out for y'all.
So hopefully, well, you guys let us know what you think at the end of the episode. What else is happening? 2023 is here.
Big, big announcements. Next week, we have one of our funniest episodes in a long time.
Special guest. Check it out on the 9th.
And then on the 10th, Andrew's special is dropping. Cheeseburger.
It's really, really funny. We're really excited for him um check it out on netflix it's gonna be awesome and then february we start our pre pre-tour pre-tour date so we're gonna be in vancouver on february 16th at 8 p.m and then we're going to uh Washington.
So we're going to be in Espocai and Seattle on February 17th and 18th, also at 8 p.m. This is going to be exciting.
First time on the road of 2023. And then what else is going on, Carlos? When are we officially kicking off the tour? March 2nd.
Right. uh march 2nd we're going on the road for a long time on a bus bobby last night asked me if we're gonna fight the whole time he keeps bringing that up i think he wants to fight the whole time of course yeah that's what he does exactly so we're gonna start in california on march 2nd then we're going to arizona then we're making the big leap.
Well, first New Mexico. Then Indianapolis, Missouri, Oklahoma City, maybe.
Texas, three cities there. I'll let you guess which ones.
Not Austin. New Orleans, Alabama, weirdly enough.
North Carolina, Virginia, New Jersey, Baltimore, Michigan, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia. A bunch of cities in Florida.
And then we're ending it in April in San Diego, California, where Bobby is from. Woo-hoo.
So as the dates get 100% confirmed, you guys can go to where? Badfriendspod.com. Exactly.
You can buy tickets now there for Vancouver and Seattle and Spokane. And then early, you know, I would say like in a couple of weeks, we'll have the dates there for everything else.
Also, this week is the last week for this amazing Christmas merch. If you guys missed it, go to backfrenchmerch.com.
Yeah, you guys like the pictures we put on Instagram. Right.
Yeah, we had a beautiful model come and do that for us. And if you want to be like Bradley, go to badfriendsmerch.com, badfriendsmerch.com.
Right. So this is the last week for that merch.
Then it's going to be gone. We're going to have a special merch for the tour too.
I'm excited to present it soon. Cool.

What else?

Also, 7X.

We're doing a lot of awesome things on 7X this year. We're going to start the year launching a new show.

So stay tuned, hopefully soon.

Yeah, it'll be fun.

It's going to be fun.

Our super successful educational course was sold out in 10 minutes. So we're opening five more slots for this January.
So in two weeks, January 16, we start. So hurry up.
If you want to be a part of that, we're opening just five slots and they'll be gone soon. And then we're're gonna do more and bigger things with that uh

because we get an overwhelming amount of emails and text messages and dms every day about this stuff so we're planning big big big things um so anyway keep to keep tuned yeah stay tuned stay tuned and Stay tuned. Keep tuned and stay tuned.

Thank you.

Yeah, thank you so much for this amazing journey.

It's been almost three years of Bad Friends.

We could not be more excited to be a part of such a good show.

You guys are the best possible fans.

Thank you for supporting us.

And yeah, happy new year.

Hopefully your New Year resolutions start today. And, yeah, Happy New Year.

Hopefully your New Year resolutions start today. Yeah, Happy New Year.
You two are bad friends. We're bad friends.
Happy New Year. I got it.
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Every movie. No, no, no.
These are just... I'm the teacher.
You have to repeat after me. Okay.
Yeah. No.
No? That's not it. Very good.
Good. Chi.
Chi. Chi.
No. Chi.
Chi. Chi.
Chi. Yeah.
It's more like a chi. Chi.
Very good. Just follow.
Ching. That's a part of the acting Oh it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh it is Chink Oh, okay Clink Huh? Clink Clink Clink Yeah Cook If you wanted to do it You had to confuse her You would have had to have been like Cha, chu, ka, ni, chink You would just have to throw it in Oh, right, right.
If you threw it in, she wouldn't have known. Oh, let's try it again.
No, now I'm onto you. Why don't we talk about you having the worst night of your life last night? Okay, what happened? I got out of a restaurant.
What restaurant? I went to Village Idiot. Beautiful restaurant.
You don't know what it is. I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it. It's a bar on Melrose.
Are there idiots there? I was there. What street is it on? Melrose.
I'verose I've heard of it yeah it's nice but I went there to go get to go get something to eat who you're with I need the details solo solo I was by myself you eat by yourself I went to do a spot at the well we can get into all these I went to do a spot at the comedy store at 8 40 you were supposed to be right after me or right before me you didn't show up I couldn't they were scrambled eggs they were trying to figure out because you were two two people canceled people were mad you and somebody i don't know i wasn't paying attention but emily told me they were scrambled and because you guys canceled and people were mad juicy yeah take it away people kept coming i was working a lot uh all night like oh i can't wait to see bobby i wonder when he's pulling in for real and then you know oh bobby canceled and then someone from the main room goes, man, a lot of people coming in. We're like, I can't wait to see Bobby.
I'm in from Australia. I can't wait to see Bobby.
You want to apologize to the people that flew from Australia? Only from the people from Australia. Okay.
What about the guy that flew in from Florida? No. No.
No. What about the New York guy? He flew from New York.
No. Really? Mexico, yes.
Canada, yes. North Mexico or South Mexico? South.
Like, you know what I mean? Where the resort-y. Like where we were? Yeah.
Those ones, I'll apologize every day. Cancun.
Cancun. Because it's way on the tip.
Yeah, and Tulum. Tulum.
Cancun. Cancun.
Cancun. I love all those ones.
Well, so you apologize. No fucking way.
No way. TJ? What happened? What happened? You keep changing the subject.
I'll lead him into it. He called me.
I was getting in my car. I was actually walking to my car, and he called.
He was like, call me. And then he was like, I can't.
I can't act. I'm the worst actor that's ever lived.

I can't act.

That's what you said, isn't that?

And you go, I don't know what to do.

And when Bobby stutters, it's because he's having a panic attack.

I don't know what to do.

And he got nervous.

And he said, I couldn't read the lines.

I couldn't read any of the lines.

Okay.

Let's show the clip.

Let's see what it looks like.

This is a clip from, this is Esther's movie.

No, no, no. You can't show when I'm fucking up.
Yeah, we can. How's Bobby been? A little grumpy.
How's Bobby been a little grumpy? Who is that girl that called you a little grumpy she's a um she works on the movie doesn't know the job titles of anyone it's bobby lee so um is she an ad yeah you don't know she's props no she's wardrobe wardrobe they're all so Wardrobe, wardrobe. So unique.
Director. She's the director.
No, she's not.

Bobby's doing Esther's movie, which I couldn't be a part of because I'm filming the third season of Davey, but Bobby got to do it. Since you brought that up, they did offer you a part and let's just move on.
You don't know. You don't remember anything from my phone call.
Name the first thing that we talked about when we got on the phone. You said hello.
You got me. God damn you're good.
how you open hands up i'm done anyway anywho do i look more loose by the way i got a massage an hour ago no and can i tell you how bad it was it was so bad it was so bad you seem stiff yeah yeah you gotta get that yeah yeah you want me to go to harder i was like i was like loosen up just a little bit yeah she was digging her fucking, she must have had Schwarzenegger forearms digging into my fucking neckline that when I lifted my head up from the oval pillow, I literally heard. She pushed so hard.
I'm worse off now. In Tokyo, I had a lady walked on my back.
See, I like that. No, but then I had to be like a balance.
Like I had to do a balancing thing. Oh, your body yourself.

Yeah, so I'm like, it was like American Ninja,

that competition.

Sikor workout.

Anyway.

Have you ever had a little Japanese girl walk on your back?

Not walk, but I had this Thai massage where she was like punching me

and she like, she pulled me up.

That was jujitsu class.

That wasn't a massage.

She was like crawling on the table and she did. She just like like slapped like punched my back and then she goes you're done and then i was like what the fuck just yeah she thought it was mortal combat finish her you're done all right so can i just go back to this thing yeah let's go back all right so i'm gonna tell you what happened first of all you're right number one when i'm in a that state of mind i don't know who else to call right and you're one of the first guys i called and not knowing that you were going to expose me on this show yeah you did no i didn't okay that was a personal call would i expose you if it was something serious that was serious last night no it wasn't bobby oh my god we were carlos we were laughing who the person that taped that we were laughing are Carlos you and I were laughing on the phone were we not when we were laughing on the phone no we weren't when you were rereading hello yeah after hello I remember now when we were rereading lines and we were laughing because it was funny okay so I'm going to tell you what happened yeah okay so um they so i'm a pharmacist in this movie okay and you know in my mind i'm like the first three pages of the script is me and esther's character talking right right so i just go oh Friday is my first pharmacist day.
Obviously, they're shooting that scene.

Right.

I mean, you can.

In my mind. If it's the first scene in the movie, right? You think everything – And it's the first location.
In my mind, I just made the assumption. Did you read the day out of days? Do you know what a day out of days is? Yeah, I know what a day out of days is.
What is it? Did you not read the day out of days? Day, day, day, day, day, day. He doesn't know what it is.
I don't know what it is i don't know what it was a day of the day there's a sheet called day out of days d-o-o-d a dude sheet you have a dude okay an ad will send you a dude sheet literally breaking down what you're shooting that day because i have a different system i don't do let me let me guess what don't read the script don't know don't know anything about what's going on that day show up a little bit late from when they told you to get there really and then and then you're poking the fucking lion and then yeah call

santino when you freak out because everything didn't go the way that you thought do you want

me to continue or no did that happen or not no okay go on because you don't know my system

listen to the system and then fucking make a judgment wait to hear it oh you're so fucking

oh fuck you so the system is this all right yeah when i do any project i go just send me all of it

Thank you. Tell me the same guy will.
So the system is this, right?

Yeah.

When I do any project,

I go, just send me all of it.

Not the script.

Not the script.

Not the script?

No.

Send me the props?

No, no.

Send me all the lines.

All my sides.

All the lines is the script.

That is the script.

Only mine.

Only his lines.

Yeah, okay, so rewrote it.

Only my scenes.

Send me only my scenes. Send me my scenes on fucking email got it so no you don't want to know what the story is you just want to know what you say in the story i can't even if i read it i don't understand i got it i and i'm okay with that yeah that's fine so anyway i'll read yours yeah yeah he's emailing me his fucking short every fucking day could you just extract his parts from your shit my lines anyway so i i got all the signs which i think is a mistake and i i make the assumption that there's obviously we're doing this for a scene yeah so thursday night i worked the first three pages it's just dialogue between me and estra's character right right and around two in the morning i don't know what it is i got another email i saw another email and i just poked on it and once i poked on it there was another scene that i have three pages of dialogue and that was the scene i was doing the next friday yuck right the second thing that happened was i don't know if you guys know this but i'm on medication get out of town i didn't know that.
Yeah, I'm on medication and there's a country

depletion of that.

There's a shortage.

Of Adderall?

No, it's not Adderall.

Of Ritalin.

Of Ritalin.

All right.

So I haven't been on,

for three days,

I haven't been on any medication.

Thanks a lot, China.

Once again.

Fucking the fucking.

Fucking China, dude.

Yeah.

First of all,

the chips in the cars.

Now Ritalin.

What's next, China?

Oh, God damn. Food? Clothes? Don't ever get a massage before a fucking podcast.
It does the opposite effect. I know.
It really does the opposite effect. It's crazy.
And you know who massaged me? Who? A Chinese lady! All right. Anyway.
So. So two in the morning, I read it, right? And I'm at somebody's house.
Oh, you're not at the pharmacy? No. Thursday night, when I read the thing, I'm i'm at somebody's house you're not at the pharmacy no thursday night when i read the thing i'm pretty much at somebody's house else's house got it okay and so i'm reading it i'm like and i start i go i gotta get out of here i gotta get out of here wait wait we just breeze right over the house whose house a friend of.
Why'd your voice get so high? I don't know. I don't know.
A friend of mine. A friend of mine.
Whose house? A friend of mine. So anyway, I read it, I go, what the fuck? What did the house look like? It's an apartment.
I know. Yeah.
Can we just move on? How many rooms? One. How many bathrooms? One.
How many animals? None. What's the bedroom look like?

It's like an Ikea showroom.

I love that.

I love that.

Love.

I love it.

Spotless though.

In the bathroom?

The shower?

Spotless.

Curtain.

Curtain.

The owner's around 25.

When you say owner.

The renter.

The renter.

The owner is in 65 year old Jewish guy. Can we on what was in this person's fridge oh um oat pudding overnight oats type of is that what you mean they look like baby food and it's like she offered it to me I ate one and it's one of those things it does look like a baby thing it's like a plastic thing and it goes down and there's like a little She offered it to me.
I ate one. And it's one of those things.
It does look like a baby thing. It's like a plastic thing.
And it goes down. There's like a little nozzle.
Were you guys role playing? Was baby role playing? Thanks, mommy, for the fucking pudding. That's what I did.
Thank you. Does my little baby want some more pudding? Yeah, yeah.
Does she want it on his little pee-pee? Yeah. Does mommy need to clean the old pudding off your little pee pee? Okay.
And then ding. Oh no, I have to redo my lines.
I have to read my script. Right.
So I rush home right and my call time is at like 7 in the morning. Bib still on.
7 in the morning. What? Bib still on.
I gotta get home okay so anyway seven of the more I show up and I'm like frantically reading these three it's like every other line and they're chunky line it's you know can you do any of them right now no damn that stinks it sucks I show up and I go thank God the first scene wasn't that scene, right? Mm-hmm. It was with the guy that sees dead people.
He was in it. Haley Joel Osment.
Yes. Played golf against him.
Nice guy. Great guy.
Really nice guy. Nice guy.
Super sweet. We talked for a long time.
It was cool. And Brittany Furlon was there.
I love her. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And love both of them.
And then the scene happened. And I show up and I just, something happened.
I was just there and I just go, I thought to myself, I don't know any of it. You don't remember any of the lines? I just couldn't because I didn't sleep that well.
I'm not on my medication. I barely know the fucking script.
And then all of of a sudden like this is your first time first day on a movie and you're like you know first impressions and i'm just like you know everybody yeah i know i think which makes it worse i think well you know 50th impressions they mean something all right shut up your friends are on the movie how with? I understand. So, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I was like, oh, this is going to be a nightmare.
So you spiraled yourself. That was the problem.
Oh, I started spinning. You know what I mean? Damn, Bob.
And then I had to go to the director and go, because another actor that I know that's like pretty big, I don't name his name. He told me this happened to him once.
It's a little trick. So it's basically like just on your close-up, right? Yeah.
Just feed me every line. I've seen people do that.
Yeah. Where they just line.
I had never done that before. They line by line it.
Yeah, and they just say the line. You know what I mean? And even then, it was just so embarrassing.
Like I was so embarrassed and full of shame yeah you know i mean and it's like like i i've worked so much and this never happens and so it was just got this new panic and this new thing and it's like and after all it was it took forever like eight or nine hours of sheer panic so on your side they line by lined On the other person's side, you just read off the script to them?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I've seen that.

After the movie,

I literally,

after,

because I also have eight more days on it.

Yeah,

that's a long time.

And then Monday,

I have to do that first scene

that I worked on.

It's terrible.

So.

The movie's not terrible.

You.

I was terrible.

No,

no,

not you.

It was,

what was happening was bad.

Never happened before.

And I walked, and this is what, and Esther was laughing so hard. I went to every single person.
The grip. You know what I mean? People that didn't even work there.
You know what I mean? Like the security guy. Name some other positions.
Craft service. There you go.
Yeah. Gaffer.
Gaffers. Yeah.
Sound guy. Best boy.
Best boy. Literally walked up to me.
I locked him out. I go, this will never happen again.
I'm so sorry. The apology tour.
I did the shame tour. That's so sad.
And then also everyone started going, choo-choo, because of the shame train. So everyone was going, Bobby's doing the shame train.
Choo-choo. And I just kept going.
It was like. The sound of the engine is you crying....
I mean, it was like... And it's so hard to admit that.
No, it's not. It's okay because it happens to fucking everybody.
No, I've seen it happen, but it's just like, it's still, when you're going through it, it's weird. It's like, it's sort of like a panic attack mixed in with like this fear.
It's really weird. Look, people don't understand what that's like it's it's you know it's so hard it stinks it's out and it's like and it's like small uh it's like you know uh privileged people problems but it's like oh big deal but it also is it's like it's hard on your mind i guess what's weird is people that do labor intensive jobs like there was a guy that was putting in fucking rain gutters at my house That's so fucking, he's in the sun and you know, like he's drilling these things.
He's got to clean out the thing. It's labor intensive.
But that he's exhausted physically from. At the end of the day, when you do 15 hours on a set, your brain hurts.
You're mentally, the drain it takes, it's hard to explain. People are like, oh, big deal.
You're like, it does fuck with your head. because you're up at 4 a.m.
and you rap at 9 p.m. Yeah.
And your brain feels like five days went by. It's fucked.
It's super hard. There's also this like, it depends on what you're doing, but like even like last couple weeks I did Sex and the City and even if I don't have a lot to say, there's also this weird like because you're in manhattan and because it's elevated almost it feels elevated there's this pressure that happens totally and you're walking like you're walking you're like it it's time right and you go okay and you start walking and there's this weird pressure yeah that happens and you don't feel that podcasting you don't feel it doing stand-up

it's for me it only happens in that that's why i do it i think well because it's like the only thing that really scares me or you know i mean it it challenges me totally yeah but it's it's hard man how's your poop schedule i've well because of dave king you know dave king love yeah Dave King was like

you know he made a joke

months ago he goes

I take Imodium AD before every meal. So he just doesn't get diarrhea.
Wait, seriously? Yeah. He has that bad of a stomach? No, but it was a joke.
And yesterday. I'm thinking it's real.
Yeah, but I started doing it. It's real to Bobby.
It's real to you, yeah. I'm like, oh, that's a good idea.
so i've been taking imodium ad before and i haven't i didn't poop for like a week what is that it stops diarrhea but when you don't have a diarrhea you don't poop you get constipated but it's like a pill or something it's a pill it's made for um diarrhea geriatric people i mean they handed out an old folks home like like candy yeah so i stopped taking and I've been pooing a lot. Okay, good.
Whenever I work on a show, I can't poop. I poop one every five days, I think.
This is what I got after you. This is in the middle of the nightmare that I was going through.
So I called. This is a break.
Go ahead. This piece of shit doesn't fucking pick up.
I swear to fucking God, I'm going to snap. If this piece of shit doesn't fucking...
He's fired. If he picks up, it would be very nice.
Okay. He always runs to answer Santino's calls.
He doesn't do mine. I always go to fucking voicemail.
Are you serious? Yeah. He's always on his phone too.

Please leave your message

for six, four.

Hey, why don't you say,

hey, I'm not here.

Please leave a message.

I have to do the fucking number thing.

And also, secondly,

if Andrew Santino called,

you'd fucking pick up right away.

And also, thirdly, Sunday, I ain't doing it. I ain't doing no bad friends Sunday.
You know what I mean? I got to get rest. I'm shooting a real movie thing.
All right? So, fuck you. I like how, by the way, I like how you broke down what you were shooting.
You started in your mind, I'm shooting a real, well, I'm shooting, I'm doing a thing, and I just can't, I watched you collapse from a real big movie to almost nothing. Okay, this is, I guess.
A lot of respect shown. I guess the shame train is still going.
Let's do it. Choo-choo.
Choo-choo. Choo-choo-choo.
Choo-choo-choo. Choo-choo-choo.
Choo-choo. Choo-choo-choo.
Choo-choo-choo. Choo-choo-choo.
Yeah, now I'm going to Spain. The train's going into Spain.
There it is. Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
Chugga. And I'm going through.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. Yeah, now I'm going to Spain.
The train's going into Spain. There it is.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. Barcelona.
Barcelona. Welcome to Barcelona.
I make the stop. Excuse me, sir.
I apologize. It's all good.
No, that was bad. Let me say something, though.
Just a little bit. Yeah.
You responded to me at two in the morning. So that was probably around six.

So that's how long it takes to get a response?

I didn't realize you have called me.

You usually don't call me.

He's got stuff.

He's a fucking beautiful wife.

He has a life.

I get it.

I love it. The guy's got a life.

I get it.

I love it.

He's not at a fucking studio apartment

with some 26-year-old getting scripts

in the middle of the night. He's got a beautiful life and a beautiful wife.
He's a busy man. I apologize.
Okay? All good. Okay.
Bye, Spain. I'm gone.
It's gone. I'm out.
That's it? Yeah, yeah. Are you married in this movie, Bill? Your name's Bill in the movie, yeah? Yeah, I'm married in it, yeah.
And you're married? Is your wife in it? Who is she? I don't know. They don't have...
She's not in it. Oh, then what's the point? I say it in the script.

Oh, you just say my wife.

It's Cindy, yeah.

Oh, Cindy?

Yeah.

Who would you wish it was played by

if it was a real person?

I'm being serious.

I'm being real.

I think it would be...

You know who I would love?

Let's say it at the same time

on the count of three.

One, two, three.

Ali Wong.

Awkwafina.

Oh.

I said Ali Wong.

Yeah, Awkwafina came to the store

a couple nights ago.

Were you there that night?

No, I would have loved to see her there.

And should we... One, two, three Aquafina Oh I said Ali Wong Yeah, Aquafina Came to the store A couple nights ago Were you there that night? No, I would have loved To see her there And we hung out And um Dasani showed up Last night by the way Do you know Dasani? Gosh, all these Are really not landing today Is it the same guy Oh, and the water company Dasani's another Water bottle company That's really funny Fiji came to the store I really love it Fiji was in the main room That was really good I didn't want to be racist Oh, Aquafina, right? That's so good Thanks, man You know what you're doing right now, dude? You're doing Largo material I'm just working faster You're doing the typewriter room Whatever in Echo Park or whatever What do you call that? Dynasty typewriter Dynasty typewriter That's what you're doing You're not doing club humor You're doing evolved humor alright you want me to do club stuff I'll turn it in so do it again so Aquafina came oh that fucking yeah HelloFresh I love HelloFresh with HelloFresh you get farm fresh pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered right to your door.
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Happy birthday. Yeah, no.
Do you know you called me on my birthday? When? And didn't say happy birthday. Oh, no.
That happened in Dave. in Dave when I watched it but it was your dad

yeah

when

that's so sad

my birthday was October 16th

you called me

on my birthday

I must have said

after hello

I must have said

no

I know for a fact

oh I'm gonna cry