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Jingle bells, jingle bells. Well, let's do, you say jingle, I say bells.
Let's harmonize. Ready? One, two, three.
Jingle bells. One, two, three.
Jingle bells. Well, I'm trying to go as high as you are.
No, we're harmonizing, so you have to go to skip. First of all, to harmonize, I need to match where you are.
So you were going jingle bells. Jingle bells.
No, you go down. Jingle bells.
No, the way where you originally. Oh, fine.
Do it if you want to go deep. What are you, a voice coach? Who the fuck are you? No, no, no.
Barry White in. I didn't know you were going to Barry White in.
All right, ready? One, two, three. Jingle bellsle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Boom, boom, boom. Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one more soap and sleigh.
Hey. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
The haze are throwing me off. You're improvising.
I don't like it. You don't want the improvisation? No.
Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah.
Happy Kwanzaa. Happy Festivus.
Happy. Happy.
Happy. Does Satan worshippers have a thing or no? But I believe it.
Happy Satan Day. Is that what it is? Yeah, because they think Satan was the one that killed Jesus.
But if Jesus was born on the 25th. If.
If. Oh, whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
My bad. Yeah, yeah.
Presumably. He was.
He was. Maybe.
Yeah. I wasn't there.
How would I know? I wasn't at the manger. In a way, we were all there.
Whoa. Whoa.
Let's see the birth certificate. Let's see.
Right. Just like Obama.
Let's see the birth certificate.

Prove you're an American citizen.

I saw the slab when I was in Jerusalem.

You did?

The slab?

I don't know what he laid his body down.

A slab, I guess.

The slab?

I don't know what they call it.

It's a concrete thing.

Slab.

Oh, it's slab.

Yeah, a concrete slab is a slab.

I don't know what else it is.

It's like a steakhouse.

But did I tell you what happened? Jesus was medium with- Jesus was medium rare. He was.
I was there with Steve Burr. Oh, yeah.
No, you did tell me this. I'll tell you the story.
Yeah. Not that sad.
He cried. It was the funniest day of my life.
Well, let's tell the audience. Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays. I saw Jesus' slab.
We don't have an episode this week. We don't.
Because we're taking the week off for you to enjoy yourself. But what we want you to do is go get tickets to see us.
All right? We're starting the Bad Friends Tour. The dates are coming very soon.
But to start the Bad Friends Tour, a little mini kickoff, in February, we're doing Just for Laughs Vancouver. We will be there the 16th.
Okay? February 16th. The 17th will be in Spokane, Washington.
The 18th will be in Seattle. You can get tickets in the description below or at badfriendspod.com.
And also, New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve, come see me, andrewsantino.com at the Wilbur Theater in Boston, Massachusetts Massachusetts didn't you just play that last year? I played every year I'm playing

I play cities every year I'm going back congratulations so you say go see him go see him at the Wilbur Theater again the 30th and the 31st the 31st the yearly thing that he does most people play it every year or so okay I play it one time andrewsantino.com I play things one time andrewsantino.com go go go Woo-hoo.

Yeah.