Happy Holidays Hiatus!

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Speaker 2 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 Jingle bells.

Speaker 3 Jingle. Jingle bells.
Well, let's do. You say jingle, I say bells.
We'll just harmonize. Ready, one, two, three.
Wait,

Speaker 3 jingle bells. Yeah, ready.
One, two, three.

Speaker 2 Jingle bells.

Speaker 3 No, I'm trying to go as high as you want. No, we're harmonizing, so you have to go to skip the dialogue.
First of all, to harmonize, I need to match you where you want. So you were going jingle bells.

Speaker 3 Jingle bells. No, you go down.
Jingle bells.

Speaker 2 No, the way we originally.

Speaker 3 Oh, fine. Do it.
If you wanted to go. If you want to go deep.
What are you, a voice coach? Who the fuck are you?

Speaker 2 Barry winded.

Speaker 3 I I didn't know you were going to Berry Widened. Ready? One, two, three.

Speaker 2 Jingle bells. Jingle bells.

Speaker 2 Jingle all the way.

Speaker 2 Boom, boom. Oh, what fun it is to write in the one horse.

Speaker 2 Prince Ray. Hey! Hey!

Speaker 2 Jingle bells.

Speaker 2 Jingle bells.

Speaker 2 Jingle. The haze are throwing me off.

Speaker 3 You're improvising. I don't like it.
You don't want the improvisation?

Speaker 3 No. Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah. Happy Kwanzaa.
Happy Festivus. Happy.
Happy. Happy Satan.
Do Satan worshipers have a thing or not? Better believe it. Happy Satan Day.
Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 Yeah, because they think Satan was the one that killed Jesus. But if Jesus was born on the 25th.
If.

Speaker 2 If.

Speaker 2 Oh, whoa.

Speaker 2 Whoa. Oh, my bad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Presumably. He was.
He was. Maybe.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I wasn't there. How would I know? I wasn't at the manger.

Speaker 1 In a way, we were all there.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 3 Let's see the the birth certificate. Let's see.

Speaker 3 Right, just like Obama. Let's see the birth certificate.
Yeah. Prove you're an American citizen.
I saw the slab when I was in Jerusalem. You did? The slab?

Speaker 3 I don't know where they laid his body down. Jesus.

Speaker 2 It's a slab, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't know what they call it. It's a concrete

Speaker 2 thing.

Speaker 3 Slab. Oh, right.
Slab. Yeah, a concrete slab is a slab.
I don't know. Yeah, it sounds like a steakhouse.
But did I tell you what happened?

Speaker 3 Jesus was medium rare.

Speaker 3 I was there with Steve Vern.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. No, you did tell me this.
I tell you the story. Yeah.
Not that sad again. He cried.
It was the funniest day of my life. Well, let's tell the audience.
Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays.

Speaker 3 Happy holidays.

Speaker 3 I saw Jesus' Slab. We don't have an episode this week.
We don't. Because we're taking the week off for you to enjoy yourself.
But what we want you to do is go get tickets to see us.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 3 We're starting the Bad Friends tour. The dates are coming very soon.

Speaker 3 But to start the Bad Friends tour, a little mini kickoff in February, we're doing Just for Laughs, Vancouver. We will be there the 16th, okay, February 16th.
The 17th will be in Spokane, Washington.

Speaker 3 The 18th will be in Seattle. You can get tickets in the description below or at badfriendspod.com.

Speaker 3 And also, New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve, come see me, AndrewSantino.com at the Wilbur Theater in Boston, Boston, Massachusetts. Did you just play that last year?

Speaker 3 I played every year.

Speaker 3 I play cities every year. I'm going to.
Congratulations. So you say, say, go see see him the 13th year.
Go see him at the Wilbur Theater again. The 30th and the 31st.
The 31st.

Speaker 3 The yearly thing that he does.

Speaker 3 Most people play it every year or so. Okay, I play it one time.
AndrewSantino.com. I play things one time.
AndrewSantino.com. Go.

Speaker 3 Go.