Bobby is MIA feat. Annie Lederman, Trevor Wallace & His Korean Replacement

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Speaker 2 hey bad friends i am going to be in boston for new year's eve and new year's eve eve the 30th and the 31st you got to come see your boy andrew santino.com for tickets boston come out see me celebrate with me let's have a good time andrew santino.com for those tickets you two are bad friends who are these two idiots

Speaker 2 white dude and an asian dude

Speaker 2 you two are disgusting

Speaker 2 from bad friends welcome back to bad friends let me tell you something it's a new show It's different today. Bobby's gone because we fired him.
Fired. And we're looking to fill his spot.

Speaker 2 So we've got some people that are going to come in and fill a spot. Right now, Trev Wallace, T.
Dub, is in the house, in the hot seat. And also, directly across from him is my main man, Rex Dizzy.

Speaker 2 This motherfucker is the best. And right next to him is...

Speaker 2 Damn, I always forget your name. You gave it to me.
Juicy! Juicy's in the motherfucking house.

Speaker 2 How fun is this, guys? We're filling filling in Bobby's seat because we don't need him anymore.

Speaker 3 How is he? I'm a chubby Korean, so fuck it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you fill the mold. Let's get weird.

Speaker 2 Let's get right into it. So, Reck and I worked together on A24 show called Beef that will come out.
When is that going to come out? I have no idea.

Speaker 3 Next year.

Speaker 2 Sometime next year.

Speaker 2 Is this the show that was written for Bobby? It was.

Speaker 2 I think we found the answer right here. The host is across from me.
So Bobby's mad at, Bobby doesn't hate you, but he's not happy that you got the role that he wanted.

Speaker 2 Because it was supposed to be maybe me and Bobby at one point, and then it became me and Rek.

Speaker 3 You know, I approached him about it. What did you say? I saw the podcast, and then the next day I was eating at some Korean restaurant, and I was like, yo, I heard you was talking shit.

Speaker 3 But respectfully, because I know he probably kicked my ass, though.

Speaker 2 No, he can't.

Speaker 3 He has Ajashi strength.

Speaker 2 He's 75 years old.

Speaker 2 He is an old, tiny Korean man.

Speaker 2 I bet some little old Korean men have good strength.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they don't work out, but they're like very powerful. I think it's because of the mandatory military service or

Speaker 2 something.

Speaker 3 He has that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 3 And like hidden Korean rage.

Speaker 2 I don't have that much. I'm going to say you guys fight now.
Can we set up a fight between Wreck and Bobby and see who wins? Yeah, we'll get on it. Okay, you want to bare knuckle him?

Speaker 2 I absolutely don't want to fight him.

Speaker 2 So honest, you're like, I did. That's, I don't want.
Yeah. So Wreck

Speaker 2 filled the shoes that Bobby couldn't. And man, oh man, did you kill it on the show? So it's so good.
I don't think the show is good but you did good you did you killed it

Speaker 2 i i i did very very good

Speaker 2 and that was humble i'm very humble about it

Speaker 2 no i i had a super fun time i hope the show is good who fucking who knows you know what i mean you do stuff and you never

Speaker 2 i had a guy we i just said at the coffee shop this this guy was like oh i saw the trailer that you did for that mark wahlberg and kevin hart thing and look I had a great time. It's not doing well.

Speaker 2 Do you feel that's a personal thing on you at all or no? It was all me. Okay, that's what I was Kevin the whole time.
I was like, come on, man. This is on you.
This film is about you.

Speaker 2 This is your film. Right.
And I was like, okay. And it's, I don't know.
What's funny about Netflix is you can't bomb really. It just goes away.
That one bomb.

Speaker 2 Fancy. Fancy.
Did it bomb? When the producers are saying it bombed, it really bombed. No, we talked about it on the show before.
I think on Rotten Tomatoes. I think on Rotten Tomatoes, we showed it.

Speaker 2 What is it now? Six. Yeah, but you're not doing that to be like, this is where I get my acting wings.
You're like, motherfucking Kevin Hart. Yeah,

Speaker 2 you get a couple stills with him and you're good.

Speaker 2 yeah you're good that's true i had to pay for him though all the pictures i had to post he he made me pay and you also did this did just to make friends with kevin that was his only reason he got a six in the tomato meter shout out that's pretty good

Speaker 2 yeah

Speaker 2 it's pretty level how many reviews though 855 000 it says something like that interesting there's a couple of critics

Speaker 2 64 64 that's not that's not enough i think you need to hit 100 before you get a real rating right

Speaker 2 but anyway yeah dude, I don't know. And I'm also in, I will know if a box office is top, that bottom right.
Maybe Kevin Hart's worst movie yet. Yeah, and that's from Nick at the Daily Beast.

Speaker 2 You know, he's a top critic. Did you know that? And every day he's just a beast.
The Daily Beast. Any bottom critics? You're not going to show any bottom critics on that? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 Russell Simmons. Look at Russell Simmons.
Russell Simmons is on there. Russell.

Speaker 2 I used to work for him. Where's he at?

Speaker 2 Oh, there he is. Did you work for Russell Simmons? I used to work for Russell Simmons, yeah.
Go on.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 he was the man. He would just bring hot women into the office and then go to his office where they would probably do Hollywood stuff.

Speaker 2 And then he would just walk out and then she would leave and he'd be like, put this girl in a sketch because it was a comedy and music vertical at the time.

Speaker 2 And what is Hollywood stuff that they would do behind closed doors? I think a lot of rock, paper, scissors, naked, sexually. I don't know.
I don't know. But

Speaker 2 he would just bring lovely women in, probably have a nice general pitch meeting as Hollywood is. You're like, here's my script.
And he's like, here's my cock. And, you know,

Speaker 2 oh, I mean, maybe, I don't know. Is that

Speaker 2 what goes on in Hollywood?

Speaker 2 Why am I not getting more roles? That's why Me Tim didn't do well. Yeah.
Show your cock. I didn't show my cock.
I don't know. I think he would, he would just oftentimes, he always had like an entrage.

Speaker 2 He would just, his Instagram was always like yoga

Speaker 2 posts, like very zen. And then he'd walk in and be like, just yelling, and then just have like hot women and just calling me.
He'd be like, white bitch. He would say that to me.

Speaker 2 You were the white bitch? He would say, white bitch. You're Russell Simmons' white bitch.
I was. Yeah.
I worked for him for like three years. He never once knew my name.

Speaker 2 I used to like post on his Instagram. Like, I was his guy.
When you put out a special, you should call it white bitch. White bitch.
Trevor Wallace, white bitch. Damn.
And if you do put out a special,

Speaker 2 we've all been waiting, by the way, because Trevor Wallace, according to Bobby Lee, is the best comedian that's out right now. Thank you.
Thank you. He's not here.
I mean, I used to get up.

Speaker 2 What's the laughter for, huh?

Speaker 2 He's one of my top 23.

Speaker 4 I can see how uncomfortable you're getting.

Speaker 2 Oh, of course. I mean, Trevor's a great comedian.
This is the same chair that Bobby was appraising me on on the show.

Speaker 2 And you were like, I mean, I guess.

Speaker 2 I wasn't.

Speaker 2 Show the footage. Two man on screen.

Speaker 2 You said, you said, he said, how good is Trevor Wallace? I go, he's great. And then he wanted me to go down this road with him and being like, oh, Trevor, oh, my God.

Speaker 2 And I was annoyed with him trying to pull me down this weird road. I was like, what? He's great.
I said he's great. And he's like, no, no, no, he's better than great.
I was like, okay, man.

Speaker 2 Well, now you're... What do you think about me? I hate you.
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 I absolutely love you, dude.

Speaker 2 I think you're a great comic. And also,

Speaker 2 a really cutie patuti. When we did that show together, man, I watched you on stage.
Boy, oh, boy, do you got a nice, you got a nice structure? Like in the face or the ass? Just your bot is cool.

Speaker 2 Oh, nice. What angle? Just your bot is cool.
I was behind you.

Speaker 2 And I saw you sideways, too, a lot. Oh, at

Speaker 2 when we did.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, I did the bad for you. We did the show together.
Yeah, I was supposed to be brought out on stage, and then you're like, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no. It's not how it works over here.

Speaker 2 Too much pale pigment on one screen

Speaker 2 well we're mixing it up today because we've got you know we have two whites in the lead chair uh but feels good it is nice but i need we needed a little bit of uh a little bit of asian spice a little bit of fish i'm glad i could do that for you wreck you do wreck did you did you have any time to speak to juicy did you guys get to meet um

Speaker 3 like After watching this podcast every week, I feel like I know her.

Speaker 2 You don't watch it every week, do you? I do. God bless.

Speaker 3 I love this podcast, man.

Speaker 2 You're incredible.

Speaker 3 So I saw her and I, first thing I said was was not nice to meet you, but I love you. And then

Speaker 3 it just came out.

Speaker 3 It took me aback, and I was like, wait, I love it. I mean, nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's sweet. Yeah.

Speaker 3 How did you respond?

Speaker 3 I don't love you, though.

Speaker 2 I mean, I like you. I'm like playing hard to get, dude.
She said, who diss. Think you're great? I said, who dis?

Speaker 2 Oh, I did not.

Speaker 2 To his face. Did you?

Speaker 4 No, I said, I love you, too.

Speaker 3 Okay, nice. So we love each other.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm all about the love.

Speaker 2 You are all about the love. Yeah.

Speaker 4 That's what I do before I go on stage. People ask what I think about.
I just think about love and try to like expand it.

Speaker 2 Are you being serious?

Speaker 4 Dead serious.

Speaker 2 I like this.

Speaker 2 We need more love. Do you like say something in your head?

Speaker 4 Sometimes I think about someone like my mom or someone like that's easy for me to like feel like love. And then I just like expand that.

Speaker 2 I like that.

Speaker 2 I think about.

Speaker 1 But I should think about my jokes probably.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. No, that comes next.
That's not that big. I think about Kanye West right before I go on.

Speaker 2 Because a lot of his rhetoric lately, you know, it's really inspiring.

Speaker 2 He's inspiring this guy. He's a loopy, sad boy, man.
And somebody, then I just saw an article that said he was ranting about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis. I saw that.
No, his cock.

Speaker 2 Oh, the penis or the rants. Yeah, the 10-incher.
I've known Pete for a long time. And when I met him, he was only eight inches.
So it's cool to see that you grow with time

Speaker 2 as a person and in your penis. Allegedly screamed about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis during a fight with Charlemagne.
Charlemagne will do that, man.

Speaker 2 He's so good at pulling people into this world of getting really mad and stuff. He's so fucking good at like making people get annoyed and pissed off and then

Speaker 2 blowing up on his show. He also baits people to say fucked up shit.

Speaker 3 Do they have footage of that, though?

Speaker 2 The cock? No.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 If I had a 10-inch cock, I mean,

Speaker 2 I'd be doing the same thing. Running around town trying to date everybody.
Yeah, 100%. But unfortunately, I don't.
How many inches is your cock, Trev? Probably six and a quarter.

Speaker 2 Six and a quarter is honest and real, and I know that's actually the number. Yeah, yeah.
You measured it, huh? Oh, yeah, recently. But you know what's a trip?

Speaker 2 One time I measured it with a straight ruler, like a hard ruler, a wooden ruler, and then I did it with a tape measure,

Speaker 2 and I was longer on the tape measure. On tape measurer.
So, what's up, dude? Is that skewed?

Speaker 4 You got the curves in there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you go all the way around. It's angles.
I had to use a protractor to get some of my cock there.

Speaker 4 If I had a penis, I'd measure it all the time.

Speaker 2 Nah, because once you get it, you got it. You got to get the height charts.
You'd be checking it out.

Speaker 2 H-Day market. Yeah.
Yeah, it really depends on the season. Summer is probably better than most, but it's true.
Summer, you do have a nicer cock in the summer. Humidity feels comfortable.

Speaker 2 The winter always makes me get a small penis. Oh, yeah.
It's like you took Adderall. It's just not good for you.
It just doesn't work. Does your penis shrink up in the winter?

Speaker 3 It's pretty much the same, always.

Speaker 2 Same size, always. Yeah.
Never changes. Consistency.
Yeah. Summer penis is a thing, by the way.
Look at this. This is a thing.
Men are claiming. Oh, yeah.
Men will do anything to make sure their penis

Speaker 2 seems bigger. The heat wave is making their penis bigger.
Look at this, global warming. It's a good thing.
Oh, nice. Let's keep fucking up the environment as long as we get bigger cocks.

Speaker 2 The world is melting bigger cocks. Now, that's my special name right there.

Speaker 2 What is summer penis? Summer penis. Dude, summer penis is a thing.

Speaker 3 I'm going to have to check now.

Speaker 2 I didn't know that. All right, everyone at home, measure your cock in the winter and the summer.
Please send your results because Fancy needs to see.

Speaker 2 Actually, send a picture of your penis in the summer and then in the winter to Fancy.

Speaker 3 But isn't LA like just in a perpetual summer state?

Speaker 2 Everybody's always packing. That's why I live here.
Yeah. Stay dick.

Speaker 3 Stay sick. Are you from L.A.?

Speaker 2 Pretty much. Okay.
Like the suburbs of it, like an hour away.

Speaker 2 God bless. So I've just been packing my whole life.
You're from L.A.?

Speaker 3 No, I'm from New York.

Speaker 2 I'm from Queens. Let's just say you're from L.A.

Speaker 3 I'm from L.A.

Speaker 2 I did. I forgot.
But you lived in Queens for a short amount of time and then you guys moved. Didn't you tell me that?

Speaker 3 No, I was born and raised in Queens and then I moved to L.A.

Speaker 2 Wow. Maybe there's another Asian on the show.
My bad, dude. The whole show is Asians, by the way.
I'm not kidding. Look at the fucking cast for this show.

Speaker 2 There's one white and all Asians.

Speaker 2 This is my thing, man. I'm the white.
Get the

Speaker 2 token white guy? Yeah, I'm the token white guy. Yeah.
For now.

Speaker 2 Until they're like, we got to get a new white.

Speaker 3 I think you should capitalize on this. And you love golf.
Koreans love golf.

Speaker 2 Bro, I love golf.

Speaker 3 You should be a star in Korea.

Speaker 2 Well, link me up with the Koreans. What do I need to do? I do a show with the little one every week, and it's not.

Speaker 3 I'll get you some cameos and some rap videos.

Speaker 2 I'm will you, will you seriously? I absolutely will. I want to get linked up with the Koreans.

Speaker 3 Let's go.

Speaker 2 Get some K-pop going. I fuck with Koreans.
I love their food. I love the people.

Speaker 3 And you're a non-cringe ally.

Speaker 2 A non-cringe ally. Hell yeah, dude.
That's so good to know.

Speaker 2 You are too. I think off of you.
You're vouching for sure. I was like, am I? What about you?

Speaker 3 Well, I haven't really heard her speak on any

Speaker 2 issues.

Speaker 2 I said I love it. But she loves.
How do you feel about Korea? Go. I love it.

Speaker 2 That's kind of like the most NPC answer ever. I love it.
Give me some. There's also an axe underneath your chair.
Is that planned? Do we know this? There's an axe under there? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 We know that. Okay, for sure.
It's Rudy has knives all over the place. Gotcha.
Okay, makes sense. Tell me, tell me.
Okay, make yourself an ally right now towards anybody.

Speaker 2 It doesn't have to be Koreans, but let's go. Let's hear what your stances are on public issues.

Speaker 4 Well, I'd have, I think it's case by case.

Speaker 2 All right, let's start with something heavy. The Jews.
Let's go.

Speaker 4 You have to give me an example, though.

Speaker 2 Korean Jews. Korean Jews.
How are they?

Speaker 4 I mean, I think people are people.

Speaker 3 I think Ben Baller's a Korean Jew.

Speaker 2 Ben Baller's a Korean Jew. I think he converted.

Speaker 3 Is he really?

Speaker 3 I mean, he works in diamonds.

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay. Shout out our fellow people, our fellow Jews out here.
Yeah, Trev is a Jew, but you're a half-Jew, right? I got a bar mitzvah. I'm Jewed up.
For real?

Speaker 2 My dad is Christian. My mom is Jewish.
But in that. Because you look Christian.
Thank you. You 100%.

Speaker 2 It's kind of like a puggle dog.

Speaker 2 You look more like a beagle than a pug. So it's like, it's nice.
People are like, you're fucking Jewish, dude. But that's kind of nice that you don't, because you don't look the thing.
Yeah. Because

Speaker 2 you look like what they,

Speaker 2 what Mormons want, you are. Okay.
Like handsome. Handsome swiping right.
Well, you're handsome. You're clean cut.
Like you look like you've never had an STD.

Speaker 2 You look like you've never gotten in bad boy trouble. Have you gotten in bad boy trouble? No.
See what I mean? No. You're pure, dude.
You're one of these guys.

Speaker 2 I can see you wearing one of these white shirts. That's you for Halloween, ah.
Yeah, I might go like no helmet, though. I don't want to fuck up the hair on the whites, but.

Speaker 2 Speaking of no helmet, you have one, though. You're cirqued, right?

Speaker 2 Clipped up, yeah.

Speaker 2 Are you circumcised? Yeah. You are.

Speaker 4 Are you circumcised? I don't have a penis.

Speaker 2 What the fuck? Get out of town.

Speaker 2 And the show.

Speaker 2 Are you tucked? What do they do for girls? Do they tuck you? Do they tuck you early just to make sure the lips don't fall out too much?

Speaker 4 They don't really do much in this country.

Speaker 2 We don't. No.
We should. We should find out a way to have.

Speaker 2 Girls need to get circumcised too, guys. I'm sick of this fucking thing where it's like just men.
It's gross. Like, let's.
Equality. Girls need to get snipped.

Speaker 4 Don't some places do that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, like the Sudan. Yeah, but that's vaginal mutilation.
They like, they hold them against their will.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I don't, do you think they call it vaginal mutilation?

Speaker 2 They call it ouchy, ouchy, I think.

Speaker 2 You're going to get ouchy today, buddy.

Speaker 2 Trevor,

Speaker 2 I'm happy that you're here in in Bobby's seat because I got to tell you, your energy is good, and I do think we might have to genuinely replace. Oh, fuck yeah.
Where is Bobby?

Speaker 2 Does he know this is going on? No, he has no idea. What is he doing right now? Is he still at that Joe's Crab Shack in Honolulu?

Speaker 2 That was the saddest thing. He posted six times.
I almost flew there and sucked him off myself.

Speaker 2 He was like, day four, all alone. Now, Bobby, I love you, but let me send you some hoes.
Respectfully, Willie.

Speaker 2 He's in New York. He's filming,

Speaker 2 what's the show called now? It's Sex in the City, but it's called something else. And just like that.
And just like that. My mom loves that show.

Speaker 4 That's how she knows Bobby.

Speaker 2 Really? Seriously? That is. I was like, don't tell him that he'd be so.

Speaker 4 I never told him that. I was like, you might know him from Mad TV or something.
And she's like, no, actually, I know him from Sex in the City.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you know what? Audiences must be huge because they keep making seasons of this show.

Speaker 4 She loves it. She says he's great in it.

Speaker 2 And just like that. What is his character in there? He was a podcaster.

Speaker 2 You're lying. I swear to God.
Look. That's where Hollywood is right now.
Well, that.

Speaker 2 oh my god yeah he's like a hype beast podcaster though

Speaker 2 yeah that's him right there no way and that's his co-host right she's the co-host the girl on the right the

Speaker 2 our left yeah well you know what's funny is i'm not being facetious by any means i think

Speaker 2 the person he's with goes by they oh i'm serious i'm being serious i'm not being a smart ass i'm not gonna lie they look like they're having more fun than he usually has on here well he's acting

Speaker 2 so this might all be coming that's interesting Tying together. That's an interesting.
Look, look at him. Look at him.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's acting, dude. Okay.
Bobby's never. Look at the phone.

Speaker 4 That's how he talks to you on the phone.

Speaker 2 With his feet up in the air.

Speaker 2 Do you remember how those days when you would call someone on the phone and talk to them for hours and hours and hours?

Speaker 2 Like a boy, did you ever have a boy crush that you like spoke to on the phone for hours at night? Yeah. Until your mom was like, get off the phone.

Speaker 4 Yeah, well, I had the cell phone by junior high. So by the time I was like calling boys, I had a cell phone.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 racking up those minutes. Yeah.
Were you on unlimited?

Speaker 4 No, I didn't understand minutes. And then one day she was like, how did you make the like?

Speaker 2 How are you?

Speaker 4 But I didn't know she had a record of how much I was on the phone.

Speaker 2 So that was pretty embarrassing. Yeah, that was fun.
Or it's how they flex. Well, they can see that.
You're like, yeah, mom, I get fucking dudes. Leave me alone.

Speaker 2 Where's your minutes at, Barbara?

Speaker 2 No, you know what? I did it from a.

Speaker 2 We were house phone kids. Yeah.
Like, I grew up. You didn't have house phone.
I had it for a little bit. You're old enough.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I had a house phone. You didn't, though.
You didn't know you had a housephone. Oh, you did? I used to have...
My parents made me answer the phone a certain way. Oh, let's fucking.
Oh, whoa.

Speaker 2 Bring the chaos in. Piece of shit.
Whoa, baby girl. With the bedazzled Wawa.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Oh, what's up? $700 down a drink.

Speaker 1 I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking rich.

Speaker 2 She is really rich, dude. This is out of control.
This is what she does. Why did I answer like this?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 you're an ample joint sweatpant.

Speaker 1 This is a Bobby move.

Speaker 2 Should I leave? Because she's way funnier than I am. No, no, she's not.

Speaker 2 Stay.

Speaker 2 All right, well, let's here's the deal. I want to see how we can make this work.
We're going to be interviewing a few people today to find out who's going to take over Bobby's seat.

Speaker 2 Juicy, you're in on this too, because, you know, this would be a co-host for you. Okay.
So she doesn't even want it.

Speaker 4 She does. Wait, no, I'm not grateful.

Speaker 2 Can I

Speaker 2 audition to be a producer after this, too? Yeah, you sure can. That's a good spot back there.

Speaker 3 I thought I was auditioning for Rudy.

Speaker 2 You are. You already got it.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, that's racist. You put the Asian in the Asian spot?

Speaker 2 What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Wait, what's wrong with putting the Asian in the Asian spot? Also, this show is all Asian most of the time. It's me drowned by Asians.

Speaker 2 The only thing that saves me on this show is that I got, you know,

Speaker 2 I have a fucking, you know, what.

Speaker 3 This is the diversity episode.

Speaker 2 A couple of border jumpers. Yeah, with the white.
Not you.

Speaker 1 I thought you were saying gay guys.

Speaker 3 Huh?

Speaker 1 I thought you were saying they were your gay guys.

Speaker 2 They kind of are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like married gay guys.

Speaker 2 But only one jumped the border. The other one flew here.
Oh, boy.

Speaker 1 On a private jet that is data?

Speaker 2 Fancy. That's more my speech.
Have you ever have you been on a private jet, Carlos? Uh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Because your dad? No, uh, ex-father-in-law. Father-in-law.
That's a rich sentence. Oh my god.
Ex-father-in-law. That's a CSI Miami show if I've ever heard of one.
Were you married rich? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Your ex was super wealthy? Yeah. That girl that I met? Yeah, Jeff.
Really? No, she did not look rich. She didn't look rich at all.
She looked like yoga.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 She looked like

Speaker 1 she got paid in donations.

Speaker 2 In hope. She got paid in promises.
Yeah, I had a place in the Bahamas, like a vineyard. She had a place in the Bahamas in a vineyard.

Speaker 1 Where'd you guys meet in rehab?

Speaker 2 Bern Zinger. Silver Lake.
Same place.

Speaker 2 Same place.

Speaker 2 That's where you move to get detox and Jesus.

Speaker 2 Silver Lake is fucking... That is rehab town.

Speaker 2 Everyone there is. Trevor Lux.

Speaker 2 Looks just like me. Can I tell you something? I complimented him already.
He is so fucking cute.

Speaker 1 Extra cute.

Speaker 2 Let's go, baby.

Speaker 2 He gets nervous when i say that to him because he knows that i'm i mean it you're gonna yeah but you have big brother energy like you like compliment and i'm waiting for you just like nut tap me under the desk like fucking bitch maybe i'll nut rub you oh god

Speaker 2 i do have big brother energy i do right but like even when we were in austin and the girl i was with met you she's like i think that guy hates me i was like no that's just him oh my god you nagged trevor's girl do you want to know what happened for real so this is really what happened this is kind of crazy there's a million people people backstage, and these guys know during production of shows, it's a nightmare, and you're trying to figure out like who's going on when and when, when, when.

Speaker 2 And we're doing a bad friends live, so there's a bunch of different people coming and going, someone was late, and they couldn't get a bus, and he was dropped off at the wrong time, and blah, blah, and it was all this shit.

Speaker 2 And I see this girl who's wearing a lanyard, and I immediately am thinking she works for

Speaker 2 the festival.

Speaker 2 Oh my God. So, she stands.

Speaker 2 She's standing there alone. It's like, give me a fucking call, bro.
I go, bitch, get me a coffee, bitch.

Speaker 1 I thought she was getting paid to be fucking abused.

Speaker 2 I'm thinking she's someone's manager or agent or a fucking...

Speaker 2 You know what happens at these festivals that like people in the fucking business just are allowed to just go places and you're like, who are you? And they're like, I work for F, you know.

Speaker 1 We did a Quibi show in 09.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and I'm like, okay. So I didn't fuck her off, but I was like, hey, what's up? I just kind of was, I didn't know who she was.
I thought she was just another girl backstage.

Speaker 2 And then Trevor's like,

Speaker 2 Trevor's like, this is my girlfriend. And I was like, oh my God.
Then I reintroduced myself nicely.

Speaker 2 I was just like, does she work with us I have no idea fancy brings around these young women all the time he's a baby thief this guy in the glasses he'll just show up and be like I brought that baby he'll just bring a baby oh nice and I'm like why do you have a little baby and he's like she'll go for the show and I'm like okay she's a human stork just dropping I don't pay enough here so I have to you know sell babies we don't pay enough you're fired you're fucking I get the audition for that role next yeah you're up I think I'll be a good producer I'll just pull up porn hub every 14 minutes but I did I was very nice to your girlfriend after you introduced her properly.

Speaker 2 But you left her out.

Speaker 2 You left her astray, by the way. But you guys were like, you're doing the podcast.
You're doing stand-up. You're doing the podcast.
And I was just on my toes. So I fucked off for a little bit.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, you kind of fucked her off more. That's my bad.
That's my bad.

Speaker 1 Can I just say you broke up, right? Yeah. I just want to let the ladies know out there Trevor is available.

Speaker 2 Bad friends. What's up? He's fucking handsome.

Speaker 1 He's ready to go.

Speaker 2 He is hot and handsome. And he's got a six and one quarter penis.
Six and a quarter, baby. Really?

Speaker 4 Maybe bigger in the summer.

Speaker 2 Bigger in the summer. You might have summer dick.
Somebody transferred to me. How to trim that hair and make that dick bigger.
Wait a minute. That girl that I met, you broke up with her?

Speaker 2 You were no longer together. Well, then I don't feel bad about what I did to her.

Speaker 2 There we go.

Speaker 2 Because when he was on stage, she was like, I love him so much. And I was like, shut up.
And she said that. She goes, he's so funny.
And I go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Speaker 1 Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch.

Speaker 2 You got to dump it, bitch.

Speaker 2 No, she was really nice. She was very, very nice and cool.
And I was sweet to her once you introduced me. But that's the rule.

Speaker 2 Everybody knows if you bring a significant other to an event or something, you can't leave them out to stray. You have to, she has to to be near you.
Right, right, right.

Speaker 2 Because otherwise, she's rogue. Then it's like, who is this lady back? It's a rogue lady.
And I assume she's somebody's manager or PR person, and I do not want to PR vibes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and I don't want to talk to PR people.

Speaker 4 Annie has the best significant other. She's got a Todd.

Speaker 1 I got a Todd. Everyone deserves a Todd.
Todd can wander off. It's fucking annoying, though, because I'm always like, where's Todd? I was like, I'm holding my own purse.
I'm like, where is Todd?

Speaker 2 Todd. Everything.
It's like, oh my God, just download it. I guess he was gone.

Speaker 1 I guess he was having so much fun. And everyone just like adopted Todd.
I was like, guys, Todd's mine.

Speaker 2 Okay. Let's see.
No, we kind of took Todd on our own. When I see him at the store, I get happy.
When I see you, I get happy because I love you. But when I see him, I'm like, ooh, Todd's here.

Speaker 2 I get a better one. No, he's my better half.
I know. He really is.
He's my better half Asian. He is half.
He's half. But which Asian? It's not a good one, though.

Speaker 1 No, he's Lautian. That's so cute.

Speaker 2 Oh, that is good.

Speaker 1 They have like, yeah, they have.

Speaker 2 Reck, you got any comments about?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 3 You know, I don't think I wouldn't say the best Asian.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm just the best because he's my boyfriend. Rank the Asians, for real.
Be honest.

Speaker 1 Korea is King. Oh, we know who's at the bottom.

Speaker 3 That's the second one. Korea's number one.
That's all I got.

Speaker 2 Korean is kidding. Korean is really good.
And then who's second? Be real.

Speaker 2 It doesn't really matter. Yes.
Oh, whoa. You're not first or last.
Ricky Bobby. There we go.

Speaker 3 Today, good nights.

Speaker 2 I think it goes. Koreans, I've said this on the show.
Japanese love Japanese people.

Speaker 2 Keep the camera on him for this.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 Koreans, Japanese.

Speaker 2 I have to say Chinese. I have to say Chinese because, you know.
Because they get the short out of the side. Well, they own this show, I'm sure.
We don't even know it, but they own the show.

Speaker 3 There is a ranking of not giving a fuck and giving too much of a fuck. Japanese people are here, they give too much of a fuck.

Speaker 3 That's why they're so polite and with that, kind of mask their true emotions.

Speaker 1 It's fake, is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then they're like the Canadian, and then Chinese, yeah, my bad.

Speaker 3 But Chinese people just don't give a fuck at all, and then Koreans are smack in the middle. Like, no, I don't give a fuck, but I do versatile.

Speaker 2 That's why I say that.

Speaker 2 What about like uh,

Speaker 2 what about Tai? What about Taiwanese?

Speaker 3 They just hate

Speaker 2 being called Chinese, yeah, that's right, they do. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2 All right, so I'm going to interview Trevor and then

Speaker 2 we'll get we'll swap with Annie and the jeans. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Six and a quarter inches. Thanks for coming in today.
Of course. Am I? This is me, not Bobby.
Thanks for coming in today.

Speaker 1 Hey, pleasure to be here. Oh my God, he's failing.

Speaker 2 He's failing so bad.

Speaker 2 Tell me. Oh, I have to be like mean.
What do you mean? What's up, bitch? No, no, that's not.

Speaker 2 I'm the mean one. No, but like, I feel like that's how you win people over is you like, be like rude.
You're the dumb one. I'm the mean one.
She's the sweet, funny one. You get it? Oh, okay.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm fine. We're all acting.
Yes.

Speaker 2 All right. Yeah.
Because I'm very smart.

Speaker 2 I did very well on the ACTs. All right.
Yes. All right.
Oh, what did you get on the ACTs, Charlie?

Speaker 2 24.

Speaker 2 Isn't that the SAT dog?

Speaker 2 ACTs are out of 36.

Speaker 2 ACTs are 36, yeah. Yeah.
I did well for state school kids. Wait, so what did you get on the eighth grade? I smoked weed in eighth grade out of a light bulb.
So for me, like, this is a good trajectory.

Speaker 2 Literally, the first time I smoked weed, 420, 8th grade.

Speaker 1 That sounds like a great idea. Get it.

Speaker 2 Do it. Out of

Speaker 2 a light bulb? Yeah, I was with some other kid, and he broke the glass off, and then just used the bottom as like a bulk and then put it over. You guys are.
What's the first time?

Speaker 2 How was the first device you used to ingest marijuana, Rick?

Speaker 3 Just like a J? Oh, no, a blunt, actually. A blunt.

Speaker 2 Cool Guyana. That's way cooler.
Cool Guyanese. And that's New York.
Those are cool.

Speaker 2 Just a blunt. I was cool.
I was smoking weed out of a GE damn electric bill.

Speaker 1 I was a.

Speaker 2 Was it an Edison ball?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 A Bic pen, like

Speaker 1 just the outside piece, the tube with tinfoil on the outside.

Speaker 2 Oh, dude, you know, sometimes I forget.

Speaker 1 I think there's a guy named Vic, who, if he is alive, I am in shock.

Speaker 2 I forget where you're from, and then stuff like that reminds me. Oh, Philip.
Oh, yeah. Whenever I, like a Bic pen, yeah, you are, that's so trash.
That's disgusting. Mine was an apple, 100% an apple.

Speaker 2 Apple sold. Apple was like the smartest because

Speaker 2 we couldn't buy papers because we were scared they wouldn't sell them to us. We were 14.
And my buddy was like, a guy I know said you could smoke it through fruit. And I was like, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 And he said,

Speaker 2 he got two pencils, jammed them through, and we smoked him an apple. And then he was like, man, we have to eat the apple.

Speaker 2 That kid who's trying to eat the apple after you all made love to it.

Speaker 1 Even the cookie after you jerk off on it. It's like, come on, leave the cookie alone.

Speaker 2 The cum cookie?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't. Carlos did laugh like he was always the cum cookie eater, by the way.

Speaker 2 Carlos, did you ever eat a cum cookie? Be honest.

Speaker 1 No, but he's always watched guys jerk off. He has done, he has watched a lot of guys masturbate.

Speaker 2 Have you guys mutually masturbated on a thing or in a thing with friends? Have you ever done that? You know about the come cookie. You know, I know about it.
I've never done it.

Speaker 2 Have you done this rec? No. Damn.
You've done it? Gluten-free. Yeah, I am gluten-free.
I did. I did.
I did. I did a group jerk off in a thing.
It was really mean.

Speaker 2 College or just at the comedy store?

Speaker 1 I feel like it was at the comedy store.

Speaker 2 I'm like,

Speaker 2 all right. Name the name of the story.

Speaker 2 We all jerked off on Eliza's dog. Oh my God, Blanche.

Speaker 2 That's why she was called Blanche.

Speaker 1 Blanche means white because it's for the gym.

Speaker 2 She was like, can somebody watch my dog? She went on stage. We all just jerked off on a dog.
Oh, God. Oh, we'll watch her, all right.

Speaker 2 We're going down, Eliza. I'm sorry about this.

Speaker 2 I think the dog passed away, by the way. Sorry about that.
Got a new one. Eliza, we're just joking around.
We're just kidding around, you know. Comedy.

Speaker 1 I do hear that the dog died from drowning.

Speaker 2 Too much cumulative. Too much.

Speaker 2 It was another jizz fatality. Oh, no, no.

Speaker 1 So many at the comedy store have been jizz fatalities.

Speaker 2 Sounds like a dog is drowning in cum back there. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 Happens all the time. No, we did.
I did did something very mean a guy

Speaker 2 a guy that a dude that we knew in high school that some someone didn't like and they were they had beef over a girl yeah and he stole his jacket from an auditorium like he put down his jacket and we all jerked off on this guy's jacket into you should have came like in the pockets like somewhere funny oh i came away later he's like where's my phone

Speaker 2 chill again

Speaker 2 Well, let me tell you something. The guy that the guy had beef with that we knew, he gave him back that jacket.
That jacket was returned to the rightful owner.

Speaker 1 It's the best best kick-me sign ever

Speaker 2 well because we know but he but no one else knows it's perfect but now he does by the way he's watching this and he's like no

Speaker 2 it's my favorite jacket jacket it's my favorite american i love forgotten ghizload story yeah i uh in college i jerked off and i usually would jerk off into like a wad of tissues and then i just throw put it in my pocket and throw it into the bathroom flush it i put it in my pocket so fucking serial kick i wasn't i'll just dispose of it in the bathroom you don't have a trash can i'm the domer of jerking off um

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, but I was high as fuck, too. And then I had to go to class.
That goes crazy. Yeah, a lot of elements going together.

Speaker 3 So I had this in my pocket, went to go take a test, and just smelled like jizz throughout the whole test. And I was like, who the fuck?

Speaker 3 You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 You thought it was you? Yeah. And then I was like reaching, I was rummaging through my pockets, and I was like, what the fuck is this? I pulled it out in front of everybody.

Speaker 2 It's just this wild.

Speaker 3 But nobody knew what it was.

Speaker 1 You should have blown your nose in.

Speaker 3 I know. I should have played it off.
But yeah, that was kind of a story I was hoping to forget, but it came up.

Speaker 2 I'm glad that came back in the morning. What did it allow to do after? You just held it like Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 3 I was like, no, I realized what it was, and I just went back in my pocket.

Speaker 2 What's the first device you use to smoke marijuana?

Speaker 4 A pipe, like a lady.

Speaker 2 Like a good lady.

Speaker 1 I imagine it being like a big tobacco pipe, though. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Cornhouse one. Papa, papa,

Speaker 2 little glass pipe. I used to love chill'ems.
I used to love

Speaker 2 those one-hitters. Because you feel cool that you know how to use them.
Yeah. And it was cool to say chillum.
I was always like, oh, bring them, bring them. I always felt like I was saying,

Speaker 2 yeah, we call those one-hitters. Do you ever get to see the cigarette ones that were metal and you like dip in? I still have them.
Of course, we have all of them. Tit Mouse just sent me one.

Speaker 2 Tit Mouse the Animation House was like, Merry Christmas and sent me a little, a little, it's a little beautiful wooden box. It's carved really nice.
But it looks like a cigarette? Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's like double six. You look like you're smoking nicotine, but you're just smoking weed.

Speaker 1 Did you guys smoke wet?

Speaker 2 No, dude. No one's smoking balming fluid, you fucking wet.
I'm like, Tit Mouse, be cool. It's wet, dude.

Speaker 1 Let's bring wet back.

Speaker 2 Wet is embalming fluid. Oh, I said wet back.
I think I smoked that. I don't even know what that is.
Sorry, Carlos.

Speaker 2 Wait, is that like. I'm bringing wet back.

Speaker 4 Is that like dipped in lean?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah, it's for embalding.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 They said formaldehyde, but I can't imagine what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 It is formaldehyde. That is embalming fluid.
That's what that is.

Speaker 1 That's so cool.

Speaker 2 It's what they put in bodies when they die. That's not lean.
And you were just smoking on that?

Speaker 4 Because I've smoked blunts dipped in lean.

Speaker 2 That's different.

Speaker 1 Oh, lean is cough syrup, right?

Speaker 2 Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 And when you smoke it, you lean.

Speaker 2 That's what they call that. Jesus.

Speaker 2 That's what I was told. You're better than that.
She's better than that. You're better than that.

Speaker 1 Some fucking annoying comedians that could just like, if we said, if I said that, people would be like, that's not funny.

Speaker 2 You'd be fired, yeah.

Speaker 1 But you say it, it's like your whole cadence and who you are is so funny that you're never, you could just not try. She's a great comedian.

Speaker 3 I think Chappelle is like that, too. I mean, he's absolutely funny, but people aren't.

Speaker 2 Whatever he says is.

Speaker 1 I know it's like you speak and joke.

Speaker 2 But that's just because he's black. All right.
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 Remember when I said wet back?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you smoked out of it. No, but by the way, you guys are saying that the cigarette is what we call one-hitters.
Chillums aren't one-hitters. Chillums are glass pipes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you fucking losers. You don't fucking.

Speaker 2 You never smoked wet. Fucking endorse.
All right, hold on. We need to finish this interview.
We need to finish this interview. I'm in.
I'm in.

Speaker 2 So listen, what do you think you can bring to the show that Bobby doesn't? The jawline.

Speaker 2 Whoa,

Speaker 2 that's a fire.

Speaker 1 He also said he has six inches, so six and a half inches.

Speaker 2 I've seen Bobby's cock multiple times.

Speaker 2 Who hasn't can I tell you something we we measured it soft and hard and it's actually he actually is a grower not a shower he does his whole life of a small penis thing but it actually does grow he's got good size but grows to what you're not saying the number for a reason

Speaker 2 yeah it's well it's not my it's not my tale to tell

Speaker 2 more of a more of a nub it's like uh you know it's like this uh like that that's really that that's pretty soft

Speaker 2 that's not bad that's something that's a handful right there you go look at it like a flashlight or something

Speaker 2 this is shaq holding a coke can

Speaker 2 This is not bad.

Speaker 2 Same width or no? Yeah, exactly. And green on the top? He's got that double espresso.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to remember that.

Speaker 1 They got one of them double espresso.

Speaker 2 That's right, Chris. All right, so a jawline.
Jawline, yeah. Huge.
And then one more final question for the interview, Juicy, and then we have to decide if he's going to work.

Speaker 4 Well, I've got to hear everybody first.

Speaker 2 Okay, I know. Jesus.

Speaker 2 Remember who took you to the Red American Madison? Are you going to Hollywood or not? What are we doing? All right, so the last question that I'll ask you

Speaker 2 is:

Speaker 2 are you willing to denounce your Judaism and identify as a Korean? Yes,

Speaker 2 100%, 35 times, yes. For the rest of your life? Yes.
You have to be Korean. Yeah, I would do that.
You're going to have to get Korean face. Well, what is that?

Speaker 2 Everybody knows what Korean is. Show us what it is.
What does a job entail? Would you mind showing me what does Korean face look like?

Speaker 3 Now, we could trade, though. I'm down to be Jewish.

Speaker 2 See? It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 I love Marvelous. Mrs.

Speaker 2 Amazon. We just be eating movies and sandwiches.
That girl's not even Jewish, by the way. She got a lot of heat for that.

Speaker 1 But she's got great tits.

Speaker 2 She's all this title. I auditioned.
Jews be having tits.

Speaker 2 She could have nice sauce. Jews be having tits.

Speaker 1 You guys thought my tits were going to compete with those tits?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but they could have fluffed you up.

Speaker 1 They should have hired her tits.

Speaker 2 Just CGI her tits onto your body.

Speaker 1 Wait, I think this is a good freaky Friday we could do.

Speaker 2 Jew Korean swatts. I'll learn Torah.

Speaker 3 I'll read Torah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 all you do is read opposite right usually read like this you go other way it's like manga it's like reading Japanese manga we do that shit too Japanese manga or Korean manga same what is that manga just like you know anime comic book yeah

Speaker 2 why is anime so horny they go straight for the big tits you because because what he was saying before truth be told Japanese are so like uh uh uh repressionally stunted and oppressed that they that like that's why they're that's why the figures of women that they have are like cartoon characters.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what that's where tentacle porn comes from.

Speaker 2 It's from like not being able to show that I absolutely love that tentacle porn shows from because they can't show penetration.

Speaker 2 Oh, their pornos can't show like a penis going in a vagina. It's got to be it's blurry.

Speaker 2 Yeah, now that I like edit, I like edit a lot of my videos. That's got to be hard to do all that tracking for like the blur on the vagina.
Oh shots. The director's like, let's just do a tripod.

Speaker 2 You stay there. I don't want to try.

Speaker 1 I'm an expert of that.

Speaker 2 It does take a while, though. She blurs because she blurs her feet because.

Speaker 1 My feet are big. I got size 15.

Speaker 2 You know what it really is? People want her feet bad, and on the internet, she's not willing to give it to them unless they pay.

Speaker 1 No, it's not even like I say

Speaker 1 a million dollars in quarters, I'll take for, but it's it's more just I didn't know they were jerking off to my feet and I felt betrayed.

Speaker 2 All right, I got to tell you something. I think Trevor's in, but I have a couple questions for him.
Okay,

Speaker 1 I just let everyone know I'm actually looking at Fancy's dick, and he is bottomless.

Speaker 2 Do you know that?

Speaker 2 Is that what he does?

Speaker 2 He's bottomless. She got Bluetooth on it.
All right, Trev. Yeah.
Let's hear it. Okay.
Gopher Fancy. Are you going to be late to every statement?

Speaker 2 No, I'm here. You know, I showed up on time driving out here, far as fuck, but I'm here.

Speaker 3 Is that true? Is Bobby late?

Speaker 2 Historically, Bobby used to be late to this show so much, it would cause actual real fights between him and I in the real world.

Speaker 2 Like, he would show up so late and not care, and then we would get in fights because we'd be like, dude, everyone's waiting all night. And we used to record almost always at night.

Speaker 2 And then it would piss me off so fucking much. But now he's been on time because daddy cracked the whip.

Speaker 2 When did he start showing up? Like when the views were just doing great? He's like, oh, I got to start showing up. This show got views off the jump.
Oh, my bad. My bad.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 Stay in line, young man. But what did you say to him that was like, all right, get your shit together? Or probably just that?

Speaker 2 What was it that, like, what was it? You just pulled him aside one day. You're like, fucking get it together.
I think we had a live fight, a real fight on the show. Oh, interesting.

Speaker 2 And I was genuine about how annoyed I was that he was so fucking late all the time. How late would it be? Dude, I mean, sometimes he would fucking forget that we had to tape that.

Speaker 4 Sometimes he's in New York right now.

Speaker 2 That's so funny.

Speaker 2 Was it when he was smoking weed? No, dude, he was sober. I mean, he did, he relapsed while we were filming.
Yeah. That happened, but that's why he got that trophy because he kicked the habit.
Yay. No.

Speaker 2 We got him out of it. But he, no, he, when he, you know, what's, you know, what's actually fucked up? This is awful to say.

Speaker 2 He can vouch, fancy can vouch, when Bobby was using again, he was actually on time. Like, he's trying to get the fuck out of here to go use again.
No, but he was more scheduled.

Speaker 2 That's so fucked up to say. Yeah, he wanted to get fucked up.
Well, you know what it really was? And I noticed the first time he relapsed when I was with him years ago,

Speaker 2 he was so afraid of getting caught that he was more poignant about everything.

Speaker 2 Like, he, he,

Speaker 2 that's the funny thing was, he was so nervous that, like, Kalila was going to find out or I was going to find out when I went to his house

Speaker 2 when he was using again, that he was like a little too unbobby. And I was like, that's really fucking weird.
And then he pulled me in the hallway.

Speaker 2 He was like, like, I gotta tell you, dude, I'm fucking definitely using again.

Speaker 1 I know, he's the worst at keeping the secret.

Speaker 2 Well, he wants to show me the weed. He's like, Look at all the weed.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna find Bobby, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 All right, so listen, wait, can I do one question? No, okay, of course.

Speaker 2 Fair enough, of course, you can.

Speaker 4 All right, so my question is: What can you do for me?

Speaker 2 Ooh, this is really good.

Speaker 4 Bobby's, you know, he's kind of brought me onto the show and he's got me a commercial agent.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. What can you offer? Damn, you know, I'll be very honest with myself.
What can you offer, Wallace? I can offer you

Speaker 2 how do you feel about stardom?

Speaker 2 How do you feel about views? Whoa, how do you feel about TikTok? How do you feel about reservations at Saddle Ranch whenever you want?

Speaker 3 Whoa, he is the voice of the youth.

Speaker 2 Free ride on the bull? I can just ride on the bull. I get you some cotton candy.

Speaker 2 I could just, I could send you a lot of Logan Paul's prime energy drinks. I have way too many of them at my house.
I could send you like eight cases of those.

Speaker 2 Liquid Death send me, they send me way too many sparkling waters. Hey, man, don't plug your shit on me.
Did you go to get that candle?

Speaker 1 Did you get that candle?

Speaker 4 I went to Trevor's house once and he had all these clothes on the table. And I don't know if you remember this, but you're like, yeah, if you want anything, just take something.

Speaker 4 I just get sent all this free stuff.

Speaker 2 So you answered your own question right there. If you need influencer shit that I don't want to wear, you got it.
All right. Yeah, it's like just a hype beast thrift store if you want it.

Speaker 2 Do you consider yourself an influencer as well? No, I think that term is just, it hurts. It's painful.
Why?

Speaker 2 I just think it gets lumped in with the same people who just do like a video. It's like, get ready with me before we go to ketamine in downtown L.A.

Speaker 2 rude.

Speaker 2 It sounds like my annie's video. That's her page.
Yeah, but what's the difference when people say podcaster?

Speaker 2 I had a guy yesterday tell me, he was like,

Speaker 2 I used to sell TV ads and now I do them for podcasts. I go, oh, I got a couple of podcasts.
He goes, oh, yeah. Kind of like, oh, really? You have a podcast?

Speaker 2 I go, what's the podcast that you guys do? He's like, it's called.

Speaker 1 I just met girls that make the Trader Joe's signs.

Speaker 2 That's their whole job. The bitches are very talented.

Speaker 2 inside the store. Yeah,

Speaker 1 their job is to make Trader Joe's signs.

Speaker 2 They got the best calligraphy.

Speaker 1 That's so good.

Speaker 2 That shit makes me feel good.

Speaker 2 Really, dog.

Speaker 4 They draw the items and everything.

Speaker 2 They'll throw a little joke in there every once in a while. I'm like, am I horny reading about peanut butter pretzels?

Speaker 2 Fucking, I love those peanut butter pretzels. Yeah, so the answer is I could give you just free influencer shit.
All right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 If you need it.

Speaker 2 I'll take that into it, Karen. All right.
Well, thank you so much, Trevor Wallace, for your time. For the people that go watch Trevor's Pod

Speaker 2 with Blaustein. Also, love Trevor.
Very, very funny comedian. You're very funny.
We do love you over here very much. Thank you.
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Speaker 2 Mama's looking real good.

Speaker 1 I'm looking beautiful. I'm so funny and so pretty.
It's crazy. It's so unfair.

Speaker 2 And your zongers are looking nice in the shirt.

Speaker 1 Oh, I put big titties in for this. I wanted to put, I have like really big fake tits, but they're hard to get over my hair.

Speaker 1 What what do you mean like they're like for like trans people and drag queens and stuff they're like cute their neck like they're i got big tits you'll see them on uh the halloween episode whoa dude i want to i want to see that

Speaker 1 what do you mean it's hard to get over your hair you put them they're like it's like a sticky like silicone and you have to put it go it's like got a neck and got

Speaker 1 a what like a fat suit but it's just a titty suit a fat titty suit yeah

Speaker 1 bottomless fucking bottomless can you believe it so disgusting because he was wearing pants when i got him No, no, no. People drop trow when they see me.

Speaker 2 It's crazy.

Speaker 2 You have that effect.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 welcome one-third of

Speaker 2 A Trash Tuesday Girl to our show.

Speaker 1 Or two-third, one of us is always gone.

Speaker 2 Yeah, one of it. Who is it? You?

Speaker 1 No, Esther's gone now. Esther's filming something.

Speaker 1 We fluctuate on it.

Speaker 2 I know. I just got invited to do her movie.

Speaker 1 Oh, what's that feel like?

Speaker 1 Tell me what it's like. I'd love to role play that.

Speaker 2 Well, let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 I don't think I can can do it. Oh, hilarious.
Haha, bitch.

Speaker 1 Should I ask someone that's available?

Speaker 2 You fucking.

Speaker 1 I can play a ginge.

Speaker 2 You could do the role, actually. Actually, you could do the role.

Speaker 1 What is it of a man?

Speaker 2 It says pig person at bar. Pig person at bar, which is exactly what I could do.

Speaker 1 That's actually all I've ever played. I can't really not do that role.

Speaker 2 You and I could play similar roles. I feel like we could play siblings, don't you think? I've thought about that so much.
We have sibling energy.

Speaker 2 When I wrote this thing recently, you were the first person I came up with.

Speaker 2 And then who got it? No, it's not. No, it's not done.
No, I'm serious. We're still doing it.
But I did say, I said your name, and the person that I'm working with was like, oh, she's fucking great.

Speaker 2 And I was like, all right, slow down. Was it Charlie? No, I can't tell you.
I'm not going to tell you who it is.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you off air.

Speaker 1 I want to just say, I know I'm not at the point where I'm like here to show you what I would do for you, Jetsuki, but I think what you need to know is there's not a specific thing I'll do for you.

Speaker 1 I just, my life's goal is to make Jesse Jetsky Juicy Johnson happy.

Speaker 2 I think she's fucking happy.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm so happy. Annie is,

Speaker 4 she took me on the road. I think we talked about it.

Speaker 2 I like to spoil my girl. Yeah.
Well, you're coming. Well, here's the deal.
I know there's a lot of competition of like who's taken Juicy and what they're doing for her.

Speaker 2 You know, she has, she put us, she pitted us up against Paulie. Now you.
But here's the real deal, kiddo. I just got the dates for the Bad Friends tour that's coming next year.

Speaker 1 You're not in.

Speaker 2 You haven't made it.

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 I can think of nothing else. Like, I'm really excited about this one.

Speaker 2 It's going to be great. We just got all the dates, so we're lining them up right now to go.
And yes, you are absolutely coming. However, the stipulation is...

Speaker 1 You make no money.

Speaker 1 I know to take the pictures. You have to pay us.

Speaker 2 You have to sell the merch. You have to sell it.
Wait, am I going with Polly? Yeah, you are. It is like such a funny.

Speaker 1 But Paul is so old school that he like forces openers to sell the merch. It's so funny.
It's like. Still?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Well, he didn't, like, force us, but.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he did. I pretty fucking duct taped her hands to the.

Speaker 2 I'm going to do it. Yeah.
She says the the square machine.

Speaker 1 The square thing is duct taped. He pierces it onto her.

Speaker 2 No, but you know what? We're going to do that tour, and it's going to be great.

Speaker 4 And I just started, I featured for Jeselnick, and I just wanted to say I asked him if he had any stories of Bobby and Andrew, and he said, who?

Speaker 2 That's very funny.

Speaker 2 Very funny. That's very funny.
I like that guy.

Speaker 1 Oh, look at that. Look at that.
He's so pissed.

Speaker 2 Oh, great. Good.

Speaker 2 He knows who we are, man.

Speaker 4 I know, but he's jabbing you. Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 2 It's not nice, Jess.

Speaker 1 I almost thought you said he's Japanese. I'm like, he's Japanese.

Speaker 2 Yeah, give it a lot of words a lot. Him and his boy went viral for their little podcast.
How demeaning. Yeah, it is a little podcast.
But it is a little podcast.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a little bullshit ass podcast. How about that, Jess?

Speaker 1 It's such a tiny little podcast. Bitch.

Speaker 2 You little bitch. No, but him and his buddy, their pod, they talked about a girl dying on a roller coaster.

Speaker 2 Or she went to go get her phone, and the roller coaster killed her. And they made a bit about it on the show, and it went viral on TikTok because some girl was like, how disgusting

Speaker 2 that these comedians are laughing about this. And then all the comments were complimenting them.
They were like, this is the funniest bit. And you're just like, why did I think of this first? I know.

Speaker 2 We're not up on current events on this show. Although I did see this morning in bed, you could look this up.
39 cases a month of medical marijuana psychosis.

Speaker 2 People are coming in because the dosages are too high, that they're having psychotic breaks in San Diego.

Speaker 1 I understand it.

Speaker 2 That's how fucking out of control the weed is getting in San Diego.

Speaker 1 Can I just tell you, I actually had to quit weed. Weed and alcohol are the things I don't do, and I will do literally anything else.

Speaker 1 But I can't handle weed. I'm the couch.
I'm either the couch girl.

Speaker 2 I'm like, you know, I can't either.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You don't smoke anymore? Nah, it's too hard.
I quit like four years ago. Wait a minute.
You weren't high any time when we were filming?

Speaker 3 No, it's just how I am. You just

Speaker 1 do you do other stuff? Do you trip and stuff?

Speaker 3 I do real drugs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does.
That we talked about. That we talked about.
Yeah, but

Speaker 2 I do real drugs.

Speaker 3 No, I feel like, you know, I smoked a lot when I was in my developmental stages, like in high school. So I'm just kind of naturally in that mode.

Speaker 2 That's funny. Me too.
I smoked for like 15 or 20 years, and then I just, then I just don't smoke pot anymore. I cannot.
It's too strong.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 4 It's like where I know that, you know, that El Camino movie? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's really intense.
And I took an edible and my heart was just racing the whole time. And I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 2 I was just like terrified.

Speaker 2 Was it because you had a break?

Speaker 2 Like, did something happen to make you quit smoking pot?

Speaker 1 Or did nothing happen?

Speaker 2 I think I smoked.

Speaker 2 You, my dad.

Speaker 3 I think I smoked a lot.

Speaker 1 You wish your dad wouldn't be sitting here hanging out with you.

Speaker 2 Exactly, right? Well, he's not around. He doesn't been around.
I know.

Speaker 1 That's the joke. That's why I like you.
You've been through so much.

Speaker 2 My dad actually said to me, This is how fucking, this is how much of a nerd my dad is.

Speaker 1 Did he say, who, who, like Jeselnick?

Speaker 2 Who? Who? My dad? Who?

Speaker 2 My stepdad. My stepdad is such a sweet dork, but he goes, because he was so anti-weed.
And then they caught me smoking weed a thousand times. And he, he, he heard the song because I got high.

Speaker 2 Remember that song?

Speaker 2 Oh. And And he thought that was like an anti-weed song.
Because he was like, see, he was late for work because he got high.

Speaker 2 He was using the lyrics as if it was.

Speaker 2 I was like, dad, this guy's a pothead. He's saying it, celebrating it.
And he's like, no, he's not, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 He's saying that he lost his job, his girlfriend, everything he loved because of pot. I was like, I think you're.
Can you open this up? I think you're wrong.

Speaker 2 So nothing happened, Reck?

Speaker 3 I think I smoked alone one time and I was like texting someone and I was like,

Speaker 3 this iPhone is learning who I am and how I talk. And I was getting really paranoid and then I was like, yeah, this shit is not for me anymore.

Speaker 1 I think that's a good movie too.

Speaker 2 Just have one autocorrector and you're like, I'm fucking out, dude.

Speaker 2 How you got to spell February and you're like, this is too much. I think my fucking phone smokes pop.
My autocorrector is always fucking wrong. So annoying.
Always wrong. And the update made it worse.

Speaker 2 It used to kind of learn me and now it doesn't know me at all. I'm the opposite.
I want it to know me.

Speaker 1 I heard a hack that, you know, when it says ducking instead of fucking, you have to make a contact that says fuck in your phone.

Speaker 2 No, you can go on keyboard. I got the hack, I have the real hack.
Go to settings, keyboard shortcuts, keyboard shortcuts. Yeah, you can switch the names.

Speaker 1 Does Bobby have those? No,

Speaker 2 exactly. See, we have a Korean who knows what the fuck is going on technologically.

Speaker 2 This not, this guy, you don't have an Android, do you? No. Okay, I got worried for a hot second.

Speaker 1 I made a deal with myself about weed. I said, I'll smoke weed again when I make a hundred million dollars.
So let's see what happens.

Speaker 1 So let's all take this journey. Let's go.
Buy my merch.

Speaker 2 $100 million.

Speaker 1 You want to smoke a joy on the day?

Speaker 2 Buy my merch. Buy her merch.
Please, guys, please. We do need that.
We do want to see it. And it'll be Spotify Live.
I'm sure we'll do it live.

Speaker 4 Annie has cool merch, too. She got the t-shirts, the glasses, the socks.
It's almost a whole outfit.

Speaker 1 I got new stuff coming, too.

Speaker 2 Look at this bitch's nails.

Speaker 1 I know. I can't do anything.
You had to open this for me?

Speaker 2 I can't.

Speaker 1 So cool. I'm wearing sweatpants again because I literally cannot button and zip pants.

Speaker 2 Well, that's kind of like Bobby.

Speaker 4 She's needy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I need it. I'm like, Kalila, do things for me.

Speaker 2 yeah. You want, well, you're not needy like Bobby, you're independent.

Speaker 1 I like being independent, but it is now that I have my very own Todd. It's like

Speaker 1 it is when he was like having so much fun at Skank Fest that he was not standing next to me the whole time.

Speaker 1 I was like, it was so weird to have to just re-teach myself like how to walk like without being, having my hand, like escorted. I was like,

Speaker 1 It was like hackiest. I was like, I don't want to sound crazy, but where's Todd? Like, I want to get where's Todd shirt.
I was just, I was just about to say that, but he was gone.

Speaker 1 He was always like with the people having the fun sniffy-sniffies somewhere. Nope.

Speaker 2 I know, so cute. You know what you need to do is make like Where's Waldo type of shirt with all sorts of like different colors? And then there's just Todd.
And there's Todd. Oh, I love that.

Speaker 2 Do you have any fun? You got any fun trip stories? We talked a little bit of drugs when we were filming, by the way, because we and you want to do some mushrooms.

Speaker 1 What did you guys film together? I'm sorry I didn't know.

Speaker 2 We did a show that's going to come out called Beef

Speaker 2 with Ali Wong, Stephen Young.

Speaker 4 Not Bobby Lee. Not Bobby Lee.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. Who else is in it?

Speaker 2 Do you know other names? David Cho.

Speaker 3 Wait, did you just say that?

Speaker 2 Oh, I love David Cho. I can't believe I skipped over my man.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He might be the most interesting. He is so talented, goddamn.
I don't even know how to say it. He might be the most interesting person to listen to.

Speaker 2 He'll just talk to you. If you're talking about a subject, he'll just go in his own world and start telling you a story that's, I mean,

Speaker 1 my David Cho combo, what we talk about is our topic is Survivor. He's a huge Survivor fan.
Is he? Yeah, it's the number one best show of all time. Revisit it, guys.
If it goes off air, I will be dead.

Speaker 2 I just can't. I can't do it.
Why?

Speaker 2 I just don't care about those people.

Speaker 1 Who? Which people? There's new people all the time.

Speaker 2 That's what I mean. I don't care about any of those fucking people.
Trying to live on a fucking island.

Speaker 2 That thing is not my thing.

Speaker 4 They're not trying to live there. They're trying to survive.

Speaker 1 They're trying to survive.

Speaker 1 He's like, they're not clamping.

Speaker 2 I just, I think it's so.

Speaker 2 The only kind of televised, rugged thing I want to watch like that, we've talked about on here a million times.

Speaker 2 We've offered to the producers to put us on, but Naked and Afraid is the dopest show on television. You put two people butt naked, there's no safety nets, and they got to fucking live.

Speaker 2 And the last show is they die. No, here's the issue.

Speaker 2 They die. Here's the issue.

Speaker 1 Here's the issue. They're not winning anything at the end.

Speaker 2 That's what I don't like. Pride.
They're losing.

Speaker 2 That's why the show is better. You're not doing it for money.
You're doing it because

Speaker 1 money's the best.

Speaker 4 They don't make any money on that show. No.

Speaker 3 What about the other show where they're in like extreme conditions? Yeah, yeah. That one's crazy.

Speaker 2 That's the illest of all of these. That's the dopest.

Speaker 2 That one's not as fun to watch because the naked one's more fun because when you get like bites on your penis and stuff, it's funny to watch someone squirm at night. That I like to watch.

Speaker 1 But the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of podcasting is when Esther was on Tiger Belly one time, they went, they were like, Bobby and Kalila were talking about alone, and they go, yeah, we watch Alone Together.

Speaker 1 And she thought they meant her TV show on preform, and she got so excited. And it was not alone together.
It was alone comma together.

Speaker 2 Oh, damn. Hilarious.
Sorry, Esther. Sorry, little Esther.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's what you get for not putting me in your movie.

Speaker 2 What if you're going to get in the movie and you don't know it yet?

Speaker 1 I've known her 13 years. She's had a lot of things.

Speaker 2 And Paula Flex, but I was in the movie. I shot on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? What'd you do in it? What's that? What'd you do in it?

Speaker 2 I was a weed dealer. I worked at the store, and next to me was Bad Baby.
That was, she was actually. So Bad Baby got in it and not.

Speaker 3 I love Bad Baby.

Speaker 2 I'm a nice lady. Who's Bad Baby? Sorry.

Speaker 1 Did you say sorry?

Speaker 2 Catch Me Outside Girl? Huh? The Catch Me Outside Girl, Dr. Phil.
Cash Me Outside. Oh, she changed your name to Bad Baby.

Speaker 1 I actually am a Bad Baby.

Speaker 2 My name is Bad Baby. Bring up a photo over of Bad Baby, please.

Speaker 1 Let's see this bitch.

Speaker 2 Hey, man, if you're going to be the fucking producer on the show, Trevor, you got to know how to type into a computer.

Speaker 2 He only knows how to type his own name.

Speaker 3 I think I was a good one. Her music is great, low-key.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's cute. Look at her.

Speaker 2 Outside of Chicone's so fucking

Speaker 2 Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 Love this bitch.

Speaker 1 Let her have it. She needs it.
She needs this fame.

Speaker 2 I'm really into Lil Yachty.

Speaker 3 Lil Yachty. Lil Yachty's dope.

Speaker 2 I've been fucking consuming him a lot.

Speaker 3 You heard the new song, right?

Speaker 2 But the what?

Speaker 2 Oh, look, Josh Potter follows her. She's so cute.
Look at her. I love it.

Speaker 3 She probably could get it, Rose. She said her OnlyFans is going crazy.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's OnlyFans money? That's so crazy. These bitches are making so much money.
Josh Adam Myers was like, Annie, if you did an OnlyFans, you'd make millions of dollars. I was like, what?

Speaker 2 That's not true.

Speaker 2 You'd make good money, but you ain't making millions, bitch.

Speaker 2 You don't know that. I do.

Speaker 2 I've known Annie for too long.

Speaker 2 Annie, you know what? How about this?

Speaker 2 You would make...

Speaker 2 Annie, you'd make millions brutal and make a salary jp morgan intern it'd be good kenny you'd make tim dylan money if you did it that's good money you'd be making no uh i'd make fat guy money

Speaker 2 fat guy money is the best money it's funny if you mean like we'd make the same amount of money on only fans you would

Speaker 1 tarantino's been coming to the comedy store yeah he got theo was on stage and he went

Speaker 1 he went i don't like that guy and he doesn't like me it's like what is the Theo and

Speaker 1 Tarantino beef?

Speaker 2 Did he really say that? He said that.

Speaker 2 Wow. He almost there last night?

Speaker 4 Rihanna.

Speaker 2 Oh, so far.

Speaker 1 I was there.

Speaker 2 I didn't see her.

Speaker 4 Chappelle dropped in and

Speaker 2 late after I left. Yeah.
And he brought Rihanna.

Speaker 1 She pulled up later. Did she have her baby with her? Can you imagine? She's breastfeeding.

Speaker 1 Now that's a bad baby.

Speaker 1 That baby's also been in Esther's movie.

Speaker 2 Everybody has. Reckoning.
This is a real thing.

Speaker 3 I'm in the background.

Speaker 2 This is real.

Speaker 4 I'm her stand-in.

Speaker 1 Esther, I could play your fucking ripped stand-in.

Speaker 2 That's true. You could play like the bulky, the bulky Esther.
The bulky.

Speaker 1 I'm the bulk.

Speaker 2 I bring the bulk. She bulk.

Speaker 2 I'm kind of sad. Rihanna was there, and I wasn't there last night.

Speaker 1 But Quentin Tarantino is so fun when he comes to the comedy store. It's like so fun.

Speaker 2 So have you been there on those? Rihanna and Aesop Rocky together?

Speaker 4 That's a picture of them in the lot. At the store.

Speaker 2 That's okay. I wasn't there last night.
Who's the big white? I don't know. Security?

Speaker 1 We have a new security guy.

Speaker 2 Do we really?

Speaker 4 I don't remember what his name is, but there's a new new one yeah but that's not our security

Speaker 2 no he looks like he can some people up dude oh my god he's scary that guy i hadn't been to the store in a while and i parked on the ramp and one of the new security guys goes sir you can't park there yeah it happens all they always go through that and i feel like they gotta get like well i did the nice thing i go oh no no i'm it's okay and he was like no you can't park there and he was like come on i walked up to him i go bro bro I'm a comic.

Speaker 2 I'm a comic. I'm one of the comedians here.
And he's like, no, no, no, no, what? Who? Who? And then

Speaker 1 who was it? Anthony Jeselnik is doing security?

Speaker 2 Hormos or someone ran over and was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. But I feel like you're somebody who wouldn't take that like calmly.
I feel like you get like one, like, oh, no, I'm a guy.

Speaker 2 And then you're like, no, he's no, you're not. You're like, this in bitch.
And then you pull up the me time with Kevin Hart. And you're like, this is the fucking thumbnail, bitch.

Speaker 2 No, I've gone backwards, man. I've calmed myself.
No, he is. He left on himself.

Speaker 1 I thank you. I see that in you because we're both hulky.

Speaker 2 Thank you. I'm trying.
Wholesome. Wholesome.
But I feel like, yeah, you get like one, like, oh, no, I'm on the show. And then the second one, that's when you really start flipping.

Speaker 2 No, no, the second one, I'll just second one, I'll go, hey, dude, chill out. Does this stuff look like a fucking serial killer?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 Rihanna looks so cool.

Speaker 2 She always looks fucking cool.

Speaker 2 I mean, she's a mega babe.

Speaker 1 Beyonce or

Speaker 2 Rihanna? That's not even a competition. I think Rihanna, right?

Speaker 2 Oh, he's going to say Beyonce.

Speaker 2 You're more of a musician, though.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 2 technically.

Speaker 3 I never was really into either of them.

Speaker 2 Oh, I like Beyonce. That's cool.
I love Destination.

Speaker 3 Like, Destiny Child.

Speaker 4 My friends and I would reenact the music video.

Speaker 2 Kelly.

Speaker 1 Kelly's. We were all.
I like Kelly.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Short hair we were all off wait what's the one that's the saddest answer because you know when one girl was like no you're definitely not you're definitely not kelly i get a turn later okay in five minutes i'm kelly

Speaker 2 wait um so reck wait a minute i like this you don't like either of them yeah you don't fuck with rihanna or beyonce

Speaker 3 i mean no they're great you know i i like some of the songs i'm sneaking on you're not like you don't you're not like

Speaker 2 searching for them if they come up in a shuffle it's all good there's a trend right now on tick tock of unpopular opinion of musicians have you seen this when people are like, Who's overrated in music?

Speaker 2 And they're asking like college kids. It's actually kind of fun because it's like that.
Some of the takes are really, really good. Like, some of them, and some of them, I don't know.

Speaker 2 Some of the people that they name, I don't know. But who do you think is overrated as fuck? Unpopular opinion.
Fuck.

Speaker 3 I don't really like to do that.

Speaker 2 I just

Speaker 2 so sweet.

Speaker 3 Actually, I'll shit on them, but nobody's coming to mind right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Who's

Speaker 2 I think it would come back to me? What's an unpopular opinion about who do you think is overrated musically?

Speaker 1 Hootie and the Bloodfish.

Speaker 2 Rated perfectly. I love love that.

Speaker 4 Taylor Swift is one.

Speaker 2 I love this. This is good.

Speaker 4 And I guess she just dropped two albums last night.

Speaker 2 I love you said, I guess.

Speaker 1 I like a few.

Speaker 2 I do.

Speaker 1 I guess she dropped an album.

Speaker 4 She's huge.

Speaker 1 I do like a few of her songs, but

Speaker 1 I'm not like diehard.

Speaker 4 I've never really gotten her.

Speaker 2 Who's overrated, Annie?

Speaker 2 Who's overrated, Trevor? Usher. Whoa,

Speaker 2 watch your fucking mouth.

Speaker 2 You watch your fucking mouth about us, dude. Let it burn.
I'll let it burn. He's got hits.
I'll light you up, dude. Oh, yeah.
You got a mad passion.

Speaker 2 He's so

Speaker 2 good.

Speaker 2 Start a new relationship. Who's overrated?

Speaker 2 Did you just hear me hit that note? That's what Google says. Kanye.
You think Kanye's overrated? Whoa.

Speaker 1 I like his take on the Jews, honestly.

Speaker 1 He's winning me back.

Speaker 2 I love Kanye, man.

Speaker 2 Maga, MAGA, MAGA, MEG. You love Kanye.
I still fuck with him, even though all this stuff is.

Speaker 3 I think he's the greatest rapper alive.

Speaker 2 Of all time. Because

Speaker 3 historically,

Speaker 3 he shifted the culture no chance he's not the greatest of all time he's i just think he's he shifted the culture so many times

Speaker 2 come on man rest in peace rip rest in peace don't do that rip f in the chest so wait so say go finish your statement no i just you know like everything fashion music videos live state performances

Speaker 3 even music like combining like commercial sound with like underground yeah type of you know he's probably one of the greatest producers of all time as well not just he's just the most influential rapper of all time how about

Speaker 4 Fancy's right there.

Speaker 3 He said, in your face, Fancy.

Speaker 2 He says that Drake is the best rapper of all time. Who? Kanye says that.
He does. Kanye thinks Drake is the...
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 No, no. I think, I don't, I've never gotten into Drake.

Speaker 2 So there's your overrated Drake.

Speaker 1 I just never, I just never, it's just never come to me at the time that I need to hear it or liked it that much. I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 I just go, ugh.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Daniel loves Drake.

Speaker 2 We listen to Drake all the time. Really?

Speaker 1 Have you gotten on board like sometimes we do with our boyfriends?

Speaker 2 Yeah. You've

Speaker 4 like I never listened to Drake before.

Speaker 1 And now you've assumed his love for him.

Speaker 2 What is it saying? Led Zeppelin? I like the top 10 overrated. Is that what he said? It's saying the top 10 most overrated.
Number one, Led Zeppelin. Hot take.

Speaker 2 Number two, not my words, Beyonce. Number three, Taylor Swift.
What's up? Number four, Jonas Bros. Back the fuck up.
Jonas Brothers are legit, okay? Real? Uh-oh. Get them off this list now.

Speaker 2 Delete it. The top10s.com right now.
Number five, Beatles? The Beatles. Who the fuck made this list? The top10s.com.
so everybody send your hate mail to the top10s.com

Speaker 2 that's kind of fucked

Speaker 2 they're great yeah that's kind of fucked up also the album they did with jay-z right it was jay-z on the album

Speaker 2 judgment on by jay-z huh i mean but that song was that shit still goes crazy in the karaoke rules i've become show nom i can feel you

Speaker 2 shut up when i'm talking to you

Speaker 2 i relate to it people scream that at me so often uh number eight BTS.

Speaker 2 I'm not putting that out there.

Speaker 2 You better not shit on BTS on this show. Again, the top10s.com.
This is a Korean show, okay? Number nine, My Kimoko Romance. I feel like that was

Speaker 2 someone. I like Minem.

Speaker 2 Everyone likes Minem.

Speaker 1 Basically,

Speaker 3 the most popular artists.

Speaker 2 I think they just went into a Macy's and just heard what they were playing, and they're like, yeah, these guys are.

Speaker 1 Eminem's Just for Men beard is weird, though.

Speaker 2 What is that? He dyes his beard.

Speaker 1 And it's like, it's like

Speaker 1 the thing is, it's like, they never dye it enough.

Speaker 2 Like, there's always

Speaker 2 gray. By the way, he's got a line coming out called Just for Memin M.
Meminem. I'm Memon M.
Just for Meminem.

Speaker 1 I'm a Memin M activist.

Speaker 2 Memon M left. Just right.
Oh, look at that. Someone just did it.
Oh, my God. Just for Mem.
Just for M.

Speaker 2 Just for Memon M. We're hacks.
We're hacks. We stole something from the internet.
Reddit. Reddit got us.
We look great in the

Speaker 2 shit. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 That's why I started talking so y'all fucking look at me. Holy

Speaker 2 shit, dude. They hide your nose on me.
What's up? What brand are these? All right, so hey, wait, let's Annie, get him a guy on the show. Fucking promote a,

Speaker 2 get him a guy. Get him a girl.

Speaker 1 I've been trying to get it. I think Trevor is a catch.

Speaker 2 Are you looking for love?

Speaker 1 Are you looking for a hug?

Speaker 2 Hey, I'm looking for a hug. Hey, it's Bobby.
Say hi to Bobby. Bobby, we're doing your job for you.

Speaker 1 Hi, Bobby.

Speaker 2 Who's doing it? Well, Annie showed up. She's going to take your spot.
Trevor's here. He might take your spot.
Rex City is here. He might take your spot.
Rex Dizzy.

Speaker 1 He said, Rex City.

Speaker 2 Sorry, Rec.

Speaker 2 He's here to take your spot, and it's going really well, huh? Trevor, who? Trevor Walls, your best friend. Noah? Trevor Noah.
Yeah, Trevor Noah. That's why I quit the Daily Show.

Speaker 2 I love Trevor Noah.

Speaker 2 How's it going, Bob? Thanks for showing up to the show today. Well, I just woke up just now, so I don't know why you're calling.
What's going on?

Speaker 4 Aren't you in New York?

Speaker 2 It's 4:30 our time. It's 4:30 in the New York.
I know, but I know, but the last spot I had last night was like 3 in the morning.

Speaker 2 It was crazy. There was no spot at 3 in the morning.

Speaker 2 You did a 1.30, maybe. 1:30, 1.30 in the morning.
Maybe. And it was probably mid.
1.30 in the morning. I lied.
I lied. I know.

Speaker 2 How's it going in New York, sweetheart?

Speaker 2 I don't know, baby. It's okay.
I want to come home. I haven't been home in so long.
I miss you, baby. Yeah, I miss you too, baby.

Speaker 2 Ew. Shut up, Annie.

Speaker 2 Hey, we do miss you. We love you.
Ew.

Speaker 2 We can't decide if Trevor is right for the show. He's not.
Or if Annie is. I am.
Rex's going to stay, though, regardless, because

Speaker 2 killing it over there in the corner.

Speaker 1 There's a hammer under his

Speaker 2 one that beat me out of that role. That's right.
You want to say something to him? He can hear you. No, no, no.
I don't want to talk to him right now. I love him, though.
He's cute.

Speaker 2 Say something to Bobby. He can hear you.

Speaker 2 I love you, Help. He loves you.
I love you, Rex.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's so cute.

Speaker 2 Hey, so Bob, Bob, when you come back, you might not be on the show anymore. Is that going to be okay?

Speaker 2 It's fine.

Speaker 2 He doesn't care.

Speaker 1 He doesn't care.

Speaker 2 He doesn't care about his job. I do care.
I care, but he'll be fine. I'll just kill myself.
No!

Speaker 2 We want you back, Bobby.

Speaker 2 Bobby, did you go on? Have you gone on any dates in New York? No, New York women don't like me. No, he's not going to buy yourself.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. They have rough hands.

Speaker 1 You need a girl that's from Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Let's get you a Brooklyn.
There's a lot of gold. Let's get you a Harlem girl.
Ooh, Harlem. You want to go up to Harlem? You want to go above the park?

Speaker 2 Let's get you up to Harlem. All right.
Hurry back soon. All right.
I miss you. Bye.

Speaker 1 Bobby just crushing puss in New York. Doesn't he want to tell us about it?

Speaker 4 That's how much I would love to watch Bobby's sex in the city.

Speaker 2 I know. Can I tell you something? That's exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 The women that fucking come to say hi to him after the shows, it's insane how hot some of these girls are. Like, shocking.
Not because it's Bobby.

Speaker 2 I'm not being meaning, but it's just girls that you're like, who is this fucking stunning chick? And

Speaker 2 they're obsessed with him. Yeah.
He's going to be just fine.

Speaker 1 Nobody was worried.

Speaker 2 For the fans that are.

Speaker 1 For fans don't get it.

Speaker 2 They're so stupid. They're like,

Speaker 2 Bobby, are you going to be okay?

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 2 Bobby's going to be perfectly fucking. And you know what? So is Trevor Wallace, by the way.
What's up, dude?

Speaker 2 Thank you all for coming and being on the show. Thank you guys for hanging out.
I know this is Saturday and I took up your time and I really appreciate it. Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 I really appreciate Trevor Wallace for being

Speaker 2 a great comic, a good-looking guy. Oh, look at him.
He's a great guy.

Speaker 1 Look at him. He's a great guy.

Speaker 2 I look even hotter than that. And please try to fuck him.
Fuck Trevor Wallace. Or just like come to a show.
No, don't go to a show. Don't go to the show.
No, but then fuck me at the show. Yeah.

Speaker 2 During the show.

Speaker 1 I did a clothing giveaway. He gives a cock giveaway.

Speaker 2 Hey, oh, beautiful. Thank you, Annie.
Thank you, Reck. Thank you, Judy.

Speaker 1 It was so fun, you guys.

Speaker 2 So at the same time,

Speaker 2 we're going to say. Okay, ready? Who made the cut?

Speaker 1 All right, one, two, three. Annie Wood, the new podcast.

Speaker 2 Thank you guys for being a bad friend.

Speaker 1 Thanks for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 Hell yeah, a bad friend.

Speaker 1 Also, we'll be well back.

Speaker 2 I've been sitting on that for like two hours.

Speaker 2 Woof.