Bobby is MIA feat. Annie Lederman, Trevor Wallace & His Korean Replacement

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends. Welcome back to Bad Friends bad friends let me tell you something it's a new show it's different today bobby's gone because we fired him fired and we're looking to fill his spot so we've got some people that are going to come in and fill a spot right now trev wallace t-dub is in the house in the hot seat and also directly across from him is my main man rex dizzy this motherfucker is the best and right next to him is um damn i always forget your name you gave it to me juicy juicy's in the motherfucking house um how fun is this guys we're filling in bobby's because we don't need him anymore where is he i'm a chubby korean so fuck it.
Yeah, you fill the mold. Let's get weird.
Let's really get right into it. So, Wreck and I worked together on an A24 show called Beef that will come out.
When is that going to come out? I have no idea. Next year.
Sometime next year. Is this the show that was written for Bobby? It was.
I think we found the answer right here. The host is across from me.
So Bobby's mad at- Bobby doesn't hate you, but he's not happy that you got the role that he wanted. Because it was supposed to be maybe me and Bobby at one point, and then it became me and Rec.
You know, I approached him about it. What did you say? I saw the podcast, and then the next day I was eating at some Korean restaurant, and I was like, yo, I heard you was talking shit.
But respectfully, because I know he probably kicked my ass though. No, he can't.
He has Ajaxi strength. He's 75 years old.
He is an old, tiny Korean man. I get some little old Korean men have good strength.
Yeah, they don't work out, but they're like very powerful. I think it's because of the mandatory military service Oh, right.
He has that. Yeah, he does.
And hidden Korean rage. I don't have that much rage.
I want to see you guys fight now. Can we set up a fight between Wreck and Bobby and see who wins? Yeah, we'll get on it.
Can you bare knuckle him? I absolutely don't want to fight him. So honest.
You're like, I don't want to. Yeah.
So Wreck filled the shoes that Bobby couldn't. And man, oh man, did you kill it on the show.
It's so good. I don't know if the show is good, but you did good.
You did. You killed it.
I did very, very good. And that was humble.
I'm very humble about it. No, I had a super fun time.
I hope the show is good. Fucking who knows? You know what I mean? You do stuff and you never never I had a guy we I just said at the coffee shop this this guy was like oh I saw the trailer that you did for that Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart thing and look I had a great time it's not doing well do you feel that's a personal thing on you at all or no it was all me okay that's what Kevin the whole time was like come come on man this is on you this film is about you it's your film right and i was like okay and it's

i don't what's funny about netflix is you can't bomb really it just goes away that one bomb

fancy fancy did it bomb when the producers are saying it bombed it really bombed no we talked

about it on the show before i think i'm running tomatoes i think i'm running tomatoes we showed

it what is it now six yeah but you're not doing that to be like this is where i get my acting

wings you're like motherfucking kevin hart yeah you get a couple stills with him and you're good

Thank you. I think on Rotten Tomatoes, we showed it.
What is it now? Six. Yeah, but you're not doing that to be like, this is where I get my acting wings.

You're like, motherfucking Kevin Hart.

You get a couple stills with him and you're good.

Then you're good.

I had to pay for him though.

All the pictures I had to post, he made me pay.

And you also did it just to make friends with Kevin.

That was his only reason.

He got a six on the tomato meter.

Shout out.

That's pretty good.

Yeah, it's pretty level.

How many reviews though?

855,000.

It says something like that.

Interesting.

There's a couple of critics.

64.

64.

That's not, that's not enough.

I think you need to hit a hundred before you get a real rating.

Right.

But anyway,

yeah,

dude,

I don't know.

And I'm also in,

I will know if a box office.

That's top,

that bottom, right. Maybe Kevin Hart's worst movie yet movie yet yeah and that's from nick at the uh daily beast you know he's a top critic did you know that and every day he's just a beast the daily beast any bottom critics you're not going to show any bottom critics on there that's what i'm saying russell simmons look at russell simmons russell simmons is on there russ simmons if you value your time where's he at oh there it is did you work Russell Simmons? I used to work for Russell Simmons, yeah.
Go on. And then he was the man.
He would just bring hot women into the office and then go to his office where they would probably do Hollywood stuff. And then he would just walk out and then she would leave.
And he'd be like, put this girl in a sketch. Because it was a comedy and music vertical at the time.
What is Hollywood stuff that they would do behind closed doors? I think a lot of rock, paper, scissors, naked, sexually. I don't know.
I don't know, but he would just bring lovely women in, probably have a nice general pitch meeting as Hollywood is. You're like, here's my script.
And he's like, here's my cock. Oh, I mean, maybe.
I don't know. Is that what goes on in Hollywood?

Why am I not getting more roles?

That's why Meekon didn't do well.

He didn't show your cock.

I didn't show my cock. No, I don't know.

I think he would just oftentimes.

He always had like an entourage.

His Instagram was always like yoga posts, like very zen.

And then he'd walk in and be like just yelling and then just have like hot women just calling me.

He'd be like white bitch.

He would say that to me.

You were the white bitch?

He would say white bitch. You're Russell Simmons' white bitch.
I was, yeah. I worked for him for like three years.
He never once knew my name. I used to like post on his Instagram.
Like I was his guy. When you put out a special, you should call it white bitch.
White bitch. Trevor Wallace, white bitch.
Damn. And if you do put out a special, we've all been waiting, by the way, because Trevor Wallace, according to Bobby Lee, is the best comedian that's out right now.
Thank you. Thank you.
He's not here. I used to get a...
What's the laughter for, huh? What am I, top 23? I can see how uncomfortable you're getting. Oh, of course.
Trevor's a great comedian. This is the same chair that Bobby was appraising me on.
He was. Yeah.
And you were like, I mean, I guess. No, I wasn't.
Show the footage. Two men on Santina footage two men on santina you said you said he said how good is trevor wallace i go he's great and then he wanted me to like go down this road with him and being like oh trevor oh my god and i was annoyed with him trying to like pull me down this weird road i was like what he's great i said he's great and he's like no no no he's better than great i was like okay man well now you're what do you think about me i hate you that's what i was thinking i love i absolutely love you dude i think you're i think you're a great comic and also a really cutie patootie when we did that show together man i watched you on stage boy oh boy do you got a nice you got a nice structure like in the face of the ass just your bod is cool oh nice what angle just your bod is i was behind you and i saw you sideways too a lot oh at uh when we did uh oh yeah i did the the bad friend we did the show together yeah i was supposed to be like brought out on stage and then you're like no no no no no no no no it's not how it works over here too much pale pigment on one screen well we're mixing it up today because we've got you know we have two whites in the lead chair uh but it's good it is nice but i need we needed a little bit of uh a little bit of asian spice a little bit of fish sauce glad i could do that for you wreck you do wreck did you did you any time to speak to juicy did you guys get to meet um like after watching this podcast every week i feel like i know her you don't watch it every week do you do god bless I love this podcast man.
You're incredible So I saw her and I first thing I said it was not nice to meet you, but I love you and then oh nice It just came out I know it took me a back and I was like wait. I love it.
I mean nice to meet you Yeah, how did you respond? I don't I don't love you though. I mean I like him playing hard to get She said I think you're great.
I said who this? Oh No, I did not. To his face, did you, though.
I mean, I like you. Oh, damn.
Playing hard again. She said, who dis? I think you're great.
I said, who dis? Oh. No, I did not.
To his face. Did you? No, I said, I love you, too.
Okay, nice. So we love each other.
Yeah, I'm all about the love. You are all about the love.
Yeah. That's what I do before I go on stage.
People ask what I think about. I just think about love and try to expand it.
Are you being serious? Dead serious. I like this.

We need more love.

Do you say something in your head?

Sometimes I think about someone like my mom or someone that's easy for me to feel love.

And then I just expand that.

I like that.

I think about...

But I should think about my jokes probably.

No, no, no.

No, that comes next.

That's not that big of a... I think about Kanye West right before I go on.
Because a lot of his rhetoric lately, you know? It's really inspiring. He's inspiring, this guy.
He's a loopy, sad boy, man. And somebody...
Then I just saw an article that said he was ranting about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis. I saw that.
No, his cock. Oh, the penis of the rant.
Yeah, the 10-incher. I've known Pete for pete for a long time and when i met him he was only eight inches so it's cool to see that you grow with time as a person and in your penis allegedly screamed about pete david's 10 inch penis during a fight with charlemagne charlemagne will do that man he's so good at pulling people into this world of getting really mad and stuff he's so fucking good at like making people get annoyed and pissed off and then blowing up on his show.
He also baits people to say fucked up shit. Do they have footage of that, though? The cock? No.
I don't know. If I had a 10-inch cock, I mean, I'd be doing the same thing.
Run around town trying to date everybody. Yeah, 100%.
But unfortunately, I don't. How many inches is your cock trev probably six and

a quarter six and a quarter is honest and real and i know that's actually the number yeah you measured it huh oh yeah recently but you know what's a trip one time i measured it with a with a straight route like a hard rule a wooden ruler and then i did it with a tape measure and i was longer on the tape measure on tape measure so what's up dude is that skewed you got the curves in there.

You go all the way around the block.

I had to use a protractor to get

some of my cock there if i had a penis i'd measure it all the time no because once you get it you got it the height charts you'd be checking it out it's h day market yeah yeah it really depends on the season summer is probably better than most but it you do have a nicer cock in the summer. Humidity.
Feels comfortable. The winter always makes me get a small penis.
Oh, yeah. It's like you took Adderall.
It's just not good for you. It just doesn't work.
Does your penis shrink up in the winter? It's pretty much the same. Always.
Same size always. Yeah.
Never changes. Consistency.
Yeah. Summer penis is a thing, by the way.
Look at this. This is a thing.
Men are claiming. Oh, yeah.
Men will do anything to make sure their penis seems bigger. The heat wave is making their penis bigger.
Look at this. Global warming.
It's a good thing. Oh, nice.
Let's keep fucking up the environment as long as we get bigger cocks. World is melting bigger cocks.
Now, that's my special name right there. What is summer penis? Summer penis.
Dude, summer penis is a thing. I'm going to have to check now.
I didn't know that. All right, everyone at home, measure your cock in the winter and the summer.
Please send your results because Fancy needs to see. Actually, send a picture of your penis in the summer and then in the winter to Fancy.
But isn't LA just in a perpetual summer state? Everybody's always packing. That's why I live here.
Yeah. That's why I live here.
Get a bigger cock, baby. Stay sick.

Are you from LA?

Pretty much.

Okay.

Like the suburbs of it, like an hour away.

Oh, God bless.

So I've just been packing my whole life.

You're from LA?

No, I'm from New York, from Queens.

What'd you say you're from LA?

I'm from LA.

When you listen, you've always got a big cock.

I did.

I forgot.

But you lived in Queens for a short amount of time, and then you guys moved.

Didn't you tell me that?

No.

I was born and raised in Queens, and then I moved to LA.

Wow. Maybe there's another Asian on the show.
My bad my bad dude the whole show is asians by the way i'm not kidding look at the fucking cast for this show it's it's i'm there's one white and all asians it's this is my thing man i'm the white get the what is that called the token white guy yeah i'm the token white guy yeah for now until until they're like we gotta get get a new white i think you should capitalize on this and you love gulf koreans love gulf bro i love gulf you should be a star in korea well link me up with the koreans i will do i do a show with the little one every week and it's i get i get you some cameos and some rap videos uh i'm will you seriously i absolutely will i want to get linked up with the koreans let's fucking go get some k-pop-pop going I fuck with Koreans I love their food I love the people And you're a non-cringe ally A non-cringe ally Yeah Hell yeah dude That's so good to know You are too I think both the You're vouched Thank god For a second I was like am I? What about Juice? I haven't really heard her speak on any Oh yeah Issues I said I. Speak on it.
How do you feel about Korea? Go.

I love it. This looks kind of like most NPC answer ever.

I love it. There's also an axe

underneath your chair. Is that planned? Do we know this?

There's an axe under there? Oh yeah.

Rudy has knives all over the place.

Gotcha. Okay.
Makes sense. Tell me.

Make yourself an ally right now towards

anybody. Doesn't have to be Koreans

but let's go.

Let's hear what your stances are on public issues.

Well, I think it's case by case.

All right, let's start with something heavy.

The Jews.

Go.

You have to give me an example, though.

Korean Jews.

Korean Jews.

How are they?

I mean, I think people are people.

I think Ben Baller's a Korean Jew.

Ben Baller's a Korean Jew? I think he converted. Please look that up.
Is he really? I mean, he works in diamonds. Yeah, okay.
Shout out our fellow people, our fellow Jews out here. Yeah, Trev is a Jew.
You're half Jew, right? I got a bar mitzvah. I'm Jewed up.
For real? My dad is Christian. My mom is Jewish.
But in that. Because you look Christian.
Thank you. You 100% look Christian.
It's kind of like a puggle dog like it's like you look more like a beagle than a pug so it's like it's nice people like you're fucking Jewish dude but that's kind of nice that you don't because you don't look the thing yeah because you look like you look like what they what Mormons want you are okay like handsome swiping right well you're handsome you're clean cut like you look like you've never had an std you look like you've never gotten in bad boy trouble have you gotten a bad boy of trouble no see what i mean no you're pure dude you're one of these guys i can see you wearing one of these white shirts that's you for halloween yeah i might go like no helmet though i don't want to fuck up the hair on the bikes but speaking of no helmet you have, you have one, though. You're circed, right?

Clipped up, yeah. Are you circumcised?

Yeah. You are.
Are you circumcised?

I don't have a penis. What the

fuck? Get out of town.

And the show.

Are you tucked? What do they do for girls?

Do they tuck you? Do they tuck you early

just to make sure the lips don't fall out too much?

I don't really do much

in this country. We don't.
No. We should.
We should find out a way to have... Girls need to get circumcised too, guys.
I'm sick of this fucking thing where it's just men. It's gross.
Equality. Girls need to get snipped.
Don't some places do that? Yeah, like the Sudan. Yeah, but that's vaginal mutilation.
They hold them against their will. Yeah.
Do you think they call it vaginal mutilation? They call it ouchie ouchie You're gonna get ouchie today, buddy Trevor I I'm happy that You're here in Bobby C because I got to tell you your energy is good And I do think we might have to genuinely replace... Oh, fuck yeah.
Where is Bobby? Does he know this is going on? No, he has no idea. What is he doing right now? Is he still at that Joe's Crab Shack in Honolulu? He posted six times.
I almost flew there and sucked him off myself. She was like, day four, all alone.
Bobby, I love you, but let me send you some hoes. Respectfully.

He's in New York.

He's filming.

What's the show called now?

It's Sex and the City, but it's called something else.

And just like that.

And just like that.

My mom loves that show.

That's how she knows Bobby.

Really?

Seriously?

Don't tell him that.

He would be so sad.

I never told him that.

I was like, you might know him from Mad TV or something.

And she's like, no, actually, I know him from Sex and the City. Yeah, but you know what? Audiences must be huge because they keep making seasons of this show.
She loves it. She says he's great in it.
And just like that. What is his character in there? He was a podcaster.
You're lying. I swear to God.
Look. That's where Hollywood is right now? Look at him.
Oh, my God. He looks like a hypebeast podcaster Yeah

That's him right there

No way

And that's his co-host right

She's the co-host

The girl on the right

The

Our left yeah

Well you know what's funny

Is I'm not being facetious by any means

I think

The person he's with

Goes by they

Oh

I'm being serious

I'm not being a smartass

I'm not gonna lie

They look like they're having more fun

Than he usually has on here

Well he's acting

So this might all be coming

That's interesting

Thank you. I'm being serious.
I'm not being a smartass. I'm not going to lie.
They look like they're having more fun than he usually has on here. So this might all be coming.
That's interesting. That's an interesting quote.
Look at him. Yeah, he's acting, dude.
Okay. Bobby's never.
Look at that photo. That's how he talks to you on the phone.
With his feet up in the air. On his belly.
Do you remember those days when you would call someone on the phone and talk to them for hours and hours and hours? Like a boy, did you ever have a boy crush that you like spoke to on the phone for hours at night? Yeah. Until your mom was like, get off the phone.
Yeah, well, I had the cell phone by junior high. So by the time I was like calling boys, I had a cell phone.
So. Racking up those minutes.
Yeah. Were you on unlimited? No, I didn't understand minutes and then one day she was like how did you make like how are you on the phone leave me alone but i didn't know she had record of how much i was on the phone so that was pretty embarrassing yeah well it's kind of flex well they can see that you're like yeah mom i get fucking dudes leave me alone where's your minutes at barbara no get dudes.
No, you know what? I did it from a... We were house phone kids.
Yeah. Like, I grew up...
You didn't have house phone. I had it for a little bit.
You're old enough. Yeah, I had house phone.
You didn't, though. Yeah, I had house phone.
Oh, you did? My parents made me answer the phone a certain way. Oh, let's fucking go.
Oh, whoa. Bring the chaos in.
Piece of shit. Whoa, baby girl.
With the bedazzled Wawa. Let's go.
What's up? $700 down the drain. I don't give a fuck.
I'm fucking rich. She is really rich, dude.
This is out of control. This is what she does.
Why did I enter like this? I don't know, dude. What the fuck is wrong? What are your pants? I'm on to sweatpants.
This is a Bobby move. Should I leave? Because she's way funnier than I am.
No, no. She's not, Rick's not.
All right, well, here's the deal. I want to see how we can make this work.
We're going to be interviewing a few people today to find out who's going to take over Bobby's seat. Juicy, you're in on this, too, because this would be a co-host for you.
Okay. She doesn't even want it.
She does. Wait, no, I'm not grateful.
Can I audition to be a producer after this too? Yeah, you sure can. That's a good spot back there.
I thought I was auditioning for Rudy. You are.
You already got it. Oh my God, that's racist.
You put the Asian in the Asian spot. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Wait, what's wrong with putting the Asian in the Asian spot? What's wrong with that? Also, this show is all Asian most of the time.
It's me drowned by Asians. The only thing that saves me on this show is that I got, you know, I have a

fucking you-know-what.

This is the diversity episode. Couple of border

jumpers. Yeah, with the white.

Not you. Oh, I thought you were saying gay guys.

Huh? I thought you were saying they were your gay guys.

They kind of are. Yeah, they're like married gay guys.

But only one jumped the border. The other

one flew here. Oh, boy.

On a private jet that is data. Fancy.
Now that's more my that's more my speed. Have you been on a private jet, Carlos? Yeah.
Because your dad? No, ex-father-in-law. That's a rich sentence right there.
Ex-father-in-law? That's a CSI Miami show if I've ever heard of one. You married rich? Your ex was super wealthy? That girl that I met? Yeah.
Really? She did not look rich. She didn't look rich at all.
She looked like yoga. Yes.
She looked like she got paid in donations. In hope.
She got paid in promises. Yeah, I had a place in the Bahamas.
She had a place in the Bahamas in a vineyard? Damn. Where'd you guys meet in rehab? Bern.
Zinger. Same thing.
That's where you move to get detoxed jesus silver lake is fucking that is rehab town look everyone there is so looks i looks just like me can i tell you something i complimented him already he's so fucking cute let's go baby he gets nervous when i say that to him because he knows that i mean it yeah but you have big brother energy like you, but you have big brother energy. You compliment and I'm waiting for you to just nut tap me under the desk.
Fucking bitch. Maybe I'll nut rub you.
Oh, God. You're hailing so long.
I do have big brother energy. I do.
Right? But even when we were in Austin and the girl I was with met you, she's like, I think that guy hates me. I was like, no, that's just him.
Oh, my God. You nagged Trevor's girl? Do you want to know what happened for real? So this is really what happened.
This is kind of crazy. There's a million people backstage and these guys know during production of shows, it's a nightmare.
And you're trying to figure out like who's going on when and when, when, when, and we're doing a bad friends live. So there's a bunch of different people coming to go and someone was late and they couldn't get a bus and he was dropped off at the wrong time and blah.
It was all this shit. And I see this girl who's wearing a lanyard and i immediately i'm thinking she works for south or uh the festival yeah oh my god so she put her to work she's standing there alone like give me a fucking call bro i go bitch get me a coffee bitch i thought she was getting paid to be fucking abused i'm thinking she's someone's manager or agent or a fucking you know what happens to these festivals that like people in the fucking business just are allowed to just go places and you're like who are you and they're like i work for f you know we did a quibi show in oh nine yeah and i'm like okay so i i didn't fuck her off but i was like hey what's up i just kind of was i didn't know who she was i thought she was just another girl backstage and then trevor's like trevor's like, this is my girlfriend.
And I was like, oh my God. Then I reintroduced myself nicely.
I was just like, does she work with us? I have no idea. Fancy brings around these young women all the time.
He's a baby thief, this guy. In the glasses? He'll just show up and be like, I brought that baby.
He'll just bring a baby. Oh, nice.
And I'm like, why do you have a little baby? And he's like, should you go for the show? And I'm like, okay.ork just dropping out they don't pay enough here so i have to you know sell babies we don't pay enough you're fired you're fucking audition for that role next yeah you're up i think i'll be a good producer i'll just pull up porn hub every 14 minutes but i did i was very nice to your girlfriend after you introduced her properly but you you left her out you left her to stray by the way but you guys were like you're doing the podcast you're doing stand-up you're doing the and i was just on my toes so i fucked off for a little bit so yeah you kind of fucked her off more yeah that's my that's my can i just that you broke up right yeah i just want to let the ladies know out there trevor is available bad friends what's up he's fucking handsome he's ready to go he is hot and handsome and he's got a six and one quarter penis six and a quarter baby maybe bigger in the summer bigger in the summer you might have summer dick somebody try to trim that hair make that dick bigger wait a minute that girl that i met you uh broke up with her you were no longer together well then i don't feel bad about what i did to her there we go because when he was on stage she was like i love him so much and i was like shut up and she said that she goes he's so funny oh shut the fuck up bitch shut the fuck up you dumb bitch she's got a dumb bitch no she was really nice she was very very nice and cool and i was sweet to her once you introduced me but that's the rule everybody knows if you bring a significant other to an event or something you can't leave them out to stray you have to she has to be near you because otherwise she's rogue then it's like who is this lady And I assume she's somebody's manager or PR person and I do not want to talk. PR vibes.
Yeah, and I don't want to talk to PR people. Annie has the best significant other.
She's got a Todd. I got a Todd.
Everyone deserves a Todd. Todd can wander off.
It's fucking annoying though because I'm always like, where's Todd? I'm like, holding my own purse. I'm like, where is Todd? He does everything.
It's awesome. I guess he was gone.
I guess he was having so much fun and everyone just like adopted Todd I was like guys Todd's mine okay let's go no we kind of took Todd when I see him at the store I get happy when I see you I get happy because I love you but when I see him I'm like ooh Todd's here I get a little excited no he's my better half I know he really is he's my better half Asian he is half but which Asian it's not a good one though no he's the bad La the best. Laotian.
That's so cute. Oh, that is good.
They have like, yeah. Rek, you got any comments? I don't know.
I wouldn't say the best Asian. Well, I'm just saying the best because he's my worst one.
Rank the Asians. For real.
Be honest. I'm serious.
Oh, we know who's at the bottom. That's the second one.
Korea's number one. That's all I got to say.
Korean is good. Korean is related.
And then who's second? Be real. It doesn't really matter.
Yes. Oh, whoa.
If you're not first or Ricky Bobby. There we go.
Taddei, good nights. I think it goes.
Koreans, I've said this on the show. Japanese love Japanese people.
Keep the camera on him for this. Koreans, Japanese.
I have to say Chinese. I have to say Chinese because, you know.
Because they get the short end of the show. Well, they own this show, I'm sure.
We don't even know it but they own this show there is a like ranking of like not giving a fuck and giving too much of a fuck Japanese people are here they give too much of a fuck that's why they're so polite and fuck with that kind of mask their emotions yeah yeah and then they're like the Canadian and then Chinese yeah my bad but Chinese people just don't give a fuck at all. And then Koreans are smack in the middle.

I don't know.

I don't give a fuck, but I do.

Versatile.

That's what I say.

What about like, what about Taiwanese?

They just hate being called Chinese.

Yeah, that's right.

They do.

Yeah.

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All right. So I'm going to interview Trevor and then we'll get a little swap with Annie and I'll produce.
Yeah. Okay.
Six and a quarter inches.

Thanks for coming in today.

Of course.

Am I?

This is me, not Bobby.

Thanks for coming in today.

Hey, pleasure to be here.

Oh my God.

He's failing already. He's failing so bad.

Tell me.

Oh, I have to be like mean.

What's up, bitch?

No, no, no.

That's not Bobby's name.

I'm the mean one.

No, but like, I feel like that's how you win people over is you like be like rude.

You're the dumb one.

I'm the mean one.

She's the sweet, funny one. You get it you get it okay okay we're all acting yes yeah because i'm very smart i did very well on the act's all right yes all right oh what did you get on the act's uh 24 that's pretty good isn't that the sat dog the act's are out of 36 uh of 36 uh a cts are 36 yeah yeah i did well for state school kids wait so what did you get on the i smoked weed in eighth grade out of a light bulb so for me like this is a good trajectory literally the first time i smoked weed 420 eighth grade that sounds like a great idea do it out of being a light bulb yeah i was with some other kid and he broke the glass off

then she used the bottom as like what the fuck and then put it over you guys what's the first time you how was the first uh device you used to ingest marijuana rec just a like a j oh no a blunt actually a blunt guy that's way cool cool guy in that's new york that was cool just a just a blunt I was smoking weed out of a G&E damn electric bill.

I was a big pen.

A big pen. Was it an Edison bulb? Yeah.
A Bic pen, like just the outside piece of the tube with tinfoil on the end. Oh, dude.
You know, sometimes I forget. This guy named Vic, if he is alive, I am in shock.
I forget where you're from, and then stuff like that reminds me. Oh, Philly.
Oh, yeah. Whenever I, like a Bic pen.
Yeah, you are. That's so trash.
That's disgusting. trash that's disgusting mine was an apple 100 an apple apple sold apple was like the smartest because we we were we couldn't buy papers because we were scared they wouldn't sell them to us we were 14 and my buddy was like a guy i know said you could smoke it through fruit and i was like shut the fuck up and he said you call me he got two pencils jammed him through and we smoked him an apple and then and then we have to eat the apple afterwards.
Yeah, there's always a kid who's trying to eat the apple. After y'all made love to a food.
It's like eating the cookie after you jerk off on it. It's like, come on, leave the cookie alone.
The cum cookie? Yeah, I don't. Carlos did laugh like he was always the cum cookie eater, by the way.
Carlos, did you ever eat a cum cookie? Be honest. No, but he's always watched guys jerk off.
He has watched a lot of guys masturbate. Have you guys mutually masturbated on a thing or in a thing with friends?

Have you ever done that?

You know about the cum cookie.

I know about it.

I've never done it.

Have you done this, Rek?

No.

Damn.

You've done it?

It's gluten-free.

Yeah, I am gluten-free.

I did.

I did.

It doesn't help.

I did a group jerk off in a thing.

It was really mean.

College or just at the comedy store?

High school.

I feel like it was at the comedy store.

I'm like, name the name of it.

Whoever nuts lasts is going first. We all jerked off on Eliza's dog.
Oh, my God, Blanche. That's why she was called Blanche.
Blanche means white because it's for the jizz. She was like, can somebody watch my dog? She went on stage.
We all just jerked off on the dog. Oh, God.
Oh, we'll watch her, all right? We are going down. Eliza, I'm sorry about this.
I think the dog passed away, by the way. Sorry about that, Eliza.

We're just joking around.

We're just kidding around.

You know, comedy.

I do hear that the dog died from drowning.

Too much cum.

Too much not.

Too much.

It was another jizz fatality.

So many at the comedy store have been jizz fatalities.

Sounds like a dog is drowning in cum back there.

Don't worry about it.

Happens all the time.

No, we did.

I did something very mean.

A guy, a guy that, a dude that we knew in high school that someone didn't like, and they were, they had beef over a girl. Yeah.
And he stole his jacket from an auditorium. Like, he put down his jacket, and we all jerked off on this guy's jacket.
Oh, God. You should have came, like, in the pockets.
You know what? It's funny. Oh, I can't.
That way, later, he's like, where's my phone? He's like, chills again. Well, is well let me tell you something the guy that the guy had beef with that we knew he gave him back that jacket that jacket was returned to the rightful owner it's the best kick me sign ever well because we know but he but no one else knows it's perfect but now he does by the way he's watching this and he's like no he's my favorite jacket it's my favorite american american jacket I have a forgotten jizz load story yeah I uh in college I jerked off and I usually would jerk off into like a wad of tissues and I just don't put it in my pocket and throw it into the bathroom flush it I put it in my pocket so fucking serial killer I'll just dispose it in the bathroom you don't have a trash can I'm the dommer of jerking off um yeah no but I was high as fuck too and then i had to go to class goes crazy yeah a lot of elements going together so i had this in my pocket i went to go take a test it just smelled like jizz throughout the whole test i was like who the fuck you know i mean like oh yeah and then and then i was like reaching i was rummaging through my pockets and i pulled i was like what the fuck is this i pulled it out in front of everybody it's just this one but nobody knew what it was you should have you should have blown your nose in that I know I should have played it off but yeah that was kind of a story I was hoping to forget but it came up I'm glad I came back and what did you do after you just held it like Statue of Liberty I was like no I realized what it was and I just went back in my pocket what's the first device you used to smoke marijuana a pipe like a lady like a good lady I imagine it being like a big tobacco pipe though yeah corn husk one little glass pipe I used to love chillums I used to love because you feel cool that you know how to use them yeah and it was cool to say chillum I was always like I always felt like I'll bring over that.
I always felt like I was saying one hitters. Yeah, we call those one hitters.
Yeah. Do you ever get to see the cigarette ones that were metal and you like dip in? I still have one.
Of course. Titmouse just sent me one.
Titmouse the animation house was like, Merry Christmas and sent me a little, it's a little beautiful wooden box. It's carved really nice.
But it looks like a cigarette? Yeah. It's like double sick.
You're smoking nicotine, but you're just smoking weed. Did you smoke wet no dude no one smoked embalming fluid you fucking let's bring wet back wet is embalming i think i smoked that i don't even know what that is wait is that like i'm bringing wet back is that like dipton lean yeah no no no no They said formaldehyde, but I can't imagine.
It is formaldehyde. That is embalming fluid.
That's what that is. That's so cool.
It's what they put in bodies when they die. That's not lean.
And you were just smoking on that? Because I've smoked blunts dipped in lean. That's different.
But lean is cough syrup, right? Yeah. And when you smoke it, you lean.
That's what they call it. That's what I was told.
You're better than that. You're better than that.
She's one of those fucking annoying comedians that could just like, if we said, if I said that, people would be like, that's not funny. You'd be fired.
Yeah. But you say it.
It's like your whole cadence and who you are is so funny that you're never, you could just not try. She's a great comedian.
I think Chappelle's like that too. I mean, he's absolutely funny, but whatever he says is funny.
I know, it's like you speak and joke. But that's just because he's black.
All right, we'll be right back after this. Remember when I said wetback? Yeah, you smoked out of it.
No, but by the way, you guys are saying that the cigarette is what we call one hitters. Shillums aren't one hitters.
Shillums are glass pipes. Yeah, you fucking losers.
Fucking dorks. to finish this interview we need to finish yeah i'm in i'm in so listen what do you think you can bring to the show that that bobby doesn't a jawline oh that's the most fire that was fire he also said he has six inches so six and a half inches so i've seen bobby's multiple times.
Who hasn't? Can I tell you something?

We measured it soft and hard and he actually is a grower, not a shower.

He does this whole have a small penis thing

but it actually does grow.

He's got good size.

But grows to what?

You're not saying the number for a reason.

Yeah, well it's not my tail to tell.

It's not his tail either.

It's more of a nub.

It's like, you know,

it's like this, like that. Really? That's pretty soft.
That's not bad. That's something to do.
That's a handful right there. There you go.
Look at that. Like a flashlight or something.
I'm proud of him. This is Shaq holding a Coke can.
This is not bad. Same width or no? Yeah, exactly.
Green on the top? He's got that double espresso. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to remember it. He's got one of them double expressos.
That's right, girl. All right, so a jawline.

Jawline, yeah.

Huge.

And then one more final question for the interview.

Juicy, and then we have to decide if he's going to work.

Well, I've got to hear everybody first.

Okay, I know.

Jesus.

Remember who took you to the Renaissance Fairbatch?

Am I going to Hollywood or not?

What are we doing?

All right, so the last question that I'll ask you is,

are you willing to denounce your Judaism and identify as a Korean yes on 100% 35 times yes for the rest of your life yes you have to be Korean yeah I would do that you're gonna have to get in Korean face well everybody knows what it is what does the job entail? Would you mind showing me that? What does Korean face look like? We could trade though. I'm down to be Jewish.
It's pretty cool. I love Marvelous Maze.
We'd just be eating Ruben sandwiches. That girl's not even Jewish by the way.
She got a lot of heat for that. But she's got great tits.
Jews be. Oh, yeah.
I auditioned for that show. I auditioned for that, and I saw those tits, and I was like, you guys thought my tits were going to compete with those tits? Yeah, but they could have fluffed you up.
They should have hired her tits. Yeah.
CGI her tits onto your body. Wait, I think this is a good Freaky Friday we could do.
Jew, Korean, Swap. I'll learn Torah.
I'll read Torah. Yeah.
All you got to do is read opposite, right? Usually read like this, you go the other way. It's like manga.
It's like reading Japanese manga. We do that shit too.
Japanese manga? We're the same person. Korean manga, same.
What is that? Manga. Just like, you know anime? Comic book, yeah.
Oh, okay. Why is anime so horny? They go straight for the big tits.
Because what he was saying before, truth be told, Japanese are so like emotionally stunted and oppressed that that's why the figures of women that they have are like cartoon characters. Yeah, that's where tentacle porn comes from.
It's from like not being able to show that. I absolutely love that.
Tentacle porn shows them because they can't show penetration. Their pornos can't show like a penis going in a vagina.
It's got to be. It's blurry.
It's got to be. Yeah.
Now that I like edit, I like edit a lot of my videos. That's got to be hard to do all that tracking for like the blur on the vagina.
Oh, shots. The director's like, let's just do a tripod.
You stay there. I don't want to.
I'm an expert of that. It does take a while, though.
She blurs because she blurs her feet. Oh, yeah.
Big. I got size 15.
You know what it really is? People want her feet bad. And on the internet, she's not willing to give it to them unless they pay.
No, it's not even like I say a million dollars in quarters. I'll take for it.
But it's more just I didn't know they were jerking off to my feet and I felt betrayed. All right.
I got to tell you something. I think Trevor's in.
But I have a couple of questions for him. Okay.
Oh know I'm actually looking at Fancy's dick. He is bottomless.
Do you know that? Is that what he does up there? And hard. He's bottomless? She got Bluetooth on it.
All right, Trev. Yeah.
Let's hear it. Okay.
Go for Fancy. Are you going to be late to every taping? No, I'm here.
You know, I showed up on time driving out here far as fuck, but I'm here. Is that a trick question?

Does Bobby late?

Historically,

Bobby used to be late to this show so much.

It would cause actual real fights between him and I in the real world. Like he would show up so late and not care.

And then we would get in fights.

Cause we'd be like,

dude,

everyone's waiting all night.

And we used to record almost always at night.

And then it would piss me off so fucking much.

But now he's been on time because daddy cracked the whip.

When did he start showing up? Like when the views were just doing great and he's like, oh, I got to start showing up? This show got views off the jump. Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Stay in line, young man.
But what did you say to him that was like, all right, get your shit together? Or probably just that? What was it that did? You just pulled him aside one day and you're like, fucking get it together. I think a live fight a real fight on the show oh interesting and I was genuine about how annoyed I was that he was so fucking late all the time how late would it be dude I mean sometimes he would fucking forget that we had to tape that day sometimes he's in New York right now yeah that's so funny was that when he was smoking weed no dude he was sober I he relapsed while we were filming.
Yeah, that happened. But that's why he got that trophy because he kicked the habit.
Yay. No.
We got him out of it. But no, you know what's actually fucked up? This is awful to say.
He can vouch. Fancy give out.
When Bobby was using again, he was actually on time. He's trying to get the fuck out of here to go use again.
No, but he was more scheduled.'s so fucked up to say yeah you want to get well because you know what you know it really was and i noticed the first time he relapsed uh when i was with him years ago um he was so afraid of getting caught that he was more poignant about everything like he he that's the funny thing was he was so nervous that like kalilah was going to find out or i was going to find out when i went to his house the first when he was using again that he was like a little too on bobby and i was like that's really fucking weird and he pulled me in the hallway he was like i gotta tell you dude i'm fucking definitely using again i know he's the he was the worst at keeping the secret well he wanted to show me the weed he's like look at all the weed i'm gonna i'm like bobby what are you doing all right so listen wait can i do one question no okay of course you can all right so my question is uh what can you do for me oh this is really good bobby's you know he's kind of brought me onto the show and he got me a commercial agent yeah oh wow what can you offer you know i'll be very honest with myself what can you offer wallace i can offer you... How do you feel about stardom? How do you feel about views? How do you feel about TikTok? How do you feel about reservations at Saddle Ranch whenever you want? He is the voice of the youth.
Free ride on the bull? I could just ride on the bull. I could just some cotton candy.
I could send you a lot of Logan Paul's Prime Energy drinks. I have way too many of them at my house.
I could send you like eight cases of those. Liquid Death, they send me way too many sparkling waters.
Hey man, don't plug your shit on our show. I did go to your house.
Did you get that candle? I went to Trevor's house once and he had all these clothes on the table and I don't know if you remember this, but you were like yeah, if you want anything, just take something. I just get sent all this free stuff.
Yeah, so you answered your own question right right there if you need influencer shit that i don't want to wear you got it all right yeah it's like a just a hypebeast thrift store if you want it do you consider yourself an influencer as well no i i think that term is just it hurts it's painful why i just think it gets lumped in there with the same people who just do like a video it's like get ready with me before me before we go to ketamine and downtown LA. Yeah.
But what's the difference when people say podcaster, I had a guy yesterday tell me he was like, I, I used to sell TV ads and now I do them for podcasts. I go, Oh, I got a couple of podcasts.
He goes, Oh yeah. Kind of like, no, really? We have a podcast.
I go, what's, uh, what's uh what's the podcast you guys do he's like it's called i just met girls that make the trader joe signs that's their whole like job the bitches are talented in inside the store yeah they make their job is to make trader joe they got the best calligraphy so good they draw the items and everything yeah they'll like throw a little joke in there every once in a while.

I'm like, am I horny reading about peanut butter pretzels?

I love those peanut butter pretzels.

Yeah, so the answer is I could give you

just free influencer shit.

All right.

Yeah, if you need it.

I'll take that into account.

All right, well, thank you so much, Trevor Wallace,

for your time.

I appreciate it.

For the people that go watch Trevor's pod.

Stiff Socks.

With Blaustein.

Also, love Trevor.

Very, very funny comedian. You're very funny.
We do love you over here very much. Thank you.
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I have like really big fake tits, but they're hard to get over my hair. What do you mean? Like they're like for like trans people and drag queens and stuff.
They're huge. I got big tits.
You'll see them on the Halloween episode. Whoa, dude, I want to see that.
What do you mean it's hard to get over your hair? You put them, they're like, it's like a sticky like silicone and you have to put, it's like got a neck and it goes all the way down. A what? Like a fat suit, but it's just a titty.
A fat titty suit. Yeah.
Bottomless. Fucking bottomless.
Can you believe it? So disrespectful. Because he was wearing pants when I got him.
No, no, no. People drop trowel when they see me.
It's crazy. You have that effect.
So welcome one third of a trash Tuesday girl to our show. Or two third.
One of us is always gone. Yeah, one of us.
Who is it? You? No, Esther's gone now. Esther's filming something.
We fluctuate on who's gone. I know.
I just got invited to do her movie oh that what's that feel like tell me what it's like i'd love to role play that well let me tell you something i'm not i don't think i can do it oh hilarious haha bitch should ask someone that's available you fucking i can play a ginge you uh you could do the role actually i actually you could do the role what is it of a man it says pig person at bar pig person that's exactly what i can do that's actually all i've ever played i can't really not do that role you and i could play similar roles i feel like we could play siblings don't you think i've thought about that so much sibling energy when i wrote when i wrote this thing recently you were the first person i came up with and then who got it no it's not done. No, I'm serious.
We're still doing it. But I did say, I said your name.
And the person that I'm working with was like, oh, she's fucking great. And I was like, all right, slow down.
Was it Charlie? No, I can't tell you. I'm not going to tell you who it is.
I'll tell you off air. I want to just say, I know I'm not at the point where I'm like here to show you what I would do for you, Jetski.
But I think what you need to know is there's not a specific thing I'll do for you. I just, my life's goal is to make Jessie Jetski, Juicy Johnson happy.
I think she's fucking happy. Yeah, I'm so happy.
Annie is, she took me on the road. I think we talked about it.
I like to spoil my girl. Yeah.
Well, you're coming, well, here's the deal. I know there's a lot of competition of like who's taking Juicy and what they doing for her.
She pitted us up against Pauly. Now you.
But here's the real deal, kiddo. I just got the dates for the Bad Friends tour that's coming next year.
You're not in. You haven't made it.
I'm so sorry. I can't think of nothing else.
I'm really excited about the tour. It's going to be great.
We just got all the dates, so we're lining them up right now to go. And yes, you are absolutely coming.
However, the stipulation is. You make no money.
I need to take the pictures. You have to pay us.
You have to sell the merch. You have to sell them.
Wait, am I going with Pauly? Yeah. It is such a funny, but Pauly's so old school that he forces his openers to sell the merch.
It's so funny. Still's like still.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. Well, he didn't like force us, but yeah, he did.
I already duct taped her hands to the square thing. He pierces it onto her.
No, but you know what? We're going to do that tour and it's going to be great. And I just started.
I featured for Jessalyn and I just want to say i asked him if he had any stories of bobby and andrew and he said who very funny that's very funny i like that guy oh look at that look at that he's so pissed oh great good he knows who we are man i know but he's he's jabbing you yeah but you know what it's not nice jess no thought you said he's Japanese I'm like he's Japanese yeah give him a lot him and his boy went viral for their little pod for their little podcast how demeaning yeah it is a little podcast but it is a little podcast yeah it's a little bullshit ass podcast how about that Jessel Nick you talk a lot of shit for such a tiny little podcast bitch you little bitch no but him and his buddy their pod they talked about a girl dying on a on a rollercoaster she went to go get like get her phone and and the roller coaster killed her and they made a bit about it on the show and it went viral on tiktok because some girl was like how disgusting oh god these comedians are laughing about this and then all the comments were complimenting them they were like this is the funniest bit and you're just like why didn't i think of this first i know we're not up on current events on this show although i did see this morning in bed you could look this up 39 cases a month of medical marijuana psychosis oh people are coming in because the dosages are too high that they're having psychotic breaks in san diego i understand it that's how fucking out of control uh the weed is getting in san diego can i just tell you i actually had to quit weed weed and alcohol are the things i don't do and i will do literally anything else But I can't handle weed I'm either the couch girl I can't either You don't smoke anymore? I quit like four years ago Wait a minute, you weren't high any time when we were filming? Nah, it's just how I am I know, I love it You're great Do you do other stuff? Do you trip stuff I do real drugs yeah yeah he does that we talked about so cool so cool I do real drugs no I feel like you know I smoked a lot when I was in my developmental stages like in high school so I'm just kind of naturally like in that mode that's funny me too I smoked for like 15 or 20 years and then I just don't smoke pot anymore I just stop it's too strong it. It is.
It's like where I... You know that El Camino movie? Oh yeah.
Yeah, it's really intense and I took an edible and my heart was just racing the whole time and I couldn't sleep. I was just like terrified.
You quit. Was it because you had a break? Like did something happen to make you quit smoking pot? Or did nothing happen? What are you, my dad? I think I smoked a lot.
You wish your dad wouldn't be sitting here hanging out with you. That's exactly right.
Well, he's not around. He hasn't been around.
I know. That's the joke.
That's why I like you. You've been through so much.
My dad actually said to me, this is how much of a nerd my dad is. Did he say who? Who? Like Jeselnik? Who? Who? My dad? Who? My stepdad.
My stepdad is such a sweet dork, but he goes, because he was so anti-weed.

And then they caught me smoking weed a thousand times.

And he heard the

song, Because I Got High. Remember that

song? Oh. And he

thought that was like an anti-

weed song.

He was like, she? He was late for work

because you got high.

He was using the lyrics as if it was...

I was like, Dad, this guy's a pothead. He sang it, it he's like no he's not you fucking idiot he's saying that he lost his job his girlfriend everything he loved because of pot i was like i think you're can you open this i think you're wrong um so nothing happened rec uh i think i smoked alone one time and i was like texting someone and i was like this iphone is learning who I am and how I talk and I was getting really paranoid and then I was like this shit is not for me anymore damn bro I think that's a good movie too just have one autocorrect and you're like I'm fucking out dude yeah basically probably had to spell February and you're like this is too much I think my fucking phone smokes pot my autocorrect is always fucking wrong so annoying always wrong and the update made it worse it used to kind of learn me and now it doesn't know know me at all i'm the opposite i want it to know i heard a hack that you know when it says ducking instead of fucking you have to make a contact that says fuck no in your phone no you can go on keyboard i got the hack i have the real hack go to settings keyboard shortcuts she keyboard shortcuts yeah and you can switch the names does bobby have those no exactly see we have a korean who knows what the fuck is going on technologically this not this guy you don't have an android do you

no okay i got worried for a hot second i made a deal with myself about weed i said i'll smoke

weed again when i make a hundred million dollars so let's see what happens

so let's all take this journey let's go buy my merch a hundred million dollars you want to smoke

a joint day buy my merch buy her merch please guys please we do need that we do want to see it

Thank you. So let's all take this journey.
Let's go. Buy my merch.
$100 million. You want to smoke a Jordan Day? Buy my merch.
Buy her merch. Please, guys.
Please. We do need that.
We do want to see it. And it'll be Spotify Live.
I'm sure we'll do it live. Dani has cool merch, too.
She's got the t-shirts, the glasses, the socks. It's almost a whole outfit.
I got new stuff coming, too. Look at this bitch's nails.
I know. I can't do anything.
You had to open this for me? Yeah, but those are so cool. I'm wearing sweatpants again because i literally cannot button and zip pants well that's kind of like bobby she's needy like yeah i mean i'm like kalilah do things for me yeah you want well you're not needy like bobby you're independent i like being independent but it is now that i have my very own todd it's like it is when he was like having so much fun at skank fest that he was not standing next to me the whole time I was like it was so weird to have to just re-teach myself like how to walk like without being having my hand like escorted I was like it was like hacky I was like I don't want to sound crazy but where's Todd like I don't want to make a where's Todd shirt I was just I was just about to say that but he was gone He was always like with the people having the fun sniffy sniffies somewhere.

I know, so cute. You know what you need to do is make a Where's Waldo type of shirt with all sorts

of like different comics. And then there's just Todd.

And there's Todd in the middle. Oh, I love that idea.

Do you have any fun, you got any fun trip stories?

We talked a little bit of drugs when we were filming, by the way, because we

and you want to do some mushrooms together. What did you guys film together?

I'm sorry, I didn't know. We did a show that's

going to come out called Beef with

Ali Wong, Steven Yeun. Not Bobby Lee.
Not Bobby Lee. Thank God.
Who else is in it? Do you know other names? David Cho. Wait, did you say that? Oh, I love David Cho so much.
I can't believe I skipped over my man. Yeah.
He might be the most- He is so talented, God damn. I don't even know how to say it.
He might be the most interesting person to listen to. He'll just talk to you.
If you're talking about a subject, he'll just go in his own world and start telling you a story that's, I mean, fascinating. Do you know my David Cho combo, what we talk about is our topic is Survivor.
He's a huge Survivor fan. Is he? Yeah, it's the number one best show of all time.
Revisit it, guys. If it goes off air, I will be dead.
I just can't. I can't do it.
Why? I just don't care about those people. Which people? There's new people all the time.
That's what I mean. I don't care about any of those fucking people.
Trying to live on a fucking island. That thing is not my thing.
They're not trying to live there. They're trying to survive.
They're trying to survive. He's like, they're not glamping.
The only kind of televised, rugged thing I want to watch like that, we've talked about on here a million times, we've offered to the producers to put us on, but Naked and Afraid is the dopest show on television. You put two people butt naked, there's no safety nets, and they got to fucking live.
And a lot of times, they die. No, here's the issue.
They don't die. They die.
Here's the issue. They're not winning anything at the end.
That's what I don't like. Pride.
They're losing. That's why the show is better.
You're not doing it for money. You're doing it because it's like- No, money's the best.
They don't make any money on that show? No. What about the other show where they're in extreme conditions? Yeah, yeah.
That one's crazy. That's the illest of all of these.
That's the dopest. That one's not as fun to watch because the naked one's more fun because when you get bites on your penis, it's funny to watch them squirm at night.
That I like to watch. But the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of podcasting is when Esther was on Tiger Belly one time they went, they were like, Bobby and Kalilah were talking about Alone and they go, yeah we watch Alone together.
And she thought they meant her TV show on Freeform and she got so excited and it was not Alone Together. It was Alone, comma, Aw.
Damn. Sorry, Esther.
Sorry, little Esty. Ha ha.
That's what you get for not putting me in your movie. What if you're going to get in the movie and you don't know it yet? I've known her 13 years.
She's had a lot of things. Call her right now.
But I was in the movie. I shot it on Wednesday.
Oh, really? What'd you do in it? What's that? What'd you do in it? I was a weed dealer. I worked at the store and next to me was Bad Baby.

So Bad Baby got in it.

I love Bad Baby.

I'm sorry.

Nice lady.

Who's Bad Baby?

Sorry, did you say sorry?

Catch Me Outside Girl?

Huh?

Catch Me Outside Girl?

Dr. Phil?

Cash Me Outside Girl. Oh, she changed your name to Bad Baby.

I actually am a bad baby.

Her government name is Bad Baby.

Bring up a photo of Bad Baby, please.

Let's see this bitch.

Hey man, if you're going to be

the fucking producer on the show, Trevor,

you got to know how to type into a computer. He only knows how to type his own name.
Yeah, I was. I think I was a good name.
Her music is great, low-key. Oh, she's cute.
Look at her. Outside of Chaconis, so fuck it, so Los Angeles bullshit.
Love this bitch. Let her have it.
She needs it. She needs this fame.
I'm really into Little Yachty. Little Yachty.
Little Yachty's dope. I've been fucking consuming him a lot.
You heard the new song, right? I fret the walk. Oh, look, Josh Potter follows her.
She's so cute. Look at her.
I love this song. She probably could get her, Rosary.
Her OnlyFans is going crazy. Oh, it's OnlyFans money? That's so crazy.
These bitches are making so much money. Josh Adam Meyers was like, Annie, if you did an OnlyFans, you'd make millions of dollars.
I was like, what?

That's not true.

You'd make good money,

but you ain't making millions, bitch.

You don't know that.

I do.

I've known Annie for too long.

Annie, you know what?

How about this?

You would make...

You would make...

Annie, you'd make millions.

So mean and brutal.

No, Annie. You'd make a salary for J.P.
Morgan intern. It'd be good.
Annie, you'd make millions So mean and brutal No Eddie

You'd make a J.P. Morgan intern

It'd be good

Eddie you'd make Tim Dillon money

If you did it

That's good money

You'd be making

Ew

I'd make fat guy money

Fat guy money is the best money

It's funny if you mean like

We'd make the same amount of money on OnlyFans

You would

Tarantino's been coming to the comedy store

Yeah

He got

Theo was on stage and he went

Thank you. Tarantino's been coming to the comedy store Theo was on stage and he went I don't like that guy and he doesn't like me It's like what is the Theo and Tarantino beef Did he really say that? He said that a lot You know who was there last night? Rihanna I was there I didn't see her Chappelle see her.
Chappelle dropped in and yeah. Oh, late after I left.
Yeah. And he brought Rihanna.
She pulled up later. Did she have her baby with her? Can you imagine? She's breastfeeding.
Now that's a bad baby. That baby's also been in Esther's movie.
Aw. Everybody has.
Wreck is in the movie. This is a real thing.
I'm in the background somewhere. This is real.
I'm her stand-in.

Esther, I could play your fucking ripped stand-in.

That's true.

You could play like the bulky Esther.

The bulky Esther.

I'm the bulk.

I bring the bulk.

She bulk, they call me.

I'm kind of sad Rihanna was there and I wasn't there last night.

But Quentin Tarantino is so fun when he comes to the comedy story.

It's like so fun.

Have you been there on those nights? Rihanna and Aesop Rocky together?

That's a picture of them in the lot.

At the store.

That's okay.

I wasn't there last night.

Who's the big white?

I think that's like so fun. Have you been there on those nights? Rihanna and Aesop Rocky together? That's a picture of them in the lot.
At the store. That's okay.
I wasn't there last night. Who's the big white? I don't know.
Security? We have a new security guy. Do we really? I don't remember what his name is, but there's a new one.
Yeah, but that's not our security. No, he looks like he can fuck some people up.
Dude, Alex. Oh my God, he's scary, that guy.
I hadn't been to the store in a while and I parked on the ramp and one of the new security guys goes, Sir, you can't park there. It happens all day.
They always go through that. They gotta get like...
Well, I didn't been to the store in a while and I parked on the ramp and one of the new security guys goes sir You can't park there. It happens all day always go through that and I'm like they gotta get like well I did a nice thing I go.
Oh no, no, it's okay And he was like no you can't park there I walked up to him. I go bro, bro.
I'm a comic. I'm a comic.
I'm one of the comedians here And he's like no no no what who who and then yeah, who was it? Anthony Jesrible. So someone ran over and was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
But I feel like you're somebody who wouldn't take that like calmly. I feel like you'd get like one like, oh, no, I'm a guy.
And then he's like, no, no, no, you're not. And you're like, listen, bitch.
And then you pull up the me time with Kevin Hart. And you're like, this is the fucking thumbnail, bitch.
No, I've gone backwards, man. I've calmed my shit down.
No, he is. He's worked on himself.
I thank you very much. I see that in you because we're both hulky.
Thank you. I'm trying.
Wholesome. Wholesome.
But I feel like, yeah, you get like one like, oh no, I'm on the show and then the second one that's when you really start flipping. No, no, the second one I'll just, second one I'll go, hey dude, chill out.
Does this not look like a fucking serial killer? Yeah, yeah, I thought so. Rihanna looks so cool.
She always looks fucking cool. I mean, she's a mega babe.
Beyonce or Rihanna? It's not even a competition. I think Rihanna, right? I don't know what he's going to say.
Beyonce. You're more of a musician, though.
You know, technically. I never was really into either of them.
Oh, I like Beyonce. That's cool.
I love Destiny's Child. Like Destiny's Child.
My friends and I would reenact the music video. I like Kelly.
Kelly's cool. I like Kelly.
Short hair. We were all all of them.
Wait, what's the one? That's the saddest answer because you know when one girl was like, no, you're definitely not. You're definitely not Kelly.
I get a shirt later, okay? In five minutes, I'm Kelly. Wait.
So, Rick, wait a minute. I like this.
You don't like either of them. Yeah.
You don't fuck with Rihanna or Beyonce. I mean, no, they're great, you know? I like some of the songs.
But you're not like searching for them. If they come up in a shuffle, it's all good.
There's a trend right now on TikTok of unpopular opinion of musicians. Have you seen this from people like, who's overrated in music? And they're asking like college kids.
It's actually kind of fun because it's like some of the takes are really, really good. Like some of them, and some I don't know.
Some of the people that they name, I don't know. But who do you think is overrated as fuck? Unpopular opinion them and some I don't know some of the people that they name I don't know but who do you think is overrated as fuck unpopular opinion fuck I don't really like to do that I just so sweet actually I shit on them but nobody's coming to mind right now yeah yeah I think it would come back to me what's an unpopular opinion about who do you think is overrated musically Hootie and the Bloodfish rated perfectly I love that I love that.
Taylor Swift is one. I love this.
This is good. And I guess she just dropped two albums last night.
I love her shit, I guess. I like a few.
I do. I guess she dropped an album.
She's huge. I do like a few of her songs, but I'm not like diehard.
I've never really gotten this. Who's overrated, Annie? Who's overrated, Trevor? Usher.

Whoa.

Watch your fucking mouth.

I'm just jealous.

You watch your fucking mouth about us.

Let it burn.

I'll let it burn.

He's got hits.

I'll light you up, dude.

Oh, yeah.

You got it mad.

You made me want to leave the world.

He's so good.

I love him.

Start a new relationship with you.

Who's overrated?

Did you just hear me hit that note?

Let's see what Google says.

Kanye.

You think Kanye's overrated?

Whoa.

I like his take on the Jews, honestly.

He's winning me back.

I love Kanye, man.

Maga.

Maga.

Maga.

You love Kanye.

You still fuck with him, even though all this stuff.

I think he's the greatest rapper alive.

Of all time.

Because historically, he shifted the culture.

No chance. He's not the greatest of all time.
I just think he shifted the culture so many times. Coolio? Coolio? Come on, man.
Rest in peace. Rip.
Rest in peace. Don't do that.
Rip. F in the chat.
So wait. So finish your statement.
No, I just, you know, like everything. Fashion, music videos, live state performances, even music, like combining commercial sound with underground type of raps.
He's probably one of the greatest producers of all time as well. He's just the most influential rapper of all time.
How about that? Okay, Fancy's right there. He said...
In your face, Fancy. He says that Drake is the best rapper of all time.
Who? Kanye says that. He does? Is it trolling? Kanye thinks Drake is the...
No, no, no, no, no. No, no.
I think... I've never gotten into Drake.
So there's your overrated Drake. I just never...
It's just never come to me at the time that I need to hear it or like that much. I don't hate it.
I just go... Yeah.
Daniel loves Drake. We listen to Drake all the time.
Really? Have you gotten on board like sometimes we do with our boyfriends? Yeah. Like I never listened to Drake before.
And now you've assumed his love for him? What is it saying? Led Zeppelin is overrated? Is that what it's saying? They're saying the top 10 most overrated. Number one, Led Zeppelin.
Hot take. Number two, not my words, Beyonce.
Number three, Taylor Swift. What's up? Number four, Jonas Brothers.
Back the fuck up. Jonas Brothers are legit.
Okay? Uh oh. Get them them off this list now.
I'll email thetop10s.com right now. The Beatles? The Beatles.
Who the fuck made this list? Thetop10s.com. So everybody send your hate mail to thetop10s.com.
ACDC, number seven, Linkin Park. That's kind of fucked.
Linkin Park. Linkin Park.
They're great. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.
Also, the album they did with Jay-Z, right? It was Jay- what a lapse in judgment by Jay-Z I mean but that song was that shit still goes crazy in the karaoke rooms I've become so numb I can feel you how about when they're like shut up when I'm talking to you shut up I relate to it people scream that at me so often number 8 BTS I do not claim I'm not putting that out there You better not shit on BTS again the top tens dot com this is a Korean show Okay, number nine my chemical romance. I feel like that was number 10 Basically every pop the most popular artists I think they just went into a macy's and just heard what they're playing and they're like, yeah, these 10 are right here.
Eminem's Just for Men beard is weird, though.

What is that?

He dyes his beard.

And it's like, the thing is,

it's like, they don't ever dye it enough.

Like, there's always a little gray.

By the way, he's got a line coming out

called Just for Mem and Em.

Mem and Em.

I love Mem and Em.

Just for Mem and Em.

I'm a Mem and Em activist.

Mem and Em. Oh, look at that.
Someone just it oh my god just for m oh just for m hacks we're hacks we stole something from the internet reddit got us you look great in the oh my god that's why i started talking so y'all fucking look over here dude they hide the junos on me what's up what brand are these all right so hey wait let's annie get him a guy on the show fucking promote a get him a get him a guy get him a girl hey i'll take whatever well i've been trying to get i i think trevor is a catch hello but are you looking for love are you looking for hey i'm looking for a hug hey it's bobby say hi to bobby bobby we're doing your job for you and we've Bobby. Who's doing it? Well, Annie showed up.

She's going to take your spot.

Trevor's here.

He might take your spot.

Wreck City is here.

He might take your spot.

Wreck Stizzy.

He said Wreck City.

Sorry, Wreck.

He's here to take your spot, and it's going really well.

Huh?

Trevor who?

Trevor Wallace, your best friend.

Noah?

Trevor Noah.

Yeah, Trevor Noah. That's why you quit The Daily Show.
I love Trevor Noah. How's it going, Bob? Thanks for showing up to the show today.
Well, I just woke up just now, so I didn't know why you were calling. What's going on? Aren't you in New York? It's 4.30.
It's 4.30 in New York. I know, but the last spot I had last time was like 3 in the morning.
It was crazy. There was no spot at 3 in the morning.
You did a 1.30 maybe. 1.30, 1.30 in the morning.
Maybe. And it was probably midnight.
1.30 in the morning. I lied.
I lied. I know.
How's it going in New York, sweetheart? I don't know, baby. It's okay.
I want to come home. I haven't been home in so long.
I miss you, baby. Yeah, I miss you too, baby.
Ew. Hey, shut up, Annie.
Hey, we do miss you. We love you.
Ew. We can't decide if Trevor is right for the show.
He's not. Or if Annie is.
I am. Rex is going to stay, though, regardless, because he's killing it over there in the corner.
There's a hammer under his chair. That's right.
You want to say something to him? He can hear you. No, no, no.
I don't want to talk to him right now. I love him, though.
He's cute. Say something to Bobby.
He can hear you. I love you, Hal.
He loves you. I love you, Rex.
Oh, so cute. Hey, so, Bob, when you come back, you might not be on the show anymore.
Is that going to be okay? It's fine. He doesn't care.
He doesn't care. He doesn't care about his job.
I do care. I care, but it'll be fine.
I'll just kill myself. No.
We want you back, Bobby.

Bobby, did you go on,

have you gone on any dates in New York?

No, New York women don't like me.

No, he's such a liar.

They don't like me.

No, no, no.

They have rough hands.

You need a girl like that's from Brooklyn.

Yeah.

Where's a lot of gold.

Let's get you a Harlem girl.

Ooh, Harlem.

You want to go up to Harlem?

You want to go above the park?

I love Harlem. Let's get you up to Harlem.
All right, hurry back soon. All right, I miss you.
Bye. Bobby just crushing puss in New York doesn't even want to tell us about it.
That's how much puss. I would love to watch Bobby's sex in the city.
I know. Can I tell you something? That's exactly what he's doing.
The women that fucking come to say hi to him after the shows, it's insane how hot some of these girls, like shocking.

Not because it's Bobby.

I'm not being meaning, but it's just girls that you're like,

who is this fucking stunning chick?

And they're obsessed with him.

Yeah.

He's going to be just fine.

Nobody was worried.

For the fans that are like.

The fans don't get it.

They're so stupid.

They don't get it.

Bobby, are you going to be okay?

Oh, no.

Bobby's going to be perfectly fucking. And you know what? So is Trevor Wallace, by the way.
What's up, dude? Thank you all for coming and being on the show. Thank you guys for hanging out.
I know this is Saturday and I took up your time and I really appreciate it. Thank you for having me.
I really appreciate Trevor Wallace for being a great comic, a good looking guy. Oh, look at him.
He's a great guy. Look at him.
I look even hotter.

And please try to fuck him.

Fuck Trevor Wallace.

Or just like come to a show.

No, don't go to a show.

Don't be choice. But then fuck me at the show.

During the show.

I did a clothing giveaway.

He gives a cock giveaway.

Hey, oh.

Beautiful.

Thank you, Annie.

Thank you, Wreck.

Thank you, Juice.

Oh my God, it was so fun, you guys.

All right, so at the same time,

we're going to say.

Okay, ready?

Who made the cut? All right, one, two, three Yeah. So at the same time, we're going to say.
Okay. Ready? Who made the cut?

All right.

One, two, three.

Annie Wood, the new podcast.

Thank you guys for being a bad friend.

Thanks for being a bad friend.

Hell yeah.

Bad friend.

Also, we'll be well back.

I've been sitting on that one for like two hours.

Woo.

Woo.