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Speaker 1 Hey, bad friends, come see me live. This weekend, I'm playing Los Angeles.
I'm doing my hour for the Netflix Festival here in Los Angeles. Go to AndrewSantino.com for the tickets.

Speaker 1 Then I'm going to be going to Vancouver and Tahoe, Montclair, New Jersey, and Niagara Falls. Only a couple of dates left to come see me.
But this weekend, bad friends, come see me.

Speaker 1 Los Angeles downtown the Palace Theater on Saturday, May 7th. AndrewSantino.com for the tickets.
AndrewSantino.com for them tickets. You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 A white dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 We're bad friends. Let's welcome Bobby back from Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 So I um

Speaker 1 shout out to Craig Drinkin' Water. Craig Drinking Water.
Yeah, yeah, drinking water. Drinkin Water.

Speaker 1 No, that. Deer in water.
Deer in water?

Speaker 1 You texted me, you don't know the name? Yeah, I do know. Craig Deere in water.
Craig Deere in water. Yeah, yeah.
Craig Deere in water. Yeah, Deer and Water.
You're right. The Red Corn family.

Speaker 1 Shout out to the fucking Red Corn family. Yeah, yeah.
Heavy shout out to the shout out to Sterling, all the gang over there. Shout out to...
Were the Yellow Corn boys there?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I never met the Yellow Corn. I think I'm the Yellow Corn.

Speaker 1 You're the leader of the Yellow Corn, yeah. You are the leader.
Yeah, shout out to

Speaker 1 all the ladies at the tavern. I hung out there.
Little vague.

Speaker 1 Gretel, it's a restaurant. Gretel.
Bunch of people. Shout out all to all the people at Low Wood and Bull in the Alley.
Shout out to not fucking the hotel. Gretel was there? Was Hansel there?

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 I had a really good time, man. That was a really fun time.
I was in Tulsa for two weeks shooting res dogs. And

Speaker 1 I just love that show, man. It's so good.
I think you look really, really good. And it looks fun.
Like, you look like it's a fun character. It's a fun character because now I'm, you know,

Speaker 1 a little wild. A little wild.
Yeah. A little wild.
Everything is a little wild now. Well, I want to say something.
Happy birthday. Whose birthday? I don't know.
How would you say that?

Speaker 1 Idiot. Well, first of all, let's welcome back to the show a missing element of the show.

Speaker 1 The black stain on our hearts that is the most beautiful little nugget, the little cocoa bean that we love to bring to the show.

Speaker 1 And sometimes he's busy and can't make it, but he's back in black because that's his skin color. Ladies and gentlemen, little black magic, aka Doc Willis, a.k.a.
I don't park cars no more.

Speaker 1 Doc is in the motherfucking building.

Speaker 1 In the building, what's up? Hey, Doc, you know it's summertime.

Speaker 1 He's wearing a sweater. He's fucking

Speaker 1 in a road like this.

Speaker 1 You don't get sweaty? No. This ain't even a sweater.
It's like a thin t-shirt. Yeah, maybe the liquor kind of makes it

Speaker 1 cool your body.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 I ain't drinking a day, though. Yeah, on Twitter, there's a couple of women that have tweeted me and they said, in a serious way, not in a joking way, you have to be nicer to doc.
We can't stand it.

Speaker 1 We can't stand it. You're a bully.
But they fuck with you. I know.
So, what I'm going to do for this podcast, okay, is be mindful and be just super generous and kind to you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to try.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give it a go because you know what? They might have a point, right?

Speaker 1 So, I want to say, you can wear whatever you want, even though it's fucking 90 degrees outside. All right, you can drink whatever you want.
I support your alcoholism

Speaker 1 and I support.

Speaker 1 So, what is this? This is going to be a Christian podcast now? What is this? This is. This is.
No. It's not.
No, I'm.

Speaker 1 Is this going to be a Christian podcast now?

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's going to be a Christian podcast.

Speaker 1 Well, let's pray for your. How about let's all go to prayer together.
Dear Heavenly Father. Dear Jesus.
Dear little black Jesus. Dear little black.

Speaker 1 They might have a different God.

Speaker 1 Black people? Yeah. What?

Speaker 1 That shit's going to be nice. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Right away.

Speaker 1 The white God is better than the black God. But isn't it, though? No.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, you're not. I'd rather go to black heaven because it seems like there's better music.

Speaker 1 And he's hotter. Yeah, yeah.
White Jesus

Speaker 1 is way off.

Speaker 1 Rudy, Rudy, BBC, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Can you imagine?

Speaker 1 You can see Black Jesus was like one of those guys in New York who does like dips and pull-ups on the playgrounds. You've seen those videos? That's Black Jesus.

Speaker 1 He says stuff like, yeah, man, I knew Basquiat.

Speaker 1 He did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Black Jesus is hotter, right? But

Speaker 1 do you think Black Heaven is different than white heaven? Do you think we're all together in the afterlife? Yeah. You don't think it's segregated?

Speaker 1 I think it's segregated. I think it's segregated a little bit.
Where would it be?

Speaker 1 I don't think God.

Speaker 1 There's one God. I don't think he's going to be like, all right, guys, this is your cloud or your section.
No, he'll let everyone hang.

Speaker 1 But I think we would just kind of, our angels would fly toward our group. You would do what you do, what people do in the real world.
You kind of go by the people that you know.

Speaker 1 So there would be a black section of heaven, there'd be a Filipino section of heaven, sorry, and of course, there would be,

Speaker 1 there would be segregated groups, yeah, I don't think so, and I would come over to the cloud and I'd go, What's going on over on your cloud?

Speaker 1 And you guys, you know, there's got to be a cookout going on up there, okay, and I wouldn't be invited to the cookout, the cookout, yeah, you definitely beat it.

Speaker 1 I would come through to would he get invited to the cookout, yeah, well, because you know, we like I wouldn't come, we like Chinese food, so visiting

Speaker 1 all of y'all welcome. That's all I'm saying.
Okay,

Speaker 1 Let me ask you something. So do you know what this phrase is, get invited to the cookout? Do you understand this phrase? Yeah, either you're not.

Speaker 1 But do you know what it's in reference to? No. Okay.
A song?

Speaker 1 In black culture,

Speaker 1 referring to someone who isn't black that gets, quote unquote, invited to the cookout means you're cool with black people enough for them to go, you can come to the cookout.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've never invited to a cookout. I know.
I trust me. I know you've never been invited to a cookout.
You invite me to a cookout. Do not.

Speaker 1 Docs do not invite him to a cookout.

Speaker 1 No, you don't get that. You've got to do a lot of fixing down here on Earth before you get invited to a black angel.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you something. You got to work with you.
Black angels. Just listen.
All right. They don't fly, by the way.

Speaker 1 They coke. Hey, they chill.
But there's too much bling on the

Speaker 1 wings. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 It's just heavied down with like a bunch of metal. You can hear the black angels coming with all the chains knocking off each other when they fly.

Speaker 1 Are the wings black as well, or is this just the body? I don't know. How does that work? You know what? Show him the palm of your hands right now.
Boom. White.

Speaker 1 You see what I mean? Yeah. You see what I mean? A darker tan.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Well, I did my 23andMe, and I'm like 17% white.
That helps.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 are you anything? You're like Barack.

Speaker 1 I'm 77%

Speaker 1 like Congo, West In West West Africa. And then I'm 2% Asian and South Asian.
South Asian. You're 2% South Asian? Yeah, and like 1% Sianian.
You're more like Tiger Woods. You're Tiger.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 That's where the eyes come from.

Speaker 1 Oh, is that you do have squinty eyes?

Speaker 1 What are my eyes?

Speaker 1 Am I... You have big eyes.
Big round eye. Yeah, big eyes.
Big round eye. By the way, speaking of getting invited to the cookout, would either of these two get invited to the cookout? These Latinos?

Speaker 1 Of course, huh? They would.

Speaker 1 Every minority is invited. You guys would be a little bit...

Speaker 1 I get invited to the cookout. Yeah, you, because you.
But I'm a minority of whites. You did a movie with Kevin Hurst, so you get a ghetto.
Thank you. Yeah, I did too, fucked hard.
Oh, you did?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he said he didn't like you.

Speaker 1 That's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 What would Bobby bring to the cookout?

Speaker 1 What would he bring?

Speaker 1 What would you bring? That's what I want to do. Well, you know, if you go to Chosan or Parks, any of the Korean restaurants.
Love, love, right? Love.

Speaker 1 What do they bring?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 To the table? That seems a little weird. Potato salad.
Oh, potato salad. I don't like that.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like that sweet potato salad.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 That's like a big

Speaker 1 black people.

Speaker 1 You can't bring it.

Speaker 1 Black people don't like potato salad. No, no, no.
They love potato salad. Potato salad, but we argue with each other about potato salad.
They make it. You can't bring it.
If you want potato salad,

Speaker 1 throw it away. Can I say this? What's that?

Speaker 1 I want to be nice, okay? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Let it fly. You're a fucking little.

Speaker 1 So, what I'm saying is that you think that I go low grade?

Speaker 1 You don't think that I go high grade? High grade?

Speaker 1 Last night, when I came into town, right, I want to see my dogs. So I went to Boa Steakhouse, right? I ordered two steaks, one for me and a $75 steak for my dogs.
Okay?

Speaker 1 That's how I roll, dog. I feel you on that.
All right. So I would come to your fucking steak.
But in a room full of strangers that don't know you.

Speaker 1 And you just come walking in with potato salad and so on. Oh, you don't have television on YouTube? They know who I am.
Come on. I mean,

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying. They're not going to know who I am.
No credit.

Speaker 1 If you walked in with potato salad, it's like, shit, shit. Here's why.
I'm glad that shit.

Speaker 1 He's telling you, black people love potato salad. They take pride in it.
Yeah. So if you show up with something whack or mediocre, then you get uninvited to the cookout.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Now you're in jeopardy of never getting invited back. You got to bring something more monotonous.
It's funny because I imagine that me driving to a cookout in my head is going to think,

Speaker 1 this is the last cookout I'm ever going to go to.

Speaker 1 It's just a one-time deal for me. So if they ever ask me back, fuck it.
That's what I want. You just got to be scared.
Secondly, right,

Speaker 1 if I had a cookout, because Korean, we don't call it cookout, we call it kuko.

Speaker 1 Kuko. Right? So if you were invited to my kuko, right?

Speaker 1 And you brought kimchi, yeah, that's the same thing. It's the same thing, but check it out, right?

Speaker 1 We would laugh. Of course.
Of course. Oh,

Speaker 1 my brother, Kimchi.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? If you brought kimchi to our kukao, right?

Speaker 1 We would laugh. We would whisper to each other, look who brought the you know what I mean.
If the kimchi was legit,

Speaker 1 we would be like,

Speaker 1 we would go, this is legit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but

Speaker 1 I just don't think he'd bring kimchi.

Speaker 1 What would you bring to a Korean kimchi? I don't know how you would make him. Would you make kimchi? How does kimchi made, do you think? Kimchi,

Speaker 1 I don't don't even know what it is. Welcome back to cooking.
Seaweed, right?

Speaker 1 You don't know what kimchi is? Seaweed? Okay, it's seaweed, yeah, sure. It's first of all.
Seweed, what else?

Speaker 1 Brussels sprouts? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Mung bean sprouts. We love Brussels sprouts.
Brussels sprouts. We love it.
No, no, keep going. So seaweed, Brussels spray.
Seaweed? Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 1 You said string beans or green beans? What do you think?

Speaker 1 No, mung beans. Okay, mung beans.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm talking. Hold on, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, mung beef. And then, how is it prepared?

Speaker 1 You think the seaweed? A little bit of miracle whip, right? Oh, that's fucking.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 A little bit of manners. Mayonnaise.
A little bit of hot sauce.

Speaker 1 What kind of hot sauce? Tabasco or Louisiana. Wasabi.
A little bit of wasabi. Oh, wasabi.
Hell yeah, fam. Now we cook it.
That would cook. Yeah, I don't know how to cook.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you brought that, I just know what you're doing. If you brought that, we would kick you out of the market.

Speaker 1 All right? Yeah, because that's that kimchi.

Speaker 1 How do you make kimchi?

Speaker 1 It's cabbage, right? And they ferment it with seasoning, right? And then they bury it for like a year. Sometimes shorter, but it depends on how potent they want it.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 but the more it's stronger it is. It's buried in a, you know, underground.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's pretty much what it is. There's no mung bean or

Speaker 1 they don't have a little white little sprouts in there.

Speaker 1 You've never had it. How the fuck? What are you inventing something? I'm just trying to speak.
What sprouts are you? Oh, you're talking about like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, kong namul. So that's

Speaker 1 a sprout side dish that comes out. The yellow one? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not kimchi. Okay.
Okay, so what is the kimchi to the potato salad for Filipino people? Kimchi?

Speaker 1 Do you understand what we're saying? Like, kimchi is the thing that we're saying you'd bring. What would be the best?

Speaker 1 So if the Filipinos had a barbecue, what would we bring that's kind of like a customary thing that you guys eat?

Speaker 2 Pensit.

Speaker 1 Pancit.

Speaker 2 What's pensit? It's like a noodle.

Speaker 1 You think I'm going to bring noodles to your fucking cookie? But it's really good. It's so offensive.
I show up with a bag of noodles.

Speaker 2 No, you have to cook it.

Speaker 1 Okay, I have to cook it. Yeah, that.
What's in pensett?

Speaker 1 Pork.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's good.

Speaker 2 That looks really good. Or shrimp or carrots.

Speaker 1 And then there's obviously there's snap peas in there.

Speaker 1 Is there cabbage?

Speaker 1 You guys do love cabbage.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I think I would like this.
This looks really good. It is.
So I could bring penset, but what if I made it poorly? Wouldn't you guys all be like, you shouldn't have showed up with it?

Speaker 2 Yeah, we wouldn't invite you again.

Speaker 1 See? You get one shot. You know what I would always bring? You know what the go-to is for any culture.
What? Liquor. Booze.

Speaker 1 That's true. Koreans, alcoholics.
That's true. Black people, you know I'm bringing some Hennessy dark.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Filipino, beer. You guys like beer.
Big beer culture. Big beer, yeah.
For fancy,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 Malibu. What would you drink? Malibu or something like that? Yeah.
Yeah. You bring liquor.
If you bring booze, you can't go wrong.

Speaker 1 If I showed up to a Korean cookout and and I brought booze, no one's going to say anything. Right.
If I bring a dish, it's like, who the fuck does this guy think he is?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I've never, like, I've been to people's houses for the holidays. What do you bring? Nothing.
Bobby. I literally don't.
You have to bring a gift. I haven't.
No, but from now on, you must. You do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I went to Keegan's. When you go to a fucking party, you have to bring a party gift.
No. Yes.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 I'm with you, Doc.

Speaker 1 Hey, Doc, Doc.

Speaker 1 I am with you. Fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you.

Speaker 1 I don't bring a cake. I don't bring a card.
Nobody brings a cake or a card for a birthday party. Oh, well, birthday, if I know them.

Speaker 1 Ah, see, you're the odd man out. You don't bring anything.
You're rude. That's me.
You don't bring none of the people you know?

Speaker 1 No, he barely shows up.

Speaker 1 He was late to his own fucking birthday party this year.

Speaker 1 And didn't even fucking stay. You know what he did? We threw a birthday party for this degenerate, and he fucking left before the party was over to go to a spot.
And we stayed. It was a great spot.

Speaker 1 More than than one a magical night whoa right no

Speaker 1 i went to

Speaker 1 you have to bring something for all right from now on i know if i invite you over to my house yeah to eat dinner which i did that night you came over i did yeah but if that's different than if we have a party if i have a party you have to bring something like like you had

Speaker 1 if it's just you want to

Speaker 1 listen let me let's backtrack here for a second let me ask you a question okay sure what kind of party is it

Speaker 1 A little get-together. If I said, hey, I'm having people over on Saturday.
Now, let me ask you something. You know who I am, right? Bobby Lee.
All right. So you know how I am.
Chinese. No, I mean,

Speaker 1 that's who I am. That's back to who I am.
Or what I am. Right.
Yeah. Okay.
You know how my behavior is like, my personality.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Annoying.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Would you then expect me to bring something?

Speaker 1 No, but you're 50. You should have told me.
I understand that.

Speaker 1 So I was invited to Keegan Key's birthday party. You brought nothing.
And there was a fucking table full of presents. Right.
And And Kalila and I just kind of zipped past the table.

Speaker 1 We pretended we put something in it.

Speaker 1 This is why.

Speaker 1 We did a hand motion. Yeah.
This is why you're not getting invited to stuff. This is why.
You complained earlier before the show.

Speaker 1 This is why. Interesting.
I guess you're right. I apologize.
You got to give gifts. All right.
All right. Let me just say something.
Let me finish what I'm going to fucking say, okay? I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 Okay. Thank you.
From now on, for any cookout, right? For anything that I'm invited to, I'm going to bring something. It's not that I don't want to.
Like, I'm not, I'm a generous person.

Speaker 1 I'm not generous.

Speaker 1 You can be.

Speaker 1 I'm generous in a certain way, like, in terms of, like, if we go to a meal, I always pay, generally. Okay, let's stop there.
Stop.

Speaker 1 The reason you do that is so that I don't have to bring the birthday fucking kids. Correct.
But you, no, that's why I do things like that. So I don't have to do these other things.

Speaker 1 You pay because you don't want to deal with the money thing. You just want to go here and I want to leave.
That's more self-serving. No, no, no, stop.
No, that's not true. It's from my heart.

Speaker 1 No, it's not. It's pure for my heart.

Speaker 1 The second thing I do is,

Speaker 1 and ask anybody, right, at the comedy store, right?

Speaker 1 I always loan people money. That's a bad idea.
I'm just saying, I was always the guy, right? Did I loan you money? You didn't loan it to me. You gave it to me.
Yeah, yeah. So I give money away.

Speaker 1 That's nice. No, I'm, that's why I give homeless people money.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying, right? But because the way you're painting me is like the selfish, like. I don't need to paint you.
You paint you. I'm going to paint myself.
Well, start painting,

Speaker 1 like a Rembrandt. I'm going to Rembrandt it out right now.
Barbara. What?

Speaker 1 Or I'll fucking Pollocket. I'll Jackson Pollocket.
You are kind of Pollocky. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right. I am.
I just spray shit on canvas, dude. And what am I? What? What am I?

Speaker 1 You are

Speaker 1 Koons.

Speaker 1 Oh, I love Coons. Yeah, yeah.
I love Coons. Yeah.
No, no, no, no. Relax.
Oh, I'm going to say,

Speaker 1 Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's going to take any of those words the wrong way.

Speaker 1 Fucking Coons is a real artist. Bring up Koons.
He's a real artist. He's really good.
Look at some of his stuff, though. You've seen him before.
I know who he is. Yeah, he's good.
Why did you.

Speaker 1 Well, you were a fucking man.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I didn't know. He just threw that out, so I didn't know that's who he was talking about.
Yeah, I know who this is. That kind of looks like me.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's like me in a couple years. Yeah, yeah.
You're like Jeff Koons.

Speaker 1 You know who? Oh,

Speaker 1 you know who you're like? Who? John Baldassari. John Baldassari.
John Baldassari. John Baldassari.

Speaker 1 Do you know who this is? John Baldassari?

Speaker 1 This guy's fucking incredible.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Baldassari got famous. Oh, I know him.
I know him. He got famous.
You see these dots that he puts over?

Speaker 1 So he would take very, very like essential photos or pictures that existed in the world of social culture. Yeah.
And he'd put these... You remember those dots are from the store?

Speaker 1 You know, from the old like 99 cent store and they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And he started doing this to like really famous photos. And then he did it to his own stuff.
But there's a great little mini piece on YouTube somewhere. You got to look for it.

Speaker 1 Baldasari one day got so sick of the way that the art world was, you know, manipulating his art or whatever you want to say or like using his so he burned all of it.

Speaker 1 He literally burned everything he made.

Speaker 1 That's you. You're John Baldassari.

Speaker 1 Yeah. In a beautiful way.
He burned it because he was like, fuck you, you're a business. The system's not fair because, well, because a lot of people, they turn paintings.
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 So they'll buy it, right, from an artist or whatever for like, you know, $50,000. And then a year later, they'll go to an auction and sell it for $8 million.
Right.

Speaker 1 And then the artist doesn't get a piece of it, Right. Right.
So they turn,

Speaker 1 it's a completely backward system. But that's one argument for why NFTs are

Speaker 1 kind of logical. Yeah.
As odd as it is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like if real art could be NFT'd in the sense that every time it was bought and traded, the artist got an original kickback, that's what an NFT literally is. Yeah.
So when you talk about physical art,

Speaker 1 the way that it doesn't have a kickback to the original artist, I think is the problem with art, the problem with an exchange of art dealers.

Speaker 1 That's the reason that fucking Banksy Banksy wanted to shred that art. And then ironically, it made it worth three times as much.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's like the artist should always get a kickback from the original thing they made. Yeah.
I don't know why they don't fucking know. There's artists

Speaker 1 that make millions of dollars. And there's this one guy, I forgot his name, but he takes animals, puts them in formaldehyde, and sticks them just in a cage.
Not a cage, but like a water tank.

Speaker 1 Like you would see a fish tank or whatever. Right.
And

Speaker 1 $10 million. That's his art.
What? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 See, I think there is a guy that does that. So he taxidermies the animal.
Yeah, and he puts it in a fucking...

Speaker 1 But is the piece that it is in, is that creative? Is it in like... No, it's a black.
Like, one of them was a goat. I do love goats.
Yeah, goats are great.

Speaker 1 And so one guy that bought it, right, he was looking at the tank one day, and there was white stuff coming out of the goat's nose. Huh?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Right? Go on.
And he had to drain the fucking formaldehyde and then wipe the fucking...

Speaker 1 He like cleaned his own art almost. Like that.
That's it, the guy. I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 Right? That's a real artist. What's his name? Brian Fuller? Yeah.
I got to be honest with you. That's it.
That's pretty cool. That's pretty beautiful.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to lie. I mean, that's stunning.
I know, but how much does a horse cost? In real life? Yeah. Tens of thousands.
Like 10 grand, 15 grand. So that's a 15 grand horse, right?

Speaker 1 What do you think that...

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, that's a pony. Oh, a pony.
How much is a a pony? Probably

Speaker 1 same 10 grand. That's a pony on it.
10 grand, right?

Speaker 1 To you, it's a horse dock.

Speaker 1 Yeah. To you, it's a mammoth.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but yeah. Pony's about $1,000.
I think that's got to be

Speaker 1 a low-ball. Let's go a high ball, $10,000 for our pony.
Okay, fine. So really.
How much do you think that fucking thing is to make? The box? The wood, yeah, the wood seems a couple grand.

Speaker 1 A couple grand, right? For Maldehyde, I don't know how much that costs. I think you can get that for free.
Right, right. To To kill the pony.
That's fun. That's fun.
That's free for you. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That'll be free, right?

Speaker 1 And then how much does that painting cost? Or that artwork? $200 million. $200 fucking million dollars?

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Let's do this, Bob.

Speaker 1 You have a house filled with horse. I would kill him.

Speaker 1 I would kill him, put him in for Maldehyde. How much would you get for a human? I mean, just dock with his little dick.
You get life in fucking life. Yeah, yeah.
That's what you fucking get.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 We call it Black Man, Little Dick.

Speaker 1 That's what we call it. Black Man floating in the water, little dick, right? The horse itself.

Speaker 1 In a nice way, I love you so much. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Good title. What is it? The horse? The horse itself was called The Dream, and it's 4.1 million for that.

Speaker 1 4.1 million for the thing you just saw. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 We got to start doing this. I know.
There's another piece of art. How many animals are at your house? Seven.

Speaker 2 I'm not doing that. No, don't do our animals.

Speaker 1 Where the fuck are we going to get the animals from? 4.1 million? No. Which one? You got to give up one.
Stubbs.

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Speaker 1 There's another piece of art. This Jewish man owns a piece of art.
I don't know who the artist is, but it's of a little boy facing a wall. It's a statue.
I think I've seen this before.

Speaker 1 It's a little boy facing the wall. It's a statue.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But when you turn around, right, and it's a Jewish man that owns him i i mean it's incredible incredible that is that that's it that's it so from the behind you think it's a little boy whoa right but when you look at the face it's hitler

Speaker 1 oh my god is that creepy zoom in on hitler's face there yeah

Speaker 1 oh please don't go dad oh my god 17.2 million for that yeah wow art i know art is crazy doc who are you texting oh i was trying to find this artist that i was looking for well you can ask them they got a computer up there Yeah, but somebody texted to me and we was going back and forth looking at the price.

Speaker 1 What's the artist? Is it another Hitler thing? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I have to show you. Would you put up a statue of like Mao in your house? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you would, huh?

Speaker 1 If there are any artists out there that can make a Genghis Khan statue,

Speaker 1 how about Andrew Santino Fabi Lee statue? That size. From the back, it's me.
From the front, it's you. Yes!

Speaker 1 That's amazing. If someone can make that.
Some go make make that, right? So from behind, it looks like it's red hair. It's got a little red-headed guy.
Yeah, yeah. Am I kneeling? Why are we kneeling?

Speaker 1 And also the height, right? So it's like the tall one has to be, right? Look like you're like a little, and I've got to be smaller, but when you turn around,

Speaker 1 I'm the tall one, but with the red hair.

Speaker 1 Why? It's going to look like that. I want it to be that.
Same size? Well, I don't know if I like it kneeling. Something about that is very strange.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're going to like it.

Speaker 1 But somebody's going to spend three years working on that. So what? Do it.
Yeah, do it. I hope we have a fan that does that.
Yeah, and we'll sell it. And we'll sell it.

Speaker 1 And the original artist will make all the money and we'll take a little bit of the money.

Speaker 1 Yeah. 10%.

Speaker 1 15%. 15%.
15 or 20. 25%.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 the rest, 75, 25. How about that? The artist gets 75, we'll get 25, and we'll auction it off on the show.
If you can make a little statue from the back, it looks like me.

Speaker 1 From the front, it looks like Bobby. Yeah.
But I got to tell you, it's got to be high quality. By the way, talk about empowerment.
Yeah. To have a little, as a Jewish man, I guess I understand.

Speaker 1 That is like the powerful, like, yeah, I own you, you little fucking bitch. Do you know what I mean? I think that's what it means.
It's like diminutive. He's bowing to you a little bit.
He's kneeling.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's praying for your forgiveness so you won't kill him.
I think if you were Jewish, you'd own this thing just to fucking lord over a piece of shit. Yeah.
It would make sense.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but the thing with the Jackson. You don't like it? Nah.

Speaker 1 Just buying some fucking

Speaker 1 apocalyptic type shit like that, that's just weird. Okay, let me say this.

Speaker 1 What if a black art collector, a very wealthy black art collector, had a statue of of a slave owner on his knees, like that, like begging for you to not.

Speaker 1 Do you think, would you think that would be strange? I don't want him in my house.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but don't you think that that would be sending a powerful message to people that come to your house that you've taken back control over someone that controlled you?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think it would mean anything.

Speaker 1 All right, well, maybe you're not an archive. But you're not an archive.

Speaker 1 You're just not an archive. Yeah, I guess so.
I'm just, I don't, because I can't see myself having something like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, what about when my family come over?

Speaker 1 What they're going to be like, man, that's what I'm talking about. I had a white man on his knees.

Speaker 1 That's hell yeah what you just said it sounds like something someone would say and they're gonna be like yo How much is that you're gonna go it's worth 19 million dollars and they're like hell yeah, you

Speaker 1 own the white man

Speaker 1 It's an investment right

Speaker 1 and probably the originally that thing was probably somebody bought it for like a couple five hundred thousand dollars right and through time It's an investment It's just worth millions.

Speaker 1 These things just fucking go up You wouldn't want a little white slave over on his knees in your foyer when people walk in I mean it's just worth some money. Yeah

Speaker 1 Can you imagine and then you put your keys on his little head the little slave owner's head, when you walk in, you put your Ferrari key on his little head. Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 You see, now you're getting around to it. Because then black success is saying, fuck you, to the little white man when you walk in your huge house.
Do you see? Do you get it now? Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 That's why this person owns the Hitler. There are certain arts that I know that I could have done.
Like in the 60s, there was a guy Larry Poons. He's a talented guy, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I think Jeff Koons has

Speaker 1 an orb.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? It's just like a blue orb that's worth millions of dollars. Correct how it is, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Me and this girl was talking about this. What? What is it? This is like a pot that he was selling, and it was like 25 grand.

Speaker 1 Yeah. How much is the orb? He makes a lot of money just.

Speaker 1 That orb is stunning, though. I know, but I could.
Don't you think, Jules, you think you and I can make an orb?

Speaker 2 That's kind of boring.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you something. Yeah.
How about an assignment over the week?

Speaker 1 You guys bring in a fucking blue orb that's even remotely beautiful to any degree. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And we'll see if we can get it. How much is a blue orb? How much is Jeff Koons' blue orb? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Other things are going for over 50 million. 58.4 million.
Yeah. What?

Speaker 1 Blue orb.

Speaker 1 A blue orb is worth 50 million.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah. Larry Poons back in the 60s used to put like little kind of dots

Speaker 1 on Canvas.

Speaker 1 Look up Larry Poons.

Speaker 1 Jeff Coons rabbit fetched 91 million.

Speaker 1 God damn, he is killing it. Yeah, man.
Early work. Larry Poons early early work.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I got to tell you something, though. Yeah.
Yeah, the little dots right there. The red one.
The red one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The red one? Right? Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 That right there? Stunning.

Speaker 1 It is stunning, but that right there is worth millions of dollars. Because there's a lot of messages in there.
There's no message in it, man. Dots.
Let me analyze it. Analyze it.

Speaker 1 Oh, eight dots. Oh, my God.
Now I know what it means. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1 Go back to the painting. Go back to the number seven.
See what the number seven means. Look at that.

Speaker 1 See what the number seven means. Every number has a fucking meaning.
No, it doesn't. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 A powerful number. Inner wisdom, self-awareness, intuition.
Oh, so hey, Jules, he did eight. Let's do seven.
You can do seven, Docs. You know what I'm going to do?

Speaker 1 Do the meaning of the number four. Yeah, I can't do it.
Watch the meaning of it. It's going to blow your fucking mind.
Look at this. Self-expression and self-fulfillment.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. You do four then.
What does Doc do? What? What is the meaning of the number zero?

Speaker 1 Hey, that's completeness. Zero is complete.
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Speaker 1 Zero is the sign of eternity, evolution, and infinity since it looks like a circle. So you know what, Doc?

Speaker 1 You are the infinite

Speaker 1 of this show. Of this show, you are

Speaker 1 infinite. I feel that.
Is that beautiful? Yep, sure is. What kind of art do you think you would make with infinite?

Speaker 1 I'd probably make.

Speaker 1 Now, don't say a little statue of Hitler because now

Speaker 1 you said you didn't like it. I would make a statue of an elephant.
What does an elephant mean to you? Yeah. Elephant is

Speaker 1 memory,

Speaker 1 massiveness.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 they're like good luck charms for Indian people. So it's, you know.
Go ahead and explain.

Speaker 1 I don't know much about it, but I know that Hindu people love elephants. Indian people or Hindu people? Pretty much the same.
Pretty much the same. So all of it is Asia.

Speaker 1 So all of the Asians. Not all of them.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Never seen an elephant in Korea.

Speaker 1 You've never seen one?

Speaker 1 Is there an elephant in the Philippines? No. No.
No, they're not allowed. They can't swim? They're just too big.
That's true. Too big.
So you're saying there's no elephants in Korea?

Speaker 1 Walking around naturally? No. Oh, no.
Maybe in a zoo. Okay.
Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? There's no elephants walking around anywhere other than Africa naturally.
In India?

Speaker 1 I don't know if they walk freely, do they? They do. In India, they do.
Well, they kill people all the time in India. We know that.
See if there's elephants who walk freely in India. No, no, they do.

Speaker 1 Do you know they trample people in India all the time? Yeah. Don't you think it's wild to get trampled to death? That's one of the worst ways to die.
Sheer weight crushing you? Yeah. Fuck.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Sheer weight. Just heading to the bathroom.
Look at that. 500 people's deaths were caused by elephants.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Which is funny because.

Speaker 1 How did your dad die? Elephant. By elephant? Yeah, I brought one into the fucking home.
Can you imagine your dad? They were like, he's going to live.

Speaker 1 He brought a pet elephant. The reason why I'll never get

Speaker 1 trampled by an elephant is because I just feel like out of all the animals. This is the easiest to see.

Speaker 1 They're going to, dude, do you not realize they can sneak up on you and kill you? But it's not like a snake where it's like a bush, bush, it's you know, and it gets you because they're elephants.

Speaker 1 I feel like you could see it maybe from

Speaker 1 half a mile away. But when they're running at you, you can't get away from them.
They're too fast and too big. Oh, so basically, I'm in a tundra.
Elephants can run like fucking 30 miles an hour.

Speaker 1 Get the fuck and Googled it. So, but African bush elephants can run 25 miles an hour.
God damn. 25.
You can run six max. That's fine.
But imagine you're out there, you're in India,

Speaker 1 and you see a dot in the distance, right? And you and I are like, What is that? Is that? I don't know. It's just a dot.
It's a garage. It's a garage.
Yeah, we're thirsty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we've been walking all day. Maybe it's like the sun in your eyes.
Maybe it's. It's getting bigger.
Is that getting bigger? It's getting bigger. It's fine.
Oh, no, the ground is shaking a little.

Speaker 1 It's shaking. It's fine.
I think it's okay. No, because it's, you know,

Speaker 1 and then we're dead.

Speaker 1 That's how fast it goes.

Speaker 1 I don't think you would have no claim. I don't think it goes from little dot to round.

Speaker 1 25 miles an hour. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I know. and also can i just say this over the years and you may disagree with me i've learned a little move called dodge

Speaker 1 dodge yeah what is that just through the years i've just you may not have this ability right but i have a dodging it's just an instinctual thing to just move out of the way You think you're quick enough to dodge a fucking elephant.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let me ask you this, right?

Speaker 1 You think they're like a race

Speaker 1 that stops an elephant. An elephant would fucking kill you.

Speaker 1 You didn't even move. I know.

Speaker 1 You don't care. That was more like a fucking

Speaker 1 moment. That was like eight miles an hour.

Speaker 1 This thing's coming at you 25. You're fucked.

Speaker 1 It's over, dog. If elephants flew towards that fast,

Speaker 1 he would just be the number one killer of anything on planet Earth. You son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 They would be a star.

Speaker 1 You would kick them off the face of the planet. There's no fucking way.
That was so fucking funny. All right, fuck you, dude.
No. Because think of this, right? They're not like a race car, right?

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I think once you dodge,

Speaker 1 they don't have this ability to turn around really quickly. Okay, could do man getting chased by elephant, and I'll show you what you're going to look like.

Speaker 1 Elephant chasing human due to foolish activity. And here's the problem.
I don't do foolish activities in front of elephants. That you know of.
No, because here's the problem.

Speaker 1 If they have their babies, they're really crazy protective. And if they've got babies, they're going to fucking fucking kill you.
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Speaker 1 Running fast. Oh, he falls.
Oh, not the movie folks.

Speaker 1 See? Oh, there's Bobby trying to dodge. Oh, where are you going?

Speaker 1 Yeah. See, now he went the other way.
He's still alive. Because they're shooting at him.
He's still alive. They're shooting at him.
He's lucky that they were shooting and throwing stuff at him. Oh.

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Okay.

Speaker 1 I saw the elephant. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And let me tell you this right now. They were so far away and I'm not doing, I'm not like that guy, you know what I mean, doing foolish things, man.

Speaker 1 I'm not showcasing or anything in front of them, right? They don't even know I'm there. That's how far away I am.

Speaker 1 So when I went to South Africa and I did two months of shows there, they said to me, listen, Asians are third-class citizens. I agree,

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Speaker 1 and I, you know, I know I would kill, you know, kill every show, right? Of course,

Speaker 1 no one said they would come to every combat and go, You're funny, you're funny. They would look at me and not even look at say anything.
I swear to God, are you white people and black people?

Speaker 1 Everyone, so so no one said, Good job, you know what I mean. And then check this out.
I judged a local comedy show there, right? I was like the celebrity judge or whatever, right?

Speaker 1 And the guy that won, right?

Speaker 1 I walked out to him after his performance, after the show was over. And I was with my girlfriend, Christine

Speaker 1 Pertillo, at the time.

Speaker 1 And I tapped on the shoulder. I go, hey, man, I just want to let you know.
You fucking killed it, dude. And he just turned around and started talking to the other guy.
Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 1 How did that make you feel? Like a third-class citizen? No, I went, I tried to ask Christine, I tried to go get back to my judges.

Speaker 1 To remove his win? Yeah, I went to change the number. He's so vindictive.
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He was.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but white guy, black guy? Black guy. Black guy.
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You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I fucking go say hi and say congratulations. He doesn't even look at me, right?

Speaker 1 And so he came to me because the winner got to do our show. Oh, that night.
No, like a week later. Okay.
So he shows up in a suit. Oh.
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Speaker 1 And he comes up to me and goes, hey, I just want to let you know that I got, nah, dude.

Speaker 1 What? He tried to make up for what happened. He wouldn't let.
You wouldn't let him. No.
No redemption. No, no.
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Speaker 1 What's my accent? You're South Africa From South Africa. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Bobby, I.

Speaker 1 But was it good? Keep going. I like it.
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Speaker 1 Maybe to your brother. Stop.
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Speaker 1 Let me tell you, whenever y'all ask me to do an accent, I can only do Doc Willis in a

Speaker 1 current accent. All right.

Speaker 1 Hint, hint, Doc. That's why we make you do it.

Speaker 1 To make me fucking look stupid. Okay.
No, not stupid. Not stupid.
Not stupid. Not stupid.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Fuck, fuck, walk, walk, fuck, kock, walk.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say something about you.

Speaker 1 You are.

Speaker 1 You are

Speaker 1 special. Okay, thank you.
You have a heart of gold.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 you can kiss my ass about that. Oh, he didn't like you.
See, after all this time,

Speaker 1 I never liked you. Yeah, you went one way and then went the other way.
I never liked you. Okay.
That's right. Are you Irish?

Speaker 1 I don't remember Knights here. He did a little Idris Albo there, too.
A little Idris Albo, yeah.

Speaker 1 Very good.

Speaker 1 Can we get you, would you be cool with us getting like an acting coach or something like that with you? Like a voice coach, maybe. Voice coach.
I think you can act.

Speaker 1 I think you can act, right? Okay, a dialect coach.

Speaker 1 I had an acting class with Stephen Snyder.

Speaker 1 Who was the teacher? Steven Snyder. Oh, I don't even know who that is.
Am I stupid? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Stephen Snyder. Did you ever take acting class?

Speaker 1 Have you seen my work? No.

Speaker 1 Fucking terrible. No, I never took an acting class.

Speaker 1 I took Brian Reed for a while. I took

Speaker 1 Laura Henry Meisner technique. I did that for a year.
I thought about trying to do one. Leslie Kahn is very big here in Los Angeles.
Yeah. She's very famous.
Have you done Meisner? Because

Speaker 1 they do. Have you done repetition? Well, I did performance technique in college.

Speaker 1 You know what repetition is? Yeah. Where I say, you have a nice black hat.
You have a nice black hat. I have a nice black hat.

Speaker 1 I have a nice black hat. I have a nice black hat.
I have a nice black hat. I have a nice black hat.

Speaker 1 I have a nice black hat. I have a nice black hat.
And they just do. I don't know what the what's the point of it? To change inflection and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you feel it. Because you can say things the same way differently.
Like, watch. Yeah.
I love Bobby Lee. You love Bobby Lee? I love Bobby Lee.
You love Bobby Lee. I love Bobby Lee.

Speaker 1 You love Bobby Lee. I love Bobby Lee.
You love Bobby Lee.

Speaker 1 Bobby Lee. You love Bobby Lee.
Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee.
Bobby Lee.

Speaker 1 But imagine you spent $400 a week doing that.

Speaker 1 You gave the guy the lady money. And you're sitting there with a white dude, a handsome white dude from like, you know what I mean? Who does that? Virginia, some kid that just moved out there.

Speaker 1 And you're doing that for an hour. And you're going, that's $400.
Back then, also, I had no money. No money.
Yeah, so it's like, I just spent half my money doing this.

Speaker 1 And once you go home, you're trying to think, am I just too dumb to know why that worked? Or did I just really get fucking ripped off for $400? You did. Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 1 Because then you actually go to a set and you don't use... It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist. No.
You just do whatever you want. Just say you're lying.
Yeah. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 You're acting. Just say your line.
I want to say something real. I want to say something about your boy David Cho, who I love to death.
He's the best.

Speaker 1 His performance on this thing,

Speaker 1 I think he's, dude, it's going to... Look, I don't know anything,

Speaker 1 but he is so good. Yeah, he's a natural.
No, I mean,

Speaker 1 so, there's some scenes where I'm like, he's incredible.

Speaker 1 I don't like to do that thing, but something about, I think he'll get

Speaker 1 recognized for this work. Oh, I'm sure he will.
He's very, very good. It's a big show, dude.
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 I'm not. I know, but you're a part of it.
Congratulations. Not really.
Yeah, you are. Half of the scenes, you don't see my face.
Yeah, you're fine.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to reveal why, but one day I showed up and they were like, I was like, I was like, why am I here two hours early? Yeah. She's like, hair and makeup.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you don't see my fucking head. Yeah.
I'm not even in the thing. You don't see me.
You know what I did in Reservation Dogs? We had a club scene. And they're like, a nightclub?

Speaker 1 Yeah, a nightclub where everyone's dancing.

Speaker 1 And I'm just dancing, right?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, where's the camera? Like, I'm kind of like, where's the camera?

Speaker 1 Way over there. They can't see you.
Yeah, and I go, okay, but I have to be here? Yeah, they see you, right? Okay.

Speaker 1 They go action. I lay on my back, and I'm just on my phone playing Tetris,

Speaker 1 right? For like two hours. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then I got up and they're like, okay, we're moving on. Didn't see you.
Liars. Liars.
Liars. Fucking liars.
But, but you're a giver and you will participate. And I I participated.

Speaker 1 You did a good job. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to tell you something. I sent Fancy this.
This is how deep our show stretches. Show them that video.

Speaker 1 So I got sent, Andrew Schultz sent me this video that's online. A guy is a tow truck driver and people are recording.
You did.

Speaker 1 Look at that. Look, everyone look in the corner there what he's watching.
A little bit of bad friends. If you start the video again, you can see he's watching Bad Friends up planted again.

Speaker 1 Look at that. Look at that.

Speaker 1 Isn't that fucking great? Yeah. And this guy is driving.
If you keep going, you can see there's another angle of looking at he's towing this car and he didn't, he must have not hitched it right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But holy shit, look at that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a, but that is a bad friends fan, if I've ever seen one.

Speaker 1 What's great about our show? Fucking that car. You can do things like that and still participate.

Speaker 1 That's right. That's a great fan.
We love that guy. Whoever he is, I hope he reaches out to us.
Like when you're in the warehouse at Amazon, have you listened to our show? No.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Have you ever heard our show?

Speaker 1 You know, little bits here and there. Clips, you mean? Yeah, clips.
You're on YouTube.

Speaker 1 YouTube, yeah, they show a little bit here and there. But you never, like, listen to it.
No, Bob. Yeah.
This is a picture I wanted to bring to light real quick.

Speaker 1 Not a fan.

Speaker 1 This is such a pervert photo.

Speaker 1 Show me a more perverted angle than guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, gross. That's George.
I swear to fuck. I thought,

Speaker 1 oh, my God. I thought you were doing a fucking thing.
We're like, look at this fucking idiot that I saw on the internet. I mean, those words are so real.

Speaker 1 I was looking at the hand first, and the way he's holding the glass, like a fucking moron. Look at this idiot.
And then I looked at the face. Like, that's George.

Speaker 1 We're going to do a segment every week called Look at This Fucking Idiot. Yeah.
And this is week one. Look at this fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot. He posted this, and I wrote why.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Wait, he posted it online? I sure did.
That's where I grabbed it on Instagram. You better believe it.
I cannot believe that's his post. By the way, let's analyze this photo.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck is he cheering with that thing?

Speaker 1 Who is that to?

Speaker 1 What is that? Well, you know, he has chickens that live there, right? I know. This is outside.
This is outside his house. Yeah, so that's chicken.
He's tending to the. Oh, that's chicken juice?

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's chicken juice.

Speaker 1 You're telling me George drinks chicken juice? No, no. I think he's toasting to a chicken.
Oh, that makes sense. That's what I meant.
So the chicken's like,

Speaker 1 and he's like, bonjour. Bonjon, chickon? Yeah, yeah.
Bonjon, chicon. George has chickens.
Yeah. Yeah.
What for, dude? He's a farmer and shit? What is it? Yeah, he's from the farm. He's a farmer.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's a farmer? I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah.
He's also white. Whites are allowed to have all these weird things, and nobody can question it.
That is goddamn true.

Speaker 1 If you watch the Dodo Bird, right? Do you ever watch Dodo on YouTube? Never. It's a series.
It's Dodo Animals. And so sometimes it's like...
Dodo bird? It's a show? No, it's just called Dodo. Dodo.

Speaker 1 I've never seen this before. Right there, the Dodo.
Oh, I've seen it. It's on all animals, right?

Speaker 1 But it's like, whenever it's like, you know, a white, it's always a white family that has the squirrel or a raccoon

Speaker 1 or some sort of marsupial they're saving. Right.
It's never like a Korean going, look,

Speaker 1 I found a baby squirrel outside my front door. And I put, you know,

Speaker 1 I tend to it. No, it's like, no, it's in the, it's in the fucking kimchi jiggen.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? There's no way. There's no way.
Well, they're not going to show off their meal. Are

Speaker 1 Are you going to get off of Twitter now that Elon Musk owns it? You know, people are protesting and they're trying to get the fuck off Twitter. I don't know what...
So politically, is he right?

Speaker 1 Is he what? Correct? Right or left? It's just political. I think he's pretty central.
I think he's probably kind of central to the fact that he's not. Just as long as he doesn't, like, you know.

Speaker 1 He's a pretty central character as far as I'm concerned. You think he'll bring Trump back and let Trump have his.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, Trump publicly said he doesn't want to be back on Twitter. Oh, yeah, because he has the truth on his own thing.
He's promoting.

Speaker 1 But like Taylor Marjorie Greene wants to be get her fucking personal account reinstated. Sure.
You think he'll do that? Probably. Yeah.
I think everyone should be able to be on there.

Speaker 1 Dude, that's where all my heartache is, Twitter. So I never look at it.
It's gross. It's disgusting.
My biggest.

Speaker 1 But don't you think everyone should be allowed to be on Twitter? Yeah. I don't understand.
Like, who gets to decide what's fucking

Speaker 1 what's good to put out to the world? There's so much bullshit on there anyway.

Speaker 1 The weird thing to me about kicking Trump off Twitter was even if you fucking hated Trump more than anything in the world, okay? Yeah. You hate Trump, fine.
I understand.

Speaker 1 There's fucking porno on there. Yeah, but he.
There's girls spreading their asshole.

Speaker 1 My little kid can scroll and watch a girl farting cum out of her butthole on Twitter, but you don't want this psycho on there. What's the difference? They're both.

Speaker 1 But it's the girl farting calm starting an insurrection. She might be.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, then.
Maybe she's saying, maybe she's saying, you know, February 9th,

Speaker 1 let's go fart cum on the capital. I think that's the one cool thing that's happened over the last, the culture shift.
Yeah, in what regard? What do you mean? Just

Speaker 1 LGBT and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 What do you like about it?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I just like the voiceless having a voice.
Okay. Yeah, and being seen.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, there's some woke parts of me. No, but everything slept? No, but I understand, but I'm lost over what you mean.
What do you mean? Sounds so phony.

Speaker 1 You don't believe it. I don't believe that.
No, I don't believe him.

Speaker 1 Don't you believe? You think he's saying that because he's pandering? Yeah. Just

Speaker 1 let me ask you something, Pat.

Speaker 1 Hey, let me ask you something, Pal. Hey, let me ask you something, Pat.

Speaker 1 You think I'm a panderer? A little bit. Okay.
In what way? Is that the only thing that you're going to do? Well, for this particular situation. Yeah.
You just saw the pictures and then what?

Speaker 1 You just got rainbow happiness all in your heart. No,

Speaker 1 no.

Speaker 1 No, because

Speaker 1 there was a documentary called The Case on Prop 8, right? And I've seen that documentary 15 times. I love it.

Speaker 1 You count it? What? You actually count. Yeah, I've seen it a lot of times.

Speaker 1 The Hollingsworth versus Perry.

Speaker 1 That's a great documentary. It's on HBO.
It's a great book. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I cry every time I see that documentary. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But what but he's asking, he still thinks. No, but what I don't like is that he thinks that I don't have he thinks that the pandering thing, and I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating my case.

Speaker 1 Okay. Is that

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed with, if you look at my documentary

Speaker 1 on my Apple TV that I things most of them are gay documentaries about their rights and about their struggles and whatnot. And I really resent that you said that.

Speaker 1 I still don't believe you. It's like a fucking, it's not there.

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Ask me why.

Speaker 1 Tell me why you don't believe it. I've never heard you talk about like the gay struggle and like, oh, I want to, until like now.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 So it's funny, there's a lot like new, there's a lot, yeah, you know what I mean? There's a lot of things that people don't know.

Speaker 1 You know, how like some people switch teams, they go, oh, you know what? I ain't a Laker tomorrow. I'm a Clipper.
That's like his. Oh, you're saying he's switching sides because it's

Speaker 1 like Ron DeSantis. Yeah, you just jumped on De De De De De De Sam.

Speaker 1 Don't say gay fan. He said you're a bandwagon.
Yeah. Gay fan.
You jumped on the gay wagon and you probably jumped on the gay wagon.

Speaker 1 And you probably jumped on the Proud Boys in a little while. That's how Bobby is.
Are you jumping on the gay bandwagon?

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 wagon or wagon. You're just jumping on all these wagons.

Speaker 1 Are you BLM? Are you jumping on that wagon too?

Speaker 1 Are you jumping on the Black Lives Matter movement wagon?

Speaker 1 Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 I say this a lot. The thing is, is this.

Speaker 1 Because am I angry? I have to go back to my original root. I do like when we trap you in a thing that you have to wiggle out of.
I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 You're a mouse that we put in a little maze.

Speaker 1 What I don't like is when I'm like when I was in, just hear me out, when I was in Oklahoma, right? I was talking to somebody and they were like, oh,

Speaker 1 I have seven animals. And they go, oh, that's weird.

Speaker 1 You don't seem like somebody that, just throughout the years that I've seen you on television thing, just don't seem like somebody that likes animals when I'm just obsessed with them, right?

Speaker 1 There's a lot of things that I'm like in terms of.

Speaker 1 The reason why BLM is happening, like in terms of the atrocities that happen between, you know, the police and, you know, black people

Speaker 1 from Trayvon Martin to, to you know you believe him it's good he's good right okay

Speaker 1 are things that i'm obsessed with i follow the trials i i and i you know anything that's oppressive you know i mean i just don't like oppression and authority right

Speaker 1 and um i'm fully against it because i was i'm a kid from trauma and my dad was like that My dad was abusive and controlling and I hate that's why I hate Trump. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 I just don't like any of that shit and I fight against it. So, yeah, when I see gay people kissing in the middle of the street, it makes me feel happy.
Okay. What does it do to you, Doc?

Speaker 1 You get out of the direction.

Speaker 1 That's why you attacked me. That's why I told you.
And I believe this. I believe that you're gay.
You believe that I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Because you have a family and a history of gayness, right?

Speaker 1 And I think that you attacked.

Speaker 1 I think you're the serial killer. I think you killed your own uncles.
You think you killed his own uncle? Yeah, yeah. All right, that's my theory, pal.

Speaker 1 So you go against me, I go against you as well. Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Is this, you're on to something.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. You know what? You're a nice guy.
I want to be mindful, and I want to be nice to you.

Speaker 1 You can criticize me all you want. I'm not defensive, and let's just move on.
Let's just move on. Yeah, yeah.
Let's just move on. Y'all want to move on to some men in black shit? Some what?

Speaker 1 Men in black type shit. Yeah.
Go ahead. Yeah, let's do this.
All right, go ahead. Play the video.
Now, trip off this.

Speaker 1 Queue it up.

Speaker 1 All right. Chip off this.
All right. This is what's going on.
All right, so I was watching this video, right? And usually I watch these alien shit, and I'll be like, man, this shit is fake.

Speaker 1 And I can't get through it. It's like, but I try to collect information.

Speaker 1 So I go to work the next day. Girl asked me, Hey, can you show me the files for the pregnancies? I said, Yeah, I'll show you right quick.

Speaker 1 So I showed her the files and I said, Let me read a little bit. I'm reading the fucking files, and the fucking files match the fucking video that I was watching.
Check this shit out.

Speaker 1 This shit is good shit. Play the clip, play the clip.

Speaker 1 Stop for a second. Can you stop for a second?

Speaker 1 What files?

Speaker 1 Remember, we did the files about the alien pregnancies, the unknown pregnancies on Earth. We did that on the show a little bit ago.
I understand that. He's saying he was reading these files.

Speaker 1 But where I just forget, just re-educate me about what. Did he bring in legitimate files? No, there's

Speaker 1 the PDF. It's right here.
It's a PDF. It's from the Defense Intelligence Agency.
And basically, the DIA says that

Speaker 1 there were aliens that came here. There's proof.
and there might have been some pregnancies. Okay, I remember now.
Okay,

Speaker 1 that's on page 24. If you want to scroll down,

Speaker 1 so let's see the fucking video to watch the video. So, the video you're okay.
This is watching this shit.

Speaker 4 And what happened was that he came home one night, went into his bedroom, and suddenly these three dark, shadowy figures materialized through his wall into his bedroom.

Speaker 4 They were wearing the hats and the overcoats.

Speaker 1 They had scaring eyes, and they let's stop there. Scary.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm. That's in the PDF.
Watch. Hold up, hold up.
Now, play, finish playing the rest of it. So let's talk about it.
Let me say something. Moment to moment, let's talk about it.

Speaker 1 Can we just do that? Okay. So if you walked in your house and three black figures go down to page number 20,

Speaker 1 1950s PI. So there's the pregnancies right there.
See in 24? Yeah. See, say unaccountable pregnancy right there? Uh-huh.
Okay, now. Okay.

Speaker 1 Go down to 27 because remember they said the three black spirits that came through. Yeah.
So, right here, they classify anomalies at the bottom. Yeah.
For the type of anomalies that people deal with.

Speaker 1 So we need your modem off right now. You know, can you read those lines?

Speaker 1 Anomalies which have no lasting physical effects, i.e., amorphous lights, unexplained explosions, anomalies which do have lasting physical effects, poltergeist, materialized objects, areas of flattened grass, corn circles, anomalies which have associated entities, ghosts, yetis, spirits, elves, and other mystical, legendary entities, witnesses, interaction with the AN3 entities, near-death experiences, religious miracles, and visions, OBEs, out-of-body experiences, anomalies report of injuries and deaths, i.e.,

Speaker 1 SHC, spontaneous human combustion, unexplained wounds, as well as permanent healing that results from a paranormal experience. This is what the fuck.

Speaker 1 So this is how they categorize the anomalies that people have seen and been. And this is from the DIA.
This is the DIA. This is from Pinnacle.

Speaker 1 These are testimonies from witnesses telling these people this. Correct.
It's not, there's no proof missing. There's no proof.
Wait.

Speaker 1 We We can get to the good shit. Now play the rest of the video right quick.
Okay. Now watch this.

Speaker 1 Community. Stop.
What's real quick?

Speaker 1 According to Bender, who's Bender? The guy that's talking about the fucking thing? The guy, no, the guy that they're talking about. Yeah, so he's saying that.
He's saying that to him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, according to him, the hypothesis. He's saying all kinds of shit according to me.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. In the Johnny Jepp trial, they kept using the word hearsay.
This is all hearsay. It's all hearsay.
It's all hearsay. Let's go.
Hearsay.

Speaker 1 Warning him to discontinue his UFO research and stop publishing his influential magazine, The Space Review. Afterwards, he became ill and didn't eat for three days.

Speaker 4 After this experience, Bender was repeatedly visited. He said they gave him headaches, they controlled him telepathically, and he ultimately gave up his UFO research as well.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's it right there. Cut it off.

Speaker 1 Now, see what he said? They instilled fear telepathically and was giving him headaches, right?

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 go back to the goddamn documents and go up to page number four. We need your fucking mouth on this one again, Tino.
God damn. Now, watch this:

Speaker 1 page number four.

Speaker 1 Four.

Speaker 1 There we go. Now, go right there.
Read at the bottom where it says examples, Tino.

Speaker 1 Examples of systems in the INSCOM analysis described as real and potential include precisely those asserted by good observers and victims of injury consistent with near-field, RF, EM, N-I-E-M-R thermal,

Speaker 1 infrasonic, and coherent light laser effects. Now, go down to page five.
Now, start at bullet point number three.

Speaker 1 Ability to instill sphere secondary to above, including the use of messaging and RF carrier wave-modulated intracranial voices through thermoelastic expansion of intercranial spaces at five kilohertz.

Speaker 1 Then,

Speaker 1 ability to cause frontal temporal headaches with one with millimeter with MM waves. Right.
And then, you go down a little bit more. Now they're the men in black.
Right.

Speaker 1 There. See it? Use of pulsated microwaves to temporarily interfere with short-term spatial memory.
What?

Speaker 1 You see?

Speaker 1 Y'all don't.

Speaker 1 You see what's wrong?

Speaker 1 Y'all don't see what the fuck is happening?

Speaker 1 This shit is crazy. Okay.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 You see this video, right? This is them saying what people have said to them, not what's been proved. No, no, no.
If you go back, you got to go back and read it.

Speaker 1 It's saying what they've done scientifically and what they diagnosed. That they've proved that this exists.
There you go. Who? The DIA.
The DIA. The Pentagon.
The Pentagon.

Speaker 1 It sounds like something that

Speaker 1 some guy told them this, but they're not.

Speaker 1 How are you able to observe those things scientifically? What is Carlos trying to say?

Speaker 1 You would have to, you would, listen, the scientists would have to be there at the moment when all this shit was happening. You know, those three ghosts coming in that look like Dick Tracy?

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I don't know why they're dressed like that, but they're like, you know what I mean? Yeah, they were. Yeah, and they're coming in.

Speaker 1 They would have to have facilities set up, you know what I mean? Sensors, a lab technicians, people observing it when that was happening.

Speaker 1 And if they weren't there, it's all hearsay after that. But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 The video is just

Speaker 1 what I was saying.

Speaker 1 The video is based. This is the script of that video, right? That's why it's like

Speaker 1 they're two separate things. They're not two separate things.

Speaker 1 they are that's just uh ancient aliens right there that's just something i just saw okay yeah yeah and i'm saying to you i'm going through the paperwork and then i'm reading that and i'm like oh you shit that the fucking youtube people even got this information from this

Speaker 1 you think you're the only one that has access to this doc this been out before that guy what has got these papers have just been released right but they've had these papers probably right

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 oh so some guy just came up with these papers two weeks ago well i mean

Speaker 1 yeah the pentagon just released these. Right.
They had them classified. In some file that's been there forever, right? Right.
So you're saying it just leaked out at Tipp. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 But I don't, I have no idea. I don't know who knows who.
I don't know the fucking fact.

Speaker 1 Go up to the top of this document. Rudy, what do you think about all this stuff?

Speaker 1 I think it's just bullshit. Thank you, Rudy.
And now you get to stay in the house.

Speaker 1 Doc, you also had a headache when you came in here. I still do.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you think you're imagining the headache?

Speaker 1 Oh, so now y'all want to to fucking turn

Speaker 1 it off. He's asking a question.
Yeah, I'm just wondering. No.
Do you still have a headache? Yes, okay. Okay, let me ask you, doc.
That's why I can't on the timeout.

Speaker 1 Have you experienced any of these things? No. You've never been contacted by a spirit?

Speaker 1 Nothing. No.

Speaker 1 No, I've been in dreams. And then at the comedy store, I saw what I saw, I saw a ghost.
So then, yes, the answer is yes. Yeah, then, yeah, I would say yes.
Who'd you see, Gus?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Have you seen Gus? Who the fuck is Gus?

Speaker 1 You've never seen Gus? No. Do you talk about the dude with the suit and the hat on? Yeah, yeah.
At the comedy show. I've seen him.
I've seen him. The guys.
I really have. So have I.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll say it at the same time. One, two, three.
Mitzi's office.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was saying, thank you for a big window.

Speaker 1 Thank you for a big window.

Speaker 1 I saw him up in the stairwell by Mitzi's old office. Yeah, I've seen him in that area.
I saw him in the

Speaker 1 window, you know, from the top of the building, looking down at me. Yes.
Upstairs. Upstairs, yeah.
Yeah, it's always upstairs. Fuck, all of y'all saw him.
I haven't seen him. You've never seen this?

Speaker 1 But who'd you see? I saw like something looked like a thug.

Speaker 1 That was Gus.

Speaker 1 Well, no, no. This was like

Speaker 1 this guy in the mirror. I thought it was...
It was Joe Torrey.

Speaker 1 It was a Tori bonus.

Speaker 1 I thought it was actually like Yorsey in a mirror, but it wasn't. It was a ghost.
Oh, so was he black? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. I like my ghost white.

Speaker 1 It's scarier when they're black. It's scarier when they're black.
Yeah, it's like a candy man vibe.

Speaker 1 That's a good thing. How funny? I like my ghosts white.
Yeah, I just, I can't, I can't do black ghosts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got to be white. Yeah.
So y'all actually bees flying around

Speaker 1 whatever they ask.

Speaker 1 So y'all don't really believe what the Pentagon is saying. Y'all think that's what I'm saying.
No, no, no. Look, I think that document is saying what people have said.

Speaker 1 They're documenting what people have experienced versus what they have proofed actually took place. They're just saying, here is a list of people that have described these things.

Speaker 1 Less so than here is proof that we know these things existed, right?

Speaker 1 Like you can say, when they've documented all the different symptoms of COVID for different people and the long-lasting effects for long haulers and stuff, the range is insane.

Speaker 1 Some people say like their feet hurt or they swell more and they tingle. Some people say that their taste is forever changed the way that they tasting.

Speaker 1 There's other scientists that say, yeah, but all these things can be a product of everything else in your life, right? Your diet, your sleep schedule.

Speaker 1 So this is the same way of saying to these people, they experienced these lists of things, but we can't point to where they were man, how they manifested.

Speaker 1 Also, they have a paranormal and a department, they're called the X-Files. They should watch the show,

Speaker 1 Mulder and Scully. They work there.
No, my point is that

Speaker 1 they also probably have files on paranormal things like ghosts and spirits. They do.

Speaker 1 Here's what I believe: I believe that all of that stuff did happen to these people, but they've manifested it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think the brain is so powerful that we literally manifest those realities to take place. And so they do.
So it is real. It happened to them.
But it's also

Speaker 1 unavailable for other people to access. Do you know who Robert William Aprovaya is?

Speaker 1 Yeah. You do.
You do, right?

Speaker 1 You know Robert William Aprovaya. Right, right.
I love Robert. So imagine him saying, oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah. I saw

Speaker 1 these aliens when I was sleeping in the tent. You know what I mean? And he comes and he talks to the FBI.
Would you believe him?

Speaker 1 If If he saw it, I mean, it's nothing to believe with extraterrestrials. That's the problem with everybody.
Everybody's like, this ain't Santa Claus. This is not Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 Extraterrestrials is somebody that has the ability to get to us, but we can't get to them. That's real.

Speaker 1 That's a real. Why couldn't we get to them? Because we don't have the

Speaker 1 physical capabilities that they have as far as technology. But here's what I'm confused about.
What's that? Why would they want to see us? Because they want.

Speaker 1 There's no logic into why people, why people do things. Because Neil deGrasse Tyson explained this one time that was pretty interesting.
Like, would you ever try to talk to an ant?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's... Would you ever try to talk to an ant? Yeah, but that's still you using your own logic on what you think.
Well, we can only use our own logic. Yes, yes.
That's all we have.

Speaker 1 But if they have another agenda, it doesn't matter what you think.

Speaker 1 No, but my point is, if you're so advanced in your species, is so unbelievably advanced, you could never talk, speak English to an ant. It would be literally impossible.
There's too many barriers.

Speaker 1 You can document the ants. No, but imagine, but imagine another force is so much smarter than us.
Why would it waste its time with us? If we're the ant. For whatever that agenda is.

Speaker 1 Nah, see, we don't fuck with ants. You just keep moving.
But that's just a logic that you're until they get in your kitchen and then you're like, fucking ants.

Speaker 1 Or what if we, what if the aliens already have us, and planet Earth is a human farm? Like we have ant farms. Yeah, I believe that.
We captured ants, put them in a little thing. Well, I gotta tell you.

Speaker 1 And the ants have no idea. They're just doing their business, doing their work, this and that.

Speaker 1 What if we are just uh an exp like a thing that they in some alien's house this has been explored before people have thought about this yeah but also fine they're doing a great job whatever you're doing is great yeah what do we care thanks for making us such a good great show yeah yeah yeah if this was their idea yeah yeah aliens yeah they're like we have to watch these guys together do a podcast

Speaker 1 all right let me tell you something i love you doc love you too all this is insane and i want you to keep but i want you to keep exploring it and keep bringing new evidence to the show show every single week.

Speaker 1 Every week you do. Please.
Please. Because you know what? Slowly.
You're going to crack us.

Speaker 1 You're going to crack us. Okay, well, let's do this.

Speaker 1 What about Sifa and Difa? Okay, do you want to save that for next week?

Speaker 1 Let's see.

Speaker 1 We'll save it for next week. Let's save it.

Speaker 1 You come back the next episode, please.

Speaker 1 Okay. We'll talk about SIFA and DIFA.

Speaker 1 We'll talk about whatever you want to talk. All right, right.

Speaker 1 Everybody has an assignment also for next week is bring something to the cookout. Everyone has to bring something here to the cookout.
I'm going to bring you a potato salad.

Speaker 1 Next episode will be a cookout episode.

Speaker 1 How about this? You bring him potato salad, you bring him kimchi. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 We'll taste each other's shit.

Speaker 1 I'll bring potatoes and beer.

Speaker 1 You bring something. All right.
So, guys, great episode. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 1 Thank you.