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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends. Do you know what Jordan this is? Yeah, 94.
No.

Okay.

That's what you're still out of here?

Actually, this might,

this actually.

No.

No, this is,

wait, this is.

It's the number four,

so it's like 80.

Well, it's the four,

but it's gotta be 80.

It's gotta be 89.

Okay, here's also another point though.

But he wasn't too far off.

All right, here's another point though.

Yeah.

Who gives a shit?

People like us too, urbans. Oh, you're an urban yeah yeah no all right i thought you were midwest you're more urban chicago chicago what the fuck there are suburbs in chicago yeah but chicago is a city we're urbans are you in a sub well no okay i'm urbans is san diego city no san diego is a big suburb.
Even downtown San Diego isn't downtown. It's a convention center.
And it's like frat row. That's all that is.
It's like drunk frat row. San Diego is not a real city.
Wow. Is that where you're from, Bobby? Yeah.
Well, I kind of knew. Well, then you already knew that, man.
So why would you even ask that, man? Because sometimes I second guess myself. San Diego is a big town.
I love San Diego, but it's not a city. Okay.
It's just a bunch of suburbs blended together. Correct.
Okay. Is LA a city? Yes.
Yeah. But it's a lot of little cities.
Yeah, but it's still a city. Because Santa Monica is totally different from downtown Echo Park.
It's like too many little cities. But isn't there a park that is strictly named Los Angeles? Yeah, the center of the city

but also

but not really.

Like if you said

if somebody goes

I live in Los Angeles

you'd say where?

But is our skid row

better than your skid row?

In Chicago?

Yeah.

Chicago's a way tougher city

than this place.

Our skid row is crazy here.

The murder rate in Chicago

is the best.

We're the best in the country.

No one kills more than us.

I don't know, dude. You actually don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're right there.
I can base Chicago is the best. We're the best in the country.
No one kills more than us. I don't know, dude.

You actually don't know.

You don't know.

We have Detroit.

We're right there.

I can base it on the riots, right?

When you guys had a riot in Chicago, right?

Back in the 60s, right?

Yeah.

92.

I mean, in terms of riots, we had one of the best riots on planet Earth.

I know, but that's so long ago now.

What is this guy?

He's repping Detroit.

Detroit.

D-down. D-down.
You know what I'm saying number two and then the murder rate come on Bobby you don't feel it what is this is this is this the current is this the current murder rate let me see go up where is this from cities with the most murders in 2021 yeah let's see's see what we got here. Detroit number four.

Yes!

St. Louis.

Back down, we went down.

Where's Chicago?

Chicago's 10.

Where's LA?

Not on the map.

Well, yeah.

Oh, it's not on the map.

You're doing good in Detroit.

But can I tell you something?

Not mass shootings.

Most shootings.

Oh, this is always good

to mass shootings.

Yeah.

Murder map.

Oh, look at that.

I love the murder map.

Can we not...

This is a good subject.

All right, you know what?

I'll settle the argument.

All right right Chicago's

way more violence

and a more terrible

place

hell yeah

okay good

all right good

right Detroit's a

bad place

St. Louis then

Baltimore

yeah Baltimore

would be

Birmingham

yeah Birmingham

yeah

Detroit there you

are dude

shout out to

Detroit

Detroit

Dayton

Dayton Ohio

is that

Baton Rouge

isn't that where

Theo's from

New Orleans

right next door

Casey Moe

Memphis 10

Closed Captioning by Kris Brandhagen.com Detroit. Yeah, we got in Baton.
Dayton, Ohio. Is that Baton Rouge? Isn't that where Theo's from?

New Orleans, right next door.

KC Moe.

Memphis, 10.

Cleveland.

Richmond.

Wow.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Miami Gardens.

Wash, D.C.

North Charleston.

Peoria.

Oh, Peoria, Illinois.

Holy shit.

Oh, man.

Even the Asians get shot up there. Look at that grieving Asian family.
What is that, Raymond? What does that say? Go back here. Wait,oria, Illinois.
Holy shit. Oh, man.
Even the Asians get shot up there. Look at them.
Look at that grieving Asian family. What is that say? Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on real quick. Let's look at this photo real quick, right? True.
Yeah. Whoever died.
Is that you guys? Is that someone you know? No. That's not Rudy crying right there? But just listen.
And that's you. If you were a lawyer, that's you consoling.
That's Rudy crying. That's you.
Whoever died, right? Yeah. The guy in the right didn't care as much.
Did not. He's just like, why are you crying so hard? I think that's that little.
It's not that big of a deal. Yeah.
He didn't like him. Yeah.
He cheated on you 50 times. And the dad is just reading.
The dad's just. Yeah.
He's reading his grocery list. I feel so bad because we don't, this could be the most horrific thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, and we're making fun of it. But give reference to it.

It just says Getty in there.

Yeah, it says Getty.

Yeah, yeah, give me a reference.

Yeah, but that kind of grieving is-

Let's jump to something happier.

We're doing death stuff.

I know.

You went there!

My soul was hurting.

All right, let's talk about-

Jeez.

You know what?

Here we go.

Here we go, right?

Here we go.

Here we go, right?

Because we have a magical Asian coming.

We have the most magical Asian coming that we've ever had. Do you like magical Asians? So we might have here's we go here's we go right because we have a magical asian coming we have the most magical asian coming that we've ever had do you like magic we have three of them in here fucking okay you think the tools and i are magical no they're regular asian we're regular agents you're talking about just asians in general magical but huh let's talk about asians in general yeah but there'll be three asians and black guys.
It'll be kind of balanced. It's so,

I want to go positive.

And don't say that again.

Do you think if I do,

if I do, if I do blackface on this show,

do you think it'd be bad?

I,

you know what?

I don't think it would be.

If I do blackface.

No,

hell yeah,

it'd be bad.

Don't do that.

Should I not do blackface?

Wait,

tell me why I shouldn't do it.

Because,

is it funny?

No.

Is it funny to see a redheaded guy

in blackface, red hair, blackface? Never seen it, but you know no it's is it funny to see a red-headed guy in blackface red hair blackface never seen it but you know it's still but to america it's still a white dude come on you from the hood you know they still like the white dude and the black dude sitting next to the white dude with the black face then i'll be yeah you start a whole fucking ride all right i'll do it i'll do it say no more go positive now? Yeah. I propose something.
Yeah. Let's just, I've always wanted, let's create a kid's show.
Okay. Right? I think that, right? We have this perfect dynamic to create the best kid's show in the world.
We can create, we can create mass, like little puppets, right? It can be in a street, a grove, whatever. You know what I mean? A grove? I don't know.
You know how Sesame Street's on a street? We're on an avenue or a boulevard. Yeah, but let's create something different.
Sesame Street was on a boulevard? Sesame Street was on a street. How about an island? Maybe some sort of island? What is it called? It can't be Turtle.
How about this? The tops of Turtle island what that's where the kids are yes the adults are in the bottoms of turtle island yeah but the kids yeah so if you look at that poster right this is the bottom that's the bottom of turtle island this looks like a kid show yeah right so maybe we'll create a kid show called the tops of turtle island right and it's a magical Saturday morning kid show, right? Obviously. He's the lead? He's not just the lead.
He can play the kid. Okay, listen.
Yeah, yeah. I think that you could play the kids, right? I don't think anyone shaved the mustache, and I think bingo.
Bingo. We're there, right? Yeah, you could.
Yeah, yeah. And what do we call you? Because, you know, in Sesame Street, there was a black guy in it, right? The bald-headed black guy that would walk through the streets.
LeVar Burton? What was his name? No, it wasn't LeVar Burton. Who was it? I don't know his name.
Shel Silverstein. No, that was fucking...
Man, y'all watch Sesame Street that much? No, that's a shit. Is that Shel fucking Silverstein, man? That's an author.
That's an author bro oh okay wait man there he is there he is there he is so so oh yeah yeah you should know this guy's name man he's like one of your guys he's one of your guys yeah yeah his name is roscoe eddie murphy i know but when it comes to kids but it should be yeah yeah yeah You should know his name. This is either Kenan from SNL in costume or Steve Harvey's brother.
Who's the Black Muppets? What? Oh, there's Black Muppets. There's Black Muppets.
That's what I'm talking about. They were on Sesame Street? No, they're new.
They got shot. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's some. They got shot.
That's some BLM shit right there. On crack.
But that's good. One got hooked.
crack, right? Is that what it's supposed to be? I'm kidding. Oh, okay.
All right, I'm just saying. What kind of shit is it? The two new black Muppets on Sesame Street.
One's a lawyer, right? Well, I mean, he disobeys the law. Right.
That's for sure. Yeah.
Put that back up. It looks so fancy.

Just click it in.

You see the...

Now it's broken apart.

Yeah.

Rudy, since you're young,

you're the youngest one here.

What are the names of the Black Muppets from Sesame Street?

I've never watched Sesame Street.

Okay, let's start let's i watch barney okay yeah me too yeah me too man that's rudy rudy rudy since you're the youngest one in here what are the names of the black you must know what are the names of the black muppets from Sesame Street. Yeah.
The father is...

Those are brothers.

They're lovers.

For sure.

They're lovers they're lovers for sure they're lovers oh the one on the right yeah his name carl carl carl very good okay nice hansen carl hansen never met a black guy named with the last name hansen you? Carl, though. Carl's a good one.
What about the guy on the left? The left is Daryl. Daryl.
Daryl, you mean? Daryl. No, Daryl.
Oh, Daryl. So Carl and Daryl.
Carl and Daryl. Oh, okay.
Carl and Daryl Hanson. They're lovers.
Yeah, they're lovers, right? Okay. So in our, the tops of Turtle Island, let's create, there's always an opening theme song.
Carl. Right? And Darl.
And Darl, right? So we're opening, right? So I'm going to do a line from the new theme song. Yep.
Okay. Happiness on top of Turtle Island.
Welcome all my friends. And everybody,

we love you.

There's only

a couple of black people here.

So everybody feel safe.

Rudy?

Yeah, we love

them so much.

Bobby?

And here we go. And we're going to present Carl Hansen.
You come up. I'm Carl.
Yeah. You're fucking Carl Hansen.
I thought he said he was going to be Carl. No, you're Carl.
I'm Carl. Who gives a shit? Okay, all right.
I'm Carl. And now you come up and greet the fucking kids.
Oh, hey. This is the morning fucking new show.
Yeah. Hey, my little kitties.
Hey, Carl. I love y'all once again.
You love me? Do you love us? Yeah. We are one of the kids.
We're going to get fans. Yeah.
What did we learn today, Carl? What did we learn today, Carl? Today we're going to learn how to just love each other and make sandwiches. Oh.
We're not going to learn about the alphabets or numerical numbers or anything about ethics. Well, you've got to eat first, right? Energy.
We've got to learn science. Yay, sandwich.
Sandwich. And we're very inquisitive kids.
Carl, I have a question. Go ahead, buddy.
How come your skin is different than mine Well good question That's real Because the atomic structure of our atom Builds you to make you look like me Wait a minute Makes me look like me And make you look like you Oh wow Because my dad says It's because we're better than you What does your dad dad say? My dad say that your dad is racist. That's a new word, kids.
Racist. I got a question.
I'm Timothy. Hey, Timothy.
Hi, I'm seven. Okay.
Nice to meet you, Timothy. Do you know OJ? No, Timothy.
I don't know him, but I know of him. Tell me about him.
I don't know anything because we didn't learn about him in the history books in that school. OJ broke football records.
That's it. All right, now.
I have another question. Okay, your turn.
You don't ask no more questions, seven-year-old. What you got? Do you know Bill Cosby? Yes, yes, we do.
Who is he? Who is he? What did he do? Okay, well, they're the company called Jell-O, right? Yeah, we love Jell-O. And they had pudding pops.
Good time, you know what I mean? What did he do with the pudding pops? Well, the pudding pops, he sucked on them like everybody else, you know, eats stuff. He didn't stick it in? No, that's okay.
I don't know where you're going, but I'm going to cut you off, 7-year-old, because you can because little kids can say the darndest things you know what I mean I have a question why do some people not like Michael Jackson we are going for the celebrities probably because he was a good moonwalker, you know, and he was very famous.

And, you know, people, there's a thing called haters in this world.

And we're not haters, right, boys and girls?

No.

We're all.

And now on the chiron, haters.

Haters.

Now that's what the topic of the show.

Haters.

Yeah.

And then now you talk about haters.

Haters, haters, kids, are those who don't like you when you're on the top of your best. Boo.
Do we like haters? No. Exactly.
Haters can kiss ass. Can we cuss on this show? Can I ask you a question? Okay.
I thought you were giving me five. Okay, yeah.
Did Epstein kill himself? Shoot. These kids are like, what are you watching? Yeah.
This is okay. Did Epstein kill himself? Shoot, these kids are like, were you watching the CNN? This is okay.
Did Epstein kill himself? We don't know. We want to know.
We think he didn't. Well, that is what we heard, you know what I mean? But it's possible.
It's possible, you know, but he's with the good Lord, right? Yeah. I think.
Do you know much about Al-Assad from the leader of Syria?

Okay.

He did stuff to his people.

Can you tell us about that?

Well, I don't know much about him, but Egypt's a nice place.

He used chemical warfare all his own people or something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Teacher, teacher.

Okay, you got another.

Another.

Is it going to be good? Yeah. Teacher, teacher.
It's we want to learn. Yeah, we want to learn.
We're teacher. Okay, you got another.
Is it going to be good?

Yeah.

Teacher, teacher.

It's we want to learn.

Yeah, we want to learn.

We're learning.

We are educating.

Are you pro-Palestine or pro-Israel?

Sure.

Yeah.

Sure, hard question.

You know what this is called?

This is called.

We'll get back to you later.

All right, commercial break.

Let's go.

It seems as though you don't know anything about it.

You're trying to divert the question. Teacher, teacher, teacher.
Hold on. Okay, one at a time.
One at a time. That's rude.
That's rude. Go ahead.
Go ahead, Dar. Do you really think 9-11 was an inside job? Well, wow.
You're going deep to tell him. I mean, the way the buildings fell, the stacks.
Nothing steals seems weird, teacher. Yeah, well, it could be, you know.
Yeah. Do we have anybody else on the show? It seems like an on the show there's a nice little young girl over here a kid's school a kid's show called Conspiracy Street would be so fucking fun so good could have little kids could have little kids talking about conspiracy like little seven year olds being like 9-11 was an inside job you know how funny that would be but they would never have the kids right the kids like because their parents are there kid actors will do anything i know but the parents will be like no yeah so what they're getting paid you're like well that's true we'll double the pay oh yeah i mean dude you know what's so funny whenever i work with kids on a show it's always so weird like look a lot of them are very sweet but it's just like the parents are like very manipulative and controlling over the kids when they're on set yeah and this one kid was like in the pool and he's like the pool is cold and he's visibly like shaking yeah in the pool for like three hours yeah and it was warm but it was still cold outside he's like the the pool is cold and the mom runs over and she goes you're gonna stay in the pool until they tell you to get out of the fucking pool wow wow yeah parents are fucking and he was like but it.
And he was like, but it's cool. And she's like, cut it out.
Yeah. And I was like, that's so fucked up.
But also. Hypothermia, lady.
Yeah, suck it up. Suck it up, bitch.
Yeah, you're getting a grand. Yeah, suck it up, you little bitch.
When I was on Splitting Out to the Other, we had a little kid that played the kid. They're, you know, Jenna Fishers and Oliver's.
You know what I mean? They're the parents. Yeah.
And he would follow me around the set and poke me right you're very pokeable i'm very he would poke me and giggle and i always laughed really loud so people knew where i was with the kid because i would go to the bathroom he would follow me and poke me right in the bathroom not in the bathroom but around like where there's no one. And I would run towards somebody so that just people could see him poke.

You know what I mean?

Do you feel like that was bullying?

Yeah.

That's a little bullying.

No, I like it.

Because kids, you know, kids, I'll be honest with you.

And as Jules, kids like me.

Well, they think you're them.

No, dude.

You look like a big, fat kid.

Like, when we have kids over the house, they like me.

What?

Oh, fuck. Get the fuck out of Oh fuck Get the fuck out of here Get the fuck out of here Get the fuck out of here Oh my god Now we're talking about magic here Come sit right here in the middle please This is amazing This is fucking amazing Dude good to meet you man This is amazing Great to meet you Shin fucking limb dude Will you come sit down This is so amazing amazing This is so fucking amazing Oh, I'm sorry, this is how professional the studio is Apple box, sit on the apple box That's your wife? That's my wife, yeah Hi, how are you? Which one is your wife? There's two people, I'm not assuming anything today Can I do the introductions? Well, hold on, let's let everyone settle.
May I do the introductions? Yeah, you can. All right.
I'm going to stand and when I say. Do we need to move this fancy so if he does cards on the table? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, move that.
Yeah. Yeah, get this shit out.
May I do an introduction, please? Yeah. Give me a countdown, please.
Jules? Oh, hey, man. nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

Magical Asians.

They're the best.

My turn. I'm doing it?

Magical Asians!

Magic, they're here!

To stay!

They'll never go back!

They're here forever! Magical Asians Asians The magical whites aren't as good No chance, no chance No chance, it's magical Asians Okay, here we go Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Hi, I'm Bobby, nice to meet you I get nervous Introduce the magical Asians I will I will, my bad, I'm sorry I got angry, you're on steroids and i know that you have prednisone all right so um many many years ago i'm a big fan of talent shows yeah okay and i'm also i know pen jillette oh i did a movie with him and um so when i was in Hungary um last summer with Penn Jillette we were shooting a movie yeah and I asked

him I go do you think that shin lim is the best guy out there and he goes i think he is that's what you know i think i heard this one yeah yeah and so i've been watching america's got talent over the years and also other variety shows and i've watched every magician right yeah known to man yeah right over the years, and also other variety shows. And I've watched every magician, right?

Yeah.

Known to man.

Yeah.

Right?

Over the years.

Yeah.

I really believe that this young man, he's from Boston, correct?

I am originally from Boston.

Yes.

So, you know, I know things.

You're Canadian now, too.

Oh, yeah.

Originally, too.

There you go.

As well as both.

You know things, too.

I do.

And that's great.

Yeah.

It made me look like a fool just now.

A little bit, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little bit. Anyway, and so I do.
And that's great. Yeah.
It made me look like a fool just now. A little bit, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A little bit.

Anyway, and so I also know Howie very well.

So do I.

Speed this up.

Okay.

Shin Lim, everybody.

Shin Lim, everybody!

All right.

Thank you.

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So, Shin, thank you so much for coming.

By the way, you know he just came from Ellen.

Yeah, it was short.

Ellen.

Who's Ellen?

Ellen. I thought she was gone.
No no dude she's a lot last season one of the last oh really yeah well he's been on it before i'm just saying he came to us from ellen yeah so let's really give it up for shinlen for coming here from ellen to here look at this fucking studio yeah but his wife is sitting on an apple box stop stop stop ellen ell. Ellen, Ellen.
Bad friends. Alright, stop though for a second.
This is the marsh. Can I make an argument though? Yeah.
Ellen shoots on Warner Brothers, right? It's a five minute drive. I'm not talking about it.
I mean, how long did it take you? Five, ten minutes? Well, we did try to go to In-N-Out and then we realized we didn't have enough time so we came back. Oh.
You didn't get them food? You guys get them In-N-Out. Fuck.
Get shit lit. In-N-Out.
then we realized we didn't know enough time so we came back oh you didn't get them food you guys get some In-N-Out fuck get shit lit In-N-Out yeah yeah yeah oh my god our production crew I'm so sorry about that yeah yeah yeah what's your wait what's your In-N-Out order we'd love to know just the regular number one number one yeah regular fries or animal style animal style is it burger animal style no they have them yeah you can animal style anything what is animal style? You don't animal style? Don't get aggressive, just lean back I need information Animal style is grilled onions And a little secret sauce But there's no Is there bun? It's just added into the stuff you already get Can I just say Put grilled onions in it? Would they know? You have to say animal style for their special sauce with the grilled onions. Okay.
You guys have never heard of that? It's the bomb. You never heard of that? I've heard of animal style, but I didn't know what it was.
It's so good. You don't know much about anything, actually.
Man, don't be like that. I know a little bit.
He knows a lot. Hey, Doc, like this before, say a word that you know he doesn't know.
A big word. A big word? Yeah, go.
Serendipity. What does that mean? Don't know.
It's a great movie. Oh, really good movie.
Really good movie. Okay, man.
What does it mean then? It means peace, inner peace. No, it doesn't.
Tranquility. No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't. It sounds like it.
It sounds like it. It sounds like it.
Serendipitous means something is almost like destiny driven, you know? Serendipitous, It's like a confluence of events that makes something destiny-driven.

You can't just throw out a fucking movie title.

Love that takes the form

of finding valuable, pleasant things

that are not the core.

What does quantum solus mean?

I mean, it doesn't...

It's a movie.

It's a movie, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what he did.

Serendipity.

Well, it's two words, one word.

Okay.

Let's go back to our guest. Shin Lim's here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So first of all, we both love you.
Yeah. We respect you.
You're incredible. You're incredible.
Thank you. What do you think? Why do you think you're such a magic Asian? What do you think makes you the most magic Asian? The hair maybe.
I don't know. It's where I get all my mana from.
I don't know.

I just go like this.

Yeah.

That's what juices it up.

Yeah.

When did you,

when did you start really getting into it?

16.

I turned 16.

I was like,

you know,

I might be able to get a girlfriend doing this.

And?

And.

Got a wife.

No, no,

no.

That was a long time later.

Oh,

really?

Yeah.

It turns out you have to actually talk to them.

So I couldn't.

I thought, I was like, oh, I just show them a trick. And then they give me their numbers.
This is how it works? Yeah. And that turns out.
I figured that out later in my life as well. I couldn't get any girls before I was 21.
Never? Same. Zero.
No, I didn't get a single girl. Not a single one.
I was so shy. I didn't know how to do it.
What? We knew that. But go ahead.
Bro, is that a slam, bro? Burn from Doc. I was just speaking facts.
Yeah. Speaking facts.
I want to say this to you, Doc, okay? Uh-oh, here we go. Can I just say it real quick? Remember, we have a guest.
I know we have a guest. I just want to say one thing, okay? Be nice.
Is that you're a black man, right? Oh, boy. I'm an Asian guy, right? And I have a bigger dick than yours.
Okay. Okay? And that's sad on you.
Well, no, you don't have a bigger dick than me, that's something are you talking what do you mean like like per capital like in terms of girth i bet your money mine's like a spam can it is yeah yeah yeah it's like a fucking box it is right it is insane it doesn't even sometimes enter some vages no okay okay sorry about that no it's great i don't want to get did you do you feel good yeah no i feel great okay now because i threw out a fucking fact right now ever talk to me like that again. Bobby is positive.
Okay. Let's go to that.
Let's go back to Shinlam. Let me ask you.
So did you guys meet because of magic? In a way, yeah. She was actually a dancer for an illusionist, a big, big time illusionist, Franz Ferrari.
Ooh. Big, big, big, big.
And I was actually the magician performing in his theater as well. When you stole her you weren't dating him by any chance no no no he's like 50 years old Bobby's 50 no and how old are you 26 yeah Kal's 35 same same okay back to Shinla

you look very young

no no no no don't don't don't

I knew that about him

I knew that we'd have a connection

what's a connection when I watched the YouTube

and I saw him on thing right it seems like

a beam of light came out of his and it connected to mine

through the television

yeah through the screen my iPad

do you think he felt that I'm pretty sure

he probably didn't know what it was at the time

Thank you. beam of light came out of his and it connected to mine through the television yeah through the screen my ipad do you think he felt that i'm pretty sure he probably didn't know what it was at the time you feel like you connected through bobby through television i when i was watching the podcast yes that's i have to go see yeah see those beams right so what i what i love about him is like um when people do magic right yeah there's like magic reveal videos afterwards yeah right And people go, well, this is how this magician did it, right? There's a lot of his shit that people can't figure out.
So you went on, did you go on Penn's? Yeah, Foolish. Yeah, you did that, right? I did it twice.
And you didn't, and they didn't get you? Apparently not. No, no, no.
I mean, I really do feel like they actually know some of it. Because I saw one of them and they did not.
He admitted that he didn't get it. Yeah.
You think he was lying? No, they're not lying about the whole thing. I know they probably know certain parts of it.
But I think, you know, if they enjoy the entire act as an entirety, then they say, yeah. Out of respect.
Something like that. Yeah, because most magicians, we kind of know how everything really works.
You know, it's like piano, really. If you know the basic chords and everything,

you can really create any, like a symphony.

Does anybody fool Shin Lim?

Oh, yeah.

Plenty of times.

There's magicians that do tricks that you're like, I have no idea.

It has to be like probably mentalism or different types,

not cards, you know?

Ah, right.

Yeah, different types.

A different kind of magic.

A different type of magic.

A little magic.

Go ahead.

How do you feel about David Blaine?

Oh, he's my inspiration, man.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Yeah, when I... I like this guy.
He's great. He's awesome.
I found it on YouTube. I started on YouTube.
That's how I learned everything. And when I saw David Blaine, he was so cool.
Because usually what it was was David Copperfield. Yeah, he was the biggest, right? He was the biggest.
Yeah, he was a stage illusionist. And I thought all magic was just that.
It was the big boxes and the type of grand illusion. But David was really the first type where he was just doing card magic.
That's all he was doing. Yeah.
And I said, well, that's just so cool. Like, you can do the same thing, kind of evoke that same experience in people's reactions with just a deck of cards.
And so that's kind of what got me inspired to choose close-up magic. Also,'s like the cheapest you know it's a lot cheaper than uh stage magic too also can i just say this that in terms of magicians there's different styles right so it's like asking you what you just did was asking adele like wait what what do you think of salt and pepper they're great i know but i'm just saying that what is that even I'm just saying it's just because they're singers that doesn't mean that he has an opinion about it, right? He did, though.
He did, though. And he came through.
And he actually said it was one of the people that he inspired him. That was like ebony and ivory.
That was something. Yeah, you're wrong on this one.
Okay, I'm gonna back up. Are there any black magicians? Are there any black magicians? David Blaine! That's why I brought him up.
David Blaine isn't black? What is he? He's black-ish. David Blaine's black? Sunday's on ABC.
What is he? I think so. I think he's half black.
Okay. Or let's find out.
We have the internet. Pull it up.
Are there any other black magicians, though? Thank you. Are there any other famous black magicians? Because there's close-up magic.
There's like, you know, inside of hand. There's different kinds.
Yeah, yeah, this is true. Well, you can't...
Look, Pete just shows us a picture, Pete's like, tell me if he's black. Go to his Wikipedia and we'll see.
It has to be Wikipedia, yeah. Yeah, Wikipedia's gonna find out if David Blaine is black.
Are there any other like black famous magicians that you know? Eric Jones. He's like a very like underground sleight of hand magician.
He would be, yeah. So are you in the Magic Castles Club? No, actually, I'm not.
I go there quite frequently.

Okay.

Doc, Doc.

Hey, time out real fast.

Wait, wait, wait.

Go back.

That was it.

Go back.

I'm learning here.

He's the best in the world.

I really believe that.

I feel a little different.

I know.

You haven't seen him do it.

Well, we're about to find out.

Don't get so mad at Doc.

Oh, you're right.

I love you.

Thank you for doing it.

David Blaine was Russian, Jewish, and Puerto Rican, Italian. So no, not black.
He's not black. Oh.
Yeah. My bad.
Can I also say what else? He not only did win, not only did he win. Not a bigot.
You're a bigot. Not only did he win America's Got Talent, he won the one, you know how they do the champions won? Yeah, all the winners.
All the winners, right over the world, they compete in one thing. He won that as well.
Was there anybody at AGT that you didn't like that you were competing against? No, they were all so amazing. You don't have time to have drama.
Holy shit. Let me get out this regular question before you say some dumb shit.
But when you're competing is is the competition of turn off his mic is the competition he won agd i mean that's what we're talking about he won the fucking america's got talent and then he also won the champions one hey look they actually turned off his mic thank you guys

turn it back on

I'm kidding

I'm just joking doc

no but like

you know the competition

on shows like

look as comics

the thing that we

share with you guys

would be like

it is a you sport

or whatever you want

it's like a you event

there's only one winner

right and there's so much

other competition

quote unquote

as you're climbing

through the ranks

do you guys

is there ever beef

between you guys

or not

on AGT

I mean I feel like

first of all

everyone's really nice

on set

they have to be

they have to be

but we don't have too much time with each other, so there's really not enough time to kind of develop that drama. Do you have a dramatic beef with another magician? I want it so bad.
He does! Oh yeah, I mean, there's a lot of drama that goes on in the magic stream. Ooh, I wanna know, so she knows, we could leak it out of her.
Yeah, she does know, yeah, you can can ask her. There's magicians that you like, you don't have to say names, but there's magicians that you guys clash a little bit.
Sure. Yeah.
I mean, I guess the one that that's the most recent would be, uh, I mean, would you say the, the guy from this, this magician one, uh, Italy's got talent and he, uh, Oh, IGT. Yeah.
Yeah. Italy's got talent.
And he did like exactly my act, like from beginning, middle to the end. Who is this guy? Let's fucking kill us.
We're going to rip him apart. We're going to fucking ruin this guy.
His career's over. On this show, we're going to ruin it.
Yeah, his career's over. Bobby is going to spend so much.
He's my favorite. Wait, Bobby will spend time.
I will spend every resource to ruin this guy. Just to ruin this guy.
When you did Champions, did you do it with Marcelino Pomoy? I believe in Champions. No, no, no.
Marcelino. No, but I hung out with him.
He's a cool guy. Dude, so the Philippines.
He's not a magician. Marcelito Pomoy is the best singer, I believe, that's ever done a singing competition.
In the world. Bro, you should see him.
What about Susan Boyle? No. Dude, if you saw Marcelito Pomoy, you're going to be like, oh like oh yeah that's a skill set no one else it's like it's like magic but is his name stefano stefano stefano bronze bronze we don't want to watch the thing let's just see it oh what is he a culkin he is though yeah he looks like a culkin can i be honest yeah yeah he's cute he is cute And he cute and he's got sexy eyes look at those yeah yeah yeah and he's got a sweet Italian accent I'm gonna do a card of magic for you even if he fucks up he's like a pasta they lose it awesome so wait a minute Stefano Brozzato we have beef with no I don't actually no no no not you I don't have bad friends does we do you.
And the entire, like, the Magic community got so, like, upset over it. And I was just like, I was flattered.
I was like, oh, you know, for me, it was flattering. Yeah.
I consider myself to win AGT three times now. Oh.
So, what a burn. But as a joke, as a joke.
You're crazy, talented, scum. But as a joke.
No, but truth be told, you don't have the beef, but I want to say something To Stefano Bratzak You steal some shit From Shinlim again We're gonna come Fucking find you Bobby you wanna say something Yeah I wanna say something What's his name Stefano Bratzak I don't even I don't even give I'm not gonna even memorize it Good I'm not gonna give it In my head No head space Say listen guinea That's what you say You fucking guinea Is that a good word It's a racial epithet towards Italian. Yeah, but while I'd be in trouble.
I'm Italian. Guinea fuck.
I'm Italian. You're good.
You guinea fuck. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
You fucking pasta eating piece of garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
More, more. Yeah.
Salami. It's not good.
Yes. Right? Yeah.
You branzino eating piece of shit. Yeah.
Right, right? Yeah. And you fucking guinea bastard.
Look at me right now. Say, listen, you ragu eating.
You rag Fucking Worshipping piece of fucking Human garbage Yeah yeah yeah I don't care what kind of mafia You know Oh shit And he does And he does Oh he does He's connected Oh shit Keep going I keep going Hit him hard Bring it on Bring it on Those fucking mooks What's mooks I don't even know But think it sounds it takes mooks out I think that's a black thing is it yeah yeah take mooks out what I don't know let's get a room vote google what mooks means mook m-o-o-k yeah yeah I don't think mook is a racial epithet I've never a stupid or incompetent person oh mook that's it but wait a minute what's the etymology of mook just because no it just says there fine i'm gonna call him a mook do etymology etymology we do need to find the background because if we say some shit like mook there we go right there uh uncertain origin perfect call him mook you mooky mooky bastard right if you fucking steal from my boy shindler mc bro. You're in trouble.
Bro, I will fucking call everyone I know, right? And I know Yakuza. Oh, shit.
You went on war? Yeah. With Italian and Yakuza? Yeah.
Yeah, we'll chop your fucking fingers off, bro. Freeze frame this on Bobby's face and then put the day he was born and the day he died right now.
Because these guys are going to kill us. All right.
Yeah, Brosato's going to kill us. Oh, Brosato, okay.
That being said, don't steal our boys' bits. Don't steal.
I was just kidding. It's a comedy podcast, and I'm gentle, and I'm a nice guy.
Please don't kill me. He's being sarcastic.
Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are. We're dead.
Do you want to show us stuff? Yeah, of course. All right.
I would love to. Wait, but Doc, I think Doc should be- What? Would you want to be a spectator? I don't know.
Yeah, I think Doc should be the one picking the cards and being the guy. Sneak behind Bobby and then scratch down there.
This is fucking... I'm so excited.
So just crouch down there, Bob. You know what I'm going to do? What? I'm going to sit over here and watch.
No, sit in your chair so we can see you on camera, please. Alright, here we go.
You don't have to pray before he does magic on you. I just show you, what I do is, I can, I can, I think I can work with him.
I will see. He's the best in the world.
Sit in your chair, please. Allegedly.
I don't think it's allegedly. Okay, and Michael Jordan was allegedly the best at basketball, but you know, it's a a fucking fact.
So a lot of what I do, I'm not really claiming that I do any sort of actual magic. It's sleight of hand.
It's something like this. I'm just manipulating the deck so it kind of looks like magic, but in a way I can form even shapes like a circle, triangle, and I can even do something like this.
Oh, fuck. Yeah, actually that's a no social life that's what it means actually yeah but here uh give the deck a shuffle give the deck a shuffle as much as you want yeah give it a mix give it a mix oh perfect absolutely perfect bro bro bro already fucked it up already fucked it up just make sure you don't just make sure you don't ever I've never seen that before in my bro, bro.
Already fucked it up. Bro, bro, bro, bro.
Bro. Already fucked it up.
Just make sure you don't. Just make sure you don't drop anything.
I've never seen that before in my life, bro. Holy fuck, dude.
That was embarrassing. That was embarrassing.
It's making my life a little bit more difficult. But, you know, it's very shuffled.
Oh, my God. All right.
All right, Doc. Hand it back at some point, though.
All right. He's down to the deck and, right? What's going to happen, Doc? Oh, my God.
Can you overhand shuffle like this without dropping the card? Okay. That's going to be pretty important later on, all right, Doc? All right, Doc.
So what's going to happen is I'm going to spread the deck. You just point to anywhere in the deck you want, Doc, at this point you can change your mind.
Do you want to change your mind or are you happy? No, no, I'll feel it. You feel this card right here? You sure? I'll leave it out jogged like this.
You already examined the deck, but here take the cards out. Take that card out.
Sorry, the one that you examined. Show it to the camera and everyone.
Here, let me see. Okay, yeah.
You remember the card? Yeah. And we didn't pre-plan any of this, did we? No.
Of course. Yeah, of course.
That's fine, that's fine. Imagine these two guys knowing each other in the real world that we have no idea.
I won't look at the card, but we'll place it into the deck. And now, Doc, I want you to make it...
If you don't want to drop the cards again, you can shuffle the cards like this. Totally up to you.
Go ahead. An easy way would be to shuffle.
Please don't drop it again.

That's like a... Faster, faster, faster.
That's a very elementary, easy way to shuffle. All right.
I'm going to take off your jacket. Some people think I hide stuff.
Wait, did you hear it? He goes, a very elementary way to shuffle, but don't say that word. He didn't make it through that whole thing.
Okay. Okay.

Okay, go.

Alright.

I'm taking my jacket only because some people think I...

He shovels like a guy with four fingers. Some people think that.
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Onto the table, very good. Now, dog, you shuffled all 52 playing cards, right? Right over here, all 52 until the left was just one card to the top.
And you made that last minute decision of placing one card back to the top of the deck, right? Yeah. Yeah, and I didn't control you the entire time, no? No.
What was your card for the first time? No. You want me to tell you? Yeah, you can tell me because you're holding on to a random card at this point.
It was a three of spades. It was a three of spades.
Three of spades, yeah. And you shuffled that deck the entire time.
Yeah. I didn't go anywhere near that deck, did I? You shuffled it.
You handled it. You even dropped all the cards.
Yeah. Yeah, take a look at the card in your hand right now yeah show it show it show it yes it's true show it show it show it holy shit that's uh maybe that's coincidence i'll tell you we'll try this again we'll try this we'll do it again we'll do it again i can do this as many times as possible sometimes it's slight a hand right sometimes i can take three that's not three space that's three clubs and i can pretend to deal the card like this right that's that's called the second deal but don't tell anyone all right there's this is a sneaky little move that magicians do but i'm gonna do with one hand this time so you just say stop at any time anytime no you say the word stop not anytime anytime but anytime you right here document change your mind are you happy you happy yeah you happy two in a row that's uh oh my god why are you doing this dude it's spiritual dude every time like have with David Blandon they always gotta go to God cause they think he might be the devil relax everything's fine relax you deal with this time take the deck should I shuffle or do you want to shuffle I'd rather you shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle it shuffle it shuffle it give it a mix yeah shuffle it overhand shuffle like this yeah yeah yeah that's on there we go there we go that's how you shuffle deck all right yeah yeah all right yeah duff start dealing the cards into my hand like bobby has never yeah yeah felt cards close your eyes close your eyes close your I don't want you to feel like I'm hypnotizing you

because I could do that.

Just deal whenever you want.

And whenever you want, just stop whenever you want.

Go ahead.

You sure?

Okay, now you can open up your eyes.

Now, Doc, look.

You stop right over here.

This is your card, right?

And this is my card over here.

At this point, you're gonna make a choice.

And the moment you make that choice, there's no going back. It's 50-50 this time, even though you shuffled the deck.
But which one do you want? Your card or my card? Go ahead. Grip the edge of that card.
Grip the edge of that card. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Show it to everyone. Show it to everyone? Yeah.
Oh my god! And- and- and- and- Look. Look.
If you- if you saw that this card, that's the queen of spades. That's obviously not the three.
Look- look at the card, Doc. Oh my god.
Here, give me that, give me that, give me that, give me that, Doc. Oh my god.
That's why I was swooned right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, here. This- no, this is- this is really it.
You know why, Doc? This is- This whole thing was an illusion. This whole thing was an illusion.

This three wasn't even there.

Hot!

Wow!

The three's not even anywhere in the deck.

That was an illusion, man.

I don't know what you were...

Oh, my God.

I don't really know what you were thinking.

I don't think so.

I don't think the camera caught it, but that's okay.

Let's give it up for Shin.

Holy shit.

No, no, I did catch it.

I got it on my camera.

I got it, so I got it up close. I don't think i've ever i've never seen it up that close i've done like the magic castle yeah that's close up they have up close yeah but there's like seven of us and we're drunk i've been i've never been sober and been this close to watch it which is why it is better drunk sometimes well it's way more it's way more ooh right, right.
Like the best one I ever saw was a magician that was there.

He's really old.

He does upstairs in the corner.

And he does up close.

Is that what his name was?

His name Hannibal?

A bigger guy?

Yeah, he's heavy, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

And he did one where it was in a,

the card that someone, a woman had picked at the table

ended up in a sealed envelope on her person. Okay.
And it was, she pulled it out. How? Yeah.
Yeah, it's easy. I can't tell you.
Is it easy? It depends. It depends on how.
I've seen this dude, right? Mm-hmm. Someone sign a card with their name.
Yeah, that fucks me up. And then, you know, he's doing the whole thing, right? Mm-hmm.
And he pulls the fucking card out of his fucking mouth. You put the card out of your mouth.
Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite. Smoke comes out of his fucking mouth, bro, like a fucking dragon.
Wow. Right? And he pulls out the fucking card with the sign on it.
Right? I've seen another... This fool right here, bro.
Don't say fool. This jump this human that we love this guy sure this great guy no fool all right fine there's a lot of other fools in this room this mook can i go mook sure yeah right i've seen him right put a sign card put it in an envelope right it disappears and then it appears in someone's fucking water jug no what yeah What? Yeah, that was on AGC.
Yeah. Does anybody do gross magic? Yeah, yeah.
I mean, Blaine does some of that. I would say.
But then it could be like, here's your card, and then check your butthole. And someone could pull out of their butthole a card.
Could you do that? That would be a little bit comedic, but yeah. That's what I like.
I want to see a butthole.

Bobby, that would be a good trick

for you to do.

Could you put a card

in his butthole right now?

I don't want a card in my butthole.

I want it.

It's so dirty

because I don't want to fuck up his cards.

He has so many cards.

It'll stay in his card.

It'll ruin the deck.

It'll ruin the deck.

I have a lot of decks.

Do you have a favorite deck?

No, not really.

No, it doesn't exist.

As long as it's good quality,

I can do all those fancy shuffles. Bicycle is the one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there other card companies that compete? Plenty, yeah. Can I ask a question? Is there a moment ever when you're performing where you, in your head, go, I just fucked up? Oh, yeah.
Really? Really. Oh, yeah.
And what do you do? How do you have to readjust? Yeah, you have to readjust and plan. And especially the ones with the music, because everything I do with the music routine is usually timed and synchronized.
Sure, yeah. And, you know, the track, it's not like the guy could, like, edit halfway through the track and, like, stop it if I messed up.
It's, like, from beginning to end, it's just the single track just goes through. So if I messed up any time before a big moment or climax of the act, I have to kind of keep up and then continue going through and keep up with the music and so it's a it's a really weird process it's different from music because music if you mess up on the piano i used to play the piano a lot and uh you know if you mess up you just kind of push it to the next bar sure with magic you have to just kind of go back fix what you made the messed up on and then get and catch up in time catch up in time back to the music yeah see like with us we we fuck up a joke on stage or something yeah i'll admit it well yeah but i'm saying like if you're fucking up a joke as you're telling a setup yeah we just roll through it and they usually never know yeah so it's like it doesn't matter to it's like with you you have to it's registering but you still have to make sure you're keeping up with the right but that's fucking nuts that's nuts and he i don't know what kind of accident you had you fucked up your fingers and you had to have surgery right i have a scar you can still see the scar yeah yeah what happened can i see what what did you do it was a it was an illusion actually i was trying out an illusion for the first time clearly i shouldn't do that anymore yeah yeah it's uh it was a crossbow act oh yeah yeah it was very dangerous and so it went through it no no no I was actually out an illusion for the first time.
Clearly I shouldn't do that anymore. Yeah.
It was a crossbow act.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah.

It was a very dangerous act.

And so it went through.

No, no, no.

I was actually just trying to fix one of the props,

and then it just got right.

I mean, because the crossbow was cocked.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was locked in, so it was not safe.

So tell me there's like, you know,

like we comics judge each other a lot.

Like there's always like a material thing

about like what kind of comic that you like and what material they do. Are magicians do you guys is there such thing as like a in the magician world like a hacky trick uh there's there's a lot like like like a gag yeah or like stuff that you all know that you're like that's fucking cheap that's oh yeah yeah elementary shit i think there's something we would even think like uh i don't i don't really know i think know.
I think it's all impressive. Like linking rings, like stuff like that.
That's hacky shit? Yeah, like even like cutting a lady in half. That's kind of- That's my first thought.
I thought that was hit. And that's what we think of too.
Like if we see a magician doing that, we're like, come on dude, like can't you do a more advanced version of that? But the ring thing seemed, that doesn't seem too hacky to me. I see, I don't know.
See, you wouldn't know that. Like when Darcy Darcy Oak, right? Yeah, yeah.
From Canada, right? So when Darcy Oak, I love magic. He does the thing where he puts the pigeons in the cage, right? Yeah.
And he lifts up the cage and there's a woman there. Yeah.
Right? Is that kind of like slicing a woman in half in terms of like, it's an illusion, right? Yeah. I mean, she's obviously sitting there the whole time.
Imagine that girl. She's not.
She's not. She just appeared.
She appeared from the doves. No, she didn't.
She's made out of the doves. That's ridiculous.
No, it's not. She's very smart.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's an illusion.
Okay, well, thank you. Because you almost had me.
I'll be real. You almost had me.
I almost went, okay. I know.
If he wasn't here, you know I would have got you. I know you would have got me.
I would have led you down that road until you believed me so when he does that is that hacky some magicians would say so yeah yeah that's what I thought when I saw it yeah even me as a layman or just a fan yeah there are sometimes I watch and I go you know it's like also here's what I don't like also is the blackboard when they do close up magic because the blackboard the felt on it it just you can tell you know you know like the blackboard when they do close-up magic because the blackboard, the felt on it,

it just, you can tell.

You know, like the blackboard, huh?

Would it be better if it was a whiteboard?

I could do a whiteboard.

Yeah.

I can do a whiteboard.

When I say the literal board is black,

it wasn't reference to a human being.

Seems like it.

Okay.

Seems like the issue was that it was a blackboard.

I understand that.

That's true. Do you like blackboards or whiteboards better? Whiteboards for sure.
blackboard. I understand that.
That's true.

Do you like blackboards or whiteboards better?

Whiteboards for sure. Of course.

They're so much easier to read.

I trust whiteboards.

I trust whiteboards more.

They're going to work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're going to work.

Yeah.

I feel blackboards are lazy.

By the way, that's an ad for whiteboards.

I don't know what's going on right now.

Whiteboards.

Whiteboards.

They're going to work.

They're going to work. They're going to work.
Because blackboards, what they do is, when they do the close-up, it's like you can hide coins and stuff because if they're felt as well, black felt, it hides onto the thing. So it's like we just know that I don't like it.
Right. What he does, though, is I'll watch it and I go, I don't know how he did that.
Do you ever work the castle or no? No, not yet. One day I will.
Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean? As in like you don't want to? No, no, no.
I haven't been asked to do it. What? More than anything.
Dude, he has his own show in Vegas now. I know, but I'm saying, would you ever stop into LA and just go do a set there? Is that a thing? Yeah, yeah.
Eventually, if I have some free time. Because the thing is when you you go there you have to go there for a week and you have to perform there for a week and so usually i've never had that kind of one week off sure i'm like yep i can do that's what i'm saying is like if we pop into new york and we want to do a spot at like this it's like a thing if we want to do a couple nights you can i didn't know how it works there if it's a you have to take a residency there short residence sure yeah but he's like the dave chapelle of fucking magic, right? Yeah, and Dave Chappelle drops into places.
I know, but the comedy show doesn't make him do a week. No, this is what I was asking.
The comedy magic club, he should show up. And just be like, I'm only doing one day.
And whoever's on the floor doing their thing, out. Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out of here. All right, let's send him a message.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to your comedy magic club.
Yeah, yeah. You don't let him do a fucking one night, one off if feels like it.
He's a pop-in. He's a pop-in.
Right? A celebrity pop-in. If you don't want us to burn that place to the ground, because we will.
We'll burn it down to the ground. We'll burn it to the fucking ground.
There is a sushi restaurant above it that I really like. It's so good.
I love it. Okay, so let's burn it and go get sushi.
Yeah, but I don't want to build. Aren't they attached to the buildings or not? It's above it.
They have a sushi place at the castle? No, it's above it. It's a little above it.
Really? It's really good. Yamashiroamashiro yamashiro if you go up the hill yeah there's a nice sushi place yes bobby is this the same magician that you and steve cried on that the same dude what cried you cried on him what does that mean you and steve was watching some do do magic and no no no no that was um in and of itself yes yeah uh yeah what's his name uh uh uh he's doing neil brennan's show right now.
Yeah. Yeah.
What's his name? He's doing Neil Brennan's show right now. Yeah.
Do you like that? Did you watch that? It's so inspiring. It's so good.
He actually inspired my show in Vegas. Wow.
Yeah, when I watched it because I never got to see it live. But I watched it on Hulu actually.
It moved me. Derek Delgado.
Yeah. My brother and I.

I cried.

I cried.

You told me to watch it.

I absolutely cried.

You called me crying.

I did.

I was like, you have to see this.

It's incredible.

It fucking moved my heart.

Yeah, it moved me.

I mean, and by the way, I've had people like, no, I didn't really like it.

I'm like, you're a fucking ice piece of shit.

I don't trust those people.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

We don't hang out.

You're a piece of shit.

Yeah, because.

Maybe because they thought it was going to be like a magic, magic show.

You know, they expected.

No, this was intellectual magic. Yes.
they expected no this was this was intellectual magic yes very deep it said it was emotional magic that's what i'm saying but but it was also your your brain was active the whole time it wasn't like it wasn't like sit back you were like you were actively my mind was going oh that's i feel that way about these things about these things you know so if you don't if you have hulu watch in and of itself But if you're in Vegas, where is your residency at? At the Mirage. Ooh, and what a name! The Mirage.
Isn't the Mirage one of the biggest places? Where's Siegfried and Royce? It's fucking huge. Fucking! Fucking Siegfried and Royce! Fucking lying, taming fuckers.
They're dead. Yeah, one of them got bit.
Well, what are you going to do? Right. You play with fire.
You're going to get burned. Exactly, dude.
It's like. Wait, he died, right? Both of them passed away, yeah.
And during COVID. No, they got COVID or no? I did one of them.
The lion had COVID and it bit him and he got COVID from the lion. Yeah.
That's true. The COVID had lion.
Because with my lions, I social distance. Your lions are out in the backyard.
Yeah, they're in the backyard, but we have a distance thing, right? And they're vaccinated. They're fully vaccinated.
Wait, who got bit? Siegfried or Roy? I think it was Roy that got bit. So Roy got bit, but Siegfried died of just regular life? That stinks.
Oh, yeah. Both of them are.
That stinks. Anyway, go see Shin Lim at the Mirage.
Yeah, yeah. And there's no lions.
Can I throw out just a really quick thing? Yeah. Is Joe Coy used to shovel that tiger shit at Mirage when i met him no way yeah so when he was a kid and i was a kid we met at an open 1995 we met at um the comedy store in la jolla we're both open micers and he goes he had hair at the time he goes hey shovel tiger shit you know i mean in vegas you should.
So I drove to Vegas. Just to shovel tiger shit.
No. I did open mics in Vegas with him, but I stayed in this fucking, he had this little apartment, right? And he would do that.
He'd wear the outfit and shoveled tiger shit. Dude, that dude's come a long fucking way.
Dude. He used to work at the bank.
Yeah. He used to work at the bank in Century City and was a teller for a long time and then after that he somebody told me he worked somewhere else that I did I was like God Joe Coy he went from that to be selling out fucking arenas he's in Vegas too right Joe Coy performs in Vegas well he does big theaters so how many seats are in the theater you perform in? 1,300 and how many shows do you have to do? All of them.
Five shows a week.

Yeah, we're dark Tuesdays, Wednesdays.

Five shows a week?

Yeah.

Very lucky to still be performing.

No, you deserve it.

Don't do that shit.

You deserve it.

Don't do that. No, no, really, because Vegas is pretty rough.

Some people should feel lucky to be there.

They're lucky to have you.

Big difference.

Yeah, they don't have the TV coverage you do. Yeah.
Are you his manager? No, I'm a publicist. You're a publicist? Yeah.
Hi. So, I'm going to say...
How much of a publicity nightmare would he be? A nightmare. Yeah, nightmare.
The MOOC thing, he'd be like, no, no, no. I know.
That's why I don't have a publicist. No, I know.
Me neither. sweat they go um we could get you on wendy williams maybe even then it would be tough um this next crazy fucking asian yeah so um if i'm i here here's the deal because i know that pan and um pen and teller want me to do go to that Penn and Teller want me to do their show.

They want me to do their show.

So if we do a trip out to Vegas when you're doing your show, could we come to your show?

For free, yeah.

Just let me know.

No, can we...

We should pay.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I want you guys to have the best seats.

I want to pay...

I want Bobby to pay is what I'm trying to say.

No, no, no.

No, I don't want to pay at all. Right.
And I want backstage. Yeah backstage yeah yeah just to say meeting great what you don't get to go you don't get to go you piece of shit no you fucked up today you don't get to go wait a minute let me ask you this so this is an inside baseball question for like when we have fans that come backstage or i mean uh friends that come backstage do you prefer people pre-show or post-show post-show post-show right see that's the same thing with us is like people always want to come backstage and you're like please don't come back here because they're like we're here early can we come say hi and you're like no i hate it but people don't know that's like a weird rule that like perform they just think who cares you're gonna go do the show and you're like dude don't come back here please it bothers me so much and even after the show do you need some cool, not at all.
So you're good. Okay, you're good.
Wow, yeah. That's awesome.
Can I ask one last question? I'm sorry. Ask everything that you want because he's got to go.
I know, no, no. Okay, so do you get nervous every show or no? No, no, no, no.
Okay, good. Because you have it on lockdown.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's a pretty solid show. But if I that that thing with the music that i was talking about yeah when there is a mistake that happens whether with sleight of hand it doesn't even it can be anything really that's when you start to get nervous because i have to think in my head how am i gonna keep up and get to that point yeah that's that's the part so it's more that's not that's not as nervous as much as it is like anxiety to get it right yeah and then uh hands start sweating and then if i keep messing

up even more then i get real nervous because i've had to stop an entire act once before really where i genuinely lost the card i i actually couldn't it was on broadway it was very embarrassing i i lost the card and i couldn't find it and i was like spending and i it was already like two minutes into my track and i was like there's no way i'm gonna be able to what do you do then yeah I was like, hey guys,

looks like I'm not that good.

So peace out. And I just walked off stage.
But luckily, there was a troop of magicians. So the next guy just came in and kind of saved my ass.
Does this moment happen? You're backstage, you're bombed, and another magician sits next to you. Hey, kid, did somebody talk you out of it? probably in a sarcastic manner they're like hey man it's okay it happens all the time yeah hey it didn't look that bad yeah something like that yeah oh by the way the card's here and they have it yeah yeah something that would be real sassy that's what a couple everyone loses it that's that's that so that that is funny to think about that it's like the biggest pressure you face now because you're so comfortable with what you do is if the timing is off wow that's fucking this is a good like a narrative show idea about just magicians and what happens backstage and their relationships well I think he can tell you some of them are very weird very weird they're weird some of those guys would not be good on camera you're like hey what's going on and he's like no no no we cast a show actors no i want to see the real deal holyfield no we're doing reality show but i just think that a narrative show would be fun okay all right forget it then yeah it's a pass but you're not a fucking executive thanks for coming to appreciate it.
Fuck. All right.
Bobby, since you gave the wonderful intro, you have to do a nice exit. And we want to, first of all, we want to say as Bad Friends family, thank you so much for coming.
It means a lot to us. Cards, cards, cards.
It means a lot to us that you came here. We're very happy and excited that you came.
Dude, first of all, I want to say this. We never have guests.
We don't. No, we don't.
Ever. Never.
Ever. I mean, we could have great ones, but it's an exclusive thing.
Yeah. This is a special thing.
Big time. Thank you.
And that's that. That's a fact.
That's a fact. That's a fact.
And we thank you and we... Do the ending? Yeah, do it.
Do it. Oh, that's it? Shit! Goodbye.
That was amazing. So by the way, we want to talk.
We want to have a little meeting. We want to have an intervention real fast.
To who? To Jules. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you know what? It's about body posture. posture it's about body language it's about the way she is on this show and we had an expert talk about jules's body language check this out analyze fellas i'm scott rouse and i'm a body language expert and analyst and i train law enforcement in the military in interrogation and body language and andrew you're right rudy's facial expressions aren't real.
And I'm going to show you by breaking them down very quickly from a scientific perspective why you're right. Let's look at this clip.
Put on a happy face. When someone really smiles, it's called a Duchesne smile.
After Duchesne de Bologna. He's a French fellow back in the late 1800s.
And one of the first things he found out about that was that when someone smiles, you see little wrinkles just right at the edges of your eyes. Not squinted wrinkles, because anybody can do that.
But it's the wrinkles made when your brain actually makes them happen. Now, here's the difference.
If we were to squint, the sides of our eyes would come together like this. They would come straight down.
But when your brain does it, they come at an angle, almost

like this. Like that.

We're not seeing that here at all.

We're not seeing that here at all.

I knew it.

Thank you, dude.

Fake smile.

It's not a Duchesne smile.

It's a real smile.

Pause it. Put on a sad face.

Do you have any response

to this before we move on to sad?

I think it was a real smile. Give right, well, give us one more real smile into the camera.
I can't see any wrinkles. No wrinkles at all.
No, the brain didn't do it. She's never smiled before in our lives.
No, let's see the other one. Let's see this.
This is a sad face. Her expression of sadness is fake as well.
Here's how we know. When someone's really sad and they're grieving and they feel sadness you'll see an upside down horseshoe almost right there oh yeah that's what I do all the time we call the grief muscle we're not seeing that here at all not even a little bit as well we don't see a little thing in a little muscle right here called the chin boss we don't see that it's a little wrinkle that happens right in here.
Pause it. We're seeing nothing.
Fake. Maybe because my face is young.
That's a shot at us. That's a shot at us.
That's a shot. The grief muscle and the sad bone.
What was this called? What was the chin one called? Yeah, yeah. Go back.
What's the chin one called? He says it two seconds before. Muscle right here.
Muscle right here. Called the chin boss.
No, he's chin. We don't see that.
Chin boss? Chin boss. So listen here.
You got no chin boss. You got no grief muscle.
No grief muscle. By the way, that's our next name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm grief muscle.
You're chin boss. Because chin boss does sound like an Asian guy.
Yeah, no, no. That's good.
I feel that. You don't feel it? Okay.
All right, let's play. Let's play more.
So we called her out. Fake smile.
Right? Fake smile. Fake sadness.
Keep going. This guy knows what he's doing.
Just that she's really sad from a scientific perspective. Put on an angry face.
Her expression of anger is false as well. Fake.
Here's how we know. Damn.
When someone's really angry with you, most people are under the impression you'll squint your eyes and you're like, oh, I at you they do squint their eyes however when somebody's really mad at you when they're going to come over the table at you or swing at you andrew you'll know this you fought a lot as a kid what you'll see is their eyes will squint but they'll watch they'll get a little wide and they're like oh yeah that crazy look because they're actually angry so when someone squints their eyes and they're hollering at you yeah they're probably upset but they're not really that angry with you when those eyes they start to get big in there while they're squinting at the same time that's when you're gonna have a problem with them we're not seeing that here we're also not seeing the eyebrows being knitted the way they're supposed to be and by that I mean being pulled together correctly hey she's frowning pretty much that's what you see and overall the expression is disgust she's under the impression that when you show your teeth that you're showing anger not here because these little parts of the face right here are pulling up and what's happening there is it's showing what is denoted as and as what we know as disgust that's what we're seeing there because her nose is wrinkled yeah yeah it doesn't wrinkle that much when much when you get angry, especially as much as we're seeing in this clip. So we're not seeing anything real here.
Nothing. She's showing us fake happiness.
Fake. Fake sadness.
Fake. And fake anger.
Fake anger. Good call.
Put on a happy face. Put on a sad face.
Ugh. Fake.
Put on an angry face. Yeah.
Phony baloney. Phony baloney.
Thank baloney Thank you Thank you to him No what I want to thank you I want to thank you too You know why? Why? I have to live with this faker Phony You have to live with the phony 24-7 And we had a professional analyze it He's a professional It's the top of the line Yep Right? It's science maybe What do you got to say for yourself you phony I guess I'll just believe him You're not going to defend your fakers You're not even going to say no that's not true I'm not faking it No I'll try to change I don't buy that Do we have to send him that clip to find out that's fucking fake Fake sincerity Yeah, fake sincerity. Yeah, yeah.
Everything about it. Do you feel anything? I feel.
When was the last time you really felt? Last night. What happened? The foster dog had to go somewhere else, so I cried.
It's only the dogs. She doesn't feel for anything but the dogs.
Not about you. Never about me.
Not about Kalilah. Yeah, about her maybe.
But even still, that might be contrived as well. Yeah.
It's all dog stuff. It's all dog stuff.
Fucking fake. You don't feel anything for Bobby at all.
No, I feel love for Tito Bobby. Yeah, but is it love because you're supposed to because he's paying for the rent? No, because he's kind.
I don't buy it. He's sweet.
Yeah. Do you buy any of this shit? Kind of.
Sweet, bro. I'm about to cry.
Sweet, though? I'm about to cry right now. Sweet? Tell me something.
Tell me more. Tell me more.
No, see, she rolled her eyes. She did the Santino.
That's me. Tell me more.
You're funny. Now I know she's lying.
And yeah. Ouch.
I'm more than those. Take it away, Doc.
Yeah. How was the magic? Did you feel good about the magic on you? Oh, man.
I didn't even get to welcome him because he'd been in America all along. He lives here.
Fuck. What do you mean? He's not from China.
He's not. Do you think he was Chinese? Did you hear an accent? Yeah, I thought he was flying in.
God damn. I didn't did it again, bro.
Fuck. I'm horrible at this.
I swear to God. Wait, Doc.
Tell me. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Where do you think he came from? Just tell me what you think. You thought Shin Lim came from? Thailand.
Thailand. When? Today? Thailand.
I think he's somewhere around there. Same place that he thought she was from? Singapore or something.
Oh, you think she's Thai? I thought she was. She thought she was.
Remember? Yeah. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what she is now? Yeah.
What? What is she? Which one? Manny Pacquiao. Remember that? Oh, yeah.
I know. I know.
know. You thought Shin came in from Thailand? Flew him from Thailand.
For this show. From this show.
Yeah, I thought he was just lying from out of the country. Hmm.
Yeah, because you said you filmed in Hungary. He went out from Hungary, right? You don't listen to him.
You said you filmed a movie. I filmed a movie in Hungary with Penn Jillette.
Right. And we talked about Shin.
So he's from here, but y'all did a movie in Hungary. Yeah, but not with- Shin Lim wasn't in the movie.
Shin Lim wasn't in the movie. Penn Jillette, another magician.
We talked about- You knew who Penn Jillette is? No. Have you ever heard of Penn and Teller? No.
See, this is my point. There's not enough black magicians to get young black people into magic.
And that's a big disparity that I'm concerned about. Stop.
Y'all ruined it. No, no, no Blaine, I was right there with you.
He's not black. I was there though.
Can I just say something? Do you claim him though? I wanted to, but y'all fucking made an impossible. Russian, Jewish, and something else.
Dude, dude. Russian Jewish.
Penn and Teller isn't- Oh, black magic. Is that where that comes from? Black magic referred to the use of supernatural powers for magic or evil, selfish purposes.
Yeah, that's a whole nother fuck. Is that why there's no black magicians? Because of black magic referred to the use of supernatural powers for magic or evil, selfish purposes.

Yeah, that's a whole nother fuck.

Is that why there's no black magicians,

because of black magic?

Yeah, that's voodoo.

Can we just do like a recap?

Because I'm just even trying to fathom

what the fuck this guy's talking about.

By the way, your name should be black magic.

Yeah, yeah.

That's so cool.

What you're saying is that you thought

that Shin Lenim and I filmed in Hungary.

So we flew from Thailand to Hungary. We shot together.
No, you flew from here and met him in Hungary. Yeah.
And he flew from Thailand and met you. Right, right.
It all adds up. And then you think that he lives in Thailand.
You thought he lived in Thailand. Well, I thought he was from, because you know, he speak a little English.
And wait a minute, is that the fellas? Y'all speak English, right? Fuck it. Man, I don't know shit.
I know. You know, man man, I be trying to connect, but I don't.
But Doc, when you see an Asian guy, did you think that Shin Lim had an Asian accent? No. Right.
So in your head, right? Oh, I get what you're saying now. I get it now.
Yeah. Do you? No, I don't think he does.
I don't think he does. Do you? I don't, yeah.
Where does Shin Lim live right now? Well, y'all said in the States, right? Yeah, but where? Yeah, but where? We said it on the fucking show. Damn, bro.
Were you here at the show? I was here, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did y'all actually say where he was from? Yeah. We said he was originally from, I knew him from where? He was originally from, I said Boston, right? Boston.
And then I said, but you were born in. Yeah, he was born in Canada.
Born in Canada. Yeah.
Let me ask you this, right? It was the pressure. Is Thailand in Canada? No.
So what would you say? Are you sure? Are you sure? Hell yeah. Then why would you think that he was from Thailand? You know, man, I was just trying to pick a good Asian country.
Right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? It is a good Asian country.
It is a pretty good one. To be fair.
You know what I'm saying? So how did you feel about the magic? You know that it's not real. Do you think it's real magic or do you think his um his hands are so fast man i mean his hands gotta be fast i don't i don't i don't know what to believe in magic but that shit had me spoke like do you so you don't believe in magic no right so you think that was what would they call it slighter hand or some shit like that that is some i can't explain how he did it right you know so was magic.
Man, y'all up here, y'all bringing some... Y'all bringing the spirits.
Why does God have anything to do with fuck with the spirit shit? He thinks the devil's in the room. Now, do you realize you're sitting in the devil's chair? He was in that chair.
That's why I did the whole... See, he feels he needs to bless out.
Yeah. That's it.
I know. Culture.
Remember that? Yeah. He needs to bless out because he's nervous about catching some devil shit.
I have a segment that I want to do with him real quick. Yeah.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Doc's Pussy Update.
Oh, Doc's Pussy Update. All right.
What's going on? Nothing. Same old, same old.
Hmm. The fans want to know.
Knee dipping it or- Fans, I'm out here just lonely than a motherfucker. Ladies, if you want this guy, hit me up.
I'm on the Twitter. Didn't y'all do me a Tinder or Twitter? What did y'all do? Yeah, yeah, the Tinder.
We did a Twitter Tinder. It's only on Twitter.
Did we do a Tinder for him? We did, right? Did we land anything? Only dudes. Only dudes.
We did apply- Is it Tinder or y'all put me on Grindr? No, Tinder, but the settings we set to only dudes. There it is.
So you are landing. How many guys? Hopefully.
Three guys. Three guys, dude.
Not bad. Any interest? Any interest? None at all.
That's selfish. That's pretty selfish.
Cold to the heart. Do you really believe that the devil is a real thing? Yeah, I feel something like that out there.
Do you think he's part of the devil? Who? My man? Shin Lemon. No, no, no.
He's a good dude, man. You don't think there's any devil in him? No, man.
He's got that energy like a little bit of Lord there. I feel it.
You don't feel it? No, I mean, this is on you. Between being on a positive vibe, I'm trying trying to I feel it yeah yeah alright doc okay I mean you know what doc what's that let's say something positive about the guy about doc yeah we always say something I love doc we've been trying to get you on the other podcasts before this one you weren't available right right I'm glad that you're here okay you know when you're here it literally makes me feel like i'm literally baffled about what you do and don't know and how you think about things right and how you don't retain information and um it really makes mysterious right yeah you are you are mysterious.
That's what it is.

I don't know where you live. Giggle.

Do you live with people?

By myself, dog. Where?

Down the street, I told you.

Where? Close to here?

I am the... You ever watch Martin?

I am the Tommy

of this podcast.

You are Tommy of this podcast.

And I'm Gina.

Yeah.

And he's Shanae Nae. I'm Martin.
You're 100% Shanaynay. You're 100% Shanaynay.
No, you're Cole. Yeah, you're Cole.
Oh my God, yeah, you are. You don't even know who Cole is.
No, he didn't watch the show. He didn't watch the show.
Did you see- Have you ever seen any black shows? I saw The Wire. Okay.
Okay. I'll give that to you partially.
But I mean, did you ever see like The Jeffersons?

Did you ever watch The Jeffersons? I loved The Jeffersons.

You did?

Oh my God, that's one of my favorites.

It was so good.

I remember watching as a kid Good Times.

Good Times is a good show.

Jeffersons.

Yeah.

Different Strokes.

Cosby.

Cosby, yeah, yeah.

Loved Cosby's show.

Why did you cut your eyes when you said Different Strokes?

I just want to know how.

I know you loved it.

Okay.

Okay.

I know that you loved it.

Was that an inspiration at all? Yeah, to you. Yeah.
I mean, when you see another little dude, you know, fucking feel good in your heart. That's like me with Andy Griffith.
When I saw Opie doing it, I thought I could do that. You know what? You said you was Italian.
I thought you was Irish. See? Yeah.
Let me ask you this, Doc. I'm both.
How tall was your dad? Five, six, five, seven. How tall was your mom? I was about to make such an easy joke.
Five, four, five, five. Five, five, right.
And you're five, three? Yeah. Yeah.
So do you think watching different strokes and you're looking at this right guy, right? Yeah. Do you think you willed the way you look now? What?

Like you made it happen.

You made it happen.

The way I look?

Yeah.

Fuck, I don't even understand the question.

Okay, did you eat vitamins growing?

I mean, what happened?

Oh, you're talking about how little are you?

Yeah, shit.

No, I ain't eat no vitamins, man.

I think that's the problem.

You think so?

Yeah, yeah.

But you little too.

What the fuck happened to you? Did you eat vitamins?

I'm almost 6'2". I ate a fuckload of vitamins.
Yeah, you did. My mom is five foot, and my dad was like 4'9".
Yeah. All right, so I'm 5'3".
You're a giant. I'm a giant.
His parents are taller, right? Yeah. So I ate my vitamins.
You ate some, yeah. That's for sure.
Yeah, for sure. You nibbled a a little bit yeah okay did you did they have fringstone vitamins did you have fringstones we had flingstones not fringstones well you know you know what I mean oh well the way my parents yeah fringstones yeah yeah rabba rabbaba-doo.
Right. Rab-a-ra-ba-doo.
Freedom Stone by the way. Because I used to watch the translation of the Flintstones.
Right. And they would go, Rab-a-ra-ba-doo.
Right. Yeah.
Bonnie. Yeah.
You have to. Yeah.
But the vehicle was different. It was more of a rickshaw.
So you go, Rab-aba Doo, right? And do the rickshaw. Did you watch Asian Simpsons? You know, can I be honest with you? What, you've never seen Symptoms? I've never seen an episode of the Simpsons.
Get out of my house. Are you for real? Yeah, never.
It's such a fucking good show. Yeah, never seen it.
Eat my shorts. I would have loved to see an Asian Bart.
That would have been fucking funny as shit. yeah cowabunga dude yeah robber robber dude holy shit is that funny to me yeah friendstone vitamin so doc i go to the spa at night sometimes you know would you go to the spa with me? Korean spa? Yeah.
You have to get completely naked. Okay.

I know. Would you go to the spa with me? Korean spa? Yeah.
Yeah. You'd think you'd be completely naked.

Okay.

I know, but I feel like you'd be uncomfortable about that.

Around you?

Yeah.

I'm not going to slap ass, bro.

Yeah, but I just.

I know, would you go?

Because I brought Ian Edwards. No, I mean, be honest with you.

Two dudes naked?

That's not.

I go with Ian Edwards sometimes.

That's you and Ian. Y'all got that connection.
Yeah, but you wouldn't go with us. There it is.
Why, though? Because. That's the answer right there.
I know, but why? That's offensive to me. I feel like he doesn't want to go.
You shouldn't be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're just a little sensitive, that's all. Yeah, yeah.
So you're afraid of being around another man naked? I just don't. Did you ever shower in sports? Yeah, all the the time that's the easy thing you go to ymca and shower well why don't you guys go play a sport but because let's do a sport and then we'll do it but why why we gotta go somewhere naked that's what you should because a spa in the spa in the korea spot i go everyone's naked that's all you could wear shorts i guess fuck at a korea what kind of weird shit is that what are they on over there where everybody just this fucking guy You know what I, I guess.
Fuck. At a Korean spot? What kind of weird shit is that? What are they on over there?

Where everybody just... This fucking guy.

You know what I mean?

Bro.

No, you know what I mean.

I was in a steam room in Germany once.

But naked.

Not only was I naked, the steam room, everyone, and it's men and women.

You're supposed to have a towel on.

No.

So you're just ding-a-ling, just walking through.

Because I'm not fucking self-conscious about my body.

I'm not weird about shit like that. It's not about that.
It's about what? It's about respect of space. Yeah, I'm not going to touch you.
I'm not a nudity type of dude. What are you going to do? That's fine.
Well, you know what? We had a great date. With the ladies.
What? I don't know. Okay.
Wait a minute. You just told us you didn't get any ladies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have nothing to report about women.
Nothing. I have nothing.
Have you been on a date since we saw you? No, man. I've been working and that's it.
You keep saying that. Yeah.
You know, we've been working too. You can work and also still have something else.
I am by myself, my boy. Something's going on.
Chilling. Something's going on with you.
I hope on the next time that we see you on the show, which is going to be a while. I hope that.
Well, no, it's just're gone oh yeah we're gone for three weeks but I hope that a lady comes into your life and next time Shin Lim comes which will be never again okay don't fuck up the cards oh yeah but that was funny it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen ever seen yeah yeah all right well take take us out uh yo um doc I love you to death you're the best in the world look in that camera to the right you know and then hit us with the thank you for being a bad friend hard thank you for being a bad friend yeah you're not a fucking leader i just made you do that you follower bitch i'm a fucking you did that fits nice how many times do you think you've knocked that off the wall 30 i like that zero shirt you're the leader then i'm the leader of the podcast do you really think so, interesting. Bad Friends featuring Andrew Santino and Rudy Jules and Bobby Lee.
I love the way that you put your name first in everything that we do. Yeah.
Yeah. So you think you're- I think it goes, not only does it go by leadership roles in the podcast, it also goes by effort and ability.
Oh. It's effort, ability, and likability.
Effort, ability, likability. Right.
So the likeability part, I think I got you beaten. No.
No, you don't. Oh, 100%, dude.
It's so fucking blasphemous that you would see something like that. At this point, this many episodes, I think the guests I think the fans see through your Uh-huh.
I think the fans see through your bullshit. I think they know that.
I'm Mr. OCD here.
What the fuck the fuck are you doing dude He's got Tourette's Dude I almost pulled a Christian Bale just now I went crazy I should have done it Don't get in my shot Is that what he did He goes good for you I thought it was fake Didn't you think it was fake the whole time, he says stuff in the Christian Bale thing where he says like, you know what, man? I'm not going to work with you. I'll hang out with you, but I won't work with you.
Does this is a sense of something like that? I totally agree with that statement. You do? There's people that I would- They don't hang out, though.
You don't hang out with the DP or anything like that, do you? I think it was a grip or something like that. Yeah.
Do you hang out? I mean- Do I hang out with the crew? You better believe it. The cameraman.
You go out with the cameraman and have dinner. ACs.
I go out with everybody. Yeah, if there's a function.
No. Just listen to one.
I go out. Sometimes when I'm on Magnum, right? The Mexican guy.
What's his name? The guy who plays Magnum? Jay Hernandez. Yes.
So I love him. Really talented.
I know his name. So sometimes they'll go, hey, man, you know what I mean? We're going to go to my house or I ran out of Cabana, this and that.
And then like wardrobe and people will show up, right? And I'll do those things. Sure.
But I don't text a cameraman and goes, hey, you want to have lunch at two? Do you do that? All the time. I text grips.
I text. It's so, you're such a liar.

PAs.

I'll text PAs to go eat lunch.

Production assistants.

Are you being real?

In the office.

Not even on set.

Like a production accounting assistant.

I can see writer.

I'll go out with a writer.

Okay.

Yeah.

I go out with those that are getting paid the least.

Have you ever had.

Below the line people. Lunch with Pete.
Huh? Have you ever had lunch with Pete? Well, first of all, you're talking about first of all, you're talking about shows that I'm on. This is a show? It's not a show.
Yeah, if you say bro, this is a charade. It's a charade but it's still a show.
It is. And I want to say this.
When you Google my name, right? And it gives me the credits of what I've done under TV shows and movies. It says shit.
Bad friend. That's number one.
Number one is shit. Number two, it says Tiger Belly and the Bad Friends as a TV show.
So what I'm saying is, have you fucking ever had lunch with fucking Melting Candle Pete? I've had lunch with Andres. Yeah, but not Pete.
And that's how I know you're lying. With Andres.
I've had lunch with Andres.

Yeah, but not Pete.

And that's how I know you're lying.

With Andres.

Have I had lunch with you, Andres?

Yes, we have.

You're closer.

Yeah, but Andres is a producer.

So is Pete.

What the fuck do you think Pete is?

He's just not a guy.

He's... Woo-hoo.
Yeah.

Woo-hoo.

Yeah.

Woo-hoo.