Jake Paul Plays Volleyball & Our Worst Episode Ever

Speaker 1 You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 1 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 1 Probably you two or something. We're bad friends.
Who's back from away?

Speaker 1 Who's back from spending time

Speaker 1 over there, dude? Who did, dude? I heard you raged, huh? Partied hard, huh? Yeah, tough guy. Huh? Who's a tough guy? Did you get tan, tough guy?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at her.
Superwoman.

Speaker 1 Superwoman. Saul Brown.

Speaker 1 Wow, you had some fun. I saw on the internet how much fun you had.
Yeah. Did you love Hawaii or what? I want to move there.
You want to move to Hawaii? You want to move to Hawaii, baby?

Speaker 1 What job are you going to get in Hawaii? Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 1 A lifeguard. A lifeguard.
They pay well. Oh, they do.
You can buy a house with a lifeguard. You can buy anything you want if you're a lifeguard.

Speaker 1 Can you save people?

Speaker 1 I'll try. You'll try.
You'll try.

Speaker 1 Look at this. Look at this.
This is Jules at the party. Someone sent this.

Speaker 1 This was at the party in Hawaii. Yeah.
Everyone's having a good time. And Rudy Jew.

Speaker 1 First of all, who the fuck sleeps like that? That's insane. Yeah, to sleep like that.
Do you always sleep like that on your stomach? Yeah. Yeah, I like it.
Really?

Speaker 1 Is it like a thing you did when you were a little kid or something? When you were like a baby, maybe? Maybe.

Speaker 1 Have you always slept like that? Maybe in the before life, you were a turtle. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's why you want to move to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 What did you do? You went deep sea scuba surfing?

Speaker 1 You guys saved a turtle, no? You do. You saved a turtle? They served a turtle.
We saw a monk seal,

Speaker 1 dolphins, and kept. Was it meditating? How do you know it's a monk? Because of Tekala said.

Speaker 1 Was there a temple? I mean, I don't know. Was there a temple?

Speaker 1 He was like, oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So they're called monk seals? Yeah. I wonder why.
Are they peaceful? Yeah, they are. They're very peaceful.
Is that what it is? They don't fight. They used to be violent.

Speaker 1 The regular seals are violent. Right.
And monk seals don't. They have no violence whatsoever.
They're Buddhists. Wait.

Speaker 1 There was a video of you online where you went diving and you stayed underwater for like a good two minutes. No.
That's what it looked like. Yeah.
You can hold your breath for a long time.

Speaker 1 I was actually surprised. And then you went kind of in a little cave.
Was that scary? No. See, that would give me so much pain.
No, but Kalila and them, they're real sea people.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, they're what I mean, the islands, they're islands. No, even beyond that, I think it's genetically, they're just sea people.
You think you were born in the sea?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm a land guy for sure. Without a doubt, without a doubt, I'm a land guy.
You're a landlord, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, deep land, deep highland,

Speaker 1 highland, not even highland. You should move to the highlands, maybe you don't like the water, no, but they've made me go in there before.
Do you go, do you dive down?

Speaker 1 I try, what I'll do is I'll go, I'm gonna do it, and then when I see them at the bottom, I'm already back in the car.

Speaker 1 So I'll go deep. Yeah.
Deep, they're in the bottom. I'm in the car playing some game on my phone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. That reminded me when you dove down and you were, it was like in slow motion.

Speaker 1 It reminded me of, or made me feel how long the guy in Octopus Teacher used to hold his breath for. You watched that, didn't you? Yeah.
And then two nights in a row, I ate octopus. Good.

Speaker 1 It makes it tastier. Good.
It makes it tastier. It's so good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went to the Korean barbecue place that you suggested, and we had...
No, did you go to Chosan? Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 And we had two kinds of octopus. And then, because I was with my friend Emmy, you know Emmy? Yeah.
Yeah, from the movie. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. She asked for this thing.
It's like an

Speaker 1 octopus potato pancake. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know the name of it, but

Speaker 1 have you ever had that? Wow. Did you like that Korean restaurant? So good.
Did you like that Korean restaurant? Yeah. What are you talking about? So good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Korean barbecue is genuinely

Speaker 1 up there of my favorite meals. Really? Oh, yeah, dude.
Dude, thank you. Because I just, I love, I love that they tell you what different kinds of meat and she cooks it at different temperatures.

Speaker 1 I love you. Finally, the only thing I don't like is the people.
Is the people.

Speaker 1 The people are annoying. No, the only thing I didn't like of all the Korean stuff was

Speaker 1 I don't like the

Speaker 1 macaroni salad, the side bowls.

Speaker 1 ah i don't like i don't like mayonnaise okay yucky that's like but they bring out a bunch of different plates no i know the kimchi was good yeah yeah the pickle the uh pickles the spicy pickles yeah oh that stuff was so good i love i love korean barbecue now take me whenever i see um and i maybe you can take this the wrong way but um take it the truth is that if i see a like Like the movie The Cove, where the dolphins are being slaughtered in that bay,

Speaker 1 I get hungry for dolphins.

Speaker 1 Dolphin fish. It's really weird.
It's like, I mean,

Speaker 1 look at all that. Look at all that.

Speaker 1 You could just put that into a soup. You scoop it from the bay.
Right. Boil it right there.
Or you just, or you learn how to make a cut a hole in the body. It really is sad.

Speaker 1 Have you seen that documentary? It's not that sad. No, it's pretty sad.
It's really sad. But you know what?

Speaker 1 I don't like hurting dolphins. But here's my argument, though.
But you can hurt a lot of other things. When they say dolphins are the smartest sea mammals.
They are. right?

Speaker 1 They have sex for fun, then why, like, for me, it's like if I'm swimming into a bay

Speaker 1 and it's blood,

Speaker 1 there's blood, yeah, I'm going the other direction. Like, it's like walking down an alleyway and you see blood in alleyway, you see a guy getting stabbed, yeah.

Speaker 1 Would you not like, go the other way, yeah, just keep walking?

Speaker 1 Walk the other way, 100%. So, how bright are they, really? Well, they're going to save their friend, they want to know what is he okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 Can they do a different noise?

Speaker 1 I don't like the kick,

Speaker 1 do a different noise. Yo,

Speaker 1 what do you mean?

Speaker 1 Don't make it. Don't make it.

Speaker 1 Amen. Why do it's not, how is that urban? All right, maybe.
Amen. Maybe they won't.
Hey, man, that hurts, dog. Hey, what? Wait, what's that dog? See, don't add dog.
It's a dog doing it.

Speaker 1 A dog is killing me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's why it's

Speaker 1 yeah. I don't know.
They do need a different noise. Do your dolphin.

Speaker 1 That's really good.

Speaker 1 Wow, that was really good. Guess what? Don't laugh.
Who'd you swim with?

Speaker 1 Dolphins.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
You swam with dolphins. And there was a baby.

Speaker 1 Could you stand on their nose? Can they push your feet, right? Isn't that what they do? Yeah, but we didn't do that. I did that in Mexico one time.
Yeah, I don't swim with them. You know what I do?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I ride them.
You get on top of them. Oh, yeah, they let me.
They'll stop.

Speaker 1 And I'll get on their back, right? did you do what in the blowhole well that's how i get locked into the street

Speaker 1 you ride it backwards yeah you gotta lock in yeah yeah i get locked in yeah

Speaker 1 but dolphins um are fun to ride but anyway i wait wait tell me how you rode did you hold on to the fins yeah you held on to the fins and it's two dolphins right

Speaker 1 in mexico i know this was illegal i know this was wrong in cabo one time or puerto valley wherever we were the guy was like he's like

Speaker 1 okay he push with your with your foot. You put your foot on his nose, he push you.
And I was like, oh, really? Is that, that's not going to hurt? And he's like, no, it's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then I slammed my foot against its face.
Why? No, no, no, not on purpose. Yeah.
But like to get in there. Yeah.
Imagine a pale red foot being pressed against your face. How insulting.

Speaker 1 Oh, by the way. And then I had to put on all this sunscreen.
And the dude was like, no, you can't get it in the water. It's bad for the dolphin.
And I was like, I have to have it.

Speaker 1 He's like, no, no, maybe a little bit. And I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 Like 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Then I get in.
He's like, oh, it's bad. And as soon as I get in, you know, the oil, you can see it pool on the top of the water.
Yeah. And he was like, he's going to kill the dolphin.

Speaker 1 He's going to die. Yeah.
So he's dead now, dude. I killed a dolphin.
I rode him on the nose. And then I

Speaker 1 dip my shit in there. And now he's dead.
Let's be more positive. Sorry.
He's alive. Good.
Nah, he's dead, dude. He went to the cove.
Yeah, I drank my well,

Speaker 1 I have a story that people don't believe that I did because they think, oh, how dumb are you?

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 But that's why I'm afraid to tell the story because it doesn't seem like it's real. What did you do? So I was with Kalila and we were in a Hawaiian trip, but then we ran into

Speaker 1 a school of jellyfish.

Speaker 1 So then I had... bumps from the top of my head down to my feet.
Wait, you swam into it? Yeah. You can see it? Or they're translucent.
It's a school. You can see a lot of them.

Speaker 1 I don't open my eyes when I'm in the water. You don't? No, I'm like, you know, I get scared.
Do you open your eyes underwater? Yeah, we wear a mask. Yeah, I didn't wear a mask.
Oh, you watched?

Speaker 1 I was just like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 But everyone ran into them. Like you, Karlila.
Everyone, right? Yeah. So we were with these two white dudes, and they're like ocean photographers.
Mm-hmm. You know,

Speaker 1 like the ones with

Speaker 1 the abs. The hot guys.
That's what I wanted to say. Yeah, hot guys.
Yeah, sexy hot guys. Like surfer bros.
Right, so we were all standing around. They're like, I go, I'm so itchy.

Speaker 1 Like, we're all itchy, dude. Just urine.

Speaker 1 Right? You have to pee on yourself. But I didn't.
No. So they pulled their dicks out.
These guys? Yeah, and they started peeing into a cup. Drink it.

Speaker 1 Well, that's what happened. So I,

Speaker 1 so what happened was. No.
Yes. No.
So I go, oh, I'm not going to do it with you guys. I'm just going to go behind.
So I went behind like a tree and I peed in the thing and then I drank it. No.

Speaker 1 And then when it came back, I saw them putting it on their body. And I go, oh, it goes on the body? And they're like, what'd you do with it? I go, not a lot came out.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 So you didn't do it. It's in the body.
It's in the body.

Speaker 1 Now, when I tell that story,

Speaker 1 I told that story on stage, and no one believed me. I mean, I believe it.
Knowing you, I believe it. You believe it? Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right away. Good.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I saw someone get out of the water with a jellyfish sting, and it was so bad one time. It was huge.
It welted up their body. You're lucky you didn't get.

Speaker 1 Well, the mana ray. What's the big one called? Mana-ray, isn't that?

Speaker 1 Not a mana-ray. There's a big one called the box jellyfish can kill you.
Not a box one. There's one called with an M.

Speaker 1 Look it up. No.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Paul Manafort. Yeah, that's him.
What's it? Yeah, Paul Manafort.

Speaker 1 Paul Manafort. You know him.
Yeah. Jellyfish.
Man of War.

Speaker 1 Jellyfish M. M.

Speaker 1 Jellyfish.

Speaker 1 What? Oh, man of war. Man of war.
Oh, yeah. The man of war.
That's what I'm talking about. The man of war.

Speaker 1 Portuguese. Now click on that image.
Look at how beautiful that is. I feel like you die from that.
It's cool. No, that one, you'll die.
Well, they call it a man of war for.

Speaker 1 You should throw that in war at people. I don't know.
Why do they call it that? But it sounds scary. Why do they call it man of war? That is beautiful.
Look at the colors in that. That's beautiful.

Speaker 1 But if you touch that, you'll die. Right, Rude? Don't you like that? Yeah.
Well, no, if you touch the stingers, if if you touch the up top itself, it's not that bad. If the stingers get you.

Speaker 1 You know what that looks like to me? Huh? Donald Trump's penis. I always thought that Donald Trump's penis was trendy.
Just like a man of war. Yeah, yeah.
By the way, he would take that and spin that.

Speaker 1 He'd go, of course it is. Man of war is the most powerful jellyfish, just like my powerful penis.

Speaker 1 Most powerful penis. Why is it called it that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, type.
Why is it called man of war? It is very beautiful. The colors are the purple and the blue.
Look how beautiful it is. That's what they say, right?

Speaker 1 Like the most poisonous things are the prettiest.

Speaker 1 It gets its name from the uppermost polyp, a gas-filled bladder, or

Speaker 1 pneumata.

Speaker 1 Is it dangerous, man?

Speaker 1 The part that sits above the water resembles an old

Speaker 1 war shell.

Speaker 1 That's cool. That's pretty cool.
Is it dangerous? The tentacles are the man of war's second organism. Sting is rarely deadly to people.
No, see, it's not. Dude, most deadly jellyfish.

Speaker 1 Most deadly jellyfish. I want to know which one that.
There it is.

Speaker 1 The box. See? Yeah, the box is the one.
That kills you instantaneously. It does.
Yeah, man. Look at that.
But the sting from a box elfish could be enough to send you to Davy Jones' locker.

Speaker 1 A watery grave. Wow.

Speaker 1 These things are so deadly that they say most people die from a small little sting. Yeah, but it looks deep in the water, though.
Well, they'll come. No, it'll come up.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, it usually goes down. Look at its eyes.
There's little eyeballs, huh?

Speaker 1 So, wait a minute. Timeout, though.
Back it up. You spent all that time in Hawaii.
What did you do? You were gone for so long. Diving, snorkeling.

Speaker 1 Every day, just diving and snorkeling. And

Speaker 1 spearfishing. Yeah, you guys love spear spear fishing.
What'd you do? I got three fishes.

Speaker 1 What kind?

Speaker 1 Spearfitch three.

Speaker 1 Wait, what are they called? Cole.

Speaker 1 Cole? Yeah. What is a cole? What is that?

Speaker 1 You can just search it up, but it's like a small one. Cole fish.
Oh, like that. They look so cute.
And you killed that guy? Yeah. Did you eat him? Yeah.
Was he good? Really good. Yeah, really good.

Speaker 1 They look good. Here's the cutest sea creature

Speaker 1 on the beach. Tell Pete so he can pull it up.
Spider shell. Wait.
Spider.

Speaker 1 Spider shell eyes.

Speaker 1 Spider shell eyes? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So look at the. Okay, so there's a shell right there, right? Not that one.

Speaker 1 How cute.

Speaker 1 It's just a shell and little eyeballs come up. Bro, how fucking cute there is.
What does it look like? Look what it looks like outside of its shell. No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, show them what it looks like outside of the shell. No.
I like it in the shell. Do spider shell shell.
Like there. No, do outside of shell.
We eat that. You do?

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Look at how cute they are. You can't eat them.
It's cute. Look at little eyes out there.

Speaker 1 What? That's just, it's like a conch shell. It's a conch shell, but they have little eyes coming out of there.
I know what, but I want to see the man inside. It's probably just the eyes.
That's it.

Speaker 1 It's just the eyes. Just two floating eyes.

Speaker 1 No body attached to it. Yeah.
So you eat? Are they good? Yeah, really good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In the Philippines?

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. So how you crack them open and then they're like...
No, you use like a needle and you stab it. Ew, dude.
Oh. That's the spider shell.
That's what they look like.

Speaker 1 Is that what they look like?

Speaker 1 What is it called, the thing that we're looking for?

Speaker 1 It's not called a spider shell. Just look at the eyes.

Speaker 1 Just focus on the eyes and forget what the body looks like, what the body looks like. That is cute.
Just imagine you're just walking along the beach.

Speaker 1 You see a shell and you see the two little eyes sticking out there. You wouldn't eat it.
Well, these savages. I know, but they're savages, man.
Timeout. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's say goodbye, good night, farewell, adieu to the wonderful, incredible, amazingly talented Ed Asner. Yeah.
He's gone. Do you know who that is? The actor from Up.
Do you see my photo with him? Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you did the thing that I hate when people do when they post a photo when somebody dies, like you ever gave a shit. Bro, but bro, stop.
So annoying. Stop, stop, stop.

Speaker 1 Here's a guy who died in me. Hey, this guy died, and I'm also here.

Speaker 1 So annoying. What I do is annoying? It's so annoying when someone posts a photo of the guy that just died, like they were best buds.

Speaker 1 But can I would you have ever posted that photo if he didn't die? No,

Speaker 1 you're holding on to the photo until he dies. No, no, no, no, no.
Stop. Stop.
That's dead stuff. Stop.

Speaker 1 The reason why I got the fucking photo.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, there we go. There's the photo of Bobby with dead Ed.
Okay, so

Speaker 1 the reason why I got the photo, this photo is off of my Twitter.

Speaker 1 So I had already posted it. Sure.
And I screenshot it and reposted. Yeah.
That's number one. Okay.
Number two, that wasn't my only encounter with the man. When did you, how did you see Ed again?

Speaker 1 I saw him before this. When? So one day I get a call from the Country Music's channel.
CMT. CMT.
Listen here, little Kohran boy. CMT goes, we're trying to do sitcoms.

Speaker 1 How about you,

Speaker 1 Tom Arnold, and Ed Asner? Perfect. Brothers? Just three brothers.

Speaker 1 But...

Speaker 1 But... Three men and a baby? No, no, no, no.
So we were in a hardware store. Uh-huh.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And Ed Asner,

Speaker 1 I have an accent in it. This is back in the day when they made me just do accents.
Yeah. I know, my name is Polcho or whatever my name was.
Which you love, by the way. I love it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So they had, we only did a pilot, but the storylines with me and Ed were like him and I would do like, they wanted to do an edgy. So him and I would do a cocaine run and we're relate to work.

Speaker 1 That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, in this hardware store.
So I worked with him for three weeks. on that.
Wow. And then I did that talk show with Tom Green.
So I feel like I did know him.

Speaker 1 Did he ever say anything or reach out to you ever again?

Speaker 1 No. He didn't give a shit about you.
No, but can I say this? Who?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Bobilo? Stop. Who's Bobilo?

Speaker 1 Can I stop? I don't like Bobilo. Stop, stop, stop.
Do I know him?

Speaker 1 But. Oh, that little noodle?

Speaker 1 Would you stop? That little noodle, Booby Lou?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, no, no. I like him.
He's good. He knew, but he.

Speaker 1 I love Booby Lou.

Speaker 1 That dirty little noodle.

Speaker 1 He remembered my foot. What?

Speaker 1 So there we go. Remembered your foot?

Speaker 1 He remembered how disgusting your foot. My left foot was fungi.
Yeah. So what? So when I did the pilot, he knew, right? And then when I did Tom Green's show with him, he remembered.

Speaker 1 He remembered the foot. And in the show, he goes, get that fucking foot away from me.
I love that, dude. Okay.
And then afterwards, we went to Smokehouse. Love Smokehouse.

Speaker 1 And he had beef stroganoff. So am I allowed to fucking post a photo? No.

Speaker 1 Well, still no. Never then.
So if I died,

Speaker 1 would you post a photo?

Speaker 1 I would immediately post something and write, looking for a new co-host of Bad Friends, ASAP.

Speaker 1 I don't think you would. Yes, I would.
That's ridiculous. That would be my homage to you.
No. What would I do? Post all the photos we have together on my phone.

Speaker 1 That's insane. I would post a photo of you and just underneath my caption would be Endgame.
Endgame? Yeah. That's it? That's it.
And the R.I.P. Bad Friends.
Oh, no. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But honestly, rest in peace to Ed Asner. Of course, you could post a photo.
It actually was so cute and heartfelt and sweet to know that he was a big comedy fan.

Speaker 1 A bunch of people have said he was big in the comedy, like, knew a bunch of stuff. He loves it.

Speaker 1 And also, I saw this video that I wanted to show. This is the best Ed Asner send-off that I've ever seen.
Okay, go ahead. No, go ahead.
Look, this is perfect.

Speaker 1 His nephew, I think grandson posted this. I literally just saw it pop up today and it made me laugh so fucking hard.
That's sad. Look at that.

Speaker 1 You have any choice words to say? Fuck you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it again. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 I love you too.

Speaker 1 I love you too.

Speaker 1 What a cool guy. That's what I like about you.
Yeah, fuck you. He's that guy.
Yeah, he is.

Speaker 1 Chime, you know, when I was younger,

Speaker 1 I was terrible at banking. I was confused.
So bad.

Speaker 1 Overdraft charges. Yeah, I just didn't know how to handle my money.
I didn't know how to manage it. And also, no one was there to help.
But Chime understands that every dollar counts.

Speaker 1 That's why when you set up direct deposit through QIIME, you get access to fee-free features like overdraft coverage, getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit, and much more, which definitely would have helped me when I was doing my PA jobs back in the day.

Speaker 1 Also, with qualifying direct deposits, you are eligible for free overdraft up to $200 or debit card purchases and cash withdrawal. You can learn more about it at chime.com/slash bad friend.

Speaker 1 To date, Chime has spotted members over $30 billion, right? You need a little bit of help. You need a little money quicker than normal because something pops up.
It always does.

Speaker 1 You open up a check-in account with zero monthly fees and no maintenance fees, and you got access to over 47,000 fee-free ATMs. That's more than the top three national banks combined.

Speaker 1 All those ATMs are there for you to use, and don't get clipped. You got to try Chime.
Work on your financial goals through Chime today. Open an account in two minutes at chime.com slash bad friends.

Speaker 1 That's chime.com slash bad friends. Chime.
Feel like progress.

Speaker 2 Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services and debit card provided by the Bank Corporate Bank NA or Stripe Bank NA.
Members FDIC.

Speaker 2 Spot me eligibility requirements and overdraft limits apply. Timing depends on submission payment file.
Fees apply at out of network ATMs, bank ranking, and number of ATMs, according to U.S.

Speaker 2 News and World Report 2023. Chime checking account required.

Speaker 1 Hydro. I got it.
You? They gave me one. I got one at the house.
I love it so very much. It's incredible.
And I'm rowing in the morning and it wakes me up and gets me juiced. Well, what is it?

Speaker 1 What is it? Hydro is your ultimate go-to for ultimate full-body workout.

Speaker 1 How ultimate is it? You may ask. It works 86% of your muscles, arms, legs, and core, twice as efficient as cycling or running.
Just 20 minutes, all it takes to feel the results. And this is true.

Speaker 1 I do it for 15 to 20 minutes in the morning, and I feel so good for the rest of the day. People have seen traditional old rowers.
The old ways are gone.

Speaker 1 Hydro's newest rower, the Hydro Arc, delivers such powerful results. GQ magazine named it the best rower of 2025, and I agree.
You've convinced me I'm getting a hydro today. We should get you one.

Speaker 1 Head over to hydro.com and use code BADFRINZ to save up to $600 off on a hydro rower during this holiday season. That's Hydro, H-Y-D-R-O-W dot com.
Code, of course, is Bad Friends to save up to $600.

Speaker 1 Hydro.com, code is Bad Friends.

Speaker 1 Ship Station. Oh, my God.
Without ShipStation, we wouldn't be able to get our merch out to you. How would we get the gears to you guys?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but because of ShipStation, we rely, we rely on this company

Speaker 1 to get our precious merchandise to you and your loved ones. If you guys are starting your own online store, selling what you love or putting products out there, orders are are coming in fast.

Speaker 1 And the hard part comes in, shipping them out. Luckily, ShipStation makes it easy, simple to import, manage, and ship your orders out fast for a lot less money.

Speaker 1 It's no wonder ShipStation is the number one shipping software for e-commerce sellers with more than five-star reviews than anyone else.

Speaker 1 No matter what you're selling, Amazon, Etsy, or your own website, ShipStation funnels all your orders into one simple interface that you can manage from anywhere, even your cell phone.

Speaker 1 We use it here, and it's incredible because they use carriers like UPS, FedEx, and USPS, and you can compare carries and choose the best solution every time.

Speaker 1 Which ShipStation small businesses can access now the same rates usually reserved for Fortune 500 companies without the contracts or commitments? Ship more and less time.

Speaker 1 Use our offer code BAD Friends to get a 60-day free trial. That's two months free of no hassle, stress-free shipping.

Speaker 1 Just go to shipstation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in bad friends. Bad friends.
That's shipstation.com. Offer code BAD Friends.
Make ship happen.

Speaker 1 Hello, Fresh. I love being a chef.
You are. I am.
I'm a pure chef. And when I see a HelloFresh box

Speaker 1 outside my home,

Speaker 1 I get so excited. I bring all the ingredients upstairs and I cook something up and I follow the directions.
It's very easy. And the food is very delicious and high-grade stuff.
It is really good.

Speaker 1 The best part is it's quite affordable and it's why it's America's number one meal kit because everything is pre-measured and it's easy to do.

Speaker 1 I'm not a smart person and I know almost nothing about cooking, but they lay it out for you so simply that they've got this family-friendly menu.

Speaker 1 It's a big win for back-to-school sessions if you're out there with easy, delicious recipes for drama-free dinners at home.

Speaker 1 They also offer 50 menu and market items to choose from from every week, from vegetarian meals and calorie-smart choices to extra special gourmet options. That's the Bobby Lee Way.

Speaker 1 The fall harvest is officially on with HelloFresh, by the way.

Speaker 1 Seasonal recipes you can count on, like pumpkin cinnamon rolls, and friends giving ready sides, as well as fresh, high-quality ingredients that travel from the farm right to your front door in less than a week.

Speaker 1 That's right.

Speaker 1 Go to hellofresh.com slash bad friends14 and use code bad friends14 for up to 14 free meals including free shipping. That's incredible.
Go to hellofresh.com slash bad friends14.

Speaker 1 Use code bad friends14 for up to 14 free meals, including free shipping. America's number one meal kit.
Oh, up, dude, dude. Up is the, it made me cry

Speaker 1 so hard. That montage scene? You mean you're talking about the vignette at the beginning? The montage.

Speaker 1 They don't call the vignette. It's called a vignette.
It's a montage. It's a vignette.

Speaker 1 Google it. Montage is a.
Montage is a compilation of scenes. A series of scenes.
Yeah. A vignette is what? A vignette is something that starts the film.
It's a little vignette, a little small slice.

Speaker 1 A brief slice. But what I'm saying, though, is.
Look, a vignette. It was a small vignette.
What I'm saying, though, is a montage, right?

Speaker 1 Is a bunch of scenes. A vignette is one scene.

Speaker 1 The up.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you something? Yeah. We're both wrong.

Speaker 1 Can I just defend my point, though? But we're both wrong. There was a montage in that vignette,

Speaker 1 but it's a vignette. No, no, no.
I know what you just did. I know what you just did.
Hello. It was a montage.
Go fuck yourself. No, no, no.
It's a bunch of scenes, right, through their life, right?

Speaker 1 But a montage. It isn't a montage.
No, no, there was a montage in that little short film. That was a short film up top.
Yeah. It's not a short film.
It was a short. It was a short.

Speaker 1 It was a part of the fucking movie. It's not like the movie, like there was a short film, and then the movie started.
That's why it's a it was a little vignette.

Speaker 1 It's done, I've won that one, I can't believe it. No, no, no, there's a montage in that in that anyway, whatever it is, that thing, the vignette, the montage was incredible, it was incredible.

Speaker 1 The montage is a hotel, it's a mid the vignette is a thing that's vignette is like a sauce that you go on salad so far off. Okay, the vinegar you're talking about, I don't know,

Speaker 1 I don't know. But what I'm saying, though.
It made me cry. Can we just go with the thing that the point was? The point was.
The point was, it made me cry. It was an emotional little journey.

Speaker 1 The most emotional vignette I've ever seen. The best montage I've ever seen.
The best vignette I've seen in a film. It made me cry.
Yeah, yeah. Anyone, rest in peace, Ed Astner.
Fuck that.

Speaker 1 No, I love it. No, no, fuck.
Rest in peace, but let's go back to the montage vignette. You fans, right? Let's let's do a fucking poll.

Speaker 1 Is that opening thing, right, a vignette or a montage? We would have to ask Fancy. He'd be the only one that would know.
These people, they're not film students.

Speaker 1 See how denigrating and how he looks down to you.

Speaker 1 A word that you don't know. Right? See how denigrating how it looks down to you.
So what does denigrated mean? Putting down.

Speaker 1 Ripping apart.

Speaker 1 Pushing down. Listen, okay? See how denigrated he is to you? All right.
So you heard it. You heard that somewhere on the radio.
No. So I see what you're doing right now.

Speaker 1 You hear words and then you take

Speaker 1 it because I know know you can't do them anywhere else.

Speaker 1 Can you imagine on stage say Bobby being like when Bobby was a little boy He was denigrated by his neighbor. Can you imagine doing your set and using big words? Yeah, yeah

Speaker 1 If you did your stand-up and use big words, it made me laugh so hard

Speaker 1 It's so sad that when you're wrong, you have to attack in that way

Speaker 1 It's so you using big words

Speaker 1 by the way, that's a comedy I'm gonna pick

Speaker 1 you just using big words Okay, stop all right That's funny to you Jules. You're grounded.
Now, listen.

Speaker 1 Oh, what the fuck? She'll go back to Hawaii. She doesn't care.
She didn't care. Rest in peace, Ed Asner.
We love you. We love you, man.

Speaker 1 I'm so jealous that you got to work with that fucking guy. Even if it was a shitty pilot.
There's only a group of guys of actors that I like want to work with because I think they're cool or funny.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? You said it was shitty. I know, but don't say it like that.
It was a shitty pilot.

Speaker 1 It wasn't shitty. Did it go? It didn't go.
It was shitty.

Speaker 1 You think the country music station is going to pick up a show with me, Tom Artle, and Ed Esner? Yep.

Speaker 1 That seems like a home run. It does.
It seems like I would buy that in a second. Yeah.
What shows are on CMT, by the way? What's the CMT? I think it's dead now. The network's dead.
It is? Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's no more CMT. How could that be? Country Music Channel is huge.
No, dude, Nashville. Look at that.
That was a big show. Is CMT still around as a network?

Speaker 1 Is CMT a network? It's got to be. Or, well, just someone bought it maybe and they just own it.

Speaker 1 Wow. What?

Speaker 1 As of January 2018, approximately 92 million U.S. homes receive CMT.
That's a fuckload.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's still around. 92 million people have CMT.
That means it's canceled.

Speaker 1 Country music is fucking. Go back real fast.
Okay, zoom in, and let's just try to guess what these shows are about. This is how little we'll know.
Zoom in more. What's Nashville about, Jules?

Speaker 1 Do you know?

Speaker 1 Rich people.

Speaker 1 That's it. Say no more.
You got it. Dude Perfect.
Oh, that's got to be new because you know who those guys are?

Speaker 1 You know those guys. Dude Perfect.
They like throw a basketball off the wall and kick a fucking golf ball through a wall, though. Okay, what's Sun Records? What's that about?

Speaker 1 Go ahead. I bet you it's a lot like Music City.
Sun Records was a historical record company. Let her tell

Speaker 1 the show. Sorry.
It's about

Speaker 1 teenagers

Speaker 1 trying to be singers. Yep, and what's Music City about?

Speaker 1 Get ready. It's going to be a similar log line.
It's about adults

Speaker 1 trying to be singers.

Speaker 1 What's Broken Skull about? Come on, let's go three for three here.

Speaker 1 Gangsters. Gangsters.
Such an easier joke there. The easy joke would have been ex-inmates trying to be singers.
Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 Gangsters trying to be singers. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. What's wrong with you? I'm on one today.
I know. You're hyperactive.
My leg is killing me. Is that what happened? My sciatica is going nuts.
Did you sleep good last night?

Speaker 1 A little bit. I was thinking about you last night.
Like what? Because of yesterday. We can't tell anybody what happened yesterday.

Speaker 1 Let's talk about it a little bit. We can.

Speaker 1 So, yesterday, me and Andrew showed up here.

Speaker 1 Both of us, exhausted. Exhausted for some reason.
Well, I would shoot an all-fucking day. I'm so tired.
And we turned the cameras on and

Speaker 1 fancy sat there. And turned them right off.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are we going to use some of that?

Speaker 1 Let's cut to it right now. Let's introduce today's Rudy.

Speaker 1 Only out of default. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because we tried

Speaker 1 to find someone, but we couldn't.

Speaker 1 The little one, we should ask the little one again. We should, but instead we got

Speaker 1 in-house.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is like reusing something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is like.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 I was watching America's Got Talent today,

Speaker 1 some reruns, and I thought to myself, Andreas, he looks like a ventriloquist.

Speaker 1 Like the dummy or the person that does it? No, the guy that does it. Like a guy that would focus all his attention on it.
Okay, you just. Can you do some ventriloquism? I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
That was actually okay. Can you do it? I think I can do it.
Hey, everybody. My name is Mopu Morgenson.
Are you ready to party? What's your name?

Speaker 1 My name is Mopu Morgensen. I'm hearing Mopu Morgenson.

Speaker 1 Mopu? Yeah, Mopu Morgenson. All right.
Let's do you. Let me do it.

Speaker 1 Hi. Hi, New York.
No, you're

Speaker 1 lips. Too much lip.
Hey,

Speaker 1 my name is Andres. Hello, fancy B.

Speaker 1 That's good? Is that good? Yeah.

Speaker 1 This one girl named Darcy Lynn. Darcy Lynn.
I don't know who that is. She's like some young girl that got the golden bloods years ago on America's Got Talent, but she sings.
There she is.

Speaker 1 Oh, I've seen her. She sings through the puppet.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody wants to rule the world. That's really good.
Thank you. Can you imagine? Do that.
Do that.

Speaker 1 Everybody wants to rule. How old is this girl?

Speaker 1 At the time, she was like, was she one at 12? But now she's like 17. Now she's 48.

Speaker 1 Yeah. What a weird way.
16 years old.

Speaker 1 She's going to start dating people at some point. Then do you think she brings the doll to the dates?

Speaker 1 She's like, I'll have spaghetti. And oh,

Speaker 1 I know, but you know, so there was a black, a black ventriloquist, one of the most famous ones.

Speaker 1 Willie Tyler and Lester. Oh, yeah, Tyler, Willie Lester, Willie Tyler, Lester.
Are you being real? Yes,

Speaker 1 yes. So Willie Tyler and Lester, right? One time I was on the road with them when I was young.
Were you open for Willie Tyler?

Speaker 1 Well, you know how the Lowell comedy store, they just puts people together? Sure. So, like, I was just a regular and Willie, so this old, you know, old black guy, you know what I mean? Who's

Speaker 1 if you go to any, like back in the day, they had ventriloquist conventions. What? Yeah, back in the day.
There was like a meetup? It was, you know, probably in the shitty hotel like the Hill.

Speaker 1 There's Willie Tyler. So this will, so Willie Tyler.
And Lester is his dummy. Yeah, Lester's a dummy, right? But he was the biggest one.

Speaker 1 So if you would go to a ventriloquist seminar, or I mean a convention,

Speaker 1 half the convention would be just drapes of him, photos of him. Because he was the legend back in the day, right? Think of how much puss that guy got from like.

Speaker 1 No, so he told, so he tells me the story the opposite. No, it's a puss story.

Speaker 1 So, we're in the condo, I'm like, what do you want to talk about? It's like two in the morning after the Saturday night, after the shows, right? He goes, Well, let me tell you a story.

Speaker 1 Did you do it through the dummy? No, no, not Lester's. No, Lester's in the case, in his case.
How funny, in the middle of the story, he wakes up and he's like, Let me tell you the story.

Speaker 1 So, he's in his case propped up, right?

Speaker 1 So, he was he would tell me, he told me the story where he would go on the road back in the 80s, early 80s, right and he would meet a girl and he had to have Lester propped up like watching him on the bed oh my god right and just so so just Lester would just be

Speaker 1 he's pounding away right and he's just like there and like he goes some girls didn't like it no shit

Speaker 1 Tyler yeah I would have just if I was a girl I would just throw like during just thrown it off the bed no what if what if some girls did like it though what if he what if they're like talk dirty to me and And he's like, yeah, girl.

Speaker 1 And they're like, through Lester.

Speaker 1 Or what if Lester had a dick? Oh, my God. Like, Willie pulled it down and in a little wooden Pinocchio dick.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she starts blowing.

Speaker 1 She starts blowing Lester.

Speaker 1 He's like, yeah, you like it? And Lester's like, yeah, you like it?

Speaker 1 Do you like it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so creepy, man.
To have that dog. By the way, do your dogs ever watch you guys have sex? No.
We kick them out of the room. You do every time? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Because my dogs. Sometimes they jump up and you just got to let them watch.
No, my dogs are protective over Kalila. So they feel like you're attacking her.
No, so if I'm hugging her, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 The dogs go crazy. They start biting at my ankles.
Well, you do look like you might smother her. Come on, man.
What if I see you on top and I'm a dog? I'd be like, I got out of her. Yeah,

Speaker 1 if the dogs were in the room, they'd be biting on my neck and like barking. It would be chaos.

Speaker 1 Do you guys have dogs? I do. Do you let the dog watch you guys hook up? No.
Pull the mic closer to your face, Rudy. Yeah, you don't even know what to do.
I mean, goddamn.

Speaker 1 I've been here for fucking two years. I feel uncomfortable here.
It's like, I feel like. We're uncomfortable with you there as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're doing a great job, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And we meandered for an hour and a half. It was so short.
And it got to the point where, like, an hour in, we were both thinking it, but like, we never said anything.

Speaker 1 And then eventually, somebody, I don't know who said it, but this sucks. We both did.
There was a point where I was like, this is bad. And you were like, this is really bad.

Speaker 1 but we walked away from it i'm glad we walked away from it i think fancy's energy there was was he's getting

Speaker 1 this whole this whole battle

Speaker 1 but this whole battle with george thing that he's got going on it's put him in a weird place he's getting real cocky he's wearing brighter shirts he's showing up a little bit late pete's pete's doing a pete are you doing almost all the work now all of it all of it's dumped on me fancy's getting a little too fucking you know balloon headed about the whole scene yeah i trust pete more

Speaker 1 why do you think that is I always go down to an apocalyptic moment and you have your team. Your squad, yeah.
Right? And immediately, Fancy would not be a part of it.

Speaker 1 Well, he wouldn't be a, what would he offer? Nothing. He's not going to hunt or gather complaining, right? You know what I mean? All these, the zombies are so crazy out there.

Speaker 1 Too many zombies out there. They're going to buy.

Speaker 1 My wife will eat one, you know. Oh, he don't, he don't beat me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He complained the whole time.
He's like, get the fucking logs like we told you, dude. We got to start fire.

Speaker 1 Right? You know what? But Pete? Pete. Pete would like, he'd come up with the stuff like he would behead two zombies, right? And walk around.
You know how they did it in the walking day?

Speaker 1 Walk around with them? Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he would come up with things. Yeah, he's a smart guy.
And he's a thick boy. I bet he could take a punch.
Yeah. If we got into a big fight, you know? Yeah.
Pete, could you take a hit?

Speaker 1 Oh, hell yeah. I used to box.
Did you really? That's right. You think you can beat Jake Paul?

Speaker 1 Do you less? You don't think so.

Speaker 1 You know, Jake Paul fought Woodley last night? No.

Speaker 1 You sad? Did you watch?

Speaker 1 It's a mockery of the sport.

Speaker 1 I mean, is it, I guess? I don't know. What is it anymore? For me, it's...

Speaker 1 You're a big boxing fan? It's not just that I'm a boxing fan, but I just feel like it's like, you know, first of all, he fought, you know,

Speaker 1 Ben Askren. Ask as well, right? And before that, he fought.
And it's like, you know, that's not their skill set, right? I think that if, Jake, you're tough, MMA.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but those guys would need to train for 10 years to get to the training that they did. That's right.
So he doesn't, he sh he shouldn't win in a fight situation.

Speaker 1 I know, but that's why they say it's equal. That's that's why they're saying it's equal because these guys have boxing and jiu-jitsu in their training.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Because it's like, imagine like. It seems fair.
It was a pretty fair fight.

Speaker 1 It was a pretty fair fight.

Speaker 1 But Tyrone isn't using his skill set, ground and pound. I know, but neither.
But Jake. Jake can't do it.
That's what what I'm saying. So he's brand new.
So they're both entering at a zero.

Speaker 1 They're all both entering at zero. It's like this.
It's like taking a guy that's a professional tennis player and another tennis player going, I don't know how to serve.

Speaker 1 No, Jake Kent. So we're going to take that out.
No, that's not true. Jake was never a fucking...

Speaker 1 It's like taking, this is like taking a professional basketball player and making him play volleyball because that's an element of basketball is jumping, right? And blocking.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's a lot of similarities.

Speaker 1 And then taking a guy who's never played professional anything and just trained to be a volleyball player for two years and you were like go head to head that's exactly what it's like there's only some elements of the sport of mma that make it into boxing and jake has none of the professionalism so he's just been training just for one item so it's pretty even keeled i know but the fight showed how even it was tyrone woodley is his whole career is focused on yeah he's not focused on just boxing right right he's focused on jiu-jitsu that's my point but you have to take that away because then it would be unfair.

Speaker 1 Because Jake's done none of that. So it's only fair if they're both entering at kind of an e-commerce.
I guess my question is, like, why does Tyrone and Ben Askron even need to do it?

Speaker 1 I know for the money. It's all money.
But that's why it's gross. But what are you going to say? If somebody came to you and said, Bobby, we want you to do

Speaker 1 this corporate gig, this corporate stand-up gig on a fucking cruise ship. Nobody there is under 75 and they're all white

Speaker 1 and they are so fucking racist.

Speaker 1 They hate Asians. I mean,

Speaker 1 this boat is called the Kung Flu Cruise. Okay.
Right? So what are you asking me? And we're going to give you $50 million for an hour. Can you come? And I'm no, I'm going to bomb.

Speaker 1 You're not just going to bomb. They're going to boo you.
They're probably going to try to attack you a little bit, but I'm going to go out there. Yeah, you would.

Speaker 1 There's no way I would do it. Money.
They're going to do it. It's money.
Those guys, I don't even know what they got. What did those guys get paid? Can you Google that?

Speaker 1 I'm sure the fucking check that Tyrone got was like

Speaker 1 insane.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was disgusting. How could you turn it down at some point? Yeah, what did Tyrone Woodley make?

Speaker 1 What is this? One website estimates Paul is guaranteed a million and will double that

Speaker 1 with his share of the pay-per-view money. Woodley,

Speaker 1 half that. He got half a million for the fight and then doubling that to a million after the pay-per-view money is counted.
So he gets a million bucks,

Speaker 1 not including all of the other bullshit, promotions. Those guys are making so much money on the side.
And I think that's wrong. It's not wrong.
It doesn't seem worth it. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 They made a fuckload of money on that thing. Tyrone Woodley, listen, Tyrone Woodley, for the last four UFC fights that he fought, he lost, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dana White was like, he's done. That's why he needs this.
I know, but it's like a sad ending to an illustrious career. But isn't that, don't we all kind of have a little bit of a sad ending? No.

Speaker 1 I mean, you do. You're going to end up doing bad shit when it's all over.
We all are going to make bad movies and TV shows when it's all over. I do those now.

Speaker 1 You're jumping the shark or you're going to go. Yeah, I'm doing it now.
But is it bad? It's not.

Speaker 1 What would you rather him walk away

Speaker 1 completely from the sky?

Speaker 1 Okay, so imagine you and I, right? Yeah. Right.

Speaker 1 And let's suppose a lifetime movie came up to you. We'll give you a million dollars to this really shitty,

Speaker 1 tasteless,

Speaker 1 you know what I mean,

Speaker 1 lifetime movie. Would you do it? No, exactly.
That's what that is. I'm not at the end of my career.
He can figure it out. There's other things he could do.

Speaker 1 He tried, that's why he's been a podcaster, right? So he could have started a podcast. Are you his agent? No.

Speaker 1 He probably tried a bunch of stuff and he was like, fuck it, I'll fight this. Well, but he's not even over.
He just ended his fucking UFC camera. I know, and he must be a little bit nervous.

Speaker 1 Why is he jumping in the ring with this kid? I don't know. Somebody has to talk to him and go, this is not a good thing because he lost, right?

Speaker 1 I know, but you, well, yeah, that's yes, yes, but no, but yes. But look at it like this: you don't know his private life.
He could be blowing money, he could be in such debt.

Speaker 1 Dude, I just heard a fucking rapper on the radio whose name was like Youngblood Ya or some shit.

Speaker 1 And the fucking radio host was like, Do you know he has eight kids by five different women and he's under 40? How the fuck do you pay for all those kids? Right. You don't know his life.

Speaker 1 He might have six houses, ten kids. Pull out.

Speaker 1 I know. Pull out.

Speaker 1 Keeps. This specific message is for Andreas.

Speaker 1 Andreas used Keeps because we told him to. Yeah, two out of three men, Andreas, of men will experience some form of hair loss by the age of they are 35s.

Speaker 1 Hey, man, we're all getting thinner and older and balder, and more than 50 million men in the U.S. suffer from male pattern baldness.

Speaker 1 There are only two FDA-approved medications that can prevent hair loss, and Keeps offers you

Speaker 1 a simple, stress-free way to keep your hair. Convenient virtual doctor consultations and medications delivered straight to your door every three months.
No. You don't got to leave your house.

Speaker 1 Low cost, guys. Treatments start at $10 per month, and Keeps offers generic versions as well.
That's right. Discrete packaging, proven results.

Speaker 1 It's a no-brainer for the thing that's outside of your brain. If you want to keep your hair and you want to keep it luscious for a long time, prevention is the key.

Speaker 1 Treatments can take four to six months to see results. So act fast before you lose it all.
If you're ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to KEEPS.com/slash for bad friends.

Speaker 1 To receive your first month of treatment for free. That's KEEPS.com slash bad friends to get your first month free.
K-E-E-P-S.com slash bad friends. Buffy.

Speaker 1 Oh, the greatest thing you've ever done for me. The greatest bedding.
It's earth-friendly and cruelty-free. The most comfortable.
But the thing that you've done for me is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 Oh, what is you gave me a Buffy comforter? I gave you a Buffy. And I really love it.
And it's like the best comfort I've ever had, and we still use it. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 It is great to have that one thing on you, and it's Buffy. No more night sweats.
Get cozy without overheating.

Speaker 1 100% plant-based design is breathable and keeps you comfortable temperature a way that polyester and down-filled comforters just can't do. Can we talk about the breeze? The breeze.

Speaker 1 The breeze regulates temperature, guys. No more night sweats.
Get cozy without overheating.

Speaker 1 100% plant-based design is breathable and keeps you at a comfortable temperature in a way that polyester and down-filled comforters cannot. Just read it.

Speaker 1 The breeze is made of eucalyptus fabric inside and out. Softer than cotton, naturally soothes your skin, and it's earth-friendly.
It's hypoallergenic.

Speaker 1 Plus, its high threat count shuts out dust, mold, and mites for a healthier sleeping environment. Cruelty-free, no down here.
The breeze brings wellness to bed.

Speaker 1 Why not choose 100% plant-based bedding that's better for you and the earth that you're rotating on? Buffy offers you a free trial. You can try a comforter in your own bed for free.

Speaker 1 If you don't love it, return it at no cost, which you won't, because Bob and I

Speaker 1 both love it. For $20 off your Buffy Comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter Bad Friends.

Speaker 1 That's $20 off your Buffy Comforter when you visit Buffy.co and enter Bad Friends. For $20 off your Buffy Comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter the code.
Bad friends. That's $20 off your Buffy Comforter

Speaker 1 when you visit Buffy.co and enter the code. Bad friends.
Bad friends. You don't follow Rudy? No.
Do you guys follow Rudy? I do.

Speaker 1 You do, right? Yeah, I follow everybody on the show.

Speaker 1 I like Bobby. Bobby doesn't even follow me.
You don't follow fans. I don't really follow you? No.
I will. I will.
You follow George and you don't follow me. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 What about the fucking shit I was doing for you for the last month? Yeah, it is true. You got you so many followers, you piece of shit.
You're right. You're forgiven.
Wait a minute. You're forgiven?

Speaker 1 Wait a minute. Let me see how many, how many followers does George Fancy have now? Can I tell you what happened today? Because we can take those away, pal.
I know.

Speaker 1 Can I tell you what happened today, though? Yeah, what?

Speaker 1 36,000. I was watching CNN because of the hurricane.
Ida. Is it Ida? Ida, yeah.
I love disasters. Me too.
Don't you? Well, it's coming back, right? It's going to ruin the Gulf. Is it maybe? Is it in?

Speaker 1 Oh, so I'm watching the CNNs, and

Speaker 1 I hear

Speaker 1 Stubble.

Speaker 1 What? Stub ho.

Speaker 1 Stub ho. Stubbo.
Like, not from the TV, though. Right? My dog Stubbs is, like, sitting next to me.
Uh-huh. And I'm completely naked.

Speaker 1 Just on your floor? No, just on a seat in front of the TV in the living room. Oh.
I know. And I hear, Scumbo.

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 So I go, what the fuck? Like, I'm freaking out.

Speaker 1 And then I look onto the fucking, you know, so we have the TV and there's like a cabinet underneath it. Yes.
And on top of my PlayStation, there's a little white thing with a blue light on it.

Speaker 1 It's a camera. It's a camera.
So they're spying on you with your little penis on the couch. But all weekend,

Speaker 1 I was doing weird shit.

Speaker 1 what have you been doing no but i what i do is i'll like put on the music

Speaker 1 no put on the music right and i'll wear clothes right and i'll just start you know i mean dancing dancing in the living room with the dogs and stuff well who has access to this just kalila or can i call kalila i go she's laughing

Speaker 1 and i'm like

Speaker 1 is it what's Are you talking through this little device? She's like, yeah, we've been staring at you all weekend. Oh, God.
And now I turned it toward the wall. Good.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, Rudy had to see you like that? I don't think it was Rudy. I pray to God she didn't have to see you like that.
But it's like, tell me what. Now I think.
Why do they have to do that?

Speaker 1 There's other cameras in the room. There's got to be.
Why does she need to spy on you? Oh, it's just for the dogs? I don't know. I don't know, man.
That seems weird.

Speaker 1 She misses you.

Speaker 1 I think she thinks that I'm doing stuff that's like scandalous. What would you be doing?

Speaker 1 Having people over? Having

Speaker 1 orgies? No.

Speaker 1 Touching the dogs inappropriately?

Speaker 1 Did you do something you weren't supposed to do?

Speaker 1 Well, I do.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. No, well,

Speaker 1 okay. Yeah.
It's not animal cruelty. I'll leave it.
I'm feeding them. Let's just say that.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Is that your dog texting you?

Speaker 1 My mom,

Speaker 1 I'll just read you. She texts me.
Don't make it like it's a bad thing. No, I love it.
But it's like, she sends me these

Speaker 1 poems.

Speaker 1 Oh, I like the poems. However hard the day must have been today, go to sleep with a positive attitude to make tomorrow's day more fruitful.
Good night. That's beautiful.
It's dumb. Fuck you.
That's

Speaker 1 how you understand what that means, really. Because it's in English? Yeah.
Oh. What is it in Korean? I don't know.
But she sends me, and then she sends me this.

Speaker 1 The world can be amazing when you're slightly strange.

Speaker 1 Fact. I know, but

Speaker 1 Mac. I don't know who these people are.
That's the doors. Yeah, and then it's like...
When you're astray. Here's another one.

Speaker 1 Imagine

Speaker 1 if someone would have loved you the way you love them, it could have changed everything. Like, what the fuck are you talking about, you fucking idiot? That's giving her, don't say that.

Speaker 1 That's giving her something to care about. I love you, mom.
She doesn't listen to this. She doesn't listen to this.

Speaker 1 This gives her hope for the new day. No, I love it.
But it's like,

Speaker 1 but I never send her a thing back. You don't ever respond.
No, I respond with just texts send her back a poem I love you mommy. I love you so much let's write her

Speaker 1 Let's write your mom a poem right now. Okay,

Speaker 1 no way she's not gonna understand it That's the best part. Yeah, but it's got to be in this style You got to put it on a car like a meme-y kind of no we don't have time.

Speaker 1 Let's just make one up for her right now. Let's text her right now something sweet.
All right, what is it? Okay, so let's say let's get this

Speaker 1 I feel comfortable with this. I don't know why it's fine.
We're not gonna say anything gross or mean. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 When life,

Speaker 1 When life.

Speaker 1 When life.

Speaker 1 When life

Speaker 1 interludes.

Speaker 1 Interludes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 With your consciousness?

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 When life

Speaker 1 interludes with your consciousness.

Speaker 1 You must persevere. You don't know how to spell that.
Yeah, wait, conscious. Yeah, but they have spell check.
If I'm close, it'll let. You must.

Speaker 1 Wait, when life interludes with consciousness. You must persevere.
You must persevere.

Speaker 1 until the warmth wait hold on

Speaker 1 yeah you're right I don't know how to spell persevere

Speaker 1 you're absolutely it you must push through no persevere how do you spell it per

Speaker 1 p-e I did that already su

Speaker 1 s a veer

Speaker 1 v oh there it is when life interludes with consciousness

Speaker 1 you must persevere

Speaker 1 and let the light and let the light.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 No, and follow the light. And follow.
No, that's. I don't want her to die.

Speaker 1 Is that a death thing? Yeah, yeah. To follow the light.
And she's going to go, okay, puppy. And she's going to close her eyes and she'll follow the light.
She's going to dead.

Speaker 1 But I mean, I don't want her. If she dies from it, I'll be so mad.
If we said this and she dies immediately, that's incredible. All right, let's do it.
Yep. So

Speaker 1 it's worth

Speaker 1 the bit.

Speaker 1 It's definitely worth a bit. So when life interludes with consciousness.
No, I can't say it. When life interludes with consciousness, you must

Speaker 1 persevere until

Speaker 1 baby, this doesn't make any sense. Okay.
Baby.

Speaker 1 Until

Speaker 1 the Lord. Until the Lord.
Until the Lord

Speaker 1 confines you.

Speaker 1 Blesses you so. Blesses you.

Speaker 1 Until the Lord blesses you so. Read it out loud.

Speaker 1 I'm so afraid of sin. I don't know why.
When life interludes with consciousness, you must persevere until the Lord blesses you.

Speaker 1 Perfect.

Speaker 1 By the way, that'll end up. I feel like that's in a t-shirt in Korea somewhere.
Love you, mom. Love you.
Love you. Love us.
Say, I love us. Love us.
Well, it doesn't make any sense. Say, I love us.

Speaker 1 I love us. Yeah, like you love her, love for you.
No, it's too impersonal. Get and do a kiss.
Do kiss lips. No, it's incest.

Speaker 1 It's incest. No, it's not.
I'll do a heart.

Speaker 1 Do like a, do the. I'm going to say love you.
I can't say that. Do the eggplant.
Do eggplant water where it's the wet water. Oh, eggplant water.
I'm going to do that. Like this.
Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Sound. Sad.

Speaker 1 Well, how?

Speaker 1 You know how good I am at that? The rhythm is good. Yeah.
One girl tried to hold me in. Just grab your butt? Yeah.
She goes, no, she wanted my baby. I could feel it.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I always announce it loudly. Yeah.
I'm about to come. Well, that's, I go.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Right before I go.
And I started pulling out. And I got out.
You smoothly got out? I think I nutted on her inner thigh.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 and I got out, and I was like, you try to get me. You're not going to get me.
He doesn't. Youngblood.

Speaker 1 Johan doesn't know how to do that? I don't know what his name is, Youngblood. Yohan?

Speaker 1 Obviously not. Or obviously, he doesn't give a shit.
He just doesn't give a shit. Yeah, it feels good to nut inside.
We shouldn't be talking this in front of Jules, but let me say something.

Speaker 1 I mean, you said it. By the way, his name is

Speaker 1 Moneybag Yo. Okay, Moneybag Yo.
All right, so if you... Listen up, Moneybag Yo, wherever you are, I know you're listening.
Stop coming inside of these chicks. Yeah, but it's not only that.

Speaker 1 There's a Moneybag Yo.

Speaker 1 Let me look at me. Look at me right now.
Does it feel good to nut inside with no condom? Yeah, Jules, get out of here. Get out of here.

Speaker 1 It feels good, right?

Speaker 1 Let's do the PG. Let's do like the PG.

Speaker 1 Does it feel good to ejaculate? To relieve yourself. without a condom? To relieve yourself inside of vagina.
That's like peeing. That's like peeing.
Okay. And that does feel good.

Speaker 1 Does it feel good to have unprotected sex and finish inside?

Speaker 1 Finish.

Speaker 1 It feels great. Phenomenal.
Let me ask you this. No, another different question.
Go ahead. Does it feel good

Speaker 1 relieving yourself with your hand when you pull out? Yeah, of course. Now, what's the difference? It's like, let's say,

Speaker 1 I know. Pretty big.

Speaker 1 I don't think so. It's pretty big.
No, because the emptiness inside is the same.

Speaker 1 When it's over? When it's over. That's a thing women don't comprehend.
Yeah, there's

Speaker 1 an emptiness inside. Sad.

Speaker 1 There's an emptiness inside after I masturbate. Of course there is.

Speaker 1 You know, this is what I did. Because you just killed 10,000 people.
Yeah, not only that, but this is what I do. I do it, and the first thing I do is I look at my hands.

Speaker 1 Trembling. No, I look like Spider-Man after a bad day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like it didn't work one day. the fucking web damn it.
Yeah, so it's like you know like the thing was clogged in this thing. Yeah, right, so it's that's what it looks like

Speaker 1 where the end of a soap dispenser has like the

Speaker 1 gone right so I'm like oh it didn't work, you know, and then it's like it's dripping and I don't clean it right away. What? No.
No. Oh, yeah.
What do you do? You hang out with it?

Speaker 1 Well, it's like it's not like as if like it's an interesting thing. No, it's not.
It is. It's not.
Yeah, yeah. You put it under a microscope? No.

Speaker 1 So I look at it and I sometimes do this with my hands, right? Like you have webbed. And it creates like a batwing.

Speaker 1 Right? And I'll just

Speaker 1 look at it, right?

Speaker 1 But the feeling inside is so empty. Yeah, it's sad.
It's so sad. And I'm there for like five minutes.
Five minutes? Yeah, and I'll just do this empty, right? Fuck, dude.

Speaker 1 But it's the same feeling when you come inside a woman. I mean, ejaculate inside a woman.
No, it's not. There's an emptiness inside.
Yeah, but you don't have to... No, it's not.

Speaker 1 Is that every time to you? A lot of times. I don't feel sad or empty when it's over.
Like when I'm over and I ejaculate, I scoop some out and I still do it

Speaker 1 with my hand. I do the webbing.
It's so gross. It's so gross.

Speaker 1 It's a little, it's, it's, but there's something sad and empty about it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I don't know why you're arguing. Well, no, I'm saying masturbating is sad and empty.

Speaker 1 That's the like when you were young and you used to jerk off, what did you do? Magazine, sock? What did you do?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 the wall.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry? And my mother, my poor mother. You would shoot on the wall.
My poor mother. Of all the places that would be like, okay.
No, because

Speaker 1 I had this Duran Duran poster. And you were really into Duran Duran? Yes.
So you would come to the bottom. But it's the Rio poster.
But it was framed.

Speaker 1 So if you saw my bedroom, so you have the bed, which is a twin.

Speaker 1 Single.

Speaker 1 It's single.

Speaker 1 No, it wasn't single. It was a twin bed.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so that that wasn't in the back of my mouth. That was

Speaker 1 a frame thing, right? That's hot to you, but it looked like she was crying, come.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, Bobby, right? So it's like I would smear it like after I was done, I would just not even look, I would just smear it on there, right? Gross. And it dries yellow.
No, don't.

Speaker 1 So it looks like, shut up, all right? Don't look at me like that, right? She's disappointed. Yeah, yeah.
So, and then my mom

Speaker 1 every six months would be like, Bobby, what is, why is it so yellow? You know what I mean? That's art, mom. Yeah, and she would have to use a fucking

Speaker 1 razor blade.

Speaker 1 No, razor blade and chisel it off. Oh, my God.
It's so gross.

Speaker 1 That's true, though.

Speaker 1 I never used a sock. Never? No.
I was just

Speaker 1 like a, you know, magazines always for me. Always magazines.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? Victoria's Secret. I could not masturbate to that.
Really? Yeah. When I was in high school,

Speaker 1 what were you thinking of? Well, because the internet didn't exist. We didn't have the internet to jerk off to.
No, no, we would, there was a, there was a, we talked about this before.

Speaker 1 There was a rock. Oh, my God.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The community would, you know what I mean? And then my friend Alan Meadows.

Speaker 1 Alan Meadows. My friend Alan Meadows' parents, God rest their souls,

Speaker 1 his dad had porn, and him and I used to

Speaker 1 have drawers. What? In your room.
I would borrow his his magazines. Oh, those feelings.

Speaker 1 The excitement. Do you just get emotional?

Speaker 1 Missing the old porn days? No, it's not just the porn days. It was

Speaker 1 the feeling of like

Speaker 1 just hanging out with your friends, riding your bike. Jerking off together.

Speaker 1 Get that too? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or like my friend Jason Hill, he was in a band called

Speaker 1 Louis XIV.

Speaker 1 You know them? So he was the the singer.

Speaker 1 But as a kid, he lived right down the street from me. So I remember Jason,

Speaker 1 he was in his garage. He had never smoked pop before.
And I brought my bong over. Hell yeah.
And I was teaching him how to do it. And I just remember those moments as a kid, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And there's a feeling, like, summers were different. There was just a feeling.
Trust me. I know.
I remember smoking weed in a garage. Oh, my God.
It's the best. The coolest.

Speaker 1 Sitting on a couch, smoking weed, cigarettes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Talking shit. Talking shit, mad fan.
I miss those.

Speaker 1 Now it's like the end is coming. It's right around the corner.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's, well, you're 50 soon, bud.
The end's coming.

Speaker 1 I don't think you're going to die anytime soon, but I do think that you're reaching your Tyron Rudley years.

Speaker 1 I don't think so. No, you're right, dude.

Speaker 1 It feels different. You're about to pop.
Don't say that. You're about to pop.
But I feel like something different's happening. What do you mean? In society or in your life? It's just my own life.

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 1 Is Kalila pregnant? No. That would be incredible.

Speaker 1 It has more to do with the business.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 It has more to do with the business. Well, what is that? Tell me.
Like, you're booking a lot of stuff you feel like it's role? It's not just booking.

Speaker 1 I don't like talking about it, but I will.

Speaker 1 You love talking about it. First of all, you love talking about it.

Speaker 1 I don't love talking about it. You loved hyping yourself up.

Speaker 1 No, it's just the kind of like you know, you have always had great opportunity. No, just don't.

Speaker 1 I've known you. Bobby, you've always, Bobby, I've, I've, I'm, I have, I have made everything I've got.
Okay. Nothing came my way.

Speaker 1 Nothing was. Mixed drinks.
What was that show called? Mixology. I had audition.
I auditioned for that. I didn't even get to it.
You talked about it. I know.
But you went to it.

Speaker 1 You got it. You weren't right for it.
That's my point, yeah. But right, you always are right, no, you're always doing stuff with Seth Rogue and all these things.

Speaker 1 Nef, no, one thing I got cut out of, dude. This is a lie, you're okay.

Speaker 1 So, what I'm saying is that you've had a great life, it's been okay, and a great career, and I just, I'm, I'm just, I just want a little

Speaker 1 I just want a little for myself, that's all. You've been

Speaker 1 go ahead, it's so annoying. No, what you annoy me, no, you annoy me,

Speaker 1 yeah, it's a fucking montage, It's a fucking vignette. It's a montage, for sure.
It's a vignette. All right.

Speaker 1 It made me cry either way. Yeah, well, Jules, are you happy to be back? Pull the mic towards your fucking mouth.
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 Are you sad to be back? She's so bummed. You are sad to be back.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you something. The response we got from having Doc Willis on the show was great.
People love Doc.

Speaker 1 Do you want to take off and make Doc fill in permanently?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You still want to be on the show? Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 I saw you guys measure yourself when I wasn't here, and you admitted that you were 5'2.

Speaker 1 I know, but he was saying. No, but you admitted it.

Speaker 1 Stop. You admitted 5'2.
He said he was 5'3,

Speaker 1 and I told him you're wrong because I'm an inch taller than you. If I'm 5'2, you're 5'1.
Okay. That's my point.

Speaker 1 But how tall do you think you are now? What's that? Because we've got some old proof.

Speaker 1 This is proof that you admitting on this radio show from years ago how tall you are. And you also do a lot of work with Chelsea lately, lately, right? Yeah, I do that.
I was in Crazy Anatomy.

Speaker 1 I was that girl, remember?

Speaker 1 You were a girl in the movie. Yeah, yeah, I was that girl in Craig's Anatomy.
That was me, bro.

Speaker 1 I was in the show Heroes, remember? Yeah, that was me, bro. I was in the movie Encourage, right?

Speaker 1 I play basketball.

Speaker 1 Right? I'm insanity, bro. That's me, bro.

Speaker 1 I do all that, bro. How tall are you, bro? What? I'm 5'2, but let me say.

Speaker 1 The admittance. You know you're 5'2.
It's so funny what you're saying, what you're doing right now. You know you're 5'2.
You said it for years. This was seven years ago.
You knew it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You didn't get taller, Bub. Bubby.
You didn't get taller, Bub. Bub.
Bubby?

Speaker 1 What I say in radio shows and podcasts

Speaker 1 are a lie.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And that's a fact. So you've never said a truth on anything.
No, not really, no.

Speaker 1 So, okay, say it again. What I say on radio shows is a lie.
That's a fact. What I say on radio and podcasts are a lie.
That's a fact. It's a fact.
Print it. Because if you, like, for instance.

Speaker 1 Everything I say is a lie. That's a fact.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Perfect.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Perfect. But what I want to...
I can back it up.

Speaker 1 I can back it up.

Speaker 1 Please. I don't know how.

Speaker 1 I'll show you. Because it's a lie.

Speaker 1 Even my backups are lies. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. So I'm going to prove to you.
Okay, please.

Speaker 1 There's a story.

Speaker 1 A lovely lady.

Speaker 1 Right. She had three boys.

Speaker 1 Very lovely. Lovely boys.

Speaker 1 Oh, three girls. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Nobody has no. You know what that's from? No.
Brady Bunch. Pull the mic to your face, even if you're slouchy pouchy.
Yeah. No.

Speaker 1 Dude, it's so

Speaker 1 what's crazy is it's already people are so happy that she's back. They get so excited.
Where's Jules? Where's Jules? And then she comes back and she just gets to fall into her chair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like those pot commercials when they're like, don't do pot. And that girl's smelting into the couch.
You know, that stupid commercial. It was her first day of college today.
Did you have class today?

Speaker 1 We lied to everybody, told them you were going to, what, New Mexico? Where did we say? Yeah, yeah. Everyone's asking me about New Mexico.
If I went there,

Speaker 1 some people in Albuquerque were so excited to see you. How was the first day of class? School.
Well, you didn't go, right? It was online.

Speaker 1 It was fine. No cute boys.

Speaker 1 Is it Zoom? Well, you can't really see how cute someone is on Zoom, can you?

Speaker 1 I think you can. How many?

Speaker 1 Not everyone's on one screen. You swipe to see the rest of the people.
You can put them all on one screen, right? Did you do the swipe to see everyone? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Interesting. Do you think that they were swiping going, oh, that's a cute girl? You think any of them knew who you were? I don't think so.
Is there a chat at all? Yeah, there's a chat.

Speaker 1 Does no one said anything like, hey, Rudy Jules? No. Fuck.
But she did get recognized at the airport. Yeah, in Hawaii.
In Hawaii. Really? Just by yourself? Was Kalila there? I think Kalila.

Speaker 1 Well, they said hi to her, huh? Yeah. I want her to be alone somewhere and somebody recognizes her.
Well, that's why, because she was, because we're going to Cancun.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, we're going to Cancun, by the way. But people need to go.

Speaker 1 She wants to bring Kalila, and I'm saying don't. Why? So she can have an experience with us.
Oh, yeah, just us, yeah, the crew. With the crew.
Cool face.

Speaker 1 I know. If you don't want to do it,

Speaker 1 you want to bring Kalila because you want a partner in crime. Yeah.
Yeah, I get that. She wants her butt.

Speaker 1 But can we be the partners? She doesn't like us like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. By the way, but show that.

Speaker 1 Do you remember we talked to okay, we talked to a band called the Bobby Lee's?

Speaker 1 Look at this. This was posted on the Reddit.
There's a guy, there's an MMA fighter named Bobby Lee who's a redhead. Okay.
Do you know this guy? No. Look at, zoom in on this guy.

Speaker 1 He renamed himself Bobby Lee, though. He's a redhead.
Yeah, for us. No.
No, that's his general name. His real name is Robert Lee.
Really? Sketch. But I feel like we should support this guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think we should support him. Can we do, can we bad friends? Can we sponsor a fighter? Let's sponsor this guy.
I want to sponsor Bobby Lee, the fighter. So if he's out there, anybody knows.

Speaker 1 He's 12, 6-0. Pretty good.
There's an MMA fighter named Bobby Lee that looks like he could be related to Santino. He's a ginge, dude.
He's from part of the ging nation. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And 12-6-0 is not bad. It's not great, though.
It's not. He needs some.
Because this is like 12-6-0 in like regional

Speaker 1 scene. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's like local bar fights, 12-6-0. I know if he went to the, you know, like he had fought Etsen Barbosa, he wouldn't have ribs left.
Well, let's see what. Well, what's his weight? Go down.

Speaker 1 What's his weight class?

Speaker 1 Let's see. We got to get him in better.
He's 155. Oh, he's lightweight.
No, that's not good. That's not good.
No, yeah. You got to sponsor him.
Let's sponsor.

Speaker 1 Because, look, it says career disclosed earnings, $0.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. He's fighting out of St.
Cloud Minnesota. Maybe he has a

Speaker 1 Venmo, maybe.

Speaker 1 We can look it up. We can have George look into it to see if he can.
Look into it. But how cool would it be if we sponsored a fighter and he has bad friends shorts on when he fights?

Speaker 1 Would that be awesome? That would be great. On the shorts, it says Bad Friends in the back.
But what would it be bummer is if he continued to lose and then.

Speaker 1 Right, and then the Bad Friends, there's blood on it.

Speaker 1 It would be sad. That's all they take pictures of? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two losers on podcast sponsor man whose career is going down. I hope Bobby Lee does.
I hope he starts bucking up.

Speaker 1 What's the other one, Pete, that you were going to show me? There's a slide guitarist in Bobby Lane. Is there?

Speaker 1 Oh, this is a great.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 a couple of weeks ago, we showed the Cambodian army and they beat the shit out of you. Yeah.
Okay, in India, they do a live physical in front of everybody. Look at this.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Just want to make sure both are there. One, one, two, one, two.
Good, nice thick.

Speaker 1 One, two, nice thick. One, two, there.

Speaker 1 One, two, right there. Nice.
good snake. Radlef, there it is.

Speaker 1 How weird that he, this is their physical. Yeah, they want to make sure you got two balls and a pen.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you this: if there was a woman there wanting to be a part of the, you know, I mean, the army, would he be able to do it? He has to.

Speaker 1 He would. That's part of the code.
Oh.

Speaker 1 So he spends like 20 minutes down there. Yeah.
He's like, I still don't feed it. Where are your balls?

Speaker 1 It is that. And by the way, the guy following with a piece of paper.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's just going down the line, grabbing their peanut. What a weird.
Yeah. I want to see one move.
I want to see one get a little woof. I want to see one pop up so bad.

Speaker 1 How strange this is part of their army routine, huh? Or he just says that to them. Oh, the other guy was like, oh, let me check it out.
Yeah, I want to make sure. Yeah, I need to make sure.

Speaker 1 He didn't touch any of the other guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's my friend Jim.

Speaker 1 Wait, by the way, how funny is it? Yeah. How funny is it that these guys go back to their...
Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 These guys go back to the barracks and they're like, it was hard to him grabbing our dicks in front of each other, and then all the other groups are like, nobody grabbed our dick,

Speaker 1 like that's just this guy, that's just this dude. This is

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, his wait, go back, go back a little bit. He points to him right there.
He points to him as if

Speaker 1 watch this. He's like,

Speaker 1 oh, he's as nice. Oh, he's as nice.
Just like my dad's.

Speaker 1 I guess you got to do this in some countries just to make sure that we should reenact this. George? George, come up here.
George, you have to reenact. We're the soldiers.
We got to make sure.

Speaker 1 Which one am I? I don't want to do this.

Speaker 1 We want to make sure that I want to see what your style is. Yeah, we want to see if you're still built.
Go ahead. Come here, George.
Come here.

Speaker 1 Test out Bobby to make sure he's good enough to podcast.

Speaker 1 Here we go. Here you go, George.
Make sure he's good enough to podcast.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice. And are they both there?

Speaker 1 Very good. You're ready to go to war.
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.
Well, that'll be a meme. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Can we make that? I barely touched it. Can we make that an NFT? Can we make you get your balls touch an NFT? Yeah.
We can do that, right? It's an NFT. I just am learning.
I know what.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, property. NFT.
About property?

Speaker 1 Non-fungible token. Do you know what I'm talking about? Google NFT.
You know what this is, Rudy. You don't know what this is? It's like your generation.
NFT. Look, you can buy and sell these things.

Speaker 1 Look, Steph Curry just bought the sad monkey. Look at that.

Speaker 1 Steph Curry, the bored ape. that's what it's called.

Speaker 1 And it was $180,000. All it is is what you see right there.
He bought that. He bought it.

Speaker 1 The digital rights, so to the CIA. You can also buy scenes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And YouTube moments.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 1 Somebody could buy,

Speaker 1 if you and I say something, they can buy that moment. Well, no, we would own the rights to that.
They would have to purchase it from us. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We own the copyrights.

Speaker 1 Right, right, right. But we could sell a moment okay so look board ape sold back in may for 0.68 ethereum

Speaker 1 and now it's worth 180 000 i get it but it's like i don't

Speaker 1 because we're not because we're old or

Speaker 1 yeah we're older fuck

Speaker 1 like pansexual we are pansexual are we what does pansexual mean

Speaker 1 i don't know i'm trying to learn all this stuff can you google what pansexual is i don't know all those terms that's why i'm i want let's learn right now let's learn Pansexual, not limited sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, identity.

Speaker 1 So pansexual means like you could have sex with an Ottoman or I don't know how

Speaker 1 an object. No, I think it's got to be human.
Oh, no, towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity. So you can like another right.
But why is that? Is that bisexuality? No, bisexual is.

Speaker 1 This says emotional attraction, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity.

Speaker 1 Bisexual falls probably under the umbrella of pansexual.

Speaker 1 Because bisexual, you like men and women. This is saying you can like people if they don't identify as a man or a woman.
Yep.

Speaker 1 I think, I think, I think. And what's the binary one that they have? Non-binary.
Non-binary. Well, binary just means man or woman.
Non-binary means,

Speaker 1 you know, non-binary means you're fucking

Speaker 1 your gender fluid, gender queer.

Speaker 1 It's an umbrella term for identities that are neither male nor female, right? You don't identify as a man or a woman. Because when I was in Hungary, did I tell you about this?

Speaker 1 There was one girl that is non-binary. Okay.
And me and this other girl, actress, it was going to meet this girl. And my actress friend said, we're meeting them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't say that, you say they. Right.
So I go, oh, she's bringing a friend. No, it's just her.
And then we're walking to this place, she was like, You know what I mean? Explain to me.

Speaker 1 Like, I didn't know, right? Of course, I don't know. And then when I saw her, I did a joke.

Speaker 1 That's five, Bobby. What? You said, she, her, she, she, her.
Oh, wow, you did. In the middle of telling it, you already violated her.
I know exactly.

Speaker 1 Fuck. But when I saw

Speaker 1 them, I said, hey, you guys.

Speaker 1 Funny. Right? Funny.
And she's like, no, what?

Speaker 1 What I'm saying, though, is this. Hey, you guys is like a, it's like saying

Speaker 1 fuck. And, you know,

Speaker 1 it's like saying,

Speaker 1 what's up?

Speaker 1 You don't mean what's up. I know, but I know, but what I'm saying is.
Hey, you guys.

Speaker 1 What I'm saying is I want to learn. I have no prejudices, and I will accept whatever you are, whatever these new rules are, these new things.
I am open to it. Yeah, I just, it's so confusing.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. It's like I'm.
How about this?

Speaker 1 What's your name? I'm going to call you your name.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel. What's your fucking name? Because I'm going to get confused and I'm going to fuck up.
You fucked up four times in half a minute. If they go,

Speaker 1 Emily is going to be there and and they are non-binary and gender fluid and pansexual

Speaker 1 and so-and-so something, something, I'm going to go. So let's say I'm Emily.
Can't wait to see Emily. Or then you see Emily.
What do you say? Hey, Em, how are you? I want you to say plural, Emily's.

Speaker 1 Hey, Emily's, how are you? Oh, there we go. Over with.
Right. And then if someone.
There's a weirdness there. No, and then I'm going to refer to you by your name.
If someone goes,

Speaker 1 what does she want? I go, Emily wants tacos. Ah, go to the name.
Go to the fucking. Do you understand? It's your generation.
Yeah, you guys guys fucking did all this shit. No, I'm confused with it.

Speaker 1 Our generation, we don't.

Speaker 1 You know, guys like you and I.

Speaker 1 We care. We don't care.

Speaker 1 I care. I don't care.
No, my point is, I don't care. Whatever you want to be, I don't care.

Speaker 1 I want you to love it. I don't fucking care.

Speaker 1 But I know we don't care. So tell me your fucking name.
I know, but

Speaker 1 I still want to learn

Speaker 1 the rules. But we don't.
But by the way, there's too many fucking rules. Look, go back back one slide.
Go back one slide. Look.

Speaker 1 Look, click on that umbrella.

Speaker 1 It's like a fucking novel, dude. It's a novel.
I don't know. Right.
Queer, fluid, poly, pan, other, bi, hetero, hetero, flexibility, lesbia flexible, hetero flexible.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I have to learn all of them. Your name's fucking Emily.
No. All right.
No, I'm not saying I'm being open-minded.

Speaker 1 You're allowed to be whatever you want. Yeah.
I don't, I don't, the nuances are so fucking specific. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Fluid?

Speaker 1 Zoom in a little bit because I can't. Attraction changes or might change over time.
That says heteroflexible. That means if you touch your toes.

Speaker 1 Are you usually attracted to people of genders different from their own? But might occasionally be attracted to people of gender similar to their own. So maybe buy.
It's called maybe buy. Maybe buy.

Speaker 1 That's the new one. Maybe buy.

Speaker 1 Wait, just say buy. No.
No. Hey.
No. All right.
I'm hetero.

Speaker 1 Flexible. You're hetero flexible.
I'm hetero flexible. You can touch your toes and you fuck chicks.
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 Honestly, all it means to me is you.

Speaker 1 You touch your toes and you fuck chicks. Yeah, that's heteroflexible.
Oh, that's how I fuck.

Speaker 1 Okay, I get it. Honestly, I'm being serious when I say this.

Speaker 1 I have friends who are gay. I have friends who are bi.

Speaker 1 I love them all. I don't fucking

Speaker 1 pair. Let's read some more above.
Zoom up above. Fluid.
Attraction which changes or might change over time towards people of various genders. This just means you haven't figured it out yet.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 People who are usually

Speaker 1 homo. Or you have and you don't and you want to.
No, it's this veggie flexible. What is this? Vegetable flexible.
Is somebody who eats veggies while they fuck.

Speaker 1 No, it's called lesb. It's called lesbiflex.

Speaker 1 Lesbiflexible.

Speaker 1 People who are usually attracted to people of gender similar to their own, but might occasionally be attracted to people of genders different from their own. This is getting too specific.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's That's called sometimes bisexual, maybe. Yeah.
It should say sometimes bisexual, maybe, or maybe not. Again, you know what the end of this is? You're Emily.

Speaker 1 Right. You're fucking Emily.
You're Emily. Emily sometimes fucks girls.
Unless Emily. Sometimes Emily fucks guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, but sometimes Emily fucks girls who wish that they were guys, sometimes wishing they were fucking girls. But sometimes Emily will decide to be Chad.

Speaker 1 Then say I'm Chad today.

Speaker 1 Right. And I'll go, hey, Chad.
Right. And then

Speaker 1 Chad will be like, what's up? Whoa, Chad.

Speaker 1 But Chad will go. I know I was Emily yesterday, but I'm going to go.
And Chad will go. And Chad will go, don't call me he, even though I won't go by Chad.
And I'll go, right.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to call you a fucking he or they or them or she. Calling you fucking Chad.
Right. All day I'm calling you Chad.
Let me ask you this, though. We should wear name tags.

Speaker 1 How do you feel about it? Huh?

Speaker 1 I know that

Speaker 1 we are willing. to bend and learn these new, you know what I mean? Sure.

Speaker 1 But how do you feel about it?

Speaker 1 How I just said. Do you really feel that way? Of course.

Speaker 1 I don't care what you want to be because. What if they want you to care? I don't care.
I don't care about everybody. That's insane.

Speaker 1 I care about the people I know. But if I'm Emily, I want you to care.
Emily, I barely fucking know you. No, listen, we're good friends, and I'm Lesba Flexible.
Okay. All right.

Speaker 1 Do you care about it? No. Yeah, I want you to care.

Speaker 1 I think that's the problem. Here's why.

Speaker 1 Why do I care about your sexuality? Because I want you to. That's the least important part of our friendship.

Speaker 1 Right. You're my friend.
Okay. I care that we have cool conversations.
We go to concerts together. We get high together.
Okay. I care that we fucking hang out.

Speaker 1 I don't give a shit what kind of person you want to fuck and suck and whatever. Do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. Do you like you don't what your generation is

Speaker 1 you don't care, right? You hope people do their thing and be happy. I don't fucking care.
You're heterosexual, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are you anything else? Are you lesbia flexible? Maybe I could be. Or heteroflexible, I mean? Yeah, maybe I could be heteroflexible.
Because you might sometimes be attracted to women. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so she's heteroflexible. I might be heteroseflexible.
You are heteroflexible. You're bisexual.

Speaker 1 Okay, thank you for being a best. What? You are.
You're bisexual.

Speaker 1 I want to be hetero.

Speaker 1 You can't dictate what I am. Listen, Emma.
I'm telling you what you I am. Listen up.
I'm hetero flexible. Sure.
Okay. Okay, good.
I want you to accept that and be happy with that.

Speaker 1 I would, you know what? I do accept this for everybody but you.

Speaker 1 Why? Because I don't accept you in my heart.

Speaker 1 No. My mama get a hold of it.
Oh, what did your mom say? Always find a reason to smile, she said. Well, let's write her again.
No, because I think she's confused about this point. Please, Bob.

Speaker 1 All right, let's do another one. Here we go.
Ready? Right.

Speaker 1 The waves of time. The waves of time

Speaker 1 may shift the sands of our lives. May shift.
Wait, hold on.

Speaker 1 May shift. The sands of our lives.
Shift the sands

Speaker 1 of our lives.

Speaker 1 But they will never take

Speaker 1 our freedom.

Speaker 1 William Wallace.

Speaker 1 William Wallace. You have to end with a brave heart quote.

Speaker 1 Is that a real William Wallace quote? Are you serious? Yeah. Never take our freedom.
No, but the shit that he said before. That was just my head.
Oh.

Speaker 1 So the waves of time may shift the sands of our lives,

Speaker 1 but they will never take our freedom. By the way, that's going to end up on a fucking shirt somewhere.

Speaker 1 Good night, mom. Oh, and also, will you write this to your mom? No, not to miss it.
No, please, please. Okay, go ahead.
Will you write thank you for being a bad friend to your mom?

Speaker 1 Okay, thank you for being. No, because she doesn't know what.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Thank you for

Speaker 1 I love your mom.

Speaker 1 Hold on. Thank you for being bad.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, we need to address two things real fast, and then we're done.
What? One,

Speaker 1 Bobby is turning 50, but we can no longer have the party. You have to say it.
The fans want to. We're having a party, but what we're going to do is the winners are going to do a Zoom call with us.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Sadly.
Sadly not. The restrictions are making it so we can't.
Delta. Fucking Delta.
Fucking Delta. Thank you so much for sending in the video submissions.

Speaker 1 You know, it's I we've seen all of them.

Speaker 1 We saw we did watch a fuckload of them. A lot of them.
Yeah. And I really appreciate it.
You know, it makes us feel good that you guys are.

Speaker 1 We appreciate you. And we're sorry that we can't have the party.
It's no more party time.

Speaker 1 Rudy, now that you're back, you got to end us again. Go look in your camera and say it, mama.
Thank you for being a bad friend. Welcome back.

Speaker 1 For 20% off, your bully. Nope.
All right. For 20%.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to have to laugh. Hold on.
Let me finish it. I got to do this last one.
Sure. For $20 off your Buffy Comforter, visit Buffy.co in her bedroom.

Speaker 1 I got it right here. Let me just say it.
Stop laughing, right? Jules? For $20 off your Buffy.

Speaker 1 For $20 off your Buffy Comforter.

Speaker 1 Let me just do it. Please.
You can do it. All right.

Speaker 3 As a raider scavenging a derelict world, you settle into an underground settlement.

Speaker 3 But now you must return to the surface, where ARC machines roam.

Speaker 3 If you're brave enough, who knows what you might find?

Speaker 3 Arc Raiders, a multiplayer extraction adventure video game. Buy now for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X and S, and PC.
Rated T for Team.