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Hey.

Hey, guys.

Tomorrow night we're going to be at Brea together.

At Brea Improv.

8 p.m.

It's a great show.

I've got Andrew on it and Chad and JT from their podcast are going to do it.

And then some other people might show up. Who knows? Who knows? We're going to be doing shows.
And also, go to andrewsantino.com. I'm going to be in Houston in a couple of weeks.
Houston's up first. Then I go to Madison.
Then I go to Nashville and Boston. And I'm all over the place.
So go to andrewsantino.com. Houston, show up, all right?

And also Tuesday night before the break of improv,

Jules is going to do a little set.

Jules will be doing a set.

So if you want to see...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's going to be doing a set.

You don't have a choice.

So make sure you come out

to see Jules do her first stand-up comedy show.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You two are bad friends.

Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude.

You two are disgusting. You two are disgusting.

You two are something.

We're bad friends.

Where's my Red Bull?

Who are you?

What do you mean?

That's the new Andres.

I told you I got rid of Andres

and I wanted someone new.

Do you know

what his name is?

I'm going to call him

what I want to call him.

What's your name?

Chango.

It's actually Ignacio. Ooh.
what do you say ignacio look at me his attitude ignacio ignacio ignacio who is this guy that's ignacio i love him ignacio i got rid of that bag of trash andres yeahacio. Ignacio.
Look at me. Look at me.

Yeah.

Say Egna.

Like Egna.

Go Egna.

Egna.

And I go E-Dio.

Leo.

No.

E-Dio.

Leo.

No, look.

E-E-Dio.

Egna.

E-Dio.

Egna-Dio.

Egna-Dio.

Perfect.

Yeah.

Perfect.

Ignacio, thanks for coming.

Yeah.

Thanks for filling in.

He's like made out of half human, half stone. Ignatio? Yeah, his face.
It's just like. He was very serious.
Yeah. He looks like one of those shelter.
Shelter Island? The shelter island statues. Yeah.
Do you remember those? Is that what he looks like? Yeah. Just get off my island.
Get off the island. Yeah.
Last Is he Spanish? Yeah. Of course.
Will he shut the fuck up? No, no. Because he's talking way more.
Ask him. He's talking more than Andreas talks.
So where are you from in España? España. From Sevilla.
Sevilla. Oh, bro, Sevilla is the most beautiful place on earth.
Great soccer team. It's spelled Seville, right? Yes.

That's how white people say it.

Seville.

We went to Seville on vacation.

Yeah.

That's how my people do it.

We had tapas.

Okay, check it.

We flew to Seville.

Yeah.

All right?

And then they have this stuff called Carpaccio.

You ever had Carpaccio?

It's nuts.

What?

No, it's Carpaccio.

We had it.

He's doing a bit, Ancetio.

What the fuck is his name? I forgot his name right. Ancacio.
Ignacio. Ignacio.
Ignacio. Shut the fuck up.
What is Ignacio's name in American? I can tell you right now. What is it? Ted.
Ted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good to see you, Ted. You look like a Ted.
Well, thanks for filling in, Ted. No problem.
My pleasure. What do you think about our new Andres? I prefer Andres.
Whoa. He's right there, the guy.
He's right there. That's crazy.
Why don't you like Agnethil? He's more serious. He is more serious.
He's more serious. You know what he does for a living, this guy? What? You're not going to believe this.
Can I guess? Sure. He works in a mine somewhere.
Did he talk to you before the show? He like he works in a mine he used to he used to run a mine he he gathers iron ingots he does yeah well no he was the foreman okay bring up the ingots yeah he's a he's a heart surgeon dude he used to be a heart surgeon what kind of hearts like bovine bovine farm he would do serve he served he would do surgery on bovine hearts cow hearts they have open heart surgery cows? Yeah, they do. Why? High cholesterol.
High fat, high cholesterol. Their diet's insane.
Look at how fat they are. Well, they're hamburgers.
If you're a hamburger, you're going to give yourself high cholesterol. How many cows have you performed heart surgery on, Ignacio? I lost a count.
You need valve, you know? You need to get that valve. He lost count.
Get him out of here. What is this? It's my brother.
So, you want to work for the Scissor Bros podcast, right? What makes you think you can cut it here? I'm tired of working with divas and I'm ready to work with the LRs. What is your greatest asset as an employee? Well, I call myself the Quentin Tarantino podcast.
Oh, my God. I have rescued, you know, forgotten talent and made them stars again.
Oh, my God. I think I can make you stars.
Did you have any issues with your last employer? If so, please explain in detail. Okay.
So I work with two comedians. Who are they? Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino.
You might have heard of them. Oh, yeah.
We've heard of those. Yeah, we've heard of them.
Yeah. And, you know, they're funny-ish.
They just yell a lot, you know.

They do yell a lot.

We don't.

We don't.

You guys have a lot more positive energy, right?

That's exactly what we tried to do.

Yeah, he's doing the scissors.

Wait, wait, what'd you do?

So you know about it?

He knows about the scissors.

I love the scissors, yeah.

He's starting to go on.

Yeah.

Are you comfortable with male nudity?

Yes.

When can you start?

They're trying to steal

our people, Bob.

The nerve.

First,

they steal our show.

Then they steal

our employees.

They're not going to pay him anything. They won't be able to afford him.
There's no chance. And also, I'm very supportive of my brother.
So should we just give them Andres? They can have him. Alright.
You heard it here first. You can have him.
We fired him. You get our leftovers.
You can have him. You can have our leftovers.
By the way, we're losing Ignacio. He's got to go.
Ignacio's got to leave because he's got to get home to- Bye, Ignacio. Bye, Ignacio.
Thanks for filling in, I guess. I guess.
No problem. I miss Andres.
So much. What if I just clapped and Andres was back in the chair? I would love it.
They just jump cut at it. No way.
I never thought I would miss Andres You didn't? Uh-uh. I miss him.
He was there last night though. What a night.
What a night we had last night. What a night last night we had.
My God. My God, what a night.
So Bob and I went down to the Bray Improv. It was called Bobby Lee Does New Material with Friends and he didn't tell them they were going to do new material.
That's what the name of the show was. So we all show up and nobody knows we're supposed to do new material and he starts complaining that some of the other comics that were on the show were doing material that was a material, stuff that they'd done before.
And then we all said, when did you want us to do new stuff? And you said, that's what the show is. But nobody knew that.
Yeah, it's called Bobby Lee's shit show. Listen.
You are a shit show. So it could be just called Bobby Lee's show.
Andy. Don't do it, Boob.
Don't do it. But when you make me mad, I got to call you Andy.
What happened last night was Bob and I did a show. Bob didn't tell anybody that you were supposed to do new material.
So we all went out there. Well, no, no, no.
Andrew, let me just ask you something. Can I say something, by the way? Let me finish.
Can I finish? You've been talking a lot. Can I finish? Go ahead.
Bobby didn't want to go last on his own show. So he wanted to go in the middle, which is crazy.
Yes, it is. You're supposed to headline your own show no i'm not it's yes you are the whole reason why i did it in the first place is i'm not going to raise my voice is because i haven't been going up at all at ever doesn't matter second time up right and i wanted an environment where i wasn't playing at the store because i don't like playing.
I just wanted to just kind of get my chops back up. I know.

So the whole point of it was I thought maybe I create like an open mic situation, but that's more insulated.

And I'll do it where I can control it at the very improv.

I thought 100 people would show up, 50 people.

It's 400.

How many?

400?

Sold out.

Yeah.

Last Tuesday and this Tuesday.

And I'm not going to do – my last one is next tuesday i'm not doing it anymore because it's like it's too much that why because it's like i'm going up and doing 10 minutes and then it's like people are going well i paid money you don't mean what do you mean the whole show was packed with comics it was people loved it i know people want me to do more time well well what happened last night was bobby went up in the middle and did some time and then i was supposed to close the show or go last and then i said you got to come up on stage with me and you did and we had a blast didn't you we didn't want to do 40 minutes i didn't want to do it yeah you did no in the beginning i didn't but then i'm like oh i don't think he's gonna do stand-up i. Right.
So you grabbed the other mic, and then you and I did a 25-minute. 34 minutes.
34-minute improv. We did a bunch of improv.
Here, let me show you how this. Pete's got it, why you came up on stage in the first place.
Because a gentleman in the front row yelled out, Bobby, let's see your wiener or something. And I said, he's not going to show you his wiener.
And then then Bobby said yes. This is crazy.
Let's press play and find out.

So you take him backstage.

Yeah.

I just want to take a photo with you, Bob.

Can I take a photo with you? Oh, he just wanted a picture.

You look great. I love it.
I love it.

Can I take a photo with you?

No, no.

Insane. I got my picture.
He wanted a picture that bad. Yeah, I took a photo.
Get your camera. Fuck you.
You seen that, bro? Fuck. I don't look at that.
Poking the dumbest ups. What's wrong? You know? You're selfish.
that he got what he wanted finally Very sweet Very sweet Now we continued on So this guy So this guy goes Let me see your penis Obviously I'm not gonna just fucking Not everyone gets to see it That's right Special people do He's a celebrity He's repped by APA Does he really have Yeah I'm with going to just fucking, not everyone gets to see it. That's right.
Right? Special people do. He's a celebrity.
He's repped by APA. Does he really have a- Yeah, I'm with CAA, but my dick is APA.
Is he lit or theatrical or- Lit. Lit.
Oh, yeah. He's a writer.
He's written three scripts. Get out of town.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. Good.
So this guy goes, let me see your dick. I go, because you don't want to want to get cancelled right And you're kind of thinking of the modern times

So I go how do I pull this

I'll bring him up on stage

I'll bring him behind this curtain

Privately

He asked

So there's no problemo there

No and you did it in a private location

I pulled it out

He doesn't look at it

And he looks at me right in the eyes

And he goes

I don't want to see it can I get a photo

Yeah all he wanted was a picture

Yeah, but it's like now i look like the fool no you don't look like a fool my penis is out andy but nobody saw it robert nobody saw your penis including the gentleman small no it's well yeah i mean but he didn't see it the funny thing is i had the camera pointed at such a I was like, well, we'll have to blur it out. And I catch no penis.
Yeah, because I'm my belly. Because of your slope.
Yeah, because of your slope. Slope? You can't say slope.
Your stomach. The slope of your stomach.
You can't say slope. Don't do that to me.
Oh, it's nippy out. Are you going to do that too? Oh, please.
Oh, you son of a bitch. Don't just try to listen to my words and find a chink in the armor.
Don't just do that. That's not fair.
No, the slope slope of your stomach covered up the breath of your penis which was kind of nice because now there's no nudity on the camera right that's great i have a self-editing system on my body your stomach is photoshopped yeah yeah but that guy had a great time and he loved it but then one of my favorite things that happened last night was i had seen brea is a part of southern california where there's uh a lot of latino lat Latino Latinx Latinx yeah Latinx so you had we had a lot of brown people which are my favorites but no black people and I said Bob there's no black fans here you don't have black fans and there was two men in the front row yeah and they were both uh black fans of whose yours mine yes two black guys both well I wouldn't brag because one of them was wearing it's summer one of them he's wearing a thick-ass Cosby sweater. He didn't speak English.
But with the other, but you know what? I think he wore the Cosby sweater because- Because of what happened today. Guess who got released today.
I know. Congratulations, Bob.
Bill Cosby got out. That's what Bobby always wanted.
Like if, because I'm doing a show tonight. Where? At the store.
Okay. So I imagine like if, by chance, Bill Cosby wants to do a guest spot i think he might yeah i'd have to say our next comic ladies cover your drinks how can this guy get out look at there he brought it out he got out he got out he got free do you know who bill cosby is rudy no that's crazy i love that i love that about you well just by looking at him who do you think this guy is who do you think he is and what was he what what do you think he meant to us do you know anything about him an actor he was an actor he's an actor do you know any films that he might have been in war movies war movies he wasn't a bunch of war movies he was do you know what wars what's specifically what war world war ii that's right he was in fucking uh yeah He was in fucking...
Yeah, he was an actor. An actor.
Yeah. Did you see what he said when he was walking by cameras? No.
He goes, hey, hey, hey. Shut up.
I swear to God. Google that.
He does a fucking... He does a fat Albert.
He does a fat Albert. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
So Bill Cosby was a stand-up comedian.

Okay, I want to just put to do this.

In the 80s.

Rudy, he was big.

There was no one bigger.

I mean, he was like, think of right now, who do you think the biggest star is right now?

Biggest star?

Yeah.

Leonardo.

Okay, Leonardo DiCaprio.

For television, he was that.

That big.

Here you go. Oh, let me hear it.
No way. This guy gets out of it? This guy gets out of it.
Because he used to do it in the 70s, our cartoon called Fat Albert. And his catchphrase was, hey, hey, hey.
And he just got out of prison. That's the first thing.
He got out of prison for rape, and that's what he did. That's the first thing out of his mouth.
What a real piece of shit. No, he's a piece of shit.
He's a piece of shit. Yeah.
You get out of prison for rape, and make it. It's like if I got released from prison, right? And immediately pulled your penis out.
And the first thing out of my mouth was, uh-oh, hot dog. That's insane.
What he did was he put stuff in women's drinks and then they would go to sleep and he would assault them. And he just got out of prison after serving two years.
Only two years. That's all you need.
If you you're bill cosby you get two years and then you're good to go and you're allowed to walk out and go hey hey hey yeah and also when he was in prison what made me laugh was which is not a funny situation but um some inmate did you hear about this threw a chicken patty his face that's very funny and it hit him like i just can imagine it's Chicken. Chicken.
just kind of slides off his face did no wait i thought he was separated from general population because of his uh health and age and all that stuff i just assume that they put them in separate i think at lunch he can join the oh you can sit with the kids i don't know but um i can't believe this guy got out is camille his wife what about Oh, because she was like, it's all a lie. First of all.
She stood by him. She's just, they live in two separate houses, I think.
What do you, but I guess the question would be, what did America want her to do? Condemn him and then leave him? Well, it's like. I'm just asking i'm just to let you know if i leave a cigarette butt in the backyard underneath a rock she's moving out kalilah knows about it right right right how the fuck does camille not know that he's oh so you're saying she's in in on it i just i just can't you know can't imagine imagine her not knowing i mean if it was one or two that's one thing right but it's like thousands 50 or whatever 60 yeah whatever it is right it's crazy yeah well i mean she did she was kind of adamant about saying it wasn't real and she was like this is all lies and all for attention and fame and you're like man does she is she so delusion that she might actually believe that yeah or the best she just holding trying to hold it down for him.
She's holding it down the Forbes. Because she's making, I mean, obviously he's a multimillionaire.
Yeah, but no, at this point, she could have all that money. It's not about money.
For her, I think it's about. Legacy.
She just doesn't want to believe it's real. Maybe.
Doesn't want to believe it's real. Yeah.
But my favorite interview was when they were, I guess, at an art museum opening or whatever. And then they did an interview.
And I guess his publicist cleared it with the journalist saying, no weird questions, okay? No weird questions? Yeah. And then the guy brings it up.
And then there's that weird, awkward exchange between Camille Cosby and the journalist. Have you seen that? No.
Can we see that? It's so good. Thank you.
Now can I get something from you that none of that will be shown? I I can't promise that myself but you didn't say anything. I know I didn't say anything but I'm asking your integrity that since I didn't want to say anything.
It's interesting to talk about integrity. If I don't want to say anything, of what value will it have? I don't think it will.
Ma'am? But then he starts pulling weight. He starts telling people, hey, his publicist, can you call, you know what I mean, this person? Oh, wow.
So watch. This is so shady.
If you will just tell your boss, the reason why we didn't say that up front was because we thought that AP had the integrity. He says integrity twice.
To not ask. This guy's a rapist, and he's talking about integrity.
One other point on that. And I think you need to get on the phone with his person immediately.
Okay. Okay, thank you.
Insane. Yeah, yeah.
That's insane. Yeah.
So then he calls. You don't have the integrity.
Yeah. I like the nerve to talk about integrity to a journalist who's like, what's up with all these crazy allegations, dude? But it's not only that.
It's just that his boss is like, he's an employee. Yeah.
Right? His boss is like, you got to ask the question. It's all over.
What is he going to do? It's not like- It's inappropriate. It's a museum opening.
Yeah. It's not like, what car do you drive? It's not like it's inappropriate it's a museum opening it's not like what car do you drive it's not like do you prefer chicken or beef it's totally legit yeah I've never seen that's insane but look at Camille though oh dude Camille just what's going on is this real campfire season's back and means s'mores.
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Try it at Progressive.com Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates Price and coverage match limited by state law Not available in all states You know what's a great Here, bring this up I don't know why this made me think of that But bring up Mike Tyson interview It's my favorite one In Canada When he's like, you're a goddamn piece of shit You know that that? That's my favorite one. That makes me laugh.
That's my, because. Mike Tyson interview and then he.
It was a slow, like sort of a slow burn in his mind. What would I, what would I say? Mike Tyson interview.
Canadian. Canadian.
That, well that's it right there. That's it right there.
That's it right there. That's it right there.
This is so great. Pull that up.
Now he's on, you're not supposed to swear on television. You cannot cuss.
Or threaten. To kill someone.
Or threaten the journalist's life. Yeah.
But don't ask Mike Tyson, one of the strongest men. This is it.
Yeah, this is it. Yeah.
Some of your critics would say, you know, there's a race for mayor. We know you're a convicted rapist.
This could hurt his campaign. How would you respond to that? Hey, I don't know who said that.
You don't even want to hurt you today. You know what I mean? And I don't have no comment to that.
You know, because it's negative. You're being negative.
And I met the mayor. And nothing they can do about it.
We actually had a really good time. We talked about George Travallo.
Look at him staring at him. This is it.
This is what I'm staring at him. This is what the thoughts...
Oof. it's brewing look at oh my god he wants to kill him life eyes and loads so interesting that you come across like a night that was really a piece of shit hey come on come on that was a piece of fuck you that was a piece of shit you know we're doing we're doing live tv i don't care what are you gonna do about it all right you gotta show me we are a lot of Where it comes raw and it's the real truth.
Yeah It speaks for itself Everyone's doing the show It's a Broadway production It went to Vegas He's turning into the Hulk He wants to just rip this dude He's He's so angry Did Brackley agree it more nerve-wracking for you to do something like this, or is it more nervous for you to box? How does it compare? I don't know. It's more nerve-wracking for me to hear talking to a rat piece of shit like you.
Come on. All right.
We're going to wrap up this interview. Thank you for coming in.
Fuck you. It's the best.
Fuck you. Do you know who Mike Tyson is? Kind of.
He was one of the greatest boxers of all time. But it's crazy because that guy, you can feel him being like...
Let me just say this. Not only the greatest boxer of all time, he was so, he was a one punch knockout monster.
He would annihilate. But he would just, people.
He paralyzed people. Time travel.
Yeah. People hit, and it's like tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, he was so scary.
He was the biggest guy.

Now put into contact that this journalist, you know what I mean, said you're a convicted rapist. He was, yeah.
He was. Yeah, but I'm not going to sit in a couch and say that to him because I don't want him to kill me.
I know him. You know Tyson? Yeah, I know Tyson.
Whoa. Yeah, and it's like.
Why would you bring it up to him? I don't even know.

I think even me saying that he was a convicted one just now, I might want to edit that out. I'm scared now.
Yeah, I'd be scared if I was you. Yeah, my nose is sweating.
Yeah. Imagine being a cross from me.
Just say it to me. I'd be like, so, Mikey, some of the critics are saying that it's a little interesting that you would meet with the Mayor Rob Ford because you are a convicted rapist.
Do you have anything to say about that? You could say that really well. That's what he did.
That's exactly what he said. That's exactly what he said.
Would you be able to do that, though, in my life? No. Oh, my God, no.
Yeah. This is what I would have said if I was interviewed.
Yeah, that's what I wanted. Okay, give it to me.
They give it to me, and I go. It's on the question.
Yeah. I got the card.
It's on the question. Now, Mike, met with us the the mayor rob ford now a lot of your critics are saying that uh my critics a lot of critics are out there saying that you that it's interesting for the mayor to meet with you considering the fact that you are a chef you're a chef is that right you're a chef i'm not chef i've cooked stuff up before.
But you're also somebody – you're – are you a rapper that says you're a rapper? You've been rapping? All right. We're going to go to commercial break.
I'm going to just storm out. Yeah.
I can't – that interview gave me the chill. Yeah.
I can't believe that Cosby interview. I've never seen that.
How have I never seen that? Seriously, dude, because I've been asked to do his podcast. Whenever podcast Whenever I run into him I have photos with him On Instagram He's super nice to me I'm Even just this What I just did here Scares you Can we cut it out He's a But he loves comedy He gets it I know I'm gonna just say Mike I'm on your side I mean I'm not though I don't know I can't I'm having a meltdown you trying to say? Nothing.
He's a change reform man.

He is a change guy.

He's one of the,

I can do that.

Yeah.

Literally one of the nicest guys ever met.

No, he's changed.

He's had a lot of struggles over the course of his life

and he's changed as the man.

He's become a new person.

I'm literally telling you

one punch from him,

even now.

How much would it be

to take a punch from Mike?

For real.

Right now.

Not at his prime.

Right now.

How much would I want to receive? There's no money because I would die no you could take one I don't think so do barehanded no with a glove for sure barehanded on the head yeah in the face one glove in the face no there's no way I would have I would have something wrong 50 50 what 50 50 million 50 bucks there's just no way what about you probably 10 million one punch yeah because can i come you you will when he hits me trust me yeah yeah the moment he punches me you just yeah i would you know what let's be real 10 million because that's enough to leave my family. If you were in a ring with Mike Tyson.
No.

For 50 million.

Okay.

And I was on your corner.

Oh my God, the funniest coach.

No, no.

You're not boxing. You're just going to take a punch from him, right?

Well, I'm just going to run as fast as I can.

Oh, so you're saying you want to do a round.

No.

If I took a punch, it'd be 10 million.

To fight would be, I would never want to do the whole round.

Yeah. I mean, 100 million.
I think as your your corner man i'd just be like i'm sorry the whole time you're just saying i'm sorry yeah yeah the moment we touch gloves yeah yeah sorry dude um i'll take care of things yeah you'll have to yeah yeah you won't have a choice eric will fill in because you would definitely he's my cut man cut man. Yeah.
Come on, man. By the way.
Yeah. I honestly think that you wouldn't be able to do Bad Friends for a year.
At least. Yeah, yeah.
And then the moment I get knocked out, all you hear is, hey, hey, hey. And Cosby's in the audience.
Yeah. That's insane.
Let me ask you this. If you were in prison with Cosby.
Yeah. What are your night talks like? Oh, I'm sharing a cell? I'm a celly? You're a cellmate're it's a bunk bed you know i mean he probably gets top bunk oh so scary that he gets on top i don't want him bottom bunk well you don't why oh you're right i can feel him climbing up then if i'm i feel him come down he would swing down so fast oh yeah right on top of you you'd never see right right okay i want top he would jump right on you right so you so you're laying there, and it's like, can you sleep?

I think that's what I would ask first.

Are you awake?

He's like,

just sitting here with my thoughts.

Yeah, and then what would I ask?

Like, what was the Cosby show like?

Was it fun?

No, what I would do is like,

no, I would be honest.

I would be honest. Yeah.
I mean, he's a rapist, but I'm do is like No, I would be honest I would be honest

Yeah

I mean, he's a rapist

But I'm here with Cosby

I have a compliment

So I'm gonna be like

You would compliment him?

You know, in terms of comedy

Yeah

You did a lot for us

For

And then I'd be like

Bill Cosby himself

Like, I remember going to camp

This really happened

I was in camp

And my cousin had Bill Cosby

Himself on

Just, you know

His record was aette. Oh, the cassette though.
Right, in the car. And I remember the fucking dental, the dentist bit.
Oh my God, yeah. So classic.
Yeah. And I remember as a kid just crying, laughing.
Yeah. It was so good.
I mean, the album was incredibly fun. It's an incredible album.

Yeah.

Also, here's what I love about just as a stand-up in that specific- You like him as a guy more than a stand-up, though.

No, I think that special also shows pacing.

His timing was great.

No, it's also-

There's gaps of him just sitting there and contemplating and taking his time.

Well, that was kind of his thing. It's a cool like control of the room.
Yeah. And confidence.
He was very influential. But Hannibal Buress, all it took was Hannibal like at a show to just be like, y'all don't even know to Bill Cosby a rapist.
And then it just blew everything up. It blew everything up.
It was wild that all it took was a stand-up comedian to blow up another stand-up comedian that people had talked about him roofing people for years. It's also there was already women out there accusing him.
Of roofing them. Of roofing and all that stuff.
And then just one comic does that. What an incredible.
What a crazy rollercoaster. And now he's out.
What a crazy 10 years out. If he showed up to the store tonight, you're on tonight.
Yeah. He shows up.
Yeah. Are you going to stay and do the show with him? Well, if I had to bring him up, I would do what Martin Lawrence does if he has to bring me up.
He just leaves. He'll leave.
Yeah, he doesn't even say your name. Yeah.
So the comic has to bring all the other comics on. What Martin Lawrence will do is just walk off stage.
And then you just walk on stage. It's so uncomfortable.
No one knows you're going off. So you just kind of walk up on stage.
Hey! One more time for Martin! It's so insane. I don't know why.
And he knows that he's doing that. He's been there enough where he's seen other people bring other people up.
Also, can I say this about him? I hate that. I used to open for him.
For Martin Lawrence? What happened was at the store, he used to do these main room shows on a Wednesday, Thursday. And he'd just be like, somebody would come up to me and go, Martin wants you to do open.
Oh, Martin wants you to open the show. Yeah.
So I would go up before him, but I was beating the green room and he wouldn't look at me. And every question that I have was through his road manager.
Shut up. Yeah.
So I go, can you ask? He's right here. I go, can you ask Martin how he wants me to bring him up? Did you try to talk to him at one point? Every time I talk to him, it's almost as if I'm not there.

Like I'm like an aboriginal.

Like I'm not there, right?

So it's like, and then he'll go, and then Mike will tell Martin,

what should you say?

Tell him to say, you know what I mean?

I'm right here.

Tell him to say this, and then he would tell me.

He didn't even look at you. No, so it would be like, I would get the same information twice.
Right? Because I had to get it through. He's like, tell him to do 15 minutes.
He's like, Martin, I'd like you to do 15 minutes. And this is another reason why I know.
Were you cool with him? I love him. I mean, he's a nice guy.
No, but I mean like, would you go say hi to him if you saw him? He wouldn't know who I was. He wouldn't see me.
But it would still be fun to go say hi to him. Yeah.
Hey, Martin. But here's how I knew.
And then he would ask his friend, who the fuck is that? And he'd go, who the fuck are you? Where I am in the black community in terms of where I stand. Super low.
I've asked the black community. You're very low.
But this is how I knew. Yeah.
So one time when I was doing Game On, did I tell you the story?

No.

I was with Keegan.

Mm-hmm.

And Keegan and I are talking because I was on Mad TV with Keegan for years.

Yeah.

And then he sees Cedric the Entertainer.

Mm-hmm.

And he goes, yo, yo, Cedric.

He goes, come on.

Let's go say hi.

So I run with Keegan.

Oh, yeah.

Right?

Then they hug, do a kiss, right?

I go, what's up, man?

I say it.

He doesn't even look at me.

Yeah, you don't exist.

Yeah.

And he's just talking to Keegan.

And I think I said one more, like 45 seconds later, I go, maybe he didn't hear me.

They're talking.

I'm like, what's up?

Nothing.

Nothing.

So I just kind of walked away.

Yeah, he doesn't want you there.

It was so pitiful. That's a black thing.
But why? Because a little asian came running up he doesn't want to pay i know but it's like he's like if i was seeing if i saw john cho right and some little black kid you know i mean like i know john cho right yeah and i'm with this you know let's say i'm with uh jamar neighbors littler Littler oh you mean a little physical person Doc Willis oh Doc Willis so there was a there used to be a parking lot guy and a very funny stand up yeah he's hilarious named Doc Willis yeah I run up with Doc to see John Cho if Doc said what's up man John would definitely look at him go what's up little's up? Hey, what's up, John Cho? Yeah, yeah. That's what Doc is saying like.

Hey, what's up, John Cho?

There's Doc Willis right there.

Little Doc Willis.

We love him.

He's so cute.

Why do you say little?

You don't say little.

You're the same height.

I know, but for black eye, that's not good.

Right.

Yeah, for black eye, it's short.

Yeah.

Right.

For an Asian guy, it's normal. When I shot the movie in Hungary and I worked together with Kevin.

Mm-hmm.

I'm taller.

You're taller than Kevin?

Yeah.

Are you really?

100%.

By how much?

By like this much. By like two inches? He could kill me because he's buff He's huge Yeah yeah But he's I'm this much taller And so I'd be like So Kevin What's up? It's the first time ever No So Kevin what's up? So you want to rehearse real quick? It was great It was great Did you make a comment about how you're taller than him? How tall is Kevin Hart? Between 5'2 and 5'4, that's so funny.
It says between. Between.
Like it fluctuates. Like his weight.
Because we did mine on 5'4 here. Remember we did the fucking measurement? 5'3 is what we learned.
We did the height. We did the thing on 5'4, right? It was 5'3.
Rudy, what was it? 5'3. 5'3.
Right, so he's 5'2. It says between 5'2 and 5'4.'s not 5'4 It seems like he might fluctuate There's I Bro I saw him like 30 times there And every time I had the thought I'm taller Maybe he's having Maybe he was having a bad height day Sometimes you have good height days You know when you feel No I'm taller You are? Yeah I'm taller People are blown away at how much taller I am than you People think They see us together at this desk they think we're the same size i know and then they see and then we put up a photo and they're like holy shit it's a gigantic size difference are we gonna keep doing live shows yeah we're gonna do tuesday right yeah we'll keep we'll do tuesday at down at brea yeah i'll come we'll go down but but but i gotta say we have to make a real tour out of this because we're doing shows in cancun we're're going to Cancun.
And by the way, last night we told people it was Cabo.

Like three people were like, how do we go to Cabo?

They'll be in Cabo.

They'll be in Cabo.

Okay, go to Cabo.

But what I realized last night was that if you and I,

let's say if we went on tour, we did 30-minute sets each.

And then did Time Together.

Time Together, Dan. Great show.
I know. We should do it.
Jules can come up and open. I cannot wait.
Oh, can you come on Tuesday? To not open, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes. No, to hang.
But also you have to introduce us. No.
Yeah, yeah. I can't.
Jules, Jules. I can't.
You have to. Jules, all you have to do is this.
Show up. It's not hard.
No. We're not asking you to write jokes or to perform.
You just gotta walk up in front of the audience. Just shut the fuck up! That's it.
And just listen. That's it.
Alright? And you're going to go, hi everybody. Can you say that? Do it now.
Hi everybody. No, there's a room full of people.
This is not a library. Just vocalize.
Hey, everybody. Hi, everybody.
Great. That's good.
Hey, Jules. People will cheer.
Oh, yeah. As you will cheer, right? Oh, yeah.
Are you guys ready for T2 Bob? You said I just have to introduce you. That is what he's doing.
That's what I'm doing. You can't just say hi by everybody and just walk off stage.
No, I'll just say, here's to Bobby and to Andrew. Yeah, yeah.
But with enthusiasm. With enthusiasm.
It's got to sound like you like it. Yeah.
See, can I just tell you something that happened the other day with her? So we're in the fucking driveway and our neighbors are cool guys. Yeah.
Right, young guys. And they play music.
They're in a they're young they're like 20 21 yeah her age okay and they're like um hey guys we're doing like a party next door you guys are welcome to come by great music beers have fun bunch of young people okay next door to my house so we meet kaila and jules were ready to go to go get ramen or get something to eat. And we looked at Jules and we go, I think you should go.
Send her by herself. You guys don't want to go.
Yeah. Because they're young people.
We know them. It's safe.
And she's like, no, no. And I'm like, yeah, I think because she's been trapped in the house for a year.
She doesn't hang out with anybody her own age. Why didn't you want to go over? I wanted to, but I'm shy.
Right. So then.
You live next to them. I know.
So I get in the car and it's two houses down. We just kind of stop her from the house and we look up.
There's lights. Having a blast.
People having beers and having a good time, right? And we just go, get out.

Oh, you kicked her out of the car?

Yeah.

Did you go?

And then, so this is, she goes, okay, so just go up the stairs.

We go, yeah.

So we drop her off.

We do a U-turn later, come back up to see if she went.

She's not there anymore.

She went home.

She went home.

I knew you went home.

Why did you do that?

I went up and then I tried to knock, but I couldn't. You don't knock at a fucking party.
You just walk in. I didn't know.
We got to teach this kid how to party. Yeah, yeah.
All you have to do is show up. If it's an open door like that, if it's a party, it just means come on in, say hi, and you just walk up to someone.
You knew the guys, right? Didn't you know them? No. You never met those guys.
But you knew they're our neighbors and they're young and stuff. And there was a bunch of people up there.
Are they famous kids? I don't know who they are. Probably YouTube people.
But then- We're YouTube people. That's right.
And we- So Kalina and I went to eat. We came back.
And she was at home. And she's still at home.
So you know what we did? Beat the shit out of her. We took her there.
Oh, you really walked her over there? Yeah. Really?

Yeah, and we go up there.

And?

She went up there,

and this is what she does.

This is so pitiful.

She goes up there,

the music's playing,

she puts on her video camera,

and she just does like a,

you know what I mean?

Like, I'm here.

A panoramic video thing, right?

And then she pushes pause,

she runs back downstairs

just to prove that she went.

Did you have anything to drink?

They gave me something. Oh my my god was bill cosby there wait a minute they gave you a drink you drank it yeah booze i don't know but it tasted like alcohol and then did you enjoy the drink it was fine how long did you stay 20 minutes that's not that's not even real that's that's why when we go to cancun yeah yeah you when are you 21 next year you can only have to be 18 to drink in mexico oh that's right yeah right so you can drink you can drink and party there's gonna be it's cancun so it's gonna be a lot of young people i mean i think that's the whole place i don't know why we're going yeah yeah they're gonna, yeah, yeah.
There's going to be way young people. There's going to be parties.
Wheelchairs for us. There's going to be parties.
You're drinking. You're doing drugs.
Because Just for Laughs are going to have those night parties that you have. Big time.
Big time at the bars. Yeah.
So you're going to be partying with the best comics on planet Earth. Your buddy Tom Segura is going to be there.
Tommy's going to be there. Anthony Jaselnik.
Jeselnik's going to be there. Who else? I don't even know.

I'd have to look up the...

Yeah, yeah, but a lot of big people.

A lot.

A lot of big names.

And you're going to be able to drink there.

Will you want to party there?

Yeah.

Jeffrey Epstein, he'll be there.

Jeffrey Epstein will be there.

He'll be there.

I think so.

Wait, so here you go.

So far for the Just for Laughs lineup that we're going to do in Cancun,

it is Jim Jeffries, Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser, Steve-O, Nicole Byer, Jay Farrow, Girls Gotta Eat with a podcast, Donnell Rawlings, Ron Funches, Goddamn Comedy Jam, Debra Giovanni, and of course, yours truly, the Bad Friends Crew. That's a lot of good people that you can party with.
You excited? Yeah. Couldn't care less.
All right, let me show you something. I got sent this.
This is wild. Hi, guys.
Hi, guys. I'm finally Korean.
I've transitioned. I'm so, so happy I completed my look.
I'm finally Korean, guys. I have the eyes.
I just had a brow lift as well. So I'm so happy.
Finally, I've been trapped in the wrong body for eight years. And that's the worst feeling in the world when you're trapped and you don't feel like you can be yourself but finally I'm Korean I can be myself and I'm so so happy ok ok we here at Bad Friends are very promotional for everyone being who they want to be.
Right, Bob? Look at me. Right, right.
We're being serious. Yeah.
I don't care if you were born a race or a gender and you want to switch it up. We are happy for you.
Whatever you want to do. Yeah.
That being said. Yeah.
Why would you want to be Korean? Of all the fun ones. It could have been Japanese is way more fun.

Or Chinese.

I mean, they're taking over the world, these guys.

God, it's so crazy.

It's so crazy that you say this.

Because, um.

Why would you want to be Korean?

If I was going to change my race,

I wouldn't go to Korean.

Japanese, at least. At first, I mean mean they're the best they really aren't the japanese are the best the japanese are the best good they're good who's better japanese or korean japanese really she loves anime yeah you're asking i wonder how many white people want to be Filipino.
I wonder.

I would be Filipino. I wonder.

I would be Filipino.

So if you had a choice between Korean and Filipino.

I'd be Filipino.

Why?

Because the color of their skin is beautiful.

Look at that brown.

It's brown.

It's like.

And yours is like.

It's beautiful.

It's not.

It's angelic.

It's urine.

It's almost.

It's not urine.

It's urinic.

It's a. It's like.
And yours is like. It's beautiful.
It's not. It's angelic.
It's urine. It's almost.
It's not urine. It's urinic.
It's urinic. It's not urinic.
It's not urinic. It's urinic in nature.
Look at how gorgeous their skin tone is. It's beautiful.
Brown skin. It's beautiful.
I would easily be Filipino over Korea. For sure.
Let's ask the other two white dorks in here. What about you guys? do you want to be uh here let's pete go first yeah yeah so scared so scared like it's such a puss i would choose korean i like their movies what korean movies do you love pete oh my god the uh old boy uh the uh uh trilogy.
Sympathy for the devil, yeah, okay. No, sympathy for Mr.
Vengeance and Lady Vengeance. Lady Vengeance, yeah.
Wow, Pete. Yeah.
Yeah. Pete, are you married to a Korean woman? No, to a Spanish woman.
Oh, George, you're married to a Korean, right? Yeah, okay, I go Korean all the way. There we go, there we go.
What a bitch. George, you're such a bitch.
Have your own stance, asshole. But here's the thing.
You know, growing up, I knew, like, secretly, a lot of Koreans growing up wanted to be secretly white. I know.
I love it. Say it again.
Annyeong, asayo. What is annyeong, asayo? Hello.
Annyeong means hello. Yeah.
What's asayo? Hello. No, it means this.'s a hello hello Yeah That's all It's an extra hello You know how I know What anyang means Why? From one of the best shows On television Or well that was I mean was What? What's probably One of the greatest comedies Ever assembled on television Adventure Time No it's It's Adventure Time has to be One of them Jason Bateman Was he in Adventure Time What's the best show That Jason Bateman's ever done He was in a Oh I know It was on I did the show So did I And I forgot it You go to jail When you get What do you When you get You go to jail When you get Purgatory Yeah Chained Chained.
Chained. Yeah.
Chained and purgatory. When you get...
No, it's another, just give, let me guess. Don't, don't please.
I'm giving you the easiest hint. No, you're not.
Give me another one. A police officer puts handcuffs on someone.
They just got what? Arrested for development. Arrested for development? Arrested for development.
Arrested development. Arrested development.
Yeah. Anyang.
They called him Anyang. They didn't understand.
He was saying Anyang, saying hello. They thought his name was Anyang.
Did you do the new one or the old one? Sadly, I did a new one. I did the new one as well.
Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to mock me.
No. I did a new one, but I actually enjoyed it.
Bateman was really cool. I wasn't on with Bateman.
Oh, really? No, I played a female gang member in a prison. That's funny.
And then I try to shank

somebody with a noodle.

I did a ramen shank.

God, that's funny.

Right?

Raw ramen.

Yeah, raw ramen.

But then they poured

hot water on it

and it dissolved.

That's funny.

It was me.

There he is.

There's Bobby right there.

The first one.

The very first one. Yeah.
The first one The very first one Yeah Poke The first one The first one The very first one That one Jeez There I am So that's Amy Hill She's on Magnum PI You look hot Thank you I like her on the right Amy Hill Yeah she's great She was great in Next Friday Oh yeah she was on Next Friday She's like What's up bitches yeah she's funny as shit dude she's so amy um is a good friend of mine i love her so much before we jump let's go back to oil london i have to go back to this this this person because it's a they correct correct all right so they came out yeah as korean yeah and this transition's been going on for quite a while what i was saying is is that i never thought in my mind because you know when I went to Korean church the Korean kids you know secretly we all wanted to be white of course you did but then as you get older there we go hold on anyone online as British because I identify as Korean. That's just my culture.
That's my home country.

That's exactly how I look now.

Yeah.

And I also identify as Jimin.

That's my Korean name.

But not only that, I just – I know it's a little bit confusing for some people.

Nobody's ever come out as Jimin or Korean.

But this is something that you guys know if you've followed my journey for the last eight years.

I've really struggled with identity issues.

Okay, push pause.

Push pause. He better have shaved his penis down oh he had a little snip snip he needs a snip snip they're like and now for the final stage because he if he has like you know a thick dick a thick white dick it's not gonna work for me yeah you want to be korean chop it off yeah yeah that's the final step yeah that's the final this is so interesting to me because i can't i can see both sides of this argument he's got to darken the dick too you You got to tan it off.
Yeah. That's the final step.
Yeah, that's the final step. This is so interesting to me because I can see both sides of this argument.

He's got to darken the dick too.

You got to tan it up.

Well, he's got to get a tan.

Make a purple.

He's way too white to be Korean.

Because Korean penises have purple shading in it.

Do they really?

Yeah.

Like the sack is very dark.

Well, your sack is very dark.

No, our sack.

Yours.

As a people.

I think I've seen other.

Google, are Korean sacks always dark?

Are Korean balls nutsacks always dark? Because yours is dark no it's they're all i'm not an anomaly no i think you are if i had if there was a dark sack competition in korea i wouldn't win it you get close i would take third third or fourth you'd be on the podium you'd place i would probably yeah do asians have small testicles that's not what south korean nut rage family has a darker history of what does that say yeah yeah why is nut sack skin darker on the than the rest of me a korean man's plight that's well okay you got dark sacks bud yeah why do you think that is i don't know so what do we think about this people are people are you mad about white people transitioning into korean i like it you like it yeah it's proud, it's proud. But is it okay? They weren't born Korean.
Just because you grew up in Korea, but do you think it's okay to change your structure of your face? No, it's like nowadays the rules have changed. You are who you say you are.
Okay. What are you? I'm Korean.
Okay, me too. Okay.
I am Korean. I accept it.
And you know what? As a Korean, I hate Koreans. They make me sick.
They're the worst people that have ever... They're disgusting.
Why? Because I'm Korean. I can say that.
Wow. Since you're Korean now, right? Since you're Korean now, right? You could just freely say...
Of course I can. Yeah, yeah.
As a Korean, say it. As a Korean...
I can say it. Yeah, yeah.
I can say it. Yeah, yeah.
Do it. Korean? I can.
Yeah. I don't need to.
But you won't. I don't need to.
Okay. You don't need to.
Because I think that's racial... Because you're not Korean.
Yes, I am. Yeah.
I am Korean. Yeah.
I am who I say I am. We've got a great game now.
We're going to have to have Rudy named Oscar winning actors And you guys can guess What movie they were Actually won their Oscar for Does everyone get a shot? I think that's what we should do Who is that Rudy? Who is that Rudy? I don't know Can I guess like what movie? Godfather He was in the Godfather He is Yeah And that was crazy that she announced that How do you know that I don't know What was his character's name How about this If you know his fucking character's name... Okay, give me a hint.

No.

No, that's not true.

Because I'll give you $100,000.

Hint!

$100,000.

Holy shit.

Give me a hint!

$100,000?

Will you really give her $100,000?

Yeah, but she's not going to be able to get it.

There's no way.

Maybe she will.

Because Godfather was a long shot.

Because she would have to know the family's name in the Godfather.

She doesn't know that.

Maybe she does.

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah.

Look at your phone.

Yeah, no, no.

Don't look at your phone.

His name was, in The Godfather's name was Michael Corleone.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

You could have let her guess Michael.

Yeah, yeah.

Rudy gets a point if she can guess the actor name,

and you guys get a point if you can guess the Oscar that they won.

Which movie?

I think I can give a shot, but go ahead.

What's his name?

Give me a hint. It breaks my heart because he's literally one of the greatest actors that's ever lived.
That's ever lived. Ever lived.
The fact that you don't know who Ray Liotta is is just so annoying to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's Ray Liotta.

Incredible.

Okay, so what movie did you win an Oscar for?

What movie did you win an Oscar for?

Do you know his name for real?

Al Pacino.

Al Pacino.

What movie?

Dog Day Afternoon.

I got it.

Scent of a Woman.

Yes.

I get a point. Yes, you did.
I love this stuff. One for me.
Don't you think Dog Day Afternoon was a better movie? Dog Day Afternoon. I got it.
Scent of a Woman. Yes.
I get a point. Yes.
I love this stuff. One for me.
Don't you think Dog Day Afternoon was a better movie? Annika! That was a great movie. One of the great.
And I like the documentary about the real guy. Yeah.
Did you see that one? You know how strange it, just real quick, when talking about Dog Day Afternoon and how powerful the movie was. Here's a guy who has, it's like, what a great story of an emotional breakdown of someone who's trying to yeah to rub it and then is for those that don't know you're a little late to the game then comes out it's about coming out his sexuality coming out yeah i mean the movie is so good fucking deep and weird and good and like unexpected yeah if you've never seen, you don't know.
What's his name? Can I guess just the movie he was in? He's been in a lot of movies. So many films.
But he's in The Silence of the Lambs. Yeah.
Yes, that's true. What's his name? He was the doctor in The Silence of the Lambs.
Yeah. Cann yeah yeah but still a doctor nonetheless Anthony Hopkins what did he win an Oscar for Bob? that's a hard one that's a hard one it's what? two movies oh he won two Oscars you're saying yeah silence of the lambs yep but what's the other one? just this year I I don't know.
Wait, just what? Just this year?

Just this year, 2021. I didn't watch the fucking Oscars.

I have no idea what happened this year.

Wait, what was he in this year?

What happened?

I know he was nominated because Steve Yun, Yun,

Yun, was nominated as well for Midori.

Minari.

Minari.

That's what I said.

Yeah, Midori Sour.

Give us a hint about the movie that he was in.

It's not the mother, but... The father.
Give us a hint about the movie that he was in. It's not the mother, but...

The father.

Yes.

Good hint.

I have no idea what that is.

She's Captain Marvel.

She's Captain fucking Marvel.

I don't know her name.

That's so funny.

That's so funny.

You know why?

Why?

Because these white actresses, to her, they're all the same.

She couldn't tell... She thinks that's Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah. You think that's Jennifer Lawrence? All right.
She thinks they're all the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She won for Room. Yes.
Right? Room. Got a point.
Yes. You got a point.
1-1? Yeah, 1-1. Okay, go ahead.
Bobby's got two. I got two.
Bobby is two. Okay.
No, Signs and Lambs, we both said. What do you mean do you mean that doesn't count okay i know who that is let her guess i've never seen him are you really he has a famous brother who is also an actor how you like them apples well these are way too specific you'll never know who this is this is casey that's ben affleck's brother ben affleck's brother who when he received his oscar was um i saw the movie but I forgot what that movie was called.
That he did?

Yeah.

Something about the sea.

It was called...

Old Man and the Sea.

No, what was it called?

It was called...

Close, close.

Sea.

No, I know it.

Manchester.

Manchester by the Sea.

Yes.

Yeah.

You can't get...

Nah, we'll just wash it.

We'll wash it, yeah.

It's a wash.

It's a wash.

Ooh.

Kate Blanchett.

Yes.

And what did she win for? I don't know. Come on.
You know? Thor Ragnarok. No.
I don't think Thor's won any Oscars. Thor Ragnarok.
Do you think Thor, the movie Thor, has won an Oscar? Yeah, I don't know what she won an Oscar for. Do you? I'm trying to think.
Was it a really long time ago, Pete? 2014. 2014 no not that long ago i got let me ask let me guess okay blue jasmine yes damn woody is that three yes three charlie's uh i got this one yeah fast and furious nine i saw it last night it was so good yeah she won one for monster so good You didn't say it.
So. Okay.
Do we have the name? No, she has no idea. Charlie's better on.
At this point, this is for us. The listeners don't even give a shit about this at all.
Okay. This guy right here is the greatest actor.
No. One of them.
Not of all time. But one of.
Yeah. Yeah.
I would. He would be a really strong argument that he was the greatest of all time.
You're not going to include someone like, you know, Mel Gibson in there? No. This guy right here, do you know his name? Three names.
It's three names. Give me a hint.
Okay. Okay, so his middle name is the opposite of night.
Day? Yeah. And his last name sounds like a group of people that you love.
Brown? That's true. Yeah, yeah.
Day Brown. So he actually got it.
Day Brown. Day Brown.
Yeah. What's the first name? Ian.
Ian Day Brown. Ian Day Brown.
That's Ian Dan Brown, yeah. Ian DeBrown.
That's what I call him. Ian DeBrown.
Ian DeBrown. Daniel? Day Lewis.
Day Lewis. Day Brown that's what they call him Ian Day Brown

Daniel

Day Lewis

Day Lewis

Daniel Day Lewis

what did he win for Bob?

There Will Be Blood

yes

he's got three Oscars

yeah

holy sh-

three?

three Oscars

Lincoln

yep

There Will Be Blood

and what?

nothing about feet

what'd you just say?

oh I know

my left foot

oh yeah

my left foot

come on

you remember this guy

Denzel Washington

Thank you. What? What about feet? What'd you just say? Oh, I know.
My left foot. Oh, yeah.
My left foot. Come on.
You remember this guy. Denzel Washington.
No, that's Dave Chappelle. That's Dave Chappelle right there.
How do you know? Yeah. That's Dave Chappelle.
He got COVID. That's what he looks like when he got COVID.
That's Dave Chappelle post-COVID. Post-COVID.
That's what happens when he gets COVID. Yeah.
You did his monologue last week. Yeah.
So what did he win an Oscar for? Just throw the name that you did the monologue for. Training Day? Yeah.
Training Day. Did he win for Training Day? Yes.
Yes. Yeah, that was the movie.
You get a point. Oh, you like her.
You know her. It's either Emma Watson or Emma Stone.
God, I love you so much, Rudy. I say that.
I say stuff like that. Yeah.
Because I can't tell. Yeah, me either.
This is Emma Stone. Emma Stone.
Okay. I love you so much, Rudy, that I say that.
I say stuff like that. Yeah.

Because I can't tell.

Yeah, me either.

This is Emma Stone.

Emma Stone.

Okay.

I don't know.

Emma Watson is Harry Potter.

I don't know what Emma Stone got an Oscar for.

La La Land.

La La Land, yeah.

Oh, you get a point.

I mean, sure.

She's in a first.

Okay, yeah, no, no.

All right, so go ahead.

Who got that one?

Rudy.

I think, I guess.

Okay.

Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones.
But which one? But which one? Temple of Doom? No, The Sleeping Left Eye. The Wandering Left Eye? Yeah, The Wandering Left Eye.
Oh, this is one of the best. One of the best actresses Of all time

Probably

It's like her and Streep

Yeah

Honestly, what this is gonna do, Jules

Is we're just gonna go back home

And I have to educate you

On this shit

Because this she, you should know

Who is she?

Frances McDormand

McDormand

She's married to Ethan Coen? Yes. Is it Ethan or Joel? Joel Coen.
No, wait. No, maybe it is Ethan Coen.
There's two brothers, Ethan and Joel Coen. They're great directors.
And they usually use her. She was also in Raising Arizona.

I don't know if you remember.

Oh, yeah, she was.

She was in Raising Arizona.

She's done probably a lot of them,

but the best one she did was the first one,

which was Blood Simple.

You think it's her best movie?

I mean, it was a great movie, Blood Simple.

If you watch it, it's like low budget,

and it's her first movie with these guys in the 80s.

It's pretty good. But sometimes you have an affinity for the original.
Like people love Bottle Rocket, but I don't know if that's as good as people want it to be. I love that movie.
It's good, but I think you like it because it's original. She was in Fargo? Yes.
What's the one about that where her daughter gets sexually assaulted in that town? Is that it, too? Which one's the one that she just did? Norman Land? Yes. She won it for Norman Land? Yep.
Yep. Guess this year.
And the one that I'm talking about, it's called... She's won three, right? So I got two of them already.
What? Stop. I know.
What's the score so far, George? Oh, who cares? Yeah, this movie, this game is just like... It's like Bobby's taking it away with...

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Here's George just putting his balls in your mouth when he says...

Oh, Bobby's not going to lie, Bob.

Let's just move on, guys.

Andrew has five, and Rudy has five with a couple of double points.

All right, Rudy.

I think Rudy won.

I think we're done.

Okay. Yeah.
Woo.

Yeah.

Woo.

Yeah.