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Speaker 1 You two are bad friends.

Speaker 2 Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 19

Speaker 2 and an Asian dude.

Speaker 1 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 2 We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 The Patriots playing something else. Yeah.
But I didn't know that was your hometown club. Hometown club.
The clubs versus the clubs. What year do you think this jersey's from? 19, 19, 19.
1919?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Bob? 319s.
That's actually really close. 19, 19, 19? No, seriously, you're like a couple years old.
What is it? 1917. 1917.
That's what I said. Yeah, you said 1919.

Speaker 2 And I can't wait for you and your family. Is your family still in town? Yeah, they're here.
Oh, the joy of it all. Did you see the minivan I was driving? The joy of all.
Is it pleasant?

Speaker 2 Is it pleasant? Pleasured? Is it pleasure? Is it pleasant to have my parents here? For how long have they been here? For over a week? Well, we drove to Northern California, went to Carmel. We drove.

Speaker 2 We drove all the way up to

Speaker 2 see the wine country

Speaker 2 with my wife family. And look at how delicious this Cabernet tastes.
It's got a

Speaker 2 scent of nutmeg and fig.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then we're going to drive back

Speaker 2 and watch the big game at four. Yeah.
And then make and make Bobo wake up from the jet lag. Oh.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 you. Oh, you.
Oh, you.

Speaker 2 Oh, you.

Speaker 2 You. Oh, you.
I have to wake up and do stuff because I'm a 50-year-old man.

Speaker 2 You know, a job. A 50-year-old John.
Let me see something.

Speaker 2 You're a 5-0.

Speaker 2 When I was working at a Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 Can I finish my job? You got like 20 years left. You should be waking up early, enjoying the date.

Speaker 2 Jules, let this be a lesson to you.

Speaker 2 When you have a job. She's not in the mood today.
She doesn't want to hear any of it. Jules, when you have a job and it starts at four, usually, right?

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 they switch it around on you, you too will be a little upset. Because

Speaker 2 it isn't. Yeah, but that's not when the job is.

Speaker 2 That's not when the job is. Jobs change.
What? Times change. This is not this different job.
This is the same job. We do this job at a certain time, right?

Speaker 2 And no matter what happens, a game or the family needs to go up north and go to wine country. We don't switch it around.
Well, we don't switch it around? Or when you go to Hungary for nine weeks?

Speaker 2 That's a job.

Speaker 2 If you were working

Speaker 2 at at four, I'd be like, fuck yeah, do it. You're named

Speaker 2 family in a minivan. I am going to work.
Game. Yeah.
No one gives a shit about. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 That is my job to care about my team. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not your team.

Speaker 2 It's my team. Is it the Chicago? Yeah.
Are they playing? Yeah.

Speaker 2 You said it's Boston versus LA. You don't hear anything I say.
You said it's Boston versus L.A. Chicago.
Cubs versus Dodgers. The Boston Cubs.

Speaker 2 It's not the Boston Cubs. We have good news here on.
I don't want to hear it. It's not going to switch.
Bring up the photo.

Speaker 2 Chris DeStefano had his baby, but look what he brought his child into the world wearing. A Rudy Bad Friend sweater.
How awesome is that? How many babies does he have?

Speaker 2 That's his second biological child. He has two kids.

Speaker 2 How many kids does he have in the house? Well, three because he's got a boy from his.

Speaker 2 It's not that big of a deal, is it? Three kids? He has them.

Speaker 2 If it was his first, it would have been like, whoa, pop, pop, pop. You know, this is huge.
This is huge. It is.
Why? This is a big deal. Why?

Speaker 2 Because the baby, well, I should have said, I shouldn't have said, girl, the baby hasn't chosen its gender.

Speaker 2 And we're going to let the baby decide. So right now, he's got a genderless, beautiful little thing.
Oh,

Speaker 2 it's a big deal.

Speaker 2 No, I should have texted them. The baby has a gender reveal party.
Let me text him because I haven't. Coming up.
The baby gets to do a gender reveal party.

Speaker 2 That's funny. That's funny.

Speaker 2 I'll be honest with you. Why don't you call him? Call him.

Speaker 2 I'll be honest with you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 For some reason, I don't care, but I'm going to call him.

Speaker 2 You don't care that one of our closest friends just had a child and brought a child to you?

Speaker 2 His friend got me COVID. You're right.
No, no, no, no, you're right. He brought the friend.
No, you know what? You're right. You actually still have a little issue.
But

Speaker 2 you know what? You want to see acting? Look at how handsome this guy is, though. Great.
I love him. You want to see acting? Yeah.
I'm going to see you care. You want to see acting?

Speaker 2 I want to see it right now. There we go.

Speaker 2 Here's some acting. Excited.

Speaker 2 Hi.

Speaker 2 Hey, I just want to say, man, oh, God, man, I just, it brings tears to my eyes that you're the baby. Is the baby healthy?

Speaker 2 The baby's healthy. And actually, when she was born, she looked like a small Asian man.

Speaker 2 So I asked Jazz a couple of questions about her interactions with you, and she said she's pretty certain you're not the father. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because I haven't been in the East Coast in a while, you know, so I don't think it's mine.

Speaker 2 But my point, though, being is that, you know, you having a baby, is like me having a baby It's like Andrew having it's like a family baby and I just really appreciate it and I'm congratulations I mean it's it's a life-changing experience It is yeah, no, it is to have two little girls now

Speaker 2 Really just like reconfirms to me that I have gay sperm and I'm accepting of it Well, I think it would mean that you have athletic sperm not gay sperm

Speaker 2 Well, I have, at the very least, trans sperm. Yeah, yeah, I guess.
So is the baby genderless?

Speaker 2 Right. Well, they actually asked for the, you know, it wasn't like this with Delilah six years ago, but they asked on the birth certificate, it said male, female, non-binary.

Speaker 2 So we asked her, and she kind of just vomited a little bit. So we took that as non-binary.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, good.
Congratulations. So we kind of, we're pretty clear about what it is then.
We love you, Chris. Yes.
All right. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 It's a big deal, and it's great.

Speaker 2 So congratulations for me. And this is Bob, by the way.
And I love you. And I'll see you on the back side of things.
All right? Okay. Okay.
Bye-bye. I love you.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 2 Trump 2024.

Speaker 2 By the way, this jersey is 1917. I just corrected.
I was going to say, it's a big deal.

Speaker 2 It's a really big deal. It's a year off.
It's a really big deal.

Speaker 2 I just wanted to celebrate. I wanted to celebrate

Speaker 2 Chris DeSteffano's baby. More importantly, is Britney Spears is what we really want to talk about today.
Big deal going on with Britney Spears. Do you know?

Speaker 2 I mean, it's like asking me if I know is asking me about Megan Markle and the Prince. Harry, I know, I might, I know it all.
You do? Well, I'm vaguely familiar with it. I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 2 I don't know much about it. Like, I follow Britt on Instagram.
I follow her too. I like her dances.
Yeah, I like her dances. I just like her whole vibe.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 She's trying to get out of her conservatorship. And

Speaker 2 what's the guy's name downstairs? What's the guy's name? Downstairs from where? Right here. What's his name downstairs? Andreas? The other guy.
Pete? Pete?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is Pete here? He is. Yeah, yeah.
I'm here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm here. Yeah.
Pete compiled some audio for us of B. Spears.
Give it to us, Pete. Let's hear.

Speaker 3 Three days later, after I said no to Vegas, my therapist sat me down in a room and said he had a million phone calls about how I was not cooperating in rehearsals and I haven't been taking my medication.

Speaker 3 All of this was a false.

Speaker 3 He immediately, the next day, put me on lithium out of nowhere. He took me off my normal meds I'd been on for five years.
Pause. And lithium is a very, very short.

Speaker 2 What's with all the text messages and all that stuff? Is that whoever recorded it? Yeah, it's whoever recorded it. It's part of the audio.
So her therapist gave her lithium. They're trying to try.

Speaker 2 This poor girl has been under

Speaker 2 medication. This is like slave shit, though.
This is scary, dude. Yeah.
That's scary. They enslaved their own kid.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on in her mind. Well, how could she?

Speaker 2 She doesn't know. She's been under the influence.
Right, so I don't know the specific situations

Speaker 2 that she's involved. I don't know what

Speaker 2 happened for her the father to go all right that's enough i mean she shaved her head with that one time rumor a long time ago yeah and she hit the car

Speaker 2 yeah she went a little crazy you know what i mean why did she hit the car with the umbrella i don't know so it's like she didn't i don't know what the specifics are yeah that's what i'm saying i don't know the details i don't know the details so it's like but i believe that one should be free in america free brittany and she has you know, her own money that she's earned.

Speaker 2 She should have full access to it. But she doesn't have access to it.
She should have access to it. Of course, course, but she does it.
That's what's creepy. Yeah, get her the access to her money.

Speaker 2 And if she is crazy and can't take care of herself, I guess she's going to die. Oh, man.
You know what I mean? But just let her be free. Let her be free.
This is free, Brittany.

Speaker 2 Let me hear some more of this stuff that she's saying.

Speaker 3 Once you see someone, whoever it is in the conservatorship, making money, making them money and myself money and working,

Speaker 3 that whole statement right there, the conservatorship should end. There should be no, I shouldn't be in a conservatorship if I can work and provide money and work for myself and pay others.

Speaker 2 It's totally true.

Speaker 2 You know what I hear in that? That's really strange.

Speaker 2 You know how they say when they like, um, when somebody like makes it young or they like kind of manipulate you when you're young in the business and you kind of like remain a child forever, kind of like Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 It's like, yeah, you know, he would talk with like this little baby.

Speaker 2 He's like, she kind of has that baby voice thing. And it's weird.
It's, she's got that, like, it's like they trapped her into like

Speaker 2 bring up the photo of her from Hit Me One More Time when they, when they made her like the,

Speaker 2 it was like a schoolgirl outfit. Remember this? Yeah.
Hit me baby one more time. Do you remember this? Yeah.
The music video?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I've can I just say this, but I know fifth-year-old women in LA who talk like that like that. I know, because something's wrong.
No, that's just the way they talk. No, something's wrong.

Speaker 2 Do you think she's hot there, Bob? I never, I was never into her. 16.
That's 16. So they made her a sex symbol at 16, and then they trapped her and stole all of her money.

Speaker 2 Do you think she'd be stable now in her 30s? It'd be impossible.

Speaker 2 They made her a sex symbol for grown men, and she was 16, and then they trapped her and then stole all of her money. Of course, she was going to turn out wonky.
How could you fix that?

Speaker 2 They put picktails on a 16-year-old and made her out to be like a,

Speaker 2 I don't know, mid-to-like someone in her mid-20s. Like they made her a sex icon.
Yeah. I feel bad for her, dude.
She's that's crazy.

Speaker 2 It's not as if, though, she's like, her dad was like, you're going to do this no matter what. She's like, I want to do that.
She wanted to be famous. Young people wanted to be famous.

Speaker 2 That's why Rudy is here. She wants to be famous.
Yeah, but that situation. Oh, really?

Speaker 2 You don't want to be famous? Yeah, yesterday she was like, Gita Bambi, can I take acting classes? No!

Speaker 2 And I go, what kind? She goes, I would like to do

Speaker 2 it's a method acting class. You want to do method acting?

Speaker 2 I go, like, Robert De Nara. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at her.
Now you're acting like that. That's actually good.

Speaker 2 Now that's a very good acting. Now you're acting like that.
You're like, so I want the most expensive one with the young Hollywood are going to be.

Speaker 2 And I go, really?

Speaker 2 She goes, and she strictly says, says, I've been working on monologue. Oh, you have? Well, she's been working on monologues.
What monologue are you working on, really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Get her a monologue. Get her a monologue in a movie.
You've been working on monologue? Yeah, she has been. Yeah, yeah.
You know, Bobby's forcing me to do it. No, he's not.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Now you think I'm like, this is the conservator she's dad. You think I'm Britney's dad? Oh, my God.
I see it.

Speaker 2 This is the conservator's dad.

Speaker 2 Do the move.

Speaker 2 Do the move. Dance.

Speaker 2 Dance.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're going to do it, and you're taking method, and you're taking improv and you're gonna make you're the next star method acting so get her a monologue what's a what do you mean what's method acting yeah what is that it's it's um a lot of times people actors will

Speaker 2 live the life of the character they're gonna play yeah so they pretend to be that 24 hours a day 24 hours a day like daniel day lewis played lincoln and he lived as lincoln like he lived as if he was in the time like robert de niro when he did taxi driver actually became a taxi driver for like a month yeah he took his life took the license took new yorks yeah he took the license and everything so that he can can you believe that that's when you really get involved oh yeah training day king kong let's see you read this this is this is probably one of the greatest yeah yeah monologues just right there all right so listen let's give you the setup right you're alonzo harris yeah

Speaker 2 all right you're alonso harris you're in south central los angeles you've just realized that everybody has turned against you but you're actually the bad guy in in truth right you've really pitted everyone against themselves so what you're what you're now yelling is you're trying to regain control and power.

Speaker 2 So, I want you to read this like you're angry and you want power back again.

Speaker 2 And there's also some, you have to read the whole thing because it's like you're playing a character. It's a claw.

Speaker 2 I know, and then some of the words, you know what I mean, you're not going to want to say, but we'll bleep it. You do it first.
No, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing it.

Speaker 2 No, you have to do it.

Speaker 2 Ah, you. Come on.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, you motherfucker. Get into it.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay, okay, go commit don't don't stop doing great

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 all right

Speaker 2 I'm putting cases on all you bitches

Speaker 2 You think you can do this shit Jake

Speaker 2 You think you can do this to me? Smack your chest hit your chest you motherfuckers. I'll be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you.
Show program.

Speaker 2 23-hour lockdown.

Speaker 2 I'm the man up in the space. Yell it, hell.
Come on. Yellow.

Speaker 2 I'm the man up in the space.

Speaker 2 You'll never see the light of...

Speaker 2 Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm calling me.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I run shit around you.
No!

Speaker 2 I run shit around you. I run shit around you.

Speaker 2 You just live here. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right. You better walk away.
Go ahead and walk away. Cause I'm gonna.
Cause I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down. This is the biggest part.
Here you go, go.

Speaker 2 King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right.
That's right.

Speaker 2 That was great.

Speaker 2 That's great. Media will get you an acting coach.
I really think so.

Speaker 2 Denzel Washington.

Speaker 2 Did you not know that? I knew that.

Speaker 2 That's one of the best. Did you know what we didn't know before, though? You kind of.
I kind of knew.

Speaker 2 Have you never seen Training Day, this movie? Wow. What a great movie.
You guys should play that in your house for her so she can see it. Yeah, what a great movie.
Ethan Hawk. Denzel Washington.

Speaker 2 Because do you ever go to the dining cart? The dining cart? Yeah. What is that? So on 6th Street, if you go way past Koreatown into downtown, there's like a restaurant called the Dining Cart.

Speaker 2 It's 24 hours a day, and it's

Speaker 2 tuxedos, like the servers have tuxedos. It's a steakhouse.
Bring it up. But you can go there at 2-3 in the morning and get a prime rib, baked potato.
Oh, the Pacific Dining Car. Yeah.
Oh, I know this.

Speaker 2 Have you been there? No, but I know. When you said dining carts, I didn't know what that was.
But yeah, I know. I said it wrong.
Yeah, but I know what this is. Yeah, the Pacific Dining Car.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know what this is.

Speaker 2 But training day,

Speaker 2 there was a scene with the detectives during the day that was

Speaker 2 in that restaurant. So I was like sitting in that section.
Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love being in that section.

Speaker 2 Is that your favorite little spot downtown? It's my favorite because it's 24 hours. You can get like high-end steakhouse food.

Speaker 2 Have you ever been to Philippe's? I love Philippe's. But that's like more

Speaker 2 10 cent coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I love Philippe's.
Philippe's the double dip sandwich. Oh, my God.
Give me a break. Give me a macaroni.
Give me a break.

Speaker 2 And I just, I like also just waiting in that line and the sawdust on the ground. I love it.
I love it. You know that's an old elementary school.
You know that, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Mental institution for kids. It was.
Yeah. It was.
It was kids that went to school.

Speaker 2 They should electric shot. So back in the...

Speaker 2 Why are you smiling?

Speaker 2 That's not funny. That's not funny.
That's not funny. That kids used to get electrocuted there.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So back in the day in the 50s, they had this

Speaker 2 police officer named Officer Doole. McDoo.
D-U-E-L. Yeah, they used to call him Dooley.
Yeah, Dooley. They call him Officer McDowell.
They go, Dooley. Dooley.
And there was a lot of

Speaker 2 kids that were like orphans all over L.A., right? And he had a mandate, capture them.

Speaker 2 That was actually a slogan.

Speaker 2 Capture the little bastard. Yeah, the bastards.
Capture the little bastard. Capture the little bastard.
Yeah, yeah. And what he used to do is they used to take this yellow bus.
Like an old school bus.

Speaker 2 Like an old school yellow bus. And they used to go around and they used to take like what they captured dogs with.
Yeah, like the old, like the old,

Speaker 2 it's like a it's like a belt belt with a pole on it. And they grab it and zap and

Speaker 2 they get you. And these kids were like five or six years old and they would like from behind, their necks would slap back

Speaker 2 and they would drag them they would go

Speaker 2 they would make a noise

Speaker 2 because they get hooked like this and they get dragged and they make

Speaker 2 you know what i mean it hated it right because it was electrocuted and have you ever seen have you ever seen in los angeles where there's tennis shoes over telephone poles okay that's right the kids would get and their shoes would come right off their feet but that's where it comes from yeah that that people that's all the kids that's where all kids america used to put tennis shoes together throw over poles telephone wires yeah and homage to what they did after the dually did in the dually days, yeah.

Speaker 2 So then they was to take them to the restaurant Philippe's, right here, and that's why they call it Philippe's because the first kid was named Philippe. Yeah, Philippe.
Yeah, Philippe Golden.

Speaker 2 Now it's a. What's so funny? Nothing.

Speaker 2 Why are you laughing at it?

Speaker 2 That's not it. I think you're making it up.
Oh my god, why would I, how would we make something like that up? Okay, then search it.

Speaker 2 We just said Philippe. No, like the children.
Search the children? Search the children. Search children, children kidnapped.
Children kidnapped. Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead. It'll come up.
Watch.

Speaker 2 Boom. There's one of them right there.
No, go to the images. That was Philippe.
That's Philippe. That was Philippe.
Images. Images.
Go back to Philippe. There he is.
Down down right there in the red.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's Philippe. That's Philippe right there.

Speaker 2 That's Philippe there. There's Philippe right there.
God, it's so sad. So sad.
So anyway, they used to put all the kids in this building in LA, right?

Speaker 2 And they used to electroshock them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. All day long, hundreds of kids

Speaker 2 like that.

Speaker 2 And let me tell you something. And

Speaker 2 the electric charge they would send through them,

Speaker 2 it would push back out. It powered the city.
The entire downtown Los Angeles was powered by the electric, the ACDC current charge that powered all the buildings. So the big U.S.
bank building.

Speaker 2 Every time a kid was electric, it would light up really bright for hours.

Speaker 2 Here's a little tidbit, right? They would put a tube attached to their, you know what I mean, spine. Spinal, yeah, the spinal tube.

Speaker 2 And when they electrocute it they would get a juice like a liquid out of it the spine and that's the liquid they make to use ranch dressing

Speaker 2 i don't know you know you don't know you know how nobody knows what's in ranching

Speaker 2 that's it that's it just a little bit of that the liquid and they still have some of the liquid from these kids spines and they make ranch dressing all over the world honestly i can't believe you don't believe that it's a little annoying that you don't believe that at all let me i'll watch i'll call philippes and i'll ask

Speaker 2 i'm telling you. We'll call Philippe's restaurant.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know, I hate calls like this.

Speaker 2 Who cares?

Speaker 2 We look forward to serving you. Thank you.
Bye-bye. Oh, they just, they don't, you don't get to call anybody.

Speaker 2 The fuck. You don't even get to call anybody.
No.

Speaker 2 Well, that bit didn't work. Yeah.

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Speaker 2 By the way, speaking of Los Angeles history, I saw you post the other day about

Speaker 2 Koreans for life. You're going out to dinner with Koreans.
What is this? What are you trying to say?

Speaker 2 Well, I'm doing a thing.

Speaker 2 You're working really hard on trying to get into this stop asian hate stuff well you know people you know we've been talking about it and i've brought it up a bunch of times to people about like because you're trying to get on the aapi uh because i i was talking about it on my podcast i'm talking about you're people are like kind of joking around like they're never gonna let you in this and that and i made that a challenge so i've been calling the most high profile asian actors i can so it's extremely disingenuous no it's real no no i know but you don't no because you just want it because you want to.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. You want to complete something.
No, no, no. I've been, you think we're having just dinner? I'm showcasing my abilities.
Yeah, no, I know. It's disingenuous.
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 No, I'm telling them. I'm showing them that.

Speaker 2 Are you telling them you're doing this only for yourself or because you actually care about it? I care about... That's why I think that my voice counts.

Speaker 2 I think my voice is going to help. So I've been hitting up.
You know what I mean? I got fucking

Speaker 2 lines up to all kinds of fucking people, dog. Why don't you just do it? Why don't you just post something about it about me? No, no, no, I need to be included because I like the montage of it.

Speaker 2 No, because, yeah you want the you want the fame element

Speaker 2 you don't want to do it you know you're being you're really pissing me off right now you don't want it you're making my neck hurt right now you're not doing it altruistically you're not doing it because i don't know what the word means i know you don't you're not doing it because you want to receive uh positive vibes internally you want to do it because you want other people to recognize that you're a part of it

Speaker 2 is that true or not no it's not and i take offense to it because wait listen here's the thing you take offense to that i do because i have a i have a mother what the what does that even mean of course no i have a mother no all right and she's a happens to be Asian.

Speaker 2 And I have thoughts. Get out of town.
Yeah, I have thoughts. I tell my mom all the time, I go, Mom, you got to be careful out there.
There's Asian hate. And she goes, Babby, I'm okay.
I'm okay.

Speaker 2 I'll be okay. You think your mom's getting jumped in Scott's Day? I'm just saying that, like, now when I see an old Asian person get attacked, right?

Speaker 2 I kind of envision, what if that was my mom, right? Which makes me very angry and it makes me want to like say something. So just say something on Instagram.

Speaker 2 No, I have to be a part of the PCA that everyone else is. I have to be there with George Takai and Sandra O and all these fucking people.
Why does Ken Jong Jong and Randall Park and all these guys?

Speaker 2 I want to get asked to do a fucking PCA. I will say it and I will do it.

Speaker 2 You know how you're watching one of those things? And then it's like all these names and then there's always like a guy in there that you're like, who the fuck is that guy? Yeah, there's some guys.

Speaker 2 I don't even know who they are that you look them up. You know, you'll be another one of those guys.
You'll be another guy where people go, who is that guy? They'll go, oh, Randall Park.

Speaker 2 You're really going to. They'll go, Randall Park.
Oh, my God, it's Ken Jong. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 It's another Asian actor. And then you'll go up there.
And then some people will go, who is that guy? You know, it's so funny because that feeds into why they're not asking me. Why?

Speaker 2 Because I'm a nobody.

Speaker 2 Thank you for being here. Don't play the victim.

Speaker 2 Thank you for feeding that old tape in my head, right? That's what

Speaker 2 that way. You know what? You're a piece of shit, friend.
You know what the problem is?

Speaker 2 You know what the problem is?

Speaker 2 There are things that you know that I'm sensitive about, and you bring it up. There are things that I know that you're sensitive.
No, just let's look at. Don't complain about not being famous enough.

Speaker 2 You're getting nothing but work.

Speaker 2 You're your your only thing.

Speaker 2 All right, well, then let's. How can we do it? Can we get a campaign going? You got to ask me.
I'm a part of the community.

Speaker 2 You know how fucking funny it would be if Rudy got in the AAPI. Don't kick her out of the house.
She don't have no longer a place to live.

Speaker 2 Just ask me. I know.

Speaker 2 Look, you deserve it. You deserve it.
All jokes aside. But I think you need to make your own.
You need to do your own thing. And then, like, I, so I called David Cho and Stephen Yoon.

Speaker 2 We went to dinner. Did you do his show? What? David Cho, doesn't he have a show? I did his show.
The FX? A long time ago. No, no, FX.
Doesn't even have a FX.

Speaker 2 The footage that he has is from years ago, and he's now releasing it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What do you do on it? I just go to his house.
He paints on my body.

Speaker 2 What is the point of the show?

Speaker 2 He paints people. No, no, I'm serious.
He's an artist. I know who the fuck he is.
But what's the show? Is the show about his artistic creation?

Speaker 2 No, he just invites people to his house and he paints them. Huh.
It's weird. Okay.
So anyway,

Speaker 2 I bring these.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to reach for the stars and I go, you know what? I have some weight here, baby. I'm going to call Dave and Steve.
We go out and we're at dinner and I go,

Speaker 2 hey, guys,

Speaker 2 you guys do those PCAs? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? PSAs.

Speaker 2 I said it wrong. That's why they don't know what you're talking about.
I said it wrong. They might have thought you were thinking about a dish and the rest of PCA.
I've never had PCAs.

Speaker 2 That's why they're like, what are you talking about? I go, never mind.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 they weren't. But what is it? PSA? Public service announcement.
Public service announcement. Yeah, we did this last week.

Speaker 2 Did we do it last week? I think so.

Speaker 2 So, what I'm going to do is the next round of meetings that I have, I have a bunch of people, I have my lines out. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to get,

Speaker 2 you know, Trisandra O's, some of these types. She's huge.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I'm going to ask PSA. PSA.
You guys do these PSAs?

Speaker 2 Well, do you know what AAPI is?

Speaker 2 Yeah, American Auto

Speaker 2 Pacific Insurance. That's right.
And sign up for AAPI right now. Use the code BADFRINZ10.
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Speaker 2 Yeah, what is it? You don't know what you're... That's what the PSA that you're talking about is AAPI stuff.

Speaker 2 Asian American and Pacific Islander. Oh, shit.
I should write that down, too. You know how fucked up that is that, like, the white guy knows what that is?

Speaker 2 Did you know that?

Speaker 2 You didn't know what that was? Yet,

Speaker 2 this is why you don't get the campaign. This is this is that's what they are.
This is why I have friends that get to give me information to help me.

Speaker 2 Oh, so you're using the white man again, and then you're pitting myself off. Oh, really? Yeah, you're using that card.
Well, you've been playing the

Speaker 2 PC shit out of fucking old Asian people on the street. I've never hit an old Asian woman.
Tell your friends, though, not to do it. It's not right.

Speaker 2 So they did David Cho and Steven.

Speaker 2 That's not why I called them. How do you say his last name? Yun.
Because you corrected yourself. Is it Yun? Yun.
Yun. Yeah.
Y-E-U-N.

Speaker 2 So, you know, they may or may not be on my 300th Tiger Belly episode. That's tight.
Yeah. That's why.
But you did this whole Korean post that was like Koreans for life.

Speaker 2 I didn't know what to say because we're in Koreatown. First of all, that is so funny.
That restaurant parks. Have you been there? We went for your birthday.
No, that's Park's.

Speaker 2 parks finest no there's two parks so there's a filipino park so many parks there's a billion there's a filipino parks that's filipino food that was an echo park that where parks finest that's what we're talking about yeah on sunset the old one yeah but the one that the real korean barbecue parks is downtown is on um vermont

Speaker 2 so you've never been there no i don't go there it's the best korean food probably in in terms of korean restaurants chosan and parks is probably one of the top chosan i've been to yeah chosan's great but parks but

Speaker 2 is it new So, but when you walk into Parks, right,

Speaker 2 on the side of the wall, there's the lady that owns Parks and with celebrities over the years. Oh, bro, for a second, when you said she's on the wall, I thought you meant she's like

Speaker 2 hanging on the wall. Like she's a part of the menu.
Like they stuff the old owner and she's just standing there. Or she's like, it's like a Euro thing, like one of those Euro things where

Speaker 2 she's spinning and you speak. She slice the meat.
Would you like to take some of Miss Park's foot? Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 There it is, right there. Yeah, so on the side of the wall, it says it has all these, it has her with clown posse and I CP, yeah, and all these celebrities are like, What the fuck?

Speaker 2 And then, none of me, right, at all, and I go there all the time. So, what I had a fan do, right?

Speaker 2 I know I had a fan go up there, frame a photo of me, and actually put one up,

Speaker 2 and it's still there. You're so dumb, right? It's still there, but it's not with Mrs.
Park, it's not.

Speaker 2 So, when I walked in there, um, David goes, You know that he, and she goes, I know, that, and that's why i i have not removed it oh but you know she got a picture with you so then she's like let's do a real one now so that's what that was so now you have a photo up there yeah oh

Speaker 2 that's kind of fun you're so i had to bring i had to bring in the one of the biggest artists and one of the best actors in there to get one yeah you had to have brought in fucking korean ammunition yeah and she didn't even know who he was stephen you when he was in our house i go do you know stephen young he's in the house she goes i don't know who he is and you but

Speaker 2 you got to take acting classes You got to take acting classes.

Speaker 2 We'll get you fitted with the biz, bro. What's wrong with you today, Jules? Yeah, there's something wrong.
Nothing. Yeah, there is.
I can feel it. No, I'm just tired.

Speaker 2 Man, this house of sleepy people is just fucking sleeping.

Speaker 2 I think she has a lot because she has a lot going on. What do you mean? She's done with school.
That's right.

Speaker 2 You have nothing going on. Exactly.
Are you going to summer camp? No. We should send her away to camp.
You know, parents send that. But Jules has such a good life if you think about it.
100%. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She's like,

Speaker 2 I'm going to get a $300 haircut. She gets one.
You know what I mean? Right?

Speaker 2 Is that not? Your life is kind of smooth and easy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 What else is going on now that you're done with school? Are you doing anything?

Speaker 2 What's the summer entail? We have a foster dog again. Okay, that's not a thing that's happened.
That's just an act. Oh, it is a thing.
And

Speaker 2 it's bothering me. Why?

Speaker 2 Dude, it's like, bro, I told these girls, I go,

Speaker 2 before I go to hunger, Hungary, I looked at them and I go, no more foster dogs. We have four dogs now.
It's a lot of dogs. And three cats.
It's a lot of cats.

Speaker 2 And they promised me, you know, we're not going to do it for a year now, right?

Speaker 2 So when I was in Hungary, they tried to sneak one in.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 They try to sneak one in. So by the time I got back in the town, the dog would be already out the door.

Speaker 2 Right? That's actually kind of smart. But guess what happened? It stayed.
It's still here. Because they couldn't get anyone to get it.
What kind of dog is it?

Speaker 2 Dogo Argentino. Hmm.
Pit bull. You know, the ones that.
They're always mixed with pit. No, but the dogo Argentino are the ones that they use for fighting.
Fighting dogs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Ooh, let's call Michael Vick. He might still want that dog.
Look at that dog. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we get one of those. With a pit.
Look at the middle picture. She's so sweet, this one, though.

Speaker 2 They train these dogs to fight. These are the ones that fight, huh? Yeah, but this one right, our dog looks just like that, right? My mom.
It's white. Yeah, she's white.

Speaker 2 And she is one of the sweetest dogs. That's right.

Speaker 2 God, she's sweet. Do Sandra Bullock on Ellen, Korean Foreskin.
It was rotated on TikTok today. I saw it like this morning or yesterday.
She talks about doing micro-needling.

Speaker 2 Do you know what that is, Bob?

Speaker 2 I mean, when I make love to women, that's what they call it.

Speaker 2 Play the video if you can find it. She basically admits right there, she got a penis facial.
Yeah. This is a couple years ago, but it like kind of went untalked about.
for a while.

Speaker 2 But essentially, you get a micro needling, which is like little tiny needles, and then it brings your blood to the surface which is like really healthy for your skin and then they can inject all sorts of stuff into your face yeah but what are they putting in there listen she'll tell you a couple months ago

Speaker 6 okay right on the chip facial in New York yeah

Speaker 7 this way in which

Speaker 7 well it's this this way in which one

Speaker 7 forces through microneedling it's like a little roller with these some of you I think many of you know it and it pushes through the skin and ruptures a collagen and then boosts it.

Speaker 7 You look like a burn victim for a day,

Speaker 7 but then it pushes a skin. What are you pushing into the skin, Sarah? Sarah.
Sandra. Sarah?

Speaker 7 Carrie?

Speaker 7 What are you pushing into the skin? Well, you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your pores. But what is it? It is an extraction from

Speaker 7 a piece of skin that came from a young person

Speaker 7 far, far away, and they somehow figured out how to extract. It's foreskin from a Korean baby.

Speaker 6 It's like it's.

Speaker 2 Pause that.

Speaker 2 That's real.

Speaker 2 She's putting Korean baby penises in her face. And there are Korean babies, thousands of them, going.
Where is he? Where's my penis? Where's the rest of my penis?

Speaker 2 It's right here. It's my cheekbones.

Speaker 2 How do you say penis in Korean? Yeah. How do you say penis in Korean? I don't...

Speaker 2 Gochu? Yeah, yeah. Where is my gochu?

Speaker 2 It's right here.

Speaker 2 Right? And I'm going to tell you this right now. Yeah.
If I was one of those Korean babies,

Speaker 2 when I get older,

Speaker 2 I'm coming to L.A.

Speaker 2 I'm knocking on her door. Yeah.
Want it back.

Speaker 2 Just grab her face. Take it out.
Take it out. I want it back.

Speaker 2 How about this? We can start your AAPI PS2.

Speaker 2 That's the new campaign. No more Korean

Speaker 2 Asians being violated against.

Speaker 2 That's the real crime. Because Korean specific.
No more Korean foreskin facials. Yeah, no more Korean foreskin facials.

Speaker 2 No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskinned facials.
Dude, if you don't want to participate in an AAPI and stop Asian. If you don't want to be here, get the fuck out of here, Jules.

Speaker 2 No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials.

Speaker 2 No more Korean foreskinned facials.

Speaker 2 There we go. I mean, it's like...
like minimal. You don't have to go to the protest, okay? Isn't that insane? It's insane, dude.
That you put baby penis skin.

Speaker 2 And by the way, we're all laughing about it on the show. Ellen, that's crazy, Ellen.
Yeah. No, that is fucking crazy.
Or how about this? Can we do this? Yep.

Speaker 2 Can the Koreans get American babies' foreskins in their faces? Only

Speaker 2 that exchange is not there. It doesn't happen.
You're not getting the white fucking. You can't get white penis skin.
Yeah, you're not getting the white. There's not much.
But you want the Asian one.

Speaker 2 Because it's good. It's good.
Because it's blessed. Maybe that's what it is.
Because it's more like that.

Speaker 2 The white baby foreskin? Mm-hmm. Garbage.

Speaker 2 It makes you look older when you put it in your fucking.

Speaker 2 You age.

Speaker 2 You age. 20 years.

Speaker 2 By the way, when they cut... Are you circumcised? Yeah, bro.

Speaker 2 When they cut. I still have mine.
When they circumcise. You sell it to Sandy.
I could. You could.
It's pretty old, though. So what? It'll still be good.
20 years old. It'll still be good.

Speaker 2 When they circumcised me, they saw what was left and they asked my mom if they should put it back. They asked if they could put it back.

Speaker 2 back because it was so tiny that they were like, it's going to be tough for him. Should we put it back on?

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 Right. They were going to put it back.

Speaker 2 You know, I have it. Did you make a decision? They don't ask the baby that.

Speaker 2 Did you put it back? And I was like,

Speaker 2 that is so weird that they cut baby boys' penises. Yeah.
Isn't that gross? First of all, can I just say, let me ask another question about this. About this.
I don't know what all I know is this clip.

Speaker 2 Okay, but let me just ask a question. But I'll answer.
So before it, so imagine you're in Korea. I mean, I'm a Korean.
You're a surgeon.

Speaker 2 You deliver babies. You're a doctor.
Got it. Right? Baby's born.
You clip the fucking foreskin.

Speaker 2 Whose

Speaker 2 idea is it

Speaker 2 at first to go, maybe this

Speaker 2 could go.

Speaker 2 Well, you know what's so funny? You know what's so funny? What happens? He clipped the foreskin and then he put it on his cheeks.

Speaker 2 One of the surgeons. And as a joke.
As a joke. Didn't make everyone laugh.
And the nurses go, skin look beautiful.

Speaker 2 He put a bunch of little baby foreskins all over his face as a joke. Yeah, right? Oh, look at me, look at me, right?

Speaker 2 You know, everybody look at me, right?

Speaker 2 And maybe everyone's. Wait, what is it? Buffalo Bill? Who is it that puts his face? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he puts it on his face, Buffalo Beauty.

Speaker 2 And he's doing a little funny jazz in front of the nurses. Look at me, look at me, everybody, look at me, right? And then, and then everyone's kind of pretty.

Speaker 2 And then one nurse goes, hey, you look young.

Speaker 2 What is it? Who was wearing skin? Was it Buffalo bill who was it that wore people's skin buffalo bill yeah look at that

Speaker 2 buffalo bill so he's running around he's like i'm buffalo bill

Speaker 2 i'm a buffalo bill

Speaker 2 yeah yeah yeah yeah and they were like we play so much

Speaker 2 they played they played the silence of the lamps the music goodbye horse

Speaker 2 oh my god oh god that's only gonna make us laugh but that was funny so we found out how sandra bullet got it. That's how we got.
That's the aura. I think, yeah, look at me, look at me.

Speaker 2 By the way, what if the surgeon did the buffalo bill, the tuck, the mangina?

Speaker 2 I'm buffalo bill.

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Speaker 2 Rules and restrictions apply. Good job, Sandra.
I guess when you have all the money in the world, you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 But does that creep you out to think that when you get to that level, they do weird shit? But did you think Kate Blanchett did it, right? Oh, she does? At the beginning of the thing.

Speaker 2 Oh, is she with Kate Blanchett? Is that what they said?

Speaker 2 At the beginning of the video, go to the beginning. No, she doesn't mention Kate.
Just go to the very beginning. Right there.
That's Kate Blanchett, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, it is. Kate Blanchett admitted that Sander Bullock and her went and got a certain kind of facial in New York.

Speaker 2 Kate Blanchett and her.

Speaker 2 You just

Speaker 2 could have asked her at lunch. And let's just look at her like

Speaker 2 look at her all mean, like during lunch, right?

Speaker 2 And she's kind of just kind of talking to me. And she kind of looks at me and goes, what's the matter?

Speaker 2 Let me look at your

Speaker 2 eyes.

Speaker 2 And I kind of poke at it. That's my fucking cousin.

Speaker 2 You feel your penis with one hand and her face with the other one? Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
I could have asked her, though. You know what you should do? I would have never asked her.

Speaker 2 That's how uncomfortable. Email her right now.
I don't know anything about. No, I don't have her number.
No, no. Go hook, Kate.
Just checking in. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Did you get my cousin's penis on your face?

Speaker 2 Yeah. That's insane.
I would have done it. By the way, that's why they look so good.
Yeah. That's why, I'm telling you.
Oh, my God. The joke used to be they drink baby blood.

Speaker 2 No, they took baby penises and put them on their face. Yeah.

Speaker 2 How many kids did she adopt, by the way? She adopted like six brown kids.

Speaker 2 No, not Kate Blanche yet. Sandra Bullock.

Speaker 2 Sandra Bullock. God, Pete's skills are.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's deteriorating.

Speaker 2 They're sub-sub-par. Sub-par, yeah.
We like him, but he would have

Speaker 2 exclusively people she adopted.

Speaker 2 So she has, how many kids does she have that she's stolen from another country? Don't say that.

Speaker 2 She's doing a good service. No, it's a good deed.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's a good deed.

Speaker 2 It doesn't matter. Pete's not going to find it.
It was insane how many celebrities at that time were adopting little brown babies. It was like a trend.
I think it's still a trend. Who's doing it now?

Speaker 2 People are still doing it. I mean, look at this.
It's not as if Sandra Bullock's kids are like 18. Some of them are still.
She did it, and then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolo did. They rented everything.

Speaker 2 They adopted all of them already. Yeah, they just

Speaker 2 trying to have new ones born. They were called Africa.
And they were like, send them. Yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 2 it is cool to see, though, Brad, back when Brad and Angelina were like together, and you would see shots of them at the airport, and there's like 50 kids

Speaker 2 just walking down like a horde, like an army. What we don't know is what, that they're employing those kids.
They're making them build stuff.

Speaker 8 They're making shoes.

Speaker 2 They're making little kicks. Little Nikes? No, they're not.

Speaker 2 What if you open a pair of Nikes, you open the tongue, and it said made in Brad and Angelina's basement?

Speaker 2 So there's only right there, there's two Asian kids. Yeah.

Speaker 2 A young black girl, and then three whiteys, I think. Those are biological, the three.
The three whites? Look at them. Yeah, they're biological.
God, they're paler than I am. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And the two Asian kids. I didn't know she had Asian boys.
Do you know? Two of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. What are their names? I think one of them is Levi, no?

Speaker 2 No. What's it? I don't know why.
And the other one's true religion. Why did I say Levi?

Speaker 2 You name your kid? One of them's called Jinko, and the other one is Levi. Is it Levi? Levi and Jinko.
No, the names are Maddox, Pax, Zahar. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Shiloh,

Speaker 2 Vivian, and Knox.

Speaker 2 Shiloh's an organic one.

Speaker 2 Vivian and Knox are organic or no?

Speaker 2 Pax has got to be Asian. I think Pax is Asian.

Speaker 2 And then Zahara is obviously the young black girl. I imagine.
I imagine. But how do I know? Yeah.
Pax, Angelina, Joe Lee.

Speaker 2 Oh, Pax is the Asian boy. Yeah, the older Asian gentleman.
I don't know how old this guy is. I mean, just imagine.

Speaker 2 Where is Pax from? Also, imagine this. Maybe she got him as a baby to get his foreskin.
Dude, if he's Korean, I'm going to lose my shit. He's not.
You can tell just by looking at him. Yeah, he's not.

Speaker 2 He's Vietnamese. Is he Vietnamese? Pax nationality.

Speaker 2 Vietnam son. Yeah, yeah.
But do they have good foreskin too?

Speaker 2 Well, I would say... Might be not as good as

Speaker 2 Korean. That's going to be as good.
You think Vietnam is good as Korean? That's really good stuff. Well, who's the best then? Who has the best foreskin? Asian foreskin.
I think that we're all equal.

Speaker 2 Is this your PSA? Look into the camera and talk about who has the best Asian foreskin. The best Asian foreskin, you know, in my opinion, is all Asian foreskin.
The more you...

Speaker 2 See, I'm good at it.

Speaker 2 I can do it. Did you ever see Reed Brown? But imagine, though,

Speaker 2 the odds.

Speaker 2 You're abandoned. You're an abandoned Vietnamese baby.
Baby, yeah. At an orphanage, right? And there's probably, what, hundreds of, right? Thousands, maybe.
Right? One kid goes to like a fisherman

Speaker 2 in Canada. In Canada somewhere.
Another kid goes to like some plumber in Ohio and one goes to Florida yeah and then you go to

Speaker 2 Brad Pitt Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie like it's like it must does the baby know like you know when they go you and the

Speaker 2 does the baby know gotta know I'm a millionaire yeah

Speaker 2 and all the babies oh you lucky yeah you're lucky

Speaker 2 does he know he must know he's gotta know yeah yeah that and then like other babies, they must be so jealous. That baby gets to fly first class.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Probably the same, like maybe

Speaker 2 five babies are

Speaker 2 adopting the same day, but they take the same flight. But one of the babies is just in first class.

Speaker 2 Oh, no, the other babies walk by the other baby. Of course.
The little babies up there like this, the first class like this. And the other babies

Speaker 2 get sunglasses already. Other babies are walking by like this.
Smoking.

Speaker 2 And he's like, he does a peace sign like this.

Speaker 2 He goes, back of the plane. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's a hot baby, baby. Fucking lucky.
Yeah, I mean, but you know what? Yeah. Pax deserves it.
Why? Because you don't know his story. Oh, you think, how about this?

Speaker 2 Because you know, they visit the fucking orphanage. Yeah, they take them back.
And

Speaker 2 they walk around, Brad Pitt, Angela Jolie, and they look at all the kids. There's no way they're just going, just send me whatever.
No, they go,

Speaker 2 so you have to showcase. You have to showcase.
As a kid, and if you're not good, you're not going to get the good one. Nope.
You have to show off your skills. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 So Pax was probably tap dancing

Speaker 2 as a baby. You know what I mean? Hello, my baby.
Hello, my honey. Hello, my radio.
Yeah, he's just like doing oil painting. Oil painting.
He's playing on a piano.

Speaker 2 A concert. And they're like, oh, we'll take that one.
We'll take that one. That one.
And the other one's just like,

Speaker 2 like, that, no, get rid of that one. Throw that one in the well.

Speaker 2 No problem.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
It's just sad that we're learning a lot of history. We're learning a lot.

Speaker 2 We're learning a lot about the whole thing. Can I say something about the Googling and the skills of Pete? Because I want to make a little mental note.
A fan sent us something.

Speaker 2 Let's just...

Speaker 2 Last week, the guys cut the episode so bad, so bad, that Pete was on camera for four minutes. I didn't even know what that was.

Speaker 2 Look at how bad of a negative this is. Yeah, yeah.
Look at this. You sat on her couch and you guys just chatted about.

Speaker 2 Was it deep and philosophical? Yeah, it was deep. It was deep.
It was. Yeah, because she knows.

Speaker 2 She's married to one of the. I'm asking you a real question about your trip in Hungary.
We're getting into something right now on the episode. Meanwhile, we cut to these two

Speaker 2 goons. Goons.
Now, look at this. Now, pay attention to Pete's face the whole time.
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 Most

Speaker 2 well-respected.

Speaker 2 She's talented in her own right. I'm not discrediting her.
Holding on these. She also happens to be married to one of the most talented writer, director, producers

Speaker 2 in the history of comedy. One of my idols.
Same. I got to work with him once, and it was the coolest thing I've ever done.

Speaker 2 He had a show on HBO called Family Tree. I did an episode of of it.
Look at his face. Me and Matt Brother, you know, Matt.
Oh, I love Matt.

Speaker 2 We were Confederate soldiers up for you. What is going through his head?

Speaker 2 I don't really like my life that much.

Speaker 2 I'm not sure I want to be here anymore. Is today the day?

Speaker 2 It could be.

Speaker 2 I stick the shotgun in my mouth.

Speaker 2 I've cleaned it and everything. I've reloaded it four or five times.
I should just do it. Today's the day.

Speaker 2 And now he realizes that it could have children. Yeah, but you know, I'll leave him a couple hundred bucks and I'll watch this little smirk here.
He's thinking about it deeply.

Speaker 2 He goes, that's enough money for for them to get by, isn't it? Yeah,

Speaker 2 yeah,

Speaker 2 yeah. Let me do the math.
200 by six years if I'm dead for

Speaker 2 yeah, wait, wait, wait. This was what's on YouTube? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then he's wait, wait, go back a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, go back just a little bit. He realizes right here that it'll that he could kill himself and get away with it.
Watch this.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, go wind a little bit.

Speaker 2 A little bit, yeah. Instead of killing myself, I could kill

Speaker 2 my family.

Speaker 2 Oh, Pete. Pete.
Jesus Christ. Dude, it held on these guys for like three minutes.
It's so crazy. That's so funny, though.
Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, I could kill my family.

Speaker 2 No, that was me, him going, I'm going to go eat that fat burger later.

Speaker 2 Now he's thinking about his meal. Yeah.
This is what psychotic people like him do. They think about murder and then they immediately go to, maybe I'll go to Philippe's later.

Speaker 2 So who made that decision?

Speaker 2 It was a creative decision. No, let me say it.
It was Andres. Andres did it.
Look at me.

Speaker 2 I am dead serious when I say this. There's other people that can do the job.
I'd like to make him either get fired or take a leave of absence. I'm putting in my vote right now to fire him.
Right now.

Speaker 2 But, guys. No, you don't get to vote.
It was very successful.

Speaker 2 I don't care.

Speaker 2 I think you need to take a timeout from the show, and I'd like you to leave for a while. After all I've done for you guys,

Speaker 2 can we just do a vote, please? Yeah, let's just do a vote. Okay.
Who votes that Andres should be fired today, right now, and lose almost everything he's ever voted for? Jules. Jules.

Speaker 2 I want him to stay. You want him fired, so that's one for fired.
No, stay. One for fired.
One for fired.

Speaker 2 I myself need him fired because I want him gone bad because I don't want to work with him anymore. I want him to stay.
Okay, so two fired, one stay. Yeah.
And then Pete is the deciding factor.

Speaker 2 Pete, you better. Pete?

Speaker 2 Watch us hold on this shot for an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 I vote yay. That's three fired.
Well, you it's been fun, Andres. You know, take a hike.
Take a hike.

Speaker 2 What? I quit. Oh, you're gonna quit? I know.
You already fired you, dude. Yeah, you can't quit once we quit now.

Speaker 2 You should have quit this morning. You're fired.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 You know what?

Speaker 2 Fuck you guys.

Speaker 2 Is he crying?

Speaker 2 I'm not crying. I don't need this shit.

Speaker 2 Is he crying? No, you fuck you.

Speaker 2 Hey, hey, come on, come on, come on, Andres. Come here, come here.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 You're not even funny.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. Hey, don't slam the door.

Speaker 2 Why'd you do that? I wanted him gone. No, but she said

Speaker 2 fire him.

Speaker 2 You said fire him. She said, stay, dude.
I said stay. No, she said fire.
I said fire. You said stay.
Pete said fire. Pete, you lughead.

Speaker 2 I just want to get ahead here.

Speaker 2 See, that's how they do it. He moved up.
That's how they move up. I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
Yeah. He wasn't good at his job, and we don't need him anymore.

Speaker 2 Dude, have you seen Sweet Tooth yet? That's a pretty good show. Sweet Tooth? Yeah.
Who's that? Who's in it? It's. I don't know.

Speaker 2 That guy from SNL is in it.

Speaker 2 Bring up Sweet Tooth, please.

Speaker 2 He's really good in it.

Speaker 2 What guy? From SNL? I forgot him. Sweet Tooth.

Speaker 2 That right there, dude?

Speaker 2 Bob. Yeah.
Is that the image right there? Will Forte. Oh, I love Will Forte.
Yeah, Will Forte's. Wait, what's the, it's a Netflix show? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I saw all eight episodes. Really good.
Look at the trailer. So, Sweet Tooth,

Speaker 2 what is it? I don't think you'd like it because it's a little fantasy for you.

Speaker 2 No, you're more like Grit. I do like Grit.
This is kind of, there's very kind of light, but it gets dark, but there's like. Wait, go down.

Speaker 2 It's a concept that's, I don't think you're. See the trailer.
But it's starring. Forte's name isn't even in it.
It It says

Speaker 2 Noso Azone, Christian Covery. How come his name is not even on there? Josh Brolin? Oh, James Brolin? Yeah, his name is on there.
If I look at the cast, my thing is he's third up. Oh, that's weird.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Will Forte way down there. He was great.
He is great. I think he's fucking.
Did you ever see, did you ever watch

Speaker 2 Last Man?

Speaker 2 I love Last Man on Earth. Yeah, he's great.
But

Speaker 2 I feel like if you were born a hybrid,

Speaker 2 you would be half hyena. Antelope.
Oh.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah, that, yeah, yeah.
What about me?

Speaker 2 Whatever they were in gremlins.

Speaker 2 That's not. That's so cute.
Oh, Magwa, you mean? Mugwais. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'd be half Magwai. 100%.
Bring up a fucking Mogwai and tell me that's not you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Tell me a Mogwai isn't Bobby Lee. A hyena for sure.
You know what a Magwai is? And gremlins? Oh, they're so cute. This, tell me this is not Bobby Lee.
It totally is me. Okay, there's Gizmo.

Speaker 2 Isn't that Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. That's Bobby Lee.
Yeah, yeah. Short to the ground.
Those are so cute. Cute, cuddly, stinky.
They're so smelly. They're so stinky.

Speaker 2 And they don't wash because they can't be around water. Yeah, yeah.
I'm a magwai for you. You're a magwai for sure.
Yeah. What would Jules be?

Speaker 2 Jules would be...

Speaker 2 Marsupial, some sort of marsupial. Marsupial.
Some sort of marsupial. Oh, I agree with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with that.

Speaker 2 Or what about those ones in Papua New Guinea or whatever, the ones with the big eyes that like cling to the tree? Yeah, and they have the big ears. What are those things called? What are those called?

Speaker 2 Big-eyed, big-eyed monkeys.

Speaker 2 That's what you are. The big-eyed monkey is the best.
By the way, that's the name of our band, the big-eyed monkeys. Yeah, those guys.
Those guys. What is that? There we go.
That's you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what is that thing? What is that thing? Tarjir. Tarshir.
Tarjir. Oh, Tarjir.
Tarjir Unlimited. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Cute.

Speaker 2 Okay, so listen, this is the Magwai. Speaking of the Magwai band, I want to show you this.
Somebody sent this to me. Do you know there's a band called the Bobby Lee's? Yeah, I do.
You've seen this.

Speaker 2 It's not based on me. But how can you sue these people? But it's not based.
They're not. They didn't create the band because

Speaker 2 it's my name. I can't sue these people.
Well, no, I won't. I like the fact that they're called the Bobby Lee's.
But what if their music you don't like? No, I listen to it. They're pretty good.

Speaker 2 Oh, they are? Yeah, yeah. Well, then, should we go see the Bobby Lee's live?

Speaker 2 I want to know why they're called the Bobby Lee's. That we need to find out somehow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 All right, so listen, if anybody has contact with the Bobby Lee's, we want to find out why they have his name.

Speaker 2 Is there anybody Asian in the band? Let me look. Of course not.
No, okay.

Speaker 2 No, maybe

Speaker 2 where are they from? Well, click on the band.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Nobody looks Asian. Yeah.
But they look.

Speaker 2 This looks like Pete's family.

Speaker 2 Yeah, for sure. But they look like people that I would hang out with.
They look like they're not. Well, where are they from?

Speaker 2 Garage Punks Bobby Lee's named after vocalist Sam

Speaker 2 formed after vocalist Sam Korn moved to Woodstock, New York. Took a suggestion from a friend to recruit her new bandmates.

Speaker 2 Cool. All right, well, if if anybody can connect us to the Bobby Lee's, let's link up with them.
Yeah, what if we could get them to play the opening music for this show? That'd be great.

Speaker 2 That'd be awesome. If anybody knows the Bobby Lee's, please let us know.
Please connect us. Yeah.
Because

Speaker 2 we want to link up with the Bobby's. We could just reach out to them.
All right.

Speaker 2 We got to get your campaign going. Get your campaign going.

Speaker 2 Get your campaign going. Thank you for end it with your campaign.
You want to do your PSA. Okay.

Speaker 2 Asian Americans

Speaker 2 in this country country are being attacked, harassed,

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 beaten up, frankly, in the streets of America. And we are American just like any other American, and this needs to stop.

Speaker 2 That's it? Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, please, put away your bully clubs.

Speaker 2 Golf clubs, you know what I mean? All the other clubs that can hurt other human beings to penetrate their skin and stop shoving them around the concrete, right? Because

Speaker 2 they run our laundry mats,

Speaker 2 right? They run our liquor stuff.

Speaker 2 Restaurants? They run our sciences.

Speaker 2 Not all of them. Yeah, but they do.

Speaker 2 Some of them. Mostly Chinese and Japanese.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They run our

Speaker 2 NASA. There's NASA.
A couple NASA. Not a lot.
They've been to space. No.

Speaker 2 They run

Speaker 2 their teachers.

Speaker 2 Professors. Lawyers.
Professors. Doctors.
Doctors for sure.

Speaker 2 Doctors for sure.

Speaker 2 Doctors for sure. Right?

Speaker 2 And don't beat up Billy Club. A doctor.
Don't do that. That's not right.
Right. And then say.
And then they massage.

Speaker 2 Where else are you going to get your massages?

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Your feet are going to be stanky and rank if

Speaker 2 you get rid of us. So I

Speaker 2 Bobby Lee. I, Bobby Lee.
Wanna stop Asian hate. Want to stop Asian hate.
And I'm supporting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'm support AARP.
Yep.

Speaker 2 A-A-R-P.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 You're here, baby. I know.
I'm in such a bad mood that I. Why? Put on your headphone so we can talk.
Because I had to get up. Because you had to get up to come here? Yeah.
At one o'clock in the p.m.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I'm still jet lagging. Post-meridian.
It was a week ago you've been back.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it doesn't last that long, I don't think. No, we usually do it around four.
That's all. I know we do, but it's one o'clock.
You know, it's not the end of the day. I don't go at one.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? How long does jet lag last? A week.

Speaker 2 This says jet lag anywhere lasts from a few days, typically.

Speaker 2 One day per time zone crossed. So nine days.

Speaker 2 It's been just that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's good to see you, Bobby. Hold on.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 I've uh

Speaker 2 well, we've got some great news to start out the show while you're.