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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends. The Patriots playing something else.

Yeah.

But I didn't know

that it was your hometown club.

The Reds.

Hometown club.

The clubs versus the clubs.

What year do you think

this jersey's from?

1919.

1919?

Yeah, yeah.

Bob?

Three 19s.

That's actually really close.

1919?

No, seriously,

you're a couple years off.

What is it?

1917.

1917, that's what I said.

Yeah, you said 1919.

And I can't wait for you

and your family.

Is your family still in town?

Yeah, they're here.

Oh, the joy of it all.

I'm sorry. You're a couple years off.
What is it? 1917. 1917.
That's what I said. Yeah, you said 1919.
And I can't wait for you and your family. Is your family still in town? Yeah, they're here.
Oh, the joy of it all. Did you see the minivan I was driving? The joy of it all.
Is it pleasant? Is it pleasant? Pleasure? Is it pleasure? Is it pleasant to have my parents here? For how long have they been here? For over a week? Well, we drove to Northern California. We went to Carmel.
We drove. We drove all the way up there to see the wine country with my wife family.

And look at how delicious this Cabernet tastes.

It's got a scent of nutmeg and fig.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And then we're going to drive back and watch the big game at four. Yeah.
And then make Bobo wake up from the jet lag. Oh.
Yeah. Oh.
Oh, you. Oh, you.
Oh, you. You.
I have to wake up and do stuff because I'm a 50-year-old man. Yeah, yeah.
You know, a job. 50-year-old man.
A job. Let me see something about a job.
50-year-old man. You're a 5-0.
When I was working at a job. 50 years.
Can I finish mine? You got like 20 years left. You should be waking up early and enjoying the day.
Listen, when I. You old fuck.
Jules, let this be a lesson to you, okay? When you have a job. She's not in the mood today.
She doesn't want to hear't want to hear any of it when you have a job and it starts at 4 usually right and they switch it around on you you too will be a little upset because yeah but that's not what the job is that's not what the job is jobs change times change this is not a different job this is the same. We do this job at a certain time, right? And no matter what happens, a game or the family needs to go up north and go to wine country, we don't switch it around like that.
Oh, we don't switch it around? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when you go to Hungary for nine weeks? That's a job.
Yeah. If you were working- This is the job.
If you were working at four, I'd be like, fuck yeah, do it. I am going to work.
You're playing time with your wife's family in a minivan to go into work. I In a minivan to go into some game That no one gives a shit about Yeah I do That is my job to care about my team That's not your team It's my team Are they playing You said it's Boston versus LA You don't hear anything I say You said it's's Boston versus LA.
Chicago. Cubs versus Dodgers.
The Boston Cubs. It's not the Boston Cubs? We have good news here on the show.
I don't want to hear it. It's not going to switch.
Bring up the photo. Chris DiStefano had his baby but look what he brought his child into the world wearing.
A Rudy Bad Friend sweater. How awesome is that? How many babies does he have? That's his second biological child.
He has two girls. How many kids does he have in the house? Well, three because he's got a boy from his...
It's not that big of a deal, is it? Three kids? He has them. If it was his first, it would have been like, woo, pop, pop, pop.
You know, the little popper? This is huge. It is? Why? This is a big deal.
Why? Because the baby, well, I shouldn't have said, girl, the baby hasn't chosen its gender,

and we're going to let the baby decide.

So right now, he's got a genderless, beautiful little thing.

Oh.

It's a big deal.

No, I should have texted him.

The baby has a gender reveal party.

Let me text him because I haven't.

Coming up.

The baby gets to do a gender reveal party.

That's funny. That's funny.
I'll be honest with you. Why don't you call him call him right now i'll be honest with you yeah i for some reason i don't care but i'm gonna call him you don't care that one of our one of our like closest friends just had a child and brought a child he got you covid his friend got me called but you're right no no you're right he brought the friend no you know what you're right you're actually i still have a little issue but um i'm gonna you know what you want to see acting how handsome this guy is great i love him you want to see acting yeah i'm gonna see you care you want to see acting i want to see it right now here we go here's some acting excited hi hey i just want to say man oh god man i just it brings tears to my eyes that you're the baby is the baby healthy the baby's healthy and actually when she was born she looked like a like a small asian man so i asked jazz a couple of questions about her interactions with you and she said she's pretty certain you're not the father yeah yeah yeah yeah because i haven't been in the east coast in a while you know so um i don't think it's mine but my point though being is is that you know you having a baby it's like me having a baby it's like andrew having it's like a family baby and i just really appreciate it and i'm congratulations i mean it's a life-changing experience it is yeah no it is to have two little girls now um really just like reconfirms to me that i have gay sperm and I'm accepting of it.
I think it would mean that you have athletic sperm, not gay sperm. Well, I have at the very least trans sperm.
Yeah, yeah, I guess. So is the baby genderless? Right, well they actually asked it wasn't like this with Delilah six years ago, but they asked on the birth certificate.
It said male, female, non-binary. So we asked her and she kind of just vomited a little bit.
So we took that as non-binary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Well, good.
Congratulations. So we're pretty clear about what it is then.
We love you, Chrissy. Yes.
All right. Congratulations.
It's a big deal and it's great. It's a big deal.
So congratulations from me and this is Bob, by the way, and I love you and I'll see you on the backside of things, all right? Okay. Okay, bye-bye.
Love you. Okay, okay.
He said Trump 2024. That's a funny joke.
By the way, this jersey is 1917. I just corrected.
It's a big deal. It's a really big deal.
It was a year off. It's a really big deal.
I just wanted to celebrate. I wanted to celebrate Chris Estefano's baby.
More importantly is Britney Spears is what we really want to talk about today. Big deal going on with Britney Spears.
Do you know? I mean, it's like asking me if I know is asking me about Meghan Markle and the Prince Harry. I know it all.
You do? Well, I'm vaguely familiar with it. So I don't know much about it.
Like, I follow Britt on Instagram. I follow her too.
I like her dances. Yeah, I like her dances.
I just like her whole vibe. You know what I mean? Well, she's trying to get out of her conservatorship and what's the guy's name downstairs? What's the guy's name? Downstairs from where? Right here.
What's his name downstairs? Andreas? The other guy.

Pete? Pete?

Yeah. Is Pete here?

He is. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I'm here, yeah.

Hey, I'm here, yeah.

Pete compiled some audio for us of B. Spears.
Give it to us, Pete. Let's hear.

Three days later

after I said no to Vegas, my therapist

sat me down in a room and said he had a

million phone calls about how I was not

cooperating in rehearsals and I haven't been

Thank you. three days later after i said no to vegas my therapist sat me down in a room and said he had a million phone calls about how i was not cooperating in rehearsals and i haven't been taking my medication all this was a false he he immediately the next day put me on lithium out of nowhere he took me off my normal meds i'd been on for five years and lithium is a very very yeah what's with all the text messages and all that stuff? Is that whoever recorded it? Yeah, it's whoever recorded it.

It's part of the audio.

So her therapist gave her lithium.

They're trying to... This poor girl has been under...

Medication.

This is like slave shit, though.

This is scary, dude.

Yeah.

That's scary.

They enslaved their own kid.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on in her mind.

Well, how could she?

She doesn't know.

She's been under the influence.

Right, so I don't know the specific situations...

Yeah.

...that she's involved.

I don't know what's going on in her mind. Well, how could she? She doesn't know.
She's been under the influence. Right.
So I don't know the specific situations that she's involved. I don't know what happened for her, the father, to go, all right, that's enough.
I mean, she shaved her head with that one time. Remember, a long time ago? Yeah, and she hit the car with the umbrella.
Yeah, she went a little crazy. You know what I mean? Why did she hit the car with the umbrella? I don't know.
So it's like, I don't know what the specifics are yeah that's what i'm saying i don't know the details i don't know the details so it's like but i believe that one should be free in america free britney and she has you know her own money that she's earned she should have full access but she doesn't have access to it she should have access to of course but she doesn't that's what's creepy yeah get her the access to her money and if she is crazy and can't take care of us, I guess she's going to die. Oh, man.
You know what I mean? But just let her be free. Let her be free.
This is free, Brittany. Let me hear some more of this stuff that she's saying.
Once you see someone, whoever it is, in the conservatorship making money, making them money and myself money and working, that whole statement right there, the conservators there should be no i shouldn't be in a conservatorship if i can work and provide money and work for myself and pay others it's totally true you know what you know what i hear in that that's really strange you know how they say when they like um when somebody like makes it young or they like kind of manipulate you when you're young in the business and you kind of like remain a child forever kind of like michael jackson yeah you know he would talk with like this little baby voice? It's like she kind of has that baby voice thing and it's weird she's got that like it's like they trapped her into like bring up the photo of her from Hit Me One More Time when they made her like the it was like a schoolgirl outfit remember this? Hit Me Baby One More Time do you remember this? The music video yeah but i've like can i just say this but i know 50 year old women in la who talks like that i know because something's wrong no that's just the way they talk no something's wrong do you think she's hot there bob yeah i never i know was never into her 16 that's 16 so they made her a sex symbol at 16 and then they trapped her and stole all her. Do you think she'd be stable now in her 30s? It'd be impossible.
They made her a sex symbol for grown men, and she was 16, and then they trapped her and then stole all of her money. Of course she was going to turn out wonky.
How could you fix that? They put pigtails on a 16-year-old and made her out to be like a, I don't know, like someone in her mid-20s. Like they made her a sex icon.
Yeah. I feel bad for her, dude.
That's crazy. It's not as if, though, she's like, her dad was like, you're going to do this no matter what.
She's like, I want to do that. She wanted to be famous.
Young people want to be famous. That's why Rudy is here.
She wants to be famous. Yeah, but that situation.
Oh, really? You don't want to be famous? Yeah, yesterday she she was like Tito Bami, can I take acting class? No Oh, you did? And I go, what kind? She goes, I would like to do It's a method acting class You want to do method acting? I go, like Robert De Niro Yeah, yeah, yeah Look at her Now you're acting like that That's actually good acting That's good acting That's very good acting Now you're acting like that You're like, so I want the most expensive one with the young Hollywood are going to be in. And I go, really? She goes, and she strictly says, I've been working on monologue.
Oh, you have? Well, she's been working on monologues. What monologue have you been working on, Rudy? Yeah.
Get her a monologue. Get her a monologue in a movie.
You've been working on monologues? Yeah, she has been. Yeah, yeah.
No, Bobby's forcing me to do it. No, he's not.
Oh, yeah. Now you think I'm like- Oh, goodness, this is the conservatorship.
I'm Brittany's dad? Yeah. You think I'm Brittany's dad? Oh, my God, I see it.
No, I'm not doing that. This is the conservatorship.
Put on the pigtail. Do the move.
Do the move. Dance.
Dance. Yeah, you're going to do it, and you're taking method, and you're taking improv, and you're going to be the next star.
What is method acting? So get her a monologue. What do you mean, what's method acting? Yeah, what is that? It's a lot of times, actors will live the life of the character they're going to play.
Yeah. So they pretend to be them all the time.
24 hours a day. 24 hours a day.
Like, Daniel Day-Lewis played Lincoln, and he lived as Lincoln. Like, he lived as if he was in the time period.
Like, Robert De Niro, when he did Taxi Driver, actually became a taxi driver for like a month. Yeah, he took the license, took the New York City.
Yeah, he took the license and everything so that he can, you know. Can you believe that? That's when you really get involved.
Oh, yeah, Training Day, King Kong. Let's see you read this.
This is probably one of the greatest monologues just right there. All right, so listen, let's give you the setup, right? You're Alonzo Harris.
Yeah. All right.
You're Alonzo Harris. You're in South Central Los Angeles.
You've just realized that everybody has turned against you, but you're actually the bad guy in truth, right? You've really pitted everyone against themselves. So what you're, what you're now yelling is you're trying to regain control and power.
So I want you to read this like you're angry and you want power back again.

And there's also some,

you have to read the whole thing because it's like you're playing a character.

It's a lot.

And then some of the words,

you know what I mean?

You're not going to want to say,

but we'll bleep it.

You do it first.

No, no, no, no.

We're not doing it.

We're not doing it.

No, you have to do it.

Ah, you.

Come on.

Yeah, um. Ah, you motherfucker.
Get doing it. No, you have to do it.
Ah, you. Come on.
Ah, you motherfuckers. Get into it.
Ah, you motherfuckers. Okay, okay, okay.
Don't commit. Don't stop.
Doing great. Okay.
All right. I'm putting cases on all you bitches.

Huh?

Yeah, yeah.

You think you can do this shit, Jake?

You think you can do this to me?

Smack your chest.

Hit your chest. You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you.
Show program! 23-hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece.
Yell it. It'll be all yelled.
The man up in this piece! I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of... Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police.
Yeah. I run shit around here.
No. No.
I run shit around here. I run shit around here.
You just live here. Yeah.
Yeah, that's right. You better walk away.
Go ahead and walk away. Because I'm going to burn this motherfucker down.
And there's the biggest part. Go.
King Kong ain't got shit on me That's right That was great Maybe I will get you an acting coach What's that name? Denzel Washington Did you not know that? I knew that That's one of the best You didn if we didn't know before though you kind of i kind of knew have you never seen training day this movie wow what a great movie you guys should play that in your house for her so she can see it yeah what a great movie ethan hawk well you know what i love about because do you ever go to the dining dining cart the dining cart yeah what is that so um on 6th street if if you go way past Koreatown into downtown, there's a restaurant called The Dining Cart. It's 24 hours a day, and it's tuxedos.
The servers have tuxedos. It's a steakhouse.
Bring it up. But you can go there at 2, 3 in the morning and get a prime rib, baked potato.
Oh, the Pacific Dining Cart. Yeah.
Oh, I know this. Have you been there? No, but I know.
When you said Dining Cart, I didn't know what that was. But yeah, I know it.
I said it wrong. Yeah, but I know what this is.
Yeah, the Pacific Dining Cart. Yeah, I know what this is.
Yeah. But training day, there was a scene with the detectives during the day that was in that restaurant.
Right. So I was like sitting in that section.
Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love that.
I love being in that section. Is that your favorite little spot downtown? It's my favorite because it's 24 hours and you can get like high-end steakhouse food.
Have you ever been to Philippe's? I love Philippe's, but that's like more 10-set coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I love Philippe's so much.
Philippe's the double dip sandwich? Oh my God. Give me a break.
The macaroni? Give me a break. And I just, I like also just waiting in that line and the sawdust on the ground.

I love it.

I love it.

You know, that's an old elementary school.

You know that, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mental institution for kids.

It was.

Yeah.

It was.

It was kids that went nuts.

They should electric shot.

So back in the, why are you smiling?

That's not funny.

That's not funny.

That's not funny.

The kids used to get electrocuted there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not.

So back in the day, in the fifties this um police officer named officer duel mcduel d-u-e-l yeah they used to call him duly yeah they call him officer mcduel they go duly duly and there was a lot of like kids that were like orphans all over la right and he he had a mandate capture him that was actually a slogan capture the little bastard capture the little bastard yeah yeah and what he used to do is they used to take this yellow bus like an old school bus like an old school yellow bus and they used to go around and they used to take like what they captured dogs with yeah like the old it's like a belt with a pole on it and they grab it and and they get you and And these kids were like five or six years old, and they would like, from behind, their necks would slap at. And they would drag them.
They would go, ee, they would make a noise. Because they get hooked like this, and they get dragged, and they make, ee, you know what I mean? They hated it, right? Because it was electrocuted.
And have you ever seen in Los Angeles where there's tennis shoes over telephone poles? Yeah. Okay, that's right.
The kids would get, and their shoes would come off their feet. Well, that's where it comes from.
Yeah. That's where kids were abducted.
That's where kids were abducted. All over America used to put tennis shoes together over poles.
Telephone wires, yeah. In homage to what they did after the Dooley did in the 50s.
The Dooley days, yeah. So then they would take him to the restaurant Philippe's.
Right here. And that's why they call it Philippe's.
Because the first kid was named Philippe. Yeah, Philippe.
Yeah, Philippe Gomez. But now it's just...
What's so funny? Nothing. Why are you laughing at...
That's not funny. Because I think you're making it up.
Oh my God. Why would I...
How would we make something like that up? Okay, then search it. We just said Philippe's., like the children.
Search the children? Search the children. Search children kidnapped.
Children kidnapped. Yeah, yeah.
Go ahead. It'll come up.
Watch. Boom.
There's one of them. Go to the images.
That was Philippe. That's Philippe.
That was Philippe. Images.
Images. Go back to Philippe.
There he is. Right there in the red.
No, no. Right down, down.
Down, down. That's Philippe.
That's Philippe right now. That's Philippe now.
That's Philippe there. There's philippe there there's philippe right there god it's so sad so sad so anyway they used to put all the kids in this building in la right and they used to electroshock them yeah yeah all day long hundreds of kids like that and let me tell you something.

And the electric charge they would send through them, it would push back out.

It powered the city.

The entire downtown Los Angeles was powered by the ACDC current charge that powered all the building.

So the big U.S. Bank building, every time a kid was electric, it would light up really bright for hours.

And also, here's a little tidbit, right?

They would put a tube attached to their, you know what I mean, spine.

Spinal, yeah, the spinal tube.

And when they elect... it would light up really bright for hours.
And also, here's a little tidbit, right? They would put a tube attached to their,

you know what I mean, spine.

Spinal, yeah, the spinal tube.

And when they electrocute it,

they would get a juice, like a liquid out of it,

the spine.

And that's the liquid they make to use ranch dressing.

I don't know if you know that. You know how nobody knows what's in ranch?

That's it. That's it.

That's it.

Just a little bit of that.

The liquid, and they still have some of the liquid from these kids' spines,

and they make orange dressing all over the world for that.

Honestly, I can't believe you don't believe that.

It's a little annoying that you don't believe that at all.

Let me outwatch.

I'll call Philippe's, and I'll ask.

I'm telling you.

We'll call Philippe's.

You're going to call Philippe's restaurant?

Yeah.

You know I hate calls like this.

Hello, and thank you for calling Philippe the original.

Starting Monday, June 14th, our hours will be 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

Thank you. We'll call Philippe's.
The restaurant? Yeah. You know I hate calls like this.
Hello and thank you for calling Philippe the original. Starting Monday, June 14th, our hours will be 6 a.m.
to 10 p.m. Who cares? We look forward to serving you.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
Oh, they just, they don't, you don't get to call anybody. The fuck? You don't even get to call anybody.
I know. Well, that bit didn't work.
Yeah. Golly.
By the way, speaking of Los Angeles history, I saw you post the other day about Koreans for life. You're going out to dinner with Koreans.
What is this? What are you trying to say? Well, I'm doing a thing. You're working really hard on trying to get into this Stop Asian Hate stuff.
Well, you know, people, you know, we've been talking about it, and I've brought it up a bunch of times to people about, like— Because you're trying to get on the AAPI— Because I was talking about it on my podcast. I was talking about your—people were, like, kind of joking around, like, they're never going to let you in, this and that.
And I made that a challenge, so I've been calling the most high-profile Asian actors I can. So it's extremely disingenuous no it's real no no i know but you don't know because you just want it because you want to complete something no no i've been you think we're having just dinner i'm showcasing my abilities yeah no i know it's disingenuous no it's not and i'm telling them i'm showing them that come on are you telling them you're doing this only for yourself or because you actually care about i care about that's what i think that my voice counts i think my voice is gonna help so i i've been hitting up yeah i mean i got fucking you know lines out to all kinds of fucking people dog why don't you just do it why don't you just post something about about no no i need to be included because i like the montage of it no because yeah you want the you want the female yeah you don't want to do it you know you're being you're really pissing me off right now you don't want to you're making my neck hurt right now you're not doing it altruistically you're not doing it because i don't know what the word means i know you don't you're not doing it because you want to receive uh positive vibes internally you want to do it because you want other people to recognize that you're a part of it is that true or not no it's not and i take offense to it because here's the thing you take offense to that i do because i have i have mother.
What does that even mean? Of course – no shit. I have a mother.
No shit. All right? And she happens to be Asian.
And I have thoughts – Get out of town. Yeah, I have thoughts.
I tell my mom all the time. I go, man, you got to be careful out there.
There's Asian hate. She goes, baby, I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'll be okay.
You think your mom's getting jumped in Scottsdale? I'm just saying that like now when I see like an old Asian person get attacked, right? I kind of envision, what if that was my mom, right? Which makes me very angry and it makes me want to like say something. So just say something on Instagram.
No, I have to be a part of the PCA that everyone else is. I have to be there with George Takai and Sandra Oh and all these fucking people.
Why does Ken Jeong and Randall Park and all these guys get to do it? Because they're crazy famous. I want to get asked to do a fucking PCA.
I will say it, and I will do it, and I'm going to change lives. You know how you're watching one of those things, and then it's like all these names, and then there's always like a guy in there that you're like, who the fuck is that guy? Yeah, there's some guys I don't even know who they are.
Then you look them up, and they have three followers on Instagram. I know, but you'll be another one of those guys.
You'll be another guy where people go, who is that guy? They'll go, oh, Randall Park. You're really going to.
They'll go, Randall Park. Oh, my God, it's Ken Jeong.
Oh, my God, it's another Asian actor. And then you'll go up there, and then some people will go, who is that guy? You know, it's so funny because that feeds into why they're not asking me.
Why? Because I'm a nobody. Bobby.
Don't play the victim card. Thank you for feeding that old tape in my head, right? Shut up.
You know what? You're a piece of shit friend, dude. You know what the problem is? You know what the problem is? There are things that I'm...
That's bullshit. There are things that you know that I'm sensitive about, and you bring it up.
There are things that I know that you're sensitive... Don't complain about not being famous enough.
You're getting nothing but work. You're your own thing.
I want to be the PSA! All right, well then, how can we do can we do it? Can we get a campaign going? They got to ask me. I'm a part of the community.
Just. Just.
Just. You know how fucking funny it would be if Rudy got in the in the in the AAPI.
I'll kick her out of the house. She would have no longer a place to live.
Just ask me. I know.
So I. Look, you deserve it.
You deserve it. All jokes aside.
But I think you need to make your own You need to do your own thing And then like So I called David Cho And Steven Yoon I know We went to dinner Did you do his show? What? David Cho Doesn't he have a show? I did do his show The FX show Long time ago No no FX Doesn't he have a show on FX? The footage that he has Is from years ago And he's now releasing it Oh Yeah What do you do on it? I just go to his house. He paints on my body.
What is the point of the show? He paints people. No, no, I'm serious.
He's an artist. I know who the fuck he is.
But what's the show? Is the show about his artistic creation? No, he just invites people to his house, and he paints them. Huh.
It's weird. Okay.
So anyway, I bring these.

I'm trying to reach for the stars and I go, you know what?

I have some weight here, baby.

I want to call Dave and Steve.

We go out and we're at dinner

and I go, hey guys,

you guys do those PCAs?

They go, what the fuck

are you talking about?

PSAs.

I said it wrong.

That's why they don't know

what you're talking about.

They said it wrong.

They might have thought you were thinking about a dish at the restaurant. I've never had PCAs.
That's why. They're like, what are you talking about? I go, never mind.
Because they weren't. But what is it? PSA? Public service announcement? Public service announcement.
Yeah, we did this last week. We did? Did we do it last week? I think so.
So what I'm going to do is the next round of meetings that I have, I have a bunch of people.

I have my lines out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to get, you know, try Sandra Os, some of these types.

She's huge.

Yeah.

And I'm going to ask PSA.

PSA.

Do you guys do these PSAs?

Well, do you know what AAPI is?

Yeah.

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that's what the psa that you're talking about is aapi stuff asian american and pacific islander

Thank you. Insurance.
What is it? You don't know what you're... That's what the PSA that you're talking about is AAPI stuff.
Asian American and Pacific Islander. Oh, shit.
I should write that down, too. You know how fucked up that is that the white guy knows what that is? Yeah, yeah.
It's a PSA AAPI. You didn't know what that was? Yeah.
This is why you don't get the campaign. This is...
That's what they are. This is why I have friends that get to give me information to help me.
Oh, so you're using the white man again and then you're pitting myself. Oh, really? Yeah, you're going to play that card? Why, you've been playing, you're playing the PCA card.
Why, you beat the shit out of fucking old Asian people on the street. I've never hit an old Asian woman.
You tell your friends though not to do it. It's not right.
So they did, David Cho and Steven, that's not why I called them. How do you say his last name? Yun.
Because you corrected yourself. Is it Yun? Yun.
Yun. Yeah.
Y-E-U-N. So, you know, they may or may not be on my 300th Tiger Belly episode.
That's tight. Yeah.
That's why. But you did this whole Korean post that was like Koreans for life.
I didn't know what to say because we're in Koreatown. First of all, that is so funny.
That restaurant, Parks, have you been there?

We went for your birthday. No, that's

Parks Finest. No,

there's two parks. So there's

a Filipino park. So many parks.
There's a billion

of you guys. There's a Filipino parks that's Filipino

food that was an Echo Park that where

Parks Finest. That's what we're talking about.
Yeah. On

Sunset. The old one.
Yeah, but the

one that the real Korean barbecue parks. Is downtown.
Is on Vermont. So you've never been there.
No, I don't go there. It's the best Korean food.
Probably in terms of Korean restaurants, Chosun and parks is probably one of the top. Chosun I've been to.
Yeah, Chosun's great. But parks is great.
Is it new? So when you walk into parks, right, on the side of the wall, there's the lady that owns parks and with celebrities over the years. Oh, bro, for a second.
When you said she's on the wall, I thought you meant she's like... Hanging on the wall? Like she's a part of the menu? Like they stuff the old owner and she's just standing there.
Or she's like, it's like a gyro thing, like one of those gyro things she's spinning and you slice the meat would you like

to take some of miss park's foot yeah so um there it is right there yeah so on the side of the wall it says it has all these it has her with clown posse and icp yeah and all these celebrities are like what the fuck and then none of me right at all and i go there all the time so what i had a fan do right

I know

I had a fan go up there frame a photo of me

and actually put one up and it's still there you're so dumb right it's still there but it's not with Mrs. Park it's not so when I walked in there David goes you know that he and she goes I know that and that's why I have not removed it oh she knows about a picture with you so then she's like let's do a real one now so that's what that was so now you have a photo up there yeah oh that's kind of fun yeah but I had to bring I had to bring in one of the biggest artists and one of the biggest actors in there to get one yeah you had I brought in fucking Korean ammunition yeah and she didn't even know who he was Steven Yeo when he was in our house I go do you know, do you know Stephen Yeo? She's in the house.
She goes, I don't know who he is. And you got to take acting classes.
You got to take acting classes. We'll get you fitted with the biz, bro.
What's wrong with you today, Jules? Yeah, there's something wrong. Nothing.
Yeah, there is. I can feel it.
No, I'm just tired. Man, this house, this house, sleepy people.
It's just fucking insane. No, what i think she has a lot because she has a lot going on what do you mean she's done with school that's right you have nothing going on exactly are you going to summer camp no we should send her away to camp you know parents send them jules has such a good life if you think about it 100 yeah she right she's like i'm gonna get you know a 300 haircut she gets one you know right is that not your life is kind of smooth and easy yeah what else is going on now that you're done with school are you doing anything um what's the summer entail we have a foster dog again okay that's not a thing that's happened that's just a oh it is a thing and it's i know It it's not like bothering me what why dude it's like bro i told these girls i go before i go to hunger i looked at them i go no more foster we have four dogs now it's a lot of three cats it's a lot of cats and they promised me you know we're not gonna do it for a year now right but so when i was in hungry they try to sneak one in right and they tried to sneak one in.
Mm-hmm. Right?

They tried to sneak one in so by the time I got back into town, the dog would be already out the door.

Right?

That's actually kind of smart.

But guess what happened?

It stayed.

It's still here because they couldn't get anyone to get it.

What kind of dog is it?

Dogo Argentino?

Hmm.

Pitbull.

You know the ones that.

They're always mixed with pit. No, but the Dogo Argentino are the ones that they use for fighting.
Fighting dogs. Yeah.
Ooh, let's call Michael Vick. He might still want that dog.
Look at that dog. Oh, yes.
Yeah, we got one of those. With a pit.
Look at the middle picture. She's so sweet, this one, though.
They train these dogs to fight? These are the ones that fight, huh? Yeah, but this one, right? Our dog looks just like that, right, Mama?

It's white?

Yeah, she's white.

And she is one of the sweetest dogs you've ever had.

God, she's sweet.

Do Sandra Bullock on Ellen Korean foreskin.

It was rotated on TikTok today.

I saw it like this morning or yesterday.

She talks about doing microneedling.

Do you know what that is, Bob?

I mean, when I make love to women, that's what they call it. That's cool.

Play the video if you can find it she basically admits right there she got a penis facial yeah this is a couple years ago but it like kind of went untalked about for a while but essentially you get a micro needling which is like little tiny needles and then it brings your blood to the surface which is like really healthy for your skin and then they can inject all sorts of stuff into your face. Yeah, but what are they putting in there? Listen, she'll tell you.
A couple months ago, people had admitted to that Sandra Bullock and her. Let's get right.
A certain kind of facial in New York. Yeah.
It's this way in which one forces through microneedling. It's like a little roller with these, some of you, I think many of you know it.
And it pushes through the skin and ruptures a collagen and then boosts it. You look like a burn victim for a day, but then it pushes a...
What are you pushing into the skin, Sarah? Sarah? Sarah? Carrie? What are you pushing into the skin? Well, you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your pores but what is it it is an extraction from a um a a piece of skin that came from a young person um far far away and they somehow figured out how to. It's foreskin from a Korean baby.
It's like.

Pause that.

That's real.

She's putting Korean baby penises in her face.

And there are Korean babies, thousands of them going.

Where is it?

Where's my penis?

Where's the rest of my penis?

It's right here.

It's my cheekbones.

How do you say penis in Korean?

Yeah.

How do you say penis in Korean? Yeah. How do you say penis in Korean? You know, if I don't, gochu.
Gochu? Yeah, yeah. Where is my gochu? It's right here.
Right? I'm going to tell you this right now. Yeah.
If I was one of those Korean babies, when I get older, I'm coming to LA, I'm knocking on her door yeah want it back just grab her face take it out i want it back you how about this we can start your aai aapi yeah psa campaign that's what i'm that's the new campaign no more korean the asians being violated against that stuff that's the real crime because korean specific no No more Korean foreskin facials. Yeah, no more Korean foreskin facials.
No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials.
Dude, if you don't want to participate in AAPI and stop Asian hate. If you don't want to be here, get the fuck out of here, Jules.
No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials.
No more Korean foreskin facials No more Korean foreskin facials No more Korean foreskin facials There we go I mean it's like Minimal You don't have to go to the protest okay Isn't that insane It's insane dude That you put baby penis skin And by the way we're all laughing about it On the show like Ellen that's crazy Ellen Yeah No that is fucking crazy Or how about we do this? Yep. Can the Koreans get American babies foreskins in their faces?

Only fair.

I bet you that exchange is not there.

Doesn't happen.

You're not getting the white fucking.

You can't get white penis skin.

Yeah, you're not getting the white.

There's not much.

But you want the Asian one.

Because it's good.

It's good.

Because it's blessed.

Maybe that's what it is.

Because it's more blessed.

The white one, the white baby foreskin, garbage.

It makes you look older when you put it in your fucking... You age? When you age, 20 years.
By the way, when they cut... Are you circumcised? Yeah, bro.
When they cut... I still have mine.
When they circumcise... You sell it to Sandy.
I could. You could.
It's pretty old, though. So what? It'll still be good.
It's 15 years old. It'll still be good.
All right, all right, allised me, they saw what was left and they asked my mom if they should put it back. They asked if they could put it back.
Because it was so tiny that they were like, it's going to be tough for him. Should we put it back on? Right.
Right. They were going to put it back.
You know I have it. Did you make a decision? They don't ask the baby that.
Should we put it back?

I was like...

That is so weird that they cut baby boys' penises.

Yeah.

Isn't that gross?

First of all, can I just say...

Let me ask another question about this.

About this.

I don't know.

All I know is this clip.

Okay, but let me just ask you a question.

But I'll answer it anyway.

All right, so imagine you're in Korea.

I'm in Korea.

I'm a Korean baby.

You're a surgeon.

You deliver babies. You're a doctor.
Got it. Right? I'm a Korean baby.
You're a surgeon. You deliver babies.

You're a doctor.

Got it.

Right?

Baby's born.

You clip the fucking foreskin.

Whose idea is it at first to go, maybe this could go?

Well, you know what's so funny?

What happened?

He clipped the foreskin, and then he put it on his cheeks, one of the surgeons.

As a joke. As a joke.
To make everyone laugh, the nurses go, Skin look beautiful. You look well.
He put a bunch of little baby foreskins all over his face. As a joke.
Yeah. Right? Oh, look at me.
Look at me. Everybody look at me.
Right? And maybe everyone. Wait, what is it? Buffalo Bill? Who is it that puts skin on? So he puts it on his face.
face Buffalo Bill And he's doing a little funny Look at me Look at me Everybody look at me Right And then And then everyone's kind of And then one nurse goes Hey You look young What is it Who was wearing skin Was it Buffalo Bill Who was it that wore people's skin Buffalo Bill Yeah look at bill yeah so he's running around he's like i'm buffalo bill i'm a buffalo bill

yeah yeah and they were like we can make so much the music goodbye My horse to the right.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, that's only going to make us laugh, but that was funny.

So we found out how Sandra Bullock got it. That's how we got it.
That's how I think, yeah, look at me, look at me. By the way, what if the surgeon did the Buffalo Bill, the tuck, the mangina? I'm Buffalo Bill.
Good job, Sandra. I guess when you have all the money in the world, you can do whatever you want.
But does that creep you out to think that when you get to that level, they do weird shit like that? They said Cate Blanchett did it, right? Oh, she does? In the beginning of the thing. Oh, I don't know.
Was she with Cate Blanchett? Is that what they said? In the beginning of the video. Go to the beginning of the video.
No, she doesn't mention Cate. go to the very beginning.
Right there. That's Kate Blanchett, right?

Yeah, it is.

Kate Blanchett admitted that Sandra Bullock and her

went and got a certain

kind of facial in New York.

Kate Blanchett and her...

You just spent months...

I could have asked her at lunch

and let you look at her like mean.

By the way.

Look at her all mean

like during lunch, right?

Mm-hmm.

And she's kind of

just kind of talking to me

and she kind of looks at me

and goes,

what's the matter?

Let me look at your...

Let me look beneath your eye.

And I kind of just kind of talking to me she kind of looks at me goes what's the matter let me look at your let me look at your eye and i kind of poke at it that's my fucking cousin you feel one hand you you feel your penis with one hand and her face with the other one yeah yeah uh-huh i could have asked her though you know what you should i would have never that's how uncomfortable email her right now i don't know anything about no i don't have her number no no go ahead kate just checking in yeah did you get my cousin's penis on your face yeah that's insane i would have done it by the way that's why they look so good yeah that's why i'm telling you the joke used to be they drink baby blood no they took baby penises and put them on their face yeah how many kids did she adopt by the way way? She adopted like six brown kids.

No, not Cate Blanchett.

Sandra Bullock.

Sandra Bullock.

God, Pete's skills are... Yeah, he's deteriorating.

They're sub-subpar.

Subpar, yeah.

We like him, but he would have...

Proud mom.

Excuse me, people.

She adopted a daughter.

So she has...

How many kids does she have that she's stolen from another country?

Don't say that.

I'm kidding.

She's doing a good service. No, it's a good deed.
Yeah. It's a good deed.
It doesn't matter. Pete's not going to find it.
It was insane how many celebrities at that time were adopting little brown babies. It was like a trend.
I think it's still a trend. Who's doing it now? People still do.
I mean, it's not as if Sandra Bullock's kids are like 18. No, I know.
she did it and then brad pitt and angelina jilloy did they rented they they adopted all of them already yeah they just they're just trying to have new ones born called africa and they were like send them yeah i mean it's it's it is cool to see though brad back when brad and angelina were like together and you see shots of them at the airport and and there's like 50 kids just walking down like a horde like an army what we don't know is what that they're employing those kids they're making them build stuff they're making shoes they're making little kicks little Nikes no they're not what if you open up what if you open a pair of Nikes you open the tongue and it said made in Brad and Angelina's basement so there's only right there there's two Asian kids, a young black girl, and then three whiteys, I think. Those are biological, the three.
The three whites? Look at them, yeah, they're biological. God, they're paler than I am.
Yeah. And the two Asian kids, I didn't know she had Asian boys.
Do you know this? There's two of them, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
What are their names? I think one of them is Levi, no? No. I don't know why.

And the other one's true religion?

Why did I say Levi?

You name your kid?

One of them's called Jinko, and the other one is Levi.

Is it Levi?

Levi and Jinko.

No, the names are Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivian, and Knox.

Shiloh's an organic one.

Vivian and Knox are organic or no? Pax has got to be Asian. I think Pax is Asian.
And then Zahara is obviously the young black girl I imagine. I imagine.
But how do I know? Yeah. Pax Angelina Jolie.
Oh Pax is the Asian boy. Yeah the older Asian gentleman.
I don't know how old this guy is. I mean just imagine.
Where's Pax from? Also imagine this. Maybe she got him as a baby to get his foreskin.
Dude, if he's Korean, I'm going to lose my shit. He's not.
You can tell just by looking at him. Yeah, he's not.
He's Vietnamese. Is he Vietnamese? Pax nationality.
Vietnam, son. Yeah, yeah.
But do they have good foreskin too? Well, I would say, maybe not as good as, no. Can't be as good as Korean.
That's going to be as good. You think Vietnam is good as Korean? It's really good stuff.
Well, who's the best then? Who has the best foreskin? I think that we're all equal. Is this your PSA? Yeah.
Look into the camera and talk about who has the best Asian foreskin. The best Asian foreskin, you know, in my opinion, is all Asian foreskin.
The more you know. See, I'm good at it.
I can do it. Did you ever see – But imagine, though, imagine, though, the odds.
You're abandoned. You're abandoned Vietnamese baby.
Baby, yeah. At an orphanage, right? And there's probably what hundreds of right thousands maybe right one kid

goes to like a fisherman right in canada in canada somewhere another kid goes to like some plumber in ohio and one goes to florida yeah and then you go to brad pitt brad pitt and angelina jolie like it's like it must

does the baby know

like

you know when they go

you

does the baby know, like, you know, when they go, you, and the baby, does the baby know? Gotta know. I'm a millionaire! Yeah.
And all the babies, oh, you're lucky! Yeah. You're lucky! Does he know? He must know.
He's gotta know. Yeah, yeah, and all the babies, they must be so jealous.
That baby gets to fly first class. Yeah, oh yeah, probably probably the same like five babies are adopted in the same day but they take the same flight but one of the babies is just in first class oh no the other babies walk by the other baby the little baby's up there like this in first class like this and the other babies he has sunglasses already other babies are walking by like this smoking he, he has a martini He does a peace sign like this

He goes, back of the plane

That's a hot baby, baby

How fucking lucky

Yeah, but you know what?

Pax deserves it

Why?

Because you don't know his story

How about this?

Because they visit the fucking orphanage

Yeah, they take him back

And they walk around, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie

And they look at all the kids

There's no way they're just going, just send me whatever. No, they go, uh.
So you have to showcase. You have to showcase.
As a kid. And if you're not good, you're not going to get the good one.
Nope. You have to show off your skills.
Yeah, yeah. So Pax was probably tap dancing as a baby.
You know what I mean? Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey.
Hello, my honey hello my rock yeah he's just like doing oil painting oil painting he's playing on a piano a concert and they're like oh we'll take that one we'll take that one take that one and the other one's just like and they're like that no get rid of that one throw that one in the well no problem yeah yeah yeah. This is sad that we're learning a lot of history.

We're learning a lot.

We're learning a lot about the whole thing.

Can I say something about the Googling

and the skills of Pete?

Because I want to make a mental note.

A fan sent us something.

Last week, the guys

cut the episode so bad

that Pete was on camera

for four minutes. I didn't even know what that was.
This is how, look at how bad of an edit. Did you see this? Yeah, yeah.
Look at this. You sat on our couch and you guys just chatted about what? Yeah, it was cool, man.
Was it deep and philosophical? Yeah, it was deep. It was.
Yeah, because she knows what, you know. She's married to one of the, I'm asking you a real question about your trip in Hungary.
We're getting into something right now on the episode. Meanwhile, we cut to these two

goons.

Now, look at this. Now, pay attention to

Pete's face the whole time. Okay, go ahead.

Most

well-respected.

She's talented in her own right. I'm not discrediting her.

Holding on these guys. She also happens to be married to one of the

most talented writer, director, producers

in the history of comedy. One of my

idols. Same.
I got to work

with him once and it was the coolest thing I've ever done.

What would you do? He had a show on HBO called

Thank you. talented writer, director, producers in the history of comedy.
One of my idols. Same.
I got to work with him once and it was the coolest thing I've ever done. What would you do? He had a show on HBO called Family Tree.
I did an episode of it. Look at his face.
Me and Matt Briner. You know Matt.
Oh, I love Matt. We were Confederate soldiers.
What is going through his head? I don't really like my life that much. I'm not sure I want to be here anymore.
Is today the day? It could be. I stick the shotgun in my mouth.
I've cleaned it and everything. I've reloaded it four or five times.
I should just do it. Today's the day.
And now he realizes that it could be. I have children.
Yeah, but, you know, I'll leave him a couple hundred bucks, and I'll watch this little smirk here. He's thinking about it deeply.
He goes, that's enough money for them to get by, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, let me do the math. 200 by 6 years if I'm dead for...
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
This was what's on YouTube? Yeah. And then he's...
Wait, wait, go back a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, go back just a little bit. He realizes right here that he could kill himself and get away with it.
Watch this. Yeah.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Go rewind a little bit, yeah. A little bit, yeah.
Instead of killing myself, I could kill my family. Pete.
Jesus Christ. Dude, it held on these guys for like three minutes.
It's so crazy. That's so funny, though.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could kill my family.
No, that was me, him going, I'm going to go eat at Fatburger later. Yeah, he's thinking about his meal.
Yeah. This is what psychotic people like him do.
They think about murder and then they immediately go to, maybe I'll go to Philippe's later. So who made the decision? It was a creative decision.
No, let me say it. It was Andres.
Andres did it. Look at me.
I am dead serious when I say this this there's other people that can do the job i'd like to make him either get fired or take a leave of absence i'm putting in my vote right now to fire him right now but guys no you don't get to vote it was very successful they create a lot of engagement i i think i think you need to take a time out from the show and i'd like like you to leave for a while. After all I've done for you guys?

Can we just do a vote, please?

Yeah, let's just do a vote.

Okay.

Who votes that Andres should be fired today right now and lose almost everything he's ever worked for?

Jules.

Jules.

I want him to stay.

You want him fired, so that's one for fired.

No, stay!

One for fired.

One for fired.

I myself need him fired because I want him gone bad

because I don't want to work with him anymore.

I want him to stay. Okay, so two fired, one stay.
Yeah. And then Pete is the deciding factor.
Pete, you better. Pete, watch us hold on this shot for an hour and a half.
I vote yay. That's three fired.
It's been fun, Andres. You know what? Take a hike.
Take a hike. What? I quit.
Oh, you're going to quit? You already fired you, dude. Yeah, you can't quit once we fire you.
You should have quit this morning. You're fired.
Okay. You know what? Fuck you guys.
Is he crying? I'm not crying. I don't need this shit.
Is he crying? No, fuck you.

Hey.

Hey, come here.

Andreas, come here.

Come here.

No, no, no.

You're not even funny.

No, no.

Hey, don't slam the door.

Why'd you do that?

I wanted him gone.

No, but she said...

She said fire him.

I wanted him to stay.

You said fire him. She said stay, dude.
I said stay. No, she said said...
She said fire him. I wanted him to stay.
You said fire him.

She said stay, dude.

I said stay.

No, she said fire.

I said fire.

You said stay.

Pete said fire.

Pete, you lughead.

I just want to get a head here.

See, that's how they do it.

He moved up.

That's how they move up.

I'm not going to miss the guy at all.

Yeah.

He wasn't good at his job, and we don't need him anymore.

Dude, have you seen Sweet Tooth yet?

That's a pretty good show.

Sweet Tooth?

Yeah.

Who's that?

Who's in it?

Thank you. I'm not going to miss the guy at all.
He wasn't good at his job, and we don't need him anymore. Dude, have you seen Sweet Tooth yet?

That's a pretty good show.

Sweet Tooth?

Yeah.

Who's that?

Who's in it?

It's, I don't know.

That guy from SNL is in it.

Bring up Sweet Tooth, please.

He's really good in it.

What guy from SNL? I forgot who has Sweet Tooth.

That right there, dude?

Bob. Yeah.
Is that the image right there? Will Forte. Oh, I love Will Forte.
Yeah, Will Forte's that. Wait, what's the...
It's a Netflix show? Yeah. I saw all eight episodes.
Really good. Look at the trailer.
So Sweet Tooth, and what is it about? I don't think you'd like it because it's a little fantasy for you. I like some fantasy.
No, you're more like grit. I do like grit stuff.
This is kind of, there's very kind of light, but it gets dark, but there's like. Wait, go down.
It's a concept that's, I don't think you're, see the trailer. But it's starring, Forte's name isn't even in it.
It says Nosso Azane, Christian Covery. How come his name is not even on there josh brolin oh james brolin yeah his name is on there if i look at the cast on my thing is he's third up oh that's weird yeah will forte way down there yeah he was great he is great i think he's did you ever see did you ever watch um uh last man i love last man on earth Yeah, he's's great.
I feel like if you were born a hybrid, you'd be half hyena. Antelope.
Yeah. Yeah, that.
What about me? Whatever they were in Gremlins. That's not...
That's so cute. Oh, Mogwai, you mean? Mogwai.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'd be half Mogwai.
100%. Bring up a fucking Mogwai and tell me that's not you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me a Mogwai isn't Bobby Lee.
A hyena for sure is me. You know what a Mogwai is in Gremlins? Oh, they're so cute.
Tell me this is not Bobby Lee. It totally is me.
There's Gizmo. Isn't that Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
That's Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah.
Short to the ground. Magwais are so cute.
Cute, cuddly, stinky. They're so smelly.
They're so stinky. And they don't wash because they can't be around water.
Yeah, yeah. I'm a Magwai for sure.
You're a Magwai for sure. What would Jules be? Jules would be some sort of marsupial.
Oh, I agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I agree with that.

Or what about those ones in Papua New Guinea or whatever, the ones with the big eyes that

cling to the tree and they have the big ears?

Yeah, what are those things called?

What are those called?

Big-eyed monkeys.

Big-eyed.

That's what you are.

The big-eyed Papua New Guinea.

That's the name of our band, the Big-Eyed Monkeys.

Yeah, that thing.

Those guys.

What is that called?

There we go.

That's you.

Yeah, what is that thing?

What is that thing?

Tarsier.

Tarsier. Tarsier.
Oh, Tarsier. Tarsier you.
Yeah, what is that thing? Tarsier.

Oh, Tarsier.

Tarsier Limited.

Yeah.

Cute.

Okay, so listen.

Speaking of the Mogwai band,

I want to show you that somebody sent this to me.

Do you know there's a band called the Bobby Lees?

Yeah, I do.

You've seen this? It's not based on me.

But how can you sue these people?

But it's not based.

They didn't create the band because of my name. I know what...
Sue these people. But it's not based...
They're not...

They didn't create the band because of my name.

I know, but sue these people.

Well, no, I won't.

I like the fact that they're called the Bobby Lees.

But what if they're music you don't like?

No, I listen to it.

They're pretty good.

Oh, they are?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, then should we go see the Bobby Lees live?

I just...

I want to know why they're called the Bobby Lees.

That we need to find out somehow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, so listen.

If anybody has contact with the Bobby Lees, we want to find out why they have his name. Is there anybody Asian in the band? Let me look.
Of course not. No, okay.
No, maybe. Where are they from? Well, click on the band.
No. Nobody looks Asian.
Yeah. But they look.
This looks like Pete's family. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
But they look like people that I would hang out with. They like they're not well where are they from uh the garage punks bobby lee's named after vocalist sam formed after vocalist sam quern moved to woodstock new york took a suggestion from a friend to recruit her new bandmates cool all right well let's see if anybody can connect us to the bobby lee's let's link up with them yeah what if we could get them get them to play the opening music for this show? That'd be great.
That'd be awesome. If anybody knows the Bobby Lees, please let us know.
Please connect us. Yeah.
Because we want to link up with the Bobby Lees. We could just reach out to them.
All right. We got to get your campaign going.
Get your campaign going. Thank you for being a bad friend.
Get your campaign going. Thank you for...
End it with your campaign. You want to do your PSA.
Okay.

Asian Americans in this country are being attacked, harassed, and beaten up, frankly, in the streets of America.

And we are American just like any other American, and this needs to stop. That's it? Yeah.
So I, so please put away your bully clubs, golf clubs, all the other clubs that could hurt other human beings to penetrate their skin and stop shoving them around this concrete, right? Because they run our laundromats. Fact.
Right? They run our liquor stores. Liquor stores? Restaurants? They run our sciences.
Not all of them. Yeah, but they do.
Mostly Chinese and Japanese. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They run our NASA. There's NASA.
A couple NASA. Not a lot.
They've been to space they run their teachers professors, lawyers, doctors doctors for sure doctors for sure doctors for sure and don't beat up a doctor that's not right right and then say and then they massage where else are you going to get your massages you know what I mean your feet are going to be stanky yeah and rank if you don't if you get rid of us so I I I Bobby Lee want to stop Asian hay want to I'm supporting... I'm support AARP.
AARP. Yeah.
Thank you for being a bad friend. I just had to get my mood switched.
You're here, baby. I know.
I'm in such a bad mood. Why? Put on your headphones so we can talk.
Because I had to get up. Because you had to get up to come here? Yeah.
At one o'clock in the PM? Yeah, know I'm in such a bad mood why? put on your headphones so we can talk because I had to get up because you had to get up to come here? yeah at one o'clock in the PM? yeah but I'm still jet lagging post Meridian it was a week ago you've been back yeah it doesn't last that long I don't think we usually do it around four I know we do but it's one o'clock you know it's not the end of the I don't go at one you know what I mean how long does jet lag last? week. This says jet lag anywhere lasts from a few days, typically.
One day per time zone crossed. So nine days.
It's been just that. It's good to see you, Bobby.
Hold on. Okay.
I've, uh...

Well, we've got some great news to start out the show while you're...

I don't know.