Bobby Fires George

um i think i just won my taxes yeah i just switched to h&r block in about one minute all

i had to do was drag and drop last year's return into h&r block and bam my information is

automatically there so i don't have to go digging around for all my old papers to switch nope

sounds like we just leveled up our tax game switching to h&r block is easy just drag and

drop your last return it's better with block you two You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something.
We're bad friends. If Andreas was a pastry, what would he be? If Andreas was a pastry, he'd be a Danish.
Croissant. A Danish.
No, croissant is very delicate and beautiful. He'd be a Danish.
Oh. By the way, a cheese Danish.
Yeah. Yeah, mozzarella.
Pete, of course, would be a hard muffin, an old muffin. I think more of an English pudding.
A bread pudding. Like a bread pudding.
Yeah, he'd be bread pudding. What about me? If I was a fucking pastry pastry if you were a pastry yeah you would be uh picking a blanket so perfect you would literally be a pig in a blanket you would absolutely be a hot dog wrapped in a croissant that's literally because the outside looks looks sweet you're burnt toast i'm that's not a pastry yeah yeah i know that's why you're not even in the fucking you know i mean when you go to a pastry shop you're not even in the fucking glass i'm a cranberry muffin no i'm a cran orange muffin you're in the fucking garbage even in the fucking, you know what I mean? When you go to a pastry shop, you're not even in the fucking glass thing.
I'm a cranberry muffin. No.
I'm a cran orange muffin. You're in the fucking garbage pan in the fucking bag.
Why? Because you're just a bird. It's like they burn it.
They're like, ah. They're tossed it.
All right. Well, you're still a pig in a blanket.
You're fat and unhealthy and disgusting, but everybody kind of likes you. That's a pig in a blanket.
You're fat and unhealthy and disgusting and bad for people, but unreasonably so, we still like you. That's why you're a pig in a blanket.
You're fat and unhealthy and disgusting and bad for people,

but unreasonably so,

we still like you.

That's why you're a pig in a blanket.

And Rudy?

And Rudy?

Rudy has some sort of weird fruit in it.

Yeah, it's like a passion fruit,

or it's like a kumquat.

Like a lychee, you know?

A lychee.

A lychee donut.

A lychee donut, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you're like a persimmon.

You're like a persimmon,

a weird fruit for no reason. You're a persimmon you're like a persimmon a weird fruit for no reason you're a persimmon uh look at that face what do you what are you auditioning for apocalypto what are you yeah what are you i can see you're an apocalypto don't can't you what do you think you are rude um a cookie a cookie what kind of cookie yeah just the chocolate chip cookies.
No, no, you're not chocolate chip. Yeah, you're fucking mined.
You're not white? No. No, you're not white.
You're a macadamia nut brown sugar cookie. Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Burnt, by the way. Yeah.
Burnt, oozing on the inside. Fight your way back.
Fight your way back. Can't.
What a mean guy. I pulled my back golfing.
I know.

That's so dumb.

No, it wasn't golfing.

Sorry.

You just said it.

Well, I was golfing all day.

And then afterwards, I was blowing one of the guys that I golfed with.

And when I came up, I just threw out my back.

It hurt so much.

That's hilarious.

I was golfing, man.

So you swung.

It wasn't even on my swing.

I was walking.

I was grabbing a club to bend down.

And I just popped something.

Wow. Are you being real i wasn't i didn't stretch but does it hurt right now oh yeah yeah oh yeah so i could fuck with you yeah i mean i mean physically no you couldn't even on my worst day i'm stronger than you it's unbelievable that's how weak you are as a human being on my worst off day yeah i'm still remarkably stronger than you i'm strong for my size.
No, not i'm a weight class no you're not yeah think about how many guys let's think about types yeah okay yeah so in this building my type dumpling is andreas no oh you mean your weight class weight class and we will be pitted against each other like andreas how tall are you i'm 5'm 5'10". 5'10".
You're 4'7"? No, 5'4". Okay, you're 5'4".
It doesn't matter because it's like, you know, sometimes like John Jones, right, in the UFC. Yeah.
He was taller and, you know what I mean, and slimmer. Right.
Skinnier legs, right, than some of his opponents. Okay, so you...
So, like, Andres might be taller, but we're the same weight class how much you weigh drace 170 pounds yeah that's what that's me you weigh 172 170 175 all right uh and i would destroy him i would break his fucking cheek no way no way no i would shatter every bone in your face dude he's a bone he's spanish they're crazy dude i'm korean bro what have you guys so much fucking rage what what do you mean what what do you have rage about all right name me one spanish yeah maybe one spanish ufc fighter uh exactly uh uh korean zombie enrique ruiz korean zombie the k Korean zombie. Yeah.
Okay, one. Super boy.
He's very talented. Okay.
Yeah. Name me one Spanish.
Sergio Garcia. No, there is no Sergio Garcia.
Yes, there is. No, there isn't.
Enrique Valdez. There's a lot of redheads though, huh? Yeah.
Paul Felder, I think is a redhead. Anyway.
And Corey, we talked about last week. So you would be against Drace and you think you'd beat him and then pete i'd go against pete but you know why i couldn't beat pete because pete's got go ahead and say it the syndrome he's got what strength well he's got he's got somebody's strength he guys you know he's got h rs yeah i don't think it's hidden yeah he's got it pete loaf's around is the word.
Pete loaf's around here. He reminds me of my friend Brady.
I've talked to about Brady who like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull up the pole.
Yeah, pull a pole out of the ground. And then who would she fight? She would get the winner of you and- Well, with people that we know.
Probably Esther Povinsky. Oh, what a good fight.
That's a great fight. What a great fight.
I would go with would go with jewels i don't know no jewels i i want to say jewels but no weapons do you know how have you ever gotten to a fist fight jewels no have you ever been any sort of fight with another girl like when you were younger did you get into like a slapping fight no nothing nothing see what i mean i'm too weak wait did you get in fights in high school mostly when I was younger than high school high school was a few yeah there was this Jewish kid who lived up the street from me can we even say that alright there was this Jewish human right that's good okay there was this Jewish human that lived up the street yeah yeah yeah and I used to bully the shit out of him like I Like on the bus, he'd be eating a little breakfast sandwich that his mom made. And I would just go and hit it out of his hand.
What? Yeah. Why would you do that? And then he would go, what the fuck? And we would go, ah, fuck you.
Or whatever, you know what I mean? What? Yeah, I was so mean to him. Yeah.
Like I would just hit him in the back of the head just in the hallway. What? It's very, it's terrible.
Yeah. And so the one day, and my brother was friends with his little brother.
Right. And my brother would at nights go, Bob.
Yeah. Can you not pick on, you know, my friend Oliver's brother? Yeah.
And I go, nah. So one day I was on the, this is so one day so one day i was on the school bus and i hit him on the head this kid right yeah and he goes that's it i go what what's it after school there was a there was like a field right by between our houses it was like this empty field right he goes meet us meet me at that field at 4.30 and we're going to duke it out.
I don't know, he must be a promoter or something, but everyone in the school was there. Right.
After work. Right.
It was like a circle, right? And I go, I'm there, right? I think I took my shirt off. What? I don't know why, but I took my shirt off.
I go, what's up, man? Next thing I know, I'm on the floor. He punched me so hard.
I'm on the floor. And I'm like winded, too, right? And I get up, and I just start swinging.
Haymakers. Haymakers, right? Nowhere near him, right? And he does a straight, and my just a straight in my head.
I pop back i fall on the ground again and now i'm like bleeding right and my brother now he was in the front of the circle right now he's somewhere like in the back yeah like just go just contemplating his life right and i go time out i think i time out you can't time out a fight i know time out come on hey man he hits me again right. He hits me again.
Right. Cut it out.
He beat the shit out of me. Beat the shit out of me.
What was his name? Then this is what I hear. I'm not kidding.
I hear that. A car, right? My mom had a red, like, red, like, sports car.
My mom is on the dirt, on the field. Coming to get me.
Coming to get me. Right? She goes, get in.
Right? I'm bleeding. You know bleeding you're ready and all the kids are laughing at me yeah like i get in the car and i never bullied anyone again that's what you get i know i deserve it you definitely get it that's like that's like if if like it can encapsulate my life that's it that's it right you're the bully that can't really fight i talk i talk shit right and i you know i talk a big game right but when it comes down to it i'm a i'm a bastard i i get destroyed right i'm meat well but but also then why do you think you were allowed to talk shit it's fun what do you think about that kid made you pick on him for real did other people pick on him and you think because he played the trombone oh yeah he always had a trombone hey you gotta pick on him right right he had a trombone and it had nothing to do with that he was i didn't even know what the jewish meant right it wasn't i never saw should lose list before that or whatever yeah yeah it wasn't no it's not because he was jewish because i was like in sixth grade you didn't even know that i don't know you know i know anything about it you know i mean right and then later you know in high school I think I saw like in sixth grade.
You didn't even know that. I don't know.
I know anything about it. You know what I mean? Right.
And then later in high school, I think I saw like in history class, some films about Holocaust. And I think I walked up to him and I said, hey, man, sorry about four years ago when you beat the shit out of me in that field.
Yeah. You were sorry for him beating the shit out of you.
Yeah. No problem, man.
How did your mom know? Did your brother snitch? He didn't go scram, kid. I'm like, oh, sorry.
What?

Did your brother snitch?

How did your mom find out?

No, she just happened to be driving down.

She looked and she saw me getting my ass kicked.

Getting fucking walloped?

Just getting my head walloped, yeah.

Do people get in fights in the Philippines in school?

Did you see a lot of fights?

A lot in my public school.

Yeah, oh, right.

And they would use like pencils.

And then they would just like stab.

What?

Yeah.

That's smart.

That's smart.

Did you ever see girls fight or was it only boys that fought?

I also saw girls and then they would just rip their skirt off, their shirt.

Yeah.

I was scared.

No comment.

I got beat up by a guy named David Koch.

David Koch?

Yeah, yeah. So I took karate, taekwekwondo yeah and i took it for like two weeks i'm not kidding you yeah you thought you were a black belt yeah i thought i knew everything i needed knows i'd stop going i'm good and the only thing that in the beginning they teach you is to bow yeah right and then block so i had this like old korean like taekwondo teacher it was in this mini mall in Poway.
You know what I mean? You go, block, right? And I'm like, block, block, block. And that's all I took.
And I remember David Koch and I got in a fight. Yeah.
And he kicked me in the nutsack. I was falling backwards.
Block. And I ended up like this on the ground ground you know what i mean so i was thinking i should have taken more classes you're nuts going i've never won i never won a fight ever but i was a good wrestler i was undefeated well that's the thing with fights you should have just gone to the ground with them that was later in high school i started wrestling and i started you know my brother and i are very good at wrestling the worst i ever the worst i ever had was in college me and my buddy col buddy Colin and my buddy Travis and a bunch of idiots.
We were drunk and we were in an apartment complex. Notorious.
It's Archstone. Notorious like, bro, bro, fucking what's all? Oh, what's all, dude? Everyone wanted to.
Arizona. Arizona is just like San Diego.
Wait, wait, wait. You went to college in Arizona? Arizona State.
What? In Phoenix? Phoenix. Yeah, we've talked about this before.
Because my brother went we've talked about this before i forget yeah i don't know that's fine okay uh i don't memorize you lived in tempe yeah did you really yes of course that's where he went to college but it was all bros it's all by the way arizona state is all bros from southern california that can't get into california schools right yeah and they want the cheaper route so they go to a Arizona. That's literally what it is.
So it's all like, oh, fucking lifted. That's all it is out there.
And we're in a parking lot, and a dude backs up his car, and he almost hits somebody that we're with. Now, my memory's foggy about it in terms of why that started, but then somebody hit the trunk of the car.
Like, hey, what the fuck? Yeah. And this guy gets out, and he's running his mouth, and there's like four or five of us and there's one of him and he's like you fucking bitch all this stuff and then i'm thinking not much of it because they're kind of chirping everyone's chirping and he goes inside and comes out with a team a fucking superhero squad of big adult black men and i was like oh what the fuck is this yeah the football team comes outside and it's then it's then at this point it's over we're we have to fight they're gonna fight you're gonna fight we had to what you didn't have to yeah we did why where were we gonna go the other way we're on their turf it's over all right so my buddy colin is the first because he's the one that's talking to the guy i I think he's defending this girl that they almost hit.
And they start going at it.

And right away, I turn around, and I'm just like,

and I'm just met with one right in my face.

And then I'm swinging like this, like a loser,

just getting punched by three people, not hitting anybody.

And I go down to the ground.

And when I kind of come to because I must have gotten knocked out,

I had been kicked like in the back of the neck, shoulder, or whatever.

My buddy Travis was getting work too.

And when we got up, we had to walk back home because we had walked to this party.

So fucked up and sad.

And these guys got to go back in and drink with some of the people that were around us.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

We got the shit beat out of us in the parking lot.

The next day, were you sore and stuff?

Dude, after a fight, everyone who's ever gotten in.

What year is this, by the way?

My freshman or sophomore year of college. So year is that 2002 or three it's so weird because i was still i was doing the tempe improv then so yeah we could have been in one of your shows i should know i could i was probably in the same town with you at some point you could have helped no yeah really you could help me out yeah but i but i'll never forget the first that wasn't the first bad fight i ever lost in but any fight i've ever been in you feel like you got hit in a car accident for a couple of days everything is stiff and it really hurts and it just doesn't make sense and you're like i didn't even get punched here why is my fucking neck so sore i mean everything hurts everything hurts.
Yeah. After stupid fights as a kid,

I never wanted to do it ever again.

Yeah, because you feel bad too.

Even when you win, you lose.

There's a guilt there too.

Well, you lose.

You lose.

You always lose.

There's no winning.

We need to get Jules into a fist fight with somebody.

Yeah.

Let's start a beef with her and Esther, I think.

You should tell Esther that she's been talking shit.

Right.

That she wants to replace Esther on my girlfriend's podcast. because she thinks that she's stronger than her and she thinks she can do it right look at her face I'm gonna tell Esther yeah she still said something that you're shaped like a marshmallow no Esther's too kind no I'm gonna say that to her no we're gonna say you yeah.
By the way, the amount of people that got upset about us even mentioning the idea of Rudy getting replaced.

It's insane.

It's just absurd.

So it's not going to happen, I guess.

Yeah, you're not going to UC Davis.

We're going to choose your college.

Okay, we're choosing your college.

Imagine me and you being counselors.

Oh, my God. Just go somewhere close.

Yeah.

Well, if I was her actual dad and she listened to me, me i'd probably go don't even go to college me too right what yeah yeah what do you what is the point i don't know what do you want to do i don't know yet what do you think you'd like to do i want to be a vet a veterinarian yeah so go to veterinarian school you don't need to go to college for that but you're the first one to make it out of the Philippines and get a college degree I guess that's important I mean you know she's out here for that that's the goal and it's like but she goes to a fancy school now and she's out here to get her education I get it but veterinary school is good she gets straight A's if you can get into a UC school, might as well just go. Yeah, you should.
You should go. Whatever makes you happy.
But I think nothing does. But I have to say this, though.
I'm telling you right now, and I'm not fucking around here. You have to pick your boyfriends wisely.
Yeah, that's a big thing for us. For us.
Because you're going to bring your boyfriends around here. Because I don't want to be doing bad friends five years from now.

And then she brought Antonio or whatever.

Hey, fellas.

Yeah, some doofus.

Why would I bring my boyfriend here?

Because it's a requirement.

We need to meet him and he needs to come to the studio.

Yeah, we got to rip him apart.

Yeah, what the fuck?

Look at Antonio's eyebrows or whatever.

You know what I mean?

He's like, hey, what's wrong with my eyebrows?

Antonio's sexy. Oh, yeah.
See, that's because he wants another Spaniard in here to help him out. By the way, whoever you start dating, you do have to bring them by here.
That's just a rule. Yeah.
You don't like that rule, do you? No. Well, too bad.
What is this? This is a son a fan wrote for you guys. Let's hear it.
Anyway, I'm gay.

I'm gay.

Right?

Right?

Okay.

Okay.

Slip in. This may be a surprise, but you're just as gay as Bobby.

I can see it in your eyes.

Come to your senses and ask each other out.

You'll be such a great couple.

I have no doubts.

You are gay.

You are gay.

And that's okay.

You're gay. You are gay And that's okay You're gay You are gay Okay Don't worry We still love you Thanks for being a bi friend Is that you, Rudy? No That sounded like her You know what? We should go on a date You I? Yeah.
Why don't we go on a date? We'll film it. Why don't we go on a real date? I'm dead serious.
It's so gross, dude. Would you go on a date with me, Tia? Please? But take it serious.
All right. But take it for real.
Like, dress up, look nice. All right.
Let's do your makeup, do your hair. We're we're at a restaurant i want to go to real date no oh we will but let's let's where we're so let's how does it work i pick you up well then rudy i pick you up no i'm the i am the guy you pick me up i pick you up will you pick me up on time you won't be ready so i'll be late you know me well i know very good yeah that gets me a little bit because we have a connection there so you know rudy you're our server okay all right no wait for you pick me up first you're not at the restaurant yet all right sorry yeah what's up man you know walk out the door and say hi and walk down the steps what oh there he is close the door yeah

hi walk out the door and say hi and walk down the steps. What? Oh, there he is.
Close the door. Hi.
Hi, Bob. Get in.
Hey, Andy. Get in.
Are you going to open the... Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. I get out.
I open the door. And then close the door.
Thank you. Yeah.
And then we would have to talk about something that's a little uncomfortable. No, I would probably do this.
You look nice tonight. I go, do you? You would this? You would open with that? You look so intimate.
You look nice tonight. Thank you.
You know, it's funny. I would say something nervous because, right? So I go, yeah, because, you know you know I just joined Amazon I figured out how to get Amazon stuff and I got these new men's soap oh yeah yeah yeah so I got a collection in a box and one of them's like patchouli but one of them this charcoal one yeah and so like and you know I saved the charcoal one you know for a special occasion yeah you smell good thank you for noticing let's go you ready to go get some food where are we gonna go it's a surprise okay and then we would have another awkward thing where i'd go we'd speak at the same time like a bad movie you know we do this so i want it oh oh go ahead go ahead oh you how you I'll go.
Meeks go? Go ahead I'll go Go ahead Oh no I'm getting pulled over Oh no Are your tags up today? No I think everything is okay Oh hi officer how can I help you? Why were you speeding up? Oh, gosh. I didn't think I was speeding.
You were going over 60. Wow.
Was I? What's the speed limit here? 55. And you, may I interrupt? Please.
So you thought that five miles per hour was a little too much for you to handle? Yes. And you pulled us over? Yes.
Wow. Okay.
Let me do this. I'm on a date.
You're going to give us a ticket then? No, not yet. I'm on a date.
I'm on a date, as you can see. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Where are you going? Well, it's a surprise.
It's a surprise. It's, yeah.
I've known her for years, and then we just started, we realized. We just wanted to try it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really sweet.
Okay really sweet so do you think we could be on our way okay okay i can let you go thank you officer appreciate it have a good night you too thanks this episode is brought to you by progressive insurance do you ever find yourself playing the budgeting game? Well, with the name Your Price tool from Progressive, you can find options that fit your budget and potentially lower your bills. Try it at Progressive.com.
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So, yeah, did you? Oh, sorry, sorry. Sorry, I was nervous.
What the fuck? What the fuck? It's the same cop. What the fuck is there? Officer, what's the problem? I forgot.
What were your names? Why? Why would that ever matter? Why would it matter what our names are? I just like taking gay people's names. What's your badge number? What is your badge number? What? Yeah, we're going to report.
We're going to report this over. You're like taking gay people's names? Oh, my God.
Officer Dominguez, write that down. What's your number? 6-7-4-3.
Write that down. We'll be on our way.
Thank you so much. Officer Dominguez, I'm Andrew, and that's Bob, and we are offended.
We're out of here. No, I support gay people.
Yeah, but for you to pull us over and... No.
Well, why do you need our names? Why do you need our names? I like to keep it on my house. You like to keep it on your house.
So you pull over gay people, you get their names, and you just kind of like, you know, write it on the walls of your house? Yes. Wow.
Okay. We get it now.
Well, we'll be on our way. Have a good night.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
Please do... Okay, a good night Bye bye What was that about That was crazy I mean I can't believe it There she is again What could you my God.
Oh, this is a big answer. What could you possibly want? What do you mean? I just smelled a perfume that I really wanted to buy at the store.
Were you? Oh, thank you. So it's like, it's men's nature.
That's a company, right? And if you go to Amazon, right, it comes in six pack. And one of them is charcoal And that's what I've been using It's not really a perfume, it's a soap It's like a soap, yeah We really are late for our reservation We've got to go Let me ask you something right now, Officer Dominguez Because I have a feeling that you might want to pull us over again So get everything out now Right? All the things that you want to ask me now.

Please.

Because we're really late for a reservation.

Do you have any hairstyle that you would say?

Hairstyle?

Well, I like the Roman cut.

I like the Roman cut.

I also like when they shave the sides.

What do they call it?

When they shave the sides.

No, for me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Your hair looks great, Officer Dominguez.

Maybe some bangs?

Do like a bob bang thing? You could easily get away with bangs should i get a tattoo um we don't know you at all what would your tattoo be yeah um i lost my dog so i wanted oh so you lost his dog so you want to tattoo your dog yeah officer dominguez i'm there. This is crazy.
Yeah. But do you want to just come with us to dinner? Sure.
Wonderful. Just park your car.
No, no, no. I don't want to interrupt your first date.
No, it's fine. You already have three times.
Because we're just afraid that you're going to pull us over again. Right.
Okay. Do you promise not to pull us over again? I promise.
Okay. So you're not coming with us.
You're not coming with us. And so you've asked every question that you want.
You're not going to pull over again? Yes. Okay.
Thank you. Have a good night.
Have a good night. Officer Tupac.
Thank you. Officer Tupac.
All right. All right.
Let's go. Please.
Good God. That was crazy.
I've never experienced it. Finally.
We're here at the restaurant. Yeah, we're here.
Oh, my God. So what do you think about it? Have you ever seen this place? Oh, Luigi's.
Luigi's. Yeah, yeah.
It's delicious. Yeah.
Is it based on the Mario Brothers? Well, the irony is it's Luigi's, but it's actually Argentinian food. Wow.
Yeah. Have you ever had it? Not really.
No. It's breaded chicken.
It's steaks, a lot of steaks and chimichurri sauce and stuff like that. You're going to love it.
Okay, good. You're going to love it.
Oh, there's the host down there. There's the host.
Hello, sir. Hello, sir.
Hello. Hello.
Welcome to Luigi's. Thank you.
Thank you. I guess there's the host down there there's the host uh let's hello sir hello hello welcome to twitches thank you thank you uh i guess there's a reservation under the name of santino it's actually what it's santinley because i thought we would that's cute that's really cute yeah santinley santinley is there a santinley here for 8 30 uh um no i'm sorry what the fuck wait i i called did you call i made it on open table i put it on open table and I also called and made sure that you guys still had the table on the terrace that I requested I don't see it here maybe you guys can take it to go hold on one second one second first of all I'm sorry it's under Santino but this is Andrew Santino and my name is Bobby Lee maybe you know who we are we have a podcast called Bad Friends it's under santinly but this is andrew santino and my name is bobby lee and maybe you know who we are comedians we have a podcast called that bad friends it's pretty popular oh i thought that was with uh tom segura and baird kreischer um okay embarrassing what's your name sir yeah pete man do you not sound like a pete but pablo oh peter peter Pablo.
Petey Pablo. The rapper? Petey Pablo? You're the rapper, Petey Pablo? Yeah, yeah.
Yes. Well, listen here, Pete Pablo.
I have a weird feeling, and you can say I'm wrong, but are you not giving us our table because we're two guys on a date? Yeah, it looks a little bad for our clientele. That's disgusting.
That's disgusting. You know, we don't want to eat at a place like Luigi's.
You know, because this is... Woo! Woo! What? In the restaurant? In the restaurant? Pete Pablo, hi! Hello, Officer Dominguez.
Hi, Officer Dominguez. I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to Pete Pablo. Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Holy shit.
I know Pete Pablo. Oh, okay.
Oh, you guys are part of this. Go ahead and have a conversation.
Yeah, sorry. He's my brother.
Oh, no. That makes sense.
Oh, it makes sense. The gay collection of names.
The gay collection of names. Refusing me a table.
Yeah, wow. Wait.
Go ahead and have a conversation. He's refusing a table? Because we're on a date.
Yes. Pete.
No, I love gays. You have to let them in.
Pete, let them in. Let us have a table, Pete.
Would that be okay? Yes, Pete. Okay.
All right, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Officer Dominguez. We really appreciate it.
Can I sit with you?

Honestly.

We might as well.

We have to at this point.

We might as well at this point.

We have to at this point.

Yeah, so.

Okay.

Come sit with us.

Come sit with us.

Let's put up a chair.

Let me take out.

Let me pull your chair off.

Thank you.

No problem.

Thank you.

And Dominguez, I'll do this for you as well.

Thank you.

Just because we're here.

There's our server.

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

Hello.

Oh, so you.

Oh, you do hosting.

It's a one-man shop. Do you cook as well? I do.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Are you Argentinian? I am. Wow.
Okay, wow. All right.
So do you have any specials? Chimichurri steak. Chimichurri steak, that's all you've got? That's it.
Can we get a menu? Chimichurri steak. That's all they serve.
That's all they serve. Okay.
Chimichurri Okay. Well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that?

Do you want something to drink, Dominguez? I want

a lemonade.

A lemonade for Dominguez.

Because you only have chimichurri

steak here, so what are the

drinks options? It doesn't seem like you would have lemonade.

We have

wine. Wine.
And water.

And water. Okay.
With lemon.

We can put lemon. You can put lemon in the water? Yep.
Or the wine? Would you like water. And water.
Okay. With lemon.
We can put lemon.

You can put lemon in the water?

Yep.

Or the wine?

Would you like water, lemon water?

Yes. Would that suffice?

I don't drink, so I'll have just, I guess, a water.

Okay.

I don't really want wine.

I'll just have some water as well.

Are you sure there's nothing, there's like nothing else back there?

We have energy drinks.

Oh. Oh.
I'll have an energy drink what brand we have red bulls perfect perfect i'll have a you have a sugar free red bull no only with sugar okay i'll have a regular red bull fine we'll take we'll take those yeah thank you so much what a weird restaurant i mean honestly just chimichurri wine yeah chimichurri steak red red bull and water And water That's it That's it I don't know how they say business So Dominguez Oh yeah sir And we'll just take three steaks obviously Because we fucking can't choose anything Can we Can we Medium Okay Do we have an option Can we do medium No Yes medium That's the only thing you do Yeah I'd like medium rare if that's possible. No, they only have medium.
You can just undercook it a little bit. They only have medium.
The chef doesn't like suggestions, so. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. So I guess we'll have three medium chimpanzee steaks.
I'll have a Red Bull. You want a Red Bull? I'll take a Red Bull.
Three Red Bulls. Water, lemon water.
Water's all around. Yeah, but no lemon for mine No lemon for his, please

And no ice in mine, please, if you could

Yeah

Did you get all that?

Let me write it down

Why don't you

You can't memorize that?

Can you repeat it back to us

So we make sure you have the order right?

You can't memorize that

I think you guys wanted this thing, right?

Yes!

Of course

Yes!

That's precisely what we wanted

Okay, three Red Bulls

I'm sorry. yes of course that's precisely what we wanted okay three three red bulls yes please and two waters one with ice the other one with lemon yes yes please got it thank you yeah and sir how are the steaks cooked medium right okay great that's it.
Dominguez, how's the night been going for you? Really tough. I just caught two.
A couple of gays on the way out. Caught two lesbians.
Where did you catch them? What were they doing? They were speeding up. Like the way we were speeding up five miles per hour faster than the speed limit? Yes.
Okay, so you caught them and their infraction was serious enough for you to pull them over? I was going to let them go, but they were really angry at me. Really? Oh, shit.
They were mad because you pulled them over. How many times did you pull them over? How many times did you pull them over? Five times.
Five times? That's why they were angry. Yes.
But I had many questions about them. Okay.
All right. Did you pull over anybody else? Did you let them go? Did you let them go? Yeah.
Okay, good. I did.
What were their names? What were their names? Did you collect names. You collect names.
Oh, yeah. Their names were Jessica and Olivia.

Oh. We know them.
Yeah, Jessica and Olivia. We know them.
We know them. They live over on 18th.
Oh, so that's good. Did you have any other trouble tonight? I also met a couple of old people.
Tell me. I'm assuming that they were gay.
gay the one

one

one

one guy

was

bi

sex I'm assuming that they were gay. The one guy was bisexual, and then the other was trans.

Oh, okay.

What's the second one?

The other one was trans.

One was bi and one was trans.

Oh, trans.

Were they together?

I don't know, because they were talking really slow, so I just left them.

Oh, because they're old.

Yeah.

How old are we talking? 85. 85.
85? They were both 85. 85 trans.
And a bi guy? And a bi guy. Okay.
I don't even know how you would get that information. Did you ask him those? Yes.
Oh, I see. Officer Dominguez, correct me if I'm wrong.
It seems like most of the people you pull over and give offenses to are gay or in the LGBTQ community. I'm just interested in them.
I know, but you could look up online or ask a friend. Why do you have to pull us over? Officer Jamega, let me ask you a question.
Are you bi or gay? No, I'm straight. Okay, well, don't get so defensive.
Yeah, really. Jump down my partner's throat there.
So why are you so interested? I just like their personalities Just the same as yours Okay that's very sweet Can I ask you another question? Please We're here waiting for our steaks When did you two first met? Well we first met We've known each other for a while Over a decade We were both comedians over a decade ago. Oh, comedians.
Yeah, and we met at the comic store. Do you know Bert Kreischer? I like Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura.
Yes, we know them. We know them.
Have you ever pulled them over? No. Because you know they're? No, they have families.
Oh, I see. I see.
i'm seeing a pattern it's becoming a little apparent yeah can you please you know what you're very you're very you're offending me why because well you know why you know why and now we need you to um leave please we don't want you i wish you to leave the restaurant but i let you in this restaurant yeah But I think it's just for your own benefit. You're doing that for yourself.
Oh, here's the service. Here's Pete.
Thank you, Pete. You only have one.
I thought you said... Give that to him, Pete.
Okay, there's only one. Okay, thank you.
Mine's supposed to be room temp. No worries.
Thanks. Thank you, Pete.
Pete, I'm good. I have my water.
A water. Okay.
Thank you, Pete. So should I just leave? The water is already here.
I guess you could finish your water. Yeah, she can stay, I guess.
Yeah, that's fine. Fine.
Excuse me, Pete. Yeah? How much longer on the steak? Because medium, I feel like might be done pretty close to now.
Also, do we get any sides? Yeah. We didn't even ask for sides.
There's nothing here. You guys can get fries or salad.
Well, that could have been an option in the beginning. Why didn't you? We didn't ask.
We just get the steak and that's it? We're out of fries. You're out of fries.
We're out of fries. All right.
Well, so can I have a salad? Can we get the salad? I guess. Yes or you guess? He says he guesses.
Yes. It's like the rudest.
He's so rude. Can we pick a dressing or no? Is there dressing? Olive oil and vinegar.
That's it. That's all you've got.
That's all you've got there. Okay.
And is there, let me guess, it's just lettuce and that's it. And chimchurri sauce.
That's what I'm thinking it is. A little bit of tomato too.
A little bit of tomato. Okay, thank you.
Can we have some of those? We'll have some salads please while we're waiting. You don't have soup? Is this such a steak soup salad? Yeah, you know, Andrew, this is a terrible place.
Have you eaten there before? No, no. I read one Yelp review.
I did the Yelp review. That was you? That was you? You read? Nope.
And I should have, you know what it said on there? I should have known. What? It said a great place for gays.
Yeah. And that was a trap.
It was a trap and that's why you were like, gays, I'm thinking about, you know. 100%.
A great place for gaze is what it said. And I just thought, five stars, this has got to be the spot.
It was only Yelp review. Yeah.
You know, Andrew, let's fuck, forget dinner, let's just fuck. Let's go.
Right here at Luigi's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. So that was, let me just say something about your improv skills amazing very good the callback was so good so two callbacks there's really bomb and can i tell you uh that restaurant is a lot better i know we got bad service at it but it is pretty good i think we should go back at some point okay would you seriously go on a date with me dude you're acting weird no in real life would you do it no why because it's don't how fun would that be you and i go on a date yeah film it though yes of course okay with the we if we film it yes yes and we go on a date and we film it yeah where you will you wear a dress please yeah i'll wear a suit i'll wear makeup the whole thing will you get your hair done yeah i'll do can we get your hair professionally done i'll get a perm for real yeah this is phenomenal i'm not shaving my mustache though why would i want you to shave that i like you the way you are thank you so we're the makeup yes we're a dress and you'll get your hair done by we're gonna get like a good hairstylist yes we'll get a fill we're filming it we're going we'll go to like nobu nobu where are we gonna go like somewhere really.
No. No? Nope.
Where? I don't want to go anywhere where I'm going to know anybody. Well, more people would probably know us at a not nice place than a very nice place.
No, I think if you and I went to a Red Lobster or a Sizzler, I think we're safe. Like an outback.
And we're not going to go anywhere near the city. We have to go like out to Encino.'re gonna go to riverside riverside i'll go to riverside with you yeah i'll wear the makeup on we can't say that now some a fan will go we're gonna go somewhere somewhere yeah somewhere else barstow or whatever right you're gonna pick us up she's no no she's the driver i want her to drive us yeah you're driving us right yeah and when i go on a day when we then you and i are gonna sit in this back seat together how cute oh fuck man please no for me all right thank you all right are you down for this this is fun right yeah you know you brought up segura and the other guy a lot you you got to be honest with me you really had more fun with those guys you did with us? No.
You love us. Yes.
But I do believe this. She liked it.
She had so much fun. I do believe.
And she's going to deny it all she wants, right? Which is like her thing. Yeah, it's her thing.
Deny, deny, deny, deny. I believe, and I'll bet my life on it, that she likes Tom and Bert more than she likes you.
What? Why did you do that? Why are you doing that? Just to hurt my feelings? No, no, I believe it. I mean, it's probably not true, but that's just a thing that I have.
I've been so nice. I've been so loving and nice.
I'm like this. I'm like it.
I love it. That hurts my heart, Rudy.
Why are you believing Tito Bobby? Yeah, yeah. Because he's pushing this narrative.
She loves you. You're pushing this narrative.
She loves you. Why are you doing that to her? I just wanted to see what would happen.
I know. I like her.
I know. I looked at she got mad at you.
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What's going on

with the baby?

Is the baby healthy and okay?

Have you seen it live?

I had.

Can we bring up a picture? You literally saw the baby?

Yeah. He's vaccinated.
He went and saw

the baby. You could too.

You're vaxxed up, dude.

Did the baby open his eyes too. I could go see the baby.
Yeah, you're vaxxed up, dude. And then what did the baby, did the baby like open his eyes, little eyes?

Yes, he did.

Oh, how cute is that?

He's very cute.

Honestly, how is George feeling?

I think he's very happy, tired and happy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And his wife, this is her third marriage?

Yeah, third marriage.

Third marriage. And how many kids does she have from her previous marriages?? Yeah, third marriage.
Third marriage.

And how many kids does she have from her previous marriages?

It has like five altogether.

Five kids.

So the house looks like a little-

It's like a runabout of all little kids.

No, no, she didn't have five.

She has five other kids?

Yeah, with three other guys.

Two other guys.

Wait, wait, wait.

So George lives with like five kids?

Yeah.

Yes.

How do you not know that? Wait, five Asian kids. Well, half.
Half Asian. And now they have a sixth? Right.
Yes, correct. This is like the easiest math on earth.
She doesn't have other kids. There's no way.
What do you mean? She's been married twice before. It doesn't matter.
She doesn't have other kids. There's no way.
I would have known about it. How do you not know this? Call George right now.
It could be a bit. You're doing a bit.
I'm not doing a bit. There is no way.
I'm not doing a bit. I'm not doing a bit.
All right, let me call him. You call him.
Just everyone shut the fuck up. Okay.
Give me your phone. Put it down.
I don't want you to text anything. Okay.
Give me your phone. I'm not texting him.
Give me the phone. It's down.
Literally, I'll show you. I'm not texting him.
I'll show you. Hello? How are you? Oh, doing good.
How's the baby? Oh, baby's doing great. Hey, um.
Good little kid ever. Hi, George.
Hi, George. Your wife, does she have other children? Um, just five beforehand.
Why? Do they live with you? Yeah. I did not know that.
Told you. How come you never brought it up? I thought I told it to you guys.
I knew George, and I said that to him, and he was like, no, he doesn't. And I was like, how do you not know? I didn't know that told you how come you never brought it up i thought i told it to you guys i knew george and i said that to him and he was like no he doesn't i was like how do you not know that you had five how old are these kids um between like two and uh ten two and ten yeah two and ten and you have so you take care of five other kids from a woman and and now you have six kids yep let me ask you something George what Bobby okay and I'm going to say something very honest with you and I've never been so sincere in my life I believe what you you're saying to me right now, but if I find out that you're lying,

I'm never going to work with you again.

And that's a real sincere thing.

So tell me now that you're lying, right?

But if it's truth, that's fine.

And I will accept the truth.

But if you're lying to me right now, right?

Honestly, and you would take my word for it.

I will never work with you again. Okay? You'll be fine without him.
Tell me the honest truth now. Bobby, I've offered you to come over to my place for dinner with my family.
And you won't go. Many times.
Uh-huh. And that's already made it difficult to work together.
So I would like you to take me up on this once COVID's over and we're safe.

And I'll see six kids there.

Meet the brood.

Meet the brood.

Yes, you will.

All right.

I believe you, and I'm sorry I didn't know that fact.

Love you, George.

Love you, guys.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

I did not know that.

I feel shitty.

You should. You've been working with them for seven years.
I did not know that. I feel shitty.
Should.

You've been working with him for seven years.

Why wouldn't he show me photos?

You wouldn't look at photos if someone had to show you photos.

No, because this is little Sing Sing.

And you'd go, get the fuck out of here, I don't care.

No, I wouldn't.

Yes, yes, you would.

Is that Sing Sing?

He said, come over to the house and have dinner.

You've never gone over to the house for dinner. That speaks volumes.
He's worked for you for seven fucking years. I feel bad about it.
Should. Wow, so he has...
Have you known about his kids, Rudy? No, I don't know. He's never said anything? Yeah.
Well, she's too new. Yeah, but I'm telling you right now, I know for a fact that he's telling the truth because if he's tricking me, I'm not kidding you right now.
I hate when people lie to me like that. If he's tricking me, dude, I'm going to burn him so hard, dude.
I'm being real, but I know that he's not because he wouldn't risk that fact. He's telling the truth, but there's a part of me that wants him to be lying because you're going to see a side of me you've never fucking seen before.
Oh, shut up. Not being real.
Why? Because I don't like being lied to. And I don't like pranks on me.
I don't like people pranking me and deceiving me. And I'll tell you who else I'm going to take it out on.
Who? All right? These two. I'm not kidding you.
I will take it out on you. In what way? And I know people are listening right now going, oh, what is he going to do? What is Bobby Lee going to do? He's acting strange and he's a bully or whatever right now.
You've never seen this side of me. What is this side? The first thing I would do is I'd be like, I would probably go to Kalala and go, listen, I just have this feeling.
I just kind of want to start over. And she's going to be like, well, like what? I like, well, how difficult would it be to start Tiger Billy over with a different name? I'll be mad at you.
I'll be mad at you. Right.
But I'll let it go. Yeah.
We'll do bad friends. Right.
Yeah. But we are going to find a fire.
Everybody find a new Find a new people. I texted him.
I made him say that. No, no, no.
Come here. You guys come in here.
He needs to work the fucking board. No, no.
Come in here. Come in here.
Come in here. Come in here.
Andreas, come in here. Come here, Pete.
Come here. Honestly, dude.
Right? Yeah. I'll tell you something, okay? Here he goes.
Here we go. Last week, right? Hey, Andrew.
Hey, George. No, no.
Bobby says, because you have fake kids, he's going to fire everybody. He's mad and he said we deceived him and we lied to him.
Let me ask you something right now.

Turn it up.

Andreas, Andreas.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye, George.

Last week, for the first time, right, I said, you know what?

We'll exchange numbers.

Did we not exchange numbers and whatnot, right?

Because I – and also, you know, earlier today, I was kind of playing around with you.

I'm trying to have a different relationship with you so we can be closer and we can do other things together, if you're lying to me right now dude so does George have five other kids that's the right fucking that's the right fucking answer you see how that's the right fucking answer this is the bully you see the bully you see the little bully I don't know you right? I don't know you. You're new, right?

Yeah, Pete's brand new.

Let me ask you something right now.

Let's build this fucking relationship, you and I, with honesty.

Does he have five other kids?

What?

He doesn't.

You may be removed.

Oh, God.

You're such a fucking brat.

You know what I mean?

I swear to fucking God.

You fucking lied to me, George.

In front of my fucking eyes.

And you know what's so funny about that kudos for George

for finally getting a pair of balls and fucking

having some fun cause he always gets scared

of you when you say some shit like that

it's super irrational and you like force

him into this weird bully corner

I'm calling him right now

hey okay time out before you do it

I'm not gonna fire him

let's talk let's talk

let's all talk for a second

call him and seriously be like

Thank you. Hey, okay, time out.
Before you do it, time out. No, no, let's talk.
I'm not going to fire him. No, no, let's talk.
Let's talk. Let's talk.
Let's talk. Let's all talk for a second.
Okay. Call him.
Yeah. And seriously be like, I know that Andrew made you lie.
Yeah. So, I'm not kidding.
I'm going to... Bad friends is over.
We're still going to work together. But the Andrew thing, gone.
Let me call him. He doesn't.
I've never pulled up pranked on him. Yeah.
So, what are you going to? I'm going to say that I'm outside that you get fired. You're going to say you're outside because Bobby just fired you? Yeah.
Yeah, that's better. Okay, but we got to have it on the, you got to have it on the mic.
Right, right. Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, go do that. Yeah, but let me say something right now, dude.
You have to be Academy Award winning convincing. Well, get on the fucking camera so we can watch it.
Yeah, yeah. Get down there so we can watch him get fired.
Okay. Huge, it does go right george by the way do not break i swear i won't i saw you break what a nice quality hey george hey sorry uh bobby got really mad i think maybe you have to call him.
I'm outside. He just fired me.
Just actually? Yeah. I don't know.
I think Pete is fine, you know? He's finishing the show today, but I guess I'm just going to go home. Really? Yeah.
Thanks, Tiger Belly for me. Yeah.
I mean, he's really... I think he's really mad at you, too.
And Andrew's trying to calm him down, but poof. I've never seen him like that.
He just broke the Tito thing, the bag on the table.

He throws something at my face, but

I dodged it.

Yeah.

Shit.

Yeah.

You told me that he was fun.

He's an asshole.

There must be something else going on. Well, anyway, I want to let you go, but yeah, I think you should call him.
Okay. Okay, sorry.
Bye. Very good.
He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me.
I think you went a little too far i thought you did it was fun throwing stuff overkill you know what i mean i wanted to make sure that i threw something in there no no no you did good yeah you did good the throwing stuff made it seem so i'm not gonna call him until he calls me but he's gonna when he calls you yeah voicemail him. He's going to be so mad.
Voicemail him. Voicemail him.
I'll go right to voicemail. Yeah, right to...
Okay. I'm going to get fired on the other end.
No, you're not. You're hired here forever.
And if he fires you, I fire him. You're going to be the guy.
That's the power. He fires you, I fire him, we rehire you.
You own the company. Okay, now now should I pick call him again write to voicemail

right away

again

right away

one more time

okay

just like when Dominguez

Dominguez

but the third one

I pick up

yeah that's fine

alright

but I need to hear it then

but you

but you've done this a lot

with him

of making him feel nervous

but I want you to be like

super low key

be like

no I made up my mind

it's

I'm done

cause if you're high

he'll know it's

we're fucking

great

great acting note

thank you

Thank you. super low key be like no I made up my mind it's I'm done cause if you're high he'll know it's we're fucking great great acting note thank you thank you he's not calling me again cause now he's nervous now he's actually fucking nervous so do I call him yeah before he calls Kalilah yeah cause he'll call oh yeah you're right I gotta call him now you're right I gotta call him now you're right you're right let me text Kal're right you're right right let me text kalyan say don't pick up if george calls hey bobby hey um dude i just i just fired andreas and i i think i'm thinking about firing pp i don't know pete really didn't do anything but i just don't like being lied to and i And listen, dude, I'm like, you know, I was rageful at first, but I'm kind of to my senses.
And I think it's just I think what happened was like over the years, I just felt like the deal between all of us. I think that's what the bottom line is, like the deal between all of us.
I felt like it was unfair. And then like it just came up when I found out the line finds a prank or whatever

but I think that that

you know what I mean the hidden thing

underneath it was like this might just resentment

or whatever and it's just I just think that

you know I think I

want to start over man

I think that's what

it boils down to it's like I know it's like something

stupid and petty about lying and being tricked

I don't know it was so fucking weird man I never

snapped like that before in my life

Thank you. I think that's what it boils down to.
It's like, I know it's like something stupid and petty about lying and being tricked. I don't know.
It was so fucking weird, man. I never snapped like that before in my life.
I've never fucking, I've never done that before in my life, man. I feel fucking, I fucking got violent, man.
And it's like, I just don't, I don't know, man. I can't even know what words to say, man.
Maybe we wait a couple days until I calm down, but it's like...

I don't know, dude.

I don't like being made fun of it.

I feel like I was just being bullied or something, you know?

Because I fucking asked you.

I go directly.

I go, dude, I go,

you're honest with me,

and then you just didn't...

You went on with it,

and then it's like... Like, you would always back me, and then you just didn't, you went on with it, and then it's like, like, you would always, you would always back me, dude.
You would always back me, dude. That's the trust that we have.
I will always back you. I thought it was part of a bit.
It's not, how is that a bit? When I call you and I say, dude, you fucking, it'll be done between you and I if you don't tell me the truth, and then you hang up, and now in my head, I'm like, I feel guilty that I don't know the fact that you have five other fucking kids. Bobby, I, from my perspective, I was just, I was got a text from San Diego, but like, I needed to tell you I had.
Yeah, well, you would fucking side with that piece of shit. Sorry.
You would side with him. We're closer.

We are close bobby i thought it was completely a bit so i didn't want to ruin the bit i did not know the bit is the bit okay let me just say something dude in comedy dude the bit when when when when when one of the guys in the bit says to another guy hey be honest with honest with me, dude, right now, or these consequences, you know, and then it's like, when you don't do it, it's like, it crosses a line, bro. I did not know.
I've told, like, Jules to, like, to fib for a bit before, like, by saying that she brought the knife and I'm like I'm gonna say this right now dude Andreas is done I fucking that guy is a weasel and he's done alright so I'll talk to you tomorrow don't call Kalilah don't contact me I'll contact you fuck man oh no what he sink? No. I know, but he's going to lose it.
He's going to lose it. He's going to lose it.
He has a newborn baby. Let it sink.
Okay, okay. Let it sink in.
Oh, God, dude. He's panicking.
How are you on his side? She knows. I like George.
I like George, too. This is pretty fun.
All right, let her call George, then. Who? Let Rudy call George.
This is your acting. No! No! I'm not.
I'm not. You're not going to be able to do it.
You're not going to be able to do it. Well, then call him and tell him it's all okay.
Okay. Yeah, that's nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you do that? Because he'll like it coming from her.
Because, by the way, he's got a newborn kid. He's probably having a heart attack right now.
There's a guilt. There's a guilt, but not really.
That was fun, though. God, they were good.
Don't prank me, please. God, you sold it so good.
What a not prank.

We're joking about him having kids.

I know.

All right, put it on speaker.

Let's get it.

Talking about blowing something out of proportion.

God.

Hey, Jules.

George?

Yeah?

It's a prank.

It's a prank. George, it's a prank.
It's a prank. It's a prank, George.
It's a prank, George. Stop.
Fucking Andres. Attaboy, Andres.
Good, Andres. Earning your stripes.
Yeah, you get a raise, Andres. You get a double raise.
He said they made him. Andres, you and I are done, Andres.
Sorry, girls. I gotta call somebody.
Okay. Bye, George.
Wow. That was fun.
So funny. You know he's calling.
My girlfriend. He's calling me.
No, he's calling someone. Is he calling you? Yeah.
Should I pick out? Speaker, speaker, speaker. Hey, boss.
Fucking Andre. We go back.
There is trust trust between us we go back how many years first year films full of columbia over 13 years ago yep there is trust between us that trust is broken right now now don't call my wife don't call anybody you just drive straight home straight home. We're not having a Tiger Belly upload tomorrow.

I'm not sure if this episode of Bad Friends is going up this week.

He's kidding.

He's kidding.

When George tries to get tough, it's like unacting.

George, we love you, George.

Yeah, Georgie.

Get back to us soon.

Bye, guys.

Bye, dude.

Bye.

Well, let's give a little clap for Andres for participating and to Officer Dominguez that was good he has to get off the mic when he comes in here it doesn't matter I don't give a fuck I just want to tell him something I want to tell you something listen he's sweating go stand over there so we can see you on the camera. Last week when we exchanged numbers, you know, and then today, you know, and what you just did today, right? Huge.
It now brings you up to a level with me that's like now we're peers. Yes.
I'm a little ahead of you. I have a little bit more power.
But my point, though, is that we're getting there. And I wanted to say thank you so much for your service.
Congratulations. Let's do great work together in the future.
Let's make movies. Let's be creative.
And let's find a way to get George out of here. Okay.
Okay? Sounds like it. All right.
Thank you so much, Andrea. Honestly.
Yeah, yeah. Find a way.
Find a way. So you wouldn't do, you wouldn't, let's suppose, okay, let's say I go i have a well is it a comedy you're gonna play what is it a comedy no well then why i don't know why i'm saying that so you wouldn't do a movie just based on money if it was a fucking absurd amount of money right a million dollars right million dollars to do what uh it's a movie called gay Hitler.
First of all, keep the money. I'm in.
Right. Yeah.

That's. A million dollars, right? A million dollars to do what? It's a movie called Gay Hitler.
First of all, keep the money. I'm in.
Right. Yeah, that's hilarious.
But you're, you know, Hitler's lover. Okay, I'm in.
Okay. And it's kind of like soft porn.
I'm in. Right.
So, you know, there's not going to be a real insertion going on. Even better but but if i want to i can well you know yeah i mean perfect we will let me see who's playing hitler perfect we just broke ron jeremy out of prison i'm in so he's playing gay hitler okay right there's no real insertion going on, but there is like skin contact.
Fine.

Right.

Love it.

Hold the penis, skin contact.

Like I said, keep the money.

That's my film.