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Speaker 2 Can you hear me? I mean, kind of. But not really.
We can hear the fans more than anything else.

Speaker 2 But it looks good. Is it really? Doesn't it look good, Jules?

Speaker 3 Yeah, it looks good.

Speaker 2 All right, we can't hear you. I can't hear you now.

Speaker 2 I can't hear you at all. But you look good.
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

Speaker 2 White dude and an Asian dude.

Speaker 3 You two are disgusting.

Speaker 2 Probably you two or something. We're bad friends.

Speaker 2 Why are you in a bad mood, Jules? She's not in a a bad mood. She just.

Speaker 2 Let her say it. No, let me.
Why?

Speaker 2 Because she's going to deny it. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. I'm her attorney.
Okay, go. Oh, sorry.
Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm representing her. Oh, you do? Okay.
Yeah, so my client here,

Speaker 2 hearsay, this is a hearsay, right, from different sources. Right.

Speaker 2 I heard that she had her very first panic attack today. Did you really? Yeah.
Yeah. She didn't know what it was.
Welcome.

Speaker 2 I know. Welcome to the next one.
I've had so many of them. Thousands.
Seriously. I'm having one right now.

Speaker 2 Will you seriously explain your experience?

Speaker 3 I was doing homework.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then my hands started to feel numb.

Speaker 2 That's a stroke.

Speaker 2 That's not a panic attack. She's like, and my face fell asleep.
And my elbow drooped.

Speaker 2 What is it? What else happened?

Speaker 3 My hands felt shaky and numb. And then I started to

Speaker 3 breathe heavily, like I couldn't breathe.

Speaker 2 Oh. Like you were.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Did it it feel like your heart was skipping a beat or no? Was your heart pounding heavy? Like you could feel it out of your chest? Right, correct. Another symptom.
These are all dire symptoms.

Speaker 2 Do you know what you were thinking about at the time when it happened? Yeah. What was it?

Speaker 3 Secret.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 And now we're going to have to get that out of you. Yeah.
What's the secret? What's the secret? Welcome. Welcome back to What's That Secret?

Speaker 2 Old saying, you're as sick as your secrets. That's exactly right.
So what's your secret? What secrets make you sick? Secret secrets hurt someone. What is it? Secret secrets are no fun.
Secret secrets.

Speaker 2 Secret secrets hurt someone dumb, dumb to you if you have it. If you have it.
If you have it. Every secret has a unique weight to it, and you can only carry them for so long.
What is your secret?

Speaker 2 It's a secret. That's okay.
It's a secret. And what is it? Not for long.
This is where you make it up. Okay.

Speaker 2 If you don't want us to know the secret. We've been doing this show for 51 weeks.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Make it up. Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
My laptop broke oh i'm having withdrawal withdrawals from what you're having withdrawals yeah yeah she's having withdrawals from what

Speaker 2 valorant valorant yeah yeah it's sad what's the real secret though yeah that's it

Speaker 2 that's it yeah that's such a what a bad also by the way to make you feel comfortable i'm genuine i have i had panic attacks yeah for years and i had them in college

Speaker 2 I've told the story before, but this isn't fun. I was working at a restaurant and I was serving and I was tired and dehydrated and I just hadn't eaten all day.

Speaker 2 And I felt really like hazy and woozy and I didn't feel well. And I was like, oh man, I just haven't eaten.
That's why. But I also had worked myself, like, I was working crazy hours.

Speaker 2 I wasn't sleeping. And I get these things called ocular migraines.
Do you know what that is? I go blind in one eye. Like, I'm like, my vision goes away.

Speaker 2 So I started to get an ocular migraine and I had all those symptoms. I never had had a panic attack before.
And I had such a bad fucking panic attack.

Speaker 2 I went outside behind the restaurant and I laid down on the rocks. Yep.
Like I was going to die. Yeah.
Another time what he did was he. Here it is.
What?

Speaker 2 No, no, go ahead. Remember, you went to the bathroom and went,

Speaker 2 you stood up, you went,

Speaker 2 and you hit your head against it. It wasn't a panic attack.
What was that? It was, it was alcohol, lack of sleep, and lack of food. Okay.
And whatever that is, he does that too. And vertigo.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was silly.
Sometimes I hit my face on a sink counter.

Speaker 2 Am I the only one that's ever hit their head on a sink counter? I did this movie called Heartbreakers, and it was a really bad movie, and great director.

Speaker 2 And Sticky Fingers, is that a rapper? Yeah, Sticky Fingers. Fingers was in it.

Speaker 2 He was in the scene. He's the chess player.
Right, the chess player, right? Did I tell you the story about how I had a monologue? No. I mean, I know you guys played chess together.

Speaker 2 We did play chess, so I had a monologue with them, right? Yeah. And I go, the camera's set up, right? Yeah.
It's a, it's a, it's a single from my waist up. Sure.

Speaker 2 And they go, and also, I remember them, they're running out of time.

Speaker 2 Like, like they have to wrap.

Speaker 2 We got to go. We got to go.
Right. And I have this one-page thing.

Speaker 2 Two words I get into it.

Speaker 2 The hemisphere, or whatever the line is. The hemisphere.
The hemisphere.

Speaker 2 I stop. And I have a fucking panic attack.
Full on. Full on.
Like, I can't talk. Trembling, sweating.
Right? Cut, cut, cut, right? And, you know, people come.

Speaker 2 You're all right because, you know, we got to to go. You're all right? Let's fucking go.
We got to go. We got to go.
Which only, like, puts fucking fuel on the fire. Of course.
Right.

Speaker 2 Then it's way worse. Yeah.
So now I'm trembling. Like, imagine if someone walked in the room when you're having a panic attack and I was like, what's wrong? And you're like.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And I remember

Speaker 2 they just moved on. Because you can't get the scene.
Couldn't get it out. Oh, Bob.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But it looked like a bad thing.

Speaker 2 That's why when you call the casting director, when I fail sometimes. You didn't have a panic attack.
Okay. You didn't have a panic.
And you call me out in that way.

Speaker 2 Another thing you call me, how was that? Oh, you know, another thing you've been doing lately, which I don't like, let me just get this out of the way. I love you so much.
Okay, I love you too.

Speaker 2 Is you call me out? Oh, look at this weird, crazy spider on my microphone. Yeah, you deserve it.
George! You deserve it. Look at that.
Here's another thing that you've been doing. Oh, he's repelling.

Speaker 2 This week

Speaker 2 that's been driving me cray-cray. What is it? You call me out.

Speaker 2 I want to save his life, though. I'll put him in a bag.

Speaker 2 See what happens? My therapist told me this is going to happen.

Speaker 2 I have a resentment. We'll save you for later.
I have a resentment. You mean I have the.
I'm.

Speaker 2 No, it's fine. I'm brave enough.

Speaker 2 Brave enough to bring.

Speaker 2 So a lot's been going on in the news and in the social cycle.

Speaker 2 What did I do? I called you this week to talk to you about a few different things. No, you've been calling me.

Speaker 2 This is the first. This is what you've been doing.

Speaker 2 Did you get it?

Speaker 2 Right? I did. No.
Twice you did it. But you still don't know.

Speaker 2 I do know. You don't? I do.
Because you got it. No.
You got it. I didn't.
You got it. No, I didn't.
You didn't get it? No. They gave it to...
I don't know.

Speaker 2 They don't tell you that on the phone. You can ask your agent.
Yeah, but I didn't even ask. They go, you didn't get it.

Speaker 2 I don't know if I got it or not. You got it.
No, I got a call saying they love me. They love you.
Right? And they like my audition. Told you.
Right? See? And they're...

Speaker 2 What are you doing on your green? She's not even listening. That's what she's been doing lately.
Who are you telling me? She's not even here. Are you here?

Speaker 3 No, because I'm reading my school's emails.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 bullshit. Bullshit, you bullshit.
You little fucking idiot. You fucking liar.
It's true. Yeah, it is.
Read it out loud. What does it say? It is true because in the car right over.

Speaker 2 She was reading emails. No, she goes like this.
16th, February 22.

Speaker 2 She kept saying that. 16th, February 22.
I go, what are you fucking saying right now? What is this? And she's like, I have to go back to school. 16th or February 22.

Speaker 2 February 22nd, you need to go back. Yeah.
Is that what the email's about? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So now you know the information, can you let it go and be in the present moment and do the fucking podcast? Okay.

Speaker 2 You're skating on thin ice now. Oh, man.
You're irritating. Thinnest the ice.
Thinnest ice. Irritating the fuck out of me right now.
And you know what? We should make you tell the secret.

Speaker 2 That's what we should make you do because of what you're up to. But let me say something to you, Andrew.

Speaker 2 I was hoping, right, that I wasn't going to get it. Just that I can give you shit about it.
I know, but that's the best part because you're going to get it. And then I can give you shit about it.

Speaker 2 But here's the deal. Here's the stipulation.
What? If you get it, I have to fly over there with you. You're going to go to Hungary.

Speaker 2 It's in Budapest, yeah. Is that where

Speaker 2 Hungary is?

Speaker 2 Is Hungary in Budapest? Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Is that Hungary the capital?

Speaker 2 Hungary is the city. Yeah.
Budapest is the state. I know that.
The country. No.
Budapest is the state. Oh, and it's within Turkey.
Turkey's the citizen. Yeah, the citizenship.
The citizenship. Right.

Speaker 2 And Lithuania. And Greeks are dirty, shellfish-eating people.
They are. Yeah.
They're dirty, hairy people. Dirty, hairy people.
Pieces of shit.

Speaker 2 I know that fucking Hungary is a fucking country. All right, so don't be dumb-dumb.
Budapest. Budapest.
You'll fly over there with me? I want to so bad. I know.

Speaker 2 But when I go to Hawaii, you never show up. First of all, first of all, I asked you.

Speaker 2 yeah hey wouldn't it be cool if i came to hawaii and we did like a little bad friends in hawaii yeah you know what you texted back what no exactly so what the are you saying now i want you to fight for it oh you want i want you to fight for hawaii dude you don't want this love to be that easy yeah i want you to go come on man you know what i'm sure i should just show up yeah i mean given this dude i when i was in hawaii i had eight days off and you did nothing Well, I did stuff.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 Kyla wasn't there. You were there alone.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I would wake up and I go. Why doesn't she go with you? Because we have so many.

Speaker 2 What are you doing?

Speaker 3 Nothing.

Speaker 2 Why do you have... Yeah, you were.

Speaker 3 I'm checking the time.

Speaker 2 The time that we're at now? Yeah. We just started.

Speaker 2 I just want to check. Why do you get it again?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 I just checked the time.

Speaker 2 Wow. Oh, wow.
You know what? If you don't want to be here,

Speaker 2 if you don't, how about this? If you don't want to be here, too bad, because you have to. You have to be here.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you have to. Otherwise.

Speaker 2 You're done for. Yeah.
You're gone. Here, we haven't even thought about.
Here's what we haven't even thought about. Yeah.

Speaker 2 she's getting accepted to colleges now oh no i know so when do you go to college september

Speaker 2 oh my god yeah so now what college i don't know yet but you got accepted to one what'd you get accepted to root uh

Speaker 2 divide

Speaker 2 you never to the phoenix online

Speaker 2 calci

Speaker 2 northridge no fullerton okay that's that close fullerton it's in southern california that's anaheim that's like fullerton's not far She could still drive to come to the podcast. She has to.

Speaker 2 If you go to Fullerton. Yeah, you have to.
What's the other one?

Speaker 3 We don't know yet.

Speaker 2 How many did you apply to?

Speaker 2 Eight. Eight of them.
Eight schools? What's your dream school?

Speaker 3 Long Beach.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Long Beach. Yeah, Long Beach is a great school.
Shout out to Snoop. Dog.
Wait,

Speaker 2 Long Beach State. Yeah.
Yeah, the home of the

Speaker 2 What's their mascot?

Speaker 2 You're not going to get into it. Home of the.
What if their administration's watching this right now? Yeah, home of the. We're really interested in this Rudy girl.
Rudy Jewels.

Speaker 3 Blue Whales.

Speaker 2 Home of the Blue Whes. Home of the Blue Whales.
Home of the Blue Whales.

Speaker 2 Exactly. Long Beach State,

Speaker 2 California State, Long Beach, C-S-U-L-B. Home of the Dirtbags.
That's their baseball team. Home of the Dirtbags.
That's real. Yeah, that is real.
That is actually real.

Speaker 2 And they have a big pyramid where their basketball team plays. Look, there's one right.
Look, there it is right there. George is pulling it up so you can see it.
What's their new ass?

Speaker 2 And the new mascot's called the L-B? What the fuck is that? The L-B is a shark. Click on the images.
I'd like to see what the L-B looks like. E-L-B-E-E, the L-B.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.
What did it used to be? Something racist? They had to get rid of it. What's that guy next to it?

Speaker 2 Prospector Pete. Jay Leno.

Speaker 2 Jay Leno is a...

Speaker 2 That is literally Jay Leno. Yeah, man.

Speaker 2 You're taking for goat. Hey, he's trying to take for some goat.

Speaker 2 So this guy got banned, Prospector Pete, probably because it was embedded in some sort of racial narrative that they were like, we got to get rid of it.

Speaker 2 Can I say something else that you have? It's so funny why they're not going to be able to do it. I say something else else I have to admit? Yeah, please.
And it's very difficult to admit it. Admit it.

Speaker 2 I will.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 how do I begin? When you suggest things, you know. When I suggest what? Things to watch or listen to.
TV and film? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I've done a great job.

Speaker 2 You how many people commented and said in and of itself was? Okay, so I'm going to talk about that. Life-changing.
Okay.

Speaker 2 And boy, I've got a list of new shit to watch because we've been watching. Okay.
Can I just tell you about my story? Get it out. okay

Speaker 2 so you you you you brought up in and of itself yes and i you know i go i'm when you said it i i thought to myself i'm never gonna watch it

Speaker 2 i will not watch i will not

Speaker 2 i refuse yeah right yeah so i'm at home right and i'm just on hulu

Speaker 2 right and i skim right I'm skimming. Skimming.
You know, they have the little things.

Speaker 2 You suggest this. Yeah.
You know, you might like this. Yeah.
And I run past it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Fuck it. Nah.
Just out of of spite. Yeah, out of spite.
Dick. So I go, you know what, dude? I think I should watch it because I know I'm not going to like it.

Speaker 2 I know that whatever he says, I know that whatever he says about it, right, is absolutely wrong. Right.
And so I'm just going to watch it out of spite. Right.
Right.

Speaker 2 So that I can come back to the podcast and go, fuck you.

Speaker 2 You owe me two hours of my life or whatever it might be. Right.
You waste significantly more than two hours of your own life on dumb shit. So go ahead.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I don't like the way you're fucking holding that fucking glass, by the way. It's the biggest cup we've got okay so i'm watching it five minutes in

Speaker 2 five minutes in my eyes are going

Speaker 2 told you i'm not being i'm not kidding you i told you

Speaker 2 i had to push pause because you're bubbling and i'm like oh god oh god that was so good right and i hated myself for it by the end of the movie yeah you were moved weren't you not moved

Speaker 2 not bubbles not kidding you

Speaker 2 I'm trembling, right? Yeah. Oh my God, that was life-changing.
Right. And I go, Kalila, you have to watch this.
Yeah, you guys, well, you FaceTimed me. Yeah.
And Kalila was in the background.

Speaker 2 And she, I didn't, why didn't you watch it with her in the first place? Because she doesn't, she's worse than

Speaker 2 when it comes to you. Yeah.
She's worse. Why?

Speaker 2 Because we just don't trust you.

Speaker 2 You think we don't trust you?

Speaker 2 You don't trust my.

Speaker 2 We don't. You don't trust my trust.

Speaker 2 I'm beginning to a little bit. You should.
All right. You should.
Now I'm beginning. Did you just, you didn't see it yet? No.
No, no, no. It's amazing.
Yeah, it is amazing.

Speaker 2 So what I'm saying is, is that, and other people I've read on Twitter that you suggested it, have watched it and they go, thank you. They love it.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you right now, now you get a second person to validate. Okay.
Okay. I'm saying that it's, I'll tell you why I like it, and I'll tell you why it's genius.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to give anything away. No, bro.
Don't. I'm not.
But he's taking two

Speaker 2 performance arts mediums,

Speaker 2 combining them. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 2 And it's very authentic and original. Yeah.
But it's also very life-affirming. And it's just well done.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And it's like, it's just, you can tell, you know, they say, people say this a lot about.

Speaker 2 You're not good at whatever your art is until you hit your 10,000 hour mark, you know, whether it's music or fashion or comedy or writing or performing. And you can tell that this is,

Speaker 2 ah, he said 10,000 hours. Oh, yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Like you can tell when someone, it's almost like when you watch a good comedy special or listen to a great album and you go, these guys have really put in some fucking work. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's just like it comes together. It's like Car Trek's, for instance.
Sure. Right.
I would never be able to do it. Never.
Because I just know that I'll be doing it.

Speaker 2 Fan, right? And I'll be doing it. And I'll already, in my head, go, I fucked up already.
You know what I mean? I don't know where the ace is.

Speaker 2 I lost it. It was supposed to be here on this finger.
I was supposed to be controlling it. And I lost the control.
It's in some guy's pocket.

Speaker 2 You put the ace in me already. Yeah, yeah.
No, it's just, you can tell. I just can't do magic.
You can tell that he.

Speaker 2 Okay, you know who else I got into this weekend? Oh, here we go. I got into on HBO Max.
There's a show called Painting with John. Do you know that show? No.
John Lurie. Look up John Lurie.

Speaker 2 It's a series?

Speaker 2 So he had an original one called... Do you know who this is? No, man.
John Lurie, you know who this is? I don't know, John Laurie. It's crazy.
Mr. Mr.
Look at, there he is.

Speaker 2 It's funny to think that you, Mr. Snob artistic, snob rat brat, don't know who he is because he is a god in the artistic community.
Okay, can I? One of Anthony Bournain's best friends.

Speaker 2 Bourdains' name.

Speaker 2 One of Anthony Bourdain's best friends. I said Bourdain.
I said Bourdains.

Speaker 2 I know who he was. Can I say something to you? Your attitude right now.
So he was in New York. No, no, no.
He's a musician, a painter. I know this.
Oh, you know who he is? Yes, man.

Speaker 2 You don't know who he he is. Yes, I do.
He's my AA sponsor.

Speaker 2 See, that's how you improvise. Yeah, that was a good thing.
Just make sure.

Speaker 2 This guy's got a show about painting. I'm going to say something about art, though, okay? Yeah.
I don't know much about it. Correct.
And I've never claimed on the show that I was an art connoisseur.

Speaker 2 No, but you think you're a highbrow artist. I'm not high, and I don't like the way you're doing that with your fingers.

Speaker 2 You don't like a highbrow. You like highbrow art.
You want to do this. No, you want to be a part of a highbrow community.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But you're not. You're beanie.
You know what I know? You're anywhere. You You know what I am? What? Lowbrow.
Yeah, you're very lowbrow. Yeah, I'm very lowbrow.
And we might be feeling gang signs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. These might be gang signs.
Yeah, by the way. But I'm going to tell you right now, dude, I've never claimed that.
I don't know any. Okay, how about this? Let's do a contest.

Speaker 2 It's not that you don't claim it. Name me 20 artists just off the history of the world.
Go ahead. 20? 15.

Speaker 2 We're going to sit here while I go through them? Yeah, yeah. I want to know.
Artists of any kind. Yes.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Mediums, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 But I can pick music. I can pick artists.
No, no, no, no, in terms of just painting. Either it be, you know, abstract or Picasso.
There we go. Rembrandt.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 Renoir. Denging.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 Jackson Pollock. Bingo.

Speaker 2 I can use him. John Laurie.
There we go.

Speaker 2 It is weird to name.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we know. That's why I like doing that.
It's very hard. I mean, I don't know anything about painting, but this is really fun.

Speaker 2 Let's name some more painters.

Speaker 2 Donaldo.

Speaker 2 There's no Donaldo. Yeah, there is.
Dude, tell me.

Speaker 2 There's a Donaldo, I'll let it slide. Donaldo, go ahead.
I'll give you Donaldo. Donaldo.
Donaldo. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 Warhol. Very good.
I guess.

Speaker 2 Basquiat, but very good. Blah, whatever.

Speaker 2 I love Basquiat. I know you do.

Speaker 2 This is what I mean. Love it.
Take it.

Speaker 2 Take a timeout. We're on eight.
Okay. You would love Dali, Mr.
Basquiat. Yeah, Salvador Dali.
You would love Basquiat. You You know why? Why?

Speaker 2 Because people have this affinity for that guy, even though what he made was only revolutionary because he was like a black artist in New York when it was all white, hoity, toi.

Speaker 2 Outside of that, his stuff wasn't that good. Basquiat's stuff wasn't that good.
None of it was like, wow. Oh my God.
All Basquiat's stuff was fine. It was like, yeah, that's fine art.

Speaker 2 I guess it's good. It's good.
But it wasn't mind-blowing. It was just unique because he was a young black artist in an all-white world, which is credible, but this isn't that good.
That's very good.

Speaker 2 This isn't that good. That's very good.
That's fine.

Speaker 2 So you Rudy can do that. I gotta say this, all right? Rudy can do that.
You're the tech. Look, look, look.
You're very good. Not so good.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 can I just say this? Bring up a Renoir. Bring up a Renoir.
All right, Renoir, but stop it. That's my point.
Look, can I say this?

Speaker 2 Let me say what I want to say, okay? Let me say what. Look at that.
Look at that sex.

Speaker 2 Look at that fat. Look at that fat white girl by the wall.

Speaker 2 Can make a fucking realistic planet painting like this. Oh,

Speaker 2 by alcohol. You know what you're.
You know how technical that is?

Speaker 2 And Bascat was like,

Speaker 2 oh, really? So you're like, all right, so you, right, you think that Basquette, blah, blah, right? Yeah. What about this guy? What about your guy right here, right?

Speaker 2 Putting the fucking brush in the paint can and just doing this, Jackson Pollack. Go fuck yourself.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 I just named him. That's your guy.
I just named him. White guy, that's your guy.

Speaker 3 My aunt has been commended as being strongly vaginal.

Speaker 2 I just named him. Okay, what's a good Asian artist then?

Speaker 2 People I know. Who? David Cho.
You name one. That's the only one.
Get off the show. No, I'm not going to.
He's a personal friend of mine. Thank you.
Give me another one. Give me another one.

Speaker 2 Give me another Asian artist that you love.

Speaker 2 I can't.

Speaker 2 Look at how, look at David Cho. Phenomenal.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so for my money, I'll pay for that over Basquiat.

Speaker 2 This is my point. Basquette was great.
Look at how talented that is. Put that side by side with a Basquiat, George.
Look at how beautiful that looks.

Speaker 2 And now show me, show me whatever fucking candle they're selling in Urban Outfetters with a Basquiat fucking label written on it.

Speaker 2 That's what they do now. They sell his stuff on.
How great that is.

Speaker 2 Oh, show me. No, go back.
Go back. Go back.
Go to Boxer. That's one of his most famous.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Look at this. Click on Boxer and make it big.
Images usually help.

Speaker 2 There it is. All right.
Right there. Look at this.
Can I say something about this? My niece. No, you're not.
My niece. I'll tell you what your nurse is.
My niece. I can't make it.
All right.

Speaker 2 When you have a realism, don't ever do that again. This is my mic.
Oh, that's right. Okay.
So, what I'm saying is, is that, let's calm down for a second, okay? Yeah, why did we get so hot?

Speaker 2 Because you're getting mad about the artist thing. I know, because,

Speaker 2 you know, a lot of artists can do realism. All right.
I knew dudes in art class in high school that could draw my face. Okay? Really? Yeah, technical.
Yeah. Tough face.
To draw. Tough face to draw.

Speaker 2 Okay. It's unique.
It's not, it's round, but you just do slits. It's round, but it has you just do a circle two slits a mouth and two holes.
It's like a smiley face. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 It's very easy to do. You have a smiley face.

Speaker 2 Fucking fucking face. All right.

Speaker 2 I'm going to say about fucking Basquiat, right? David Cho's art. Let me finish my point.
Better than Basquiat.

Speaker 2 I said it.

Speaker 2 David Cho's art's better than Basquiat. Let me finish my point.
Bam. Okay.
Is that no one could do what Basquiat did because that's an original? That comes from his mind.

Speaker 2 What do you mean? David Cho paints nothing original? No, he does, but I'm just saying there's more realism.

Speaker 2 It's abstract. You could

Speaker 2 look at a David Cho painting, although he's a friend of mine. He's very talented, right? And compare it to other people's, right? But with Basquiat, when you see a Basquiat, you know that it's him.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yes, because it's uniquely bad. Because it looks like a child's painting.
No, no. It looks like a child's painting, and then even a child.
A child couldn't do it. Children do it all the time.

Speaker 2 Children do that. All the time.
No, they can't. All the time.
No, they can't. You know what? I'm going to show you every fridge, in every fridge in Sherman Oaks.

Speaker 2 Every parent's like, look at what Braden did. Brayden does that.
Yeah, that looks like finger paint for Brayden. And what's those?

Speaker 2 You can't compare also. I know, these are two different kinds of art.
I understand. You can't compare, right, like a movie like Elf.

Speaker 2 Great film. Great film.
And a movie like Mean Streets.

Speaker 2 Yes, you can. No, you can't.
Elf is better.

Speaker 2 Elf is better.

Speaker 2 Elf is not better. Elf is better.

Speaker 2 All right, than Elf. Right.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 Apocalypse Now.

Speaker 2 Elf is better. It's not fucking.
Elf is better. Elf is better.

Speaker 2 It's not better. It's not better.
You know it's not better. You know it's not better.
You're just saying that to fucking

Speaker 2 give me something else that you think will beat Elf because I'm telling you right now, Elf is still winning. For

Speaker 2 memorable lines, the characters. I'll give you another one.
I'll give you one. Okay.
Elf

Speaker 2 versus

Speaker 2 the original Star Wars.

Speaker 2 Ooh, that's tough because different movies. That's very tough.
Okay, two different. How about Elf and the original alien

Speaker 2 two different movies you can't compare the two i'm gonna go with of course elf

Speaker 2 yeah you know what i'm saying you can't compare art right it's hard it's hard my point is when i see basquette stuff i know it's his stuff compare the yeah compare the rotten tomatoes between

Speaker 2 compare the red rotten between between elf what did it get well

Speaker 2 84 do you go by tomato score or audience score not audience You don't know. No, because half of those guys are fucking Trump supporters.

Speaker 2 Marjorie Taylor Greene. What's the tomato score then? Who are they? What?

Speaker 2 People that know about film.

Speaker 2 No, no. These are film people.

Speaker 2 Are they the ones that are buying all the box office tickets? No, that's the people matter. Yeah, but the critics don't matter.
No, no, no. Now we're going into a fucking personality.

Speaker 2 And here's why I say something. Here's what happened at the Golden Globes.
All these names were released, and everybody was like,

Speaker 2 what is this? No one watched any of these names. Yeah, because that's why you have the Golden Globes and you have the People's Choice Awards.
No, People's Choice Awards.

Speaker 2 No one watches the People's Choice Awards. That's not a real thing.

Speaker 2 You don't have a fucking People's Choice Awards party.

Speaker 2 Come on over. Let's watch.

Speaker 2 Most likable side. The Golden Globes should be about the people.
The Emmys should be about

Speaker 2 the Academy. Listen, okay.

Speaker 2 When you... By the way, you and I are never going to any of these things.

Speaker 2 We're never going to get invited. You know what I am? No, you're not.
I am. You'll go to the Razzies.

Speaker 2 No, I will go to the Emmys one day. You'll go to the Susie's or the Azzzies.
The Emmys. What? What? Were you working? I'm interviewed.

Speaker 2 Twice. You were interviewing people? Yeah.
I dinner to William H. Mason coming.
Can I ask you a question? Yeah, you go. Okay, and then second thing is.
You're not going to go to the Emmys. Yes, I am.

Speaker 2 You're not. You'll go as somebody's guest.
I'm going to take you as my guest. No, no, no.
And I can't wait. Holy fuck.

Speaker 2 No, no, stop, stop. If Dave,

Speaker 2 if Dave gets nominated, I'm taking you as my guest. I can't wait.
I'm not going to take my kids. I'm not going to get invited to the fucking Emmy.
You're not going to go. In your face.

Speaker 2 You're not going to go. Yes, I am.
You're not going to go. Oh, you're saying that I'll get invited, but I won't go.
Oh, no, I'm saying you won't go. You won't get invited.
I will get invited.

Speaker 2 For what?

Speaker 2 What the show that I just sold to ABC? Nah, I'm not going to win that Emmy.

Speaker 2 He's so negative. I love it.
But I'm going to say this, okay? Yeah. This is that that got 84%, right? What did Alien get? What's Alien, George?

Speaker 2 Please. 95.
No. Oh, that's Mean Streets.
Mean Streets. Obviously, obviously.
Mean Streets is a... Come on.

Speaker 2 But you said earlier.

Speaker 2 Alien got what? What did Alien got? 98. 98.
Higher than Mean Streets. Right.
So my point is. So that means Alien is better than Mean Streets.
Right. Your point is right.
You're right.

Speaker 2 And it's also better than Elf.

Speaker 2 In this world, yes.

Speaker 2 But my point is, you can't compare it to the two. In Rotten Tomatoes world.
You can't compare the two. We just did.
I know, but that's one thing. Maybe some other site would have some other opinion.

Speaker 2 My point is that they're two different fucking. Art is subjective.
Right. But someone's got to judge at some point.
Right. So.

Speaker 2 And also, can I just make this argument too is that there have been bands where people you go, oh, why would anyone buy a Creed album? But millions of people do. It's a great band.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Great band, great music.

Speaker 2 You're fucking.

Speaker 2 You're really doing it. You're a Chad right now.

Speaker 2 Nothing against Creed.

Speaker 2 Nothing against that. But what I'm saying is that, you know, you can compare, you know, it's just like, it's not great.
I would never buy it. And it's like, I think people in hordes

Speaker 2 like stuff that aren't good. You can because you can't trust people.
You can only compare it on a technical level. Right.

Speaker 2 You can't go, Creed is not as good of a band, that term, not as good of a band as

Speaker 2 any of them.

Speaker 2 Stop it, because they are better than some of them. Okay.
Creed is not as good of a band as the Black Keys, right? You could say that. Yes.

Speaker 2 And then someone would go, well, I don't like the Black Keys. I love Creed.
But you can say, Creed. And that person

Speaker 2 is a fucktar.

Speaker 2 You can say Creed isn't as musically,

Speaker 2 technically talented as a Mike Key. And that's a more valid argument.
If you look at a Creed album, right, and then you look at OK Computer. Sure.
Right.

Speaker 2 By your head, side by side. Yeah.
It's not even a fucking...

Speaker 2 Okay Computer blows it out of the water.

Speaker 2 It's a masterpiece. I don't, I'm saying I disagree with it.
It's a somatic album. I agree.
From beginning to end, it's a fucking masterpiece. I I agree, but there's people out there that don't.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and those people are the ones that fucking review on Rotten Tomato. I don't trust them.

Speaker 2 That's my point. Yeah, but some of those people are not.
No, they're some of them.

Speaker 2 Listen, I know this. And this is maybe why some people call me an elitist.
That's what it is, an elitist.

Speaker 2 You're driving me crazy today. You're driving me crazy today.
But, okay, so I might be a little bit of an elitist, right? But there are certain things that are good.

Speaker 2 That's why when I, even when you say I'm not going to that, fine, okay. That might be true.
All right. I'm kidding.
You can go if you want. I don't, what do I do? Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Let me tell

Speaker 2 you. Not only is your show.
Your show is going to get an Emmy, a Golden Globe, and it's going to be the first television show that gets an Oscar.

Speaker 2 Your show. Oh, I, now you're being a fucking asshole.
And you'll get a Grammy. Impossible.
You're going to get an e-gos. All right.
So, what I'm saying, though, is.

Speaker 2 Oh, God, my throat is.

Speaker 2 My throat. I can't even swallow it.
What we're saying is,

Speaker 2 neither of us know what we're talking about. Yes, we do.

Speaker 2 Let me just close out my fucking... Close it up.
Just close out my fucking argument. Close it up, Papa.

Speaker 2 Is I do know there are just certain things, right, in terms of art, right, that

Speaker 2 are more creative,

Speaker 2 more relevant,

Speaker 2 more,

Speaker 2 you know, putting their finger on. what's going on on the planet for the world, right? Yeah.
Culture. Culture.
And there are some albums are just put out, right, quickly. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 2 Through some sort of like corporate machine. Yeah.
Right. And it's only there so that people,

Speaker 2 the masses,

Speaker 2 the

Speaker 2 what is that? The them. That's the masses.
Right. They'll go buy it.
Right. Right.
And though, and I'm not necessarily, you know, going to listen to them when it comes to film. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Who do you listen to?

Speaker 2 Because you have, it's like, it's like those patriots they say america america is the greatest country in the world when a lot of them have never even visited other countries how do they know right well you don't need to go anywhere when you're in the best

Speaker 2 you're not gonna leave a morton steakhouse and go to an outback are you

Speaker 2 that's a good one all right my point though right being is is that a lot of these people go this movie is the greatest movie in the whole world when they haven't seen being there or paris Texas, or you know, I mean, any of these, you know, I mean, but maybe it's the best to them, but you can't see that.

Speaker 2 And that's still okay. No, but some of them say it's the best of all time.
This movie is the best. Oh, have you seen, you know what I mean, any Kurosawa film, or have you seen.

Speaker 2 But there is no best of all time. It doesn't exist.
There are. There is no best of all time.

Speaker 2 There are 50 films, right, that most people that critique films, right,

Speaker 2 and have seen all the films will say that generally

Speaker 2 pretty confident that these 50 right are in the best films of all time. Yeah, but we don't know what's coming next.

Speaker 2 No, what I'm saying is that I'll tell you that Citizen Kane will probably always be on that list. It'll be on a list

Speaker 2 of some of the best films, but

Speaker 2 it won't be forever. Times will change, my friend.

Speaker 2 Yo, I'm sure in the fucking, in the fucking parliamentary days that they thought finger flicking,

Speaker 2 they were like, this is the illest shit of all time. It still is.
It's not. It's not.
Really? Yeah, that's nothing. You don't put it on anymore.
You don't put it on.

Speaker 2 I used to show Pan all the fucking time. You don't like Chopin.

Speaker 2 I do. When's the last time he played Chopin inside the house?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Exactly. She doesn't know.
There's no Chopin. She doesn't know.

Speaker 2 Name me six composers right now.

Speaker 2 This is tough. This is tough.
This is tough. Six composers.

Speaker 3 Wait, I forgot everything already because it's pressure.

Speaker 2 You can't name one.

Speaker 2 We just named one.

Speaker 2 Okay, we'll give you clues. We'll give you clues.
We'll give you clues. Okay, how about this?

Speaker 2 One of them was, they did a movie about a dog. A big, hairy dog.
A big hairy dog. But that's the composer's name.
And the guy, and John, what was the actor's name?

Speaker 2 He used to yell his name, the dog's name all the time. Yeah, yeah.
He used to go.

Speaker 2 It starts with a B. Yeah, B.
Bay. It starts with Bay.

Speaker 2 Bay.

Speaker 3 Bay.

Speaker 3 I don't know how to pronounce it.

Speaker 2 Say it. Try it.
Try. Bay.
Bay. Beethoven.

Speaker 2 Beethoven.

Speaker 2 Wow. That's good.

Speaker 2 That was very difficult. Okay, what's another one? Right?

Speaker 2 There's another guy, right?

Speaker 2 His first name, right, was the guy that makes pizzas.

Speaker 2 Right? There's a famous guy that makes fancy pizzas in Beverly Hills. That's right.
Has the same name as a composer.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Okay, his middle name.

Speaker 2 His middle name is Amadeus.

Speaker 2 I don't know. She doesn't know.
Oh, Wolfgang, Amadeus, Mozart. Puck.
Mozart. Wolfgang, Amadeus, Puck.
He has a great restaurant where you go in there and you jam out to classify.

Speaker 2 So you never heard of them. Mozart.

Speaker 2 I heard of him. Mozart.
You know Mozart.

Speaker 2 Beethoven. Right.
Bach?

Speaker 2 Kind of. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Kind of Bach? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I've learned in therapy today.

Speaker 2 I forgot what day it is. It's therapy day.
It's therapy day. So

Speaker 2 I went to therapy this morning, too. I like to affirm my paranoia.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah. All right.
So what I did was Friday night, you know, I'm on a show Magnum.

Speaker 2 You are? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And one of the older episodes aired, and some guy on Twitter goes, Bobby Lee literally is the worst actor, right?

Speaker 2 And who does this guy? Well, then today he made fun of my penis. So I know that he has something against me.
I'm sorry, guys.

Speaker 2 It was Andres. Oh, my God.
Andres, if it was you, I'd laugh so hard, and you're fired.

Speaker 2 But what I do then is this. So I read the tweet, right? Why? Well, because you're scrolling and then you kind of...
I know, right? So, but this is what I said.

Speaker 2 This is what my therapist got so mad at me today.

Speaker 2 So, this is what I do. I go, I read the tweet and I go, oh, fuck.
Maybe he's right.

Speaker 2 No, I know. It's crazy.
It's insane. So what I do is this.
I produce a, I text a producer.

Speaker 2 Oh, because you want. Right.
I go, so was it bad?

Speaker 2 Which is like,

Speaker 2 not good, man.

Speaker 2 And I do that when I take takes. Like, if I don't think a take is good.
You ask? No, but I'll hang out by video relation.

Speaker 2 No, I really will. I'll let, like, if you're the director, I'll just stand around like this.
They're resetting a different story.

Speaker 2 Do you watch playback? Is that why? No, no, I'll just kind of go,

Speaker 2 do you get it?

Speaker 2 And my third voice goes, you can no longer do that ever. You can't.
That's so bad for you. I know.
I don't do it in a desperate, needy way. No, it's not desperate.
I know. I do it in a very cat.

Speaker 2 I'll just kind of like, I'll whistle to.

Speaker 2 You know, I'll play with my feet a little bit, right?

Speaker 2 And if they lock eyes, I'll go, you get it?

Speaker 2 Yeah, we got it. We're moving on.
Come on. Why are you so insecure about it? Once you know, once it's locked, it's over.
I understand that.

Speaker 2 I don't know, but it's just like, I'm just things that I'm learning in therapy. That's all.
And your therapist said, no longer are you going to do it again? I can no longer do that.

Speaker 2 But is there a way that you can check yourself to make sure you don't do it again? I have to self-soothe. You do? I have to self-soothe.
And the way I go, I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 2 So what she said was,

Speaker 2 because I've had, I don't know why, but I'm.

Speaker 2 For some reason, like,

Speaker 2 I'll just give you an example. I can't tell you who, but like, this always used to happen to me.
Like, I'd be on stage. This is like in 15 years ago.
Like, I'd be at the improv. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I'd be on stage. And a female comic would walk in, right? With a black eye.
I'm not kidding you. With a black eye.
Can I know who? No, I can't tell you who. Damn it.
And she'd be like,

Speaker 2 look at me. She would look at me.
I was that guy.

Speaker 2 That you hit her? No. But she would have to talk to me.
I was like, I was like, the female comics tampon. Right.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 Where we're like female comics would go, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 This guy was really aggressive with me. What do I do? You know what I mean? I was that guy.
Did you do anything about the gut? No.

Speaker 2 No, but I, you know, I'm just, you know, so I'm good at soothing other people. You know what I'm saying? So how I deal with other people, right? I'm going to do it to myself.
Right.

Speaker 2 That's how I'm going to self-soothe. That's good.
Yeah. Yeah.
So stop spending time trying to soothe for others. You self-soothe.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Self-soothe. I'm trying to self-soothe myself.
And what do you have to do with Rudy?

Speaker 2 You can't sue. You don't.

Speaker 2 No soothing. She has a thing with me is that.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 it may never work out. Our relationship may never work out.

Speaker 2 I have to say that. And that's real.
But she's going to college. She's not working out.
Six months.

Speaker 2 And I'll tell you why, right?

Speaker 2 Is she

Speaker 2 has a thing where she doesn't come to me with any problems.

Speaker 2 That's why she's having panic attacks. She goes to Kalila, obviously.
Or she's burying it. No, she goes to Kalila with all her problems.
And I hear her problems via Kalila. Right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she just, you know, this happened. She would never say it to me.
Why? I'll come in the kitchen and she'll just, this is what she does. I'll walk in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 And let's say she's standing right here. As soon as I walk up, she'll just go around the counter.

Speaker 2 To avoid you. To avoid me.
Yeah, but also, to be fair, to her, you can be very volatile at times.

Speaker 2 Am I ever volatile? And be real.

Speaker 2 sometimes like in what way and this is good and i think we should do this right now no i think this is the moment it's not negative it's not negative so what is it the thing that i do that's volatile i just let it out go ahead like you explain where i go like far away when you come in in the kitchen it's because you always want to punch me you want to punch her oh god this is so silly because you fucking know you fucking rat timeout was the story with the girl with the black eye was that Rudy?

Speaker 2 Wait a minute. What is he? Where does he punch you? Let her talk.
Where does he punch you? Where? Yeah, like on the arm or in the stomach or on the. What does he do? Arm.
He hits you on the arm. Hard?

Speaker 3 Sometimes hard.

Speaker 2 Sometimes hard. Come over here.
Come punch me how he hits you. Come here.
No. Wear your mask.

Speaker 2 I want to feel it. Wear your mask.
I want to feel how hard it hits you.

Speaker 2 And be real. Okay.
I'll be, I'll be. I'll be you and you be Bob, okay? Ready? Yeah.
Okay. Oh, hi, Tita Bobby.

Speaker 2 Hi.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 good morning. Okay.

Speaker 2 Honestly? Yeah. That was hard.

Speaker 2 I have never hit her that hard.

Speaker 2 I just saw the weight of it. But can I tell you something? You don't know your strength.
Okay. So maybe you are hitting her harder than you think.
And

Speaker 2 she's a tiny little girl. I do it as a joke.
Yeah, but it's not.

Speaker 2 I do it as a joke. Oh, you hit women as a joke?

Speaker 2 no playful in a playful way oh oh it's funny

Speaker 2 all right so here's what here's the deal now that i hear it now right

Speaker 2 i hear it now

Speaker 2 i hear it now right yeah i won't do that again okay so is that the reason why you you don't come to me with your feelings and your and and what you're going through no yeah what is it you don't trust me

Speaker 3 i no i trust you i just go to the Kalilo.

Speaker 2 Okay, but let's say this: what do you think it would take from Bobo

Speaker 2 for you to say, I want to tell you something personal that's bothering me? What would it take?

Speaker 2 I don't know. You don't know

Speaker 2 because the communication seems open. He seems like he's really willing to do something.

Speaker 2 No, like even when we get into the car today, right? I go, we're coming here. Yeah.
And I go, um,

Speaker 2 hey,

Speaker 2 I open with that. Hey.

Speaker 2 Hey, you. You know what I mean? Creepy aunt.
Yeah. Did I not do that? Yeah.
Hey,

Speaker 2 I didn't do anything. I just looked at her and go, hmm.
I did one of those things. Because you could tell she was upset.
Yeah, I make one of those noises too. I go,

Speaker 2 you know, you're doing okay?

Speaker 2 Right? Yeah. She was fine.
Not fine. Yeah, she's not fine.
You're not fine. So she can't.

Speaker 2 Really get that.

Speaker 3 No, I see Tito Bobby as like the fun and like always positive

Speaker 2 uncle. That's nice.

Speaker 2 Here's another thing. Yeah, and I'm tired of you calling Kalila your sister,

Speaker 2 right? Who she's your aunt, right?

Speaker 2 And you call me uncle. Yeah.
Right. So maybe that has to, maybe it's because you put me in a role.
Right. Yeah, you put me in a some weird like adult role.

Speaker 3 Because you're old.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. Well, bro, bro.
She's 19. You're 49.
You are very much the grown-up in this situation. Like, okay.

Speaker 2 She's an adult, a young adult.

Speaker 2 And you are a, what's the word you used?

Speaker 2 Um, Tito. No, no, no.
What you said, he is what? He's old. Old adult.
You're an old adult. I'm old.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay, so let me. It's not like gross old.
Yeah, and I'm not offended by the word old, right? But you're old.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 Okay, you stop. Whatever you're doing, whatever you're doing right now.
I'm doing it. You're getting me all riled up.
Time out. Let's take a break.
Let's self-assemble. Self-sufficient.

Speaker 2 Self-self-suit.

Speaker 2 It was this girl that used to, she was a comic, and her comedian boyfriend used to punch her. Oh, my, really? Yeah, it was crazy.
I got to know the name. I know, I'll tell you later.

Speaker 2 But it would be, I would be like in North Hollywood at a bar show.

Speaker 2 And she'd show up with scratches on her face. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 How'd you know what's performing here? You know what I mean? She'd be did it again. You know what I mean? And this guy is still around? He's killing it.
He's doing well. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But back in the day, it was like the old West and at Comics acted, you know, a fool. They acted crazy back then.
Sure. Yeah.
I mean, but also acting crazy, hitting somebody is a little...

Speaker 2 It's way too much. It's different.
Yeah. That's not being like a dronk who, you know, who, who, who, who throws up at the bar at the improv and pulls their dick out, which that happened at the improv.

Speaker 2 I saw that. Yeah.
That's different than hitting a woman in the the face. I mean, come on.
Right.

Speaker 2 And and speaking of hitting women, so are you no longer gonna hit Rudy? That's a permanent thing.

Speaker 2 I thought it was a joking. But don't you think, I know, and I bet you it was loving, but don't you think now she gets to hit you a few times? Isn't that only fair? She can hit me all she wants.

Speaker 2 No, why?

Speaker 2 I'm not violent.

Speaker 2 You love knives.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You're a secret, violent, crazy person. You just are pretending that you're this sweet.
Everyone loves online Rudy's personality.

Speaker 2 Your other uncle, not your uncle, but your great uncle, chopped his brother in half with a machete. Oh.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
My grandfather.

Speaker 2 Your grandfather. Your grandfather took a machete.
Yeah. Not kidding you.
Went to his brother's, that's her, her other grandfather, right? Just took a machete, right? And in the torso.

Speaker 2 Just this part, right?

Speaker 2 Sliced him in complete half.

Speaker 2 Right?

Speaker 2 Imagine the

Speaker 2 blood.

Speaker 2 Right, right. And he just, he went to prison, got out.

Speaker 2 You can get out. You can get out.
That's what's great about the Philippines. Philippines, you can cut someone in half.
By the way, you go to prison for life for weed. Yeah, yeah, here.

Speaker 2 And you cut someone in half.

Speaker 2 And so one time you're... You're going to be out there in 15 years.
And I knew this about him. So when I met

Speaker 2 that guy for the first time. Yeah.
Oh, my God. I nearly sucked this sick.

Speaker 2 I was just like, I went, I gave him a hug. He's like, great.
And I whispered in his head. I go, whatever you need, man.
I swear to God, whatever you need, man. He killed his brother? Yeah.
And why?

Speaker 2 What was it? Why?

Speaker 3 Money.

Speaker 2 Money. You know, it's always money.
Isn't it?

Speaker 2 Dude, he cut his brother in half because of how much money? Do you know?

Speaker 3 I think his brother, I don't know, sold the house to get money, and then he got angry.

Speaker 2 It's like that Japanese kid went to school in France, right? And this Japanese kid. This really really happened.
Recently? No, maybe 20 years ago. He went to school in France.
And

Speaker 2 you could look it up, but

Speaker 2 he was in boarding school, whatever.

Speaker 2 And his parents were wealthy. And he just decides one day.
I don't know what came over him. You know, we have bad days, you know.
He decides to eat somebody. And,

Speaker 2 you know, he just kind of had that mind, like, I want to eat that lady, you know? So he eats another student.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah, yeah.
Whole, like head to toe. I don't know what he, I've never eaten a human, so I don't know what the good parts are.

Speaker 2 No, I don't know what the good parts are. Yeah.
And then what happened was... Ah, it's a

Speaker 2 was that him? Yeah, it's got to be.

Speaker 2 Known as the what?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The Kobe cannibal. That's a cool name.
Yeah, it's really good. And then his parents were so rich, they got him out of France.
Oh, so he was never extradited back to France? He went back to...

Speaker 2 No, he was in France when it happened. He got to Japan, and they never took him back.
No, he was able to come out of France and then he just was never charged. Right.
Now he's just walking around.

Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying. They never extradited him from that.
That's the best story at parties. Look at this guy.
And he's 71. And he's still alive.
He's still a long time ago then.

Speaker 2 He's 71 and he's still doing it. 50 years.
He got arrested, but released two years after pre-trial detention. Wow.
Bad, bad. And then he was got.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, like, in some parts of the world, you know, you can eat somebody. And it's all good.
It's good. Well, it depends on how many people are starving.
It's like a misdemeanor. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's like a parking ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get a cannibal ticket? yeah uh speaking of france so uh i just read this morning the police this is happening all over the world

Speaker 2 the police just broke up an 81 person orgy 81 people from all over the world they flew in from nine countries and they got fined this is the funniest part they got fined covet they got fined because of covet laws yeah guess how much guess how much they each got fined every person 81

Speaker 2 135 dollars that's it that's a lot that's nothing for an orgy's people flew for an orgy Yeah. They flew across the world to fuck somebody.
$135 is nothing. I'll pay that fine.

Speaker 2 I want to go to the orgy. How come I don't get invited to these orgies? Have you been in an orgy?

Speaker 2 No. No.

Speaker 2 I'm being real. No, I'm serious.
I've never been in an orgy. I've never been to one.
I've never seen one. I want to see them.
I want to go. I've never been in orgies before.
A free orgy.

Speaker 2 You've never been in a free orgy. And I insticated it.
I don't want to get into it, but I wasn't the one that, let's do it today. How many people is an orgy? Mine was six.
What makes an orgy?

Speaker 2 More than four? I don't know what it is. I don't know what the rule is.
Can you Google what makes an orgy? My mom makes an orgy, but mine was six.

Speaker 2 An orgy is a wild party, especially one involving excessive drinking and unrestrained sexual activity. That's all?

Speaker 2 I'm having orgies all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Wait, there's got to be, and that's an Oxford, that's Oxford Dictionary said that. An orgy has to be a number, right? Yeah.
Because like Greek orgies,

Speaker 2 there were like 50 to 100 people. Think how fun that would be.
Yeah. What a party.

Speaker 2 And by the way, why aren't you afraid to pull my dig on everyone laughing no one's paying attention you don't think so no you don't how embarrassing would that be though you show up you're like hey guys and then everyone just does an applause break the record stops

Speaker 2 i would probably put it back on and leave do you know why you know why orgies were invented why do you know why seriously

Speaker 2 So guys, in the hubbub of it of it all, when all this like everyone's fucking and sucking and moaning, so a guy that wanted to fuck guys could sneak it in and be like, oh,

Speaker 2 I didn't know I was

Speaker 2 100%.

Speaker 2 So guys could write in a guy's butt and be like, oh, I just thought you were a girl. But at this point, it's like,

Speaker 2 okay, let me ask you this. If you were Norgy, right? And you're fucking girls.
Close in my eyes. I'm doing it right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And then all of a sudden, you know, like, all of a sudden, like,

Speaker 2 before he died, Dustin Diamond's there. Oh, all right, please.
Jesus Christ. Soon?

Speaker 2 Literally just happened. Let's just suppose Dustin Diamond was there.
All right, rest in peace, screech.

Speaker 2 You were great. You're a great dude.
And, you know, he's having sex. I don't know if he was a great dude.
I take that back. He's having having sex with a woman, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And you look at his ass cheeks, and they're the perfect asses

Speaker 2 you've ever seen. Like, his ass is so nice and plump.
He's so nice. Yeah.
Would you just. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You would.

Speaker 2 No, would you stick your dick dick in there? Nah. You know what? For me, boys' butts are too hairy.
No, but it doesn't even. It's like

Speaker 2 a Brazilian woman's butt. Oh, then, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It has the tan lines and everything.
Oh, it's got that to be sick. And it's sticky, yeah, and it sticks out.
Then, yeah.

Speaker 2 And jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, right?

Speaker 2 His whole body is white, but his ass, for some reason, is super tan. Perfectly tan.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 What is that? Seven is probably a really mild semi-orgy. Oh, so I have, well, is it really wasn't in one? You haven't had one.
You had to have seven. You need seven.

Speaker 2 But also, so the six that you had,

Speaker 2 how do you, how do you,

Speaker 2 what do you say? Do you switch out condoms? Do you? I don't know because it'd be weird to like use a condom. Let's say you're doing guys and girls.
You're fucking some guy in the ass, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 You pull it out, there's some shit, and you see a vagina, do you stick a pack going there? Or do you,

Speaker 2 yeah, I guess I don't know, but I would

Speaker 2 imagine that most of these unbridled orgies don't have condoms. Oh, yeah, yeah, you would do that.

Speaker 2 Don't you think? Yeah, yeah. There's no way.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Otherwise, those should be sponsored by Trojan. They should put some money in the orgy game.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But I just think, how do you get, first of all, all this means to me when I read it, what I really wanted to talk about was,

Speaker 2 how do you get invited to that kind of thing? 81 people, right?

Speaker 2 I'm not, don't laugh at me.

Speaker 2 I want to know how you get invited. That's a privilege.

Speaker 2 Your six people are people that you knew, correct? No,

Speaker 2 did I tell you about the Asian orgy that I almost got involved in? Famous Asian orgy?

Speaker 2 Sometimes after sets at the comedy store, right? I go to the fucking Carney's. Carney's.
I know I've been with you. It's embarrassing.
Right. And I get the chocolate.
I know.

Speaker 2 Why do you get that? It's so delicious.

Speaker 2 I love bananas and chocolate. You love a chocolate dip banana.
So it's frozen, and I'm like a little kid. Yeah, sucking on a black dick on sunset.
I'm just walking down sunset.

Speaker 2 And then I love, yeah, and I love when like fans will come out of the showroom and they'll walk to their cars, whatever. They'll go, good job.
And I'll always do like a dick sucking thing with them.

Speaker 2 It was so fun, right? And they always get to laugh. Yeah, of course.
They'll go, great job. I'll go, oh, like that.
And it gets a huge laugh, right?

Speaker 2 So this time, it was like maybe 1:1:30 in the morning, and I'm walking back. And this is when I was dating Sarah, a girl in Sarah.
I remember her. Okay, so.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, never mind. I'm not going to say her name.
All right. So I was in the Hyatt there, right? There was probably 200 Asians all dressed in white.
A white party. Right? Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I, and then this is when like

Speaker 2 Mad TV, I was on Mad TV. So I was on a show and Asians, especially, because I was the only really guy

Speaker 2 guy on TV. So they all knew who I was, right? Yeah.
They go, oh my God, it's Bobby Lee, right?

Speaker 2 And they go, you want to come up? I go, what's going up there? And at the chocolate, you know what I'm talking, right? Getting trying to get laughs, right?

Speaker 2 And they're like,

Speaker 2 we're a sex um club you immediately you're like this is fake yeah i go

Speaker 2 no what

Speaker 2 what is it yeah we rented out the whole floor and you're invited i mean it's a club it's a club but you can come up and i go i didn't know what it was so i go all right i'll go i'm gonna go well you would go right all right well i'm gone i'm there in my mind right so You know how hotel rooms, the doors, each door is, there's a door that's locked to the other door.

Speaker 2 Those are all open.

Speaker 2 So you can walk through. Pass-throughs.
Pass-through all these

Speaker 2 rooms. Wow.
Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's music, right? And, you know, at first, nothing was happening. People are just talking, right?

Speaker 2 I'm at the tail end of my chocolate thing. You know, my face is all chocolated up,

Speaker 2 right?

Speaker 2 My tail end. And then all of a sudden, like, dudes are just taking their clothes off.

Speaker 2 People are just making out. Are these people hot? Oh, my God.
People are hot. So hot.
So everybody's hot. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm the ugliest guy there, obviously. All right.
Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't, if I didn't have Mad TV, I would never be invited.
You're right. Okay.
Plus, you didn't have white on.

Speaker 2 So there were guys, you know what I mean, kissing girls, and I was kind of walking around like,

Speaker 2 I think I got to get out of here. Were you talking to anybody? No.
No, just by yourself. So I go to this room and I go, this seems like a nice room.
There's candles, right? And there's no guys.

Speaker 2 It's all women. Oh, no.
Right? Yeah. So there's these two girls on the bed, and I'm sitting there on, like, it's just a hotel chair, right? My fingers are all chocolatey.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to think to myself, should I have a cigarette on the ball? This is weird, right? Yeah. But no, I'll watch.
And they're hooking up. Oh, yeah.
They're eating each other. 69.

Speaker 2 It's great. Nice.
Cover your ears. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I go, but I should go because I was living with Sarah at the time. You're allowed to watch.
I know, exactly. I'm watching.
So, right? I was going to, you know what? I'm going to nut in my pants.

Speaker 2 Because I was about to nut in my pants. Yeah.
Right? Yeah. Just explode without even touching.
It was amazing. That's when your dick is going like this.

Speaker 2 It's begging to get out. Right.
And then I see the girls look at me. Yeah.
Right. And they start whispering.

Speaker 2 Meanwhile, when they're whispering, my penis is going,

Speaker 2 like juice is coming out. Right.

Speaker 2 Right. Yeah.
And also, I'm like, all my spidey senses are. Like, you heightened.
Like

Speaker 2 you're in a territory

Speaker 2 where you don't want to be here. Correct.
Right. Yeah.
But I can't move. Can't move.

Speaker 2 Right? You didn't go nowhere. My body's like, leave, but I'm not leaving.
No, you can't. Yeah, I know you can't.
Yeah. All right.
So they get up from the bed,

Speaker 2 right? Walk toward you. And they walk toward me.
Right.

Speaker 2 And one girl starts kissing my neck. And I go like this.
I go, no,

Speaker 2 with my hair like this. Why? I go, no, like this.
And I run out.

Speaker 2 Wow. Yeah.
The control. The control, dude.
A hot naked chick comes up. I regret that moment every single day.

Speaker 2 What if

Speaker 2 I should have done it? But I should have fucking done it. I regret it.
I'm not going to regret it. I'm not with her anyway.

Speaker 2 Wait, when you were in the elevator, did was it not run into your head to be like, fuck this shit, I'm going to go. I got to go back up.
I got to go back up. I know.

Speaker 2 Because the one thing that I can say about myself is I've never cheated on anybody. And you were commit.
You were like, I'm not going to do it with two random girls in this hotel.

Speaker 2 I wanted to, and I wish I did. Yeah, you did.
Yeah, but I didn't. In your mind, you did.
I didn't because it just goes against.

Speaker 2 You wanted to. Oh, I wanted it so bad, but it goes against everything that I believe.
But also,

Speaker 2 you don't know those girls. What would you do in that situation? There's no way I would have been, genuinely,

Speaker 2 I would have never, if a guy was like, come upstairs having a sex party, I know to be like,

Speaker 2 that is trouble.

Speaker 2 No way I'm going up there. Right.
I shouldn't have gone up there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because I knew, you know, because by the way, if you go up there, at that point, you should fuck. Yeah, you went up.

Speaker 2 You already did it. Go do it.
Yeah, you did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is this? What is this guy? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
The religious guy? Okay. This guy's great.
So what is he?

Speaker 2 Look at this, though, by the way. Because God, we talked about save.
We talked about saving you on this show a lot. No, we've talked about saving people, people being saved by religion.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Remember my buddy who was saved? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this.
This guy's out here saving people, and I want to give him a lot of credit. This guy's great.
Don't watch porn.

Speaker 2 Pray with me instead. My friend started this new hashtag, PrayerWatchPorn.

Speaker 2 And i guarantee that you maybe have been feeling a little bit tempted yeah maybe you were about to watch something okay how much does this guy love porn too much the fact that he's got to say it out loud it's too much that means he's obsessed to be put away yeah no he needs to go to like a six-month like lockdown these guys deserve to be in prison for this yeah this is prison this the fact that he's got to say you should pray to not watch porn yeah means his addiction was so violent yeah that it was like you know what i saw and i'll never forget dude my first time in new york say my first time I ever was in New York, and I was going to visit my buddy in Brooklyn, and I was like, I'm going to take the train.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? Like, I'll do the New York thing. I'm not going to take a cab.
I'm taking the fucking train. The moment I get on the L-train, a guy is on his phone watching porn, dick in hand.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I was like, should have taken a fucking cab.

Speaker 2 That's this guy, by the way. That's this guy.
He's watching it in public. Have you ever seen someone watch it in public? Watch porn in public? No.
Never? I feel like I see people do it.

Speaker 2 I catch people all the time watching porn in public. No.
Really? Yeah. Maybe it's my group of friends.
No, it's just that. It's just, I don't really.

Speaker 2 Well, I haven't been out in so long. I know, but I don't walk by and people are watching.
I always think they're watching The Avengers or something.

Speaker 2 Or, you know, some cool thing. I saw a guy at the comedy store watching porn in the OR.
Yeah. Drunk as fuck in the back of the room watching porn on his phone.
Yeah. And honestly, I didn't blame him.

Speaker 2 Well, I saw, you know, there used to be. I didn't blame him at all.

Speaker 2 A series of porn. I think it was, I forgot what company it was, but they rented Pauly's house.
To do porn? To do porn.

Speaker 2 Which one? The one above the store, the old, the old one? The old one way on the hill. You're right.
And every time I would watch him, I'd go, oh, yeah, I've been there.

Speaker 2 You know, there was a sense of like, I've been there, man. Isn't that kind of nice? Yeah, yeah.
That's kind of nice to be like, I've been to that porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Especially when.

Speaker 2 Wait, did he get, did they get paid good money for that?

Speaker 2 But you know how he just rents that stuff. That plays out.
Would you ever rent your house out for porn? No. Look at me.
Porn company comes and goes, Bob.

Speaker 2 If fans of you. Okay, if I wasn't in.
Asa Akira is producing it. I've...

Speaker 2 no, because I have fucking jewels in the house, I have dogs in the house. You kick her out, you're not there while they're doing it.
Oh, yeah. Um, it depends on where I am financially.

Speaker 2 They come to you and they go, Look, we're gonna rent the house out, and we'll give you, we'll give you 15 grand. No, I don't need it.
We'll give you 25 grand. No, we'll give you 50 grand.

Speaker 2 No, we'll give you 100 grand. Okay, how fast can you be out? Yeah, now how many, how much do you need it for? One day, yeah, go ahead.
100 grand, but we're gonna get come on everything.

Speaker 2 There was already come on everything.

Speaker 2 Wow. What would you do?

Speaker 2 Well, you know, that's a, you know, a thing. And I got a text from a friend the other day that goes,

Speaker 2 I couldn't be more annoyed with you right now.

Speaker 2 Why?

Speaker 2 I go, context. And he goes, your stupid fucking show is filming on my street all week.

Speaker 2 So like, you know, they, because they get, you know, they put up a notice that says I'm filming on your, yeah, in your neighborhood. And, and I was like, oh, dude, sorry.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's got to be a bummer because they block the streets. You know, it's a whole thing.
And he's like, this guy's house that we're filming in, he rents it out all the time.

Speaker 2 For people that don't know, people in Los Angeles, they rent out their houses for film shoots all the time.

Speaker 2 And they give you like, I don't know, 10 to 20 grand, depending on how long they use the house, but they wreck the house.

Speaker 2 We wreck the house. You wreck it, yeah.
You wreck it. And every time I always think, would I, I would never rent my house out to a Hollywood production.
Never. Never.
Because you fuck it up.

Speaker 2 You fuck it up. You leave shit everywhere.
Things get banged and knocked and broken. Everything gets broken.

Speaker 2 I always look through the drawers. Yeah, because sometimes the green room is in some kid's room.
It's a kid's room. Right? And you're in there.
It's like, you can tell that like there's

Speaker 2 pictures up. Yeah.
Somebody, kid lives there. Somebody lives there.

Speaker 2 And I go through things.

Speaker 2 One time we were at...

Speaker 2 What were we shooting? And we were in someone's house and they had tape on the doors that said, do not enter. Guess what? What? I entered.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 How am I not going to check it out?

Speaker 2 I got to know what's in there. When I was shooting Magnum and

Speaker 2 we were shooting on the street, and this fucking guy with a MAGA hat, right,

Speaker 2 comes and he interrupts us.

Speaker 2 I hear action. He interrupts the scene.
And he goes,

Speaker 2 You guys are taking jobs away from Hawaiians. And he walks away.
And the boomer operator, it's this gigantic brown guy, you know what I mean, with tattoos all over his budget.

Speaker 2 He's, everyone's Hawaiian.

Speaker 2 He's holding his, I'm Hawaiian, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 Rudy has a project that she wants to pitch to you guys Rudy's got a project

Speaker 2 I have a school presentation. Oh great.
This is exciting. Oh, yeah, she seems amped about it

Speaker 2 Do you see her face?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I can tell that you're down before we do this. Can I talk to you? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, get into her heart, man. Are you sad? No.

Speaker 2 Can I be real with you for a second if you ever need to talk to someone about

Speaker 2 are you on your phone i'm gonna do the oh the presentation okay if you ever need to talk to someone about panic attacks or anxiety you can you know you can you can always text me she i'm being serious never

Speaker 2 maybe she will text you you'll text me she will never

Speaker 2 i swear to god she'll never text you i suffer from anxiety and depression very much and i gotta tell you if you ever need if you ever want advice if you ever if kalila and i died for some reason right and she was homeless yeah right, and she needed a sandwich, you'd probably be the last person she'd go to.

Speaker 2 Last.

Speaker 3 Yeah, because there's

Speaker 2 wow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And let that seep into your fucking heart.

Speaker 2 I mean, all the stuff I've done for you is pretty remarkable. It's crazy.
I know. I've done so much nice stuff for you.
Yeah. Why don't we see your fucking presentation?

Speaker 2 Little shit. Okay, well.
All right, what is it? Oh, I like this. Oh, The Grateful Dead.
The Grateful Dead by Rudy. Oh, let's see, Rude.
Let's hear it.

Speaker 2 Hello, everyone. Hello.

Speaker 3 I'm Rudy.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And I'm going to be presenting The Grateful Dead.

Speaker 2 Wonderful.

Speaker 2 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 3 No, you don't clap.

Speaker 2 Oh, my bad.

Speaker 3 So, as you can see, there are a lot of names, but the first the first ever that the first people that formed The Grateful Dead were Jerry Garcia,

Speaker 2 Bob Wire,

Speaker 3 Phil Lesch,

Speaker 3 and Bill Krutzman.

Speaker 3 And then the other few were when those four, or no, those three left and then they replaced them.

Speaker 2 Right on.

Speaker 3 And then other the other names of the band are the other ones.

Speaker 3 The Dead. I like it.
Legion of Mary, Dead and Company, and Rat Dog.

Speaker 2 Rat Dog Baby. Right Dog Baby.

Speaker 3 And then the fans' names are called. The fan's name is called

Speaker 2 Deadhead. Deadheads.
Exactly, Deadheads, yeah.

Speaker 3 And then those are the genres of the

Speaker 3 Grateful Dead.

Speaker 2 Rock, psychedelic rock, blues rock, and et cetera. Yes.
And you're missing one of the members. Who's the newest guitar member? Who's the newest guitar player? He's not up there.

Speaker 2 John Mayer? John Mayer? Yeah. He's not up there.
Why is he not up there? I forgot. You forgot? Is this John Mayer playing for the Quick Dead? Yeah.
I didn't know that. Are you serious? Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's. Yeah.
Okay. Do you know he's.
I won't get into it.

Speaker 2 It's like probably one of the best modern guitarists of our time. I'm still presenting.
Can I say this then? Genuinely. I know.
I know you are, but can I just say that? Let me interject real quick.

Speaker 2 One of the best guitarists of our time. He's great.
No, no, no. One of the best guitarists of our time.
I want to say something even more controversial, though. Oh, boy, here it goes.

Speaker 2 I think that Adam Lambert is better than Freddie Mercury. Next slide.

Speaker 3 That that picture of them was the first

Speaker 3 show that they did.

Speaker 2 Oh, cool.

Speaker 3 And then they began as the Warlocks and formed early 1965 in Palo Alto, CA.

Speaker 2 Palo Alto, California, an extremely wealthy area of Northern California where Stanford University is.

Speaker 3 And then the name Grateful Dead was chosen from a dictionary and it meant the soul of a dead person or his angel showing gratitude to someone who arranged their burial.

Speaker 2 Burial. But yes.
Don't correct her. Well, it is burial.
In the Philippines, it's called burial. Burial.
Yeah. I went to his funeral and burial.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Next slide, please. Fun fact.

Speaker 2 Say no to drugs.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 In 1970, the band was going to perform at the warehouse in New Orleans.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 3 And at the night of January 31, police raided their hotel and arrested 19 people with possession of various drugs.

Speaker 2 Now that's disappointing. I never thought that band was into that kind of stuff.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 During their Europe 72 tour, Pigpen's health, one of the members, deteriorated to the point where he could no longer tour with the band. He died on March 8, 1973.
That is his picture.

Speaker 2 That is his picture.

Speaker 3 He is known for his long beard.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Thank you.
That is his picture. Can you imagine it was a picture of somebody else? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 That is a friend of his. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I'm going to be telling this slide, I'm going to be telling you of the deaths of the members.

Speaker 2 This is amazing.

Speaker 3 Give us the deaths, baby.

Speaker 2 On February 1975, Keith and Donna Jean

Speaker 2 God.

Speaker 2 Just try for it.

Speaker 3 God showed. They were both like a couple.

Speaker 2 No shit.

Speaker 2 Two random people with the same fucked up last night.

Speaker 3 I'm just telling you because you might not know. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 When Keith and Donna met, they're like, you're a gachato.

Speaker 3 They left the band, but then Keith died in 1980 because of a car accident.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. That's right.

Speaker 3 Midland, the keyboardist of Grateful Dad for 11 years, died due to narcotics overdose in 1990.

Speaker 3 Then shortly, Jerry Garcia, the main singer,

Speaker 3 Garcia's health started to decline. And then Garcia was in a diabetic coma for several days in July 1986.
Later died on August 9, 1995.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait. He was in a coma for nine years?

Speaker 2 Several days? No, days. A few days.
Wait, wait.

Speaker 2 Garcia was in a diabetic coma for several days in July of 86. Okay.

Speaker 2 I thought he stayed in a coma for nine years. And he played the whole time.

Speaker 2 He died in 1995.

Speaker 3 Next slide, please.

Speaker 2 My high school girlfriend's brother had his hand. You know, he only had four fingers on one of his hands.
And he had, you know, his hand print on a poster in his room.

Speaker 2 And it always intimidated me because his hand was so big, and her brother hated me. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 The Grateful Dead performed the last concert on July 9, 1995 at Soldier Field in Chicago. And that year was when Joey Garcia died.

Speaker 2 Joey? Joey, Jerry. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 Jerry Garcia died.

Speaker 2 Whoa. All right, relax.
That's the way she yells.

Speaker 3 Okay, and their legacy, the Grateful Dead formed during the era when bands such as the Beatles, the Beach Boys, and the Rolling Stones were dominating the airwaves.

Speaker 2 That's right.

Speaker 3 They were part of the process of establishing what psychedelic music was. They were the pioneering godfathers of Jam Band World, and they sold more than 35 million albums worldwide.

Speaker 2 That's impressive. Impressive.

Speaker 3 And you can buy their merchandise.

Speaker 2 Are we plugging their merch on the show?

Speaker 3 No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 Okay. Is that what else?

Speaker 2 that is all thank you for listening wait you gotta talk you have to have some kind of ending that she was just doing thank you for listening go ahead i mean she has a big thing planned go ahead oh read the thing i mean and say it what you're gonna say

Speaker 3 that is all thank you for listening goodbye that was the big thing

Speaker 2 thank you for listening goodbye bigger thing than that that's your thing you were banking on thank you for listening goodbye

Speaker 2 that was it how about this let's let's let's add one more piece right now, just to end it.

Speaker 2 I want you to give us kind of a summation of what the group is and means to you and why they're important to music. Go ahead.
Yeah, and without looking at the notes, go ahead.

Speaker 3 The group is a rock band formed in the 1980s,

Speaker 3 I think. And then.

Speaker 3 What the band means to me is

Speaker 3 their use of drugs. Because when you see them perform, they are more enjoyable when they use drugs.

Speaker 2 That's correct.

Speaker 2 I've never had

Speaker 2 a more accurate description in my life.

Speaker 2 To a T. That's perfect.
Yeah, just a bunch of drug addicts. Now, you look in the camera right now

Speaker 2 and you say, thank you for listening about me and Grateful Dead of my Brooklyn Port and thanks for being a bad friend. You take us out.

Speaker 3 Thank you for listening to me on my class discussion on the Grateful dead. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Speaker 2 Very good. The best.

Speaker 2 Hello, Fresh. Oh, my God.
You know, I love HelloFresh, Andy. No.

Speaker 2 Don't fucking call me Andy. You cunt.
Why?

Speaker 2 I hate it. It doesn't matter.
You call me Bob. I hate that.
Okay, fine. You're right.
Okay. One, two, three.
Hello, Fresh. You know what, Andy? Yeah, Bob.

Speaker 2 Woof.